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[ominous music]

[typing]

[man] Get 'em.

[helicopter]

[explosion]

[tires screech]

[explosion]

[music continues]

[radio chatter]

[radio chatter]

[man] It's me. We got her.

[rock music]

[beeps]

[rock music]

[announcer] Welcome
to the Killington Resort

Last of the Season Slam.

We want you all
to enjoy the last

beautiful day of skiing.

And when it's done,

don’t forget to check out
this season’s last party

in the Night Spot. Be there.

[announcer] All right everyone,
it’s closing night

here on the mountain.

You know what that means.

That’s right. The annual
Wet T-Shirt Contest

starts in 15 minutes.

So ladies, to the stage please,

and let’s keep those t-shirts
on for now.

And please,
remember to dance responsibly.

Ooh, I think
she likes you, Johnny.

What time did you
tell Tori you’d be home?

Around midnight.

Guess we better
get going, then.

“Around midnight,"
that’s an interpretational time.

You can stay.

[dance music]

-Hi, I'm Johnny.
-Elaine.

So, you gonna enter?

Uh, I signed up,
but I don’t know

if I’m gonna do it.

Wet t-shirt contests
are totally degrading

and I'm kind of shy.

Oh, Tony.

But, uh, where else can you
make 500 dollars that fast?

You sure you're shy?

I am.

If I’m gonna do it,
I want to win.

I don’t want to go up there
and wiggle around for nothing,

you know what I mean?

Yeah, of course!

So, do you think you can, uh,
talk your friends

into voting for me?

I think he needs evidence
most severe

before he can
advocate entertainment.

["Anxiety"]

Agua dulce , supreme water.

See? Shy.

It is impossible
for you to lose tonight.

Good.

You can be my campaign manager.

Let’s you and me
round us up some votes.

You’re gonna be late
for your future fiancée, Tori.

Remember her?

She's so hot.

He so buys us a round of drinks.

Yo, getting some drinks.
You’re up.

Yo, drinks all around.

Yes, sir.

You’re gonna be puking guilt
for months on this.

Relax, dude!

[laughs]

Here’s your gin, ”Gunga Din”.

[glass shatters]

[techno music]

Okay, let’s run it again
on the drop procedure.

Check. The drop’s
set below the ridge

ridge running along Avalanche
Run called Walker’s Gap.

There's a small
landing strip there.

Two clicks east there’s
an abandoned ski patrol outpost,

a beat-up old shack.

-That's the structure.
-Alright.

Once we're secure
around the perimeter,

myself and Doctor Goddard
are the only ones who know

about the drop.

He’s waiting outside.
Is the cargo ready?

We're loading it right now.

Good. We make this drop
by sundown,

we walk away
with five hundred grand.

We miss, we die poor.

Now, I’ll be counting
on your people to make sure

I breeze in and out.

Then I’m back to split up
the loot.

Don't worry.

You’ll be done
before you even know it.

You'd better get going.

Well, thank you.

[screams]

Told you you’d be done
before you know it.

[machine whirring]

[tense music]

-Doctor Goddard?
-Yes?

Hi, I’m Mac Johannsen.
I’m your pilot.

Oh? I thought
the other gentleman...

he had back trouble.

don’t worry. We switch out
all the time.

Very well.

So, uh, what do you got here?

Well, a puzzling
and exciting piece

of our ancient past.

Hermetically isolated from the
elements and ravages of time,

it’s been in a cryogenic pause,
if you will.

A suspended animation.

After preliminary tests,

one would better describe it
as a sample of homo erectus ,

female, dating back
to the Pleistocene Age,

the ice era.

What’s interesting
is that her metabolic tests

post counter-intuitive
to traditional mammal patterns.

It seems that when
her body temperature warms up,

she grows sluggish,
but when it cools,

her functions spike.

-Crazy.
-Not really.

But there are species out
there that can change gender

or that eat their own young.

Yeah. They’re called liberals.

Grab her, guys.
Let’s load her out.

[engine]

[Tori] Hey, Uncle Ed.

Hi, Apache, baby.
Look at you, baby.

You're so sweet.

Did Johnny come in
for breakfast?

No, not yet.

That boy mooches free food
off of me

at least three mornings a week.

Hmm. He can be such a flake.

Snow flake.

What's the matter?

To start with?
He didn’t come home last night.

[sensual music]

This isn’t my apartment.

Okay, okay, I just slept here,
that’s all.

I, uh, I was probably
too drunk.

I was obviously too drunk
to drive, that’s all.

I can’t remember shit.

Oh, I’m such an asshole!

Okay, man, stay calm,
stay cool. Stay calm.

Alright, alright,
no condom on the floor,

I did.

No, I didn’t. I couldn’t.
I couldn’t have. I couldn’t.

“Johnny, had a great time.
Sorry I gotta go.

Job interview.
Thank for the loan.

Love, Elaine.” Loan?

Tell me I didn’t
give her Tori’s rent.

Well, the landlord called
looking for rent.

Johnny was supposed to drop it
off last night after work.

Oh, I gave her
Tori’s rent money.

Maybe he’s using it
to buy an engagement ring?

Oh, I wish!

I am so screwed.

Don’t worry about it.
He’s probably just out having

-fun With the boys.
-Probably.

Can I ask you a huge favor?

-Sure, what?
-Will you cover lunch for me?

Please? I really need
to talk to Johnny.

Please?

Okay. But only if you do
the job interview

and the time cards
before you leave.

What time is the interview?

-Fifteen minutes.
-Oh, I'd better get moving.

Thank you so much,
and when you see Johnny,

tell him that I need
to talk to him.

Shit!

[engine]

[Goddard]
The preliminary research

indicates that the internal
workings of these creatures

were very different
than our own.

Don't expect any
circulatory system

even remotely resembling ours.

Their insides are more akin
of those of an insect.

That shit-full of goo?
That’s pretty ripe.

[Goddard] That’s where
temperature comes in.

The viscosity of the fluid

requires that
the body temperature be low.

Just as our body temperature
is 66 degrees above freezing.

Theirs wants to be
66 degrees below.

[Mac]
Thirty degrees below zero.

Thirty four, actually.

That’s one cold bitch.

[explosion]

[slow music]

You're late, cousin.

-I know.
-Way late.

Come on, dude. You're up.

Did you get any last night?

He misses!

He never misses!

I’m just a little pre-occupied.

Come on, “Rocket Man”.
Up the facts.

Guilty or not guilty?

Hey, I don’t remember shit
after I left the bar.

Honest, man,
I don't know.

Circumstantial evidence
definitely points to guilt.

-And court of law--
-Hey, yo.

This isn't a court of law.
Dude, if you were that drunk,

you probably just passed out
in her bed.

You're probably okay.

But you should call
your landlord.

If he calls Tori first,
you’re dead.

I don’t have enough money
to pay him.

I don't believe this!

Oh, we’re late. All right,
check it out.

Six feet below the cap.

[rumbling]

Sweet.

Ask Ed for the money
at the lodge.

That’ll buy you some time
to sort this all out.

Yeah, maybe.

-Hey, whoopee.
-Surprise safety check, girls.

Let’s make it snappy.
We’ve got a lot of work to do.

Oh, come on, Audrey.

Come on, nothing!

I’m ten years perfect safety
at this resort

and I intend to keep it
that way.

Now let’s go.
Assume the positions.

So why isn’t it in a museum

instead of the back
of this plane?

The museums are corporate.

Word would get out,
deals would be made,

the pharmaceutical corporations
would have a field day with her.

She’d wind up tagged,
eviscerated,

marketed to the general public.

And I bet they’d pay
a pretty penny, huh?

Don't even think about it.

What we have begs
a higher purpose.

Discovery, study
of her magnificence.

It is believed
that these creatures,

in their aggravated state,

would neutralize an enemy
or prey by piercing the skin

and freezing them
from the inside out.

Listen, how much you think
these corporations might pay?

We’ll never know
because she’s not for sale.

[engine]

Alright, let's see
equipment, tracking devices,

compasses, spades,
channel packs, three of each.

You all have finders?

-Yep.
-Yep.

Good.

You should have never
called her that.

That’s right, you shouldn’t
have, but he did.

And if, God forbid,
there is an accident,

I’m gonna make sure
he gets blamed.

I’m gonna make sure
he gets blamed, fired

and if it’s real bad,

off to jail.

Just fire him now, then you
can put him out of his misery.

-Dev'.
-Yeah, I'd love to.

But see, I can’t just fire him
for calling me a “bull dyke”.

It was “big bull dyke”.

[laughs]

A big bull dyke.

Where were we, huh?

You wanna check
the ammo or something?

Let me see the “fed ones”.

Oh.

-Finally. Strike two.
-What?

-Your license is expired.
-Yeah, right.

Shit!

One more and I got you.

The reprimand will be
on my desk when you finish.

You sign it before you go home.

Come on, Audrey.
It’s just two days past.

You’re a mule and a spotter
for the rest of the day.

You do not touch ammunition
or a detonation device.

-You got it?
-Yeah.

Weapon down.

Talonite?

Where’d you get this?

I don’t pay you enough
to buy Talonite.

Do Avalanche Run next
and be careful.

That snow pack
is way too heavy up there.

You hammer at the top right
out of the blocks,

that resort’s one big igloo.

Clear it off in two stages:

hit it halfway up first,
then pound the peak. Understand?

-Got it.
-Yes, Ma'am.

One more, uh, screw-up

and your ass is mine,
pretty boy.

[engine]

I totally thought she was out
of earshot when I said that.

[groans]

[beeping]

Are you guys gonna be cool
without me?

-Where you going?
-To cover my ass.

Well, we’re almost ready
for the blast.

Just give me two minutes

to clear before
you hit it, alright?

[Goddard] Ultimately,
we planned to revive her,

but her resurrection
must be handled gently.

[Mac] Because?

Did you ever get your hands
or feet cold in the winter?

I served two years
in the Ukraine.

Then when you thawed them out?

-Hurt like hell.
-Same situation here,

only in reverse.

When we enact
the thermal change,

her entire body
will feel that thawing pain.

I’d wake her up quick and make
her do a little shiver dance.

It's narrow thinking like that

that keeps us all in a
collective prehistoric morass.

Has it been two minutes yet?

Thirty more seconds.

Think he did her?

I don't know.
He didn't admit it.

[explosion]

[tense music]

Sweet.

Shit!

[Mac] You have some
curious points of view, doctor.

I hope you understand one thing.

We agreed I do the drop,

I get expenses
and 500 grand,

but then you said
the drug corporations

might offer a better deal,

a bidding war?

Maybe they’d offer a bundle
for your “prehistoric prune?"

[sighs]

Mister, get out of my plane.

-What?
-You heard me. Get out.

Oh, it's been a great day
so far.

Woke up in
a perfect stranger's bed,

lifetime guilt sentence
for that one.

Boss threatened to ruin
my career

and might throw me in jail.

And I almost got buried
in an avalanche.

Oh, I wish they could all
be like this one.

You're out of your mind.

And you're out of my plane.
Please, doctor.

Don’t make me shoot you.

[Goddard]
Let me redirect my position.

I'll be more than happy
to help you.

And you'd stab me as soon
as my back is turned

I know how you feel
about that popsicle back there,

now get out!

[tense music]
[roars]

Oh, which one of these?
Come on! Come on!

Not enough nooks and crannies?

This thing’s prehistoric.

I always get sad
when the circus leaves town.

[Johnny] Yeah.

Listen, Ed. Uh...

I don’t have time to explain,

but I need to borrow
four hundred dollars.

It's really important.

This have something
to do with your rent?

How did you know about that?

So, when you gonna make
that niece of mine

an honest woman anyway?

-What are you doing down there?
-Hiding from Audrey.

-Morning, Audrey.
-Morning, Ed.

Listen, have you got anything
left for me?

Some English muffin.

Thanks.

So, are you gonna lend me
the money?

Did you drink it away?

I think so.

I can't exactly remember.

Johnny, sooner or later,
living on the edge,

you fall over.

One of these times you’ve gotta
face the music on your own.

Take it from a guy
who’s learned the hard way.

I know.

We’re all glad
you beat alcoholism, Ed.

Please.

I swear this will be
the last time.

The last.

I am too nice.

I always have been.

Oh, thank you. I promise
I'll pay you back.

Okay, Tori wants you
to stop by my office.

Are you going to make her
and honest woman?

She is already
the most honest person I know

besides you.

Yeah, but I’m a bigger sucker.

Oh, which one of these?
Come on.

Oh, come on! Come on!

Oh, for the love of--
Come on!

Alright, go ahead
and have a seat.

Thank you.

Oh, sorry about that.

People keep stealing

the furniture
in the off season,

so my Uncle Ed
had to screw everything down.

[laughs]

So tell me, why are you
interested in a job

here at the lodge?

I just started law school
and I need some extra money

for tuition.

And I need flexible hours
so that I can study.

Alright, great.
Well, this sounds like

an excellent opportunity
for you.

And there’s such cute guys
on the slopes.

Oh, yes, There are.

[giggles]

Come on! Come on!

Dude, check it out.

That plane’s flying awfully low.

I don’t hear an engine.

[screams]

[crashes]

Whoa, dude!

Look!

We've got to get out of here.
Strap up!

[tense music]

Shit!

That shit’s gonna munch us.
I’m outta here!

Whoa! Wait!

[screams]

Johnny, hi.
I need to talk to you.

My landlord called.
Did you pay rent?

Not yet.

Hey, how are you?

Oh, you guys know each other?

-Yeah.
-No.

I'll just wait outside.

[explosion]

So screwed up.

Holy fucking Christmas.

[whining]

Apache.

[rumbling]

Tori.

Come on, let's get out of here.

[barking]

Tori! Tori!

[yelling]

-What's that noise?
-We've got to get out of here.

[screams]

[alarms]

[glass shattering]

[screaming]

[rumbling[

[growling]

‘Patch, 'Patch!

Hello?

Hello! Anybody out there?

'Patch!

Hello?

Hello!

Hello!

Anybody out there?

'Patch!

Hey!

Hello!

'Patch!

Hello?

Hey! Is anybody out there?

[echo]
Is anybody out there?

[rumbling]

[groans]

'Patch!

'Patch! 'Patch!

-Patch!
-[barks]

'Patch!

[laughs]

[growling]

[rumbling]

[groans]

Oh, shit!

Johnny?

You okay?

I think so.

-What happened?
-An avalanche hit.

What?

Tori? Tori?

Where is she?
Tori, can you hear me?

[roaring]

What was that?

I don't know.

[Devlin] Hello?

Anybody?

Anybody?

Yo!

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody in there?

[growling]

Hey!

Hey, are you okay?

Whoa, dude!

[tense music]
[growls]

[roars]

Listen, listen.

[mumbling]

What'd she say?

I think she said
she’s under the desk.

Tori?

Help me dig.

Get that end. Just a second,
sweetie. Just a second.

Okay, do you think
you can fit?

I think so.

Okay, come on. Come on.

Oh! Oh, my god.

-Are you okay, sweetie?
-I think so.

Oh, my God. I thought
I was gonna die in there.

Oh, it’s freezing.

I know, me, too.

-Me, too.
-Here, take my jacket.

Thanks for helping him
dig me out, Elaine.

Oh, it’s totally no problem.

This is so fucked.

-What?
-Oh, nothing, nothing.

Uh, you guys just get
comfortable and I'll try

and find a way out of here.

How do you and Johnny
know each other?

Oh, uh, do you know
Johnny’s friend Jessie?

Yeah, sure.

Well, uh, we're in a couple
of classes together, and, uh,

sometimes we study together
over at his place.

-What loan?
-Excuse me?

“Johnny, had a great time.
Sorry I gotta go.

Job interview.
Thanks for the loan.

Love, Elaine.”

I was gonna tell you about that.

You were gonna tell me what?

You didn’t come home
last night

because you slept
with some bimbo?

-I am not a bimbo!
-Shut up!

This loan is what you did
with our rent money?

You spent my rent money
on a hooker?

I’m not a hooker!
I’m in law school.

He paid to have sex with him.
That makes you a hooker!

It was a loan to help me

with my tuition
for next semester.

You are such a slime!

Do you know how hard
I worked for that money?

Ow! I can’t believe
you just did that!

Oh, you can’t believe
I just did that? What about you?

What about me?

You whore! No! You bitch!

[screams]

Slut!

[screams]

[rumbling]

Can it, you two.
We have to get out of here.

I hope she gives you
cold sores the size of Alaska!

What!

Come on, let’s move,
we gotta go.

We’ve gotta go. We’ve gotta go!

Go!

[crashing]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Enough!
Enough already, quit it.

Enough! Enough already,
come on.

Come on, boy,
let’s find them. Come on!

Come on! Sniff around.
Come here.

Hang on.

[laughs]

I think we just got lucky.

[whines]

[operator]
Emergency services.

Hello, this is Ed Banks
up on the mountain.

[operator] Oh, Ed.
What do you got?

It's gone. It's all gone.

[operator] Calm down, Ed.
What's gone?

[Ed] The lodge, lifts,
everything.

[operator] It must be
happy hour.

You’ve got to send
everything you got.

EMT’s, cranes, drills--

[operator] Look, Ed.
You're obviously drunk again.

Just try sleeping it off

and you’ll feel
better tomorrow.

Oh, no, no, no, no.
You gotta listen to me.

There was an avalanche.
It ate them all.

[operator]
Everyone except you?

-That's right.
-Well, then,

this is your lucky day.

Have a drink for me,
will you, Ed?

Hello? Hello?

[beeps]

Damn it!

They didn't believe me, bud.

Damn.

Hello?

Is anybody out there?

Frozen from inside to out.

I'm so sorry.

-You're a pig.
-I know.

What can I say? I’m sorry.

Leave me alone.

Okay.

I’m gonna go see if there’s
anyone around here.

You two wait here.

And no more fighting.

You okay?

No, of course I'm not okay.

You shouldn’t hate him,
you know. He loves you.

I can’t believe
what I’m hearing right now.

I can understand you hating me
and hating Devlin.

What does Devlin
have to do with any of it?

I told you Devlin
was in my Ethics class, right?

Yeah.

Well, we were studying
together one time,

and I told him that I was short
on my tuition money

for next semester

and that I was totally
stressed about it.

He said that he would give me
five hundred dollars

if I would pick up
on his friend.

And you went for that?

I know, right?
At first, I’m like, no,

what do you think I am,
a hooker or something?

Then we talked some more,

and he said just meet up
with him and check out

this guy Johnny.

And if I didn’t want to do it,

then just forget
the whole thing.

So you met up with him?

Yeah, and he’s like,
pretty buff.

Sorry, of course
you know that.

Anyway, I was a little drunk
and I really liked him.

So I thought, “rock on."

"Rock on?"

Well, Devlin never told me
he had a girlfriend,

so I figured, why not?

Um, I can think of a lot
of reasons why not.

Uh, anyway,

we got back to my place
and all he did

was talk about how much
he loved you.

And I’m all like, “Oh, my God."

Nobody told me
about a girlfriend.

So then what about the money?

It was just a loan.
I swear to God.

I was gonna pay him back
with the money

I made working here.

Anyway, he made me promise
to tell his friends the truth,

you know, that nothing
happened between us.

And then he gave me
the money and he passed out.

He just passed out?

I swear. He was like,
right in the middle

of a sentence
and he just checked out.

And I couldn’t wake him up,
so I put him to bed.

You’re telling the truth,
aren’t you?

“Pinkie swear” I am.

Yeah?

Yeah.

There’s no one around.
I guess it’s just us.

[Goddard] Hello?

Is anybody out there?

-We're in here.
-Yeah?

-Hello.
-Hey, uh...

I’m John and this is Tori
and Elaine.

It’s good to see
another human being.

I’m Thomas Goddard.
I’m a doctor.

Is everyone here all right?

Yeah. A couple scrapes
and bruises,

but nothing too bad considering.

What happened to you?
Where were you when it hit?

-In an airplane.
-What?

It's a long story.

Let me ask you,

have you noticed
anything unusual

since all of this happened?

Well, yeah, like the roof
falling on my head for one.

Yeah, they didn’t cover
that in the manual.

Have you seen any
other survivors?

No, just us so far,

but, uh,
there’s got to be others.

I say we try to find
a way out of here.

I am so for that idea.

I wonder if the whole
building is buried

or if it's just us.

I don’t know my way around
this place too well.

Well, I do.
I say we head down

this way toward the concessions,
see how it looks down there.

Uh, so you think
we’ll find anybody on the way?

Maybe. Why?
Were you with someone?

Yes, we got separated
in the crash.

Well, come on. Let's go.

[growling]

Hello?

Hello!

Hello?

Johnny?

Dev?

Anybody?

[ominous music]

[growling]

Whoa!

Hey!

[barks]

What you got there,
Apache boy, huh?

Good god.

[growling]

Hey!

Hey!

[gasps]

[growling]

[dryer]

[rustling]

-Did you find anything?
-No.

-Johnny!
-Jess?

Johnny! Guys!

-Guys!
-Jessie, what...

-oh!
-What happened to you?

Are you alright?

This whacked-out chick
clawed my face.

She looked hurt
and she ripped me, man.

Okay, let's have a look at that.

Give me some cloth.

Now, this might hurt a little.

-Ow!
-Sorry.

What did she look like?

Her face was really funky

and she was way “off-the-hook”
in the manners department.

I mean, look at me!

Perhaps she was frightened
by the avalanche

or she was hurt, you said.

Sometimes people react oddly
to calamity--

No. She didn’t say anything.
She just cut me.

It looks like she really tried
to hurt you.

[dryer]

[ominous music]

[growling]

Did you make any
aggressive moves?

-[growls]
-I--

Whoa!

[roaring]

What?

-What was that?
-It's her.

Her? What?

She’s in pain.
We have to help her.

I am not helping
any weirdo freak.

-I'm out of here.
-Elaine!

I'll get her.

Doctor, what did you mean
when you said “It’s her”?

I meant I recognized the cry.

Well, it sounds like you know
who would do that to Jessie.

Yes.

[ominous music]

[Jessie] Elaine!

As I mentioned I was traveling
with a companion,

a foreigner
from another culture,

one that’s very different
from ours.

-Where?
-An exotic place.

Extreme.

She sounds like some kind
of crazy animal with that--

Crying?

Yes, like cats in the woods

can so sound like
human babies crying.

Fascinating, isn't it?

Uh, not if people
are getting hurt.

Again, she might be scared.

Perhaps your friend
frightened her.

I mean, it’s not every day
that you get buried

by an avalanche,
foreigner or not.

We really have to find her.
She must be terrified.

And you say she's not dangerous?

Nothing we can't handle.

-You'll see.
-Yeah.

We'll till Jessie gets back.
Then we’ll go.

[growling]

-Elaine, wait.
-No.

-Elaine.
-No, make it stop!

We will, okay? I promise.

Easy, now. Just easy.
It’s all right.

I’m not going back there.
Did you hear those screams?

I did. Elaine, look.
Our strength is in numbers.

Five of us against
one drunk bitch? Shit.

Did you hear that noise?

I did, but her bark is worse
than her bite, believe me.

Yeah, look at your face.

She just surprised me,
that's all.

She wasn’t even that big.
Come on, five against one?

Five against one.

Okay, but let’s just get out
of this stupid place right now.

We will, I promise.

Say, did anyone ever tell you
you’re pretty

-when you’re scared?
-Oh...

you are. Come on,
let’s get the hell out of here.

Oh, god. I'm so thirsty.

[whines]

I know, you’re not supposed
to eat snow,

it only makes it worse.

I'm thirsty, damn it.

[whines]

Okay, let's go.

[whines]

So me and Dev booked
down the hill,

and ran in the lodge
and all hell broke loose.

-Watch your head.
-Okay.

Can we just sit down
for a minute, please?

Yeah.

Man.

She really hurt you.

It looks terrible.

It’s cold in here. It helps.

You know, you’re not just pretty
when you’re scared,

you're always pretty.

-Come on.
-I'm serious.

Yeah?

Yeah.

[gags]

[screaming]

Jessie!

[screams]

No!

No! No!

[screams]

Hey, hey, hey, slow down,
toots. Slow down.

What’s the big uproar?

He grabbed her. She dragged him
down a hole.

Easy, easy. Calm down.
Who grabbed who?

That blue wiggly fish thing
took Jessie.

We were just sitting there
and she grabbed him

and dragged him down
a fucking hole.

Okay, where did this happen?

Down there, that way.

And what was this thing?

I don’t know. Some screaming,
bad-fashion bitch thing.

-The yowls?
-Yes.

Oh, that's what that was.
I heard it.

First, she cut his face
and then she dragged him.

All right, calm down, calm down.
Listen, let’s go back there,

-okay?
-No, no, no, I'm not.

We’ll go back there and we’ll
find your friend, okay?

Look, don’t worry.

No bad-fashion bitch
is gonna fuck with me.

This is it. This is where
she got him.

And there's Devlin.

Okay, okay. Take it easy.

Don't! Don't get too close.

There's no crazy bitch
down there.

God.

I’m sorry about your friends.

Yeah, me, too.

Come on. Let's blow this hole.

[barking]

What do we have here?

I'm so thirsty.

[whining]

Okay, okay.

Let's go.

[barks]

[both] Elaine.

Sports fans.

Audrey.

Where's Jessie?

It killed him.

-What?
-What do you mean?

She means your friend is dead.

[both] What?

She killed Jessie and Devlin.

Somebody, something got ahold
of your friend

and turned him
into a frozen food display.

Goddard.

Well, I can't believe...

think. This is the second time
he's had contact with her.

Something happened between them.

I don’t know
what it was originally.

But it must have
flared up again.

She had to defend herself.

I was kissing him at the time

and she grabbed him
and dragged him down

a fucking hole!

And when we got back,
he was just in little pieces.

Oh, Elaine.

So. Let’s take
an inventory here, eh, Doc’?

I mean, first you get Jessie
and Devlin attacked and shredded

and, uh, by the way,

you're not looking
so hot yourself.

So what is it, huh?

You been dancing
with this ice bitch?

Please keep it civil.

Nothing's civil
about mutilated people.

When we find her
then you’ll see

that we’re blowing this
way out of proportion.

-Oh...
-This guy's on drugs.

All right,
everyone just calm down.

The most important thing
right now

is for us to get out of here

before we freeze to death,
and that’s not gonna happen

until we keep on moving.

Alright, so follow me.

[whining]

You're right, boy.
That's Tori's car.

Lock your doors,
I keep telling her.

Oh, Tori...

[sobs]

[barking]

Well, lookee here, Apache.

Looks like we got lucky.

I always knew this Christmas
present would come in handy.

All they ever want is CD’s.

Come on, Apache,
let’s try again.

It’s coming up night right now,

which means
it’s gonna be colder,

which means she's going
to be meaner.

No, the opposite.

Who asked you anyway?

She's healthier
when it's cold,

more metabolically comfortable.

Angered less from the torment
of bodily pain.

That is one tweaked compadre
you’ve got there, Doc’.

Look, “pain, schmain”,
I need some heat.

Who’s with me?

-A fire?
-Something.

I’ll fly back down
and see what I can find.

-By yourself?
-He's a big boy.

Well, be careful.

Why did you fuckin’ dance
with her, Johnny, you jackass?

It’s just a reflex, man,
that’s all. It’s just a reflex.

Tori, I love Tori.
Tori, I love you!

She knows.

It’s no big deal.
Why is she breaking my--

[snarling]

balls.

She must be attracted to me
because I’m freezing.

[roars]

I’m freezing,
my fingers hurt.

I wish Johnny would get back.

[Johnny] Hello, everybody?

It's just me. I'm coming in.

-Hey.
-What do you got for us.

Uh, not much.
Just some blankets.

Figured we could use them.

She knows we didn't do it.

Here, give me one of those.

Okay, people.

Seeing how this is
the coldest room in the joint,

with no exits
that I can see,

I say we double back and find
a room towards the front

that's a little warmer.

She might be right.

"Might be?" Come on.

[roaring]

[ominous music]

What you got there, Apache? Huh?

Breaker box. You smart dog.

[whirring]

[explosion]

What surprises me is that
we've never heard anything

from anyone all day.

I mean, how long have we
been in here, an hour or two?

Search and Rescue should
definitely be here by now.

Wait, did you hear that noise?

Maybe someone’s trying
to reach us.

I think it’s coming
from in there.

-Yes, it’s coming from in there!
-Elaine!

Hello!

Hello? Hello?
Hello, it’s us. We’re--

[gasps]
[roars]

[screams]

Elaine, are you okay?

That looks pretty bad.

Don't you touch me.

You'll need a bandage.
I'll go find something.

Yeah, I'll help.

Hang in there, Elaine.

I guess I was pretty stupid,
what I did.

No, I think it was brave.

Here, here. Put your hand
right here.

You're so sweet.

The banquet room.
There’ll be napkins

and tablecloths in there.

These should work
for bandage strips.

If I hadn't see it myself--

Look, that’s one nasty date
you’ve got there, Doc’.

One to be respected,
that’s for sure.

Or clubbed to death.

You can’t extinct a species
just because you fear it.

The lion tamer doesn’t kill
the lion because it’s dangerous.

He learns how close he can
or cannot get to it.

Well, well, well.

There’s “Sugar Lumps”.

Out of my way, Doc’.

It’s showtime in Bitch Town.

Look at her.

She's magnificent.

The original fight
or flight instinct.

Glorious. Glorious!

Bring it on, “Snow White”.

[glass shattering]

-Well, that can't be good.
-No.

Here, come on. Let’s go.

[groans]

Is that all you got?

[screams]

Don't!

Stop it!

Don't you hurt her!

[yells]

[roaring]

No. No, I’m not going in there.

We have to help them.

I am not going in there.

All right, Tori, you stay here
with Elaine.

We’ve got to get out of here.

Okay, but we just can’t keep
running around. We need a plan.

Okay, when we were in the attic,

when we were looking for fire,
blankets or whatever it was.

-Yeah?
-Well, there was a vent fan,

and vents lead to fresh air,
which means outside, right?

[roaring]

So we should go and find a--

-[gasps]
-I'm going in.

[screams]

In the attic!

[roaring]

[groans]

Move! Go!

[roaring]

[screams]

We’ve got to get out of here!
We’ve got to get out of here!

Oh, my god!

[screaming]

Oh, look! Goddard’s plane!

Here's a ladder. Come on!

You go first.

[screaming]

-[screams]
-Come on! You can make it!

Hurry up! Come on!

Come on, Elaine. You can do it.

Elaine.

Take my hand! Come on!

-Elaine!
-You can do it, Elaine. Come on!

Come on! Hurry!

Johnny.

Elaine? Elaine,
come on. Elaine.

-Elaine!
-Elaine, come on!

Johnny, just--

[roars]

[tense music]

Ha, you’ll top that.

-Hello? Hello, anybody?
-Hello?

-Hello? Hello?
-Hello? Hello?

-Tori, is that you?
-Uncle Ed!

You guys are okay.

What the hell was going on
down there?

You don't want to know.

Where is everybody? The EMT’s?

Yeah, they’re supposed
to be here by now.

They’re not coming.
I guess they--

[roars]

Come on, let's go!

Move it, Ed. Move it!

Come on, you guys, run!

Hurry, guys. Let's go!

-Hold on a sec'.
-Why?

I've got an idea.

Uh, you two head up
toward those trees.

If this goes south, just
high-tail it into the woods.

-ere are you going?
-Never mind.

Just get out of here, alright?

-Okay, be careful, Johnny.
-Alright.

[roaring]

I’ve got to get
my body temperature down.

If I’m not crazy,
which is entirely possible...

goddamn it. It's cold.

What this chick wants
is a “Wet Me Shirt Contest”.

[roaring]

Hey, sweetheart!

Over here.

So, how was your day, hon'?

Me? Oh, the usual.

Cheated on my girlfriend,

lost my job, pissed my rent,

I got trapped
and buried in a ski lodge

and picked up little pieces
of my friends with tweezers.

How about you?

Shall we dance?

[roaring]

Johnny! Johnny!

-Johnny!
-Oh!

Are you okay?

I’m okay. Just get me
out of here.

What is that stuff?

It's her. It's the Ice Queen.

What left of her anyway.

[coughing]

[bubbling]

[slow music]

Looks like she nicked you
a little bit there .

I knew this would come
into good use.

-Oh, thanks.
-No.

Close your eye.

[groans]

That ought to clean it up good.

-Hey, Tori?
-Yeah?

Tori, I want to say how sorry
I am about everything.

Everything.

When it got dicey back there,
I realized how

shattering if it would be
if you weren't around anymore,

if something happened to you.

I realized I couldn’t handle
my life if you weren’t in it.

Well...

I was wondering if...

use this, Johnny.

Just promise to pay me back.

Thanks, Ed. I will.

Tori.

Will you marry me?

Yes, Johnny.

All right, you two,
that’s enough of that.

You’ve got a long walk
out of here.

[ominous music]

DNA. Come on, baby,
we’re going home.

[ending theme music]