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Hmm... Armed and dangerous.
Bet you're not gonna come quietly.
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Can we talk about that jacket,
though? I'm just saying.
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Are you looking at those pants?
Look at them!
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I swear, if I had legs, Terry, I would...
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Sean! Please come over here
and undo whatever you did to KRS.
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One second, Dad.
Lisa is teaching me how to count cards.
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What?
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Okay. Say you have two unseen hearts.
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Two more hearts fall on the flop.
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There are now 47 unseen cards.
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You have nine outs...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing?
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Playing a game?
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No, I can see that.
Didn't you just get in trouble for this?
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Seriously, Dad?
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Don't "seriously, Dad" me.
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Your mom just told me
the school called the house over this.
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What happens when they decide
to expel you next time, huh?
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Your mother and I worked too hard
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to send you to that school
for you to jeopardize it.
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For what? 'Cause you wanna run around
like the Cincinnati Kid?
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Nope. We're not doing that.
Not in my house.
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Where did you learn this stuff anyway?
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You don't remember?
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Wow. You don't.
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When I was younger,
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you'd come home from work and teach me
new games, tricks, ways to shuffle,
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before you'd tuck me in.
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Come on! Of course I remember!
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Come on! I remember!
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- Mm-hmm.
- KRS.
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Hey! I didn't say anything.
You know what you did.
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2,800 a gallon? God...
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darn.
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Gosh darn, that's expensive.
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All right. Go ahead
and grab some stuff for the road.
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We're rich!
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Be back here in ten.
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And, Sean. With more than just candy.
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Sean. I mean it.
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Lisa, you can... get whatever you want.
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♪ It's like candy ♪
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Whoa.
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♪ Even when you talk, it takes over me ♪
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Whoo!
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Hmm? "Grungy Grape Gut Gushers"?
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"Sour Brain Blue Butt Blasters"?
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"Choco-Latta-Cootie Caramel Squares"?
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Ugh.
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Hmm?
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Beep boop.
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Hi.
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Seeking receptacle
for packaged sweet sustenance.
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- You need a basket?
- Affirmative.
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Whoa!
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Oh. I-I mean, uh...
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Adequate.
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I am Robo-Sean from the Earth sector.
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Serial number eight.
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Manufacturer... Dad and Mom.
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Please state your identity.
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- Why you keep talking like that?
- What?
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Are you, like,
a vintage, old model or something?
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'Cause I'm a robot. I thought robots...
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Never mind. Um, what's your name?
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Kyrelian Robotic Labor Unit,
Designation 383.
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"KRL."
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Um, I'll just call you KARL for short.
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KARL...
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Huh! KARL!
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Wow. That is much shorter.
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Anyhoo. I gotta get back to work.
Nice meeting you, Robo-Sean.
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But you don't have any customers.
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Well, yeah.
Ever since we had this bug problem.
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- We should hang out!
- Hang... out?
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Yeah. Like, do stuff. Have fun.
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I don't know
that I'm programmed to have "fun."
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- Come on, I'll show you!
- Ho-ho! Okay!
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Uh, we shouldn't run though.
I... I just mopped!
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I teach her to play cards,
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and all of a sudden,
she's freaking Casino Royale.
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Hey. Everything okay with the kids?
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Oh yeah. Nah, super good. Super good.
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The kids are great. They're, uh...
just getting ready for dinner.
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Yeah. No, everything's... great.
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Oh, I know that tone.
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Terry, what is going on?
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Yeah.
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- I talked to Lisa...
- Yeah?
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Didn't really go like I hoped it would.
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- Shocking.
- What do you mean?
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Well, you know how she is.
And, uh, how you are.
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You can both be tough nuts to crack.
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Gosh.
I wasn't this hard, though, was I?
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Uh...
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She hasn't even brought home
her first boyfriend yet,
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and you're already
having trouble with this?
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Oh, no. No, no. No. Don't even.
Please, I can't even think about that.
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- Hey, you okay?
- I'm fine.
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I don't think that bag
of Maca Snacks would agree.
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I'm okay.
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Okay.
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It's just, dads are so annoying.
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Ah. Dads. Say no more. I get it.
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They never listen to you.
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They always think they know everything.
They're working all the time one minute,
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and the next minute,
they just magically expect you to...
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Wanna talk about it?
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Whoa.
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Ah! Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
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Hoo!
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All right. You're next.
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Uh, you know,
I should say I've never done...
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Uh...
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KARL!
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KARL?
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Are you all right?
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Are you kidding? Again!
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What? No. Dude!
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Psych!
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You were all like, "Ah! You're gonna die!"
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Yeah.
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That was amazing!
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Can we have more... fun?
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Whoa!
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Whoo!
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Oh!
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These are just...
Look at these. Robo-Sean, you see these?
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Whoa...
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Whoa. X-ray vision!
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Huh?
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And make sure
that Sean eats his vegetables.
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Yep. Matter of fact,
let me go check on that.
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- I'll have the kids call you later.
- All right.
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Oh, hey. Keep trying, Terry.
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Honestly, she cares about you,
even if she has a tough way of showing it.
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Yeah?
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It's all you can do.
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Yeah.
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All right. I'm gonna see
what these gremlins are up to.
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Have fun.
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Huh! I said ten minutes!
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Clean up
on aisle three.
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Bugs.
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Bugs.
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Bugs.
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KARL, I think your friend is leaking.
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I don't know, it's just,
when he's never around,
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what am I supposed to do?
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Just act like everything's cool?
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- You know?
- Mmm.
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Sounds a lot like my dad. Or how he was.
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We rarely saw eye to eye
on, well, really, anything.
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Still loved him though. Still miss him.
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Same as, I'm sure, yours loves you.
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Parents aren't perfect.
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All both of you can do is keep loving
each other and keep trying. Hmm?
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Yeah.
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Oh! I should go check on my brother.
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Thanks for listening.
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Sean! Sean! Where are you?
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Why, thank you, Your Majesty.
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What'd you do? Bathe in this stuff? Jeez!
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I hate to break it to you,
but the shades only make you...
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Shh.
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Look.
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Oh, man! We sell Glorple Blatz!
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Hey! Robo-Sean!
You know we sell Glorple Blatz?
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Run, KARL! Run!
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KARL!
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Whoa!
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We have to keep moving.
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KARL mentioned a bug problem,
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but I thought he meant,
like... like, cockroaches!
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Aw, and now he's just a pile
of dead robo-goo.
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What are you talking about? Who is KARL?
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What the...
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- He's alive!
- Shh!
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Run, Robo-Sean! Run!
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KARL!
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- What do we do?
- Shh!
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Sean, when I say "now,"
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we're gonna push back
on this thing as hard as we can. Okay?
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- But...
- Just do what I say. On my go.
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Ready...
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Steady...
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Now!
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We did it!
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We did it. We did it.
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Huh?
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- Uh...
- Seriously?
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Oh no!
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Hmm?
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- Dad!
- Huh?
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Dad!
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- Dad!
- Kids!
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Dad!
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I thought I said ten minutes!
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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KARL! You're alive!
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Who is KARL?
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Oh yeah, no. I'm a robot.
We can't really die.
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It's kinda the whole thing with being a...
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No!
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Hey, Robo-Sean.
You gotta chill, man. It's all good.
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Bye, Robo-Sean and other people!
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Be sure to visit us again!
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Thanks for teaching me the meaning of fun!
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Oh, wow, that tickles!
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KRS, open the hatch!
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What're those?
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Get those nasty things off of me!
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Dad! Get us outta here!
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KRS, what's going on?
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They're too heavy.
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The bugs are weighing us down!
Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
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They're going to take us down!
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Divert the ship's shield power
to the thrusters.
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No, wait! Divert all power to thrusters.
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Can you pick one, Terry?
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It's working! It's working!
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Sean, be careful before you hit...
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KRS.
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Wing damage! Wing damage!
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We did it!
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We did it. We did it. We...
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It doesn't look that bad.
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Put me out! Put me out!
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Ooh, you're in trouble.
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