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What is the point
of paying premiums
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if you fail to reimburse us
every month?
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No!
I've already held twice.
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You bloody hold!
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Let's see how that turns out,
shall we?
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Jimmy, did you remember
to pick up Dylan's running shoes
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and go to the pharmacy?
I did remember.
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Great, thanks.
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I did not actually do it,
but you're welcome.
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[ Sighs ] I'll do it.
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Oh, no.
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Mom, I think
you got jury duty.
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That sucks, honey.
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Trapped in that room for hours
with nothing to do.
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Maya? Maya?
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[ Soft music plays ]
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* I thought that all my life
would be *
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* Fighting insurance companies
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* But suddenly, I begin to see
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* Court-ordered time off
for me *
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[ Beep! ]
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* 'Cause I've got
a golden ticket *
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[ Sniffs ]
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* A special-needs mum's excuse
to do jack squat *
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[ Up-tempo music plays ]
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* Can't pick up groceries,
mop the floor *
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* I'll say "too bad"
in response to your *
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* Good morning
[ Birds chirping ]
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* I need Wednesday off
Too bad.
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* A calendar with a color for
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* Three children; some days,
it's more like four *
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* Good morning, hon
[ Coughs ]
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* I have a bad cough
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* I can't wipe this o-o-off
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* I never thought
I'd get caught up *
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* On all the dumb
magazines I've missed *
Hey!
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* With a coffee machine
without a cup *
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[ Scanner beeps ]
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* Please, a female assist
Hold it.
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* 'Cause I've got
a golden ticket *
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**
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* I've got a civic duty
to fulfill *
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You said "doody."
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You're not here!
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**
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Good morning.
Jurors: * Good morning
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Group number two.
* Group number two
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**
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* Good morning
* Good morning!
Whoa.
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* I hope I get you
[ Grunts ]
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* God, what did you do-o?
* God, what did you do-o?
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* I never thought
I'd see a day *
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* A hit-and-run case
would make me laugh *
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* I'm getting paid
15 bucks a day *
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And lunch is
an hour and a half?!
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* But I've got a golden ticket
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* She's got a golden ticket
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* I've got a guilt-free reason
to shut down *
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* And not
for the nearby court *
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* It's the one...
down...tow-ow-ow-ow-n *
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Yeah! Whoo!
Yeah! Whoo!
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Maya. Maya?
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[ Groans ]
I guess I got to do it.
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[ Sighs ]
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**
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Guys, I have
an announcement.
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I've realized that,
for a long time,
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I've been so focused
on Taylor,
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I've neglected the very thing
that matters the most to me.
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Over-application
of Axe body spray?
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"Farting in your sleep"?
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Making pronouncements
about yourself
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that open you up to ridicule?
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Family!
Oh, family.
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So, I decided
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to focus my attention
on you lovely people.
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Have you given up on Taylor?
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Yeah, I saw
a glimmer of hope,
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but I think she's finally
realized she's out of my league.
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Mom, be honest with me.
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Taylor's out of my league,
isn't she?
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Oh, no!
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Of all the days
for me to have jury duty.
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Let me see
if I can postpone it.
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Oh, no. I can't.
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[ Vocalizing happily ]
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[ Sighs ]
So, what do you say, Dad?
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Want to take your son
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on one of those driving lessons
we've been talking about?
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Ohh, Dylan and I
have plans.
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We're picking up some stuff
for JJ's man cave.
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Maybe when I get back?
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I can come with.
Dylan won't mind.
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Wow.
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You have been gone
a long time.
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Kenneth cellphone:
* Chillin' now
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* Oh, come on, come on
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* Ahh
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* Ahh --
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It's -- It's my mom.
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"That's his --" D-A --
"dating app.
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Someone matched with him."
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Ooh!
Let's see this lucky lady.
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Run!
Give me that!
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Save yourself!
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All right, let's see.
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Uh...
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Huh!
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Four pictures
of you in a van.
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You're living in that thing.
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Next.
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"I thought she was pretty."
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If you like her,
get your own profile.
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"Should I?"
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That's a big step.
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I-I'd have to talk it over
with your mother.
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"I wasn't asking permission.
I'm 18."
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Huh!
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That is so much easier.
Best of luck.
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Let me know
when you take a wife.
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Vacation beverage?
check.
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New book that's actually
six years old.
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"Soon to be
a major motion picture."
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Gosh, I wonder
how that turned out.
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Please look
at your juror badge.
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If your number starts
with 1, 5, or 9,
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you are excused.
You can go home now.
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If I didn't call your number,
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you must stay here
through the end of the day.
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Yes!
Melanie: Yes!
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Melanie Hertzal.
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Objection!
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This woman is my enemy.
Please have her removed.
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Sustained?
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You can't do that.
You're not a judge.
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She's so rude.
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If you want to throw the book
at her, I have "Gone Girl."
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Oh, Dad.
You're back.
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I thought we were gonna
go on a ride.
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Let us just finish
this point.
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When did you get so good
at Ping-Pong?
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I guess when you were
off with Taylor.
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You have time
for stuff like this
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when you're not
in a relationship.
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You're married to Mom.
I remembered that.
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Okay, Dad, just get me
whenever this point ends.
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But, Daddy, we're
in the middle of a game.
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She said "Daddy," Ray.
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What about me?
Come on, don't be like that.
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This isn't gonna
take that long.
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Yeah.
We're not very good.
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**
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[ Monotone ] Ray, stop.
Come back.
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"Film director,
chocolate lover,
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rocks a wheelchair,
nonverbal badass."
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Yeah, man. That's you!
[ Chuckles ]
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Nice pictures,
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except let's get one
without the shirt.
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Good.
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That was a test,
and you passed.
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Never strip
for an online picture.
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I know I never have.
[ Chuckles ]
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My mama raised me right.
No dummy.
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Don't search for it.
It's -- It's not there.
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[ Clears throat ]
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Okay, so,
are we posting this?
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**
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[ Computer beeps ]
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[ Chuckling ] All right.
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Hello, ladies! We're live.
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[ Laughs ]
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Yeah.
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[ Chuckles ]
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**
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I forgot to tell you,
this part sucks.
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Do any of you, for any reason,
feel unable
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to be an impartial juror
in this case?
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Your Honor, I'm afraid I have to
answer yes...for her.
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She lied her way into a slot
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at a school that would've been
perfect for my son.
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Her daughter also broke
my other son's heart.
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Those are false accusations.
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Please dismiss the stupid juror
with the ugly earrings.
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What does any of this have to do
with my vandalism trial?
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Your Honor, I believe
your hallowed courtroom
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is no place for
a garbage human like her.
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Get rid of her and keep me.
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I will give you
such a good verdict.
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Keep me, and my verdict
will blow your mind.
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Are you even a U.S. citizen?
I think so!
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Let's not openly campaign
against other jurors.
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[ Whispering ] You're not
the only slacking-off
special-needs mom here.
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You will not ruin this!
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[ Whispering ]
You're ruining this for me!
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I came here to get away
from my home drama.
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You are my home drama!
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Go away and let me read
"Gone Girl" in peace.
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Oh, she isn't dead,
and they end up together.
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[ Gasps ]
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You are Satan's hemorrhoid!
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Dismiss her!
Dismiss her!
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You're both staying!
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Five bucks says
they're special-needs moms.
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[ Bangs gavel ]
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[ Inhales deeply ]
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Dad stealer!
[ Chuckling ] What?
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He and I
had a good thing going,
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but I took my eye off the ball,
and you swooped in.
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Whatever you say,
Tiny Sweatshirt.
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I wore this for school photos
a couple years ago,
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and Dad said it looked -- this
is a direct quote -- "nice."
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Well, now it looks --
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and this is a direct quote --
"desperate."
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This isn't over.
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Oh, yes.
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There's stuff I can do with Dad
that you can't --
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guy stuff.
That's right.
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I'm not afraid to use
my masculine wiles.
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Oh, hey, Dylan.
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That's a nice color on you.
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Ray, you left something
in here.
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Bye-bye!
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Judge: I rule that
the defendant's confession
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is, in fact, admissible.
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We'll take a brief recess.
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A confession
and these pictures?
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This'll be done soon.
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Damn it!
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My vacation is ending
before it even began.
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What if it
doesn't have to?
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What if a certain juror or two
can't decide?
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Are you suggesting
a truce?
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I'm not suggesting
we become friends,
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but if we keep our family issues
out of this,
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we can focus on
the task at hand --
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keeping this case going
as long as possible.
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I'm not giving up
my golden ticket.
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Did you sing
that song, too?
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Yep.
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Okay, buddy.
We got some bites.
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I'll be over there.
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Now, if it's going well,
I'll hang back.
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If you need a rescue,
knock over your drink,
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and I'll come swooping in.
I'm sorry,
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did you just tell him
to knock over his drink?
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No.
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Yeah.
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I loved your profile.
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You actually look
a lot like my ex-boyfriend.
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See?
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And my one before that.
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And the one before that.
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[ Drink clatters, spills ]
Oh!
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This could not have come
at a better time.
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00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,730
I'm applying to colleges
right now,
258
00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:52,532
and they are going to love
that my boyfriend's disabled.
259
00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:58,005
I saw your profile, and
I knew that I could heal you.
260
00:08:58,038 --> 00:08:59,607
Hold these crystals.
261
00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,442
Just don't hold them together.
They're really powerful.
262
00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:03,844
[ Groans ]
263
00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:04,945
[ Drink clatters, spills ]
264
00:09:04,978 --> 00:09:06,246
Could you do that before?
265
00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,918
10 guilty, 2 not guilty.
266
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,119
I'm sorry.
267
00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:13,453
How does anyone think
that he didn't do it?
268
00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:14,922
The man deserves
his day in court.
269
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:15,923
That's what we just did.
270
00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:17,625
I don't think he did it.
271
00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,359
He seems like
a really nice guy to me.
272
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:20,728
He confessed.
273
00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:21,962
And you're just going to
take the word of a vandal?
274
00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:24,064
So, you do think he did it.
Let's vote again.
275
00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,799
Guilty?
276
00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,635
It's pretty clear
we're gonna be here awhile.
277
00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:30,871
Yeah, justice will be served,
and I, for one,
278
00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,273
am willing to stay here
as long as it takes.
279
00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,142
Lunch. 90 minutes.
280
00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,376
Ooh!
281
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,545
Is the new "Fifty Shades" movie
90 minutes long?
282
00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,347
Well, the first 90 minutes
of it is.
283
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,949
[ Water running ]
284
00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,183
Oh.
285
00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,052
[ Water stops ]
Oh, welcome, Dad.
286
00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,554
Everything okay?
I don't know.
287
00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:49,389
"Dad, meet me in the bathroom
288
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:52,292
for some long-overdue
man-on-man time.
289
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,161
Loose-fitting attire
recommended,"
290
00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,163
is not the sort of text
I get every day.
291
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,131
Which is exactly the problem.
292
00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:00,634
When was the last time we had
a good, old-fashion shvitz?
293
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,402
Maybe we should invite Dylan.
294
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:03,771
Oh, wait.
295
00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,739
We can't because
it's a man bath.
296
00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,810
Don't you take your shirt off
for a steam?
297
00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:10,911
Oh, no.
298
00:10:10,944 --> 00:10:12,412
I'm not comfortable
with my own nudity,
299
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,381
but I am very comfortable
with yours.
300
00:10:14,414 --> 00:10:16,316
That's what
this is all about.
301
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,819
Oh, God, this is nice, huh?
302
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,321
[ Water splashes ]
303
00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,991
Aah, aah, aah!
304
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,325
Buddy!
Aah, aah!
305
00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,927
[ Groaning ]
306
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,497
Okay, this is
maybe 70 degrees, tops.
307
00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:31,631
[ Birds chirping ]
308
00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:33,300
Dude, don't be bummed.
309
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,803
You got all of your bad dates
out of the way in one day.
310
00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:36,937
[ Sighs ]
311
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:42,409
"I wanted the girls
to be okay with the chair,
312
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:44,945
but they were there
because of it.
313
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,948
They seemed nice --"
O-N -- "online."
314
00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,683
Yeah, it happens.
315
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,184
Some people
don't represent themselves
316
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,320
the way they really are.
Is this you?
317
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,023
Yes, that's me!
I took that picture last year.
318
00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,190
[ Laughs ]
Like, took it
319
00:10:57,224 --> 00:10:58,826
out of a box of
really old pictures?
320
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:01,261
Do you mind?
321
00:11:01,294 --> 00:11:04,898
People will see there's
more to you than this chair.
322
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,366
So, does this say "single"
323
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,969
because "divorced twice"
wasn't an option?
324
00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,570
I love to love, Dylan!
325
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:11,772
No regrets!
326
00:11:11,805 --> 00:11:13,874
[ Door creaks open ]
327
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,243
Oh, there's my juror.
How's it going?
328
00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:20,147
Jimmy, have you ever held
someone's life in your hands?
329
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,648
It's sobering.
330
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,850
You smell like popcorn.
331
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,053
I cannot discuss the trial,
not even the smell.
332
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:28,588
But guess who's on my jury?
Melanie Hertzal.
333
00:11:28,621 --> 00:11:30,557
Taylor's mom?
Oh, that's great.
334
00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:31,691
Maybe you could ask her
335
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,460
to put in a good word for Ray
with Taylor.
336
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,263
He's acting really odd,
and I think it's about Taylor.
337
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:37,765
I hope it's about Taylor.
338
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:41,401
If not, we're in for a really
weird, steamy few years.
339
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,303
Yeah, but it's really not
why I'm there.
340
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:47,607
So, you won't use your time
with Melanie to help him?
341
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:49,109
That's --
That's not like you.
342
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,012
I'm not me!
I'm juror number eight!
343
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,580
I don't have to think
about Ray.
344
00:11:53,613 --> 00:11:54,982
I don't have to think
about any of you!
345
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,984
It's my time.
Uh, sorry.
346
00:11:57,017 --> 00:11:58,385
Do you like jury duty?
347
00:11:58,418 --> 00:11:59,686
I love it!
348
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,021
I've tasted what it's like
to be one of those people
349
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,489
that stares at their phone
all day.
350
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,492
It's numb and it's foggy,
and I'm not going back.
351
00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,795
**
352
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:10,397
[ Computer chimes ]
353
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,899
[ Whoosh ]
354
00:12:11,932 --> 00:12:18,405
**
355
00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:20,207
[ Computer beeps ]
356
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:24,511
**
357
00:12:24,544 --> 00:12:26,213
The timeline doesn't work.
358
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,015
He's seen at the bar,
359
00:12:28,048 --> 00:12:31,919
then, somehow, he's
magically breaking a window
360
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:35,022
across the street
an hour later.
361
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,457
I mean...
362
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,625
Let's take a short break.
363
00:12:38,658 --> 00:12:39,993
Or a long one.
364
00:12:40,027 --> 00:12:41,028
Yeah,
don't label the break.
365
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,262
Let the break be
what it wants to be.
366
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,530
Should we go out
for our break?
367
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,032
Oh, we've been going out
so much.
368
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,533
Let's just stay in
and be cozy.
369
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,434
I brought Scrabble!
370
00:12:47,467 --> 00:12:49,336
Okay. I love us.
Me too.
371
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:51,972
I'm so glad we're over
all that Taylor/Ray nonsense.
372
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,441
Yeah, um...
373
00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:57,477
do you know, about that,
would you be open
374
00:12:57,510 --> 00:13:01,381
to putting in the tiniest
good word with Taylor for Ray?
375
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,816
'Cause he's so sweet,
and he's really hurting.
376
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,985
[ Sighs ] Don't.
377
00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,154
Please, can we keep this going
just a few more days?
378
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:09,089
My son has a piano recital
on Thursday.
379
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,590
He's so bad.
380
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,293
Do you not think Ray's
good enough for Taylor?
381
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,862
Don't make me say it.
382
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:18,798
Taylor's kind of, you know,
out of his league.
383
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,468
[ Gasps ] Objection!
Sustained! Overruled!
384
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,103
Oh! Truce over!
385
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,271
Maya!
386
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,705
I could've spelled "zebra"!
387
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,378
[ Laughs ]
388
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,180
Talking to a girl?
389
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,882
[ Laughs ]
390
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:38,485
"Her name is --"
L-A-U -- "Lauren.
391
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,720
We have a --" D --
"a date tomorrow!"
392
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,022
Nice!
393
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,056
Let's see.
394
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,025
Oh!
She's got bangs.
395
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,426
That means she's smart.
396
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,628
Okay.
397
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,696
Wait.
398
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:51,531
Did you put up new pictures?
399
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:53,700
Where's your chair?
400
00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,203
"I took that stuff out.
401
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,371
They only saw
my disabilities."
402
00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,807
Okay, but you can't lie.
403
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:05,545
"You use
a 30-year-old picture."
404
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,548
It's four years old!
405
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,886
It -- Me using an old picture
isn't as big as, um...
406
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:15,055
[ Sighs ]
407
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:19,026
"You said
there's more to me."
408
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:23,897
Yes, but it may take
someone special to see it.
409
00:14:23,931 --> 00:14:27,968
"'Special' like an act of --"
C-H -- "charity?"
410
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,170
That's not what I meant.
411
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,238
[ Drink clatters, spills ]
412
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,605
My boba!
413
00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,474
The balls are everywhere.
414
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:36,476
You think Taylor
is too good for Ray.
415
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,911
I will prove you wrong.
416
00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:40,080
And when I do, you're gonna
put in a good word for him.
417
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:41,114
How are you gonna prove it?
418
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,116
With a jury of our peers.
419
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,618
You.
You settle an easy debate?
420
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:49,990
Do you think that that girl
is a suitable match for...
421
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,625
Ugh. Bad picture.
422
00:14:52,659 --> 00:14:53,927
Weird smile.
423
00:14:53,961 --> 00:14:55,428
Oh, man bun.
Come on, Ray!
424
00:14:55,462 --> 00:14:57,197
Yeah. That boy.
425
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,966
This feels off-task.
It is.
426
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:00,200
But if you settle this,
427
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,303
we will vote that that guy
is guilty or not guilty
428
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,205
or whichever one
he obviously is,
429
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,373
and then we can all go home.
430
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,807
Deal?
Works for me.
431
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,876
Oh.
432
00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,511
Was just out with
our neighbor Donny,
433
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,413
having a catch.
Hey.
434
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,083
Uh, Ray, the glove goes
on your nondominant hand.
435
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,618
Joke's on you.
Both my hands are nondominant.
436
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:22,089
Now Donny is gonna take me
to practice driving.
437
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,991
Wait.
I barely know you,
438
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,192
and you're teaching my son
to drive?
439
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,694
You're the best, Donny.
Owe you one.
440
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,997
That's a good-looking
sweatshirt.
441
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,298
No.
442
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,000
No!
443
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,668
**
444
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,337
JJ?
445
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,538
[ Sighs ]
446
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,107
Uh, hi.
447
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,908
[ Cellphone beeps ]
448
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,644
Uh, it's from you.
[ Chuckles ]
449
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:47,414
Why are you being so...
450
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:51,118
"Lauren, as you have
probably noticed by now,
451
00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,986
I use a wheelchair.
452
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,022
I'm also nonverbal,
453
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:57,357
which is why I've just been
nodding a lot,
454
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,059
but everything else I said
was true.
455
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,694
I'm the same person
you connected with online.
456
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:05,198
Give me a chance, and
I promise you'll see that."
457
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:08,068
**
458
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,270
I don't think this is
going to work out.
459
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,771
What?!
460
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,073
Hey, JJ.
461
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,175
Big mistake, Lauren.
462
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,243
Huge.
463
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,344
How do you know my name?
464
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,645
Doesn't matter.
465
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,148
What matters is,
this guy is smart.
466
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:22,982
This is guy is funny.
467
00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:26,053
Sure, he's a bit too sarcastic,
and he'll eat all your candy,
468
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:28,155
and he'll think you don't know,
but you know.
469
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:31,958
I just feel bad that you can't
see past his disability.
470
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,726
It's not about that.
471
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:34,661
[ Sighs ]
472
00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:36,096
He lied.
473
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,730
I'm looking
for something real,
474
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,866
and that can't start
with dishonesty.
475
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,601
[ Sighs ]
476
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,305
Pbht!
Can you believe her?
477
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,240
Know-it-all.
478
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:49,742
"She was --"
R-I -- "right."
479
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,311
Yeah, I didn't wanna
say anything,
480
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,547
but, damn,
Lauren's a genius.
481
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:57,384
"You said the same thing.
482
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,686
You're pretty smart, too."
483
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,921
Yeah, imagine if
I had bangs.
484
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:07,594
And so, ad hominem,
in Costco est,
485
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,697
excellent Christmas presents,
handwritten love letters,
486
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,932
zero sexual pressure.
487
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,102
Please, all those massages?
Over the shirts.
488
00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,604
I think he's cute,
and he's really smart.
489
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,905
I liked him
from the beginning.
490
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,773
I think he might be
out of her league.
491
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,342
Yeah, let's not get crazy.
492
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:25,545
Okay.
He's in her league?
493
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,080
Show of hands?
494
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:32,319
Fine!
Okay, I liked him, too.
495
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:34,254
He is cute and funny,
496
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,256
and he gave me a couple
of those sexless massages.
497
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,458
[ Sighs ]
And they were wonderful.
498
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,626
Yeah, they are wonderful,
aren't they?
499
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:42,795
You win, Maya.
He's in her league.
500
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:43,796
Yes!
501
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,632
Yeah. High five.
502
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,634
No five.
503
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,836
And I will put in a word
with Taylor.
504
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,304
And she'll listen, too.
505
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,806
[ Sighing ] God,
those kids depend on me.
506
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:56,075
I know.
Mine depend on me, too.
507
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,311
That's why our time here
is so precious.
508
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:01,080
And you gave up your whole break
for Ray.
509
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:04,184
Well, we don't get to
take a break.
510
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,052
Do we?
511
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,255
It's been a pleasure,
juror number three.
512
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:10,790
Likewise, number eight.
513
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,793
[ Sighs ]
514
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,765
Oh! Forgot.
Not guilty.
515
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:19,866
Yeah, whatever she said.
516
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:20,967
You mean "guilty"!
517
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,869
Yeah, yeah, that.
See you next year!
518
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,070
Tighten that up
a little bit.
519
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:24,971
There we go.
520
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,673
Ray: Oh, come on.
521
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:27,874
First, Ping-Pong
is your thing.
522
00:18:27,907 --> 00:18:29,376
Now fixing cars
is your thing?
523
00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,710
Buddy, it's not
what it looks like.
524
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,412
No.
No, I deserve this.
525
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,614
Dylan, don't make the same
mistake I did.
526
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,417
Cherish this man.
Keep him close.
527
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,720
Because his love
is like the sun,
528
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,422
[Voice breaking] and when
the sun goes away --
529
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,424
[ Sighs deeply ]
530
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:47,927
When the sun goes away,
only the sad flowers grow.
531
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,397
Shut up, Ray.
The car is for you.
532
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,432
We've been fixing it up
this whole time.
533
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,134
We wanted it to be a surprise,
you blubbering dumb-dumb.
534
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,037
You don't love Dylan
more than me?
535
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:01,208
Of course not.
I love you both equally.
536
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,810
Now, did you hear the part
about where you get a car?
537
00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,178
How exciting is that?
538
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,646
S-So you love us
the exact same?
539
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,381
You're getting a damn car,
Ray!
540
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,651
[ Keys jingle ]
541
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,321
[ Sighs ]
542
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:17,056
This the family
I always wanted you to be.
543
00:19:17,089 --> 00:19:19,659
A car.
544
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,194
My car.
545
00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,531
And your thing was actually
something wonderful for me.
546
00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:26,032
[ Sighs ]
547
00:19:26,065 --> 00:19:27,166
So, just to be clear,
548
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,735
like a "Sophie's Choice"
situation,
549
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,169
she would have no edge
on me whatsoever?
550
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,040
[ Keys jingle ]
551
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,908
No!
552
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,710
[ Sighs ]
553
00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,580
So, you really don't have
a favorite?
554
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,714
No.
555
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:42,882
Ray:
Where'd you throw them?
556
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,752
Ha!
But you don't make it easy.
557
00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,222
"People say I'm
the strong, silent type
558
00:19:49,256 --> 00:19:53,860
because I have cerebral palsy
and I'm nonverbal."
559
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,862
Better!
560
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,598
I still think you
might want a picture
561
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,667
where you show
a little more skin.
562
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,203
"What is your deal, man?"
563
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,072
[ Chuckles ]
564
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:08,775
Okay, here's
my updated profile.
565
00:20:08,808 --> 00:20:15,382
"Two failed marriages
have made me an expert.
566
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:21,754
Here's hoping
third time's the charm.
567
00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:25,292
No Argentineans."
568
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,793
I had an experience.
569
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:28,027
[ Laughs ]
570
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,663
Anyway, uh, ready to show people
who we really are?
571
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,733
Post it.
572
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,302
[ Computer beeps ]
573
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:36,603
And...
574
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,204
[ Computer beeps ]
...posted.
575
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,340
[ Sighs ]
[ Sighs ]
576
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:43,142
[ Chuckles ]
577
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:45,378
[ Computer chimes ]
578
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,817
"In the matter of Ray
out of Taylor's league
579
00:20:50,850 --> 00:20:52,819
versus Ray
in Taylor's league,
580
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,722
we, the jury, find Ray
to be in Taylor's league."
581
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,357
What did you do?
Oh, nothing bad.
582
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,791
I just shared
your breakup story
583
00:20:58,825 --> 00:21:00,493
with a roomful of strangers.
What?
584
00:21:00,527 --> 00:21:02,495
Weren't you at jury duty?
Yes.
585
00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:05,298
And like all things,
I twisted it to fit my needs.
586
00:21:05,332 --> 00:21:08,067
Congratulations, darling.
You are good enough for Taylor!
587
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,802
Oh, whose mother
was there, actually,
588
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,538
and she's gonna
put in a good word for you
589
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,939
with her daughter.
590
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:15,074
Mom, that's --
that's amazing.
591
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,043
Thank you!
Ray?
592
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,078
Do we thank Mummy
with our words?
593
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,781
**
594
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,450
[ Knuckles crack ]
595
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:24,951
Mmm.
596
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,919
Oh, there's
no place like home.
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