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Sir, you're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show holy light.
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You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at last.
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Don't go away.
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Though I'm revealing Heaven's secret
and will suffer,
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it's just my destiny.
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Even if it is more risky,
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I have to tell your whole fortune.
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Sir...
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An Assorted Noodle, please.
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Since the noodle hasn't been rinsed in
cold water, so it tastes alkaline.
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And the Fish Balls are tasteless too.
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You cook them as Curry Fish Ball
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in order to cover this drawback.
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But it's naive for you to do all this.
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As the woking time was not long enough.
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The curry favour only stays outside,
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the soup washes the taste away.
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The Curry Fish Ball
now becomes tasteless,
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neither fish nor curry.
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What a failure!
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You haven't selected the turnip,
too much fibre, failure.
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The pig skin are overcooked, failure.
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The pig blood is too soft,
a failure too.
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This pig colon is the worst.
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It's not properly washed,
you can find shit inside, how come?
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Hey, shit!
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Hey, shit, hey.
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Hey, shit.
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Just rub it away.
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How about I promote that:
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We can find shit in your food?
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Nothing special.
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This is Assorted Noodle!
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$23.
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You give me?
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You'd better give me $30
for me to see a doctor.
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Please respect me,
at least I'm "God of Cookery"
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"God of Cookery"?
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"God of Cookery".
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You're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show holy light.
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You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at last.
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I'm pretty famous in this district,
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you needn't say, Bitch.
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Hey, I'm only making a living,
you needn't hurt me by saying so.
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Bitch.
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Bastard.
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Bitch...
Bastard...
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Competition of Supreme Chef of HK
is now starting.
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Let's have the honour of our judge
tonight, "God of Cookery".
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"God of Cookery"
will taste our first entry.
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"King's Fired Rice" prepared by
Tai Long from Lung Fung Restaurant.
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Good, you manage to steam the rice
stuffed inside a shrimp...
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...and seasoned by First Class
abalone juice, then fry with bird nest.
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At first glance,
this is common fried rice.
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But in fact,
it shows highest techniques,
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you deserve being
called the "King of Frying".
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However, they vaporised water
made the rice too soft.
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You've ignored the most
basic technique of frying rice.
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You must use over-night rice
for frying rice, "the King of Frying".
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Your rank: Zero!
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The next entry is "Multi-fish"
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cooked by Lau Sam of Kam Kong Restaurant.
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The ingredients include somei,
garoupa and three other fish,
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then reshape as a whole fish,
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one side to be steamed
and other to be deep-fried.
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Each kind of fish receives two favours,
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and altogether with
ten different favours.
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This fish is really...
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...lt's like being radiated,
I just want to vomit.
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Ask me to eat? Your rank:
Zero, go home and review yourself.
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I...
You're too dummy.
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Not dummy, you've made extra fish.
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You... you've made extra fish.
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The next entry is "Golden Robe"
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by Chan Tung of Royal Restaurant.
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This vegetarian dish
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shows the cutting techniques.
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How long did you spend
in carving the bean curd?
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One whole day.
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But you know it's become pungent,
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can't you smell that?
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Yes, I do.
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But this dish mainly
shows my fast carring skills.
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Please show us your left hand.
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And now your middle finger.
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You've cut your finger, Fast Chopper.
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Terrific!
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Now the remaining entry
is "Secret Roast Goose"
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by Yeung Chun Tin
of Five Rams Restaurant.
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It's seems he'll surely
get the championship title.
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It's already cold,
your rank: Zero, Finish.
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Hold it.
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Since it's called "Secret Roast Goose",
there must be some secret.
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In fact, we only eat
the paddy bird inside.
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Those paddy birds have absorbed
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the favour of the goose,
and be keeping warm.
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It's perfect to eat them now.
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I've taken every details into account.
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"God of Cookery",
you have nothing to complain now?
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Great! The Supreme Cook
of HK is born now.
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Hold it.
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His rank is still zero.
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What?
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No way.
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Why?
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It's too ugly.
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Impossible, I've specially
selected the paddy birds.
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They're all pretty and tasty.
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I don't mean the paddy birds,
I mean you.
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I'm ugly?
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What has it got to do
with my appearance?
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Sure, how can I have appetite
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when I see you appearance?
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Therefore I dare not look at you.
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But it's not a fault being ugly.
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Sure, being a chef,
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you must be considerate for the guests.
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Even female stars in porn movies must
get plastic surgery on their busts.
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Though you have potential,
you need a surgery on you face first.
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Please open his hands.
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I never expected "God of Cookery"
is so demanding.
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Then how can we make
a totally perfect dish?
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When talking about cooking,
we count on one word...
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This Rainbow with Flowers
is my dessert for you tonight
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...and the word is: Heart.
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Right, we must rely on our heart
to make the perfect dish.
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Very delicious.
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He's proud, but humble
at the same time.
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He tries not to be famous,
but is admired by everybody.
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He's made good use of fire,
the gift to human from God.
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He can make the super dishes,
real art of fire.
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Is he a fairy from heavens?
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Or is he satan from hell?
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No one will know.
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But one thing is sure,
everyone addresses him as:
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"God of Cookery"
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You only need to mention
I'm fairy from heavens.
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Why say I'm Satan from hell?
Is hell related with me?
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I wound like to add
a little bit mystery to you.
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You meant to?
Have you considered me?
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A Little Bit mystery? Damn you!
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A darkened screen with a spotlight on you
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such that you look like a ghost.
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Do you think this
is not mystery enough?
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I'm not shooing horrible movies, man.
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But the Director wants that.
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Hire an assassin to kill that Director
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and then you.
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With such a rubbish Director,
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and such a lousy MC as you.
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You both conspire to play me a fool.
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Are you playing me a fool?
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Sorry, I guarantee to write
the script properly next time.
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Rubbish, you are useless guy.
I'll go and amend it at once.
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Remember, you're no more than rubbish,
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roll back home instantly.
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My dear fellows.
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You've all done a hard job.
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We should
It's our duty...
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Mr. Tai.
We all understand that,"God of Cookery".
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It's my pleasure... Mr. Lau, thanks...
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I learn a lot from you.
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I should do this
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You've made extra fish, you...
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How long have you practised?
Extra fish.
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Just tell us if you need any help.
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Sure I will...
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Thanks for your commission.
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You know you've taken my commission?
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You know you've take my money, right?
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Then you shouldn't shout
that out loudly there.
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I'm so absorbed that I've announced it.
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Mr. Yeung, shouting
doesn't mean good acting.
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You did shout that "very Delicious"
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ironically and pejoratively.
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Even a blind knows you're only acting.
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I was sucking with your acrylic
and dioxide solution.
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Of course the acrylic
and dioxide solution,
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otherwise I couldn't write that out.
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You should know this stuff well.
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This is really hard chore, this stuff.
Sure this is
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you're to take up this hard chore
how dare you challenge me?
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You think you're really capable?
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If you're capable,
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you'll be standing in my position
right now, you are so foolish.
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If you get on my nerves,
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I'll kick you down there.
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I'll hang up your dead body
in Statue Square...
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Suck these cigarettes ends
and say "Very Delicious"
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Say, until I ask you to stop.
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Boss... Sorry to bother you,
we would like to leave now.
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Good..., sorry to bother you, Thanks.
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Your share has risen,
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why didn't you inform me?
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Has it?
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I really don't know, I swear,
I don't know that myself.
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Let's talk business first,
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I have a new product.
I want to make use of your fame.
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I'll see if we can co-operate.
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"Instant Cup Noodle".
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Maggie.
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There are 53 kinds of
instant Cup Noodle in the market,
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with a annual sale figure
of $1.3 billion,
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cup noodle get a share of 33% .
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Very keen competition indeed.
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Good packaging.
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My nephew in charge of it,
he admires you much.
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Richard, greet Mr. Stephen.
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Mr. Stephen.
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Richard, you must have
got higher level education.
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Har... Harvard University of US... A
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Har... Harvard University of US... A
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and Cam... Cambridge University.
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Cam... Cambridge University.
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Double master degrees.
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Let me explain
the design of this product.
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What do you want to do?
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Why do you come here?
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Go on speaking there,
you are not to stand here.
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Where's you homeland?
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Chiu Chow.
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Dame you, (Chiu Chow Style)
Do you know any basic manner?
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You said you have Master degree?
Is bastard degree, more appropriate?
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Why are you going that side?
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He called you a bastard, do you hear?
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OK, don't scare the youngster.
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If I don't teach him, who will?
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Keep calm, don't tremble.
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Be good, smile.
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The Fish Balls seem a bit lousy.
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They not elastic at all.
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Why must they be elastic inside
the stomach? It's not Ping-Pong game.
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Why not for Ping-Pong game?
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So they're pretty elastic after all.
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Come on, drink it, ass-hole.
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Ass-hole.
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You can come any time
if you have interest,
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I'll try my best to help you.
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I'll do whatever I can to help you.
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Good brother
Buddy.
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Really good buddies?
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You must help me.
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I count on you, let's cheers.
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I've got good bargain beef,
call this number if you want it.
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But why don't you
give me benefits on abalone?
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Excuse me, give way...
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Sorry to bother you.
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I'm Bull Tong,
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graduate of Chinese Cookery Academy.
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I can cook delicious dishes.
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Right, good cooks always
result being as beggars.
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You've hired so many rubbish, no way.
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Don't you know him?
Isn't he your staff?
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Fat Bull, which department
you come from?
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I am just a passing by.
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What?
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I do admire you, "God of Cookery".
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00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,040
I just wonder
259
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,680
if you would give me a chance.
260
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,840
Maybe you can hire me as an assistant.
261
00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:11,520
Damn you!
262
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:12,880
Security.
What do you want?
263
00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,720
Catch him?
I didn't say that.
264
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:17,960
You really want to follow me?
265
00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:20,160
Yes, you can ask me
to do whatever you like.
266
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,080
Go for a hard excretion
in front of the lift now.
267
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:47,080
This fatty is hard-working.
268
00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,920
Contact Amy on 41st floor,
tomorrow at 9.
269
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,200
Are you serious?
270
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,240
I like that.
271
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:59,360
Doing whatever
you like proves your power.
272
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,400
Thanks.
273
00:16:03,480 --> 00:16:04,600
I must thank you.
274
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:10,440
What are you doing?
275
00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,720
What's going on?
276
00:16:11,720 --> 00:16:13,960
Boss is dining here, so I've delivered
him a bottle of red wine.
277
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:15,280
He's losing his temper right now.
278
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,600
What wine did you deliver?
279
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,520
He wants one of '82.
280
00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:18,680
This is of '82.
281
00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,160
I deliver him of '83.
282
00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:21,440
Go take this for him at once.
283
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,320
Yes...
284
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:23,520
You go.
285
00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,240
Boss, this bottle is of '82.
286
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,040
Are you hungry?
287
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:56,960
Sit down and eat something.
288
00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:01,440
How come?
289
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:05,680
I'm indeed a kind man,
I don have sympathy.
290
00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:08,160
You can never guess what I'll do next,
go on eating.
291
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,080
How come this now?
292
00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,160
Let me tell you,
293
00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:23,360
you can never guess
what I'll do next, just keep eating.
294
00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,400
Once is enough,
you can't fool me a second time.
295
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,760
I won't let you guess
296
00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:32,280
I want to fool you again, no way.
297
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,080
Yes, I'm really nut.
298
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:44,000
I really can't figure
what you're going to do next.
299
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,040
I've told you a second time already.
300
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,120
If you can guess,
301
00:17:48,120 --> 00:17:49,720
I won't be called "God of Cookery".
302
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:51,760
"God of Cookery" is great.
303
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:53,920
Of course, I'll surely win.
304
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,640
"God of Cookery" is great.
305
00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:02,760
Get some narrow tables
and small chairs,
306
00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,960
so that customers
can't sit comfortably,
307
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,080
and they'll leave
as soon as possible after eating.
308
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,600
Get the thickest straws
and biggest ice-cubes.
309
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,640
Then they can finish the drink fast
and buy another ones.
310
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,280
Are you new-comer?
Don't you need me to teach you?
311
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,320
Not flexible at all, ass-hole.
312
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:15,760
Mr. Chow, the ceremony may begin now.
313
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:16,680
Good, let's begin.
314
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,560
Are you ready?
315
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,360
Yes.
316
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:23,040
Making big money.
317
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:23,880
Congratulations.
318
00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:25,840
Thanks, please serve yourselves
for the snack.
319
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,040
Your branch opens in opposite to
my cafe again,
320
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,360
you respect me so much!
321
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,080
Don't I friendly enough?
322
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,320
Ass-hole
323
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,560
Mr. Chow, congratulations...
324
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,000
Mr. Chow
Thanks... drink more.
325
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,680
A fan will present you with flowers,
then you get on stage...
326
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,560
Who's so clever as to get a fan
to present flowers?
327
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:43,280
We didn't hire her,
she's really your fan.
328
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,120
What?
329
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:45,920
Girl student, nice and gentle,
she's been waiting for you so long.
330
00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:47,680
Has she?
331
00:18:50,360 --> 00:18:51,480
What a coincidence!
332
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,440
What a coincidence!
333
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:57,800
Hey, what a coincidence!
334
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:03,880
Hay... what... what a coincidence!
335
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,200
What a coincidence!
336
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,360
Good bye.
337
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,280
Mr. Chow...
338
00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:46,720
Time to present flowers
339
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:47,560
Yeah, I know.
340
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,840
Can we start now?
I'm waiting for you.
341
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,680
"God of Cookery".
342
00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:01,560
Hey! UFO!
343
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:06,840
Dear guests,
344
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:09,320
the celebration
for the opening of our 50th branch...
345
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,600
...is starting now.
346
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:13,400
We're selected the time, we now invite
God of Kitchen into the kitchen.
347
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,000
Since we have some spare time,
348
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,160
we now introduce a new set course to you.
349
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:21,960
"Deep First Love Gold Silver
Lovers Set Meal"
350
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:25,400
Even Confucius and Jesus said:
First Love is wonderful.
351
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,960
So we select this topic
by using the top ingredients.
352
00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:33,240
The price for the set meal
is $99.9 only.
353
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:36,320
A bonus stamp is issued to every meal,
if you collect 5 bonus stamps,
354
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,800
you can redeem
355
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,680
a "Love Bone pendant"
with the price of $99.9.
356
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,040
As I have blessed for this pendant,
357
00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,960
it really helps those young lovers
in their first love.
358
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,000
It's even more efficacious
with the help of philter.
359
00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,600
Let's have the honour
for "God of Cookery"
360
00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,560
to demonstrate
how to prepare this course.
361
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,160
Thanks, but please excuse
362
00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:58,920
if I don't make a perfect show.
363
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,160
If you can't make a perfect show,
you won't be called "God of Cookery".
364
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,560
Good...
365
00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:11,200
First, we must prepare
a pair of piglets in love.
366
00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,440
We shall drain their blood
without their notification.
367
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:15,800
We then make use of
their blood... pig blood
368
00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,520
...the romantic blood.
369
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,280
What? You feel pity for your species?
370
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:29,280
I then deep fry their skin
until they become golden.
371
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,440
This is pig skin.
372
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:32,720
The true love pig skin.
373
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,520
Just pig skin.
374
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:41,480
I then get the fish meat
375
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:43,680
of "Parisian Baguette".
376
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,800
I'll place it over
Sentimental Indian Curry.
377
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,360
Curry Fish Balls?
378
00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:51,480
Pig blood, pig skin, fish balls,
is their any turnip?
379
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,680
None of your business!
380
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,040
Go to serve the guests.
381
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,040
Of course we need
some long-live-love Korean turnip
382
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,040
and a pig colon.
383
00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:07,040
We then place it on some raw noodle.
384
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,600
Mix all ingredients together,
and there it is, "Assorted Noodle".
385
00:22:10,720 --> 00:22:12,800
You charge $99.9 for this
common noodle? Are you crazy?
386
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,840
But it's not easy to prepare delicious
387
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:17,120
"Assorted Noodle" at all.
388
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:18,960
You know, the simple dish
are hard to prepare.
389
00:22:20,360 --> 00:22:22,520
Just like that.
390
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,960
OK, let me try you
"Assorted Noodle" now.
391
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,760
The Curry Fish Ball are tasteless,
neither is the curry.
392
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,440
The pig skin are overcooked, failure.
393
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:34,880
The pig blood is too soft,
a failure too.
394
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,560
You haven't selected the turnip,
too much fibre, failure.
395
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:42,280
This pig colon is the worst,
396
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:43,360
you can find shit inside.
397
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:44,520
Are you mistaken?
398
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,080
Are you performing talk show?
399
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,920
You are so clever
but go back for a rest.
400
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:51,880
You aren't a conscious businessman.
401
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,320
Security...
402
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,240
I pick up this kind of bone
in the rubbish bin every night.
403
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,880
And you sell it at $100?
404
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,040
I cannot cheat customers
like the way you do.
405
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,320
I won't help you do this any more.
406
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,920
What "God of Cookery" are you?
You know nothing but cheating customer.
407
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,680
Can you really cook?
Can you chop ingredients?
408
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:15,840
Take over, I'll leave now.
409
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,360
He is asking you,
410
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,600
answer him before you leave.
411
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:19,800
What?
412
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,040
Great!
413
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,000
You're not qualified to be called
"God of Cookery".
414
00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,480
I won't argue with you here, shut up.
415
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,840
You aren't even unable of selling
"Assorted Noodle" in the street.
416
00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:32,480
Sorry, you're no longer
a staff of our corporation.
417
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,680
I'll call for police
if you keep bullshit.
418
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,440
Who are you to talk in front of me?
I'm the real "God of Cookery".
419
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:40,040
You're not able to cleaning shoes
for me, bastard.
420
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:42,720
Want to fool me?
421
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,760
I don't fear, come on...
422
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:46,760
I can kill your whole family.
423
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,880
You needn't threaten me.
424
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:50,720
Someone is messing here, no photos.
425
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,080
Dare you take up a chopper
426
00:23:53,320 --> 00:23:54,720
and cook something for us.
427
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:55,840
You mean I can't cook?
428
00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:05,720
Being chef, you don't even have the
strength of holding a chopper.
429
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,560
Let me teach you
430
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:20,400
how to prepare
a bowl of delicious "Assorted Noodle".
431
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,600
You must have the heart to cook.
432
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,240
I'm the real "God of Cookery".
433
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,800
I never know...
I really never know what you do next.
434
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,120
I'm graduate
of Chinese Cookery Academy.
435
00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,520
I can cook very well,
I can really cook.
436
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:29,800
Good cooks always result
being as beggars...
437
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,240
You're great, "God of Cookery".
438
00:25:32,920 --> 00:25:34,600
I'm the real "God of Cookery".
439
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,880
Mr. Chow, more than
50 customers feel sick
440
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,280
after eating beef at your restaurant.
441
00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:51,480
We suspect you use British beef
to serve guests.
442
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,920
We want you to assise us
in our investigation now.
443
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:58,880
I've got good bargain beef,
call this number if you want it.
444
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:56,880
Small chairs and thick straws.
445
00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,560
Big ice-cubes and hot French fries.
446
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,680
So that the kids
get thirsty after eating.
447
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:03,560
You should know this.
Don't you need me to teach you?
448
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:06,880
This will be bad
to the children's health.
449
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:08,720
Besides kicking you,
450
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:10,560
did Stephen Chow
beat you with his fists?
451
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,520
No, he didn't.
452
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,800
It gets on my nerves,
don't force me anymore.
453
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,640
I am a good guy.
454
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Throw him out.
455
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:04,440
You haven't selected the turnip,
too much fibre, failure.
456
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,840
The pig skin are overcooked, failure!
457
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,280
The pig blood is to soft,
a failure too!
458
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:15,880
This pig colon is the worst.
459
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,720
It's not property washed,
you can find shit inside, how come.
460
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,160
This is "Assorted Noodle",
461
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,760
it's not strange to have shit inside.
462
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:22,560
$23 dollars
463
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,520
You pay me?
464
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,320
You'd better pay me $30
for me to see a doctor.
465
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,720
Please respect me,
as least I'm "God of Cookery".
466
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:31,840
"God of Cookery"?
467
00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,120
"God of Cookery"!
468
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:40,840
It's true, I'm not joking.
469
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:47,080
Help me, buddy, even a little bit.
470
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,480
Give me some money, please...
471
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,600
I beg you, please...
472
00:28:57,760 --> 00:28:59,040
Forget it...
473
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,240
Don't hinder us doing business.
474
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,160
OK!
475
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,480
How do you feel?
476
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:08,880
I'm fine...
477
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,240
It's bleeding, shit...
478
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,880
I must really see a doctor this time,
please give me some money?
479
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:20,760
Want to pay me a fool?
No...
480
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:22,560
I'm sorry, brother...
481
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,720
I'll fool on if you insist on it.
No...
482
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,920
Let's be friendly to each other.
483
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,000
Buddies, I'm "God of Cookery",
please give me face.
484
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,480
Sorry... excuse me...
485
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,680
Beat him! Kick him to death!
486
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,200
Dare you do business here?
487
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,600
Cut his hand off
488
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,320
Beat him!
489
00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:51,120
What is it?
490
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:51,920
Nothing.
491
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:52,960
Let me beat him too.
492
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,640
Don't beat anymore...
please...
493
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:55,880
You needn't beg, move...
494
00:29:55,880 --> 00:29:57,000
Just a blow!
Move...
495
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000
May be half blow?
496
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:26,720
Are you hungry?
497
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,520
A little bit.
498
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Want to eat something?
499
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,640
As you like.
500
00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,600
This bowl of rice...
501
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,280
is very delicious.
502
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,400
Hey, help us!
503
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,760
Goosehead, I'm only a woman,
Don't you insult me?
504
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:55,360
I remember Uncle Kwan's assistant
505
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:57,960
chopped on my head...
506
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,280
...but I managed to chop him back,
507
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,040
and they all call me
"Twin Dagger Turkey"!
508
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,160
I've seen everything since I fooled
in Temple Street when I was 12.
509
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,880
You now take this ass-holes
to ruin my place?
510
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,480
You can't scare me!
511
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Turkey, what do you mean?
512
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,360
If I want to ruin you place,
I'll take more guys with me.
513
00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,520
I just want to inform you,
514
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:21,880
all "Pissing Shrimp"
will be ours from now on.
515
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:24,600
Who do you think you are?
516
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,400
I haven't asked you about "Beef ball"!
517
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,760
As you say, just shit!
518
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:32,440
OK, we share "Beef Ball",
I'll take up "Pissing Shrimp"!
519
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,040
We needn't talk about rules then.
520
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,480
I'm setting rules with you now,
521
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,840
we make it 40-60% share.
522
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,960
You 40%, we 60%.
523
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,120
No, you think I'm dummy?
524
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,640
What if we make it 10-90%?
I get 90%, and you 10% .
525
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,680
Don't move!
526
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:55,680
Stand there or I'll chop you, buddy.
527
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,120
Stand property!
528
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,400
Don't fool!
Stand property!
529
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,680
OK, we let you have "Pissing Shrimp",
can you handle?
530
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,040
If we can't, you mean you can?
531
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:07,600
Our "Pissing Shrimp" are so well-known.
532
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,400
We have perfect proportion of chill
and salt,
533
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,840
we change oil every night too...
534
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,280
We guarantee we use fresh oil.
535
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:17,080
We have strong stoves,
and the shrimps are so crispy.
536
00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:20,480
But you spoil the favour.
537
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:22,320
Who is shouting out loudly?
538
00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:25,160
But our boiled "Pissing Shrimps"
are better.
539
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,000
Shit, go make your shit beef balls!
540
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,600
Since you fail to make tasty Beef balls,
you want to take up "Pissing Shrimps".
541
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,080
If you don't make beef balls,
I take over also.
542
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,520
You don't catch the chance we offer you!
543
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,520
Shit,
544
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,080
mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
545
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:39,960
Who is speaking up again?
546
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,720
Who dare to interrupt me?
547
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:44,600
Don't just suspect of my guys,
548
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:45,720
your guys can interrupt too.
549
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,840
My men are well-educated,
they will never interrupt.
550
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:49,080
Won't they!
551
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,560
Each of you speak out: Shit,
mix the"Pissing Shrimps"and Beef Balls
552
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,680
Did that guy say "Shit"?
553
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:57,520
Yes, I have sharp ears.
554
00:33:58,440 --> 00:33:59,480
You say first!
You say first!
555
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:04,160
Me first: Shit, mix the
"Pissing Shrimps" and Beef Balls
556
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,400
No, not you.
557
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,080
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
558
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:10,480
You!
559
00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:12,320
Must I speak it while swaying?
560
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:13,240
As you like.
561
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:15,360
Shit, mix the... sorry...
562
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,240
Go ahead.
563
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,200
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
564
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:22,360
You!
565
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,400
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
566
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,880
What did you say?
567
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:28,000
Fukien dialect.
568
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,800
Fukien dialect? Go home to eat shit!
569
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,520
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"...
570
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:33,240
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
571
00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:34,560
Shit! Beef Balls...
572
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,680
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
573
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,880
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
574
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,280
You!
575
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,400
What are you laughing?
576
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:45,840
Say it.
577
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:50,440
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
578
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,520
You.
579
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,600
Shit mix...
580
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:55,860
You.
581
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,700
Shit, mix the "Pissing Shrimps"
and Beef Balls
582
00:34:57,700 --> 00:34:58,660
Wait.
583
00:34:59,540 --> 00:35:01,020
Say it again.
584
00:35:02,980 --> 00:35:03,980
You!
585
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:06,140
Shit... mix!
586
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,060
Say it clearly.
587
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,300
...mix!
588
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:11,860
Bastard, it's you.
589
00:35:11,860 --> 00:35:13,520
Shit, how can you recognize me?
590
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,740
Your voice is horrible,
I can recognize easily.
591
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,740
Turkey, he's your guy, what do you say?
592
00:35:23,980 --> 00:35:24,980
Give me the knife.
593
00:35:25,380 --> 00:35:27,660
Your bastard, you keep bullshit.
594
00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,100
Which finger you want me to cut off?
595
00:35:31,740 --> 00:35:32,860
The nail, please.
596
00:35:33,100 --> 00:35:33,820
What?
597
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,340
Who dare touch him in my place?
598
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,780
What do you mean?
599
00:35:43,780 --> 00:35:46,820
He's my guy, so I must speak up for him.
600
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:54,060
You mean you don't
follow the rules, beat it.
601
00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:56,260
Bastard!
602
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,300
What is it?
603
00:36:03,380 --> 00:36:04,580
Don't move!
604
00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:11,060
Sister Turkey, I've thought over...
605
00:36:11,340 --> 00:36:14,260
From now on, all "Pissing Shrimps"
and "Beef Balls" belong to you.
606
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,820
Is it OK?
607
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,740
Sorry to bother you.
608
00:36:33,740 --> 00:36:35,180
It's OK, we're buddies.
609
00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:38,260
It's rare to find
a righteous person like you.
610
00:36:38,260 --> 00:36:43,580
Righteous and honesty...
611
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:49,100
...is valuable.
612
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:55,660
I dare to go to hell to fight.
613
00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:04,500
I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies.
614
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:10,780
I'm willing to die for girls.
615
00:37:10,780 --> 00:37:12,020
Good buddies.
616
00:37:12,020 --> 00:37:15,460
My blood is bleeding for love.
617
00:37:15,780 --> 00:37:19,020
I'm prepared to die.
618
00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:26,020
Who dare to challenge me?
619
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,940
"Pissing Beef Balls"?
620
00:38:44,940 --> 00:38:45,860
Right.
621
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:48,100
Why are they so elastic.
622
00:38:48,500 --> 00:38:50,020
As these beef balls
are empty in the inside.
623
00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:53,540
It's like the theory
of air-sole sports shoes.
624
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:55,020
May I try?
625
00:38:55,020 --> 00:38:55,940
Quick.
626
00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:58,140
Very elastic!
627
00:38:58,140 --> 00:38:59,300
Elastic?
Yes, elastic!
628
00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,300
We count on her.
629
00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,100
"Sister Turkey"
has strong wrist strength.
630
00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,380
Only she can make
such perfect beef balls.
631
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:10,340
The beef must undergo 26,800 times
beating and mixing.
632
00:39:10,340 --> 00:39:12,660
But why is it called
"Pissing Beef Balls"?
633
00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:14,260
Try the whole thing and you'll know.
634
00:39:36,860 --> 00:39:40,180
I've never had this experience before.
635
00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:43,780
The freshness of beef
with the sweetness of shrimps.
636
00:39:44,300 --> 00:39:45,900
This combination
637
00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:49,180
even better than royal dishes.
638
00:39:49,820 --> 00:39:53,220
They're even better than
my first love memory.
639
00:39:53,780 --> 00:39:59,460
Looking at the moon which
reminds me thinking of homeland.
640
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:02,220
Good poem...
641
00:40:09,860 --> 00:40:11,540
Are you alright?
642
00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:14,420
This is real good stuff!
643
00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:17,580
I've thought of a name:
Explosive Pissing Beef Balls.
644
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,940
We're going to
make big money this time.
645
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,580
Bullshit! You think I am nuts?
646
00:40:21,580 --> 00:40:23,540
It's not so easy to make money.
647
00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:25,860
I buy him! What should we do next?
648
00:40:26,420 --> 00:40:28,300
We should open our first restaurant
649
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:29,660
and earn our first log of money.
650
00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,340
Then I can buy
a new set of karaoke soon?
651
00:40:34,340 --> 00:40:35,180
Turkey, what you just said is a joke?
652
00:40:35,180 --> 00:40:38,100
We should first buy a flat
to earn the rent, ain't I clever?
653
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:39,540
Sure.
654
00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:42,220
If up to me, I will open more branches.
655
00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:47,060
We can open two, then four,
then eight branches...
656
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:50,260
Then we can become public companies
and collect capital.
657
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:53,300
We can sell shares
and do real estate business, nuts!
658
00:40:53,660 --> 00:40:56,060
We can make a sub-division
in the stock market.
659
00:40:57,300 --> 00:40:59,660
With the dividends,
we needn't work at all.
660
00:41:07,740 --> 00:41:09,340
You're laughing? You know all this?
661
00:41:09,860 --> 00:41:14,060
I don't know but
I find it seems meaningful.
662
00:42:46,500 --> 00:42:48,380
Granny, let me serve you
"Pissing Beef Balls".
663
00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:49,980
You won't piss on your pants
after eating them.
664
00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,660
Very interesting.
665
00:43:21,180 --> 00:43:22,620
They're really free of charge?
666
00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,100
One take away.
667
00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:33,660
We've done
the first transaction already.
668
00:43:33,940 --> 00:43:36,220
We're one step closer
of becoming a public company.
669
00:43:44,700 --> 00:43:46,020
Why haven't you gave me the report yet?
670
00:43:46,300 --> 00:43:47,580
Yes, coming.
671
00:44:10,500 --> 00:44:12,780
He's eating.
672
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:30,260
It's here.
673
00:44:33,860 --> 00:44:36,060
It's free, come in
and eat as much as you can.
674
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:40,700
Not free! What do you mean...
675
00:44:40,700 --> 00:44:41,740
Action!
676
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:03,980
The hottest issue in town is
677
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:06,180
"Averse to food" infecting everyone,
678
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:08,540
but it's been cured by a so called
"Pissing Beef Balls".
679
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,060
It's been selling hot
within a short time.
680
00:45:11,460 --> 00:45:13,340
The inventor of
this "Pissing Beef Balls"
681
00:45:13,340 --> 00:45:15,060
is the man of legend...
682
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,740
Stephen Chow,
683
00:45:16,980 --> 00:45:19,260
the former "God of Cookery".
684
00:45:19,820 --> 00:45:20,940
Stephen Chow,
685
00:45:20,940 --> 00:45:23,100
why are your
"Pissing Beef Balls" so popular?
686
00:45:23,100 --> 00:45:25,300
I think...
it's unfair to ask me this way.
687
00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:27,420
You'd better ask the customers
why they rush to eat it.
688
00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:30,340
Little boy, why do you like eating
"Pissing Beef Balls"?
689
00:45:30,940 --> 00:45:34,140
Since eating "Pissing Beef Balls",
I find myself much cleverer,
690
00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,180
I've got full marks
in each examination.
691
00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:37,820
Really so helpful?
692
00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,460
I've become prettier
and prettier after eating it...
693
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:45,260
I've grown up a lot since eating it,
694
00:45:45,260 --> 00:45:46,780
I've got back my confidence.
695
00:45:50,940 --> 00:45:53,620
Are you going to get back your fame
since you make a success here?
696
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:55,860
Get back my fame?
697
00:45:57,180 --> 00:46:00,140
Could you tell us the secret of
success of your "Pissing Beef Balls"?
698
00:46:00,140 --> 00:46:02,420
It's simple, delicious,
new and interesting.
699
00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,700
Interesting? How come?
700
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:35,060
You're playing Ping-Pong with it?
701
00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,660
This stuff deserves trying.
702
00:46:40,180 --> 00:46:43,420
It's tasty and interesting,
I can't help buying one for myself.
703
00:46:45,220 --> 00:46:46,460
How come...
704
00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:48,820
he made a fame with such trivial stuff?
705
00:46:48,820 --> 00:46:51,060
Don't worry, it's just a trivial stuff.
706
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,580
He can't make a real success with them.
707
00:46:52,580 --> 00:46:53,980
I just fear he'll come back
for us after he's made a fame.
708
00:46:53,980 --> 00:46:55,740
Everyone in HK knows
709
00:46:55,740 --> 00:46:57,540
beef balls
that can play Ping-Pong.
710
00:46:58,460 --> 00:46:59,940
Will I really piss after eating?
711
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,460
You'll surely have diarrhea
after eating it...
712
00:47:03,420 --> 00:47:04,180
Isn't it miracle?
713
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,020
Great!
714
00:47:05,020 --> 00:47:07,620
It's a miracle,
though you've had such a good start,
715
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:10,100
it's a bit risky to pledge
all your properties,
716
00:47:10,540 --> 00:47:13,300
I find it risky to open
20 branches at the same time.
717
00:47:14,060 --> 00:47:15,180
You find it risky?
718
00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:17,340
What if we first open 2 branches?
719
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,060
Mr. Chow, since you've
made a first success,
720
00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:22,260
you needn't bet all your money
in the next step.
721
00:47:22,260 --> 00:47:24,860
Don't bullshit!
You know nothing about it!
722
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:26,460
I don't need you
teach me running business.
723
00:47:26,460 --> 00:47:28,860
Mr. Chow, but with your past record...
724
00:47:29,180 --> 00:47:31,060
it's hard for our bank
725
00:47:31,060 --> 00:47:32,380
to lend you a lump sum.
726
00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:36,700
I guess you have no confidence
in our beef balls.
727
00:47:37,100 --> 00:47:39,060
In fact, I've never tried them.
728
00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:41,180
I seldom eat this kind of snack.
729
00:47:42,420 --> 00:47:43,620
Please try some.
730
00:47:47,180 --> 00:47:49,340
Try some!
731
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:01,780
You really lend him the money?
732
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:05,980
Thanks!
733
00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:08,860
I'm just doing what you asks me to.
734
00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,180
I know what he has in mind,
735
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:12,700
he wants to open branches.
736
00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:13,940
All his branches will be
737
00:48:13,940 --> 00:48:15,140
in remote places.
738
00:48:15,140 --> 00:48:17,260
He has one in urban area,
but a basement branch.
739
00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:18,740
Hey, do you know feng shui?
740
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,060
You know this word?
741
00:48:23,260 --> 00:48:24,860
Die!
742
00:48:24,860 --> 00:48:27,380
See, he'll get inside an impasse!
743
00:48:27,380 --> 00:48:29,900
Lend whatever he wants,
let him dig his own grave!
744
00:48:46,940 --> 00:48:48,220
What? Please repeat!
745
00:48:48,860 --> 00:48:50,380
They've made use of the money
to manufacture cans.
746
00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:51,300
Manufacture cans?
747
00:48:51,580 --> 00:48:52,100
Right.
748
00:48:52,100 --> 00:48:54,940
They'll be sold in all 2,800
supermarkets and convenient stores.
749
00:48:55,180 --> 00:48:58,220
I've input all the shops location
into the computer.
750
00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:09,060
Sure win!
751
00:49:13,340 --> 00:49:14,940
I can't predict what he's doing.
752
00:49:15,900 --> 00:49:17,860
Of course, I will surely win!
753
00:49:30,540 --> 00:49:33,780
Excuse me...
754
00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,780
Excuse me... please...
755
00:49:45,340 --> 00:49:47,100
Stephen Chow... What is you feeling...
756
00:49:47,100 --> 00:49:48,980
of your being elected
the Genius of Food and Beverage?
757
00:49:48,980 --> 00:49:50,380
I find it like a dream...
758
00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:53,940
it also proves HK
is a place for miracles
759
00:49:53,940 --> 00:49:55,820
If you work hard,
all dreams may come true.
760
00:49:59,980 --> 00:50:01,380
Ass-Hole!
761
00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:03,220
Ass-Hole!
762
00:50:13,180 --> 00:50:15,660
Where've you been? You haven't
contact me for a long time.
763
00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:17,140
I thought you were dead.
764
00:50:17,380 --> 00:50:19,740
I'm really dead!
But you must be convinced!
765
00:50:19,740 --> 00:50:21,060
Why must I be convinced?
766
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:23,340
You never expected me reborn again?
767
00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:26,100
I'm convinced!
768
00:50:28,340 --> 00:50:29,540
I nearly forget to congratulate on you.
769
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:31,740
Our shops always get rewards,
770
00:50:32,020 --> 00:50:35,740
but it's rare for your lousy friends
to get such a reward.
771
00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:36,540
What did you say?
772
00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:41,340
It's a wonderful world,
you must be really convinced.
773
00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:42,940
Why must I be convinced?
774
00:50:42,940 --> 00:50:44,020
If I hadn't got this award,
775
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:47,100
I wouldn't be eligible for Competition
of "God of Cookery" next month.
776
00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:51,220
I'm really convinced for this.
777
00:50:51,220 --> 00:50:52,140
Smart!
778
00:50:52,380 --> 00:50:54,060
I don't mean
to show others I'm capable.
779
00:50:54,340 --> 00:50:55,100
I just want to tell others that
780
00:50:55,100 --> 00:50:56,460
I can get back what I have lost.
781
00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:03,220
Let me say the truth,
782
00:51:03,220 --> 00:51:04,500
Mr. Chow, you're really capable
783
00:51:04,500 --> 00:51:06,420
but you must try to learn
some practical cooking.
784
00:51:06,700 --> 00:51:08,300
Chinese Cookery Academy?
785
00:51:08,740 --> 00:51:10,820
I'll apply in tomorrow morning.
786
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:14,580
Good! I'm glad to hear that.
787
00:51:15,020 --> 00:51:15,940
I don't care how wicked,
788
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:18,580
sly you were in the past,
789
00:51:18,940 --> 00:51:21,100
if you improve yourself,
we'll surely give you another chance,
790
00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:22,900
Please don't beat me...
791
00:51:22,900 --> 00:51:25,420
I'm always an honest man, I never lie,
792
00:51:25,740 --> 00:51:26,940
I say all this to wish you well.
793
00:51:30,140 --> 00:51:33,860
My only mistake in my life
is underestimating you...
794
00:51:34,420 --> 00:51:36,700
Oh... Mr. Chow...
795
00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:37,700
Look at him...
796
00:51:38,020 --> 00:51:39,620
how naive and lovely he is!
797
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:41,580
Very vivid too!
798
00:51:41,860 --> 00:51:43,180
You're smart at pissing and dumping...
799
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,820
I didn't know you're smart
at eating shit too!
800
00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:00,620
Stop beating!
801
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:09,060
Don't move!
802
00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:12,340
I must kill this bastard!
I want him to die!
803
00:52:12,660 --> 00:52:14,060
OK! Let's kill him!
804
00:52:22,300 --> 00:52:26,700
Don't move!
805
00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,100
It's fixed, it's over.
806
00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:46,140
What do you mean be "fixed"?
807
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,500
Something is happening,
let me go and find him!
808
00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:50,020
You'd better save that.
809
00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:53,620
You know nothing but fighting,
did I ask you to fight?
810
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:56,540
You must watch my ideas!
It's not Temple Street here.
811
00:52:56,980 --> 00:52:58,300
You never improve.
812
00:52:58,660 --> 00:53:00,740
What are you looking?
Want to beat me too?
813
00:53:02,860 --> 00:53:03,700
Never mind her!
814
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,020
Brothers...
815
00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:17,180
We've been staying
in Temple Street for 20 years.
816
00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:20,660
Now we're going to set
into big business and go outside.
817
00:53:20,980 --> 00:53:22,660
Wish our "Pissing Beef Balls"
succeed more!
818
00:53:22,940 --> 00:53:24,340
Cheers!
Cheers!
819
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:28,380
Let me congratulate you on...
studying cooking in China tomorrow,
820
00:53:28,380 --> 00:53:30,180
...so that you can get back
your title of "God of Cookery".
821
00:53:30,180 --> 00:53:31,300
None of your business!
822
00:53:32,060 --> 00:53:33,140
I was only joking.
823
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:36,940
Everybody, it's our last night
in this street.
824
00:53:37,220 --> 00:53:38,140
Look carefully,
825
00:53:38,380 --> 00:53:41,140
we'll rush out of Temple Street
tomorrow and challenge the world!
826
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:43,260
Sister Turkey says she won't leave.
827
00:53:43,900 --> 00:53:45,100
What does she think?
828
00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:47,940
Sister Turkey said
she will not leave her homeland.
829
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:51,260
Good! She's got to be a good wife.
830
00:53:51,900 --> 00:53:53,340
I know you love her for a long time.
831
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:54,700
Love you bastard!
832
00:53:54,940 --> 00:53:57,340
Sister Turkey was pretty in before.
833
00:53:57,340 --> 00:53:58,660
So he love her indeed.
834
00:54:00,980 --> 00:54:03,740
Turkey was very pretty in 3 years ago,
835
00:54:03,740 --> 00:54:06,580
but she had her face spoiled
at a quarrel.
836
00:54:06,940 --> 00:54:08,140
Why did she have a quarrel?
837
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:09,860
No one ever told me,
I just don't know.
838
00:54:11,180 --> 00:54:14,580
I know the incident,
I was the only witness.
839
00:54:14,580 --> 00:54:17,980
Uncle Kwan's men came
to have supper that night.
840
00:54:18,220 --> 00:54:19,820
He tore apart Turkey's "flag".
841
00:54:20,100 --> 00:54:22,100
Tore apart her "flag"?
842
00:54:23,220 --> 00:54:25,100
Who tore my "flag"?
843
00:54:28,380 --> 00:54:31,100
You ass-hole tore my flag
to clean your running nose?
844
00:54:31,980 --> 00:54:33,460
Damn it! We provide toilet paper here.
845
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,020
Have you asked me?
846
00:54:35,580 --> 00:54:36,500
What did you say?
847
00:54:36,500 --> 00:54:37,500
I like using this to clean my nose.
848
00:54:37,820 --> 00:54:39,020
What can you do to me?
849
00:54:39,260 --> 00:54:40,860
You know who I am? Dare
you talk to me like this?
850
00:54:41,180 --> 00:54:43,140
Stop tearing her flag,
just ruin her place, now!
851
00:54:43,140 --> 00:54:44,140
Act!
Got it!
852
00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:47,580
Dare you fight back?
853
00:54:47,900 --> 00:54:50,740
The chop he gave her
was from hers forehead to nostrils
854
00:54:50,740 --> 00:54:52,380
Here, right at the entrance
of her stall,
855
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:55,660
he stabbed into her spine...
856
00:54:55,900 --> 00:54:59,380
...and that injured her nerve system,
857
00:54:59,660 --> 00:55:01,140
so she has outpost teeth.
858
00:55:02,660 --> 00:55:04,380
She has to endure her face
all her life now.
859
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,660
That "flag" really harms her.
860
00:55:07,060 --> 00:55:08,060
What "flag"?
861
00:55:08,340 --> 00:55:09,660
It's your "flag".
862
00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,060
My "flag"?
863
00:55:11,300 --> 00:55:13,100
The "flag" of "God of Cookery".
864
00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:43,260
Your posters are really everywhere.
865
00:55:43,580 --> 00:55:46,020
Especially the one
you're holding a small kid.
866
00:55:46,460 --> 00:55:47,780
She says you're full of paternal love.
867
00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:56,340
She's your number one crazy fan.
868
00:55:57,740 --> 00:55:58,860
"God of Cookery"!
869
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:03,620
I must congratulate you then.
870
00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:10,020
Fat Snow!
What do you mean, Fat Snow?
871
00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:18,300
I'm talking to you.
I've asked you not to tell others.
872
00:56:21,660 --> 00:56:24,020
In fact, she asked me to tell you
if there's such a chance.
873
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:28,460
Well, you've told him already,
it's nothing to be shameful of.
874
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:31,500
It gets on my nerves!
875
00:56:35,220 --> 00:56:36,820
You'll go back alone to China tomorrow?
876
00:56:37,340 --> 00:56:39,500
No one accompanies you?
Let me go with you then.
877
00:56:42,300 --> 00:56:43,140
Taxi!
878
00:57:15,620 --> 00:57:16,540
Where are you?
879
00:57:16,540 --> 00:57:17,980
Where? I'm in China.
880
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:19,500
You needn't rush away,
881
00:57:19,500 --> 00:57:21,380
Turkey is so kind to you.
882
00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:24,580
Don't bullshit, I can't find
Chinese Cookery Academy now.
883
00:57:24,940 --> 00:57:27,580
No, I've asked people about it.
884
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:31,500
Right... I find everything here,
toilets, temples...
885
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:33,060
...but just no Chinese Cookery Academy.
886
00:57:33,340 --> 00:57:34,100
No way,
887
00:57:34,340 --> 00:57:36,620
Maddy's sister's
mother's brother's son says there is.
888
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:38,100
Why don't you come back first?
889
00:57:38,380 --> 00:57:40,540
Come back?
Don't you know I am escaping?
890
00:57:40,780 --> 00:57:43,220
Don't worried,
Turkey is not here right now.
891
00:57:43,220 --> 00:57:44,540
She's disappeared since you went away.
892
00:57:45,460 --> 00:57:46,460
Where did she go?
893
00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:21,660
I catch you at last!
894
00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:24,220
Good! Catch you now!
895
00:58:25,980 --> 00:58:27,380
You let me catch you at last...
896
00:58:29,180 --> 00:58:30,300
What happened? What happened?
897
00:58:30,580 --> 00:58:32,180
I've bought you much daily sundries.
898
00:58:33,460 --> 00:58:36,220
You left so hurriedly,
I couldn't give them to you last time,
899
00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:38,500
so I come all the way for you.
900
00:58:39,220 --> 00:58:40,420
Don't waste all these stuff.
901
00:58:40,780 --> 00:58:41,620
Thanks.
902
00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:44,020
Hey, please do me a favour.
903
00:58:50,780 --> 00:58:55,140
Draw a heart here,
with an arrow passing through it.
904
00:58:55,620 --> 00:58:56,860
Stop fooling around.
905
00:58:57,100 --> 00:58:58,780
Just a souvenir, come on.
906
00:58:59,540 --> 00:59:02,580
Turkey, let me tell you.
907
00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:05,980
I feel sorry as this happened to you.
908
00:59:06,580 --> 00:59:07,780
I am really touching...
909
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:10,340
But I don't want that, you know?
910
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:12,300
Sure, of course I know.
911
00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:14,820
Come on, draw it for me, come on.
912
00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:17,380
No problem, drawing a heart
is nothing special.
913
00:59:17,740 --> 00:59:20,100
We're buddies,
let's make things clear first.
914
00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:24,460
I've come all the way here
915
00:59:24,460 --> 00:59:26,140
just to ask you draw me a heart,
916
00:59:26,460 --> 00:59:27,900
but you're losing
your temper for that?
917
00:59:28,300 --> 00:59:30,580
Even if you forget
I've done so much for you,
918
00:59:31,300 --> 00:59:34,460
you must remember
I covered for you and got injured.
919
00:59:34,940 --> 00:59:36,740
I didn't ask you to do
all this for me.
920
00:59:36,980 --> 00:59:38,660
I didn't ask you
to get injured for me either.
921
00:59:38,660 --> 00:59:40,260
What's that got to do with me?
922
00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,780
According to your theory, if everyone
comes to get injured for me...
923
00:59:42,780 --> 00:59:44,860
then I'll be running
into great trouble.
924
00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:51,220
Many things are destined
and planned by heavens.
925
00:59:51,220 --> 00:59:53,660
It's useless even if you are injured
20 more times,
926
00:59:53,660 --> 00:59:54,980
you know?
927
01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:02,700
Do you understand?
928
01:00:07,260 --> 01:00:09,620
Hey, do you understand?
929
01:01:31,620 --> 01:01:32,740
OK.
930
01:01:33,260 --> 01:01:34,580
How come?
931
01:01:34,860 --> 01:01:35,500
What?
932
01:01:35,740 --> 01:01:38,500
It's rare astronomy phenomena:
Nine stars joining into one.
933
01:01:40,020 --> 01:01:41,700
When this happens, there is always
something strange happening.
934
01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:46,780
Don't worry, he'll disappear forever.
935
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:54,260
The 28th Competition of "God of Cookery"
936
01:01:54,540 --> 01:01:56,140
is start after one minute.
937
01:01:56,540 --> 01:01:57,940
Let's have the honour of ourjudge...
938
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:02,260
Chairperson of international Gourmet
Society, the 'Princess of Taste'...
939
01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:04,340
Miss Nancy Sit
940
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:09,660
Half minute to start.
941
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:10,980
According to the rules,
942
01:02:10,980 --> 01:02:13,940
all late comers will be disqualified.
943
01:02:13,940 --> 01:02:15,420
No excuse is allowed.
944
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:17,660
All participants,
please get into your position.
945
01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:37,060
I've checked, no one is coming,
946
01:02:37,340 --> 01:02:38,820
the match will start soon.
947
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,660
Bastard, what's a surprise.
948
01:02:48,620 --> 01:02:50,300
Isn't he...
949
01:02:50,620 --> 01:02:53,660
Madam, please go faster.
950
01:02:53,980 --> 01:02:55,300
This is the fastest I can.
951
01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:56,860
No way out.
952
01:03:10,300 --> 01:03:11,380
Just arrive on time.
953
01:03:17,380 --> 01:03:18,300
You?
954
01:03:18,300 --> 01:03:20,780
Amida Buddha.
955
01:03:26,060 --> 01:03:27,180
Who are you?
956
01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:31,860
Dean of Shaolin Monastery,
my name is "Wet Dream".
957
01:03:34,860 --> 01:03:38,580
Amida Buddha.
958
01:03:41,180 --> 01:03:45,460
I come and leave with the wind.
959
01:03:47,460 --> 01:03:50,900
Hey, I'm a good friend of Stephen Chow,
please respect me.
960
01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:55,100
I beg you... please.
961
01:03:56,340 --> 01:03:58,900
Security throw, this guy away.
962
01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:00,540
Please close the gate
963
01:04:01,100 --> 01:04:02,500
and prevent anyone
with wet dreams coming in.
964
01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:05,860
OK, the last participant has arrived.
965
01:04:06,580 --> 01:04:09,140
The match starts now.
966
01:04:29,500 --> 01:04:31,220
I won't move before
my enemies take action.
967
01:05:00,060 --> 01:05:01,780
I would like to know,
why Stephen Chow looks like this.
968
01:05:01,780 --> 01:05:03,300
Why does he dress in ancient clothing?
Why does all his hair become white?
969
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:04,700
Is there a wire
970
01:05:04,940 --> 01:05:05,780
so that he can fly over water?
971
01:05:06,140 --> 01:05:11,020
Sir, He's now
an understudy of Shaolin Monastery.
972
01:05:22,620 --> 01:05:24,820
Shaolin Monastery.
973
01:05:25,180 --> 01:05:27,060
Amida Buddha.
974
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:31,460
I can only tell you,
He's linked with Buddha.
975
01:05:31,900 --> 01:05:36,100
Base on sympathy,
I received him as a understudy.
976
01:05:47,820 --> 01:05:48,940
Don't move!
977
01:05:49,180 --> 01:05:51,460
You have wounded by poisonous throne.
978
01:05:51,780 --> 01:05:54,540
Luckily the poison
hasn't arrived your brain.
979
01:05:54,540 --> 01:05:56,300
Otherwise you'd die at once.
980
01:05:57,580 --> 01:06:00,500
I've sucked out 80%
of the poison already.
981
01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:03,900
Let me suck the remaining,
982
01:06:03,900 --> 01:06:04,860
please.
983
01:06:06,060 --> 01:06:07,060
Leave me alone!
984
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:12,300
I won't force you since you refuse.
985
01:06:19,940 --> 01:06:22,020
You'll be in trouble,
Dean is very narrow-mined.
986
01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:28,860
I hate people talking about me
behind my back.
987
01:06:48,220 --> 01:06:49,260
Out!
988
01:06:50,220 --> 01:06:51,140
Out!
989
01:06:52,100 --> 01:06:52,940
Me out?
990
01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:56,100
We're choosing "God of Cookery",
not clown in a circus.
991
01:06:56,580 --> 01:06:58,100
Besides being a master in cooking,
992
01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,500
God of cookery must be smart.
993
01:06:59,820 --> 01:07:01,140
You want to be "God of Cookery"?
994
01:07:01,140 --> 01:07:02,900
No way!
995
01:07:18,020 --> 01:07:19,900
Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery?
996
01:07:21,820 --> 01:07:23,700
Right! Eighteen Brassmen
of Shaolin Monastery!
997
01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:27,060
You've enraged the Dean,
you want to escape? No way!
998
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,260
Out!
999
01:07:41,580 --> 01:07:42,780
Why?
1000
01:07:43,300 --> 01:07:44,820
Look at you, has your father just died?
1001
01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:48,020
Go home and face the mirror, out!
1002
01:08:16,180 --> 01:08:17,180
What are you looking at?
1003
01:08:17,660 --> 01:08:18,460
Out!
1004
01:08:18,940 --> 01:08:19,660
Why?
1005
01:08:19,900 --> 01:08:22,380
Being "God of Cookery",
one must have concentration.
1006
01:08:22,980 --> 01:08:24,300
All of you keep standing here
1007
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:26,860
when I merely move, shit!
1008
01:08:27,340 --> 01:08:29,900
You make me disappointed, out!
1009
01:08:31,220 --> 01:08:34,060
If you keep faulting them out,
there'll be no one left.
1010
01:08:34,940 --> 01:08:36,020
I know it!
1011
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,740
Since the beginning of the match,
1012
01:08:39,260 --> 01:08:41,660
I've found two guys keeping calm,
1013
01:08:42,340 --> 01:08:44,820
They are the only
two qualified participants.
1014
01:08:48,900 --> 01:08:49,940
Why did you kill people?
1015
01:08:50,340 --> 01:08:51,380
You taught me that.
1016
01:08:52,980 --> 01:08:54,100
As I like it.
1017
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:01,020
Please reform and believe in Buddha.
1018
01:09:04,260 --> 01:09:06,620
Well, I'm making the dish
"Buddha Jumping Wall".
1019
01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:09,500
What a coincidence! I'm making
"Buddha Jumping Wall" too.
1020
01:09:09,860 --> 01:09:10,980
Don't think...
1021
01:09:11,220 --> 01:09:13,980
you'll be sure win by
dressing in ancient costume.
1022
01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:18,820
I can do that too! Want to become
"God of Cookery"? Till after you die.
1023
01:09:27,380 --> 01:09:28,500
Super-style cutting!
1024
01:09:30,260 --> 01:09:31,460
Supreme-style chopping!
1025
01:09:35,220 --> 01:09:36,540
Good Chopping!
1026
01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:42,100
So fast!
1027
01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,900
Eighteen-style frying!
1028
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:57,980
Dog-beating sauteeing!
1029
01:10:02,380 --> 01:10:04,180
Good frying!
1030
01:10:07,660 --> 01:10:08,980
Objection! He is copying me!
1031
01:10:09,620 --> 01:10:10,740
Did he?
1032
01:10:10,980 --> 01:10:12,220
He does exactly what I'm doing!
1033
01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:13,740
Does he?
1034
01:10:17,100 --> 01:10:18,220
Look! You see now?
1035
01:10:20,220 --> 01:10:21,340
But this is a competition.
1036
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,060
It's like racing and swimming,
1037
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,700
everyone is doing the same thing.
1038
01:10:25,020 --> 01:10:26,100
There's nothing to object.
1039
01:10:26,620 --> 01:10:27,580
Overruled!
1040
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:34,740
Thanks!
1041
01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:42,740
Bastard!
1042
01:10:50,260 --> 01:10:51,380
See how you receive this chopper?
1043
01:10:55,900 --> 01:10:56,620
Uncle...
1044
01:10:57,220 --> 01:10:59,700
Nothing serious...
it's only the back of the chopper...
1045
01:10:59,980 --> 01:11:01,100
The back of the chopper?
Right.
1046
01:11:01,520 --> 01:11:03,120
You've really visited
Chinese Cookery Academy?
1047
01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,600
Don't pretend,
1048
01:11:04,600 --> 01:11:07,000
Chinese Cookery Academy is indeed
the kitchen of Shaolin Monastery.
1049
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:19,400
You're also a dropout
of Shaolin Monastery!
1050
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,720
Impossible!
1051
01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,000
I have studied for ten years,
1052
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,960
but you have studied for only
one month, you can't be so smart!
1053
01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,920
It's depended on talent.
1054
01:11:34,320 --> 01:11:35,640
Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!
1055
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:37,720
Damned fool!
1056
01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:53,560
OK, the small "Ten".
1057
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:56,320
One "Ten", right? Pass.
1058
01:11:56,560 --> 01:11:58,640
Pass? I know you will pass me.
1059
01:11:58,640 --> 01:12:00,440
"Queen"
"Queen"?
1060
01:12:01,120 --> 01:12:03,680
Man, when can I leave this place?
1061
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:06,360
"Two", only after the Dean says OK.
1062
01:12:06,840 --> 01:12:10,320
When will Dean say that, Man?
1063
01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:11,720
Look...
1064
01:12:11,720 --> 01:12:14,360
That old bag enraged Dean
when he was 13,
1065
01:12:14,760 --> 01:12:17,040
so he's been detained here till now.
1066
01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:19,080
What does that mean?
1067
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:20,720
You pass "Five of a Kind"?
Pass.
1068
01:12:21,560 --> 01:12:23,520
What does that mean?
You lost double this time.
1069
01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:26,000
Unreasonable.
1070
01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,160
Eighteen Brassmen of Shaolin Monastery!
1071
01:12:34,560 --> 01:12:37,800
Besides I learnt cooking skills
in the kitchen of Shaolin Monastery,
1072
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:41,720
I also learnt supreme Kung Fu
from the eighteen Brassmen.
1073
01:12:42,720 --> 01:12:45,960
These eighteen Brassmen are really great.
1074
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,840
I don't believe that!
1075
01:12:58,200 --> 01:12:59,400
Good "Flying Skills"!
1076
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:00,920
The secret of "Flying Skills"
1077
01:13:01,240 --> 01:13:03,320
it can make a man as heavy as a seal...
1078
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,920
fly up high in the sky,
and make ghosts cry.
1079
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:17,960
Good folding chair!
1080
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:19,920
The secret of "Folding Chair"
1081
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:22,840
it's hidden in common household.
1082
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:26,200
We can sit on them
and turn them into weapons.
1083
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,640
Even police can't charge you of them.
1084
01:13:28,960 --> 01:13:30,960
It's ranked top in the seven weapons.
1085
01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:38,440
Just beat two more strokes,
only 3 minutes left, watch out for time.
1086
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:01,160
Don't shout!
1087
01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:03,880
It's bad!
1088
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,400
It's bad? How bad?
1089
01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:28,800
We do not allow
"Buddha Jumping Wall" to explode.
1090
01:14:29,160 --> 01:14:30,480
You should have been disqualified.
1091
01:14:30,880 --> 01:14:32,960
...but I consider that
you are quite creative.
1092
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,080
Two minutes left, make another one.
1093
01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:38,360
Only two minutes,
you can only make sasumi,
1094
01:14:38,840 --> 01:14:39,960
give up man!
1095
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:45,720
Good "Internal Skills"!
1096
01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:48,760
He uses "Internal Skills"
to raise the temperature.
1097
01:14:49,000 --> 01:14:51,920
So the "Buddha Jumping Wall",
which originally takes 49 hours to cook,
1098
01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:54,560
...can now be made in 2 minutes.
1099
01:14:58,360 --> 01:15:01,400
May I ask what is the most tasty thing
you've even eaten in your life?
1100
01:15:03,480 --> 01:15:07,280
You should ask
this question to yourself.
1101
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:08,920
Ask myself?
1102
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:10,280
Right.
1103
01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,720
Who are you talking to?
1104
01:15:13,200 --> 01:15:15,360
This is supersonic chatting.
1105
01:15:44,240 --> 01:15:45,160
This is...
1106
01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:46,840
"Kouyum Skill"?
Wrong!
1107
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:49,360
This is "Sorrowful Hand".
1108
01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:51,640
"Sorrowful Hand"?
1109
01:15:52,280 --> 01:15:56,680
This is a style created by him.
1110
01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:00,920
One day, I saw him...
1111
01:16:01,760 --> 01:16:02,880
...singing sorrowfully.
1112
01:16:04,200 --> 01:16:07,800
Righteous and honesty is valuable.
1113
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:12,280
I dare to go to fight.
1114
01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:17,880
I'm willing to sacrifice for buddies.
1115
01:16:19,320 --> 01:16:21,720
I'm willing to die for girls...
1116
01:16:55,680 --> 01:16:57,400
His hair turned white overnight.
1117
01:16:58,360 --> 01:16:59,800
His love is so deep.
1118
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:05,040
What is love? Why is forever?
1119
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:11,120
Finding he is addicting to love,
I forgave him.
1120
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:14,440
I never know
you're such a romantic man.
1121
01:18:12,760 --> 01:18:15,280
Lost skill of Shaolin Monastery:
"Fire Fist"!
1122
01:18:16,560 --> 01:18:18,640
Time's up! The match is over!
1123
01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:30,160
It smells good!
1124
01:18:31,680 --> 01:18:33,280
It smells good!
Right!
1125
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:35,880
Yeah, This is...
1126
01:18:35,880 --> 01:18:37,960
Super Seaview "Buddha Jumping Wall"!
1127
01:18:40,440 --> 01:18:42,040
Good! Good! Good!
1128
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:48,080
This "Buddha Jumping Wall",
prepared by "Internal Skills"...
1129
01:18:48,400 --> 01:18:51,320
is so well prepared, not thick
nor thin, and not so unctuous.
1130
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:56,280
The nine ingredients make up
a total of 81 varieties.
1131
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,240
The flavours stack up
one layer by one layer.
1132
01:19:00,600 --> 01:19:03,800
It deserves to be called:
"Super Seaview Buddha Jumping Wall"!
1133
01:19:07,720 --> 01:19:09,040
And this is...
1134
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:11,480
"Sorrowful Rice".
1135
01:19:11,880 --> 01:19:13,760
What's wrong with you?
This is just ordinary BBQ Pork Rice.
1136
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,720
With just one extra egg on it,
1137
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:16,080
costs only $22 at most.
1138
01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:17,720
Why you call it "Sorrowful Rice"?
1139
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,320
Don't pretend being smart!
1140
01:19:19,680 --> 01:19:21,280
Bullshit! I dare say...
1141
01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:23,800
no one dare say "Smart"
in front of me.
1142
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:24,920
Will you please keep quiet!
1143
01:19:40,280 --> 01:19:43,440
BBQ Pork, good BBQ Pork!
1144
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:46,080
I've never eaten such good BBQ Pork!
1145
01:19:46,440 --> 01:19:48,320
Help...
1146
01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,480
The gravy is kept
inside the meat fibre.
1147
01:19:52,480 --> 01:19:55,760
It's so tender and juicy.
1148
01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:57,200
They're so soft and bouncy to eat.
1149
01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:59,560
With the extra egg made by "Fire Fist",
1150
01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:03,440
the taste of BBQ Pork is unbelievable.
1151
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:06,680
Why? Why? Why?
1152
01:20:07,120 --> 01:20:09,400
Why do you let me eat such
good bowl of BBQ Pork Rice?
1153
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,800
What shall I do if you don't cook it
for me in future?
1154
01:20:19,120 --> 01:20:20,320
What is it?
1155
01:20:22,360 --> 01:20:24,040
Why tears burst out from my eyes?
1156
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,000
I have a sorrowful feeling.
1157
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:30,280
It's onion, I've added onion inside.
1158
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:33,080
Oh! It hits the topic!
1159
01:20:33,880 --> 01:20:35,800
So there's onion!
1160
01:20:37,880 --> 01:20:40,520
This bowl of rice is really touching.
1161
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,600
No wonder It's called "Sorrowful Rice".
1162
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:46,680
It's really so sorrowful!
1163
01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,560
It's too touching!
1164
01:20:49,120 --> 01:20:50,720
Wonderful!
1165
01:20:53,240 --> 01:20:54,560
However...
1166
01:20:55,160 --> 01:20:57,120
If my husband were not so horny
1167
01:20:57,560 --> 01:20:59,280
and caught in a trap...
1168
01:21:01,640 --> 01:21:05,920
If I were not greedy
and caught while I was cheating.
1169
01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:09,880
The worst is...
1170
01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,640
Greet the Boss.
Boss.
1171
01:21:13,080 --> 01:21:17,200
Even my good son has been kicked
and joint the triad now.
1172
01:21:17,920 --> 01:21:24,800
These guys are really holding me
by the balls, I...
1173
01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,520
The "God of Cookery" is...
1174
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:30,240
Bull Tong!
1175
01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,760
Bull Tong is finally "God of Cookery"!
1176
01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,440
You've wasted your breath,
you still have to choose me.
1177
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,080
There's no "God of Cookery".
1178
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,360
What? What did you say?
1179
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,280
Maybe everyone is "God of Cookery"
What do you mean?
1180
01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,640
Don't bullshit, present the prize.
1181
01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:54,480
Even parents, brothers, sisters and
lovers, as long as they have hear
1182
01:21:55,520 --> 01:21:56,360
What do you mean?
1183
01:21:56,840 --> 01:21:58,440
Everyone can become "God of Cookery".
1184
01:21:59,000 --> 01:22:01,440
He becomes crazy due to lost,
call for ambulance.
1185
01:22:05,240 --> 01:22:08,000
"God of Cookery",
get back to your position.
1186
01:23:07,480 --> 01:23:10,600
"God of Cookery", you used to be fairy
in mastering cooking skills,
1187
01:23:10,880 --> 01:23:11,920
but you committed heavens rules,
1188
01:23:12,160 --> 01:23:14,840
so you were punished
to descend to Earth.
1189
01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,520
Today, you finally know
the truth of cooking.
1190
01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,760
You've shown your love
in the rice you cooked.
1191
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:24,480
Even King of Heavens are impressed.
1192
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:27,960
But you revealed Heavens secret,
you should be punished.
1193
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:31,520
I spare you now
as you did that out of deep love.
1194
01:23:37,360 --> 01:23:39,640
Stephen, you've invested a lot!
1195
01:23:39,920 --> 01:23:41,520
You even hire faked fairy.
1196
01:23:41,520 --> 01:23:44,200
Good! I'll see
what you can do with fairy.
1197
01:23:44,560 --> 01:23:46,240
Ask the fairy to help you...
1198
01:23:46,480 --> 01:23:48,280
You black mouth dog,
you don't keep guard at the door.
1199
01:23:48,560 --> 01:23:50,040
I must resume your original appearance.
1200
01:24:03,080 --> 01:24:04,400
You want to try too?
1201
01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:07,800
No! None of my business,
I'm only passing by!
1202
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,120
I know no one in here.
1203
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:13,800
I don't know the guys who were shooting!
1204
01:24:14,200 --> 01:24:15,480
Bullshit! You're worse than a dog!
1205
01:24:42,600 --> 01:24:44,880
Uncle really becomes a dog!
1206
01:24:46,600 --> 01:24:48,560
Ridiculous! Nothing happen to me!
1207
01:24:49,080 --> 01:24:50,400
This is only illusion!
1208
01:24:50,760 --> 01:24:52,640
You never scare me!
1209
01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:09,400
Everything is possible,
is it Christmas now?
1210
01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:13,280
Sir, you're born with fairy bones,
your eyes show holy light.
1211
01:25:13,640 --> 01:25:15,320
You're a fairy descended on Earth,
I've found you at last!
1212
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:17,080
How come there are so many fairies?
1213
01:25:17,400 --> 01:25:18,200
Yes!
1214
01:25:18,520 --> 01:25:21,920
Fairies are
everywhere in the street.
1215
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:25,040
Even Santa Claus is a fairy.
1216
01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:27,000
Don't Bullshit!
1217
01:25:27,000 --> 01:25:30,040
Wait, I can tell you about
your marriage,
1218
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:31,160
show me your palm.
1219
01:25:31,560 --> 01:25:33,240
Your marriage is soon coming, soon...
1220
01:25:33,240 --> 01:25:35,240
Is it really true? No way?
1221
01:25:35,480 --> 01:25:39,200
It's true, it's she who asked us
not present in the match.
1222
01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,240
As she concerned you
would lost concentration.
1223
01:25:41,480 --> 01:25:42,000
Yes.
1224
01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,280
No way!
1225
01:25:43,640 --> 01:25:46,800
Really, she resisted the bullet
with her gold teeth.
1226
01:25:46,800 --> 01:25:49,760
She survives,
doctor gives her new teeth,
1227
01:25:50,040 --> 01:25:53,240
and even plastic surgery,
she's become pretty now.
1228
01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:54,640
No way!
1229
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:55,720
It's true!
1230
01:25:56,400 --> 01:25:57,720
Look, here she comes.
1231
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:12,280
Is it Pretty?
1232
01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:21,400
Just say something, is she pretty?
1233
01:26:23,040 --> 01:26:25,040
I shouldn't say anything now.
1234
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:26,720
Give it back to you!
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