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That lady sings the blues like she's been there

and she takes you right along with her.

It's wrap time now.

Time for one more drink,

one last kiss, and then to sleep.

It's been a good night here.

We hope you had a good one, too.

We love to be with you.

Love the music, the talk, the good lovin'.

Remember,

any night is a fine night when you and your special someone

can slip into silk.

That's it for tonight, Charlie.

Thanks.

Great job, as usual.

-Good night, babe.

Great show.

Care for a drink?

-Not tonight,

I've got other plans.

It feels nice.

-What about your other plans?

-You are my other plans.

In fact, you are all the plans I care to make,

as long as I care to make them.

-All right.

-I love you.

-I love you, too.

And I want to be with you tonight.

-Oh my God.

-I'm sorry.

-Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jesus.

Oh, yes.

-Yes, baby.

Oh, yes. -Oh, yes.

-Don't stop. Don't stop.

Oh, yes.

Slap me.

Fight it.

Harder.

Harder.

Fight it.

Yeah.

Hold my hand.

Oh my God.

Babe.

Babe.

-Oh, baby.

-Oh, oh, oh.

That was hot.

-Maybe you better sit down.

Come here.

You know, baby, we're catching a lot of heat from the executive suite.

Seems old Harry Monaghan is banging away at some bimbo who thinks she's got

star material.

He's looking for a spot for her to keep the old passion fires burning.

Unfortunately, the spot he's got in mind is yours.

-Mike,

my ratings have never been higher.

The audience mail is great.

The sponsors are standing up in line for spots.

I am making money hand over fist for Monaghan.

-Sure you are, honey.

He knows that.

But you're not keeping him warm at night

and he doesn't need the money.

Hell, this station is just a toy to him.

It's an ego trip.

He's got a radio station that puts him into show business

and that's the second-best power trip around.

Probably rather have a pro football team,

but he doesn't get turned on by 280 pound tackles.

-You mean he'd blow me away, just like that?

-Just like that.

-What am I gonna to do?

-You mean what are we going to do.

We're in this thing together, aren't we?

-I'd much rather us be in this together.

-You mean this?

Take off my dress.

-With pleasure.

Oh.

Come here.

-So big.

So hard.

-Yeah.

So ready.

-Oh.

Jam it, jam it in my mouth.

-Oh.

-Mm-hmm.

-Yeah.

Huh?

-Hi, sweetheart.

-Sit down and be quiet, honey.

I'm just going over the ratings.

-Harry, what's a rating?

-Those little numbers that tell you what program people are listening to,

and unless the fix is in, half the fucking universe is listening

to Slip Into Silk.

-But Harry, you promised me that show.

-I know what I promised you, honey.

Just sit down, all right?

I'll keep my promise. It's just that the bitch is making it

a little difficult.

-I have talent too, Harry.

-Honey, your talents have nothing to do with broadcasting.

Why don't you come over here and show me what you're really good at?

-Why don't you tell me how much you want it?

-You know how much I want it?

I want it so much that, if you don't do what I tell you,

I'm going to send you back to that dirty little massage parlor

I dragged you out of.

-I think you mean it.

-For someone that doesn't know how to think,

you think pretty good.

That's a girl.

That's it, baby.

Get your mouth on it.

Good girl.

-That's it.

Good girl.

That's it.

That's right.

Yes.

That's a girl.

Stick it in your mouth. That's it.

In your mouth, all the way back.

That's it.

-That's it.

Good girl.

-That's right, that's it.

Sit up. Sit up, baby, that's it.

Good. Nice tits, yeah?

Let's see your tits, come on.

Let's see your tits, baby, that's it.

Take your dress off.

That's it, that's it.

That's it, baby, good girl.

That's it.

Yes, good.

Come here, baby. Come on.

Open your mouth.

Open wide. -Let me have it.

-You get it when I tell you you can get it.

-No. -You understand? Open up.

Open your mouth, that's a girl. Baby.

Open wide, that's a good baby.

Good girl.

That's it, bitch.

Good girl.

That's it, baby.

Good girl, that's right.

That's it, baby. Lick it.

Come on.

That's it, good girl.

That's it baby, that's it.

Come on, lick it.

-Good.

Good girl, come on.

Lick the balls, come on.

That's it, baby.

That's it.

Good girl, that's it.

Let's see your tits.

Come on, stand up, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

That's right, honey.

That's it, good girl.

That's right, baby.

Good.

Let's turn around, let's see your ass.

Come on, bitch.

That's it, baby.

That's it, baby.

Good girl.

That's right, that's right.

Now, stand up.

Stand up, that's it.

Turn around again.

Sit down.

Yes, good.

Sit on the floor, that's good.

Stick your head back.

Okay, baby, that's right.

That's right.

Open your mouth.

Keep your tongue in your mouth, that's it.

That's good.

-Good girl.

-That's it, baby.

-Squirt all over your fucking face, that's it.

That's it, that's it.

Get the balls, good girl.

That's it, baby, that's it.

That's it, baby.

-You want it, don't you?

-Mm-hmm.

-You want it in your mouth, don't you?

-Yes?

-Mm-hmm.

-Mm-hmm?

-Huh? -Stick out your tongue.

Let me see your tongue.

That's it, yes.

That's it, baby.

-That's it.

-Gonna squirt all over your mouth, baby, huh?

That's right, baby.

Good girl, yeah.

-It'll be all over your fucking face.

You hear that, bitch?

Yes, yes.

-All over your fucking face.

You want that baby, huh?

Oh, baby.

Yeah, you want it, don't you?

-You fucking little cunt.

Yes.

Yes.

That's it, baby.

Good girl.

Good girl, yeah.

-Yes, Mr. Monaghan?

Right away.

-Hi, Charlie.

-Hey, gorgeous.

You look good enough to bite.

-As long as you leave no visible marks.

-Maybe I could gum you?

Same rules.

-So let's define visible.

Screwing is simpler.

-I'm easy, let's be simple.

Well, would you settle for a sample?

I've got to get these papers down to Silk for signature.

-Oh, shit.

-Oh my God.

I want them.

-Yes? How bad do you want them?

-Real bad.

-That's a fair enough sample.

Here, hold this.

The rest of the goods will be delivered later.

-Oh, not too much later, I hope?

How about dinner?

-You're on,

see you later. -All right.

-Who is it?

Come in.

-Hi. -What you got?

-The usual rush. Sign the papers for Mr. Monaghan.

He's in a hurry.

-Great.

What's wrong? You look like you lost your best friend.

-No.

No, not my best friend, just maybe only my entire job.

-That can't be possible.

I mean, I just typed up the ratings.

You're eating them up.

It's what I'm not eating up.

Namely, Harry Monaghan.

-You mean to tell me that Harry is going to can you for that dimwit, Sylvia?

God, that girl can't even speak English.

-Imagine the only radio show in history with subtitles.

-That's good, that's good.

-But for her, we may have to redefine the word dumb.

-Not so dumb.

She wants what I've got.

Harry wants what she's got.

He gets his, she gets hers,

I get shit.

It's justice.

Well, I just can't believe that.

I mean, it can't be possible,

there's got to be something we can do about it.

-Well, if you think of that, you tell me, okay?

Because right now, I need a lot of help.

I bet you there's something we can do.

Anyway, you got those papers signed?

I've got to get back to the desk. -Okay, let me finish with them.

I'll finish this.

Now, he'll like that, huh?

Here you go.

-Okay. -Thanks for stopping by.

-Give me my pen. -Oh, here.

-You always steal my pens.

-Get out of here.

-See you later. -Get out of here.

-Do you want me to leave some phone calls?

-No, go. -Okay.

-Was that a knock at the door?

-I didn't hear anything.

-They're probably some more of your samples.

A mistake.

I thought it was ready for delivering now,

but first,

I think I'm going to slip into something a little more comfortable.

Will that look as good as it sounds?

-Better, I promise.

You're going to have a great time tonight, Charlie.

I've got the cutest little outfit picked out just for you.

-Okay, that was the mellowest of sounds, that's it and that's right.

This here's the deal.

Coming to you on WLAY,

that's WLAY 103.7 on your lovely FM dial,

and I'm bringing you all the sounds into the evening.

That's right.

We've got a little touch of rain

in the basin tonight, but that's mellow,

and that's for making love, and that's fine, as we all know.

WLAY and you'll be with me all of the way right up to it.

Destiny, that loveliest of ladies,

your Silk Lady, and she'll be coming to you shortly,

but I got one more.

One more in me, one more beloved, one more tonight,

so here we go and listen now. -That shit sounds corny.

-I got into something comfortable, too.

Oh, that's nice.

Show me your body.

-Just a little.

-Just a little.

-Yes? -I want a taste.

Oh, oh, yes.

-You like that?

-Uh-huh.

-You like these panties?

-Uh-huh.

-Oh, look at them.

-I'm looking.

-No, you're not.

-Yeah, I am.

-I wore them just for you.

-Oh, good.

so gorgeous.

-Oh, I love to suck your cock.

-Yeah.

-Oh, it's a nice cock.

-Mellow coat and throat of our lady in the evening,

and that's right, she'll take you all night.

She'll take you through your loving.

This is Nathan, saying goodnight

and giving you to what I wish I was doing.

You're about to be doing, because you're gonna slip into silk.

-Oh.

Oh, yeah.

-Did you have a good night?

The sky-scattered showers threaten the city.

I'm sorry, folks.

Looks like this one is not going to let up.

Anything into your outdoors usually looks better indoors,

if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Pull your lady close and your man down.

Tonight's for lovers, slow dancing and even slower lovemaking.

-Hope you like that classic blast from the past from the Jive Five.

The time is 11:47.

We're on the way towards the witching hour.

If we've got you and yours under a spell, give us a call at 927-5711 request line.

Tell us what sweet nothings we can play to make your day, or night,

even sweeter.

-So, Charlie, have you heard anything about Silk losing her show?

-Well, nothing specific, but Monaghan's middle midget's

taking a lot of diction, you know what I mean?

And the way I hear it, she's been saying a little increased syllables.

Monaghan's not thinking to put her on air at Silk's spot, is he?

-Well, that's what Silk thinks, and apparently, Mike agrees with her.

-Oh, man, that's a damn shame.

-Sure is.

How come the lousiest things happen to the nicest people?

I mean, Silk is so sweet,

and so nice, and so pretty.

-What the hell is this? Sympathy, or sex?

-No. Right now, it's sympathy, but a woman that looks that good,

I just might be tempted.

-I don't think I want to deal with this.

-You don't have to.

If I want a part, it's my party.

Anyway, enough of that crap.

We have to figure out a way to help Silk out of this mess.

-Well,

there are some things we can do, but I look lousy in stripes.

Besides, murder is not really in my line of work.

I'm basically a lover.

-Thank Heaven for that.

-Of course, a little selective blackmail might do the job.

-How?

-Well, it's easy, really.

I mean, Monaghan has been fucking that brat all over the office, right?

-Yes. -Now, all we have to do

iS rig a videotape camera in one of office cubes.

How would we know when to turn it on?

-I know.

We could put a remote control in your desk, okay?

Whenever Sylvia goes into Harry's office, you hit

the "on" button.

I'll point the camera at the desk and we'll have Sylvia gurgling

the executive dick.

-I guess it might work.

Should we tell Silk about it? -No, let's wait 'til we have the footage.

Then you can give it to her and she can put it to good use.

-Oh, fantastic.

Let's do it. -Oh, I thought you'd never ask.

-Does she look like an angel and love like a devil?

We've got the sound to bring her around even faster.

A little something on the back burner, just for you.

Start me up with fire.

-Oh, Charlie.

Oh, yeah.

You do that so nice. -Yes.

-Oh, yes.

You're going to make me come.

-Yeah, yeah.

-So good.

-- Smith and she won't forget you, and neither will we. On WLAY,

you're slipping into silk.

On, let me spread it for you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Charlie.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I want you to fuck me so badly.

-Oh, yeah.

-Oh, Charlie.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Holy shit, what are you going to do with my pussy?

Oh, yes.

Uh-huh.

Oh, go slow, go slow, go slow. Let me feel every inch of your cock.

Oh, that's so hot.

Oh my God.

Uh-huh.

Go slow, let me feel every inch of your cock.

-Oh, that's so hot.

Oh my God.

-Charlie, are you almost finished?

-Relax babe, I've just got to replace the cover plate.

-Here he comes.

-Good morning, Mr. Monahan.

-Good morning, Laura. Any messages? -Nothing yet,

but I did put your mail on your desk, and Charlie is in your office.

-What's he doing there?

-Learning to fly.

-Excuse me.

- mean,

he's in your office on a ladder, fixing one of the overhead lights.

-Where's the potter?

-I'm not very sure, but we did want to have your office

fixed up properly before you got in.

-Good morning, Mr. Monahan.

-Is that thing fixed, yet?

-All set to go, I was just leaving.

-Laura, take 20 minutes.

-Is he in?

-Yes, he is.

Should I tell him you're here?

-Never mind, he's expecting me.

-Oh.

Never mind.

-All right, all right.

We're coming to you here, hot and heavy

through the afternoon. It's raining outside,

but it's just a light drizzle.

You're cool, you're in your car.

Turn this up. Hey, making love,

turn this down.

We wish we were with you in the afternoon.

All right, , here we go with the metal sound,

the hot sounds of WKQE.

That's right, WKQE, and don't you turn that dial,

don't you go anyplace else.

We've got the sound, we've got what you need,

we're here all day for you.

You are , you are jive,

and we're coming at you right now, right now, with the sound that you need.

Right after this, we're going to go away for a little

on the score.

-Harry. -Yes?

-I want to go out to lunch.

-Just a minute, honey.

-I'm hungry now.

We'll be out for lunch.

-Hi, Charlie.

They left.

Yes, she took him out to lunch.

Yes.

Okay, hurry.

That's semi-disgusting.

-What the hell you think we look like?

-Well, I hope at least we look like we might care. I mean, maybe a little.

-Maybe a lot.

He's her by the ass.

Yes, and she's got him by the balls.

He's squeezing.

She's squeezing, maybe a little bit too hard.

I think he just turned green.

All right. Now, he's got her on her back.

Ladies and gentlemen, he's moving in for the Kill.

He's moving in, he's moving out.

Oh my God. I think they're fucking.

-Just stop it.

That's quite enough, Charlie.

Let's take that out and run it over to Silk

and let her deal with it. -You deliver.

I got some work to do.

Bye. -Bye.

Come in.

-Hi. -Hi.

I got something for you.

-What? The "Help Wanted" section?

-Better than that.

Much better.

You see,

Charlie and I got to thinking about your predicament and everything.

What a real prick Harry is.

What a nice person you are.

-Laura, get to the point.

-Okay.

Well, Charlie and I hooked up his video camera in Harry's office,

and we've got live footage of the two love birds

performing their sex acts.

-Oh, shit.

-Well,

it is pretty shitty,

but we thought that it might even things up a little.

-Better at what?

-I beg your pardon?

-Oh, you two guys are great.

I could kiss you both.

Well, in fact, I think I will.

-Sssh. It's okay.

Laura. Laura.

-Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

-What if -- -Ssh.

Just lay down, okay?

-Trust me.

Just trust me. Close your eyes.

Yes, that's right. Close your eyes.

Close them, close your eyes.

Just feel.

Give me your hand.

Just going to make you comfortable. Ssh.

I just want to show you.

Show you something.

I just want to thank you.

Close your eyes, baby.

-Thank me.

-I want to.

You're beautiful.

So beautiful.

Relax.

I want to do a few things and I want you to tell me if it feels good.

If you don't like it, tell me,

okay?

If it feels good,

I want you to tell me also,

okay?

-Don't hurt me.

-I'll never hurt you.

This is only meant to give you pleasure, to make you feel good.

I want to do this.

How does that feel?

See that?

It's not so bad.

-A little harder.

-A little harder. A little faster.

Do you like that?

-Do it slow.

-Do you want me to do it slow?

Slow? -Yes, slow, like that.

-I'm going to do something else, okay?

I want you to tell me if you like it.

How does that feel?

I can see you hate it a lot. -Stop.

-Stop doing my fingers?

-Yes. -Yes?

Move your hips.

How do you want me to lick it?

You want me to lick it hard? Hips into my mouth.

-Like that.

That's it, that's it. That's it.

Grind your hips.

I got to get these pants off you.

That's it.

-Oh, yes.

-You want it faster?

It's so good. I like that.

-I'm going to do one more thing.

I want you to tell me how this feels.

Do you know what I'm doing?

-Yes. I do it to myself.

-You do it to yourself?

-Yes.

-Do you use one finger?

Do you use two fingers?

-Just one finger.

Two fingers feel good.

-Just slow.

Slow.

You make yourself cum when you do this?

Yes? -Yes.

-Do you think I could make you cum, Laura?

Did I make you cum?

Oh, yes.

I love you the way you kiss.

I love the way you Kiss.

-Do you like the way my finger feels?

-I thought you were so beautiful for so long.

You know how beautiful you were until now?

-How wet you were?

-You should move your finger.

-Yes, let me see you.

Let me see you.

Show me how you use your finger.

-Now, it's rubbing, yes?

-Oh, I'm so hot.

-Put your finger in.

Goon, putitin.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

-1t feels good?

-Oh, I love it. I love it.

-Let go of it. Let go.

I can't.

I'm having too much fun.

-Mike.

Mike, we lucked out.

No, Harry did not have his neck broken when Sylvia crossed her legs.

Listen, and get this,

we have a videotape of our favorite couple doing the horizontal mambo.

The act itself.

No, Mara and Charles put it up, they scanned the whole thing.

Yes, get your butt over here right now, okay?

We got to make plans.

Yes.

Okay, bye.

-Sarah.

-It's great, isn't it?

-Oh.

This big race is very important for your organization.

-Oh, you didn't say anything.

-It's really important that you got to understand why this business

is so terrific.

It's all because of the ratings.

There's these people and they're called raters, and they learn what people

are listening to, like if they're listening to you,

or maybe if they're watching General Hospital,

or baking lamb chops,

and if they are, then you can get sponsors

and you can sell their stuff on the air, like TVs and Jello,

and then we makes lots of money,

and that's why this business is so terrific,

you understand?

-No, no.

-Call me at the station tomorrow,

I'll see what I can do.

-Oh, wonderful.

Great.

Thanks.

-Hey, Murray.

Hey, come on in.

-Hi. -Hi.

You guys have a chance to talk to Sylvia? -Yes.

-Yes? Pretty good stuff, huh?

-Yes.

-I want her to take over Slip Into Silk.

I've auditioned there myself.

-She has an interesting point of view on the rating systems.

-Yeah. She's got really nice tits, too.

Isn't that right, Harry?

-What's that supposed to mean?

-I think you know what it means,

and for the few folks that don't know what it means, we have

a small presentation.

Gentlemen?

-Disgusting.

Last time I went to the zoo, I threw peanuts.

What are we going to toss at these monkeys?

Onh, probably something they can relate to, like green stamps.

-Very funny, except I'm not laughing.

I'm mad and I'm a little sad, but I'm definitely not laughing.

I find it rather disgusting that we had to stoop this low to save your job.

How do you think I feel?

I had to blackmail that schmuck just to save my job.

-You were magnificent.

You are truly a star.

Thank you.

Buy you a drink? -Is that time now?

Time for one more drink, when you and your special someone

can slip into silk.

-What a bad show, man.

-What do you mean?

-No cartoon, no second features, and we don't even know

what's playing next week.

-Sure we do.

Silk is.

-We have you two to thank for that.

You know, we've never really thanked these lovely people properly.

-Why don't we take care of that little detail right now?

-Right now? -Mm-hmm.

-No, you're right.

-Hello.

-Clear off the --

-Oh, forget it.

I'll just lay right on it.

-Oh, yes.

-Oh, God, Sylvia, but it's nice.

-I wanted to think of an appropriate way to thank you.

You're doing just fine.

Oh, oh, oh.

Honey,

I love it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, I love --

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

-This show is a Sullivan special, strictly for the immoral and horny.

As you hear this, three friends of mine and I are making love to each other.

We kiss, we touch, we fondle, we stroke, we caress.

We are taking pleasure from each other and giving pleasure to each other,

just for the love of pleasure.

Tonight, there is no right or wrong.

Tonight, there is just good friends,

good fun,

good fucking,

and just slipping into silk.

Oh.

I love it.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, 1 like --

Oh, oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

-Turn around. - You're an animal.

Bend over.

- like it. -Yes?

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, yes, give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh, I love that.

-Mm-hmm?

-You're an animal.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

-Oh, look at this ass fucking her.

-Don't come in this pussy.

-This pussy?

-Do it.

-Yes.

-Oh.

-Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, give it to me.

Give it to me.

Oh, I love sex.

-Oh, does that feel good?

Oh, no.

-Yes?

-Oh, yes.

-Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

-Oh, yes.