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This is about 12 00:00:30,750 --> 00:00:32,760 getting out of here and reassessing my life. 13 00:00:34,527 --> 00:00:36,067 [OPENING THEME FADES OUT] 14 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:38,998 [CREEPY SCORE] 15 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,582 [ANIMAL HOOTING] 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,377 [LAUGHS] 17 00:00:42,508 --> 00:00:45,758 You have to relax. I'm just taking the shortcut. 18 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:48,507 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 19 00:00:48,632 --> 00:00:50,682 Nah, it's perfectly fine. 20 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,680 The biggest thing in these woods is a raccoon. 21 00:00:56,473 --> 00:00:58,353 There's no bears or wolves. 22 00:00:59,935 --> 00:01:03,315 No, all the chainsaw murderers are still at camp. 23 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,732 What're you even... Hang on. 24 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,197 Nothing. 25 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:14,072 [BRANCHES BREAKING] 26 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:21,750 Look, I'll be home in ten or so. Okay, bye. 27 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:25,415 [INDISTINCT WOMAN'S VOICE ECHOING] 28 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:29,089 Hello? 29 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,764 [INDISTINCT WOMAN'S VOICE ECHOING] 30 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:38,352 [INDISTINCT WOMAN'S VOICE ECHOING] 31 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:53,068 [OPENING THEME] 32 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:57,117 - [DRAMATIC BOOM] - [GRUNT] 33 00:01:57,482 --> 00:01:59,032 [SCREAMING] 34 00:02:00,463 --> 00:02:04,463 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 35 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,457 [MAN SCREAMING] 36 00:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,127 [GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 37 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,055 [SIGHING] 38 00:02:13,175 --> 00:02:14,725 Mm... 39 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:21,222 House, call the condescending, unappreciative jerk. 40 00:02:21,233 --> 00:02:23,049 - Calling Luke Roman. - [LINE TRILLING] 41 00:02:23,060 --> 00:02:25,190 Don't pick up. Voicemail, voicemail, voicemail. 42 00:02:25,201 --> 00:02:26,871 [PIANO MUSIC FADES OUT] 43 00:02:26,882 --> 00:02:28,815 You've reached Luke Roman. I'm sorry I missed your call. 44 00:02:28,826 --> 00:02:30,928 - Please leave a message. - [ANSWERING MACHINE TONE] 45 00:02:30,939 --> 00:02:34,060 Luke! Oh, darn. I was hoping to talk to you. 46 00:02:34,185 --> 00:02:36,395 I just wanted to let you know that I'm going to need 47 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,196 a few more days away from the office. 48 00:02:38,592 --> 00:02:40,024 I'll be sending you the contracts 49 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,745 on Bouvier, Santos and Padgett. 50 00:02:41,870 --> 00:02:44,330 They're easy closings, clean titles, approved loans, 51 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,036 you won't have any problems. 52 00:02:46,047 --> 00:02:47,981 The Dunn-Herberts are doing their usual dance. 53 00:02:47,992 --> 00:02:50,242 It's probably a good teaching moment for Zooey. 54 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:53,423 I'm dealing with some personal business, 55 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,428 so I'm not sure when I'll be back in the office, 56 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,721 but seeing as nothing ever changes 57 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:00,595 at the perfect Roman Agency, 58 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,932 I'm sure you have everything well in hand. 59 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,518 - Toodles. - [CALL DISCONNECTING BEEPS] 60 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,193 [GIGGLING] 61 00:03:07,134 --> 00:03:08,594 Hm. 62 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,285 The "toodles" was a bit much. 63 00:03:10,296 --> 00:03:13,520 [HOUSE] It was a nice touch. Cordial, yet dismissive. 64 00:03:13,531 --> 00:03:15,697 Yeah. That's what I was going for. 65 00:03:15,886 --> 00:03:17,426 Would you like some tea? 66 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,703 Yes. 67 00:03:19,825 --> 00:03:21,455 - Yes, I would. - [DEVICE CHIMES] 68 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,036 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYING] 69 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,701 [CONTENTED SIGH] 70 00:03:25,956 --> 00:03:27,496 [LEAVES RUSTLING] 71 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:31,841 - Toodles? - [GENTLE SCORE] 72 00:03:32,076 --> 00:03:33,536 It's a hell of a house. 73 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,257 Yeah, built in 1893, historic, solid. 74 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:39,013 - Can't wait to bulldoze it. - Well, you need to buy it first. 75 00:03:39,136 --> 00:03:40,676 It's only polite. 76 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:44,701 As you can see, the property line starts here. 77 00:03:44,712 --> 00:03:46,382 The creek is on your side. Plenty of room to... 78 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,853 - What's that? - Well, that is the lot 79 00:03:47,978 --> 00:03:50,058 next to yours. It's just a small place, barely a cottage. 80 00:03:50,188 --> 00:03:51,728 - How much? - I... 81 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,105 I don't know if it's listed for sale. 82 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:56,016 If I own that lot, 83 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:57,857 I don't need to worry about the easements. 84 00:03:58,320 --> 00:04:00,354 I could build the pool area over here 85 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,815 and put the tennis court over here. 86 00:04:02,150 --> 00:04:03,888 And the guest house could be way over here, 87 00:04:03,899 --> 00:04:05,438 so I'd hardly ever need to interact 88 00:04:05,449 --> 00:04:06,989 with visiting relatives. 89 00:04:07,539 --> 00:04:08,999 I don't even know if you'd see them. 90 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:10,560 Oh, yeah! 91 00:04:14,672 --> 00:04:16,132 We'll reach out and get a price. 92 00:04:16,143 --> 00:04:18,983 Don't worry about the price. Buy it. 93 00:04:20,017 --> 00:04:21,790 Maybe we should close on this property first, 94 00:04:21,801 --> 00:04:25,337 - you know, get the ball rolling. - We're going to do both deals at once. 95 00:04:25,348 --> 00:04:26,848 I could never enjoy this lot 96 00:04:26,859 --> 00:04:28,399 knowing that I can't have that lot. 97 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:30,000 That's just me. 98 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,199 All or nothing. 99 00:04:32,210 --> 00:04:33,758 I'm gonna call my architect. 100 00:04:34,193 --> 00:04:35,733 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 101 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:40,110 [GENTLE SCORE CONTINUES] 102 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,290 [DARKER SCORE] 103 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,894 [HIGH-PITCHED EERIE TONE] 104 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:53,725 [EERIE SCORE] 105 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:58,073 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 106 00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,112 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 107 00:06:38,401 --> 00:06:39,674 The house and underlying dirt 108 00:06:39,685 --> 00:06:41,007 are owned by an offshore holding company. 109 00:06:41,018 --> 00:06:42,928 The only point of contact is a law firm in Budapest. 110 00:06:43,523 --> 00:06:44,580 Swell. 111 00:06:44,674 --> 00:06:46,312 I reached out and left a message. 112 00:06:46,323 --> 00:06:47,703 Yeah, we're not liking the odds 113 00:06:47,714 --> 00:06:49,424 that we're going to hear back anytime soon. 114 00:06:49,435 --> 00:06:51,355 So, we have one sale contingent on two properties. 115 00:06:51,603 --> 00:06:53,603 This cabin in the woods is creating more drama than the 116 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,938 - million dollar property. - Mm-hm. Life is funny. 117 00:06:56,949 --> 00:06:58,682 You know, I could have sworn there was something 118 00:06:58,693 --> 00:07:00,773 in that house, watching me. 119 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,116 You think maybe it was your, um... 120 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:04,825 your mojo coming back? 121 00:07:04,836 --> 00:07:07,426 Ah! Maybe it's growing back, like a starfish leg. 122 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:10,095 No. Just old-fashioned paranoia. 123 00:07:10,605 --> 00:07:11,842 You all set for today? 124 00:07:11,853 --> 00:07:13,483 - Mm-hm. - What's today? 125 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,525 I am taking my first couple to look at houses. 126 00:07:16,645 --> 00:07:19,108 Susan's taking her personal days and I am covering. 127 00:07:19,119 --> 00:07:22,499 Aw. Who's the victim? I mean, who's the client? 128 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:24,350 [MOCKING] Aw, who's the victim. 129 00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:26,841 The Dunn-Herberts. Lara and Freya. 130 00:07:26,852 --> 00:07:28,312 [LAUGHING] 131 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:29,873 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 132 00:07:31,989 --> 00:07:32,998 What? 133 00:07:33,493 --> 00:07:36,093 [LUKE] The Dunn-Herberts are our locally sourced 134 00:07:36,104 --> 00:07:37,734 organic vegan lookie-loos. 135 00:07:38,621 --> 00:07:39,877 [PHIL] They shop, 136 00:07:39,888 --> 00:07:42,212 they kvetch and they never buy. 137 00:07:42,717 --> 00:07:44,177 [SCORE ENDS] 138 00:07:44,188 --> 00:07:45,738 Have fun. 139 00:07:46,615 --> 00:07:48,455 Great. [SHUDDERING SIGH] 140 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:51,305 [DRAMATIC BOOMS] 141 00:07:51,455 --> 00:07:53,995 Oh, my God. You did not do them justice. 142 00:07:54,219 --> 00:07:56,799 This is like an Oscar Wilde play about mistaken identity. 143 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,634 They're pretending to shop for a house 144 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:01,115 and I'm pretending this isn't a complete waste of my time. 145 00:08:01,126 --> 00:08:03,242 - Well, Susan felt the same way. - When? 146 00:08:03,253 --> 00:08:05,003 - Did you talk to her? - Naw, 147 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,570 this was the last time Lara and Freya 148 00:08:06,848 --> 00:08:08,478 took her for a spin. 149 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,446 Don't you think maybe you should check in? 150 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:13,124 With Susan? 151 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,287 I'll see her at the charity bowling thing this weekend. 152 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,123 Oh, right? 153 00:08:18,134 --> 00:08:20,160 That's, like, mandatory, right? 154 00:08:20,171 --> 00:08:22,181 You're an agent now. It's part of the deal. 155 00:08:22,252 --> 00:08:24,382 Yeah, just testing the fence for weak spots. 156 00:08:25,149 --> 00:08:26,653 Like a velociraptor. 157 00:08:26,704 --> 00:08:28,954 Anything back from the lawyers in Budapest? 158 00:08:28,965 --> 00:08:31,795 It's been, like, half a day. I don't want to be a 'pesht'. 159 00:08:31,966 --> 00:08:33,966 - Oh, I see what you did there. - [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 160 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:36,434 - [ZOOEY LAUGHS, SIGHS] - I kill me. 161 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,228 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 162 00:08:38,239 --> 00:08:41,039 Oops. I gotta go be a receptionist. 163 00:08:42,148 --> 00:08:43,262 Bye. 164 00:08:45,363 --> 00:08:46,684 So... 165 00:08:46,695 --> 00:08:48,235 how much do we love it? 166 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:58,868 May I help you? 167 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:03,331 "Please call me. 168 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:05,885 You're about to win the lottery." 169 00:09:06,004 --> 00:09:07,514 Oh! 170 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:09,590 You are the cabin in the woods! 171 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,006 I live in the house in the woods. 172 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,765 And I don't play the lottery. 173 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:17,682 I was being a little clever. 174 00:09:17,972 --> 00:09:19,722 Very little. 175 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,734 Could we, uh, go in here and talk? 176 00:09:25,302 --> 00:09:26,962 Now, why would we do that? 177 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:31,401 Well, if you leave, you'll never know. 178 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,124 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE CONTINUES] 179 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:43,000 - [BUZZING FROM SPEAKER] - [SCORE FADES OUT] 180 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:49,528 [BUZZING] 181 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:52,289 This all looks so... science-y. 182 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,720 Hm. Vic Tandy, 183 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:58,176 a British engineer with an interest in the occult, 184 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:03,969 experimented with infrasound, or low frequency sound. 185 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:07,447 Less than 2Ohz. 18.5 to be exact. 186 00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:10,621 Some called it the spirit frequency. 187 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,491 - [GENTLE SCORE] - How's it work? 188 00:10:13,502 --> 00:10:16,712 Well, he theorized that sending vibrations out at that frequency 189 00:10:16,723 --> 00:10:19,013 might start a dialogue with... 190 00:10:19,295 --> 00:10:21,085 God knows what. 191 00:10:21,386 --> 00:10:25,676 So, this disk can be used like a cochlear implant: 192 00:10:25,708 --> 00:10:27,288 If something extra-normal reaches out 193 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,298 it should vibrate your cochlear nerve. 194 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:31,340 And start a dialogue. 195 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,723 So, if Luke wears this thing, 196 00:10:34,926 --> 00:10:36,546 he'll have his Luke tingle back? 197 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,139 Well, I'm not certain 198 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,564 that it will enable him to communicate verbally, 199 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,643 but it should enable a certain... intuition. 200 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:47,152 - Mm. - The sense of a presence. 201 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,614 [SHARP INHALE] 202 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,491 Can we agree to never use the term 203 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,243 "Luke tingle" again? 204 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,621 Yeah, let's. Mind if I take it for a test drive? 205 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,292 Be my guest. 206 00:11:11,921 --> 00:11:13,381 [HIGH-PITCHED BUZZING] 207 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,086 Kinda tingly. 208 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:19,760 - [CACOPHONY] - Ow! Damn! 209 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:21,694 - Wait, what's wrong? - Oh! 210 00:11:21,705 --> 00:11:25,545 It went batshit crazy, like an explosion of noises. 211 00:11:26,192 --> 00:11:27,453 Really? 212 00:11:28,294 --> 00:11:29,964 Ohh! 213 00:11:30,214 --> 00:11:31,674 Oh, whoa. 214 00:11:32,039 --> 00:11:34,308 So, that is what we are looking at. 215 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,899 - Hm. - [SCORE FADES OUT] 216 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:37,949 Your running dog capitalist lackey 217 00:11:37,960 --> 00:11:41,130 wants to buy my idyllic cottage in the pastoral woods 218 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:45,079 and tear it down for his tennis courts. 219 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,838 Well, don't forget about the pool and the guest house. 220 00:11:47,849 --> 00:11:50,789 Yes. His desire to avoid his relatives is so far 221 00:11:51,002 --> 00:11:53,212 the only endearing thing about him. 222 00:11:53,544 --> 00:11:55,084 [BOTH LAUGH] 223 00:11:55,855 --> 00:11:57,565 Um, so, uh... 224 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,636 [INTRIGUING SCORE] 225 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,301 what do you say? 226 00:12:04,450 --> 00:12:05,839 No. 227 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,481 Kay. Kay? 228 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,195 Kay. [CLEARS THROAT] 229 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,982 I'm going to go way out here on a limb ethically 230 00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,240 and confide in you that my client has way more 231 00:12:16,251 --> 00:12:18,961 money than sense. He will overpay for your property 232 00:12:18,972 --> 00:12:20,972 to an alarming degree. 233 00:12:21,383 --> 00:12:23,093 Oh. 234 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,834 Lucky, lucky me. 235 00:12:33,403 --> 00:12:35,203 You didn't have to come here. 236 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:38,624 All I did was drop off a not-so-clever business card. 237 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,630 You could have let it go, but you didn't. 238 00:12:42,115 --> 00:12:43,210 Fair enough. 239 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:44,851 Well, we could talk about this over... 240 00:12:45,439 --> 00:12:47,779 I don't know... dinner? 241 00:12:49,425 --> 00:12:52,845 I do have to eat. Occasionally. 242 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,654 - How about tonight? I could... - I have plans tonight. 243 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,355 Tomorrow? 244 00:12:57,658 --> 00:12:59,198 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 245 00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,821 My nights are full and rich, 246 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,700 so I like to eat early. 247 00:13:07,159 --> 00:13:08,699 Maybe Friday? 248 00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:12,285 Pick me up at my priceless house around seven. 249 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,200 Okay. 250 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:16,841 - [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] - [DOORS OPEN] 251 00:13:19,558 --> 00:13:21,108 - Hm. - [AUGUST] Who was that? 252 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:25,673 Luke? 253 00:13:27,391 --> 00:13:28,851 Oh, just a homeowner. 254 00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:34,102 I think you need to watch her. 255 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:36,437 Closely. 256 00:13:36,721 --> 00:13:38,181 That's my plan. 257 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:39,782 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES OUT] 258 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,366 [COYOTES HOWLING] 259 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:47,649 I think you're being a hamster. 260 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,290 Just because I won't lie for you? 261 00:13:49,301 --> 00:13:51,601 It's hardly even a lie! If my mom calls, 262 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,621 just tell her I'm staying with you that night! 263 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,460 I've stayed at your place lots of times! 264 00:13:55,585 --> 00:13:57,215 And what if she wants to speak to you? 265 00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,337 Then tell her I'm... I'm in the shower! 266 00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:03,225 Or I'm out by the pool giving cardiac massage 267 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,803 to a drowning nun! 268 00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:08,137 - Dude, work with me! - [OMINOUS SCORE] 269 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:10,108 If my parents find out, there's gonna be trouble. 270 00:14:10,119 --> 00:14:11,659 They already don't like... 271 00:14:13,158 --> 00:14:14,355 Bruno? 272 00:14:19,382 --> 00:14:20,932 Bruno? 273 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,911 Come on, Bru, quit screwing around! 274 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,460 Very funny. C'mon, let's... 275 00:14:39,128 --> 00:14:40,708 [UNINTELLIGIBLE TALKING] 276 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:46,225 [SCREAMING] 277 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:51,814 Bruno! 278 00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,726 [ELEVATOR ARRIVING CHIME] 279 00:14:58,856 --> 00:15:00,566 - [OMINOUS SCORE FADES OUT] - [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE FADS IN] 280 00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,441 Well, she said no. But in real estate, 281 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,858 "no" is where we start not where we end. 282 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,617 I'm sure that looks great on a motivational poster 283 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,580 but it only pisses me off. 284 00:15:10,554 --> 00:15:11,900 Listen, I'm having dinner 285 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,763 with the homeowner on Friday night, so... 286 00:15:13,774 --> 00:15:15,112 Well, that's great, Luke. 287 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,253 Take her out to dinner, order some wine. 288 00:15:17,375 --> 00:15:18,925 Hell, sleep with her if you have to, 289 00:15:18,976 --> 00:15:20,566 but get me that property. 290 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,343 I'll do my best. 291 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,133 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE FADES OUT] 292 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,927 [NEWS ANNOUNCER] ... and the recent disappearance 293 00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:28,590 to a tragic incident two and half years ago 294 00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:31,128 when the bodies of four teens were found 295 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,889 - completely drained of blood. - [DOOR OPENING] 296 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,515 Police sources have neither... 297 00:15:34,526 --> 00:15:36,156 - [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] - Ladies! 298 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:37,944 Hi! 299 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,522 Tantalize me, Zooey. What are we going to see today? 300 00:15:40,761 --> 00:15:42,431 Tantalize me, Freya. 301 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,652 Is there a world in which you two actually buy something? 302 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:48,437 You do know that real estate agents 303 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,908 only make money off of sales 304 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,242 and wasting an agent's time if you have 305 00:15:52,307 --> 00:15:55,187 zero intention of buying is the moral equivalent of... 306 00:15:55,317 --> 00:15:57,867 I don't know... robbing a liquor store? 307 00:15:57,878 --> 00:16:01,178 I hope we find something... perfect. 308 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,131 Something to die for. 309 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:05,634 I hope we fall in love at first sight. 310 00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:09,007 I hope we find something so perfect 311 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,355 that my checkbook leaps out of my purse 312 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,221 and writes an earnest money deposit 313 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,267 before I can stop it! 314 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,931 But probably not. 315 00:16:17,751 --> 00:16:18,927 No. 316 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:24,935 [EXHALES] It's okay. 317 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,687 [SCORE FADES OUT] 318 00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:28,834 [LUKE] Miranda, our client is willing to drop 15 grand 319 00:16:28,845 --> 00:16:30,167 off the price to repair the roof 320 00:16:30,178 --> 00:16:32,272 but there's nothing wrong with the floors. 321 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,711 Of course! And your people are welcome 322 00:16:34,721 --> 00:16:37,235 to carpet over it when it's theirs! 323 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,156 It's unreasonable to expect us to pay for them. 324 00:16:40,152 --> 00:16:42,282 No, no, no, no, no. Those maple floors are gorgeous. 325 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,133 Carpeting over them would be an act of vandalism. 326 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:46,423 We're not going to subsidize their bad choices. 327 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,377 Tell them about the 15 grand for the roof and then 328 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:51,258 tell them horror stories about dust mites and mold. 329 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,595 Scare their children and then call me back. 330 00:16:53,873 --> 00:16:55,413 Okay, bye. 331 00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,234 When there was only one set of footprints in the carpet, 332 00:16:59,744 --> 00:17:01,794 that's when you were carrying me. 333 00:17:02,683 --> 00:17:04,393 What's up? 334 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,397 Tell me about that client who was in yesterday. 335 00:17:07,634 --> 00:17:09,464 Not really a client. She owns one of the properties 336 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,947 Erik Toft wants to buy. 337 00:17:11,274 --> 00:17:13,480 - What do you know about her? - Not much. 338 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,581 Kay Bozer. She got an edge to her. 339 00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:17,726 No bullshit. 340 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,405 Kind of refreshing. 341 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:21,714 When she was in the office, she... 342 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,630 affected one of my devices. 343 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:26,212 [GENTLE SCORE] 344 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:27,797 What do you mean? 345 00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,955 It operates at a certain frequency 346 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:33,046 that is sensitive to certain phenomena. 347 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:35,230 It could be a coincidence, but... 348 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,641 the device operated properly again the moment she left. 349 00:17:40,490 --> 00:17:42,790 Will you be, uh, seeing the lady again? 350 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:46,193 We're having dinner Friday, as a matter of fact. 351 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,321 Kinda hit it off. [CHUCKLES] 352 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,903 So it's, uh... 353 00:17:51,144 --> 00:17:54,354 not an insidious plan to get her to sell? 354 00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:56,745 No, my insidious plan was to have a nice dinner 355 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,327 with an interesting lady. 356 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,622 My first since Megan, in fact. 357 00:18:01,998 --> 00:18:05,998 Would you, uh, be open to trying a sort of experiment? 358 00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:10,796 This device is really quite subtle. 359 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,673 You wear it behind your ear. 360 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,640 - She won't even see that... - I don't think so... 361 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,260 Luke, it's science. 362 00:18:16,387 --> 00:18:18,307 No! It's a dinner date with a nice lady. 363 00:18:18,579 --> 00:18:19,891 A nice lady 364 00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:23,112 who might just vibrate at 18.5 hertz. 365 00:18:24,218 --> 00:18:25,431 [SUCKS TEETH] 366 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:27,718 Let me see it. 367 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,407 See? No big thing. 368 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,831 I don't know. Feels creepy wearing a 369 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,376 metaphysical nicotine patch on our first date. 370 00:18:46,387 --> 00:18:48,637 Science is often creepy. 371 00:18:49,373 --> 00:18:52,083 But, if it isn't activated, she'll never know. 372 00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,795 - And if it is? - Run away. 373 00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,508 Run like hell. 374 00:18:58,095 --> 00:18:59,555 As fast as you can. 375 00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,220 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES OUT] 376 00:19:06,871 --> 00:19:08,461 [ZOOEY SIGHS] 377 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,693 Ah! You're back. 378 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,986 - Oh-ho. - [CHUCKLES] 379 00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:15,936 They are killing me, Augie. 380 00:19:16,277 --> 00:19:19,147 Not only are they draining me of my will to sell real estate, 381 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,485 they are draining me of my will to live. 382 00:19:21,496 --> 00:19:22,817 [AUGUST CHUCKLES] 383 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:26,248 You should talk to Luke. Just, uh, not right now. 384 00:19:26,782 --> 00:19:27,924 Why? 385 00:19:27,935 --> 00:19:30,605 It seems that, uh, one of Susan's clients 386 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:34,716 is involved in a transaction with one of Rita's clients 387 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:38,430 and Rita is unhappy about Susan's extended sabbatical. 388 00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,722 Rita Weiss: America's real estate sweetheart. 389 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,717 So, what else is happening in the real world? 390 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,349 Well, let's see... 391 00:19:45,476 --> 00:19:49,346 Uh, Luke is still trying to close the Toft deals. 392 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,070 He has developed a post-professional interest 393 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,532 in the woman who owns the adjacent property. 394 00:19:55,948 --> 00:19:58,696 - My spirit frequency device was... - Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! 395 00:19:58,707 --> 00:20:01,007 Did you just say post-professional? 396 00:20:01,471 --> 00:20:02,971 He's hot for her? 397 00:20:02,982 --> 00:20:05,417 Your words, not mine. 398 00:20:05,428 --> 00:20:09,808 Oh, my God! That'll teach me to leave the office, like, ever! 399 00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:11,587 Who is she? What is she like? 400 00:20:11,826 --> 00:20:13,326 We haven't met. 401 00:20:13,674 --> 00:20:15,036 But she, uh... 402 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,547 set off my device. 403 00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:18,264 [GIGGLES] 404 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,264 Apparently she did the same for Luke. 405 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,063 [LAUGHS, SIGHS AT HER OWN CLEVERNESS] 406 00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:27,426 [SIGHS] 407 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,100 [SCORE FADES OUT] 408 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,652 So, Luke tells me you're a licensed agent now. 409 00:20:36,076 --> 00:20:37,616 Congratulations. 410 00:20:38,310 --> 00:20:39,612 Thank you. 411 00:20:39,623 --> 00:20:41,163 - Hm. - [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 412 00:20:42,026 --> 00:20:43,736 You know, I always liked you, Zooey. 413 00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:47,295 You strike me as an oasis of pragmatism 414 00:20:47,984 --> 00:20:49,904 in a place obsessed with fantasy, 415 00:20:50,472 --> 00:20:53,450 like the last personal injury attorney in a 416 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:55,341 hastily assembled amusement park. 417 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,591 May I give you a piece of advice? 418 00:20:58,716 --> 00:21:00,256 I guess so. 419 00:21:00,310 --> 00:21:02,570 Always give the client 420 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,182 what they need. 421 00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:06,315 Not what they want. 422 00:21:06,701 --> 00:21:08,089 Yeah? Hm. 423 00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,720 Do you know what I used to be? 424 00:21:10,605 --> 00:21:12,565 I got my masters in philosophy. 425 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:15,763 Oh, yes. I focused on Kierkegaard. 426 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,886 The aesthetic, the ethical and the religious. 427 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,810 Well, you can imagine how 428 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,701 gracefully that interacted with a career in real estate. 429 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,828 Zero sales. 430 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:29,068 - So, what did you do? - So I shifted gears. 431 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,539 I focused on the primacy of the individual 432 00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,705 and of individual concerns above any abstract reality 433 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:36,705 or grand metaphysical system. 434 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,506 Still couldn't sell a salmon to a grizzly bear. 435 00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:42,303 This is all great stuff, 436 00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:44,176 but what am I supposed to do with any of it? 437 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,853 I realized that I was vastly overthinking the whole thing 438 00:21:47,973 --> 00:21:51,523 and that my clients were ignorant doorknobs 439 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,524 incapable of articulating their own desires. 440 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,022 So, I looked at their lifestyles 441 00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,899 and I showed them corresponding inventory. 442 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:03,237 I focused on what they deeply needed, 443 00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:05,534 not what they said they wanted 444 00:22:05,658 --> 00:22:07,408 because seldom are they the same thing. 445 00:22:08,046 --> 00:22:09,484 - Preach! - Mm. 446 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:13,715 The moment I fully embraced my intellectual authority 447 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,919 and saw my clients as the low-level primates that they are 448 00:22:18,629 --> 00:22:21,009 my business tripled overnight. 449 00:22:21,394 --> 00:22:23,620 I was able to pay off my student loans, 450 00:22:23,631 --> 00:22:26,171 buy a Cadillac Escalade... 451 00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:28,386 and divorce my husband. 452 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,434 So sad. 453 00:22:31,842 --> 00:22:33,552 Yet inspiring. 454 00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,734 Well, that's the big secret. 455 00:22:36,015 --> 00:22:38,565 You are smarter than your clients. 456 00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,741 I totally am! 457 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:47,071 Oh, you might want to pass it along to Captain Goodhair. 458 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:50,739 He still seems to think that clients deserve our respect. 459 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:53,120 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - That's adorable. 460 00:22:53,247 --> 00:22:54,787 [BOTH LAUGHING] 461 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,246 Oh. 462 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,086 [SIGHS] 463 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,380 Still crazy. 464 00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,046 [SCORE FADES OUT] 465 00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:06,054 How'd it go? 466 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,302 Well, he took the device. 467 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,059 We'll see if he actually deploys it. 468 00:23:10,513 --> 00:23:11,880 There is something creepy about it, 469 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:13,601 - you know? - Yeah. 470 00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,976 On the subject of creepy, you know those missing kids? 471 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,609 Yeah, I've heard something about them. 472 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,221 Something rings a bell. 473 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:21,732 [CREEPY SCORE] 474 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,399 [BURBLING WATER] 475 00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:26,569 [CROW CAWING] 476 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,787 [CROW CAWING] 477 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,762 [UNINTELLIGIBLE FEMALE VOICE] 478 00:23:44,882 --> 00:23:47,092 Hey! Are you okay? 479 00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,270 [CREEPY SCORE INTENSIFIES] 480 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,028 [HIGH-PITCHED RINGING] 481 00:24:14,078 --> 00:24:15,658 What's the matter? 482 00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,880 [SHUSHING] 483 00:24:28,011 --> 00:24:29,224 Hey! 484 00:24:29,559 --> 00:24:31,099 You shouldn't be here. 485 00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:34,731 This is where those... [SCREAMING] 486 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,390 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 487 00:24:38,936 --> 00:24:40,346 [CREEPY SCORE FADES OUT] 488 00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,019 [RAP MUSIC; MAN VOCALIZING] 489 00:24:44,287 --> 00:24:45,957 Ladies, how was your day? 490 00:24:46,691 --> 00:24:48,685 'Cause it's about to get a whole lot better. 491 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,236 [RAP MUSIC INTENSIFIES, GETS LOUDER] 492 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,532 [ENGINE REVVING, TIRES SQUEALING] 493 00:24:55,850 --> 00:24:57,944 So, there are two houses left on the list 494 00:24:57,962 --> 00:24:59,422 Susan made up for you. 495 00:24:59,433 --> 00:25:01,103 We're coming up to the first one... 496 00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:02,713 and... 497 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,545 - we're driving away! - What?! 498 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,840 It's not right. Tiny rooms, no natural lighting 499 00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,667 and the raccoons in the yard? Yeah, they're not 500 00:25:08,678 --> 00:25:10,623 the helpful Disney kind. They'll cut a bitch. 501 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,434 - I still wouldn't mind... - Nah, you hate it already. 502 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:16,013 So, moving on to bachelorette number two. 503 00:25:16,255 --> 00:25:19,465 Here she comes, and... 504 00:25:19,594 --> 00:25:21,134 - there she goes. - Wait! Slow down. 505 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,905 Bye! 506 00:25:23,022 --> 00:25:24,522 Two bedrooms, two baths, 507 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:26,453 fully finished basement and a home office. 508 00:25:26,744 --> 00:25:28,914 All the stuff you wanted and none of the shit you need. 509 00:25:29,224 --> 00:25:30,634 Zooey, can't we just... ? 510 00:25:30,645 --> 00:25:32,282 Price is on the high side of your range. 511 00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:35,284 Add in the HOA fees and to make PITI you're gonna need 512 00:25:35,295 --> 00:25:37,643 a bake sale every month, which is going to be impossible. Why? 513 00:25:37,654 --> 00:25:39,694 Because your kitchen is too frickin' small! 514 00:25:39,815 --> 00:25:42,119 So, that's it for Susan's houses. 515 00:25:42,130 --> 00:25:45,460 Now it's time for me to rock your world. 516 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,918 - [TIRES SCREECH] - [LAUGHING] 517 00:25:49,506 --> 00:25:50,966 [MUSIC FADES OUT] 518 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,631 [CREEPY SCORE] 519 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,600 [LOUD CACOPHONY] 520 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:09,567 - [CACOPHONY FADES OUT] - [CREEPY SCORE CONTINUES] 521 00:26:09,578 --> 00:26:11,328 Right on time. 522 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,110 Hi. 523 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:17,698 Look. 524 00:26:18,295 --> 00:26:19,835 It's a blood moon tonight. 525 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:21,960 Pardon me? 526 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,621 A blood moon. 527 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:26,668 The direct sunlight on earth passes through the atmosphere 528 00:26:26,794 --> 00:26:28,464 and is projected onto the moon; 529 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,299 Makes it all red and spooky. 530 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,304 Hasn't happened for two and a half years. 531 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:37,637 So this is a special night. 532 00:26:39,932 --> 00:26:41,472 Very. 533 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,480 [WOMAN VOCALIZING] 534 00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:56,985 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 535 00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,947 [DRAMATIC SCORE] 536 00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:18,967 [ENERGETIC VIOLINS PLAYING] 537 00:27:28,605 --> 00:27:30,145 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 538 00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:39,196 [SCORE FADES OUT] 539 00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:44,705 [KAY] I like your eyes. 540 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,080 - [LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] - [KAY LAUGHS] 541 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:49,581 No, I do. 542 00:27:50,586 --> 00:27:52,296 They've seen a lot. 543 00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:59,428 Most men your age... our age... 544 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:02,063 still have the eyes of adolescent boys. 545 00:28:03,223 --> 00:28:06,023 Too many Saturday open houses will do that to a person. 546 00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,693 [KAY CHUCKLES] 547 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,558 So, you're not seeing anyone? 548 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:15,149 Nobody special. 549 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:17,806 You? 550 00:28:17,817 --> 00:28:19,367 Mm-mm. 551 00:28:19,448 --> 00:28:21,948 Well, that's about to change. 552 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:26,366 You're somebody special? 553 00:28:27,970 --> 00:28:30,430 You have no idea. 554 00:28:31,585 --> 00:28:33,805 So, here we are. The steak tartare. 555 00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:37,385 And the roasted Cornish hen for the gentleman. 556 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,514 [CREEPY TINKLING] 557 00:28:41,256 --> 00:28:42,796 Anything else? 558 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,889 Anything at all? 559 00:28:49,603 --> 00:28:50,785 Please? 560 00:28:52,525 --> 00:28:55,025 We're good. Thanks. 561 00:28:57,773 --> 00:28:59,773 Everything looks delicious. 562 00:29:00,187 --> 00:29:01,857 You look delicious. 563 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,844 [CAR ENGINE TURNS OFF] 564 00:29:17,951 --> 00:29:19,501 [DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE] 565 00:29:22,138 --> 00:29:23,678 Ta-da! 566 00:29:24,293 --> 00:29:27,583 Two bedrooms; Two baths; Gorgeous sunroom. 567 00:29:27,594 --> 00:29:30,764 All living space on one level, no finished basement. 568 00:29:31,107 --> 00:29:33,109 Finished basement was on the list. 569 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,290 You don't need one. There's tons of storage. 570 00:29:36,438 --> 00:29:39,058 Just picture yourself in the space. 571 00:29:39,181 --> 00:29:41,811 Your couch, your photos on the wall, 572 00:29:41,822 --> 00:29:45,492 your favorite meal cooking in the fully functional, spacious kitchen. 573 00:29:45,865 --> 00:29:48,077 Just picture the house for what it could be 574 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,128 with your undies in the drawer. 575 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,374 Is the neighborhood safe? 576 00:29:52,599 --> 00:29:55,519 Of course. You need to be safe. 577 00:29:55,544 --> 00:29:57,884 You need to be happy. You need sunshine. 578 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,555 But most of all, you need to come home every night 579 00:30:00,674 --> 00:30:02,724 and close the door against the world 580 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,720 in a house that loves you back. 581 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:08,433 We can afford something fancier. 582 00:30:08,557 --> 00:30:10,557 This point in your lives, you don't need to be house poor. 583 00:30:10,796 --> 00:30:12,466 You need to be life rich. 584 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:15,267 I mean, with this house you can still afford fancy wines 585 00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:16,977 and concert tickets; 586 00:30:17,026 --> 00:30:19,896 Vacations somewhere warm and impractical anniversary gifts. 587 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,570 [CHUCKLING] 588 00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:24,171 And all in a place that feels like home. 589 00:30:26,402 --> 00:30:28,072 I do kinda love it. 590 00:30:28,216 --> 00:30:30,543 [SIGHS] It's such a big decision. 591 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:34,042 Hey, I can only find you the house you were born to live in. 592 00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:35,956 Can't give you the cojones to buy it. 593 00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:39,959 [LIGHT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 594 00:30:39,970 --> 00:30:41,973 Well, and the place has been in my family for generations. 595 00:30:41,984 --> 00:30:45,290 It's just simpler to keep the title with the firm in Budapest. 596 00:30:45,301 --> 00:30:47,469 You know, tax purposes and all. 597 00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:51,141 And just like that we're back to talking business. 598 00:30:52,642 --> 00:30:54,192 Okay. 599 00:30:54,728 --> 00:30:56,268 Let's stop fighting it. 600 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,896 Let's give in. 601 00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,737 Well, I'm not going to give you a hard sell here. 602 00:31:03,362 --> 00:31:04,902 What a relief. 603 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:08,525 I bet you can be terribly persuasive. 604 00:31:09,117 --> 00:31:11,157 To the point of irresistibility. 605 00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,161 I'm just going to tell you one thing: 606 00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:16,883 You will never get nearly as much 607 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,040 as my client is willing to pay for your property right now. 608 00:31:20,921 --> 00:31:22,461 Ever. 609 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:24,880 Ooh. 610 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:26,840 Never. 611 00:31:27,692 --> 00:31:30,753 That's such a long time. 612 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:32,394 [CREEPY TINKLING] 613 00:31:33,394 --> 00:31:34,464 Long... 614 00:31:35,687 --> 00:31:36,764 time. 615 00:31:38,964 --> 00:31:41,127 - Hey, Luke. So, I've got good news - [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE] 616 00:31:41,138 --> 00:31:42,473 and bad news. 617 00:31:42,484 --> 00:31:44,244 Uh, good news is that the Dunn-Herberts 618 00:31:44,361 --> 00:31:45,861 are no longer lookie-loos... 619 00:31:45,954 --> 00:31:47,744 they're buyers! 620 00:31:47,793 --> 00:31:50,163 Bad news is, uh... 621 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,539 Yeah. It's a Rita Weiss listing. 622 00:31:53,550 --> 00:31:55,800 Hope we can still be friends! 'Kay, bye! 623 00:31:57,952 --> 00:31:59,026 Ooh. 624 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,458 [MISCHIEVOUS SCORE FADES OUT] 625 00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:03,877 [GENTLE SCORE] 626 00:32:04,950 --> 00:32:06,089 August! 627 00:32:06,764 --> 00:32:08,724 So, I've been reading up on Hungarian legends. 628 00:32:09,980 --> 00:32:11,940 Ah. The Budapest lawyer. 629 00:32:11,951 --> 00:32:13,640 Exactly. What's her name? 630 00:32:13,651 --> 00:32:15,321 The-the lady that Luke's going out with? 631 00:32:15,392 --> 00:32:17,022 Bozer. Kay Bozer. 632 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:18,694 - Look at this. - [BOOK SLIDING ON DESK] 633 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:21,356 [SCORE TURNS DARKER] 634 00:32:21,677 --> 00:32:23,517 Mm. Lovely. 635 00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:25,328 This is a Hungarian witch. 636 00:32:25,339 --> 00:32:27,309 Legend has it that she has the power to fly, 637 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,541 or to transform herself into a girl or woman of any age. 638 00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,682 Men and boys are helpless against her. 639 00:32:33,189 --> 00:32:34,859 Men and boys. 640 00:32:35,155 --> 00:32:37,695 Yeah, I've seen that legend in several cultures. 641 00:32:37,706 --> 00:32:39,286 But the thing is, she can only survive 642 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:40,876 by soaking in the blood of a living male 643 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,591 in the light of a blood moon. 644 00:32:42,871 --> 00:32:46,121 The blood moon recharges her until the next one comes along. 645 00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,625 Oh, dear. Those missing teenagers. 646 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:53,390 Tonight is a blood moon. The first in years. 647 00:32:54,848 --> 00:32:56,388 We need to warn Luke. 648 00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,767 Guess what they call her in Hungary? 649 00:33:01,476 --> 00:33:03,266 Boszorkány. 650 00:33:03,657 --> 00:33:04,703 Bozer. 651 00:33:04,714 --> 00:33:06,554 Close enough. 652 00:33:07,068 --> 00:33:08,608 [SCORE CRESCENDOS, FADES OUT] 653 00:33:12,449 --> 00:33:13,949 - [DRAMATIC BOOM] - [URGENT SCORE] 654 00:33:15,091 --> 00:33:16,799 They really shouldn't play Walking On Sunshine 655 00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,321 when you're on hold with 9-1-1. 656 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:19,872 Try Luke again. 657 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,708 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 658 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:24,384 [SCORE TURNS SINISTER] 659 00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:31,048 [TURNS CAR OFF] 660 00:33:32,802 --> 00:33:34,222 [PHONE BUZZING] 661 00:33:37,349 --> 00:33:38,889 Come in for a nightcap. 662 00:33:39,017 --> 00:33:40,557 [CLICKS OFF PHONE] 663 00:33:41,737 --> 00:33:43,657 I'd love to. 664 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,230 [SEATBELT CLICKS] 665 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,623 [GLASSES CLINKING] 666 00:34:05,669 --> 00:34:07,249 [LIQUID POURING] 667 00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:15,854 It's Kékfrankos. 668 00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:18,100 From Hungary. 669 00:34:18,682 --> 00:34:20,272 - [DRAMATIC BOOM] - [GLASSES CLINK] 670 00:34:27,732 --> 00:34:29,532 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 671 00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:31,358 Mm. 672 00:34:32,088 --> 00:34:33,708 Spicy. 673 00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:35,259 (IN HUNGARIAN) You have no idea. 674 00:34:38,781 --> 00:34:40,611 You know, 675 00:34:40,776 --> 00:34:43,606 I'm very choosy about men, Luke. 676 00:34:45,750 --> 00:34:47,340 Boys, on the other hand. 677 00:34:47,518 --> 00:34:49,108 On the other hand. 678 00:34:49,595 --> 00:34:51,425 - Boys are a dime a dozen. - [ECHOING] 679 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,130 Dime a dozen. 680 00:34:53,717 --> 00:34:55,127 Boys are like wine 681 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,140 that just went into the barrel. 682 00:34:57,151 --> 00:34:58,741 Just went into the barrel. 683 00:34:58,972 --> 00:35:00,682 They haven't become complex... 684 00:35:00,807 --> 00:35:03,387 complex, or interesting. 685 00:35:03,898 --> 00:35:06,927 They're just an amalgam of chemicals... 686 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:08,478 [KISS] 687 00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:10,925 Hormones... 688 00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,859 testosterone. 689 00:35:14,931 --> 00:35:18,761 Boys are only good for two things: 690 00:35:19,995 --> 00:35:21,575 Keeping me young... 691 00:35:22,746 --> 00:35:25,326 and becoming men like you. 692 00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:28,709 - [HIGH-PITCHED TONE] - Come. 693 00:35:52,938 --> 00:35:54,558 You know breaking and entering is a crime. 694 00:35:54,569 --> 00:35:56,279 Heavens, yes! A very serious crime. 695 00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:57,840 Glad that's on your radar. 696 00:35:58,567 --> 00:36:00,487 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 697 00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:02,374 [KAY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 698 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,619 [DRAMATIC SCORE CONTINUES] 699 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,554 [KAY SPEAKING HUNGARIAN] 700 00:36:18,218 --> 00:36:19,758 [KAY SPEAKING HUNGARIAN] 701 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:26,563 [KAY SPEAKING HUNGARIAN] 702 00:36:31,349 --> 00:36:32,605 Luke!? 703 00:36:34,401 --> 00:36:36,071 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 704 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:38,320 [CREEPY TINKLING] 705 00:36:38,921 --> 00:36:40,751 - Luke? - [LUKE] Hm... 706 00:36:41,658 --> 00:36:43,238 She needs the moonlight. 707 00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:45,720 Block the moonlight 708 00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:51,415 [KAY SPEAKING HUNGARIAN] 709 00:36:53,035 --> 00:36:55,955 Auggie! Snap out of it. Luke! Help Luke! 710 00:36:58,101 --> 00:36:59,691 [PHIL YELLS] 711 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,435 [GRUNT] 712 00:37:04,848 --> 00:37:06,768 [KAY SPEAKING HUNGARIAN] 713 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:12,687 [OPERATIC CHORAL SINGING] 714 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:16,324 [IN HUNGARIAN] I'm waiting for you. 715 00:37:17,193 --> 00:37:18,863 [IN HUNGARIAN] Keep waiting, Boszorkány. 716 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:22,279 [SHRIEKING] 717 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:29,657 [WHOOSHING BREATH] 718 00:37:29,789 --> 00:37:31,369 [AUGUST] Let's get you out of here. 719 00:37:32,125 --> 00:37:33,635 [KAY] Where am I? 720 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:35,382 [WIND BLOWING] 721 00:37:35,393 --> 00:37:36,943 What's-what's going on? 722 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,631 - Oh. - [DRAMATIC SCORE] 723 00:37:52,437 --> 00:37:53,977 [BURBLING] 724 00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:00,150 [BURBLING ECHOES] 725 00:38:06,826 --> 00:38:08,326 Yeah. 726 00:38:09,394 --> 00:38:10,944 I gotta be honest, big guy... 727 00:38:11,577 --> 00:38:13,127 she's kinda old for you. 728 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,707 Redheads. 729 00:38:18,671 --> 00:38:21,241 [DRAMATIC SCORE FADES OUT] 730 00:38:22,208 --> 00:38:23,798 - [LIVELY MUSIC] - [LIVELY CONVERSATIONS] 731 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:32,183 [CHEERING] 732 00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:34,100 [HOOTING, APPLAUSE] 733 00:38:39,381 --> 00:38:42,264 Foot spray, spilt beer. 734 00:38:42,275 --> 00:38:43,815 Smells like... 735 00:38:45,214 --> 00:38:47,054 victory. 736 00:38:50,874 --> 00:38:53,214 Uh, let me know when Susan gets here. 737 00:38:54,875 --> 00:38:57,915 - Ha-ha, hi. - There she is! 738 00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,586 My only very slightly younger 739 00:38:59,772 --> 00:39:03,152 but not even a little more attractive sister. 740 00:39:03,269 --> 00:39:05,229 - Uh-huh. - Get her a drink! 741 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,549 I will tell you when to stop pouring. 742 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,890 - [OTHERS LAUGHING] - [ZOOEY] Thank you. 743 00:39:15,198 --> 00:39:17,010 [COUGHING] Um... 744 00:39:17,021 --> 00:39:19,191 Uh, what is this? 745 00:39:19,315 --> 00:39:20,935 White wine shandy. 746 00:39:21,067 --> 00:39:22,567 [GROUP LAUGHING] 747 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,364 We add elderflower liqueur to it. 748 00:39:25,488 --> 00:39:28,158 It's the official drink of the "Listed Sisters"! 749 00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,408 It's our organized group 750 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,125 of powerful female real estate agents 751 00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:36,366 that aren't at all sad, or trying too hard. 752 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:37,829 [OTHERS LAUGHING] 753 00:39:37,959 --> 00:39:39,709 - Sign me up. - Ah. 754 00:39:39,836 --> 00:39:43,445 Zooey, I love your nails! Where do you get them done? 755 00:39:43,456 --> 00:39:45,826 I, uh... do them myself. Um... 756 00:39:46,610 --> 00:39:48,514 I've always wanted to get my helix pierced 757 00:39:48,525 --> 00:39:50,565 but I'm too scared. 758 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:53,389 Ladies, ladies, relax. You'll all have 759 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:54,976 your "Zooey time." 760 00:39:54,987 --> 00:39:57,787 After all, she's one of us. 761 00:39:58,135 --> 00:40:01,805 - [OTHERS CHANTING] - One of us. One of us. One of us. 762 00:40:02,501 --> 00:40:03,712 [ECHOING] One of us. 763 00:40:03,723 --> 00:40:05,183 One of us. 764 00:40:05,194 --> 00:40:07,454 One of us. One of us. 765 00:40:07,681 --> 00:40:10,731 - One of us. One of us. - [DISTRESSED VOCALIZING] 766 00:40:10,742 --> 00:40:14,252 No! Nooooo! 767 00:40:14,550 --> 00:40:16,180 [CRYING] 768 00:40:18,505 --> 00:40:20,980 - [SPAGHETTI WESTERN MUSIC] - Huh. 769 00:40:21,770 --> 00:40:23,440 Oh-ho-ho... 770 00:40:25,806 --> 00:40:27,142 Luke. 771 00:40:27,832 --> 00:40:29,722 [SUCKS TEETH] Greg. 772 00:40:34,893 --> 00:40:37,023 - Nice to see you again. - You as well. 773 00:40:37,185 --> 00:40:39,065 [COUNTRY AND WESTERN MUSIC] 774 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:40,807 [BOWLING BALL SCATTERING PINS] 775 00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,609 Wah, wah. 776 00:40:42,732 --> 00:40:44,282 Anywho... 777 00:40:47,687 --> 00:40:49,937 - Are you okay? - You get my messages? 778 00:40:49,995 --> 00:40:51,788 I did! That's great! You took a client 779 00:40:51,799 --> 00:40:53,509 that I never thought would amount to anything 780 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:54,900 and you sold 'em a house! 781 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:56,541 - A Rita house. - A Rita house 782 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:58,333 that we're still going to make half commission on! 783 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,416 From zero to payday. I am so proud of you. 784 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,751 And all it cost was my soul. 785 00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:08,467 It is a sale that us grownups make every day. 786 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:10,343 You did good. 787 00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:11,928 - Oh, and hey... - [GENTLE SCORE] 788 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,590 you are going to love this. 789 00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:16,722 I told Erik Toft that the property he wanted to buy 790 00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:19,269 was the site of horrific murders and bloodletting. 791 00:41:19,786 --> 00:41:21,301 Full disclosure, you know. 792 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,772 And guess what he says... 793 00:41:23,249 --> 00:41:24,721 [LAUGHING] No. 794 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:27,822 He says an ITF regulation tennis court 795 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:30,423 is the only proper way to honor their memory. 796 00:41:30,655 --> 00:41:32,875 So that sale is gonna happen, too. 797 00:41:32,957 --> 00:41:34,627 - Wow. - Oh. 798 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,870 - Life is funny. - You got that right. 799 00:41:44,499 --> 00:41:46,049 You seen Susan? 800 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,132 This is her event! 801 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,050 Uh... 802 00:41:51,602 --> 00:41:53,142 No, actually. 803 00:41:58,704 --> 00:42:00,254 I have to go. 804 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,808 I planned the event. People are counting on me. 805 00:42:03,996 --> 00:42:07,046 I've enjoyed having you here these past few days. 806 00:42:07,541 --> 00:42:10,236 - We've bonded. - [DOOR LOCKS ENGAGING] 807 00:42:10,361 --> 00:42:11,821 - [DRAMATIC BOOM] - [LOCK ENGAGES] 808 00:42:11,832 --> 00:42:13,292 Unlock the door! 809 00:42:13,531 --> 00:42:15,201 [DESCENDING TONES FROM SMART HOME DEVICE] 810 00:42:15,324 --> 00:42:16,874 Shut down security system. 811 00:42:17,505 --> 00:42:19,665 We've bonded, Susan. 812 00:42:19,829 --> 00:42:22,249 - Unlock the door! - Don't go. 813 00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:23,792 House! Shut down... 814 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,040 [SCRAPING, RUMBLING] 815 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,424 House! Let me out! 816 00:42:31,591 --> 00:42:33,131 [SCREAMING] 817 00:42:34,927 --> 00:42:36,467 [DRAMATIC BOOM] 818 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,734 [DRAMATIC SCORE FADES OUT] 819 00:42:43,392 --> 00:42:44,691 [SMART HOME DEVICE CHIMES] 820 00:42:44,702 --> 00:42:46,242 [GENTLE PIANO PLAYING IN DISTANCE] 821 00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,898 [GENTLE SURF IN DISTANCE] 822 00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,324 [PIANO PLAYING FADES OUT] 823 00:42:56,588 --> 00:42:58,128 [FAST, STACCATO PIANO MUSIC] 824 00:42:58,542 --> 00:43:03,542 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 57302

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