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♪ Watch out, 'cause here we come ♪
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♪ It's been a while,but we're back with style ♪
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♪ So get set to have some fun ♪
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♪ We'll bring you actionand satisfaction ♪
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♪ We're the Chipmunks ♪
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♪ Alvin, Simon, Theodore ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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[TV] That's because your inheritancegoes to Raoul!
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-No, it can't be!-Yes!
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[phone rings]
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-Hello?
-[Dave] Hey, Miss Miller.
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The boys behaving themselves?
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Yes, David, everyone's fine.
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-We'll see you tomorrow night.
-Sounds good.
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OK, dear.
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Where are you going, Theodore?
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I'm packing for the sleepover
we're all going to.
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You guys should be packing too.
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Oh, sorry Theodore,
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but I have a comic-book
convention this weekend.
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-I can't go.
-Oh, OK.
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But… but Alvin
will be there with me, so…
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Oh, yeah. No, no, sorry.
That's a no go, Theodore.
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Dave grounded me!
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OK, so… so, wait.
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Ne-- neither of you will be
going to this sleepover?
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No, no, no, Theodore. But…
but you'll be fine without us.
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-You'll have a bunch of friends there.
-Like… like who?
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-Well, um, you've got Kevin!
-Kevin's not my friend!
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-He's not?
-No.
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Last-- last week,
he said I only wear green…
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in… in front of everyone!
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Oh, well, I could see
where he might say--
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What about Warren?
Warren's your friend!
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Uh-uh!
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Warren… Warren never shares
any of his good lunches with me.
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Oh, guys,
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I've never been able to sleep
at someone's house without you.
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[Chipmunk song playing]
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Everyone already thinks
he's a total scaredy-cat.
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If he bails on the sleepover,
he's gonna be humiliated!
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Ugh! I know,
but I don't know what to do, Alvin.
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[car horn]
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Oh, that's my ride.
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Fine. I'll take care of it.
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What are you doing?
I-- I already told you.
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I-- I'm not going to Cheesy's
without you guys.
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Theodore, would you just calm down?
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Now, we're going to recreate a sleepover
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so you can see
how easy and fun this will be!
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OK, so first off,
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there's probably gonna be
some sort of cool light-sabre duel!
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Surrender now or taste my wrath!
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No! No! No! Never!
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Oh, better surrender!
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Surrender!
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Oh, he should've surrendered.
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Then, Cheesy and Bruce
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will challenge each other
to a bubble-gum blowing contest.
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Who's gonna win?
Oh, my goodness!
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Oh, I bet Bruce will win!
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Yes! Bruce won!
And Cheesy is mad.
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[Theodore] Yeah, Cheesy gets so mad.
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[Alvin] And now, a pillow fight ensues!
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"No! No!"
"Ho, ho! Yes!"
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-"Bam! I got you good!"
-"Bam!"
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-"I won't take it any more!"
-"Yes, you will!"
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Oh! I… I love pillow fights!
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And I'll take on all of you!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
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Come on, Warren, Bruce, Kevin!
I'll take ya all on!
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[Theodore] Ha, ha, ha! This is fun!
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So… what… what happens now?
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Now we pretend to be at a sleepover.
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How fun will that be?
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Now, pretend I'm Cheesy.
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[whispering] I… I want to go home.
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No, no, no, Theodore, Theodore,
we're not going home yet, OK?
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This is the easy part, OK?
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You just lay yourself down,
you close your eyes,
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you think happy thoughts
and you go to sleep.
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And, bam! In the morning,
the whole thing is over
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and you will have survived
your first sleepover!
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I… I want to go home!
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Theodore, you can do it.
It's just one night!
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Oh, I can tell
it's very important to you,
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so… [sighs]
I'll go to the sleepover.
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OK, so it's you, me, Warren,
Bruce and Theodore, right?
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Uh, yeah, basically,
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that's, you know,
everyone who's coming.
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[door bell, then banging]
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[Derek] Hey, losers! Open up!
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Derek's here? Why?
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Because my mom and his mom
are best friends
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and my mom invited him
and his mom is making him come!
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Oh, this is just great!
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We might as well
just wedgie ourselves now!
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Do you have a stinky sock
I can shove in my mouth
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while I'm being hogtied?
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[Derek] Hello?
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Hey, Derek! Door's open!
So glad you're here!
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OK, OK, so here's a scenario.
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We're at the movie theatre.
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Two seats down
is this really pretty girl.
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You've got a bucket of popcorn.
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Warren, what do you do?
I'll be the girl! Go!
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Ugh! Could this party get any lamer?
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We gotta prank someone
or something.
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Can't prank us.
We all heard you say it.
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Ho, ho, ho! Wait, wait.
Isn't Theodore coming?
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Thanks for taking me, Alvin.
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Don't-- don't forget
to keep your phone nearby, OK?
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'Cause… 'cause I'm going
to call you right at six.
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Yeah, yeah, six o'clock. Got it.
Um… Theodore, um…
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you have to get off the bike now.
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Yeah, I know.
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-I am.
-Yes, yes.
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You know, but, you know,
off the bike. OK?
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And… and go inside. Have fun.
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Yeah. I will.
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I was just thinking about that time…
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Remember that funny time
when Dave took us to the--
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Theodore, we're not telling
stories now, OK? Now go!
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Yeah, I know.
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Don't forget
that I'm calling you at six, OK?
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I won't forget!
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Now, please, just go
and have fun with your friends!
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Hello?
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Ch-- Cheesy? Guys?
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[woman's voice]
Oh, hello, Theodore!
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The boys are all up
in the attic. Go on up. Go!
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The… attic?
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OK.
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Hello? Ch-- Cheesy? Kevin?
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Aaah!
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Guys? Help!
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Oh! I-- I've got to call Alvin!
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Where-- where's my phone?
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-[growling and banging]
-Aaah!
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[growling]
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[imitates howling wolf]
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Oh, man, he's gonna be terrified!
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OK, OK, we did the prank.
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That was… that was really fun, Derek.
Super cool!
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But now let's get him out.
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Let him out?
We're just getting started.
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Now, how much toilet paper do you have?
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Um… Sorry, real quick,
not that this isn't super fun,
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but, um…
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wouldn't this maybe be more fun
if it was someone else's house?
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The rule is, you teepee
the house of the biggest loser,
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and that's you.
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Yeah, OK. Um… cool.
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That works out well, then.
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Hey, get more toilet paper.
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Oh, man. Are you seri--?
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OK. Great. You got it!
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Hmm. Theodore was supposed
to call at six.
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That's weird.
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[phone rings]
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Yeah, hello?
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Hey, hey, Cheesy.
Can I talk to Theodore?
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Well, OK, so that's the thing.
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Um… you can't, because, um,
because, um…
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[Derek] Hello! We need the toilet paper!
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Wait. Wait. Hold on.
Is that Derek?
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Uh, no. That was actually me.
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Sometimes I sound like him.
"Hey, where's the toilet paper?"
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I'm gonna go. See you on Monday,
OK, Alvin? Thanks. Bye!
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OK, something's not right.
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Ted, how tall would you say you are?
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Come on!
We gotta go save Theodore.
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[Alvin] It is hot in here.
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You know, I've changed my mind.
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If we could just stop for a second,
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I'd rather be on the top.
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[Bruce] It's too late to switch now.
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Will you guys be quiet?
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What?
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[hollow voice] Who wants to play?
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What?
That's Theodore's teddy bear.
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Aaah!
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[hollow voice] You wanna dance?
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What?
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[hollow voice] Let's dance.
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Um, no. I-- I-- I'm good.
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[sings creepy song]
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[Derek] Aaah! Get him off me!
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Someone help me! Get him off me!
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OK! We'll get Theodore!
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[Derek] Don't leave me!
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Theodore!
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We are so sorry, Theodore!
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How could Derek control
all of us? We're such losers!
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I'm so ashamed of myself!
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Teddy!
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And you're sure you don't want to stay?
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I mean,
we can play any game you want.
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Positive.
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We gotta get
one of those teddy bears.
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Guys! Get me down from here!
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Let's let him hang out for a while.
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Ha! Did you get it?
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[Cheesy] Guys, let's play light sabres,
then eat a bunch of bubble-gum
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and blow big bubbles.
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[Derek] Guys!
Get me down from here! Guys!
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[Alvin] Psst! Theodore, it's me.
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I know, Alvin.
Teddy's not this heavy.
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There. Good as new.
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You know, Theodore, I'm so mad!
They totally ruined this!
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Now you'll never want to go
to a sleepover.
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It wasn't so bad.
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I closed my eyes and sang songs,
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and I made up happy stories
in my head!
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Oh! Theodore,
that's as bad as sleepovers get!
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So if you can survive that sleepover,
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you can survive any sleepover!
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Yeah, I'll… I'll give it
another chance one day.
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Guys? Hello? Hey!
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[TV]
At the rock'n'roll hall of fame,
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performers were flankedby their bodyguards.
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Fortunately for John McCartney,his bodyguard was on hand
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when fans rushed the stage.
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[false note]
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I hate it!
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Hate it, hate it,
hate it, hate it!
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[hyperventilates]
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Dave, Dave, is this a good time?
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What does it look like?
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OK, great! So, I was watching
this big award show,
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which, by the way,
we should have been at.
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But, anyway, everyone had
their own bodyguard!
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And, I thought--
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We don't need a bodyguard.
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Now, please, Alvin.
I'm just trying to record.
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OK. All right, Dave, that's fine.
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I'll just put you down
as a maybe.
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All I'm asking for is a simple
bodyguard! I mean, come on!
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Every lead singer
has a bodyguard!
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I mean, if I don't have
a bodyguard, you know,
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it's like a cake,
a beautiful cake without frosting!
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-What? That-- that's terrible!
-Right! Right!
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Or a chocolate-chip cookie
without the chocolate chip!
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Oh, that would be a terrible cookie!
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Yes! Yes! I know!
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I'd be your bodyguard
if I could, Alvin.
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Oh, hey… That's a great idea!
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What? No!
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00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,600
S-- Seriously?
250
00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,040
I-- I didn't mean that, actually,
251
00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:31,560
because, Alvin,
I'm not strong enough.
252
00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:33,960
Theodore, that doesn't matter.
253
00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,440
What's important
is that you look the part.
254
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,160
I-- I don't know.
255
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:41,960
Don't bodyguards have to,
like, stand guard all the time?
256
00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,240
Theodore,
you're already with me all day.
257
00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,960
-That wouldn't change a thing.
-Well, yeah, I guess.
258
00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,440
It's just that, you know,
259
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,640
I'd be in charge of protecting you
260
00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:54,800
and keeping a lookout
all the time, and if anything--
261
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,800
Theodore, it's a win-win, OK?
262
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,120
I get my bodyguard and you,
263
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,680
you get to do
something really important!
264
00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,400
Yeah… OK.
265
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:11,240
And now, for the final touch,
your own personal ear… thingy.
266
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,120
-What's that for?
-Oh, oh.
267
00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:14,520
So… so we can stay in touch.
268
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,960
Go ahead! Talk into your sleeve.
269
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,120
Hello? Is anybody there?
270
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,080
Ho, ho! I am, buddy.
271
00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:24,880
-Pretty cool, eh?
-Yeah. No, no, it is.
272
00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:27,680
But besides these cool sleeve things,
273
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,760
I feel like I don't know what I'm doing.
274
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:33,440
Right, but that's why I got you
a little study material.
275
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:34,920
Here, here, sit… sit down.
276
00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,640
Everything you need to know
about bodyguarding
277
00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:39,280
is all right here.
278
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:42,520
Documentaries,
self-defence tutorials and…
279
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,280
[karate sounds]
some Bruce Lee movies.
280
00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:46,440
Ho, ho! Theodore,
281
00:13:46,520 --> 00:13:49,600
you have everything
a bodyguard could ever need!
282
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,320
[battle cries]
283
00:13:55,680 --> 00:13:58,360
Hey, Theodore, why are you
walking so far ahead of us?
284
00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:02,080
-I'm on point.
-That means he's on lookout.
285
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,400
And, Theodore,
keep up the good work!
286
00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,280
Oh…
287
00:14:10,720 --> 00:14:12,000
Ah!
288
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:18,720
All clear. Premises secure.
289
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:22,040
Theodore, I can't tell you
how much safer I feel, OK?
290
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,560
You are doing a great job!
291
00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:24,520
-[door opens]
-Aaah!
292
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,360
[Dave] Oh! Oh, sorry Theodore!
293
00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,880
Just want to let you guys know
I made you some snacks.
294
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,880
Thanks, Dave!
295
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,440
Um, Theodore,
gotta work on your reaction.
296
00:14:34,520 --> 00:14:35,560
Yeah, I-- I know.
297
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:37,760
Help yourself.
298
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,560
I read that a true bodyguard
samples the food first.
299
00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,560
You know, just in case.
300
00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,560
Uh, Theodore. I don't think
Dave poisoned our snacks.
301
00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:50,640
Yeah, yeah,
you're probably right.
302
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:54,200
But-- but you can never
really be too sure.
303
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,800
Oh. Oh, wait.
I-- I think I'm feeling woozy,
304
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,360
but I can't be sure.
305
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,280
I-- I better have another bite.
306
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,120
Simon, you know,
I should probably try a bite of--
307
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,560
Nope! Nope! Not getting mine.
308
00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:10,360
Yeah, OK.
309
00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,760
All clear.
310
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,920
OK, so, except for eating my snack,
311
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,840
you're doing a great job.
312
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,800
Glad to hear it, sir.
313
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,800
[gasps] Someone's coming!
314
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:26,120
It's Brittany!
315
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,040
She is not cleared for entry!
Do not let her in!
316
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:31,760
You shall not pass! I repeat!
317
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,680
You are not clear for entry!
Turn around--
318
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,920
Oof!
319
00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,280
Sorry, Theodore.
320
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:41,080
Alvin borrowed my hairdryer
and I want it back!
321
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,120
What would I do with your hairdryer?
322
00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:45,680
I don't know! Maybe you like
to blow it on your face
323
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:47,440
and pretend like you're flying!
324
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,240
Whatever! I want it back!
325
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,240
[Theodore] Run, Alvin!
326
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,160
Alvin, where is it?
327
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,640
It's in the bathroom!
328
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:58,240
You can let go now, Theodore.
329
00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,520
[sighs] I need backup.
330
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:02,640
[Theodore] Repeat after me.
331
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,440
[Kevin and Cheesy] Repeat after me.
332
00:16:04,520 --> 00:16:05,680
[Theodore] No, no, not yet.
333
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,280
[Kevin and Cheesy] No, no, not yet.
334
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:08,520
[Theodore] No, no, guys, wait.
335
00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:10,800
We're not starting yet!
336
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:13,200
OK, now we're starting.
337
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,280
Ready?
338
00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:17,920
I pledge to protect and defend
Alvin Seville
339
00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,920
from all harm and danger.
340
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,920
[Kevin and Cheesy] I pledge
to protect and defend Alvin Seville
341
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,120
from all harm and danger.
342
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,440
So, uh, when do I get
to talk into my sleeve?
343
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,360
I think that's so cool.
344
00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:31,600
The eagle is in the package.
345
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,720
It is on the front porch.
346
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,480
I was just making that up on the spot.
347
00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,200
I'll do better when it's for real.
348
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:40,320
Uh, sorry, where is my earpiece?
Are they custom-fit?
349
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,040
'Cause I have some weird earwax
thing that won't come out.
350
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,000
Oh…
351
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,440
[Chipmunk song playing]
352
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,680
[Simon] What'll we do
about this whole bodyguard business?
353
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:58,680
I don't know, 'cause Theodore
loves being Alvin's bodyguard.
354
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:02,240
Yeah. Even if there's
absolutely no reason for it.
355
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,800
Well, we can't let it go on
too much longer,
356
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,040
because Theodore's grades
are really suffering.
357
00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:09,560
Well, then tomorrow
I'm gonna just put a stop to it.
358
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,440
Street is clear.
359
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,760
Roger that.
360
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:17,240
Guys? How come
I'm always in the back?
361
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:20,040
It doesn't really matter.
It's not like we're doing anything.
362
00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,960
[Alvin gasps]
363
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,760
How can you say that?
I feel safe and secure!
364
00:18:23,840 --> 00:18:26,560
That's your mission in life!
I mean, that's a huge deal!
365
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:31,240
Actually, Alvin, Dave, well,
he talked to me this morning
366
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,640
and he-- he wants us to stop.
367
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:37,480
Oh, oh, oh. Really? Really?
Well, what if something happens?
368
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:38,720
Like what?
369
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:42,240
Well, I don’t know,
but… something could happen!
370
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:44,920
Any minute! You never know!
371
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,240
[man] Argh!
372
00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:49,120
I'm a bad guy
and I'm going to get you, Alvin!
373
00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,800
[Kevin and Cheesy]
Aaah! Get out of my way!
374
00:18:51,920 --> 00:18:53,760
[Cheesy] Stop! Someone help them!
375
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,320
Theodore! Are you OK?
Wake up, buddy.
376
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,880
Huh? What… what happened?
377
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:02,160
Let's get you home, pal.
378
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,240
I'll tell you everything
once we're there.
379
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,200
Theodore saved me, Dave,
from this crazed fan
380
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,600
that came out of nowhere!
381
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,000
You should have seen him!
382
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,200
Theodore, you were amazing!
383
00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:15,840
Ho, ho! It's a good thing
I had you as my bodyguard.
384
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,320
That's all I can say.
385
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:19,200
Is this true, Theodore?
386
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:23,920
Uh… Well, I think so.
I… I kind of blacked out, so…
387
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,480
No! No, no, no, Theodore.
388
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:27,920
You just went into
superhero mode and, you know,
389
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,560
all your other senses
shut off, remember?
390
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,400
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's right.
391
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,400
Theodore, shouldn't you be going to bed?
392
00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,880
Well, I can't!
393
00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:43,680
Someone is out to get Alvin
and I have to be viggiment.
394
00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:45,640
Uh, Theodore… It's vigilant.
395
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,600
Simon, a bodyguard
doesn't need perfect grammar.
396
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:51,520
And, Theodore,
you are doing a great job.
397
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,640
[gasps] Oh, what is that?
398
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,960
[Theodore] Code red!
399
00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,280
Theodore, wait!
Don't go out there!
400
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,320
Freeze! Freeze, mister!
I'm not kidding!
401
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:07,280
What?
402
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,280
Gotcha!
403
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:21,080
Everyone, stand back!
This… this fan is dangerous!
404
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:24,120
Dangerous?
I'm not dangerous, I'm an actor!
405
00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,120
Alvin told me he'd pay me
for scaring you this afternoon,
406
00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,160
but all he gave me
was his stupid autograph.
407
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,160
OK. Now, now,
just hold on a second, OK?
408
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:35,480
An autograph of mine
is worth a lot of money!
409
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:38,920
Uh, listen, dude.
I'm not leaving till I get paid!
410
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,200
I don't have it!
411
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:41,960
[sighs] Hold on.
412
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,920
$24 and 97 cents.
413
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,280
$24 and 98 cents.
414
00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:51,760
You could have just gone online
and sold it for--
415
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:54,320
I did go online.
Nobody wants your autograph!
416
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,680
Nobody!
417
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,960
So many are available
that they're worthless!
418
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,320
Your brother's, on the other hand,
is actually worth a lot!
419
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,960
-Huh? Really?
-What?
420
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,920
Yeah. Anyway, I'm out.
421
00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:08,880
My autograph is worth more than yours?
422
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,480
That means
you should be my bodyguard!
423
00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,840
Uh, but-- Theo-- No, no, no,
Theodore. It does not mean that.
424
00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:18,280
First of all, you know,
that's just one guy's opinion.
425
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,160
I mean, he could be a liar.
426
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,880
Well, let's look it up.
427
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:25,000
No, Theodore, there's no need
to waste our time on that.
428
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,720
I mean, come on!
Is that important in the long run?
429
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,160
I-- I don't think so!
430
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,880
Oh, let's bet for it.
431
00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:34,600
If-- if it's worth more,
you have to be my bodyguard.
432
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:37,640
Theodore, no! I don't agree! OK?
433
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:41,400
Can you hear me?
Please! I do not agree!
434
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,520
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
435
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,680
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
436
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
♪ Doo doo, doo-doo-doo-doo ♪
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