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♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Turn my vocals upA little more, please ♪
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♪ A$AP ♪
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-♪ Yeah ♪-♪ A$AP ♪
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♪ Yeah, a little bit more ♪
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-♪ Yeah, I'm on it, yeah! ♪-♪ Woof! Woof! ♪
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-♪ I'm on it, I'm on it ♪-♪ Woof! Woof! Ay! ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ Oh! ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ Uh, uh, yeah! ♪
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♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪
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♪ Put these niggas in the dirt ♪
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♪ Chain with the new bezel ♪
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♪ All my niggas put in work ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪
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-♪ Yeah! ♪-♪ Put these niggas in the dirt ♪
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♪ Used to be sleeping on itchy beds ♪
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♪ Bedbugs in the motel ♪
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♪ Now your bitch give me head ♪
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♪ Twenty bitches in the hotel ♪
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♪ On a ramen noodle diet ♪
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♪ Tour life wasn't so well ♪
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♪ All my niggas starting riots ♪
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♪ Mosh-pitting on your toenails ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ I'm on a new level ♪-♪ I'm on a new level ♪
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-♪ Bought me a new shovel ♪-♪ Yeah ♪♪ All my niggas put in work ♪
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Housekeeping!
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-Arm yourselves, gentlemen.
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Okay, this is the last time
I'm gonna say it, and then I'll drop it.
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But what about my jeans club idea?
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Right? Twenty dollars a month
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for access to over 10,000 pairs of jeans?
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Who wouldn't buy that?
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Well, almost everybody we asked about it.
Right?
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What about my hot
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Kids would study harder
if their tutor was really hot, right?
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We just needed to build up
our-- our stable of tutoresses.
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Yeah, well, maybe when you called them
a "stable of tutoresses"
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on the Craigslisting...
that was a bad idea.
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We could come up with other names.
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The whole point
is that it's a weird concept
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to hire women
to take off their clothes for children.
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Why am I coming up with the ideas, right?
I'm not the idea guy.
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Darren, that's you. You're the idea guy.
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I'm the "why." You're the "what."
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Baby Dunc, you're the "how."
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So let's put it
into high gear right now, baby.
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Why? Because our lives suck.
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I did my part.
What are we gonna do about it, Darren?
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And how are we gonna do it, Baby Dunc? Let's go! Let's freakin'...
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...put it into high gear.
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Yeah, let's kick it into high gear.
Sell me some salvia.
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-I'm about to get high.
-Darren.
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Darren, you're a drug addict.
And I'm here to help.
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-I got you. There you go.
-Thank you, baby.
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Enjoy that.
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-Ooh.
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I'm a hustler. "I'm a-- I'm a hustler."
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I'm basically the Rick Ross
of our friendship tripod.
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What's the big deal?
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Weed does not do the trick anymore.
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-This stuff does.
-Really great.
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I'm not gonna become the mom
from Moonlight.
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Yeah, no.
I know what that movie's about.
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I steered clear of that one.
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I'm more of a La La Land guy.
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La-la boy.
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Bye Latro.
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-Gonna start tweakin'.
-Yeah.
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He's gonna start tweakin'!
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Oh, my God.
Look at the size of this dude's load!
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-Look at this thing!
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Don't touch it.
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-That's a heavy hitter.
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Whoa. Yeah, no.
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It's like Nickelodeon Gak.
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-The consistency's thick, like flubber.
-Mm.
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Rub some on our shoes,
see if we can play basketball.
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-I mean, his nut sack must be gigantoid.
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Yeah.
Just big old sack
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-to produce that.
-I don't really wanna imagine
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any nut sacks,
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but I will say the only thing
that would make me blow a load that big
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is a really hot babe, right
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Mm-hmm.
-Yeah.
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I mean, look. They're everywhere, man.
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There's one. There's one. This guy's busting loads
all over this room.
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That's what we should be doing.
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We should be busting loads into condoms
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or maybe even not into condoms
if she's tested.
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He's chuggin' champagne
like a freakin' boss!
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I'm over here-- I'm holding on
to the poop side of this scrubber.
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Sure, yes. I've heard all of this before.
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We should be wearing diamonds,
collecting albino pythons, dating on Raya.
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Raya We're here.
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-This is our life.
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That's still fizzy.
It's pretty good. You might want some.
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Oh, he's tweaking.
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Here, here. Grab a condom.
Put it on his face. I'll take a picture.
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-Oh, you are a dog.
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That's what he gets.
Oh, my God.
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Ooh, we got the snakeskin.
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Don't do drugs.
-No!
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-Okay.
-No!
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-Put it on his face.
-Take the photo.
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-Take the picture. Take a photo.
-No.
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I will as soon as you put it on his face.
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-I'm not going to. Just take the photo.
-Just put it on his face.
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-He'll get an STD.
-All the ejac is inside of the condom.
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-Take the photo.
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-Grab it!
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The outside, the woman--
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-she could have one, obviously.
-Well, she--
-Hey!
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What's wrong with him?
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-Yep. Darren!
-No!
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-All right, just stop.
-Darren.
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Okay. Joel, I got this. Come on.
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You want some salvia
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Get the fuck out of my room.
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Get out, maids.
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We're not maids. We're housekeepers.
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-Not even that hot.
-Yeah, dude, you're not even that hot.
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I was talking about the chick, Baby Dunc.
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Yeah, so was I.
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It's 2018. You can call chicks dudes now.
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-Okay.
-You can.
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What the heck are you guys doing?
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Hey, dude. See?
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Is he high again?
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No.
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I don't think he's being truthful.
I have to call Mitch.
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Wish you wouldn't.
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Don't do that!
Hi, Mitch.
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-It's Cassie.
-Don't do that to your boy.
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-Jesus Christ.
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Pick him up. Put him on the cart.
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Come on, Darren.
Come on, come on.
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Jesus.
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♪ Dollar-dollar bill, y'allCash rules everything around me ♪
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♪ C.R.E.A.M., get the money ♪
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♪ Dollar-dollar bill, y'all ♪
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So they were yelling at hotel guests
and smoking dope.
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-Yes.
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Yelling at guests, screaming obscenities.
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Well, Tums... boys will be boys.
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You still want that associate manager
promotion, don't you?
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Well, honey,
tonight is your chance to prove it.
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All right?
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Hope you got your balls on, now.
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No, I have--
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uh, yes, I have giant, uh,
lady-- lady parts
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that hang like balls.
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They're also called ovaries.
Those are inside.
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Good, 'cause we have got a shit storm
of a party heading our way tonight.
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Boys, I'm gonna need you working too.
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Toni Are you serious?
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Corky! This is Mr. Ahmad.
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He is the personal attaché
of the Bey of Tunisia.
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Oh, like the butler from Fresh Prince?
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Very neat.
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Wonder what happened to that guy.
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Oh, that dude's paid.
He's doing fine.
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Bey Awadi. The rich dude from Instagram?
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This is who we speak of.
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Aw, I love that dude.
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He takes all the pictures
with the hot models
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and the guns and the hovercrafts,
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and the hot models shooting guns
on hovercrafts.
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Yeah, didn't he poop off the Eiffel Tower?
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Mm-mm, no.
-Yeah.
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He paid a man $10,000
to poop off the Eiffel Tower.
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That's what's up.
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He pays dudes tons of money all the time
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-to do, like, stupid shit.
-Wow.
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-Dudes.
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We should pitch him the...
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We should... pitch in tonight.
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At the party. And be a team player.
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Also, I should mention, uh, no cameras.
That includes cell phones.
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-Privacy... a great concern of the Bey.
-All right, copy that. Give them up, boys.
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Yeah.
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Hashtag "right now." What is it
with you kids and the phones? Come on.
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You'll get 'em back
at the end of the night.
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Okay. Now...
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you guys have some place to be?
I bet you do, huh?
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So fucking get there!
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Oh, hey!
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Sack up now, Tums. Big night, right?
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Yes!
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-I can't get in there.
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I call her Tums
'cause she relieves my heartburn.
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Always been a nickname guy,
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even when I was back QB-ing at USC.
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Our security team should be arriving soon.
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Great.
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Hey, wanna go for one?
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-No.
-Blue.
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-I don't know what--
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All right. Fuck it.
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-Oh!
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Right in the numbers!
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I still got it.
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I'll race you down there. Come on!
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Don't be stingy, papi.
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You like that?
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It's for you.
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-Uh, I have to go.
-Okay, bye. Bye, sexy.
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Hey. I'm Ray.
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Mitch usually has me run security
for these special events.
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Uh, but you look like
you know what you're doing.
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I'm just here
for the payday, right?
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That makes two of us.
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Aah!
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Donald, get linked up
with our offshore bank accounts
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as soon as possible.
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Well, you didn't bring me along
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'cause I look like the black nerd
from Die Hard...
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'cause I don't.
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Roger, I'm sick of it.
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We need to secure the building
and arm the exits
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with our explosive triggers
before we can take control of the rooftop.
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So until then,
consider yourselves "hotel security."
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And once the Bey gives us
his account access codes
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and Donald transfers the money...
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we pull out.
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Gentlemen... let's move.
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Oh, and... someone get rid of the body.
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You should grab his ankles.
You're good at that.
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-Fuck off, fag.
You'd seriously wanna pitch
the Bey of Tunisia
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one of our million
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-Yeah.
-If we're pitching an idea--
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-We're pitching!
What are we pitching?
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We could go
with my jeans club idea.
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Hot tutors.
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Medieval Times:
breakfast, lunch, and tournament?
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I don't ever wanna hear
about Medieval Times BLT ever again.
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Okay, they only do dinner.
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We would do breakfast and lunch.
That's two more meals!
246
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:20,053
We would totally knock 'em out
of the medieval dining space.
247
00:11:20,136 --> 00:11:21,263
Oh, that's a huge market.
248
00:11:21,346 --> 00:11:24,432
Okay, you guys have good ideas?
I wanna hear 'em. I'm excited to hear 'em.
249
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,476
I feel like I'm the only one
250
00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:28,229
crushing ideas out the gate.
251
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,399
Skintendo Joysuit?
252
00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:33,984
Uh, what? No. Baby Dunc...
253
00:11:34,067 --> 00:11:36,278
Yeah, we're going Skintendo. I like it.
254
00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:39,030
All right, you know what?
I hate to be this guy,
255
00:11:39,155 --> 00:11:41,533
but that dude's not gonna invest
in Skintendo.
256
00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,201
Not in a million Willenniums.
257
00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:46,538
So, it's like that?
258
00:11:47,456 --> 00:11:50,500
We finally have a shot
259
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:53,921
to fulfill our childhood dreams
260
00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:57,216
and you guys wanna let it float on past?
261
00:11:58,049 --> 00:12:00,970
It's... like... dat?
262
00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:05,850
-I don't know about you,
263
00:12:05,932 --> 00:12:07,934
but I don't wanna be picking up
nut-stuffed condoms
264
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,020
for the rest of my life without knowing
what type of sex they had with it.
265
00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,023
Was it missionary
266
00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:15,609
Was it doggy butt
I don't know.
267
00:12:15,692 --> 00:12:20,572
Yeah, Alexxx, we all wanna know
how people are fucking each other, okay?
268
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,073
-Obviously.
-It's obvious.
269
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,534
-Mostly all I think about.
-Yeah, I mean, I can keep going.
270
00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,578
-Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl.
-Plow-girl.
271
00:12:26,662 --> 00:12:28,496
-Where you take the legs and you--
-Yeah.
272
00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,541
I'm just saying,
we don't have the Joysuit.
273
00:12:30,624 --> 00:12:33,043
Right? There's no screen
to play Lumber Jackson.
274
00:12:33,126 --> 00:12:34,169
-Right.
-Okay.
275
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:37,005
You ready? Okay, you're the QB.
You're the running back.
276
00:12:37,088 --> 00:12:38,548
Giving you the ball. Run with it.
277
00:12:38,631 --> 00:12:41,384
You need to write down
all the technical mumbo jumbo
278
00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,471
so the Bey understands what this thing is.
279
00:12:43,553 --> 00:12:44,971
-That's a lot of work.
280
00:12:45,054 --> 00:12:47,224
Darren, I'm gonna get you markers,
a poster board.
281
00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:49,058
You're gonna draw Lumber Jackson
282
00:12:49,143 --> 00:12:52,062
so beautifully-- muscles just popping.
283
00:12:52,145 --> 00:12:54,648
Shredded, baby!
284
00:12:54,731 --> 00:12:57,902
And you're gonna draw the Skintendo.
Right? The whole Joysuit.
285
00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,696
Make it look pretty, and then I'm gonna
pitch that motherfucker.
286
00:13:00,778 --> 00:13:03,823
-Okay.
-Dollar-dollar bills, y'all.
287
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:06,326
Boom! Put it in.
288
00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:07,912
Dew'd Crew in full effect!
289
00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:12,291
Finally fulfilling our destiny
of being childhood billionaires.
290
00:13:12,374 --> 00:13:13,500
Let's do it! Hands in.
291
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,711
Everybody put your hands in.
Hands in.
292
00:13:15,793 --> 00:13:17,879
Put your fist in. Put your fist in.
293
00:13:17,962 --> 00:13:19,715
Dew'd Crew!
294
00:13:19,798 --> 00:13:21,716
-I fucking love you guys. I'm so excited.
-Okay.
295
00:13:21,799 --> 00:13:24,010
-Yes! I'll go get supplies.
-All right.
296
00:13:24,094 --> 00:13:27,056
Yeah, just, uh, go get
those markers, man. Sick.
297
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,349
What the fuck was that
298
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,559
I mean, c-come on.
He's gonna pitch something.
299
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,937
It might as well be Skintendo.
300
00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,437
Listen, dum-dum.
301
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,398
We can't pitch any of the upgrades.
302
00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:40,027
We can't pitch the wireless connectivity,
the friend-controller mode.
303
00:13:40,693 --> 00:13:43,072
Because if we do, Alexxx is gonna know
304
00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:45,365
that we've been
working on Skintendo without him.
305
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:47,158
I'm just sick of working here, all right? We should've told him from the beginning.
306
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:50,037
No, no. What?
307
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,163
He would've turned it
into some moneymaking idea,
308
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,207
and that's not what it is to us. Right?
309
00:13:54,290 --> 00:13:56,293
Right.
-And we're not gonna tell him now,
310
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,128
'cause he'll probably just...
311
00:13:58,211 --> 00:14:00,214
kill himself. Or someone. I don't know.
312
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,759
I can just see him going into a rage
and... biting people. Children.
313
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,177
Bitten children. Blood on your hands.
314
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:07,638
Fine.
315
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,474
So we pitch Bey, he laughs us off,
316
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:14,727
and we go back to working on the idea...
together, secretly.
317
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:18,524
The fuck is that?
318
00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:21,067
-It's a vape pen, Baby Dunc.
-Okay.
319
00:14:21,150 --> 00:14:23,361
Well, you look like a tool
smoking that thing.
320
00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:25,780
Well, I'm not "smoking" it.
321
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,115
I'm vaping it.
322
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,456
Ah, these your boys?
323
00:14:35,790 --> 00:14:37,710
I believe so. Mr. Drothers.
324
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:41,462
-Mr. Ahmad. We, uh, spoke over the phone.
-Please. Conrad.
325
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:45,551
-This is Donald. This is Erma.
You brought your girlfriend, huh?
326
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,052
I'm not his girlfriend.
327
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,096
Noted.
328
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,307
So did you guys, uh, meet up with Ray?
329
00:14:52,390 --> 00:14:54,225
Ray isn't going to make it.
330
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:57,479
But I assure you, he briefed me.
Thoroughly.
331
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,817
Okay, Conrad.
332
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,153
If Ray briefed you so thoroughly...
333
00:15:05,904 --> 00:15:08,865
...he left out the most important detail
of the evening.
334
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:17,291
No hats.
335
00:15:18,958 --> 00:15:21,836
No hats. I guess the Bey likes
to be the only guy wearing a hat.
336
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,465
Which I get, you know,
'cause I'm a hat guy myself.
337
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:27,592
But, uh... really, love the Kangol, but...
338
00:15:28,052 --> 00:15:29,595
Maybe call you Kangol-roo.
339
00:15:29,677 --> 00:15:30,678
Uh...
340
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,057
How about that?
341
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:34,767
Come on. Let's go have a party, huh?
342
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:35,975
Let's have some fun.
343
00:15:36,559 --> 00:15:38,979
I'm gonna dance with you tonight, my dear.
344
00:15:42,231 --> 00:15:45,360
♪ Have a word for your brother ♪
345
00:15:45,443 --> 00:15:48,655
♪ Have some time for one another ♪
346
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,825
♪ Really love one another ♪
347
00:15:51,908 --> 00:15:54,620
♪ It's so hard to find ♪
348
00:15:55,328 --> 00:15:57,956
♪ Have a word for your brother... ♪
349
00:15:58,039 --> 00:15:59,290
Whoo!
350
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,835
Catch me, dudes!
351
00:16:01,918 --> 00:16:04,337
-♪ Really love one another... ♪
352
00:16:04,421 --> 00:16:07,548
Yeah, so I met Bey--
uh, he was doing a TED Talk
353
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,134
in Vegas... on being 'bout it.
354
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,888
We had a moment,
and now we're good friends.
355
00:16:12,971 --> 00:16:16,975
Well, we're not good friends, actually.
I w... I would say... acquaintances.
356
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:19,269
You know what
I'm hoping to meet him tonight.
357
00:16:19,352 --> 00:16:21,270
Keep your eyes peeled.
The Bey's somewhere here.
358
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,731
Whoa! Oh!
Action Bronson right over here.
359
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:27,110
Excuse me, Mr. Bronson.
Can I interest you in a pulled pork...
360
00:16:27,610 --> 00:16:28,988
barbecue quesadilla...
361
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:31,115
with corn relish.
362
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:37,538
Fuck, that's fuckin' delicious, man.
363
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,456
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
364
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:42,334
-He spit it out but said it was delicious.
-Yes.
365
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,421
Maybe he's watching his calorie intake.
He is wearing athletic wear.
366
00:16:45,504 --> 00:16:47,005
Ho-ly shit.
367
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:48,716
There he is...
368
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,426
the Bey.
369
00:16:51,009 --> 00:16:54,096
Oh, my God, he is the man.
370
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,432
Even his little dog
has 100,000 followers.
371
00:16:57,515 --> 00:16:59,018
-Wow.
-Yeah, I don't know,
372
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:00,686
it looks like he's having fun.
373
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:02,855
We should probably
just let him do his thang.
374
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:05,773
Maybe we, uh, hang in the cut?
You know, have him come to us?
375
00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,526
"The cut"? There's no cut.
376
00:17:07,608 --> 00:17:09,361
-Action's in the cut.
377
00:17:09,444 --> 00:17:11,320
We're not gonna be in the cut if--
whatever.
378
00:17:11,404 --> 00:17:12,698
Let's go. It's game time.
379
00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,325
Hey, yo, I had this pet hyena once, right?
380
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,743
Then that motherfucker died. Ehh!
381
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:18,619
More appeteezees for the Bey.
382
00:17:18,703 --> 00:17:21,664
Then I had that motherfucker stuffed,
put a Fleshlight in back,
383
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,709
and then I fucked the shit out that bitch.
384
00:17:23,791 --> 00:17:26,711
It's like necrophilia
and bestiality in one.
385
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,505
It's hilarious!
386
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,883
That is hilarious.
387
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,718
Pulled pork quesadilla...
388
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,762
-Yo.
389
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:38,265
That sounds bomb as fyuck right now.
390
00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:39,682
Throw one into my open mouth.
391
00:17:39,767 --> 00:17:40,768
Yeah, bro.
392
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:42,435
-Okay.
-Ah...
393
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,147
-Oh, I nailed it!
Make it rain!
394
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,398
-Makin' it rain!
-Come on!
395
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:51,903
Oh, that shit was dope.
I'm covered in grease, baby.
396
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,864
-Yo, you're my dude.
-Thank you so much.
397
00:17:53,947 --> 00:17:55,782
And this shit is on punto.
398
00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,366
Hey, um...
399
00:17:57,451 --> 00:17:58,911
Bey
400
00:17:58,993 --> 00:18:01,371
Do you like black people?
401
00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,959
Because Lumber Jackson is the first
402
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:09,003
full-body-controlled
blaxploitation video game ever.
403
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,964
Now, using our revolutionary
Skintendo Joysuit technology...
404
00:18:12,048 --> 00:18:14,343
Excuse me. Step away immediately.
405
00:18:14,425 --> 00:18:16,303
Yo, Ahmad, chill the fuck out, bro.
406
00:18:16,385 --> 00:18:18,096
I'm trying to listen to the man.
407
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,640
-Thank you.
I'm chilled out.
408
00:18:19,722 --> 00:18:21,933
I arranged this chilled-out party.
409
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,477
I got Shaggy to perform.
410
00:18:23,559 --> 00:18:24,478
Uh, Shaggy?
411
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,271
Man, busted-ass Shaggy
ain't performing shit, a'ight?
412
00:18:27,355 --> 00:18:29,316
And put that dusty-ass BlackBerry away.
413
00:18:29,398 --> 00:18:31,777
This primitive-ass,
prehistoric motherfucker.
414
00:18:31,859 --> 00:18:34,738
I'm sorry, guys, 2018,
this dude ain't got a touch screen?
415
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:35,905
You big fucking tree.
416
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,657
Goddamn.
417
00:18:37,740 --> 00:18:39,159
What a bitch-ass.
418
00:18:39,242 --> 00:18:41,369
-He's just a butler.
Yeah, you suck.
419
00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:43,329
Yeah, you got low self-esteem.
Fuck off, bro.
420
00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:45,624
Anyway, you were saying, my dude? That suit controls
that video game character?
421
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,252
-Yes, actually.
-Oh, yeah.
422
00:18:49,336 --> 00:18:51,797
-And here...
-Yeah, this is the schematics right here.
423
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,423
You know, I built it, programmed it.
424
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:55,092
Oh, my God.
425
00:18:55,174 --> 00:18:57,719
Bro, please approach us
and just unzip your trousers
426
00:18:57,802 --> 00:18:59,846
and pull that dick out
so we could just see
427
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,849
what the penis head of a genius
really looks like.
428
00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:04,601
-Pull your dick out.
429
00:19:04,684 --> 00:19:07,145
Well, to be honest, uh,
it would be my penis head pulled out.
430
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,647
I'm the genius that came up
with the whole concept, the idea.
431
00:19:09,730 --> 00:19:10,982
I'm not gonna pull my dick out.
432
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,692
Oh, okay.
That's a cute little cartoon,
433
00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:14,193
but did you build the motherfucker?
434
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,613
-Yeah, no, we have.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, we built it.
435
00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,531
And there's actually
some new features too,
436
00:19:18,615 --> 00:19:19,950
like, uh, friend-control mode,
437
00:19:20,032 --> 00:19:23,369
where, uh, you can actually control
the person wearing the Skintendo Joysuit.
438
00:19:23,452 --> 00:19:25,497
It's... it's revolutionary.
439
00:19:25,580 --> 00:19:28,291
Damn. Oh, yo, yo,
I'm gonna need, like, three of those
440
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,501
for, like, blap, blap, blap.
You know what I'm saying?
441
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,005
'Cause I love fucking white women.
Makes me feel powerful,
442
00:19:33,087 --> 00:19:35,214
especially if I can control them,
you know what I mean?
443
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:39,802
Yes! I forgot about friend-control mode.
But you know who didn't forget about it?
444
00:19:39,886 --> 00:19:43,097
Sony and Microsoft
when we pitched them this idea.
445
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,851
And they were super into it.
But you know what I said to them?
446
00:19:45,933 --> 00:19:47,310
Fuck y'all!
447
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:49,770
'Cause the Dew'd Crew
wants to do business with the Bey.
448
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:51,981
The Dew'd Crew? Wait, wait, wait.
Time-out, time-out.
449
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,650
'Cause y'all drink mad Mountain Dew?
450
00:19:53,733 --> 00:19:54,817
-You got it!
451
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:56,194
Yes, that's exactly right.
452
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:57,320
-How did you...
-Wow.
453
00:19:57,403 --> 00:20:01,407
Yo, motherfucker, me too! Holy shit, dude!
454
00:20:01,490 --> 00:20:04,577
Oh, you know I do. You know I do!
455
00:20:04,702 --> 00:20:05,703
-So good.
Ah, man--
456
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:07,623
-Code Red over here!
-This is Code Red boy.
457
00:20:07,705 --> 00:20:08,874
Fuck, I love you guys!
458
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:11,542
Let's talk numbers.
How much money we talking about?
459
00:20:11,626 --> 00:20:13,670
Bey Awadi. Sorry, this-- this feels like
460
00:20:13,753 --> 00:20:16,548
just the sort of frivolous investment
we spoke about not partaking in.
461
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:21,053
My dude, just because you told me not to,
why don't you "par-take" my checkbook out
462
00:20:21,135 --> 00:20:24,306
and then write these motherfuckers
a check
463
00:20:24,388 --> 00:20:27,517
for 200-frivolous-fucking-thousand-dollars
464
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:30,854
so they can chase their goddamn dreams?
Am I right? Yezzir.
465
00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,772
Oh, and then please scrub out
my hyena's pussy,
466
00:20:32,855 --> 00:20:34,650
'cause I'm trying to fuck that shit later.
467
00:20:34,732 --> 00:20:36,192
-You should fuck it.
468
00:20:36,276 --> 00:20:37,653
Treat yo'self. Oh, my God!
469
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,028
Cool. Get the fuck out of here.
470
00:20:39,112 --> 00:20:41,155
-Oh, my God. Yeah. Okay.
Go. Get out, get out.
471
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,824
We'll talk more numbers later.
472
00:20:42,907 --> 00:20:44,159
-Thank you.
-Bye, take care.
473
00:20:44,242 --> 00:20:47,119
All right, y'all.
I'm spending paper tonight.
474
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:48,497
It's just the beginning!
475
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,249
Not happening.
476
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,919
Apologies, Corky.
Let's go, boys. Let's go.
477
00:20:54,001 --> 00:20:55,461
Let's go!
478
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:58,882
Cassie! Cassie! Tums!
479
00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,800
Tums, meet me at the elevator.
480
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:02,385
-Come on, boys.
-But our check.
481
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,769
-Fuck off.
Yeah, I was just...
482
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:14,815
Yeah, we're going.
483
00:21:14,897 --> 00:21:18,317
-Get up. Get out of here.
Ow. Goddamn.
484
00:21:21,696 --> 00:21:25,951
These three idiots just tried to sell
a goddamn video game to the Bey!
485
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,536
I thought I told you to sack up!
486
00:21:27,618 --> 00:21:29,871
I'm sorry. I didn't--
487
00:21:29,954 --> 00:21:32,540
You didn't--
you didn't want that promotion?
488
00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:34,334
Yeah, you made that pretty clear.
489
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:37,211
Boys! You're fired.
490
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,463
-Yeah.
-No fucking way, Mitch.
491
00:21:39,548 --> 00:21:40,464
He was assaulted.
492
00:21:40,548 --> 00:21:42,425
Out! Out you go!
493
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,220
We're going.
-Cassie...
494
00:21:46,637 --> 00:21:49,473
...get back to work.
Yes, sir.
495
00:21:53,894 --> 00:21:56,605
That's quite a stiff arm
you got there, huh?
496
00:21:56,690 --> 00:22:00,402
You all right
That paw of yours need a little ice?
497
00:22:01,819 --> 00:22:04,655
-My hand is fine.
-Ah.
498
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,200
Well, how about a little ice
for those nipples, huh?
499
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:13,623
Oh-ho-ho-ho.
500
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,083
Yeah, you like that, huh?
501
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:16,751
Oh, that's hot.
502
00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,378
Oh, that is hot, lady.
503
00:22:19,462 --> 00:22:20,797
You wanna play?
504
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,590
I do.
Okay.
505
00:22:22,673 --> 00:22:25,469
Oh, I knew it. Oh.
What about this?
506
00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:27,554
-Yeah. Ooh.
-Mm.
507
00:22:27,636 --> 00:22:29,681
Speaking of stiff...
508
00:22:33,809 --> 00:22:36,063
Not my pecker!
509
00:22:38,105 --> 00:22:40,150
Whoopsie-daisy.
510
00:22:40,232 --> 00:22:42,527
-All I'm saying is,
511
00:22:42,611 --> 00:22:44,863
you win some, you lose some.
512
00:22:44,945 --> 00:22:48,491
The key to our jiggy fuckin' lifestyle
is tucked in that butler's pocket.
513
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:51,077
My name is Alexxx with three Xs.
514
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,874
I'm about to go explosive
on these motherfuckers!
515
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,585
Three X means "poison," by the way.
516
00:22:58,667 --> 00:23:01,797
-Uh, it's also a Vin Diesel movie.
Shut the fuck up.
517
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,798
Yeah, well, it's also
spicy barbecue sauce.
518
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,509
But I think we all know
I meant it in the explicit fashion!
519
00:23:09,887 --> 00:23:12,598
My darling, have you lost
your fucking mind?
520
00:23:13,349 --> 00:23:16,228
Get him out of here. If they see him
before we secure the build--
521
00:23:24,443 --> 00:23:25,694
Lock down all exits.
522
00:23:25,778 --> 00:23:28,824
We have three waiters on the runand they know.
523
00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,951
Donald, it's time.
524
00:23:31,492 --> 00:23:32,536
Copy that.
525
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:38,333
Hey, fellas. Bey Awadi's security here.
We just have one question.
526
00:23:38,415 --> 00:23:39,500
What's your question?
527
00:23:44,422 --> 00:23:46,340
Whoa, hey, hey.
528
00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:04,817
What, y'all don't pack a lunch?
529
00:24:04,901 --> 00:24:07,028
Man, take these clowns up to the roof
with the rest.
530
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,571
Okay.
-Let's go.
531
00:24:08,654 --> 00:24:09,489
Easy, man.
532
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,115
Locking down perimeter now.
533
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:14,326
Attention, all units.Operation Trespass begins now.
534
00:24:14,452 --> 00:24:16,246
-Sweep the hotel.
535
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,374
Lock and arm all exits
with breach sensors.
536
00:24:19,457 --> 00:24:21,000
-We are taking over.
537
00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:23,211
-Move! Get down, stay down.
-Hey, everybody be calm!
538
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,588
Just do what they say.
Everything's gonna be okay.
539
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:27,298
Right Right?
540
00:24:27,382 --> 00:24:30,093
Oh!
541
00:24:30,176 --> 00:24:33,346
Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, fuck!
542
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,390
Shit. Fuck.
543
00:24:36,348 --> 00:24:39,019
Yo, what the fuck, man?
You're supposed to be guarding the party.
544
00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:40,644
Party's over.
545
00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,656
Darren,
stop vaping, all right?
546
00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:55,326
-I can't breathe!
547
00:24:55,410 --> 00:24:57,287
As these doors open,
they're gonna be waiting, ready to cut cocks.
548
00:25:00,289 --> 00:25:01,540
We'll hide. Hide in the shaft.
549
00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:03,542
-Here, just help me up. Help me up.
550
00:25:03,626 --> 00:25:06,587
-Oh-- oh!
551
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,131
-I found the latch.
552
00:25:08,214 --> 00:25:09,758
-I think I found it.
-Well, go-- get in.
553
00:25:13,845 --> 00:25:15,055
Shit.
554
00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:17,473
They climbed into the elevator shaft.
555
00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:20,309
They could be anywhere.
Keep your eyes open.
556
00:25:28,609 --> 00:25:30,362
-Gotta just get the thing--
557
00:25:30,444 --> 00:25:33,573
-You said you found a latch.
-No, I said I think I found a latch.
558
00:25:33,656 --> 00:25:35,200
-Shut up, Baby Dunc.
559
00:25:35,282 --> 00:25:36,116
Whoa.
560
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:37,701
No one's there.
561
00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:39,871
Follow me.
562
00:25:41,038 --> 00:25:42,832
Wait, I think we should turn ourselves in.
563
00:25:42,915 --> 00:25:43,916
What? No. Go!
564
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,751
Not turning ourselves in.
That's pussy shit.
565
00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,170
They might appreciate the gesture.
566
00:25:47,253 --> 00:25:50,131
Yeah, and they might cut our dicks off.
We gotta get out and go for help.
567
00:25:50,214 --> 00:25:52,509
We're not gonna go for help.
Slide down this rail.
568
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:53,926
-It'll be badass.
569
00:25:54,009 --> 00:25:55,302
Yeah.
570
00:25:57,430 --> 00:25:58,932
Oh! Oh, shit.
571
00:25:59,015 --> 00:26:02,102
I need help.
That was not badass. Come on!
572
00:26:07,856 --> 00:26:09,692
All exits confirmed as locked.
573
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:11,528
No sign of the waiters.
574
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,325
They locked the doors
and we don't have our phones!
575
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,368
-We're screwed!
-No shit, Baby Dunc.
576
00:26:20,494 --> 00:26:21,453
We gotta get a landline.
577
00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:29,503
Clear.
578
00:26:32,548 --> 00:26:35,050
-I got two.
-Quick, take 'em up with the rest.
579
00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:36,802
-Ándale, bitch.
580
00:26:42,433 --> 00:26:43,684
Let's move.
581
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,066
Tie them together.
582
00:26:50,150 --> 00:26:52,818
One collar per group.
583
00:26:52,902 --> 00:26:55,739
Now, listen up... if you want to live.
584
00:26:55,822 --> 00:26:57,906
These collars are linked to sensors
585
00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:02,578
that we have placed
at every entrance of this building.
586
00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:06,915
Anyone who attempts to enter or exit,
587
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,917
they detonate.
588
00:27:09,001 --> 00:27:11,086
It's fucked up, right?
589
00:27:11,171 --> 00:27:13,381
-You missed me.
Collect their cell phones
590
00:27:13,464 --> 00:27:15,299
if they still have them.
591
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:18,053
And if they try anything funny, well...
592
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:23,057
...refrain from killing anyone
unless I tell you.
593
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,351
We're not here to murder.
594
00:27:24,433 --> 00:27:26,394
We're here to collect a toll
from Bey Awadi
595
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,980
for trespassing on American soil.
596
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,273
You ain't touching my stacks, bro.
597
00:27:31,357 --> 00:27:32,776
Really?
598
00:27:32,858 --> 00:27:34,818
"In case of threat of violence
or act of terror,
599
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,238
please do not challenge
or defy assailants.
600
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:39,074
Comply with their demands at all times."
601
00:27:39,156 --> 00:27:41,159
Did you read that in the manual
or something?
602
00:27:41,241 --> 00:27:42,576
No.
603
00:27:42,660 --> 00:27:44,287
Well, yes, but... who cares?
604
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,623
It gives me everything I need
to keep the hotel in order,
605
00:27:46,705 --> 00:27:49,000
-no matter what.
-This lady just shit her pants.
606
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,667
Is that in the manual too?
607
00:27:50,751 --> 00:27:54,088
I... I did... I did not shit my pants.
608
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,298
I just want to make that clear.
609
00:27:56,383 --> 00:27:57,967
Are you calling me a liar?
610
00:27:58,050 --> 00:28:00,804
No, I'm saying you're very smart
and you're picking up on something.
611
00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:03,765
Maybe someone...
someone did shit their pants.
612
00:28:03,847 --> 00:28:05,432
And I'm not gonna say who.
613
00:28:06,726 --> 00:28:08,853
-But someone.
-Get her out of here.
614
00:28:08,936 --> 00:28:12,106
-Yeah, get her out of here. Damn it.
Get you out of here.
615
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:14,608
-Oh, it's dripping.
616
00:28:14,692 --> 00:28:15,902
And now it hit my anklet.
617
00:28:15,984 --> 00:28:17,862
-And my toe ring.
618
00:28:19,989 --> 00:28:21,324
We are locked down, boss.
619
00:28:21,407 --> 00:28:24,536
And I'm very close
to accessing the offshore accounts.
620
00:28:24,618 --> 00:28:25,702
I know, I know.
621
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:28,038
"Close only counts
in horseshoes and hand grenades."
622
00:28:28,832 --> 00:28:30,083
I wasn't gonna say that. The phones are dead.
623
00:28:31,792 --> 00:28:34,128
No Internet either. No Wi-Fi, no DSL.
624
00:28:34,211 --> 00:28:37,382
Jesus, this guy has so many tabs open.
It's stressing me the fuck out.
625
00:28:37,464 --> 00:28:39,550
Guys, they cut the lines.
626
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,926
It's what they do.
627
00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,221
It's... what I'd do.
628
00:28:45,222 --> 00:28:47,142
Hey, stop talking cool. Okay?
629
00:28:50,686 --> 00:28:51,520
Clear.
630
00:28:56,776 --> 00:28:58,862
Oh, my God. There's two guys
out there with guns.
631
00:28:58,944 --> 00:29:00,904
-They're coming this way.
-That's it. I'm done.
632
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,282
Wait, what are you...
What's with the pockets?
633
00:29:03,365 --> 00:29:05,492
-I'm showing them I'm unarmed.
Shut up.
634
00:29:05,576 --> 00:29:07,537
We can think of something.
We can take 'em.
635
00:29:07,619 --> 00:29:09,038
Darren, just think of something.
636
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:11,039
I can't. I got nothing, man.
637
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:14,085
-Fine.
638
00:29:15,377 --> 00:29:17,297
-What are you...
I got an idea.
639
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:20,467
I haven't done this in a long time.
640
00:29:31,978 --> 00:29:35,230
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
641
00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,240
Whoa!
642
00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:45,866
What the fuck?
643
00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:49,119
Look at this freaky fuck.
644
00:29:49,203 --> 00:29:51,663
Hey, Rich, come in here.
You gotta see this.
645
00:29:54,834 --> 00:29:55,751
Jesus.
646
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:57,878
Rest in peace, you horny bastard.
647
00:30:02,008 --> 00:30:03,968
I just don't like the way
this job is going.
648
00:30:04,051 --> 00:30:06,805
-Everything's falling apart.
-Ah. Hey, hey, hey.
649
00:30:07,555 --> 00:30:10,141
By this time tomorrow,
we'll be sitting poolside
650
00:30:10,224 --> 00:30:12,018
sipping Coronas in Cabo, right?
651
00:30:14,061 --> 00:30:16,146
I just don't wanna see you getting hurt.
652
00:30:16,689 --> 00:30:18,106
You're sweet.
653
00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,151
I love you.
654
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:24,905
I love you too.
655
00:30:32,079 --> 00:30:33,038
-Yeah.
-Real quick.
656
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:34,414
Okay, yeah.
657
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:53,893
Ew, right?
658
00:30:57,313 --> 00:30:59,231
Stop!
Sorry. Hey.
659
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:01,358
Hmm?
660
00:31:01,442 --> 00:31:05,113
You go around,
grab the corner of the sheet...
661
00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:18,625
Psst!
662
00:31:29,053 --> 00:31:30,762
Hit 'em with the lamp!
663
00:31:30,846 --> 00:31:32,056
Wha...
664
00:31:39,188 --> 00:31:40,647
Oh, I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
665
00:31:46,194 --> 00:31:47,322
Rich
666
00:31:50,532 --> 00:31:52,535
Ow.
Uh...
667
00:31:52,618 --> 00:31:55,788
Oh! Freeze! Shit.
668
00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:58,040
You just killed the man of my dreams.
669
00:31:58,124 --> 00:31:59,666
-Now you're gonna die.
No, no.
670
00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:03,171
He's just knocked out. Like the movie
Friday. "He got knocked the fuck out!"
671
00:32:10,428 --> 00:32:13,556
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I killed him.
672
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,557
I'll be your boyfriend.
673
00:32:23,900 --> 00:32:25,067
I didn't do it.
674
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,410
Baby Dunc, are you okay
675
00:32:36,412 --> 00:32:37,663
I think you killed him.
676
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:41,541
Sorry I didn't help,
677
00:32:41,625 --> 00:32:44,711
but I got punched in the chest
really hard one time.
678
00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:50,093
We killed the bad guys. My plan worked!
679
00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:51,301
What-- hey, stop it!
680
00:32:51,385 --> 00:32:53,054
Your plan didn't work.
You got them horny
681
00:32:53,136 --> 00:32:54,638
and got me 300 kicked in the chest.
-I'm fine!
682
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:58,558
We got these bitches
right where we want them.
683
00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:01,186
-Now we gotta just go through their shit.
-Alexxx, no! No!
684
00:33:01,269 --> 00:33:03,397
Leave their stuff alone.
You're gonna make them madder.
685
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,942
Baby Dunc, what are you talking about?
This is video games 101.
686
00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:08,987
-You kill bad guys, you take their shit.
-It's true.
687
00:33:09,069 --> 00:33:10,445
Like you never played video games.
688
00:33:10,529 --> 00:33:12,240
-Go close the fucking door.
-Okay, yeah.
689
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:14,282
We got zip ties.
690
00:33:16,618 --> 00:33:19,705
We got a fucking gun.
We got a big-ass knife.
691
00:33:19,788 --> 00:33:22,583
By the way, I get next kill.
You guys are being total kill hogs--
692
00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:29,089
-Okay, and that is where the trigger is.
693
00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:30,799
-Oh, my God.
Now we know that.
694
00:33:30,883 --> 00:33:32,468
I'm gonna go put on pants, so... Oh, yeah, no. Good call, good call,
695
00:33:34,721 --> 00:33:37,848
you're gonna wanna be fully clothed
when you fucking blow your head off, man!
696
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,851
Why are you getting dressed in the closet?
697
00:33:39,933 --> 00:33:41,894
We've already seen
your dick, balls, and butthole.
698
00:33:42,811 --> 00:33:45,105
-A lot.
699
00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:47,775
-I haven't shaved in months.
Okay, this is it.
700
00:33:47,858 --> 00:33:51,028
I'm stressing out. Alexxx, get back here
and sell me salvia right now, man!
701
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:53,780
Yeah, Darren,
I'm not gonna sell you salvia right now
702
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:57,117
'cause we're kind of under attack
from terrorists.
703
00:33:57,201 --> 00:33:59,912
Every time you open that, I see your dick.
We need to get outta here.
704
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:04,000
We need to get away from bad people.
We need to get help from good people.
705
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:07,336
If you wanna bail on the Bey
and the Skintendo Joysuit to go get help,
706
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,047
fine, we can do that.
707
00:34:09,130 --> 00:34:10,922
But we gotta do it in a badass fashion,
708
00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:13,175
or we're gonna look
like total fucking pussies.
709
00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:14,552
We are pussies!
710
00:34:14,635 --> 00:34:17,179
-We don't have to look like it, Baby Dunc!
-Don't call me that.
711
00:34:17,262 --> 00:34:19,724
Darren, think of something dope
and badass to get us out.
712
00:34:19,806 --> 00:34:22,226
-Baby Dunc, implement the thing
713
00:34:22,309 --> 00:34:24,561
that Darren's about to think of. Go.
714
00:34:26,271 --> 00:34:27,940
I'm not coming up with the plan, okay?
715
00:34:37,492 --> 00:34:40,411
-Shit! I thought of something.
716
00:34:40,494 --> 00:34:41,788
Is it something I can build?
717
00:34:42,329 --> 00:34:44,623
-Yeah.
-Fuck.
718
00:34:44,706 --> 00:34:46,833
Why do I have to be
so goddamn industrious?
719
00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:50,420
Hey, guys?
If you guys thought my dick was small,
720
00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,465
it's 'cause the AC
was really blasting earlier.
721
00:34:52,547 --> 00:34:53,590
So that's the reason.
722
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:57,010
It's super hot, right?
-It's very hot.
723
00:34:57,094 --> 00:34:58,096
Alexxx, I...
724
00:34:59,054 --> 00:35:00,681
you've got nothing to be ashamed of.
725
00:35:06,728 --> 00:35:09,940
If you-- don't pull too much on this one,
'cause then this one gets pulled.
726
00:35:12,568 --> 00:35:14,070
What the fuck, man?
727
00:35:14,152 --> 00:35:16,530
Eagle Eye has been watching you,
Bey Awadi.
728
00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:19,951
The
What do they want with him?
729
00:35:20,034 --> 00:35:22,202
Sometimes the government's
politically correct hands
730
00:35:22,286 --> 00:35:24,496
get tied in knots, forcing people
to protect their lands
731
00:35:24,579 --> 00:35:26,289
from unwanted invasions.
732
00:35:26,373 --> 00:35:27,916
"Invasions."
733
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,751
I'm not a fuckin' invader, bro.
734
00:35:29,835 --> 00:35:32,463
I love America. I went to Florida State.
735
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:33,630
Peep the bill, bro.
736
00:35:33,713 --> 00:35:35,715
I'm here to have fun, fuck,
737
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,635
drink, pop Molly.
738
00:35:37,717 --> 00:35:39,262
What's more American than that, bro?
739
00:35:39,344 --> 00:35:40,512
Money.
740
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:43,391
Five hundred million dollars
transferred into an offshore account.
741
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:46,893
Five hundred million?
You are crazy, Mr. Albino Bad Guy.
742
00:35:46,978 --> 00:35:48,271
That's not gonna happen.
743
00:35:48,353 --> 00:35:50,188
He doesn't have that kind of cash flow.
744
00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:52,692
I-it's all tied up in assets, uh, bonds...
745
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,862
Does this free up some of those assets?
746
00:35:56,945 --> 00:35:58,405
-I get it.
747
00:35:58,489 --> 00:36:01,449
This is a prank.
It's just kind of dark, man, like...
748
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:03,369
Knoxville, you can come out now!
749
00:36:03,744 --> 00:36:06,204
No! Steve
750
00:36:06,289 --> 00:36:09,125
-Come on, man. We told you we can't.
-Th-th-there is a way.
751
00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:11,751
Oh, dear.
752
00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:14,838
An account a-access code.
Only, uh, he and his father have it.
753
00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:16,507
What the fuck are you doing?
754
00:36:16,590 --> 00:36:18,550
He's playing nice.
755
00:36:18,634 --> 00:36:20,802
Now it's your turn.
756
00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:23,722
I can't, okay?
If... if I give you those codes,
757
00:36:26,224 --> 00:36:28,643
Wh... what?
758
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:29,644
The dog.
759
00:36:29,728 --> 00:36:31,313
The dog?
760
00:36:31,396 --> 00:36:33,148
Mm.
-Lil Puma.
761
00:36:33,231 --> 00:36:34,733
Little Puma. Hi, pal.
762
00:36:34,817 --> 00:36:37,445
-Oh, that's a good boy.
763
00:36:37,527 --> 00:36:38,905
Come to Uncle Conrad.
764
00:36:38,987 --> 00:36:40,864
We have a couple
of those extra breach sensors.
765
00:36:40,947 --> 00:36:42,657
Get them with a corresponding collar.
766
00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:45,369
Be careful with his hip dysplasia, please.
767
00:36:45,452 --> 00:36:48,581
Of course, of course.
You know, I love dogs. Big dogs, usually.
768
00:36:48,664 --> 00:36:50,416
Little dogs not much, but this one
769
00:36:50,498 --> 00:36:52,293
-has a great personality.
770
00:36:52,376 --> 00:36:54,253
No, no, no. What
771
00:36:56,713 --> 00:36:58,757
There you go, Lil Puma. Go get it, boy.
772
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:02,762
Oh, thank you very much.
Don't do it.
773
00:37:02,844 --> 00:37:03,846
Puma, stay. Stay, Puma.
774
00:37:03,929 --> 00:37:06,514
-No!
775
00:37:10,978 --> 00:37:12,230
Why is this thing beeping?
776
00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:15,608
-Oh, shit!
777
00:37:21,530 --> 00:37:24,909
I must have given you the nine...
which was upside down.
778
00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:27,244
That is my bad.
779
00:37:27,702 --> 00:37:29,996
The lesson still stands.
780
00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:33,793
The account numbers,
or there will be more bloodshed.
781
00:37:35,335 --> 00:37:37,213
Do it, Bey Awadi.
782
00:37:40,257 --> 00:37:41,800
Okay. Okay, clear. Go.
783
00:37:41,884 --> 00:37:43,135
Ready?
Yeah.
784
00:37:48,807 --> 00:37:51,643
Zip-tie zip line. Baby Dunc, you genius.
785
00:37:51,726 --> 00:37:54,438
Uh, it was my idea.
You know, I saw the scaffolding.
786
00:37:54,521 --> 00:37:55,981
I said, "Home Alone-style zip line."
787
00:37:56,065 --> 00:37:58,108
-Okay, it's fine. Good work.
-Thanks.
788
00:37:58,192 --> 00:38:02,487
Okay. Are you ready to be Tom Brady?
Because that's what's about to go down.
789
00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:05,240
You're gonna become Tom Brady, Alexxx.
790
00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:06,492
-Fuckin' Tom Brady, dog.
-Yes.
791
00:38:06,574 --> 00:38:08,202
-Yeah, you're Tom Brady.
-Tom Brady, dog!
792
00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,663
-Yeah, you're Tom Brady.
793
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,581
-Shh.
794
00:38:13,666 --> 00:38:16,251
Here we go.
795
00:38:22,967 --> 00:38:25,094
-I'm Tom Brady!
796
00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:26,887
-Tom Brady!
-♪ We the Brady Bunch ♪
797
00:38:26,971 --> 00:38:29,974
-♪ We the Brady Bunch ♪
The what Brady Bunch?
798
00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:32,559
Do you think Tom Brady
is in The Brady Bunch?
799
00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,186
Yeah, it's the dad, right?
800
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:36,646
-No.
-No, he isn't.
801
00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,190
Oh, I thought that's who we...
802
00:38:38,273 --> 00:38:41,568
He was cool, though. He was really cool.
He had a hell of a... arm.
803
00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,112
Okay, why don't you just show us
how my zip line works, Joel?
804
00:38:44,195 --> 00:38:46,324
-Yeah.
-Right, right. Um...
805
00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:50,577
Okay, so basically,
I rigged up this ironing board,
806
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,163
-like a harness.
Right.
807
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,789
And then you kind of use it
like a hang glider. Okay...
808
00:38:54,873 --> 00:38:56,000
Yeah?
Yeah.
809
00:38:56,083 --> 00:38:57,626
Kevin McCallister would be proud.
810
00:38:57,710 --> 00:38:58,918
Maybe even Tom Brady.
811
00:38:59,003 --> 00:39:00,503
-Don't talk about Tom Brady.
812
00:39:00,588 --> 00:39:02,505
-Just don't talk about him.
All right.
813
00:39:02,590 --> 00:39:03,590
Quarterback.
814
00:39:03,673 --> 00:39:05,300
Here's what we're gonna do.
815
00:39:05,384 --> 00:39:08,596
We are gonna shoot rock, paper, scissors
to find out who goes first.
816
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:11,056
Okay, but no "two out of three" bullshit.
817
00:39:11,139 --> 00:39:12,682
-Whoever wins wins.
-Right.
818
00:39:12,807 --> 00:39:14,476
Okay.
-Yes, yeah.
819
00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,353
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
820
00:39:16,436 --> 00:39:18,021
Yes.
-Fuck!
821
00:39:18,105 --> 00:39:19,981
Thank God.
Fuck!
822
00:39:20,065 --> 00:39:22,108
Let's go again. Two out of three.
Let's be fair.
823
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:24,110
You just said--
824
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:26,405
It could've happened to any of us,
just happened to you.
825
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:29,699
Yeah, maybe, or maybe hella long ago,
you guys were like,
826
00:39:29,784 --> 00:39:33,536
"If we ever do rock, paper, scissors
with Alexxx, we should shoot paper."
827
00:39:34,996 --> 00:39:37,625
Because two guys shooting paper,
that's suspect.
828
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:39,043
I can't...
-Yeah.
829
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,960
Okay, just forget it.
Let's shoot again.
830
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:43,213
What? No.
Yes, thank you, Baby Dunc.
831
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,673
-Don't call me a loser.
832
00:39:45,757 --> 00:39:47,259
Hey, guys, stop fighting.
833
00:39:47,342 --> 00:39:48,927
We'll make a dummy and do a test run.
834
00:39:49,010 --> 00:39:52,347
-We have a dummy right here.
-No, we'll just use one of the dead bo--
835
00:40:05,945 --> 00:40:08,197
Oh, my God!
836
00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:19,958
Oh, God!
837
00:40:25,297 --> 00:40:26,465
A little help.
838
00:40:26,548 --> 00:40:27,550
Help!
839
00:40:28,842 --> 00:40:30,177
Oh, fuck.
840
00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:39,603
Hey, give me half your Which Wich.
841
00:40:39,686 --> 00:40:41,521
Well,
if I wanted to eat a half a sandwich,
842
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:43,315
I'd have brought half a sandwich, Chet.
843
00:40:43,398 --> 00:40:44,692
Think you're pretty smart, huh?
844
00:40:44,775 --> 00:40:46,568
You the one installing
a seven-layer firewall
845
00:40:46,652 --> 00:40:49,697
to mask a $1/2-billion transaction
at the world's third-largest bank
846
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,115
using only your wife's tablet,
or is that me?
847
00:40:52,199 --> 00:40:53,742
Oh, that's right. It's me.
848
00:40:59,539 --> 00:41:01,250
-Way to go, Baby Dunc.
849
00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,293
What This is your plan!
850
00:41:03,376 --> 00:41:05,753
No, I said, "Home Alone-style zip line."
851
00:41:05,838 --> 00:41:07,505
This is Home Alone 3 at best.
852
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:10,050
We were supposed to look cool as shit
coming out of the window,
853
00:41:10,134 --> 00:41:11,092
doing a badass exit.
854
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,304
Now we look like a bunch of losers
hanging up here.
855
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:14,472
Oh, God.
856
00:41:16,556 --> 00:41:18,684
What the fuck?
The police!
857
00:41:18,766 --> 00:41:19,934
Hey, we're up here!
858
00:41:20,018 --> 00:41:22,521
Thank you so much. Thank you, God.
859
00:41:22,605 --> 00:41:25,231
Police! Yeah! Holla! Hooty-hoo!
860
00:41:25,315 --> 00:41:28,860
Oh! Oh, shit.
861
00:41:28,943 --> 00:41:31,197
-Oh, my God.
862
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,865
There are people in the hotel with guns!
863
00:41:33,990 --> 00:41:35,659
-No!
-Shooting people!
864
00:41:35,742 --> 00:41:37,369
-You're all fuckin' pigs!
-Get us down!
865
00:41:37,452 --> 00:41:38,746
Fuck you, copper!
866
00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,581
They're here to help us.
867
00:41:40,664 --> 00:41:43,291
We're not gonna look cool as shit
getting saved by the LAPD.
868
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:44,918
Do you even listen to Kendrick Lamar?
869
00:41:45,001 --> 00:41:46,836
Are there people up there with guns
or not?
870
00:41:46,961 --> 00:41:48,547
Yes, there are! That is one right there!
871
00:41:48,630 --> 00:41:50,715
He is a man with a gun.
He tried to cut off our dicks.
872
00:41:50,798 --> 00:41:53,010
Oh, fuck you.
You wish I touched your dick.
873
00:41:53,092 --> 00:41:55,054
We're coming up there.
What room number is that?
874
00:41:55,137 --> 00:41:57,972
-Nine seventeen!
We're coming up there now!
875
00:41:58,056 --> 00:41:59,099
Don't fucking move.
876
00:42:05,146 --> 00:42:06,690
LAPD. Open the door.
877
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:11,362
Are you aware you've got three waiters
878
00:42:11,445 --> 00:42:13,239
hanging outside the ninth
879
00:42:14,030 --> 00:42:16,824
Sir, walking away from a cop
is a bad idea.
880
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,161
I will arrest you for obstruction.
Open the fucking door!
881
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,746
-Shit.
882
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:26,210
Officer down! Officer down!
883
00:42:26,293 --> 00:42:27,795
Hank, I need backup!
884
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:30,463
I got you, Danny. I'm calling for backup.
I'm coming right now.
885
00:42:30,547 --> 00:42:32,382
Stay there!
-No! No, no, no!
886
00:42:32,465 --> 00:42:35,094
-Don't leave us up here.
887
00:42:35,177 --> 00:42:36,719
Let's wiggle our asses back in there,
888
00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,847
kill some bad guys,
and get our fucking check back.
889
00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,516
I'm not risking my life for the check.
890
00:42:40,599 --> 00:42:42,768
Why not
891
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:46,646
No! The check is your dream.
My dream is just working on Skintendo.
892
00:42:46,730 --> 00:42:47,856
But now you can!
893
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,858
And we are! Okay? We have been!
894
00:42:50,943 --> 00:42:52,318
-Baby Dunc...
Without you!
895
00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:57,449
Oh, what the fuck?
896
00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:00,869
Band-Aids and butter beans! We're online.
897
00:43:02,036 --> 00:43:04,206
Conrad, we're online.
Awaiting an access code.
898
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:08,001
Speak clearly.
899
00:43:09,210 --> 00:43:10,670
And speak quickly.
900
00:43:11,630 --> 00:43:13,632
Fuck. Fuck!
901
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:15,259
Fifty-three...
902
00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:17,385
Twenty-two...
903
00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:20,097
Zero two...
904
00:43:20,179 --> 00:43:21,431
Zero two...
905
00:43:21,514 --> 00:43:24,601
Thirty-three...
-Thirty-three...
906
00:43:24,684 --> 00:43:26,644
-Sixty-nine.
-Six-nine.
907
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,398
I want verbal confirmation
from you, Darren.
908
00:43:30,481 --> 00:43:32,525
Are you working on the fucking game
without me?
909
00:43:33,152 --> 00:43:33,985
Affirmative.
910
00:43:35,820 --> 00:43:37,364
You motherfuckers!
911
00:43:37,447 --> 00:43:40,159
I'm gonna wiggle us back in there,
you backstabbing bitches!
912
00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,208
Sixty-nine, 420, 69.
913
00:43:48,291 --> 00:43:50,210
-I'm serious!
Sixty-nine, 69, 69.
914
00:43:50,293 --> 00:43:51,210
Oh, shit!
915
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:57,592
What the fuck?
916
00:44:01,554 --> 00:44:02,722
Conrad, hold on.
917
00:44:04,391 --> 00:44:05,851
Shit.
918
00:44:05,934 --> 00:44:07,061
We've had a breach.
919
00:44:07,143 --> 00:44:08,853
Oh, God.
920
00:44:08,936 --> 00:44:10,396
Sixth floor, security room.
921
00:44:11,148 --> 00:44:12,900
What do you mean
922
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:15,235
Who the fuck are you
923
00:44:16,402 --> 00:44:17,695
Huh
924
00:44:18,197 --> 00:44:19,364
Are you SEALs?
925
00:44:19,447 --> 00:44:20,865
Transporters?
926
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:24,827
Answer me right the fuck now,
or I'll plug you in three seconds.
927
00:44:24,911 --> 00:44:25,746
Uh...
928
00:44:29,583 --> 00:44:30,958
-One...
-No.
929
00:44:31,043 --> 00:44:32,168
Please.
930
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,172
-Two...
-Please.
931
00:44:40,469 --> 00:44:41,929
-No!
-No, no. Wait, wait, wait--
932
00:44:42,012 --> 00:44:43,806
-Three!
933
00:44:47,684 --> 00:44:49,519
-Oh, fuck.
934
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:51,521
Oh... oh, my God.
935
00:44:52,106 --> 00:44:54,273
I'm a genius! I wiggled us back in.
936
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:57,443
Whoo!
937
00:44:57,527 --> 00:45:00,280
Donald, kill themand then enter the code.
938
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:02,032
You do have the code, right, Donald?
939
00:45:02,782 --> 00:45:03,617
Donald?
940
00:45:03,699 --> 00:45:04,784
Donald?
941
00:45:07,913 --> 00:45:09,831
There's a cop at the lobby door.
We shot him.
942
00:45:10,541 --> 00:45:11,750
But he got away.
943
00:45:15,253 --> 00:45:16,838
Why are you looking at me like that, huh?
944
00:45:16,922 --> 00:45:18,632
You're the sneaky fucks.
945
00:45:18,715 --> 00:45:21,092
The backstabbers,
the betrayers, the Judas...
946
00:45:21,175 --> 00:45:22,344
Judases
947
00:45:22,427 --> 00:45:25,972
The one that betrayed Jesus
948
00:45:26,056 --> 00:45:27,516
Yeah, you're the fucking Judases.
949
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:29,226
Let's stop with the name-calling, guys.
950
00:45:29,309 --> 00:45:30,643
-Backstabbers.
Great.
951
00:45:30,726 --> 00:45:32,813
Okay, guys, new rule: always double-check
952
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:35,858
that dead bad guys
are actually dead bad guys.
953
00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,775
Holy shit!
954
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,402
This is a dead bad guy!
955
00:45:40,153 --> 00:45:43,865
I don't know, I feel like my dead bad guy
is way worse than your dead bad guy.
956
00:45:43,949 --> 00:45:45,659
"My dead bad"?
That's not your dead bad guy.
957
00:45:45,742 --> 00:45:47,161
These are just dead bad guys.
958
00:45:47,244 --> 00:45:49,579
Looks like a human-sized
ketchup packet exploded.
959
00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:52,458
Damn it.
960
00:45:52,541 --> 00:45:54,041
Computer's busted. I can't get online.
961
00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,920
Yeah, he is full-on spaghetti
and meat sauce down here.
962
00:45:57,003 --> 00:46:00,382
-Guys. I found a phone.
963
00:46:02,759 --> 00:46:03,677
Wait a second.
964
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,804
Why does the dead bad guy
have this dude's number?
965
00:46:08,306 --> 00:46:10,809
Yeah, I would love to be an owl, Darren.
966
00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:13,561
So I could soar off into the night
hella majestically.
967
00:46:22,570 --> 00:46:25,324
Wait, you have a phone?
You have to call for help.
968
00:46:26,282 --> 00:46:28,994
-Shh. No.
969
00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:30,329
I think he just screened me.
970
00:46:30,411 --> 00:46:32,998
He screened the dead guy.
Don't take it personally.
971
00:46:33,081 --> 00:46:34,373
Shut up. Voicemail.
972
00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:36,751
Hey, this is Darren and Joel.
973
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,045
Yeah, I'm here too, so...
974
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:41,047
And Alexxx.
The, uh-- the Dew'd Crew from the roof.
975
00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:42,298
-Say "Skintendo."
976
00:46:42,382 --> 00:46:44,217
We are calling
to find out what's going on.
977
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:46,302
There's, like...
people shooting and stuff.
978
00:46:46,385 --> 00:46:49,389
Please give me a call back at this number,
uh, when it's a good time for you.
979
00:46:49,472 --> 00:46:50,599
Okay, give me the phone.
980
00:46:50,681 --> 00:46:52,476
-We'll talk then.
-It's not a conference call.
981
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:54,561
We're not waiting for him to call back.
982
00:46:54,644 --> 00:46:57,188
You didn't even bring up
the two most important things:
983
00:46:57,271 --> 00:47:01,193
the Bey and, I don't know,
how about the fucking check?
984
00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:02,902
-Come on.
-The check.
985
00:47:02,985 --> 00:47:04,655
Mention a dead body. That'd be nice.
986
00:47:04,737 --> 00:47:06,364
Been a while since I've left a voicemail.
987
00:47:06,447 --> 00:47:07,657
I'm gonna call him back, so...
988
00:47:07,740 --> 00:47:09,992
It's rude to just call right back.
You leave a message,
989
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:11,536
-let them call you back.
-Darren...
990
00:47:14,539 --> 00:47:17,291
Ahmad, you dumb fuck.
You gotta call somebody, yo.
991
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:20,711
-Fuck the police. Except for right now.
You're gonna get us killed.
992
00:47:20,795 --> 00:47:23,715
You didn't turn it in.
You're putting everyone's lives at risk.
993
00:47:23,798 --> 00:47:25,884
I'm sorry, is there something
we should be discussing?
994
00:47:25,967 --> 00:47:26,969
No.
995
00:47:32,724 --> 00:47:35,434
Hold up.
996
00:47:38,896 --> 00:47:40,315
No, I don't see any phone.
997
00:47:40,398 --> 00:47:42,483
Um, you guys just be quiet over here.
998
00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:45,278
Your fucking creepy blue eyes
don't see the phone lighting up
999
00:47:45,362 --> 00:47:46,697
in his pocket right there?
1000
00:47:46,780 --> 00:47:49,740
Also, it's making a noise.
It's going, "vuh, voo, vuh."
1001
00:47:49,824 --> 00:47:51,326
-It's over!
1002
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:54,246
Cut me free. Now!
1003
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:57,248
Wait, wait, wait.
Hey-- this is not my fault.
1004
00:47:57,331 --> 00:48:00,168
Erma derailed the entire operation
the moment she got here.
1005
00:48:00,251 --> 00:48:02,003
And has anyone noticed her accent?
1006
00:48:02,086 --> 00:48:05,465
The German accent? It's fake!
She grew up in Pacoima!
1007
00:48:05,548 --> 00:48:07,050
Come on. She's a lunatic! Is this true, Erma?
1008
00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,804
Yeah, I'm a lunatic.
1009
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:13,764
No, no, no. No. Give me--
1010
00:48:13,849 --> 00:48:15,851
-Give me the gun.
Gladly. See, told you.
1011
00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:17,768
-Right.
1012
00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,646
Kill her. Like this.
1013
00:48:30,532 --> 00:48:32,742
Lovely.
1014
00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,621
Honestly, did not know
I was gonna do that.
1015
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:37,121
This whole thing was you?
1016
00:48:37,204 --> 00:48:38,789
Mm, giving orders the whole time
1017
00:48:38,873 --> 00:48:43,170
from the... "dusty-ass BlackBerry"
in my pocket.
1018
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:46,340
Physical keyboards
aren't so stupid now, are they?
1019
00:48:46,422 --> 00:48:48,592
Nah, they're still dumb as fuck,
1020
00:48:48,675 --> 00:48:52,596
and you still got atrocious-ass halitosis,
but I'm surprised.
1021
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:56,766
Yeah, well, at least my breath
doesn't smell like old-ass hyena pussy.
1022
00:48:56,849 --> 00:48:58,434
Oh, God.
1023
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:05,233
-Hello, Donald, you cheeky sausage.
1024
00:49:06,610 --> 00:49:08,027
No, I think that Donald guy's dead.
1025
00:49:08,110 --> 00:49:09,655
He either was sucked out of a window,
1026
00:49:09,737 --> 00:49:11,947
or he choked on a computer.
So what's going on up there?
1027
00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:14,909
Speakerphone.
1028
00:49:14,992 --> 00:49:16,952
Speaker.
-I'm going on speakerphone.
1029
00:49:17,036 --> 00:49:18,038
-Dew'd Crew here.
-Hey.
1030
00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:19,456
Lumber Jacks...
1031
00:49:19,539 --> 00:49:21,833
Uh, hi?
1032
00:49:22,958 --> 00:49:25,003
Wait, why do you have this guy's number?
1033
00:49:26,713 --> 00:49:27,922
Wait, are you a bad guy too?
1034
00:49:28,005 --> 00:49:30,257
Well, I suppose so, yes.
1035
00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:35,597
But, um, you have just forced me
to become... unmistakably evil.
1036
00:49:38,641 --> 00:49:40,601
Oh, fuck.
1037
00:49:41,353 --> 00:49:42,978
I'll take the access codes now.
1038
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:43,896
Nah.
1039
00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:47,900
Sorry, motherfucker. Can't do it.
That dude? I didn't know him.
1040
00:49:47,983 --> 00:49:50,403
Shit, he might've let me live
if I gave him the codes.
1041
00:49:50,487 --> 00:49:52,114
But you? Fuck you.
1042
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,782
I know if I give you the codes, I'm dead.
1043
00:49:54,865 --> 00:49:56,617
And I know why.
1044
00:49:56,702 --> 00:49:58,494
'Cause I made you eat that hooker's booty
1045
00:49:58,577 --> 00:50:00,204
at my birthday party, isn't it?
1046
00:50:02,081 --> 00:50:05,668
This motherfucker ate a hooker's booty.
You had crabs in your teeth for a week.
1047
00:50:05,751 --> 00:50:07,628
Remember shoving your face
1048
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,382
right up in that crab-infested
booty hole, bro?
1049
00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:12,134
'Cause I do, you fucking loser.
1050
00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:15,721
You dumb fucking fuck-hole.
1051
00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:19,224
You fucking suck.
-Very well.
1052
00:50:19,306 --> 00:50:21,851
I'll acquire my compensation another way.
1053
00:50:21,934 --> 00:50:24,521
And while I wait to get paid, I'll...
1054
00:50:24,603 --> 00:50:26,815
torture you. And kill you.
1055
00:50:26,898 --> 00:50:30,652
Erma! We are sending a video
to the United States government.
1056
00:50:30,735 --> 00:50:34,780
Oh! Also... bring me Shaggy.
1057
00:50:34,864 --> 00:50:36,074
What the hell's going on?
1058
00:50:41,371 --> 00:50:43,081
Hey, guys, check it out.
1059
00:50:47,126 --> 00:50:48,503
Whoa.
1060
00:50:48,586 --> 00:50:50,130
Pigs brought the whole farm.
1061
00:50:51,088 --> 00:50:53,592
Yeah.
Turn on the news.
1062
00:50:53,675 --> 00:50:54,842
Turn on the news.
1063
00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,304
Okay.
1064
00:50:58,929 --> 00:51:00,306
Steve-O!
1065
00:51:00,389 --> 00:51:01,974
-There, there, there.
Steve-O!
1066
00:51:02,057 --> 00:51:03,893
Give me that mic. Give me that mic!
1067
00:51:03,976 --> 00:51:06,103
Steve-O, if you can hear mein the spirit world......I love you, brother.
1068
00:51:08,398 --> 00:51:10,608
It should've been you!It should've been you.
1069
00:51:10,692 --> 00:51:13,360
you. And Channel 8.
1070
00:51:14,070 --> 00:51:16,947
Uh, okay, I'm-- I'm just being toldwe've received a video
1071
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,617
from the terrorists.
1072
00:51:18,699 --> 00:51:22,204
Warning: what you're about to seemay not be suitable for younger viewers.
1073
00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:24,121
Good evening.
1074
00:51:24,206 --> 00:51:28,043
As you probably know, I've taken controlof the Level Hotel, Los Angeles.
1075
00:51:28,668 --> 00:51:30,711
I had intentions of only taking money
1076
00:51:30,795 --> 00:51:33,632
from a disrespectfuland arrogant billionaire child...
1077
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:37,969
but that was derailedby some idiotic waiters.
1078
00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,096
Are we the idiotics?
1079
00:51:40,179 --> 00:51:41,722
No, stupid. We're maids.
1080
00:51:41,806 --> 00:51:46,644
So now I'm holding 106 hostagesuntil I receive $500 million
1081
00:51:46,728 --> 00:51:49,188
and a helicopter,which I will fly out of the U.S.
1082
00:51:49,271 --> 00:51:53,318
and release... the remaining hostages.
1083
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:57,197
Oh, I should add: any breachof this building will trigger...
1084
00:51:58,072 --> 00:52:00,242
an explosive collar,creating a mess no one wants to clean up.
1085
00:52:02,577 --> 00:52:06,748
Additionally, I will kill one hostageevery 15 minutes
1086
00:52:06,831 --> 00:52:10,960
to ensure prompt payment, starting... now.
1087
00:52:11,043 --> 00:52:13,338
Oh, shit. That's hot.
1088
00:52:13,420 --> 00:52:16,382
Bro-- listen, man, listen.We brothers. We brothers.
1089
00:52:16,465 --> 00:52:18,717
We're supposed to be brothers, man!
1090
00:52:19,802 --> 00:52:22,304
-I could get you Stacey Dash's number.
1091
00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,474
-Oh, shit!
1092
00:52:26,393 --> 00:52:29,271
As you can see,I'm holding up my end of the bargain.
1093
00:52:29,353 --> 00:52:30,730
I hope you do the same.
1094
00:52:30,813 --> 00:52:34,608
And now, on a lighter note,another must-see TV moment:
1095
00:52:34,693 --> 00:52:37,862
a very chill performance... by Shaggy.
1096
00:52:39,447 --> 00:52:42,284
-Yeah, uh...
-Don't kill Shaggy. I fuckin' love Shaggy.
1097
00:52:42,367 --> 00:52:44,619
-Don't kill Shaggy. Don't kill Shaggy.
1098
00:52:44,702 --> 00:52:49,081
I wanna do this song that I wrotefor the earthquake victims of Haiti.
1099
00:52:49,164 --> 00:52:50,583
Sing "It Wasn't Me"!-Uh...
1100
00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:53,961
Dude, that's not really appropriatefor-- for what--
1101
00:52:54,045 --> 00:52:56,213
No one wants to hearthat Haiti shit!
1102
00:52:56,297 --> 00:52:58,675
Okay? They want "It Wasn't Me."I want "It Wasn't Me."
1103
00:52:58,757 --> 00:52:59,885
Sing "It Wasn't Me."
1104
00:52:59,967 --> 00:53:01,677
-Sing it!
Shaggy, please!
1105
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,846
Sing it, Shaggy!
1106
00:53:03,597 --> 00:53:06,266
♪ H-honey came inAnd she caught me red-handed ♪
1107
00:53:06,349 --> 00:53:09,351
♪ Creeping with the girl next door ♪
1108
00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,313
♪ Picture this, we were both butt-naked ♪
1109
00:53:11,396 --> 00:53:13,481
♪ Bangin' on the bathroom floor ♪
1110
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:19,278
♪ How could I forgetThat I have given her an extra key? ♪
1111
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:22,449
♪ All this time, she was standing there ♪
1112
00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,992
♪ She never took her eyes off me ♪
1113
00:53:25,076 --> 00:53:27,579
♪ How ya fi give the womanAccess to your villa? ♪
1114
00:53:27,661 --> 00:53:31,833
Shaggy goes on to finish the songand is unharmed, as far as we know.
1115
00:53:31,916 --> 00:53:34,293
Round everybody up! We're going inside.
1116
00:53:34,376 --> 00:53:37,130
Shag, too soon, but I'm out.
1117
00:53:37,213 --> 00:53:40,592
-Yeah, yo, by all means.
1118
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:42,552
What's the nearest room
that can accommodate us?
1119
00:53:42,677 --> 00:53:44,094
Uh, the conference room.
1120
00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:47,474
But, ooh, it's dressed
for a convention tomorrow,
1121
00:53:47,556 --> 00:53:50,226
so if you don't mind, I would appreciate
if we just stayed upstairs,
1122
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:51,436
not to mess it up.
1123
00:53:51,518 --> 00:53:53,396
-Take everyone to the conference room!
-Okay.
1124
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,773
Come on, let's move.
1125
00:53:54,856 --> 00:53:58,025
I don't herd cattle.
I'll be hunting waiters.
1126
00:53:58,108 --> 00:54:00,987
Bilbo, Dildo, you come with me.
1127
00:54:01,862 --> 00:54:05,449
You don't ask for respect, little girl.
You take it.
1128
00:54:08,661 --> 00:54:10,496
Move it, ladies.
You got legs. Use 'em.
1129
00:54:10,579 --> 00:54:12,456
-Move it, people.
1130
00:54:12,539 --> 00:54:15,501
-Everybody out.
-Keep moving! Let's go!
1131
00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,128
-Come on!
1132
00:54:21,423 --> 00:54:22,509
Darren, look.
1133
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,177
They're going inside.
1134
00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,304
So what?
1135
00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:28,306
So they're contained.
1136
00:54:28,389 --> 00:54:31,434
You can't contain machine guns, Darren.
1137
00:54:31,893 --> 00:54:33,561
How much salvia did you smoke?
1138
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:36,773
Shit, how much more do you have of that?
1139
00:54:36,856 --> 00:54:39,733
I mean, there's a lot here,
but it is covered in glass.
1140
00:54:39,818 --> 00:54:42,112
Not the sandwich, your salvia. How much?
1141
00:54:42,195 --> 00:54:44,905
Oh, so now you want my help.
1142
00:54:45,407 --> 00:54:46,782
Hmm, sure.
1143
00:54:46,865 --> 00:54:48,617
Grab those guns and follow moi.
1144
00:54:57,793 --> 00:55:00,380
You got glass.
You got glass in your hair.
1145
00:55:04,050 --> 00:55:07,177
I'm flippin' keys.
1146
00:55:07,262 --> 00:55:11,432
Well, not yet, actually.
I've got some serious rebranding to do.
1147
00:55:11,516 --> 00:55:15,728
Turns out salvia isn't a very sexy drug
and no one likes it except for Darren--
1148
00:55:15,811 --> 00:55:17,563
and, weirdly, the JV softball team.
1149
00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:20,650
-Those girls get fuckin' wild.
-Okay, yeah, whatever, man.
1150
00:55:20,733 --> 00:55:22,943
-This is perfect. This is great.
-Okay.
1151
00:55:24,403 --> 00:55:27,072
Alexxx
1152
00:55:27,489 --> 00:55:29,284
Because it looks like you live here.
1153
00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:32,286
I don't live here.
No, you know who I think lives here?
1154
00:55:32,369 --> 00:55:33,454
Josué.
1155
00:55:33,538 --> 00:55:36,750
Yeah, the maintenance guy?
That guy's... that guy's a weirdo.
1156
00:55:37,166 --> 00:55:39,376
Yeah, like I was saying
about the rebranding...
1157
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:43,465
um, you know, like the Marlboro man,
but this is "Uncle Sal."
1158
00:55:43,547 --> 00:55:45,925
Sal Get it?
1159
00:55:46,009 --> 00:55:49,137
Dude, there's, like, a "Buffalo Bill went
to Costco" amount of lotion over here.
1160
00:55:49,219 --> 00:55:52,639
-Pfft. Hey, the salvia's back here, so...
-Yeah, yeah.
1161
00:55:53,182 --> 00:55:55,768
Oh! And what is this?
1162
00:55:55,851 --> 00:55:58,103
This is an oil painting of you on a throne
1163
00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,856
with money hanging out of your pockets
1164
00:55:59,938 --> 00:56:02,108
and a bunch of tits
hovering around your head.
1165
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:04,652
Seems like he-- he's a true artist
for real, but...
1166
00:56:04,735 --> 00:56:06,028
that is weird, admittedly.
1167
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:08,280
-Salvia is this way, so...
Yeah, okay.
1168
00:56:08,364 --> 00:56:10,282
So Josué is up here painting you and...
1169
00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:15,789
beating off to a porno parody
of your favorite childhood movie, Flubber?
1170
00:56:15,871 --> 00:56:17,791
"Flubbher." That's funny.
1171
00:56:17,873 --> 00:56:19,125
Hmm.
Hmm.
1172
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:20,418
Huh.
1173
00:56:22,628 --> 00:56:26,173
Fine! Yes, I live here, okay?
I jerk off up here. I paint myself here.
1174
00:56:26,257 --> 00:56:28,885
I jerk off while painting myself.
Is that what you wanted to hear?
1175
00:56:28,967 --> 00:56:30,469
-Jesus Christ.
-This isn't that bad.
1176
00:56:30,552 --> 00:56:31,721
I'm saving up all the money,
1177
00:56:31,804 --> 00:56:33,806
so I'm gonna buy a Maybach
in like six years.
1178
00:56:33,889 --> 00:56:36,768
I'm an adult homeless man
stuck in a balling-ass body,
1179
00:56:36,851 --> 00:56:38,603
but I put my pride aside
1180
00:56:38,686 --> 00:56:40,813
and took you to my grow house
to save the fucking day.
1181
00:56:40,896 --> 00:56:43,565
-So you're welcome.
-Well, it's a grow closet at best,
1182
00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:46,610
but it's definitely enough salvia
to hotbox the whole conference room.
1183
00:56:46,693 --> 00:56:49,655
I mean, we can knock them on their asses,
take their weapons, lock them in.
1184
00:56:49,739 --> 00:56:51,990
-We could kill 'em.
-No, not kill them.
1185
00:56:52,074 --> 00:56:53,952
What do you mean?
You guys already got a kill.
1186
00:56:54,034 --> 00:56:57,371
I haven't gotten a kill yet, so it's--
it's kind of fair that I'd get one.
1187
00:56:57,454 --> 00:56:58,789
You can have my kill.
1188
00:56:58,873 --> 00:57:00,500
I don't want your kill. I want my own.
1189
00:57:00,583 --> 00:57:02,710
Look... I like this plan.
1190
00:57:02,793 --> 00:57:06,172
Cool, good. We gotta figure out how to get
the smoke into the conference room.
1191
00:57:06,255 --> 00:57:08,465
I'm thinking the maintenance breezeway.
The vents there?
1192
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:09,884
If we can go in the ducts...
1193
00:57:09,967 --> 00:57:11,510
No, I don't... I can't.
1194
00:57:11,594 --> 00:57:13,012
Figure it out. Look at all this.
1195
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,681
-Build something, man.
-I mean, there's a ton of lotion.
1196
00:57:17,141 --> 00:57:19,643
What, we should just jerk the goons off
into submission?
1197
00:57:19,726 --> 00:57:21,103
Just build something, man!
1198
00:57:21,186 --> 00:57:23,231
This is a trash heap.
There's nothing I can use here.
1199
00:57:23,313 --> 00:57:25,150
Yeah, this is all my belongings, so...
1200
00:57:27,235 --> 00:57:28,445
Hold on.
1201
00:57:28,527 --> 00:57:31,989
I got it. I got it! I'll draw it up
so you know what I'm talking about.
1202
00:57:32,072 --> 00:57:34,324
Oh, the wheels are turning!
1203
00:57:34,409 --> 00:57:36,244
All right. So what do I get to do?
1204
00:57:36,327 --> 00:57:38,163
You? Oh, nothing.
1205
00:57:38,246 --> 00:57:40,998
You just stay out of the way.
Okay? You've done enough.
1206
00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,085
On your feet!
1207
00:57:45,170 --> 00:57:46,463
On your feet now!
1208
00:57:49,257 --> 00:57:50,967
Ooh, tough guy.
Shut up.
1209
00:57:52,302 --> 00:57:53,887
-Shut up!
Yeah, you smell bad.
1210
00:57:53,969 --> 00:57:56,097
What, did you shit in your pants
1211
00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:57,891
Shit.
1212
00:57:57,974 --> 00:57:59,809
Wow, wow. You think I'm scared of you
1213
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:02,728
'cause you got a gun in my face? Fuck off.
1214
00:58:02,811 --> 00:58:04,521
Bet you think you're gonna buy respect
1215
00:58:06,231 --> 00:58:08,067
Well, it bought you respect.
1216
00:58:08,150 --> 00:58:11,362
What, you think these people like you
because they follow you online?
1217
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:14,740
You know, half his followers are bots.
1218
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:16,826
Okay? He's not as famous as you think.
1219
00:58:16,909 --> 00:58:19,829
Yo, point is, I blow their fucking minds.
1220
00:58:19,913 --> 00:58:21,998
All you do is hate and take.
1221
00:58:23,291 --> 00:58:27,128
Well, um... why don't we...
1222
00:58:27,211 --> 00:58:29,838
"blow their minds" now?
1223
00:58:32,925 --> 00:58:34,219
You there. Bring him over here.
1224
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:36,971
I didn't do anything. What's going on?
1225
00:58:37,054 --> 00:58:40,141
Oh, no, no. Jesus... oh, God.
1226
00:58:40,224 --> 00:58:41,351
Please don't hurt me.
1227
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:44,103
My intentions are to do
quite the opposite.
1228
00:58:45,688 --> 00:58:47,773
Strip his pants. Bend him over the table.
1229
00:58:47,856 --> 00:58:50,025
No. What the fuck?
1230
00:58:50,568 --> 00:58:51,902
What No.
1231
00:58:53,570 --> 00:58:54,489
Oh, Jesus.
1232
00:58:55,864 --> 00:58:56,699
Let me up.
1233
00:58:57,282 --> 00:58:58,826
You made me eat that...
1234
00:59:00,577 --> 00:59:03,998
...hooker ass.
1235
00:59:04,081 --> 00:59:05,458
Yeah.
1236
00:59:06,583 --> 00:59:09,503
Now let's see you muster any respect
1237
00:59:09,586 --> 00:59:13,757
after you toss this fat fuck's salad.
1238
00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:15,592
Whoa, whoa. Ahmad! Ahmad.
1239
00:59:16,469 --> 00:59:18,054
Whoa, it's so dark.
1240
00:59:18,137 --> 00:59:20,639
Do it, or he's a dead man.
1241
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,309
All right, I just wanna say
one thing, dog.
1242
00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:25,686
Didn't have to be this way.
1243
00:59:28,273 --> 00:59:29,273
Oh!
1244
00:59:34,695 --> 00:59:35,822
Stop...
1245
00:59:36,905 --> 00:59:40,201
What the fuck
1246
00:59:40,284 --> 00:59:44,871
Yeah.
Ooh. Wait-- wait, okay.
1247
00:59:44,956 --> 00:59:46,623
Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?
1248
00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:49,210
Bey's eating my ass.
1249
00:59:49,293 --> 00:59:53,088
I'm getting my salad tossed by Bey!
1250
00:59:53,172 --> 00:59:54,840
Someone 'Gram this!
1251
00:59:54,923 --> 00:59:57,510
-Right, enough--
-I'm not done, motherfucker!
1252
01:00:00,096 --> 01:00:02,306
All right, stop it! Get him up. Up.
Enough, enough!
1253
01:00:02,764 --> 01:00:04,349
Just a little bit longer.
1254
01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:06,351
What happened?
1255
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,978
You tried to embarrass me?
1256
01:00:08,061 --> 01:00:09,438
I done fucked 10,000 women.
1257
01:00:09,521 --> 01:00:12,233
You don't think I ate a grip
of dude
1258
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:14,610
Yeah-yeah!
1259
01:00:14,943 --> 01:00:17,864
You may not be able
to feel embarrassment. I get it.
1260
01:00:18,864 --> 01:00:20,532
But prepare to feel suffering.
1261
01:00:23,827 --> 01:00:25,538
-Let's try this again.
1262
01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:29,041
Bring me the correct
corresponding breach sensor.
1263
01:00:36,048 --> 01:00:38,342
Oh, I-I hope he can swim.
Ah! Oh!
1264
01:00:38,425 --> 01:00:40,385
-What...
-Oh, oh, oh.
1265
01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:42,764
-Okay.
1266
01:00:44,891 --> 01:00:46,809
These. We know what these do.
1267
01:00:46,893 --> 01:00:48,894
-No. Ahmad, Ahmad--
-Yeah.
1268
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:52,023
Oh, oh.
Oh, is that-- yeah.
1269
01:00:58,028 --> 01:00:59,489
-Lower.
1270
01:00:59,572 --> 01:01:00,947
Lower.
1271
01:01:01,615 --> 01:01:02,449
Perfect.
1272
01:01:03,992 --> 01:01:05,911
Fuck, they got Chet!
1273
01:01:06,454 --> 01:01:09,581
How the fuck is that possible?
They're fuckin' waiters.
1274
01:01:13,126 --> 01:01:14,461
Weren't you just
1275
01:01:15,045 --> 01:01:18,465
a fucking garbageman a few years ago?
1276
01:01:24,054 --> 01:01:25,306
This way.
1277
01:01:26,599 --> 01:01:30,018
I don't really appreciate you putting
my résumé in the street like that.
1278
01:01:30,728 --> 01:01:31,813
Tell me you were driving
1279
01:01:31,896 --> 01:01:33,731
-the fucking truck.
-Fuck you, man.
1280
01:01:40,737 --> 01:01:42,364
-That should do it.
-Good.
1281
01:01:42,447 --> 01:01:44,117
All right, so we patch into the air duct.
1282
01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:46,536
We hit the switch. We wait 30, 45 seconds.
1283
01:01:46,619 --> 01:01:49,079
Until the bad guys pass out.
We zip tie them, take their guns,
1284
01:01:49,204 --> 01:01:51,958
and free the hostages.
I know. It's my plan.
1285
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,043
Okay, cool. You can have a sticker
or something.
1286
01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:55,628
Come on.
-Sorry.
1287
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,255
All right, pick a gun.
1288
01:01:58,338 --> 01:02:00,882
No, no. I am not using a gun.
1289
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:03,302
All right? My brain is my weapon.
1290
01:02:03,385 --> 01:02:05,012
And it is fully loaded, sir.
1291
01:02:05,096 --> 01:02:07,639
Okay, fine. Then you wheel the cart.
1292
01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:10,351
What did I say?
Please don't do that, okay? Just...
1293
01:02:11,143 --> 01:02:12,478
grab the extension cord.
1294
01:02:13,228 --> 01:02:14,396
Let's go.
1295
01:02:38,628 --> 01:02:40,630
-Fuck you.
1296
01:02:40,715 --> 01:02:42,800
You're like the worst Bond villain ever.
1297
01:02:42,884 --> 01:02:44,719
You might as well just kill me, 'cause...
1298
01:02:44,802 --> 01:02:47,137
...I ain't gettin' tired.
1299
01:02:47,764 --> 01:02:50,182
Well, Lil Puma
looks kind of tuckered out.
1300
01:02:50,807 --> 01:02:52,851
Maybe we should put him out of his misery.
1301
01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:26,552
Wowee!
1302
01:03:26,635 --> 01:03:29,347
Now, that-- that was fun. Oh, God.
1303
01:03:29,429 --> 01:03:30,556
Take respect.
1304
01:03:30,639 --> 01:03:31,849
-Don't ask.
Yeah!
1305
01:03:31,932 --> 01:03:33,434
-Take.
-Oh!
1306
01:03:33,518 --> 01:03:35,644
Did you see all the fuckin' blood
in that water?
1307
01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:39,398
How much blood was in that dog?
It's like a fuckin' bloodhound!
1308
01:03:39,481 --> 01:03:40,440
All right, mister!
1309
01:03:40,525 --> 01:03:44,653
I think we have all had just about enough!
Right?
1310
01:03:44,737 --> 01:03:47,614
Your treatment of our hotel guest
is unacceptable,
1311
01:03:47,697 --> 01:03:51,034
not to mention your complete
and utter disregard for hotel property!
1312
01:03:51,117 --> 01:03:53,079
And you killed the little rat puppy!
1313
01:03:53,161 --> 01:03:57,041
As acting manager of the Level Hotel,
I am telling you,
1314
01:03:57,123 --> 01:03:58,793
this ends now!
1315
01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:01,086
Oh, God.
1316
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,173
Just-- There you are.
1317
01:04:05,257 --> 01:04:06,342
That's better.
1318
01:04:08,094 --> 01:04:09,302
Look at the time.
1319
01:04:10,429 --> 01:04:13,766
It appears the U.S. government
doesn't care about you.
1320
01:04:14,349 --> 01:04:17,186
In 60 seconds, someone will die.
1321
01:04:18,311 --> 01:04:20,773
But, uh, I think I'm done with killing.
1322
01:04:21,315 --> 01:04:24,693
For a little while, at least, um...
1323
01:04:27,572 --> 01:04:28,614
Don't talk.
1324
01:04:28,697 --> 01:04:31,074
You.
-Oh, shit.
1325
01:04:31,157 --> 01:04:32,117
No. Babe.
1326
01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:34,119
Do something. Volunteer as tribute.
1327
01:04:34,202 --> 01:04:35,161
-Do something!
-Up.
1328
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,914
Do something! Oh, God. Okay.
1329
01:04:36,998 --> 01:04:38,623
And...
1330
01:04:40,918 --> 01:04:43,086
No way. You.
1331
01:04:43,170 --> 01:04:44,797
Cut them free, please.
1332
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:45,715
Step forward.
1333
01:04:53,264 --> 01:04:54,556
Now...
1334
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:55,766
fight to the death.
1335
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:59,186
What? No.
1336
01:04:59,269 --> 01:05:02,273
I'm sending this... Oh!
1337
01:05:02,356 --> 01:05:04,233
...to the news next.
1338
01:05:05,275 --> 01:05:07,320
-Look, I'm not killing her.
-Okay.
1339
01:05:07,402 --> 01:05:10,322
One of you kill the other...
or I shoot you both.
1340
01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:14,869
Look, anybody who can see this,I don't wanna do this!
1341
01:05:14,952 --> 01:05:17,329
I am not a murderer!
1342
01:05:17,413 --> 01:05:18,873
You got that right! -Christ.
Shit, I killed him.
1343
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:23,835
J-Joel...
1344
01:05:24,545 --> 01:05:26,172
Now, that's what I call television.
1345
01:05:26,255 --> 01:05:27,632
But let's not do it again.
1346
01:05:27,715 --> 01:05:29,675
Bring me my money, my helicopter.
1347
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:32,929
-Just now.
1348
01:05:33,012 --> 01:05:34,554
Tell 'em to get the chopper up now.
1349
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:35,472
Yes, sir.
1350
01:05:37,266 --> 01:05:39,393
Hey, dude. Keep it down.
1351
01:05:49,903 --> 01:05:52,114
Hey. Hurry the fuck up.
1352
01:05:52,197 --> 01:05:54,032
Okay, do you want me to be fast or quiet?
1353
01:05:54,115 --> 01:05:55,952
'Cause that guy's about to kill somebody.
1354
01:05:56,034 --> 01:05:58,119
Come on, go, go, go, go, go, go.
1355
01:06:07,088 --> 01:06:08,797
Come on, come on, move it.
1356
01:06:26,606 --> 01:06:28,233
It was just working. Oop.
1357
01:06:28,317 --> 01:06:29,902
You're gonna die so fast compared to me.
1358
01:06:29,985 --> 01:06:31,903
Okay. It's ready.
1359
01:06:31,987 --> 01:06:34,614
-I got the torch. Need a lighter.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here.
1360
01:06:34,699 --> 01:06:36,534
Okay, just hand it to me. All right.
1361
01:06:36,617 --> 01:06:37,994
And, uh, plug in the fan.
1362
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,286
-Hurry!
1363
01:06:41,329 --> 01:06:42,914
Oh, was I supposed to bring that?
1364
01:06:42,998 --> 01:06:44,708
Yeah, I said bring it.
1365
01:06:45,418 --> 01:06:48,586
Yeah, well, you also said
you didn't need my help.
1366
01:06:49,170 --> 01:06:51,715
Then you cut me out of the Skintendo.
1367
01:06:51,798 --> 01:06:54,427
So, I don't know,
I guess I was just a little confused.
1368
01:06:56,344 --> 01:06:59,056
-Alexxx, no.
-Dude.
1369
01:06:59,431 --> 01:07:01,766
Please do not be a complete piece of shit
1370
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,686
and tell me you brought
that extension cord.
1371
01:07:03,768 --> 01:07:04,894
Mm-mm-mm.
1372
01:07:05,646 --> 01:07:08,148
You're playing games because
we wouldn't let you be in charge?
1373
01:07:08,231 --> 01:07:10,400
-Dude, those people are counting on us.
1374
01:07:10,483 --> 01:07:13,320
Forget it. It's fine. Just-- you're gonna
have to build a longer tube,
1375
01:07:13,403 --> 01:07:14,237
some kind of conduit.
1376
01:07:14,320 --> 01:07:17,074
Just get some more fucking...
grocery bags or...
1377
01:07:17,157 --> 01:07:18,576
-Uh...
-No, no, no.
1378
01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:19,492
Fuck you.
1379
01:07:19,577 --> 01:07:22,913
You are so fucking selfish,
it's disgusting.
1380
01:07:22,996 --> 01:07:27,333
I'm serious when I say this,
as maybe a friend,
1381
01:07:27,418 --> 01:07:28,753
but you better... watch your back.
1382
01:07:28,835 --> 01:07:30,128
Dude, you watch your back.
1383
01:07:30,211 --> 01:07:31,797
-No, dude, behind you!
-Watch your back!
1384
01:07:36,260 --> 01:07:37,135
Fuck!
1385
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:39,262
Don't shoot them, you idiot.
1386
01:07:39,346 --> 01:07:40,639
They're mine.
1387
01:07:41,681 --> 01:07:43,476
Damn it.
1388
01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:57,822
Well, well.
1389
01:07:59,157 --> 01:08:02,119
Looks like Little Miss Tough Girl
ain't so tough anymore, is she?
1390
01:08:03,871 --> 01:08:06,706
-We gonna have some fun.
1391
01:08:10,585 --> 01:08:12,963
-Split up!
-Split up!
1392
01:08:14,255 --> 01:08:16,341
Shit! Go this way!
1393
01:08:20,179 --> 01:08:21,596
-No!
-Oh, shit!
1394
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,890
What are you doing? Split up!
1395
01:08:22,972 --> 01:08:24,725
-Yeah, we did!
-I meant all of us.
1396
01:08:25,350 --> 01:08:28,854
I need a minute, man.
I got to take a little trip somewhere.
1397
01:08:29,229 --> 01:08:31,524
What? Oh, fuck no.
1398
01:08:31,606 --> 01:08:34,359
You're gonna smoke salvia
while we're being hunted by murderers?
1399
01:08:34,443 --> 01:08:35,444
That's right. Know why?
1400
01:08:35,528 --> 01:08:37,695
'Cause I don't wanna know
I'm being hunted by murderers.
1401
01:08:37,779 --> 01:08:40,115
Oh, yeah, suck it down, you fuckin' sicko.
1402
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:45,787
What about Alexxx, man?
We got to find him.
1403
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,125
Shit!
1404
01:09:08,351 --> 01:09:10,270
Get ready to be my first kill!
1405
01:09:10,354 --> 01:09:13,356
Yeah? Be prepared to be my millionth.
1406
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:17,278
Yeah, right!
1407
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:19,488
If you'd said nine or ten,
1408
01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,573
I'd be like, "This guy's a murderer,"
but a million?
1409
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:24,076
It's way too many!
That's too many murders!
1410
01:09:24,159 --> 01:09:25,368
No!
1411
01:09:41,385 --> 01:09:42,219
No!
1412
01:09:54,939 --> 01:09:56,942
Oh, God!
1413
01:09:57,025 --> 01:10:01,279
I'm gonna fucking kill you,
you son of a bitch.
1414
01:10:02,488 --> 01:10:04,490
-My bad.
1415
01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,537
Oh! I'm so sorry!
1416
01:10:09,246 --> 01:10:12,207
I'm sorry! I don't want to!
1417
01:10:14,752 --> 01:10:16,753
-Fuck you!
1418
01:10:30,643 --> 01:10:31,560
Follow me.
1419
01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:43,154
Great. Back in El Jizzblaster's room.
1420
01:10:44,030 --> 01:10:46,074
Nothing.
1421
01:10:47,158 --> 01:10:49,244
Okay? We're done.
1422
01:10:49,328 --> 01:10:51,956
You ruined our best shot
at ending all this.
1423
01:10:52,038 --> 01:10:53,332
Fuck you!
1424
01:10:55,083 --> 01:10:57,293
Okay, good. You're fired up.
1425
01:10:57,877 --> 01:11:00,296
So I won't take that personally.
Now let's use that energy--
1426
01:11:00,381 --> 01:11:01,881
Alexxx, take it personally.
1427
01:11:01,966 --> 01:11:04,551
We're done following you around for good.
1428
01:11:08,137 --> 01:11:12,685
Whatever. You guys are doing A-okay
without me, right?
1429
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:15,020
Working in secret
on the Skintendo Joysuit?
1430
01:11:15,104 --> 01:11:16,563
How long has that been going on, huh?
1431
01:11:16,646 --> 01:11:17,939
Jesus Christ. Years.
1432
01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:21,859
I can't believe I followed
a loser like you around for years.
1433
01:11:21,944 --> 01:11:23,237
I'm not a loser!
1434
01:11:24,613 --> 01:11:26,532
Whoa! Hey! No!
1435
01:11:28,199 --> 01:11:29,659
You just shot at me?
1436
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,869
I shot near you, bitch.
1437
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:33,997
Okay.
1438
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,250
Me too, then.
1439
01:11:39,336 --> 01:11:40,462
You son of a...
1440
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,967
Guys! Stop.
1441
01:11:46,051 --> 01:11:47,219
Shut up, Baby Dunc.
1442
01:11:47,302 --> 01:11:50,514
My name is Joel, you idiots!
1443
01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:56,645
Oh, shit! Oh!
1444
01:12:00,315 --> 01:12:01,190
Oh!
1445
01:12:09,449 --> 01:12:11,534
Oh, I wish this were fucking loaded, dude,
1446
01:12:11,618 --> 01:12:14,078
'cause then I would put it there
right through your skull!
1447
01:12:14,162 --> 01:12:16,622
Well, if this was loaded,
I'd come sideways on you like ka-kow.
1448
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,501
Really? 'Cause it'd come out
the other side, and I'd just suture it up.
1449
01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,462
Oh, okay, well, then my gun
has a bayonet on it,
1450
01:12:21,545 --> 01:12:22,921
and I'd, ugh, un-suture your face!
1451
01:12:23,005 --> 01:12:24,797
Oh, really?
Guess what. I got more sutures.
1452
01:12:24,881 --> 01:12:27,634
-Suture, suture, suture.
You spell "suture"!
1453
01:12:27,717 --> 01:12:28,761
You spell "suture"!
1454
01:12:29,177 --> 01:12:30,429
I'm doing this too.
1455
01:12:32,514 --> 01:12:35,434
I wish this were fuckin' loaded, dude.
1456
01:12:38,479 --> 01:12:39,520
This is loaded.
1457
01:12:42,231 --> 01:12:44,193
Rich to Mr. Ahmad. I found those waiters.
1458
01:12:44,859 --> 01:12:45,860
We're housekeepers.
1459
01:12:45,944 --> 01:12:49,113
Perfect timing. Bring them tothe conference room. I'll kill them next.
1460
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:51,867
Too late. They're already dead.
1461
01:12:52,533 --> 01:12:53,827
Oh, good.
1462
01:12:53,911 --> 01:12:55,328
Erma got them?
1463
01:12:55,412 --> 01:12:58,122
No, me. I'll be up in five.
1464
01:12:59,123 --> 01:13:02,043
Mr. Ahmad. There's a chopper approaching.
1465
01:13:04,796 --> 01:13:06,215
You guys look exhausted.
1466
01:13:07,632 --> 01:13:08,634
Let's hit the spa.
1467
01:13:09,926 --> 01:13:11,052
Move!
1468
01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,350
I've been waiting for these pics
for a long-ass time now.
1469
01:13:19,103 --> 01:13:20,604
Yo, the guys are gonna love this.
1470
01:13:20,686 --> 01:13:22,064
You look motherfucking insane.
1471
01:13:23,689 --> 01:13:26,568
Come on, that shit is funny. I know
you got a big-ass dick on your face,
1472
01:13:26,652 --> 01:13:28,028
but hey, poo
1473
01:13:28,112 --> 01:13:29,613
-That's some funny shit right--
-Mm-mm.
1474
01:13:31,239 --> 01:13:32,615
I thought that shit was funny.
1475
01:13:38,747 --> 01:13:40,707
Okay, okay, okay.
You hate America.
1476
01:13:40,791 --> 01:13:42,126
Man, I get that.
1477
01:13:42,208 --> 01:13:43,918
Slavery, drones,
1478
01:13:44,002 --> 01:13:46,546
they just discontinued
the KFC Double Down out of nowhere,
1479
01:13:46,630 --> 01:13:48,590
but, like, come on, man, we're good guys.
1480
01:13:51,885 --> 01:13:53,095
I'm here for the money.
1481
01:13:53,804 --> 01:13:56,597
And after this job, Jared and I
were finally gonna get away from it all.
1482
01:13:56,681 --> 01:13:58,934
Is that the, uh
1483
01:13:59,016 --> 01:14:01,270
-Yeah, it's the guy upstairs.
1484
01:14:01,353 --> 01:14:02,438
What is that?
1485
01:14:04,605 --> 01:14:06,984
You don't know what it's like
to lose someone like that.
1486
01:14:07,067 --> 01:14:08,318
I do.
1487
01:14:08,402 --> 01:14:09,862
I pushed them away myself.
1488
01:14:10,404 --> 01:14:13,739
Oh, fuck.
1489
01:14:15,783 --> 01:14:17,411
Don't fuck with me, asshole.
1490
01:14:18,369 --> 01:14:19,704
I'm just getting started.
1491
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,208
Now, you know what?
Let's relax a little bit.
1492
01:14:24,292 --> 01:14:25,711
Let's turn these off.
1493
01:14:26,295 --> 01:14:27,628
There you go.
1494
01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:29,046
Now...
1495
01:14:29,922 --> 01:14:32,259
What's next on your spa menu...
1496
01:14:34,677 --> 01:14:36,387
Have you guys ever had...
1497
01:14:37,014 --> 01:14:39,099
a lava stone massage?
1498
01:14:39,182 --> 01:14:40,434
No.
1499
01:14:40,516 --> 01:14:41,851
We're maids, man.
1500
01:14:41,935 --> 01:14:43,686
We can't even afford a lava lamp.
1501
01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:46,189
Oh, they're fabulous.
1502
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:53,363
Oh, this is gonna feel so good.
1503
01:14:53,447 --> 01:14:56,824
For me.
It's gonna really, really hurt you.
1504
01:14:56,908 --> 01:14:58,076
No. No, no, no!
1505
01:14:58,159 --> 01:15:00,996
Oh, yeah!
-Fuck!
1506
01:15:01,078 --> 01:15:02,538
Let's get out those knots!
1507
01:15:03,664 --> 01:15:06,001
-Stop it! Just stop! Stop doing it.
-Stop!
1508
01:15:06,083 --> 01:15:08,503
Please. We're sorry
we killed your friend, seriously.
1509
01:15:09,462 --> 01:15:10,421
My what?
1510
01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,091
-Your friend.
1511
01:15:13,716 --> 01:15:15,010
My friend?
1512
01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:18,180
-You sound like my dad!
-Okay.
1513
01:15:18,262 --> 01:15:19,805
He wasn't my friend!
1514
01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:21,225
He was my everything!
1515
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:22,684
Ow!
1516
01:15:22,768 --> 01:15:24,645
Hey, fuckface!
1517
01:15:24,728 --> 01:15:28,064
-No, no, no, no. Fuck this crybaby.
1518
01:15:28,148 --> 01:15:31,150
Oh, why you being
such a fucking cwybaby?
1519
01:15:31,234 --> 01:15:32,944
"Ooh, my lover's dead."
1520
01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,654
You know what you should do?
1521
01:15:35,363 --> 01:15:37,783
Take your own dick,
shove it up your own butt,
1522
01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:39,993
impregnate it, have a butt baby.
1523
01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:42,037
You know what I'd call him?
1524
01:15:42,119 --> 01:15:43,372
Jared Jr.
1525
01:15:43,454 --> 01:15:45,122
-Hey, fuck you.
-Fuck you.
1526
01:15:45,207 --> 01:15:47,626
You just earned yourself a deep tissue.
1527
01:15:47,708 --> 01:15:49,962
This guy and the fucking puns, am I right?
1528
01:15:54,757 --> 01:15:55,801
Oh, my God.
1529
01:15:58,761 --> 01:16:04,600
♪ You fucked upYou fucking Nazi whore ♪
1530
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,564
♪ Well, you dicked me over ♪
1531
01:16:08,646 --> 01:16:09,605
Alexxx, look.
1532
01:16:11,233 --> 01:16:12,734
♪ You fucked up ♪
1533
01:16:18,614 --> 01:16:22,202
♪ ...you bitchYou really fucked up ♪
1534
01:16:32,837 --> 01:16:34,131
Ohh!
1535
01:16:35,756 --> 01:16:36,841
Am I dead?
1536
01:16:41,762 --> 01:16:42,847
Ew.
1537
01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:45,934
This dude definitely
just shit himself, didn't he?
1538
01:16:46,059 --> 01:16:47,226
Yeah.
1539
01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:50,104
That was a really good idea
about the oil spill.
1540
01:16:50,896 --> 01:16:54,484
Yeah, thanks. I wasn't, uh, sure
what your plan was, but yeah.
1541
01:16:54,568 --> 01:16:58,195
Yeah, I didn't really have a plan, per se.
1542
01:16:58,279 --> 01:17:00,698
I mean, it is me, after all, so...
1543
01:17:04,202 --> 01:17:07,622
I just wanted to do something selfless
for you guys for once.
1544
01:17:08,998 --> 01:17:09,957
Yeah.
1545
01:17:11,126 --> 01:17:13,211
And that's what you bring
to the table, man.
1546
01:17:14,003 --> 01:17:18,507
When we're ready to just lay down and die,
you step up.
1547
01:17:20,051 --> 01:17:23,430
I would cry if it wasn't such
a bitch-ass thing to do.
1548
01:17:23,512 --> 01:17:24,555
So I'm not going to.
1549
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:26,307
-Don't cry.
-Do not cry.
1550
01:17:27,141 --> 01:17:28,560
Got this.
1551
01:17:29,394 --> 01:17:31,395
But I will let you guys know...
1552
01:17:31,479 --> 01:17:33,230
that I fucking love you, dog.
1553
01:17:33,314 --> 01:17:36,902
-I really love you.
-Darren, I fucking love you.
1554
01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:38,862
Count me in.
1555
01:17:41,782 --> 01:17:42,615
What's up?
1556
01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:46,536
-And also with you.
-Take it, just take it.
1557
01:17:46,619 --> 01:17:50,539
That's fine. I'm okay with you repressing
your emotions for now,
1558
01:17:50,623 --> 01:17:53,502
because I understand
the type of upbringing that you've had.
1559
01:17:54,418 --> 01:17:57,130
And just know
that if we make it out of here alive,
1560
01:17:57,963 --> 01:17:59,466
I wanna see those upgrades.
1561
01:17:59,548 --> 01:18:01,301
I wanna be that dude that...
1562
01:18:02,094 --> 01:18:03,970
...that helps you guys
get your ideas made.
1563
01:18:04,054 --> 01:18:06,055
I wanna be the fertilizer. I am the shit.
1564
01:18:06,139 --> 01:18:09,935
And you guys are the little idea seeds
that are gonna be planted within me,
1565
01:18:10,018 --> 01:18:11,395
and we are gonna blossom...
1566
01:18:11,478 --> 01:18:14,189
...and make a little Skintendo flower.
1567
01:18:19,360 --> 01:18:20,487
You know what?
1568
01:18:20,569 --> 01:18:22,405
Let's build Skintendo right now.
1569
01:18:23,239 --> 01:18:25,324
Don't know what I said.
I sort of was just talking.
1570
01:18:25,408 --> 01:18:27,327
Let's do it. Tonight.
1571
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:28,787
But why
1572
01:18:29,662 --> 01:18:31,331
To kill bad guys.
1573
01:18:31,414 --> 01:18:33,667
-Fuck yes.
1574
01:18:33,750 --> 01:18:35,085
Baby Dunc, you ready?
1575
01:18:35,167 --> 01:18:36,086
Sorry.
1576
01:18:37,671 --> 01:18:38,505
Joel.
1577
01:18:38,587 --> 01:18:41,216
-Yeah.
1578
01:18:41,298 --> 01:18:42,717
I can make it happen.
1579
01:18:46,011 --> 01:18:47,972
And I think I know how. Oh!
1580
01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:51,435
-Just got my baby hairs.
-Sure.
1581
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:54,854
How exactly does
this friend
1582
01:18:54,938 --> 01:18:58,399
Okay, so you know how the suit
can control the character in the game?
1583
01:18:58,483 --> 01:18:59,400
I do, yeah.
1584
01:18:59,484 --> 01:19:02,319
Friend-control mode
takes that concept to another level.
1585
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:06,949
But I didn't have any of my material,
so I had to use the electro stim pads
1586
01:19:07,033 --> 01:19:10,036
to control his muscles.
Unfortunately, I ran out of stim pads,
1587
01:19:10,119 --> 01:19:12,329
so it can pretty much
just walk and spin.
1588
01:19:12,413 --> 01:19:15,207
Which is why I loaded the fists
full of those lava stones.
1589
01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:18,837
So it's kind of like a, uh,
swinging sledgehammer type thing.
1590
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,005
Nice work, Joel.
1591
01:19:21,547 --> 01:19:23,841
Sledgehammer spin-punching
robo-zombie.
1592
01:19:23,925 --> 01:19:25,135
Yeah.
Cool.
1593
01:19:25,217 --> 01:19:28,430
And the air fresheners are because...
1594
01:19:28,512 --> 01:19:30,015
-He shit himself earlier.
-Mm-hm.
1595
01:19:30,097 --> 01:19:31,390
-So...
-In the spa.
1596
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:33,393
-Little funky.
-Right, okay. Let's see something.
1597
01:19:33,935 --> 01:19:35,686
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1598
01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:37,480
Oh, punching. Oh.
1599
01:19:37,564 --> 01:19:38,899
-Ooh, shit!
-Nice. -It's good.
Cool.
1600
01:19:40,399 --> 01:19:41,359
Okay, uh-oh.
1601
01:19:41,443 --> 01:19:43,194
-Give me a shimmy-shimmy.
-We should, uh...
1602
01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:44,279
Shake-a-shake-a-shake.
1603
01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:45,988
-Dab it on him. Dab it on him.
1604
01:19:46,072 --> 01:19:47,948
-Alexxx, let's attack, please.
-Wiggle, wiggle.
1605
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:49,201
Yep, okay, yep.
1606
01:19:49,533 --> 01:19:50,786
Nope, nope! No, no, no, no.
1607
01:19:50,868 --> 01:19:52,537
-Okay, all right.
-It's just actually...
1608
01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:53,704
no, I'm not ready.
1609
01:19:53,788 --> 01:19:55,122
I have to tell you guys something,
1610
01:19:55,247 --> 01:19:57,792
and it's been weighing on me
for a long time.
1611
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:00,962
-A gay guy.
1612
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:03,672
Yep, we know. Zero to hero, go!
1613
01:20:03,756 --> 01:20:05,216
Just don't have time, sorry.
1614
01:20:08,386 --> 01:20:09,930
Rich, where have you been?
1615
01:20:10,012 --> 01:20:11,472
And what...
1616
01:20:11,555 --> 01:20:13,225
what are you
1617
01:20:14,518 --> 01:20:16,770
Yo. It's the suit.
1618
01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:18,438
Fuck you, bad guys.
1619
01:20:18,521 --> 01:20:20,023
Fuck you, bad guys!
1620
01:20:21,983 --> 01:20:24,319
♪ Gimme fuel, gimme fireGimme that which I desire ♪
1621
01:20:29,114 --> 01:20:31,326
Be prepared to meet your maker,
motherfucker!
1622
01:20:31,408 --> 01:20:32,577
Fists of fury, bitch!
1623
01:20:40,543 --> 01:20:42,837
♪ Yeah... ♪
1624
01:20:42,921 --> 01:20:45,131
Yeah! Oh, I spun right-- you saw that.
1625
01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:47,300
What do you mean,
"we know"?
1626
01:20:47,384 --> 01:20:50,554
You've come out to us a hundred times.
It's your drunk thing. Get the guy.
1627
01:20:54,599 --> 01:20:56,810
Yeah, the first time was prom
our senior year,
1628
01:20:56,893 --> 01:20:58,811
and then a bunch of times in New Orleans.
1629
01:20:58,895 --> 01:21:02,983
Something about Bourbon Street, man.
It brings it out of you, and then...
1630
01:21:03,065 --> 01:21:05,402
Then when we got Osama bin Laden,
we all got really drunk,
1631
01:21:05,484 --> 01:21:07,904
and you wouldn't shut the fuck up
about how gay you were.
1632
01:21:14,243 --> 01:21:16,872
Why didn't you say anything?
This shit weighs heavily on me.
1633
01:21:16,954 --> 01:21:19,957
You've never brought it up sober,
so we were kind of waiting for you to...
1634
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,292
well, do what you're doing now.
1635
01:21:21,376 --> 01:21:23,545
This is the moment, yeah.
I suppose this is the moment.
1636
01:21:23,627 --> 01:21:25,380
And by the way, congrats on coming out.
1637
01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:26,922
-This is a big deal.
Yeah.
1638
01:21:27,006 --> 01:21:28,007
-Huge.
-That is huge.
1639
01:21:28,091 --> 01:21:30,594
Hey, look, the Skintendo Joysuit's
working. That's awesome.
1640
01:21:30,676 --> 01:21:32,929
-Damn right.
-Yeah, I'm actually really surprised
1641
01:21:33,012 --> 01:21:34,972
the Dirt Devil batteries
aren't overheating.
1642
01:21:36,807 --> 01:21:40,895
♪ Quench my thirst with gasoline ♪
1643
01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:43,689
♪ Gimme fuel, gimme fireGimme that which I desire ♪
1644
01:21:49,863 --> 01:21:52,364
Oh, God, and that is the Dirt Devil
batteries overheating.
1645
01:21:56,828 --> 01:21:58,913
That was fucking dope.
1646
01:22:00,122 --> 01:22:01,416
Let's do this.
1647
01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:06,337
Well, let's fuck some shit up.
1648
01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:09,090
Whoa, Joel,
suddenly not scared of everything.
1649
01:22:09,173 --> 01:22:11,342
Yeah. That was when I was in the closet. Now I'm the most powerful thing
in the world...
1650
01:22:14,679 --> 01:22:17,140
a pissed-off gay dude.
1651
01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:21,019
Stay in the back,
because we have guns and you don't.
1652
01:22:21,101 --> 01:22:22,479
-Yep.
-Don't need one.
1653
01:22:22,561 --> 01:22:23,563
-Let's do this.
1654
01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:26,315
Let's do this!
Let's do this shit!
1655
01:22:26,399 --> 01:22:28,902
Dew'd Crew!
1656
01:22:29,402 --> 01:22:31,363
Bump it, bump it...
1657
01:22:40,997 --> 01:22:43,416
Stop shooting, or he's dead.
1658
01:22:43,500 --> 01:22:46,711
Yo, butler dude! It's over, man.
1659
01:22:46,795 --> 01:22:49,463
I am not a butler!
1660
01:22:49,546 --> 01:22:51,507
Yeah, right, and we're not waiters.
1661
01:22:51,591 --> 01:22:52,509
We're not.
1662
01:22:52,591 --> 01:22:54,344
-Well, we're waiters.
-We're like-- okay.
1663
01:22:54,426 --> 01:22:57,096
Look, cops have the place surrounded,
so drop your guns!
1664
01:22:57,680 --> 01:22:59,807
Good advice.
1665
01:22:59,890 --> 01:23:04,561
Put... your guns... down.
1666
01:23:04,645 --> 01:23:05,689
Erma!
1667
01:23:06,480 --> 01:23:08,733
-Shut up!
1668
01:23:08,817 --> 01:23:09,818
Go get the money.
1669
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,360
Let's go!
1670
01:23:11,444 --> 01:23:14,197
Excuse me, ma'am.
1671
01:23:14,655 --> 01:23:17,574
I do not appreciate the way
you've been trying to kill us tonight.
1672
01:23:17,658 --> 01:23:19,661
-I don't think she cares, man.
-Mm.
1673
01:23:19,743 --> 01:23:21,496
Erma, have your fun
and get up to the roof.
1674
01:23:21,578 --> 01:23:22,788
Alan, grab what you can.
1675
01:23:22,872 --> 01:23:27,627
Oh, shit, your boyfriend's leaving.
You should probably roll with him, right?
1676
01:23:27,711 --> 01:23:30,921
He is not... my boyfriend!
1677
01:23:31,006 --> 01:23:32,506
Okay, you're single. Cool. What's up?
1678
01:23:32,590 --> 01:23:36,761
I... am a trained killer on a job.
1679
01:23:37,470 --> 01:23:38,512
And you...
1680
01:23:39,305 --> 01:23:41,099
are in my office.
1681
01:23:44,019 --> 01:23:46,729
Uh, Joel, what are you doing?
She's gonna blow your brains out, man.
1682
01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:53,528
You... need to apologize.
1683
01:23:54,112 --> 01:23:54,988
Okay?
1684
01:23:55,404 --> 01:23:56,739
He's gay now.
1685
01:24:05,998 --> 01:24:07,667
-Oh, shit.
1686
01:24:13,131 --> 01:24:16,384
-I don't do apologies, faggot.
1687
01:24:16,926 --> 01:24:20,055
Ooh, I know you didn't
just call me the F word!
1688
01:24:20,137 --> 01:24:21,847
Joel, you haven't even fucked a dude yet.
1689
01:24:21,930 --> 01:24:23,600
-Yes, I have.
1690
01:24:23,682 --> 01:24:25,643
And in the butt's better than vagina.
1691
01:24:26,310 --> 01:24:28,563
-Way better.
-Chicks have butts too, though.
1692
01:24:32,317 --> 01:24:35,028
Oh! Whoa, dude, I just slapped
the shit out of her.
1693
01:24:35,110 --> 01:24:36,988
-Yeah, you did.
-That was awesome. Nice, Joel.
1694
01:24:37,072 --> 01:24:38,030
-Look out!
-Watch out!
1695
01:24:38,113 --> 01:24:39,157
Oh!
1696
01:24:39,239 --> 01:24:41,658
This ends now!
1697
01:24:44,453 --> 01:24:46,038
-Oh, man!
-Oh, no.
1698
01:24:48,832 --> 01:24:50,335
-Get him, Erma!
-Come on, Joel!
1699
01:24:50,417 --> 01:24:52,087
Let's go, Joel!
1700
01:24:53,128 --> 01:24:54,631
Take that! -Yeah!
-Little fucker!
1701
01:24:56,298 --> 01:24:58,217
Yeah, fuck you, bitch!
1702
01:25:00,052 --> 01:25:04,515
You like that? You like picking on people
'cause they're different?
1703
01:25:12,815 --> 01:25:14,775
-No, no! Joel!
1704
01:25:22,867 --> 01:25:24,159
Right in the numbers.
1705
01:25:39,300 --> 01:25:40,801
-Yes!
1706
01:25:40,885 --> 01:25:42,261
Yes!
1707
01:25:42,345 --> 01:25:44,180
-You get outta here.
-Ha!
1708
01:25:45,806 --> 01:25:47,516
-Ho, ho, ho, ho!
1709
01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,395
Baby Dunc with the slam dunk.
1710
01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:53,064
Yes! Tom fucking Brady!
1711
01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,064
-Not Tom Brady.
-No.
1712
01:25:54,149 --> 01:25:56,024
-He plays football, not basketball.
-Slam dunk.
1713
01:25:56,109 --> 01:25:57,902
If anyone's Tom Brady, it's my man Mitch.
1714
01:25:57,985 --> 01:26:00,029
-We thought you were dead, dude.
-Mitch, your dick.
1715
01:26:00,113 --> 01:26:02,407
Eh, don't worry about it, boys.
1716
01:26:02,489 --> 01:26:03,992
We live in Los Angeles.
1717
01:26:04,074 --> 01:26:08,453
Eh, I give it eight weeks before me
and the Swamp Thing get reattached,
1718
01:26:08,537 --> 01:26:11,039
or regrown, or whatever the hell
they're gonna do to get us back
1719
01:26:11,123 --> 01:26:13,083
to fuckin' half this town,
am I right, boy?
1720
01:26:13,167 --> 01:26:15,295
Is everybody okay
1721
01:26:15,377 --> 01:26:17,881
Cassie, huh
1722
01:26:17,963 --> 01:26:22,010
Yeah, I-I'm a little shaken, but I feel--
oh, I feel okay.
1723
01:26:22,092 --> 01:26:25,470
Hey... that promotion is yours.
1724
01:26:25,555 --> 01:26:27,140
-You earned it.
1725
01:26:27,222 --> 01:26:30,018
-Yes.
1726
01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:31,226
Wow, what a night, boys.
1727
01:26:31,310 --> 01:26:34,104
I have been crawling around this hotel
for hours.
1728
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:35,689
-Ooh.
1729
01:26:35,773 --> 01:26:37,859
-I have a better idea.
1730
01:26:38,775 --> 01:26:41,613
How's about I call corporate
and tell them what a disgusting
1731
01:26:41,695 --> 01:26:46,283
excuse for a man you are
and demand that you be fired immediately?
1732
01:26:46,909 --> 01:26:50,454
No, not because I want your job
or a promotion.
1733
01:26:50,954 --> 01:26:54,876
Because I want you to know
that if you behave like a pig,
1734
01:26:54,958 --> 01:26:56,961
you deserve to get stuck like one.
1735
01:27:00,840 --> 01:27:04,135
-Wow!
-Sixty-one yards.
1736
01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,430
New Mexico High School state record,
boy or girl.
1737
01:27:07,512 --> 01:27:09,681
I'll make it up.
1738
01:27:09,765 --> 01:27:12,518
Let me just get my head together,
and we'll talk about it, all right?
1739
01:27:13,185 --> 01:27:14,354
Hey!
1740
01:27:14,436 --> 01:27:16,939
Somebody get my dick for me there, huh?
A little help?
1741
01:27:20,859 --> 01:27:22,487
-She's gone.
1742
01:27:22,569 --> 01:27:24,029
What, you didn't grab any money?
1743
01:27:24,113 --> 01:27:25,073
No, I just want--
1744
01:27:26,198 --> 01:27:27,658
Get this thing in the air already.
1745
01:27:27,742 --> 01:27:30,828
Okay, but I haven't actually
technically flown this type of--
1746
01:27:30,912 --> 01:27:32,497
Alan, helicopter, air, now!
1747
01:27:32,579 --> 01:27:34,457
I'm not the one that shot the pilot!
1748
01:27:51,015 --> 01:27:53,475
-Hey!
-Wait!
1749
01:27:53,976 --> 01:27:57,479
Why are their pockets inside out?
Why are their pockets inside out?!
1750
01:27:58,398 --> 01:28:00,692
We're the waiters from before!
1751
01:28:00,774 --> 01:28:02,318
We want to buy the Bey back!
1752
01:28:02,402 --> 01:28:05,154
Please, we got all your money, look!
You can have it all!
1753
01:28:07,030 --> 01:28:08,573
We just want the Bey!
1754
01:28:08,658 --> 01:28:11,452
If I give you the Bey,
they shoot me out of the sky.
1755
01:28:11,536 --> 01:28:15,081
We brought an empty bag!
The Bey can just climb inside!
1756
01:28:15,163 --> 01:28:15,998
What?
1757
01:28:16,082 --> 01:28:18,917
They'll never know
that he left the helicopter,
1758
01:28:19,002 --> 01:28:20,545
and you get all your money!
1759
01:28:22,671 --> 01:28:23,965
Okay! Hurry!
1760
01:28:26,634 --> 01:28:27,885
Goddamn.
1761
01:28:27,969 --> 01:28:29,554
Get in. Come on.
1762
01:28:29,636 --> 01:28:31,889
Look, I'm saving you, dude.
I'm saving you.
1763
01:28:31,972 --> 01:28:33,056
Shut the fuck up.
1764
01:28:34,641 --> 01:28:36,185
You fucking asshole!
1765
01:28:36,269 --> 01:28:37,729
I will fucking kill you, dog!
1766
01:28:37,811 --> 01:28:40,355
-Don't you fucking close that--
-Let's get him out of here.
1767
01:28:41,356 --> 01:28:43,192
-All right, you got all the money.
-Right.
1768
01:28:43,275 --> 01:28:44,735
Thanks. You're not gonna regret this.
1769
01:28:44,819 --> 01:28:47,195
-Let's make sure of that.
1770
01:28:47,279 --> 01:28:48,488
Oh!
1771
01:28:50,490 --> 01:28:51,492
Jesus.
1772
01:28:52,659 --> 01:28:54,953
-Get rid of him.
-Goddamn it.
1773
01:28:56,038 --> 01:28:58,207
Alan, let's go.
1774
01:29:01,252 --> 01:29:02,337
Open it up!
1775
01:29:05,172 --> 01:29:06,006
Come on, open it.
1776
01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:07,759
He's alive.
1777
01:29:07,841 --> 01:29:09,761
Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
1778
01:29:09,844 --> 01:29:11,595
Fuck, that motherfucker shot me!
1779
01:29:11,679 --> 01:29:13,972
I can't believe he's getting away
with this shit!
1780
01:29:14,056 --> 01:29:16,434
He's not. Watch this shit.
1781
01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:18,101
Cassie.
1782
01:29:18,770 --> 01:29:20,438
Time to let the dogs out.
1783
01:29:21,021 --> 01:29:22,523
Over. You gotta say "over."
1784
01:29:22,606 --> 01:29:25,443
Okay, everybody, that's it!
Let's go! Let's go!
1785
01:29:25,525 --> 01:29:26,985
Let's go!
1786
01:29:28,695 --> 01:29:29,947
Faster!
1787
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:43,795
No.
1788
01:29:45,003 --> 01:29:46,213
No!
1789
01:29:48,925 --> 01:29:50,885
-It worked!
1790
01:29:50,967 --> 01:29:52,886
-He fucking blew up.
1791
01:29:52,970 --> 01:29:55,680
Yes!
Oh, man. It's kind of fun being badass.
1792
01:29:55,765 --> 01:29:57,891
Yeah, yeah, it is, uh, pretty exciting.
1793
01:29:59,060 --> 01:30:01,686
-I told you guys.
-You did.
1794
01:30:01,770 --> 01:30:03,980
You did, man. I'm sorry I doubted you.
1795
01:30:05,899 --> 01:30:08,485
-Get me to a fucking hospital!
-Yep, okay.
1796
01:30:08,569 --> 01:30:09,529
Dumb fucks!
1797
01:30:16,452 --> 01:30:17,662
Okay, so, you know,
1798
01:30:17,744 --> 01:30:19,956
we'll start working
on the Skintendo Joysuit right away
1799
01:30:20,038 --> 01:30:21,289
and then keep you in the loop.
1800
01:30:21,373 --> 01:30:23,251
Yeah, and we are going to need
another check.
1801
01:30:23,333 --> 01:30:24,167
Yeah.
1802
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:26,045
Our lives are in a pretty bad place
right now,
1803
01:30:26,128 --> 01:30:28,046
and that check is gonna
change our lives forever.
1804
01:30:28,131 --> 01:30:30,757
Fuck are you talking about?
I'm not writing you guys another check.
1805
01:30:30,841 --> 01:30:32,635
Hold on. Wait one second.
1806
01:30:32,717 --> 01:30:35,220
Why aren't you gonna--
Oh, he's concussed, right?
1807
01:30:35,304 --> 01:30:37,974
He's got something up with his brain?
Is it jiggling around in there?
1808
01:30:38,056 --> 01:30:41,519
Bitch, the only reason I wrote that check
was to piss off Ahmad,
1809
01:30:41,601 --> 01:30:44,980
'cause that shit made me laugh.
1810
01:30:46,858 --> 01:30:47,984
Oh, my tummy.
1811
01:30:49,359 --> 01:30:50,944
Get me the fuck up out of here.
1812
01:30:51,028 --> 01:30:52,113
Come on.
1813
01:30:52,195 --> 01:30:54,823
And play with my balls.
Make sure my dick still works.
1814
01:30:54,907 --> 01:30:57,702
I do not get that. He seemed like
such a stand-up guy on the Instagram.
1815
01:30:57,784 --> 01:30:59,078
-He's an asshole.
-Piece of shit.
1816
01:30:59,162 --> 01:31:01,538
Excuse me.
Hey, guys, um, I'm Mark Cuban.
1817
01:31:01,622 --> 01:31:03,666
I'm a friend of the Bey's.
I was up there tonight.
1818
01:31:03,748 --> 01:31:06,127
-I saw you guys had that bodysuit thing.
Yeah.
1819
01:31:06,210 --> 01:31:07,252
Holy fuckin' shit!
1820
01:31:07,336 --> 01:31:10,590
Oh, yeah, yup, we're gettin' Shark Tanked.
1821
01:31:10,672 --> 01:31:13,466
Mark Cuban wants to buy
the Skintendo Joysuit!
1822
01:31:13,551 --> 01:31:15,595
Skintendo Joysuit?
That's what you named it?
1823
01:31:15,677 --> 01:31:17,680
-Yeah, I named it.
Good name, right?
1824
01:31:17,762 --> 01:31:20,349
That's bad. No.
I'm definitely not interested.
1825
01:31:20,432 --> 01:31:25,104
However, what you just went through
tonight was pretty hard-core.
1826
01:31:25,188 --> 01:31:28,064
I'd like to buy your story,
turn it into a video game
1827
01:31:28,149 --> 01:31:29,649
starring you guys,
1828
01:31:29,734 --> 01:31:33,154
voiced over and visually modeled
after famous actors, of course.
1829
01:31:33,237 --> 01:31:35,155
-I call Sean Astin.
-Mark-Paul Gosselaar, please!
1830
01:31:35,238 --> 01:31:37,617
Uh, Cara Delevingne. I don't know.
1831
01:31:37,699 --> 01:31:39,118
-Whoever we can get.
-I don't know.
1832
01:31:39,202 --> 01:31:41,328
-All right, guys.
Awesome. Thank you so much.
1833
01:31:41,412 --> 01:31:42,872
Oh, he even walks cool. Sick blanket. -See you, Marky Cubes.
-Ring-a-ling.
1834
01:31:44,748 --> 01:31:45,791
-Sweet.
-That was awesome!
1835
01:31:45,875 --> 01:31:46,958
That's funny. Wow.
1836
01:31:50,378 --> 01:31:53,841
[Paul Simon's "You Can Call Me Al"
playing]
1837
01:32:02,641 --> 01:32:04,935
Announcement! Announcement!
Shut-- shut up.
1838
01:32:05,019 --> 01:32:07,145
Shut up real quick.
I'm gonna make an announcement.
1839
01:32:07,229 --> 01:32:08,730
Hey, look. Now, I know
1840
01:32:08,814 --> 01:32:13,569
we are the millionaire video game mavens
that chartered this Costa Rica cruise
1841
01:32:13,653 --> 01:32:15,820
for 100 of our closest friends, yes,
1842
01:32:15,904 --> 01:32:19,324
but I wanna congratulate you guys
for having...
1843
01:32:19,408 --> 01:32:22,286
the best butt-cheeks in the business!
1844
01:32:22,369 --> 01:32:23,537
You guys are hot as fuck.
1845
01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:25,789
And shake 'em if you got 'em!
1846
01:32:25,872 --> 01:32:27,582
Whoa!
1847
01:32:29,335 --> 01:32:31,420
Dinner bell's ringing.
Come and get it, boys.
1848
01:32:31,503 --> 01:32:35,882
-Joel, I am so proud of you, dude.
1849
01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:37,801
Not a day goes by that I miss
1850
01:32:37,885 --> 01:32:41,264
that shy, closeted bitch
that you once were, and I mean that.
1851
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:43,515
-Thanks, man.
1852
01:32:43,599 --> 01:32:46,101
I am beyond thrilled that you are
no longer a controlling asshole
1853
01:32:46,185 --> 01:32:49,145
who needs to smoke salvia just to get by.
1854
01:32:49,229 --> 01:32:51,064
Haven't touched the stuff
since that night.
1855
01:32:51,148 --> 01:32:52,524
-Good.
-You know that.
1856
01:32:52,608 --> 01:32:54,234
Yeah.
1857
01:32:54,318 --> 01:32:57,195
Just, uh, doing cocaine now, you know.
But for fun.
1858
01:32:57,279 --> 01:32:58,823
-It's better for you.
1859
01:32:58,905 --> 01:33:01,367
Ah! This is the best, guys.
1860
01:33:01,449 --> 01:33:03,953
Look at us.
Rich beyond our wildest dreams.
1861
01:33:04,036 --> 01:33:06,204
-Darren doing cocaine for fun.
-Shh.
1862
01:33:06,288 --> 01:33:09,292
Joel is, like, fricking wiggling
his dick around, just begging for cock.
1863
01:33:09,375 --> 01:33:11,585
Hey, I'm not... I'm not begging yet.
1864
01:33:12,670 --> 01:33:15,588
Oh! Darren, tell Alexxx
about that video game idea.
1865
01:33:15,672 --> 01:33:17,466
Oh, yeah. Okay.
1866
01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:18,801
New idea, new game:
1867
01:33:19,301 --> 01:33:22,054
leprechauns... but they're tall.
1868
01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:24,806
Oh, that is a clever twist.
1869
01:33:26,182 --> 01:33:29,729
No. Nope.
I'm not all about making money anymore.
1870
01:33:29,811 --> 01:33:32,398
You know what I'm about? Best friends.
1871
01:33:33,565 --> 01:33:34,734
Put your hands in.
1872
01:33:36,527 --> 01:33:38,945
Dew'd Crew!
1873
01:33:39,029 --> 01:33:40,989
Booty bump, a-booty bump!
1874
01:33:41,073 --> 01:33:43,326
-Yes! We're gonna live forever!
1875
01:33:43,408 --> 01:33:45,118
We're never gonna die!
1876
01:33:46,328 --> 01:33:47,872
♪ If you'll be my bodyguard ♪
1877
01:33:48,413 --> 01:33:52,335
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1878
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:55,253
♪ I can call you Betty ♪
1879
01:33:55,671 --> 01:33:59,341
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1880
01:34:31,707 --> 01:34:34,292
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1881
01:34:34,377 --> 01:34:36,212
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1882
01:34:36,753 --> 01:34:39,672
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1883
01:34:39,756 --> 01:34:41,634
♪ Now let's get it all in perspective ♪
1884
01:34:41,716 --> 01:34:44,511
♪ For all y'all enjoymentA song y'all can step with ♪
1885
01:34:44,595 --> 01:34:46,805
♪ Y'all appointed meTo bring rap justice ♪
1886
01:34:46,889 --> 01:34:49,557
♪ But I ain't five-OY'all know it's Nas, yo ♪
1887
01:34:49,641 --> 01:34:51,851
♪ Grey Goose and a whole lot of hydro ♪
1888
01:34:51,935 --> 01:34:54,521
♪ Only describe us as soldier survivors ♪
1889
01:34:54,604 --> 01:34:56,940
♪ Stay laced in the bestWell-dressed with finesse ♪♪ In a white tee, lookin' for wifey ♪
1890
01:34:59,443 --> 01:35:01,862
♪ Thug girl who fly and talks so nicely ♪
1891
01:35:01,945 --> 01:35:04,657
♪ Put her in the coupeSo she can feel the nice breeze ♪
1892
01:35:04,739 --> 01:35:06,492
♪ We can drive through the cityNo doubt ♪
1893
01:35:06,574 --> 01:35:09,744
♪ But don't say my car's toplessSay the titties is out ♪
1894
01:35:09,828 --> 01:35:11,122
♪ Newness, here's the anthem ♪
1895
01:35:11,204 --> 01:35:14,375
♪ Put your hand up that you shoot withCount your loot with ♪
1896
01:35:14,457 --> 01:35:18,045
♪ Push the pool stick in your new cribSame hand that you hoop with ♪
1897
01:35:18,128 --> 01:35:19,755
♪ Swing around like you stupid ♪
1898
01:35:19,838 --> 01:35:20,965
♪ King of the town ♪♪ Yeah, I been that ♪
1899
01:35:22,257 --> 01:35:24,801
♪ You know I click-clackWhere you and your men's at ♪
1900
01:35:24,885 --> 01:35:27,304
♪ Do the Smurf, do the wop, baseball bat ♪♪ Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back ♪
1901
01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:31,100
♪ They shootin' ♪♪ Aw, made you look ♪
1902
01:35:32,475 --> 01:35:34,811
♪ You a slaveTo a page in my rhyme book ♪
1903
01:35:34,895 --> 01:35:37,314
♪ Gettin' big moneyPlayboy, your time's up ♪
1904
01:35:37,398 --> 01:35:39,567
♪ Where them gangstas at?Where them dimes at? ♪
1905
01:35:39,649 --> 01:35:41,985
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1906
01:35:42,069 --> 01:35:44,529
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1907
01:35:44,613 --> 01:35:47,032
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1908
01:35:47,115 --> 01:35:49,618
♪ Bravehearts ♪
1909
01:35:49,702 --> 01:35:52,662
♪ I see niggas runnin'Yo, my mood is real rude ♪
1910
01:35:52,746 --> 01:35:54,789
♪ I lay you out, show you what steel do ♪
1911
01:35:54,873 --> 01:35:56,958
♪ Mobsters don't boxMy pump shot obliges ♪
1912
01:35:57,042 --> 01:35:59,878
♪ Every invitationTo fight you punk hazas ♪
1913
01:35:59,962 --> 01:36:02,381
♪ Like Pun saidYou ain't even in mi clasa ♪
1914
01:36:02,465 --> 01:36:04,466
♪ Whatever you choose, whatever you do ♪
1915
01:36:04,550 --> 01:36:06,926
♪ Make sure he a thugAnd intelligent too ♪
1916
01:36:07,011 --> 01:36:08,720
♪ Like a real thoroughbred is ♪
1917
01:36:08,804 --> 01:36:10,639
♪ Show me loveLet me feel how the head is ♪
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