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(Elevator Bell Dings)
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(Ted) When You Work
For A Company
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As Demanding
As Veridian Dynamics,
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It's Important To Make Time
To Have A Personal Life.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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Oh!
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(Ding)
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She Seemed Nice.
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That Was Nadine.
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Oh, Good.
So You Know Each Other.
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Yeah, She's One Of
The Company's Lawyers.
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Sorry
For Not Introducing You.
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Your Tongue Was Kinda Busy,
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All Up Inside Her Mouth.
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She's Amazing.
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It's Just That We Both Work
Such Long Hours,
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It's Hard To Find Time
To Go Out.
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So We Usually Meet
In Her Office,
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Where She Has
A Door That Closes
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And A Closet
Where We Can Hang Our Clothes
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So We're Crisp And Fresh
After We've Soiled Each Other.
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The Only Time I've Ever
Been Naked In This Building
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Is That Time I Was Deloused.
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Remember When Those
Super Lice Got Out
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And Tried To Colonize Me?
Mm‐Hmm.
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This Is More Fun Than That.
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Hey There,
Bloopity‐Bloo.
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Bloopity‐Bloo?
It's A Nickname
I Came Up With For You,
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Right Off The Top Of My Head.
Hmm. So What Made You Get High
Before Work This M
Orning?
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I'm High On Life, Ted.
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You Know How I've Been Trying
To Write Children's Books?
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I Just Sold One.
Really?
Well, Congratulations.
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I Sent A Chapter
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To A Bunch Of Publishers,
And One Of Them Bought It.
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I May Have A Whole New
Career
Entertaining Children
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Instead Of Working For A
Place That Uses Them To Assemble
Munitions.
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Boy, Who's Gonna Judge Us
When You're Gone?
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No, But Really, That‐‐
That's Great.
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So Is This The Story
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With The Little Forest Creature
Who Looks Like Phil?
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He's A Lemur. And He Doesn't
Look Anything Like Phil.
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Their Markings
Are Completely Different.
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Hey, Guys.
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(Gasps) Ooh, Bananas!
I Lovebananas.
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Oh, God.
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I Stuck A Tail On Phil
And Put Him In A Tree.
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He's Gonna Hate That.
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Oh, Go Talk To Him.
Maybe He'll Like It.
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But If He Shows His Teeth,
I'd Get The Hell Outta There.
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Oh.
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We All Need A Life
Outside Of Work.
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Mine Is Compressed
Into One Perfect,
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Conveniently Sized Bundle.
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Daddy!
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Hey, Come Here. Oh.
How's Your Day, Sweetie?
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Awesome. Cammy Threw Up,
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And Then Aaron Oberlander
Slipped In It, And Then...
Oh.
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Grace T. Hit Grace H.,
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And Then Grace S. Put Gum
In Grace T's Hair.
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And Then There Were
Crying Graces Everywhere...
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What's Great About Having Rose
In After‐Care At Work
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Is We See More Of Each Other.
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The Downside Is, I Hear
A Lot Of Boring Stories
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About The Children
Of My Coworkers.
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And Then Grace Told Me That
Billy's Dad Is Getting Fired.
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His Name Is Larry Pancake.
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Honey, There's Nobody
At The Company
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Named Larry Pancake Or Anybody
Else Named After Food.
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What About Taco Tony
In The Cafeteria?
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Well, That Was Just
A Nickname,
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And We Don't
Call Him That Anymore.
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When He Moved To The Salad Bar,
It Just Sounded Racist.
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The Company Has Started
Another Round Of Downsizing.
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There's Blood On The Cheap,
Industrial Carpets.
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Some Guy
In Pete's R&D Department
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Just Got Laid Off.
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Really? His Name Wasn't
Larry Pancake, Was It?
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That's Racist, Ted.
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Legal Says We Can't Make Fun
Of People's Names Anymore,
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Even If It's Hilar
Ious.
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The Guy's Name
Was Larry Pancow.
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Larry Pancow?
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Yesterday In After‐Care,
Rose Heard
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That Someone Named Larry Pancake
Was Gonna Lose His Job.
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She Knew? How Could She
Have Known Ahead Of Time
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Something That Confidential?
One Of The Kids
Was Talking About It.
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If Rose Could Tell Us
Who's About To Be Laid Off,
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We Could Save Their Jobs.
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Being Fired Around Here
Is Not Pretty.
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Veronica Did Have A Point.
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When H. R. Decides It Wants
Somebody Terminated...
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We're Go On Larry Pancow.
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The Extraction Team
Swings Into Action,
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Descending On The Unwitting
Employee Before He Or She
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Can Remove
Any Sensitive Information
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Worth Millions
To Our Competitors.
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Larry Pancow.
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When They Lay People Off
In My Department,
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It Makes Me Look Weak,
Like My People Are Expendable.
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Come On, Ted.
You're A People Person.
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With Rose's Help,
We Could Save People.
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Isn't That The Kind Of Thing
You "People" People Do?
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Okay.
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There Are A Lot
Of Good People Here,
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And I'd Like To Save
Their Jobs.
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We Can Have One
Conversation With Rose.
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Gently.
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Fine.
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Let's Get Her Up Here, Crack Her
Open Like A Lobster Claw
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And Scoop Out
Her
Sweet White Meat Of Information.
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Gently.
I Know You Don't
Like To Eat Children,
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But It's That Kind Of Talk
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And Your Cottage In The Woods
Made Of Candy
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That Keeps Those Rumors Alive.
Mm.
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My Paycheck
Is A Little Light This Week.
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Is Yours?
I Never Open It
Before I Give It To My Wife.
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She Doesn't Like Me Snooping
Into Our Finances.
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Hey, Guys.
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I Sold One Of
My Children's Books. Yay.
Congratulations.
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That's Great
.
And The Coolest Part Is,
It Has A Character
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That Doesn't Look Like Anyone
You've Ever Seen.
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Don't You Agree?
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And Wouldn't It Be Fun To Sign
A Release To That Effect?
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Oh, My God. It's Me.
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It's Not You,
You Egomaniac.
I Love It.
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Okay, It's You.
See, Lem? I Told You
I'd Look Good With A Tail.
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Not As Good As I'd Look
With Antlers.
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Of Course, I'd Have To Cut
The Top Off My Car,
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But It Would Be Totally
Worth It, Even In A Rain.
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You Better Make Sure
The Company
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Doesn't Find Out
About Your Book.
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Yeah,
Our Employment Contracts
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Say That Anything
We Create
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Automatically Belongs
To Veridian.
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But I Thought That Just Meant,
Like, Science‐Y Stuff.
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Anything We Create‐‐Science,
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Literature, Poetry,
A Mournful Ballad.
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Even A Hearty Fish Chowder
I Brought To A Company Picnic.
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Veridian Sold The Recipe
To The F. A. A.
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Now They Use It
To Spray Down A Tarmac
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When A Plane's Coming In
For A Hard Landing.
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I Was Gonna Work On It
While I Was Here
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Because I'm Under
A Really Tight Deadline,
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But I Can't Risk The Company
Taking It Away From Me.
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What Am I Gonna Do?
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You Guys Are Thinking About
Antlers And Tails, Aren't You?
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Why Do Animals Get All The Best
Stuff Attached To Their Bodies?
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I Would Love To Have
A Blowhole.
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So Tasha Threw Hamster Poo
At Molly,
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And She Started Crying Because
Some Of It Got On Her Grapes.
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And Grapes Are Molly's
Ninth Favorite Fruit,
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After Peaches...
Pears... Mangoes...
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Oh, My God,
Your Life Is Trivial.
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How Do You Stand It?
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Veronica, We're Being Gentle,
Remember?
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Less Hulk,
More Bruce Banner.
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Come On, Kid.
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How Did You Know About
Larry Pancake Getting Fired?
Grace Hutchens Told Me.
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Grace Hutchens? That Must Be
Bert Hutchens' Kid.
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Well, That Makes Sense. Bert
Is Head Of Human Resources.
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She Must Have Overhead
Something At Home.
What Else Did Grace Say?
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Is Anyone Else
Losing Their Jobs?
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I Don't Remember.
You Don't Or You Won't?
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Veronica.Honey, If You
Don't Remember Something,
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That's Perfectly Okay.
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I Think Grace Said
Somebody Named...
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Paul Is Also Getting Fired.
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Was It Paul Spielman?
Think, Honey! Think!
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Or Veronica Will
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Inappropriately
Pressure You Again.
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Pretty Sure
It Was Paul Spielman.
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Oh, My God.
Not Paul Spielman.
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You Have No Idea
Who Paul Spielman Is.
Not Even A Little.
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He's One Of Our Department's
Best Engineers.
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And They're Just Gonna
Throw Him Out On The Street
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With No Consideration For How
Weak That's Gonna Make Me Look?
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Paul Might Not
Like It Either,
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You Know, 'Cause He's Got
Four Kids.
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Fine, I'm Insensitive.
I Can Live With That.
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But We Have To Save
Paul's Job.
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Not Wanting The Company
To Know About Her Book,
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Linda Decided Working On It
At The Office
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Would Be Too Risky.
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Where Are You Going?
Bathroom.
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With All Your Stuff?
I Meant My Bathroom At Home.
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I Don't Feel Well.
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So I Need To Go Home
For A Few Days
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And Use The Bathroom.
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Yeah, That Hangs Together.
No, It Doesn't.
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If I Had More Time, I'd Bat You
Around Like A Cat Toy.
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But I Have To Save
Some Guy's Job.
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So Do Whatever You Want,
Because I Don't Care.
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Now Thathangs Together.
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Veronica.
Ugh! There Are
Employees Everywhere.
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It's Like I'm Walking
Through Spiderwebs.
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Do You Know Why My Paycheck
Is A Little Light This Week?
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(Sighs) That's The Code For
The Company's Legal Services.
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Apparently
You Spent Four Hours
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With One Of Our Attorneys
Last Week.
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Well, I've Been Seeing
Nadine Webson,
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But We Haven't Been Doing
Anything Legal.
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Wait. Let Me Rephrase That.
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All Attorneys Hours
Have To Be Billed Somewhere.
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The Company Doesn't Care
If You're Estate Planning
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Or Drilling Her
Like An Oil Well.
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If You're Spending Time
With A Veridian Lawyer,
You Have To Pay For It.
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But That's Reducing
My Relationship
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With This Beautiful,
Intelligent Woman To‐‐
$300 An Hour.
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I'm Sorry
To Barge In, Nadine.
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But I Just Heard
The Strangest Thing.
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Apparently The Company Charges
Me Whenever We're Together.
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Which Means Every Time
I Have Sex With You,
I Have To Pay For It.
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Oh, My God.
That's Outrageous.
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I‐I Know. It's So...
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Naughty?
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Okay. Naughty.
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But‐‐But‐‐But Doesn't It
Also Seem‐‐
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Extremelynaughty?
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Purr.
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Mm.
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You Argue Cases
With That Mouth?
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Mm‐Hmm. Oh!
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(Giggles)
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Armed With Information
About Spielman,
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Veronica And I Went
Into Actionto Save His Job.
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The Sky Hammer Missile System
Is The Ultimate Stealth Weapon,
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Featuring Our Patented
Hush‐A‐Boom Technology.
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Hush‐A‐Boom... When Your Army
Wants To Get In And Out
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Without Waking The Neighbors.
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Fantastic.
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War Just Keeps Getting Better.
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Thank You, But We Really
Should Give Credit
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To Our Engineer‐‐
Steven Spielberg.
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Paul Spielman.
Paul Spielman.
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We Shouldn't Even Call It
The Sky Hammer.
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We Should Call It
The Spielman.
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00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,574
Because That's
The Man's Name.
240
00:10:07,608 --> 00:10:10,010
Spielman, Huh?
241
00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,378
Why Don't You Stop That Thing
We Were Talking About?
242
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:14,214
(Telephone Beeps)
243
00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:16,249
That's A No‐Go On Spielman.
244
00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:18,985
I Repeat‐‐
No‐Go On Spielman.
245
00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:22,022
Copy That. The Bird Goes Back
In The Nest, Fellas.
246
00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,928
Have A Nice Day, Sir.
247
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,300
If We Go Past 4:00, Do I
Have To Pay For The Full Hour
248
00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,302
Or Do They Bill
By The Quarter?
249
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,304
I Don't Know.
I Don't Handle The Money.
250
00:10:38,338 --> 00:10:41,007
(Mouths Word)
251
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:43,544
Duck. Duck. Duck...
252
00:10:43,577 --> 00:10:45,478
I Don't Like My Work Life
253
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,313
And My Life With Rose
To Overlap,
254
00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:49,315
But Since It Was Just
This One Time,
255
00:10:49,349 --> 00:10:51,585
It's Hard To See The Harm.
Goose.
256
00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:54,688
(Children Laughing)
Children... So Adorable.
257
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,690
In A Way,
They're Like People.
258
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,526
Yes, That's Why There's
A Taboo About Eating Them.
259
00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:01,528
So Good News
About Saving Spielman.
260
00:11:01,562 --> 00:11:04,197
Yes.
(Children Laughing)
261
00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:06,533
It's A Shame To Let
A Resource Like Rose
262
00:11:06,567 --> 00:11:09,069
Go To Waste, Isn't It?
No, It's Not. It's Fine.
263
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:12,338
Because We Agreed
We Were Gonna Do This Once.
Right. We're Saving People.
264
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:14,240
Why Would Anyone
Ever Want To Do
265
00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,643
Something Heroic Like That
More Than Once?
Veronica‐‐
266
00:11:16,677 --> 00:11:18,545
I Get It, Ted.
If It Had Been Up To You,
267
00:11:18,579 --> 00:11:20,380
It Wouldn't Have Been
"Schindler's List."
268
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,349
It Would've Been
"Schindler's Guy."
269
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,994
Okay, How Does The Story End?
270
00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,296
Come On. Think.
Back To Basics.
271
00:11:36,329 --> 00:11:38,665
Lemur.
272
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,300
Nothing.
273
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,335
(Knock On Door)
274
00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,039
Hey, Linda. I Just Thought
I'd Stop By On My Way Home
275
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:47,574
And See
What Amazing Adventures
276
00:11:47,608 --> 00:11:49,375
My Lemur Brother
From Another Mother Is Up To.
277
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,077
He's Up To Nothing.
278
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,379
He Stared At Me As I Ate
A Carton Of Ice Cream
279
00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,582
And Then Judged Me
280
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:58,418
As I Watched Four
Back‐To‐Back Episodes Of "Alf."
Well, Maybe I Can Help.
281
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:02,355
Oh, I Once Had An Affair
With A 73‐Year‐Old Woman.
282
00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:03,824
Can You Use That?
283
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,859
Only To Vomit Up
The Ice Cream.
284
00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,460
I Didn't Have To Come Here,
You Know?
285
00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,029
I'm Sorry, Phil.
286
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,732
I‐It's Just...
What If I Can't Do This?
287
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,700
Maybe I'm Really Not A Writer.
288
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,202
What If I End Up
Just Some Product Tester
289
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,038
Working For A Soulless Company
290
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,040
With A Half‐Finished
Lemur Story In Her Drawer?
291
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,675
What A Cliché.
292
00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:23,544
You Can Do This, Linda.
293
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,012
Okay,
What Do You Have So Far?
294
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:28,515
The Lemur Feels Stifled,
Living His Small,
295
00:12:28,549 --> 00:12:30,884
Uninspired Life
In His Little Tree.
296
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:35,221
His Friends Rally Around Him
And Help Him Find The Courage
297
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,323
To Go Off
And Seek His Fortune.
298
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,359
Okay.
299
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,461
What If He Gets A Summer Job
300
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,463
Driving A Van
For Meals On Wheels
301
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:45,732
And Meets A Sexually Adventurous
Elderly Lemur
302
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:48,535
Who Roughly
Takes His Virginity?
303
00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,872
Thanks For Stopping By,
Phil.
304
00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:53,540
Wait.
305
00:12:53,574 --> 00:12:55,709
Why Does The Lemur Need
To Leave The Tree Anyway?
306
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,044
Because The Tree Is Stifling
307
00:12:58,078 --> 00:13:00,180
And The Linda Has A Dream‐‐
The Lemur‐‐
308
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,348
The Lemur Has A Dream,
309
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,251
And She‐‐Me‐‐He
Knows There's More To Life.
310
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,021
Why Would He Want To Stay
In A Little, Tiny Tree?
311
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:11,792
Maybe Because That's Where
All His Friends Are.
312
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,327
No, You Said The Other Lemurs
Rally Around And Help Him.
313
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:17,463
Maybe That Makes Him Decide
He Should Stay.
314
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,000
That's It.
That's The Perfect Ending.
315
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,168
The Lemur Realizes
316
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,337
He Doesn't Need To Go Off
And Seek His Fortune.
317
00:13:24,370 --> 00:13:25,839
Yeah.
318
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:27,841
Because The Only Fortune
Anyone Ever Needs
319
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:29,409
Is Friendship.
320
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,044
Oh.
321
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,213
And When You Have That,
You Wouldn't Leave It
322
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:36,082
For All The Adventure
In The World.
323
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,753
Suck It, Veridian!
I Am Rich And Outta Here!
324
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,987
(Laughs)
325
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,556
(Sighs)
326
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:44,658
I Was Just In The Neighborhood
327
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,660
And Thought Rose
Might Enjoy Some Pizza.
328
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,662
I Don't Usually
Feed Rose Pizza
329
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:51,031
At 11:30 On A School Night
While She's Asleep.
330
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:54,234
But Everyone's Happy To Wake Up
For Pizzaor Candy
331
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,336
Or A Signed Photograph
Of Zac Efron.
332
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:59,806
There She Is.
What's The Matter, Honey?
333
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,675
You Couldn't Sleep
Because You Were Worried
334
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:03,677
There Might Be More Cutbacks
In Our Department,
335
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:05,746
And That Might
Reflect Badly On Me?
336
00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:09,182
No. Somebody Out Here Isn't
Using Hush‐A‐Boom Technology.
337
00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:11,351
Veronica, I Told You,
We're Not Pumping Rose
338
00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,254
For Any More Information.
I Don't Know
Anything Else Anyway.
339
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,357
I Told You All The New Stuff
I Heard At Dinner.
340
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,793
I‐I Couldn't Resist.
I Like Saving People.
341
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:22,295
I Make No Apologies.
I'm Sorry.
342
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:24,164
(Flat Voice) Oh, My God.
What A Hypocrite.
343
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:26,466
I Feel Like I Don't Know You.
Fake Outrage.
344
00:14:26,499 --> 00:14:28,802
(Normal Voice) Moving On.
What Did You Get Out Of Her?
Okay, Here's The Deal‐‐
345
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,971
Jeffrey Bouchard's Daughter
Told Rose
346
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,641
That Their Family's Moving
On Saturday.
They're Going To Seattle.
347
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:37,310
Jeffrey Bouchard.
Another Engineer.
348
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:39,079
There's A Picture Of You Two
On Your Office Wall.
349
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,347
People Always Want To Have Their
Pictures Taken With Me, Ted.
350
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,083
I'm Like A Sunset.
351
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,586
Anyway, Why Is My New
Best Friend Jeffrey Bouchard
352
00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,688
Suddenly Moving To‐‐
Wait A Minute.
353
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,255
Zell Industries
Is In Seattle.
354
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,824
Yes, And They're Developing
A Missile System
355
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:52,826
Very Similar
To The Sky Hammer.
356
00:14:52,859 --> 00:14:55,896
Bouchard Is Planning To Steal
Hush‐A‐Boom Technology
357
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,364
And Jump Ship.
How Could He Do This?
358
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,634
And After I Let Him Use Me
Like A Sunset.
359
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,669
Well, You Better Take
His Picture Down.
360
00:15:02,703 --> 00:15:04,304
Maybe Put It In Your Drawer
Next To The One
361
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,740
Of You And Saddam Hussein
Riding That Tandem Bike.
362
00:15:06,773 --> 00:15:09,910
Yeah. That Was Before
He Got Weird.
363
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,578
(Employees Murmuring
And Screaming)
364
00:15:11,612 --> 00:15:13,714
The Next Day,
Bright And Early,
365
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,850
Jeffrey Bouchard
Got A Little Surprise.
366
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,719
Jeffrey Bouchard...
367
00:15:20,521 --> 00:15:22,488
♪ Thank You, Lord,
For Everything ♪
368
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:25,358
♪ For All The Joyous Things
You Bring ♪
369
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:27,027
♪ You're Always
Looking After Me ♪
370
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:34,067
We've Got A Rabbit.
371
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,837
Aah!
372
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:38,972
Oh, That's
Jeffrey Bouchard.
373
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,741
I Love It When They Run.
374
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,243
(Electricity Crackles)
(Jeffrey) Aah! Aah!
375
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,546
Hmm. Tased Flesh
Smells Bacon‐Y.
376
00:15:45,579 --> 00:15:46,847
(Sniffs)
377
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,049
Now I'm Hungry.
378
00:15:49,082 --> 00:15:50,551
Nadine?
379
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,385
(Nadine)
I'll Be Right Out.
380
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,221
Can't Wait To See You.
381
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:57,157
I Mean It.
382
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,759
Hurry.
383
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,834
Oh, Boy.
384
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:10,470
It's Gonna Me 300 Bucks
Just To Get You Outta That Rig.
385
00:16:10,504 --> 00:16:14,074
I Thought You Would Like This.
No, I Do, I Do.
It's Sexy.
386
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,176
You Know What Would Be
Really Sexy?
387
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,411
If You Could Do Some Work
For Another Billable Client
388
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:21,014
While I Take It Off You.
That Would Be Fraud.
389
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:24,184
So Now You're Asking Me
To Commit A Crime For You.
390
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:28,722
A Naughty, Naughty Crime.
Purr.
391
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,591
Purr.
392
00:16:30,624 --> 00:16:32,859
Okay, First Of All,
You Can't Just Say "Purr."
393
00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:35,361
You Actually
Have To Make The Sound.
394
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,831
And That's Not Even My Biggest
Problem With All Of This.
395
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,666
So, Lem Broke It Off
With Nadine
396
00:16:39,700 --> 00:16:41,234
After
A 10‐Minute Discussion,
397
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,369
Which Cost Him
Another 50 Bucks.
398
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:45,305
Phil. Oh, My God.
399
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,508
I Just Got Off The Phone
With My Mom.
400
00:16:47,541 --> 00:16:49,976
She Saw My Lemur
On The Internet.
I'm On The Internet!
401
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:52,212
Shh. The Company
Can't Find Out About This.
402
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,180
They'll Take It Away
From Me.
403
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,049
I Just Turned In
My Manuscript,
404
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:59,319
And My Publisher
Is Already Promoting It.
I Could Help Promote It.
405
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,187
I'm A Pretty Decent
Ice Skater.
406
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,256
Maybe I Could Have
My Own Capade.
407
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:06,893
Oh, You Will Have A Capade,
My Friend.
408
00:17:06,927 --> 00:17:09,530
My Mom Said It's On
Some Asian Web Site.
409
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:13,499
Your Mom Is Really Tech Savvy.
That Is So Hot.
410
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:15,569
Why Did I Say That?
411
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,504
Oh, Look! There He Is.
Oh.
412
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:20,006
Oh, He's So Cute.
(Instrumental Pop Music
Playing)
413
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:22,242
(Speaks Foreign Language)
Yum Yum!
414
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:24,044
What Is He Doing?
(Children Chanting) Yum Yum!
415
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,312
I Don't Know.
It Looks Like It's...
416
00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:28,715
(Speaks Foreign Language)
(Children) Yum Yum!
417
00:17:28,749 --> 00:17:30,584
An Ad.
418
00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:33,053
(Children) Yum Yum!
(Burps)
419
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,822
For Beer.
Yum Yum!
420
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:37,924
(Lemur Speaks Foreign Language)
421
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:40,060
For Children.
422
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,399
So You Have
A Good Afternoon.
423
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,869
Remember, Your Main Job
Is To Have Fun.
424
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,672
But If You Happen
To Hear Anything‐‐
425
00:17:51,705 --> 00:17:54,307
Today, I'm Going To
Concentrate On Vanessa.
426
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,543
There's Something
Going On There.
427
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,485
I Want To Report
A Children's Book
428
00:18:05,519 --> 00:18:07,688
That A Veridian Employee
Sold To Another Company.
429
00:18:07,721 --> 00:18:10,056
I Demand Veridian Take
Possession Of It Immediately
430
00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:12,025
And Not Punish The Person
Who Wrote It.
431
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,828
I Feel Very Strongly
About That Last Part.
432
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,830
Is This About That Book
You Were Writing
433
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,733
While You Were Pretending
To Be Sick?
How Did You‐‐
434
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,235
All I Have To Do
Is Look At Phil,
And He Tells Me Everything,
435
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,871
Even Things
I Don't Want To Know,
436
00:18:24,905 --> 00:18:26,306
Like His Time‐Saving System
For Washing His Legs.
437
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,542
I Just Found Out
My Publisher
438
00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,977
Is Owned By A Huge,
Evil Conglomerate
439
00:18:31,011 --> 00:18:34,581
That's Using My Character To
Sell Beer To Children In Asia.
440
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,483
God, I Love Asia. There's No
Regulation On Anything.
441
00:18:37,518 --> 00:18:40,353
Did You Know Companies There Can
Just Shoot A Man In The Street?
442
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,322
I Heard That At A Conference
443
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,424
About Reasons To Move
Your Business To Asia.
444
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,826
I Know.
445
00:18:45,859 --> 00:18:48,061
They Make It Crazy Hard
To Kill Anyone Here.
446
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:49,696
I Want My Country Back.
447
00:18:49,730 --> 00:18:52,032
Anyway, If The Company
Takes Ownership Of My Book,
448
00:18:52,065 --> 00:18:54,234
They Can Stop These Ads,
Right?
449
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,303
Yes, But It'll Be Tied Up
In Litigation For Years.
450
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,740
Your Book's Not Gonna Be
Your Ticket Outta Here.
451
00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,008
(Sighs) I Have No Choice.
452
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,877
Look At You.
453
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:06,513
You Were So Anxious
To Get Away From This Place,
454
00:19:06,547 --> 00:19:08,081
And Now You Have A Problem
455
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,650
And Who Do You
Come Running To For Help?
456
00:19:09,683 --> 00:19:12,819
The Company.
The Glorious Company.
457
00:19:12,853 --> 00:19:16,189
Say It With Me.
The Glorious Company.
458
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:18,391
I'm Kidding. I Just Wanted
To See If You'd Do It.
459
00:19:18,424 --> 00:19:20,193
Now Say‐‐
Veronica.
460
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,364
So Linda Didn't Get To Quit
Her Day Job.
461
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,399
But Like Her Lemur,
She Realized
462
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,703
She Could Find Something Nice
About Where She Already Was.
463
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:32,405
"And The Lemur Said To All
Of His Friends In The Forest,
464
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,708
"'I Love You Guys,
Even You, Lion,
465
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,177
Who Devoured
My Friend Keith.'"
466
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:40,581
(Whispers) Rose.
And I Realized
Maybe Using Rose's Help
467
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:43,216
To Know What's Going On Around
Here Isn't Such A Bad Thing.
468
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,151
So Anything Interesting
Happen Today?
469
00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,588
Oh, Yeah.
I Found Out Something Funny.
470
00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:50,223
Amy Bouchard's Father
Wasn't Taking Her To Seattle.
471
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:52,859
He's Taking Her To See Cattle.
(Laughs)
472
00:19:52,893 --> 00:19:54,861
She Isn't Moving Away.
473
00:19:54,895 --> 00:19:56,830
Her Dad
Just Likes Looking At Cows.
474
00:19:56,863 --> 00:19:59,666
Uh... Daddy's Gotta Go
Fix Something.
475
00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,802
So Why Don't You Go Listen
To The Rest Of That Book?
476
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,303
And No More Spying.
477
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,238
It's My Fault,
But You Shouldn't Do It.
478
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,807
Now Don't Let It Worry You,
But Daddy's Gonna Turn
479
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,742
And Run Away
As Fast As He Can.
480
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:17,317
♪
481
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,919
(Woman) Our Team...
482
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,421
Over 100,000 Strong...
483
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:25,058
And We Love All Of Them.
484
00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,661
Unless They Cross Us.
485
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,064
Then We'll Hunt Them Down
And Hurt Them,
486
00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:33,834
Because That's Love, Too...
487
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:49,182
Jeffrey, There Is No Question
Bad Things Were Done To You,
488
00:20:49,215 --> 00:20:52,185
And There Is Also No Question
Whose Fault It Was.
489
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,855
Ted.
(Mutters)
490
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:58,491
I Got Tasered, Ted.
I Know,
And I'm Very Sorry.
491
00:20:58,525 --> 00:21:00,694
A‐And If There's Any Way
I Can Make It Up To You...
492
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:02,796
Maybe You Can.
493
00:21:02,829 --> 00:21:06,032
Let Me See That Taser
You Got.
494
00:21:06,066 --> 00:21:07,901
(Electricity Crackles)
495
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:09,903
Oh, Jeffrey...
496
00:21:13,607 --> 00:21:15,175
(Electricity Crackles)
497
00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:16,710
(Ted) Aah! I'm So Sorry!
498
00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,746
(Electricity Crackles)
(Ted) Ohh!
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