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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,300 --> 00:00:08,300 ["Too Late" playing] 2 00:00:08,301 --> 00:00:10,345 [patrons chattering, laughing] 3 00:00:31,324 --> 00:00:32,741 [friends cheering, chattering] 4 00:00:40,458 --> 00:00:42,460 [indistinct chattering fades out] 5 00:00:43,962 --> 00:00:45,171 [Christine] Any day now. 6 00:00:45,922 --> 00:00:46,965 [Lisa] Any day now what? 7 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:49,759 Till someone proposes. 8 00:00:51,386 --> 00:00:53,095 [friend, muffled] Earth to Leese. 9 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,806 - [normal] Earth to Leese. - Sorry. What was that? [chuckles] 10 00:00:55,807 --> 00:00:58,684 We were just saying you're the next one down the aisle. 11 00:00:58,685 --> 00:01:01,896 - Oh, no. I don't know about that. - If you don't want Veggie, I'll have him. 12 00:01:01,897 --> 00:01:04,814 Well, you're basically married anyway. What's stopping you? 13 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,276 Nothing. It's just not the right time. 14 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:10,654 Plus, Veggie would probably want to get down to his ideal tuxedo weight, so... 15 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,698 - [chuckles] It's just Lisa being Lisa. - Ah. 16 00:01:12,699 --> 00:01:16,535 You know what she's like. Has to make everything so complicated. [chuckles] 17 00:01:16,536 --> 00:01:18,996 Ooh, did I tell you I saw Penny from uni? 18 00:01:18,997 --> 00:01:19,956 - Mmm. - [friend 2] Spill. 19 00:01:19,956 --> 00:01:22,334 - [friend 3] Nose job, fillers, one boob. - [friend 2] Shut up. 20 00:01:22,334 --> 00:01:24,960 - Oi! Lisa Osgood, where are you going? - Just the loo. 21 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,838 Okay. Well, hurry back, 'cause it's your round next. 22 00:01:26,838 --> 00:01:27,922 Okay. 23 00:01:27,923 --> 00:01:31,384 [friends chattering indistinctly] 24 00:01:34,137 --> 00:01:35,138 [sighs] 25 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:45,481 Hi. Hi. I'm Lisa Vedge. 26 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:49,652 I am... [clicks tongue] I'm Mrs. Vedge. 27 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:51,153 [patron in cubicle 1 laughs] 28 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,864 - Vedge. Mrs. Vedge. - [patron 1] Get out while you can! 29 00:01:53,865 --> 00:01:56,493 [patron 2] Don't listen to her, Lisa Vedge! We're all rooting for you! 30 00:01:56,493 --> 00:01:59,161 [patron 1] If taking his name makes you sound that unhappy, love... 31 00:01:59,162 --> 00:02:00,622 - Oh. I... I... Yeah. - I'd get out now. 32 00:02:00,622 --> 00:02:02,102 - [patron 2] Hey... - Uh, sorry. Yeah. 33 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:07,212 [patrons cheering, shouting] 34 00:02:09,381 --> 00:02:10,631 Hi. 35 00:02:10,632 --> 00:02:13,008 - [bartender] Yeah? - Hiya. Can I get ten tequilas please? 36 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,052 Do you want a tray? 37 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,346 No. I'll just do 'em all here. 38 00:02:53,091 --> 00:02:54,342 [cell phone ringing] 39 00:03:00,515 --> 00:03:01,850 [ringing continues] 40 00:03:04,728 --> 00:03:06,437 - Hello? - I don't feel good. 41 00:03:06,438 --> 00:03:08,857 Lisa? Where are you calling from? Where are you? 42 00:03:09,441 --> 00:03:11,483 London. Somewhere. 43 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:14,321 - Okay, that's a good start. - Oh, yeah. I'm on a street phone. 44 00:03:15,155 --> 00:03:16,322 A street phone? 45 00:03:16,323 --> 00:03:18,866 Like when the phone is in its own little greenhouse. 46 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,785 A pay phone? Why are you calling me from a pay phone? 47 00:03:20,785 --> 00:03:21,869 Exactly. 48 00:03:21,870 --> 00:03:23,621 Not exact... Okay, I'll repeat the question. 49 00:03:23,622 --> 00:03:25,247 Why are you calling me from a pay phone? 50 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,707 I lost my phone. 51 00:03:26,708 --> 00:03:30,253 And the worst part about it is, I just don't even know where I lost it. 52 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:33,422 Wait. But you remembered my number? 53 00:03:33,423 --> 00:03:34,965 Yeah, obviously, Danny. 54 00:03:34,966 --> 00:03:36,926 - [inhales deeply] - Danny! 55 00:03:36,927 --> 00:03:38,844 - Yes. Talk to me. What's going on? - Okay. 56 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:42,223 So, you know it was my mate Gemma's hen night? 57 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:43,849 - Sure. - I might have had just 58 00:03:43,850 --> 00:03:45,809 a little bit drink... Drank too much. 59 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:47,145 - And then... - [grunts, exhales sharply] 60 00:03:47,145 --> 00:03:49,065 I might have just passed out for a little bit. 61 00:03:49,773 --> 00:03:52,691 But when I woke up, they all must have thought 62 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:56,487 that I went home, because they all just left without me. 63 00:03:56,488 --> 00:03:58,614 - Have you called Veggie? - Yeah. 64 00:03:58,615 --> 00:04:02,743 But Veggie... I mean, nothing wakes him up when he's asleep. 65 00:04:02,744 --> 00:04:05,663 - [cell phone ringing] - [snoring] 66 00:04:05,664 --> 00:04:07,999 Look, focus for me please. Where exactly are you now? 67 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,836 Okay, I'm being honest, right? Here's the thing. 68 00:04:13,171 --> 00:04:14,505 I just don't know. 69 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:16,591 Okay, okay. That's fine. Don't worry. Let's narrow it down. 70 00:04:16,591 --> 00:04:18,969 - Where was the club? - Mmm. Yeah. 71 00:04:20,178 --> 00:04:21,513 - It was in Hoxton. - [Danny] All right. 72 00:04:21,513 --> 00:04:24,598 - How long have you been walking for? - Between 20 minutes 73 00:04:24,599 --> 00:04:26,308 and an hour and a half. 74 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:29,312 Okay. Have a little look around. Any street signs near you? 75 00:04:30,146 --> 00:04:32,274 Can you just, like, hold a second? 76 00:04:35,735 --> 00:04:36,861 Lisa? 77 00:04:39,531 --> 00:04:40,532 Lisa? 78 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,244 Danny, what was I doing again? 79 00:04:45,245 --> 00:04:47,371 - Okay, look. This is how we're doing this. - Okay. 80 00:04:47,372 --> 00:04:49,790 I don't care if you have to steal it from a pensioner. 81 00:04:49,791 --> 00:04:51,750 You're gonna get yourself a phone, drop me a pin. 82 00:04:51,751 --> 00:04:53,085 - Okay. - Yeah. 83 00:04:53,086 --> 00:04:55,671 - What's a pin? - [clicks tongue] It's where you are. 84 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:56,923 [sighs] 85 00:04:58,508 --> 00:05:00,551 - I don't see it. - [Danny] No, no, no, no, no. 86 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:02,428 You're not meant to s... [inhales sharply] 87 00:05:02,429 --> 00:05:05,055 Just find me a phone and send me a text with your location. 88 00:05:05,056 --> 00:05:06,432 - Okay. Yes. - [Danny] Yeah. 89 00:05:06,433 --> 00:05:09,518 Um, what sh... Uh, what do you want me to say? 90 00:05:09,519 --> 00:05:11,897 The message isn't the... That's not... [inhales sharply] No, no, no. 91 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:14,440 Okay, just... [stammers] Send me a... [stammers]...little text, 92 00:05:14,441 --> 00:05:17,151 - "Hello, Danny." Put that in it, okay? - Well, okay. 93 00:05:17,152 --> 00:05:18,777 Look, I just wanna help you get home. 94 00:05:18,778 --> 00:05:20,280 So can you please do this one thing for me? 95 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:22,239 [Lisa] Yes... Maybe. 96 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:23,617 - Great. - Probably. 97 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:25,619 That'll do. Okay. 98 00:05:26,119 --> 00:05:27,870 Call me back from this phone in half an hour 99 00:05:27,871 --> 00:05:29,122 if you can't find another, okay? 100 00:05:29,122 --> 00:05:31,457 - If I can't find another what? - [line beeping] 101 00:05:31,458 --> 00:05:33,293 Lisa, you need to put money in that street phone. 102 00:05:33,293 --> 00:05:34,752 - No... - [line disconnects] 103 00:05:34,753 --> 00:05:37,273 - [automated voice] To call back, press 1. - [clicks tongue] Oh. 104 00:05:42,677 --> 00:05:44,512 [phone line beeping] 105 00:05:48,099 --> 00:05:49,100 [sighs] 106 00:06:23,927 --> 00:06:24,807 [Danny] Come on, Lisa. 107 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,356 [timer beeping] 108 00:06:48,827 --> 00:06:51,913 [breathing heavily] 109 00:06:55,584 --> 00:06:56,918 [cell phone ringing] 110 00:07:00,964 --> 00:07:02,464 - Hi! - [Danny] Oh, hey. 111 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,757 Finally got... You got a phone? 112 00:07:03,758 --> 00:07:06,302 - I did. This is Al's phone. - [Al] Am I on TikTok? 113 00:07:06,303 --> 00:07:07,928 No, you're not. It's just... just me. 114 00:07:07,929 --> 00:07:12,099 I'm in Al's shop. Al has got a phone and he's got a shop. 115 00:07:12,100 --> 00:07:13,309 Can you believe that? 116 00:07:13,310 --> 00:07:15,895 - [Al] I've had this shop since 1996. - [Lisa] What? 117 00:07:15,896 --> 00:07:20,399 - He's had this shop since 1996. - Yes, I heard that bit. Uh, where are you? 118 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,817 I told you, I'm in Al's shop. 119 00:07:21,818 --> 00:07:23,111 - Of course, Al's. - [Lisa chuckling] 120 00:07:23,111 --> 00:07:25,947 I'll just look for that on the map. Would you believe it? It is not there. 121 00:07:25,947 --> 00:07:27,907 - That's weird. - It is quite weird. 122 00:07:27,908 --> 00:07:30,034 Yeah. Look, please. Which part of London are you in? 123 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:32,244 - [chuckling] Al... [chuckling] - Yes? 124 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:34,455 Sorry, where are we? [chuckles] 125 00:07:34,456 --> 00:07:36,290 [Al] This is Well Street, Hackney, dear. 126 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:38,501 - [Lisa] Oh. That's good. - Okay. Bear with... 127 00:07:39,419 --> 00:07:41,087 Yeah. Okay, you're on your way home, kind of. 128 00:07:41,087 --> 00:07:42,923 - Am I? That is good news. - [Danny] Yeah, yeah. 129 00:07:42,923 --> 00:07:44,174 Yeah. Huh... 130 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,511 - Okay. You can get a bus home from there. - Right. 131 00:07:48,511 --> 00:07:52,014 It's like I was supposed to come to Hackney 132 00:07:52,015 --> 00:07:54,141 so that this moment could happen. 133 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:56,393 - Do you know what I mean, Danny? - Sure. 134 00:07:56,394 --> 00:07:58,646 Okay, so two buses home from there. 135 00:07:58,647 --> 00:08:01,523 - First one being the 253. - Oh, 253. 136 00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,692 Yeah. And the second being the 91. 137 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:06,570 Ninety-one. Okay. 138 00:08:06,571 --> 00:08:10,783 - 253. Ninety-one. 253. Ninety... - What are you doing? 139 00:08:10,784 --> 00:08:12,034 I'm singing numbers. 140 00:08:12,035 --> 00:08:14,037 [whispers] Numbers are actually quite weird, aren't they? 141 00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:15,454 Put Al on now, please. 142 00:08:15,455 --> 00:08:16,664 - Put him on. - [Al] Uh, hello. 143 00:08:16,665 --> 00:08:19,375 Hello. Um, sorry to bother you, but I don't suppose 144 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:21,418 you could help my friend there get on the 253 bus? 145 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:24,296 Yeah. The 253 bus actually stops right outside my shop. 146 00:08:24,297 --> 00:08:26,674 - I'll escort her onto it personally. - Ah, thank God. 147 00:08:26,675 --> 00:08:27,884 Thank you so much. You're a star. 148 00:08:27,884 --> 00:08:30,136 Right. Lisa, all is good. Al is gonna make sure you get on that bus. 149 00:08:30,136 --> 00:08:31,595 - Who's Al? - Who's Al? 150 00:08:31,596 --> 00:08:33,222 - Are you on a... [stammers] - [line disconnects] 151 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:34,808 Gone. [stammers] 152 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,860 - [people on TV cheering] - [commentator speaking indistinctly] 153 00:08:50,782 --> 00:08:51,992 [cell phone ringing] 154 00:08:57,038 --> 00:08:58,455 - Hello. - [inhales sharply] Hi. 155 00:08:58,456 --> 00:08:59,999 - That doesn't look like home. - No. 156 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,627 - Bit of a mix-up on the old bus front. - You got on the wrong bus? 157 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:05,004 No. I got on the right bus in the wrong direction. 158 00:09:05,005 --> 00:09:06,131 Okay. Well, that's easy to do. 159 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:09,049 - Where are you now? - [blows] Where am I again? 160 00:09:09,050 --> 00:09:10,218 Bermondsey. 161 00:09:11,011 --> 00:09:12,596 - Bermondsey? - Jamaica Road. 162 00:09:13,889 --> 00:09:16,348 Okay. Where in Jamaica Road? 163 00:09:16,349 --> 00:09:18,268 - In a launderette. - What's the name of the launderette? 164 00:09:18,268 --> 00:09:19,727 - Launderette. - It's Launderette. 165 00:09:19,728 --> 00:09:21,396 - [Danny] Is it? - [Lisa] Yeah. 166 00:09:22,063 --> 00:09:23,188 Oh, this is Lena. 167 00:09:23,189 --> 00:09:25,941 She is a lifesaver. She lent me her phone. 168 00:09:25,942 --> 00:09:28,277 Hi. Hi, Lena. Uh, thanks for looking after her. 169 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:31,196 Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. She brightens up this place. 170 00:09:31,197 --> 00:09:32,823 - All right. - Thanks, Lena. 171 00:09:32,824 --> 00:09:34,618 - I'm gonna book you a cab. - [Lisa] Oh, no, no, no. 172 00:09:34,618 --> 00:09:37,578 No, no, no, no. You can't yet. You can't yet. 173 00:09:37,579 --> 00:09:41,206 You see, there's a dryer, and we are trying to work out what's inside it. 174 00:09:41,207 --> 00:09:43,292 And I think it's a giant man-pillow. 175 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:46,003 Lena thinks it's a big bunch of bras. We've put money on it. 176 00:09:46,004 --> 00:09:47,713 - How much? - 150 quid. 177 00:09:47,714 --> 00:09:50,299 [gasps] Lisa, no. I think Lena's trying to take advantage of you. 178 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,052 - What? No. Of course she isn't. - [Danny] Yeah. 179 00:09:52,052 --> 00:09:54,428 - You need to leave immediately. - [Lisa] No, I can't leave. 180 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,680 What if I'm right? 181 00:09:57,766 --> 00:10:00,434 I am starving though. Maybe there's a kebab house nearby. 182 00:10:00,435 --> 00:10:01,518 How can you be starving? 183 00:10:01,519 --> 00:10:03,563 You've done nothing but fill your mouth full of cookies all night. 184 00:10:03,563 --> 00:10:04,897 [Lisa] I know, right? 185 00:10:04,898 --> 00:10:07,066 Pippa brought them to the hen party. 186 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:09,610 And I don't know, I must've just stashed them in my bag 187 00:10:09,611 --> 00:10:11,028 before I passed out. 188 00:10:11,029 --> 00:10:12,489 Pippa brought cookies to the hen party? 189 00:10:12,489 --> 00:10:14,657 - Yeah. - Don't panic. They're cannabis cookies. 190 00:10:14,658 --> 00:10:16,116 [chuckling] No, they're not. 191 00:10:16,117 --> 00:10:18,118 Lisa. Who brings a tin of biscuits to a hen night? 192 00:10:18,119 --> 00:10:21,414 Pippa just really likes to bake. I just don't think you really know her. 193 00:10:21,915 --> 00:10:26,419 [chuckles, sighs] 194 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,089 Oh, my God. 195 00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:32,925 Danny, do you think they're... Do you think the biscuits got me stoned? 196 00:10:32,926 --> 00:10:36,470 Yes. What are you doing? Stop eating the biscuits. 197 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:38,305 Well, I'm sorry. They're just very moreish. 198 00:10:38,306 --> 00:10:39,891 - How many do you think you've had? - Five or six? 199 00:10:39,891 --> 00:10:41,184 - [Danny] Five or six? - Maybe seven. 200 00:10:41,184 --> 00:10:43,769 - Okay, so eight then. - [Lisa] I think it's probably about ten. 201 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:44,854 [dryer beeps] 202 00:10:45,355 --> 00:10:47,983 [gasps] Lena. Lena, it's stopping. 203 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:52,696 [breathing heavily] What is it? 204 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:56,574 [Lena] I think it's a puppet. It's got a beak. 205 00:10:56,575 --> 00:10:59,452 [Danny] Who washes a puppet at two o' clock in the morning? 206 00:11:00,662 --> 00:11:03,330 Oh, my God. You're so right. And what are they doing with it? 207 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:05,583 At that time? That's just really creepy, isn't it? 208 00:11:05,584 --> 00:11:07,585 Shall I hang around and see who it belongs to? 209 00:11:07,586 --> 00:11:10,046 Definitely not. No, you need to go home. Just wait there until I... 210 00:11:10,046 --> 00:11:11,256 - [door chimes] - Oh. 211 00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:15,427 - [Danny] Lisa. What? What's happening? - [Lisa] Just a sec. 212 00:11:16,553 --> 00:11:17,721 [grunts] 213 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:38,575 [door chimes] 214 00:11:46,791 --> 00:11:48,001 [Lisa inhales deeply, grunts] 215 00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:49,669 [puppet] Get me out of here... 216 00:11:49,669 --> 00:11:51,087 - [Lisa grunts, gasps] - it's boiling. 217 00:11:51,087 --> 00:11:53,757 No. No. [yells] 218 00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:57,052 - Oh. - [zipper closes] 219 00:11:59,721 --> 00:12:02,724 [puppet] Oh, this bag is stunning. 220 00:12:03,308 --> 00:12:05,017 - [Danny] Lisa? - [door chimes] 221 00:12:05,018 --> 00:12:06,143 Leese? 222 00:12:06,144 --> 00:12:08,979 - Time for a cab? - [Lisa] I don't think I can. 223 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:09,980 [door chimes] 224 00:12:09,981 --> 00:12:11,732 - Lena Zurawski? - [police radio chattering] 225 00:12:11,733 --> 00:12:14,485 I'm arresting you on suspicion of possession of a class B drug 226 00:12:14,486 --> 00:12:15,778 with intent to supply. 227 00:12:15,779 --> 00:12:18,113 - It's medicinal. - You do not have to say anything. 228 00:12:18,114 --> 00:12:20,659 But it may harm your defense if you do not mention when questioned, 229 00:12:20,659 --> 00:12:22,035 anything you later rely on in court. 230 00:12:22,035 --> 00:12:24,119 Anything you do say may be given in evidence. 231 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:27,290 [officer 1] Could you stand up, please? Do you have any sharp objects on you? 232 00:12:29,251 --> 00:12:30,877 [officers chattering] 233 00:12:36,091 --> 00:12:37,967 [whining] 234 00:12:37,968 --> 00:12:40,219 - [shushes] No. - [barking] 235 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,805 No. Danny, I think it can smell the drugs. 236 00:12:42,806 --> 00:12:44,474 No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't say that out loud. 237 00:12:44,474 --> 00:12:45,559 Oh. 238 00:12:46,601 --> 00:12:48,311 [police radio chatter continues] 239 00:12:49,104 --> 00:12:50,604 Just... Can you speak to Danny? 240 00:12:50,605 --> 00:12:51,689 Yeah. Sorry, sir. 241 00:12:51,690 --> 00:12:53,440 I'm Danny... Uh, sorry, Daniel Gibson. 242 00:12:53,441 --> 00:12:54,525 Um, believe it or not, 243 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,528 there's a perfectly innocent explanation for all of this. 244 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:57,612 Yeah. Um, 245 00:12:58,405 --> 00:13:02,700 and the exp... explanation is that I was actually drugged 246 00:13:02,701 --> 00:13:04,493 - by my friend's baking. No. - Nick her. 247 00:13:04,494 --> 00:13:07,413 And it wasn't even my fault... No. [stammers] Please. Danny. 248 00:13:07,414 --> 00:13:08,956 No, that's exactly what it is. 249 00:13:08,957 --> 00:13:11,292 - Honestly. I'm a witness. - [Lisa] Danny, can you help me? 250 00:13:11,293 --> 00:13:14,413 She didn't know they were drug cookies. She didn't know they were drug cookies! 251 00:13:25,724 --> 00:13:27,309 [breathes shakily] 252 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:32,397 [breathing heavily] 253 00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:44,951 [breathing shakily] 254 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:49,914 - All right, Daniel? - Yeah. Listen. 255 00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,333 Adam, I need you to drive me to a launderette in Bermondsey. 256 00:13:52,334 --> 00:13:53,667 What? I'd love to. 257 00:13:53,668 --> 00:13:56,046 I love a road trip, but my car's in the chop shop. 258 00:13:56,838 --> 00:13:59,883 Clipped a rickshaw and a person. 259 00:14:01,801 --> 00:14:04,220 [inhales sharply] Wait, are you going outside? 260 00:14:04,221 --> 00:14:06,430 - Yeah. - Mate, that is brilliant. 261 00:14:06,431 --> 00:14:07,933 - [gasps] - I... I... No. Actually, I have to. 262 00:14:07,933 --> 00:14:09,517 - Lisa needs my help. So... - Right. Okay. 263 00:14:09,517 --> 00:14:11,144 - Well, I am gonna order you a cab. - No, no. 264 00:14:11,144 --> 00:14:12,729 If I wanted a cab, I'd order myself a cab. 265 00:14:12,729 --> 00:14:15,273 - What's the problem with a cab? - I'll be in a car with a man I don't know. 266 00:14:15,273 --> 00:14:16,315 What if he talks to me? 267 00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,734 Right. Okay. Sorry, dude, but what other option do you have? 268 00:14:18,735 --> 00:14:21,655 You can borrow my bicycle if you like? 269 00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:25,450 Th-Thank you, uh, David, but I don't think that's gonna get me there quick enough. 270 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,493 [stammers] You could take the basket off. 271 00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:29,536 Right. Why does that make it faster? 272 00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:32,123 I don't know. I've never taken the basket off before. 273 00:14:33,500 --> 00:14:35,502 - I'm gonna go back in... - [Adam] No. Come on, mate. Right. 274 00:14:35,502 --> 00:14:37,170 Breathe. [inhales deeply] 275 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,548 - You can do this, okay, Danny? Yeah? - [Danny inhales deeply] 276 00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:43,050 - You can do this. - [breathing shakily] 277 00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:44,468 [phone chimes] 278 00:14:44,469 --> 00:14:45,720 [exhales shakily] 279 00:14:46,429 --> 00:14:47,721 Also, your cab's here. 280 00:14:47,722 --> 00:14:49,057 - It's here? - [Adam] Mm-hmm. 281 00:14:50,267 --> 00:14:52,101 - It's here. - [Cat Man] It's here. 282 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:54,187 [breathing shakily] 283 00:15:04,239 --> 00:15:05,574 I hope he's gonna be okay. 284 00:15:06,283 --> 00:15:08,702 He likes me more than he likes you. 285 00:15:12,956 --> 00:15:14,666 [Danny breathing shakily] 286 00:15:17,127 --> 00:15:18,712 [heart beating] 287 00:15:28,221 --> 00:15:30,682 Please, brain, let me do this one thing. 288 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,893 [breathes heavily] 289 00:15:35,103 --> 00:15:36,103 [sighs] 290 00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:38,189 ["Sunday Morning" playing] 291 00:15:47,866 --> 00:15:48,992 That's the same reason... 292 00:16:02,923 --> 00:16:05,550 [partner] Well, I better get to bed, or I'll never be up in the morning. 293 00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,468 What time do you finish your shift again? 294 00:16:07,469 --> 00:16:09,428 - I told you. Midday. - Oh, yeah. 295 00:16:09,429 --> 00:16:11,555 Did you remember to put on your support socks? 296 00:16:11,556 --> 00:16:13,349 - Yep. - You know how you ache if you don't. 297 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:15,267 - Yep. - Have you got your flask? 298 00:16:15,268 --> 00:16:16,352 I got the flask. 299 00:16:16,353 --> 00:16:18,813 Oh, good. I made you some pea and ham soup. 300 00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:22,192 - Bermondsey? - Yeah. [stutters] That's me. 301 00:16:23,944 --> 00:16:24,945 In there? 302 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,030 Unless you wanna drive. 303 00:16:31,993 --> 00:16:34,453 [partner] Oh, sorry, but I've thrown out your green pants. 304 00:16:34,454 --> 00:16:36,455 - The elastic has finally gone in them. - Right. 305 00:16:36,456 --> 00:16:38,332 [sighing] Well, I'm off to bed. 306 00:16:38,333 --> 00:16:40,543 See you around lunchtime. Enjoy the soup. 307 00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:41,670 - Night then. - Night. 308 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:44,900 - [radio host speaks indistinctly] - [driver] Sorry about that. 309 00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:47,383 It's the wife. [sighs] 310 00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:49,094 Made me pea and ham soup. 311 00:16:50,929 --> 00:16:52,430 You like pea and ham soup? 312 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:54,599 I don't. Hate it. 313 00:16:55,517 --> 00:17:00,479 But I'm 17 years in now, so it's pea and ham soup till I'm dead. 314 00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,567 Sorry, do you mi... [stammers] Is it okay if I let... Wind... Wind the window down? 315 00:17:03,567 --> 00:17:04,985 Free country. 316 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:08,112 - [engine revving] - [horn honking] 317 00:17:09,030 --> 00:17:11,533 - [brakes squealing] - [people clamoring] 318 00:17:12,117 --> 00:17:13,618 [horns honking] 319 00:17:15,370 --> 00:17:16,536 [siren wailing] 320 00:17:16,537 --> 00:17:17,996 [heart beating] 321 00:17:17,997 --> 00:17:20,292 [radio host speaks indistinctly] 322 00:17:22,835 --> 00:17:24,629 [horn honking] 323 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:28,884 - [radio host speaks indistinctly] - [breathing heavily] 324 00:17:31,511 --> 00:17:33,263 Sorry, how far do we have left? 325 00:17:35,056 --> 00:17:37,183 [sighs] Eight minutes, give or take. 326 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:40,770 - Okay, thank you. - [phone ringing] 327 00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:42,563 Hello? 328 00:17:42,564 --> 00:17:44,816 - Danny, it's all gone quite wrong. - [police radio chatter] 329 00:17:44,816 --> 00:17:46,443 Don't... Don't worry. We'll... We'll fix it. 330 00:17:46,443 --> 00:17:51,572 I'm really high, Danny, and I'm just off my tits. 331 00:17:51,573 --> 00:17:54,534 Listen, Lisa, it'll be fine. It'll all be fine. It's one big misunderstanding. 332 00:17:54,534 --> 00:17:56,452 I'm just kind of finding it hard to breathe. 333 00:17:56,453 --> 00:17:58,579 Yeah, well... [stammers] I know how you feel. 334 00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,539 I just don't really know what to do. 335 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:03,417 Well, I'll be there in a minute. Whatever it is, we will figure it out. 336 00:18:03,418 --> 00:18:05,544 - I promise. - You know, and I just think, you know, 337 00:18:05,545 --> 00:18:07,172 - Veggie's gonna propose... - [people chattering] 338 00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,297 and I'm gonna say yes. 339 00:18:08,298 --> 00:18:10,550 Sorry. I didn't hear that. Say... Say that again. Veggie's what? 340 00:18:10,550 --> 00:18:12,510 [officer] Excuse me, miss, we need to talk to you. 341 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:14,678 - Could you wrap that up? - All right. I've gotta go. 342 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,598 - No. I can't, Danny. - Don't go. I'm coming to get... 343 00:18:16,598 --> 00:18:20,310 - No. Wait, Lisa. I... I'm coming to get y... - [phone clatters] 344 00:18:21,853 --> 00:18:24,397 [radio host speaks indistinctly] 345 00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:29,819 - That your girlfriend, is it? - What? 346 00:18:32,197 --> 00:18:33,739 Uh, no. Uh, sorry, no. 347 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,283 Uh, no, we're just... we're mates. 348 00:18:36,409 --> 00:18:38,119 - Yeah, if you say so. - [phone ringing] 349 00:18:40,247 --> 00:18:41,830 - Yeah? - [Bill] Tony, it's Bill. 350 00:18:41,831 --> 00:18:43,541 - You working? - Yeah. 351 00:18:44,334 --> 00:18:45,710 - You near your house? - [clicks tongue] 352 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:46,835 Yeah, not too far. 353 00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:49,256 Right. Listen up, 'cause there's something I need to talk to you about. 354 00:18:49,256 --> 00:18:50,590 Hold on. Let me just... 355 00:18:53,093 --> 00:18:54,219 What's going on? 356 00:18:57,764 --> 00:18:59,099 Right. 357 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:03,186 Is he, now? 358 00:19:07,691 --> 00:19:08,692 Did she? 359 00:19:09,651 --> 00:19:10,944 [leather creaking] 360 00:19:11,528 --> 00:19:12,529 Right. [grunting] 361 00:19:13,029 --> 00:19:14,990 [tires screeching] 362 00:19:19,661 --> 00:19:20,829 [Tony groaning] 363 00:19:21,329 --> 00:19:24,374 Excuse me, oh, um, uh... [stammers] What's hap... what's happening? 364 00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,167 Detour. 365 00:19:29,629 --> 00:19:32,132 [grunts] Yeah... [stammers] What's happening? 366 00:19:33,216 --> 00:19:34,509 [tires screeching] 367 00:19:35,635 --> 00:19:37,846 [tires screeching] 368 00:19:46,521 --> 00:19:48,898 [brakes squeal] 369 00:19:48,899 --> 00:19:50,232 Two ticks. 370 00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:52,110 [exhales sharply, sighs] 371 00:19:57,198 --> 00:19:59,575 - [Danny sighs] - [Tony] Elaine? Elaine? Where is he? 372 00:19:59,576 --> 00:20:01,911 I know he's here. I can smell his musk. 373 00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:04,663 - [Danny] What the... - [Tony] ...in my bed, using my bed pillow. 374 00:20:04,664 --> 00:20:05,874 - [person grunts] - [Tony] What was that? 375 00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:07,751 - [Elaine] Nothing. - [Tony] All right. Come out. Face me. 376 00:20:07,751 --> 00:20:09,586 - [Elaine] No. No, no. Tony, wait! - [person pants] 377 00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:11,504 - [Tony] Where is he? - [Elaine] Probably a dog. 378 00:20:12,547 --> 00:20:14,466 - [Elaine] Jesus Christ. - [grunts, breathes deeply] 379 00:20:14,466 --> 00:20:15,842 [Elaine] Don't... Don't go out there. 380 00:20:15,842 --> 00:20:17,093 - [Tony] Oi! - [person grunting] 381 00:20:18,053 --> 00:20:19,054 Oi! 382 00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,391 Get your ass off that seat. I've just had this thing cleaned. 383 00:20:23,892 --> 00:20:25,352 - Right! - [panting] 384 00:20:25,977 --> 00:20:27,979 - [car starts] - What you doing? What you doing? 385 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:33,693 I'm gonna kill you. Oi! Stop it! Get out! Oi! 386 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,703 You can drop me off anywhere at the top of this road. 387 00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:45,038 That... That should be fine. 388 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:49,751 [Danny sighs] 389 00:20:50,544 --> 00:20:53,129 [panting] 390 00:20:57,217 --> 00:21:00,469 [breathing heavily] 391 00:21:00,470 --> 00:21:03,014 [phone ringing] 392 00:21:03,974 --> 00:21:05,391 [breathes shakily] 393 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,850 - Hello? - [Lisa] Hi, Danny. 394 00:21:06,851 --> 00:21:10,312 - Are you okay? Where are you? I'm here. - [Lisa] Oh. Well, no, I'm at home. 395 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:11,814 - You're where? - [Lisa] I'm at home. 396 00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:15,485 They let me off with a cannabis warning. I just wanted to let you know. 397 00:21:16,403 --> 00:21:17,821 - You're home? - [Lisa] Yeah. 398 00:21:20,574 --> 00:21:21,575 Right. 399 00:21:22,617 --> 00:21:24,786 [sighs] That... That's great. Well done. 400 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,205 Is everything okay? 401 00:21:28,206 --> 00:21:29,373 Uh, yeah. Yeah. 402 00:21:29,374 --> 00:21:31,667 I'm, uh... I'm just here outside a launderette 403 00:21:31,668 --> 00:21:34,045 called Launderette, um, wondering where the hell you are. 404 00:21:34,921 --> 00:21:37,214 But look, I'm... I'm happy everything worked out for you. 405 00:21:37,215 --> 00:21:39,216 What? Danny, you came to get me? [gasps] 406 00:21:39,217 --> 00:21:41,343 Sorry, love, can I have my phone back? 407 00:21:41,344 --> 00:21:42,761 Oh. Um. 408 00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:45,764 Oh, Danny, I'm... I'm really sorry. I'm gonna have to go, 409 00:21:45,765 --> 00:21:47,976 - but I'm gonna call you back immediately. - Listen, night, Leese. 410 00:21:47,976 --> 00:21:49,602 - I... [stammers] - [line beeping] 411 00:21:49,603 --> 00:21:51,021 He-Hello? 412 00:21:54,774 --> 00:21:56,859 - Sorry. Thank you. - [officer] Thank you. 413 00:21:56,860 --> 00:21:58,528 - Are you okay? Are you sure? - Yeah. I'm good. 414 00:21:58,528 --> 00:22:00,780 I'm really good. Thank you so much. Thanks. 415 00:22:09,331 --> 00:22:12,499 - [Veggie] You're not gonna go? - [Lisa] Yeah. No, I'm really not gonna go. 416 00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,460 Ah, go on. It'll be fun. 417 00:22:14,461 --> 00:22:16,296 Gemma will miss you if you're not there for hen night. 418 00:22:16,296 --> 00:22:17,922 Yeah, but Gemma won't remember. 419 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:20,424 Plus, it's Gemma, so there will definitely be a stripper 420 00:22:20,425 --> 00:22:22,260 and I'm just really not up for that tonight. 421 00:22:23,553 --> 00:22:24,637 Okay. 422 00:22:24,638 --> 00:22:27,641 Note to self, don't let anyone hire a stripper for your hen night. 423 00:22:30,393 --> 00:22:32,811 What do you mean my hen night? What hen night? 424 00:22:32,812 --> 00:22:35,482 Oh. Just, you know, like, when you have one. 425 00:22:38,526 --> 00:22:40,277 - Leese? - You know what? Maybe I will go. 426 00:22:40,278 --> 00:22:41,446 Thanks, Vedge. 427 00:22:43,281 --> 00:22:44,491 No problem. 428 00:22:45,033 --> 00:22:46,910 - [mouthing] Oh, no. - [cars passing] 429 00:22:48,411 --> 00:22:50,872 [groans] Okay. 430 00:22:55,877 --> 00:22:56,878 Oh. 431 00:22:58,088 --> 00:23:00,507 - [object thuds] - Ow! Oh, no. 432 00:23:01,383 --> 00:23:05,804 [groaning] Oh, sorry. 433 00:23:08,306 --> 00:23:12,060 - Lisa? What's going on? - Uh... 434 00:23:26,575 --> 00:23:28,201 [birds chirping] 435 00:23:45,051 --> 00:23:46,261 [sighs] 436 00:23:51,141 --> 00:23:52,141 [breathes deeply] 437 00:23:52,142 --> 00:23:54,059 You know, and I just think, you know, 438 00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:57,272 Veggie's gonna propose and I'm gonna say yes. 439 00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:04,904 - [breathing heavily] - [siren blaring] 440 00:24:04,905 --> 00:24:05,989 [heart beating] 441 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,451 [birds chirping] 442 00:24:10,452 --> 00:24:13,163 - [blaring continues] - [breathing heavily] 443 00:24:19,794 --> 00:24:21,253 [blaring muffled] 444 00:24:21,254 --> 00:24:22,880 [breathes shakily] 445 00:24:22,881 --> 00:24:27,134 ["Sunday Morning" playing] 446 00:24:27,135 --> 00:24:30,387 [breathing heavily] 447 00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:31,473 [Amy muffled] Danny? 448 00:24:36,102 --> 00:24:37,103 Danny. 449 00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:40,856 [music stops] 450 00:24:40,857 --> 00:24:43,068 Hey, Amy. 451 00:24:44,444 --> 00:24:45,570 Hi. 452 00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:50,170 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35603

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