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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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-What's wrong with Theodore?
-Well,
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it's the one-year anniversary
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of losing his lookalike
Theodore doll.
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Oh, right. Ugh!
Think he'll ever get over it?
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Oh, I… I hope so.
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Hey, Theodore.
How… how ya doing?
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I… I still feel so guilty.
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I… I didn't
hold on to him tight enough.
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[Theodore] He… he told mehe didn't like water,
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'cause…'cause he couldn't swim,
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but I… I took him anyway.
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[Theodore] Aaah! Oh, no!
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I'm gonna go now.
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[door bell rings]
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-Theodore Seville?
-Yes.
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"Sometimes,
when we go through hardships,
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we come out even more special."
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Oh! It's T2!
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Oh, T2,
I'm… I'm so happy to see you!
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What are you doing, Theodore?
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I've reunited T2
with his brothers
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so they can catch up.
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Oh! They're having the best time. Look!
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It's… it's like they were
never away from each other.
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Right. Yeah. Well, they're
obviously enjoying themselves.
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Yeah! Right?
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Let's not interrupt them.
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[owl hoots]
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-No!
-What? What's wrong?
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-Look! T2 moved!
-You mean he fell over?
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No. Why would he just fall over?
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Oh, well, probably
just exhausted from his trip
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and, you know, all
the excitement from the reunion.
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Oh, yeah. Well, maybe.
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Or he just fell over,
'cause he's a doll!
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OK.
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Come on.
You've had a very big day.
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Time for bed. Here you go.
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Are… are you comfortable?
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Good. OK.
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Now… now, remember, I'm right
here if you have a bad dream.
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[gasps] Where… where's T2?
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Oh… Who?
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Oh, there you are!
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What are you doing over here?
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Alvin, do… do you think
he moved by himself?
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Um, I'm gonna go with no.
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You might have moved him
in your sleep, Theodore,
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and, you know,
just don't remember.
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Or he walked there by himself.
The note said he was special.
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-Not that special.
-Well, you never know.
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OK, I'm going to leave now
to go downstairs for breakfast.
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What's your hurry, Theodore?
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T2's waiting.
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Wouldn't want to keep
T2 waiting.
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Look, Alvin, we have to accept
that Theodore is--
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[Theodore screaming]
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He… he moved! Again!
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Theodore, isn't that
where you left him?
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No, Alvin, it is not!
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I left him
on the edge of the trunk
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and now he's
in the middle of the trunk.
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I'm… I'm pretty sure
T2 is alive.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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Simon, we have got to set up
a sting operation to catch,
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you know, whoever is moving
Theodore's stupid doll.
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What about my stupid doll?
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We need to find out
who's moving him.
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Yeah, well, that's fine with me,
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because I'm going to prove
to you that T2 is alive.
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And he's brought
the other toys to life too
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with… with his superpowers!
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Are you out of your…?
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You know what I'll do?
I'll set up a night-vision camera
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so we can record T2
when we're sleeping.
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Oh, yes!
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[owl hoots]
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[Theodore gasps] He moved again!
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[gasps] Let's check the footage.
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It looks like something's
blocking the camera.
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Huh! It looks like T2 had one
of his doll friends cover the lens.
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That doesn't seem stupid.
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That seems pretty smart,
if you ask me.
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Ugh! This doesn't make sense!
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It makes perfect sense.
He's like Pinocchio.
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You know,
he was gone for a while,
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and then he had some hardships,
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and then he came back
to Geppetto
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and… and he was a real boy!
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OK, Theodore, I really need you
to pay close attention.
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T2 isn't a real boy. All right?
He's still a doll.
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I mean, cute,
looks like you and all that,
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but, if he were real,
he'd be eating and talking and--
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Well, he might not be talking,
but he's walking
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and he's getting all the other toys
to walk around too.
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He's real!
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You're nuts!
[in Spanish] Loco en la cabeza.
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He's a doll!
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Simon, he's right!
His doll is alive!
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You gotta do something!
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There's nothing to do, Alvin.
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Besides, I don't even know
why you're so freaked out.
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It's a Theodore doll.
If it were alive,
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we'd have more of Theodore's
sweetness in the house.
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Simon, don't be a fool!
Everybody has a dark side!
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Plus, this doll
came to us very mysteriously.
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Completely out of the blue,
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with a note attached to it
saying, "I'm special."
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And… and we have
no idea who sent it!
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We just know
it wasn't any of us!
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[screaming]
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OK, I think we can agree
that was a bit of an overreaction.
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Yeah. Yeah. Agreed.
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[shrieking]
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I… I… I…
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I guess this toy was leaning
on the first toy that fell.
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[doll speaking] Who wants to play?
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[screaming]
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Why are you guys screaming?
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We're just getting
a little freaked out.
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Yeah, yeah, so tonight we have
to find out once and for all
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what's going on!
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-How?
-We're gonna stay up all night
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and see what these guys do
when they think we're asleep.
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[snoring]
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Alvin. Alvin, are you awake?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm… I'm awake!
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But… but I just heard you snoring.
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That wasn't me. I don't snore.
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Guys, will you just be quiet?
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The toys have to think
we're asleep.
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Oh, I can't believe
I just said that.
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Come on, guys, I know
you can do it. Don't fall asl…
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Theodore, wake up.
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Huh?
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HELLO, THEODORE!
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I was supposed to wake Theodore.
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I never said
you could wake him up.
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-Yes, you did.
-No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did!
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[plane talking] Heads up!
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[locomotive hoots]
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Oh! This… this is fantastic!
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Did you guys
do this every night?
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Every night we fiesta
as if it is our last!
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Where is the music?
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[mariachi music]
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Where did they come from?
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They come from
across the street, Señor.
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But they party with us
every night! Arriba!
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[reindeer] Uh-oh!
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Intruder!
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Was I dreaming?
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[screams]
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-It's T2!
-[Alvin] I saw it! I saw it!
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I know! I know! I saw it too!
He's a real boy!
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Wait, wait… Jeanette?
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What… what are you doing here?
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Hello? Jeanette? We can see you.
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OK, well… let me explain.
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[Jeanette] See… Well, Theodore,when you lost your doll,
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I… I looked everywhere.And when I finally found him,
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I… I hid him in my backpack,
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because I couldn't let yousee him that way.
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Then what?
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Well… well, then,I… I did a lot of research
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and I found the mostskilled toy maker, who, well…
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who could fix your doll.
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It took him a whole yearto repair it,
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but when he finished,it was perfect.
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Almost.
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What do you mean, almost?
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The toy maker sent me
a note right after T2 arrived,
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saying he had made
a terrible mistake
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and begged me to correct it.
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Well, what's the mistake?
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Well, I hate to point it out,
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but the shoelaces
are the wrong colour.
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So I tried to replace them,
so I wouldn't have to send T2 back,
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but every time I tried,
something would go wrong
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or you would come into the room.
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Wait, wait… shoelaces?
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You terrorised us
over shoelaces?
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Well, he's a perfectionist.
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I guess I should have told you
that I was involved,
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but, you see,
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this way it seemed so much
more magical and mysterious.
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It's all right, Jeanette.
No harm done.
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No harm done?
Are you kidding me?
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I was terrified!
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-Thank you.
-Oh… You're welcome.
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OK. Well, good night.
Sleep tight.
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Oh! Sleep tight?
Should have thought of that
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before you snuck
into our bedroom
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-in the middle of the night!
-OK, OK.
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Can we just go to bed?
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[squeaks]
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-Whose is this?
-I don't know.
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-I've never seen it before.
-[chuckles] I have.
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Good night.
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I thought Dave said
you needed to fix this.
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No, Dave said
it needed to get fixed.
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[slurps] He didn't say by who.
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[loud ceremonial music]
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[clears throat]
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Ugh! It's too short!
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I wanted a carpet that could
reach the door! I've said that!
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My apologies, sir.
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Hey, Bocarter! What's the deal?
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-Halt!
-No, it's all right, Jeeves.
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He's just a harmless commoner.
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Commoner? What's that?
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Oh, well,
Bocarter thinks he's special.
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Ah! I know I am. I just took
a DNA test that proves
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I'm a descendant of King Henry
the V, one, one, one!
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[clears throat]
It's Henry the eighth, sir.
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Yeah, whatever.
King Henry the eighth.
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Yeah,
and I'm Abe Lincoln's grandson.
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The DNA test doesn't lie!
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Jeeves, prepare my tea
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and remove these urchins
from the property.
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-Everybody's special!
-[Bocarter] No, they're not!
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You want my DNA? What for?
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Bocarter sent his
to this company
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and learned he's Henry VIII's
great, great, great, great,
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grand-nephew
three times removed.
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I want to make sure
you're special too.
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No, Alvin. It's ridiculous.
I'll go for my run
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and I'm pretty sure
you've got homework.
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Why won't Dave just give us
a little, tiny,
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itty-bitty piece of saliva,
so we can do the DNA test?
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[Alvin] Dave could be a kingof some island paradise!
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-Making us awesome princes.-[Theodore] Really?
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[Alvin] Or Dave could be relatedto some famous astronaut
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and we could fly aroundin spaceships!
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[Theodore] Oh, boy!
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[Alvin] Or he could be the heirto a huge fortune
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and we could getanything we want!
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[Theodore] That would be so cool!
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We have got to get Dave's DNA!
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-Are you in?
-I'm in!
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00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,640
[Chipmunk song playing]
251
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,240
Ho, ho, ho!
All we have to do now
252
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,800
is mail it in
and wait for the results.
253
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,200
This one's heavy.
254
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,000
What you got in here,
a box of bricks?
255
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:18,080
Oh, sorry about that.
256
00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:20,600
I ordered a new set of knives.
257
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,560
-Now?
-Wait for it…
258
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,560
And… go for it!
259
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,960
Dave! Dave!
Did… did my letter arrive?
260
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:33,880
-Oh, what letter is that?
-Oh… uh… you know.
261
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,960
I, uh,
a letter from… someone.
262
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,560
Does someone have a name?
263
00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:41,160
Oh! Uh… Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
264
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,360
He… he's… he's my pen pal.
265
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:49,080
And… and his name is…
Oh! Pen… Pen Pal… Yeah!
266
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,760
Oh! Oh! Here it is! Bye!
267
00:14:53,520 --> 00:14:56,080
So, what does it say?
268
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:58,160
-Are we kings?
-OK, let's see.
269
00:14:58,240 --> 00:15:00,400
"Dear Mister,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah…
270
00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:02,800
We've linked you
to these historical figures
271
00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:05,480
with the same genome
sequencing… blah, blah…"
272
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,120
Dave's from Mister Blah Blah?
273
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:11,560
Ugh! No, Theodore.
We're gonna need a translator.
274
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,800
Wait, wait, wait.
You sent in Dave's DNA sample?
275
00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,600
Simon, OK, will you just put
your outrage aside for a second?
276
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,280
We just want to know
if Dave owns a castle
277
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,400
or is a ruler
of some island nation.
278
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,600
Nope. I refuse.
Not interested. Nope.
279
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,080
Oh, OK.
So, let me just get this straight.
280
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:28,960
You're telling me,
as a scientist,
281
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,800
you're not the least bit curious
282
00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:34,120
as to what these very scientific
results can tell us?
283
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,400
You'd rather stay in the dark,
would you?
284
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:39,840
Huh? Uh… Yeah. Yeah.
Stay in the dark!
285
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:43,320
And… and it's really,
really dark too.
286
00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:44,920
Oh, gimme that.
287
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:50,920
Oh… We'll show Bocarter
who's king around here!
288
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,360
So, what does it say?
289
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,120
Oh. Um… Oh, Theodore,
290
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,720
um, would you mind getting me
a glass of water, please?
291
00:15:57,800 --> 00:15:59,360
Uh, OK.
292
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,280
I didn't want him to hear this,
293
00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:04,600
but according
to the DNA results,
294
00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:08,080
Dave is a direct descendant
of… Jack the Ripper!
295
00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:11,240
Wait. Wait, Simon.
Did you say Jack the rapper?
296
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,000
Dave's actually a rapper?
297
00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,520
No, Alvin. He's not a rapper.
298
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,200
He was a serial killer
in Victorian London.
299
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,280
Then why was he called
Jack the Rapper?
300
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:21,600
Ripper! The Ripper!
You're missing the point!
301
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,040
Dave's ancestor
was a deranged killer!
302
00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,320
Oh, you caught…
We were just having a little joke.
303
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:31,680
You know, ripper, rapper…
[chuckles]
304
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:36,360
Really? 'Cause… 'cause
it didn't sound like a joke.
305
00:16:36,440 --> 00:16:40,400
Oh! Sure it was!
Dave's ancestor's a serial killer.
306
00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:42,400
Oh, please.
Oh, that's a good one.
307
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,000
I know! I know! Funny, right?
308
00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:48,000
So Dave's ancestors
liked knives.
309
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:49,440
I mean, big deal!
310
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,000
That was like a thousand years ago
in the Viking era.
311
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,360
It wasn't Viking times.
It was Victorian.
312
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,400
And more like a 120 years ago.
313
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,600
Oh, no!
314
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,680
But, Theodore, just because
one of Dave's ancestors
315
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,960
was a bad person, you know,
we know Dave isn't!
316
00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,240
Do… do we, though?
317
00:17:05,319 --> 00:17:08,480
Dave just ordered
a new set of knives.
318
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,079
That's right. That's right!
What about the experiment where,
319
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,359
you know, old family DNA
can strike at any minute?
320
00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:17,160
Not remotely what I said.
321
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:19,160
You know, one day,
you're just you,
322
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:22,200
poor, unsuspecting soul,
going about your own business,
323
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,119
mowing the lawn,
and the next, bam,
324
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:28,119
here comes the old family DNA
turning you into a monster!
325
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:29,880
-Hey, guys!
-AAAH!
326
00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,720
Will you guys just relax?
327
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,760
Just want to let you know dinner
will be a bit early tonight,
328
00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,720
-so that I can go for my run.
-What happened to you?
329
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,960
Oh! Oh, this?
330
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:42,000
I just cut myself
sharpening the kitchen knives.
331
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080
[gasp]
332
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,440
Theodore, you forgot the knives.
333
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,280
Did I? Yeah, I… I guess I did.
334
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:53,280
Yeah! I mean,
it's not like we need 'em, Dave.
335
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:54,560
Right, you know.
336
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,920
And, well, hard to believe that,
you know, the edge of a spoon
337
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,960
is equally effective at cutting.
338
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,880
I'm getting the knives.
339
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,200
We got rid of the knives.
340
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,600
-Wait. What?
-We got rid of them, OK?
341
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,200
They're just… they're gone.
342
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:11,440
Because they…
they needed cleaning!
343
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:14,720
-Oh! So, you're cleaning them?
-Well, uh, you know…
344
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,120
technically,
Miss Miller's cleaning them.
345
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:19,520
-Miss Miller?
-Miss Miller.
346
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:21,440
You know. Next door.
347
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,520
We gave her the knives to clean,
so…
348
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:27,480
-so they'd be out of the house!
-No, no, Theodore.
349
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,880
Remember? It's because
they were dirty. That's why.
350
00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:35,320
This is almost
as good as a knife.
351
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,440
Oh, no! It… it is?
352
00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,920
Aaah! What was that?
353
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,640
Probably just a power surge.
354
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,000
I saw on the news
a weather front was rolling in.
355
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,840
Gonna be lots of fog.
356
00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,680
Anyway,
I'm gonna go for my run now.
357
00:18:52,640 --> 00:18:56,440
What do you do out there every night…
when you go for a run?
358
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,000
I… I… I run.
359
00:18:58,080 --> 00:19:01,600
Must be nice to run in the fog,
where no one can see you.
360
00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,000
It's… it's OK.
361
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:06,440
I imagine lots of stuff
can happen in the fog.
362
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,080
That no one ever sees.
363
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,280
Right, well, look…
Anyway, guys, I'll be back soon.
364
00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,560
And, Alvin,
pick up your bike, please!
365
00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:16,040
It's just laying
on the sidewalk.
366
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,400
-We have to call the police!
-Just hold on a minute!
367
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,000
We can't turn Dave in.
What if he's innocent?
368
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:28,120
Well, then, he'll have
nothing to worry about!
369
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,640
[phone rings]
370
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,400
Hello, what's your emergency?
371
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,440
Wait. I'm sorry. What?
372
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,840
[sirens]
373
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,280
Hurry!
374
00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:46,400
[rings door bell]
375
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,280
Well, hello, David.
376
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,440
Hey. Hey, Miss Miller.
Uh, this might sound weird,
377
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:55,440
but did the boys
bring my knives to your house?
378
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,520
Well, yes, they did.
379
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,600
David, are they OK?
380
00:19:59,680 --> 00:20:01,600
They were acting very strange.
381
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,600
So I assumed you were
all having family troubles.
382
00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:07,480
So, I made you
my favourite boysenberry pie.
383
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,320
Oh, now careful of those knives.
384
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:12,080
I'll carry the pie for you,
David.
385
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,800
OK, so you think
he went that way?
386
00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:18,120
-Yes. Definitely.
-Well, not… not definitely.
387
00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:20,760
-Or that way.
-[groans]
388
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,560
Oh, I hate this fog.
It's so hard to see.
389
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,400
We must be careful, David.
I don't want us to trip.
390
00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:28,960
Aaah!
391
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,720
Let's go!
392
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,760
-[Miss Miller] Oh!
-Aaah!
393
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,920
-Oh…
-[Policeman] He got Miss Miller!
394
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,040
Dave, no!
395
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,080
Ah! Ah! Ah! Remove seal!
Pepper spray! Aaah!
396
00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:43,360
-[Dave] Oh, no!
-[Miss Miller] Aaah!
397
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,840
So, Dave, look,
I just want to quickly apologise.
398
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,440
I may or may not
have overreacted.
399
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:52,520
-The boys got me all scared--
-Stop talking.
400
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:53,880
OK. Fair enough.
401
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,160
Miss Miller, if you want to come
with me, I'll walk you home.
402
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:03,960
Dave! Dave!
We've got some great news!
403
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,400
Really? What's that?
404
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,960
This letter just came
from the DNA testing site.
405
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,040
It seems that they mixed up
the lab results.
406
00:21:10,120 --> 00:21:12,880
Yeah!
Bocarter isn't a king any more!
407
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,480
And you're not related
to Jack the Dipper!
408
00:21:15,560 --> 00:21:17,120
It's Jack the Rapper, Theodore.
409
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:19,280
Uh, no, Alvin.
It's Jack The Ripper.
410
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:21,680
But, Theodore,
I already knew I wasn't.
411
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:24,120
Anyway, Dave, you know,
they say in the letter
412
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,680
they'll do a test for free.
413
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:27,560
No, Alvin. I'm not doing it.
414
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,160
But, Dave, don't you see?
415
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,640
You don't have to be
boring David Seville any more!
416
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:33,120
I'm not interested!
417
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:36,200
But you could be related
to the mother of dragons!
418
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:37,920
Alvin, seriously!
Just stop it!
419
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:40,960
-Please, reconsider!
-[Dave] Alvin!
420
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,560
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
421
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:47,400
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
422
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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