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Oh oh fuck.
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Spit it out man.
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You got you got
to try and breathe.
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Ohh shit, man.
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Just try to.
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OK.
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Oh my God, we're breathing.
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Breathe.
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Don't.
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Time to move on.
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It's like the matchmaker said.
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We have to bury the past.
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Both of us.
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I just finished this.
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We started.
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How the hell do we get out of here?
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Don't forget good night kiss.
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And remember to always be safe.
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Why?
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We don't have a choice.
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There is always a choice.
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We've never had a choice.
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We're back in this room.
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It's designed.
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Dating sites, right?
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They bring strangers together.
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Well, I'm not doing this.
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What do you think is going to happen
to us if we don't?
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This is so fucked up.
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It's OK.
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We have to finish.
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Together.
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They open the door.
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Listen.
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Oh my God.
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Your life.
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What's this?
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What do we?
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What do we?
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What do we have to do?
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We have to have?
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Where in my bedroom?
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This is my house.
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We're out.
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This is my house.
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We're safe.
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We're out.
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Hello Allison and Jason.
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We are so glad that two of you
finally found a true love you both so
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desperately needed.
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You really aren't the perfect match now,
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and as you begin your journey together,
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you
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might be tempted to speak
to the authorities.
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Of what happened here,
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and we welcome you to be grateful
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for the gift we've given you.
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And trust me when I say
we'll be keeping an eye on you.
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2 love Birds for very.
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Very long time.
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Want to make sure
that as I say.
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OK.
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We're alone.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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That was by far the worst day.
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I have ever been on.
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I've had worse.
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He's looking cute.
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Package for your grandma.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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What's all this?
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Packing for two weeks.
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That's 14 days to be prepared.
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This is my grandma's face.
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She got this at her wedding
when she was getting married.
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It's beautiful, right?
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God, I can't even get
into the amount of anxiety
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she went through packing the base.
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I didn't sleep for a few days.
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Ohh.
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Now we know where you get it.
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Stop.
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Those are fine words, babe.
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Seriously.
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He's a very thoughtful wedding
principle, right?
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It's perfect.
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It is.
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Something.
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All right.
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This was amazing.
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How do we look?
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When we making Chef Eggplant Parm
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with dairy free cheese from movie
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Yes, did you remember
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to get the cab?
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That's what.
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That's what I forgot.
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I forgot the wine.
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I can run in the market
if you can watch the other.
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I'll forgive you this time.
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I gotta take this really quick.
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OK, Russo?
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Yeah.
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Thanks for getting back to me.
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Yeah, where we are.
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You find what you're looking for.
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Yeah.
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She's just looking
for my luggage.
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What time is dinner
going to be ready?
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That would be about 30 minutes.
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OK, cool.
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I'm going to go get that.
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Yeah, I don't bother.
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I found one of the seller.
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OK, cool.
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You cannot listen to me.
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I did not do this.
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This isn't me.
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I think we need to talk.
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What?
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The gift box, Allison.
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I promise it is not what you think.
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You have no idea.
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What I think?
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I know it looks bad
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and I don't expect you to understand
or forgive me right away.
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I see.
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Please don't.
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Not until I've had a chance
to explain.
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Do you remember what I
said to you in the maze
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about how it's difficult for me
to meet
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people?
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I found this Elite dating service
guaranteed 100% success rate.
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No more swiping
or awkward coffees.
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Soul mates promised to find
my perfect match
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and they put profile
after profile in front
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of me.
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Incredible.
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Women, actresses, models,
lawyers, CEO's, you name it.
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Would I choose you?
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I wanted you.
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I needed you.
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You chose me.
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He chose me.
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He chose me.
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Like what?
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Like what?
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Like it?
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Like you owe me.
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No, it's nothing like that.
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Everything needed.
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Everything is so that
we could be together.
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They designed that entire maze
for you, for us.
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And please believe me.
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There's so many times I wanted to tell you
what I know I should have,
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but I was just.
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Afraid of losing the house shut?
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Up.
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People don't.
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Leon the kills your brother.
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That wasn't my brother.
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Right.
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I don't know who that was.
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Who's just some actor?
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Whose fucking funeral
did we go to?
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It was all part of the package,
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but everything I told you
about my real brother is true.
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We really did have a falling out
about my dad before he died.
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See, that's what soul mates does.
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They take real pieces of your life
to create your ideal profile.
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Cannot fall.
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Alison.
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No one died.
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It was all fake.
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All of it.
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What?
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Fuck are you talking about?
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The meat grinder guy.
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Just elaborate.
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Slide the fake blood and guts
were fed in from the back.
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The guy who played my brother.
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And they filmed him
like 2 weeks before.
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It was all an act.
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Come on, I'm not the server
that you thought we killed.
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I'm the one that you have
to repulse, remember.
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Leonid,
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What's this?
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Yes, she is.
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But I really was engaged
to a woman named Liana
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and she really did cheat on me.
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It's like Mike did to you.
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It's real.
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We've been I I fucking
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yes.
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We buried him right next to a really
good prosthetic dummy
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from Rihanna.
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My Denny's alive now.
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Why did you do that?
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Surprised with someone?
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Do for 300 grand.
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Skip town a couple days later.
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I think he's in Florida.
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And you know what?
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You're right.
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He's a total asshole.
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I don't know what to believe.
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It was horrible what they made us do.
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But it worked.
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I felt so much
and I know you did too.
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I understand how we met was.
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Orthodox.
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A little.
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Unorthodox.
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It's like you have say you.
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Use my life.
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You'd use me.
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You you make you you.
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You made me roll.
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In love with you.
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Do you remember the 1st?
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It was.
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Allison.
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I appreciate you.
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I understand you.
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I love you.
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If you love me.
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Fucking.
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Let me back out of the door, right.
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You know I can't let you do that.
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You're a fucking rude.
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That's no way to talk
to your soul mate.
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Stay away from me.
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We both know you're
not gonna throw that.
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No.
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You are never leaving this house.
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Ever.
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Your narrative where with this?
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I know worried about the police.
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We're soul mates.
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You get introduced
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to the most interesting people.
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Kill somebody.
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These friends of mine.
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What kind of clean up the whole mess
and not just the body?
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They will send a suicide e-mail
to friends and family.
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It's just like.
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You forgot.
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I really hope we can figure things
out, Allison.
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Because if we can't.
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You were just a really expensive fuck.
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There's nowhere to hide, Allison.
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Hello.
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Getting to hope you like me.
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No.
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But nicely.
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Mummy.
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Key.
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Getting to know.
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Hello, Allison.
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