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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[rings bell]
Good morning, Miss Croner!
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For you, maybe.
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-Hi, Miss Miller!
-Hello, dear!
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Hi, Neville!
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What?
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-Hey, Bocarter?
-What?
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Uh… Wasn't that
a baby chimp in a cage
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I just saw in your front window?
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Yes!
And he cost a pretty penny, too.
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You can't keep that adorable animal
in a cage like that!
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It's… it's cruel!
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Who do you think you are
telling me what to do with my pet?
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Why am I even talking to you?
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So, we have to break him out of there.
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Oh! That poor little guy!
I'm in!
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Me too!
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Guys, I got this, all right?
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Now, first, we borrow a helicopter.
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Simon, you'll do the driving.
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Alvin, please don't do this!
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[Alvin] And while you hoverabove Bo's house,
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I lower myselfdown the rope ladder
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and use one of thosecircular glass-cutter things
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to cut a holein the front window.
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Then, bam! We grab the chimpand take him to…
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we take him to…
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An animal sanctuary.
And this is how we'll do it.
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So, first, Brittany,you go to the Humphrey's
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and create a distraction.
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When the butler cleans the cage,he puts the chimp in the pantry.
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Then, while Theodore and Eleanordistract Bocarter,
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Simon, Alvin and Iwill sneak in the back way.
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Now,time for Brittany's distraction.
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[smashes pottery]
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With the butler outside,checking on the noise,
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we have our chanceto free the chimpanzee!
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And that's that!
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A helicopter mission
would have been more fun.
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Let's get him out of the bag!
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That was fun!
Can we do it again?
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Neville?
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What were you doing
in the pantry?
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Nothing! I definitely
was not stealing treats!
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So where's the chimp?
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Maybe he's back in his stupid cage.
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I'm so sick
of talking about this monkey!
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Oh! This is terrible!
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I mean,
how do we rescue him now?
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[Neville] I can help.
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May I ask
why you would do that?
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He gets all the attention
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and no one wants
to play with me any more.
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Works for me.
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Um, Bo?
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-What, Neville?
-Would you play pirates with me?
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No.
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-Can I play doubles with you?
-No.
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-Are you smart?
-No.
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-Are you handsome?
-No.
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Hmm. Let's see,
what should I ask next?
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Do you like the colour red?
Green? Blue?
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Pink poop colour?
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No! No! No!
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Neville?
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OK. Let's get him out!
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Aw!
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Here, little guy.
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Aw!
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Oh…
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[sniffs]
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[sniffs]
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I was, uh,
saving those for, uh…
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well, you know, in case I ever
had a baby monkey in my room.
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-[door bell rings]
-Who's that?
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Well, well, well.
If it isn't my old friend Dave Seville.
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Funny running into you here.
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-I live here.
-Uh-huh.
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Well, I just came by to--
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-Why did you do that?
-Do what?
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You stepped in front of me
like you were hiding something.
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-[gasps] You are, aren't you?
-I'm not hiding anything!
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-Then why'd you do that?
-Do what?
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-You stepped in front of me!
-I don't know. Instinct?
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[gasps]
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It's Officer Dangus!
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Quick, guys!
We have to hide him! Fast!
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[shrieks]
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Can you please tell me
what this is about?
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Kidnapping.
Chimp-nabbing, technically.
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I don't know the technical term,
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but the Humphrey's
chimpanzee's gone missing,
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and they suspect foul play.
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The perpetrators can't be far,
so we're checking nearby houses.
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Oh, OK! Well, we certainly don't have
any chimpanzees around here.
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[shrieking]
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I got him! Oh!
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We have to get him to our place!
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[gasps] Quick! The zip line.
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You know, Seville,
I think the sound came from--
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What the…?
What was that?
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Aaah! Oh!
Oh, it's you, Officer Dangus. Sorry.
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I thought you were a burglar.
Are you OK?
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Ugh! Is this… Is this poo?
Uh-huh. OK.
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Well, it's a good tactic for burglars,
I will give you that.
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Please excuse me.
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[vomiting]
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Get out. Get out. Get out of me.
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And was that you
screaming just now?
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Oh, that? Yeah. I always scream like that
when I get startled.
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[imitates chimp's scream]
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OK! I've seen enough! Good day!
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Oh, thank you!
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Good news!
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The Save Our Wildlife association
can take him!
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[all] Yeah!
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Yeah, but, uh, well,
they can't be here for two days.
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[gasps] What are we gonna
do with him for two days?
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Give me my brush!
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Well, can we leave him here?
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What? No!
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This place is too small.
You've gotta take him back.
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We can't hide him from Dave
for two days!
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Ho, ho, ho! Yes.
I might have an idea.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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-[Theodore] He's acting crazy!
-What do you expect?
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He's meant to be in the wild.
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What are you gonna do,
teach him the ukulele?
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No, I'm going to calm him down.
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Good luck with that!
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♪ Stars, like diamondsShow off their lustre ♪
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♪ Maybe they're proudOf their place in the sky ♪
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♪ We can shine too ♪
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♪ Help me, I'll help you ♪
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♪ And when things get roughI will say this to you ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ It's OK ♪
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♪ We're friendsAnd we're in this together ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ It's OK ♪
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♪ We're friendsAnd we're in this together ♪
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♪ And that's howIt always must stay ♪
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Show's over! You should know
Neville can't keep a secret.
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-Give me back my monkey!
-[shrieks]
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No!
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[Jeanette] Oh, please!
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[Jeanette] Wait!
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Bo, stop!
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Well, I can't believe it!
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You're right, Bo!
Our neighbours are thieves!
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Uh-uh! We are not!
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He's my property
and you took him.
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All right! Anyone explain
what the heck is going on?
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Officer,
perhaps you can help us solve
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the definition of "property"
to these young, uneducated minds?
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What did you say?
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I didn't understand
half of what you just said.
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I'm here to hand over
a list of citations and fines
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on behalf of this furry ball
of frustration over here.
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Kidnapping a baby,
disturbing the peace, littering,
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throwing diapers
in the faces of innocent people.
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Yeah, that happened!
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Now, wait a minute,
our chimp was taken from us
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during the time
of these infractions.
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We can't be held responsible.
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But I helped!
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I said, "Please take this monkey
away from me and my brother!"
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I don't want him, Daddy!
I don't like him!
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Quiet, Neville.
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Oh! So you are responsible then!
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-No!
-Not my monkey, not my problem?
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Guess what? It is!
Boom! Busted, sucker!
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Go on! Take him!
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-But, Daddy--
-Quiet!
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Fine,
but I'm not happy about this!
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Come on,
let's get you outta here!
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Hi, little one.
Would you like to come with me?
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Wait!
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I want you to have this.
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[Theodore] Oh, I…
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-I miss him.
-[Eleanor] Me too.
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[all] Yeah.
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Guys, look! The wildlife
sanctuary has video cameras!
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[music playing]
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[gasps] Is… is that him
playing the ukulele?
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Yep!
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Well, that sounds great!
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I'm so flattered
you thought of me.
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Between you and me,
I've always wanted to try standup!
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-Who… who's he talking to?
-I don't know.
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-[whispering] Dave! Dave!
-Go away!
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Oh! Not you, Miss Smith!
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He's talking to Miss Smith!
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-Stop it!
-Dave! Dave! Dave!
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OK. Well, I'll see you
next Tuesday night, then.
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And I will be there
with bells on!
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[laughs]
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No? All right. Bye!
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Bells on…
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Well, you are looking at the next MC
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for the parent charity auction!
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Wow! That's amazing!
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What's an MC?
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I'll be hosting the show,
Theodore.
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And Miss Smith asked me
to do a little comedy routine.
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What? No! No! Dave, you have
to be funny to do a comedy routine!
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No joke!
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[laughter]
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-No joke…
-Dave, this is serious!
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You got to be good and this stuff
doesn't come naturally to people.
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Look, Alvin, I'm nervous enough, OK?
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I don't need you
making me more uptight.
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Dave. Dave. Dave.
You see, that nervous feeling,
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you know,
that nervous feeling is your instinct
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telling you not to do this!
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You know how you always tell me
to listen to my instincts?
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No! No, Alvin. I tell you
not to listen to your instincts!
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OK, I guess I wasn't listening.
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But, Dave, the point is--
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No, the point is
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I'm going to do this
whether you like it or not.
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Dave, Dave, I say this
from the bottom of my heart.
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You're just not funny!
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Oh, really?
Well, tell me this…
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What do you call cheese
that's not yours?
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I don't know! Someone else's?
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Nacho cheese!
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Ha! Ha! Nacho cheese!
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[laughter]
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That's good.
That's… that's really funny.
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Who's cheese is this? Nachos!
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[laughs] That's… that's funny.
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Dave, Dave,
you're gonna be good!
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Simon, Simon,
I'll give it to you straight.
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Dave is about to make a huge,
colossal mistake!
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Well, I'm all for it.
He'll make a great MC.
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Wait a minute.
You really think that?
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-Yes, I do.
-OK. All right.
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Let's try this then, OK?
Both of you now just close your eyes.
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It's the night
of the performance,
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the place is packed
and they really want to laugh.
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But then, Dave tells themhis first joke…
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So, what do you callfake spaghetti?
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An impasta!
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[someone coughs]
253
00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:46,080
Hey, did you hear aboutthe restaurant on the moon?
254
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:49,520
Great food, but no atmosphere.
255
00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:51,680
[man] You're not funny!
256
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:53,120
I am too!
257
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,360
Hey, stop it!
258
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,920
But… but where
did they get the tomatoes?
259
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:01,040
And… and how did they even know
to bring tomatoes?
260
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:03,080
Will you just forget
about the tomatoes?
261
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,600
He won't be bad,
he just needs some help.
262
00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,800
-And we can help him.
-I'm with Theodore on this one.
263
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,200
Don't you guys understand?
264
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,960
I'm just trying to do
what's best for Dave!
265
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,400
What do you get
when you cross a--?
266
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,040
Oh! Hey, Theodore.
I'm just practising.
267
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:21,960
Well, I brought you some things.
You know, in case you choke.
268
00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:24,200
-Choke?
-Yeah, you know,
269
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,160
get so nervous
that you forget everything
270
00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,360
or… or if no one laughs
at your jokes
271
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:32,560
and then you're in front
of all those people
272
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:35,800
-and you start sweating--
-Thank you, Theodore. I get it.
273
00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:37,920
-What is it?
-Funny props!
274
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,960
Put these on, Dave.
275
00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,640
Ha, ha, ha! Oh, Dave!
276
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,200
That's… that's hilarious!
277
00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,720
OK. OK.
Now… now move like this.
278
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,280
Oh! No. Thank you.
279
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,160
No, no, no.
Come on, Dave. Just try it.
280
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:54,480
Oh, all right.
281
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,560
Ha! That's…
282
00:14:56,640 --> 00:15:01,240
[laughing] that's gonna be
a crowd pleaser. I promise you!
283
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,200
Ha, ha, ha!
284
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,800
-What's so funny?
-Look! Dave! Dave, do it!
285
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,800
-Do it again!
-[groans]
286
00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:10,720
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
287
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,280
It doesn't…
it doesn't get old! Ha, ha!
288
00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:18,280
OK, no. Uh-uh.
That's not happening.
289
00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,120
Yeah. Give me the box, Dave.
290
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:22,920
Um, Dave,
291
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,760
why don't you just
practise the jokes you have?
292
00:15:25,840 --> 00:15:28,240
Guys, come on,
it's not that big a deal!
293
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,680
OK, then do it.
294
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,040
OK, OK, fine.
295
00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:33,080
Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
296
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:34,400
-Out ya go.
-What?
297
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,560
We only want positive energy.
298
00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,640
Is that what you'll say
to the audience?
299
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,760
It'll be a lot better for Dave
without your negative comments.
300
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:44,960
Wait! Wait! Wait! I'm trying
to save him from himself!
301
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,400
[Chipmunk song playing]
302
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,560
No!
303
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,920
Hello! Hello!
Police Department?
304
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,680
Yes! Yes! I'd like to report
a stolen car!
305
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,840
What? What?
What's the licence plate?
306
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,440
Oh, hold on, hold on.
307
00:16:57,520 --> 00:17:00,560
A34 AWK.
308
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,840
And please hurry!
309
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,720
I think he's going towards the school,
like, now!
310
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,960
Alvin? Alvin? Are you in here?
311
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,640
Come on! We have to leave now!
312
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,000
Guys, there's still time.
313
00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,240
We can't let Dave
get up on that stage!
314
00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,000
He's gonna be so hurt
when he bombs!
315
00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:17,200
Alvin, he's doing this for us.
316
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,800
What? No, he's not!
317
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:23,839
He… he told us he was really afraid
and very nervous,
318
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:28,760
but if he didn't get on stage
and, you know, face his fear,
319
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,280
then he couldn't expect us to.
320
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:35,080
He said,
"Failing is just a… a…"
321
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,920
-Step.
-Right. "…to, um…"
322
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,400
-Success.
-Yeah! Yeah!
323
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,000
If you don't let it stop you.
324
00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,840
Oh! Never thought of that.
325
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,920
Guys, come on.
We've got to get going.
326
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,960
Dave! It's gonna be great!
327
00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:50,560
Oh, thank you, Alvin.
I hope so.
328
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:54,640
It will! It will! And no matter what
anyone says, you're the best! OK?
329
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:55,560
So, come on!
330
00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:57,400
Well… Thanks.
331
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,360
Alvin, you shouldn't text and drive.
332
00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:04,280
Theodore, come on.
That's for the driver.
333
00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:06,720
I need to check
on a homework assignment here.
334
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:10,840
Ha, ha, ha! Homework, right.
So, who's the unlucky girl?
335
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,760
"Disregard earlier call."
336
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,360
-Give it back!
-Ooh! Ha, ha! It must be love!
337
00:18:16,440 --> 00:18:19,000
-[arguing]
-[police sirens]
338
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:20,760
Guys! Knock it off!
339
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,440
[policeman] Stay in the vehicle!Do not move!
340
00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,160
Well, well, well.
341
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,440
If you'd have told me
that Dave Seville
342
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,800
would be stealing cars
and teaching his kids to be thieves,
343
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,880
I'd be like, "No way, José!"
But it's right in front of my eyes!
344
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,600
Actually, Officer,
there's been a terrible mistake.
345
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,000
You! Shush!
346
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:45,600
-This is a rental car!
-Uh-huh. The old "rental car" excuse.
347
00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,240
Like I never heard that before.
348
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,560
Officer Dangus,ignore the alert.
349
00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,840
We received a textfrom the car rental.
350
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:56,000
OK, well, sometimes the rental car excuse
is a good excuse.
351
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,520
That was the text
you were writing? "Disregard call"?
352
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,440
You called the police on Dave?
353
00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:03,240
[everyone shouts at Alvin]
354
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,000
Guys! I know it's wrong.
I should be grounded!
355
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,960
But I was just worried Dave would
get hurt when he bombed on stage!
356
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:11,840
Stage? What stage?
357
00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,000
I'm MC'ing
a talent show tonight.
358
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:17,240
-In fact, I'm gonna be late!
-Follow me! I'm on it!
359
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,480
[siren blares out]
360
00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,600
OK. OK, everyone,
settle down.
361
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:26,200
Settle down… Quiet!
362
00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,400
[silence falls]
363
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:33,560
And please give a warm welcome
to our new host, David Seville.
364
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,000
[applause]
365
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:39,360
Um… OK, um… Here it goes.
366
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:40,960
Oh! Oh! Oops!
367
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:44,240
-Tell us a joke!
-Getting… getting to that.
368
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,920
Just… just gimme
a second here.
369
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:50,000
Officer Dangus,
can you check everyone
370
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,400
and make sure
they didn't bring in tomatoes?
371
00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:53,600
OK. OK.
372
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,960
So, Theodore asked me
the other day,
373
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:59,160
"Um, can I have a book mark?"
374
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,200
I mean, you can imagine
I was, you know, really hurt,
375
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:05,040
because after
all these years together,
376
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,560
you know,
he still doesn't know my name!
377
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,360
-Ha!
-[someone coughs]
378
00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:13,960
You know, like… as if he was
confusing my name with Mark.
379
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,800
-Yeah, no, we got it!
-Hey! Hey! Be nice!
380
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:20,000
Yeah, yeah, you know,
uh, funny… funny story,
381
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,960
you know, uh…
my drummer friend and his wife
382
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,320
had twin girls
383
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:27,160
and, uh, well, you know…
384
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:31,080
So, their names are,
Anna One, Anna two…
385
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,840
-[chuckles nervously]
-Ha!
386
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,600
[yawns]
387
00:20:34,680 --> 00:20:36,560
Um, OK… uh,
388
00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,800
hey, so…
I gotta tell you guys, um…
389
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:44,240
I'm a little frazzled already,
and my son Alvin
390
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,200
was so embarrassed
by the fact that I was gonna do this,
391
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,720
that he… well,
he called the cops to arrest me.
392
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:52,640
[eruption of laughter]
393
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,280
-Ha, ha, ha!
-Yes! Yes! But I can explain.
394
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,680
-Sit down.
-And then there was this time
395
00:20:57,760 --> 00:21:02,160
he was hiding a dog in the house
and when I stepped in its poo,
396
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,000
he blamed it on Theodore.
397
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,720
[laughter]
398
00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:09,240
Theodore was so afraid
I'd bomb tonight
399
00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:12,680
that he wanted me to have
something to fall back on.
400
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:14,560
Let me show you
what he gave me.
401
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,120
[laughter]
402
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,920
And he told me
to walk like this.
403
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,240
[laughter]
404
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,360
Ha! See? See? They're laughing!
405
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,880
This is rich!
I've waited a long time for this.
406
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,000
Tell everyone about that time
Alvin borrowed your credit card
407
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,520
-and bought that boat!
-Wait. Hold on. What?
408
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:33,760
He doesn't know about that,
Cheesy!
409
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,280
Uh… never mind!
410
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,000
OK, guys.
Everyone, say it with me now…
411
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,200
[all] Alvin!
412
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
413
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,400
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
414
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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