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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,855 --> 00:00:17,467 Work harder! Keep on! 2 00:01:13,952 --> 00:01:15,162 Cut! 3 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:19,447 Wake up! Even extras are actors. 4 00:01:19,583 --> 00:01:21,656 We're not making a ghost film now. 5 00:01:21,759 --> 00:01:24,312 Though you guys play the roles of pedestrians, 6 00:01:24,447 --> 00:01:27,098 but your roles still have life an soul. 7 00:01:27,231 --> 00:01:31,672 Especially we've chance to act with the Kungfu actress Queen Cuckoo Tu... 8 00:01:31,807 --> 00:01:33,596 so we should grasp this chance. 9 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:35,418 Act smartly, OK? 10 00:01:38,112 --> 00:01:39,126 Action! 11 00:01:42,975 --> 00:01:44,087 Cut! 12 00:01:45,727 --> 00:01:47,800 - Who are you? - I'm an actor. 13 00:01:47,935 --> 00:01:49,145 Aunt Ha! 14 00:01:49,407 --> 00:01:50,138 Yes. 15 00:01:50,207 --> 00:01:51,367 - Who is this guy? - An extra. 16 00:01:51,423 --> 00:01:52,252 I'm an actor. 17 00:01:52,383 --> 00:01:53,212 Are you mistaken? 18 00:01:53,312 --> 00:01:54,905 How can you let him touch my machine? 19 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,760 Sorry, Brother Sunny, I just went to toilet. 20 00:01:56,927 --> 00:01:58,618 So I asked him to do the rehearsal. 21 00:01:58,751 --> 00:02:02,068 Find someone who knows how to act, we need one urgently. 22 00:02:02,239 --> 00:02:03,646 - Let me do it. - You? 23 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:06,331 Show me the expression of "nervous". 24 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,927 There're several kinds of nervous expression. 25 00:02:09,119 --> 00:02:11,679 The one on the face of a husband whose wife is delivering a baby. 26 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,930 The baby is given birth. But the wife is dead. 27 00:02:17,024 --> 00:02:18,812 The baby calls him dad, he's a genius. 28 00:02:19,232 --> 00:02:21,304 His dick is on his head, he's abnormal. 29 00:02:21,664 --> 00:02:24,413 He wins Mark Six... first prize! 30 00:02:25,183 --> 00:02:26,394 His son is dead... 31 00:02:27,295 --> 00:02:28,505 His wife comes back to life. 32 00:02:29,119 --> 00:02:30,047 His wife comes back to life. 33 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:32,280 No more response, if one is struck too hard emotionally... 34 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,993 he will enter a state of mental coma, he'll show no response. 35 00:02:36,928 --> 00:02:37,942 Is there another guy? 36 00:02:38,015 --> 00:02:40,765 Aunt Ha, what have I done wrong? 37 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,280 I don't know what you were doing. 38 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:44,183 Was there anything wrong with my expression? 39 00:02:44,319 --> 00:02:45,912 I've said I didn't know what you were doing. 40 00:02:46,016 --> 00:02:49,431 Aunt Ha, none of your extras is smart enough. 41 00:02:49,567 --> 00:02:50,777 All these extras are above standard. 42 00:02:50,911 --> 00:02:53,562 Sunny, is it done? 43 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,801 Everyone is waiting. 44 00:02:56,447 --> 00:02:57,941 OK... Director, it'll soon be done... 45 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:00,280 - You, go and change your clothes. - Thanks. 46 00:03:00,928 --> 00:03:02,335 - Stand in this position. - Got it. 47 00:03:03,327 --> 00:03:04,821 - Lighting. - Lighting is ready. 48 00:03:04,991 --> 00:03:06,300 - Settings. - Settings ready. 49 00:03:06,528 --> 00:03:07,738 Actors. 50 00:03:08,927 --> 00:03:09,658 Stand-by. 51 00:03:09,855 --> 00:03:10,855 Sorry, Director. 52 00:03:10,943 --> 00:03:12,830 According to the character of my role. 53 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:15,894 I want to play my role with a bit naughtiness... 54 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,852 But contradiction. Will this be better? 55 00:03:18,975 --> 00:03:21,047 OK, Speed. 56 00:03:21,567 --> 00:03:22,582 Speed. 57 00:03:23,008 --> 00:03:25,463 - Scene 3. Shot 4, take 1. - Action! 58 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,552 Cut! 59 00:04:35,135 --> 00:04:36,135 What is it? 60 00:04:36,543 --> 00:04:37,656 What's wrong with the guy behind. 61 00:04:37,823 --> 00:04:38,936 He's supposed to be dead. 62 00:04:40,031 --> 00:04:42,104 - What are you doing? Aunt Ha! - What is it? Brother Sunny? 63 00:04:42,207 --> 00:04:43,516 What is your extra up to? 64 00:04:44,031 --> 00:04:46,104 How come you are still alive? 65 00:04:46,303 --> 00:04:49,718 As I said I'd play my role with a bit naughtiness. 66 00:04:49,887 --> 00:04:53,116 So subconsciously I don't want to die yet. 67 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:56,989 You must pretend to be dead. 68 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:58,751 Actually, I was dying. 69 00:04:58,912 --> 00:05:01,846 If you give me a bit more time, I'll die eventually. 70 00:05:03,456 --> 00:05:05,146 Do you know how many frames of film are there in one second? 71 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:06,750 24 frames, Sister Cuckoo. 72 00:05:06,847 --> 00:05:09,018 Do you know how long is the shot just then? 73 00:05:09,503 --> 00:05:10,623 I guess it about one minute. 74 00:05:11,455 --> 00:05:13,055 Do you know as you didn't want to die... 75 00:05:13,087 --> 00:05:15,887 that you've wasted how many seconds, how many frames and how much money 76 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,422 and how much time and effort of everyone here? 77 00:05:18,879 --> 00:05:20,188 Are you fooling around here? 78 00:05:20,703 --> 00:05:24,086 I'm begging you, you'd better find a professional extra for this role. 79 00:05:24,735 --> 00:05:26,229 Get someone smarter and shoot again! 80 00:05:26,687 --> 00:05:27,898 You'd better be smart! 81 00:05:28,031 --> 00:05:29,624 Go home and think about when exactly you want to die. 82 00:05:29,728 --> 00:05:30,728 OK, Brother Sunny. 83 00:05:31,967 --> 00:05:33,276 Aunt Ha, what have I done wrong? 84 00:05:33,407 --> 00:05:36,124 Don't ask me again, I really don't know what you were doing. 85 00:05:36,319 --> 00:05:37,628 - Then I... - Get lost. 86 00:05:37,760 --> 00:05:39,931 You remind me I must go to a meeting of Neighbour Welfare Association. 87 00:05:40,031 --> 00:05:40,762 I'll be right back. 88 00:05:40,896 --> 00:05:42,205 You don't have to come back. 89 00:05:42,303 --> 00:05:45,337 I'm begging you, stop making trouble. 90 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:50,559 Let the director watch your performance? 91 00:05:51,295 --> 00:05:52,986 Director, what kind of performance? 92 00:05:53,119 --> 00:05:55,094 You are shot to dead, ready. 93 00:05:55,327 --> 00:05:56,327 Action! 94 00:06:00,096 --> 00:06:01,096 Was it OK, Director? 95 00:06:01,151 --> 00:06:03,039 This is it, go and change your clothes. 96 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,541 - Go ahead. - Thanks... 97 00:06:06,143 --> 00:06:07,932 Where did you learn acting, man? 98 00:06:08,095 --> 00:06:10,364 - I've never learnt it. - You're a real genius. 99 00:06:10,783 --> 00:06:13,052 You can make it if you work hard. 100 00:06:15,423 --> 00:06:17,114 Why are you still standing here? Fuck off! 101 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:22,457 What are you doing here? 102 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:24,762 Unit manager, I want to get a lunch box only. 103 00:06:24,863 --> 00:06:25,975 It's not yet lunch time. 104 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:28,766 - As I'm leaving now, so I... - Then you just go! 105 00:06:29,887 --> 00:06:31,775 Do you know why it's not yet lunch time? 106 00:06:32,127 --> 00:06:35,194 Just because of you, bastard, you didn't want to die! 107 00:06:35,359 --> 00:06:36,766 And now everyone is working and starving. 108 00:06:36,863 --> 00:06:38,357 I haven't eaten as well! 109 00:06:39,583 --> 00:06:43,380 Do you want to have lunch? Share your lunch with that puppy! 110 00:06:46,271 --> 00:06:52,862 Shit, you're a dump of shit. Your life is cheaper than ants. 111 00:06:53,152 --> 00:06:56,567 I ride a Mercedes, you pick your nostril. 112 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,029 You want to have lunch? You better eat shit! 113 00:07:11,263 --> 00:07:14,579 Why did you just come back now? 114 00:07:16,547 --> 00:07:18,816 - You guys have lunch already? - Shut up, get me a ping pong racket. 115 00:07:18,979 --> 00:07:20,386 OK! 116 00:07:23,395 --> 00:07:25,948 Where's the ping pong ball? Get me one now. 117 00:07:26,371 --> 00:07:27,385 Quick. 118 00:07:27,523 --> 00:07:29,596 - Right away. - Hurry. 119 00:07:31,555 --> 00:07:33,075 This is Neighbour Welfare Association. 120 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:35,873 You mustn't be late, many people are waiting for you. 121 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:37,245 Hello, Aunt Ha? 122 00:07:37,411 --> 00:07:39,200 Nothing, I want to check the time for tomorrow notice. 123 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:40,227 You haven't for tomorrow. 124 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:41,022 What about the day after tomorrow? 125 00:07:41,091 --> 00:07:42,851 Nothing for the day after tomorrow and so on. 126 00:08:21,827 --> 00:08:23,802 Aunt Ha, where are you? 127 00:08:23,939 --> 00:08:26,110 None of your business, what do you want? 128 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:29,407 I check with you again, is there notice for role without dialogue? 129 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:30,912 No. 130 00:08:31,043 --> 00:08:34,272 - Any role that can't be seen clearly? - No. 131 00:08:34,403 --> 00:08:36,192 Any role that can't he seen completely? 132 00:08:36,355 --> 00:08:39,289 I can't see you now. Don't trouble me. 133 00:09:09,987 --> 00:09:13,402 - Aunt Ha, where are you? - Go to hell! 134 00:10:11,939 --> 00:10:13,052 Dear fellows. 135 00:10:13,187 --> 00:10:16,799 The play "Thunder Storm" is adapted from a well-known Chinese classic literature. 136 00:10:16,963 --> 00:10:18,556 You guys all know it well. 137 00:10:18,691 --> 00:10:22,106 Tomorrow, I'll be leading actor, you guys want to see it, right? 138 00:10:22,787 --> 00:10:24,281 So, I'll see you guys tomorrow then. 139 00:10:25,123 --> 00:10:27,392 Kelly, is there anything to do after dinner tomorrow? 140 00:10:27,459 --> 00:10:28,768 Taking a dump. 141 00:10:29,155 --> 00:10:32,286 Come and watch Uncle San's play after taking a dump, it'll be fun. 142 00:10:32,354 --> 00:10:34,427 Remember to bring your dad and mom too. 143 00:10:34,563 --> 00:10:38,109 If they don't come, you can cry, spit around. 144 00:10:38,275 --> 00:10:40,162 Do whatever you can until they come, then you'll be a good girl. 145 00:10:40,291 --> 00:10:41,883 I pamper you, Kelly. 146 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:46,878 Kelly, if I don't see you tomorrow. 147 00:10:46,979 --> 00:10:49,248 You'll result like this doll. 148 00:10:52,003 --> 00:10:53,116 You get that? 149 00:10:57,283 --> 00:10:59,552 Uncle Chi, the play "Thunder Storm" will be on show tomorrow night. 150 00:10:59,683 --> 00:11:00,796 Have you studied the script well? 151 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:03,420 Yes, don't worry. I can even compose a song. 152 00:11:04,003 --> 00:11:05,596 Old Master sings whenever he sees the maid. 153 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:10,653 You're beautiful... 154 00:11:10,787 --> 00:11:12,958 Uncle Chi, I'm the one who sing the theme song. 155 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:15,708 And the role of "Old Master" you play is a Chinese as well. 156 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,175 When the maid sees the Old Master, she will sing... 157 00:11:18,339 --> 00:11:23,390 You're so handsome, you're so smart... 158 00:11:23,555 --> 00:11:28,508 - Thank you much, please to... - Uncle Chi, please don't... 159 00:11:28,675 --> 00:11:30,464 - I accept you... - Are you OK? 160 00:11:30,627 --> 00:11:32,220 Think positive, Uncle Chi. 161 00:11:33,379 --> 00:11:34,589 Someone helps me, come on. 162 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:36,633 Master Hung, morning. 163 00:11:36,739 --> 00:11:38,146 My play "Thunder Storm" will soon be showing. 164 00:11:38,339 --> 00:11:40,128 Shall we make another rehearsal? 165 00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:43,259 Do I need to rehearsal? "Thunder Storm" is about righteous, I knew it. 166 00:11:43,459 --> 00:11:45,826 We're triad society member, we only talk about two things. 167 00:11:45,955 --> 00:11:49,021 First, about righteous, second, about money. 168 00:11:49,219 --> 00:11:51,291 I'll talk about righteous first. 169 00:11:51,395 --> 00:11:54,744 "Righteous" is good, but we mustn't ignore the love line of the story. 170 00:11:54,851 --> 00:11:58,746 Because the role you play will finally be struck to death. 171 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:00,476 Talking about "struck" (chopping), let me tell you... 172 00:12:00,611 --> 00:12:03,927 There are two kinds of "struck" (chopping) in our world. 173 00:12:04,003 --> 00:12:08,859 First, it is "dragging". Second is "stabbing". 174 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:15,421 Look, this scar was dragged by knife. 175 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:17,308 While "stabbing" is like this. 176 00:12:20,003 --> 00:12:22,938 This scoundrel is new comer, sorry, he shows no expression. 177 00:12:23,491 --> 00:12:24,985 "Stabbing" is like this. 178 00:12:26,627 --> 00:12:29,180 Be serious, let us know if you feel the pain, OK? 179 00:12:30,979 --> 00:12:33,150 Your acting is lousy. 180 00:12:33,443 --> 00:12:35,134 Brother Sau, teaching him for me. 181 00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,376 Talking about "pain"... 182 00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:41,697 according to Stanisslavski, master of acting from Russia. 183 00:12:41,858 --> 00:12:45,852 Pain is transmitted from your body to the inside, and outside again. 184 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:47,839 Let try one more time. 185 00:12:51,587 --> 00:12:53,278 Look, it's much better this time. 186 00:12:53,571 --> 00:12:55,938 Isn't it? He acts much better now. 187 00:12:56,291 --> 00:12:57,501 Let's try one more time. 188 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:03,489 Right, a little bit more, more, being stabbed. 189 00:13:08,130 --> 00:13:09,821 Maybe I can help you this way. 190 00:13:21,891 --> 00:13:24,825 This is working, tears come out now. 191 00:13:26,722 --> 00:13:30,235 Look clearly, remember this expression, remember this feeling. 192 00:13:31,747 --> 00:13:33,535 Do remember this, get it? 193 00:13:33,794 --> 00:13:34,809 Let's go. 194 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,093 What about own "Thunder Storm" tomorrow. 195 00:13:36,259 --> 00:13:37,372 No rehearsal needed for "Thunder Storm". 196 00:13:37,538 --> 00:13:40,767 We will come for sure, promise is a promise! 197 00:13:41,378 --> 00:13:44,510 I'll bring hundreds of people to watch your play as well. 198 00:13:44,643 --> 00:13:46,912 - It's a deal. - Just don't worry. 199 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:48,090 Faster. 200 00:13:52,867 --> 00:13:53,881 Get into position. 201 00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:56,126 Granny, you stepped on someone. 202 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,972 I didn't step on anyone. 203 00:13:59,106 --> 00:14:02,041 You just couldn't feel when you stepped on him, look at his foot. 204 00:14:02,402 --> 00:14:04,377 Yes, he's sweating as well. 205 00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:06,970 Give me some money and I'll send him to the hospital. 206 00:14:07,171 --> 00:14:08,381 I have no money. 207 00:14:08,547 --> 00:14:10,336 Look at him, he's dying. 208 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:12,060 I only have $100 left. 209 00:14:12,194 --> 00:14:13,405 Give me, that $100. 210 00:14:14,915 --> 00:14:16,028 Let's move! 211 00:14:21,442 --> 00:14:23,231 Granny, you've dropped some money. 212 00:14:23,747 --> 00:14:24,957 Really good luck. 213 00:14:25,634 --> 00:14:27,325 Sir... 214 00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,378 - Are you free tomorrow? - What is it? 215 00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:31,546 "Thunder Storm" is on show at Neighbour Theater. 216 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,015 "Thunder Storm"? Good! 217 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,416 Miss, what's your name? 218 00:15:47,554 --> 00:15:48,383 Piu, and you? 219 00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,913 This is your name, really? 220 00:15:51,074 --> 00:15:52,962 Whatever I told you, just call me Piu, idiot? 221 00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:54,648 You're really a student? 222 00:15:54,787 --> 00:15:58,048 Sure I am, I'm still a virgin, isn't that great? 223 00:15:58,371 --> 00:15:59,483 It's your luck, Uncle. 224 00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:00,893 Let's play 'Chai Fist'? 225 00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:02,046 I don't know how to play it. 226 00:16:02,179 --> 00:16:04,251 You don't know 'Chai Fist'? Have you been educated? 227 00:16:04,355 --> 00:16:05,370 Fanny, come here. 228 00:16:05,890 --> 00:16:09,785 Your belly is really big! Mind you can't get into the coffin. 229 00:16:09,922 --> 00:16:11,515 'Chai Fist', Bingo! 230 00:16:11,650 --> 00:16:13,822 Come on, relax, have some fun. 231 00:16:13,922 --> 00:16:15,417 Cheer up, why did draw your face? Your parents are dead or something? 232 00:16:15,619 --> 00:16:16,928 Chai Fist', Bingo! 233 00:16:17,091 --> 00:16:19,458 Triangle, rectangle, four! 234 00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:20,825 Good, I'll drink! 235 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,135 Tonight is College Girls' First Love Evening. 236 00:16:35,202 --> 00:16:38,236 So please mind your words, do behave like a student girl. 237 00:16:38,530 --> 00:16:41,170 If clients complain about you again, then I can't help you anymore. 238 00:16:41,219 --> 00:16:43,674 What College Girl? Just a damned trick. 239 00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:45,663 If I can be a college girl, I won't be working here. 240 00:16:45,858 --> 00:16:46,971 You believe you did nothing wrong? 241 00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:49,211 Mamasan, the man at Table 7 is really ugly. 242 00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:50,908 I can't stand it and I am not doing business with him. 243 00:16:50,979 --> 00:16:53,248 Do you all want to be selecting on clients? 244 00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:54,557 No... 245 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,309 You're too much. 246 00:16:57,539 --> 00:17:00,091 You are not professional, you can concentrate on one single. 247 00:17:00,194 --> 00:17:01,404 One single spot? 248 00:17:01,570 --> 00:17:04,025 If that man is ugly, you needn't look at him. 249 00:17:04,227 --> 00:17:06,594 If his ears are pretty, just stare at his ears. 250 00:17:06,787 --> 00:17:10,463 If his mouth is ugly but the teeth are nice, just look at his teeth. 251 00:17:10,627 --> 00:17:12,699 So you new comer are really ignorant. 252 00:17:14,787 --> 00:17:17,056 Let me deal with him. Come on, watch what I'll do. 253 00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:18,461 Be smart. 254 00:17:20,099 --> 00:17:21,099 Hi! 255 00:17:25,154 --> 00:17:26,463 You're pretty. 256 00:17:28,163 --> 00:17:29,756 What's your name, Boss? 257 00:17:30,274 --> 00:17:31,583 My name is Pierre. 258 00:17:32,067 --> 00:17:34,238 It's a French name. 259 00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:38,528 Are everyone says I look like a Frenchman, so I get a French name. 260 00:17:40,578 --> 00:17:44,026 If you can't pronounce that well, just call me Pi or Erre. 261 00:17:48,194 --> 00:17:49,023 What's on? 262 00:17:49,218 --> 00:17:52,567 You used to be proud, now you get a lesson. 263 00:17:53,058 --> 00:17:55,808 You can't blame me, he's a real rarity. 264 00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:57,760 Have you seen anyone put a cockroach on his head? 265 00:17:57,858 --> 00:17:58,858 What's the problem? 266 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,531 Look at LuLu, she's playing with that cockroach now. 267 00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:06,971 I admit failure. 268 00:18:07,139 --> 00:18:09,441 OK, from now on, you won't have clients to sit at. 269 00:18:09,634 --> 00:18:12,384 You'll be bored to death. 270 00:18:12,610 --> 00:18:14,203 You're all like this. 271 00:18:14,499 --> 00:18:16,189 Connie, come and teach her for me. 272 00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:20,055 You're not amateur, you should know you must act in front of clients. 273 00:18:20,194 --> 00:18:22,845 But your problem is: you acting stinks. 274 00:18:22,978 --> 00:18:24,091 I can do nothing about it. 275 00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:27,129 I hear someone teaches acting for free. 276 00:18:27,331 --> 00:18:28,443 I'll take you to see him. 277 00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:30,363 Teaches acting? 278 00:18:36,098 --> 00:18:38,269 - Hey, men. - Yes! 279 00:18:38,370 --> 00:18:40,257 Hurry up, start working. 280 00:18:43,619 --> 00:18:44,447 You again? 281 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:45,245 Morning, Brother Sunny. 282 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,939 Aunt Ha! 283 00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:48,251 I'm looking for him too. 284 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,419 I haven't given you a notice, what brings you here? 285 00:18:50,466 --> 00:18:53,216 Remember last time that you asked me to think about the ways to die. 286 00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:56,348 I've thought over and I have some new ideas now, 287 00:18:56,547 --> 00:18:59,394 and I believe my performance will make you satisfied. 288 00:18:59,619 --> 00:19:02,553 I would have killed you in the past. 289 00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,859 Talking about knife, it's different from a gun. 290 00:19:05,027 --> 00:19:07,580 The position of the wound is usually under the armpit, here. 291 00:19:08,194 --> 00:19:11,511 The wound is a bit bigger, and the face will twist more. 292 00:19:11,714 --> 00:19:14,365 If you're betrayed by your own friends, you will even... 293 00:19:15,010 --> 00:19:18,044 I didn't expect... it's you... 294 00:19:18,531 --> 00:19:19,531 Get lost! 295 00:19:19,939 --> 00:19:21,149 Brother Sunny, I... 296 00:19:21,378 --> 00:19:24,607 I just want to act, give me a chance please. 297 00:19:24,706 --> 00:19:25,633 Do you love standing here? 298 00:19:25,762 --> 00:19:27,649 OK, stand here, I won't pay you a dime. 299 00:19:27,810 --> 00:19:30,461 I'll act even if you don't pay me, I only want a lunch box. 300 00:19:30,562 --> 00:19:32,634 But lunch box costs money too, beat it! 301 00:19:32,706 --> 00:19:33,819 Sunny. 302 00:19:34,754 --> 00:19:35,769 What is it, Martial Art Director? 303 00:19:35,907 --> 00:19:39,420 It's bad to use this mannequin to disguise as a dead man. 304 00:19:39,587 --> 00:19:41,179 Figure it out, we're in a hurry! 305 00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:42,753 Yes, OK... got it. 306 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:47,968 Thank you, Brother Sunny. 307 00:19:48,194 --> 00:19:49,023 Only a lunch box. 308 00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:51,007 No problem, should I put some make up on? 309 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,107 Put it on now. 310 00:19:55,042 --> 00:19:56,282 Director, the actors are ready. 311 00:19:56,515 --> 00:19:57,515 Actors are all ready. 312 00:19:57,762 --> 00:19:58,777 Action! 313 00:20:36,291 --> 00:20:38,363 Cockroach... 314 00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:39,577 Let's help sister Cuckoo. 315 00:20:39,682 --> 00:20:41,853 Cockroach! 316 00:20:47,874 --> 00:20:48,605 Go to hell! 317 00:20:48,802 --> 00:20:50,111 Sister Cuckoo, don't be afraid. 318 00:20:50,242 --> 00:20:52,314 Sister Cuckoo, don't be afraid, it's OK now. 319 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:53,451 Director, can we cut now? 320 00:20:53,571 --> 00:20:54,683 It's still running? 321 00:20:55,106 --> 00:20:56,121 Cut! 322 00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:57,785 - OK. - Are you OK? 323 00:20:57,954 --> 00:21:00,410 Must you do all these to kill a cockroach! 324 00:21:00,866 --> 00:21:02,076 Let's see if he's alright? 325 00:21:02,434 --> 00:21:04,703 I'm fine, Sister Cuckoo, thanks for your concerns. 326 00:21:05,122 --> 00:21:06,235 Why don't you move at all? 327 00:21:06,659 --> 00:21:11,394 I didn't move since Director hasn't shouted 'cut' yet. 328 00:21:11,555 --> 00:21:13,148 So I mustn't move. 329 00:21:14,882 --> 00:21:17,435 Do you hear that... 330 00:21:17,826 --> 00:21:20,673 He keeps on acting since the Director hasn't shouted 'cut' yet. 331 00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:23,705 This is what I always tell you: professionalism. 332 00:21:25,922 --> 00:21:27,132 What's your name? 333 00:21:27,682 --> 00:21:29,176 I'm called Wan Tin Sau. 334 00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:31,904 - Yee, give him a cup of coffee. - Yes. 335 00:21:32,098 --> 00:21:33,538 - Get his phone number for me. - Yes. 336 00:21:33,602 --> 00:21:36,352 You... work in my team from now on. 337 00:21:36,898 --> 00:21:38,207 Thanks, Sister Cuckoo. 338 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,443 - Is this shot OK? - Yes. 339 00:21:41,154 --> 00:21:42,169 Weapon comes. 340 00:21:43,042 --> 00:21:44,252 - Sunny. - Yes. 341 00:21:44,354 --> 00:21:47,103 I am telling you, even extras are important. 342 00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:50,814 The one who played the father, we mustn't use him again. 343 00:21:50,978 --> 00:21:51,806 Got it, Sister Cuckoo. 344 00:21:51,875 --> 00:21:55,191 Sister Cuckoo, I am the one who played the Father. 345 00:21:58,499 --> 00:21:59,906 In fact, it is like this... 346 00:22:02,594 --> 00:22:03,706 Fine... 347 00:22:03,810 --> 00:22:05,610 Let me clean it for you, towel, get the towel. 348 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,953 - Sister Cuckoo! - Watch out! 349 00:22:18,147 --> 00:22:19,935 Sister Cuckoo, are you alright? 350 00:22:20,162 --> 00:22:21,177 Don't touch. 351 00:22:24,130 --> 00:22:25,130 Don't touch! 352 00:22:31,458 --> 00:22:32,767 Very pretty. 353 00:22:36,162 --> 00:22:37,569 Sister Cuckoo! 354 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:37,662 Security guard, is there someone here who teaches acting? 355 00:23:37,830 --> 00:23:41,059 I've been in the field of art for ages. 356 00:23:41,222 --> 00:23:44,484 Whether it's movie or TV, I'm experienced. 357 00:23:44,614 --> 00:23:47,549 I was the creative director in Amusement Park Theater. 358 00:23:47,686 --> 00:23:50,534 So I can sing and dance. 359 00:23:51,110 --> 00:23:52,590 You mean you are the instructor here? 360 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:56,223 Well, many people here love theater and play. 361 00:23:56,358 --> 00:23:58,627 They love studying plays with me. 362 00:23:58,790 --> 00:24:00,383 Those people introduce us here indeed. 363 00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:01,760 OK, this way please. 364 00:24:05,102 --> 00:24:06,793 What can I do for you? 365 00:24:06,894 --> 00:24:09,065 Frankly, we're hostesses of a night club. 366 00:24:09,294 --> 00:24:10,309 I can tell. 367 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,192 We're holding "College Girls' First Love Evening" right now. 368 00:24:13,358 --> 00:24:16,969 These girls dare to say they don't have the feeling of first love at all. 369 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,591 How can you work like this? 370 00:24:19,854 --> 00:24:22,789 First love was shown at the stage when we where babies. 371 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:27,564 Say, when a baby sees a comforter, he wants to suck it. 372 00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:30,061 This is a kind of love. 373 00:24:30,606 --> 00:24:33,453 Why did you suck a comforter? You damned extra. 374 00:24:33,774 --> 00:24:35,846 In fact, I am an actor. 375 00:24:36,334 --> 00:24:38,506 Well, so why did you talk about sucking a comforter? 376 00:24:38,958 --> 00:24:41,708 I'm going to explain everything to you. 377 00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:43,657 OK, let's explain it. 378 00:24:43,854 --> 00:24:47,880 First, you must dress up like a college girls, 379 00:24:47,982 --> 00:24:50,153 about dialogue, at some vital points... 380 00:24:50,286 --> 00:24:53,515 such as: I love you, I hate you, etc. 381 00:24:54,638 --> 00:24:59,078 It'll be more impressive if you have some tears in your eyes. 382 00:24:59,342 --> 00:25:00,651 Just like this. 383 00:25:05,774 --> 00:25:08,621 Do you see? That teardrop... 384 00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:11,851 Good, the teardrop is inside the eyes. 385 00:25:12,206 --> 00:25:15,523 Where is the teardrop? You damned extra. 386 00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:18,507 In fact, I am an actor. 387 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:23,375 You might need something to help you since you've no experience, 388 00:25:23,634 --> 00:25:26,569 and the simplest way is to eat Wasabi. 389 00:25:27,186 --> 00:25:29,073 Wasabi? What are you talking about? 390 00:25:29,298 --> 00:25:31,753 Must we be fooled by this damned extra? 391 00:25:32,018 --> 00:25:34,287 Miss, if you must call me an extra, 392 00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:37,200 you don't need to add 'damned' in front of it. 393 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,703 In fact, being club girls... 394 00:25:42,802 --> 00:25:45,071 If you can show some respect to the others, then... 395 00:25:45,234 --> 00:25:47,022 - What are you calling us? - Excuse me. 396 00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:49,778 Forget it, we are club girls indeed. 397 00:25:49,906 --> 00:25:51,546 I just don't like him calling me that way. 398 00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:55,050 She's always like this, never mind her. 399 00:26:00,178 --> 00:26:01,487 It's OK... 400 00:26:05,170 --> 00:26:06,690 I've asked you not to stir up trouble! 401 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,612 It's OK... 402 00:26:16,018 --> 00:26:17,228 It's OK... 403 00:26:17,906 --> 00:26:20,754 Why must you still behave like this? Don't panic, it's alright. 404 00:26:22,962 --> 00:26:24,653 - Don't panic, it's alright. - Club girls? 405 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:27,913 It's alright... Don't panic, take it easy, it's alright. 406 00:26:28,178 --> 00:26:29,966 How could I know he's so amusing? 407 00:26:30,162 --> 00:26:31,755 I brought you there as I thought he charged for nothing. 408 00:26:31,954 --> 00:26:33,547 If you hadn't block my way, I'd have... 409 00:26:33,714 --> 00:26:36,464 Please, beware what you say to the clients. 410 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:38,063 - Go out... - I'm sorry. 411 00:26:38,258 --> 00:26:39,949 What's going on? This is a big night club. 412 00:26:40,145 --> 00:26:41,356 Get lost, I'm sorry. 413 00:26:41,554 --> 00:26:43,343 - Are there other hostesses? - Yes, they're coming soon. 414 00:26:43,474 --> 00:26:44,489 Connie, come here. 415 00:26:44,658 --> 00:26:45,389 What is it, Mama Debra? 416 00:26:45,586 --> 00:26:46,993 Master Lung is here and he's drunk. 417 00:26:47,090 --> 00:26:49,359 He thought he's being dumped and he wants his first lover back. 418 00:26:49,522 --> 00:26:51,213 All the girls here are college girls, they'll suit him. 419 00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:54,256 Look, he has scanned almost all my girls. 420 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:56,202 But none of them suits his taste, he's nuts. 421 00:26:56,242 --> 00:26:59,952 Look at his money, it's piled up. 422 00:27:00,114 --> 00:27:01,608 - Have you gone inside? - Not yet. 423 00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:04,265 Wait here for a while. Go and send some more girls here. 424 00:27:05,938 --> 00:27:07,432 I have so much money. 425 00:27:07,954 --> 00:27:09,742 Come and get it if you can. 426 00:27:10,258 --> 00:27:13,193 I want my first lover. 427 00:27:14,418 --> 00:27:16,392 First lover! 428 00:27:19,378 --> 00:27:20,378 You wanna try? 429 00:27:20,594 --> 00:27:23,823 I'll give it a shot, sometimes it's hard to tell the taste of a rich man. 430 00:27:25,970 --> 00:27:27,083 Get lost. 431 00:27:30,834 --> 00:27:33,387 Hurry up, be smart. 432 00:27:34,930 --> 00:27:38,061 Master Lung, here come the beauties. Say Hi to Master Lung. 433 00:27:38,994 --> 00:27:40,488 Boss. 434 00:27:43,218 --> 00:27:44,218 Get lost! 435 00:27:46,322 --> 00:27:48,013 - Master Lung, don't get mad. - Go away! 436 00:27:48,882 --> 00:27:50,191 None of them is pretty! 437 00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:54,062 They are not sincere, I want my first lover! 438 00:27:54,258 --> 00:28:00,849 First lover... 439 00:28:06,322 --> 00:28:07,915 They're all here for money! 440 00:28:12,946 --> 00:28:14,833 I am sincere. 441 00:28:17,938 --> 00:28:20,491 I really love you. 442 00:28:22,834 --> 00:28:26,728 Mary, I'll give you anything you want. 443 00:28:27,858 --> 00:28:30,127 I can give you all the money on the table... 444 00:28:30,898 --> 00:28:36,233 as long as you don't leave me, Mary. 445 00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:02,762 - What is it? - Are you alright? 446 00:29:03,089 --> 00:29:05,358 I've hit you hard, sorry. 447 00:29:05,522 --> 00:29:07,888 If that table wasn't there and I could kick you, 448 00:29:08,114 --> 00:29:09,324 I wouldn't have been defeated by you. 449 00:29:09,426 --> 00:29:12,208 I'm not here to fight with you, I'm here to learn acting from you. 450 00:29:12,402 --> 00:29:13,514 Go away. 451 00:29:17,585 --> 00:29:20,236 To some honest friends who have the same interest as I do. 452 00:29:20,402 --> 00:29:23,631 I'll be more than willing to teach them. Just a second. 453 00:29:35,762 --> 00:29:38,795 I'm coming, 1, 2, 2 and a half, 3. 454 00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:01,869 Must it take you so long for make up? You damned... 455 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,034 Don't again! 456 00:30:03,121 --> 00:30:05,772 - Your tie is high-classed. - Thanks. 457 00:30:06,418 --> 00:30:08,538 Since I've taken your money, I should act accordingly. 458 00:30:08,786 --> 00:30:10,746 - Where's the ping pong racket? - Under the table. 459 00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:12,641 There're many people here, let's go over there. 460 00:30:13,681 --> 00:30:15,951 I'm Wan Tin Sau, and you? 461 00:30:16,594 --> 00:30:17,903 Lau Piu Piu. 462 00:30:18,129 --> 00:30:19,340 What do you want to learn? 463 00:30:19,441 --> 00:30:21,281 How to pamper those bastards in the night club. 464 00:30:21,330 --> 00:30:25,585 The first love feeling of college girls must be built from the base. 465 00:30:25,714 --> 00:30:28,169 You can take me as your client, and greet me first. 466 00:30:28,370 --> 00:30:29,483 Boss, want some fist games? 467 00:30:29,585 --> 00:30:31,756 Don't call me "Boss", you're college girl now. 468 00:30:31,890 --> 00:30:33,384 You can say Good Morning, 469 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,051 or Morning, Sir. 470 00:30:35,505 --> 00:30:36,618 Good morning, Sir. 471 00:30:36,913 --> 00:30:39,085 Try to lower your head a little bit, pretend to be shy. 472 00:30:39,314 --> 00:30:42,729 Let your client touches your chin and raise your head and then say. 473 00:30:43,218 --> 00:30:44,428 Morning, Sir. 474 00:30:44,562 --> 00:30:46,155 Your regards are bad, again. 475 00:30:46,738 --> 00:30:48,428 Give me glistened regards. 476 00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:50,063 Morning, Sir. 477 00:30:50,353 --> 00:30:54,826 Too glistened now, I'll faint, again. Take it easy. 478 00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,146 Morning, Sir. 479 00:30:59,282 --> 00:31:01,649 These are eyes of dead body, you'll scare others to death. 480 00:31:01,842 --> 00:31:06,511 Again. Be natural. 481 00:31:07,410 --> 00:31:08,719 Morning, Sir. 482 00:31:17,106 --> 00:31:17,934 Good! 483 00:31:18,034 --> 00:31:21,711 Now let's discuss about your action, say, hugging. 484 00:31:22,002 --> 00:31:23,889 Hug me with your way. 485 00:31:30,833 --> 00:31:31,833 What for? 486 00:31:32,338 --> 00:31:33,451 What for? 487 00:31:33,650 --> 00:31:36,017 You needn't lock others with your thigh every time. 488 00:31:36,753 --> 00:31:38,728 - Sorry, my job requires this. - You must stop doing that. 489 00:31:38,834 --> 00:31:43,820 Being a college girl, you needn't always take initiation. 490 00:31:44,017 --> 00:31:48,622 You can act shyly so that men will hug you. 491 00:31:48,882 --> 00:31:50,288 What do you mean by shy? 492 00:31:51,153 --> 00:31:53,423 Like this. 493 00:31:53,617 --> 00:31:55,984 - Like biting a quail? - Act on. 494 00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,872 Right, when men see you biting a quail, 495 00:32:01,074 --> 00:32:02,862 they'll naturally hold and hug you. 496 00:32:02,994 --> 00:32:07,467 Now you can put your head on their shoulders. 497 00:32:17,138 --> 00:32:18,447 What for? 498 00:32:19,506 --> 00:32:21,000 Excuse me, my job requires this. 499 00:32:21,170 --> 00:32:22,762 You must stop doing that! 500 00:32:23,121 --> 00:32:24,615 Superficially it's all. 501 00:32:24,753 --> 00:32:27,983 If we go further, I must then ask you about your first love. 502 00:32:29,106 --> 00:32:30,316 I never have first love. 503 00:32:30,609 --> 00:32:32,202 Everyone has first love. 504 00:32:32,338 --> 00:32:33,548 I said I never have one. 505 00:32:34,930 --> 00:32:37,297 You must have some unforgettable memory. 506 00:32:37,618 --> 00:32:38,618 No. 507 00:32:47,985 --> 00:32:50,585 Or you must have heard someone say something you can never forget. 508 00:32:51,665 --> 00:32:52,680 Never! 509 00:32:52,818 --> 00:32:54,606 I hope I can be with you forever. 510 00:32:55,346 --> 00:32:57,899 Promise me, let me take care of you for the rest of your life. 511 00:33:15,729 --> 00:33:18,184 Then you must have unforgettable experience. 512 00:33:18,961 --> 00:33:19,976 Never! 513 00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,312 Being club girl? Didn't say you'll take care of me? 514 00:33:27,409 --> 00:33:29,198 How come I have money if you don't work as club girl? 515 00:33:29,361 --> 00:33:31,336 How can I take care of you if I have no money? 516 00:33:33,042 --> 00:33:36,839 Now, imagine I'm your first boyfriend lover. 517 00:33:48,658 --> 00:33:52,717 Sau, on the night of your play, I was engaged in a transaction. 518 00:33:52,882 --> 00:33:55,337 So I was too busy to come, sorry. 519 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:57,457 - Was there good response? - Sure. 520 00:33:57,650 --> 00:34:00,497 It's good then. I will surely come next time. 521 00:34:01,265 --> 00:34:06,895 Someone're shooing kids karaoke, you aren't one of them? 522 00:34:07,025 --> 00:34:09,000 I've things to see you, excuse me. 523 00:34:09,202 --> 00:34:12,136 Take me new boy to collect protection money for me. 524 00:34:12,369 --> 00:34:15,119 Help me improve his appearance... About the way he speaks? 525 00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:19,624 Right, that's it, you won't refuse my request, right? 526 00:34:21,330 --> 00:34:22,344 Thanks for teaching me. 527 00:34:24,626 --> 00:34:25,640 Over there. 528 00:34:25,873 --> 00:34:27,761 Being a triad member... 529 00:34:27,889 --> 00:34:29,864 you must have a unique appearance. 530 00:34:30,065 --> 00:34:31,705 It's right you have a gold chain with you. 531 00:34:31,825 --> 00:34:36,015 You must try to look furious and severe. Try it. 532 00:34:37,425 --> 00:34:40,459 More furious. Show some anger. 533 00:34:42,002 --> 00:34:43,311 Wrath. 534 00:34:49,649 --> 00:34:50,859 Throw that nibble away. 535 00:34:51,058 --> 00:34:53,130 This is it, you know what you're going to say? 536 00:34:53,233 --> 00:34:53,964 I seem to know. 537 00:34:54,065 --> 00:34:56,346 Good, I'll remind you from time to time in this dim place. 538 00:35:04,305 --> 00:35:05,898 Tong, over here a bit, right, cheer up. 539 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:07,822 - Shooting a movie? - What is it? 540 00:35:09,873 --> 00:35:10,888 I forget already. 541 00:35:19,121 --> 00:35:20,430 You know, HK is in economic recession. 542 00:35:20,593 --> 00:35:23,153 And being hit by financial storm, it's all because of the 'Ross'. 543 00:35:23,217 --> 00:35:24,217 There are many factors. 544 00:35:24,305 --> 00:35:26,377 Now the S.E. Asia collapses in economics... 545 00:35:26,545 --> 00:35:28,912 and that infects HK too. 546 00:35:29,105 --> 00:35:31,560 Those enterprises suffer much. 547 00:35:31,761 --> 00:35:36,169 The worse is there'll be global economics recession soon. 548 00:35:36,337 --> 00:35:37,646 You have a view in economics. 549 00:35:37,842 --> 00:35:39,816 I majored Economics in HKU. 550 00:35:39,985 --> 00:35:41,294 Did you? I graduated this year. 551 00:35:41,426 --> 00:35:44,044 Did you? I graduated in 1996, this is my name card. 552 00:35:44,498 --> 00:35:46,472 - You're my senior, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 553 00:35:46,641 --> 00:35:49,096 - How come you shoot kids karaoke? - I can't help. 554 00:35:54,033 --> 00:35:55,033 What are you doing now? 555 00:35:55,089 --> 00:35:57,260 Nothing, I fool with triad members. 556 00:35:57,394 --> 00:36:00,034 Seeing you shooting movie here, I come to collect protection money. 557 00:36:00,337 --> 00:36:02,704 Brother Kei, someone collects protection money. 558 00:36:04,273 --> 00:36:05,582 Who collects protection money? 559 00:36:14,578 --> 00:36:16,269 - Economics in HK is now... - ls it you? 560 00:36:18,770 --> 00:36:19,882 Good. 561 00:36:25,682 --> 00:36:27,470 Bastard, what triad groups are you come from? 562 00:36:42,753 --> 00:36:44,062 Dare you to fool me? 563 00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:50,354 Fix him! 564 00:36:52,953 --> 00:36:54,928 Kill you! 565 00:36:55,481 --> 00:36:58,416 Go to hell! Bastard... 566 00:36:59,274 --> 00:37:01,924 Dare you play with my bird? Don't you know me? 567 00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:04,422 Don't come near... 568 00:37:05,577 --> 00:37:06,577 It hurts... 569 00:37:06,633 --> 00:37:09,765 Don't talk with me, pretend we're at a duel. 570 00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:12,680 Make a call... pretend calling for help. 571 00:37:16,841 --> 00:37:18,336 I want to go home. 572 00:37:18,474 --> 00:37:20,361 You must act on until I shout cut. 573 00:37:20,490 --> 00:37:23,523 - You must be profession. - I want to go home. 574 00:37:23,657 --> 00:37:24,657 It's a day. 575 00:37:26,058 --> 00:37:27,072 They're gone. 576 00:37:27,401 --> 00:37:29,001 Don't be afraid, they're gone, all gone. 577 00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:31,975 Take a chopper and a rush there, get some fame. 578 00:37:44,009 --> 00:37:44,740 What's wrong? 579 00:37:44,873 --> 00:37:46,280 That scoundrel is still there. 580 00:37:46,441 --> 00:37:49,670 Concentrate! you're scoundrel too, show some anger! 581 00:37:49,802 --> 00:37:51,590 I want to eat ice-cream. 582 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,310 Bastard! Show some anger! 583 00:38:08,809 --> 00:38:10,019 You needn't do that. 584 00:38:23,081 --> 00:38:24,674 Forget it, I fear you now. 585 00:38:32,733 --> 00:38:34,708 What's up? You acted very well. 586 00:38:36,990 --> 00:38:38,102 What has happened? 587 00:38:38,269 --> 00:38:40,156 He acted really well to get this. 588 00:38:40,733 --> 00:38:42,140 He managed to collect $20. 589 00:38:42,237 --> 00:38:43,644 Why are you still crying? 590 00:38:43,773 --> 00:38:46,173 You managed to get $20 protection money in front of a temple. 591 00:38:46,205 --> 00:38:47,699 You're making a fame for yourself. 592 00:38:47,805 --> 00:38:49,114 You do look like a hero. 593 00:38:49,309 --> 00:38:52,380 Keep the image and use it to collect protection money now. 594 00:38:52,381 --> 00:38:54,553 Brother Sau, you're competent, great! 595 00:38:54,717 --> 00:38:55,448 You're flattering me. 596 00:38:55,517 --> 00:38:58,168 Let's get a feast, with this $20. 597 00:39:00,253 --> 00:39:03,003 What are you laughing at? Keep this image, got it? 598 00:39:03,197 --> 00:39:06,132 - Stop laughing! Cry! - Stop laughing! Cry! 599 00:39:06,398 --> 00:39:08,569 Be good, cry, cry now! 600 00:39:08,701 --> 00:39:09,912 What are you laughing at! Cry now! 601 00:39:09,982 --> 00:39:11,575 That under-graduate hold two choppers. 602 00:39:11,773 --> 00:39:14,424 And rushes over while crying and shouting. 603 00:39:14,589 --> 00:39:17,240 He's crying loudly. 604 00:39:17,341 --> 00:39:20,375 He is capable to play the spirit of a triad member. 605 00:39:20,573 --> 00:39:22,067 Thanks for his persistence, 606 00:39:22,173 --> 00:39:24,344 He managed to get $20 as a protection money. 607 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:25,525 What are you talking about? 608 00:39:25,661 --> 00:39:27,352 Persistence, Aunt Ha. 609 00:39:27,485 --> 00:39:29,372 I believe that I'm a good actor, do me a favour please. 610 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,289 I have new experience about holding choppers. 611 00:39:31,453 --> 00:39:32,773 I'd play well in a kung fu movie. 612 00:39:32,861 --> 00:39:35,317 What? You've brought enough trouble to me. 613 00:39:35,453 --> 00:39:38,103 How dare you asking me for help? Go away! 614 00:39:40,829 --> 00:39:42,138 Sorry, Brother Sunny, he's leaving now. 615 00:39:42,301 --> 00:39:44,756 I've looking for you. Make up and get ready. 616 00:39:44,989 --> 00:39:46,004 Thanks! 617 00:39:47,101 --> 00:39:48,311 Director, we've found the stunt man. 618 00:39:48,477 --> 00:39:50,168 You said you can't find one just then? You're wasting my time! 619 00:39:50,302 --> 00:39:51,302 I've found one now. 620 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:52,218 You have no problem? 621 00:39:52,381 --> 00:39:55,228 No problem, I'll try my best to be the stunt man for Sister Cuckoo. 622 00:39:55,389 --> 00:39:56,404 Director, no problem. 623 00:39:56,765 --> 00:39:58,075 Light the fire. 624 00:39:58,205 --> 00:39:58,936 Director. 625 00:39:59,133 --> 00:40:00,344 Beside responding with the hot fire, 626 00:40:00,510 --> 00:40:02,397 Can I show an expression of cool loneliness? 627 00:40:02,653 --> 00:40:03,653 As you like, 628 00:40:03,741 --> 00:40:06,294 As long as you don't turn your face to the camera, get it? 629 00:40:06,397 --> 00:40:07,324 Got it. 630 00:40:07,389 --> 00:40:09,658 Light the fire, just don't move. 631 00:40:11,837 --> 00:40:13,047 Ready. 632 00:40:13,309 --> 00:40:15,000 Who put the pigeons here? 633 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:16,179 Director, I put them here intentionally. 634 00:40:16,317 --> 00:40:17,910 There're pigeons here in our last shot. 635 00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:20,892 If the pigeons fly, they'll stir up the fire. 636 00:40:21,053 --> 00:40:22,842 - Take them away. - Director... 637 00:40:23,805 --> 00:40:26,074 The mood of this shot will be better if the pigeons are there. 638 00:40:26,205 --> 00:40:27,415 How much better? 639 00:40:28,669 --> 00:40:31,702 It's hard to say, it's something abstract. 640 00:40:31,901 --> 00:40:33,210 Anyway, the mood will be better. 641 00:40:33,693 --> 00:40:35,173 Put them up and let's see the effect. 642 00:40:37,053 --> 00:40:38,841 That stunt man mustn't turn his head! 643 00:40:39,325 --> 00:40:40,535 Director, how do you like it? 644 00:40:40,925 --> 00:40:42,038 It's a bit better. 645 00:40:42,429 --> 00:40:46,423 Let's try the effect with the pigeon's head towards me. 646 00:40:48,605 --> 00:40:51,355 Now put the pigeon's tail towards me. 647 00:40:53,725 --> 00:40:55,797 Take it away. Ready. 648 00:40:56,189 --> 00:40:57,989 It's better without the pigeons, take it away. 649 00:40:58,269 --> 00:40:59,381 Ready. 650 00:40:59,549 --> 00:41:01,436 Where's my lighter? 651 00:41:04,413 --> 00:41:05,526 Man, bring me a lighter? 652 00:41:05,661 --> 00:41:06,661 Director, here it is. 653 00:41:06,717 --> 00:41:07,829 - Really? - Yes. 654 00:41:08,029 --> 00:41:09,338 - It works? - Yes. 655 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,178 Hurry, quick, ready! 656 00:41:13,725 --> 00:41:15,699 Ready, keep your posture, don't move. 657 00:41:15,869 --> 00:41:17,756 Roll, action! 658 00:41:19,197 --> 00:41:20,309 What is it? 659 00:41:25,021 --> 00:41:27,192 What's wrong with you? You screwed up every time! 660 00:41:27,613 --> 00:41:28,824 Sorry, Brother Sunny, it's very hot here. 661 00:41:28,989 --> 00:41:30,963 I've told you already, and you said no problem. 662 00:41:31,133 --> 00:41:32,133 Shall we try again? 663 00:41:32,349 --> 00:41:33,942 Again? Get a smarter guy. 664 00:41:34,141 --> 00:41:35,450 It's your fault, Sunny? 665 00:41:35,773 --> 00:41:38,042 Sorry, Director. Get lost! 666 00:41:40,125 --> 00:41:43,060 I've tried my best to help you, don't ever come again. 667 00:41:44,125 --> 00:41:45,125 Just then... 668 00:41:45,213 --> 00:41:46,806 Do you smell BBQ chicken wing? 669 00:41:46,909 --> 00:41:49,462 I've sacrificed my arm just for this movie. 670 00:41:49,629 --> 00:41:51,418 Unit Manager, give him an over-cooked chicken wing rice lunch box. 671 00:41:51,549 --> 00:41:52,378 OK. 672 00:41:52,573 --> 00:41:53,784 You, don't ever let me see him again... 673 00:41:53,981 --> 00:41:54,996 Or I'll fire you instantly as well! 674 00:41:55,165 --> 00:41:56,165 Aunt Ha... 675 00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:58,676 Don't ask me anymore. Brother Sunny! 676 00:41:58,909 --> 00:42:00,218 Chicken wings rice. 677 00:42:01,661 --> 00:42:04,978 Let me see which is over-cooked, the chicken wing or your arm. 678 00:42:05,373 --> 00:42:07,161 Not over-cooked, go away now. 679 00:42:07,965 --> 00:42:09,965 - Brother Sunny said I have a lunch box. - Go away! 680 00:42:12,605 --> 00:42:13,845 Extras are human being as well. 681 00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:15,258 What? Repeat it loudly! 682 00:42:15,421 --> 00:42:16,421 Aren't extras human? 683 00:42:16,509 --> 00:42:17,622 Why must you always jump in me? 684 00:42:17,757 --> 00:42:20,506 - You want to know the reason? - I want to know the reason. 685 00:42:20,637 --> 00:42:22,709 Because you're not entitled to eat this lunch box! 686 00:42:25,021 --> 00:42:27,476 You thought you're talented and teach others acting. 687 00:42:27,644 --> 00:42:29,237 You always talk about theory. 688 00:42:29,405 --> 00:42:32,085 You teach someone to be a triad member and collect protection money. 689 00:42:33,149 --> 00:42:35,321 You're indeed insulting the word 'acting'! 690 00:42:35,773 --> 00:42:37,562 Don't shout on, let's get to work. 691 00:42:38,909 --> 00:42:42,903 You talk about 'acting' in front of me? Shit! 692 00:42:45,085 --> 00:42:46,295 Damn it! 693 00:42:47,261 --> 00:42:49,432 They dare to collect protection money from those 2 ice-cream cars? 694 00:42:49,597 --> 00:42:51,386 I'm the protector of those 2 ice-cream cars. 695 00:42:51,549 --> 00:42:53,239 They don't respect me at all. 696 00:42:53,405 --> 00:42:55,205 Men, get some weapons and teach them a lesson. 697 00:42:55,261 --> 00:42:56,668 Sau, come with us. 698 00:42:56,893 --> 00:42:58,868 You can experience how we fight for our right, 699 00:42:59,005 --> 00:43:00,765 and keep guard for us as well. Men, let's go. 700 00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:03,412 Little Hung, where are you going? 701 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:04,901 Granny, where are you doing here? 702 00:43:05,053 --> 00:43:06,263 You're getting better with you tuberculosis. 703 00:43:06,429 --> 00:43:08,502 So mind you catch a cold, have you taken your medicine? 704 00:43:08,605 --> 00:43:11,158 Yes, you're going to fight with someone again? 705 00:43:11,261 --> 00:43:12,089 No. 706 00:43:12,285 --> 00:43:13,300 Don't go. 707 00:43:13,437 --> 00:43:14,597 I'm not fighting with anyone. 708 00:43:15,069 --> 00:43:17,524 - Don't go fighting. - I'm not. 709 00:43:17,725 --> 00:43:21,619 Granny, he isn't going to fight, he's going to act in a play. 710 00:43:21,821 --> 00:43:24,668 That Neighbour Theater, we're playing "Thunder Storm". 711 00:43:24,925 --> 00:43:26,285 "Thunder Storm"? It's a good play. 712 00:43:26,397 --> 00:43:28,372 Bruce Lee, Bark Yin, Ng Chor Fan did it years ago. 713 00:43:28,477 --> 00:43:29,688 There was great response, 714 00:43:29,821 --> 00:43:31,181 so we're putting up one more show. 715 00:43:31,325 --> 00:43:32,732 We're hurrying for the rehearsal. 716 00:43:33,149 --> 00:43:34,742 You're acting in a play? 717 00:43:34,909 --> 00:43:36,119 Yes. 718 00:43:36,221 --> 00:43:41,850 Good, my grandson is an actor, how smart he is! 719 00:43:43,101 --> 00:43:44,410 I'm very happy! 720 00:43:44,573 --> 00:43:46,744 OK, come on, go home now. 721 00:43:47,805 --> 00:43:51,121 She's put much saliva on my face. 722 00:43:51,581 --> 00:43:54,712 Your granny brought you up alone, she's a real heroine. 723 00:43:54,908 --> 00:43:56,021 You're not. 724 00:43:59,069 --> 00:44:00,760 See how happy she is. 725 00:44:03,325 --> 00:44:06,456 Stop fighting anymore, come and join our rehearsal. 726 00:44:13,309 --> 00:44:14,421 If you can defeat me, 727 00:44:14,589 --> 00:44:16,858 I'll swallow this plate. 728 00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,712 You aren't convinced? 729 00:44:19,516 --> 00:44:22,037 You should speak with stressing tone "You aren't convinced?" 730 00:44:22,173 --> 00:44:24,344 This is raise my wrath from the inside. 731 00:44:24,509 --> 00:44:26,397 No need, as no one is watching. 732 00:44:26,525 --> 00:44:28,598 You suddenly want to play "Fist of Fury". 733 00:44:28,765 --> 00:44:31,220 And make us to wear this costume, this way is too much. 734 00:44:31,357 --> 00:44:33,910 I'm doing you a favour, right? 735 00:44:34,012 --> 00:44:36,281 - I only want to change the wig. - Let's leave. 736 00:44:50,781 --> 00:44:52,669 That girl is pretty, your girlfriend? 737 00:44:52,860 --> 00:44:53,860 Sure. 738 00:44:53,917 --> 00:44:55,706 - Let's get serious, try again! - Coming. 739 00:44:56,541 --> 00:44:58,035 If you can defeat me. 740 00:44:58,237 --> 00:45:01,171 I'll swallow this plate. 741 00:45:01,373 --> 00:45:03,740 You aren't convinced? 742 00:45:11,677 --> 00:45:13,084 Change the position, hurry. 743 00:45:57,436 --> 00:46:00,087 We're concentrated when acting on the stage. 744 00:46:00,253 --> 00:46:02,326 It's dangerous if you suddenly rush up. 745 00:46:02,653 --> 00:46:05,108 I want to join you as you guys were fevering up there. 746 00:46:05,341 --> 00:46:07,926 I chose "Fist Of Fury" for some commercial reasons. 747 00:46:08,029 --> 00:46:10,298 Because there're fighting scenes, audience will like it. 748 00:46:10,397 --> 00:46:12,037 The story is consisted of blood and tears. 749 00:46:12,188 --> 00:46:13,308 Speaking of blood and tears, 750 00:46:13,341 --> 00:46:15,032 I wonder if my spine is injured. 751 00:46:15,453 --> 00:46:17,046 Last time I was in a bad mood and I slapped at your face. 752 00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,684 So I came here to apologize. 753 00:46:18,812 --> 00:46:22,228 I'm grateful as you watched our play tonight. 754 00:46:22,557 --> 00:46:23,963 - Thanks. - You mean it? 755 00:46:25,469 --> 00:46:28,982 Thanks... 756 00:46:31,644 --> 00:46:32,953 Thanks. 757 00:46:35,932 --> 00:46:38,387 Thanks for your encouragement, I'll remember it. 758 00:46:38,589 --> 00:46:39,603 You'll make it! 759 00:46:39,805 --> 00:46:42,260 Last time you taught me pretending to be shy... 760 00:46:42,460 --> 00:46:45,111 and men really lift up my chin and I said... 761 00:46:45,532 --> 00:46:46,645 Morning, Sir. 762 00:46:47,229 --> 00:46:48,920 They're all enchanted by me and I'm making lots of money. 763 00:46:49,053 --> 00:46:49,784 Really? 764 00:46:49,853 --> 00:46:51,740 Surely, I've made a fame in the night-club now. 765 00:46:51,869 --> 00:46:52,599 Congratulations. 766 00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:54,805 You will become an excellent club girl. 767 00:46:54,909 --> 00:46:55,640 Thanks. 768 00:46:55,805 --> 00:46:57,692 You will become an excellent damned extra too. 769 00:46:57,885 --> 00:46:58,899 Thanks. 770 00:47:07,133 --> 00:47:10,842 Looks, it's so dark out there, I can't see anything. 771 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:14,490 No, it'll become scenic when dawn comes. 772 00:47:20,604 --> 00:47:21,604 I got to go. 773 00:47:23,101 --> 00:47:25,075 Those 3 guys are dead beat. 774 00:47:26,493 --> 00:47:28,468 What's wrong with you? 775 00:47:28,605 --> 00:47:29,605 What's wrong with me? 776 00:47:29,661 --> 00:47:32,694 Your lips are chapped, you need lip balm? 777 00:47:32,893 --> 00:47:33,893 Thanks. 778 00:47:39,613 --> 00:47:41,784 I only have this, is it better? 779 00:47:43,804 --> 00:47:44,917 Yes, it's better. 780 00:47:47,421 --> 00:47:49,690 - You want some more? - No, thanks. 781 00:47:51,324 --> 00:47:52,633 Forget it then. 782 00:47:53,725 --> 00:47:55,994 Go to hell, asshole! 783 00:47:56,093 --> 00:47:57,093 What's wrong with you? 784 00:47:57,180 --> 00:47:58,969 I hate people with chapped lips. 785 00:47:59,452 --> 00:48:01,623 But I don't want to have chapped lips. 786 00:48:02,013 --> 00:48:04,184 Why don't you put some more lip balm then? 787 00:48:05,053 --> 00:48:06,362 OK, I'll put on some more! 788 00:48:08,092 --> 00:48:10,165 Go to hell, don't force yourself to! 789 00:48:11,773 --> 00:48:13,180 I do want to put some more on. 790 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,231 I'm warning you, 791 00:48:14,364 --> 00:48:16,252 don't nag when I put it on your lips. 792 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:19,609 I've said I want to put on some more. Wait. 793 00:48:19,741 --> 00:48:20,951 You asshole! 794 00:48:21,117 --> 00:48:24,826 Put it on for me like professional beautician, OK? 795 00:48:25,020 --> 00:48:26,133 OK. 796 00:49:43,292 --> 00:49:44,699 - Master Hung. - What is it? 797 00:49:44,860 --> 00:49:48,308 How much is a night-club hostess charge for overnight? 798 00:49:48,413 --> 00:49:50,682 Around $1000 to $1200 with a fair appearance. 799 00:49:50,845 --> 00:49:53,016 - What if she's pretty? - How pretty is she then? 800 00:49:53,181 --> 00:49:54,970 I mean she's a real beauty. 801 00:49:55,133 --> 00:49:57,499 About $1 million to $10 million. 802 00:50:58,205 --> 00:50:59,699 Thanks, Boss. 803 00:51:19,740 --> 00:51:20,740 What is it? 804 00:51:20,797 --> 00:51:22,684 - You're leaving? - Yes. 805 00:51:22,940 --> 00:51:24,631 - Where are you going? - Going home. 806 00:51:25,533 --> 00:51:27,988 - And then? - Going to work. 807 00:51:29,469 --> 00:51:30,679 Is it possible if you don't go to work? 808 00:51:30,845 --> 00:51:32,845 Are you supporting my living if I don't go to work? 809 00:51:51,261 --> 00:51:52,471 What now? 810 00:51:57,052 --> 00:51:58,459 I'll support your living! 811 00:52:07,484 --> 00:52:10,713 Take care of your living first, nuts. 812 00:52:54,428 --> 00:52:56,315 Whether you despite me or not. 813 00:52:56,476 --> 00:52:58,746 I'm an actor. 814 00:53:00,700 --> 00:53:01,910 You're talking to me? 815 00:53:03,836 --> 00:53:06,105 You're calling yourself an actor, fuck you! 816 00:53:06,972 --> 00:53:09,820 You owe me 3 lunch boxes, I want to take them back now. 817 00:53:10,788 --> 00:53:13,919 Take them! 818 00:53:16,100 --> 00:53:17,791 Dare you take them! 819 00:53:46,949 --> 00:53:48,159 Thanks. 820 00:53:53,604 --> 00:53:55,197 - Wan Tin Sau! - Stand there! 821 00:53:57,732 --> 00:53:58,747 Don't run! 822 00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,151 Aunt Ha, this is my lunch box. 823 00:54:01,316 --> 00:54:02,876 As you like, someone's looking for you. 824 00:54:02,917 --> 00:54:03,917 Come on. 825 00:54:14,789 --> 00:54:16,479 Mandy, you may go now. 826 00:54:17,765 --> 00:54:20,415 Go inside. Put down the lunch box. 827 00:54:33,444 --> 00:54:34,459 Close the door! 828 00:54:42,117 --> 00:54:45,532 Sister Cuckoo, director. 829 00:54:46,308 --> 00:54:47,421 Take this seat. 830 00:54:47,972 --> 00:54:50,045 I want you to do an audition now. 831 00:54:50,309 --> 00:54:51,323 We're lovers. 832 00:54:51,492 --> 00:54:53,663 Here is the dialogue before I die. 833 00:54:53,797 --> 00:54:54,797 Take a look. 834 00:54:57,796 --> 00:54:58,908 And my role is... 835 00:54:59,236 --> 00:55:02,848 You play the role of Wan Tin Sau, and I'll play the role of Cuckoo. 836 00:55:04,805 --> 00:55:05,805 OK. 837 00:55:06,340 --> 00:55:09,187 - Call "Action" now. - Action. 838 00:55:12,004 --> 00:55:13,019 Tin Sau... 839 00:55:20,452 --> 00:55:21,467 Cuckoo... 840 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,253 Tin Sau... l... 841 00:55:25,636 --> 00:55:29,433 You will be alright, Cuckoo... 842 00:55:30,629 --> 00:55:31,938 I don't think I can make it... 843 00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:39,998 Cuckoo, I've encountered too much failure in my life. 844 00:55:41,604 --> 00:55:43,676 I'm very tired. 845 00:55:44,804 --> 00:55:46,877 If I lose you too. 846 00:55:47,940 --> 00:55:50,875 I can't hold on anymore. 847 00:55:51,812 --> 00:55:54,081 You... take care. 848 00:55:54,629 --> 00:55:57,378 Don't go, Cuckoo... 849 00:55:58,756 --> 00:56:03,612 Cuckoo, answer me... 850 00:56:03,748 --> 00:56:06,203 Speak to me, Cuckoo, speak something, Cuckoo... 851 00:56:07,236 --> 00:56:11,513 Cuckoo... 852 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,209 Cut. 853 00:56:14,628 --> 00:56:17,662 - Sister Cuckoo, clean it first. - Get lost. 854 00:56:17,796 --> 00:56:19,771 Wrong? A running nose? 855 00:56:19,908 --> 00:56:21,388 You were really absorbed in the role. 856 00:56:21,509 --> 00:56:23,581 Not only absorbed in it, very stunning too. 857 00:56:26,788 --> 00:56:29,635 Let me tell you, I won't wait for Big Brother. 858 00:56:29,797 --> 00:56:31,487 You can compromise on the schedule with Big Brother. 859 00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:32,556 Who will compromise? 860 00:56:32,612 --> 00:56:34,401 I've had it, I want a new partner. 861 00:56:34,692 --> 00:56:36,292 You rather use this guy than Big Brother? 862 00:56:36,892 --> 00:56:38,219 We need some new blood. 863 00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,660 New bloods are all around, 864 00:56:39,661 --> 00:56:41,181 but we're making a big budgeted movie. 865 00:56:41,371 --> 00:56:42,380 So you can't just introduce a common guy like him to me. 866 00:56:42,381 --> 00:56:43,390 He's not a common guy. 867 00:56:43,548 --> 00:56:45,239 Mr. Shaw, I've noticed him for quite some time. 868 00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,580 He's a real professional actor. 869 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:48,890 What professional? We're talking about business here. 870 00:56:49,052 --> 00:56:50,262 Don't mix your personal feeling into it, Sister Cuckoo. 871 00:56:51,112 --> 00:56:52,267 Let me tell you something man... Bitch! 872 00:56:52,288 --> 00:56:53,783 I'm not gonna work with this man. 873 00:56:56,264 --> 00:56:57,279 Mr. Shaw. 874 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,388 I want you to be the leading actor in my next movie. 875 00:57:02,516 --> 00:57:03,726 What do you think? 876 00:57:05,364 --> 00:57:06,477 Good. 877 00:57:06,644 --> 00:57:07,854 Here're the character, background relationship. 878 00:57:07,988 --> 00:57:09,003 Scenario, script... 879 00:57:09,108 --> 00:57:11,181 And the novel, you may take them home for reference. 880 00:57:11,316 --> 00:57:12,556 I think they'll help you a lot. 881 00:57:12,724 --> 00:57:15,375 Here're the schedules and the character's images. 882 00:57:15,540 --> 00:57:17,380 We'll get your measurement as soon as possbile. 883 00:57:17,460 --> 00:57:18,670 Any problem? 884 00:57:20,948 --> 00:57:23,020 I'll surely have a lunch box everyday? 885 00:58:14,068 --> 00:58:16,239 Mama, I don't want to do any business tonight. 886 00:58:16,372 --> 00:58:18,062 What? You fool me again. 887 00:58:18,196 --> 00:58:19,210 I'm not fooling you. 888 00:58:19,316 --> 00:58:21,203 No? You're fooling me right now. 889 00:58:21,396 --> 00:58:23,796 Master Lung comes to see you, he's willing to pay a lump sum. 890 00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:25,932 You must treat him nicely tonight. 891 00:58:26,068 --> 00:58:27,475 Stop fooling now. 892 00:58:27,924 --> 00:58:29,233 I don't want to work anymore? 893 00:58:29,364 --> 00:58:31,917 You don't want to work? You think you're a virgin. 894 00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:34,387 Why don't you just quit. 895 00:58:34,900 --> 00:58:36,220 I've fallen in love with someone. 896 00:58:36,532 --> 00:58:39,182 I don't know how to thank you for giving me this chance. 897 00:58:39,796 --> 00:58:41,203 Just try your very best. 898 00:58:41,492 --> 00:58:45,289 I'll input all my strength and time into this movie. 899 00:58:46,196 --> 00:58:49,360 I hope your girlfriend won't complain if you can't accompany her. 900 00:58:50,196 --> 00:58:51,690 I don't have girlfriend. 901 00:58:52,308 --> 00:58:53,999 You'd rather choose love than money? 902 00:58:57,012 --> 00:58:58,703 You're nuts! I don't care. 903 00:58:58,900 --> 00:59:00,620 You must treat him tonight, whatever you do. 904 00:59:00,723 --> 00:59:02,259 We'll talk about it after that. 905 00:59:02,260 --> 00:59:03,667 Miss, get up and get your handbag. 906 00:59:03,828 --> 00:59:07,341 Master Lung, sorry, I feel sick suddenly. 907 00:59:07,540 --> 00:59:09,712 I'm afraid I can't accompany you tonight, sorry. 908 00:59:10,132 --> 00:59:12,401 Forget it, don't pretend like a virgin. 909 00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,707 I have lots of money. 910 00:59:16,756 --> 00:59:19,407 Take it, how's that? 911 00:59:21,716 --> 00:59:24,367 I'm really feeling sick, I can't. 912 00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:28,398 I don't want to hear "I can't". 913 00:59:28,852 --> 00:59:31,121 Is that clear? Say again. 914 00:59:32,788 --> 00:59:33,901 I really can't. 915 00:59:36,660 --> 00:59:37,772 Is it hurt? 916 00:59:38,484 --> 00:59:39,891 Didn't you say you're a dancing master? 917 00:59:40,052 --> 00:59:41,939 Yes, I can dance very well. 918 00:59:42,132 --> 00:59:43,532 Then what make you step on my feet? 919 00:59:43,604 --> 00:59:45,677 Is it because your pace is a bit too fast? 920 00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,729 Can you slow down your beat, just for me? 921 00:59:47,860 --> 00:59:49,933 OK, just for you. 922 00:59:53,652 --> 00:59:57,264 Bitch! Last time I spent over thousands of dollar on you. 923 00:59:57,428 --> 00:59:59,118 And now I came here and... 924 00:59:59,316 --> 01:00:00,909 you turn me down? 925 01:00:01,012 --> 01:00:02,972 You're embarrassing me in front of everybody here. 926 01:00:03,092 --> 01:00:04,401 I'll give you another chance. 927 01:00:04,596 --> 01:00:07,051 Say it again in front of everybody, can you? 928 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:09,995 I can't. 929 01:00:10,612 --> 01:00:13,645 Master Lung, stop beating her. She's a little girl. 930 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:31,370 Master Lung, stop beating her. 931 01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:33,038 Can you? 932 01:00:39,828 --> 01:00:40,940 I can't! 933 01:00:51,476 --> 01:00:52,476 Let's go. 934 01:00:56,340 --> 01:00:57,452 Call someone for help! 935 01:01:00,308 --> 01:01:01,323 - Morning! - Morning! 936 01:01:07,636 --> 01:01:10,003 - Morning! - Morning! 937 01:01:10,772 --> 01:01:13,522 - Are you Cuckoo Tu? - Hello. 938 01:01:13,684 --> 01:01:15,756 It's you? I'm Lau Piu Piu. 939 01:01:15,924 --> 01:01:18,575 I'm your fans, can I've your autograph, please? 940 01:01:18,740 --> 01:01:20,049 You're very beautiful, 941 01:01:20,212 --> 01:01:21,332 I love watching your movies. 942 01:01:22,707 --> 01:01:25,358 It's Cuckoo, ask for her autograph, she's leaving now. 943 01:01:25,492 --> 01:01:28,426 In today's movie, You play the role of a waiter at a Chinese restaurant? 944 01:01:28,563 --> 01:01:30,832 Or a bell boy a hotel? 945 01:01:33,267 --> 01:01:34,577 What's happened at your face? 946 01:01:35,636 --> 01:01:36,749 Don't bother. 947 01:01:36,948 --> 01:01:39,021 Cuckoo, who are you dating with recently? 948 01:01:39,379 --> 01:01:40,379 You guys are neighbours? 949 01:01:40,468 --> 01:01:41,580 You know him? 950 01:01:41,972 --> 01:01:44,427 Sister Cuckoo helps me, she wants me to be leading actor. 951 01:01:44,531 --> 01:01:46,506 - Go to hell. - It's true! 952 01:01:46,644 --> 01:01:48,237 Sau, let's go. 953 01:01:48,340 --> 01:01:49,940 Mr. Shaw doesn't like to be kept waiting. 954 01:01:50,164 --> 01:01:51,855 - Really? - Yes! 955 01:01:52,020 --> 01:01:54,386 I've said you can make it someday, remember? 956 01:01:54,932 --> 01:01:56,532 I've said he'll make it, he will make it. 957 01:01:56,563 --> 01:01:57,873 Cuckoo, ask him if you don't believe me. 958 01:01:58,004 --> 01:01:59,891 Sau, Mr. Shaw is flying to the States this afternoon. 959 01:01:59,988 --> 01:02:00,817 Let's hurry. 960 01:02:00,884 --> 01:02:02,673 I think he wants to talk with you before he departs. 961 01:02:02,868 --> 01:02:05,323 Do you remember, I've said you'll make a fame. 962 01:02:05,492 --> 01:02:07,412 Didn't I say this to you that night on the beach? 963 01:02:07,540 --> 01:02:09,133 I really said that to him on the beach that night. 964 01:02:09,300 --> 01:02:10,314 The producer has reserved the shooting range for you. 965 01:02:10,451 --> 01:02:11,858 You must practice shooting. 966 01:02:12,084 --> 01:02:13,677 He'll also teach you somersault, and spring board. 967 01:02:13,843 --> 01:02:16,113 And also fly with wire, you have underwear on? 968 01:02:17,075 --> 01:02:18,384 You must wear underwear when flying with me. 969 01:02:18,516 --> 01:02:19,247 I have. 970 01:02:19,443 --> 01:02:20,850 - OK. - Let's go. 971 01:02:26,067 --> 01:02:27,474 Is your friend looking for you? 972 01:02:27,796 --> 01:02:29,105 No. 973 01:02:30,548 --> 01:02:31,857 I've something to give you back. 974 01:02:35,348 --> 01:02:36,460 You took it. 975 01:02:36,660 --> 01:02:38,831 Yes, I took it for fun. 976 01:02:39,188 --> 01:02:40,781 For fun? ls it funny? 977 01:02:41,075 --> 01:02:43,247 No, so I'm giving it back to you. 978 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:54,798 - Anything else? - No. 979 01:02:55,252 --> 01:02:57,707 Good bye. 980 01:03:05,908 --> 01:03:07,217 That's all. 981 01:03:18,228 --> 01:03:20,977 You said you'll support my living, are you serious? 982 01:03:26,004 --> 01:03:27,410 Yes! 983 01:03:33,075 --> 01:03:34,766 You mustn't cheat me. 984 01:03:35,476 --> 01:03:38,323 I've said yes, I'm only waiting for you to say "yes". 985 01:03:44,947 --> 01:03:47,981 Why don't you go aside and chat, just don't be late. 986 01:03:48,148 --> 01:03:49,148 OK. 987 01:04:16,979 --> 01:04:19,248 - Sorry, I'm late. - Never mind, come there. 988 01:04:19,412 --> 01:04:20,142 Let me introduce. 989 01:04:20,276 --> 01:04:21,585 This is Peter, our Producer, 990 01:04:21,716 --> 01:04:23,505 And Johnny, our Associate Producer. 991 01:04:24,340 --> 01:04:25,649 Mr. Wan, morning. 992 01:04:25,844 --> 01:04:27,731 - Morning! - Morning. 993 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,422 - Sit down. - Please sit down. 994 01:04:30,611 --> 01:04:32,684 I've analyzed the character. 995 01:04:33,043 --> 01:04:35,410 I've found there are 3 levels, 4 stages... 996 01:04:35,604 --> 01:04:37,579 And 5 different ways to act it. 997 01:04:37,747 --> 01:04:40,497 I've written it all down, maybe we can discuss it. 998 01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:41,675 Very good. 999 01:04:41,939 --> 01:04:46,958 In order to let foreign audience to accept me as a new actor... 1000 01:04:47,124 --> 01:04:50,059 I'll have to get an English name, Number. 1001 01:04:50,419 --> 01:04:52,492 Number? Number One? 1002 01:04:52,628 --> 01:04:54,122 Yes, Number One. 1003 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:56,202 Good, excellent. 1004 01:04:56,308 --> 01:04:58,577 About the image, I also have... 1005 01:04:58,803 --> 01:05:02,894 Tin Sau, the leading actor was played by Big Brother. 1006 01:05:03,411 --> 01:05:04,426 As he is too busy, 1007 01:05:04,596 --> 01:05:06,287 we've decided to use a new actor. 1008 01:05:06,451 --> 01:05:07,564 Just then he called us up, 1009 01:05:07,699 --> 01:05:09,099 saying he has time for this movies. 1010 01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:11,889 So he'll be the leading actor. 1011 01:05:14,131 --> 01:05:15,441 Then... 1012 01:05:17,619 --> 01:05:21,514 If so, I can play the role of the scoundrel. 1013 01:05:21,588 --> 01:05:24,338 For me, this is also a challenge. 1014 01:05:25,139 --> 01:05:27,579 Sorry, we've chosen the actor who plays the role of scoundrel. 1015 01:05:28,148 --> 01:05:33,483 Then... I think... there is... 1016 01:05:33,683 --> 01:05:36,618 Mr. Wan, just as Cuckoo has said... 1017 01:05:36,851 --> 01:05:38,924 we all know you're a professional actor. 1018 01:05:39,060 --> 01:05:39,791 Don't worry. 1019 01:05:39,924 --> 01:05:42,575 We'll get you another role. 1020 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:43,820 Thanks. 1021 01:05:46,419 --> 01:05:47,914 What role is it? 1022 01:05:53,523 --> 01:05:54,832 You play the role of the lawyer. 1023 01:05:55,028 --> 01:05:58,257 Read the script, and remember your lines. 1024 01:05:58,387 --> 01:06:00,078 Get prepared. 1025 01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:02,127 How many lines are there? 1026 01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:09,324 You've three. 1027 01:06:09,459 --> 01:06:11,248 What are they? 1028 01:06:16,660 --> 01:06:19,409 - The first is: "What". - What? 1029 01:06:19,636 --> 01:06:22,385 - The second is: "Yes". - Yes... 1030 01:06:22,995 --> 01:06:26,312 The third is: "Go away". 1031 01:06:29,715 --> 01:06:34,188 I understand. I'll study them well. 1032 01:06:34,803 --> 01:06:38,316 Mr. Wan, mind giving us back the script? 1033 01:07:02,996 --> 01:07:04,206 Tin Sau. 1034 01:07:11,124 --> 01:07:13,491 - Don't be like this. - Sorry. 1035 01:07:16,339 --> 01:07:18,030 Mr. Wan, please take off the costume. 1036 01:07:18,131 --> 01:07:19,538 We have clothes for you to change. 1037 01:07:19,731 --> 01:07:20,844 This way please. 1038 01:07:21,332 --> 01:07:22,346 Tin Sau. 1039 01:07:24,787 --> 01:07:26,194 Sorry. 1040 01:07:29,747 --> 01:07:32,016 Sister Cuckoo, about the schedule of Big Brother... 1041 01:07:32,115 --> 01:07:33,228 Go out first. 1042 01:07:33,427 --> 01:07:34,638 It's usual in movie business. 1043 01:07:34,803 --> 01:07:36,014 Get out! 1044 01:07:50,836 --> 01:07:55,211 Shit, I'm a dump of shit. 1045 01:07:56,275 --> 01:08:00,651 My life is cheaper than ants. 1046 01:08:02,067 --> 01:08:07,020 You ride a Mercedes, while I pick my nose. 1047 01:08:07,379 --> 01:08:12,049 It's worse than dying. 1048 01:08:13,203 --> 01:08:17,393 Shit, I'm a dump of shit. 1049 01:08:42,195 --> 01:08:45,043 Kid, still want to play a character? 1050 01:08:45,619 --> 01:08:47,986 - How may lines? - Definitely more than 3. 1051 01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:50,099 - What kind of role is it? - A good guy. 1052 01:08:50,739 --> 01:08:51,568 What movies is it? 1053 01:08:51,699 --> 01:08:53,488 Don't ask so much, are you interested? 1054 01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:54,897 - Yes. - Come here. 1055 01:09:04,595 --> 01:09:05,806 What is the situation? 1056 01:09:06,068 --> 01:09:07,180 I'm working on it. 1057 01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:08,590 Frankly. 1058 01:09:08,852 --> 01:09:10,542 I'm not a real Unit Manager. 1059 01:09:10,707 --> 01:09:13,555 I'm Police Officer, he's my supervisor. 1060 01:09:13,748 --> 01:09:15,787 We're from Criminal Intelligency Bureau. 1061 01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:17,002 Or short-formed as C.I.B. 1062 01:09:17,075 --> 01:09:19,050 To make it simple, I'm an undercover. 1063 01:09:19,539 --> 01:09:20,270 You're an undercover? 1064 01:09:20,468 --> 01:09:23,148 You don't believe that? I'm much better than those so-called actors. 1065 01:09:23,187 --> 01:09:25,260 I'm more skillful. 1066 01:09:25,459 --> 01:09:27,347 Because I'm acting every day when I work here. 1067 01:09:27,571 --> 01:09:30,222 Though I have no script, I never make any NG. 1068 01:09:30,355 --> 01:09:32,428 Because any NG will cause the death of me. 1069 01:09:32,596 --> 01:09:35,727 So I should be the Best Actor in Oscar. 1070 01:09:36,211 --> 01:09:37,421 Mighty! 1071 01:09:38,739 --> 01:09:41,870 Today I should be going on a mission with my informant. 1072 01:09:42,419 --> 01:09:44,874 But he suffers from epilepsy suddenly, be can't go with me. 1073 01:09:46,163 --> 01:09:47,178 I want you to substitute him, 1074 01:09:47,315 --> 01:09:48,995 We'll pay you $800 for being our informant. 1075 01:09:49,683 --> 01:09:52,716 Money is not important, I only want to practice my acting. 1076 01:09:52,851 --> 01:09:53,964 You surely can. 1077 01:10:02,163 --> 01:10:03,854 Big Brother, policemen are outside, you'd better run away. 1078 01:10:04,020 --> 01:10:06,289 Buddy, just left, I'll stay behind. 1079 01:10:13,076 --> 01:10:14,188 You betray me? 1080 01:10:14,323 --> 01:10:16,876 Sorry, I'm an undercover. 1081 01:10:18,387 --> 01:10:21,703 What make me pull the trigger? 1082 01:10:21,843 --> 01:10:23,731 I'll go to the robber's place in an hour. 1083 01:10:23,859 --> 01:10:26,707 And I want to install bugs to collect their criminal evidence. 1084 01:10:26,835 --> 01:10:29,075 But every time I got there, they'll search me thoroughly. 1085 01:10:29,107 --> 01:10:32,685 So, I want you to deliver a lunch box to me, with the bugs inside. 1086 01:10:32,787 --> 01:10:33,787 Then you go away. 1087 01:10:33,907 --> 01:10:35,387 - You mean I am... - The delivery boy. 1088 01:10:35,604 --> 01:10:36,334 I have no... 1089 01:10:36,468 --> 01:10:38,923 Your role is important, grasp the chance. 1090 01:10:39,251 --> 01:10:41,225 What about the character, the relation and background? 1091 01:10:41,364 --> 01:10:43,251 The character, the relation and background... 1092 01:10:43,443 --> 01:10:46,094 are all on the menu of the coffee shops. 1093 01:10:46,195 --> 01:10:47,406 Study them now. 1094 01:10:47,507 --> 01:10:50,736 But you must act accordingly when you are on the scene. 1095 01:10:50,868 --> 01:10:51,868 Why choose me? 1096 01:10:51,955 --> 01:10:53,843 We need a professional actor. 1097 01:10:53,971 --> 01:10:55,181 I think that person is you. 1098 01:10:55,412 --> 01:10:57,102 You're the leading actor this time. 1099 01:11:09,460 --> 01:11:10,769 What is there in a Mixed Grill? 1100 01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:12,393 Pork chop, beef steak, chicken wing, sausage, egg. 1101 01:11:12,531 --> 01:11:13,586 And Set Lunch A? 1102 01:11:13,587 --> 01:11:14,896 Sunny-side-up-egg, minced beef rice, chicken corn soup. 1103 01:11:15,091 --> 01:11:16,106 Coffee or tea. 1104 01:11:16,211 --> 01:11:16,942 And Set Lunch B? 1105 01:11:17,140 --> 01:11:18,733 Vegetable and pork rice, Chef's soup, tea or coffee. 1106 01:11:18,931 --> 01:11:20,720 - The charge for a cold drink is... - $2. 1107 01:11:20,883 --> 01:11:22,043 What is served all day round? 1108 01:11:22,196 --> 01:11:23,210 Chicken thigh salad, hamburger. 1109 01:11:23,379 --> 01:11:24,379 How much? 1110 01:11:26,419 --> 01:11:28,591 - $20. - Study it better, man. 1111 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:29,772 Chicken thigh salad, hamburger... 1112 01:11:29,876 --> 01:11:31,086 What is there for in a Mixed Grill? 1113 01:11:31,219 --> 01:11:33,107 You're a delivery boy now. 1114 01:11:33,204 --> 01:11:34,513 Remember to play the role well. 1115 01:11:34,643 --> 01:11:36,236 I'll go into their place soon. 1116 01:11:36,340 --> 01:11:38,030 I'll order the steamed rice with tomato and egg at once. 1117 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,626 You must deliver it to me in exactly 10 minutes. 1118 01:11:41,779 --> 01:11:42,794 Let's start. 1119 01:11:42,995 --> 01:11:44,784 - It's formal? - Yes. 1120 01:11:44,980 --> 01:11:46,867 - No more rehearsal? - No. 1121 01:11:47,955 --> 01:11:50,890 - Could you say "Action" first. - Action. 1122 01:12:11,411 --> 01:12:12,523 - Ben. - Mao! 1123 01:12:12,723 --> 01:12:14,130 Why didn't you ask me to go to Macau with you? 1124 01:12:14,291 --> 01:12:15,119 I did page you for that. 1125 01:12:15,315 --> 01:12:16,427 When did you page me? 1126 01:12:16,563 --> 01:12:17,293 I think you didn't turn the pager on. 1127 01:12:17,395 --> 01:12:19,762 How come? I turn it on 24 hours. 1128 01:12:20,500 --> 01:12:22,387 No wonder you're so poor. 1129 01:12:22,579 --> 01:12:23,789 Hey, check my dick... 1130 01:12:25,267 --> 01:12:26,860 This bastard takes advantages of others all the time. 1131 01:12:27,059 --> 01:12:28,059 Feel free to check it. 1132 01:12:28,979 --> 01:12:30,867 Chu, greet Brother Mao. 1133 01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:33,329 Just call me Mao, Brother Chu. 1134 01:12:34,196 --> 01:12:36,756 Leather jacket again? ls it a gathering for leather jacket wears? 1135 01:12:37,875 --> 01:12:38,915 We've the same design too. 1136 01:12:39,219 --> 01:12:41,674 I'm here to deliver food... 1137 01:12:41,876 --> 01:12:43,370 Steamed rice with tomato and egg, $25.5, please. 1138 01:12:43,475 --> 01:12:44,686 - Kee. - Yes. 1139 01:12:44,851 --> 01:12:46,346 His jacket is worn out naturally. 1140 01:12:46,483 --> 01:12:47,497 Look at the texture. 1141 01:12:47,699 --> 01:12:50,732 His jacket must be worn for at least 20 years. 1142 01:12:51,187 --> 01:12:53,642 - Your grandpa left it to you? - I bought it recently. 1143 01:12:56,723 --> 01:12:57,836 Bastard. 1144 01:13:01,907 --> 01:13:03,314 I want one too. 1145 01:13:15,123 --> 01:13:16,137 Order some food now. 1146 01:13:16,307 --> 01:13:17,714 Time for meal. 1147 01:13:18,323 --> 01:13:19,916 - Come over, help me. - Time to eat. 1148 01:13:20,019 --> 01:13:21,329 Mao, come here. 1149 01:13:27,859 --> 01:13:28,859 Let's chat while eating. 1150 01:13:28,979 --> 01:13:31,248 OK, good dishes! 1151 01:13:31,379 --> 01:13:33,899 Good dishes? We can eat something much better after the project. 1152 01:13:34,163 --> 01:13:35,178 Project? 1153 01:13:35,315 --> 01:13:37,486 Wait... no tomato and egg? 1154 01:13:37,683 --> 01:13:40,138 I want tomato and egg, I want rice with tomato and egg. 1155 01:13:40,371 --> 01:13:42,543 No need, want tomato and egg? Here it comes. 1156 01:13:42,739 --> 01:13:43,754 How come? 1157 01:13:44,499 --> 01:13:47,434 It's really tomato and egg, bingo. 1158 01:13:49,459 --> 01:13:50,572 Scrambled egg? 1159 01:13:50,675 --> 01:13:52,748 No, I want sunny-side-up. 1160 01:13:52,947 --> 01:13:54,835 Let me order sunny-side-up with tomato. 1161 01:13:55,091 --> 01:13:56,978 Sunny-side-up? Chu, make one for him now. 1162 01:13:57,139 --> 01:14:01,133 Why making trouble? Delivery service is convenient. 1163 01:14:01,811 --> 01:14:03,131 You're asking for trouble indeed. 1164 01:14:04,147 --> 01:14:05,161 Is it Kuen Fat? 1165 01:14:10,707 --> 01:14:11,721 How come the delivery is so fast? 1166 01:14:11,827 --> 01:14:13,136 Yeah, I haven't ordered yet. 1167 01:14:17,587 --> 01:14:18,797 Why is it taking so long? 1168 01:14:18,963 --> 01:14:20,752 I still have something else to deliver, men. 1169 01:14:21,427 --> 01:14:22,158 Have you ordered anything? 1170 01:14:22,355 --> 01:14:25,006 I ordered it, mutton stew. 1171 01:14:25,139 --> 01:14:26,546 How come it is here so quick? 1172 01:14:26,739 --> 01:14:27,739 Is it well done? 1173 01:14:27,795 --> 01:14:30,250 Ask the cook for that, $39.8 please! 1174 01:14:30,707 --> 01:14:32,017 - I'll pay. - No need. 1175 01:14:32,211 --> 01:14:33,324 Why not? Let me pay. 1176 01:14:33,491 --> 01:14:34,931 - I've said I'll pay. - It's alright. 1177 01:14:34,963 --> 01:14:36,075 I will pay. 1178 01:14:36,179 --> 01:14:38,448 You pay next time, it's my bill. 1179 01:14:39,603 --> 01:14:41,969 No... don't do that. 1180 01:14:42,483 --> 01:14:43,693 Let me treat you this time! 1181 01:14:43,955 --> 01:14:46,889 Just $40 and you two push around and around. 1182 01:14:47,059 --> 01:14:48,368 Why don't you pay by credit card, asshole! 1183 01:14:48,563 --> 01:14:49,773 What did you say, bastard? 1184 01:14:49,875 --> 01:14:52,809 Don't move, either you pay now or I'll take it back. 1185 01:14:52,979 --> 01:14:53,994 Or I'll pay for you. 1186 01:14:57,075 --> 01:14:58,286 What are you doing? 1187 01:14:59,027 --> 01:15:01,198 I've said many times, why don't you walk closer? 1188 01:15:01,395 --> 01:15:02,955 Walk closer and shoot him from the top. 1189 01:15:02,995 --> 01:15:04,883 Then blood won't splash on the wall. 1190 01:15:05,139 --> 01:15:07,888 You never listen to me. Can't you be a professional? 1191 01:15:16,403 --> 01:15:18,858 But delivery boys are very rude these days. 1192 01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,270 They are always like this. 1193 01:15:20,882 --> 01:15:21,897 Let's eat. 1194 01:15:23,379 --> 01:15:24,110 Who is it? 1195 01:15:24,243 --> 01:15:27,472 I'm here to deliver some food. 1196 01:15:29,651 --> 01:15:31,920 Go and take a look, Chu... 1197 01:15:41,075 --> 01:15:42,482 How are you, I'm here to delivery some food. 1198 01:15:42,739 --> 01:15:43,852 OK. 1199 01:15:44,882 --> 01:15:47,152 Steamed rice with tomato and egg, $25.5 please. 1200 01:15:47,347 --> 01:15:48,078 You ordered that? 1201 01:15:48,243 --> 01:15:50,610 No, I haven't. 1202 01:15:52,819 --> 01:15:53,819 You haven't ordered? 1203 01:15:53,875 --> 01:15:55,195 Have you come to the wrong place? 1204 01:15:58,867 --> 01:16:00,460 - No.7. - No.7? 1205 01:16:02,803 --> 01:16:04,690 It's No.1, send it to No.1. 1206 01:16:06,002 --> 01:16:07,002 Do you still want it? 1207 01:16:07,059 --> 01:16:09,907 Are you out of your mind, I didn't order it. 1208 01:16:10,003 --> 01:16:11,115 Rice with tomato and egg? 1209 01:16:15,411 --> 01:16:19,884 What do you mean? Are you nuts, Go away. 1210 01:16:21,267 --> 01:16:23,917 You want rice with tomato and egg, I'll take it. 1211 01:16:24,083 --> 01:16:25,577 No, someone else ordered it. 1212 01:16:25,715 --> 01:16:28,748 I said I want it, come here. 1213 01:16:31,475 --> 01:16:32,784 Come here! 1214 01:16:33,011 --> 01:16:34,604 Can you give it to us first? 1215 01:16:40,915 --> 01:16:43,949 What a coincidence! No.1 also ordered rice with tomato and egg. 1216 01:16:44,339 --> 01:16:45,168 Is tomato and egg good? 1217 01:16:45,331 --> 01:16:47,884 The egg and tomato are both nutritious. 1218 01:16:48,083 --> 01:16:48,814 What do you mean nutritious? 1219 01:16:48,947 --> 01:16:50,736 It contains a lot of Vitamin C. 1220 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,067 Other fruits contain that too. 1221 01:16:52,115 --> 01:16:53,708 Other fruits don't contain as much as tomato. 1222 01:16:53,875 --> 01:16:55,085 You don't want the money? 1223 01:16:56,595 --> 01:16:57,707 $25.5 please. 1224 01:16:57,907 --> 01:16:58,735 How come it's so expensive? 1225 01:16:58,931 --> 01:17:00,425 - It's one and a half order. - How much for one order? 1226 01:17:00,626 --> 01:17:01,641 $36.8. 1227 01:17:01,747 --> 01:17:02,859 How come it is more expensive? 1228 01:17:02,931 --> 01:17:04,240 It's 12.2 for one order. 1229 01:17:04,403 --> 01:17:05,134 And how much for one and a half order? 1230 01:17:05,363 --> 01:17:06,192 $36.8. 1231 01:17:06,323 --> 01:17:07,338 You just said $25.5. 1232 01:17:07,411 --> 01:17:09,004 It's $25.5. 1233 01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:10,321 What was served for breakfast this morning? 1234 01:17:10,322 --> 01:17:11,053 What? 1235 01:17:11,186 --> 01:17:12,593 What was served for breakfast this morning? 1236 01:17:12,723 --> 01:17:13,723 Ham and egg. 1237 01:17:13,875 --> 01:17:14,889 How much is it? 1238 01:17:15,026 --> 01:17:15,855 $12.2. 1239 01:17:16,019 --> 01:17:16,946 How much if I want one and a half order? 1240 01:17:17,171 --> 01:17:18,000 $25.5. 1241 01:17:18,195 --> 01:17:19,405 How come there is one and a half order for breakfast? 1242 01:17:19,891 --> 01:17:21,484 You can order two extra sausages. 1243 01:17:21,619 --> 01:17:23,408 How much if I want 3 extra sausages? 1244 01:17:23,635 --> 01:17:24,366 Don't do that. 1245 01:17:24,563 --> 01:17:25,773 How much is it? 1246 01:17:26,227 --> 01:17:27,536 I'm only a delivery boy. 1247 01:17:27,699 --> 01:17:28,910 I ask you how much it is. 1248 01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:31,600 I don't know. 1249 01:17:31,731 --> 01:17:32,746 How much? 1250 01:17:32,883 --> 01:17:34,671 I'm really a delivery boy! 1251 01:17:35,251 --> 01:17:36,941 You are not! 1252 01:17:37,843 --> 01:17:41,258 Kid, tell us frankly, are you a delivery boy? 1253 01:17:41,747 --> 01:17:43,635 - I've just started work today! - Just started work today? 1254 01:17:43,763 --> 01:17:45,651 I didn't know being delivery boy must answer so many questions. 1255 01:17:45,811 --> 01:17:46,825 Don't fucking fool me? 1256 01:17:47,123 --> 01:17:49,490 What are you doing? Are you a cop? 1257 01:17:49,682 --> 01:17:50,697 Yes, what's wrong? 1258 01:17:50,803 --> 01:17:52,112 I'm really a delivery boy. 1259 01:17:54,419 --> 01:17:57,452 Nothing... he's an idiot. 1260 01:17:57,683 --> 01:18:00,050 Search him if you don't believe. Search him! 1261 01:18:02,291 --> 01:18:06,568 Kid, I let you go now, be smart in future! 1262 01:18:12,051 --> 01:18:13,261 What is it? 1263 01:18:17,587 --> 01:18:19,375 Why did you do this? 1264 01:18:25,331 --> 01:18:26,924 What do you want? 1265 01:18:34,387 --> 01:18:35,500 What is it? 1266 01:18:38,898 --> 01:18:40,687 Want to harm me? 1267 01:19:16,659 --> 01:19:20,074 Sorry, I'm an undercover. 1268 01:19:32,371 --> 01:19:33,581 Cut. 1269 01:19:36,146 --> 01:19:37,146 How's that? 1270 01:19:37,202 --> 01:19:38,991 I'm fine, I'm still alive. 1271 01:19:39,155 --> 01:19:41,424 I mean my performance. 1272 01:19:41,683 --> 01:19:45,098 Very well, as this is your first time being the leading actor. 1273 01:19:45,523 --> 01:19:46,733 Good take. 1274 01:19:48,307 --> 01:19:49,322 Thanks. 1275 01:19:49,779 --> 01:19:50,989 I'll call to police. 1276 01:19:52,499 --> 01:19:56,874 - Police! - Freeze! 1277 01:19:56,947 --> 01:19:58,059 He's on my side... 1278 01:19:58,738 --> 01:19:59,851 Call the ambulance! 1279 01:20:08,723 --> 01:20:09,738 Piu Piu. 1280 01:20:11,314 --> 01:20:13,486 What's going on? It's dark already, and you didn't give me a call? 1281 01:20:13,586 --> 01:20:15,179 - Shall I cook dinner for you? - Just then I... 1282 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:17,225 What's happen to you? Didn't you play as the leading actor? 1283 01:20:17,426 --> 01:20:19,499 I don't care whether you're a leading actor or an extra. 1284 01:20:19,635 --> 01:20:21,035 You must support my living forever. 1285 01:20:21,170 --> 01:20:23,145 Come on, try it and see if it suits or not. 1286 01:20:23,635 --> 01:20:26,483 Red? Is it lipstick? You're dating someone else? 1287 01:20:26,899 --> 01:20:28,109 I forgive you but... 1288 01:20:28,307 --> 01:20:30,762 I won't cook for you if you dare next time, go! 1289 01:20:32,723 --> 01:20:35,570 What are you looking at? Fight back, nuts! 1290 01:20:38,898 --> 01:20:41,353 Piu Piu, I love you. 1291 01:20:59,379 --> 01:21:00,393 Wait. 1292 01:21:01,075 --> 01:21:03,050 You two mustn't get married! 1293 01:21:03,250 --> 01:21:04,250 Why? 1294 01:21:04,307 --> 01:21:06,576 Because you guys are brother and sister. 1295 01:21:07,635 --> 01:21:10,766 Sister, I'm sorry. 1296 01:21:11,059 --> 01:21:13,709 It's not your business, I'm willing myself. 1297 01:21:13,907 --> 01:21:16,460 Your mood is wrong for this situation. 1298 01:21:16,627 --> 01:21:17,627 I've told you before. 1299 01:21:17,747 --> 01:21:20,976 Mood begins from your heart, then goes to the outside of your body... 1300 01:21:21,138 --> 01:21:21,869 and returns to the heart, got it? 1301 01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:24,457 - Yes, got it. - Don't be nervous. 1302 01:21:24,722 --> 01:21:25,932 I'm not nervous. 1303 01:21:26,387 --> 01:21:29,900 Sau, I think the role of Master suits you more. 1304 01:21:30,034 --> 01:21:31,441 Why don't you play it? 1305 01:21:31,602 --> 01:21:34,636 Forget it, I'm not talented in acting. 1306 01:21:34,867 --> 01:21:36,558 I'd better be audience. 1307 01:21:37,202 --> 01:21:38,217 Not at all. 1308 01:21:38,291 --> 01:21:39,119 You're good. 1309 01:21:39,251 --> 01:21:41,138 Brother Sau, audience are waiting outside. 1310 01:21:41,267 --> 01:21:42,194 - Are they? - Hurry up. 1311 01:21:42,291 --> 01:21:43,982 - Take off your clothes first. - For what? 1312 01:21:44,147 --> 01:21:44,877 I'll play it. 1313 01:21:45,042 --> 01:21:46,449 - Oh, no. - Give it to me. 1314 01:21:46,579 --> 01:21:47,789 But you're not talented. 1315 01:21:47,891 --> 01:21:48,905 I'm not? Are you talented then? 1316 01:21:49,011 --> 01:21:50,025 I am. 1317 01:21:50,642 --> 01:21:51,755 Give it to me! 1318 01:21:52,499 --> 01:21:54,954 - No. - Sau, stop fighting. 1319 01:21:55,123 --> 01:21:57,774 Stop fighting, eat potato chips, why fighting for? 1320 01:22:14,515 --> 01:22:15,921 There're really many audience. 1321 01:22:16,083 --> 01:22:18,636 Sure, as we have special guests today. 1322 01:22:18,835 --> 01:22:20,428 Sister Cuckoo comes to help us today. 1323 01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:22,953 Thanks, Sister Cuckoo. 1324 01:22:23,090 --> 01:22:24,781 You're welcome, we finally have the chance to act on the same stage. 1325 01:22:24,979 --> 01:22:25,979 Thanks! 1326 01:22:28,242 --> 01:22:29,736 Kung Hei Fat Choi! Thanks! 1327 01:22:29,906 --> 01:22:30,906 Happy New Year. 1328 01:22:30,995 --> 01:22:33,166 Congraduation! Everybody cheers up. 1329 01:22:33,267 --> 01:22:34,860 Thanks! Kung Hei! 97032