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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,530 The girl saw us! Nab her quickly! Don't let her escape! 4 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:25,582 What are you all staring at? Come with me! 5 00:03:04,170 --> 00:03:05,640 Madam! What are you doing? 6 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:07,350 Don't you know that you shouldn't try to get on a moving bus? 7 00:03:08,020 --> 00:03:09,820 What's the matter, Khanna? - Nothing! 8 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,620 A girl almost died just now! 9 00:03:11,910 --> 00:03:15,810 Madam you brought your handbag and left your brains at home! 10 00:03:15,980 --> 00:03:18,400 If you got hurt, your face would have been disfigured, 11 00:03:18,530 --> 00:03:20,580 and you'd die a spinster. 12 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:24,140 No! Even a blind man wouldn't mind marrying her! 13 00:03:24,390 --> 00:03:25,520 Want to bet 10 to 1? 14 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:29,330 You! This is not the Derby for you to make bets. 15 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,630 Sit in your place! 16 00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:35,320 Khanna! The last seat is vacant. Let the girl sit there. 17 00:03:35,530 --> 00:03:38,160 Rajesh, you just drive the bus! 18 00:03:38,790 --> 00:03:41,810 I know where the passengers should sit and stand. 19 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:45,200 You always interfere in my work! Stupid driver! 20 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:47,670 Stupid conductor! You argue with the driver! 21 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:48,630 Shut up! 22 00:03:49,220 --> 00:03:52,150 Ma'am, go take that window seat. 23 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,680 Pandit! Why did you stand up? 24 00:04:08,810 --> 00:04:12,320 She is young enough to be your daughter! - Bless you! 25 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:18,100 Wow! You are so old! And yet you're ogling. 26 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:20,530 Oh my god! What are you saying? 27 00:04:20,570 --> 00:04:23,080 What am I saying? Sit comfortably! And invoke the name of god! 28 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:24,720 Shame on you! 29 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:27,400 Pundit, you stop staring too! 30 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:31,750 Madam, where do you want to go? 31 00:04:32,710 --> 00:04:33,760 Where is this bus heading? 32 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:36,520 To its destination! Where do you want to go? 33 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:41,710 I mean which is the last bus stop? 34 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,890 The bus depot! 35 00:04:44,060 --> 00:04:48,870 Not depot! The last stop is the junk shop! 36 00:04:50,880 --> 00:04:52,560 Who said that? 37 00:04:52,850 --> 00:04:54,190 Father said it! 38 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:59,920 You old man! The last stop of this bus is the junk shop? 39 00:05:00,260 --> 00:05:03,270 Do you know where your last stop is? The cremation ground! 40 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:07,590 People will lay you down on the wood and burn you with kerosene! 41 00:05:10,220 --> 00:05:13,320 Move! Madam, where do you want a ticket to? 42 00:05:13,610 --> 00:05:16,460 The last stop. - The last stop is Goa. Panjim. 43 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,560 Then give me a ticket to Goa. - Give me 30 rupees 25 paisa. 44 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,330 Kumbkaran! Sit straight! 45 00:05:23,700 --> 00:05:24,670 Where is it? 46 00:05:28,100 --> 00:05:29,940 Is this a note? 47 00:05:33,620 --> 00:05:35,420 A thousand rupee note! - A thousand rupee note! 48 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:39,400 Let me see. 49 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:41,240 If you tear it, madam won't spare me! 50 00:05:41,830 --> 00:05:46,310 Madam, such a big note won't work for the Bombay to Goa route! 51 00:05:46,390 --> 00:05:47,900 I have no change! 52 00:05:48,150 --> 00:05:50,910 I am sorry. I gave it to you in my rush. 53 00:05:51,290 --> 00:05:53,010 I will give you another note. 54 00:05:54,890 --> 00:05:56,900 Wow! What a passenger! 55 00:05:56,980 --> 00:05:59,290 A 1000 rupee note or a 100 rupee note! 56 00:05:59,450 --> 00:06:01,720 I have sufficient change. Here is your ticket! 57 00:06:09,040 --> 00:06:13,100 Ma'am, I will give you Rs. 9.75 soon. 58 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:19,300 Wow! 59 00:06:21,770 --> 00:06:27,130 Is this your handbag? - What do you mean? 60 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,690 I meant hold your handbag tight! 61 00:06:30,770 --> 00:06:33,700 This is a bus! You may be robbed in no time! 62 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,830 You! Do you have a ticket? 63 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,380 Yes! I booked it 3 days ago. 64 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:38,300 Come on! 65 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:40,400 You! Ticket! 66 00:06:40,570 --> 00:06:41,360 Here! 67 00:06:41,650 --> 00:06:43,160 Mother! - Who are you calling mother? 68 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,340 Sister! - Yes! I bought the ticket. 69 00:06:45,380 --> 00:06:47,140 And you? - She is my daughter. 70 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,520 Did you buy a ticket for her? - Yes! 71 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:51,530 Conductor, give my 70 paise. 72 00:06:51,830 --> 00:06:57,650 Wait! I'm not going to leave the bus and run away with your 70 paisa! 73 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,460 Sorry! 74 00:07:02,710 --> 00:07:04,470 Who put this wooden rod in between? 75 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,690 Conductor! What did you say? 76 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:10,580 This is not a wooden rod. It is my boss's leg! 77 00:07:11,630 --> 00:07:12,430 You fool! 78 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:17,280 If it is your boss's leg then why don't you put it up? 79 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,550 Don't be insolent! - Don't touch me! 80 00:07:20,670 --> 00:07:22,260 Do you know who he is? 81 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:25,860 He is India's greatest boxer John Ragada. 82 00:07:26,030 --> 00:07:30,260 He is going to Goa to fight the best boxer in the world, Clay! 83 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,900 If you are insolent to him, 84 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:36,000 he will break all your teeth with one punch! 85 00:07:36,670 --> 00:07:39,340 Let go! Why are you holding my chest? 86 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:40,140 Leave me. 87 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:45,210 Look, brother. We all are one, travelling in the same bus. 88 00:07:45,330 --> 00:07:48,850 So your boss is my boss. Your mother is my mother. 89 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,740 My father is your father. Your wife is my.. 90 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,700 What did you say? - My sister! 91 00:07:53,750 --> 00:07:55,590 So you're on the right path! - Yes! 92 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,180 Boss! Shake hands! 93 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:03,290 My hand! Look, I will give your change later. 94 00:08:03,710 --> 00:08:04,500 My hand is broken! 95 00:08:04,630 --> 00:08:05,470 Boss! 96 00:08:06,890 --> 00:08:09,570 That girl escaped on a bus to Goa! 97 00:08:09,650 --> 00:08:11,790 A bus? - Yes, boss. MP travels! 98 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:13,050 Kalia! 99 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,310 Fine! No problem! Come with me! 100 00:08:43,730 --> 00:08:44,570 Mummy! 101 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,760 What happened, baby? - Look there! 102 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:55,620 Shameless girl! She is powdering her face in front of everybody! 103 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,560 Mother! - Mother! 104 00:08:59,850 --> 00:09:00,850 No! Sister! 105 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:03,870 It's wrong to powder your face in public! 106 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,170 But you can apply lipstick, right? 107 00:09:06,250 --> 00:09:07,590 Why are you eavesdropping on our conversation? 108 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:10,360 With such a nice face, I'm bound to eavesdrop. 109 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,790 You are a nice guy. 110 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,430 You seem to belong to an affluent family like us. 111 00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:21,910 What are you doing? 112 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,590 Please remove your fat hand! 113 00:09:25,970 --> 00:09:27,520 Which family do you belong to? 114 00:09:27,690 --> 00:09:32,800 The most illustrious family among all the stage artists! 115 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:39,910 In my time, when I stepped on stage, it would shake. 116 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,760 I am sure it must have! 117 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,690 Even the bus is shaking! - You are joking. 118 00:09:47,410 --> 00:09:52,390 Look you make the stage and bus shake! 119 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,280 Your daughter doesn't do anything? 120 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:58,790 My daughter is being groomed. 121 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:01,140 When she makes her debut on stage, 122 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:04,490 she will become renowned all over India. 123 00:10:04,780 --> 00:10:07,210 I don't know about that. But she will definitely cause an uproar. 124 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:08,840 Mother, no, sister. 125 00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:13,400 Sister, if you can't find a stage hero for your daughter, 126 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:14,910 do keep me in mind. 127 00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,260 Maybe I could come to your daughter's aid! 128 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:20,230 Would only you be left for my daughter? 129 00:10:20,350 --> 00:10:23,280 You idiotic man! - Wow! 130 00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,670 Hurry up! The bus has arrived! 131 00:10:35,720 --> 00:10:38,820 Come on! - Yes! Coming! 132 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:42,920 Come on! 133 00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:46,770 You? - Wait! My husband! 134 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:48,610 Your husband! 135 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:52,340 Husband, hurry or your wife will leave! 136 00:10:53,010 --> 00:10:55,390 Come on! - My slippers! 137 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:57,400 Your slippers! 138 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:02,690 Kishore Kumar! 139 00:11:03,660 --> 00:11:04,490 Yes! 140 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:09,770 Kishore Kumar! 141 00:11:15,090 --> 00:11:17,560 Move back! Move! 142 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,580 Enough! 143 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:25,050 Are you Kishore Kumar? - Do you think I am mad? 144 00:11:25,220 --> 00:11:26,510 Remove your spectacles. - What? 145 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:27,850 Your spectacles! - Here! 146 00:11:27,900 --> 00:11:30,370 Yes! He is Kishore Kumar! 147 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,840 But what are you doing here in this scorching heat? 148 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,430 What do I tell you? My car has broken down. 149 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,240 We were lucky that your car broke down. 150 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,830 Or how would we have got the chance to meet you? 151 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:41,170 Right, Rajesh? - Yes, Khanna! 152 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:42,510 Rajesh Khanna? 153 00:11:43,970 --> 00:11:47,280 You two got together and decided on that name? - Yes, we are his fans! 154 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:49,250 Fan? - Fan! 155 00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:53,600 But forget that! You are too good! 156 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,610 I swear on god! You were so great in Aradhna! 157 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:58,040 I want to touch your feet, I swear! 158 00:11:58,080 --> 00:12:00,590 I did not work in that movie. Rajesh Khanna worked in that movie! 159 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,400 You were too good in Kati Patang! - Yes! 160 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:05,280 Not I, Rajesh Khanna! 161 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,540 Mr. Kishore, you don't understand! 162 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:08,210 We are not talking about acting! 163 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:11,690 Then? - We are actors. We are talking about your songs. 164 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:14,530 You sang so well! That song in Aradhana! 165 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,550 "A beautiful girl lives in the house opposite mine." 166 00:12:17,590 --> 00:12:19,430 That is the song from the movie Mehmood! 167 00:12:19,430 --> 00:12:21,190 Yes! That was in the movie Padosan! - Yes! 168 00:12:21,230 --> 00:12:24,040 "Queen of my dreams, when will you come?" 169 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:28,220 And that one "In life's old journey." 170 00:12:28,350 --> 00:12:30,860 Not old, lovely. - Yes, lovely! 171 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,580 Enough! 172 00:12:33,790 --> 00:12:36,430 If you start singing, I will have to quit the industry! 173 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,690 Mr. Kishore, the industry will never leave you! 174 00:12:38,770 --> 00:12:40,280 But what were you doing here? 175 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,540 I was on my way for the shooting of the movie Love in Bombay. 176 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,420 In Panvel? - Yes! 177 00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:46,140 Your car broke down? - Yes! 178 00:12:46,220 --> 00:12:48,150 Then come by our bus! - Bus? 179 00:12:48,230 --> 00:12:49,950 Why not? Our bus is worth 1.5 lakhs! 180 00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:53,420 And your car is worth just 50 lakhs! - Not 50! Say 15 lakhs! 181 00:12:53,930 --> 00:12:55,350 Why do you want me to get into trouble with the income tax department? 182 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,320 How can the income tax officers bother you? 183 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,790 It's you who put the income tax officers in trouble! 184 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,040 Lower your voice! 185 00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:02,550 Abdul! 186 00:13:02,930 --> 00:13:04,940 Bring the car when it's ready! - Let's go! 187 00:13:05,860 --> 00:13:07,660 Rajesh, start the bus. - Which bus? 188 00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:08,870 It belongs to MP travels. 189 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:10,670 Kishore Kumar! - Kishore Kumar! 190 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,810 Let them see. 191 00:13:13,980 --> 00:13:14,730 Come on! 192 00:13:15,700 --> 00:13:17,910 Don't worry. Come! 193 00:13:18,290 --> 00:13:19,130 What is it? 194 00:13:22,230 --> 00:13:22,980 Come. 195 00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:27,000 What? 196 00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,180 You all have never seen an actor? 197 00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:30,690 You 198 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,570 Here, Mr. Kishore! Here is your ticket! 199 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:36,090 But I was going for my shoot. I haven't got any money. 200 00:13:36,130 --> 00:13:39,730 Who is asking for money? I will pay the money to the company. 201 00:13:39,810 --> 00:13:42,830 When else will I get the chance to serve an artist like you? 202 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,630 Thank you! - Mention not! 203 00:13:46,130 --> 00:13:48,140 Greetings, Kishore Kumar! - Greetings! 204 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,240 Greetings! - Greetings! 205 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,200 Which movie - Move! 206 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,460 Thank you so much! 207 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,690 Where are you going? - What? My name is Mala. 208 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:10,620 I didn't ask your name. I said where are you going? 209 00:14:11,290 --> 00:14:13,140 Goa. - Goa! 210 00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:17,530 Do you live there? - No. My house is in Bombay. 211 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,950 Bombay! 212 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:23,980 Do you like movies? - What? 213 00:14:24,230 --> 00:14:27,030 I mean watching movies? - Yes. 214 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:32,640 You have a beautiful face. You can become a movie star. 215 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,660 A movie star? - Yes. 216 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:38,460 No. - Why not? 217 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:41,480 I hate actors! 218 00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:47,460 I understand. Maybe like others, you too have a bad opinion of actors. 219 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,180 But that's not true. 220 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,240 You find good and bad people in every profession. 221 00:14:52,610 --> 00:14:56,670 In business, society, government! 222 00:14:56,930 --> 00:15:01,030 It depends on what kind of a person you meet. 223 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,410 'Yes, Mala.' 224 00:15:02,910 --> 00:15:05,340 'Before labelling others bad, just think.' 225 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,730 'Your craze to become an actress had blinded you.' 226 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:13,170 'And without thinking you got trapped in by a man so devious.' 227 00:15:59,850 --> 00:16:03,740 "My body is getting drenched in the cold water." 228 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:06,420 "My body is smouldering." 229 00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:09,480 "It is making me go crazy. - Love!" 230 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:11,910 "Now I understood. - Love!" 231 00:16:12,290 --> 00:16:14,630 "That's what happened to me. - Love!" 232 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:19,190 "Because of it I am in trouble." 233 00:16:46,860 --> 00:16:49,330 "How do I reveal this secret?" 234 00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,680 "I can't even say it." 235 00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:56,540 "No matter how much I want to keep quiet, I can't." 236 00:17:00,550 --> 00:17:02,820 "Life is dull." 237 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,370 "The air is moist." 238 00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:56,990 "What happened to me today?" 239 00:17:57,070 --> 00:17:59,330 "My behaviour is different." 240 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:03,890 "What do I explain to you?" 241 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:09,130 "The water is blue." 242 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,720 "My body is wet." 243 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,300 "My body is smouldering." 244 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,230 "It is making me go crazy. - Love!" 245 00:18:22,270 --> 00:18:23,780 "Now I understood. - Love!" 246 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,330 "That's what happened to me. - Love!" 247 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:30,900 "Because of it I am in trouble." 248 00:18:56,110 --> 00:18:58,710 Mr. Sharma! I made all the enquiries. 249 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:03,690 She is a golden bird. Her name is Mala! 250 00:19:04,030 --> 00:19:07,500 Her father Aatmaram drinks water in a silver glass 251 00:19:07,670 --> 00:19:09,680 and eats from a golden plate. 252 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:14,160 And the girl dreams of becoming a movie star. 253 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,660 Then my work is done. 254 00:19:16,420 --> 00:19:19,680 Come on! We too will drink water in silver glass. 255 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,320 And eat from a golden plate. 256 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,320 Come on! - Let's go! 257 00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,040 Listen. You remember our technique? 258 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,010 Yes! - Then let's go! 259 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,340 Excuse me. - Yes, what do you want? 260 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,560 I am the photographer for a film magazine. 261 00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:49,870 May I click your snap in this dress? - Why? 262 00:19:50,370 --> 00:19:55,270 I will publish it in our magazine, and prove that 263 00:19:55,520 --> 00:20:01,170 there's beauty not just among movie stars, but outside the film industry too. 264 00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:03,850 Thank you. - Mr. Verma. 265 00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,940 Yes. - If she doesn't mind, 266 00:20:06,030 --> 00:20:09,420 send one copy of her snap to Sharma International too! 267 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,520 Who is he? - Pardon me. I forgot to introduce him. 268 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,280 He has just come down from Africa. Mr. Sharma. 269 00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:17,080 She is Ms. Mala. 270 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:18,540 How do you do? - How do you do? 271 00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,930 But how do you know my name? 272 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,310 This is strange. 273 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:25,830 There aren't many beautiful girls like you in this city. 274 00:20:26,540 --> 00:20:28,340 One. - Or maximum two. 275 00:20:28,380 --> 00:20:31,650 Yes. And it's not difficult to find out their names. 276 00:20:31,860 --> 00:20:35,880 So what was I saying? Mr. Sharma has recently come down from East Africa. 277 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,470 There he owns a big factory that manufactures elephant teeth. 278 00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:42,990 He has come to India to make movies, so he's looking for new faces. 279 00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,300 Is that so? 280 00:20:46,550 --> 00:20:48,940 I want to act in movies too. 281 00:20:49,230 --> 00:20:52,620 I won many awards in school and college for acting. 282 00:20:52,910 --> 00:20:55,760 Will you give me a chance in your movie? 283 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,310 What are you saying? 284 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,910 We need you. And you need us. 285 00:21:00,070 --> 00:21:03,300 Mr. Verma the snap must be true to life! 286 00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:06,650 Hurry up! If the drops of water on her skin dry up, 287 00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:08,650 the snap will not look natural. - Correct. 288 00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,540 You stand right there. 289 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,390 Give a smiling pose! 290 00:21:14,680 --> 00:21:16,230 Click! - To the left! 291 00:21:17,070 --> 00:21:19,200 Excuse me, madam! Ms. Mala, autograph please! 292 00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:20,630 Autograph? - Yes! 293 00:21:20,710 --> 00:21:22,760 Who are you? - Forget who I am. 294 00:21:23,180 --> 00:21:27,620 I just know that someday you will definitely be a big film star! 295 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,720 Then I may have to be born again to get to you! 296 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,770 So why don't I take your autograph right now? 297 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:37,620 Please, Ms. Mala! Sign on my autograph book with your delicate hands. 298 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,550 Mister! 299 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:43,860 Don't interfere in somebody's personal matters! Got it? 300 00:21:43,990 --> 00:21:45,870 Mr. Verma, click the photo. 301 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:47,300 And you move! 302 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,810 I won't! Go away! 303 00:21:51,530 --> 00:21:53,120 Are you going to move politely or not? 304 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,680 Mister! I didn't ask you before coming here, 305 00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,110 and I won't leave just because you tell me to. 306 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,360 Ms. Mala! 307 00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,420 Please! Autograph! - Look.. 308 00:22:04,250 --> 00:22:07,480 I think he wants to be beaten up. 309 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,820 Ms. Mala, come here! 310 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,510 Steady! Smile! 311 00:22:15,140 --> 00:22:15,930 Ready! 312 00:22:16,020 --> 00:22:16,850 One.. 313 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:19,370 Stop! Hang on! 314 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:21,210 Go ahead! 315 00:22:21,790 --> 00:22:23,640 Mister! What is going on? 316 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,270 This is the limit of tomfoolery. - Who is jesting, mister? 317 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:28,320 Look, you are looking for a heroine! 318 00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:30,630 And you are getting a hero with her too. Sign on both of us. 319 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,010 Hold this. - Okay. 320 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:36,910 I think now I will have to do away with decency. 321 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:43,100 "I have given up decency." 322 00:22:45,610 --> 00:22:48,340 See, ma'am? I converted one into a fish! 323 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:53,780 Now what do you want, mister? - I don't argue with scum. 324 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:58,090 Ms. Mala! Hang on! Listen to me! 325 00:22:58,420 --> 00:23:03,070 Look, god gives beauty, but we have to safeguard it! 326 00:23:03,780 --> 00:23:06,800 You should be careful in your youth. - Come on! 327 00:23:10,230 --> 00:23:13,120 Whether you believe or not Is up to you. 328 00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,640 My duty was just to explain to you. 329 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:19,480 Give a sexy pose! 330 00:23:19,980 --> 00:23:20,910 Yes! 331 00:23:21,990 --> 00:23:23,080 Don't move! 332 00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:24,550 Steady! 333 00:23:25,430 --> 00:23:26,810 Done! Thank you! 334 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:31,370 Ms. Mala, what are you doing day after tomorrow in the evening? 335 00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,800 Day after tomorrow I have to go to college. 336 00:23:34,090 --> 00:23:38,780 I am asking about the evening. Come to Playboy restaurant, if you can. 337 00:23:38,820 --> 00:23:40,790 Playboy restaurant? - Yes. 338 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,600 We couldn't really talk. Let us sit down and talk there. 339 00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:46,110 I will try. - Thank you. 340 00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,030 Bye. 341 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:51,850 Is this how young girls behave? 342 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:55,990 Did you hear me? Mala left for college in the morning. 343 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,590 And now its 9 p.m. and she's still not returned. 344 00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:03,270 You give her so much freedom, she's getting ruined by the day. 345 00:24:03,570 --> 00:24:05,370 Wife, she is my only daughter. 346 00:24:05,410 --> 00:24:08,300 She must be partying with her friends. She will be back soon. - No! 347 00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:11,060 Now her partying must stop! 348 00:24:11,230 --> 00:24:14,030 She should be home before 7 p.m. 349 00:24:14,450 --> 00:24:18,600 And get her married to a nice boy as soon as you can. 350 00:24:18,850 --> 00:24:24,120 Mummy, it's better if you chain my legs, so I can't walk or go anywhere. 351 00:24:24,790 --> 00:24:26,970 Dear, your mother has been shouting at me for so long. 352 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,780 I went to Rita's house. She insisted on having tea. 353 00:24:40,030 --> 00:24:41,410 I spent an hour there. 354 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:44,800 We were all together. Rita dropped them home first. 355 00:24:44,930 --> 00:24:46,350 And she just dropped me. 356 00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:50,660 But daddy, mummy always scolds me. 357 00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:55,440 You've educated me so much, now let me be responsible too. 358 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,610 Certainly! 359 00:24:57,150 --> 00:25:01,210 Look, mother of Mala. Don't talk nonsense about my daughter. 360 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:04,560 I will say it countless times! 361 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,530 People in the locality are so orthodox. 362 00:25:07,620 --> 00:25:10,510 Seeing a young girl return home so late at night, 363 00:25:10,590 --> 00:25:12,680 god knows what they must be saying! - Mummy, 364 00:25:13,270 --> 00:25:15,870 if you want, from tomorrow I will stop going to college. 365 00:25:16,200 --> 00:25:19,510 I will sit at home the whole day and clean or cook. 366 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:22,520 Dear, what are you proposing? She will jump at it! 367 00:25:22,650 --> 00:25:27,380 Wife, when you have tolerated a man like me for 25 years, 368 00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:29,970 put up with this small habit of hers too. 369 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,440 This is the limit! You're always joking! 370 00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:38,430 Dear, Mother scolded you. Not I. 371 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,450 Don't eat for your mother's sake. Eat for my sake. 372 00:25:44,460 --> 00:25:46,470 Daddy! - Come on, dear! 373 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,920 Rita! Why has Mala still not come? 374 00:26:02,290 --> 00:26:04,470 You know that she is always late. 375 00:26:12,970 --> 00:26:14,350 Hi! - Hi! 376 00:26:14,730 --> 00:26:16,400 Mala, you are so late! - I am so sorry! 377 00:26:16,490 --> 00:26:18,540 So what if she is late? At least she has come! 378 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,130 Excuse me! Thank you! 379 00:26:45,910 --> 00:26:48,420 And now, ladies and gentlemen, 380 00:26:49,010 --> 00:26:53,700 we proudly present to you the one and only Usha lyer! 381 00:27:17,390 --> 00:27:19,150 "Listen to the golden rain." 382 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:20,990 "Listen to the downpour." 383 00:27:23,210 --> 00:27:26,940 "And with every drop of rain, I love you more." 384 00:27:29,410 --> 00:27:31,630 "What if it rains all night long?" 385 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:35,100 "Let my love for you grow strong." 386 00:27:35,270 --> 00:27:37,780 "As long as we are together." 387 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,710 "Who cares about the weather?" 388 00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,110 "You came." 389 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:07,210 "I was alone." 390 00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:11,360 "I should have known." 391 00:28:11,730 --> 00:28:14,540 "You were temptation." 392 00:28:17,470 --> 00:28:18,850 "You smiled." 393 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:22,450 "Leading me on." 394 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,630 "My heart was wrong." 395 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:29,360 "You were temptation." 396 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:49,200 "Married a female wrestler, as massive as can be." 397 00:28:49,450 --> 00:28:52,720 "And she had bulgy muscles which quite fascinated me." 398 00:28:52,970 --> 00:28:56,230 "She said she loved me truly, she also said by heck" 399 00:28:56,530 --> 00:29:00,040 "If ever I catch you messing around, I'll break your lovely neck." 400 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:03,690 "What shall I do, how shall I love my skin?" 401 00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:07,370 "I married a female wrestler. Now look at the mess I am in." 402 00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:28,390 "Never know how much I hate you." 403 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,860 "Never know how much I don't care." 404 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,630 "When you touch me, you give me a fever." 405 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:38,770 "You give me a fever but you are off today." 406 00:29:38,850 --> 00:29:40,320 ''You give me fever." 407 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:46,720 "When you touch me." Fever, when you hold me close." 408 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:48,520 "Fever." 409 00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:54,050 "My baby's going to give me fever." 410 00:30:11,630 --> 00:30:12,970 "She is my baby." 411 00:30:14,600 --> 00:30:16,570 "Don't mean maybe." 412 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:26,580 "She is my baby." 413 00:30:26,700 --> 00:30:28,880 "Love my baby, love." 414 00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:34,240 "It's the wrong time." 415 00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:35,830 "And the wrong place." 416 00:30:36,330 --> 00:30:39,050 "Though your face is lovely, it's the wrong face." 417 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:42,690 "It's not his face, but it's such a lovely face." 418 00:30:42,740 --> 00:30:45,330 "That it's alright with me." 419 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,100 "It's the wrong song, in the wrong style." 420 00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:52,030 "Though your smile is lovely, it's the wrong smile." 421 00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,380 It's not his smile, but such a lovely smile." 422 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,890 "That it's all right with me." 423 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,830 "She is my baby." 424 00:31:03,330 --> 00:31:04,800 "Don't mean maybe." 425 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,140 "It's the wrong time. And the wrong place." 426 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,810 Stop it! I can't sing! 427 00:31:28,940 --> 00:31:30,820 I married a female wrestler.. 428 00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,270 Excuse me! Thank you! 429 00:31:51,130 --> 00:31:53,100 Mister! - Yes, madam! 430 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:54,270 What insolence is this? 431 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:56,870 Insolence? Here is your money! 432 00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:59,080 Why are you being my enemy? 433 00:31:59,420 --> 00:32:00,420 Enemy? 434 00:32:01,510 --> 00:32:04,400 Madam my intention is friendship. 435 00:32:04,610 --> 00:32:07,290 If you consider this enmity, I am very sorry! 436 00:32:07,830 --> 00:32:10,180 Because of you Usha lyer got angry and left! 437 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:13,030 What if I say that she got angry and left because of you? 438 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,120 Why didn't you let her sing a song of her choice? 439 00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,710 Madam! What is there to fight about? 440 00:32:18,050 --> 00:32:20,560 You wanted to hear your favorite songs. I wanted to hear mine. 441 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,660 You are arrogant because of your money! Do you know who I am? 442 00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:29,440 Madam, I came to this restaurant to eat a chicken sandwich, 443 00:32:29,690 --> 00:32:32,030 not to ask your father's bank balance! 444 00:32:32,070 --> 00:32:33,790 Shut up! - You shut up! 445 00:32:33,830 --> 00:32:36,600 Ms. Mala! Come here! 446 00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:40,150 I will tackle this shameless man! 447 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,310 Get up! 448 00:32:48,570 --> 00:32:50,200 What are you looking at? Get up! 449 00:32:57,570 --> 00:32:58,320 Come here! 450 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,420 What is going on? 451 00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:24,810 Help! 452 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,520 Stop! Move! 453 00:34:33,060 --> 00:34:34,940 Shut up! - Move! 454 00:34:35,820 --> 00:34:39,550 Is this a restaurant or a wrestling - Ground! 455 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,730 How much is your bill? - Nothing! 456 00:34:41,810 --> 00:34:42,860 Yours? - Nothing! 457 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:46,920 You didn't eat anything! And unnecessarily you made me suffer a - Loss! 458 00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:49,930 You come to the restaurant and - Fight! 459 00:34:50,100 --> 00:34:52,530 I will call - The police! 460 00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:53,620 Go! 461 00:34:56,500 --> 00:34:58,180 Thank you! 462 00:34:58,470 --> 00:35:00,610 One is tall! And one is fast! 463 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,770 Are you hurt? - It's nothing, Ms. Mala! 464 00:35:13,890 --> 00:35:16,240 If that manager had not intervened, 465 00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,290 I would have thrashed him black and blue! - Yes, Ms. Mala! 466 00:35:18,580 --> 00:35:22,270 When Mr. Sharma started his elephant teeth factory in East Africa 467 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,950 he would never buy the teeth of dead elephants. 468 00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:29,630 Then? - He would go to the jungle, pounce on a live elephant, 469 00:35:29,890 --> 00:35:31,770 and extract his teeth! 470 00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:34,110 Right, Mr. Sharma? - What are you saying, Mr. Verma? 471 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:35,330 How brave! 472 00:35:35,870 --> 00:35:39,970 Thank you! Ms. Mala, you may be running late today. 473 00:35:40,140 --> 00:35:41,980 And your mood is not good either. 474 00:35:42,070 --> 00:35:44,960 So you keep this card. 475 00:35:45,370 --> 00:35:48,560 And come to my office tomorrow in the evening. 476 00:35:48,850 --> 00:35:49,600 Okay. 477 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:54,470 Let's not waste time. 478 00:35:54,550 --> 00:35:57,520 I will take her to buy the costume and makeup. 479 00:35:57,770 --> 00:35:58,820 Tomorrow is her trial. 480 00:35:59,780 --> 00:36:05,060 First ask her if she wants to be a heroine. 481 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:06,520 You are right. 482 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,370 So Ms. Mala, what have you decided? 483 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:13,090 Are you really asking me that? 484 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:18,370 Oh no! I really can't believe it! 485 00:36:18,540 --> 00:36:20,840 Could I really be a heroine? 486 00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:22,310 Listen to her! 487 00:36:22,430 --> 00:36:24,610 What are you saying, Ms. Mala? 488 00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:29,800 Nowadays even ugly girls become heroines! And you can't? 489 00:36:29,970 --> 00:36:34,530 Features like yours - Even Sophia Lorraine 490 00:36:34,570 --> 00:36:36,290 and Elizabeth Taylor aren't so gorgeous! 491 00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:38,210 Right, Mr. Sharma? - Yes, Mr. Verma! 492 00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:39,130 Thank you so much! - You are absolutely right! 493 00:36:39,180 --> 00:36:42,320 Thank you so much! I am so thrilled! 494 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,330 You.. - Mr. Verma, we are going shopping. 495 00:36:45,620 --> 00:36:49,100 Ask the cashier for 2000 rupees. - Mr. Sharma, did you forget? 496 00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:52,910 The cashier took half day leave in the afternoon. 497 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,340 My Goodness! Now there is a problem! 498 00:36:56,420 --> 00:36:58,430 Tomorrow is Sunday and the shops will be closed. 499 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,230 Yes. - We have to wait till Monday. 500 00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:01,700 Correct. - Why wait? 501 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:04,550 I have the money. I will pay it. - Wow! 502 00:37:04,710 --> 00:37:07,600 On the very first day she has become a partner In our firm. 503 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:09,990 And she is making the first investment too. 504 00:37:10,110 --> 00:37:13,130 Mr. Verma, how can we allow this? - What's the harm, Mr. Sharma? 505 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:14,970 Whether you or I pay, it's the same thing. 506 00:37:15,050 --> 00:37:17,650 But the work mustn't be delayed. - Yes! It mustn't. 507 00:37:18,190 --> 00:37:21,840 Come, let's go now! - Let's go! 508 00:37:40,210 --> 00:37:41,050 Thank you! 509 00:37:41,390 --> 00:37:42,310 Cab! 510 00:37:44,070 --> 00:37:45,950 Now you will go home, won't you? - Yes. 511 00:37:46,540 --> 00:37:47,290 Fine. 512 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,220 I have some work. I will get down on the way. - Okay. 513 00:37:53,150 --> 00:37:53,950 Come. 514 00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:03,570 Let's go. 515 00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,010 Okay, Ms. Mala! Thank you very much! 516 00:38:17,850 --> 00:38:20,950 And come tomorrow in the evening for your makeup trial. 517 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,830 Okay. - Okay! 518 00:38:21,870 --> 00:38:22,750 Good night! - Good night! 519 00:38:22,790 --> 00:38:23,590 Let's go, driver! 520 00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:27,480 Good night! 521 00:38:41,630 --> 00:38:42,880 How much is the fare? 522 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:46,950 What fare? I am crazy about you! 523 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:50,130 You! 524 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:56,700 Yes! I take any excuse to serve you. 525 00:38:57,330 --> 00:38:58,710 So go to hell! 526 00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:02,730 Ma'am, you are the one who is going to hell. 527 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,410 Never mind. We will go together. 528 00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:09,590 Bye! 529 00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:15,790 Wow! Fabulous! 530 00:39:15,830 --> 00:39:19,310 What style! What grace! 531 00:39:19,930 --> 00:39:22,240 Here! Have some sweets! 532 00:39:22,450 --> 00:39:24,370 Today is your first makeup test. Take this. 533 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,220 Enough applause. - Ms. Mala, I am telling the truth. 534 00:39:27,390 --> 00:39:29,100 The day you enter the film industry, 535 00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:34,210 all our heroines will be out of work! - Correct! 536 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:35,380 Shut up! Sycophant! 537 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:36,390 Take this. - Thank you, boss. 538 00:39:36,430 --> 00:39:37,310 Mr. Verma! - Yes! 539 00:39:37,350 --> 00:39:39,320 Why are we wasting time? Are her snaps ready? 540 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:40,070 Yes! - Come! 541 00:39:40,110 --> 00:39:41,490 Amey, follow with the top. 542 00:39:44,930 --> 00:39:46,350 Congratulations! - Thank you! 543 00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,120 Steady! 544 00:39:49,660 --> 00:39:50,790 Stop! 545 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:54,930 Now it's okay! - Ready! 546 00:39:57,910 --> 00:39:58,700 Wow! 547 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:24,700 Ms. Mala! - Yes! 548 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:30,100 Our cameraman, costume designer, makeup man, they're all smitten by you. 549 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:34,790 And they keep praising you! And that's increasing my problems. 550 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:35,710 Why? 551 00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:40,990 There is a problem pairing you with a hero. 552 00:40:41,070 --> 00:40:44,250 I can't find someone who'll look good with you. 553 00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:48,650 Mr. Sharma, why don't you approach a famous hero? 554 00:40:49,070 --> 00:40:52,750 Madam, I was thinking that too. 555 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:56,100 But there is a problem. - What? 556 00:40:56,690 --> 00:41:00,870 What do I tell you, Ms. Mala? I hope you don't misunderstand. 557 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:04,310 I closed down my business in Africa. 558 00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:07,360 But most of my money is lying there. 559 00:41:08,030 --> 00:41:11,000 Now, if I signed on a famous hero, I'll need a bigger budget. 560 00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,560 I want to tell you something. - What? 561 00:41:15,150 --> 00:41:18,250 Perhaps you may not like it. 562 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:22,270 But now I don't consider you a stranger. 563 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:28,210 If you can arrange for 1-2 lakhs, we can put together a nice proposal. 564 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,760 Right, Mr. Verma? - Yes, Mr. Sharma. 565 00:41:30,970 --> 00:41:33,740 Signing on a famous hero will make her renowned. 566 00:41:33,820 --> 00:41:35,700 And our business will be taken care of quickly, too. - Exactly! 567 00:41:35,750 --> 00:41:38,130 That is what I am saying! You are thinking it over. 568 00:41:38,170 --> 00:41:39,930 Look, there is no compulsion. 569 00:41:40,140 --> 00:41:43,320 Think about it and give us an answer. - Okay. 570 00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:45,710 I will let you know in a day or two. - Certainly. 571 00:41:45,750 --> 00:41:47,640 Fine. - Take your own time! 572 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:49,600 May I leave now? 573 00:41:49,810 --> 00:41:51,150 Bye! - Bye! 574 00:42:03,820 --> 00:42:05,580 Mala's mother! - What happened? 575 00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:07,010 Did you see this snap? 576 00:42:09,390 --> 00:42:12,320 She looks like Mala! - She is Mala! 577 00:42:12,660 --> 00:42:13,910 Look what is written below. 578 00:42:14,630 --> 00:42:19,150 Sharma International's new heroine Mala! 579 00:42:20,070 --> 00:42:22,540 Look! And see this! 580 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,510 She betrayed us! 581 00:42:26,520 --> 00:42:28,690 Mala! - Mala! 582 00:42:28,730 --> 00:42:30,410 Mala! - Coming, daddy! 583 00:42:30,740 --> 00:42:32,880 What's the matter, mummy? Why are you both shouting? 584 00:42:33,090 --> 00:42:34,430 I am not shouting. 585 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:38,320 I am lamenting my death reading this news! 586 00:42:38,610 --> 00:42:42,050 Look! Such an indecent snap. 587 00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:47,150 That is my snap! Daddy, what is there to scream about? 588 00:42:47,360 --> 00:42:48,450 It's just my snap that's published! 589 00:42:48,490 --> 00:42:51,840 This is not a snap! It's a slap on my face! 590 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:57,120 Your mother rebuked me so many times for giving you so much freedom. 591 00:42:57,830 --> 00:43:02,900 And I because of my love for you always scolded her. 592 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,910 You took advantage of my love and kindness! 593 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:12,650 Daddy! Has anybody from our family had a snap published before? 594 00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:14,700 You should be happy, daddy 595 00:43:14,830 --> 00:43:17,380 Your daughter is making your family proud! 596 00:43:17,630 --> 00:43:21,150 If you wanted to bring the family fame, 597 00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:23,160 you should have set this house ablaze! 598 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:25,040 There would have been a commotion. 599 00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:28,140 Why did you ruin my reputation like this? 600 00:43:28,140 --> 00:43:30,900 So what, daddy? - Now what is left? 601 00:43:31,070 --> 00:43:34,210 What will our relatives say about your obscene snaps? 602 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:37,390 Mummy, you think this snap is obscene! 603 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,610 But it has some value in the eyes of the world! 604 00:43:39,820 --> 00:43:42,880 This is an artistic photograph! It's not obscene. 605 00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:45,850 Such indecency can never be artistic. 606 00:43:46,060 --> 00:43:51,120 And your in-laws are decent people! 607 00:43:51,210 --> 00:43:53,590 They won't consider this snap a piece of art. 608 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:57,320 If they are orthodox people who ride bullock carts 609 00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,790 in this jet age, it's not my fault? 610 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:01,760 And what do I have to do with them? 611 00:44:02,090 --> 00:44:06,190 Daddy, today I want to tell you something clearly. 612 00:44:07,030 --> 00:44:08,870 I am not ready for marriage! 613 00:44:10,210 --> 00:44:11,850 I want to become a film star! 614 00:44:12,050 --> 00:44:14,320 What? You want to be a movie star? 615 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,330 Now I know why you come home late at night! 616 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,640 You have really deceived your parents! 617 00:44:21,890 --> 00:44:24,150 Today there was a debate, tomorrow this, day after tomorrow that! 618 00:44:24,450 --> 00:44:27,500 Is this what decent girls aspire to be? - Yes, daddy! 619 00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:29,140 That's what I want to be! 620 00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:35,370 Fine! Then this is a serious matter! 621 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:41,900 Mala, if that's your decision then here's mine. 622 00:44:42,530 --> 00:44:46,720 From today your partying, picnics, gallivanting will end. 623 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:47,970 Daddy! 624 00:44:48,390 --> 00:44:51,280 And from tomorrow you can't go to college! - Daddy! 625 00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:54,380 You will get married next month! - Daddy! 626 00:44:54,550 --> 00:44:56,390 Go! - Daddy! 627 00:44:57,730 --> 00:44:58,570 Daddy! 628 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:11,000 Mr. Sharma! That's why I came here secretly to seek your advice. 629 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,560 What should I do? 630 00:45:14,190 --> 00:45:16,110 You are my friend, philosopher and guide. 631 00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:19,630 Mala, you are giving me a big responsibility! 632 00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:23,400 Let it be. When you trust me so much, 633 00:45:24,110 --> 00:45:27,330 I too will stand by you at all times. 634 00:45:28,340 --> 00:45:31,220 Right now, I think Mala, there is only one option left for you. 635 00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:35,910 Tonight take all the money that you can from your house, 636 00:45:36,620 --> 00:45:38,800 and come to meet me. 637 00:45:39,140 --> 00:45:40,060 What? 638 00:45:41,150 --> 00:45:42,400 Run away from home? 639 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,660 Leave my parents? 640 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:48,140 Ms. Mala, you can't achieve success without sacrifice. 641 00:45:48,220 --> 00:45:49,440 Mr. Verma, you say something too. 642 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:51,440 Mr. Sharma, what do I say? 643 00:45:52,370 --> 00:45:57,980 Ms. Mala, on one hand fame is beckoning you. 644 00:45:58,060 --> 00:46:02,040 And on the other hand the poison 645 00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:06,060 of marriage wants to grab you. 646 00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,570 Now Ms. Mala, you are intelligent. 647 00:46:08,650 --> 00:46:10,280 Think and take a decision. 648 00:46:11,580 --> 00:46:14,470 You won't get another chance. 649 00:47:18,900 --> 00:47:20,150 Got it, Kalia? - Yes. 650 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,040 Come, Ms. Mala! 651 00:47:22,290 --> 00:47:23,710 Mr. Sharma, Ms. Mala has come. 652 00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:28,950 At last you have come. - First take this! 653 00:47:30,240 --> 00:47:31,210 Have you counted it? 654 00:47:31,330 --> 00:47:34,470 No! I took whatever I could get a hold of. 655 00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:36,610 Maybe it's more than you expect. 656 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:40,120 Ms. Mala, we too will prove to be more than what you expected! 657 00:47:40,420 --> 00:47:42,640 Now sit here comfortably. 658 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,060 Wipe the sweat from your forehead. 659 00:47:44,310 --> 00:47:46,700 You have left that world now. Why you are you worrying? 660 00:47:46,740 --> 00:47:48,040 Right, Mr. Verma? - Yes, Mr. Sharma! 661 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,130 I will keep this somewhere. 662 00:47:51,340 --> 00:47:52,890 Listen! - Yes, boss! 663 00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:55,490 Look after madam! - Boss, I understand. 664 00:47:55,610 --> 00:47:56,660 Come. 665 00:48:10,390 --> 00:48:12,570 Listen! - Did you say anything to me? 666 00:48:15,670 --> 00:48:16,550 Did you say anything to me? 667 00:48:16,750 --> 00:48:19,180 Tell Mr. Sharma to come quickly! 668 00:48:19,520 --> 00:48:21,230 I will call him. Meanwhile you drink this. 669 00:48:21,530 --> 00:48:22,570 Have it. 670 00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:24,960 Have it. 671 00:48:30,280 --> 00:48:33,800 Well done! The girl has brought so much money. 672 00:48:36,100 --> 00:48:38,740 Ismail, here is your share. - Thank you, boss! 673 00:48:38,940 --> 00:48:41,960 Babban, here is your share. - Thanks, boss! 674 00:48:42,250 --> 00:48:43,880 Nasir! - Thank you, boss! 675 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,230 Boss, my share! - Come. 676 00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:49,120 Gopal, you too. - Thank you, Boss. 677 00:48:49,290 --> 00:48:51,380 Junior, here! - Thank you, boss. 678 00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:52,890 You be happy, too. 679 00:48:53,220 --> 00:48:57,200 You take this, too! What about that girl? 680 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,420 I gave her coke. In 2 minutes 681 00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:03,480 Stop whistling! Take it. - Yes! 682 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:07,660 Now Mr. Verma's share! One! You should get double the share. 683 00:49:07,660 --> 00:49:08,750 So two! 684 00:49:13,110 --> 00:49:13,940 What happened? 685 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,540 Just 2 bundles won't do for me! 686 00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:20,850 I want equal share in this loot! - Equal share? 687 00:49:21,190 --> 00:49:26,670 Yes! Don't forget that I enticed the girl who brought this money! 688 00:49:27,260 --> 00:49:30,480 Enticing Mala was not your cup of tea, Mr. Sharma. 689 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:33,410 Give me half the share, fast. 690 00:49:35,130 --> 00:49:37,930 What if I don't? 691 00:49:38,850 --> 00:49:44,420 Then Mr. Sharma, you know what is the punishment for 692 00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:46,760 instigating an innocent and decent girl to commit robbery 693 00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:52,670 and luring her with the glamour of the film industry to leave her house? 694 00:49:54,220 --> 00:49:58,030 Meaning you have a plan that could get me arrested? - Yes! 695 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:01,250 Mr. Verma maybe you don't know, 696 00:50:01,330 --> 00:50:09,450 but I don't spare anyone who antagonizes me. Got it? 697 00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,380 Kala Dilip! Come! 698 00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:18,040 What is it? 699 00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:21,680 Kala Dilip, leave him alone! This is our personal matter! 700 00:50:25,950 --> 00:50:28,460 Mr. Verma I am very sorry. 701 00:50:29,170 --> 00:50:31,390 Why fight over a trivial matter? 702 00:50:32,100 --> 00:50:36,540 You can take as much as you want. Please come. 703 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,270 What happened? - What happened? 704 00:51:42,350 --> 00:51:45,540 Did somebody stab you? What happened? - Nothing. 705 00:51:45,790 --> 00:51:47,670 Nothing! 706 00:51:48,470 --> 00:51:51,940 I had a bad dream and I started screaming. 707 00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:53,450 I am sorry! 708 00:51:54,830 --> 00:51:56,090 Sorry won't do. 709 00:51:56,210 --> 00:51:58,810 You dream in the day, and you scream too! 710 00:51:58,930 --> 00:52:01,110 There are passengers in the bus with a weak heart! 711 00:52:01,150 --> 00:52:03,290 What if somebody had a heart attack? - Yes! 712 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:04,370 Sit! 713 00:52:05,380 --> 00:52:06,430 Mr. Kishore. - Yes. 714 00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:09,690 This girl's scream has unnerved all the passengers. 715 00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:12,040 You are such a good singer. Please sing a song. 716 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:12,790 Yes! - Yes! 717 00:52:12,790 --> 00:52:14,630 That song 718 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,390 "You are so beautiful." 719 00:52:16,430 --> 00:52:17,980 That will come later. Now sit. 720 00:52:17,980 --> 00:52:19,860 I want to hear that song! 721 00:52:19,950 --> 00:52:21,160 "With the saunter of breeze." 722 00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:24,010 Listen to it in Kolkata. 723 00:52:24,050 --> 00:52:25,350 Sing that song! 724 00:52:25,560 --> 00:52:28,610 "Who is your kin here, traveller?" 725 00:52:29,660 --> 00:52:31,420 Bald man, sit in your place! 726 00:52:32,510 --> 00:52:36,860 Aradhana! - No, the other one. 727 00:52:37,820 --> 00:52:42,050 All of you calm down. I will sing a new song for you all. 728 00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:43,180 You have never heard it. 729 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:44,440 Yes! 730 00:52:44,900 --> 00:52:45,950 But on one condition! - Yes! 731 00:52:45,990 --> 00:52:48,290 What? - You have to sing along with me. Agreed? 732 00:52:48,290 --> 00:52:49,880 Yes! 733 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,800 Mr. Guitar. - Yes. 734 00:52:54,090 --> 00:52:56,230 What's your name? - Robert D'costa. 735 00:52:56,440 --> 00:53:00,120 Robert D'costa, please help me. - Sure! Why not? 736 00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:02,930 Ready! 1, 2, 3, 4! 737 00:53:22,770 --> 00:53:27,160 "Fragrant cold breeze, tell me." 738 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:34,200 "Do you know where my beloved lives?" 739 00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:40,770 "The breeze smiled and said." 740 00:53:41,650 --> 00:53:44,370 "Note down her address." 741 00:53:45,040 --> 00:53:49,600 "If you want to meet your beloved then go to Goa from Bombay." 742 00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:55,670 "Bombay-Goa!" 743 00:54:14,470 --> 00:54:16,520 "Bombay-Goa!" 744 00:54:16,730 --> 00:54:18,820 "This is the journey of love." 745 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:29,080 "Fragrant cold breeze, tell me." 746 00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:35,990 "Do you know where my beloved lives?" 747 00:54:40,260 --> 00:54:42,980 "The breeze smiled and said." 748 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:46,120 "Note down her address." 749 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:51,350 "If you want to meet your beloved then go to Goa from Bombay." 750 00:54:56,340 --> 00:54:59,100 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 751 00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,310 "Bombay-Goa!" 752 00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:20,620 "This is the journey of love." 753 00:55:45,740 --> 00:55:47,160 Bus! - Bus! 754 00:55:47,410 --> 00:55:48,790 Stop! - Bus! 755 00:55:48,920 --> 00:55:50,090 Stop! 756 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:53,060 We have to catch the bus! 757 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:56,200 Do you think this is a bus stop that 758 00:55:56,370 --> 00:56:01,440 you can just stop the bus like this? - Oh god! 759 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:02,690 Sir! 760 00:56:03,950 --> 00:56:06,040 Look, this is not a temple! It's a bus! Come on! 761 00:56:06,540 --> 00:56:10,390 What are you doing? Come on! 762 00:56:17,010 --> 00:56:21,280 Conductor! I heard a sound! Did you throw out our luggage? 763 00:56:21,410 --> 00:56:25,010 No! I climbed up and kept it there! 764 00:56:25,380 --> 00:56:27,140 So what was that sound? 765 00:56:27,270 --> 00:56:28,480 I fell down. That's why. 766 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:29,320 Come inside. - Ok! 767 00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:30,280 Drive! 768 00:56:33,050 --> 00:56:35,430 You sit here! - Okay! 769 00:56:35,730 --> 00:56:37,990 Sit here! 770 00:56:38,820 --> 00:56:41,920 Fatso, why are you barging into the seat? 771 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,300 Father said to. 772 00:56:43,510 --> 00:56:44,850 Father said to! 773 00:56:45,100 --> 00:56:48,790 Mister, would you teach your son to do this in the train? 774 00:56:49,040 --> 00:56:51,970 A bus conductor is much smarter than the train TC! 775 00:56:51,970 --> 00:56:53,770 Come on! Sit here! 776 00:56:54,310 --> 00:56:57,240 Mister, you let your son come here half naked? 777 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,210 You should have made him wear a shirt! 778 00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:01,600 Why a shirt? His father is wearing one. 779 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:03,520 Thank goddess you didn't wear a loin cloth for him. 780 00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:07,670 Mister, why are you showing your teeth? 781 00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,890 Where do you want to go? - Goa! 782 00:57:10,180 --> 00:57:11,060 Goa! - Yes! 783 00:57:11,140 --> 00:57:14,410 Do you drink liquor too? - What are you saying? 784 00:57:14,570 --> 00:57:16,920 We are going for our relative's wedding. 785 00:57:17,090 --> 00:57:19,050 Then give me Rs. 69 for 3 tickets. 786 00:57:19,180 --> 00:57:22,400 Oh my! Why three tickets? We are two! 787 00:57:22,570 --> 00:57:25,040 What about this fatso? - He too needs a ticket? 788 00:57:25,250 --> 00:57:28,220 His father wears a shirt for him! Will he get a free ride? 789 00:57:28,390 --> 00:57:32,330 He is still a small child. - He may be small for you. 790 00:57:32,370 --> 00:57:35,340 For me he is a fatso! Give me the money or I'll stop the bus. 791 00:57:35,470 --> 00:57:38,100 Uncle Conductor! - Yes, dear! 792 00:57:38,270 --> 00:57:42,460 Mother has the money, not father. 793 00:57:42,670 --> 00:57:45,680 Shut up! You tell everybody the secret! 794 00:57:45,810 --> 00:57:47,900 I will give you a tight slap! - Mother! 795 00:57:48,110 --> 00:57:52,750 No, son! Why do you beat the child? Put it back! 796 00:57:54,050 --> 00:57:56,690 Mother, give me the money for the ticket! 797 00:57:56,730 --> 00:57:58,530 I am giving it! Money! 798 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:01,210 Nobody asked me for a ticket. 799 00:58:01,250 --> 00:58:03,970 He said to buy the child's ticket first. 800 00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:06,360 Why are you arguing? 801 00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:10,510 Our son has now grown up. Give him the money. 802 00:58:10,550 --> 00:58:12,010 You keep quiet! 803 00:58:24,280 --> 00:58:26,250 Take 3. - Take this! Here! 804 00:58:26,830 --> 00:58:27,630 Take this! 805 00:58:28,550 --> 00:58:29,760 Come on! Now honk! 806 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,940 Now overtake this bus! 807 00:58:42,410 --> 00:58:44,160 Who is honking so much? 808 00:58:57,140 --> 00:59:00,660 Rajesh, that car driver is continuously honking! 809 00:59:01,000 --> 00:59:02,590 Maybe he has to attend his mother's wedding! 810 00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:04,010 Let him overtake! 811 00:59:06,270 --> 00:59:10,500 Fine! My name is Johnny! 812 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:15,400 How are you? Any problem with the bus? Look out. 813 00:59:19,670 --> 00:59:21,510 Overtake! - Yes! 814 00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,070 Hello! Hi! 815 00:59:36,710 --> 00:59:38,590 Hail Kashi! - Hail Kali! 816 00:59:39,340 --> 00:59:41,270 Have you both understood? - Yes. 817 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:43,030 So - The bus is here! 818 00:59:43,190 --> 00:59:44,120 Come on! 819 00:59:50,350 --> 00:59:52,660 Kashibai! - Wait! 820 00:59:52,820 --> 00:59:57,850 Look! Tell uncle to make rounds of the house! 821 00:59:59,230 --> 01:00:00,990 By the time you finish explaining, we'll be in Goa. 822 01:00:00,990 --> 01:00:03,670 Okay! - Have you both understood? 823 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:05,380 Khanna, hurry up! 824 01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,100 Come on, mother! Get up! 825 01:00:08,150 --> 01:00:09,740 Hail Mahakali! 826 01:00:09,900 --> 01:00:11,240 Take care of her! 827 01:00:11,410 --> 01:00:12,880 Take care of my mother. 828 01:00:14,590 --> 01:00:16,850 Mother! - You are the only saviour! 829 01:00:17,230 --> 01:00:20,120 Kashibai! Where do you want to go? 830 01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:22,000 Where I always go. 831 01:00:22,130 --> 01:00:24,930 So you're to Goa to your daughter's in-law's place? 832 01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:28,530 What else? All my in-laws are dead! 833 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:30,960 Now only my daughter's in-laws are left! 834 01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:36,240 But Kashibai I heard that there was a tiff 835 01:00:36,450 --> 01:00:38,290 between your daughter and your son-in-law! 836 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:40,720 Last year he even sent her to her maternal house. 837 01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,100 Now he's called her back? 838 01:00:42,470 --> 01:00:48,500 He had to! Once I too went to my daughter's in-laws' place! 839 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,850 And I showed them Mahakali's form. 840 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,280 Then? 841 01:00:53,820 --> 01:00:56,080 My son-in-law fell at my feet immediately. 842 01:00:56,840 --> 01:00:59,720 He apologised and took my daughter home. 843 01:01:01,860 --> 01:01:05,460 Kashibai, this ha ha ha of yours is fine. 844 01:01:05,670 --> 01:01:06,880 Give me money for your ticket. 845 01:01:07,390 --> 01:01:08,310 Fine. 846 01:01:19,900 --> 01:01:22,120 123 847 01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:32,630 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 848 01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:42,970 The fat hen is here. Where is the noise coming from? 849 01:01:43,010 --> 01:01:45,150 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 850 01:01:50,380 --> 01:01:52,220 Who brought a hen into the bus? 851 01:01:52,390 --> 01:01:55,490 Hen? Oh god! 852 01:01:55,530 --> 01:01:58,040 Hen? Alive or cooked? 853 01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,390 Not cooked! She is hidden! 854 01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:10,600 So mister you brought the hen! 855 01:02:10,850 --> 01:02:14,490 I don't have a hen! I have an egg! 856 01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:16,080 Why are you laughing? 857 01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:19,010 My face has been like that since childhood! 858 01:02:19,100 --> 01:02:21,360 Is that so? Were you born laughing? 859 01:02:21,610 --> 01:02:23,320 Did your mother laugh or your father? 860 01:02:23,370 --> 01:02:27,970 It was a moonlit night! Showers of water all around! 861 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:32,410 When I was born my mother was crying. 862 01:02:32,580 --> 01:02:34,080 And my father Was laughing! 863 01:02:36,890 --> 01:02:38,730 Mother, stop! 864 01:02:39,110 --> 01:02:41,700 Mister, after Sorabh Modi I think 865 01:02:41,910 --> 01:02:44,260 you are the second Parsi man who acts well. 866 01:02:44,300 --> 01:02:46,100 Thank you! - Sit! 867 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:47,350 Sit! 868 01:02:49,410 --> 01:02:52,210 Now tell me who is hiding the hen? 869 01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,850 Rajesh! Stop the bus! 870 01:02:55,730 --> 01:02:58,070 Oh god! It's gone! 871 01:02:59,540 --> 01:03:02,300 Wow, Rajesh! What a way you stepped on the brakes! 872 01:03:02,510 --> 01:03:04,100 I got a betel leaf for free! 873 01:03:05,270 --> 01:03:07,160 Now I want to ask you all something. 874 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:09,460 Where is that sound of a hen coming from? 875 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:11,090 Hen! - Yes, hen! 876 01:03:11,380 --> 01:03:12,350 Hen! 877 01:03:12,510 --> 01:03:15,650 You're not allowed to bring a hen into a bus. Where is that sound from? 878 01:03:15,910 --> 01:03:17,410 What is in this? - Books. 879 01:03:17,580 --> 01:03:18,880 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 880 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:21,890 Rajesh! The bus won't go ahead until the hen is found! 881 01:03:28,000 --> 01:03:30,640 Mr. Kader! The basket! 882 01:03:34,370 --> 01:03:37,420 Conductor! Her basket is moving! 883 01:03:37,420 --> 01:03:38,470 The basket is moving! 884 01:03:42,530 --> 01:03:45,920 Kashibai! Are you hiding a hen in this basket? 885 01:03:46,930 --> 01:03:51,450 Not a hen! It's a chick! - Is that so? Let me see the chick! 886 01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:01,620 Is this a chick? Bald! 887 01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:06,440 Kashibai, if this is a chick, would the hen be your size? 888 01:04:06,650 --> 01:04:07,980 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 889 01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:12,630 What have you done? Cruel man! 890 01:04:13,300 --> 01:04:14,930 Bring my hen back! 891 01:04:15,730 --> 01:04:16,570 Go! 892 01:04:16,730 --> 01:04:18,660 Hens are not allowed in the bus! 893 01:04:18,830 --> 01:04:21,210 And you are telling the conductor to bring it back! 894 01:04:21,300 --> 01:04:22,680 Rajesh, start the bus! 895 01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,730 No! 896 01:04:26,200 --> 01:04:28,250 Will you bring the hen or not? 897 01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:34,570 If you won't, I will slay everybody! 898 01:04:36,030 --> 01:04:39,130 Mother Kali! Don't curse us children! 899 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:43,880 I have been travelling on this route for the past 10 years. 900 01:04:44,140 --> 01:04:46,100 But I have never seen that form of yours! 901 01:04:46,150 --> 01:04:47,650 Yes, mother. - Mother, forgive us! 902 01:04:47,860 --> 01:04:50,000 Now you understood! - Yes! 903 01:04:50,250 --> 01:04:51,550 Rajesh! - Khanna! 904 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:53,300 Come on! Let's search for mother's hen! 905 01:04:53,350 --> 01:04:54,900 Pick up the basket and apologise! 906 01:04:55,020 --> 01:04:57,240 Apologise later! First get the hen! 907 01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:58,500 Yes! Let's search for that hen! 908 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:02,930 I won't let that hen go! 909 01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:16,560 Are you beckoning a hen or a girl? 910 01:05:17,150 --> 01:05:17,900 Call the hen like this! 911 01:05:18,070 --> 01:05:18,950 Come! 912 01:06:01,190 --> 01:06:01,980 Catch it! 913 01:06:04,120 --> 01:06:04,910 Wait! I will get the hen! 914 01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:17,470 Come! 915 01:06:25,930 --> 01:06:26,980 It went away. 916 01:06:55,150 --> 01:06:56,240 Rajesh! - Khanna! 917 01:06:56,660 --> 01:06:59,300 I got hold of the head! Sit in the bus quick! 918 01:06:59,840 --> 01:07:00,850 Come on! 919 01:07:08,130 --> 01:07:09,850 Start the bus! 920 01:07:14,620 --> 01:07:17,130 Driver! - Here is your hen! 921 01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:24,250 Why are you all quiet? 922 01:07:28,390 --> 01:07:29,480 Why isn't anyone saying anything? 923 01:07:30,320 --> 01:07:32,580 You all look as if you have seen a snake! 924 01:07:32,750 --> 01:07:34,840 With great difficulty I got hold of this hen! 925 01:08:06,780 --> 01:08:07,700 What is it? 926 01:08:19,130 --> 01:08:19,970 Oh god! 927 01:08:32,150 --> 01:08:33,240 What strange people! 928 01:08:33,910 --> 01:08:36,500 They are afraid of a snake! A snake is so harmless! 929 01:08:36,840 --> 01:08:40,310 It glides, it hisses. Hold it and put it in your pocket. 930 01:08:40,900 --> 01:08:44,500 Do you know that in many countries people even eat snakes! 931 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:46,720 Do you know how many vitamins it has? 932 01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,140 Why are you all screaming? You are Indians! 933 01:08:56,390 --> 01:09:00,070 Indians are not afraid of hardships! 934 01:09:00,450 --> 01:09:03,260 You are scared of a mere snake! 935 01:09:03,630 --> 01:09:07,360 Cowards! Remember, you are all Arjun's descendents! 936 01:09:07,690 --> 01:09:09,330 You all are Bhim's descendents! 937 01:09:10,620 --> 01:09:11,590 And 938 01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:34,320 Khana! - Run! 939 01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:37,290 Khanna! 940 01:09:52,860 --> 01:09:57,010 Bhim's descendent! Now where is your courage? 941 01:09:57,090 --> 01:09:58,980 Have a vitamin pill and nab it! 942 01:09:59,230 --> 01:10:00,150 Nab it! 943 01:10:02,240 --> 01:10:04,380 Why are you people so scared? 944 01:10:05,010 --> 01:10:08,810 This is the King of snakes! It won't harm anybody! 945 01:10:09,150 --> 01:10:10,950 Come, King of snakes! 946 01:10:17,230 --> 01:10:20,120 Give the driver a kiss! - No! 947 01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:23,970 Give the conductor a kiss! - Go! 948 01:10:24,010 --> 01:10:26,940 King of snakes! 949 01:10:29,910 --> 01:10:32,220 It went away! 950 01:10:32,470 --> 01:10:34,640 Thank god! 951 01:10:37,070 --> 01:10:39,040 What happened! - Nothing! 952 01:10:39,170 --> 01:10:42,930 My cap is at your feet. Let me put it on my head. 953 01:10:42,930 --> 01:10:45,610 Are you human or an animal? You always scare us! 954 01:10:45,740 --> 01:10:46,790 Shut up, old man! 955 01:10:46,830 --> 01:10:48,250 You are a coward. Always screaming! 956 01:10:49,340 --> 01:10:51,430 Now I am relieved! - No! 957 01:10:52,190 --> 01:10:53,530 Where is my hen? 958 01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:56,540 Mother, instead of a hen worth 5 rupees, 959 01:10:56,580 --> 01:10:58,300 I got you a snake worth 500 rupees. 960 01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,970 And yet you are wailing for your hen! 961 01:11:00,730 --> 01:11:04,950 Sinner! I curse you! - I don't drink liquor! 962 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:07,170 Curse! 963 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,730 In your next lifetime you will be a hen! 964 01:11:09,890 --> 01:11:11,570 And I will kill and eat you! 965 01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:27,430 Take this and remember what I told you! 966 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,200 There are just 2 bullets In it. The work must be done! Got it? 967 01:11:30,740 --> 01:11:32,410 I will follow the bus. - Okay, boss. 968 01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:36,850 Listen, take care of it as soon as possible. - Boss! 969 01:11:36,940 --> 01:11:38,280 The bus is here! - The bus is here! 970 01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:39,030 The bus is here! 971 01:11:39,070 --> 01:11:40,120 Okay, boss. I will leave. 972 01:11:40,160 --> 01:11:41,790 What are you all looking at? Sit in the car. 973 01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:54,060 Come on! Driver! 974 01:12:13,150 --> 01:12:15,580 God knows what has happened to children nowadays! 975 01:12:16,370 --> 01:12:19,760 This is what they do if you rebuke them even a bit. 976 01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:25,250 What do they know what parents go through? 977 01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:31,070 Today the guy's family is coming to see Mala. 978 01:12:31,820 --> 01:12:33,490 How will we face them? 979 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:36,130 Is Mr. Aatmaram at home? 980 01:12:36,170 --> 01:12:38,730 Come, Ramlal! 981 01:12:39,690 --> 01:12:41,740 Greetings, sister-in-law. - Greetings. 982 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:43,330 Your son has not come? 983 01:12:44,840 --> 01:12:47,230 What a strange man you are! First tell us to sit! 984 01:12:47,390 --> 01:12:50,240 Serve us tea and water, and then ask where my son is! 985 01:12:50,530 --> 01:12:53,710 Do you think your son's in law's house is some hotel, 986 01:12:54,010 --> 01:12:55,930 for you to order for tea as soon as you arrive? 987 01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,410 Sister, will I see my daughter-in-law today? 988 01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:02,840 Yes. But 989 01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,890 Sister-in-law, it so happened that 990 01:13:05,060 --> 01:13:07,570 her friend has just returned from London after 4 years. 991 01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:10,380 and she took her to her house for 2 days. 992 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:13,770 That's what happened in our house too. 993 01:13:13,940 --> 01:13:16,870 His friend has returned from America after 4 years. 994 01:13:16,990 --> 01:13:19,210 And he took him to Nasik for two days. 995 01:13:19,750 --> 01:13:21,090 What a strange coincidence! 996 01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:24,900 I brought his snap, if you want to see it. - Yes. 997 01:13:25,110 --> 01:13:26,080 Do you want to see it? 998 01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:38,550 Your son is very handsome! - Like father like son! 999 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:41,520 Get lost! You think you are very handsome! 1000 01:13:42,740 --> 01:13:44,450 They'll make a nice couple. 1001 01:15:34,510 --> 01:15:35,850 Mind your leg! 1002 01:15:36,310 --> 01:15:40,330 Madam, my legs handle me. How can I handle them? 1003 01:15:40,950 --> 01:15:43,090 Sir, ticket to where? - Here! 1004 01:15:43,210 --> 01:15:45,480 I am not a barber. I am a conductor! 1005 01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,360 Ticket to where? 1006 01:15:49,200 --> 01:15:50,080 The last stop! 1007 01:15:50,210 --> 01:15:52,970 So you too are heading for the last stop. - Yes! 1008 01:15:54,430 --> 01:15:58,580 I want to know what the destination of this unknown journey is. 1009 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:01,260 Poet, recite poems later. 1010 01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:05,780 What? - No, forgive me! I meant give me 18 rupees 75 paisa. 1011 01:16:11,350 --> 01:16:12,180 Here. 1012 01:16:17,120 --> 01:16:18,130 Here. 1013 01:16:18,380 --> 01:16:19,890 Sir, here is your 1.25 rupees 1014 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:21,020 Keep the change. 1015 01:16:21,390 --> 01:16:22,860 Am I a waiter in a hotel? 1016 01:16:23,110 --> 01:16:26,460 Mister, at the next stop you can have a plate of rice for 1.25 rupees. 1017 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:34,670 Priest, here comes your rival! 1018 01:16:34,790 --> 01:16:36,170 He is not my rival! 1019 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:39,270 I consider every young girl my daughter-in-law or daughter! 1020 01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:40,360 Daughter-in-law or daughter! 1021 01:16:40,650 --> 01:16:42,290 That's just sour grapes! 1022 01:16:42,410 --> 01:16:47,100 Mr. Kader, forget the grapes! I don't understand one thing. - What? 1023 01:16:47,140 --> 01:16:49,230 As soon as the boy entered the bus, 1024 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,450 he saw the girl and he whistled. 1025 01:16:51,700 --> 01:16:54,840 The girl got scared. He went and sat near the girl. 1026 01:16:55,140 --> 01:16:58,700 The girl is in trouble. The guy stared at the girl. 1027 01:16:58,820 --> 01:17:00,960 They spoke with their eyes. 1028 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:02,590 God knows what's going on. 1029 01:17:02,630 --> 01:17:05,980 What can be going on? It's their youth that's to blame! 1030 01:17:37,590 --> 01:17:41,270 "I didn't see. I didn't think." 1031 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:44,540 "I put my life at the target." 1032 01:17:45,210 --> 01:17:51,780 "My desire is to die at your feet." 1033 01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:17,650 "Swaying! Swaying!" 1034 01:18:37,330 --> 01:18:40,720 "I will lay down my life. I will die." 1035 01:18:41,220 --> 01:18:44,530 "I will do some great deed." 1036 01:18:45,030 --> 01:18:48,170 "If I don't find solace even after my death." 1037 01:18:48,460 --> 01:18:51,220 "Then where will I go, friend?" 1038 01:19:45,440 --> 01:19:49,000 "Who is the murderer? I can't say that." 1039 01:19:49,330 --> 01:19:52,680 "But I can't even keep quiet." 1040 01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:56,450 "Who is the bird? Who is the hunter?" 1041 01:19:56,830 --> 01:20:00,510 "Say something." 1042 01:20:49,790 --> 01:20:56,990 "I left my house vowing not to leave her alone." 1043 01:20:57,450 --> 01:21:03,810 "Spurning my life, my crazy beloved has come here." 1044 01:21:26,920 --> 01:21:30,520 "I didn't see. I didn't think." 1045 01:21:30,650 --> 01:21:33,660 "I put my life at the target." 1046 01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:40,610 "My desire is to die at your feet." 1047 01:21:44,250 --> 01:21:45,260 Did you like the song? 1048 01:21:46,050 --> 01:21:49,440 Conductor, why are you asking her? 1049 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:51,620 Ask me! This is how I liked the song! 1050 01:21:52,210 --> 01:21:53,670 You dropped me down! 1051 01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:57,150 Driver, stop the bus! The conductor fell down! 1052 01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:00,500 Don't worry. It's happened many times before. 1053 01:22:00,750 --> 01:22:02,000 He will come on his own. 1054 01:22:05,980 --> 01:22:07,150 Stop! 1055 01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:08,830 Catch it! 1056 01:22:16,030 --> 01:22:17,160 Mother! - Mother! 1057 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:18,160 No! Sister! 1058 01:22:18,540 --> 01:22:22,470 Henceforth whatever I want to ask, I will ask you and not your daughter! 1059 01:22:22,600 --> 01:22:23,770 Fine! Sit! 1060 01:22:24,070 --> 01:22:26,620 When I sit, you make me stand! 1061 01:22:27,080 --> 01:22:29,760 And when I stand, you make me sit! 1062 01:22:35,370 --> 01:22:37,040 Conductor! Come here! 1063 01:22:37,460 --> 01:22:39,470 I am the conductor! Treat me with respect! 1064 01:22:39,970 --> 01:22:42,070 What happened? - I bought a ticket for Belgaum. 1065 01:22:42,400 --> 01:22:43,780 Now I want a ticket to Goa. 1066 01:22:44,790 --> 01:22:48,050 What's the matter? Why have you changed your mind? 1067 01:22:48,260 --> 01:22:50,570 The journey is becoming interesting! 1068 01:22:50,650 --> 01:22:53,410 You tell me your fare and give me a ticket to Goa! 1069 01:22:53,580 --> 01:22:56,590 Yes, I will give you a ticket. I won't pick-pocket! 1070 01:22:56,800 --> 01:22:57,770 Give me 12 rupees! 1071 01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:20,000 Father! 1072 01:23:23,390 --> 01:23:24,270 Suck your thumb! 1073 01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:25,480 Father! 1074 01:23:28,830 --> 01:23:29,790 Get lost! 1075 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:34,060 Father! Fried snacks! 1076 01:23:35,740 --> 01:23:38,210 Fried snacks! Get lost! - Father! 1077 01:23:41,510 --> 01:23:44,700 Fried snacks! - Shut up! 1078 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:47,290 Fried snacks! 1079 01:23:47,960 --> 01:23:50,770 Why are you beating him? 1080 01:23:51,270 --> 01:23:53,320 He is hungry! No, son! 1081 01:23:53,450 --> 01:23:54,870 I will get you fried snacks! 1082 01:23:55,330 --> 01:23:56,380 Fried snacks! 1083 01:23:58,220 --> 01:24:00,310 Calm down! - Fried snacks! 1084 01:24:00,690 --> 01:24:02,620 Fried snacks! 1085 01:24:17,270 --> 01:24:19,820 Mister, hold his hand! - Son, stop it! 1086 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,210 What are you doing? You are gagging my son! 1087 01:24:23,250 --> 01:24:25,600 This is the only way to stop him! 1088 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:27,020 No! I won't let you! 1089 01:24:27,020 --> 01:24:28,240 Shut up! - You shut up! 1090 01:24:28,660 --> 01:24:31,210 Such a big child wailing for fried snacks! 1091 01:24:31,330 --> 01:24:33,800 It disgraces my position! Sit! 1092 01:24:33,890 --> 01:24:34,810 You gag him! 1093 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:40,210 Don't beat the child! 1094 01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,190 He is my son! Not yours! 1095 01:24:45,570 --> 01:24:47,450 Don't touch me! 1096 01:24:47,700 --> 01:24:50,840 I tell you, don't touch me! 1097 01:25:25,090 --> 01:25:26,850 Here is the money. - Yes. 1098 01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:30,410 Here is the ticket. - Sir, are you from the army? 1099 01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:34,970 Old man, what a strange question! 1100 01:25:35,140 --> 01:25:38,530 In that uniform, does he look like he works in a laundry? 1101 01:25:39,110 --> 01:25:41,500 Stop this nonsense and do your work! 1102 01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:44,050 You keep quiet! Your mouth is stinking! 1103 01:25:46,650 --> 01:25:50,460 Sir where are you posted? - Pathankot. 1104 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,810 Pathankot! That area near Kashmir? 1105 01:25:54,190 --> 01:25:57,830 Yes. - Sir, I heard it snows heavily there. 1106 01:25:58,370 --> 01:25:59,880 It's very chilly there. 1107 01:26:00,010 --> 01:26:03,100 Have you been to Kashmir before? - I am not so lucky. 1108 01:26:03,310 --> 01:26:06,080 But I read that in books when I was a child. 1109 01:26:09,630 --> 01:26:11,100 You read it when you were a child! 1110 01:26:11,270 --> 01:26:14,240 And in your old age you are feeling cold! 1111 01:26:14,780 --> 01:26:19,850 Sir is there any way to end war in the world? - What are you saying? 1112 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:22,490 If there is no war then why would there be guns? 1113 01:26:22,610 --> 01:26:24,870 If there are no guns, then why would there be bullets? 1114 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:28,680 And if bullets are not there, then why this man and this gun? 1115 01:26:28,810 --> 01:26:30,020 What is the need? 1116 01:26:30,150 --> 01:26:35,880 You are a Pundit and so am I. But we think differently. 1117 01:26:36,050 --> 01:26:39,820 I asked him whether there is any way to end wars. 1118 01:26:39,900 --> 01:26:42,870 So why did you start screaming like a fool? - Pundit! 1119 01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:46,350 Did you call me a fool? 1120 01:26:46,560 --> 01:26:48,940 You're a Brahmin and you insulted a Brahmin! 1121 01:26:49,240 --> 01:26:51,870 You have slandered not just me, but the entire community! 1122 01:26:51,960 --> 01:26:53,470 I won't spare you! 1123 01:26:53,630 --> 01:26:55,100 He didn't say anything wrong. 1124 01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:59,370 He just asked for a solution to stop war. And you got angry needlessly. 1125 01:26:59,580 --> 01:27:02,220 Being a Pundit, you are talking like a fool. 1126 01:27:02,340 --> 01:27:05,690 You called me a fool! You are a fool! 1127 01:27:06,070 --> 01:27:08,660 You are the biggest fool! - What did you say? 1128 01:27:08,960 --> 01:27:11,590 You are the biggest fool in India! 1129 01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:14,820 Your father and grandpa are fools! Your great grandpa, 1130 01:27:15,030 --> 01:27:19,460 your ancestors were fools! - What are you saying? 1131 01:27:25,990 --> 01:27:27,580 Leave me. Stop the bus! 1132 01:27:32,860 --> 01:27:35,040 Stop fighting! 1133 01:28:02,420 --> 01:28:03,210 Move aside. 1134 01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:11,580 Shut up! 1135 01:28:11,670 --> 01:28:13,050 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1136 01:28:13,640 --> 01:28:19,410 This fight won't end until a third party intervenes and settles it. 1137 01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:22,010 What do we care? Let them fight! 1138 01:28:22,220 --> 01:28:24,400 We will play cards! - Have you brought the cards? 1139 01:28:26,410 --> 01:28:29,250 Wow! But how will we play? I don't have money! 1140 01:28:29,420 --> 01:28:31,850 Why are you scared? We have today's wages. 1141 01:28:31,970 --> 01:28:33,730 Yes! This sweet lemon! - Tomatoes! 1142 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:35,450 I have tomatoes! 1143 01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,170 We will play cards. 1144 01:29:11,790 --> 01:29:12,540 Thank you! 1145 01:29:14,680 --> 01:29:15,930 Move away! 1146 01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,260 I will get a jack! 1147 01:29:27,190 --> 01:29:29,660 I beg you all! - Police! 1148 01:29:32,760 --> 01:29:34,020 Here. 1149 01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:37,240 Khanna, why is everybody silent in the bus? 1150 01:29:37,410 --> 01:29:41,380 Look! The policeman is taking the criminal inside the bus! 1151 01:29:43,650 --> 01:29:45,280 Come on! Take this banana! 1152 01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:47,960 This is your banana. - Okay, 1153 01:29:48,210 --> 01:29:50,180 I will keep it with me. - Why fight with friends? 1154 01:29:50,260 --> 01:29:52,100 Here is your bag! - Give it. 1155 01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:12,450 Thank you very much, constable! 1156 01:30:14,330 --> 01:30:17,890 Conductor! Stop the bus at the camp. I have to get down. 1157 01:30:18,270 --> 01:30:20,820 Rajesh! Stop the bus at the camp! 1158 01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:30,620 Goodbye! - Goodbye! 1159 01:30:31,710 --> 01:30:33,210 Bye, conductor! We will meet again! 1160 01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:35,050 How? 1161 01:30:35,680 --> 01:30:37,940 Because of you there was such a quarrel inside! 1162 01:30:38,070 --> 01:30:39,530 We met on earth. Now let's not meet in heaven. 1163 01:30:39,620 --> 01:30:40,750 Okay! - Bye! 1164 01:30:41,840 --> 01:30:42,630 Bye! 1165 01:30:44,850 --> 01:30:47,030 Constable, give me money for the ticket. 1166 01:30:48,200 --> 01:30:50,500 My wallet! It was with me when I took the bus. 1167 01:30:51,380 --> 01:30:53,560 You thug! You are not afraid of prison too! 1168 01:30:54,310 --> 01:30:57,080 Constable, compared to the penalty for murder, 1169 01:30:57,290 --> 01:30:59,300 penalty for robbery is nothing! 1170 01:31:00,430 --> 01:31:06,160 Thief, how did you steal the constable's wallet? 1171 01:31:07,710 --> 01:31:13,190 After he got on the bus, when he raised his hands 1172 01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:15,250 to sniff the snuff I stole his wallet. 1173 01:31:15,330 --> 01:31:18,850 Oh my god! This penchant for snuff is very bad! 1174 01:31:18,970 --> 01:31:22,780 In my 20 years of service, this is the first time I have been fooled. 1175 01:31:22,870 --> 01:31:24,670 From today I will give up this habit. 1176 01:31:24,710 --> 01:31:32,160 Wow, constable! I've always heard and seen police reform the criminal. 1177 01:31:32,450 --> 01:31:35,340 But today for the first time I see 1178 01:31:35,550 --> 01:31:39,190 a criminal reforming a policeman. 1179 01:31:39,490 --> 01:31:41,750 You are right. I will throw it away. 1180 01:31:41,790 --> 01:31:43,760 What are you doing? - I will throw it away. 1181 01:31:43,840 --> 01:31:45,810 What are you doing? - Let go! I will throw it! 1182 01:31:45,850 --> 01:31:47,690 What are you doing? - I will throw it away. 1183 01:32:15,950 --> 01:32:19,090 Take the constable to the police station carefully! - What did you say? 1184 01:32:19,510 --> 01:32:22,060 I mean, you take him carefully. Right! 1185 01:32:35,290 --> 01:32:36,090 Madam! 1186 01:32:38,100 --> 01:32:40,440 Thank you! - Anytime, baby! 1187 01:32:40,770 --> 01:32:43,450 You should always be careful in life, 1188 01:32:44,630 --> 01:32:45,550 got it? 1189 01:32:48,440 --> 01:32:49,780 Mr. Kader, do you see that? 1190 01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:51,990 Now they have even started whispering to each other. 1191 01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:54,300 Pundit, I can see all of it! 1192 01:32:54,550 --> 01:32:57,850 But we entered the bus before this tall fellow. - Yes! 1193 01:32:57,940 --> 01:33:00,280 We have the first right! - Right. 1194 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,260 What is this? 1195 01:33:03,460 --> 01:33:06,770 He is extending his leg as if he owns the whole bus. 1196 01:33:06,860 --> 01:33:09,870 Get up! - Can't you see that boss is sleeping? 1197 01:33:10,410 --> 01:33:14,060 If you disturb him, he will not spare you! - This is the limit! 1198 01:33:14,140 --> 01:33:17,910 Every passenger has paid the fare! - Shut up! 1199 01:33:17,990 --> 01:33:20,380 Where is the conductor? 1200 01:33:20,630 --> 01:33:24,820 It is his duty to see to the passenger's comfort! - What will he do? 1201 01:33:25,150 --> 01:33:29,800 Didn't you see? When the wrestler glared at him, he ran away! 1202 01:33:29,840 --> 01:33:32,980 He's of no use anyway. 1203 01:33:33,190 --> 01:33:35,950 Conductor! Why are you hiding your face? 1204 01:33:36,030 --> 01:33:40,560 They are praising you! - I can't hear properly! 1205 01:33:41,730 --> 01:33:46,210 They are saying that you a man in name only! 1206 01:33:46,460 --> 01:33:48,510 Don't challenge me! 1207 01:33:48,800 --> 01:33:52,360 So far you have seen men only in the wrestling ground! 1208 01:33:52,530 --> 01:33:54,790 But this is the first time that you are seeing a man in a bus! - Show him! 1209 01:33:55,120 --> 01:33:55,920 Show him! - Fine! 1210 01:33:56,300 --> 01:33:57,550 Shall I? - Yes! 1211 01:33:57,640 --> 01:33:59,020 Shall I? - Yes! 1212 01:33:59,060 --> 01:34:01,200 Okay! - Show him! Let us see too! 1213 01:34:09,110 --> 01:34:12,330 Boss! - Quiet! 1214 01:34:12,500 --> 01:34:16,390 Shut up! You! - Let him sleep! 1215 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:19,320 Get up. Shut up! - Let him sleep, conductor! 1216 01:34:19,490 --> 01:34:22,840 I told you boss has a fight in Goa, so he's sleeping. 1217 01:34:23,340 --> 01:34:27,900 Fool! This is not a jumbo jet! 1218 01:34:28,160 --> 01:34:31,880 You can't occupy three seats as if it's your father's reign. This is a bus! 1219 01:34:32,130 --> 01:34:33,180 Get up! 1220 01:34:34,310 --> 01:34:35,310 Oh no! 1221 01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:39,120 Who touched me? - Boss, the conductor. 1222 01:34:40,340 --> 01:34:41,180 Boss! 1223 01:34:42,350 --> 01:34:44,820 The ant wants to fight with the elephant? 1224 01:34:51,930 --> 01:34:58,210 Grumpy man, I may be an ant And you might be an elephant. 1225 01:34:58,550 --> 01:35:01,900 But this bus doesn't belong to your father! - What did you say? 1226 01:35:03,610 --> 01:35:05,710 Get up! - Boss! Boxer! Calm down! 1227 01:35:05,790 --> 01:35:07,210 Sister, let go of me! 1228 01:35:08,220 --> 01:35:10,650 You are holding my hand! Let go of me! 1229 01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:12,200 Sister, let go of me! 1230 01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:17,350 Boxer, you're lucky that you hit me in the bus, that's why you're spared. 1231 01:35:17,510 --> 01:35:20,190 If you hit me outside then.. Then what would I have done? 1232 01:35:20,230 --> 01:35:22,330 You leave! - Why? 1233 01:35:22,410 --> 01:35:24,970 You are acting very smug! - Yes! 1234 01:35:25,090 --> 01:35:27,480 I will break your bones! - Yes! 1235 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:30,240 What would you have done outside? - No! 1236 01:35:30,370 --> 01:35:31,290 Driver! - Driver! 1237 01:35:31,410 --> 01:35:32,210 Stop the bus! 1238 01:35:32,330 --> 01:35:34,260 Rajesh! Stop the bus! - Yes! 1239 01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:35,260 Okay! 1240 01:35:39,990 --> 01:35:42,630 Careful. 1241 01:35:48,830 --> 01:35:49,830 Come on brothers. 1242 01:35:52,430 --> 01:35:54,230 Don't leave him! 1243 01:35:59,210 --> 01:36:02,180 Come on brothers! - Beat him! 1244 01:36:03,150 --> 01:36:05,660 Take off your clothes! - Okay! 1245 01:36:06,120 --> 01:36:07,460 Strip. 1246 01:36:07,580 --> 01:36:09,590 You called me old man! - Why would I be scared of him? 1247 01:36:09,630 --> 01:36:12,520 Good! Take off your clothes! - Stop! 1248 01:36:13,150 --> 01:36:16,500 I can't take off my clothes! Boxer! We will fight in Goa! 1249 01:36:16,630 --> 01:36:19,050 What did you say? Take off his clothes! 1250 01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:22,190 Take off your clothes! - Yes. 1251 01:36:22,530 --> 01:36:24,450 Take off his clothes! 1252 01:36:30,060 --> 01:36:33,620 Come on! Ask this ant how he is! - Ant! 1253 01:36:36,010 --> 01:36:37,310 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1254 01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,360 Hold this! 1255 01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:43,000 Now I will teach him a lesson! 1256 01:36:47,860 --> 01:36:49,070 Come on! Now. 1257 01:36:49,160 --> 01:36:50,080 Come on! 1258 01:36:54,640 --> 01:36:58,910 Why are you showing your chest? Look at this stomach! 1259 01:37:04,140 --> 01:37:05,110 Go! 1260 01:37:08,660 --> 01:37:10,720 Just go! God bless you! 1261 01:37:10,760 --> 01:37:12,010 Ladies and Gentlemen! 1262 01:37:12,100 --> 01:37:14,690 Now this boxer and the conductor are going to fight! 1263 01:37:14,780 --> 01:37:16,370 I am ready to bet on him! 1264 01:37:16,490 --> 01:37:18,710 Look at this boxer's muscles! 1.25 rupees! 1265 01:37:18,800 --> 01:37:20,180 1.25 rupees for 1 rupee! 1266 01:37:20,220 --> 01:37:22,940 And his is 15 rupees for 1 rupee! 1267 01:37:23,020 --> 01:37:24,280 This is your chance to earn money! 1268 01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:26,670 Come on, place your bets! Where is the money? 1269 01:37:27,170 --> 01:37:31,230 I bet 20 rupees! - On whom? The conductor? 1270 01:37:31,310 --> 01:37:34,870 Am I mad to bet on the conductor? - Then? 1271 01:37:34,960 --> 01:37:36,250 I'm betting on the boxer! 1272 01:37:36,340 --> 01:37:37,260 Boxer! - Yes! 1273 01:37:37,680 --> 01:37:39,940 Go! - 20 rupees! 1274 01:37:40,650 --> 01:37:43,500 Go! - Anybody else? This is your chance to make some money! 1275 01:37:43,660 --> 01:37:45,380 Look at his muscles and place your bet! 1276 01:37:45,630 --> 01:37:46,680 Come here. - 1 rupee on the boxer! 1277 01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:48,230 1 rupee on the boxer! What's your name? - Hanuman! 1278 01:37:48,270 --> 01:37:49,060 Go! 1279 01:37:51,200 --> 01:37:53,710 Very good! Don't be scared! 1280 01:37:54,130 --> 01:37:55,510 Get ready, boss! 1281 01:37:55,590 --> 01:37:58,020 Very good, conductor Don't be scared! 1282 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:05,220 Silence! Ladies and Gentlemen! 1283 01:38:05,640 --> 01:38:09,660 On my right from the Parsi corner, Mr. Boxer! 1284 01:38:12,090 --> 01:38:16,020 On my left from the Madrasi corner, Mr. Conductor! 1285 01:38:20,920 --> 01:38:22,720 Careful! Boss! 1286 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,490 Boss! 1287 01:38:26,160 --> 01:38:28,330 Boss! - 12 1288 01:38:29,090 --> 01:38:32,850 345 1289 01:38:33,480 --> 01:38:35,830 67 1290 01:38:36,750 --> 01:38:40,350 8910! 1291 01:38:40,600 --> 01:38:44,580 Ladies and Gentlemen! The winner! 1292 01:38:45,880 --> 01:38:48,300 Oh my god! You are superman! 1293 01:38:48,430 --> 01:38:49,850 You are so strong! 1294 01:38:51,570 --> 01:38:54,120 Don't touch me! - Why? What are you saying? 1295 01:38:54,290 --> 01:38:56,800 Don't touch me! - Okay! 1296 01:38:56,970 --> 01:38:59,150 Leave! - Okay! I am going! 1297 01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:03,540 Very good! My mighty man! You won without a fight! 1298 01:39:03,880 --> 01:39:06,350 Today I won the jackpot! 1299 01:39:06,850 --> 01:39:09,780 How much have you made? - More than 500, see for yourself. 1300 01:39:10,410 --> 01:39:16,100 You! Robbing my passengers by making me the scapegoat! 1301 01:39:16,190 --> 01:39:17,860 No, no! - Get lost! 1302 01:39:18,740 --> 01:39:22,210 Rajesh! Return everybody's money! 1303 01:39:25,730 --> 01:39:27,530 When god is kind, even a donkey can be a wrestler. 1304 01:39:27,660 --> 01:39:28,580 You! - Come on, everybody! 1305 01:39:30,290 --> 01:39:32,220 Even new guys can win. 1306 01:39:34,610 --> 01:39:36,780 Listen! - Yes! 1307 01:39:37,040 --> 01:39:40,640 Is he dead? - No, but he has lost! 1308 01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:42,650 Don't cry! 1309 01:39:46,790 --> 01:39:51,860 Look, every dog has its day. - Today was your day! 1310 01:39:52,730 --> 01:39:57,050 Look I apologise to you and to him too. 1311 01:39:57,550 --> 01:40:01,650 Now get some water to sprinkle on his face, so he regains consciousness. 1312 01:40:01,780 --> 01:40:04,750 From where do I get it? This is enough! 1313 01:40:10,150 --> 01:40:13,370 Get up, boss! - Get up, boss! 1314 01:40:13,750 --> 01:40:17,020 He's won and yet he is apologising to you, boss. 1315 01:40:17,140 --> 01:40:19,110 Get up! You have tarnished our image! 1316 01:40:31,590 --> 01:40:33,810 Where is Mala? - Boss, there is a problem. 1317 01:40:34,100 --> 01:40:36,690 That scoundrel messed up my plans! - Who? 1318 01:40:36,780 --> 01:40:38,620 A tall man with whom I got into a fight. 1319 01:40:39,460 --> 01:40:42,390 Ravi! So he landed up here too! 1320 01:40:42,470 --> 01:40:44,400 Yes, boss. He snatched the pistol from my hand. 1321 01:40:44,560 --> 01:40:47,910 But boss, I came up with a ploy to make the bus break down on the way! 1322 01:40:49,500 --> 01:40:51,300 Sit in the car, idiot! 1323 01:40:53,020 --> 01:40:53,860 Let's go. 1324 01:41:15,800 --> 01:41:16,510 Hey! 1325 01:41:27,810 --> 01:41:30,200 Rajesh! Why did you stop the bus again? 1326 01:41:30,320 --> 01:41:33,590 I didn't. The bus stopped on its own. 1327 01:41:34,220 --> 01:41:36,520 Get down and check it. - Okay. 1328 01:41:44,770 --> 01:41:48,070 Rajesh! - Khanna! 1329 01:41:53,510 --> 01:41:55,480 Don't fight! 1330 01:41:55,570 --> 01:41:57,990 Who is Rajesh? And who is Khanna? 1331 01:41:58,080 --> 01:42:00,510 I don't know! I just know Rajesh Khanna! 1332 01:42:00,670 --> 01:42:02,430 Khanna, where are you? 1333 01:42:03,690 --> 01:42:06,200 What are you doing below? Come out! 1334 01:42:07,160 --> 01:42:08,840 What is this? Do you want to go to the bathroom? 1335 01:42:09,090 --> 01:42:12,770 No! The bus is leaking! 1336 01:42:13,020 --> 01:42:13,940 Look! 1337 01:42:14,240 --> 01:42:18,880 The screw of the oil tank is loose. All the oil has leaked out. 1338 01:42:19,010 --> 01:42:21,230 Oh my god! Now what? 1339 01:42:23,200 --> 01:42:25,420 Get a bottle of oil! 1340 01:42:25,710 --> 01:42:27,090 Why are you joking? 1341 01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:30,150 You want me to walk 2 miles 1342 01:42:30,310 --> 01:42:34,330 in this scorching heat and get the oil? I can't do it! 1343 01:42:36,630 --> 01:42:37,850 Khanna! - Yes. 1344 01:42:38,140 --> 01:42:40,860 You can't walk, can you? - No! 1345 01:42:41,490 --> 01:42:46,140 Then I'll get a car for you? - Yes. 1346 01:42:47,770 --> 01:42:51,120 Why? Nowadays you flatter me a lot. 1347 01:42:51,370 --> 01:42:53,920 If I lose my temper, I will thrash you. 1348 01:42:54,050 --> 01:42:57,860 Get lost! I will punch you! - You! 1349 01:42:58,360 --> 01:42:59,740 Hey! 1350 01:42:59,950 --> 01:43:00,960 Why are you two fighting? 1351 01:43:01,080 --> 01:43:03,430 Why are you two fighting? Stop it! 1352 01:43:03,510 --> 01:43:05,140 Start the bus! 1353 01:43:05,400 --> 01:43:07,070 You! Get inside! 1354 01:43:07,450 --> 01:43:09,920 Conductor! Start the bus! 1355 01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:11,260 Or I will file a complaint against you! 1356 01:43:11,340 --> 01:43:13,560 Are you talking or spitting? 1357 01:43:13,680 --> 01:43:15,150 Sister! - Move! 1358 01:43:15,280 --> 01:43:16,910 Sister! Do you want a handkerchief? 1359 01:43:16,990 --> 01:43:18,000 Handkerchief! 1360 01:43:29,590 --> 01:43:32,360 "Rajesh, go to sleep!" 1361 01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:40,900 Rajesh! First repair the oil engine. 1362 01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:41,900 Okay. 1363 01:43:42,490 --> 01:43:43,580 Yes. 1364 01:43:53,120 --> 01:43:54,250 Look, Mala! - Yes. 1365 01:43:54,370 --> 01:43:56,220 It will take the conductor time to get the diesel. 1366 01:43:56,470 --> 01:43:58,850 Why don't we go out for some fresh air? - Okay. 1367 01:44:12,790 --> 01:44:14,430 Come on! Hurry up! 1368 01:44:14,510 --> 01:44:16,810 Come on! Yes, quick! 1369 01:44:22,130 --> 01:44:23,430 Where is my wife? 1370 01:44:23,470 --> 01:44:25,310 I am here! Come on! 1371 01:44:25,770 --> 01:44:26,900 Come on! 1372 01:44:59,260 --> 01:45:00,690 My cycle! 1373 01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:09,140 What are you thinking? 1374 01:45:10,230 --> 01:45:16,600 About the wrong decision I made in life. 1375 01:45:17,930 --> 01:45:21,240 Meaning more ambition than courage. 1376 01:45:22,410 --> 01:45:25,010 You left your house to become a movie star. 1377 01:45:25,300 --> 01:45:26,600 How do you know? 1378 01:45:27,690 --> 01:45:29,780 I know everything that goes on in the world. 1379 01:45:29,870 --> 01:45:33,630 I even know who you are, whose daughter you are 1380 01:45:34,260 --> 01:45:36,150 and who you're going to marry. 1381 01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:39,240 Did you like the guy? 1382 01:45:39,580 --> 01:45:42,170 I didn't even see him. 1383 01:45:42,510 --> 01:45:43,810 Then look at him now. 1384 01:45:44,310 --> 01:45:45,020 Now? 1385 01:45:45,610 --> 01:45:49,370 Yes. Your father Mr. Aatmaram's friend 1386 01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:55,490 Mr. Ramlal's son and your fianc Mr. Ravi Kumar. 1387 01:45:57,250 --> 01:46:01,600 You mean you - Yes, It's me. 1388 01:46:02,440 --> 01:46:06,200 Or would I have followed you like your bodyguard like a mad man? 1389 01:46:06,540 --> 01:46:08,800 But why did you hide your identity from me? 1390 01:46:08,840 --> 01:46:10,060 What could I do? 1391 01:46:10,680 --> 01:46:14,160 You were blinded by the glitter of showbiz. 1392 01:46:14,450 --> 01:46:17,550 I thought you would get a kick from life, and come to your senses. 1393 01:46:17,760 --> 01:46:20,980 After all, jewellery is made after melting the gold. 1394 01:46:21,360 --> 01:46:22,820 Forget all that. 1395 01:46:26,510 --> 01:46:29,310 Tell me, do you like your fiancé? 1396 01:46:31,740 --> 01:46:35,760 Even if were not my fiancé, I would have liked you. - Is that so? 1397 01:46:39,070 --> 01:46:41,240 I think somebody is coming! - Who else? 1398 01:46:41,290 --> 01:46:43,130 Our bus companions! 1399 01:46:45,970 --> 01:46:46,770 Listen! 1400 01:46:50,080 --> 01:46:51,000 Come on! 1401 01:47:38,010 --> 01:47:43,330 "My heart belongs to you. And so do I, beloved." 1402 01:47:49,150 --> 01:47:51,740 "I swear on you, on your threshold." 1403 01:47:51,830 --> 01:47:54,130 "I swear on your house, oh beloved." 1404 01:47:54,260 --> 01:47:59,110 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1405 01:48:05,100 --> 01:48:07,610 "I swear on your eyes, on your tresses." 1406 01:48:07,780 --> 01:48:09,790 "I swear on your cheeks, oh beloved." 1407 01:48:54,650 --> 01:49:03,440 "Lovers want to create a new world." 1408 01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:09,180 "We won't bother about anyone." 1409 01:49:09,760 --> 01:49:14,410 "Nobody should lecture us." 1410 01:49:16,000 --> 01:49:20,520 "We walk in a trance." 1411 01:49:21,230 --> 01:49:25,340 "We won't step back." 1412 01:49:25,590 --> 01:49:30,780 "My heart belongs to you. And so do I, beloved." 1413 01:49:30,990 --> 01:49:36,180 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1414 01:49:39,910 --> 01:49:42,080 What are you doing? - What? 1415 01:49:42,330 --> 01:49:44,430 Let go of my hand! - Why? 1416 01:49:44,760 --> 01:49:47,570 Please! Can't you understand? - What? 1417 01:49:50,250 --> 01:49:52,380 People are watching! - Let them! 1418 01:49:52,460 --> 01:49:54,890 They will be envy us more. - Is that so? 1419 01:49:55,190 --> 01:49:59,330 So should I come closer? - Yes! 1420 01:49:59,500 --> 01:50:01,130 Here I come! 1421 01:50:01,550 --> 01:50:05,950 "No matter how much the world envies us." 1422 01:50:06,740 --> 01:50:10,930 "Why should we fear the world?" 1423 01:50:58,740 --> 01:51:03,340 "The ambience is so lovely." 1424 01:51:03,970 --> 01:51:08,070 "The swaying breeze teases me." 1425 01:51:09,200 --> 01:51:18,330 "Nobody else will ever have such a union." 1426 01:51:19,920 --> 01:51:24,820 "Lovers will unite." 1427 01:51:25,150 --> 01:51:29,220 "No matter how much the world tortures them." 1428 01:51:29,380 --> 01:51:34,410 "My love for you made me leave the world behind, beloved." 1429 01:51:40,310 --> 01:51:42,780 "I swear on your eyes, on your tresses." 1430 01:51:42,900 --> 01:51:45,120 "I swear on your cheeks, oh beloved." 1431 01:51:45,330 --> 01:51:50,110 "My heart belongs to you and so do I, beloved." 1432 01:52:06,600 --> 01:52:07,480 Goats! 1433 01:52:07,810 --> 01:52:10,700 Are you blind? You're riding your cycle over the goats! 1434 01:52:10,790 --> 01:52:14,390 Where do I ride then? Does this road belong to your father? 1435 01:52:14,470 --> 01:52:15,640 Does it belong to yours? 1436 01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:19,410 You weakling, you hit me! 1437 01:52:19,700 --> 01:52:23,140 I will thrash you black and blue! Scoundrel! 1438 01:52:24,680 --> 01:52:26,360 You! 1439 01:52:28,240 --> 01:52:29,040 Help! 1440 01:52:29,080 --> 01:52:31,720 You hit me! 1441 01:52:38,580 --> 01:52:39,970 Listen to me! 1442 01:52:41,810 --> 01:52:45,660 Do you all mind pushing the bus to the petrol pump? Then we can go there! 1443 01:52:46,240 --> 01:52:47,330 Do you all agree? 1444 01:52:47,710 --> 01:52:50,100 Otherwise go to hell! - He went to sleep! 1445 01:52:50,180 --> 01:52:52,060 Kumbhkaran! - What is it? 1446 01:52:52,150 --> 01:52:55,160 Forget the petrol pump, we can even push it to your house. Right, brothers? 1447 01:52:55,290 --> 01:52:57,000 Yes! 1448 01:52:57,130 --> 01:52:58,800 Come on! - Come on! 1449 01:52:58,890 --> 01:53:00,270 Come inside. 1450 01:53:00,810 --> 01:53:05,250 Wife, where are you? - I am here! 1451 01:53:05,330 --> 01:53:06,420 Wife. 1452 01:53:12,330 --> 01:53:14,710 Harder! 1453 01:53:15,590 --> 01:53:17,730 Push harder! 1454 01:53:17,890 --> 01:53:19,990 Push harder! 1455 01:53:20,070 --> 01:53:22,250 Traveling by this bus has got us into a mess. 1456 01:53:44,390 --> 01:53:46,030 Rajesh! 1457 01:54:02,860 --> 01:54:05,450 Rajesh! - We're tired. 1458 01:54:05,950 --> 01:54:08,510 Rajesh, I'm back! 1459 01:54:08,680 --> 01:54:10,310 That is Khanna's voice! 1460 01:54:10,390 --> 01:54:13,320 Yes! That's Khanna's voice! - But where's it coming from? 1461 01:54:13,950 --> 01:54:16,420 From here! Where else? 1462 01:54:16,550 --> 01:54:18,680 Look up! I am here! 1463 01:54:18,810 --> 01:54:20,480 And the oil tin is down! 1464 01:54:20,730 --> 01:54:22,280 Look there. 1465 01:54:32,670 --> 01:54:35,550 Why are you laughing? - You look like a monkey! 1466 01:54:36,220 --> 01:54:38,110 Rajesh! - What? 1467 01:54:38,740 --> 01:54:44,970 Rajesh, drivers shouldn't laugh when conductors are in trouble! 1468 01:54:45,310 --> 01:54:46,730 Get me down! 1469 01:54:46,900 --> 01:54:50,080 First tell me, are you hanging from there on your own accord? 1470 01:54:50,210 --> 01:54:52,800 Or did someone put you there? 1471 01:54:53,050 --> 01:54:54,900 Rajesh, what do I tell you? 1472 01:54:55,190 --> 01:55:01,800 A child was taking his goats to graze. I gave him a tight slap! 1473 01:55:02,220 --> 01:55:05,110 And the villagers hanged me on the tree! 1474 01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:08,840 Khanna, take an oath never to raise your hand on anyone. 1475 01:55:09,130 --> 01:55:10,970 Never! 1476 01:55:11,220 --> 01:55:15,790 I swear on your mother, Rajesh! I will never beat anybody! 1477 01:55:16,040 --> 01:55:19,640 Won't I come to my senses after hanging like this? 1478 01:55:19,850 --> 01:55:22,740 Very good! Now you are talking like a decent man! 1479 01:55:23,150 --> 01:55:26,130 Come on! - Go on. 1480 01:55:29,060 --> 01:55:31,070 Have you repaired it? - Yes, sir! 1481 01:55:31,320 --> 01:55:33,030 What is this? Hurry up! 1482 01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:35,920 We don't have much time! If we lose the girl, we will all die! Got it? 1483 01:55:36,050 --> 01:55:37,090 Come on! Hurry up! 1484 01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:03,420 Where is my purse? - Purse? 1485 01:56:03,550 --> 01:56:05,770 Did I leave it outside? - You didn't take it outside. 1486 01:56:05,940 --> 01:56:08,200 Then I must have left it in the bus! Why did you leave it in the bus? 1487 01:56:08,280 --> 01:56:09,410 You know that 1488 01:56:10,540 --> 01:56:14,770 Conductor! Somebody stole this madam's purse! - What! 1489 01:56:15,190 --> 01:56:16,320 Robbery in the bus! 1490 01:56:16,400 --> 01:56:20,550 This has happened for the first time in my 10 years of service! 1491 01:56:20,760 --> 01:56:24,900 And madam, I told you before to after your purse! Didn't I? 1492 01:56:25,400 --> 01:56:26,870 Now we are in trouble! 1493 01:56:27,370 --> 01:56:29,380 Pundit! Mr. Kader! 1494 01:56:29,590 --> 01:56:38,260 If anybody found the purse, or took it by mistake, please return it. 1495 01:56:39,390 --> 01:56:41,190 You! Get up! 1496 01:56:42,690 --> 01:56:43,490 Where is the purse? 1497 01:56:43,610 --> 01:56:45,580 What rubbish! Do you think I am a thief? 1498 01:56:45,710 --> 01:56:49,940 Very good, so you know how to get angry too! 1499 01:56:50,140 --> 01:56:52,870 I thought you just knew to comb! Sit! 1500 01:56:53,200 --> 01:56:54,920 Conductor! - What happened? 1501 01:56:55,500 --> 01:56:57,640 Mister, can't you be polite? 1502 01:56:57,810 --> 01:56:59,520 Look how politely I am talking to you! 1503 01:56:59,650 --> 01:57:02,960 I want to ask you where the passenger who was sitting here is. 1504 01:57:03,370 --> 01:57:07,310 Mister never before did you talk to me so politely. 1505 01:57:07,430 --> 01:57:09,030 Otherwise I am a very simple.. 1506 01:57:09,360 --> 01:57:12,170 This man has vanished! 1507 01:57:12,500 --> 01:57:17,270 He wanted to go to Belgaum first, and then bought a ticket for Goa. 1508 01:57:17,400 --> 01:57:20,120 And right from the beginning he was eyeing madam's purse! 1509 01:57:20,410 --> 01:57:26,400 But don't worry! He may be smart, but so am I. 1510 01:57:26,990 --> 01:57:29,160 You're smarter! - Yes, smarter! 1511 01:57:29,330 --> 01:57:31,000 But what will I do now? 1512 01:57:31,170 --> 01:57:33,520 I I Here's an idea. 1513 01:57:34,600 --> 01:57:36,950 Rajesh! Take a U-Turn! - What? 1514 01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:39,670 Take the bus back towards Bombay. 1515 01:57:39,800 --> 01:57:42,060 And I will turn the sign board! - Why? 1516 01:57:42,770 --> 01:57:46,750 Try to understand! I am James Bond, too! 1517 01:57:46,910 --> 01:57:50,390 Look, Bombay to Goa! Goa to Bombay! 1518 01:57:50,550 --> 01:57:52,610 Turn the bus! - Now I understood! 1519 01:58:44,560 --> 01:58:47,370 Move! I don't want to travel in this bus! 1520 01:58:47,490 --> 01:58:50,380 But we want you in this bus! - But why? 1521 01:58:50,420 --> 01:58:52,640 Come on! 1522 01:58:54,060 --> 01:58:57,790 Give the purse! Get lost! 1523 01:58:58,540 --> 01:59:00,720 Listen to me! - Come on! 1524 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:02,940 Get down! - Listen to me! - Get down! 1525 01:59:05,030 --> 01:59:07,710 Rajesh! Change the Bombay to Goa sign board! 1526 01:59:08,010 --> 01:59:10,480 Climb up! - Listen! Why are you beating me? 1527 01:59:10,560 --> 01:59:11,730 You commit robbery! 1528 01:59:13,280 --> 01:59:16,840 Conductor, listen! Please listen! 1529 01:59:39,400 --> 01:59:42,250 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 1530 01:59:59,290 --> 02:00:01,260 "Bombay-Goa!" 1531 02:00:22,650 --> 02:00:25,120 Look, whoever wants can have their lunch here. 1532 02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:27,510 I will take the thief to the police station. Have your lunch. 1533 02:00:27,630 --> 02:00:29,310 Come on! 1534 02:00:29,430 --> 02:00:33,240 Now go to the police station! 1535 02:00:34,040 --> 02:00:35,090 Come! 1536 02:00:35,290 --> 02:00:37,260 Do you have lentil stew? - We have everything! 1537 02:00:37,390 --> 02:00:39,980 Have a seat! - Meenakshi, we will get lentil stew here. 1538 02:00:40,110 --> 02:00:41,450 Agree. 1539 02:00:42,120 --> 02:00:44,880 I am famished! I am taking a banana! - Yes! 1540 02:00:44,970 --> 02:00:48,270 Wow! You two look like Ram and Sita! 1541 02:00:48,400 --> 02:00:50,660 I think you're newly weds. - Married? 1542 02:00:50,780 --> 02:00:54,470 Why are you shy? Go to the family room! 1543 02:00:54,550 --> 02:00:56,480 Okay, send 2 cups of tea! - Okay! 1544 02:00:56,560 --> 02:00:59,950 My sweetheart! My darling! 1545 02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:05,100 Darling, let's go. Come on! Let's go! - No. 1546 02:01:05,520 --> 02:01:08,120 Its okay. You sit too, please. 1547 02:01:08,200 --> 02:01:11,510 I am not shameless like you! Wife, 1548 02:01:11,630 --> 02:01:13,220 Nosy parkers! 1549 02:01:13,310 --> 02:01:14,330 Hail Bole Shankar! 1550 02:01:14,400 --> 02:01:16,110 What will you have? 1551 02:01:16,570 --> 02:01:23,190 Bring three plates of lunch! - Three plates of lunch! 1552 02:01:23,520 --> 02:01:28,000 Sir, why is the child gagged? Did you take some oath? 1553 02:01:28,130 --> 02:01:33,820 No. If you want to undo it, go ahead. - No! I mean, 1554 02:01:33,950 --> 02:01:38,550 what will people say about the hotel if a customer is gagged? 1555 02:01:38,680 --> 02:01:43,200 Nothing. They will only think that the hotel is very dusty. 1556 02:01:43,240 --> 02:01:44,920 Sir, you are joking! 1557 02:01:45,130 --> 02:01:49,610 No! You want to know the reason? I will undo it. 1558 02:01:50,440 --> 02:01:52,750 Now watch the fun! 1559 02:02:02,630 --> 02:02:04,220 You! 1560 02:02:09,160 --> 02:02:12,460 Leave me! 1561 02:02:12,880 --> 02:02:18,070 Sir, hold him! 1562 02:02:20,710 --> 02:02:22,300 Fried snacks! 1563 02:02:25,440 --> 02:02:28,750 Why are you looking at my face? 1564 02:02:28,830 --> 02:02:30,210 Give him fried snacks and keep him quiet! 1565 02:02:30,300 --> 02:02:31,720 What? - Fried snacks! 1566 02:02:32,350 --> 02:02:35,200 Fried snacks! - Hurry up! 1567 02:02:35,320 --> 02:02:38,630 Give him this! - Here are fried snacks! 1568 02:02:38,760 --> 02:02:39,760 Here are fried snacks! 1569 02:02:39,930 --> 02:02:42,400 Now you know why we gagged him? 1570 02:02:43,740 --> 02:02:46,210 Now I understood! Not just his mouth! 1571 02:02:46,290 --> 02:02:49,020 You should bind his eyes, hands feet, everything! 1572 02:02:49,690 --> 02:02:52,530 I think you've pampered him too much. 1573 02:02:52,660 --> 02:02:54,920 What could we do? We have only one child. 1574 02:02:55,000 --> 02:02:59,730 One child like him is enough! Oh my god! 1575 02:03:07,140 --> 02:03:09,240 I think they've all gone to the canteen. 1576 02:03:10,490 --> 02:03:12,880 Let's go ahead and wait. - Come on! 1577 02:03:18,280 --> 02:03:20,540 Here are your sweets! 1578 02:03:32,850 --> 02:03:34,980 Oh my god! - Sorry! 1579 02:04:08,860 --> 02:04:09,620 Sit here! 1580 02:04:09,700 --> 02:04:11,620 We'll come here again - Yes! 1581 02:04:11,750 --> 02:04:13,380 Don't worry. - Okay! 1582 02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:16,690 Clean the tables. 1583 02:04:16,940 --> 02:04:19,120 Come here! Where is Rajesh? 1584 02:04:19,500 --> 02:04:23,890 He is not here. He must be eating in some private hotel. 1585 02:04:24,180 --> 02:04:25,060 Meaning? 1586 02:04:25,400 --> 02:04:31,510 Where besides food, girls sing and dance. 1587 02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:33,850 "Bindi will shimmer." 1588 02:04:34,190 --> 02:04:37,040 You guys take this car and do exactly what I said. 1589 02:04:37,120 --> 02:04:41,770 If this time you mess up, I'll shoot you first. And 1590 02:04:41,890 --> 02:04:43,730 Boss, don't worry. Come on! Sit! 1591 02:04:57,260 --> 02:04:58,180 Yes. 1592 02:05:05,130 --> 02:05:07,220 Thank you, conductor! 1593 02:05:08,220 --> 02:05:09,230 What is this? 1594 02:05:09,440 --> 02:05:11,660 Is this your father's bus that you stop it on the way? 1595 02:05:11,700 --> 02:05:13,500 Don't be angry! Do me a favour! 1596 02:05:13,540 --> 02:05:17,350 This poor man's mother is about to die in a nearby village. 1597 02:05:17,640 --> 02:05:20,870 What? His mother is dead? 1598 02:05:21,120 --> 02:05:22,960 She is not dead! She is sick! 1599 02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:24,090 Okay! Come! 1600 02:05:24,430 --> 02:05:27,110 Rajesh! Start the bus! 1601 02:05:28,240 --> 02:05:29,120 Come on! 1602 02:05:57,920 --> 02:06:01,270 Oh dear! Is he a man or a hippopotamus? 1603 02:06:48,700 --> 02:06:51,130 The bullet entered my stomach! - Shut up! 1604 02:06:51,380 --> 02:06:52,590 He fired the bullet! 1605 02:06:58,200 --> 02:06:59,210 Yes. 1606 02:06:59,330 --> 02:07:03,730 Now this pistol is useless! It had only two bullets. 1607 02:07:06,240 --> 02:07:08,290 Rajesh! Stop the bus! 1608 02:07:08,630 --> 02:07:11,930 Now this bus is not going to stop! - The bus won't stop! 1609 02:07:11,980 --> 02:07:12,900 Come on! 1610 02:07:15,620 --> 02:07:18,090 Nobody move! 1611 02:07:19,800 --> 02:07:23,780 If you try to stop, I will shoot! Drive faster! 1612 02:08:12,260 --> 02:08:14,100 Wow! Great! 1613 02:08:15,020 --> 02:08:17,750 Thugs are abducting girls in the bus, 1614 02:08:17,910 --> 02:08:20,050 and the men are just sitting idle! 1615 02:08:20,220 --> 02:08:23,360 Aren't you ashamed of yourselves? Wear bangles! 1616 02:08:24,490 --> 02:08:28,090 Wear bangles! - Nowadays men are not strong. 1617 02:08:28,420 --> 02:08:30,680 They are eunuchs! 1618 02:08:30,850 --> 02:08:33,530 Come on! We will save them! - Yes! Come on! 1619 02:08:33,700 --> 02:08:37,460 Wait! I am now inspired! 1620 02:08:38,130 --> 02:08:39,600 I am not a eunuch! 1621 02:08:40,190 --> 02:08:42,190 Rajesh! Turn the bus back! 1622 02:08:42,450 --> 02:08:44,330 There is no time for that! I will take a reverse turn! 1623 02:08:44,790 --> 02:08:46,090 Let them come. 1624 02:08:53,370 --> 02:08:55,510 Come on! - Come on! 1625 02:10:21,620 --> 02:10:22,750 1, 2, 3! 1626 02:10:24,300 --> 02:10:25,100 Leave me. 1627 02:10:50,050 --> 02:10:52,480 Wait! Come one by one! 1628 02:11:02,190 --> 02:11:03,110 Hang on! 1629 02:11:03,700 --> 02:11:05,500 Why are you taking off my shirt? 1630 02:11:05,880 --> 02:11:08,220 I will get pneumonia! I will get a cold! 1631 02:11:30,500 --> 02:11:33,890 Scoundrel! 1632 02:11:33,970 --> 02:11:36,270 Go on. Fight. 1633 02:11:36,690 --> 02:11:37,820 No, I'll not go. 1634 02:12:17,380 --> 02:12:18,890 You thug! 1635 02:12:21,990 --> 02:12:25,760 You beat my husband! 1636 02:12:48,950 --> 02:12:50,080 You hold him! 1637 02:12:51,290 --> 02:12:52,420 Yes! 1638 02:12:52,970 --> 02:12:54,220 It tickles! 1639 02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:24,680 Oh my! Meenakshi! 1640 02:13:26,640 --> 02:13:30,160 Save me! - Mother! 1641 02:13:47,000 --> 02:13:50,270 You beat me! I won't spare you! 1642 02:13:50,480 --> 02:13:53,830 I will teach you a lesson! 1643 02:14:04,380 --> 02:14:05,300 Let me go! 1644 02:14:10,990 --> 02:14:11,950 Look there! 1645 02:14:12,330 --> 02:14:13,210 Come! Follow me! 1646 02:14:22,800 --> 02:14:23,840 Come on! 1647 02:14:25,220 --> 02:14:26,190 Look there! 1648 02:14:28,910 --> 02:14:30,710 You go this way! You go that way! 1649 02:14:30,880 --> 02:14:33,220 And you go this way! - No, no! I will take this route! 1650 02:14:33,260 --> 02:14:34,010 Go! 1651 02:14:48,750 --> 02:14:49,710 Wow! 1652 02:14:51,140 --> 02:14:54,360 Inspector! Come here! 1653 02:14:54,650 --> 02:14:59,470 Look! My bus passengers have done a police officer's job! 1654 02:14:59,640 --> 02:15:05,290 I wish all young people would help their country like this. 1655 02:15:05,420 --> 02:15:08,560 Stop lecturing! We have to reach Goa! 1656 02:15:09,640 --> 02:15:11,690 Fine! Inspector, nab them! 1657 02:15:12,160 --> 02:15:14,000 Not me, nab them! 1658 02:15:19,940 --> 02:15:26,140 Madam! You two can flirt later! We have to reach Goa! 1659 02:15:26,470 --> 02:15:28,190 Let's go! 1660 02:15:44,980 --> 02:15:47,990 "Bombay-Goa! Bombay-Goa!" 1661 02:16:07,710 --> 02:16:10,100 "This is the journey of love." 114490