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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,396 --> 00:00:22,485 {\an7}{Om Alec Khaoli's "Say You Love Me" plays} 2 00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:22,485 (upbeat electronic music) 3 00:00:22,527 --> 00:00:29,409 ♫ ♫ 4 00:00:35,832 --> 00:00:37,000 It was irresponsible. 5 00:00:37,042 --> 00:00:39,169 - Irresponsible? - Absolutely. 6 00:00:39,210 --> 00:00:40,420 They spent what? 7 00:00:40,462 --> 00:00:43,256 A trillion dollars plus countless man hours, 8 00:00:43,298 --> 00:00:45,008 not to mention political capital, 9 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:47,886 trying to get one dude back from Mars. 10 00:00:47,927 --> 00:00:50,180 - Political capital? - It united the world. 11 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:52,849 Yeah, for a hot second, but what if they failed? 12 00:00:52,891 --> 00:00:54,351 Everyone would have been like, um, excuse me, 13 00:00:54,392 --> 00:00:56,186 you know there are people dying here, right? 14 00:00:56,227 --> 00:00:57,354 People are always dying on Earth. 15 00:00:57,395 --> 00:00:58,855 You can't change that. 16 00:00:58,897 --> 00:01:00,690 But if you get the opportunity to bring back Matt Damon-- 17 00:01:00,732 --> 00:01:02,650 No, screw Matt Damon. 18 00:01:02,692 --> 00:01:04,110 That's just harsh. 19 00:01:04,152 --> 00:01:06,863 Dude, it costs an average of $1,200 to save a life. 20 00:01:06,905 --> 00:01:08,031 12--what? 21 00:01:08,073 --> 00:01:09,908 When you give money to charity-- 22 00:01:09,949 --> 00:01:11,201 the ones that are actually gonna save lives 23 00:01:11,242 --> 00:01:12,702 are the ones that clean water and give out 24 00:01:12,744 --> 00:01:14,037 medicine and stuff, right? 25 00:01:14,079 --> 00:01:15,914 Matt Damon's charity literally cleans water. 26 00:01:15,955 --> 00:01:17,582 So when you factor in administrative costs, 27 00:01:17,624 --> 00:01:20,168 and how many people would actually die without help, 28 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:22,295 that works out to 1,200 bucks per life. 29 00:01:22,337 --> 00:01:24,089 Okay, so what you're saying is, you take a trillion 30 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:26,758 and divided by 1,200 and you can save 31 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:31,971 833 million people's lives on Earth? 32 00:01:32,013 --> 00:01:33,807 You just do that math right now? 33 00:01:33,848 --> 00:01:35,141 I'm wicked smart. 34 00:01:35,183 --> 00:01:39,562 I know, it's just, you look like so dumb. 35 00:01:39,604 --> 00:01:40,980 Okay. 36 00:01:42,190 --> 00:01:43,108 Checkmate. 37 00:01:45,151 --> 00:01:46,945 - Dang. - Boom. 38 00:01:48,780 --> 00:01:49,948 Okay. 39 00:01:55,995 --> 00:01:58,832 (pensive music) 40 00:01:58,873 --> 00:02:04,421 ♫ ♫ 41 00:02:04,462 --> 00:02:05,505 You really don't think 42 00:02:05,547 --> 00:02:07,966 they're sending anybody to save us? 43 00:02:09,884 --> 00:02:10,927 I mean... 44 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:13,096 (chicken clucking) 45 00:02:13,138 --> 00:02:15,432 I'm sure they're doing what they can. 46 00:02:15,473 --> 00:02:17,767 Within reason. 47 00:02:17,809 --> 00:02:19,227 (chicken clucking) 48 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:21,396 Benson would probably take your side. 49 00:02:21,438 --> 00:02:23,982 Yeah, well, Benson went crazy. 50 00:02:29,070 --> 00:02:31,823 - Play again? - You wanna lose again? 51 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,828 I just don't think we should wait around 52 00:02:36,870 --> 00:02:38,371 to be saved, you know? 53 00:02:38,413 --> 00:02:40,123 We gotta save ourselves. 54 00:02:40,165 --> 00:02:43,752 Or accept the inevitability of our fates. 55 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:46,755 One of the two. 56 00:02:46,796 --> 00:02:48,548 Two of the three. 57 00:02:48,590 --> 00:02:51,343 - Three of the four. - Comme ci, comme ça. 58 00:02:51,384 --> 00:02:53,303 (indistinct) 59 00:02:55,347 --> 00:02:59,684 ♫ Girl, it feels so good ♫ 60 00:02:59,726 --> 00:03:01,811 ♫ To know you're mine ♫ 61 00:03:01,853 --> 00:03:04,314 ♫ ♫ 62 00:03:04,356 --> 00:03:08,651 ♫ You've got the love that keeps me going ♫ 63 00:03:08,693 --> 00:03:11,196 ♫ Forever and ever ♫ 64 00:03:11,237 --> 00:03:12,739 ♫ You've got the love ♫ 65 00:03:12,781 --> 00:03:17,744 ♫ You've got the love that keeps me going ♫ 66 00:03:17,786 --> 00:03:20,038 ♫ Forever and ever ♫ 67 00:03:20,107 --> 00:03:26,489 {\an4}Subtitle by Sailor420 68 00:03:20,107 --> 00:03:26,489 {\an6}Hope you enjoy the sub/show 69 00:03:26,489 --> 00:03:30,840 (engine roaring) 70 00:03:30,882 --> 00:03:33,843 (upbeat music) 71 00:03:33,885 --> 00:03:37,180 ♫ ♫ 72 00:03:37,222 --> 00:03:40,892 - Come on! Come on! - Come on! Come on! 73 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:49,275 You might as well give up now. I'm clearly dominating you. 74 00:03:49,317 --> 00:03:51,027 I'll dominate your face! 75 00:03:51,069 --> 00:03:58,201 ♫ ♫ 76 00:04:34,779 --> 00:04:37,699 (pan sizzling) 77 00:04:48,501 --> 00:04:49,461 Yes. 78 00:04:54,799 --> 00:04:56,092 Wait, two? 79 00:04:56,134 --> 00:04:57,761 Don't you only have, like, ten left? 80 00:04:57,802 --> 00:05:00,180 Yeah, I know, but... 81 00:05:00,221 --> 00:05:02,807 my blueberry and marijuana hybrid won't flower, 82 00:05:02,849 --> 00:05:06,186 so blowing off some steam. 83 00:05:09,356 --> 00:05:11,191 Well, go nuts, kid. 84 00:05:11,232 --> 00:05:13,360 But don't pop and drive. 85 00:05:13,401 --> 00:05:14,444 Pew. 86 00:05:21,576 --> 00:05:24,913 ♫ ♫ 87 00:05:24,954 --> 00:05:25,955 Morning. 88 00:05:25,997 --> 00:05:27,499 Your mama called! 89 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:30,668 She said she doesn't miss you and you're gonna lose. 90 00:05:30,710 --> 00:05:32,337 Oh. Your mama called. 91 00:05:32,379 --> 00:05:34,255 And she said she's your sister, 92 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:36,633 you smell like poop, and you're gonna lose. 93 00:05:36,675 --> 00:05:38,551 My mom is my sister? 94 00:05:38,593 --> 00:05:44,808 ♫ ♫ 95 00:05:44,849 --> 00:05:46,226 Come on, we gon' watch a movie. 96 00:05:46,267 --> 00:05:48,645 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 97 00:05:48,687 --> 00:05:49,813 (goat bleats) 98 00:05:49,854 --> 00:05:53,566 - Okay. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. 99 00:05:53,608 --> 00:05:56,486 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." (snorts) 100 00:05:56,528 --> 00:05:58,488 - "Die Hard." - "Casablanca." Come on. 101 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,073 "Casablanca" is the best love story ever. 102 00:06:00,115 --> 00:06:01,700 Blargh. 103 00:06:01,741 --> 00:06:03,076 I want Hans Gruber. 104 00:06:03,118 --> 00:06:04,244 Why would you do that? 105 00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:06,705 (in German accent) Hans Gruber. 106 00:06:06,746 --> 00:06:07,706 Okay. 107 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:12,836 "Sense and Sensibility." 108 00:06:12,877 --> 00:06:15,839 It's Hans Gruber in a love story. 109 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:17,590 Come on. 110 00:06:17,632 --> 00:06:19,467 - Okay. - Boom. Look at that. 111 00:06:24,472 --> 00:06:26,725 Get comfortable. This is kinda great. 112 00:06:59,841 --> 00:07:00,759 (clears throat) 113 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:06,723 (upbeat electronic music) 114 00:07:06,765 --> 00:07:11,770 ♫ ♫ 115 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:16,858 Hey, girl. 116 00:07:21,446 --> 00:07:23,740 Error. Comms fail. 117 00:07:23,782 --> 00:07:26,618 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 118 00:07:31,081 --> 00:07:32,499 Hello. 119 00:07:32,540 --> 00:07:33,458 Earth? 120 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:40,674 {\an7}{Frank McComb's "White Line in the Sky" plays} 121 00:07:38,463 --> 00:07:40,674 It's your girl DJ J-J-Jane. 122 00:07:40,715 --> 00:07:43,301 Coming to you live from outer space. 123 00:07:43,343 --> 00:07:45,512 And we've got a sick lineup for you all, 124 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:49,265 so buckle up and enjoy the ride. 125 00:07:50,433 --> 00:07:52,519 Navigation failed. 126 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,478 (sighs) 127 00:08:07,992 --> 00:08:12,789 ♫ I wanna be ♫ 128 00:08:12,831 --> 00:08:17,252 ♫ As free as that white line in the sky ♫ 129 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:20,880 (soft sultry music) 130 00:08:20,922 --> 00:08:26,594 ♫ You can stay ♫ 131 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,097 ♫ In these last evil days if you want to ♫ 132 00:08:29,139 --> 00:08:30,640 You ready? 133 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:32,058 Dur. 134 00:08:32,100 --> 00:08:34,644 Well, have you tried the raspberries or the blackberry? 135 00:08:34,686 --> 00:08:36,229 Yes, I've tried everything. 136 00:08:36,271 --> 00:08:38,940 But the blueberry is the one that's most genetically in line 137 00:08:38,982 --> 00:08:42,360 with the marijuana plant, so it should work. 138 00:08:42,402 --> 00:08:45,238 Well, I believe in you. 139 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:46,239 You'll figure it out. 140 00:08:46,281 --> 00:08:48,158 Thanks, Mom. 141 00:08:48,199 --> 00:08:50,326 - All right. - What's the verdict? 142 00:08:50,368 --> 00:08:53,455 Oh, you're gonna see. 143 00:08:53,496 --> 00:08:56,166 (laughs) Oh, no. 144 00:08:56,207 --> 00:09:00,670 No, not the cowboy hat. 145 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:02,130 (laughs) 146 00:09:02,172 --> 00:09:04,591 Can you at least play Dolly? 147 00:09:04,632 --> 00:09:05,884 (lively country music playing) 148 00:09:05,925 --> 00:09:07,177 Not gonna happen. 149 00:09:07,218 --> 00:09:08,511 When you played Bieber, I didn't say anything. 150 00:09:08,553 --> 00:09:10,347 It's my turn, and I wanna two-step. 151 00:09:10,388 --> 00:09:12,265 We can two-step, that is fine, 152 00:09:12,307 --> 00:09:16,353 but could we do it to something less soul suckingly awful? 153 00:09:16,394 --> 00:09:18,688 - No. - Please? 154 00:09:18,730 --> 00:09:20,398 Come on, I'm sure you have something in there 155 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,026 that's actually good. 156 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:24,235 Okay. 157 00:09:26,112 --> 00:09:31,659 {\an7}{Stirling March's "Under Cover Lover" plays} 158 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:31,659 Oh. 159 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:32,952 Ooh. 160 00:09:32,994 --> 00:09:35,372 (laughs) Yeah. 161 00:09:35,413 --> 00:09:37,165 - Oh. - Now you go forward. 162 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:38,375 Bring it back. 163 00:09:38,416 --> 00:09:41,378 Then it's one, two, three, jump rope. 164 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:43,797 - That's cute. - Then you turn. 165 00:09:43,838 --> 00:09:46,549 - You did this lots, right? - Yeah. 166 00:09:46,591 --> 00:09:48,677 One, two, three, then you jump. 167 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,095 - Hey. - Okay, okay. 168 00:09:50,136 --> 00:09:52,055 - Turn. Oh. - Oh. 169 00:09:52,097 --> 00:09:53,223 Okay. 170 00:09:53,264 --> 00:09:55,016 both: Oh! 171 00:09:55,058 --> 00:09:56,518 - Uh, uh, uh, ah! - Hey. 172 00:09:56,559 --> 00:09:58,520 Ha, ha, ha, turn. 173 00:09:58,561 --> 00:10:00,105 ♫ An old-fashioned girl ♫ 174 00:10:00,146 --> 00:10:02,065 ♫ But her style was hard to beat ♫ 175 00:10:02,107 --> 00:10:04,109 Hey! Oh-ho-ho-ho! 176 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,736 Clap. Oh, oh, oh, bang! 177 00:10:06,778 --> 00:10:09,406 (laughs) 178 00:10:09,447 --> 00:10:10,490 Give me that snake. 179 00:10:10,532 --> 00:10:12,701 both: Oh. Oh. 180 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,869 - Pause. Get it. Get it. - (grunting) 181 00:10:17,288 --> 00:10:19,457 Whoo! Ah. (laughter) 182 00:10:23,128 --> 00:10:24,796 There it is. There it is. 183 00:10:24,838 --> 00:10:27,841 Go back, go back. 184 00:10:27,882 --> 00:10:29,926 ♫ Under cover lover, baby ♫ 185 00:10:29,968 --> 00:10:32,345 Mm. Mm. 186 00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:34,097 - Oh. - Oh, we're turning. 187 00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:35,724 Mm. Mm. 188 00:10:35,765 --> 00:10:37,434 So... 189 00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:41,104 I need to call you out on something. 190 00:10:41,146 --> 00:10:43,106 Okay. 191 00:10:43,148 --> 00:10:45,984 I was walking through the greenhouse this morning, 192 00:10:46,026 --> 00:10:50,530 and I stepped in some milky goop. 193 00:10:52,532 --> 00:10:54,576 - Oh. (laughs) - My bad. 194 00:10:54,617 --> 00:10:56,036 - Dude. - What? 195 00:10:56,077 --> 00:10:57,162 I thought I cleaned it all up. 196 00:10:57,203 --> 00:10:59,748 That's where our food grows. 197 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,499 That's where the girls sleep. 198 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:02,959 (chicken clucking) 199 00:11:03,001 --> 00:11:05,003 Oh, my God, were they... (whispering) Watching you? 200 00:11:05,045 --> 00:11:07,297 They're chickens. 201 00:11:07,339 --> 00:11:08,590 - Ew. - All right. 202 00:11:08,631 --> 00:11:09,966 That's enough slut shaming. 203 00:11:10,008 --> 00:11:11,301 I am not shaming you. 204 00:11:11,343 --> 00:11:13,803 Masturbation is, like, super healthy. 205 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:17,807 But I keep it in my room because I'm not a dirty ho. 206 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,893 Dirty ho? 207 00:11:24,481 --> 00:11:26,441 Maybe we should do it. 208 00:11:26,483 --> 00:11:28,026 Do what? 209 00:11:28,068 --> 00:11:29,319 It. 210 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:32,197 (soft music) 211 00:11:32,238 --> 00:11:34,366 - What? - What? 212 00:11:34,407 --> 00:11:36,993 (laughs) 213 00:11:37,035 --> 00:11:38,411 What? I'm serious. 214 00:11:38,453 --> 00:11:40,080 Oh, man. He's lost it. 215 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:43,666 Look, in case you haven't noticed, 216 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:45,752 we're doomed to spend the rest of our miserable lives 217 00:11:45,794 --> 00:11:48,088 floating around on this ship. 218 00:11:48,129 --> 00:11:50,048 So it would be crazy for us not to bang, right? 219 00:11:50,090 --> 00:11:52,425 Well, when you put it like that. 220 00:11:52,467 --> 00:11:54,636 (grunting) So you're in? 221 00:11:54,678 --> 00:11:56,930 - No. - Why not? (grunts) 222 00:11:56,971 --> 00:11:58,723 Look, first of all, 223 00:11:58,765 --> 00:12:01,685 I don't need a reason not to sleep with you. 224 00:12:01,726 --> 00:12:05,146 I need a reason to have sex with you. 225 00:12:05,188 --> 00:12:07,023 Uh, floating through space. 226 00:12:07,065 --> 00:12:08,400 Uh, boredom. 227 00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:09,859 The fact that, other than Benson, 228 00:12:09,901 --> 00:12:12,070 I'm your only viable option. 229 00:12:13,822 --> 00:12:17,534 See, I can think of three excellent reasons 230 00:12:17,575 --> 00:12:20,495 right off the top of my head why we shouldn't, 231 00:12:20,537 --> 00:12:23,081 as you put it so romantically, bang. 232 00:12:23,123 --> 00:12:24,374 - Oh. - Okay. 233 00:12:24,416 --> 00:12:27,544 Well, moment of clarification. 234 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,713 I'm not talking about romance, okay? 235 00:12:29,754 --> 00:12:32,424 This is completely void of emotion. 236 00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:33,967 All right? 237 00:12:34,009 --> 00:12:37,220 This is all about us using sex as a stress reliever. 238 00:12:37,262 --> 00:12:38,722 Oh, no, I get it. 239 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:40,849 Okay, so what are your three great-- 240 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,726 Ow! Oh. 241 00:12:42,767 --> 00:12:44,060 - Sorry. No, actually-- - Are you okay? 242 00:12:44,102 --> 00:12:45,520 It's nothing. Yeah. 243 00:12:45,562 --> 00:12:46,896 - What were you saying? - What happened? 244 00:12:46,938 --> 00:12:49,983 It's really--it's just a little scratch. 245 00:12:50,025 --> 00:12:51,067 Ah! 246 00:12:51,109 --> 00:12:52,610 That's not a scratch. 247 00:12:52,652 --> 00:12:55,280 It was just the freaking tool cart. 248 00:12:55,321 --> 00:12:56,573 Look, you need some antibiotics. 249 00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:58,658 No, we only have one course left. 250 00:12:58,700 --> 00:13:01,077 I am not using it on this little cut. 251 00:13:01,119 --> 00:13:02,871 Well, what if the infection spreads? 252 00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:04,622 People don't die from little cuts. 253 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,166 Yeah, because they use antibiotics. 254 00:13:06,207 --> 00:13:07,709 It's fine. 255 00:13:12,047 --> 00:13:15,467 (soft music) 256 00:13:15,508 --> 00:13:17,427 So you were saying? 257 00:13:17,469 --> 00:13:18,928 What? 258 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:22,265 You were saying why we shouldn't do sex on each other. 259 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:23,975 Oh. 260 00:13:24,017 --> 00:13:30,273 Well, number one, I'm not attracted to you. 261 00:13:30,315 --> 00:13:32,442 (laughs) 262 00:13:32,484 --> 00:13:35,445 That's an argument for, not against. 263 00:13:35,487 --> 00:13:36,780 How? 264 00:13:36,821 --> 00:13:38,740 Because if we were attracted to each other, 265 00:13:38,782 --> 00:13:41,826 then "banging" could possibly turn into something 266 00:13:41,868 --> 00:13:42,911 and it would get messy. 267 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,204 - Super messy. - Right. 268 00:13:44,245 --> 00:13:45,955 So the fact that you're not attracted to me 269 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:48,166 is a benefit because we don't have to worry 270 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:49,667 about getting messy. 271 00:13:49,709 --> 00:13:50,877 Quick pinch. 272 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:52,170 Ow! 273 00:13:54,547 --> 00:13:56,508 So wait. 274 00:13:56,549 --> 00:13:59,177 You are not attracted to me, either? 275 00:13:59,219 --> 00:14:00,804 Absolutely not. 276 00:14:00,845 --> 00:14:02,138 (scoffs) 277 00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:03,890 Okay. 278 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,475 - Do you want me to be? - No. 279 00:14:05,517 --> 00:14:08,186 Obviously, not. 280 00:14:08,228 --> 00:14:10,480 I'm just surprised this is the first time 281 00:14:10,522 --> 00:14:13,608 us "banging" has occurred to you. 282 00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:16,861 I didn't say that. 283 00:14:16,903 --> 00:14:18,988 You've never thought about it? 284 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:23,201 I mean, you have the only penis for a million miles. 285 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:25,328 See? 286 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:27,288 There you go. 287 00:14:28,748 --> 00:14:32,794 So let's keep this dry and clean. 288 00:14:32,836 --> 00:14:37,632 And if it starts to hurt, you let me know ASAP. 289 00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:40,635 Okay? 290 00:14:40,677 --> 00:14:41,845 Yep. 291 00:14:44,264 --> 00:14:48,476 So was this a debate, or are you making a formal proposal? 292 00:14:48,518 --> 00:14:51,396 Ah, it's a debate. 293 00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:52,439 (laughs) 294 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:53,690 Unless I'm convincing you, 295 00:14:53,732 --> 00:14:55,191 then we definitely should do it. 296 00:14:57,527 --> 00:14:59,029 My point still stands. 297 00:14:59,070 --> 00:14:59,988 How so? 298 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,323 Well, we're not attracted now, 299 00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:03,658 but if we started having sex, 300 00:15:03,700 --> 00:15:07,037 even if we just said it was "banging," 301 00:15:07,078 --> 00:15:09,873 our hormones would eventually take over 302 00:15:09,914 --> 00:15:11,207 and we would emotionally attach. 303 00:15:11,249 --> 00:15:14,377 And when you say attach, you mean fall in love? 304 00:15:14,419 --> 00:15:16,087 Sure. 305 00:15:16,129 --> 00:15:18,673 That's the whole reason why arranged marriages work. 306 00:15:18,715 --> 00:15:20,383 Maybe you think the other person's gross 307 00:15:20,425 --> 00:15:22,886 when you meet them, but your brain knows you're stuck. 308 00:15:22,927 --> 00:15:24,387 Biology takes over. 309 00:15:24,429 --> 00:15:25,972 You're such a romantic. 310 00:15:26,014 --> 00:15:27,724 Dude, it's science. You are a scientist. 311 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,851 Yeah, and as a scientist, I can point out 312 00:15:29,893 --> 00:15:32,354 all sorts of evolutionary benefits 313 00:15:32,395 --> 00:15:34,147 to emotional connection. 314 00:15:34,189 --> 00:15:37,317 But that doesn't mean I think love is a chemical reaction. 315 00:15:37,359 --> 00:15:39,486 No, not at all. 316 00:15:39,527 --> 00:15:41,071 People are meant to be together. 317 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:43,948 And it has nothing to do with scent or a primal instinct 318 00:15:43,990 --> 00:15:49,037 or unavoidable circumstances, it's just... 319 00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:53,291 I don't know, they just, like, belong together, you know? 320 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,379 - Oh, sorry. - Is this--is this on? 321 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:58,588 Okay. (clears throat) 322 00:15:58,630 --> 00:16:00,090 Lame. 323 00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,216 Can I get a lame? 324 00:16:01,257 --> 00:16:04,678 Uh, yes, because we are all just robots. 325 00:16:04,719 --> 00:16:06,388 Yeah, and by your logic, it doesn't matter 326 00:16:06,429 --> 00:16:10,266 if we have sex or not, because we're emotionally 327 00:16:10,308 --> 00:16:13,728 attached anyhow, because our monkey brains will tell us 328 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:15,438 that's our best chance at survival. 329 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,025 Or one of us kills the other to gain full control 330 00:16:19,067 --> 00:16:21,403 over our limited resources. 331 00:16:24,698 --> 00:16:26,324 What's number two? 332 00:16:26,366 --> 00:16:28,618 Reason number two. 333 00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,036 We're both married. 334 00:16:31,955 --> 00:16:34,874 (bell dings) 335 00:16:34,916 --> 00:16:37,001 Like I was saying, I don't see what the problem is. 336 00:16:37,043 --> 00:16:39,212 You don't think the fact that we're both married 337 00:16:39,254 --> 00:16:41,256 should have an impact on whether we sleep together? 338 00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:42,799 I mean, granted, I haven't read 339 00:16:42,841 --> 00:16:44,259 my marriage license in a while, 340 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,928 but I'm sure being adrift in space 341 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:49,472 with no hope of rescue gives you a hall pass. 342 00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:53,351 Okay, first of all, there's not no possibility of rescue. 343 00:16:53,393 --> 00:16:56,980 We literally talked about this yesterday. 344 00:16:57,022 --> 00:16:59,649 That was two weeks ago. 345 00:16:59,691 --> 00:17:01,735 - Really? - Yeah. 346 00:17:01,776 --> 00:17:03,778 Man, time out here is whacked. 347 00:17:03,820 --> 00:17:06,322 Look, maybe we don't get saved, 348 00:17:06,364 --> 00:17:08,950 but I, for one, still think we can fix this. 349 00:17:08,992 --> 00:17:11,244 Ah, how's that working out for you? 350 00:17:11,286 --> 00:17:12,787 You know, I'm so glad you asked, 351 00:17:12,829 --> 00:17:15,373 because it would be better if someone helped. 352 00:17:15,415 --> 00:17:17,542 There are hundreds of wires over there. 353 00:17:17,584 --> 00:17:20,545 That means there's billions of possible combinations. 354 00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:23,465 It's a waste of time. 355 00:17:23,506 --> 00:17:26,176 What else am I supposed to be doing? 356 00:17:28,636 --> 00:17:30,680 Okay. You have a hall pass. 357 00:17:30,722 --> 00:17:32,223 I don't want one. 358 00:17:32,265 --> 00:17:35,185 What, because your brain chemically reacts with Todd's? 359 00:17:35,226 --> 00:17:37,896 Tom and I have been together since college 360 00:17:37,937 --> 00:17:39,856 and we are very committed to each other. 361 00:17:39,898 --> 00:17:43,902 And how much of that time did you spend deployed or in space? 362 00:17:43,943 --> 00:17:46,946 What has that got to do with anything? 363 00:17:46,988 --> 00:17:48,531 I had a job to do. 364 00:17:48,573 --> 00:17:50,742 Okay. All right. Sorry. 365 00:17:53,161 --> 00:17:56,790 And are you seriously going to claim to love Atlanta... 366 00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,041 Savannah. 367 00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,667 More than I love Tom, while you are 368 00:17:59,709 --> 00:18:01,336 begging me to cheat with you? 369 00:18:01,378 --> 00:18:03,463 I'm not begging you to do anything. 370 00:18:03,505 --> 00:18:05,840 This is a debate between friends to pass time. 371 00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:12,847 ♫ ♫ 372 00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:14,057 Okay, flip them. 373 00:18:14,099 --> 00:18:16,726 - Both? - Yep. 374 00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:19,854 (sighs) All right. 375 00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:25,777 Testing navigation. 376 00:18:25,819 --> 00:18:28,363 Error. Navigation failed. 377 00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:29,364 Test fail. 378 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,745 Testing comms. 379 00:18:35,787 --> 00:18:37,247 Error. 380 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:40,208 Please contact your nearest NASA representative. 381 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:41,876 Test fail. 382 00:18:41,918 --> 00:18:43,086 Mm. 383 00:18:46,089 --> 00:18:49,426 Why didn't they just label these goddamn wires? 384 00:18:51,845 --> 00:18:54,014 - How's your cut doing? - It's fine. 385 00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:58,435 You know what you wanna watch tonight? 386 00:18:58,476 --> 00:18:59,644 (groans) 387 00:18:59,686 --> 00:19:02,230 I don't know. Something upbeat? 388 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:04,315 - "Princess Bride"? - Ugh. 389 00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:05,775 Huh? What? 390 00:19:05,817 --> 00:19:06,943 I've watched it, like, a thousand times. 391 00:19:06,985 --> 00:19:09,112 - Well, let's watch it 1,001. - It works. 392 00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:11,698 Plus you always spend the whole next day all... 393 00:19:11,740 --> 00:19:14,409 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 394 00:19:14,451 --> 00:19:18,705 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 395 00:19:18,747 --> 00:19:20,248 (chicken clucks) 396 00:19:20,290 --> 00:19:22,500 I'm really not seeing the problem here. 397 00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:26,546 Can we please just try something different? 398 00:19:26,588 --> 00:19:29,716 I have, like, ten movies we haven't watched at all yet. 399 00:19:29,758 --> 00:19:30,967 Okay, all right. Okay. 400 00:19:31,009 --> 00:19:33,887 Great. Thank you. 401 00:19:33,928 --> 00:19:36,389 (clears throat) 402 00:19:36,431 --> 00:19:39,392 Ooh, "Alien"? 403 00:19:39,434 --> 00:19:40,852 Never seen it. 404 00:19:42,729 --> 00:19:43,980 You have never seen "Alien"? 405 00:19:44,022 --> 00:19:45,523 I've never seen it, no. 406 00:19:45,565 --> 00:19:52,072 Bro, you are in for a serious treat. 407 00:19:52,113 --> 00:19:53,698 (chuckles) Oh, my God. 408 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,492 Sweet. Okay. 409 00:20:01,873 --> 00:20:03,208 (whispering) Oh, Sigourney Weaver. 410 00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:04,501 (whispering) I know. 411 00:20:04,542 --> 00:20:08,505 (menacing musical sting) 412 00:20:08,546 --> 00:20:12,092 (panting) 413 00:20:13,468 --> 00:20:15,970 Why the hell did we watch that movie? 414 00:20:21,434 --> 00:20:23,311 Can you walk me to the bathroom? 415 00:20:24,688 --> 00:20:26,398 Yeah. Okay, sure. 416 00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:30,235 (snoring) 417 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:33,405 (suspenseful music) 418 00:20:33,446 --> 00:20:38,284 ♫ ♫ 419 00:20:38,326 --> 00:20:39,703 Hey. 420 00:20:39,744 --> 00:20:41,496 Ha? 421 00:20:41,538 --> 00:20:43,456 What are you doing? 422 00:20:43,498 --> 00:20:46,584 - Sleeping. - You didn't hear me call you? 423 00:20:46,626 --> 00:20:48,962 I'm scared. 424 00:20:49,003 --> 00:20:51,881 And I don't think the girls can protect me, 425 00:20:51,923 --> 00:20:55,010 so I think I'ma just sleep in here? 426 00:20:55,051 --> 00:20:57,470 Whatever. Just stop talking. 427 00:20:57,512 --> 00:20:58,972 Okay. 428 00:20:59,014 --> 00:21:00,682 (grunts) 429 00:21:04,728 --> 00:21:06,604 Use this. 430 00:21:06,646 --> 00:21:11,234 Make a wall, your side. 431 00:21:11,276 --> 00:21:13,028 Not doing anything. 432 00:21:15,739 --> 00:21:16,656 Oh. 433 00:21:23,872 --> 00:21:25,457 Good morning, Jane. 434 00:21:25,498 --> 00:21:28,501 It's day 1,022. 435 00:21:35,633 --> 00:21:38,595 (soft music) 436 00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:43,600 ♫ ♫ 437 00:21:43,641 --> 00:21:44,893 Oh. 438 00:21:44,934 --> 00:21:47,062 Hi. 439 00:21:47,103 --> 00:21:49,689 Hi. 440 00:21:49,731 --> 00:21:52,150 So those squishy round thingamabobs 441 00:21:52,192 --> 00:21:54,110 that were pressed against my chest, I guess-- 442 00:21:54,152 --> 00:21:56,112 Yeah, yep, my boobs. 443 00:21:56,154 --> 00:21:58,114 (chuckles) 444 00:21:58,156 --> 00:22:01,868 Um, when you came in, I may have forgotten 445 00:22:01,910 --> 00:22:05,622 my general lack of clothing. 446 00:22:05,663 --> 00:22:06,581 Yeah. 447 00:22:11,044 --> 00:22:14,839 Are you feeling better after-- 448 00:22:14,881 --> 00:22:17,467 - (shrieks) - Oh, stop it. 449 00:22:17,509 --> 00:22:19,761 I'm fine. 450 00:22:19,803 --> 00:22:21,096 Well... 451 00:22:26,267 --> 00:22:28,853 - Get out of here. - Right. Thanks. 452 00:22:28,895 --> 00:22:29,979 (chickens clucking) 453 00:22:30,021 --> 00:22:32,315 Chickies, Gertie. 454 00:22:32,357 --> 00:22:35,485 (soft exciting music) 455 00:22:35,527 --> 00:22:42,450 ♫ ♫ 456 00:22:46,621 --> 00:22:48,665 All right. Now sit. 457 00:22:48,707 --> 00:22:49,624 Sit. 458 00:22:55,964 --> 00:22:58,842 (upbeat electronic music) 459 00:22:58,883 --> 00:23:01,970 ♫ ♫ 460 00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:04,681 One, two, go get! 461 00:23:06,099 --> 00:23:07,100 Come on. 462 00:23:07,142 --> 00:23:14,232 ♫ ♫ 463 00:23:21,573 --> 00:23:23,783 So I've been thinking about the other morning. 464 00:23:23,825 --> 00:23:26,828 How you squished your boobs against me. 465 00:23:26,870 --> 00:23:28,997 - Yeah. - Okay. 466 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,624 It was pretty great, right? 467 00:23:31,666 --> 00:23:32,625 Okay. 468 00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:33,710 Come on, let me look at your leg. 469 00:23:33,752 --> 00:23:34,794 Come on. 470 00:23:37,005 --> 00:23:38,631 - Look at that. - Told you. 471 00:23:38,673 --> 00:23:39,924 Yeah. 472 00:23:39,966 --> 00:23:42,302 It's 'cause of my mad hydrogen peroxide skills. 473 00:23:42,344 --> 00:23:45,180 So, like, from a mental health perspective, 474 00:23:45,221 --> 00:23:48,350 skin on skin contact is crazy good for you. 475 00:23:48,391 --> 00:23:51,102 Increased serotonin and dopamine and oxytocin, 476 00:23:51,144 --> 00:23:53,104 lowered blood pressure. 477 00:23:53,146 --> 00:23:55,273 Is this your excessively clinical way 478 00:23:55,315 --> 00:23:57,984 of telling me you wanna naked cuddle more? 479 00:23:58,026 --> 00:24:00,487 Well, I mean-- (clears throat) 480 00:24:00,528 --> 00:24:01,863 What are your thoughts? 481 00:24:01,905 --> 00:24:04,449 Well, I'm just surprised that you're so willing 482 00:24:04,491 --> 00:24:06,326 to cede the moral high ground. 483 00:24:06,368 --> 00:24:09,496 - Moral high ground? - It's a mental health issue. 484 00:24:09,537 --> 00:24:13,124 For you, but it's a stress relief issue for me. 485 00:24:13,166 --> 00:24:16,503 So if we get to cuddle naked, then I-- 486 00:24:16,544 --> 00:24:19,964 So, like, cuddling is on the same sliding scale as banging? 487 00:24:20,006 --> 00:24:21,257 I'm glad you agree. 488 00:24:21,299 --> 00:24:22,592 So we shouldn't do either? 489 00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:25,595 That's not where I expected that to go. 490 00:24:25,637 --> 00:24:26,596 Sorry. 491 00:24:28,223 --> 00:24:29,724 Shall we? 492 00:24:38,274 --> 00:24:41,194 (upbeat salsa music) 493 00:24:41,236 --> 00:24:48,368 ♫ ♫ 494 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:58,211 (singing in Spanish) 495 00:24:58,253 --> 00:25:05,385 ♫ ♫ 496 00:26:01,107 --> 00:26:04,069 (gasps) We haven't discussed reason number three. 497 00:26:04,110 --> 00:26:05,862 What's three? 498 00:26:05,904 --> 00:26:07,280 You could knock me up. 499 00:26:07,322 --> 00:26:08,448 (gasps) 500 00:26:12,369 --> 00:26:14,204 So you don't have birth control? 501 00:26:14,245 --> 00:26:18,083 Well, I had an IUD, but it was giving me weird cramps, 502 00:26:18,124 --> 00:26:21,336 so Benson removed it from me 503 00:26:21,378 --> 00:26:23,129 before the, you know... 504 00:26:23,171 --> 00:26:25,965 - both: The crazy. - Yeah. 505 00:26:26,007 --> 00:26:28,885 There's no condoms or Plan B in Medical? 506 00:26:28,927 --> 00:26:31,304 Amazingly, the government didn't send 507 00:26:31,346 --> 00:26:33,515 three married astronauts into space 508 00:26:33,556 --> 00:26:35,850 with a supply of condoms. 509 00:26:35,892 --> 00:26:37,310 Bad planning. 510 00:26:37,352 --> 00:26:41,898 No, it's like the gray wire situation all over again. 511 00:26:41,940 --> 00:26:42,899 Totally. 512 00:26:47,112 --> 00:26:49,614 Let's just say, like, for argument's sake, 513 00:26:49,656 --> 00:26:52,325 you did get knocked up, 514 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,577 would it be that bad? 515 00:26:54,619 --> 00:26:56,413 I said for argument's sake. 516 00:26:58,790 --> 00:27:03,128 You want to raise a child adrift in space? 517 00:27:03,169 --> 00:27:05,463 It's beautiful out here. 518 00:27:05,505 --> 00:27:07,757 All of our life support and food sources 519 00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,844 are self-sustainable. We have movies. 520 00:27:10,885 --> 00:27:13,596 - (scoffs) - What kid doesn't like space? 521 00:27:13,638 --> 00:27:15,807 So you're losing your mind. 522 00:27:18,643 --> 00:27:23,690 I didn't wanna say it, but it should be mentioned. 523 00:27:23,732 --> 00:27:25,692 As long as we've been out here with all the radiation, 524 00:27:25,734 --> 00:27:27,944 you're probably sterile anyway. 525 00:27:31,781 --> 00:27:34,075 (object clatters) What? 526 00:27:34,117 --> 00:27:36,161 (scoffs) 527 00:27:36,202 --> 00:27:39,622 You're such a jerk. 528 00:27:39,664 --> 00:27:41,791 I told you I didn't wanna say it! 529 00:27:41,833 --> 00:27:44,419 (whispering) I mean, can you believe it? 530 00:27:44,461 --> 00:27:46,421 All the man can think about is sex. 531 00:27:46,463 --> 00:27:49,132 And before you say anything, yes, obviously, 532 00:27:49,174 --> 00:27:50,967 I think about it too. 533 00:27:51,009 --> 00:27:53,845 Did I turn four different electric drills into vibrators? 534 00:27:55,347 --> 00:27:57,349 (drill whirring) 535 00:27:57,390 --> 00:27:59,309 That was more about innovation. 536 00:27:59,351 --> 00:28:02,145 (curious music) 537 00:28:02,187 --> 00:28:04,105 (sighs) 538 00:28:04,147 --> 00:28:07,150 You've gotta be rational about it, you know? 539 00:28:07,192 --> 00:28:11,488 He's like my big brother and my little sister. 540 00:28:11,529 --> 00:28:13,782 Yo, and he's kind of like my dog. 541 00:28:15,116 --> 00:28:16,576 (laughs) Am I really supposed to believe 542 00:28:16,618 --> 00:28:18,495 that he's not into this? 543 00:28:18,536 --> 00:28:20,455 Really? Come on. (laughs) 544 00:28:20,497 --> 00:28:24,209 And all these quote, unquote, "reasons" she's throwing out 545 00:28:24,250 --> 00:28:27,003 is complete BS. 546 00:28:27,045 --> 00:28:28,797 And even if we did make it home, 547 00:28:28,838 --> 00:28:31,758 which we're not, by the way... 548 00:28:33,885 --> 00:28:36,763 There's no way Savannah wouldn't understand that. 549 00:28:40,058 --> 00:28:42,602 Yeah, I think about it every day. 550 00:28:42,644 --> 00:28:44,145 Work is good. 551 00:28:44,187 --> 00:28:46,064 Not to brag, but I am kind of rocking 552 00:28:46,106 --> 00:28:47,482 this whole mayor thing. 553 00:28:47,524 --> 00:28:49,192 I got the funding for the universal lunch program, 554 00:28:49,234 --> 00:28:51,403 so yay. 555 00:28:54,155 --> 00:28:57,659 I don't like that I'm living without you, 556 00:28:57,701 --> 00:28:59,035 but I'm proud of you. 557 00:28:59,077 --> 00:29:01,121 I'm proud of you, and I'm proud of me. 558 00:29:03,248 --> 00:29:05,792 Oh, and I may have killed that fern in the kitchen, 559 00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:08,378 so you should probably get back 560 00:29:08,420 --> 00:29:09,629 because you're the only one 561 00:29:09,671 --> 00:29:12,257 with the green thumb around here. 562 00:29:12,298 --> 00:29:14,092 Even the plants miss you. 563 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,848 I'd be devastated if she waited for me. 564 00:29:21,933 --> 00:29:24,102 She deserves better than that. 565 00:29:29,107 --> 00:29:32,110 - Hi. - Hey, how's it going up there? 566 00:29:32,152 --> 00:29:35,530 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 567 00:29:35,572 --> 00:29:37,073 So many questions. 568 00:29:37,115 --> 00:29:39,617 - Tom would love it up here. - (laughs) 569 00:29:39,659 --> 00:29:41,161 Are you kidding me? 570 00:29:41,202 --> 00:29:44,039 Sitting around watching movies every night, 571 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,166 it's like his heaven. 572 00:29:46,207 --> 00:29:50,920 I was always like, let's go for a hike, 573 00:29:50,962 --> 00:29:54,299 let's try a new restaurant or take a road trip. 574 00:29:54,341 --> 00:29:58,178 I did screw up the universal remote again, 575 00:29:58,219 --> 00:30:01,556 and now the sound of the TV doesn't work. 576 00:30:01,598 --> 00:30:03,099 That's gonna have to wait. 577 00:30:03,141 --> 00:30:04,851 I think he was hoping this mission 578 00:30:04,893 --> 00:30:06,936 would be, like, my ultimate adventure, 579 00:30:06,978 --> 00:30:12,484 and then I would come home and finally be able to just... 580 00:30:14,277 --> 00:30:15,820 Be. 581 00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:18,948 All right, I love you, and I can't wait to see you. 582 00:30:18,990 --> 00:30:21,242 Have a blast. (smooches) 583 00:30:21,284 --> 00:30:24,037 End of message. 584 00:30:24,079 --> 00:30:26,831 - Hi. - How's it going up there? 585 00:30:26,873 --> 00:30:29,459 Are you going nuts on that tiny little shuttle? 586 00:30:29,501 --> 00:30:33,004 (sentimental music) 587 00:30:33,046 --> 00:30:34,673 ♫ ♫ 588 00:30:34,714 --> 00:30:36,633 My very last Pop-Tart. 589 00:30:36,675 --> 00:30:43,807 ♫ ♫ 590 00:30:48,561 --> 00:30:49,729 Mmm. 591 00:30:55,276 --> 00:30:59,072 We add that to the list of things I'll never do again. 592 00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:10,834 - If he could see me now... - (laughs) 593 00:31:18,216 --> 00:31:19,175 Shut up. 594 00:31:21,177 --> 00:31:22,762 I need some music. 595 00:31:29,728 --> 00:31:33,982 (player sputtering) 596 00:31:34,024 --> 00:31:34,983 Uh-oh. 597 00:31:40,071 --> 00:31:40,989 Uh-oh. 598 00:31:45,869 --> 00:31:48,079 Uh-oh. Uh-oh. 599 00:31:52,083 --> 00:31:53,960 (blowing) 600 00:31:56,296 --> 00:31:57,505 -Uh-oh. 601 00:31:57,547 --> 00:31:59,132 No. 602 00:31:59,174 --> 00:32:00,592 (blows) 603 00:32:07,182 --> 00:32:10,226 (tense music) 604 00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:12,395 ♫ ♫ 605 00:32:12,437 --> 00:32:13,605 Adam! 606 00:32:13,646 --> 00:32:16,399 - You hurt yourself? - Um... 607 00:32:16,441 --> 00:32:17,567 it's just so weird. 608 00:32:17,609 --> 00:32:22,030 I can't--my music's not working. 609 00:32:22,072 --> 00:32:22,989 Let me see it. 610 00:32:30,705 --> 00:32:32,582 Oh. 611 00:32:32,624 --> 00:32:34,292 - (blows) - I tried that. 612 00:32:40,131 --> 00:32:41,424 Oh, no. 613 00:32:41,466 --> 00:32:42,759 Don't say that. What? 614 00:32:44,636 --> 00:32:48,890 It says the root file for your music is corrupted. 615 00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:50,225 Okay, well, fix it. 616 00:32:50,266 --> 00:32:53,311 - Well, that was--I mean-- - (sniffs) Fix it. 617 00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:54,312 Okay. 618 00:32:59,442 --> 00:33:00,610 - I'm so sorry. - (gasps) 619 00:33:00,652 --> 00:33:01,903 No, no. Come on. 620 00:33:01,945 --> 00:33:03,154 I don't think I can do this. 621 00:33:03,196 --> 00:33:06,282 I can't do this. I can't do this. 622 00:33:06,324 --> 00:33:09,369 - I still have my music, right? - You like Sinatra, right? 623 00:33:09,411 --> 00:33:10,662 Garth Brooks? 624 00:33:10,704 --> 00:33:13,581 (sobbing) No, I can't listen to your music. 625 00:33:13,623 --> 00:33:15,834 - Your music sucks! - No. (stammering) 626 00:33:15,875 --> 00:33:17,627 I mean, you like Kenny Rogers, right? 627 00:33:17,669 --> 00:33:19,295 - What? - You like Eminem? 628 00:33:19,337 --> 00:33:22,298 - (whimpers) - Who's your favorite singer? 629 00:33:22,340 --> 00:33:23,842 Um. 630 00:33:23,883 --> 00:33:25,176 Lionel Richie. 631 00:33:25,218 --> 00:33:26,845 - Lionel Richie. - Good, good, good, good, good. 632 00:33:26,886 --> 00:33:29,097 What's your favorite Lionel Richie song? 633 00:33:29,139 --> 00:33:32,308 - "All Night Long." - "All Night Long," okay. 634 00:33:32,350 --> 00:33:33,309 Here we go. 635 00:33:36,646 --> 00:33:38,523 Whoa. 636 00:33:38,565 --> 00:33:39,524 Doesn't work. 637 00:33:39,566 --> 00:33:41,985 ♫ Whoa ♫ 638 00:33:42,027 --> 00:33:44,988 ♫ Well, my friends, the time has come ♫ 639 00:33:46,948 --> 00:33:50,452 ♫ To raise the roof and have some fun ♫ 640 00:33:50,493 --> 00:33:54,122 ♫ Throw away your work to be done ♫ 641 00:33:54,164 --> 00:33:55,331 Come on. 642 00:33:55,373 --> 00:33:58,752 ♫ Let the music play on, play on ♫ 643 00:34:00,211 --> 00:34:04,007 ♫ Everybody sing, everybody dance ♫ 644 00:34:04,049 --> 00:34:06,926 ♫ Lose yourself in one romance ♫ 645 00:34:06,968 --> 00:34:10,347 ♫ We're going to party, karamu ♫ 646 00:34:10,388 --> 00:34:13,266 Fiesta forever. 647 00:34:13,308 --> 00:34:16,519 ♫ Come on and sing along ♫ 648 00:34:16,561 --> 00:34:18,396 both: ♫ All night long ♫ 649 00:34:18,438 --> 00:34:20,690 ♫ All night, all night ♫ 650 00:34:20,732 --> 00:34:23,693 ♫ All night long ♫ 651 00:34:23,735 --> 00:34:25,362 ♫ All night ♫ 652 00:34:25,403 --> 00:34:29,115 ♫ All night long, all night, all night ♫ 653 00:34:29,157 --> 00:34:31,326 ♫ All night long ♫ 654 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:34,162 ♫ All night, all night ♫ 655 00:34:34,204 --> 00:34:35,497 Yeah! 656 00:34:35,538 --> 00:34:38,917 ♫ Once you get started, you can't sit down ♫ 657 00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:42,921 {\an7}{Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" plays} 658 00:34:42,921 --> 00:34:45,048 My name is Inigo Montoya. 659 00:34:45,090 --> 00:34:47,008 You killed my father. 660 00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:50,387 Prepare to die. (chuckles) 661 00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:54,683 ♫ Everyone's dancing their troubles away ♫ 662 00:34:54,724 --> 00:34:58,061 ♫ ♫ 663 00:34:58,103 --> 00:35:03,692 ♫ Come join our party, see how we play ♫ 664 00:35:03,733 --> 00:35:05,485 You wanna hang? 665 00:35:05,527 --> 00:35:10,407 ♫ ♫ 666 00:35:10,448 --> 00:35:11,574 Hey! 667 00:35:11,616 --> 00:35:13,410 ♫ ♫ 668 00:35:13,451 --> 00:35:15,412 You flinched and you're cheating. 669 00:35:15,453 --> 00:35:17,205 ♫ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♫ 670 00:35:17,247 --> 00:35:19,082 ♫ Yeah, jambo, jambo ♫ 671 00:35:19,124 --> 00:35:21,918 ♫ Way to parti, oh, we goin' ♫ 672 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,753 ♫ Oh, jamboli ♫ 673 00:35:23,795 --> 00:35:25,797 ♫ Tam bo li de say de moi ya ♫ 674 00:35:25,839 --> 00:35:28,508 This might be your best work yet. 675 00:35:28,550 --> 00:35:30,051 Thank you. 676 00:35:30,093 --> 00:35:32,053 You know what you want? 677 00:35:32,095 --> 00:35:33,304 - I don't know. - (exhales) 678 00:35:33,346 --> 00:35:38,101 Just something cool right here. 679 00:35:38,143 --> 00:35:40,645 Who's your favorite, me or Adam? 680 00:35:40,687 --> 00:35:43,481 (laughs) I know what's the answer. 681 00:35:43,523 --> 00:35:45,025 (whispering) And I won't tell him. 682 00:35:45,066 --> 00:35:46,484 Okay, I won't tell him. 683 00:35:46,526 --> 00:35:48,028 Are you juggling our eggs? 684 00:35:48,069 --> 00:35:50,864 Feed the input and output for me, please. 685 00:35:52,323 --> 00:35:54,451 Input. 686 00:35:54,492 --> 00:35:57,620 - Mm-hmm. - 000. 687 00:35:57,662 --> 00:36:00,248 - Okay. - 010. 688 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,960 100. 689 00:36:21,144 --> 00:36:23,021 It's gonna flower soon. 690 00:36:23,063 --> 00:36:24,564 I can feel it. 691 00:36:24,606 --> 00:36:26,066 I believe you. 692 00:36:26,107 --> 00:36:30,195 And we can get high off these amazingly juicy berries. 693 00:36:30,236 --> 00:36:34,032 And when I get back to Earth, I'll be a billionaire. 694 00:36:36,951 --> 00:36:38,620 Well, you'll still have to cook it. 695 00:36:42,332 --> 00:36:44,334 What? 696 00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:50,340 THC and weed needs to be heated in order to activate. 697 00:36:50,382 --> 00:36:52,634 So you're gonna have to, you know, like, 698 00:36:52,676 --> 00:36:54,928 bake it or smoke it. 699 00:36:54,969 --> 00:36:59,683 Like, you can't just eat one of these weeds and get stoned. 700 00:36:59,724 --> 00:37:01,685 But you know, maybe I'm wrong. 701 00:37:01,726 --> 00:37:06,648 Maybe you made the first raw plant ever to get you high. 702 00:37:06,690 --> 00:37:08,566 Hey, it's still gonna be great. 703 00:37:08,608 --> 00:37:10,485 (bell dings) 704 00:37:10,527 --> 00:37:11,945 Don't look. Don't look. Don't look. 705 00:37:11,986 --> 00:37:13,071 What is it? 706 00:37:14,906 --> 00:37:16,991 Dude, are you ready for this? 707 00:37:17,033 --> 00:37:18,201 Yes, what is it? 708 00:37:18,243 --> 00:37:21,162 - No peeking! - Jeez! 709 00:37:21,204 --> 00:37:23,289 Okay, it's probably thicker than the real thing 710 00:37:23,331 --> 00:37:26,167 and not as dry and crumbly, but what do you think? 711 00:37:31,172 --> 00:37:32,716 Are you serious? 712 00:37:32,757 --> 00:37:34,259 Yeah. 713 00:37:36,886 --> 00:37:38,596 Oh. Here. 714 00:37:38,638 --> 00:37:40,306 (sniffles) 715 00:37:45,729 --> 00:37:49,566 ♫ I told the woman it was high time ♫ 716 00:37:49,607 --> 00:37:53,570 ♫ I picked it up and walked the line ♫ 717 00:37:53,611 --> 00:37:57,365 ♫ Don't want to have to look back, no, no ♫ 718 00:37:57,407 --> 00:38:00,452 ♫ And say that I never tried ♫ 719 00:38:00,493 --> 00:38:04,581 You know what, country music is not that bad. 720 00:38:08,793 --> 00:38:09,961 What? 721 00:38:20,805 --> 00:38:22,557 We should get her out of here. 722 00:38:25,143 --> 00:38:27,145 I don't want the girls to see her. 723 00:38:40,825 --> 00:38:41,951 Do we have to? 724 00:38:41,993 --> 00:38:43,870 It would be crazy not to. 725 00:38:43,912 --> 00:38:45,622 But we didn't eat Benson. 726 00:38:45,663 --> 00:38:49,084 (tense music) 727 00:38:49,125 --> 00:38:51,127 Benson was a person. 728 00:38:51,169 --> 00:38:53,171 Gertie was here for food purposes. 729 00:38:53,213 --> 00:38:56,132 For milk purposes. 730 00:38:56,174 --> 00:38:57,717 How much do we have left, anyway? 731 00:38:57,759 --> 00:39:01,888 I think we only have, like, 12 pints left in the freezer. 732 00:39:01,930 --> 00:39:07,310 But now we also have 50-plus meals worth of meat. 733 00:39:09,813 --> 00:39:11,064 Together. 734 00:39:11,106 --> 00:39:18,196 ♫ ♫ 735 00:39:23,410 --> 00:39:24,411 One. 736 00:39:24,452 --> 00:39:25,245 Two. 737 00:39:25,286 --> 00:39:26,371 both: Three. 738 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:38,174 - That's so good. - Oh, my God. 739 00:39:38,216 --> 00:39:40,010 - Mama mia. - Oh. 740 00:39:40,051 --> 00:39:42,012 Oh, zut alors. 741 00:39:42,053 --> 00:39:43,346 Come on. 742 00:39:43,388 --> 00:39:46,725 (sentimental music) 743 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:53,732 ♫ ♫ 744 00:40:06,161 --> 00:40:08,538 (gasps) 745 00:40:08,580 --> 00:40:10,707 (groans) 746 00:40:12,167 --> 00:40:15,128 (soft music) 747 00:40:15,170 --> 00:40:19,090 ♫ ♫ 748 00:40:19,132 --> 00:40:21,134 - I'm sorry. - Don't be. 749 00:40:21,176 --> 00:40:22,552 It was a mistake. 750 00:40:24,596 --> 00:40:26,473 Yeah, but what if you have a mistake? 751 00:40:26,514 --> 00:40:27,515 I won't. 752 00:40:27,557 --> 00:40:28,558 (sniffs) 753 00:40:48,787 --> 00:40:49,913 Thank you. 754 00:40:49,954 --> 00:40:51,122 You're welcome. 755 00:41:00,674 --> 00:41:04,260 You haven't asked to bang in while. 756 00:41:04,302 --> 00:41:07,263 Well, technically, I never asked. 757 00:41:07,305 --> 00:41:08,765 It was more of a debate. 758 00:41:08,807 --> 00:41:11,935 Yeah. Okay. 759 00:41:11,976 --> 00:41:15,230 So for the sake of debate, 760 00:41:15,271 --> 00:41:18,983 what would your theoretical stance 761 00:41:19,025 --> 00:41:25,031 be on everything but? 762 00:41:25,073 --> 00:41:26,616 You mean, like, hand stuff? 763 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,743 Yeah. 764 00:41:28,785 --> 00:41:30,120 And mouth stuff? 765 00:41:30,161 --> 00:41:32,747 Everything but. 766 00:41:32,789 --> 00:41:37,419 That you could, you know, hypothetically think of. 767 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:40,463 Well, hypothetically, 768 00:41:40,505 --> 00:41:43,341 I'd wanna make sure you were sure. 769 00:41:43,383 --> 00:41:47,387 I mean, I still have my husband, 770 00:41:47,429 --> 00:41:52,142 but he's still a billion miles away. 771 00:41:52,183 --> 00:41:54,477 And it's just a matter of time before something vital 772 00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,439 on the ship breaks that we can't fix. 773 00:41:57,480 --> 00:42:00,066 Plus, you are hot. 774 00:42:00,108 --> 00:42:01,443 (chuckles) 775 00:42:01,484 --> 00:42:03,445 And I've have seen the outline of your penis 776 00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:04,904 when you wear gym shorts, 777 00:42:04,946 --> 00:42:08,366 and I feel like it wouldn't disappoint. 778 00:42:08,408 --> 00:42:10,368 Wow, we're being honest today. 779 00:42:10,410 --> 00:42:13,663 But it isn't just me, right? 780 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:18,877 Like, you are attracted to me too? 781 00:42:20,754 --> 00:42:21,713 Theoretically? 782 00:42:21,755 --> 00:42:24,883 No, do you find me attractive? 783 00:42:27,052 --> 00:42:29,220 Yeah. Very. 784 00:42:31,348 --> 00:42:35,185 - Okay. - Okay. 785 00:42:35,226 --> 00:42:36,936 Yeah, okay. 786 00:42:40,732 --> 00:42:42,984 So did you just go from pretty sure to sure? 787 00:42:43,026 --> 00:42:45,737 There is one other thing. 788 00:42:45,779 --> 00:42:47,697 What's that? 789 00:42:47,739 --> 00:42:50,033 Okay, so I'm not saying this romantically, 790 00:42:50,075 --> 00:42:51,951 so please don't get it twisted. 791 00:42:51,993 --> 00:42:53,286 Oh, boy. 792 00:42:53,328 --> 00:42:58,917 But you are literally my entire world. 793 00:42:58,958 --> 00:43:00,335 - Oh! - Shut up. 794 00:43:00,377 --> 00:43:04,881 You are my only friend. 795 00:43:04,923 --> 00:43:07,592 You're my only coworker. 796 00:43:07,634 --> 00:43:10,011 You are the only person who can check 797 00:43:10,053 --> 00:43:13,723 that weird ass mole for me. 798 00:43:13,765 --> 00:43:17,811 So what if you're bad at sex? 799 00:43:17,852 --> 00:43:21,398 (laughing) 800 00:43:21,439 --> 00:43:23,900 I'm serious. 801 00:43:23,942 --> 00:43:26,152 Like, what if we do it and you can't find my clit 802 00:43:26,194 --> 00:43:29,406 and you're, like, one of those sweaty, dripping dudes 803 00:43:29,447 --> 00:43:31,032 who always has to be on top, 804 00:43:31,074 --> 00:43:33,076 and then I have to call it off, and then things get weird, 805 00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:38,623 and this awesome thing we have going on gets ruined. 806 00:43:38,665 --> 00:43:43,461 - Okay. All right. Stop. Stop. - (laughs) 807 00:43:43,503 --> 00:43:48,341 First of all, I love the clit, okay? 808 00:43:48,383 --> 00:43:50,301 We're best friends. 809 00:43:50,343 --> 00:43:53,430 Second of all... 810 00:43:53,471 --> 00:43:56,307 we're still just talking about banging, right? 811 00:43:58,601 --> 00:44:00,520 - Yeah, right. - Okay. 812 00:44:00,562 --> 00:44:05,942 So if one of us wants to stop, we just stop. 813 00:44:05,984 --> 00:44:07,569 No hard feelings. 814 00:44:07,610 --> 00:44:09,404 No explanations needed. 815 00:44:09,446 --> 00:44:12,115 None asked for. 816 00:44:12,157 --> 00:44:15,076 - Yeah? - Totally. 817 00:44:15,118 --> 00:44:16,536 Promise? 818 00:44:17,954 --> 00:44:23,460 I promise on my delicious dead goat. 819 00:44:23,501 --> 00:44:25,712 Our delicious dead goat. 820 00:44:27,922 --> 00:44:28,882 Okay. 821 00:44:31,885 --> 00:44:32,844 Okay. 822 00:44:38,183 --> 00:44:39,642 So what did we just decide? 823 00:44:39,684 --> 00:44:43,480 I think we just decided to try everything but. 824 00:44:43,521 --> 00:44:45,065 Oh, wow. 825 00:44:45,106 --> 00:44:47,275 Just--okay. 826 00:44:47,317 --> 00:44:49,361 So, right now? 827 00:44:49,402 --> 00:44:50,528 I guess. 828 00:44:53,615 --> 00:44:54,824 Actually, you know what? 829 00:44:54,866 --> 00:44:56,326 I haven't done any personal maintenance 830 00:44:56,368 --> 00:44:57,827 in, like, a really long time. 831 00:44:57,869 --> 00:44:59,871 Do you think we could do it tomorrow night? 832 00:45:01,456 --> 00:45:03,500 I'll check my calendar. 833 00:45:03,541 --> 00:45:05,210 - Cool. - Dope. 834 00:45:05,251 --> 00:45:06,878 - Sick. - Looking forward to it. 835 00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:08,546 It's a date. 836 00:45:08,588 --> 00:45:11,299 Be there or be square. 837 00:45:11,341 --> 00:45:12,926 Coolio. 838 00:45:12,967 --> 00:45:14,010 Slamming. 839 00:45:19,683 --> 00:45:21,101 Good morning, Jane. 840 00:45:21,142 --> 00:45:22,852 It's day 1,051. 841 00:45:22,894 --> 00:45:23,895 (groans) 842 00:45:31,569 --> 00:45:33,613 (upbeat music) 843 00:45:33,655 --> 00:45:35,490 - Oh. - Whoa. 844 00:45:35,532 --> 00:45:38,326 - Lieutenant. - Captain. 845 00:45:38,368 --> 00:45:39,619 (pan sizzling) 846 00:45:43,748 --> 00:45:47,669 Okay, what about this? 847 00:45:49,254 --> 00:45:50,171 No. 848 00:45:52,382 --> 00:45:53,466 Ow. 849 00:45:53,508 --> 00:45:55,176 No? 850 00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:56,219 Nope. 851 00:45:56,261 --> 00:45:58,096 Are you sleepy? 'Cause I'm not. 852 00:45:58,138 --> 00:45:59,097 No. 853 00:46:03,685 --> 00:46:04,978 Yo, you look good tonight. 854 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:06,021 No. 855 00:46:06,062 --> 00:46:12,986 ♫ ♫ 856 00:46:15,697 --> 00:46:18,450 I'm still gonna try. 857 00:46:18,491 --> 00:46:19,951 (sighs) 858 00:46:22,454 --> 00:46:25,081 Comms fail. 859 00:46:25,123 --> 00:46:26,082 Yo, Earth. 860 00:46:26,124 --> 00:46:27,667 We miss you, bruh. 861 00:46:32,797 --> 00:46:35,633 Navigation engaged. 862 00:46:35,675 --> 00:46:38,678 (engines thrumming) 863 00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,263 Oh, my God. 864 00:46:40,305 --> 00:46:43,975 (soft wondrous music) 865 00:46:44,017 --> 00:46:46,019 Oh... 866 00:46:46,061 --> 00:46:47,187 Fuck. 867 00:46:49,356 --> 00:46:51,900 We have navigation. 868 00:46:51,941 --> 00:46:53,985 Yeah. 869 00:46:54,027 --> 00:46:55,612 But no comms. 870 00:46:57,989 --> 00:47:00,825 We don't need comms to get home. 871 00:47:00,867 --> 00:47:02,702 So you can fly us home? 872 00:47:04,496 --> 00:47:05,830 Yeah. 873 00:47:09,709 --> 00:47:11,544 How long would it take? 874 00:47:16,132 --> 00:47:17,550 Three weeks. 875 00:47:24,516 --> 00:47:26,476 So I guess... 876 00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:29,437 (soft anticipatory music) 877 00:47:29,479 --> 00:47:32,190 ♫ ♫ 878 00:47:32,232 --> 00:47:35,360 (sultry music) 879 00:47:35,402 --> 00:47:42,534 ♫ ♫ 880 00:48:29,956 --> 00:48:32,208 Ow. 881 00:48:32,250 --> 00:48:33,626 Are you okay? 882 00:48:33,668 --> 00:48:35,086 What's this? 883 00:48:35,128 --> 00:48:36,713 Oh. 884 00:48:36,755 --> 00:48:39,215 Let me show you. 885 00:48:39,257 --> 00:48:43,219 (drill whirring) 886 00:48:43,261 --> 00:48:45,055 (moaning) 887 00:48:45,096 --> 00:48:46,931 ♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫ 888 00:48:46,973 --> 00:48:50,977 {\an7}{The Fatback Band's "Backstrokin'" plays} 889 00:48:48,558 --> 00:48:50,977 ♫ Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? ♫ 890 00:48:51,019 --> 00:48:53,438 (upbeat funky music) 891 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,398 ♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫ 892 00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:57,776 ♫ ♫ 893 00:48:57,817 --> 00:48:59,402 Oh, my God! 894 00:48:59,444 --> 00:49:01,363 ♫ ♫ 895 00:49:01,404 --> 00:49:03,448 ♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫ 896 00:49:03,490 --> 00:49:05,325 ♫ ♫ 897 00:49:05,367 --> 00:49:07,577 ♫ Why don't you tighten up on your back stroke? ♫ 898 00:49:07,619 --> 00:49:09,454 ♫ ♫ 899 00:49:09,496 --> 00:49:11,664 ♫ Looking for that good stuff ♫ 900 00:49:11,706 --> 00:49:15,293 (both moaning) 901 00:49:20,423 --> 00:49:22,133 (sighs) 902 00:49:22,175 --> 00:49:24,761 I'm gonna have to get up and pee in, like, 30 seconds. 903 00:49:24,803 --> 00:49:26,763 Shh. Shh, shh. 904 00:49:37,691 --> 00:49:41,611 If this gets infected and I die before we get home, 905 00:49:41,653 --> 00:49:45,448 I'm gonna haunt you so hard. 906 00:49:45,490 --> 00:49:46,700 Understandable. 907 00:49:50,161 --> 00:49:52,831 It's gonna be a hard one to explain to the husband. 908 00:49:57,460 --> 00:50:01,881 Yeah, well, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. 909 00:50:01,923 --> 00:50:04,884 (pensive music) 910 00:50:04,926 --> 00:50:11,683 ♫ ♫ 911 00:50:47,010 --> 00:50:48,678 It's weird, right? 912 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:49,846 Totally. 913 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:56,936 Do you think there will be, like, flying cars and stuff? 914 00:50:56,978 --> 00:50:59,439 We've only been gone for three years. 915 00:50:59,481 --> 00:51:01,983 (chuckles) Still. 916 00:51:02,025 --> 00:51:05,904 I think it'll be exactly the same. 917 00:51:05,945 --> 00:51:07,864 And completely different. 918 00:51:10,116 --> 00:51:12,535 What are you looking forward to most? 919 00:51:12,577 --> 00:51:14,496 Mm. 920 00:51:14,537 --> 00:51:16,873 Floating down Alcorn River. 921 00:51:16,915 --> 00:51:19,751 Having my music back. 922 00:51:19,793 --> 00:51:22,754 Never eating another egg for the rest of my goddamn life. 923 00:51:22,796 --> 00:51:24,756 - Preach. - You? 924 00:51:32,847 --> 00:51:34,057 (sighs) 925 00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:39,145 I'm looking forward to hugging Savannah. 926 00:51:40,855 --> 00:51:42,691 Can I say that? 927 00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:44,401 Yeah, of course. 928 00:51:44,442 --> 00:51:45,527 She's your wife. 929 00:51:45,568 --> 00:51:46,569 I know, but we're-- 930 00:51:46,611 --> 00:51:49,406 I can't wait to see Tom. 931 00:51:49,447 --> 00:51:51,741 I mean, he probably waited a dignified three months 932 00:51:51,783 --> 00:51:54,577 before marrying a nice, stable farm girl 933 00:51:54,619 --> 00:51:56,246 and filling her full of babies. 934 00:51:56,287 --> 00:51:58,289 - You think? - (chuckles) 935 00:52:02,961 --> 00:52:04,504 I don't know. 936 00:52:07,298 --> 00:52:11,344 It would just be nice to get off this dumb rocket. 937 00:52:11,386 --> 00:52:13,054 Get back to life. 938 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,312 Can we still be best friends when we get back? 939 00:52:23,189 --> 00:52:24,149 Please? 940 00:52:26,818 --> 00:52:30,905 Like you said, you've been my entire world for three years. 941 00:52:34,534 --> 00:52:36,828 Your world's about to get a lot bigger. 942 00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:48,298 {\an7}{Lael Neale's "Every Star Shivers in the Dark" plays} 943 00:52:45,170 --> 00:52:48,298 (upbeat contemplative music) 944 00:52:48,340 --> 00:52:55,263 ♫ ♫ 945 00:53:08,735 --> 00:53:13,490 ♫ Every star shivers in the dark ♫ 946 00:53:13,531 --> 00:53:18,912 ♫ I've been shooting with a heavy, heavy heart ♫ 947 00:53:18,953 --> 00:53:26,044 ♫ ♫ 948 00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:30,674 ♫ Talking to losers at the stadium ♫ 949 00:53:30,715 --> 00:53:34,219 ♫ Telling them it's all right, let's have some fun ♫ 950 00:53:34,260 --> 00:53:38,348 ♫ Why can't I have some fun? ♫ 951 00:53:38,390 --> 00:53:42,394 ♫ Why can't I have some fun? ♫ 952 00:53:42,435 --> 00:53:48,274 ♫ ♫ 953 00:53:48,316 --> 00:53:52,612 ♫ Shaping the clay in the dark pre-dawn ♫ 954 00:53:52,654 --> 00:53:56,324 ♫ God made man to love someone ♫ 955 00:53:56,366 --> 00:54:00,412 ♫ Why can't I love someone? ♫ 956 00:54:00,453 --> 00:54:04,958 ♫ Why can't I love someone? ♫ 957 00:54:04,999 --> 00:54:09,003 ♫ I'd like to love someone ♫ 958 00:54:09,045 --> 00:54:10,505 ♫ ♫ 959 00:54:10,547 --> 00:54:13,550 ♫ Making my way through the grocery... ♫ 960 00:54:13,591 --> 00:54:15,010 Hey! 961 00:54:18,179 --> 00:54:21,307 (alarm blaring) 962 00:54:23,018 --> 00:54:26,980 ♫ So I feel for you ♫ 963 00:54:27,022 --> 00:54:31,109 ♫ I work in service too ♫ 964 00:54:31,151 --> 00:54:37,407 ♫ ♫ 965 00:54:37,449 --> 00:54:41,411 ♫ Alameda street-side prison tower ♫ 966 00:54:41,453 --> 00:54:44,998 ♫ A man pressed his hand on the window ♫ 967 00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:49,419 ♫ I waved a little while ♫ 968 00:54:49,461 --> 00:54:53,548 ♫ I waved a little while ♫ 969 00:54:53,590 --> 00:54:58,261 ♫ I'm gonna love someone ♫ 970 00:54:58,303 --> 00:55:01,056 ♫ I'm gonna love someone ♫ 971 00:55:01,097 --> 00:55:07,687 ♫ ♫ 972 00:55:22,202 --> 00:55:25,163 (engine revving) 973 00:55:25,205 --> 00:55:26,539 Goodbye. 974 00:55:51,189 --> 00:55:53,817 (high-pitched ringing) 975 00:55:53,858 --> 00:55:57,362 (reporters clamoring) 976 00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,674 The successful return of Captain Kwan 977 00:56:17,716 --> 00:56:19,509 and lead science officer Adam Gherrity 978 00:56:19,551 --> 00:56:22,679 is cause for celebration the world over. 979 00:56:22,721 --> 00:56:25,598 And perhaps none will be more elated than their spouses, 980 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:27,976 Tom Campbell and Governor Savannah Gherrity, 981 00:56:28,018 --> 00:56:29,227 who are en route as we speak. 982 00:56:29,269 --> 00:56:30,478 (whispering) Governor? 983 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,522 At the same time, we are saddened 984 00:56:32,564 --> 00:56:34,649 to learn of the passing of lead medical officer 985 00:56:34,691 --> 00:56:37,736 Megan Benson, who passed away early in the mission 986 00:56:37,777 --> 00:56:39,529 from as-yet-unknown causes. 987 00:56:39,571 --> 00:56:41,573 What do you think happened? 988 00:56:45,243 --> 00:56:46,911 Uh... (gun cocks) 989 00:56:46,953 --> 00:56:48,455 (yelling) 990 00:56:48,496 --> 00:56:50,957 No, no, Benson, stop! Benson! 991 00:56:50,999 --> 00:56:52,417 (yells) 992 00:56:54,085 --> 00:56:56,796 Uh, she passed in her sleep. 993 00:56:58,006 --> 00:57:00,175 And as far as we can tell, 994 00:57:00,216 --> 00:57:04,137 it was either cardiac arrest or an aneurysm. 995 00:57:04,179 --> 00:57:05,513 (reporters clamoring) 996 00:57:05,555 --> 00:57:08,016 I'm sure you all have endless questions. 997 00:57:08,058 --> 00:57:09,184 Captain Kwan, Lieutenant Gherrity? 998 00:57:09,225 --> 00:57:11,102 Adam? 999 00:57:11,144 --> 00:57:15,899 Savvie. 1000 00:57:15,940 --> 00:57:19,027 (soft music) 1001 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:25,575 ♫ ♫ 1002 00:57:25,617 --> 00:57:28,161 Hi. 1003 00:57:28,203 --> 00:57:30,580 - One more question. - One question. 1004 00:57:30,622 --> 00:57:31,664 Let's go home. 1005 00:57:34,042 --> 00:57:35,502 What are you gonna do first? 1006 00:57:50,016 --> 00:57:51,601 (knock at door) 1007 00:57:51,643 --> 00:57:53,436 - Hi. - So next up is the MRI. 1008 00:57:53,478 --> 00:57:55,689 - They're just getting set up. - Okay. 1009 00:57:55,730 --> 00:57:57,273 Thank you. 1010 00:57:57,315 --> 00:57:58,566 (door closes) 1011 00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:00,235 Oh, my God. 1012 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:03,154 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1013 00:58:08,827 --> 00:58:10,161 (knock on door) 1014 00:58:10,203 --> 00:58:11,413 Yep. 1015 00:58:13,998 --> 00:58:15,333 Hi. 1016 00:58:15,375 --> 00:58:18,962 ♫ ♫ 1017 00:58:19,003 --> 00:58:20,505 Tom. 1018 00:58:20,547 --> 00:58:22,632 Um. 1019 00:58:22,674 --> 00:58:24,968 Hi. 1020 00:58:25,010 --> 00:58:26,845 Oh. 1021 00:58:29,222 --> 00:58:31,558 Wait. Wait one second. 1022 00:58:31,599 --> 00:58:35,770 Uh, if you have gone and pulled a "Castaway" on me 1023 00:58:35,812 --> 00:58:38,815 and married someone else, totally cool. 1024 00:58:38,857 --> 00:58:40,483 Just tell me now because I don't think 1025 00:58:40,525 --> 00:58:41,985 - I could actually do-- - No. 1026 00:58:42,027 --> 00:58:43,695 No? 1027 00:58:45,321 --> 00:58:46,448 Still here. 1028 00:58:50,201 --> 00:58:52,829 Didn't you think I was dead? 1029 00:58:56,541 --> 00:58:59,210 Do we have to do this now? 1030 00:58:59,252 --> 00:59:01,296 Yeah, I mean, why not? 1031 00:59:01,337 --> 00:59:03,506 What else is there to talk about? 1032 00:59:03,548 --> 00:59:06,509 I mean, I wanna know. 1033 00:59:06,551 --> 00:59:10,555 After about a year, my sister set me up with someone. 1034 00:59:10,597 --> 00:59:11,848 Sure. 1035 00:59:11,890 --> 00:59:14,559 And then... 1036 00:59:14,601 --> 00:59:18,063 there were three or four other short things after that. 1037 00:59:18,104 --> 00:59:20,482 They--they--they just--they-- 1038 00:59:22,901 --> 00:59:24,736 Nothing ever took. 1039 00:59:28,865 --> 00:59:31,368 They couldn't hold a candle to you. 1040 00:59:41,753 --> 00:59:45,382 Sorry about the whole kiss attack thing earlier. 1041 00:59:47,384 --> 00:59:49,803 I was just really excited to see you. 1042 00:59:49,844 --> 00:59:52,639 And I had my team in my head just telling me 1043 00:59:52,681 --> 00:59:54,432 what an important moment this was, 1044 00:59:54,474 --> 00:59:58,311 and everything had to go just right, and... 1045 00:59:58,353 --> 01:00:03,817 inside, I was just terrified. 1046 01:00:03,858 --> 01:00:06,820 Of what? 1047 01:00:06,861 --> 01:00:09,406 I don't know. 1048 01:00:09,447 --> 01:00:11,199 Three years is a long time. 1049 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:12,617 -Yeah. 1050 01:00:14,285 --> 01:00:17,038 I really didn't think I was ever gonna see you again. 1051 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:18,456 Same. 1052 01:00:21,668 --> 01:00:25,088 God knows what you must think of all this governor stuff. 1053 01:00:25,130 --> 01:00:26,589 (scoffs) 1054 01:00:26,631 --> 01:00:28,758 No, because I feel like I need to explain this to you 1055 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:31,928 because listen, when you disappeared, 1056 01:00:31,970 --> 01:00:36,641 there was suddenly this spotlight on me. 1057 01:00:36,683 --> 01:00:39,227 And I couldn't just go out and have death rebound sex 1058 01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,813 like a normal person. 1059 01:00:41,855 --> 01:00:43,273 (sighs) 1060 01:00:43,314 --> 01:00:47,027 I had to just play the part and meet the expectations, 1061 01:00:47,068 --> 01:00:48,737 and I was stuck. 1062 01:00:50,655 --> 01:00:55,118 All I had was my work. 1063 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:59,372 So then this opportunity to run came up, and I just took it. 1064 01:00:59,414 --> 01:01:03,043 Listen, babe, I'm proud of you. 1065 01:01:05,086 --> 01:01:06,671 - You are? - Yeah. 1066 01:01:10,258 --> 01:01:12,969 (mellow upbeat music) 1067 01:01:13,011 --> 01:01:16,973 ♫ ♫ 1068 01:01:17,015 --> 01:01:21,978 So here, you have the marijuana kush or flower. 1069 01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:24,314 Here, you have the blueberry, luscious, wholesome. 1070 01:01:24,356 --> 01:01:27,359 She was, like, screaming at Adam... 1071 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,235 coming toward, um... 1072 01:01:29,277 --> 01:01:31,613 ♫ Can't you see? ♫ 1073 01:01:31,654 --> 01:01:36,159 {\an7}{Ariel Days' "You Love Me In My Dreams" plays} 1074 01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:36,159 ♫ And do you ever ♫ 1075 01:01:36,201 --> 01:01:38,244 ♫ ♫ 1076 01:01:38,286 --> 01:01:40,455 ♫ Dream of me? ♫ 1077 01:01:40,497 --> 01:01:42,707 ♫ ♫ 1078 01:01:42,749 --> 01:01:45,085 ♫ Please just listen ♫ 1079 01:01:45,126 --> 01:01:47,337 ♫ ♫ 1080 01:01:47,379 --> 01:01:49,214 We have one that goes like this. 1081 01:01:49,255 --> 01:01:51,007 (drill whirring) 1082 01:01:51,049 --> 01:01:52,425 Slower. 1083 01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:53,927 And it's erratic, 1084 01:01:53,968 --> 01:01:55,428 but that's what I like about it. 1085 01:01:58,598 --> 01:01:59,724 You wanna try? 1086 01:02:02,394 --> 01:02:03,478 Yeah, I'm fine. 1087 01:02:04,938 --> 01:02:06,898 I'm fine. 1088 01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,441 I'm okay. 1089 01:02:10,068 --> 01:02:12,737 Just... both: Just happy to be home. 1090 01:02:16,074 --> 01:02:17,450 Where is this guy? 1091 01:02:17,492 --> 01:02:19,661 - They run out of ink? - (laughs) 1092 01:02:19,703 --> 01:02:22,122 It's NASA, don't--don't they have printers here? 1093 01:02:22,163 --> 01:02:23,415 Sign these papers. 1094 01:02:23,456 --> 01:02:25,083 (flatly) Sign this paper. 1095 01:02:25,125 --> 01:02:28,378 - (chuckles) - It doesn't feel real. 1096 01:02:28,420 --> 01:02:30,380 - I'm here. - I know. 1097 01:02:30,422 --> 01:02:32,215 I'm so sorry. 1098 01:02:32,257 --> 01:02:34,259 We just need a few more security guards out there 1099 01:02:34,300 --> 01:02:36,219 to help keep the press at bay. 1100 01:02:36,261 --> 01:02:39,139 - No worries. - Not a problem. 1101 01:02:39,180 --> 01:02:42,392 I promise it's gonna start feeling normal soon. 1102 01:02:42,434 --> 01:02:43,601 Yeah. 1103 01:02:43,643 --> 01:02:45,812 Oh, I'm so glad we didn't miss you guys. 1104 01:02:45,854 --> 01:02:47,397 - Hey, guys. - Hi. 1105 01:02:47,439 --> 01:02:48,898 It's so good to see you, Jane. 1106 01:02:48,940 --> 01:02:50,608 - You too, Savannah. - Hi. 1107 01:02:50,650 --> 01:02:52,944 That farewell dinner feels like a lifetime ago. 1108 01:02:52,986 --> 01:02:55,405 Oh, my God, yeah, two lifetimes ago. 1109 01:02:55,447 --> 01:02:56,406 - I know. - Hey. 1110 01:02:56,448 --> 01:02:57,532 Hey. How's it going? 1111 01:02:57,574 --> 01:02:58,908 Thanks for taking care of my girl. 1112 01:02:58,950 --> 01:03:00,285 More like she took care of me. 1113 01:03:00,326 --> 01:03:01,494 (chuckles) 1114 01:03:03,121 --> 01:03:05,415 I'm keeping the girls. 1115 01:03:05,457 --> 01:03:06,499 - Oh. - Yeah. 1116 01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:07,751 - The girls? - The hens. 1117 01:03:07,792 --> 01:03:09,794 - That's what we call the hens. - Oh. 1118 01:03:09,836 --> 01:03:12,130 Unless you guys want some. 1119 01:03:12,172 --> 01:03:13,923 - Oh, um-- - Why not? 1120 01:03:13,965 --> 01:03:15,925 - We've got the space. - I don't know. 1121 01:03:15,967 --> 01:03:18,053 - You know, if I deployed-- - Come on. 1122 01:03:18,094 --> 01:03:20,889 You guys are international space heroes now. 1123 01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,599 Your deployment days are behind you. 1124 01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:24,184 - I mean, you're celebrities. - Okay, okay. 1125 01:03:24,225 --> 01:03:25,685 - It's just they make a mess. - Wait, wait, wait. 1126 01:03:25,727 --> 01:03:27,896 How much of a mess are we talking about here? 1127 01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:29,481 - Oh, no, they're great. - They're great. 1128 01:03:29,522 --> 01:03:31,149 I'm really glad you're taking them. 1129 01:03:31,191 --> 01:03:35,612 I wanted to take Benson home, but they said no, so-- 1130 01:03:35,653 --> 01:03:37,238 (chuckles) 1131 01:03:37,280 --> 01:03:39,908 Okay, so your discharge papers are ready now. 1132 01:03:39,949 --> 01:03:41,659 - All right. - Hey, you know what? 1133 01:03:41,701 --> 01:03:42,911 Why don't Tom and I handle this? 1134 01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:45,288 You guys just take a minute. Say goodbye. 1135 01:03:45,330 --> 01:03:46,790 - Oh. - Yeah. I got it. 1136 01:03:46,831 --> 01:03:48,291 - Are you sure? - Yeah, yeah, of course. 1137 01:03:48,333 --> 01:03:49,876 - Yeah. Yeah. - All right. 1138 01:03:54,714 --> 01:03:56,299 Ate a Pop-Tart this morning. 1139 01:03:56,341 --> 01:03:58,218 Oh, yeah? How was it? 1140 01:03:58,259 --> 01:04:01,388 Well, after your homemade ones, I'm a little ruined. 1141 01:04:01,429 --> 01:04:04,140 Mm, well. (both chuckle) 1142 01:04:04,182 --> 01:04:05,809 I'll get you the recipe. 1143 01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:08,186 All you need is a steady supply of fresh, 1144 01:04:08,228 --> 01:04:10,855 unpasteurized goat's milk. 1145 01:04:12,774 --> 01:04:15,276 So I'll hear from you. 1146 01:04:15,318 --> 01:04:16,945 - Yeah, of course. - I mean, we'll see each other. 1147 01:04:16,986 --> 01:04:18,154 We've got interviews coming up-- 1148 01:04:18,196 --> 01:04:19,155 Not like that. 1149 01:04:19,197 --> 01:04:21,491 (pensive music) 1150 01:04:21,533 --> 01:04:23,326 Will you be a part of my life? 1151 01:04:23,368 --> 01:04:30,250 ♫ ♫ 1152 01:04:31,209 --> 01:04:32,961 No. 1153 01:04:33,002 --> 01:04:35,380 Come on. 1154 01:04:35,422 --> 01:04:38,967 Just a phone call every now and then, you know? 1155 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,011 Old friends checking up on each other. 1156 01:04:41,052 --> 01:04:44,681 Adam, we were stuck in a box for three years, 1157 01:04:44,723 --> 01:04:47,517 and it messed with our heads. 1158 01:04:47,559 --> 01:04:48,893 And now we're out of that box. 1159 01:04:51,396 --> 01:04:52,772 This is real. 1160 01:04:52,814 --> 01:04:55,734 Up there, it wasn't real. 1161 01:04:57,235 --> 01:04:59,362 You ready? 1162 01:04:59,404 --> 01:05:02,032 Huh. Yeah. 1163 01:05:03,783 --> 01:05:07,495 So, well, bye. 1164 01:05:07,537 --> 01:05:09,622 - See you guys. - Bye. 1165 01:05:09,664 --> 01:05:10,749 See you, Adam. 1166 01:05:13,501 --> 01:05:17,172 - Discharged. - Discharged. 1167 01:05:17,213 --> 01:05:23,011 We're on in five, four, three, two... 1168 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:24,929 Adam, the world wants to know. 1169 01:05:24,971 --> 01:05:27,682 How did you survive in space? 1170 01:05:27,724 --> 01:05:29,017 Well, that's a loaded question. 1171 01:05:29,059 --> 01:05:30,602 Yeah. 1172 01:05:30,643 --> 01:05:33,897 We basically had a living, breathing ecosystem 1173 01:05:33,938 --> 01:05:35,899 on the ship, so we were able 1174 01:05:35,940 --> 01:05:37,400 to sustain our own food, 1175 01:05:37,442 --> 01:05:39,569 and the ship created oxygen. 1176 01:05:39,611 --> 01:05:42,489 And we, um, 1177 01:05:42,530 --> 01:05:44,324 we made our way through it. 1178 01:05:44,366 --> 01:05:46,868 He was just circling the grocery parking lot. 1179 01:05:46,910 --> 01:05:48,078 Is this the parking lot story again? 1180 01:05:48,119 --> 01:05:49,371 - Over and over. - Come on. 1181 01:05:49,412 --> 01:05:51,748 - I wanna, like, close it. - There we go. 1182 01:05:55,460 --> 01:05:58,088 So what have the two of you been doing to reconnect, 1183 01:05:58,129 --> 01:06:00,632 I mean, after three years? 1184 01:06:00,674 --> 01:06:02,175 Well, we've been trying to make up 1185 01:06:02,217 --> 01:06:04,260 for lost time, you know? 1186 01:06:04,302 --> 01:06:11,267 ♫ ♫ 1187 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:16,648 - And my wife's the governor. - (chuckles) 1188 01:06:16,690 --> 01:06:19,317 Yeah, so that's a little... different. 1189 01:06:19,359 --> 01:06:21,027 - Yeah, you know what, Frank? - I don't wanna hear it. 1190 01:06:21,069 --> 01:06:23,196 This bill's gonna go through with or without you. 1191 01:06:23,238 --> 01:06:25,532 So you can either choose to be on the side of the poor kids 1192 01:06:25,573 --> 01:06:27,909 who wanna learn their colors and their goddamn ABCs 1193 01:06:27,951 --> 01:06:30,412 or you can cast a losing vote against equal access 1194 01:06:30,453 --> 01:06:33,289 to education and deal with the voters in November. 1195 01:06:35,542 --> 01:06:37,127 Good choice, Frank. 1196 01:06:37,168 --> 01:06:38,670 - Hi. - You know, this isn't fair. 1197 01:06:38,712 --> 01:06:40,463 - What? - I orbit Jupiter, 1198 01:06:40,505 --> 01:06:43,133 I come home, and I'm still a schlub in this relationship. 1199 01:06:43,174 --> 01:06:45,260 Yeah, well, you're my schlub. 1200 01:06:45,301 --> 01:06:47,887 - (phone rings) - Uh, Governor. 1201 01:06:47,929 --> 01:06:51,057 (phone buzzing) 1202 01:07:01,401 --> 01:07:05,071 You know, this one is my favorite. 1203 01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:08,825 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1204 01:07:08,867 --> 01:07:11,161 I thought you hated tattoos. 1205 01:07:11,202 --> 01:07:13,663 Well, yeah, normally I do, but... 1206 01:07:13,705 --> 01:07:16,916 all of these, they're like-- 1207 01:07:16,958 --> 01:07:20,754 you know, like a map of your grand adventure up there. 1208 01:07:20,795 --> 01:07:23,006 I like that. 1209 01:07:23,048 --> 01:07:24,883 I can just, boop, boop. 1210 01:07:24,924 --> 01:07:26,384 (chuckles) 1211 01:07:26,426 --> 01:07:27,385 Hello. 1212 01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,390 What was your favorite part? 1213 01:07:34,768 --> 01:07:37,520 Um... 1214 01:07:37,562 --> 01:07:41,733 I guess the dancing. 1215 01:07:41,775 --> 01:07:45,362 Adam made a surprisingly good dance partner. 1216 01:07:45,403 --> 01:07:46,738 (chuckles) 1217 01:07:48,573 --> 01:07:50,575 That's good. 1218 01:07:50,617 --> 01:07:54,204 I'm guessing the worst part was losing Benson, right? 1219 01:07:54,245 --> 01:07:55,705 You know, I actually never asked. 1220 01:07:55,747 --> 01:07:59,125 Who found her? Was it you? 1221 01:07:59,167 --> 01:08:00,543 No. 1222 01:08:00,585 --> 01:08:02,462 - Adam found her. - Good. 1223 01:08:11,596 --> 01:08:14,099 What do you think about going on a trip? 1224 01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:17,977 A trip? 1225 01:08:18,019 --> 01:08:21,731 Yeah, Iceland, to see the northern lights. 1226 01:08:21,773 --> 01:08:23,400 Iceland, huh? 1227 01:08:23,441 --> 01:08:24,359 Mm-hmm. 1228 01:08:26,903 --> 01:08:28,613 Yeah, sure. 1229 01:08:28,655 --> 01:08:31,241 But, I mean, I--I-- 1230 01:08:31,282 --> 01:08:32,951 it feels like you just gone back 1231 01:08:32,992 --> 01:08:35,620 and you're ready to leave again so soon? 1232 01:08:35,662 --> 01:08:37,914 Oh, no, I just, 1233 01:08:37,956 --> 01:08:41,960 um, thought it would be a nice way to reconnect. 1234 01:08:43,628 --> 01:08:46,423 No, ah... 1235 01:08:46,464 --> 01:08:47,966 I'm sorry. 1236 01:08:50,468 --> 01:08:52,387 Look, of course you wanna go on a trip. 1237 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:57,058 I keep forgetting that you were trapped 1238 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:59,436 in a box for the last three years. 1239 01:08:59,477 --> 01:09:01,146 Yeah. 1240 01:09:01,187 --> 01:09:05,066 We can go on a trip, anywhere you want, just you and me. 1241 01:09:12,866 --> 01:09:18,119 {\an7}{Jimmy Lewis' "How Long Is a Heartache Supposed to Last" plays} 1242 01:09:16,119 --> 01:09:22,333 ♫ To keep from crying, I be talking... ♫ 1243 01:09:22,375 --> 01:09:24,836 And how are you getting on now that you're home? 1244 01:09:24,878 --> 01:09:27,005 Um, very well. Thank you. 1245 01:09:27,047 --> 01:09:30,425 I'd imagine the boredom would be the worst bit. 1246 01:09:30,467 --> 01:09:32,969 You know, we never really experienced boredom. 1247 01:09:33,011 --> 01:09:34,804 There was always things to do. 1248 01:09:34,846 --> 01:09:36,306 For instance? 1249 01:09:36,348 --> 01:09:40,143 Well, uh, we would bet on chicken races, 1250 01:09:40,185 --> 01:09:42,687 tried to write the next great pop song. 1251 01:09:42,729 --> 01:09:44,522 We would invent handshakes. 1252 01:09:44,564 --> 01:09:48,151 And I spent quite a bit of time trying to crossbreed 1253 01:09:48,193 --> 01:09:51,154 a marijuana blueberry plant. 1254 01:09:51,196 --> 01:09:53,782 Actually, still working on that one. 1255 01:09:53,823 --> 01:09:55,992 Marijuana's still legal, right? 1256 01:09:56,034 --> 01:09:57,327 As long as I'm governor. 1257 01:09:57,369 --> 01:10:00,997 (laughter) 1258 01:10:01,039 --> 01:10:02,999 ♫ I know the feeling ♫ 1259 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:05,794 ♫ When I feel like I'm dying ♫ 1260 01:10:05,835 --> 01:10:08,171 ♫ ♫ 1261 01:10:08,213 --> 01:10:11,508 ♫ I put my baby's picture in bed with me ♫ 1262 01:10:11,549 --> 01:10:13,760 ♫ ♫ 1263 01:10:13,802 --> 01:10:16,096 ♫ Then I feel fine ♫ 1264 01:10:16,137 --> 01:10:18,223 ♫ But I wanna know ♫ 1265 01:10:18,264 --> 01:10:21,601 ♫ Oh, I wanna know ♫ 1266 01:10:21,643 --> 01:10:25,021 ♫ Why can't she be ♫ 1267 01:10:25,063 --> 01:10:26,815 ♫ ♫ 1268 01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:29,693 ♫ Just another woman ♫ 1269 01:10:29,734 --> 01:10:36,408 ♫ That I've loved in my past? ♫ 1270 01:10:36,449 --> 01:10:37,617 ♫ ♫ 1271 01:10:37,659 --> 01:10:40,161 ♫ Oh, oh ♫ 1272 01:10:40,203 --> 01:10:42,664 ♫ Oh, oh, oh ♫ 1273 01:10:42,706 --> 01:10:48,044 ♫ How long is the heartache supposed... ♫ 1274 01:10:48,086 --> 01:10:50,338 (clears throat) 1275 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,257 Excuse me, ma'am. Can you help me? 1276 01:10:52,298 --> 01:10:56,428 I think I may have dropped something. 1277 01:10:56,469 --> 01:11:00,390 Um, sure. 1278 01:11:00,432 --> 01:11:01,516 Ew! 1279 01:11:04,519 --> 01:11:07,147 So one of them pooped on my shoe. 1280 01:11:07,188 --> 01:11:08,523 Are you sure it was them? 1281 01:11:08,565 --> 01:11:09,566 Was it you? 1282 01:11:09,607 --> 01:11:10,942 Come on. Poop is a sign of love. 1283 01:11:10,984 --> 01:11:12,444 Stop it. 1284 01:11:12,485 --> 01:11:14,237 I think we need to talk about moving the coop outside. 1285 01:11:14,279 --> 01:11:15,530 (chickens clucking) 1286 01:11:15,572 --> 01:11:17,032 Baby, they're indoor chickens. 1287 01:11:17,073 --> 01:11:18,742 - That's all they know. - They're chickens. 1288 01:11:18,783 --> 01:11:21,119 I feel like they'll adjust. 1289 01:11:28,084 --> 01:11:33,136 {\an7}{Lionel Richie's "All Night Long" plays} 1290 01:11:30,962 --> 01:11:33,136 ♫ ♫ 1291 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,730 ♫ Well, my friends, the time has-- ♫ 1292 01:11:50,648 --> 01:11:53,068 (panting) 1293 01:11:59,324 --> 01:12:01,701 I'm sorry this is taking so long. 1294 01:12:01,743 --> 01:12:04,120 Just ten more minutes, okay? 1295 01:12:04,162 --> 01:12:05,288 That's fine. 1296 01:12:07,499 --> 01:12:10,168 Do you maybe wanna take this dance class with me? 1297 01:12:13,797 --> 01:12:17,717 (laughing) 1298 01:12:17,759 --> 01:12:19,010 You know I have two left feet. 1299 01:12:19,052 --> 01:12:21,137 Come on. I'd kill myself. 1300 01:12:23,640 --> 01:12:24,599 All right. 1301 01:12:24,641 --> 01:12:26,393 (phone dings) 1302 01:12:30,438 --> 01:12:34,067 - Who's Amber? - She's nobody. 1303 01:12:34,109 --> 01:12:36,611 What's she wanna talk about? 1304 01:12:36,653 --> 01:12:37,570 I don't know. 1305 01:12:48,581 --> 01:12:49,916 Okay. 1306 01:12:49,958 --> 01:12:52,001 We, um, 1307 01:12:52,043 --> 01:12:53,503 we went on a few dates. 1308 01:12:53,545 --> 01:12:55,547 Okay. Recently? 1309 01:12:58,216 --> 01:12:59,426 How many dates? 1310 01:13:01,011 --> 01:13:02,053 Five or six. 1311 01:13:02,095 --> 01:13:04,556 Tom, you need to call her. 1312 01:13:06,141 --> 01:13:07,684 Why? 1313 01:13:07,726 --> 01:13:10,437 I mean, you had a relationship with this person. 1314 01:13:10,478 --> 01:13:12,188 She deserves to know where you are. 1315 01:13:12,230 --> 01:13:14,482 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Babe, no. No. 1316 01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:16,526 I definitely did not have a relationship with-- 1317 01:13:16,568 --> 01:13:18,945 Maybe we should talk to her together. 1318 01:13:18,987 --> 01:13:20,113 What are you talking about? 1319 01:13:20,155 --> 01:13:21,573 Yeah, like, maybe that would help. 1320 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:23,199 Help what? 1321 01:13:23,241 --> 01:13:24,826 I mean, it's not her fault that your wife 1322 01:13:24,868 --> 01:13:27,662 miraculously returned after three years. 1323 01:13:27,704 --> 01:13:30,331 I mean, what is she supposed to do? 1324 01:13:30,373 --> 01:13:32,876 Act like nothing happened, like you didn't have 1325 01:13:32,917 --> 01:13:35,128 a meaningful connection, 1326 01:13:35,170 --> 01:13:38,048 like it wasn't going somewhere? 1327 01:13:38,089 --> 01:13:39,257 - Like-- - Jane, Jane. 1328 01:13:40,884 --> 01:13:43,136 What? 1329 01:13:43,178 --> 01:13:44,721 What's happening? 1330 01:13:47,932 --> 01:13:49,309 Um... 1331 01:14:02,364 --> 01:14:04,115 I slept with Adam. 1332 01:14:14,542 --> 01:14:15,585 Oh. 1333 01:14:25,428 --> 01:14:28,056 Okay, so we got 15 minutes for this meet and greet, 1334 01:14:28,098 --> 01:14:30,183 and then, we head into the event. 1335 01:14:30,225 --> 01:14:31,768 Okay? 1336 01:14:31,810 --> 01:14:32,727 Okay. 1337 01:14:35,146 --> 01:14:37,941 Everything okay? 1338 01:14:37,982 --> 01:14:39,442 Yeah. 1339 01:14:39,484 --> 01:14:41,569 Just been going nonstop since I got back. 1340 01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,613 I know. 1341 01:14:43,655 --> 01:14:45,824 I don't know, maybe we could pull back a little bit, 1342 01:14:45,865 --> 01:14:47,242 find some time to talk. 1343 01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,244 We could talk right now. 1344 01:14:50,995 --> 01:14:52,455 Baby, I'm the governor. 1345 01:14:52,497 --> 01:14:54,416 I have responsibilities. I can't just stop. 1346 01:14:54,457 --> 01:14:57,252 Yeah, your job is meet and greets and fundraisers. 1347 01:14:57,293 --> 01:14:59,963 Yeah, that's the job. 1348 01:15:00,005 --> 01:15:01,131 What? 1349 01:15:01,172 --> 01:15:02,215 What is it that you wanna talk about 1350 01:15:02,257 --> 01:15:03,675 that we can't talk about right now? 1351 01:15:03,717 --> 01:15:06,136 I don't know, maybe the time Benson tried to kill me 1352 01:15:06,177 --> 01:15:09,681 and Jane had to axe her in the back to save my life. 1353 01:15:09,723 --> 01:15:11,182 (clears throat) 1354 01:15:13,560 --> 01:15:15,061 God is that what you wanna talk about? 1355 01:15:15,103 --> 01:15:16,521 No. 1356 01:15:23,069 --> 01:15:29,159 See, I think I know what you wanna talk about, but... 1357 01:15:29,200 --> 01:15:32,829 I really don't wanna talk about it. 1358 01:15:32,871 --> 01:15:39,502 So if you could just tell me that it's over, 1359 01:15:39,544 --> 01:15:41,671 maybe that would be enough. 1360 01:15:41,713 --> 01:15:43,882 It is. 1361 01:15:43,923 --> 01:15:45,216 Good. 1362 01:15:48,386 --> 01:15:49,596 Are we good? 1363 01:15:53,683 --> 01:15:54,642 Yeah. 1364 01:15:57,145 --> 01:16:00,774 I'll see what I can cancel over the next few weeks, okay? 1365 01:16:00,815 --> 01:16:02,317 Thank you. 1366 01:16:04,569 --> 01:16:06,321 There is one thing we can't avoid, though. 1367 01:16:06,363 --> 01:16:08,031 - What? - Eh. 1368 01:16:08,073 --> 01:16:11,034 (patriotic music) 1369 01:16:11,076 --> 01:16:12,410 ♫ ♫ 1370 01:16:12,452 --> 01:16:15,413 (reporters clamoring) 1371 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:28,635 (applause) 1372 01:16:52,450 --> 01:16:53,952 Hi, Jane. You look lovely. 1373 01:16:53,993 --> 01:16:56,246 Thank you. So do you. 1374 01:16:56,287 --> 01:16:57,539 Long time. 1375 01:16:57,580 --> 01:16:59,249 It's been nine days. 1376 01:16:59,290 --> 01:17:00,917 - Seriously? - Mm-hmm. 1377 01:17:00,959 --> 01:17:04,504 Man, I guess time's messed up here, too, right? 1378 01:17:04,546 --> 01:17:06,423 Where's your sweet husband? 1379 01:17:07,507 --> 01:17:09,884 Oh, um... 1380 01:17:09,926 --> 01:17:12,929 the story for tonight is that he has the flu. 1381 01:17:12,971 --> 01:17:16,850 But we are actually splitting up. 1382 01:17:16,891 --> 01:17:19,310 - Wait, you're what? - Yeah. I know. 1383 01:17:19,352 --> 01:17:21,688 It must sound-- (laughs) 1384 01:17:21,730 --> 01:17:26,109 And Tom, he really is perfect. 1385 01:17:26,151 --> 01:17:28,945 I think when we got married, I thought that would be enough, 1386 01:17:28,987 --> 01:17:30,739 you know, the fact that we make sense 1387 01:17:30,780 --> 01:17:33,450 for each other or something. 1388 01:17:33,491 --> 01:17:37,078 But we just never really fit. 1389 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:41,041 And as much as we wanted to, it just wasn't meant to be. 1390 01:17:42,250 --> 01:17:43,752 Wow. 1391 01:17:43,793 --> 01:17:44,669 Poor Tom. 1392 01:17:44,711 --> 01:17:46,129 Oh, he is better off. 1393 01:17:46,171 --> 01:17:47,339 I'm sure. 1394 01:17:49,090 --> 01:17:50,675 Oh, I didn't mean that how it sounded. 1395 01:17:50,717 --> 01:17:53,595 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 1396 01:17:53,636 --> 01:17:57,182 Well, don't let us keep you from mingling. 1397 01:17:57,223 --> 01:17:59,351 Yeah, right, um... 1398 01:18:00,769 --> 01:18:01,686 Okay. 1399 01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:10,445 So what I usually do is crumble the Pop Tarts 1400 01:18:10,487 --> 01:18:12,322 into the eggs and scramble. 1401 01:18:12,364 --> 01:18:13,990 Yeah, every Halloween. 1402 01:18:14,032 --> 01:18:15,075 Little astronaut. 1403 01:18:17,410 --> 01:18:19,496 - What were you-- - (clears throat) 1404 01:18:22,582 --> 01:18:24,084 Madame President. 1405 01:18:24,125 --> 01:18:27,754 I understand you both are excellent dancers. 1406 01:18:27,796 --> 01:18:30,006 - Oh. - Uh, um... 1407 01:18:30,048 --> 01:18:32,676 - No. - Please. 1408 01:18:32,717 --> 01:18:34,969 Won't you honor us with a dance? 1409 01:18:35,011 --> 01:18:37,389 - I don't think-- - Oh, no, I feel-- 1410 01:18:37,430 --> 01:18:38,723 I insist. 1411 01:18:40,475 --> 01:18:41,643 Of course. 1412 01:18:44,062 --> 01:18:46,981 (applause) 1413 01:19:05,208 --> 01:19:11,256 {\an7}{Japanese Breakfast's "Head Over Heels" plays} 1414 01:19:08,294 --> 01:19:11,256 (soft romantic music) 1415 01:19:11,297 --> 01:19:18,430 ♫ ♫ 1416 01:19:25,186 --> 01:19:30,650 ♫ I wanted to be with you alone ♫ 1417 01:19:30,692 --> 01:19:31,943 ♫ ♫ 1418 01:19:31,985 --> 01:19:36,740 ♫ And talk about the weather ♫ 1419 01:19:36,781 --> 01:19:39,826 ♫ But traditions I can trace ♫ 1420 01:19:39,868 --> 01:19:45,373 ♫ Against the child in your face ♫ 1421 01:19:45,415 --> 01:19:48,668 ♫ Won't escape my attention ♫ 1422 01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:52,005 ♫ ♫ 1423 01:19:52,047 --> 01:19:57,427 ♫ You keep your distance with a system of touch ♫ 1424 01:19:57,469 --> 01:19:59,512 ♫ ♫ 1425 01:19:59,554 --> 01:20:02,515 ♫ And gentle persuasion ♫ 1426 01:20:02,557 --> 01:20:04,601 ♫ ♫ 1427 01:20:04,642 --> 01:20:07,729 ♫ I'm lost in admiration ♫ 1428 01:20:07,771 --> 01:20:11,775 ♫ Could I need you this much? ♫ 1429 01:20:11,816 --> 01:20:14,611 ♫ You're wasting my time ♫ 1430 01:20:14,652 --> 01:20:18,573 ♫ You're just wasting time ♫ 1431 01:20:18,615 --> 01:20:24,579 ♫ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♫ 1432 01:20:24,621 --> 01:20:27,916 ♫ I never find out ♫ 1433 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:32,545 ♫ Till I'm head over heels ♫ 1434 01:20:32,587 --> 01:20:38,093 ♫ Something happens and I'm head over heels ♫ 1435 01:20:38,134 --> 01:20:44,265 ♫ Oh, don't take my, don't break my heart, don't ♫ 1436 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:46,434 ♫ Don't throw it away ♫ 1437 01:20:46,476 --> 01:20:53,233 ♫ ♫ 1438 01:21:21,386 --> 01:21:25,557 (applause) 1439 01:21:40,572 --> 01:21:41,906 That was great. 1440 01:21:47,912 --> 01:21:50,206 Well, we are so glad that you're back. 1441 01:21:50,248 --> 01:21:51,291 It's been great. 1442 01:21:51,332 --> 01:21:53,334 And that waltz, you were wonderful. 1443 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:55,920 - Thank you, Madame President. - I told you you would be. 1444 01:21:55,962 --> 01:21:57,380 Happy campaigning to you. 1445 01:21:57,422 --> 01:21:59,591 I know you'll do a wonderful job for your state. 1446 01:21:59,632 --> 01:22:02,302 - They're lucky to have you. - Thank you. 1447 01:22:02,344 --> 01:22:03,762 Well, take care. 1448 01:22:03,803 --> 01:22:05,889 Thank you. 1449 01:22:22,572 --> 01:22:24,282 Just say it. 1450 01:22:24,324 --> 01:22:26,534 - I love you. - (sighs) 1451 01:22:26,576 --> 01:22:27,702 You're an asshole. 1452 01:22:34,626 --> 01:22:36,044 What happened up there? 1453 01:22:36,086 --> 01:22:37,379 Nothing. 1454 01:22:41,383 --> 01:22:42,967 And everything. 1455 01:22:47,305 --> 01:22:49,766 It's okay. 1456 01:22:49,808 --> 01:22:51,643 I mean, it's not okay. 1457 01:22:57,315 --> 01:22:58,858 Can I... 1458 01:23:10,453 --> 01:23:12,747 Tell Jane I hate her. 1459 01:23:25,802 --> 01:23:28,763 (pensive music) 1460 01:23:28,805 --> 01:23:30,223 Thank you. 1461 01:23:30,265 --> 01:23:37,188 ♫ ♫ 1462 01:23:53,121 --> 01:23:54,998 Hi. 1463 01:23:55,040 --> 01:23:56,332 Hey. 1464 01:24:00,003 --> 01:24:01,546 Where's Savannah? 1465 01:24:01,588 --> 01:24:03,506 She left. 1466 01:24:03,548 --> 01:24:05,133 Oh. 1467 01:24:05,175 --> 01:24:07,344 She wanted me to let you know that she hates you. 1468 01:24:07,385 --> 01:24:08,345 She does? 1469 01:24:08,386 --> 01:24:10,263 Yeah. 1470 01:24:10,305 --> 01:24:11,765 Why is that? 1471 01:24:18,104 --> 01:24:20,398 Oh. 1472 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,816 Yeah. 1473 01:24:21,858 --> 01:24:23,777 Okay. So... 1474 01:24:23,818 --> 01:24:30,867 ♫ ♫ 1475 01:24:30,909 --> 01:24:33,703 Is this just, like, an elaborate ploy 1476 01:24:33,745 --> 01:24:35,121 for my Pop-Tart recipe? 1477 01:24:35,163 --> 01:24:37,248 Shh. 1478 01:24:40,001 --> 01:24:41,753 You wanna get a drink? 1479 01:24:44,381 --> 01:24:46,966 You know, we should probably-- 1480 01:24:47,008 --> 01:24:48,093 Oh, my God. Are you pregnant? 1481 01:24:48,134 --> 01:24:50,220 - No. - You touched your stomach. 1482 01:24:50,261 --> 01:24:51,179 So? 1483 01:24:51,221 --> 01:24:52,347 We had all that unprotected sex. 1484 01:24:52,389 --> 01:24:55,350 Oh, is this why you're choosing me? 1485 01:24:55,392 --> 01:24:57,227 'Cause bro, if this is just, like, 1486 01:24:57,268 --> 01:24:59,979 your biological urge to procreate-- 1487 01:25:00,021 --> 01:25:02,357 Oh, God, no. 1488 01:25:03,775 --> 01:25:05,151 I choose you. 1489 01:25:06,611 --> 01:25:10,365 And not because I chemically attached, which I did. 1490 01:25:10,407 --> 01:25:14,452 And not because I wanna have your babies, which I do. 1491 01:25:16,121 --> 01:25:17,997 It's because we're meant to be. 1492 01:25:19,374 --> 01:25:20,750 Lame. 1493 01:25:20,792 --> 01:25:22,419 We're all robots. 1494 01:25:22,460 --> 01:25:23,962 Yeah. 1495 01:25:24,003 --> 01:25:25,922 What I was gonna say this, we should probably 1496 01:25:25,964 --> 01:25:28,299 keep this on the down-low for a little while. 1497 01:25:28,341 --> 01:25:29,592 Right. Down low. 1498 01:25:29,634 --> 01:25:31,094 You don't wanna cause a stir. 1499 01:25:31,136 --> 01:25:33,179 - No stir. - No stir. 1500 01:25:34,431 --> 01:25:35,306 (camera shutter snaps) 1501 01:25:45,942 --> 01:25:47,235 Do you wanna go on a trip? 1502 01:25:50,238 --> 01:25:51,614 Yeah. 1503 01:25:51,656 --> 01:25:54,617 (upbeat electronic music) 1504 01:25:54,659 --> 01:25:56,786 ♫ ♫ 1505 01:25:56,828 --> 01:25:59,289 - Okay. - Okay. 1506 01:25:59,330 --> 01:26:03,293 So this might be crazy, but... 1507 01:26:03,334 --> 01:26:08,298 what do you think about renting "Aliens"? 1508 01:26:08,340 --> 01:26:10,091 You wanna watch "Alien" again? 1509 01:26:10,133 --> 01:26:13,386 No, "Aliens." 1510 01:26:13,428 --> 01:26:14,637 The second one. 1511 01:26:14,679 --> 01:26:17,640 They made anoth-- oh, hell--absolutely not. 1512 01:26:17,682 --> 01:26:20,727 - No. - Come on. 1513 01:26:20,769 --> 01:26:23,146 That's, like, our movie. 1514 01:26:23,188 --> 01:26:24,981 Let's watch "Casablanca." 1515 01:26:25,023 --> 01:26:27,108 Okay. We can watch both. 1516 01:26:27,150 --> 01:26:29,486 You wanna make it a double feature? 1517 01:26:29,527 --> 01:26:32,322 Perfect--the double feature will be "Casablanca" 1518 01:26:32,364 --> 01:26:33,907 - and "The Princess Bride." - (laughs) 1519 01:26:33,948 --> 01:26:36,826 Okay, why don't we shut your dumb mouth 1520 01:26:36,868 --> 01:26:39,162 - and we watch "Aliens"? - Okay. 1521 01:26:39,204 --> 01:26:41,581 With the double feature of "Casablanca." 1522 01:26:41,623 --> 01:26:43,500 We can talk through it. 1523 01:26:43,541 --> 01:26:45,335 And you have to press your boobs against me. 1524 01:26:45,377 --> 01:26:47,504 Mm. 1525 01:26:47,545 --> 01:26:48,838 Deal. 1526 01:26:48,880 --> 01:26:54,511 {\an7}{Barrie's "Frankie" plays} 1527 01:26:50,715 --> 01:26:54,511 ♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫ 1528 01:26:54,552 --> 01:26:58,306 ♫ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♫ 1529 01:26:58,348 --> 01:27:01,768 ♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫ 1530 01:27:01,810 --> 01:27:04,854 ♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫ 1531 01:27:04,896 --> 01:27:07,816 (vocalizing) 1532 01:27:07,857 --> 01:27:14,614 ♫ ♫ 1533 01:27:34,759 --> 01:27:38,388 ♫ Born with devotion ♫ 1534 01:27:38,430 --> 01:27:42,559 ♫ Pushed into motion, God, don't stop ♫ 1535 01:27:42,600 --> 01:27:49,399 ♫ ♫ 1536 01:27:49,441 --> 01:27:53,695 ♫ Making it harder ♫ 1537 01:27:53,737 --> 01:27:59,075 ♫ Ooh, all the time ♫ 1538 01:27:59,117 --> 01:28:04,080 ♫ ♫ 1539 01:28:04,122 --> 01:28:07,792 ♫ Just wanna move to Virginia ♫ 1540 01:28:07,834 --> 01:28:12,005 ♫ Get a dog and a house with a human name ♫ 1541 01:28:12,047 --> 01:28:19,012 ♫ ♫ 1542 01:28:19,054 --> 01:28:22,599 ♫ Call me Linda Tomorrow ♫ 1543 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:26,895 ♫ Give me something to dance to in 6/8 ♫ 1544 01:28:26,936 --> 01:28:33,818 ♫ ♫ 1545 01:28:33,860 --> 01:28:37,822 ♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫ 1546 01:28:37,864 --> 01:28:41,618 ♫ Under the lights of the TVA ♫ 1547 01:28:41,659 --> 01:28:45,455 ♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫ 1548 01:28:45,497 --> 01:28:48,208 ♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫ 1549 01:28:48,249 --> 01:28:51,211 (vocalizing) 1550 01:28:51,252 --> 01:28:58,385 ♫ ♫ 1551 01:29:33,503 --> 01:29:37,048 ♫ Wait for the break when we get some rain ♫ 1552 01:29:37,090 --> 01:29:40,719 ♫ Swim in the creeks that the New Deal laid ♫ 1553 01:29:40,760 --> 01:29:44,431 ♫ Can't break even but can't complain ♫ 1554 01:29:44,472 --> 01:29:47,600 ♫ Pushed right back to try it again ♫ 1555 01:29:47,642 --> 01:29:49,644 (vocalizing) 1556 01:29:49,686 --> 01:29:53,356 ♫ They get you to give it up ♫ 1557 01:29:53,398 --> 01:29:56,985 ♫ They want you to give ♫ 1558 01:29:57,027 --> 01:30:00,780 ♫ They get you to give it up ♫ 1559 01:30:00,822 --> 01:30:02,407 ♫ They want you to ♫ 1560 01:30:08,246 --> 01:30:11,166 (mellow electronic music) 1561 01:30:11,207 --> 01:30:18,340 ♫ ♫ 116749

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