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Okay, kids.
I need your help.
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I have a big
Halloween party tonight.
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Which Michael Jackson
am I going to be?
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I've narrowed it down
to 10.
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Dylan: You bought those?
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Didn't you get a second job
because money was tight?
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I'm not stupid, Dylan!
I already own three of these!
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Know what?
We're here for you.
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Try on all of them.
We'll help you choose.
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Young man, that is so...
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[ Snaps fingers ]
Whoo!
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Alright,
that'll buy us an hour.
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Let's go find out where Mom
and Dad hid the Halloween candy.
Okay.
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"Ray." "Ray." "Ray."
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Is this why I didn't get
any presents last Christmas?
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Books, books...
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Jimmy DiMeo
"Law & Order" audition?
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No time!
Stay focused!
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Is that it?
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Jackpot!
Yes!
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Maya:
What happened in here?
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Explain yourselves.
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[ Chuckling ]
It's okay.
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I knew you'd find it
eventually.
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So, uh...
what'd ya think?
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We found the Halloween candy
in the duct.
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What? We just bought
the candy.
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We've never hidden it
in the duct,
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so whatever you found there
is God knows how old.
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You didn't eat any,
did you?
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JJ: [ Moaning ]
Oh, JJ.
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[ Moaning continues ]
What do you expect?
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You ate half a bag
of 60-year-old candy.
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We went to the store
for one minute!
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Where's Kenneth?
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What the hell
did y eat?
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Uhh...
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-- Captions by VITAC --
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Hi. I need to push back
our escape room reservation.
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The name's DiMeo.
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Yeah, two hours would be --
would be perfect.
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Uh, just lock me in.
[ Laughs ]
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Hello?
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Aw! They hung up
before hearing my pun.
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I was just trying to decide
which Michael Jackson costume
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I'm gonna wear
to my party.
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I'm gonna do them all --
old to young.
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10 changes --
this to Jackson Five.
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What question do you think
I asked that this is answering?
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Oh, how is he?
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He keeps having
hallucinations.
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He thinks that I'm the manager
of a greasy spoon.
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"Where are my damn..."
C-U-- "...curly fries?"
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I don't...
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Bad news, Old Michael.
You made this mess.
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You're dealing with
our trick-or-treaters
till he recovers.
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The way
you make me feel...
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There should be lots
of fun horror movies on.
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What do you say
we watch one?
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"No, no, no."
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He hates how in those movies,
people in wheelchairs
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are always the victim
or some angel.
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He wants to be
the bad guy.
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Why would you want
to be the bad guy?
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"They'd never
see it coming."
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That was lucid.
"You call this a..."
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P-A-- "...patty melt?"
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Less so.
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What?
You can cancel my plans,
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but you can't
cancel my costume.
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Mnh.
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Oh, "The Exorcist".
That's a good one.
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[ Screaming ]
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I am sorry
I broke the thing,
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but if you say I can't
karate-chop your board in half,
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you know I'm gonna karate-chop
your board in half.
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Hey, man.
Uh...can you move?
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Well, joke's on you,
'cause I loved that!
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Maybe we can find
a replacement board in here.
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History...
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biology...
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Arcane tomes
and cursed letters?
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Could be something.
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Uh...when did they
add this?
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[ Bats screeching ]
Whoa!
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Oh. Maybe a Ouija board
could work.
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Evil.
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I'm gonna chalk that up
to the A/C.
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[ Dusts, blows ]
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It tingles when I touch it,
but this will do.
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Um...JJ?
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**
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[ Gasping ]
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Ohh!
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Uh...
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you could control stuff
with your mind before, right?
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JJ,
your knees are tight.
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Really tight.
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It's like
it's resisting me.
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Kenneth:
Now, JJ, be nice.
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Aaaah!
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[ Glass shatters ]
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I'm okay!
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Kenneth, you better
have a good reason
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for defenestrating Joyce.
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I know words!
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Full disclosure -- due to
a mishap involving a Ouija board
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that could've happened
to anyone,
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JJ might be under the control
of an evil spirit.
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What?!
JJ, is this true?
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[ Distorted ] "Yes.
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What is this?
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I'm in the..." K-I--
"...kid, but.." T-A--
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"...talking
through this clown."
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Oh, yes, JJ's nonverbal.
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He communicates
through a board and a clown.
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An aide.
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Does the evil voice happen
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to anyone who tries
to read for you?
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[ Distorted ] "Yes."
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[ Normal voice ]
Ah! Creepy!
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We need to end this!
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Swap that board out
with a normal one.
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On the phone
with the insurance now.
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Hello. Yes.
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Uh, I need a new communication
board for my son right away.
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The one he's currently using
seems to have invited
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some sort of dark force
into his person.
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Okay.
[ Cellphone beeps ]
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Yeah,
it'll be three weeks.
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[ Sighs ]
"Wow.
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Dealing with insurance
is a real hassle."
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Oh, our family's dealt
with worse.
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At what point?!
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"Is he always like this?"
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[ Normal voice ]
Uh, yeah.
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Every day.
No idea.
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Joyce: I think I spoke too soon
on the whole "I'm okay" thing.
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Who forgot
she was out there?
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Oh, uh, the ramp is
over here, Evil JJ.
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[ Distorted ]
"So inconvenient.
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I never knew the challenges
the disability community faces.
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This experience is
really opening my eyes."
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How nice that you see this
as a learning opportunity.
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Maya had to fight
to get this ramp put in.
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"Wow.
You're a great mom."
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Stop, you charmer.
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I know how you do.
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I called you in
to discuss JJ's recent behavior.
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Now, I take pride in treating JJ
as I would any other student.
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I'd be having this talk
with any parent
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whose child
murdered an English teacher.
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JJ didn't do that.
He's an angel.
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Mm...
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[ Growls ]
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[ Normal voice ]
Aaaaaaaaah!
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Uggggh!
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I just talk for the guy!
Make him puke!
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DiMeos, we all know
JJ's behind this.
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What do you want us
to do? The new board
doesn't arrive for weeks.
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[ Distorted ]
"Ugh. Insurance.
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And people say I'm evil."
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[ Laughter ]
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You're fun.
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We're not
gonna wait weeks.
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Luckily, Lafayette does offer
exorcism services.
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We have a resident expert
who is waiting to see us.
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Yo, there!
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You're the exorcist?
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Oh, little-known fact -- those
online certificates you get
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to perform a wedding
also cover exorcisms.
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Yeah!
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So, just get JJ
up on the table
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while I go wash up.
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I don't want what he has,
and believe me,
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he does not want
what I have.
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Ugh!
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[ Normal voice ]
"Don't do this."
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Oh, JJ.
Is that you?
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What do you mean,
"Don't do this"?
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"I'm having fun.
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It's..." E-M--
"...empowering."
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[ Sighs ]
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I've always fought
for everything you wanted.
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I hope you've stretched,
because it's time to exorcise!
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[ Laughs ]
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JJ powers, activate!
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Both: Whoa!
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[ Both gasp ]
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Right. Let's get you
out of here.
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Maya, you two are
on your own.
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JJ! Stop running me
this instant!
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Maya:
JJ, make him skip!
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JJ!
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Ah.
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Your job is not easy.
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Dylan, JJ's gone rogue,
and your mom's helping him,
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and there's no way
we can stop them,
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because of how accessible
the school is.
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[ Singsong voice ]
You're welcome.
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Ohh, we can stop him --
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by making this school
a wheelchair nightmare.
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Dad, catch.
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So tough
for such a short time.
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[ All grunting ]
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What's this?
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JJ, stop making me
slap me!
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Are you destroying
wheelchair ramps?
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Mr. Powers,
you're up.
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JJ DiMeo,
by the power vested in me
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by marry-your-friends.com,
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we are gathered here today
at this lovely vineyard to --
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[ Chokes ]
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[ Grunts ]
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Oh! Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, no!
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I don't want a soda!
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JJ, don't!
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He's the only teacher
not flunking me.
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Oh! And that's gonna be
our next conversation.
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Oh, JJ!
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I've always been your champion,
but this is really hard.
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I mean, on one hand, you're
empowered and independent,
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and that's good,
but on the other hand,
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you're evil and killing people,
and that's sort of bad.
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Maya!
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Fine.
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Evil spirit
controlling JJ,
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I'll miss
your destructive ways,
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but it's time
for you to move on.
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[ Distorted ] "You know, Maya,
I visited your family
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to annihilate mankind,
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but you've annihilated something
more important --
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my misconceptions
on disability."
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[ Gasps ]
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Can you do one more thing
before you go?
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[ Screams ]
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I can see my butt!
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[ Screams ]
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[ Sighs ]
240
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[ Thunder crashes ]
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[ Sighs,
chuckles ]
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"I'm..." B-A--
"...back."
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Yes!
Yeah!
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We missed you, buddy.
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**
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Hey!
Feeling better?
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Great. Just in time
for the escape room.
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Off to my party, DiMeos!
[ Laughs ]
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Shamone!
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Dylan! That's the candy
that made JJ sick.
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Oh, no, it's okay.
252
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JJ had the milk chew.
253
00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,994
This is
the Cincinnati Egg Bar.
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[ Stomach gurgling ]
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Oh!
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[ Gurgling continues ]
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Uh...not so fast,
Kenneth.
258
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:04,471
You're back on trick-or-treat
duty until Dylan's better.
259
00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:06,974
[ Voice breaking ]
Shamone.
260
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:12,780
Hi, I have to postpone
our reservation again.
261
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,948
Yeah, the "lock us in" guy.
262
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,384
Then --
Then why didn't you laugh?
263
00:10:17,417 --> 00:10:19,586
[ Stomach gurgles ]
Ohh!
Oh, darling.
264
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:20,788
Oi, Kenneth?!
265
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,790
I'm sorry I let them
get at the candy,
266
00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,792
but I'm down to
"Bad" Michael already,
267
00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,459
and I haven't even
left the house.
268
00:10:26,493 --> 00:10:29,396
Oh, please. Like you don't have
three outfits for "Thriller".
269
00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:30,530
Alright, my darling.
270
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,932
What horror film
do you want to watch
271
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,500
while you
get through this?
272
00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:35,268
[ Both screaming ]
273
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:37,137
What about
"Freaky Friday"?
274
00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,772
The body-swap movie?
275
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,874
Body-swapping
isn't even scary.
276
00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:43,844
Well, it depends on
who you swap bodies with.
277
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,914
I can't marry Ryan!
Ew!
278
00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,282
Ray: Okay,
slow down, Dylan!
279
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:51,118
Dylan:
No! You keep up!
280
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:52,085
But, Dylan!
281
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:52,986
Aaah!
282
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,187
Ray!
283
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:55,823
What is so hard about
284
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,691
"Left foot, right foot,
left foot, right foot"?
285
00:10:57,725 --> 00:11:01,094
Like I've said, that's not
a real giraffe's walking gait.
286
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,630
I mean, are we going
for accuracy or not?
287
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,631
[ Gasps ]
288
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,333
An unguarded bowl?
289
00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,571
Hey! The sign says
"Please take one".
290
00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,307
Yeah --
"take one bowl of candy."
291
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:17,110
Ray, you can't live your life
in a state of constant anxiety.
292
00:11:17,144 --> 00:11:19,079
And y can't
just breeze through life
293
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,081
with no respect
for the social contract.
294
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:25,318
For the last time, I don't know
what the social contract is!
295
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,520
Both: Ugh!
Just be more like me!
296
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,857
[ Thunder crashes ]
297
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:34,928
Did this bowl have our faces
carved on it before?
298
00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:35,996
I...
299
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:36,997
Eh.
300
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:39,166
[ Laughing ]
"Take one."
301
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,771
Jimmy:
Dylan! Wake up!
302
00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,939
Relax, dude. I'm up.
303
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,043
Why did I say that
in Ray's dumb voice?
304
00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,048
Aah!
305
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:57,084
Okay, five mirrors
can't be wrong.
306
00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,521
There must be a rational
explanation for this.
307
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,722
Ray?
308
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,093
Dylan?
309
00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,797
[ Both scream ]
310
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,732
[ Sighs ]
This confirms my hypothesis!
311
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,835
Last night,
we switched bodies.
312
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,203
Unswitch it, Ray!
313
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,704
You think I want
to be in here?
314
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,373
You really need glasses.
How do you read?!
315
00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:21,909
I just order
the hamburger.
316
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,343
Jimmy:
Kids, time for school!
317
00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,677
Shoot.
318
00:12:24,711 --> 00:12:27,514
Alright, until we figure
this out, we tell no one.
319
00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,882
Don't be weird, Ray.
320
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,084
Don't say anything strange,
don't do anything strange,
321
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,319
and don't be
a know-it-all.
322
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,653
I'll do my best.
323
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,256
As for you, I took the liberty
of writing up a guide.
324
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,592
Club schedule, some science puns
I've been meaning to bust out.
325
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,762
Oh! And these are a list
of allergies I suspect I have.
326
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,065
Ray, I think
I can handle your life.
327
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,938
Oh, and, Dylan, I e-mailed
a love poem to Taylor yesterday
328
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:53,106
and accidentally CC'ed
the football team.
329
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,607
Ray!
I know.
330
00:12:54,641 --> 00:12:56,810
I'm kind of glad
you're dealing with it.
331
00:12:58,145 --> 00:13:01,048
That's for comparing my eyes
to a nebula.
332
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,316
It is a planet!
It's not a planet!
333
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:06,686
[ Indistinct arguing ]
334
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,720
Aaaah!
335
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,689
And Pluto's a dog!
336
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:13,460
C-minus?!
337
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,528
Ouch!
338
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:21,101
**
339
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,936
Oh, my God.
340
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,471
I love being Dylan.
341
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,074
We know, dear. You don't
have to say that every day.
342
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,376
Dad!
343
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,145
What do you do if you're trapped
in the wrong body?
344
00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:33,246
Whoo, boy.
345
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,614
Uh...I'll be honest.
346
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,584
I'm not sure I know enough
to have this conversation.
347
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:40,320
Uh...I will say your mother
and I love you no matter what.
348
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,089
Ugh! You're useless!
349
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,457
Okeydoke.
Time for ice cream.
350
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,825
The bowl.
351
00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:46,927
That's it!
352
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:47,961
Thanks, Dad.
353
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:51,764
Honey!
I think I'm woke!
354
00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,133
Ray, we need to talk.
355
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,668
What am I wearing?!
356
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:57,370
It's a romper!
357
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:59,272
Boys can't wear them,
but girls can.
358
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,808
So I figured,
"When in Dylan..."
359
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,610
Look, Dad said something
360
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,812
that made me realize
how this happened.
361
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,714
We both had our hands
on this weird bowl.
362
00:14:07,747 --> 00:14:10,183
Maybe if we do that again,
we'll switch back.
363
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,618
Yeah. Maybe later.
364
00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,153
What?
Look at me.
365
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,522
No homework,
people think I'm cool,
366
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:18,691
and I have the vitality of
Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
367
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:21,028
Ray, stop saying lame stuff
with my mouth!
368
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,330
Sucks to be me!
369
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:28,835
[ Clippers buzzing ]
Switch back now,
or I will shave your eyebrow.
370
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,870
Empty threats, Dylan.
Really?
371
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:34,774
[ Laughing ]
Oh, whoa! I look crazy!
372
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,343
Shave the other one,
too.
373
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,378
I'm never switching back.
374
00:14:38,411 --> 00:14:39,913
Dad, I'm gonna tell you
something
375
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,481
that's gonna sound crazy.
376
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:42,615
I'm Dylan.
377
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:44,051
Ray and I switched bodies
on Halloween,
378
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,385
and now
he won't switch back
379
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,320
because my life
is better than his.
380
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,488
Dylan, is this true?
381
00:14:50,123 --> 00:14:52,692
I don't know
what Ray's talking about.
382
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:53,994
Let's test this out.
383
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:56,563
Dylan, what's the biggest planet
in our solar system?
384
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,630
Texas?
385
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,865
That's Dylan, alright.
386
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,667
And her new tattoo
really contradicts
387
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,035
what you're telling me.
388
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,172
What? No.
389
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:08,008
No! No, it's true!
You have to believe me!
390
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:10,910
Well, I suppose there is
one person we could talk to.
391
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:13,546
Thank you for calling.
This sounds very serious.
392
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,615
What's your diagnosis,
Doctor?
393
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,751
Your son's
a certified cuckoo bird.
394
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,387
No!
Alright, come on.
395
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,388
[ Whimpers ]
396
00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:23,190
That's it!
That's the bowl!
397
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:26,359
Very good, Ray.
It i a bowl.
398
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,494
Ray! Tell them!
399
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:28,695
See ya in a year!
400
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:29,929
Ray!!
401
00:15:29,963 --> 00:15:31,298
No! [ Gasps ]
402
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,567
Dylan,
I made you some tea.
403
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:38,538
I'm not wearing a romper,
Ray! Ever!
404
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,173
Why not?
They're nice.
405
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:45,345
Okay, people,
candy hallucinations -- over.
406
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:46,546
Our new Halloween tradition
is back on track!
407
00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:47,580
Let's roll out!
408
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,882
Oh, surely this candy
can't affect adults.
409
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:51,884
No!
410
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,586
How have you
lived so long?
411
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,756
You see that? I saved us
from missing the escape room.
412
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,325
Oh, boy. Um...
413
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,028
I'm sorry, Kenneth. Our
reservation is just for five.
414
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,430
What?! You made me miss
my party,
415
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,465
and I don't get to go
to the escape room?!
416
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:08,335
Yeah, thanks
for understanding, Kenneth.
417
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:11,438
Okay, DiMeo family,
good luck.
418
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,173
[ Laughs ]
419
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:16,409
"Lock us in" --
I just got it.
420
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,677
Yeah,
it's fun, right?
421
00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,379
[ Clunk ]
422
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,082
[ Distorted ] You are
inconsiderate, reckless,
423
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,916
and four hours late!
424
00:16:23,950 --> 00:16:27,587
Here, you will change
your ways, or you will pay!
425
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,656
You will all pay!
426
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:32,292
[ Laughs evilly ]
427
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,427
Did they write this
just for us?
428
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,163
Cool!
Bit preachy.
429
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,032
"What is our..."
C-H-- "...challenge?"
430
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:41,468
"Be on time".
431
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,436
Pass. Come on.
Give us another one.
432
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,439
[ Beeping ]
433
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:49,109
Ooh, maybe we're supposed to
stand on this blue square.
434
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,277
[ Clock ticking ]
435
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,378
Mom, hurry up!
436
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:52,512
Well, I'm sure
you don't have to be there
437
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,647
exactly as the clock
hits zero.
438
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,283
[ Beep, electricity crackles ]
[ Screaming ]
439
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:58,651
What the heck?!
That kills!
440
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,987
Be on time, Maya!
441
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,522
Be on time!
442
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,990
How does he know
Mom's name?
443
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,958
This isn't
a normal escape room.
444
00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:07,160
No.
445
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,330
This is
an awesome escape room!
446
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,031
[ Beeping ]
447
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,033
Everyone,
get over here.
448
00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:15,835
Guys, look!
A banana.
449
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,837
[ Clock ticking ]
Maybe it's a clue.
450
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,072
Oh, oh, oh.
451
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,840
Oi! Masked man?
452
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,542
We found the banana!
453
00:17:22,575 --> 00:17:24,944
The challenge is
to be on time!
454
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,713
[ Beep, electricity crackles ]
[ Screaming ]
455
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,481
Ticktock, Maya.
456
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,683
Wow, wait --
so, in order to get out,
457
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,385
Mom has to be on time?
458
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,020
This is
your worst nightmare.
459
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,855
Wait.
This is my nightmare.
460
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,459
Now that I know it's a dream,
I can control it.
461
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,027
We're in a meadow.
462
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,195
A beautiful maiden --
463
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:43,596
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Screaming ]
464
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,031
Ticktock.
465
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,734
[ Beeping,
electricity crackling ]
[ Screaming ]
466
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:48,935
Oh, snap!
467
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,170
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Screaming ]
468
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,706
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Screaming ]
469
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,975
Come on! "On time"!
470
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,677
I'm actually on a clock!
471
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:00,413
Seriously? This was
supposed to be the easy room.
472
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,849
You know what?
Forget it.
473
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,384
Into the next room.
474
00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,192
They re-created
our living room?
475
00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:13,393
This is crazy!
476
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,394
You know what's crazy?
477
00:18:14,427 --> 00:18:16,496
This whole thing
was only $40!
478
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,566
"Follow the rules".
479
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,833
When do I ever not?
480
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,068
"Do not touch."
481
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,371
So there must be a key
that we can touch.
482
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,006
"Do not touch," "Do not touch,"
"Do not touch."
483
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,176
Loophole --
a grab is not a touch.
484
00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,243
No, wait!
485
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,447
Aaaaaah!
486
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,250
Loophole doesn't work,
does it? No.
487
00:18:37,284 --> 00:18:39,051
How does this
not wake me up?!
488
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,520
I'll help you.
489
00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:41,521
Aah!
490
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,290
Ooh! We're supposed to
use the banana
491
00:18:43,323 --> 00:18:44,457
with Ray's severed hand.
492
00:18:44,491 --> 00:18:47,126
The banana's not a clue!
It's my snack!
493
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,663
Oh, well done, darling.
I got the key.
494
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,432
Yes!
Seriously?
495
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:55,302
Cheating on the puzzle
about following the rules?
496
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,137
Ay yi yi yi yi-yi-yi.
497
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,911
Ray: [ Groans ]
When will this torture end?
498
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,415
Guys, I think we need the key
to open this box.
499
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,882
Oh. The key
from the other room?
500
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,318
Yeah, no,
I lost that ages ago.
501
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,587
Unbelievable. Ugh!
502
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:22,562
**
503
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,131
"Dunk a basketball".
504
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,000
"That's impossible.
None of us can do that."
505
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,101
I can dunk.
506
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:30,169
[ Laughter ]
507
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,539
What? I have ups.
508
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,908
[ Hissing ]
509
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,944
Looks...like
we're being poisoned.
510
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,978
No time to stretch.
511
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,513
Bring in da noise.
512
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:43,216
Bring in da funk!
513
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:46,453
"A" for effort.
514
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:47,487
Aah!
515
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,657
[ Echoing ]
This hole is so deep!
516
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,525
[ Thud ]
Dad's dead!
517
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,094
Stupid banana hand!
518
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,629
Oh, I can't believe
I'm saying this,
519
00:19:56,663 --> 00:19:58,665
but I wish Kenneth was here
to dunk.
520
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,500
Kenneth: Exactly!
521
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,371
Kenneth, what are you
doing here?!
522
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,039
I built this whole place
523
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,776
to teach you
a series of moral lessons.
524
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:12,512
"Be on time" because
you always make me wait.
525
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,181
"Follow the rules"
because you never do.
526
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,817
And "Dunk a basketball"
because...
527
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,852
I also want to be invited
to escape rooms.
528
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,354
That seems fair,
Kenneth.
529
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,656
Aright, well, let me
get us out of here
before my gas kills us.
530
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:24,724
Check it.
531
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,227
Aah!
532
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:29,329
Oh.
533
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,898
Huh.
[ Coughing ]
534
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,165
Guess it's been a while.
535
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,301
[ DiMeos coughing ]
536
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,302
Oops.
537
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,570
[ Screams ]
538
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,573
[ Gasping ]
539
00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:42,275
What was with that dream?
540
00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,843
I didn't even eat
the old candy.
541
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:46,413
I just ate what we've been
giving trick-or-treaters.
542
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,215
So, I gave
all those kids...
543
00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:50,216
Oops.
544
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:51,518
[ Doorbell rings ]
545
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,888
Aaaaah!
546
00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,925
[ Chuckles ]
547
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,594
I guess that old candy has
a variety of side effects.
548
00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,229
I'll say it does.
549
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,731
Give us a kiss,
Kenneth.
550
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,265
What?
551
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:07,667
And me, Kenneth.
552
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:09,636
Yeah, kiss us both
for Halloween.
553
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:10,737
No.
Kiss us.
554
00:21:10,770 --> 00:21:11,738
No!
Kiss us.
555
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:14,907
No! Nooooooooo!!
556
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,313
Oh, my God.
557
00:21:20,347 --> 00:21:23,683
Benjamin Button Michael Jackson
is the perfect costume!
558
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,017
[ Laughs ]
559
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,954
Oh, hot tub Halloween nap,
you done done it again.
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