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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,521 --> 00:00:46,615 # I know a place 2 00:00:48,059 --> 00:00:51,153 # Ain't nobody cryin' 3 00:00:52,529 --> 00:00:55,862 # Ain't nobody worried 4 00:00:57,267 --> 00:01:01,999 # Ain't no smilin' faces Uh-uh, no, no 5 00:01:02,071 --> 00:01:05,302 # Lyin' to the races # 6 00:01:05,374 --> 00:01:08,399 Gino! 7 00:01:08,476 --> 00:01:11,843 Gino, you come in here now! 8 00:01:11,913 --> 00:01:17,146 # Somebody help me I'll take you there 9 00:01:17,217 --> 00:01:21,881 # Help me, y'all I'll take you there 10 00:01:21,955 --> 00:01:25,413 # Help me now I'll take you there # 11 00:01:28,595 --> 00:01:31,825 I don't remember much about when I was a kid. 12 00:01:31,897 --> 00:01:36,391 I remember the summers. Bungalow Bar and Johnny Ride the Pony. 13 00:01:36,469 --> 00:01:38,936 Listenin'to 45s on the Close N' Play. 14 00:01:39,004 --> 00:01:42,167 Oh, most of all, sittin' on the front stoop with my best friend Teen... 15 00:01:42,241 --> 00:01:44,800 and her six sisters playin' beauty parlor. 16 00:01:44,876 --> 00:01:47,071 I was eleven years old. 17 00:01:47,145 --> 00:01:50,739 I looked like a 40-year-old divorcee with a drinkin' problem. 18 00:01:53,684 --> 00:01:55,675 I had no brothers or sisters... 19 00:01:55,753 --> 00:02:01,123 which in a Catholic neighborhood like Bensonhurst made me kinda like a Martian. 20 00:02:01,191 --> 00:02:04,125 I gotta go change the record. 21 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:08,153 - Put on "Band Of Gold. " - Yeah, that sounds good. 22 00:02:08,231 --> 00:02:11,529 My mother left when I was three. 23 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,262 I didn't know much about her except she was an Italian from Texas... 24 00:02:14,336 --> 00:02:17,066 that Pop met when he was in the army down there. 25 00:02:17,139 --> 00:02:20,040 She's what my Aunt Vicky called a "free spirit. " 26 00:02:20,108 --> 00:02:22,803 I knew she was livin' back in Texas somewhere... 27 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:25,209 but no one ever talked about her, least of all my pop. 28 00:02:25,279 --> 00:02:28,407 Every year we signed a Christmas card and mailed it down to her sister... 29 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,814 but that's as close as I ever got. 30 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,445 - Hey! - Who's this? 31 00:02:33,521 --> 00:02:35,784 - No one. Give it back! - Is it your mother? 32 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,085 My mother told me she used to dance half naked in the snow. 33 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,750 She's a free spirit. 34 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:42,761 Back off! 35 00:02:46,999 --> 00:02:50,560 # All that's left is a band of gold 36 00:02:50,636 --> 00:02:54,504 # All that's left of the dreams I hold 37 00:02:54,573 --> 00:02:59,441 # Is the band of gold and the memories # 38 00:02:59,510 --> 00:03:02,411 Teen, what do you think it'll be like when we grow up? 39 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:05,414 First, we'll find two brothers and get married! 40 00:03:05,482 --> 00:03:07,507 Twins! So neither of us gets someone cuter. 41 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:10,644 Right! Then we'll get pregnant at exactly the same time. 42 00:03:10,721 --> 00:03:12,483 Yeah! Then our chests will get bigger. 43 00:03:13,285 --> 00:03:16,714 Angie, you don't have to wait 'til you're pregnant to make the chest bigger. 44 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:21,606 All you do is talk to it. - What do you say? - I don't know. 45 00:03:21,229 --> 00:03:24,597 Grow! I guess. 46 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:27,328 Grow? 47 00:03:27,402 --> 00:03:29,597 Grow. 48 00:03:29,671 --> 00:03:32,606 - Grow. - Grow. 49 00:03:33,775 --> 00:03:35,537 - Grow. - Grow. Grow. 50 00:03:37,778 --> 00:03:41,874 - Grow. Grow. Grow. - Grow. Grow. Grow. 51 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:46,318 - Hurry up, Angie. - I'm hurrying, Tina. 52 00:03:46,387 --> 00:03:48,411 # Release me 53 00:03:50,156 --> 00:03:51,953 # Release me 54 00:03:53,860 --> 00:03:55,828 # Release me 55 00:03:57,429 --> 00:03:59,363 # Release me 56 00:04:01,099 --> 00:04:04,193 # Release me 57 00:04:05,203 --> 00:04:07,433 # Release me 58 00:04:08,939 --> 00:04:11,237 # Release me # 59 00:04:20,550 --> 00:04:23,178 Yeah. 60 00:04:23,253 --> 00:04:26,586 Right. And then he yells at me. The bum. 61 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,658 All right, I know. 62 00:04:41,736 --> 00:04:44,637 We didn't exactly grow up and become Audrey Hepburn or nothin. 63 00:04:44,705 --> 00:04:48,265 But, at least we get to go into the city to work every day. 64 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:50,809 - Forget about it. - Later. 65 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:55,510 Never seen them before. 66 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:58,909 Hey, Angie! Tina! 67 00:05:04,124 --> 00:05:06,318 Very nice, Ange. 68 00:05:06,392 --> 00:05:09,019 You are right. You're always right. 69 00:05:09,093 --> 00:05:12,551 But then if I didn't run, we wouldn't be here. 70 00:05:28,278 --> 00:05:31,645 I sure wouldn't mind sitting down. 71 00:05:39,288 --> 00:05:42,916 # I can't stand the way you disgrace me 72 00:05:42,992 --> 00:05:46,392 # Under pressure Whoa, whoa 73 00:05:46,461 --> 00:05:50,454 # I can't stand the way that you hate me 74 00:05:50,532 --> 00:05:54,228 # Under pressure Whoa, whoa 75 00:05:54,301 --> 00:05:57,702 # When I go in the bedroom I'm the voice no longer spared 76 00:05:57,771 --> 00:06:01,764 # And time will always fall apart in the house where they don't care 77 00:06:08,781 --> 00:06:12,841 # You paralyze the gold mines And the trains are standing still 78 00:06:12,918 --> 00:06:16,082 # They pull you back and lay your track just to prove it for the kill 79 00:06:16,155 --> 00:06:18,622 # For the kill # 80 00:06:18,690 --> 00:06:21,453 Tina got me this job. It's great! 81 00:06:21,526 --> 00:06:24,984 The only drag is, it's not like it's a real magazine or nothin. 82 00:06:25,062 --> 00:06:29,123 Micro Circuit. You tell people where you work, they never heard of it. 83 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:32,169 # Under pressure Whoa, whoa 84 00:06:32,236 --> 00:06:35,602 # I can't stop the way that you play for me 85 00:06:35,672 --> 00:06:39,403 # Under pressure Whoa, whoa 86 00:06:39,476 --> 00:06:43,242 # I can't stand the day that you waved me... # 87 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:47,181 Whew! So go ahead, Ange. 88 00:06:47,249 --> 00:06:51,345 These four nuns are tryin' to get into heaven. And St. Peter says to the first one... 89 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:55,857 "Sister, I must ask you before I let you in: Have you ever touched a penis?" 90 00:06:55,925 --> 00:06:58,154 - No, never. - She says, "Yes, as a matter of fact. 91 00:06:58,227 --> 00:07:00,820 Once with the tip of my finger I did touch one." 92 00:07:00,895 --> 00:07:04,558 He says, "All right, dip your finger in the holy water and pass on through." 93 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,861 The second one steps up, he asks her the same question. 94 00:07:06,934 --> 00:07:11,303 "I have to admit once in the backseat of a car, I touched a penis with my hand. " 95 00:07:11,371 --> 00:07:14,340 "Dip your whole hand in the holy water and pass on through. " 96 00:07:14,408 --> 00:07:17,571 The third one steps up, but the fourth one pushes her outta the way and says... 97 00:07:17,643 --> 00:07:21,170 "Look, if you think I'm gonna gargle with that shit after she sticks her ass in it... 98 00:07:21,247 --> 00:07:23,977 you can forget about it!" 99 00:07:25,718 --> 00:07:28,846 Vinnie and I had been boyfriend, girlfriend since the 9th grade. 100 00:07:28,921 --> 00:07:30,581 But we still don't live together. 101 00:07:30,655 --> 00:07:34,819 He's a plumber. Used to dream I'd end up with a stockbroker or something. 102 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:37,691 Someone who wore a suit. 103 00:07:37,762 --> 00:07:40,731 I mean, Vinnie's got a suit, but it's green! 104 00:07:40,799 --> 00:07:46,064 I'm lying under this lady's sink today and it comes to me... like bing! 105 00:07:46,135 --> 00:07:48,535 I'm gonna make a commercial. 106 00:07:48,605 --> 00:07:52,200 - You're gonna make a commercial? - It's a great idea! 107 00:07:52,275 --> 00:07:55,209 I mean, it's gotta be good for business, right? 108 00:07:55,277 --> 00:07:58,475 - What business? Baby, it's you and a truck. - That's what I'm tryin' to fix. 109 00:07:58,548 --> 00:08:00,845 - Make a commercial. - I think that's a good idea. 110 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:03,350 - I do, I really do. - What do you know about it, huh? 111 00:08:03,418 --> 00:08:06,581 I've got an opinion like everybody else. 112 00:08:06,655 --> 00:08:09,714 He didn't ask how he could get people to eat six meals a day. He's talking about plumbing. 113 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:11,418 - Just stand there. - Yeah, right, thanks a lot. 114 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,427 Vinnie's a nice guy. He's got a good heart. 115 00:08:14,495 --> 00:08:20,161 Not like Tina's husband Jerry. They got two kids, but he don't treat her right. 116 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:23,067 Hey, hey, hey! Ding. Okay? 117 00:08:23,137 --> 00:08:25,730 Please? 118 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:27,999 - Aah. - Real nice! 119 00:08:28,073 --> 00:08:30,065 Hey, don't start with me tonight. 120 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,667 I thought we were goin' to your house. 121 00:08:32,745 --> 00:08:36,579 Me and my stepmother Kathy don't get along, but we pretend like we do. 122 00:08:36,649 --> 00:08:39,583 I ain't eatin' her cooking. I'll tell you that right now. 123 00:08:39,651 --> 00:08:42,814 Like I'm gonna stay in the same room with her long enough to eat. 124 00:08:42,887 --> 00:08:45,617 - Hi. - Hi! How was the movie? 125 00:08:45,690 --> 00:08:50,593 - It was great. - You hungry? I got shells and sauce I made special. 126 00:08:50,662 --> 00:08:52,857 Your father's in the kitchen. 127 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:56,160 - Hey, Pop. - Hi, Ange. 128 00:08:56,233 --> 00:08:58,359 - Frank! - What? 129 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:01,460 - Angie is here with Vinnie. - All right. 130 00:09:01,537 --> 00:09:03,630 Don't ask me what Pop sees in her. 131 00:09:03,706 --> 00:09:07,665 It's funny. She ain't Italian, but she keeps wishin' she was. 132 00:09:07,743 --> 00:09:09,608 Oh, I gotta check my sauce! 133 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:12,613 - How you feelin'? - You want the truth or what I tell everybody? 134 00:09:12,681 --> 00:09:16,117 - The truth. - I feel fantastic! 135 00:09:18,553 --> 00:09:22,318 Vinnie, I'm having some trouble with the sinks at the store. 136 00:09:22,389 --> 00:09:24,687 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 137 00:09:24,758 --> 00:09:27,056 - I'll come by tomorrow. I'll take a look. - Good. 138 00:09:27,127 --> 00:09:30,528 Pop, when are you gonna get rid of those sinks, buy some new ones? 139 00:09:30,597 --> 00:09:34,657 - What are you talking about? Those sinks are perfectly good. - They're prehistoric! 140 00:09:34,735 --> 00:09:37,601 - God forbid you should make a change. - Here you are! 141 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:39,535 Mangia. 142 00:09:39,605 --> 00:09:42,767 Angie, would you like some? I got plenty. 143 00:09:42,841 --> 00:09:45,332 No, thanks, I've been a little nauseous all day. 144 00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:49,346 You never take care of yourself. You're always waitin' for somebody else to do it for you. 145 00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:52,382 - What's that mean? - It means you were raised like a little princess. 146 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:54,975 Hey, news flash! I was not raised like a little princess. 147 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:58,955 All right, all right! Let's have a little peace tonight. 148 00:09:59,024 --> 00:10:01,958 Please? 149 00:10:05,463 --> 00:10:09,455 - So, how is it? - Um, delicious. 150 00:10:09,532 --> 00:10:11,966 - It's fantastic. - Yeah? 151 00:10:12,035 --> 00:10:15,640 Got any cheese? 152 00:10:28,219 --> 00:10:31,677 I have one memory of my mother to go with my one photograph. 153 00:10:39,963 --> 00:10:43,990 I'm three years old and my relatives are over. 154 00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:46,694 Aunt Violetta who can make a rock cry... 155 00:10:46,769 --> 00:10:49,329 Great Aunt Louisa who's been in mourning since 1956... 156 00:10:49,404 --> 00:10:53,204 and my crazy Aunt Vicky who has her big puppet head pushed so close to me... 157 00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:56,005 I can see the cracks in her tongue. 158 00:10:56,078 --> 00:10:59,775 - She's asking me... - What are you gonna do with your life? 159 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:02,748 Three years old! I was this close to bursting into tears... 160 00:11:02,817 --> 00:11:07,480 when suddenly out of nowhere my mother picks me up like a super hero. 161 00:11:09,656 --> 00:11:14,320 Angie, some stories don't fit inside a person's mouth. 162 00:11:14,394 --> 00:11:17,886 Some stories just have to tell themselves. 163 00:11:19,064 --> 00:11:23,365 That's what she said. 164 00:11:25,204 --> 00:11:29,470 I guess I'll just have to let my story tell itself. 165 00:11:29,542 --> 00:11:32,136 - Angela Scacci... - Scacciapensieri. 166 00:11:34,579 --> 00:11:37,911 I've been seeing the same gynecologist since I'm 14. 167 00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:42,384 But, Jackie, my boss, she says this Dr. Gould, he's the best. 168 00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:45,046 Don't be nervous. He's one of the top men in the field! 169 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,750 He treats the mayor's wife. 170 00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:50,919 - No kiddin'? - Yes! 171 00:11:50,994 --> 00:11:54,895 # What I did for love What I did for love # 172 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:56,556 Good morning, Doctor. 173 00:11:56,632 --> 00:11:58,826 Hi. 174 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:02,063 # What I did for love # Miss Scacca... 175 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:04,298 - Angie. - Dr. Gould. 176 00:12:04,372 --> 00:12:07,432 - How ya doin'? - Please sit down. 177 00:12:07,509 --> 00:12:09,409 All right. 178 00:12:10,845 --> 00:12:13,905 - Are your periods always regular? - Usually like clockwork. 179 00:12:13,981 --> 00:12:16,211 Every 28 days. 180 00:12:16,283 --> 00:12:19,116 I got your name from Jackie Short... Schwartz. She's my boss. 181 00:12:19,186 --> 00:12:24,282 I just, um, didn't want to go to the same gynecologist as half my neighborhood. 182 00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:26,825 - Go ahead and lie down. - All right. 183 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:31,159 Place your legs in the stirrups, please. 184 00:12:33,699 --> 00:12:35,895 Scoot down, please. 185 00:12:35,968 --> 00:12:39,028 Come on down a little further. 186 00:12:39,104 --> 00:12:43,631 You know, Jackie was my date at my senior prom. 187 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:47,406 No kidding? 188 00:12:47,479 --> 00:12:51,471 So... you think you might be pregnant, huh? 189 00:12:51,549 --> 00:12:53,483 Yeah. 190 00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:56,314 Please don't feel self-conscious about my height. 191 00:12:56,387 --> 00:12:58,911 Oh, God, no, of course not. 192 00:12:58,989 --> 00:13:01,423 I-I-I think it's nice you don't have to bend or nothin'. 193 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:05,153 I always think gynecologists must have such back problems. 194 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:10,621 - Ow, Jesus, Angie! - Hold still. 195 00:13:10,699 --> 00:13:13,361 - That one don't got a head. - Yeah, it does. It's a real juicy one. 196 00:13:13,434 --> 00:13:15,494 It could fill an eclair. 197 00:13:15,571 --> 00:13:18,971 - Ow! Ow! That's enough. - All right. 198 00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:22,498 You're a very weird girl. It ain't a sportin' event. 199 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:25,068 - You set the alarm? - Yeah. 200 00:13:25,145 --> 00:13:28,603 - Come here. - Vinnie, we gotta talk. 201 00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:31,082 - We'll talk tomorrow. - No, listen to me. 202 00:13:31,151 --> 00:13:34,245 - Angie, you know how beautiful you are? - Vinnie? 203 00:13:34,321 --> 00:13:37,187 - Oh my God, Vinnie. - Talk to me. Go ahead. 204 00:13:37,256 --> 00:13:40,316 - I'm gonna throw up! Get off! - What? 205 00:13:40,393 --> 00:13:43,385 Oh, God! 206 00:13:44,329 --> 00:13:48,096 - Are you all right? - I'm fine. 207 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:51,260 It wasn't you, I swear. You were great. 208 00:13:51,336 --> 00:13:55,466 Oh, yeah. If I make a girl puke, I know I showed her a good time. 209 00:13:55,539 --> 00:13:58,303 What's wrong? You got like a virus or something? 210 00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,003 You know what that's from? It's from all those elevators in the city. 211 00:14:01,078 --> 00:14:04,104 You keep breathing air that's been breathed through somebody else's nostrils. 212 00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:08,241 - And it makes you sick. - I'm pregnant. 213 00:14:08,318 --> 00:14:10,946 - You're what? - I'm pregnant. 214 00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:13,488 For real? 215 00:14:13,556 --> 00:14:16,582 Yeah. Remember that time at Pop's house... 216 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:19,525 Angie, that is so fucking wonderful! 217 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:22,188 - We're gonna have a baby! - Vinnie, no! Put me down! 218 00:14:22,264 --> 00:14:24,255 - Or we won't be able to sleep in this room neither. - I'm sorry. 219 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,562 - Put me down quick. - I'm sorry. Here. 220 00:14:26,635 --> 00:14:29,068 Lie back, relax. Okay? 221 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,536 - You all right? - Uh-huh. 222 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:35,132 - Oh, man, this is great! When's he due? - December 25th. 223 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:39,703 December friggin' 25th! The baby's gonna pop out like Jesus Christ. 224 00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:43,579 That is fuckin' unbelievable. That is so fuckin' unbelievable. 225 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,914 Vinnie, please, the neighbors are gonna hear. 226 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,046 Who gives a shit? I want 'em to hear! I want everybody to know! 227 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:51,613 - Hey, I'm havin' a baby! - Way to go, Vinnie! 228 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,284 We're gettin' married right away, Ange, okay? 229 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,090 It don't matter if it's a boy or a girl or whatever... 230 00:14:57,162 --> 00:14:59,995 'cause whatever we have this time, we'll go and have the other one the next time. 231 00:15:00,065 --> 00:15:04,433 Next time? Calm down. This one ain't even born yet. 232 00:15:04,502 --> 00:15:08,528 Angie, I'm gonna make you happy. 233 00:15:08,605 --> 00:15:12,098 I swear it. Anything. 234 00:15:16,179 --> 00:15:19,205 - Thank you. Thank you. - Oh. 235 00:15:19,282 --> 00:15:21,546 Saltines. 236 00:15:21,618 --> 00:15:25,383 My sister when she was pregnant with the twins and had the morning sickness... 237 00:15:25,454 --> 00:15:28,048 - she said the saltines helped her. - Oh. 238 00:15:28,124 --> 00:15:31,854 So tomorrow I'm gonna go out and get you a dozen boxes. 239 00:15:31,926 --> 00:15:35,657 - You want something now? - No, no, Vinnie, please, I'm just scared, okay? 240 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,698 Promise me we're not gonna turn out like Tina and Jerry, okay? 241 00:15:38,766 --> 00:15:41,200 Tell me we're special. 242 00:15:41,268 --> 00:15:45,035 We're special, baby. You make us special. 243 00:15:45,106 --> 00:15:48,597 I know that. 244 00:15:48,675 --> 00:15:53,077 But enough's enough. Angela, I mean, you can be special and normal too. 245 00:15:53,146 --> 00:15:57,242 A house, a crib, a nice normal life. 246 00:15:58,985 --> 00:16:02,476 I mean, I can't wait. Can you, huh? 247 00:16:05,357 --> 00:16:07,291 Oh, boy. 248 00:16:22,306 --> 00:16:25,741 - Pop. - Hi, Ange. 249 00:16:27,311 --> 00:16:30,370 I've got some good news. Me and Vinnie are gonna get married. 250 00:16:30,447 --> 00:16:32,812 - You and Vinnie? - We're gonna have a baby. 251 00:16:32,881 --> 00:16:35,111 You're havin' a baby? Ahh! 252 00:16:35,184 --> 00:16:39,212 Oh, I'm so pleased! That's fantastic! 253 00:16:40,789 --> 00:16:44,781 Hey, come here! She's going to get married. She's having a baby. 254 00:16:46,228 --> 00:16:51,255 - It's a breast pump! - You are gonna thank me for this. 255 00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,697 Let's make a toast to the baby. 256 00:16:53,767 --> 00:16:55,860 To the baby. 257 00:16:59,539 --> 00:17:02,440 You're gonna love it, Angie, the whole thing. 258 00:17:02,509 --> 00:17:06,946 - It's the most beautiful experience a woman can have. - Damn straight! 259 00:17:07,013 --> 00:17:10,573 Except for the water retention. My hands swelled up so much... 260 00:17:10,649 --> 00:17:13,413 I had to go to a jeweler to get my rings cut off. 261 00:17:13,486 --> 00:17:17,251 Forget the hands. How 'bout the way your breasts swell up? 262 00:17:17,322 --> 00:17:22,123 - I leaked so bad, I ruined 12 blouses. - Oh, my God. 263 00:17:22,193 --> 00:17:24,126 That stuff, it doesn't come out. 264 00:17:24,195 --> 00:17:27,426 Stop it! You'll give her nightmares for the next seven months. 265 00:17:27,499 --> 00:17:31,832 - It really is a beautiful experience. - Of course it is. 266 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,837 Oh, I'm... 267 00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:38,465 When I was born, my mother, she pushed so hard she had a B.M. right there on the table. 268 00:17:38,541 --> 00:17:42,273 Ah, I'm gonna uh... I gotta take a walk. 269 00:17:42,346 --> 00:17:45,837 - Angie, don't listen to them. - I'm sorry! 270 00:17:45,915 --> 00:17:49,282 So, when are you gonna start gettin' big? 271 00:17:49,352 --> 00:17:52,752 You're gonna look so sexy when you get some meat on your bones. 272 00:17:54,789 --> 00:17:56,915 Hey, look, baby names. 273 00:17:56,991 --> 00:18:01,451 Will I be sexy when my breasts are leakin' and I'm having bowel movements on the table? 274 00:18:01,529 --> 00:18:03,963 - What? - Nothing. 275 00:18:04,031 --> 00:18:07,432 What about Joey or Johnny if it's a boy? Johnny or Jimmy? 276 00:18:07,501 --> 00:18:09,526 Or Debbie if it's a girl? 277 00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,127 For those you need a book? 278 00:18:12,205 --> 00:18:13,934 For instance, all right? 279 00:18:14,007 --> 00:18:16,498 What about Marie after my grandmother? 280 00:18:16,576 --> 00:18:20,306 The woman who said I was a slut, who'd chew your heart up and spit it on the pavement! 281 00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,904 It's just her way, all right? 282 00:18:22,981 --> 00:18:26,747 - How come we never go to a museum? - Don't start with that. 283 00:18:26,818 --> 00:18:29,411 It's a nice day out. I don't wanna think about a museum. 284 00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:33,754 These pictures ain't so hard. You can see people in 'em and everything. 285 00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:39,989 That broad needs to get laid. 286 00:18:40,064 --> 00:18:42,794 Come on, fatty, I'll buy ya a Carvel. 287 00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:03,036 - Pop? - Hi, Ange. I called before. You weren't home. 288 00:19:03,114 --> 00:19:05,639 - Come in. - How ya doin'? 289 00:19:05,716 --> 00:19:08,276 - I'm all right. How are you? - Good, good, good. 290 00:19:09,386 --> 00:19:11,446 - What's in the box? - A present. 291 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:14,752 - Yeah? - Open it. 292 00:19:17,327 --> 00:19:21,262 - A wedding dress. - You ain't bought one yet, have you? 293 00:19:21,330 --> 00:19:23,389 - No. - Oh, good. 294 00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:27,060 It's the one your mother wore the day she married me. 295 00:19:28,304 --> 00:19:31,239 Oh, my God. 296 00:19:31,307 --> 00:19:33,297 - Oh, Pop! - Isn't it beautiful? 297 00:19:33,374 --> 00:19:37,004 Here. Look at the rest of it. 298 00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,506 - Look at all these beads. - Whoa! 299 00:19:40,582 --> 00:19:43,608 Angie, now that is a wedding dress! 300 00:19:45,152 --> 00:19:48,680 Excuse me, Frank. Sorry. 301 00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:51,314 I think it'll mean a lot to her... 302 00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:54,952 if you wore it on your wedding day. 303 00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:58,690 My God, Pop. I can't believe you saved it all this time. 304 00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,232 - Oh, honey, baby. - Thank you. 305 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,529 You don't throw out a thing like that! 306 00:20:03,602 --> 00:20:05,934 You can let it out too! I mean, don't worry. 307 00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:09,371 - I told her, she's gonna look sexy fat. - Shut up. 308 00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:11,773 Your mother doesn't know I did this. 309 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:15,437 When she sees you walking down the aisle, it's gonna mean so much to her. 310 00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:19,448 - This is Kathy's dress. You said my mother. - Of course, she is your mother. 311 00:20:19,516 --> 00:20:22,178 - She's not, Pop, no offense. - She raised you since you were seven. 312 00:20:22,253 --> 00:20:24,413 - Stay outta this! - Angie, don't start, huh? 313 00:20:24,487 --> 00:20:27,047 For over 20 years, that woman tried to get you to like her. 314 00:20:27,123 --> 00:20:30,787 - Now at least show her some respect. - I ain't wearing her dress! 315 00:20:30,861 --> 00:20:34,352 How the hell did you get so goddamn selfish? 316 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:37,194 That woman saved my life when I was married to your mother. 317 00:20:37,267 --> 00:20:39,461 She helped me through the worst period of my life. 318 00:20:39,534 --> 00:20:42,298 You were seeing Kathy when you were still married to my mother? 319 00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,601 - Forget I mentioned the whole thing. - Were you seeing her? 320 00:20:44,673 --> 00:20:47,107 - Gimme the goddamn box! - Everybody, calm down. 321 00:20:47,175 --> 00:20:49,666 - Take it easy, Ange. Calm down! - Let me go! 322 00:20:49,745 --> 00:20:51,609 Ow! Jesus! 323 00:20:51,679 --> 00:20:55,706 I'm bleedin! What are you, out of your mind? 324 00:21:09,628 --> 00:21:12,722 Come on, everybody. Good. Make a line. 325 00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:14,993 Keep together. 326 00:21:15,067 --> 00:21:17,661 Maria? 327 00:21:17,736 --> 00:21:19,829 I saw that! 328 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:22,237 Let's go, come on. 329 00:23:23,316 --> 00:23:26,513 It breaks a lot of rules, this picture. 330 00:23:26,586 --> 00:23:29,110 Empty space on the left. 331 00:23:29,188 --> 00:23:33,783 The pair of them looking at the short side of the frame, but it works! 332 00:23:33,858 --> 00:23:39,160 All this emptiness reinforces their isolation. Don't you think? 333 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,733 Are you all right? 334 00:23:43,802 --> 00:23:47,203 Yeah, I will be... if you leave. 335 00:23:52,843 --> 00:23:56,244 God. 336 00:24:14,496 --> 00:24:16,486 Excuse me! 337 00:24:16,565 --> 00:24:20,126 Excuse me, ma'am. There's no eating in the museum. 338 00:24:20,202 --> 00:24:23,170 - I'll have to take those. - Trust me. You want me to eat these crackers. 339 00:24:23,237 --> 00:24:27,139 - There are signs posted. No food or beverages... - Pal, if I don't eat these... 340 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:30,904 - you're gonna have a new kind of modern art on your floor. - I don't make the rules. 341 00:24:30,977 --> 00:24:33,502 - Then I'm going to have to puke on your paintings. - I have to ask you to leave. 342 00:24:33,580 --> 00:24:35,172 Hey, get your hands... 343 00:24:35,248 --> 00:24:40,116 - Calm down, please! - Take it easy, pal. The lady's feelin' nauseous. 344 00:24:40,185 --> 00:24:45,248 An extreme reaction to Degas, I will admit. If it had been Picasso... 345 00:24:45,324 --> 00:24:48,088 - You know this man? - I've never seen him before in my life. 346 00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,094 She's waiting for a formal introduction. Could you do the honors? 347 00:24:50,162 --> 00:24:53,892 - Get off me. Why don't you throw him out? - He's not eating. 348 00:25:00,004 --> 00:25:04,737 Here we go, outside. Thank you very much. 349 00:25:04,809 --> 00:25:08,209 - Have a nice day. - Your museum's overrated. 350 00:25:08,278 --> 00:25:11,475 And the guards at the Whitney could kick your ass. 351 00:25:13,616 --> 00:25:17,052 Look, it was interesting meeting you. 352 00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,678 Have a nice life. I'm sure it'll be a short one. 353 00:25:19,755 --> 00:25:22,222 We haven't met. My name's Noel. Yours, please? 354 00:25:22,290 --> 00:25:25,852 - Ralph. - If we're giving real names, mine's Denise. 355 00:25:25,928 --> 00:25:28,225 - Are you lonely or horny? What's your problem? - I'm Irish. 356 00:25:28,296 --> 00:25:31,264 Which often gets confused for lonely and horny. 357 00:25:31,331 --> 00:25:34,732 - You seemed to really like that Degas painting. - Yeah, well... 358 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:38,168 it looks like a lot of marriages I've seen. 359 00:25:38,238 --> 00:25:41,969 - So, you some kind of artist or something? - I'm an international lawyer. 360 00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:44,567 - You? - Brain surgeon. Mount Sinai. 361 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:46,840 I remember you from right after the accident. 362 00:25:46,914 --> 00:25:51,043 - You said I didn't need that cerebral cortex. - That was me. 363 00:25:51,117 --> 00:25:54,779 Shamelessly obvious pass, but can I buy you dinner? 364 00:25:54,853 --> 00:25:58,516 Denise, just 'cause I get thrown out of a museum, don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 365 00:25:58,590 --> 00:26:01,114 - Dinner and a movie? I'm kidding! - I gotta go. 366 00:26:01,191 --> 00:26:04,683 Just hang on a minute. Let me give you my number. 367 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,660 Here you are. Come on. 368 00:26:12,736 --> 00:26:16,068 We could get thrown out of the Guggenheim together. 369 00:26:31,018 --> 00:26:33,452 All right, you, leave right now... 370 00:26:33,521 --> 00:26:36,683 and I won't use this Glock nine millimeter I'm holdin'... 371 00:26:36,756 --> 00:26:39,452 to blow your face through the back of your head! 372 00:26:39,526 --> 00:26:41,585 Not, "Gee, honey, great to see ya!" 373 00:26:41,661 --> 00:26:43,924 But it's the most you said to me in about a week. 374 00:26:43,997 --> 00:26:47,660 Vinnie, you idiot! My God, you scared the shit outta me. 375 00:26:47,734 --> 00:26:51,567 Angela, what the fuck is goin' on here? 376 00:26:51,637 --> 00:26:54,731 I go to touch you and you pull away from me. 377 00:26:54,807 --> 00:26:59,004 - I call you on the phone, you don't want to talk to me! - Vinnie, go home. 378 00:26:59,078 --> 00:27:03,309 I just... I gotta have some time to myself. 379 00:27:03,381 --> 00:27:06,111 - Oh, come on with that bullshit! - Why is that bullshit? 380 00:27:06,184 --> 00:27:09,983 You don't know everything. You're not Carnac the Magnificent! 381 00:27:10,053 --> 00:27:12,487 You don't know what's goin' on inside a person's head. 382 00:27:16,792 --> 00:27:20,229 - The eggplants are comin' very nice. - Yeah, good. 383 00:27:20,296 --> 00:27:23,058 Don't put too much water on 'em. 384 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:27,232 - How's the tomatoes? - Good! Good fruit. 385 00:27:27,302 --> 00:27:29,270 Hi, Pop. Hi, Kathy. 386 00:27:29,338 --> 00:27:32,966 - Hi, Ange. - Angie! Ah, listen... 387 00:27:33,041 --> 00:27:36,704 Garden looks beautiful, Kathy. I mean it. You got the touch. 388 00:27:36,778 --> 00:27:40,736 Listen, I never really said congratulations about Vinnie and the baby. 389 00:27:40,814 --> 00:27:45,046 - It's okay. - No, it's not. The baby outweighs everything, Angie. 390 00:27:45,118 --> 00:27:48,519 It's a miracle from God. 391 00:27:48,588 --> 00:27:51,147 I just hope you realize what a precious gift it is. 392 00:28:11,676 --> 00:28:15,076 Pop, I'm sorry about the other day. 393 00:28:15,145 --> 00:28:17,739 Cooled off real nice, huh? 394 00:28:17,815 --> 00:28:20,477 God must've finally won a game of cards. 395 00:28:22,385 --> 00:28:25,752 Pop, I know you don't wanna talk about it, but... 396 00:28:25,822 --> 00:28:28,052 why'd you have an affair on my mother? 397 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,456 Why do you gotta start, Angie, huh? 398 00:28:30,526 --> 00:28:33,017 Did you love her? 399 00:28:37,632 --> 00:28:41,830 Angie, you can never understand what it was like livin' with her. 400 00:28:41,903 --> 00:28:44,531 Finding her in her nightgown in the snow... 401 00:28:44,606 --> 00:28:47,631 dancin' with her lips all blue. 402 00:28:49,210 --> 00:28:51,770 So she danced in the snow. 403 00:28:51,846 --> 00:28:54,712 Maybe she liked it. Maybe she loved life more than you and... 404 00:28:54,781 --> 00:28:58,308 Angie, I can't talk about this, all right? 405 00:28:58,384 --> 00:29:00,875 She's gone. We have a life here. That's it. 406 00:29:00,954 --> 00:29:05,755 - Fine. I understand. - No! No. Some things just end, Angela. 407 00:29:05,825 --> 00:29:09,590 - This is one of 'em. - Fine. 408 00:29:12,664 --> 00:29:15,224 Exhale, turn left. 409 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:18,598 Again, way up. Lift, exhale. 410 00:29:18,669 --> 00:29:21,502 And lift. 411 00:29:21,572 --> 00:29:23,540 And back, hunching forward. 412 00:29:23,608 --> 00:29:25,734 Left arm, right. Let the shoulders... 413 00:29:25,809 --> 00:29:30,303 Look at her. Nine months pregnant, she goes on tape wearing white spandex. 414 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:33,713 I don't know. I like this tape. They don't work you out so hard. 415 00:29:33,783 --> 00:29:36,478 Gimme that back! I'm gonna kill you! 416 00:29:36,552 --> 00:29:40,147 Hey, what is going on in there, huh? 417 00:29:40,222 --> 00:29:44,419 - Nothing. - All right, so just relax, okay? Relax! 418 00:29:44,492 --> 00:29:47,826 Oh, they are gettin' so weird! 419 00:29:47,897 --> 00:29:50,558 Richie took the little one, turned him upside down like a mop... 420 00:29:50,632 --> 00:29:53,795 and practically did the floor. 421 00:29:53,868 --> 00:29:57,463 - What's this? - This is a guy. 422 00:29:57,538 --> 00:30:00,530 - A guy guy? - The "guyest." 423 00:30:00,607 --> 00:30:03,167 - Angela, what're you doin'? - I met him in that museum. 424 00:30:03,243 --> 00:30:07,269 He's a real nut job, but he's cute. He's from Ireland. 425 00:30:07,346 --> 00:30:09,837 - I just don't know if I wanna call him. - You're pregnant. 426 00:30:09,916 --> 00:30:12,976 You're getting married. You're carrying around some foreigner's number... 427 00:30:13,052 --> 00:30:15,987 in your pocket like it's gonna burn too big a hole to be lost in the bag. 428 00:30:16,055 --> 00:30:20,013 I think you wanna call him. You're gonna end up on Oprah. 429 00:30:20,091 --> 00:30:24,289 I've been avoiding Vinnie like the plague. He don't know what to think. 430 00:30:24,362 --> 00:30:28,593 Well, he's not the only one, darlin'. 431 00:30:28,666 --> 00:30:31,533 Very nice! I leave you five minutes, I got a big mess. 432 00:31:23,449 --> 00:31:26,474 - You paint these? - Depends. 433 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:30,283 - Do you like them? - Uh, depends. What are they? 434 00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:33,189 That one is "Rush Hour in Manhattan." 435 00:31:33,259 --> 00:31:37,354 Uh-huh. I do like 'em. So'd you paint 'em? 436 00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,261 I modeled. That's me on the left. 437 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:45,930 I used to be thinner. 438 00:31:53,476 --> 00:31:56,536 I can't believe the elevator opens up right into your apartment. 439 00:31:56,612 --> 00:31:59,478 So cool. 440 00:31:59,547 --> 00:32:02,675 I'm a little nervous. I haven't had a morning after in a long time. 441 00:32:02,751 --> 00:32:05,720 You? I got up and cooked! 442 00:32:05,787 --> 00:32:08,880 I feel like me mother. Next I'm gonna vacuum. 443 00:32:08,956 --> 00:32:11,186 - Are you tellin' me you've never done this before? - Never! 444 00:32:11,258 --> 00:32:15,127 But, uh, could you hurry it up, please? I have to be back at the Met at 11:30. 445 00:32:15,196 --> 00:32:18,824 That accent lets you get away with a shitload, huh? 446 00:32:18,899 --> 00:32:22,596 It's a crap accent. Yours is the ace one. 447 00:32:22,669 --> 00:32:25,661 Hey, so, just because I get thrown out of the museum... 448 00:32:25,738 --> 00:32:29,230 - don't mean I'm a cheap lay. 449 00:32:29,309 --> 00:32:32,744 - Good. Very DeNiro. - Thank you. 450 00:32:32,811 --> 00:32:36,770 - Can you do mine? Go on, give it a try. - No. 451 00:32:36,848 --> 00:32:38,440 All right. 452 00:32:38,517 --> 00:32:41,815 Pink hearts, yellow stars, orange moons, green clovers. 453 00:32:41,886 --> 00:32:44,480 Magically delicious! 454 00:32:44,555 --> 00:32:48,322 What have the Irish ever done to you to make you hate us so much? 455 00:32:48,392 --> 00:32:50,121 Bagels. 456 00:32:50,194 --> 00:32:54,893 - So, Noel, you like kids? - Sure. 457 00:32:54,965 --> 00:32:59,560 That's why I stayed one 'til I was 35... 38, 42... Hike! 458 00:33:01,938 --> 00:33:05,498 - Sure, I'd like to have a whole rake of 'em. - You don't say. 459 00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:12,904 - What's the music? - Jules Massenet. It's from a ballet. 460 00:33:14,116 --> 00:33:18,610 It's all about a guy and a girl... and death. 461 00:33:18,687 --> 00:33:20,677 And death comes to take the guy. 462 00:33:20,755 --> 00:33:25,919 You know, death: White face, black tights, bad attitude. 463 00:33:25,992 --> 00:33:30,793 And the girl tricks death into taking her instead of the guy. 464 00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:33,492 - Hmm. - Atta girl. 465 00:33:39,939 --> 00:33:42,430 - This an Irish chick? - Huh? 466 00:33:42,508 --> 00:33:46,638 - She obviously ain't Italian! - Shut up. 467 00:34:08,531 --> 00:34:10,556 How you doin'? 468 00:34:12,536 --> 00:34:15,128 Wow! 469 00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:21,677 Hello. 470 00:34:24,212 --> 00:34:27,305 You must be my 12:00. 471 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:30,174 So, what is this? 472 00:34:30,251 --> 00:34:33,880 - It's an office. - Yes, I see that. 473 00:34:33,954 --> 00:34:37,412 Your machine said to try you at your office. 474 00:34:37,491 --> 00:34:40,755 You know, here I thought you were an artist. 475 00:34:40,827 --> 00:34:45,287 - I sleep with you once and now you're in a suit. - I told you I was a lawyer. 476 00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:47,424 Yeah, but you never tell the truth. 477 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:51,230 Well, the lonely painter in the loft was working so well, and people hate lawyers. 478 00:34:51,303 --> 00:34:54,603 No, people hate lies. 479 00:34:54,674 --> 00:34:58,109 So, is this really yours? Maybe you rented it to impress me. 480 00:34:58,177 --> 00:35:01,374 No, I rented the apartment to impress you. 481 00:35:01,447 --> 00:35:05,007 Let's make a system of bells. One ring, you're full of shit; two, you're not. 482 00:35:05,082 --> 00:35:06,879 Fine, so, what do you do? 483 00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:09,350 - I'm a fashion model. - Bong! 484 00:35:09,419 --> 00:35:12,013 - Screw you! - Well. 485 00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:14,921 - What I mean is, you're far too intelligent. - Yes. 486 00:35:14,991 --> 00:35:17,323 Good save, but screw you anyway. 487 00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:21,022 Never met a woman like you. 488 00:35:21,096 --> 00:35:24,065 I've met teamsters like you. 489 00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:26,101 Teamster ever do this? 490 00:35:28,871 --> 00:35:32,806 Yeah, but I told him I was married and that was the end of it. 491 00:35:39,814 --> 00:35:42,055 Should I come back at 1:00? 492 00:35:45,492 --> 00:35:48,290 How many times has this happened to you? 493 00:35:48,361 --> 00:35:50,329 At Dopodomani Plumbers we guarantee... 494 00:35:50,397 --> 00:35:53,093 Cut, cut, cut. Vinnie, we gotta do it again. 495 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:56,157 You're doin' great, but remember you're a little stiff. 496 00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:58,226 What's the first thing I said to you about the camera? 497 00:35:58,304 --> 00:36:00,396 - "The camera is your..." - My friend. 498 00:36:00,472 --> 00:36:02,770 - Right. And it's never gonna talk back to you. - Right. 499 00:36:02,841 --> 00:36:06,778 Say whatever you want. Just talk to the camera, nice, friendly... 500 00:36:06,846 --> 00:36:09,143 All right. Thanks. 501 00:36:10,749 --> 00:36:13,240 - Okay. Ready, Vinnie? - Oh, yeah. 502 00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:16,151 Okay. Ready... action. 503 00:36:19,456 --> 00:36:22,983 - How many times has this happened to you? - Cut. 504 00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:26,051 - What's the matter? - That smile. You know how to smile? 505 00:36:26,129 --> 00:36:27,859 I'm not smilin'? 506 00:36:29,932 --> 00:36:32,924 - Just dial... 1-9-1-0... - No, no, no. 507 00:36:33,002 --> 00:36:34,799 - What? - Vinnie. Vinnie. 508 00:36:34,871 --> 00:36:38,169 Just dial 9-1-0, P-L-U-M-M... 509 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:40,208 - No, no! - What? 510 00:36:44,045 --> 00:36:47,411 Let me ask you a question. How many times has this happened to you? 511 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:51,747 At Dopodomani Plumbers, we guarantee we can lick any problem in one hour or less... 512 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:54,616 or it's no charge to you; get your money back. 513 00:36:54,687 --> 00:36:56,985 Just dial... 514 00:36:57,056 --> 00:37:00,787 9-1-0 Plummers. P-L-U-M-M-E-R-S. 515 00:37:00,860 --> 00:37:04,921 - Vinnie, hand me a ratchet. - Sure. 516 00:37:04,998 --> 00:37:08,899 Dopodomani Plumbers, because you never know what you'll find under your sink. 517 00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:12,596 And... cut! It was great, Vinnie. Everything worked. 518 00:37:12,671 --> 00:37:15,571 - It was all right. Don't wanna look like an idiot. - It was great. 519 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,768 - Can't help the way you look, but you sounded great. - You're very funny. 520 00:37:18,843 --> 00:37:21,676 - You know Tina? You'll probably like her. - Yeah? She single? 521 00:37:21,746 --> 00:37:23,179 - How much? - Ah, $600. 522 00:37:23,247 --> 00:37:25,181 - Thought we said five. - Six. 523 00:37:25,249 --> 00:37:29,514 - Here you go. Better look good. - You look great. 524 00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:32,783 - Come on, Ange, let's go. I'm hungry. - So go eat. 525 00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,824 What are you doin'? Get outta there. We're done. 526 00:37:34,891 --> 00:37:37,985 - No. - What do you mean, "No"? 527 00:37:38,061 --> 00:37:41,188 - Come on, let's go. Come on. - No. 528 00:37:41,263 --> 00:37:45,756 I have never been so humiliated in my whole life. You didn't even see my face. 529 00:37:45,834 --> 00:37:49,999 It's acting, Angela. Do you think the guy in The Elephant Man said... 530 00:37:50,072 --> 00:37:52,972 "I ain't gonna do this 'cause you ain't gonna see my face"? Huh? 531 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:55,339 - Ow! - Besides, your legs look terrific. 532 00:37:55,410 --> 00:37:59,743 - And you don't spell "plumber" with two "Ms." - It's somebody else's number. 533 00:38:01,149 --> 00:38:04,277 - You did a good job. - Thank you. You, too. 534 00:38:04,352 --> 00:38:07,218 Thank you. 535 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:10,222 So, I forgot to tell ya. 536 00:38:10,290 --> 00:38:13,623 - Took out a homeowners loan yesterday. - Huh? 537 00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:17,129 - I bought a house. - You forgot to tell me. What, are you crazy? 538 00:38:17,196 --> 00:38:20,529 It's the sweetest little place you've ever seen on Eighty-fourth Street, baby. 539 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:24,194 - You're serious! - Yeah! It's perfect. It's got a garage. 540 00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:26,737 It's got a little room for the baby. You should've seen it. 541 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:30,865 You're damn right I should've seen it before you took out a loan on a house! 542 00:38:30,941 --> 00:38:33,671 A whole house! Ain't I supposed to live in it too? 543 00:38:33,744 --> 00:38:36,907 Realtor said another couple were gonna make an offer. I had to move on it! 544 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:40,883 You've been goin' places with a realtor behind my back? 545 00:38:40,951 --> 00:38:45,512 - Huh? - Angela, you've seemed edgy lately. 546 00:38:45,588 --> 00:38:48,489 I thought I'd look at a few places, check 'em out first. 547 00:38:48,558 --> 00:38:50,992 Do all the legwork and then show 'em to you. 548 00:38:51,060 --> 00:38:54,119 I never thought I'd have to say "yes" to one on the spot. 549 00:38:57,933 --> 00:39:00,299 All right, Vinnie, look. 550 00:39:00,369 --> 00:39:03,269 I've been thinkin' about this so I'm just gonna come out and say it. 551 00:39:03,337 --> 00:39:05,669 I don't think it's a good idea our gettin' married. 552 00:39:05,740 --> 00:39:10,541 - I don't think we'd be good for each other. - Angela, don't bust my balls. 553 00:39:10,611 --> 00:39:14,103 - You see it first. Then if you don't like it... - It's not just the house. 554 00:39:14,181 --> 00:39:16,809 - It's everything, all right! - Oh, here she goes. 555 00:39:16,884 --> 00:39:20,341 - She's gonna try and be all serious now. - I am serious as cancer! 556 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:23,014 It's not something you can talk me out of, so please don't try. 557 00:39:23,089 --> 00:39:26,751 You know what I'm like when I'm certain and I am certain about this. 558 00:39:27,860 --> 00:39:30,624 This is crazy. Are you really that mad? 559 00:39:30,696 --> 00:39:33,994 It's not crazy! It's how I feel! I'm sorry. 560 00:39:34,065 --> 00:39:36,431 Hey, where're you goin'? 561 00:39:40,004 --> 00:39:42,495 I don't believe this. I don't fucking believe this! 562 00:39:42,573 --> 00:39:45,803 Vin, please, you had to see it comin'. 563 00:39:45,876 --> 00:39:47,537 Goddammit! 564 00:39:47,611 --> 00:39:50,546 Goddammit! Get outta the fucking way! 565 00:39:51,548 --> 00:39:53,379 Hey, you son-of-a-bitch! 566 00:39:58,889 --> 00:40:02,449 Vinnie, what the hell are you doin'? 567 00:40:02,525 --> 00:40:04,618 Goddamn motherfucker! 568 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:15,102 Vinnie, cut it out. Come on! 569 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:18,730 Jesus. What are you doin'? 570 00:40:33,019 --> 00:40:36,510 All right. 571 00:40:36,588 --> 00:40:39,250 Now, say it to me again. 572 00:40:39,324 --> 00:40:42,555 I can't go out with you no more, Vinnie. 573 00:40:42,627 --> 00:40:46,323 You can't go out with me no more? 574 00:40:48,899 --> 00:40:51,231 You're pregnant with my baby. 575 00:40:51,302 --> 00:40:54,863 We're gettin' married and you can't go out with me no more? 576 00:40:57,341 --> 00:41:01,801 Angela, I'm gonna ask you a question. And I need an answer. 577 00:41:01,879 --> 00:41:07,042 Whatever you say, that's it. No goin' back. No changin' your mind. 578 00:41:07,116 --> 00:41:11,144 'Cause I can't take it. Okay? I can't take it anymore. 579 00:41:15,257 --> 00:41:18,192 Are we gonna get married or not? 580 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:20,194 No. 581 00:41:31,873 --> 00:41:35,239 Have you ever loved me, Angela? No, really! 582 00:41:35,308 --> 00:41:39,074 'Cause I don't think so. 583 00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,410 I mean, what are people gonna think? 584 00:41:41,481 --> 00:41:44,415 What are they gonna say, huh? 585 00:41:44,483 --> 00:41:47,077 You're knocked up with my baby and you won't even marry me. 586 00:41:47,153 --> 00:41:51,351 - They're gonna think I'm some kind of fucking animal. - No, Vin, come on. 587 00:41:51,423 --> 00:41:55,553 It doesn't matter what people think. You're a great guy. 588 00:41:55,627 --> 00:41:59,688 You could find somebody better in like two minutes. 589 00:41:59,764 --> 00:42:03,358 Like you found somebody? 590 00:42:03,434 --> 00:42:07,063 It ain't like that, Vin. 591 00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,696 That would be better, you know. 592 00:42:17,613 --> 00:42:20,081 You just don't wanna marry me. 593 00:42:25,387 --> 00:42:27,981 - Right? - Yeah. 594 00:43:06,291 --> 00:43:09,350 - Hello? - Hey, Noel, it's Angie. 595 00:43:09,427 --> 00:43:11,952 Listen, I got somethin' I gotta tell ya. 596 00:43:12,029 --> 00:43:16,294 Yeah? I got something to tell you too. No bullshit, two bells. 597 00:43:16,366 --> 00:43:19,233 Me first. My bell's louder. My bell's Big Ben. 598 00:43:19,302 --> 00:43:23,966 - You sittin'? - Sure. 599 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,668 Maybe that's not enough. Maybe you better, like, get into bed. 600 00:43:26,743 --> 00:43:29,405 - What is it? - I'm pregnant. 601 00:43:29,479 --> 00:43:33,312 It's not yours. It's from before I met you. 602 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,582 Oh. 603 00:43:36,652 --> 00:43:39,415 So, are we still on for dinner on Friday? 604 00:43:45,793 --> 00:43:48,261 You're okay, Noel. Whoever you are. 605 00:43:48,329 --> 00:43:51,354 What'd you have to tell me? 606 00:43:51,431 --> 00:43:55,924 You're not gonna believe this, but, uh, I'm pregnant too, and it is yours. 607 00:43:56,002 --> 00:43:59,165 How's that for coincidences? 608 00:44:34,450 --> 00:44:36,884 Careful. Excuse me. 609 00:44:36,953 --> 00:44:40,149 Sorry. What's his problem? 610 00:44:40,222 --> 00:44:42,520 - Where are we? - Right over here. 611 00:44:42,591 --> 00:44:46,118 Thank God we're on the aisle. I gotta pee every five minutes. 612 00:44:46,194 --> 00:44:48,492 Quit whinin' about your broken water! 613 00:44:48,563 --> 00:44:53,056 I've had these tickets for six months and we're not leaving now! 614 00:44:54,902 --> 00:44:56,836 I'll be fine. 615 00:46:06,034 --> 00:46:09,799 That's a Jet� Lift. 616 00:46:42,199 --> 00:46:46,692 - That's a Sissone Lanc�. - Would you get over yourself. 617 00:46:52,308 --> 00:46:57,678 Oh, look. That's called... "Ouch, my balls!" 618 00:47:05,686 --> 00:47:09,179 Is this... Is this good? I mean, this is a great ballet? 619 00:47:09,257 --> 00:47:11,520 How would I know? Never saw one before. 620 00:47:11,592 --> 00:47:14,925 I just thought you'd like it. 621 00:47:16,896 --> 00:47:18,865 I do. 622 00:48:15,283 --> 00:48:17,217 What? 623 00:48:17,285 --> 00:48:20,048 What are you doin'? 624 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:21,986 Makin' pizza. 625 00:48:22,057 --> 00:48:24,116 Pizza don't come on English muffins. 626 00:48:24,192 --> 00:48:26,125 Vinnie used to love my pizzelles. 627 00:48:26,193 --> 00:48:29,958 You never really cooked for him much, did you? 628 00:48:30,029 --> 00:48:32,520 - I admit, I never sprayed his food. - Very funny. 629 00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:35,499 You laugh alone in bed at night? 630 00:48:42,642 --> 00:48:44,905 What are you doin'? 631 00:48:44,976 --> 00:48:46,944 It's my breathing exercises. 632 00:48:47,012 --> 00:48:49,105 - That can't be good for the baby. - It's Lamaze. 633 00:48:49,181 --> 00:48:52,946 Fine. When the kid gets asthma, God forbid, don't come runnin' to me. 634 00:48:53,017 --> 00:48:55,918 - You can't be serious! - Come on, I'm watching! 635 00:48:55,986 --> 00:49:00,787 In my day, women did not need Lamaze or VCRs in the delivery room. 636 00:49:00,858 --> 00:49:03,052 They all had drugs. They slept through the whole thing. 637 00:49:03,126 --> 00:49:06,619 Really? I can tell you there were a lot fewer Caesareans. 638 00:49:06,697 --> 00:49:10,962 'Cause the mothers were all 22. They didn't wait to get their careers goin' before kids. 639 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:14,230 Because motherhood was a career, the most important career! 640 00:49:14,303 --> 00:49:16,498 Yeah, well, the pay stinks. 641 00:49:16,572 --> 00:49:21,407 It amazes me how people who have never been through it know exactly what you're doin' wrong. 642 00:49:21,477 --> 00:49:24,935 - Angie! - No, tell her. She's always on my case with little digs. 643 00:49:25,013 --> 00:49:27,311 It'd be so much easier for me if Vinnie were still around. 644 00:49:27,382 --> 00:49:29,713 - I'm not gaining enough weight for my height... - You're not. 645 00:49:29,784 --> 00:49:32,048 'Cause I'm eatin' sprayed food. Two more weeks of this... 646 00:49:32,120 --> 00:49:36,580 - That's enough! - Kathy, when you have a baby come and talk to me. 647 00:49:36,657 --> 00:49:39,682 Until then, don't stick your nose where it ain't never been. 648 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,695 Excuse me. 649 00:49:45,932 --> 00:49:49,423 - What? What'd I do? - I hope you're happy now! 650 00:49:49,502 --> 00:49:52,835 She has been there, Angie. She lost a baby her first marriage. 651 00:49:52,905 --> 00:49:54,805 - Didn't live an hour. - How am I supposed to know that? 652 00:49:54,874 --> 00:49:58,173 You weren't! You were just supposed to be a little nicer. 653 00:49:58,243 --> 00:50:01,474 You're supposed to treat her like your mother. 654 00:50:05,183 --> 00:50:08,310 I just don't think it's right, the whole thing with Noel. 655 00:50:08,385 --> 00:50:10,410 Don't start, please. 656 00:50:10,487 --> 00:50:13,012 You see him, what, once, twice a week? 657 00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:15,216 - He never met your parents. - Oh, yeah. 658 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:18,887 And you never talk about what's gonna happen after the baby's born. 659 00:50:18,962 --> 00:50:20,986 He's my vacation from all that. 660 00:50:21,063 --> 00:50:24,590 How do you know what kind of father he's gonna be? 661 00:50:24,667 --> 00:50:27,534 When I was pregnant, all Jerry ever talked about... 662 00:50:27,603 --> 00:50:30,093 was how he was gonna teach the kids stick ball. 663 00:50:30,172 --> 00:50:34,074 I guess they can't all be Jerry, huh? 664 00:50:34,142 --> 00:50:36,940 I'm sorry. Could we just do this please? 665 00:50:37,012 --> 00:50:41,038 Yeah, sure. Except you're eatin' the whole focal point. 666 00:50:41,115 --> 00:50:43,345 I ain't using this as no focal point. 667 00:50:43,417 --> 00:50:45,749 Ain't you got something else? 668 00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:49,278 - You gonna bring a roll of cookie dough in the delivery room? - Why not? 669 00:50:49,356 --> 00:50:51,482 - Maybe, I don't know. - What've you got? 670 00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:53,890 How 'bout this? 671 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:58,829 I bet this will give you something to concentrate on when you're in labor! 672 00:50:58,898 --> 00:51:00,661 If I had this, I wouldn't be in labor. 673 00:51:00,733 --> 00:51:03,634 - Give it to me. I need it! - It's mine now! 674 00:51:05,504 --> 00:51:08,371 Hey, you ready? I got the kids waitin' in the car. 675 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:11,533 What the hell is so funny? 676 00:51:11,609 --> 00:51:15,477 - Nothing. We were just talkin' about Tina's old boyfriend. - He was so plastic! 677 00:51:15,545 --> 00:51:18,378 Finish it on the phone, will ya? It's all you do anyway. 678 00:51:18,448 --> 00:51:22,146 Fuckin' $100 phone bills. And those calls ain't mine, you know that, Teen. 679 00:51:22,220 --> 00:51:26,952 - Why not? You're the only one who's home all day. - That's real nice. That's... 680 00:51:29,692 --> 00:51:32,354 What the hell is this? 681 00:51:32,428 --> 00:51:34,726 Well, well, well! 682 00:51:34,797 --> 00:51:37,425 - You girls havin' a little afternoon delight, huh? - Yeah. 683 00:51:37,499 --> 00:51:40,161 When did you pull this out of mothballs? 684 00:51:40,236 --> 00:51:43,864 When she realized at least that thing made noise in bed. 685 00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:48,499 She only got this in the first place because I wouldn't fuck her. 686 00:51:48,575 --> 00:51:51,408 Jerry, if I was her, I wouldn't fuck you with a rented vagina. 687 00:51:51,478 --> 00:51:54,572 You got some mouth. No wonder Vinnie dumped you. 688 00:51:54,648 --> 00:51:58,948 What the fuck is this? A body block from Petunia Pig? 689 00:51:59,052 --> 00:52:02,078 - I can't tell. Which one of you two is pregnant? - Shut up and let's go. 690 00:52:02,122 --> 00:52:03,713 Don't tell me to shut up. 691 00:52:03,790 --> 00:52:06,223 You just can't take I'm the only one who tells you the truth, Teen. 692 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:10,422 - You're a real saint. - If it wasn't for me makin' fun, she'd weigh 500 pounds. 693 00:52:10,496 --> 00:52:12,964 - She looks great. - Oh, yeah? 694 00:52:13,032 --> 00:52:15,295 - Come here. What size is this? - Come on. 695 00:52:15,367 --> 00:52:18,699 - Cut it out! - Tell me what size it is! Eighteen? Eighteen, huh? 696 00:52:18,769 --> 00:52:22,399 - That's not a size, it's a voting age. - Get out of my fucking house! 697 00:52:22,474 --> 00:52:24,771 Ooh! What a pair of ladies we got here. 698 00:52:24,843 --> 00:52:27,436 Little Miss Toilet Mouth and Orchid, the Killer Whale. 699 00:52:27,511 --> 00:52:29,604 Let's just go, okay? I'm sorry, Angie. 700 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:32,080 What are you sorry for? Don't you apologize for me! 701 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,879 - Get your fuckin' hands off her! - I know the two of you are get up to! 702 00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:39,581 Talk about what a fuckin' loser I am! How I can't find a fuckin' job! 703 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:42,715 Well, your kid's gonna be a bastard! 704 00:52:42,791 --> 00:52:45,555 And who the hell do you think's gonna put up with you except a loser like me? 705 00:52:45,627 --> 00:52:47,720 Dad, leave her alone. 706 00:52:47,796 --> 00:52:51,561 I told you guys to stay in the car! 707 00:52:51,632 --> 00:52:53,624 Okay, go, go, go. 708 00:52:55,037 --> 00:52:58,063 - You fuckhead! - Yeah, tell it to your gynecologist. 709 00:53:44,114 --> 00:53:46,548 Go to sleep. 710 00:54:35,870 --> 00:54:38,930 I'll get you right now. 711 00:54:46,113 --> 00:54:48,206 Noel! Noel! 712 00:54:50,150 --> 00:54:52,083 Noel. 713 00:54:52,151 --> 00:54:53,812 - Hi. - Hey, happy Christmas. 714 00:54:53,886 --> 00:54:57,378 - Where ya been? - My plane was late. Where's Angie? 715 00:54:57,457 --> 00:55:01,085 She's not ready. Come here. I'll get you a drink. 716 00:55:07,165 --> 00:55:11,659 All right, everybody. If you could clear the dance floor please. 717 00:55:11,737 --> 00:55:14,330 Thank you. 718 00:55:14,405 --> 00:55:17,340 Tonight we have a very special visitor... 719 00:55:17,408 --> 00:55:19,808 - straight from the North Pole. - Yeah. 720 00:55:22,613 --> 00:55:25,639 Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho-ho. Merry Christmas. 721 00:55:25,716 --> 00:55:29,446 - Is that who I think it is? - Yes. 722 00:55:29,519 --> 00:55:32,750 - Okay, Tony, give me a hand. - You goin' up there? 723 00:55:41,330 --> 00:55:44,163 All right. 724 00:55:44,233 --> 00:55:46,963 - Give me your hand. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 725 00:55:52,472 --> 00:55:55,202 I got a special one for you, baby. 726 00:55:58,178 --> 00:56:02,979 # Santa Claus is coming to town # 727 00:56:03,049 --> 00:56:05,540 Yeah! 728 00:56:05,619 --> 00:56:10,385 # He's making a list He's checking it twice 729 00:56:10,455 --> 00:56:13,117 # He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice # 730 00:56:13,191 --> 00:56:15,023 Oh, Angie! 731 00:56:15,093 --> 00:56:18,961 # Santa Claus is coming to town # 732 00:56:23,701 --> 00:56:28,103 # He sees you when you're sleeping 733 00:56:28,172 --> 00:56:32,006 # He knows when you're awake # 734 00:56:32,075 --> 00:56:33,565 Whoo! 735 00:56:33,644 --> 00:56:37,579 # He knows if you've been bad or good # - Whoa! 736 00:56:37,648 --> 00:56:40,480 # So be good for goodness sakes # 737 00:56:45,254 --> 00:56:48,745 Angie. Oh, my God, Angie. 738 00:56:48,824 --> 00:56:52,260 Oh, my God, it's the baby! 739 00:56:56,998 --> 00:56:59,466 Yeah. Don't worry. I took care of it. 740 00:56:59,534 --> 00:57:02,934 Keep breathing. Take it easy. 741 00:57:08,409 --> 00:57:11,139 Hang in there. 742 00:57:11,212 --> 00:57:14,544 - You're gonna be all right. - Excuse me, she's having a baby. Where's Maternity? 743 00:57:14,614 --> 00:57:17,048 - Fifth. - Five. Fifth floor. 744 00:57:17,116 --> 00:57:19,310 - Oh, I'm having another... - Gimme the chair. 745 00:57:19,384 --> 00:57:22,751 - Come on. In your nose, out of your mouth. - You're okay. 746 00:57:22,822 --> 00:57:25,345 - Thank you. Sit down. - Got a chair right behind you. 747 00:57:25,423 --> 00:57:27,948 In your nose, out of your mouth. You gotta breathe. 748 00:57:28,025 --> 00:57:31,654 In... good. Out... good, Angela. 749 00:57:31,729 --> 00:57:35,722 - Here we go. Here we go. - In... out. 750 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,995 Tony, she's preregistered. Check her in, please. 751 00:57:38,069 --> 00:57:40,059 - Name? - Angie Scaci... 752 00:57:40,136 --> 00:57:45,199 Uh, Scacca... How do you pronounce Angie's last name? 753 00:57:45,275 --> 00:57:48,244 - Where's Dr. Gould? - Maybe he's stuck in traffic. 754 00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:51,404 - I hope he gets here soon. Are you the coach? - I'm the coach. 755 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:54,313 Only the coach is allowed on the L.D.R. Out of the way. Orderly! 756 00:57:54,383 --> 00:57:56,749 - Stay with me. Don't leave me! - I can't. 757 00:57:56,819 --> 00:58:00,380 He's gonna be there when you get out. I'm right here. 758 00:58:00,455 --> 00:58:03,947 - Breathe, Angie. - That's a girl. 759 00:58:04,025 --> 00:58:06,425 You're doing great. 760 00:58:06,494 --> 00:58:08,462 Hold on. I'm comin'. 761 00:58:08,529 --> 00:58:11,362 - One, two, three. - Where am I goin'? 762 00:58:16,603 --> 00:58:19,503 She's gonna be a mother. 763 00:58:22,174 --> 00:58:25,302 - Uh, do you wanna give this to Angie for me? - Oh, sure. 764 00:58:29,215 --> 00:58:31,614 - Breathe with me. - Oooh, I'm dying! 765 00:58:31,683 --> 00:58:35,142 - You're not dying. Breathe. - I can't do it! I gotta go home! 766 00:58:35,221 --> 00:58:38,678 - Yes, you can. You're not breathing. - Help me, somebody! 767 00:58:38,757 --> 00:58:40,690 - Come on, breathe. - It's all right, Angie. 768 00:58:40,758 --> 00:58:44,160 - Help me! - Look at me. Look at your friend. 769 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,253 That's a girl. 770 00:58:49,666 --> 00:58:51,896 S-c-a-c-c... 771 00:58:51,968 --> 00:58:54,698 I-a-p-e-n-s-i-e-r-i. 772 00:58:54,771 --> 00:58:57,331 Scacciapensieri. 773 00:58:57,407 --> 00:59:01,536 Sorry, we don't have a Scaccia-whatever in the computer. 774 00:59:01,610 --> 00:59:04,545 I have an Angie Scotch-and-soda. 775 00:59:04,613 --> 00:59:08,049 - Where? That's my patient. - Hello, Doctor. She's in Delivery. 776 00:59:08,117 --> 00:59:12,143 Thanks. Are you the grandparents? 777 00:59:12,220 --> 00:59:14,654 Don't worry. 778 00:59:14,723 --> 00:59:17,283 We'll take good care of her. 779 00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:22,524 Dr. Thorn, dial 1-8-2, please. 780 00:59:24,798 --> 00:59:27,096 - How ya doin'? Where is she? - Good. 781 00:59:27,167 --> 00:59:29,295 - Inside. - How's she doin'? 782 00:59:29,369 --> 00:59:31,269 Is that her? 783 00:59:31,338 --> 00:59:33,431 Five, six, seven, eight... 784 00:59:33,506 --> 00:59:38,738 People, people, I'm gonna have to ask you again, please wait in the lobby. 785 00:59:38,811 --> 00:59:41,006 We need these hallways clear. 786 00:59:41,079 --> 00:59:45,414 - That hurts too much! - One more time. Don't waste it. 787 00:59:45,484 --> 00:59:47,418 - I ca... - Push, push. 788 00:59:47,486 --> 00:59:49,976 - No, I can't. It hurts! - Come on. 789 00:59:50,054 --> 00:59:52,579 That's good. 790 00:59:52,657 --> 00:59:55,853 Oh! That was a big one! It won't be long now. 791 00:59:55,926 --> 00:59:58,486 - You're doin' great. - Yes, you can. You can. 792 00:59:58,562 --> 01:00:03,522 - Just change hands one second 'cause I can't quite... - I want my epidural! 793 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,898 Oh, I told you. It's too late for an epidural. 794 01:00:05,969 --> 01:00:09,063 - Tell him I still think it would be worth doing. - No. 795 01:00:09,138 --> 01:00:11,732 - No! - Come on, Angie, push! 796 01:00:11,807 --> 01:00:14,367 - Die! - Angie, focus. 797 01:00:14,443 --> 01:00:18,277 I brought the focal point. I got the focal point. 798 01:00:18,347 --> 01:00:20,906 Okay, right here, baby. Come on. 799 01:00:20,982 --> 01:00:23,712 It's-It's all I had in... 800 01:00:23,785 --> 01:00:25,718 Breathe, now. Breathe. 801 01:00:25,786 --> 01:00:28,414 - Focus on this. - Get this the fuck outta here! 802 01:00:28,489 --> 01:00:33,290 Angie, listen to me. There's something I like mothers to do during deliveries... 803 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,386 to help them concentrate on pushing and that's to sing. 804 01:00:36,463 --> 01:00:38,590 What? 805 01:00:38,665 --> 01:00:42,327 It's a medical fact that you can't panic while you're singing Marvin Hamlisch. 806 01:00:42,402 --> 01:00:45,496 # One singular sensation 807 01:00:45,571 --> 01:00:49,233 # Every little step she takes Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba # 808 01:00:49,307 --> 01:00:53,403 -But I can't. - # One thrilling combination # 809 01:00:53,479 --> 01:00:57,346 - What's happening to me? - # Every move that she makes Bum-buh-da-bah-da # 810 01:00:57,416 --> 01:01:00,748 You don't know that song, we could do... # Kiss today good-bye # 811 01:01:00,818 --> 01:01:04,584 No, I know the song. I just don't feel like singing! 812 01:01:04,655 --> 01:01:06,748 I think I know what's best. 813 01:01:06,824 --> 01:01:08,621 Listen, shortstuff! 814 01:01:08,692 --> 01:01:12,184 The day you try and pass a ten-pound bowling ball through the head of your dick... 815 01:01:12,263 --> 01:01:16,596 I will sing the whole fucking score to Phantom Of The Opera... 816 01:01:16,666 --> 01:01:20,066 Okay, this is doctor's orders, Angie. Push! 817 01:01:20,135 --> 01:01:23,594 # One singular sensation 818 01:01:23,673 --> 01:01:26,334 # Every fuckin' step she takes # 819 01:01:26,407 --> 01:01:31,640 - Breathe in and push. - # One thrilling combination # 820 01:01:31,712 --> 01:01:35,045 # Every fucking move she makes # 821 01:01:35,116 --> 01:01:39,416 Warning, now, don't make me cranky. Please wait in the lobby. 822 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:42,388 - You're doing great. - The baby's crowning. 823 01:01:42,457 --> 01:01:45,323 - Oh, it burns! - Don't push. 824 01:01:45,392 --> 01:01:47,383 Don't push. Don't push. Breathe. 825 01:01:47,460 --> 01:01:50,726 Oh, I gotta push. 826 01:01:50,797 --> 01:01:54,028 - No, you don't. - I'm just suctioning out the fluids now. 827 01:01:54,101 --> 01:01:57,592 - Come on, push. - Help me, help me! 828 01:01:57,670 --> 01:02:02,003 - Angie, I can see it. - All right, come on now. One more push. 829 01:02:02,073 --> 01:02:03,870 This is the last one. Here we go. 830 01:02:03,942 --> 01:02:06,308 - Bear down. Bear down. Bear down. - Another push. 831 01:02:06,377 --> 01:02:09,369 - Bear down. Bear down. There you go. - Come on. 832 01:02:09,447 --> 01:02:11,813 It's a boy! 833 01:02:11,883 --> 01:02:15,216 - It's a boy! - Oh, my God! 834 01:02:15,286 --> 01:02:16,684 2:14. 835 01:02:16,753 --> 01:02:19,881 Oh, my God, look at his balls! He's Italian, all right. 836 01:02:19,957 --> 01:02:24,018 - He's Italian! You got a boy! - Thank you. 837 01:02:24,094 --> 01:02:26,493 Call Pediatrics. 838 01:02:26,562 --> 01:02:29,689 What for? Oh, his arm. 839 01:02:29,765 --> 01:02:32,062 What? What's wrong with his arm? 840 01:02:36,072 --> 01:02:38,596 Doc? 841 01:02:38,673 --> 01:02:42,165 There's a little problem, but before we get hysterical... 842 01:02:42,244 --> 01:02:45,475 we're just gonna clean him up, call Pediatrics and have them evaluate it. 843 01:02:45,547 --> 01:02:47,810 - Can't I hold my baby? - Of course you can. 844 01:02:47,883 --> 01:02:50,214 - As soon as he's ready. - The baby's stable, Doctor. 845 01:02:50,284 --> 01:02:52,582 - Tina? - Angie. 846 01:02:52,653 --> 01:02:56,713 I'm-I'm just gonna tell everybody you got a boy. 847 01:03:08,968 --> 01:03:11,162 - Vinnie. - Tina, what is it? 848 01:03:11,236 --> 01:03:13,602 What's wrong? 849 01:03:19,710 --> 01:03:22,474 Here's your beautiful baby. 850 01:03:22,547 --> 01:03:24,981 There we go. 851 01:03:25,049 --> 01:03:27,916 That's a boy. 852 01:03:54,709 --> 01:03:58,042 Looks like a broken wing. 853 01:03:58,112 --> 01:04:00,603 Like a tiny broken wing. 854 01:04:12,359 --> 01:04:16,818 Oh, it must be bad. Aunt Violetta ain't cracked a smile since 1967. 855 01:04:16,896 --> 01:04:20,387 - Always with a sense of humor. That's your great strength. - You look beautiful. 856 01:04:20,465 --> 01:04:23,263 Oh, yeah. Right. Hey, Pop. 857 01:04:23,335 --> 01:04:25,098 - Hi, Angie. - She really looks good. 858 01:04:25,170 --> 01:04:26,830 Aunt Louisa, how ya doin'? 859 01:04:26,904 --> 01:04:29,737 Long time no see. 860 01:04:29,807 --> 01:04:31,775 Oh, Louisa, come on. 861 01:04:31,842 --> 01:04:36,005 Come on, come on. 862 01:04:38,381 --> 01:04:41,817 - It's all right. Don't worry. - Don't take it seriously! 863 01:04:41,884 --> 01:04:43,852 Aw, there he is. 864 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,253 The champ. 865 01:04:47,323 --> 01:04:50,587 Okay, now. 866 01:04:50,659 --> 01:04:53,924 - There's only one visitor allowed during feeding time. - That's the grandfather. 867 01:04:53,996 --> 01:04:55,964 - No, no. - I'll see you later. 868 01:04:56,031 --> 01:04:58,829 We'll come back later. What's the big deal? 869 01:04:58,900 --> 01:05:02,335 - Where's Noel? - I don't know. I haven't seen him since last night. 870 01:05:02,403 --> 01:05:04,462 - Okay. - I'll see ya later. 871 01:05:04,538 --> 01:05:07,439 - All right. - Hey, Vinnie, stay. 872 01:05:09,277 --> 01:05:13,111 - I don't know, Ange. - He ain't gonna do nothin' to me you ain't done yourself. 873 01:05:13,180 --> 01:05:16,945 So, you're gonna try nursing. 874 01:05:22,088 --> 01:05:25,750 You know, all the babies in the nursery are pulling for him. 875 01:05:25,824 --> 01:05:29,282 I swear they're all a part of some secret society. 876 01:05:29,361 --> 01:05:32,955 They all communicate with each other without words. 877 01:05:33,031 --> 01:05:36,524 You don't say? They teach you that in nursing school? 878 01:05:36,602 --> 01:05:40,970 - You hang around babies long enough, you pick up things. - What do you think, Vin? 879 01:05:41,039 --> 01:05:44,201 He's gonna be okay. He's a good-lookin' kid. 880 01:05:44,274 --> 01:05:46,208 Yeah. 881 01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:51,269 Hold the baby... like this so he can latch on. 882 01:05:51,347 --> 01:05:54,476 Okay, come on. There you go. 883 01:05:56,552 --> 01:05:59,043 - He ain't takin' it. - He's not in a good position. 884 01:05:59,121 --> 01:06:02,090 Okay, here. There we go. 885 01:06:02,158 --> 01:06:04,092 There we go. 886 01:06:07,462 --> 01:06:11,626 He don't... He don't want it. He keeps turning away. 887 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:14,896 - Maybe he ain't hungry. - No, he don't want me. 888 01:06:14,968 --> 01:06:16,266 - Be calm. - Come on. 889 01:06:16,338 --> 01:06:18,704 This happens. This happens. 890 01:06:18,773 --> 01:06:22,230 Babies are... very mysterious. 891 01:06:22,309 --> 01:06:25,904 - He can go a long time without eating. - Just take it easy. 892 01:06:31,651 --> 01:06:34,449 - He don't want me. - Okay. 893 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:38,455 - Oh, God. - What if I take him away for a while? 894 01:06:38,523 --> 01:06:41,617 - I'll bring him back later, okay? - Yeah. 895 01:06:41,693 --> 01:06:43,854 There you go, little fella. 896 01:06:43,929 --> 01:06:46,898 Okay, you're just a little cranky. 897 01:06:46,965 --> 01:06:49,489 You had a rough day. 898 01:07:04,781 --> 01:07:06,806 Technically it's called... 899 01:07:06,883 --> 01:07:10,341 a congenital longitudinal deficiency of the radius or "club hand." 900 01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:14,287 Now what that means is... he's missing one of the two bones in his forearm. 901 01:07:14,356 --> 01:07:17,756 - This one, right here - Okay. 902 01:07:17,825 --> 01:07:19,884 It's nothing you did. 903 01:07:19,961 --> 01:07:22,691 It's not because you had a glass of wine in the second month. 904 01:07:22,764 --> 01:07:24,698 It's just something that happens... 905 01:07:24,766 --> 01:07:27,929 in one out of about every 300,000 births. 906 01:07:28,002 --> 01:07:31,732 - It's also not genetic. - Thank God. 907 01:07:31,805 --> 01:07:34,831 Now, he's gonna need some operations. 908 01:07:34,908 --> 01:07:38,638 - How many? - As many as it takes to make it right. 909 01:07:38,711 --> 01:07:42,910 Look, what I like to say is he's gonna do better than you expect... 910 01:07:42,983 --> 01:07:45,575 and maybe not as good as you'd hoped. 911 01:07:45,650 --> 01:07:49,451 - What exactly are you saying? Will he be able to tie shoes? - Yes. 912 01:07:49,522 --> 01:07:54,049 - Will he be able to throw a ball? - Yes. Maybe not a killer curve ball. 913 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:58,357 Long-sleeve shirts are gonna be a little tougher to buy. Now... 914 01:07:58,430 --> 01:08:03,492 There are internal complications associated with this that we're gonna watch out for. 915 01:08:03,567 --> 01:08:05,967 - Like what? - Heart problems. 916 01:08:06,036 --> 01:08:08,869 - Lung problems. Kidneys. - Why? 917 01:08:08,939 --> 01:08:14,308 Because what caused the defect in the arm could affect the major organs as they form. 918 01:08:14,377 --> 01:08:18,939 Or, Angela, he could just sail right through. 919 01:08:19,015 --> 01:08:22,507 The bottom line is... we think he's gonna be a regular kid. 920 01:08:41,168 --> 01:08:44,068 Keep him covered. Come on, under the umbrella. 921 01:08:50,310 --> 01:08:53,074 Come on, you're home now. 922 01:08:53,146 --> 01:08:57,241 Yes, you come right in here. Oh, I gotta see him for a minute. 923 01:08:59,718 --> 01:09:01,879 Let's go upstairs. 924 01:09:04,756 --> 01:09:07,054 He's so sweet. 925 01:09:16,734 --> 01:09:18,701 It looks nice. 926 01:09:20,170 --> 01:09:23,071 - Thank you both. - Kathy worked like a dog gettin' it ready. 927 01:09:23,139 --> 01:09:26,596 Aw, don't exaggerate. I vacuumed. I made the bed. 928 01:09:26,675 --> 01:09:30,008 Oh. It's beautiful. I appreciate it. 929 01:09:32,748 --> 01:09:36,706 I guess you'd like to be alone a little bit. We'll see you later. 930 01:09:41,256 --> 01:09:43,656 - I'll call you later. Okay? - Okay. 931 01:09:43,725 --> 01:09:46,022 - Great. Okay. - Thank you. 932 01:10:02,341 --> 01:10:06,606 I baptize you in the name of the Father, and of the Son... 933 01:10:06,678 --> 01:10:09,374 and of the Holy Spirit. 934 01:10:09,447 --> 01:10:11,438 God, the Father of our Lord, Jesus Christ... 935 01:10:11,516 --> 01:10:14,542 - has freed you from sin and welcomed you... 936 01:10:14,619 --> 01:10:17,213 into His holy people. 937 01:10:17,289 --> 01:10:21,657 He now anoints you with the prism of salvation. 938 01:10:21,725 --> 01:10:25,125 May he keep the flame of faith alive in his heart. 939 01:10:25,194 --> 01:10:30,097 And when the Lord comes, may he go out to meet Him with all the saints in the heavenly kingdom. 940 01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:33,727 So you may live always as a member of His body... 941 01:10:33,803 --> 01:10:35,794 sharing everlasting life. 942 01:10:35,872 --> 01:10:38,670 Amen. 943 01:10:41,677 --> 01:10:44,840 I'll be right back. 944 01:10:46,682 --> 01:10:50,811 Aunt Louisa, could you give us some cake, please? 945 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:55,912 Would you like some cheese? 946 01:10:56,857 --> 01:10:59,257 Mangia. Mangia. 947 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,988 Faster. Faster. 948 01:11:03,063 --> 01:11:07,089 It was beautiful. Beautiful ceremony. 949 01:11:07,166 --> 01:11:10,659 - He don't like me, simple as that. - Don't be crazy. 950 01:11:10,737 --> 01:11:14,900 - He's colicky, that's all. - It's been a week. When's he gonna breast-feed? 951 01:11:14,974 --> 01:11:19,536 - Put him down. You can't pick him up every time he cries. - Maybe Noel's bunny. 952 01:11:19,612 --> 01:11:22,809 Here's your bunny, darling. 953 01:11:22,881 --> 01:11:25,144 - Would you take him? - Sure. 954 01:11:25,216 --> 01:11:27,150 Where ya goin'? 955 01:11:27,218 --> 01:11:30,516 I have to go. I have to go out. 956 01:11:32,390 --> 01:11:37,356 Think of a name for him while you're out. It's embarrassing. 957 01:11:45,798 --> 01:11:49,164 - Hello? - Hi, Noel. It's Angie. 958 01:11:49,233 --> 01:11:52,293 Hello, Angie. Come on up. 959 01:11:54,005 --> 01:11:55,940 - Hi. - Hi. 960 01:11:57,542 --> 01:12:00,772 - Hey, you look great. - Today was the christening. 961 01:12:00,844 --> 01:12:04,804 - I had a baby. Maybe you heard. - Yeah, it was on CNN. 962 01:12:04,882 --> 01:12:08,112 - So, is he a he or is she a she? - He's a he. 963 01:12:08,185 --> 01:12:10,118 Great. Well done. 964 01:12:10,186 --> 01:12:14,919 Girls always wanna do stupid things like wear dresses and eat cottage cheese. 965 01:12:14,991 --> 01:12:17,983 - So, does he look like you? - Yeah. 966 01:12:18,060 --> 01:12:21,086 Panicked and exhausted. 967 01:12:21,163 --> 01:12:24,495 So, why didn't you come and see me in the hospital? 968 01:12:26,035 --> 01:12:28,559 I felt out of place. 969 01:12:28,637 --> 01:12:31,003 You felt out of place? 970 01:12:31,072 --> 01:12:34,199 Well, rise to the occasion, Noel. 971 01:12:34,274 --> 01:12:36,504 Everything's different now. 972 01:12:36,577 --> 01:12:40,946 I gotta know... if you're in this thing or not. 973 01:12:41,015 --> 01:12:45,713 Okay? So, make a commitment, one way or the other. 974 01:12:47,187 --> 01:12:49,211 All right. I'm not. 975 01:13:03,502 --> 01:13:08,962 So, what is it you've been doing with me for the last seven months? Playing? 976 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:11,736 Yes. Weren't you? 977 01:13:11,809 --> 01:13:16,404 I just realized at the hospital that I couldn't play at being a father to your kid. 978 01:13:17,615 --> 01:13:20,140 So... lighten up. 979 01:13:20,217 --> 01:13:23,413 Don't tell me to lighten up, asshole. 980 01:13:23,486 --> 01:13:27,979 I have... I have shit goin' on in my life that you know nothin' about! 981 01:13:28,057 --> 01:13:31,254 Of course you're the only one. No one else has commitments that scare the shit out of them. 982 01:13:31,326 --> 01:13:35,695 You got commitments? What, are you married? 983 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,896 You're married? 984 01:13:43,137 --> 01:13:45,537 Oh, you're married. 985 01:13:45,606 --> 01:13:48,733 What kind of an idiot am I? 986 01:13:50,578 --> 01:13:52,704 I forgot rule number one. 987 01:13:54,014 --> 01:13:56,505 I'm separated... sort of. 988 01:13:56,583 --> 01:13:59,347 Ooh, right. 989 01:13:59,419 --> 01:14:04,355 - So, everything this whole time has been a lie? - Come on. 990 01:14:04,423 --> 01:14:08,120 How long did it take you to tell me about Vinnie? 991 01:14:08,194 --> 01:14:11,459 Or about the baby for that matter? 992 01:14:11,530 --> 01:14:14,623 If I lie... so do you. 993 01:14:14,699 --> 01:14:19,465 The thing is, I always thought that was the best thing about us as a couple. 994 01:14:19,536 --> 01:14:21,834 Huh. 995 01:14:21,905 --> 01:14:25,897 It's funny how havin' a kid changes everything. 996 01:14:25,975 --> 01:14:30,037 A week ago, this woulda really hurt. 997 01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:33,075 Angie. 998 01:14:33,149 --> 01:14:35,084 What? 999 01:14:36,152 --> 01:14:38,552 How's the baby? 1000 01:14:38,621 --> 01:14:42,113 Oh. He's perfect. 1001 01:15:12,252 --> 01:15:16,347 All right, just a second. I'm gonna nurse you if it takes all night. 1002 01:15:20,726 --> 01:15:22,852 Jesus, Angie. 1003 01:15:22,927 --> 01:15:26,124 He-He just reached for me. I-I... 1004 01:15:26,197 --> 01:15:28,461 Oh, Jesus. Angie. 1005 01:15:28,533 --> 01:15:32,560 Angie! 1006 01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:23,572 No. I didn't call you so you could talk me out of it, Tina. 1007 01:16:23,649 --> 01:16:26,641 I called so you could... help me with... 1008 01:16:26,719 --> 01:16:31,417 You have to explain it to everybody, okay? I-I-I-I have to get away. 1009 01:16:31,489 --> 01:16:33,252 I have to go away... 1010 01:16:33,325 --> 01:16:36,783 - What if you don't find it? How long you gonna be gone? - I don't know. 1011 01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:40,353 - Long enough to sort things out. - You got your own kid to take care of. 1012 01:16:40,431 --> 01:16:44,457 I guess I'm just my mother's daughter. She ran and now I'm running. 1013 01:16:44,535 --> 01:16:48,562 - You don't have to find your mother. You help yourself. - Shit. I gotta go. 1014 01:16:48,638 --> 01:16:51,835 - Finding your mother isn't gonna help you now. - Bye. 1015 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:54,433 All aboard! 1016 01:17:55,232 --> 01:17:59,726 Angie, some stories just have to tell themselves. 1017 01:18:53,717 --> 01:18:56,117 Coffee? 1018 01:18:56,186 --> 01:18:59,383 Yeah. You read my mind. 1019 01:18:59,456 --> 01:19:02,618 Um... ma'am, are you all right? 1020 01:19:02,691 --> 01:19:07,219 - Yeah. Why? - Well, uh... 1021 01:19:09,331 --> 01:19:12,198 - Where's the ladies room? - It's right around the corner. 1022 01:19:12,267 --> 01:19:14,530 Thank you. 1023 01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:09,623 Tina! 1024 01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:14,895 - Angela! That's her. Thank you. - Oh, my God! 1025 01:20:14,963 --> 01:20:17,295 - Ange! - Tina! 1026 01:20:19,501 --> 01:20:21,436 Baby. 1027 01:20:22,837 --> 01:20:25,499 - What the hell are you doin' here? - I eat lunch here. 1028 01:20:25,573 --> 01:20:28,508 - What do you think I'm doin'? What happened to your hair? - I can't believe it. 1029 01:20:28,576 --> 01:20:30,669 It fell out. 1030 01:20:30,745 --> 01:20:33,907 - In a blunt cut, right? - I got lucky. 1031 01:20:33,981 --> 01:20:35,971 Hey. 1032 01:20:36,049 --> 01:20:40,315 Hey, findin' your mom's a big deal and I didn't want you doin' it alone, okay? 1033 01:20:40,386 --> 01:20:44,413 So, I'm going with ya, okay? Come on, I'm goin'. 1034 01:20:44,490 --> 01:20:47,981 - I don't understand. How did you find me? - I'm a genius. 1035 01:20:48,060 --> 01:20:51,588 I called the bus company, found out the route and then took a train to beat you. 1036 01:20:51,664 --> 01:20:54,757 - And then after, you come back with me, right? - Where are the kids? 1037 01:20:54,833 --> 01:20:57,802 At my sister's. She's got Sega. You know they love that stuff. 1038 01:20:57,869 --> 01:21:00,463 - What did Jerry say? - Ah, screw him. 1039 01:21:00,539 --> 01:21:04,338 He'll be happy to have me out of his hair for a while. Thanks. 1040 01:21:09,847 --> 01:21:12,407 Geez, it's like a friggin' morgue on wheels here. 1041 01:21:12,483 --> 01:21:15,679 Hey, Daisy Mae. How ya doin'? 1042 01:21:53,352 --> 01:21:57,311 - You sure this is it? - 4418, Route 20, right? 1043 01:21:57,390 --> 01:22:00,757 - Well, welcome to Texas. - Thanks. 1044 01:22:37,260 --> 01:22:40,524 Come on! Give me a beer! 1045 01:22:44,099 --> 01:22:46,726 Dwarf tossing? That is weird. 1046 01:22:46,801 --> 01:22:48,793 - What can I get ya? - Um... 1047 01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:53,101 - I'm lookin' for Jean Colombo. - She ain't here. 1048 01:22:53,174 --> 01:22:56,973 I'm her niece, Angela. Actually, I'm lookin' for my mother, Joanne Scacciapensieri. 1049 01:22:57,043 --> 01:23:01,639 - You know her? - Jean Colombo doesn't own this bar anymore. She sold it to me. 1050 01:23:01,714 --> 01:23:04,979 Do you know where she went? 1051 01:23:05,051 --> 01:23:09,248 - It's important I find her. - Way out west I think. I really couldn't help you. 1052 01:23:09,321 --> 01:23:13,121 - Where does her mail go? - Honey, she's been gone 12 years already. 1053 01:23:13,192 --> 01:23:17,855 The only thing she gets is a Christmas card. I throw those out. 1054 01:23:17,929 --> 01:23:21,160 - What are you gonna do, right? - Hmm. 1055 01:23:25,336 --> 01:23:29,362 Come on. We gotta get to town. 1056 01:23:31,374 --> 01:23:33,467 Come on. 1057 01:23:33,542 --> 01:23:36,602 Hey, I'm not goin' back. 1058 01:23:36,679 --> 01:23:40,581 - Not goin' home? - No. 1059 01:23:40,649 --> 01:23:43,516 What are you sayin', Angie? You're not goin' back? 1060 01:23:43,586 --> 01:23:46,885 Not for the baby? Not for nothin'? 1061 01:23:46,956 --> 01:23:50,948 No, it's better. Pop and Kathy can raise him. 1062 01:23:51,025 --> 01:23:54,256 I know you can be cold sometimes, but you got a baby now, Angela. 1063 01:23:54,329 --> 01:23:57,593 - You don't understand. - No, I understand. 1064 01:23:57,664 --> 01:24:01,794 I understand that if you don't go back, he's gonna have to be by himself with doctors. 1065 01:24:01,869 --> 01:24:05,566 That you are gonna put him through the same shit you went through your whole life? 1066 01:24:05,639 --> 01:24:08,164 He don't want me. I know that sounds crazy... 1067 01:24:08,242 --> 01:24:10,210 but it's like he knows everything is my fault. 1068 01:24:10,277 --> 01:24:13,439 That is pathetic. To throw your fucked-upness onto that poor little baby! 1069 01:24:13,513 --> 01:24:15,606 I don't deserve him. 1070 01:24:15,680 --> 01:24:17,978 You don't deserve him? You're his mother! 1071 01:24:18,049 --> 01:24:22,952 You are so selfish, Angela! You come over like this regular girl. 1072 01:24:23,021 --> 01:24:25,216 Meanwhile, you do whatever you wanna do and you don't care... 1073 01:24:25,290 --> 01:24:28,953 You shut your face! If you hate me so much, why are you my friend? 1074 01:24:29,027 --> 01:24:32,621 I've been asking that question. When I think how holier than thou you are about Jerry... 1075 01:24:32,696 --> 01:24:34,561 Oh, please! 1076 01:24:34,632 --> 01:24:38,966 I will tell you one thing. He would never ever leave his own flesh and blood. 1077 01:24:39,035 --> 01:24:44,302 I'm goin, okay! I am not gonna be part of this sickness! I'm goin' back home! 1078 01:26:15,449 --> 01:26:17,474 How is she? 1079 01:26:17,551 --> 01:26:20,384 Did she have a good day? 1080 01:26:20,454 --> 01:26:22,684 I didn't. 1081 01:26:29,595 --> 01:26:33,361 - Aunt Jean. - What do you want, Angie? Why don't you go on home? 1082 01:26:33,432 --> 01:26:35,491 I know she's in there. I wanna see her. 1083 01:26:35,568 --> 01:26:38,401 - You go on back to your life and let us get on with ours. - She's my mother. 1084 01:26:38,470 --> 01:26:41,337 - You don't wanna know about your mother! - The hell I don't! 1085 01:26:41,406 --> 01:26:43,806 - Get out of my way! Mama? - I promised your daddy. 1086 01:26:43,875 --> 01:26:45,933 - Angie, wait a minute. - Mama? 1087 01:26:48,145 --> 01:26:49,477 Mama. 1088 01:26:56,253 --> 01:26:58,049 Mama? 1089 01:26:58,121 --> 01:27:01,717 She's schizophrenic. 1090 01:27:05,495 --> 01:27:08,328 You can go to bed now, Alba. 1091 01:27:08,398 --> 01:27:12,265 Okay. Good night, Joanne. 1092 01:27:15,837 --> 01:27:18,169 Thank you. 1093 01:27:18,239 --> 01:27:23,336 She's on medication, but she don't really function. 1094 01:27:25,179 --> 01:27:28,306 Most of the time she just sits there. 1095 01:27:28,381 --> 01:27:30,315 I'm sorry. 1096 01:27:30,383 --> 01:27:33,045 Joanne. 1097 01:27:33,119 --> 01:27:36,646 Joanne. Honey, look who's here. 1098 01:27:36,723 --> 01:27:40,055 Look who's here all the way from New York City. 1099 01:27:40,125 --> 01:27:42,559 That's Angie, honey. That's your daughter. 1100 01:27:44,830 --> 01:27:47,458 Hi, Mama. 1101 01:27:48,467 --> 01:27:51,833 You talk to her. 1102 01:27:51,903 --> 01:27:54,269 I'll leave you alone with her and you just talk to her. 1103 01:27:54,338 --> 01:27:58,535 - I don't know what to say. - Angie, honey, it's your mama. 1104 01:27:58,609 --> 01:28:01,133 You'll think of somethin'. 1105 01:28:10,754 --> 01:28:13,313 Hey, you want a light for that? 1106 01:28:33,474 --> 01:28:35,738 I never knew you smoked. 1107 01:28:37,244 --> 01:28:39,712 Isn't that funny? 1108 01:28:39,780 --> 01:28:42,907 Of course I don't know hardly nothin' about you. 1109 01:28:48,287 --> 01:28:50,687 Hey, I know what. 1110 01:28:50,756 --> 01:28:52,689 Here. 1111 01:28:53,726 --> 01:28:55,819 See? Remember? 1112 01:28:56,828 --> 01:28:58,762 Here. 1113 01:29:00,198 --> 01:29:04,031 That's how I looked the last time you saw me. 1114 01:29:04,101 --> 01:29:06,433 Remember? 1115 01:29:13,844 --> 01:29:16,812 I have thought about you for so long. 1116 01:29:18,014 --> 01:29:20,482 About this moment. 1117 01:29:32,828 --> 01:29:34,795 Oh, my God. 1118 01:30:25,808 --> 01:30:28,140 Oh, my God! 1119 01:30:57,705 --> 01:31:01,037 I always thought you left us for somethin' better. 1120 01:31:01,107 --> 01:31:04,372 And I was gonna do the same. 1121 01:31:05,778 --> 01:31:09,077 I had it so wrong. 1122 01:31:14,786 --> 01:31:16,720 Mama... 1123 01:31:17,522 --> 01:31:20,548 I left my baby. 1124 01:31:22,293 --> 01:31:26,127 Now I don't know what the hell I was thinkin'. 1125 01:31:28,599 --> 01:31:31,226 I love him, Mama. 1126 01:31:31,301 --> 01:31:35,466 I love him so much... but is that enough? 1127 01:32:03,244 --> 01:32:05,370 Hello? 1128 01:32:05,446 --> 01:32:08,380 - Who's that? Aunt Vicky? - Angela! 1129 01:32:08,448 --> 01:32:10,712 - Put my pop on. - You just missed him. 1130 01:32:10,783 --> 01:32:13,775 Maybe if you wait, you could catch him at the hospital. 1131 01:32:13,852 --> 01:32:17,049 - Hospital? What are you talkin' about? - Where are you? 1132 01:32:17,122 --> 01:32:20,091 - Do you know what an earthquake you caused here? - What hospital? 1133 01:32:20,158 --> 01:32:24,289 Oh, Jesus, Angie. Sean is really sick. 1134 01:32:24,363 --> 01:32:26,353 Who's Sean? 1135 01:33:00,328 --> 01:33:03,559 - Excuse me? What floor are the sick babies? - Angie? 1136 01:33:03,632 --> 01:33:06,533 - Pop! Oh, my God. - What are you doin' here? 1137 01:33:06,601 --> 01:33:09,161 - What happened to the baby? Is he all right? - He's alive! 1138 01:33:09,237 --> 01:33:11,466 - Thank God. Pop. - What the hell do you care? 1139 01:33:11,538 --> 01:33:15,030 A mother who runs out on her own sick child? There are no words... 1140 01:33:15,109 --> 01:33:17,669 Where is he? I have to see him. 1141 01:33:17,745 --> 01:33:21,646 You know what you did to my wife? That she might lose a baby a second time. 1142 01:33:21,714 --> 01:33:24,740 Frank! What are you sayin'? 1143 01:33:24,817 --> 01:33:28,752 She's his mother. We got no rights here. We got no right at all. 1144 01:33:28,820 --> 01:33:32,517 - Now you come on, Angie. I'm gonna take you to him. - Thank you. 1145 01:33:32,591 --> 01:33:36,322 I saw her, Pop. That's where I was, in Texas. 1146 01:33:50,407 --> 01:33:53,638 - You saw her? - Yeah. 1147 01:33:56,012 --> 01:33:58,809 Good. 1148 01:33:58,881 --> 01:34:03,648 Angie, you gotta understand about your father, how upset he is. 1149 01:34:03,719 --> 01:34:08,986 He can't even go into the nursery where the sick babies are. He hates himself for it. 1150 01:34:09,058 --> 01:34:11,959 What's wrong with my baby? 1151 01:34:12,027 --> 01:34:14,085 Pneumonia. 1152 01:34:15,063 --> 01:34:17,394 He couldn't breathe. 1153 01:34:17,464 --> 01:34:20,126 He's been unconscious the last two days. 1154 01:34:25,338 --> 01:34:27,670 I'm sorry, Kathy. 1155 01:34:29,508 --> 01:34:32,739 You're here now... and that's what matters. 1156 01:34:39,719 --> 01:34:42,517 We, uh... We started callin' him Sean. 1157 01:34:42,588 --> 01:34:46,318 - We had to tell the nurses at registration something. - Yeah, I heard. 1158 01:34:46,391 --> 01:34:49,849 It's the name of the son I lost, but you could change it to anything. 1159 01:34:49,928 --> 01:34:53,124 - No, Sean's a good name. - Yeah? 1160 01:34:53,197 --> 01:34:55,131 - Where? - Here. 1161 01:34:56,500 --> 01:35:00,061 We gotta take off our coats and put 'em right here. 1162 01:35:02,940 --> 01:35:06,103 - Okay, it's back here. - Excuse me, only immediate family is allowed. 1163 01:35:06,176 --> 01:35:09,838 - I'm the mother, Angela Scacciapensieri. - No, Kathy's the mother. 1164 01:35:09,912 --> 01:35:14,041 - It's a long story, but she's the mother. - I don't make the rules. 1165 01:35:14,116 --> 01:35:16,084 - I don't obey them either. - Carl! 1166 01:35:16,151 --> 01:35:19,211 - What's the trouble? - I have to find my baby. Get out of my way! 1167 01:35:19,287 --> 01:35:21,221 - Listen... - Vinnie! 1168 01:35:21,289 --> 01:35:24,417 - Keep your hands to yourself. You all right? - Yeah. Is that him? 1169 01:35:24,493 --> 01:35:26,687 - Aren't you the guy from the plumber commercial? - Yeah. 1170 01:35:26,761 --> 01:35:29,957 - Did you know plumber was spelled wrong? - Yeah. Can we go in? 1171 01:35:30,030 --> 01:35:32,657 - Look, it's up to her. - Okay. 1172 01:35:32,732 --> 01:35:36,328 - But only one person at a time. - Go ahead, Angie. You go. 1173 01:35:39,839 --> 01:35:43,502 Angela, I'm glad you came. 1174 01:35:43,576 --> 01:35:46,010 Me too. 1175 01:35:46,079 --> 01:35:49,138 How's he doin'? 1176 01:35:49,214 --> 01:35:51,148 It's been a rough couple of days. 1177 01:35:51,216 --> 01:35:54,982 Sean's developed pneumonia which sometimes happens in his condition. 1178 01:35:55,053 --> 01:35:58,579 So now the machine is breathing for him. 1179 01:35:58,656 --> 01:36:01,625 We'll know in the next 24 hours... 1180 01:36:01,692 --> 01:36:04,058 - whether he's gonna be okay. - How will we know? 1181 01:36:04,128 --> 01:36:06,995 He'll wake up. 1182 01:36:55,708 --> 01:36:58,108 Hail Mary, full of grace... 1183 01:37:02,447 --> 01:37:04,642 Pop. 1184 01:37:04,716 --> 01:37:07,150 Oh, Angie. 1185 01:37:07,219 --> 01:37:09,779 - How are you, honey? - I'm all right. How are you? 1186 01:37:09,855 --> 01:37:12,721 - Fine. Mm-hmm. - Okay? 1187 01:37:19,530 --> 01:37:22,555 You could've said somethin'. I could take it. 1188 01:37:25,568 --> 01:37:28,128 You loved her so much. 1189 01:37:28,204 --> 01:37:31,798 You thought she was perfect. 1190 01:37:31,874 --> 01:37:34,707 I just couldn't take that away from you. 1191 01:37:34,776 --> 01:37:37,870 I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. 1192 01:37:39,213 --> 01:37:41,875 It's okay, Pop. 1193 01:37:52,226 --> 01:37:54,660 Hey, me and Sean have been alone for hours. 1194 01:37:54,729 --> 01:37:58,494 We're kinda runnin' out of conversation. We could use company. 1195 01:37:58,565 --> 01:38:00,624 No. 1196 01:38:00,700 --> 01:38:04,567 Pop, I know it ain't easy. 1197 01:38:04,637 --> 01:38:06,662 Come on. 1198 01:38:06,739 --> 01:38:08,866 Come on. 1199 01:38:13,479 --> 01:38:15,879 Come on, it's okay. 1200 01:39:06,961 --> 01:39:09,758 Okay, listen. 1201 01:39:09,829 --> 01:39:12,992 Sean, we gotta talk. 1202 01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:16,500 Now I know what you're thinkin'. 1203 01:39:16,569 --> 01:39:19,003 You're thinkin', why should I wake up? 1204 01:39:19,072 --> 01:39:22,666 She don't care about me. She left. 1205 01:39:22,741 --> 01:39:25,175 But I do care! 1206 01:39:27,144 --> 01:39:30,978 It's from the moment you were born, you knew I did everything for the wrong reasons. 1207 01:39:31,048 --> 01:39:33,447 Didn't ya? 1208 01:39:35,252 --> 01:39:39,517 Well now, you gotta give me another chance. 1209 01:39:41,958 --> 01:39:46,486 And I promise, I won't let nobody make fun of you... 1210 01:39:46,563 --> 01:39:50,464 or hurt you or lie to you ever. 1211 01:39:57,305 --> 01:40:00,240 Just you wake up, okay? 1212 01:40:08,182 --> 01:40:11,048 Look, you think about it. 1213 01:40:13,687 --> 01:40:16,952 I ain't goin' nowhere. I swear. 1214 01:40:57,326 --> 01:41:01,126 You're awake. He's awake! Nurse! 1215 01:41:02,297 --> 01:41:05,027 Oh. Oh. 1216 01:41:06,568 --> 01:41:09,661 It's okay. He's breathing on his own. 1217 01:41:11,139 --> 01:41:14,005 He's just pulled his tube out. 1218 01:41:16,444 --> 01:41:19,208 His lungs sound clear. 1219 01:41:20,281 --> 01:41:22,579 He's gonna be okay. 1220 01:41:35,894 --> 01:41:40,228 It's funny. I see everything now like it's this long chain... 1221 01:41:40,299 --> 01:41:43,062 stretching all the way back to the beginning of time... 1222 01:41:43,134 --> 01:41:46,763 - on up through my grandmother and my mother. - Hi. 1223 01:41:46,838 --> 01:41:51,070 I'm finally part of something bigger than me. 1224 01:41:51,142 --> 01:41:53,372 - Hi. - Hi. 1225 01:41:56,079 --> 01:41:58,604 Hey, tough guy. 1226 01:41:58,682 --> 01:42:01,115 How ya doin', huh? 1227 01:42:02,185 --> 01:42:05,779 Oh, the strong, silent type, huh? 1228 01:42:07,424 --> 01:42:09,448 Listen, Sean... 1229 01:42:11,160 --> 01:42:14,220 I wanna make a little deal with you. 1230 01:42:16,164 --> 01:42:18,098 All right? 1231 01:42:18,166 --> 01:42:21,101 Listen, you gotta eat somethin'. 1232 01:42:22,337 --> 01:42:26,330 So, why don't you think of me as a human fridge. 1233 01:42:26,406 --> 01:42:28,534 All right? 1234 01:42:28,610 --> 01:42:31,133 Then I'll do somethin' for you. 1235 01:42:31,210 --> 01:42:34,145 Anything you want. 1236 01:42:34,213 --> 01:42:36,977 Tickets to a Raffi concert. 1237 01:42:38,651 --> 01:42:41,552 I could stick one of them little girl babies in your crib with you. 1238 01:43:29,531 --> 01:43:31,157 Ow! 1239 01:43:31,232 --> 01:43:35,726 Everybody's got somethin, you know. Somethin' broken. 1240 01:43:35,803 --> 01:43:40,000 For Tina, it's her marriage. For Kathy, the baby she lost. 1241 01:43:40,073 --> 01:43:42,371 For Pop, it's my mother. 1242 01:43:42,442 --> 01:43:46,674 And then some people it don't show on, but it's there. 1243 01:43:46,746 --> 01:43:48,975 The way I figure, these days... 1244 01:43:49,048 --> 01:43:52,245 the less broken have to take care of the more broken. 1245 01:43:54,119 --> 01:43:57,247 I learned that from my son. 103905

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