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Mountains.
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Empty road.
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More empty road.
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Empty road with tractor.
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Mailboxes.
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House with satellite dish.
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Youth centre backyard.
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Stupid sheep.
Stupid hay bales.
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Stupid trampoline girls.
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Welcome to Skoddeheimen.
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TURN ME ON, GODDAMMIT
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Oh, hallelujah!
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You should see
how stiff and huge my dick is.
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Big, warm, strong and...
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Simply glorious. Would you like me
to get inside you?
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I just want to get
inside you and let it go.
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Jeez, am I ever hard.
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Are you getting there?
Well, this is it.
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I'm officially about to come.
What about you?
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Hello?
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-Alma?
-In the kitchen.
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-Hi, darling. How was school today?
-As usual.
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-What about you?
-Not quite as usual.
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A local news crew came to see us.
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My boss at the turnip plant
won them over with his charm.
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Why's the phone on the floor?
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-Hi, Alma.
-Hi, Artur.
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-Nice dog.
-Bingo.
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Mind if I join you?
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At night I dream that Artur
climbs in through my window.
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He looks tenderly at me.
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He leads me to the bed.
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He carefully lays me down.
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He pulls up my nightgown
and caresses me with warm hands.
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He lies down beside me,
holds me close.
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Stays there until morning.
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-I'm heading this way.
-Okay.
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You going to the party?
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-Yeah.
-Cool.
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-Sorry.
-Smoking isn't healthy.
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No, it's damn unhealthy.
But it calms me down.
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-I'm serious. We don't have all day.
-You're right.
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-What about him?
-Perfect.
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-Excuse me? Hi.
-Hi.
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I was going to buy beer,
but forgot my ID at home.
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What a pity.
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-He was all right.
-Well, maybe.
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Hurry. The bus.
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-Do you have to? Every time?
-Yeah.
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-Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking?
-Hi, it's Alma.
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Alma? Jeez, I was worried.
You just vanished. What happened?
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-Mom came home.
-Oh dear.
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-She didn't get it.
-Well, that's good.
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-Just so you know. Call you later.
-Please do, Alma.
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-What do you think?
-Pretty neat.
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-Jogging reduces sick leave.
-It that a problem?
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It could become one.
You never know.
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In any case, it's a good idea
to stay in shape.
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Bye.
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-Hi, Magda.
-Hi.
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Artur's going to the party.
I've bought a new dress.
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I had my doubts.
Then Maria came in and said:
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I think you look hot.
Buy it.
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Maria's cool. My best friends' big
sister. Studies sociology in Oslo.
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She said, "Come and visit me.
Bring Artur along."
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Then she winked slyly.
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"Hi, Artur."
"Hi, Alma."
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"Wanna step outside?"
"Okay."
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We run through the forest.
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Artur looks at me.
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He says we're alike,
and belong together.
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He takes my hand in his.
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And we're one.
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-Leaving already?
-Can't stay too long.
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Behave at the party. Don't drink
until you puke or get pregnant. Okay?
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All right. Bye, Maria.
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She's having a blast in Oslo.
Parties, concerts, cool roommates.
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While we're here,
locked up, oppressed.
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-Take it easy.
-I'm sick of this hole.
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-I'm so done with it. I'm leaving.
-So where are you gonna go?
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To Texas, to work to abolish
capital punishment.
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-How?
-Raising awareness.
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Like, daily demos
outside the courtrooms.
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-Good luck.
-You wanna spend your life here?
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Be a shop clerk,
party on until you turn gray?
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-I'll get an education later.
-In what?
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Master of stacking
and bachelor of price tagging?
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There's Artur.
He plays guitar in the choir band.
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-And I'm singing solo. Hi!
-Hi, Artur.
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All men are potential rapists.
They can do it if they want.
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-But don't.
-They have the gear.
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-Relax, will you?
-I'm relaxed.
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This singer's a fascist.
He's always been.
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-As if.
-It's true.
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-Ready to step outside?
-No.
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-I'll wait a bit.
-Me too.
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-Why the big smile?
-He poked me with his dick. Artur.
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-Artur.
-He poked you with his dick?
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-What do you mean?
-I was outside. Artur came.
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He stood beside me, opened
his fly and got out his boner.
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He pushed it against my thigh.
Like this.
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-You sure it was his dick?
-Yeah.
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-I was just catching some fresh air.
-Listen to yourself!
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It's like... Hello, Alma! "He poked
me with his dick!" Get real.
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-You know what Alma just said?
-I need a smoke.
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-That you poked her with your dick.
-Thanks a lot, Alma.
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But... He did poke me with his dick.
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Well, I've seen enough boners
to know they'd shrink around you.
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So off the mark.
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Alma, are you awake?
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Yeah.
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-May I come in?
-No.
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Alma, you're much
too young to drink beer.
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-I'm almost 16.
-Alma, please...
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Please what?
Please turn 16, or please don't?
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-You know what I mean.
-I've got a fever.
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I won't allow it in any case.
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Alma home?
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-Morning, Alma.
-Hi.
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What happened yesterday
outside the youth centre?
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I don't remember. I was drunk.
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Aren't you afraid I'll infect you?
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I'm gonna take off my pants.
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You're gonna go down on me,
then I'll go down on you. Okay?
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Artur came by. He fucked me.
He loved it.
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But I want more. I want more.
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Touch them.
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Oh yes, Alma.
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Now go down on me, or
I'll hammer your head in.
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Get me a hammer. Now!
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Hello?
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Everyone knows what you said.
Nobody wants to talk to you.
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Ingrid came to see me.
She took out her lip gloss.
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I wanted a hammer inside me.
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I got up. Brushed against her
with my tit. She screamed:
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-God damn it!
-And left.
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My personal hell just broke loose.
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Alma! We've overslept.
Get up! I'll drive you.
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I'm really sorry.
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Have a nice day.
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Let me see.
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"Anyone poked you with..."
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Silence.
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Day 1: The note.
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Day 2: Me and the garbage bin.
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Day 3...
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"Dick-Alma".
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Mission outcast accomplished.
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-I want a hash cigarette.
-A hash cigarette?
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-Yes please.
-All right.
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We'll fix it during the lunch break.
Hundred kroner. Okay?
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Has anyone poked Alma
with his dick lately?
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Does anyone want to smoke this
with me? Artur, what about you?
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Huh?
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That day, Artur walked me home
from the bus stop. He said:
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I don't really like the sisters,
at least not the blond one, Ingrid.
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-I think she's stupid.
-You do?
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I really like you, Alma. But it's
so hard to express what I feel.
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You're so...
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-Unpopular.
-That's right.
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From now on it's us.
I'll always defend you.
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It's too late. I'm moving
to New York to become a model.
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But...
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What's that?
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We hurry home.
Mom's not there.
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We jump into her bed,
tear off our clothes and have sex.
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Then we smoke the hash cigarette.
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Artur blows smoke rings like a pro.
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I turn soft.
Artur turns hard.
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Then we keep having sex
until sunrise.
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Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma!
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-Where have you been?
-The mailbox at the grocery store.
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All right.
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It seems impossible, but you can
feel his stench all the way up here.
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Time for a break soon.
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Ingrid will apply more lip gloss.
Then she'll approach Artur and say:
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"You gotta see this." She'll pull
him into the broom closet.
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Let him fondle her big, fat tits.
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They kiss, agree
to marry and have brats.
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Goddamn choir slut.
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Good enough?
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Hi.
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-Cool jacket.
-Thanks.
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This sucks big time.
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I know. Hopeless.
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-What is it?
-Feel the smell?
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-No.
-Hash.
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-It stinks of hash. My jacket.
-The only stench here is of sweat.
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-No, it's hash. I promise.
-Very well.
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-I'm not crazy.
-Surely not.
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-Hi, Kjartan.
-Hello, Saralou.
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-Why are you looking at me?
-Sorry. I'm stoned.
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-You want some? I've got more.
-No thanks.
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Maybe some other time?
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I'm not into that shit.
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-Goodbye.
-Bye, Saralou.
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6374 kroner?!
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What's this? "Service number"?
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00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:48,239
Alma, have you been calling
this service number?
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It's phone sex.
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-Phone sex?
-Relax.
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-I'll pay for it.
-But you don't have a job.
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00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,719
Maybe Sebjørn
needs help at the store?
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Right.
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We'll call him.
Promise not to do it again. Deal?
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Deal. Don't say
I need it to pay for phone sex.
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-Don't be so direct.
-Phone sex!
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-Alma! Service number.
-Phone sex, damn it!
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Phone sex!
Your sick daughter needs phone sex!
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00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:35,279
-I'm dialling.
-Don't say it.
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We'll see.
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-Did you tell him?
-No.
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You can start...
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You can start tomorrow.
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Just tell me one thing, Alma. Why on
earth did you call a service number?
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Because I'm horny.
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I think I need to be alone now.
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-This your hideout?
-Yeah.
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"He poked me with his dick."
Well put.
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A classic.
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You didn't worry about
the consequences?
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-Nope.
-What's it like?
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I wanna do like this and scream.
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-Then do it.
-Just did. Felt like a fool.
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I've never been in love.
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Not that I wanna be.
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-Not until I'm far away from here.
-Why not?
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-I'd end up a housewife.
-Is that what happens?
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Correct.
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Mom was gonna study in Bergen.
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She met dad. End of story.
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I can hang with you here,
but not at school. Okay?
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Okay.
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00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:39,639
-Hello?
-Hi, it's Stig.
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This is your monthly bonus call.
Are you ready?
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-Yes.
-We're in a metropolis. New York.
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It's evening. It's raining,
pouring down outside the UN.
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I come in through the entrance, run
to the elevator. Are you with me?
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You're there, in a suit skirt.
You gaze hungrily at me.
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I feel my dick growing, a huge
tower building up. I open my zipper.
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You look at my dick. It's even
bigger now. I lift up your skirt.
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-My suit skirt?
-I find the way, thrust into America.
243
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,599
You're dripping wet, so...
244
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,439
Alma?
245
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:53,999
Dinnertime!
246
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:08,319
Eating alone wasn't much fun.
247
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:13,239
It didn't taste good.
We can eat dinner together tomorrow.
248
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,999
Hurray for that.
It's rubbish anyway.
249
00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:19,959
-What?
-It tastes like shit.
250
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,079
After "bag", say "receipt".
251
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,799
If they say "yes", just...
252
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:38,639
-There. Super simple, right?
-Yeah.
253
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,639
It's always quiet this time of day.
254
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,999
Before the rush.
255
00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:19,559
-Boring?
-Yeah, a bit.
256
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,679
You know what we'll do now?
257
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,439
Close the store.
258
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,919
Then we'll go to the back and...
259
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:40,319
All night.
260
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,439
You're so hot.
261
00:34:46,720 --> 00:34:48,879
You have no idea.
262
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,879
Alma.
263
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:16,679
Hello? Hello?
264
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:28,679
39.50.
265
00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:45,679
I was bored,
so I tried riding a roll of coins.
266
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,519
Then Sebjørn
turned up in my fantasy.
267
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:53,159
What's the matter with me?
268
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,439
And Artur simply left.
269
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,199
Why can't he just admit it?
270
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,359
-Why can't you admit it?
-Jeez, you're sick.
271
00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,799
But you did it.
Yes, you did it! You did it!
272
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:19,559
Ouch. Huge ouch.
273
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,159
-Not good. Pull yourself together.
-Go fuck yourself.
274
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:30,159
-That's no way to address a teacher.
-Fine, spongeface.
275
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:43,279
People? My birthday's next week.
I'm having a party.
276
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,879
Here you go.
277
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,239
No.
278
00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:01,239
-Why not?
-That's just how it is.
279
00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,359
-How are things at school?
-Fine.
280
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:29,159
-That's good.
-Really.
281
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:37,879
Well, I'll go complete the orders.
282
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:48,159
I bet mom's ecstatic that
I'm working two evenings a week.
283
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:52,399
She can barely stand
looking at me anymore.
284
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,159
She tries. I mean, she's my mom.
285
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,479
But she can't stand it.
286
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,679
She knows I'm horny.
It grosses her out.
287
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,519
Maybe she's heard me.
288
00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:17,559
Artur!
289
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,679
I can see it in her face.
290
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,439
She's guaranteed heard me.
291
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:40,159
Little raisin.
292
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,919
-Saralou!
-Kjartan, hi.
293
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:56,079
-I've written you a poem.
-A poem?
294
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,679
Beautiful.
295
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:21,079
Why don't you want to be with me?
296
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:28,239
Because I don't follow the social
norm of showers and deodorants?
297
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,519
-That's not it.
-My pitiful moustache?
298
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,399
-No.
-Then what?
299
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:39,719
I wanna get out of here.
Away from Skoddeheimen.
300
00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:45,039
The day I turn 16, I'll get a moped.
Then we can leave at once.
301
00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:49,679
-Where do you wanna go?
-Texas. Abolish capital punishment.
302
00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:52,399
-Important issue.
-Very.
303
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:05,919
You know, I like the way you smell.
304
00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,439
Rank, but real.
305
00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:12,199
Could you dust the magazine shelf?
I'll pay you an extra half hour.
306
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:15,199
-Of course.
-Super.
307
00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:17,759
Thanks a lot.
308
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:24,079
He bikes off with his bike helmet.
When he gets home, -
309
00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:28,479
- he asks Ingrid why
she's stopped seeing Alma.
310
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:31,199
"You used to be inseparable."
311
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,599
"Haven't you heard?"
"No."
312
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:40,679
"She said Artur poked her
with his dick. She's a pervo."
313
00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:44,279
Sebjørn is speechless.
314
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,759
I have to cut this out.
315
00:42:06,920 --> 00:42:10,639
-Pull myself together. Behave.
-Smart.
316
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:28,559
-Well, cheers.
-Cheers.
317
00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,759
-By the way, I'm in love.
-No?!
318
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,319
-Big crisis.
-But that's great!
319
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:50,199
-I must be cold, hard, let it pass.
-Good plan.
320
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,479
Not really.
321
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,319
-Who's the lucky guy?
-Kjartan.
322
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:01,719
-Sara and Kjartan.
-God damn it.
323
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:06,679
-Lousy town!
-Shitty store!
324
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,879
-Stupid republic!
-Crap phone bill!
325
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:13,199
-Asshole American legal system!
-Goddamn choir!
326
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:18,559
Fuck social democracy!
Fuck society! I mean it, damn it!
327
00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,679
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
328
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,399
-I think Artur likes you.
-Oh?
329
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,999
Yeah, I'm almost certain.
330
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,479
-Why do you think so?
-Well, I dunno.
331
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,359
-I just think so.
-You do?
332
00:43:37,520 --> 00:43:42,359
Yeah. Imagine.
Me dating Kjartan. You dating Artur.
333
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:45,999
-We could go on a double date.
-Fine by me.
334
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:10,719
Hello? Oh hi, Sebjørn.
335
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:15,639
A porn mag?
336
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:22,079
Listen, there's something
abnormal about Alma.
337
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:26,999
So... Could you give her
one more chance, please?
338
00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,239
Thank you so much.
339
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:38,839
Porn? You really want to support
such a vile business?
340
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:42,039
-You're grounded. Go to your room.
-Fine.
341
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:02,399
-Again?
-We've got regular days now.
342
00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:08,679
Tuesdays and Thursdays. It's very
popular. You're still grounded.
343
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:12,159
-I'm thirsty.
-All right.
344
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,159
I'm using the safety lock.
345
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,919
Alma Solheimslid.
346
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:45,599
16 years old in three months.
An outcast, shunned by everyone.
347
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:51,519
Because I said Artur poked me
with his dick. He just said:
348
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,919
Thanks a lot, Alma.
349
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,639
Well, thanks the same, Artur.
350
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:15,399
-Alma, are you here?
-I'm here.
351
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:17,879
Good. I've got a plan.
352
00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:27,399
-Don't cry when I can't comfort you.
-I'm not crying.
353
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,519
Good.
354
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,439
I think it's time
you had a word with Artur.
355
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,599
-I don't know.
-Maybe you'll get your life back?
356
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:52,319
-You going to Kari's party?
-Think so.
357
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:57,199
It's certain to be boring.
She's so anal.
358
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,359
Yeah.
359
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:16,679
-You gonna start coughing?
-I know you met Alma.
360
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,879
I followed you. You were going to the
mailbox. I saw you in the bus shed.
361
00:48:22,040 --> 00:48:27,359
I asked myself why they never wrote
back. Checked your desk drawer.
362
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,959
Full of unsent letters. So who's
Sebjørn's "radical" daughter?
363
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:36,799
-A disloyal, pathetic hypocrite.
-Alma never did anything wrong.
364
00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:41,359
-Except lying.
-What if it's Artur who's lying?
365
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,639
-No. He tried to kiss me yesterday.
-Right.
366
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,439
-It's true!
-I'm sick of this.
367
00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,879
I'm going to talk to Alma
at school on Monday.
368
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,519
Hello? Aren't we going to a party?!
369
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:04,359
Wild Wet Dreams, Stig speaking?
370
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,919
-It's Alma.
-Hi!
371
00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:11,279
It's been a while. Enough to suspect
you got lucky. Am I right?
372
00:50:11,440 --> 00:50:14,439
-I'm afraid not.
-Ready to get it on?
373
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,079
I'm not in the mood.
374
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:22,359
-Is it Artur? Doesn't he want you?
-No. Nobody wants me.
375
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,999
Sure they do! There's always
someone out there.
376
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:29,759
-Talking about yourself?
-Nope.
377
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:34,359
I've got enough to cope with.
But think, Alma.
378
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:39,799
There must be someone you can
talk to, someone who understands you.
379
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:45,919
Maybe. I'm not sure.
380
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:50,679
Well, then there's just
one thing that helps.
381
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:52,879
-What?
-Booze.
382
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:58,639
Sara writes letters to prisoners
on death row. Ingrid's a soloist.
383
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:02,359
Maria is having a great time in Oslo.
384
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,439
How are things with Alma?
385
00:51:05,600 --> 00:51:07,559
Well...
386
00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:13,399
I feel bad, saying this about
my own daughter, but...
387
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:17,079
I hate it.
She only thinks about one thing:
388
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:21,719
Sex. She calls sex hotlines
and steals porn magazines.
389
00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:27,079
And I've heard her many times.
I'm so embarrassed.
390
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,559
-I don't know what to do.
-Poor thing.
391
00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:38,039
-Have you never heard yours?
-No.
392
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,039
-Hello?
-Hi, you prick.
393
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,159
-We belong together.
-You're sick.
394
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:35,759
Come here.
395
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:42,079
-You poked me with your dick.
-I didn't.
396
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:45,879
-You did. You did.
-No, Alma.
397
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:49,479
-You poked me with your dick!
-Okay. Fine.
398
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:55,959
-I thought it meant something.
-It didn't.
399
00:52:56,120 --> 00:52:58,999
-My life's ruined.
-I know, but...
400
00:52:59,200 --> 00:53:03,799
-So I should admit it to everyone?
-That would be nice.
401
00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:06,999
-No way.
-We belong together.
402
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,399
We have to be together.
403
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,759
Alma...
404
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:24,479
I already have a girlfriend.
405
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:27,159
Turid. From Stavanger.
406
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,559
We met at the Choirival last year.
407
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:39,079
-The Choirival?
-It's a festival for Ten Sing choirs.
408
00:53:45,800 --> 00:53:47,759
Sorry.
409
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,799
-Oslo?
-Yeah.
410
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,999
Hop in.
411
00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:21,159
Hey? Come on.
412
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,359
We're there.
413
00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:57,639
The first recess
is in fifteen minutes.
414
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:03,759
Artur will look
to where I usually stand.
415
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,279
Børre will notice, and say:
416
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:10,439
"Alma's not at school today."
"What do you mean?"
417
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,959
"You have to be strong to take
the kind of shit she's taken."
418
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:17,519
Artur will feel guilty.
419
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:24,519
"She's really kinda cute."
Einar nods his head.
420
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,879
Artur basically agrees.
He's starting to regret.
421
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:31,399
But it's too late.
422
00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:34,319
'Cause I'm never going back.
423
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:44,799
-Hello?
-Is Maria home?
424
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:57,079
-Hi. I'm Elisabeth.
-Alma.
425
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,359
Come in.
426
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:12,759
-Does Maria know you're coming?
-No.
427
00:57:12,920 --> 00:57:16,479
-Because it's a bit early.
-No problem.
428
00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:28,639
You've got a visitor.
429
00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:32,679
-Alma?
-Hi.
430
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,959
What are you doing here?
431
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:41,639
Good morning, sunshine.
432
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,399
Hi.
433
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,439
-Cool jacket.
-Thanks.
434
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:17,279
Are you okay?
435
00:58:18,320 --> 00:58:20,039
Not really.
436
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:28,719
It's pretty stressful these days.
437
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,439
The exams are coming up,
and I'm way behind.
438
00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,479
-We can talk this evening, okay?
-Sure.
439
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,639
Good to see you.
440
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:59,399
Hi, this is Dick-Alma's sex hotline.
Leave a message or fuck off.
441
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:07,479
-Hi, Magda.
-Hi.
442
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:12,759
Sorry to disturb you.
Alma didn't come home last night.
443
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,439
Is that so?
444
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,959
-You haven't seen her?
-No.
445
00:59:19,680 --> 00:59:22,159
Sorry about the curtain.
446
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:25,959
-It was mean.
-It was stupid. Unnecessary.
447
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,199
Imagine, insinuating
that I spy on people.
448
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:33,879
-Of course you don't.
-No, of course not.
449
00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:42,159
So you haven't seen Alma?
450
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,439
Let's see...
451
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:51,759
At around eight yesterday evening,
Alma came out the door.
452
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:56,679
Evidently upset. Gave me the finger.
She walked down the road.
453
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,679
Turned left, probably to see Artur.
454
00:59:59,680 --> 01:00:04,759
Two hours later, at half past ten,
I saw her in the passenger seat -
455
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:09,199
- of a pale blue Volvo.
I assume they drove to town.
456
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:13,359
-She probably hitchhiked to Oslo.
-Jesus! Oslo?
457
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:17,359
You know, her great idol
lives there, Maria.
458
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:21,719
-Sebjørn's eldest daughter.
-Thank you.
459
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:27,839
Well, Alma's been
very much alone here lately.
460
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:32,319
-You know what happened at the party?
-No.
461
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,039
-Who was that?
-Unknown caller.
462
01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:46,839
-Did you run away from home?
-Yeah.
463
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:51,399
-Why?
-Alma doesn't have to tell everyone.
464
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:54,199
-It's okay.
-Let's hear it.
465
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:04,719
Right, about six weeks ago, there
was a party at the youth centre.
466
01:01:04,880 --> 01:01:06,719
Everything was normal.
467
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:11,959
Then I went out for a beer.
Artur came and stood beside me.
468
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:17,479
We stood there. Suddenly, out
of the blue, he unzipped his fly -
469
01:01:17,640 --> 01:01:22,799
- and took out his dick, erected,
and poked it against my thigh.
470
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:26,279
-You must be kidding.
-I'm not.
471
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:29,919
I was like,
"He poked me with his dick!"
472
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:34,279
Nobody believed me.
Artur denied it, of course.
473
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:38,439
It wasn't very popular.
'Cause someone else likes Artur -
474
01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:44,279
- more than normal, and she made
the whole region think I was mental.
475
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:48,719
Nobody talks to me at school.
They call me "Dick-Alma".
476
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,719
Shit.
477
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:55,399
So I hitchhiked here.
478
01:02:02,200 --> 01:02:07,679
There's nothing wrong with you, Alma.
Nothing at all.
479
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:12,719
If you ask me, this Artur guy
has the hots for you.
480
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:16,399
I mean, you don't just poke
your dick at anyone.
481
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,839
-Cheers.
-Here's to you, Alma.
482
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:27,679
Forget Artur.
483
01:02:30,880 --> 01:02:33,999
Dick-Alma, Dick-Alma, -
484
01:02:34,200 --> 01:02:36,879
- where did you go?
485
01:02:37,040 --> 01:02:39,639
Queen of the night.
486
01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:44,079
Something went wrong,
but now you're in the city, -
487
01:02:44,280 --> 01:02:47,639
- everything feels all right.
488
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,199
You smile so lovely, -
489
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:54,559
- you're the one I want,
you're Dick-Alma.
490
01:03:08,280 --> 01:03:13,639
I mean, damn it, you're Dick-Alma!
491
01:03:20,040 --> 01:03:23,759
Let the dorks eat shit.
Dick-Alma rules!
492
01:04:05,880 --> 01:04:07,919
"Little raisin"!
493
01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:14,239
Hey, you have to answer it.
494
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:20,479
Hi, this is Alma's phone.
495
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:24,599
She's here.
496
01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:50,439
My boss gave me a week off
for the fall vacation.
497
01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,279
We're going to Paris!
498
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,719
Really?
499
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,919
Cool!
500
01:06:13,200 --> 01:06:15,159
The turnip plant boss?
501
01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,999
Hi.
502
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:22,439
-Arild.
-Alma.
503
01:06:22,600 --> 01:06:24,639
Nice.
504
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,199
Bye.
505
01:06:46,960 --> 01:06:50,079
Artur?
What are you doing here?
506
01:06:50,280 --> 01:06:52,479
Can you come down?
507
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,239
Hi.
508
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,519
I lied to you the other day.
509
01:07:06,680 --> 01:07:11,679
-Saying it didn't mean anything.
-It's okay. What's done is done.
510
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:14,079
But...
511
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,759
-Yes?
-I think I'm in love with you.
512
01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:23,359
Artur, stop it. You had your shot,
and boy did you blow it.
513
01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:25,759
Guitar player or not.
514
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:29,399
-We're two of a kind. Alike.
-I'm no coward.
515
01:07:31,960 --> 01:07:35,079
-No.
-Goodbye, Artur.
516
01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:21,479
Hi.
517
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:26,199
-Our hitchhiker?
-Your sister says hello.
518
01:08:26,360 --> 01:08:28,399
Cool.
519
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,759
What happened, Ingrid?
520
01:08:50,920 --> 01:08:54,359
-Lip gloss overdose.
-Oh dear.
521
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,359
I POKED ALMA WITH MY DICK
522
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:23,639
So you're Artur?
523
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,759
Yeah.
524
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:37,719
Mommy?
525
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:40,079
Can Artur sleep over?
526
01:09:40,280 --> 01:09:42,719
No.
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