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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[Dobkins] Come on, everyone,
let's pick up the pace!
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I said pick [whistle blow]
up [whistle blow]
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the [whistle blow] pace!
[very long whistle blow]
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You'll never beat me,
young Padawan. I--
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-Ow!
-Hey! Get over here!
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This stuff is not for play time!
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-It… it's not?
-No!
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This equipment
is for the fitness challenge next month.
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Does that sound fun to you?
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Well… well, maybe.
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Well, it's not!
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This test is the most important
thing you've done
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in your puny little lives
up until now.
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Seriously?
I mean, how do you even know--?
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Stop talking!
This test is going to rank us
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against every school
in the country,
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so I need everyone
to bring their A game! Got it?
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I'm mainly talking to this general area
right here.
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OK, let's do this!
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Alvin, I'm scared.
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What… what if my best
isn't good enough?
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And… and this is
the most important thing I've done
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in my puny little life
until now.
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Theodore, look me in the eyes.
OK. No. Over here. OK.
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You're gonna be fine
whatever happens. OK?
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OK.
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-[blows whistle]
-Aaah!
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[straining]
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Ow!
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[straining]
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OK. OK. Um, you know,
it'll be a bit harder than we thought.
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OK, Theodore, Cheesy,
come with me.
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Sit down. All right.
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Currently,
you two are a liability
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and unfit to participate
in the fitness challenge.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying?
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-What? I wasn't listening.
-What did you say?
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I stopped listening
after "unfit."
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Are you saying
we can't play with everyone else?
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That's what I'm saying.
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But you get to have
your own special training in here.
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Well, what if we don't want
special training?
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"What if we don't want
special training?"
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Then you should've passed
the fitness tests we just had.
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So, if I pass the fitness tests,
I can join the class again?
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Yes. Exactly.
But you didn't. So you won't.
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All right, here we go.
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Pay attention and do
what the instructor tells you to do.
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-Got it?
-OK. So, wait! I have one more question.
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Hi, and welcome to my advancedtraining for the weak!
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Don't worryyour tired little heart,
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this is the latest workouttechnology on the market.
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No, it's not.
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Everyone ready? Let's begin.Bend down. Stand up.
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OK. Come on, Cheesy.
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I'm good, thanks.
But you're doing great. Keep it up.
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Bend down. Stand up.
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Uh… Sir? We did that already.
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Bend down. Stand up.
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-But…. uh… sir?
-No, Theodore, it's a loop.
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Never mind,
you'll figure it out.
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Squat thrusts are really fun,even if they're really hard.
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So, down and up. Down and up!
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-What's going on, Theodore?
-[mouth full]
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I… I have to do
these exercises,
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because the coach
won't let me back in the class
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unless… unless I get better.
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Theodore,
I'm sure that's not true.
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-Yeah-huh!
-Up and down, up and down,
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up… down, up…
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OK, OK, hold on. Just a sec.
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Um… let me call the coach.
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Hi. Hi. Coach Dobkins?
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This is David Seville,
Theodore's father.
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Why am I not surprised?
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E-E-Excuse me?
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Listen, I've been around
for a long time, pal,
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and I know why you're calling.
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You want to know why your kid
isn't on the fitness team.
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Am I right?
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What… what did he say?
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Hold on. Hold on.
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Well, yes, yes. But, um…
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shouldn't Theodore
be with his classmates?
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-No, he shouldn't. You know why?
-No.
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Because of parents like you.
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You're all the same.
You call, complain about this and that,
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but you don't do anything about it.
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Your new-fangled parenting stylealways lets us teachers
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do the hard workof raising your kids,
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when you should be the ones
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helping your kidsachieve their goals.
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-Well, but, I…
-Glad you understand!
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Good chat. Bye-bye.
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Am I…
am I back in class, Dave?
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Oh, well… not yet.
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But if this is something
you're really serious about,
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you know,
we can work on it together.
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Oh! Thank you!
Yes, I'm very serious about it!
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OK, good.
But it's gonna be hard work.
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I know. I… I can do it!
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-[Theodore] I can't!
-Yes, you can.
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Just pull up with your arms
and push with your feet.
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I… I can't go higher, Dave!
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-Yes, you can.
-[struggling]
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I'll never make it.
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Theodore,
you can't give up this quickly.
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Come on, let's go again.
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Yeah, yeah, OK.
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But just a…
just a little rest?
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-Theodore, come on! Let's go!
-[Alvin] Ahem!
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Dave?
Take a walk with me, huh?
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-I'm in the middle of training.
-Have you got a minute?
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Fine. Just make it quick, OK?
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OK, so, in my vast experience
as an athlete, a student
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and, well, you know,
just all-round great communicator--
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Get to the point, Alvin.
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OK, here's the point.
You won't motivate Theodore
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by screeching
like an army sergeant.
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I was not screeching.
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Now, if you really want
to motivate Theodore,
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show him how it's done.
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Wait.
You want me to climb the rope?
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-Well, I don't know. Can you?
-Of course I can!
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OK, Theodore. Now just watch,
OK? It's not that hard.
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And… here we go!
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[straining]
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Good on the struggling.
You got that down.
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Now, let's climb the rope.
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OK, OK. [panting]
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Grip… grip was just wrong.
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OK. Now… now here it goes.
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-Really inspiring, Dave.
-Thank you, Alvin.
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Now…
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OK. Hey, Theodore. You know,
I think it'll be even better if we…
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we work out together.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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[Dobkins] All right, everyone,
gather around.
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To my right is Mr Hoover.
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He'll be reporting our results
for the fitness challenge,
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so don't let me down.
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-Ahem!
-Ha, ha, ha! I'm joking!
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But, seriously, try your best,
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and then try even harder
than that. All right?
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Everyone, get out there!
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No, no, no.
What are you doing here?
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Get in your special class!
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I… I don't want to go
to my special class!
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I want to be with everyone else!
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Uh, sorry.
I'm sorry to interrupt.
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I just want to go on record
and say I'm totally cool
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with the special class
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and was actually
on my way there right now.
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So, thanks,
please don't change it.
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Look, Theodore's worked
his butt off and even beat me.
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He deserves to be here.
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With those scrawny
legs of yours,
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I'm not surprised he beat you.
But the answer is still "No."
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But you said
I could get back in the class
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if I passed the requirements,
remember?
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I never said when
you could re-join!
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Now, take a seat
and try again next year.
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You know what, Theodore?
Race anyway.
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Isn't that breaking the rules?
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Oh, I wouldn't say breaking.
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You know,
maybe there's a little bending going on,
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but it's OK this time.
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Hey, Theodore!
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Get set, get ready and… go!
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Hey!
Get back here! You can't race!
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Go, Theodore! Go!
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I said stop! Halt!
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Faster! Faster! Faster!
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Go! Go! Go!
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[all] Run! Run!
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Get down!
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All right, I'm confused.
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Is that star athlete
in your class or not?
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[panting]
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Yes.
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Impressive.
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OK, Seville.
You might have won this round,
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but you still broke
competition rules,
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and for that,
you got two weeks of detention.
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[gasps] Two weeks?
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Oh, I told him to run.
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If you're gonna punish anyone,
it should be me.
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Oh, really?
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[phone rings]
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This is detention, Seville.
No phones allowed!
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No, no, I know.
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I've just got an important call
I've gotta take.
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Mr Seville will have to call you back.
He's in detention.
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Dave, I can help you.
I know all about detention.
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-Quiet, Alvin!
-Coach, I'm trying to help you!
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[Dobkins] Alvin!
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[Alvin] OK, uh-huh…
this one feels like a winner!
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OK… hold on.
Oh, oh, oh, should I pick this one?
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No, no. OK, no.
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Ooh! This one, this one's
got good mojo, I can just tell.
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Oh! Where'd it go?
Oh, man, I had it right in my hand!
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Oh, just pick already!
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I'm getting to it.
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All right?
I can't just pick any country.
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Oh! OK, got a cramp.
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OK, let me just massage
my hand here for a sec.
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Alvin! [cacophony of protests]
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OK, here we go. And… done!
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Wait. Wait. What is this called?
I can't even pronounce this.
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Uz… Uz… Uzribitan?
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That's right, Theodore,
glorious, mysterious, Uzribitan!
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I… I don't know, Alvin.
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I… I really want
to do my report on Mexico.
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Theodore!
You don't have all the facts.
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You could go…
I mean, if you win,
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to the country
where cotton candy was invented!
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[gasps] Wow! That would be cool.
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Theodore, look,
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will I be sorry to give up
a great country like this?
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Yes, of course. But, you know,
I'm weighing that against,
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knowing how much
you love cotton candy.
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Yeah! And I know a lot
about cotton candy,
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-so this would be really--
-What are you doing?
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Alvin and I
are gonna switch countries
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so I can do my report
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on the land
that invented cotton candy!
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Oh, oh, uh-huh.
And where would that be?
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Uzribitan.
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Theodore, OK,
just keep your first pick.
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But I really like cotton candy!
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Wait!
Simon, what country did you get?
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China. And I'm not trading.
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-Nope. No, no. No, no.
-No!
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Not a chance.
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[laughing hysterically]
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Uh, I dunno. Whatcha got?
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Uzribitan, of course!
I mean, Cheesy, come on!
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They only write songs
about the best countries.
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♪ UzribitanYou clearly are the best ♪
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♪ Uzribitan, UzribitanWe are the best you bet ♪
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All right! Deal! I'll change it!
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I mean, any song that has best
twice in its first two lines
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has got to be pretty great.
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Wait.
Want to know what I got first?
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I'll take it!
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I'm heading out to the store.
Anybody need anything?
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-Yes!
-Yes!
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We need all this stuff
for our countries!
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Sorry, what? Your countries?
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Well, it's World Week.
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And we were each assigned
a different country
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-to embody for a week.
-Yeah.
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And whoever has
the best presentation
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gets to go to the country
with their family!
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Oh! Imagine going to Mexico!
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The best food
in the whole world!
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Oh, well,
besides China, you mean.
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Ho, ho! I am sure you mean
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besides the glorious
country of France!
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Wait a minute!
How did you end up with France?
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It came to me like a siren's song,
recognising its papa!
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The winner of the contest!
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The best cuisine, the best show.
It will be magnifique!
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Alvin, this is not
how French people act.
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Oh, is that right?
Do you live there?
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No, I don't think you do.
Oh, oh, oh… David.
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Please, grab me
a banquette while you are out!
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-He means a baguette, Dave.
-You know nothing!
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The proper pronunciation,
à la France, is banquette,
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you fool!
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Alvin, you are so annoying!
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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OK, so, Theodore,
this is the dish you prepared.
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Simon, this has to be yours.
And, Alvin, this is--
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[barking]
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Who… whose dog is this?
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Whose dog? My dog!
I borrowed it.
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No! Alvin, no dogs!
You know that!
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I told you, this is a French poodle!
Do you not speak English?
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OK, Alvin. OK.
Just stop now, OK?
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I want to practise
my presentation for Dave.
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Oh! Well,
I want to practise for Dave, too!
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Ni hao, Mr Seville.
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Ho, ho! Bonsoir, monsieur.
Allow me to show you--
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Buenas tardes, Señor Seville!
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I present you
some gourmet specialties
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from the great cuisine
of Mexico.
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Quesadillas con cilantro,
lime y sour cream.
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Oh, Theodore. It's delicious!
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00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,240
Yes. Yes.
Delicious. Delicious.
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00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:05,400
Now, please enjoy
my fresh spinach dumplings
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while I share with you
some historical facts
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about the Great Wall of China.
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Alvin, stop.
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As I was saying,
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the Great Wall
is over 2300 years old. And it… it…
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Alvin!
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And it spans
more than 13,000 miles!
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00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:25,440
Amazing, isn't it?
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00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:30,280
Anyway, it's made up of stone,
brick, wood and…
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00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:32,760
Would you just stop
with the accordion?
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Monsieur, while you are forced
to listen to this boring man,
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perhaps you would like to nibble
on some French delicacies.
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00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:45,840
Some French fries, perhaps?
Or… or some French toast?
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Oh, so much to choose!
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Yeah, yeah. OK.
So, first of all, French fries?
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Belgian! OK? They're Belgian!
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OK?
Just a little bit of facts here.
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00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:58,160
And French toast?
Actually American, all right?
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00:16:58,240 --> 00:17:01,120
Perhaps you have heard
about French high five?
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00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,880
-What?
-Hey, don't! No slapping!
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[Simon] Get back here!
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00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,119
Oh, good. They're gone.
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Would you like to try a tostada
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with black beans
and diced tomatoes?
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[Alvin] You can't catch me!
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Hey! Those took forever to make!
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00:17:20,079 --> 00:17:21,079
Oh, Theodore!
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[Dave] OK, stop, stop!
Everyone, stop!
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00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,079
Boy, Dave sure was mad.
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00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,240
He was out of his mind
with rage!
330
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,600
Would you please spare us
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your horrible impression
of a French accent?
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00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,520
I can't understand
half the things you're saying!
333
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-Maybe you should learn French!
-OK.
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00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:40,640
Now listen to me carefully,
OK?
335
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:42,960
You're not speaking French!
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00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,560
Guys, stop it!
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00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:48,520
Dave… Dave says
we have to learn to get along
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and… and represent
our countries with dignity.
339
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,280
I have nothing to represent!
340
00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,680
My whole presentation
is ruined!
341
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,640
Oh, your presentation is ruined?
Well, guess what?
342
00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:01,560
All our presentations
are ruined!
343
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:04,480
Well, because of you, Alvin,
we're all gonna fail.
344
00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,720
[Dave] Quiet!
345
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,360
Oh, wow. That's good.
346
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:14,720
Lo mein with guacamole…
actually, it's not bad.
347
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:19,560
And this tortilla
with brie and sesame sauce?
348
00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,720
Oh! Hey, not bad either!
349
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:25,280
Oh, guys,
I think we could make this work.
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00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:28,400
[bagpipes]
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00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:36,240
Thank you, Eleanor,
for that spirited dance
352
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,640
from the lovely country
of Scotland.
353
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,440
Yes, very nice!
354
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,840
And now
for our last presentation…
355
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,800
Oh! Oh, this is unusual.
356
00:18:47,880 --> 00:18:50,480
Instead of
one country represented,
357
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there will be three together.
358
00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:56,840
The Seville brothers with China,
Mexico and France.
359
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,560
Alvin, the song's not ready!
We can't--
360
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,440
We'll just have to wing it.
Now, follow my lead!
361
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,480
Wait!
362
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,200
Hi.
363
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,520
♪ It seems like the worldShould be getting along ♪
364
00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,000
♪ Along ♪
365
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,320
♪ So I wrote this kind of hopeful song ♪
366
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,440
♪ It's a metaphor ♪
367
00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,200
♪ Where the planet is the houseThe rooms are the countries ♪
368
00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:22,520
♪ And the people are the leadersOf the people in each country ♪
369
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,480
-♪ Yeah, yeah ♪-♪ Are you with me? Yeah ♪
370
00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:29,360
♪ Metaphorically'Cause the house needs attention ♪
371
00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,880
♪ And the roommates are fighting ♪
372
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:33,440
♪ Hey!Whose dirty dishes are these? ♪
373
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,600
♪ We don't see eye to eyeWe gotta work together ♪
374
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,880
♪ I did the dishes last night, jeez! ♪
375
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,240
♪ Why can't we both do the dishes? ♪
376
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:44,120
-♪ Do the dishes, do the dishes ♪-♪ Yeah ♪
377
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:47,040
♪ Or better yetIn case we forget ♪
378
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,560
♪ How about we all do our dishes? ♪
379
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,720
Dishes? Are they saying dishes?
380
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,600
♪ Then we won't ever have dirty dishesYeah ♪
381
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:57,600
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
382
00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,680
♪ That's what my wish is ♪
383
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,760
♪ How about we share?Do what's fair? ♪
384
00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:03,560
♪ Be a good mateTake time to care ♪
385
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:05,400
♪ What did you leave in the sink?A hair? ♪
386
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:07,080
♪ Oh, sorryI forgot I left it there ♪
387
00:20:07,160 --> 00:20:09,800
-♪ La, la, la, la ♪-♪ Who ate the grapes? ♪
388
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:13,440
-♪ Uh-oh! Do… do you care? ♪-♪ Yeah ♪
389
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,120
♪ Why can't we share? ♪
390
00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,560
[rapping] We be fighting
and biting and writing online…
391
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,880
I think we might be
getting off track.
392
00:20:20,960 --> 00:20:22,680
Come on, guys,
let's bring it on back.
393
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,800
♪ You got to cooperateTo navigate together ♪
394
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:30,560
♪ 'Cause we all share a homeAnd we will forever, until time ♪
395
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,440
♪ You got to cooperateTo navigate together ♪
396
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:35,320
-♪ 'Cause we all share a home ♪
-Alvin!
397
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,440
♪ And we will foreverUntil time ♪
398
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:40,720
-The song's over!
-♪ Until time… ♪
399
00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,400
-Stop!
-♪ Until time… ♪
400
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,440
Let's go! Now!
401
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,440
-♪ Until time-- ♪
-Stop!
402
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:51,040
-Yes!
-[cheering]
403
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,360
Yes! Bravo!
404
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:57,280
All of your presentations
impressed me,
405
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,240
but first prize must go to…
406
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,320
Alvin, Simon and Theodore
Seville.
407
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,920
A triple tie for first place!
408
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,800
-Ho, ho! Yes!
-It seems Alvin Seville
409
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,640
was the first student
to draw his assignment,
410
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,960
so his entire family
will get a free,
411
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,640
all-expense-paid trip to…
412
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:21,320
Well, boys. Just like I said.
We are going to--
413
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,920
-Uzribitan!
-Wait. Wait. What?
414
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Oh! Land of cotton candy,
here we come!
415
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:29,520
He lied about that, Theodore.
416
00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:30,760
Wait. Wait. What?
417
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:34,400
Hey, if you guys need any advice
on how to avoid frostbite,
418
00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,600
or how to not get eaten
by a pack of bears,
419
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,720
or like what vaccines you need
to even get into the country…
420
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,440
[Alvin, Simon and Theodore] Alvin!
421
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
422
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,400
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
423
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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