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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 api.OpenSubtitles.org is deprecated, please implement REST API from OpenSubtitles.com 2 00:00:37,984 --> 00:00:40,334 What a pleasant night! - Yes, it is. 3 00:00:40,394 --> 00:00:43,122 Windless and so warm. - Yes. 4 00:00:48,227 --> 00:00:50,309 What's your name? - Jonas. 5 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,940 Jonas? Such a nice name. 6 00:00:54,990 --> 00:00:56,696 How old are you? - 20. 7 00:00:57,329 --> 00:00:59,969 I'm turning 25. In a month. 8 00:01:04,710 --> 00:01:06,042 What is it? 9 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:08,738 It's a cuckoo. - Where? 10 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,322 I don't see it. 11 00:01:10,597 --> 00:01:13,435 Where? Where is it? 12 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,186 Oh, mein Gott! 13 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:46,829 I am Cardinal Guti๏ฟฝrrez. - Commissioner Lo Gatto. 14 00:01:46,987 --> 00:01:50,961 Commissioner, I ask for utmost, very utmost, discretion. 15 00:01:51,462 --> 00:01:53,510 Utmost, Eminence. 16 00:01:54,053 --> 00:01:57,540 The last murder commited in Vatican dates back to 1913. 17 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,871 It happened during the pontificate of Pope Benedict. 18 00:02:01,025 --> 00:02:04,627 A young handsome Swiss guard was found dead 19 00:02:04,757 --> 00:02:07,146 outside the door of The Sistine Chapel. 20 00:02:07,206 --> 00:02:11,224 But the culprit was found! A young French painter. 21 00:02:11,284 --> 00:02:13,553 He said he had had a raptus 22 00:02:13,613 --> 00:02:16,669 after having seen the powerful muscular nudes 23 00:02:16,729 --> 00:02:18,674 on Michelangelo's frescoes. 24 00:02:18,734 --> 00:02:22,732 It was discovered later that the two were actually lovers. 25 00:02:23,109 --> 00:02:26,381 A crime of passion, just like last night! 26 00:02:26,441 --> 00:02:30,059 I'm more than sure that it was a crime of passion! 27 00:02:30,647 --> 00:02:31,910 Here we are. 28 00:02:32,170 --> 00:02:35,651 You know my hands are sweating and my legs are shaking? - No. 29 00:02:35,711 --> 00:02:39,666 He won't surely eat you! His Holiness is waiting for you. 30 00:02:39,924 --> 00:02:41,152 Go! 31 00:02:44,014 --> 00:02:45,883 God, how white he is! 32 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:55,149 Vatican Police Commissioner Natale Lo Gatto, practising Catholic. 33 00:02:55,312 --> 00:03:00,189 Satan's hand has penetrated into our house with barbaric ferocity. 34 00:03:00,706 --> 00:03:03,858 We confide, with God's help, 35 00:03:04,510 --> 00:03:08,030 to bring the culprit into the hands of earthly justice. 36 00:03:08,580 --> 00:03:10,880 We'll surely succeed, Your Holiness. 37 00:03:10,940 --> 00:03:13,322 Because I have no regard for anyone. 38 00:03:13,382 --> 00:03:16,960 Good, my son. Go, and investigate. 39 00:03:17,511 --> 00:03:19,039 Go. Go! 40 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:22,787 Yes, I'm going, but first I want to ask you something. 41 00:03:23,586 --> 00:03:27,692 Where was Your Holiness the night of the crime? 42 00:03:28,877 --> 00:03:33,884 Am I wrong, son, or you want to know if His Holiness has an alibi? 43 00:03:34,837 --> 00:03:35,880 Well, y... 44 00:03:42,354 --> 00:03:43,416 Yes. 45 00:03:59,127 --> 00:04:03,773 Am I wrong, son, or you want to know if His Holiness has an alibi? 46 00:04:07,727 --> 00:04:09,713 See that? Favignana is. 47 00:04:11,177 --> 00:04:14,165 How many inhabitants? - 2.352. 48 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:16,468 2.354 from today. 49 00:04:23,495 --> 00:04:25,349 You'd better sit here. 50 00:04:27,814 --> 00:04:29,032 Sorry! 51 00:04:33,950 --> 00:04:36,910 That's Favignana, our exile. 52 00:04:37,420 --> 00:04:39,878 The rock where I've been confined to. 53 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:41,871 Like Napoleon! 54 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:46,232 Yet... What's your name? 55 00:04:46,357 --> 00:04:48,188 Gridelli Gino. 56 00:04:48,584 --> 00:04:50,156 Dear Gridelli Gino 57 00:04:50,939 --> 00:04:54,727 one day you'll be proud to say: "I was in Favignana 58 00:04:55,466 --> 00:04:58,070 under Commissioner Lo Gatto's orders." 59 00:04:58,130 --> 00:04:59,419 Help! 60 00:05:15,470 --> 00:05:18,670 What the fuck have you come to do in Favignana? 61 00:05:20,764 --> 00:05:24,561 Listen, you'e the porter? Will you help us with the luggage or...? 62 00:05:24,621 --> 00:05:27,626 I'm not a porter anymore. I'll call my son. 63 00:05:27,978 --> 00:05:28,981 Tonino! 64 00:05:29,275 --> 00:05:34,217 Come here, quick! Quick! - I'm coming! - Run! 65 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:38,843 No, better not. You'll take the bags. Gridelli, let's hurry up. 66 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:42,104 Leg it! - You lost them! - Who gives a fuck? 67 00:05:42,164 --> 00:05:44,205 I've been sent to Africa. 68 00:05:44,593 --> 00:05:47,726 I can smell fish! - You expected smell of lamb? 69 00:05:48,212 --> 00:05:50,580 This bag is so heavy. What's in it? 70 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:51,964 My anger! 71 00:05:57,597 --> 00:05:59,959 Where is Piazza del Duomo? - Downder! 72 00:06:00,019 --> 00:06:02,649 What did he say? - "Downder", dunno. 73 00:06:06,596 --> 00:06:10,297 What the fuck you doing? Idiot! You see you're ripping my net? 74 00:06:10,357 --> 00:06:13,054 I work with this! - Take it easy. 75 00:06:13,114 --> 00:06:14,313 Look at him. 76 00:06:14,373 --> 00:06:18,062 They come from the mainland to break our balls while we work all year long! 77 00:06:18,122 --> 00:06:19,979 Will he ever stop? 78 00:06:21,891 --> 00:06:23,435 Who's this guy? 79 00:06:54,884 --> 00:06:57,515 I've found the police station. It's here. 80 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:02,553 Favignana's Police Station. 81 00:07:02,698 --> 00:07:05,225 "Tha keys aire at the barbera's." 82 00:07:05,285 --> 00:07:07,235 The keys are at the barber's. 83 00:07:07,295 --> 00:07:10,222 It's humid here, African climate. Humid heat. 84 00:07:10,282 --> 00:07:14,742 But consider that this police station of Favignana has been closed for 3 years. 85 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:17,118 So mould, stuffy smell and rats. 86 00:07:17,178 --> 00:07:20,120 And sewers jamming. - Good nose, Commissioner. 87 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:23,570 This is the wardrobe-bed. Foam rubber mattress. 88 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:27,521 The phone is cut off. And this is the high-security room. 89 00:07:27,842 --> 00:07:30,690 Ok, I got it all. I expected worse. 90 00:07:30,750 --> 00:07:34,024 A nice whitening, and my officer can well sleep here. 91 00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,278 Me? - You. 92 00:07:35,338 --> 00:07:38,613 What about me? Is there an hotel suitable to my rank? 93 00:07:38,673 --> 00:07:41,623 I advise you the Triton Hotel of Patan๏ฟฝ Sisters. 94 00:07:41,683 --> 00:07:44,733 Calm place, delicate cuisine and negotiable price. 95 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:47,493 An alternative? - Nil. The only hotel here. 96 00:07:47,553 --> 00:07:51,295 Then I choose that one. - But careful! The Patan๏ฟฝ sisters bite! 97 00:07:51,355 --> 00:07:52,943 In what sense? 98 00:07:58,003 --> 00:07:59,594 Triton. It's here. 99 00:08:01,154 --> 00:08:03,204 You can sleep here for tonight. 100 00:08:03,264 --> 00:08:06,175 Here are the keys. Rooms 2 and 3. 101 00:08:06,426 --> 00:08:09,154 Bring up the bags. - This way. - Thanks. 102 00:08:09,453 --> 00:08:12,171 My name Annunziata is. - Natale Lo Gatto. 103 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:16,163 This is the "salle ๏ฟฝ monger". - Lovely, very cosy, really. 104 00:08:16,223 --> 00:08:18,672 Addolorata! - Here I am! 105 00:08:22,646 --> 00:08:24,918 Welcome. - Pleased to meet you. 106 00:08:25,056 --> 00:08:28,357 Immacolata! - I'm coming. - This is the youngest one. 107 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:30,600 Very honoured. - Very pleased. 108 00:08:32,624 --> 00:08:36,229 Here we are. - Here you will find a very homely treatment. 109 00:08:36,289 --> 00:08:39,675 In the sense that we'll deal with you as next of kin. - Yes. 110 00:08:39,735 --> 00:08:42,360 Lacking family, we will attend you plenty. 111 00:08:42,420 --> 00:08:43,433 Well... 112 00:08:50,592 --> 00:08:52,269 You see that one? 113 00:08:52,435 --> 00:08:54,470 Don Giacomo, our parson. 114 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:57,644 42-years-old, from Udine. Big pourer of Marsala, 115 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:00,202 as well as a lousy card player. 116 00:09:00,491 --> 00:09:02,269 Whereas I, modestly, 117 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:04,150 am the end of the world! 118 00:09:04,584 --> 00:09:08,084 I always sweep the gaming table. You know what they call me? 119 00:09:08,144 --> 00:09:09,942 The Maradona of spades! 120 00:09:11,607 --> 00:09:16,107 Cal๏ฟฝ Salvatore, pharmacist, AKA "half suppository", due to his height. 121 00:09:16,167 --> 00:09:19,219 But don't let him cure you, or you'll live short! 122 00:09:19,498 --> 00:09:22,693 Oh, Baron Fric๏ฟฝ. We kiss your hands, Baron! 123 00:09:24,114 --> 00:09:27,164 Rich landowner, as well as inveterate erotomaniac! 124 00:09:27,224 --> 00:09:28,712 Look, let's agree: 125 00:09:28,772 --> 00:09:32,069 speak on one side or the other. My head's spinning! - This side OK? - OK. 126 00:09:32,129 --> 00:09:34,979 But here come your hotelkeepers. - Immacolata. 127 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:36,517 Immacolata! 128 00:09:37,161 --> 00:09:41,240 The father was a tuna fisher. The mother died giving birth to the youngest sister. 129 00:09:41,300 --> 00:09:45,264 Immacolata! - Who's said to be Baron Fric๏ฟฝ's natural daughter. 130 00:09:45,324 --> 00:09:47,309 The eldest... - Annunziata? 131 00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,874 They say she's a virgin, but it's not true! 132 00:09:49,934 --> 00:09:53,221 How do you know? - Modestly... - What about the middle one? 133 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,407 Addolorata? Oh, about her, they say a lot! 134 00:09:56,907 --> 00:10:00,278 Tell me one! - Excuse me, but I don't do gossiping. 135 00:10:04,348 --> 00:10:07,876 In those months of forced idleness, I don't know how many times we went 136 00:10:07,936 --> 00:10:11,052 around the island by bicycle. He talked nonstop. 137 00:10:11,112 --> 00:10:12,762 He told me of his life, 138 00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:16,821 of difficult cases he had solved with his acumen and his intelligence. 139 00:10:16,881 --> 00:10:18,190 He would say... 140 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:22,000 Dear Gridelli, I feel that sooner or later something will happen 141 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:25,596 that will get me on the front pages. I've got a 6th sense. 142 00:10:31,495 --> 00:10:33,606 Do you like it? - Nice. 143 00:10:35,273 --> 00:10:38,275 A bit non-regulation, maybe... Anyway, thanks. 144 00:10:41,996 --> 00:10:44,510 For one, yesterday we won 3.000 lire. 145 00:10:44,570 --> 00:10:46,064 Naples, you play... 146 00:10:46,124 --> 00:10:47,735 An earthquake, or what? 147 00:10:47,795 --> 00:10:50,276 To cover your back, play the jack! 148 00:10:51,501 --> 00:10:53,564 Point! - Heard that? 149 00:10:53,846 --> 00:10:56,150 But didn't you say that he was a duffer? 150 00:10:56,210 --> 00:10:58,999 What did he say? - That, at cards, you're a fart. 151 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:03,163 But he's been regularly losing for ten years, this Neapolitan sucker. 152 00:11:03,223 --> 00:11:05,723 OK, keep playing, Commissioner. - Wait. 153 00:11:05,867 --> 00:11:08,064 Three. - And I sweep the board. 154 00:11:08,500 --> 00:11:11,927 Two sweeps. It's pointless to go on. Game and match! 155 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:16,221 It's no match, against luck! - Coffee. - Great! 156 00:11:16,281 --> 00:11:20,566 The blue cup is for the Commissioner: coffee specially sprayed with anisette. 157 00:11:22,067 --> 00:11:23,763 It's Christmas time. 158 00:11:25,683 --> 00:11:29,110 Reminds me of the 1965 Christmas, in Paris. 159 00:11:30,834 --> 00:11:34,184 I won a French language contest among 3.000 contestants. 160 00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:37,102 I studied in daytime, but at night... Eh, at night...! 161 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,102 At night? - I gave myself! Whole. 162 00:11:40,162 --> 00:11:43,552 I didn't skip anything: Folies Bergeres, striptease... 163 00:11:43,612 --> 00:11:46,458 One night an Italian friend introduced me to Babette. 164 00:11:46,518 --> 00:11:50,535 What a woman! The funny thing was, when he introduced her, she said "Bon Noel". 165 00:11:50,595 --> 00:11:54,595 Why "Bon Noel"? - Well, your name is Natale, no? It is Christmas, no? 166 00:11:54,655 --> 00:11:56,990 If you were Dante... 167 00:11:57,473 --> 00:11:59,323 Those French things that... 168 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:05,231 A passionate love. But later I got back to Italy and so... 169 00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,940 A 3 weeks long passion. 170 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,200 Sadly faded away, that I'll nourish till my last day. 171 00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:14,167 Did you hear the rhyme? Away and day! 172 00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:15,551 What a poet! 173 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,885 Well... 174 00:12:18,367 --> 00:12:20,884 Ah, Babette! I'll show you her photo. 175 00:12:22,156 --> 00:12:23,159 Here. 176 00:12:23,444 --> 00:12:26,449 But this is Juventus soccer team! - Sorry. Here. 177 00:12:29,121 --> 00:12:30,971 Beautiful! Congratulations! 178 00:12:31,134 --> 00:12:34,337 And you too! Nice hairdo. Banana-style? 179 00:12:34,397 --> 00:12:38,131 Let's go, it's almost midnight. I have to say Mass. - Yes, let's go. 180 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,955 Goodnight. - Goodnight. - Merry Christmas. 181 00:12:42,073 --> 00:12:43,095 Thank you. 182 00:12:44,786 --> 00:12:48,245 Oh, for that laxative, stop by at the pharmacy tomorrow. 183 00:12:48,973 --> 00:12:52,673 Don Giacomo, we'll be a bit late, we still have to get changed. 184 00:12:52,733 --> 00:12:53,983 Take your time. 185 00:13:05,730 --> 00:13:09,780 At Favignana, they say that their Carnival is better than that of Rio. 186 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,994 I can't tell, because I've never been in Rio. However, 187 00:13:13,054 --> 00:13:15,184 it pulled on me a great gloom! 188 00:13:15,466 --> 00:13:19,656 And then, luck would have it, they played my song, mine and Babette's. 189 00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:23,293 So funny! To die laughing! 190 00:13:27,579 --> 00:13:30,792 Gridelli, she has her eye on you. Invite her to dance! 191 00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:34,702 Go, go! - Go, what're you waiting? - You are young, what the heck! 192 00:13:34,858 --> 00:13:37,658 How is dressed the young Patan๏ฟฝ, as bayadere? 193 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,299 Commissioner, I see you down. What's wrong? 194 00:13:40,359 --> 00:13:42,055 May I? - Go! 195 00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:49,465 So excited, I am! Hold me, or I'll fall down! 196 00:13:52,241 --> 00:13:54,110 Commissioner, Annunziata. 197 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:57,461 Look with what eyes she looks at you! Turn around! 198 00:14:02,726 --> 00:14:04,037 Let's dance. 199 00:14:05,423 --> 00:14:06,825 Let's dance! 200 00:14:10,418 --> 00:14:13,242 Look, look! Look, commissioner, look, look! 201 00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:15,446 Armando, please mind your hands! 202 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:17,747 Baron Fric๏ฟฝ! - In good company! 203 00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:20,576 I'll give you all a champagne shower! 204 00:14:20,636 --> 00:14:22,670 Let's go, little sluts! 205 00:14:24,453 --> 00:14:26,253 Goodnight. - Commissioner. 206 00:14:26,313 --> 00:14:29,753 What? - Your coat! What's with him? 207 00:14:29,813 --> 00:14:33,882 I wasn't angry with the barber, with the pharmacist, or with the sisters Patan๏ฟฝ. 208 00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:36,484 I was angry with my unlucky rotten fate! 209 00:14:36,544 --> 00:14:40,558 Yes, maybe it was better if I'd been a postal clerk, as mama wanted. 210 00:14:51,411 --> 00:14:54,485 Ever more puzzling the mistery of the woman cut into pieces. 211 00:14:54,545 --> 00:14:57,804 The police still groping in the dark... few miles from here. 212 00:14:57,927 --> 00:15:00,277 Only here nothing happens, holy cow! 213 00:15:00,337 --> 00:15:02,587 Sole event: the theft of a chicken. 214 00:15:02,647 --> 00:15:06,242 But it was a stinking pullet. You know... - Excuse me. 215 00:15:10,501 --> 00:15:11,951 Happy Easter, Gino. 216 00:15:12,011 --> 00:15:14,261 Happy Easter, Immacolata. - Thanks. 217 00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:17,397 Immacolata! - Sorry. 218 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,988 I can't really stand that woman... 219 00:15:31,868 --> 00:15:35,004 Happy Easter, Commissioner. - Same to you, Baron. 220 00:15:37,964 --> 00:15:40,430 What nicety is in that little egg? An elephant? 221 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,729 Commissioner, 222 00:15:41,956 --> 00:15:43,363 a naked woman! 223 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,184 What do you think about our island life? 224 00:15:48,627 --> 00:15:50,233 It takes philosophy. 225 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:54,132 I too sometimes tell myself that if I were born, don't know, 226 00:15:54,192 --> 00:15:58,457 in Paris instead of Favignana, I would have savored other pleasures. 227 00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:00,365 Don't mention Paris. 228 00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,657 Do you know that in the distant 1965... 229 00:16:04,717 --> 00:16:06,228 It's the deep south! 230 00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:11,272 Dear Commissioner, it's the deep south. Quiet life, but balls-mincing! 231 00:16:11,518 --> 00:16:13,077 My own words! 232 00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:16,697 Well, good thing that sooner or later summer always comes. 233 00:16:16,757 --> 00:16:18,569 See you, Commissioner. 234 00:16:19,025 --> 00:16:21,635 Call on me. I kiss your hands. 235 00:16:22,170 --> 00:16:24,920 I kiss yours too. - Thanks for the aperitif. 236 00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,557 But next time, it's on me! 237 00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:33,959 I send greetings to my little sister Elide. 238 00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,807 You'd put a signature, Commissioner? 239 00:16:39,072 --> 00:16:40,229 No, huh? 240 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,716 Welcome to Favignana! 241 00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:48,479 The island of love! 242 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:52,216 Welcome to the island of eternal youth! 243 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:57,541 Long live the females! Long live the pussy! 244 00:17:07,724 --> 00:17:09,189 Summer broke out. 245 00:17:09,449 --> 00:17:11,483 I was given a second officer 246 00:17:11,543 --> 00:17:14,943 but 100 would've been needed to take care of the tourists 247 00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:16,839 and their ridiculous complaints. 248 00:17:16,899 --> 00:17:20,171 Do I need a special licence? A stamped paper? 249 00:17:20,231 --> 00:17:23,631 No tuna fishing here anymore. You'd better buy it canned. 250 00:17:23,691 --> 00:17:27,868 An 18 million boat damaged. - 25! Lodge a complaint! 251 00:17:27,928 --> 00:17:31,529 My husband and I wanted to go... - Better if you don't. 252 00:17:31,589 --> 00:17:34,499 My dental has been stolen. What shall I do? 253 00:17:34,779 --> 00:17:37,006 Sleep with your mouth shut. 254 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:39,559 Commissioner! - Gentlemen, please. 255 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,549 Why are you all shouting together? I'm only one person. 256 00:17:42,609 --> 00:17:46,059 I'm a civil person who doesn't like shouting nor swearing. 257 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:51,579 Go there, please! - Please... 258 00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:55,564 Commissioner. - Fuck! 259 00:17:57,028 --> 00:17:59,524 Who is it? - The Bishop of Trapani. 260 00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:05,016 Commissioner Lo Gatto speaking, Eminence. 261 00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,784 No, it wasn't me, It was a tourist. Er... I know. 262 00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,850 Every morning, I devoted myself to my solitary vice: 263 00:18:11,910 --> 00:18:14,660 a coffee slush with cream at the port's bar. 264 00:18:22,014 --> 00:18:24,404 Everything there? - Yes. 265 00:18:35,233 --> 00:18:39,238 This is supposed to be a taxi? - Cyclo-taxi! - Look, I won't pedal! 266 00:18:39,610 --> 00:18:41,218 OK, I will. 267 00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:49,239 It's here, Commissioner! 268 00:18:50,237 --> 00:18:52,287 What does this thing represent? 269 00:18:52,347 --> 00:18:56,028 It's the patrol car we've solicited with several phonograms. 270 00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,287 It's flooded, won't start. 271 00:19:06,521 --> 00:19:07,798 Flooded, huh? 272 00:19:08,067 --> 00:19:10,358 You call this shit a patrol car? 273 00:19:17,078 --> 00:19:18,668 My little sweetie! 274 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:23,992 Oh, my Gino! Crazed, I am! I don't recognize myself. 275 00:19:24,052 --> 00:19:26,647 You have unsettled me, whole, whole. 276 00:19:28,409 --> 00:19:29,440 Ouch! 277 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:32,484 Kiss me. Holy Virgin! What you make me do? 278 00:19:32,544 --> 00:19:34,953 My head, heart, everything you stole me! 279 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:38,470 To get here I got lost 2 or 3 times. Even my ears are sweating. 280 00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:41,976 But it was worth it! Alone, away from prying eyes... 281 00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,110 What did you tell the Chief, to meet me? 282 00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:50,187 Nothing, he's got 1.000 eyes, sees everywhere, worse than a laser. 283 00:19:50,247 --> 00:19:51,448 Will he tell? 284 00:19:51,508 --> 00:19:54,533 No, he's a gentleman. But how did you sneak away? 285 00:19:54,593 --> 00:19:58,081 Since I met you, a liar I became. Terrible lies I said... 286 00:19:58,141 --> 00:20:01,332 Yes, but I can't understand if you don't speak slower. 287 00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:03,245 Sinner I am! 288 00:20:03,846 --> 00:20:07,599 Whore! Shameless woman! - C'mon, for a small kiss... 289 00:20:07,659 --> 00:20:09,643 But, not me! Her! 290 00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:13,925 Go and arrest her! 291 00:20:14,105 --> 00:20:16,640 Why? There are no sufficient grounds. 292 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,370 How, no grounds! 293 00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:21,130 Scandal in a public place, the ass showoff! 294 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:23,517 Get her arrested! - Come on! 295 00:20:23,577 --> 00:20:26,816 Policeman are you or not? So run! Duty calls you! 296 00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:32,278 And when you talk to her, close your eyes! 297 00:20:33,186 --> 00:20:35,997 Officer Gridelli, Favignana's Vice Squad. 298 00:20:36,650 --> 00:20:39,390 I'm supposed to fine you. - Italian? 299 00:20:39,843 --> 00:20:41,784 Why, doesn't it show? 300 00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:49,598 Asshole! And son of a bitch! 301 00:20:50,888 --> 00:20:53,225 Commissioner, your coffee. 302 00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:56,444 I put 2 spoonful of sugar but havent't stirred it. 303 00:20:56,673 --> 00:21:00,104 That's good, thanks. - I'll leave the saucer, it's hot. 304 00:21:01,105 --> 00:21:04,160 You know you've lost weight? - Have I? 305 00:21:05,442 --> 00:21:07,969 Excuse me, I need your signature here. 306 00:21:08,029 --> 00:21:10,943 Even on Sunday you break the balls, Gridelli? 307 00:21:11,557 --> 00:21:12,945 Another one here. 308 00:21:15,196 --> 00:21:16,825 Commissioner? - What? 309 00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:19,443 I'd like to spend the night out. 310 00:21:20,101 --> 00:21:23,176 Some wheeling and dealing? Who? - Deutschland. 311 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:27,918 Watch out, these are jealous folks! They're Sicilians, with a quick knife! 312 00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,992 I'll take precautions. 313 00:21:31,052 --> 00:21:34,370 How can women like you? - May be the uniform. 314 00:21:34,582 --> 00:21:39,280 Instead, in plainclothes... Once, in Cesena, walking out of the bar... - Hey! 315 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,940 What do I care about the story of your life! It's Sunday, go! 316 00:21:45,293 --> 00:21:49,148 Commissioner, would you like a dash of Marsala? - Thanks. 317 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:51,386 lmmacolata! 318 00:21:59,050 --> 00:22:01,720 You look great in those shorts. 319 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:04,182 Yes, I've been told that. Cheers. 320 00:22:19,664 --> 00:22:20,934 I know... 321 00:22:20,994 --> 00:22:24,611 true Italian has curly-hair, moustache, 322 00:22:24,671 --> 00:22:26,229 be hairy like orang. 323 00:22:26,289 --> 00:22:27,844 You, no Italian. 324 00:22:28,663 --> 00:22:32,113 Look, if you want to know my data, I list them right away. 325 00:22:32,173 --> 00:22:36,295 Gridelli Gino, born in Borello, Forli Province, Italy. 326 00:22:37,455 --> 00:22:41,773 All my German girlfriends come to Italy, much amused. 327 00:22:41,833 --> 00:22:45,928 Ulla raped in Ladispolo, Karin raped in Ponzo, 328 00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:50,591 Ingrid raped in Assiso, near church, with nice view. 329 00:22:52,409 --> 00:22:54,396 They much screwed! 330 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,010 Brigitta, I even granted you an encore, 331 00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,514 by popular demand. 332 00:22:58,898 --> 00:23:04,903 And you not capable of doing it 3, 4, 5...8, 9... 333 00:23:04,963 --> 00:23:06,663 This is science fiction. 334 00:23:06,731 --> 00:23:08,528 But why? You queer? 335 00:23:09,290 --> 00:23:11,015 Shove it up your ass! 336 00:23:11,487 --> 00:23:16,760 Yes, swearword, me excite! - You want a swearword? 337 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,308 Go in a brothel. 338 00:23:19,701 --> 00:23:20,901 8, 9... 339 00:23:20,961 --> 00:23:22,581 You think I'm Rambo? 340 00:23:22,641 --> 00:23:25,339 Keep it down! Christ, enough! Unbelievable! 341 00:23:25,399 --> 00:23:30,142 They've been killing me with this music for 2 hours. Officer, enough please! 342 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:35,281 Tell them to stop! Disgraceful! We have the right to sleep! 343 00:23:37,545 --> 00:23:39,679 Police, open up! 344 00:23:55,996 --> 00:23:57,012 Blood! 345 00:24:14,974 --> 00:24:17,224 Wretch! At this hour you came back? 346 00:24:17,284 --> 00:24:19,728 Of age, and for independence, I am! 347 00:24:19,788 --> 00:24:22,721 Shameless! Retire to your room immediately! 348 00:24:24,593 --> 00:24:26,396 Hello? Triton Hotel. 349 00:24:26,714 --> 00:24:28,266 Yes, hold on. 350 00:24:28,610 --> 00:24:30,260 What could it be? 351 00:24:31,186 --> 00:24:35,021 Commissioner, phone call for you! - Who is it at this hour? 352 00:24:35,081 --> 00:24:36,590 Officer Gridelli! 353 00:24:36,968 --> 00:24:41,250 Commissioner, we're on it! Likely a homicidal case. 354 00:24:41,953 --> 00:24:43,411 Object: woman! 355 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:47,789 I won't go into your privacy, but, at 3:00am, what the fuck you doing here? 356 00:24:47,849 --> 00:24:50,899 A rendezvous with the German gal. - How did it go? 357 00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:52,516 I'm a gentleman. - OK. 358 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:55,849 It seems they dragged a body here. There are bloodstains. 359 00:24:55,909 --> 00:24:57,319 I see, I see. 360 00:25:00,678 --> 00:25:01,828 Commissioner! 361 00:25:04,514 --> 00:25:05,814 It's still warm. 362 00:25:05,874 --> 00:25:08,774 What're you doing here? - Why, one can't sleep? 363 00:25:08,834 --> 00:25:11,891 One couldn't! - Says who! - Boor! - Asshole! 364 00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:15,024 And this scarf? 365 00:25:15,084 --> 00:25:17,810 I didn't touch it to not taint the proofs. 366 00:25:17,870 --> 00:25:19,969 Good. Bloodstains here too. - Yes. 367 00:25:20,029 --> 00:25:23,610 Dear Gridelli, this time I have the feeling that...we're on it. 368 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:26,666 Signs of struggle, bloodstains everywhere. 369 00:25:27,844 --> 00:25:29,350 The murder weapon! 370 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:33,212 Get the fingerprints detected. - By whom? - By whom it may concern! 371 00:25:33,773 --> 00:25:37,243 Two lipstick-stained glasses. - Two women have drunk. 372 00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:41,847 Or one woman who drank from 2 glasses. - I hadn't thought of it. Shrewd! 373 00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:48,559 A cigar. What's got to do with this? This cigar intrigues me. - Commissioner. 374 00:25:48,792 --> 00:25:52,310 Commissioner... - A man, or a woman smoking a cigar... 375 00:25:52,477 --> 00:25:54,916 May I hazard a theory? - Go ahead. 376 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:57,478 At a guess, it seems yours. 377 00:25:59,657 --> 00:26:02,726 Well done. I wanted to see if you were attentive. 378 00:26:03,236 --> 00:26:06,400 So, this is the landlady, right? The red-haired. 379 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:09,560 Yes, the one who drove mad the whole island. 380 00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:10,978 This? 381 00:26:12,051 --> 00:26:14,776 A jewel box. Empty. - Robbery. 382 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:17,278 Could be a motive. Why not? 383 00:26:18,334 --> 00:26:21,659 Cassette player. There's nothing written here. 384 00:26:22,157 --> 00:26:24,877 How does it work? - I'll see about it. 385 00:26:29,095 --> 00:26:30,223 Scared... 386 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,804 I'm scared. The phone rang 3 times tonight. 387 00:26:32,864 --> 00:26:35,323 No-one answered. They want to kill me! 388 00:26:35,383 --> 00:26:37,278 Who might want to kill you? 389 00:26:37,407 --> 00:26:40,657 You know, many people! - The engineer? - His wife too. 390 00:26:40,717 --> 00:26:43,161 And Mario. He wants my money. 391 00:26:43,221 --> 00:26:46,858 And that one who demands to make love with me. He threatened me! 392 00:26:46,918 --> 00:26:50,667 Then that whore Barbara! - Why don't you leave? - To where? 393 00:26:50,727 --> 00:26:53,377 To Acapulco? Remember what happened there? 394 00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:56,039 Those would track me down anywhere! 395 00:26:56,508 --> 00:27:00,039 What're you doing with that violin? - I've put everything in it. 396 00:27:00,099 --> 00:27:03,299 Keep it in mind if something happens to me. Remember! 397 00:27:04,235 --> 00:27:05,259 Hello? 398 00:27:05,674 --> 00:27:09,929 Hello? They hung up! I'm scared! 399 00:27:16,847 --> 00:27:18,860 Keep this. What do you reckon? 400 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,245 It's like the plot of Capitol. I didn't understand a damn. 401 00:27:22,305 --> 00:27:26,319 Remember that at times he who doesn't understand is closer to the truth, 402 00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:28,263 since he has no barriers. - Nice! 403 00:27:28,323 --> 00:27:30,228 I'll mark it if you repeat it. 404 00:27:30,288 --> 00:27:33,592 I declare open the inquiry for the murder of what's-her-name. 405 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,243 My first murder case. I have goose pimples. 406 00:27:36,303 --> 00:27:39,613 Now it's up to the coroner. Come. Careful for bloodstains. 407 00:27:39,714 --> 00:27:42,819 The big day, even though it was night, had come. 408 00:27:42,992 --> 00:27:47,807 I finally saw Lo Gatto at work. There was a lot to learn from him. And how! 409 00:27:47,867 --> 00:27:49,650 So? - So, no doubt. 410 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:53,992 I can confirm that what was believed to be blood, is blood indeed! 411 00:27:54,398 --> 00:27:57,107 It's the blood type that is indentifiable. 412 00:27:57,367 --> 00:28:01,733 In what sense? - In the sense that, the here pharmacist is little experienced. 413 00:28:01,968 --> 00:28:06,171 Pardon me but, if we were before, say, a bronchitis, 414 00:28:06,542 --> 00:28:10,096 or sun-rash, I would know how to advice you, big way! 415 00:28:10,666 --> 00:28:14,810 But the blood... It's a difficult matter to me. 416 00:28:14,870 --> 00:28:19,964 Why don't you send a blood sample to the Forensic Unit in Trapani? 417 00:28:20,340 --> 00:28:22,737 Nice one, so they'll bag all credit! 418 00:28:22,797 --> 00:28:25,224 I know Trapani's Forensic Unit well! 419 00:28:25,284 --> 00:28:27,238 That's all I can do. 420 00:28:27,421 --> 00:28:30,047 What did Trapani's Forensic Unit do to him? 421 00:28:30,155 --> 00:28:32,155 Thanks goodness we've arrived. 422 00:28:32,215 --> 00:28:35,115 Excuse me! Little sisters, mind your heads! 423 00:28:35,175 --> 00:28:38,550 Looks like we're in Africa. Watch out for the lions! 424 00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:41,070 It's so hot! - So hot! 425 00:28:41,358 --> 00:28:44,828 Move aside or he's going to knock you in the head! 426 00:28:44,970 --> 00:28:47,206 Excuse me! Mind your heads! 427 00:28:49,850 --> 00:28:51,465 Dead! - Who did it? 428 00:28:51,525 --> 00:28:54,446 Madam, I can't tell. - Poisoned? You sure? 429 00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:57,191 Gridelli, take the photos and then seal. 430 00:28:57,251 --> 00:29:01,388 Presently, I lack both seals and camera. - Of course. 431 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,761 Did you take the fingerprints, at least? - Yessir. Which fingerprints? 432 00:29:04,821 --> 00:29:06,513 Sleep tight, Grindelli! 433 00:29:06,868 --> 00:29:09,846 He's inexperienced. It's his first murder case... 434 00:29:10,010 --> 00:29:14,369 Manager, this lady... - Wilma Cerulli. - Wilma Cerulli. 435 00:29:14,429 --> 00:29:18,981 She often slept out? - How would I know! I can't check all of my clients. 436 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,291 Then, with all these cops, you're terrorizing my club. 437 00:29:22,351 --> 00:29:24,360 Let's be more practical! 438 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:28,742 Let's not say crap! I'm doing inquiries for a murder, not for a trifle! 439 00:29:29,446 --> 00:29:31,923 And if it's necessary, I will... 440 00:29:33,643 --> 00:29:35,697 Where was I? - If necessary... 441 00:29:35,757 --> 00:29:38,757 If necessary I will turn this resort upside down! 442 00:29:38,817 --> 00:29:40,959 You want to hinder my inquiry? 443 00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:44,582 Instead, if we collaborate, we'll help each other. - OK. 444 00:29:44,642 --> 00:29:47,574 What was that Miss Wilma like? - Hot body, legs... 445 00:29:47,634 --> 00:29:49,984 Yes, but some detail, something more. 446 00:29:50,044 --> 00:29:54,562 She was crazy about Oltrepo white wine. - It might be a clue. 447 00:29:54,622 --> 00:29:57,970 She liked Oltrepo. So, dry? - White dry, yes. 448 00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,310 White dry. 449 00:29:59,859 --> 00:30:01,659 Did she know someone here? 450 00:30:01,719 --> 00:30:04,250 She came from Rome with a certain architect 451 00:30:04,416 --> 00:30:07,240 Arcuni. - I'll be waiting at the bar. - OK. 452 00:30:09,573 --> 00:30:11,726 Archi-tit Arcuni... 453 00:30:12,843 --> 00:30:15,593 Commissioner, I heard about this Wilma Cerulli 454 00:30:15,653 --> 00:30:18,153 who would have disappeared, even killed. 455 00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:20,210 Come on, it's absurd! 456 00:30:20,910 --> 00:30:25,260 Sparkling water and Sicilian Marsala quenches and oxygenates the grey cells. 457 00:30:27,892 --> 00:30:30,542 So, you came to Favignana with Miss Wilma. 458 00:30:30,602 --> 00:30:33,684 No, I had come on my own. - Are you sure? - Yes. 459 00:30:33,974 --> 00:30:36,558 Miss Wilma and I had met on the ferry. 460 00:30:36,730 --> 00:30:37,930 Really? - Yes. 461 00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:41,099 Strange! You know why? I have a phonogram here 462 00:30:41,424 --> 00:30:45,249 that says that you and her had booked in the same agency on the same day. 463 00:30:45,309 --> 00:30:47,842 You paid the advance with a cheque. So? 464 00:30:48,622 --> 00:30:51,880 Hot, isn't it? Yes, I know, it's hot here. 465 00:30:53,246 --> 00:30:56,320 I'd propose to continue our conversation in the cool. 466 00:30:56,380 --> 00:31:00,390 In a Trapani's prison suite. - A moment. Let me think over. 467 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:03,227 OK, I'll let you think. Are you thinking? 468 00:31:04,193 --> 00:31:07,683 It's true, Wilma and I knew each other. 469 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:13,486 You should know that here, I have a relationship with a married person. 470 00:31:13,546 --> 00:31:14,566 So... 471 00:31:14,626 --> 00:31:18,108 So Wilma served as a cover-up. Oh, smartass of an architect! 472 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:19,218 There, yes. 473 00:31:20,321 --> 00:31:24,390 Last night, when the fact happened, I was boating with that person. 474 00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,667 Now, you just need to tell me the name... 475 00:31:27,727 --> 00:31:32,177 No. Please, I can't. - You can't, huh? I bet your hands are tied. - Obvious. 476 00:31:32,237 --> 00:31:36,001 I knew it. I will tie them completely, so we won't lose time. 477 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:37,167 Let's go. 478 00:31:39,251 --> 00:31:42,644 The key is here... Help me get the key. 479 00:31:42,851 --> 00:31:44,051 In the pocket. 480 00:31:44,885 --> 00:31:46,707 Do not tickle me! 481 00:31:48,201 --> 00:31:49,502 The key! 482 00:31:50,974 --> 00:31:53,624 Did you take it? - Here it is. - The name. 483 00:31:54,180 --> 00:31:55,279 The name! 484 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,374 What? - Bellugi. 485 00:31:57,608 --> 00:31:59,098 Bellugi. - Bellugi! 486 00:31:59,736 --> 00:32:02,300 I'm architect Arcuni's lover? 487 00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:04,906 But, are you joking? 488 00:32:05,051 --> 00:32:07,552 Madam, I'm not joking. It's a murder. 489 00:32:07,612 --> 00:32:10,849 I just want to know if you are Arcuni's lover or not! - No way! 490 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:12,761 And you want to know why? 491 00:32:12,821 --> 00:32:16,241 Because Arcuni is my husband's lover! 492 00:32:17,912 --> 00:32:19,049 Oh, yes. 493 00:32:20,109 --> 00:32:23,221 In short, you husband is gay. - For that matter, 494 00:32:23,281 --> 00:32:26,477 my husband is impotent, voyeur, and even a bit fag. 495 00:32:26,537 --> 00:32:28,533 And nothing else? - Dunno! 496 00:32:28,812 --> 00:32:31,725 Anyway, Arcuni said that, at the time of the crime, 497 00:32:31,785 --> 00:32:35,134 was boating with your husband. You confirm this? - Yes, at night 498 00:32:35,194 --> 00:32:39,131 they often go fishing together. They have that hobby. - I see. 499 00:32:40,955 --> 00:32:44,868 Commissioner, you know you have beautiful eyes? Are they green? 500 00:32:45,851 --> 00:32:50,867 Yes...well, green...They become green depending on the amount of sunlight... 501 00:32:51,185 --> 00:32:54,115 Because... I've got my father's size, okay? 502 00:32:54,301 --> 00:32:58,251 Instead, my mother who was Greek, Greek not geek, from Patras, tall, 503 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:00,311 beautiful, a woman... 504 00:33:01,386 --> 00:33:04,625 But why we get lost in chatter? Where is you husband? I must speak to him! 505 00:33:04,685 --> 00:33:08,029 You'll find him on the rocks. He went for mussels. - Thanks. 506 00:33:08,089 --> 00:33:09,176 Goodbye. 507 00:33:15,723 --> 00:33:17,819 Excuse me, engineer Bellugi? 508 00:33:19,509 --> 00:33:21,759 Are you engineer Bellugi? - Sorry? 509 00:33:22,189 --> 00:33:25,109 Bellugi? - I'm here! What is it? 510 00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:28,541 I'm Commissioner Lo Gatto, homicide squad. 511 00:33:29,061 --> 00:33:32,930 Yes, at 00:30 I went boating, but not with Arcuni, with Mario. 512 00:33:33,556 --> 00:33:35,485 Mario? - Yes, Mario. 513 00:33:36,091 --> 00:33:39,320 And Mario! He wants my money. 514 00:33:39,632 --> 00:33:42,472 Who is this Mario now? - He's the lifeguard. 515 00:33:42,532 --> 00:33:45,859 That handsome young man, big muscles? - I don't know him. 516 00:33:45,919 --> 00:33:49,077 Mind you, a gorgeous body! - I'm not interested! Go on. 517 00:33:49,137 --> 00:33:52,194 The one who, at night, works as a DJ at the disco. 518 00:33:52,254 --> 00:33:55,654 Profession: animator. - Now, I can't understand anything. 519 00:33:55,714 --> 00:33:59,264 If you were on the boat with Mario, you weren't with Arcuni. 520 00:33:59,324 --> 00:34:01,624 Simple, isn't? - Arcuni lied to me. 521 00:34:01,684 --> 00:34:02,839 That's flat. 522 00:34:03,060 --> 00:34:05,453 Where can I find Mario? - At the swimming pool. 523 00:34:05,513 --> 00:34:07,524 Thanks, doctor. - I'm an engineer! 524 00:34:08,170 --> 00:34:09,398 Engineer? 525 00:34:09,554 --> 00:34:12,098 Who might want to kill you? The engineer? 526 00:34:12,158 --> 00:34:13,601 Even his wife. 527 00:34:15,591 --> 00:34:17,756 Why are you laughing? - I laugh. 528 00:34:18,795 --> 00:34:20,395 I'm laughing, so what? 529 00:34:20,455 --> 00:34:24,405 You must remain on hand, don't move from here! Inform your wife too! 530 00:34:24,897 --> 00:34:26,997 "Why are you laughing?" he asks. 531 00:34:39,170 --> 00:34:42,888 Come on, lift up that bum! Higher! That's right. 532 00:34:42,948 --> 00:34:45,248 Are you Mario the lifeguard? - Yes. 533 00:34:45,308 --> 00:34:48,158 I'm Lo Gatto, I have to ask you few questions. 534 00:34:48,218 --> 00:34:51,684 Now go ahead by yourself. I'll be right back. - Come on! 535 00:34:55,197 --> 00:34:58,654 Tell me. - Last night you were boating with Mr. Bellugi? - Yes. 536 00:34:58,714 --> 00:35:00,866 At what time, roughly? - 00:30. 537 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:04,702 Did you stay for long in the boat? - No. About 20 mins. 538 00:35:04,762 --> 00:35:07,478 So shortly? - I had better things to do. 539 00:35:07,970 --> 00:35:10,856 And then? - I swam ashore. I had a date at 1.00. 540 00:35:10,916 --> 00:35:13,066 Another one? - Yes. - With whom? 541 00:35:13,126 --> 00:35:16,154 With a lady... Her name is Barbara... 542 00:35:18,260 --> 00:35:20,728 And there's also that whore Barbara! 543 00:35:20,788 --> 00:35:23,810 Who is this Barbara? - Mrs Bellugi's girlfriend. 544 00:35:23,870 --> 00:35:26,205 In what sense? - They're together. 545 00:35:26,265 --> 00:35:28,730 Why, Mrs Bellugi is...? - Oh, yes. 546 00:35:30,089 --> 00:35:32,687 But, if Mrs. Bellugi and Barbara... 547 00:35:32,966 --> 00:35:34,470 what's with you and Barbara? 548 00:35:34,530 --> 00:35:38,472 Me and Barbara, we screw! - So, last night, you and Barbara... 549 00:35:38,532 --> 00:35:41,959 Yes, but before dinner. Around 1am I went to apologise to her. 550 00:35:42,019 --> 00:35:44,869 We had a quarrel at the disco. See the scratch? 551 00:35:45,059 --> 00:35:48,159 Why did she scratch you? - She got quite pissed off 552 00:35:48,219 --> 00:35:51,033 because I was dancing with Wilma. - W. Cerulli? 553 00:35:51,093 --> 00:35:53,841 Yes, she, while dancing, practically makes love. 554 00:35:53,901 --> 00:35:56,551 Wait. Did you just dance with Wilma or...? 555 00:35:56,611 --> 00:35:59,061 Screwed! - Screwed! It's really nonstop. 556 00:35:59,121 --> 00:36:01,871 She fucks with anyone, randy, men and women! 557 00:36:02,139 --> 00:36:05,387 Even! So with Mrs Bellugi too. - And how! 558 00:36:05,447 --> 00:36:07,579 How do you know? - I was there. 559 00:36:07,639 --> 00:36:09,989 You're always in the middle? - Well, 560 00:36:10,266 --> 00:36:13,666 with this body, this face I don't know if you understand. 561 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:17,580 I understand perfectly. Indeed, congratulations! Lucky you. 562 00:36:17,918 --> 00:36:20,164 What muscles you have! 563 00:36:20,921 --> 00:36:22,827 Yours aren't bad, either. 564 00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:27,809 Hey! 565 00:36:27,869 --> 00:36:30,845 I'll smash your gums! Don't you dare! 566 00:36:30,905 --> 00:36:32,455 What did I do to you? 567 00:36:32,515 --> 00:36:35,440 Idiot! Be on hand cause we still have to talk! 568 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:37,387 Maybe! - Queer! 569 00:36:43,439 --> 00:36:47,270 "Echo of Trapani". You and I, we have to talk. - Alright. 570 00:36:47,445 --> 00:36:48,893 I do have an alibi, 571 00:36:48,953 --> 00:36:52,381 but there's a Commissioner asking a lot of questions! A tough guy! 572 00:36:52,441 --> 00:36:55,685 You got me into a mess! I don't know if we'll come off it. 573 00:36:55,745 --> 00:36:57,399 Yes, ok, alright. 574 00:37:01,418 --> 00:37:03,423 You hurt me! - I'm glad. 575 00:37:03,904 --> 00:37:05,437 Now listen here, Arcuni. 576 00:37:05,497 --> 00:37:08,357 When someone fucks me around, I turn into a beast. 577 00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:10,617 My right hand's cartilage stiffens 578 00:37:10,677 --> 00:37:12,987 and I can do anything! It becomes a steel-blade! 579 00:37:13,047 --> 00:37:15,897 I'll hit you and smash your vertebral carotid! 580 00:37:15,957 --> 00:37:18,107 I swear to Our Lady of Incoronata 581 00:37:18,167 --> 00:37:20,701 that I'll make you end up in a wheelchair! 582 00:37:20,761 --> 00:37:23,061 And now listen carefully, you shi... 583 00:37:23,332 --> 00:37:25,282 Did you hurt yourself? - No! 584 00:37:27,031 --> 00:37:31,120 Now I'll kill you. - No! - Yes, I must kill you! - Please! 585 00:37:31,180 --> 00:37:33,779 Speak! If I've decided to kill you, I'll kill you! 586 00:37:33,839 --> 00:37:34,989 Speak. Speak! 587 00:37:35,649 --> 00:37:38,771 If you speak softly, I'll understand. Speak slowly. Calm down. 588 00:37:38,831 --> 00:37:41,237 I spent an hour under Manuela's windows. 589 00:37:41,297 --> 00:37:43,797 And who's Manuela? - A very young girl. 590 00:37:43,857 --> 00:37:46,461 I watch her touching her breasts, thighs... 591 00:37:46,521 --> 00:37:49,421 I go crazy! - No, I go crazy. Aren't you a fag? 592 00:37:49,481 --> 00:37:51,831 Not full-time, I take some diversion. 593 00:37:51,891 --> 00:37:55,041 And you know what she does when I watch her? - What? 594 00:37:59,047 --> 00:38:01,547 Who is this girl? - Bellugi's daughter. 595 00:38:01,881 --> 00:38:05,437 Bellugi? Is the Addams Family this? Where can I find her? 596 00:38:05,611 --> 00:38:07,276 At the beach. 597 00:38:07,747 --> 00:38:09,193 Be on hand! 598 00:38:13,309 --> 00:38:14,618 I'll kill you. 599 00:38:20,794 --> 00:38:24,302 Every night he puts himself before my window and stays there. 600 00:38:24,362 --> 00:38:26,862 I don't know what for, but I don't care. 601 00:38:26,922 --> 00:38:30,159 I know he's poof. - Was he there last night too? 602 00:38:30,219 --> 00:38:33,831 Yes, last night too. - At what time? - Around 1.00. 603 00:38:34,392 --> 00:38:37,321 But, I don't understand. Couldn't you close the window? 604 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:40,667 There's no air-conditioning. It's boiling inside. 605 00:38:40,727 --> 00:38:44,177 Well, sleep. You don't sleep? - My brain is always working 606 00:38:44,237 --> 00:38:46,518 and a lot of trifles come to my mind. 607 00:38:46,647 --> 00:38:50,063 And when those trifles come, I... - Enough, please... 608 00:38:52,608 --> 00:38:55,612 Why don't you help me? Soap my back. 609 00:38:56,046 --> 00:39:00,114 C'mon! What are you waiting for? Are you scared? - No, it's just... 610 00:39:03,572 --> 00:39:06,442 Rub harder with that damn hand! 611 00:39:06,567 --> 00:39:09,127 Eh, damn hand... - That's right. 612 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,939 How old are you? 613 00:39:12,411 --> 00:39:13,543 Almost 14. 614 00:39:14,233 --> 00:39:15,474 Almost 14?! 615 00:39:15,898 --> 00:39:18,698 And you're not ashamed of doing these things? 616 00:39:18,916 --> 00:39:22,163 Why should I? What I've told you it's not true. 617 00:39:22,223 --> 00:39:27,036 The truth is that the other night I got bored, so around 1.30 I left my room 618 00:39:27,096 --> 00:39:31,593 and I went out to kill Wilma. - You? - Yes. I didn't like her. 619 00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,670 Whenever you don't like someone, you kill them? 620 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:39,697 Get off the tree, dumbo! I didn't kill her 621 00:39:39,757 --> 00:39:41,133 but I could. 622 00:39:41,804 --> 00:39:44,156 Sex and violence intrigue me a lot 623 00:39:44,378 --> 00:39:47,478 and if you torture me, I might spit the whole true. 624 00:39:49,050 --> 00:39:51,076 Good Heavens. But why? 625 00:39:54,527 --> 00:39:55,886 Who is that? 626 00:40:02,087 --> 00:40:03,406 What an dumbo! 627 00:40:08,367 --> 00:40:10,323 What does this damn guy want? 628 00:40:14,806 --> 00:40:16,456 Gridelli, sleeping, eh? 629 00:40:17,476 --> 00:40:21,370 Have you put the seals? - You have to pull, not push. 630 00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:26,761 Where is he? - He went that way! 631 00:40:28,515 --> 00:40:29,965 Stop or I'll shoot! 632 00:40:30,809 --> 00:40:33,709 Gridelli, the hat! - Right away! - Turn around! 633 00:40:33,952 --> 00:40:35,840 Hands on your head! 634 00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,705 What were you doing inside? 635 00:40:39,091 --> 00:40:43,068 Snooping around. It's part of my job. May I? 636 00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,902 Ragusa Vito, Echo of Trapani. Journalist. 637 00:40:49,355 --> 00:40:52,950 You have surely heard of me. - Honestly, never. 638 00:40:53,954 --> 00:40:56,406 I know many things about you, Lo Gatto. 639 00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:58,966 Weren't you Vatican Commissioner? - So? 640 00:40:59,807 --> 00:41:00,863 So what? 641 00:41:00,923 --> 00:41:04,205 Years earlier, hadn't you arrested the entire City Council of Salerno 642 00:41:04,265 --> 00:41:06,921 for pilchard trafficking, then they were acquitted 643 00:41:06,981 --> 00:41:09,755 and you were transferred where... - Where you getting at? 644 00:41:09,815 --> 00:41:13,370 To the bar. We speak better before a glass of cold beer, no? 645 00:41:19,784 --> 00:41:22,634 Why don't we collaborate? - Let's collaborate. 646 00:41:22,694 --> 00:41:24,583 I can be of use to you. 647 00:41:24,643 --> 00:41:28,081 There are things they tell to a journalist and not to a policeman. 648 00:41:28,141 --> 00:41:31,091 Many people like seeing their name in the paper. 649 00:41:31,151 --> 00:41:34,014 In the paper, but not in The Echo of Trapani, dear... 650 00:41:34,074 --> 00:41:36,694 Well, I'm also correspondent for Corriere. 651 00:41:36,754 --> 00:41:38,654 Milan's Corriere della Sera? 652 00:41:38,714 --> 00:41:42,502 No, Catania's. Still a great newspaper. 653 00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:46,885 Don't forget Commissioner that, if I want, I can destroy you. 654 00:41:47,251 --> 00:41:49,451 Or I can make a great man of you. 655 00:41:49,650 --> 00:41:52,238 I know many things that you don't know. 656 00:41:52,385 --> 00:41:53,933 What, for example? 657 00:41:54,494 --> 00:41:56,046 Give time to time. 658 00:41:56,451 --> 00:42:01,453 I'll tell you, provided you let me snoop around. - Snoop around! 659 00:42:01,743 --> 00:42:03,188 A question. 660 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:07,275 Did you make sure that none of the suspects has left the island? 661 00:42:07,988 --> 00:42:11,033 Of course! You want to teach me how to do my job? 662 00:42:11,093 --> 00:42:13,597 Absolutely not, I would never dare to! 663 00:42:13,761 --> 00:42:17,006 Do you know who intrigues me? - What? 664 00:42:17,454 --> 00:42:18,389 Who? 665 00:42:18,449 --> 00:42:21,197 That Barbara Barletti. Intrigues me a lot. 666 00:42:21,352 --> 00:42:24,590 I think she knows a lot. Have you already heard her? 667 00:42:25,237 --> 00:42:26,729 Have I heard her? 668 00:42:27,305 --> 00:42:30,790 Who? Ah, Barletti? I've questioned her for 2 hours! 669 00:42:31,761 --> 00:42:33,661 I'm going to phone my paper. 670 00:42:36,523 --> 00:42:38,473 Will you speak well of me? 671 00:42:38,714 --> 00:42:41,326 You'll read. I'll do a good job. 672 00:42:44,123 --> 00:42:46,793 You are a tough guy, huh? - Well! 673 00:42:47,737 --> 00:42:50,445 I'll make a great man of you. - Cheers! 674 00:42:56,242 --> 00:42:57,447 Ah, Gridelli. 675 00:42:57,507 --> 00:43:00,157 Did you check that no one left the island? 676 00:43:00,217 --> 00:43:01,841 You didn't tell me to! 677 00:43:01,901 --> 00:43:04,401 Do I need to tell you everything? Fuck! 678 00:43:04,461 --> 00:43:06,861 Take some initiative too! - Yes, sir. 679 00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:09,671 Where you going, wait! I haven't finished yet! 680 00:43:09,731 --> 00:43:11,366 Call the Port authority. 681 00:43:11,487 --> 00:43:14,067 No one must leave without my permission. Ok? 682 00:43:14,127 --> 00:43:17,127 Yes, sir! - Again! Always saluting like a puppet! 683 00:43:17,187 --> 00:43:18,387 Let me finish! 684 00:43:19,108 --> 00:43:22,484 Then you have to find Barbara Barletti. I want to question her. 685 00:43:22,544 --> 00:43:25,741 Who is she? - I know who. One who intrigues me a lot. 686 00:43:25,801 --> 00:43:28,762 After visiting the islands of Levanzo and Marettimo 687 00:43:28,822 --> 00:43:32,359 a frozen-fish based soup will be served for breakfast. 688 00:43:32,561 --> 00:43:36,257 As I was saying, in these waters, in 241 BC, 689 00:43:36,488 --> 00:43:39,608 during the Second Punic World War, the Romans... 690 00:43:39,668 --> 00:43:41,190 Good morning. 691 00:43:41,342 --> 00:43:43,392 Commissioner Lo Gatto, pleased. 692 00:43:43,452 --> 00:43:46,402 Barbara Barletti. Ouch! - It was lighted, sorry. 693 00:43:48,614 --> 00:43:53,000 You are from Milan? - Yes. I work and live there. I'm in the PR. 694 00:43:54,127 --> 00:43:56,878 Red Brigades? - No, Public Relations. 695 00:43:57,071 --> 00:43:59,671 I travel a lot. I'm an independent woman. 696 00:43:59,731 --> 00:44:02,978 You are Mrs Bellugi's friend? - Yes, for some years. 697 00:44:03,441 --> 00:44:07,841 If you want to know, we're very close friends. - Yes, I've been told that. 698 00:44:07,901 --> 00:44:09,593 Are you married? - Me? 699 00:44:10,490 --> 00:44:12,581 Husbands are a race I detest! 700 00:44:12,826 --> 00:44:15,624 But, I mean, you like men, males, don't you? 701 00:44:15,778 --> 00:44:18,331 Yes, but only if young and handsome. 702 00:44:19,382 --> 00:44:23,119 Like Mario, the hunk, the lifeguard . Just to not name names, huh? 703 00:44:23,179 --> 00:44:26,383 I see you're informed. - Well, curiosity is my job. 704 00:44:26,945 --> 00:44:29,295 You said you travelled a lot. - Yes. 705 00:44:29,355 --> 00:44:31,638 Ever been in Paris? - Many times. 706 00:44:31,851 --> 00:44:34,384 Were you in Paris in 1965? 707 00:44:35,098 --> 00:44:38,992 I was 6 in 1965. - Why? A 6 years old can't be in Paris? 708 00:44:39,166 --> 00:44:43,230 Why are you asking me that? - To know if you ever saw this lady. 709 00:44:43,770 --> 00:44:45,520 I'm the one on the right. 710 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,366 I don't go with such ridiculous people. 711 00:44:48,426 --> 00:44:52,167 What does it mean? You're tactless, Miss! 712 00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:57,090 Anyway, the night of the crime you were at the club, at the resort? 713 00:44:57,368 --> 00:44:58,830 They were all there. 714 00:44:58,890 --> 00:45:02,990 Bellugi, with that bore husband of hers, and their unpleasant daughter. 715 00:45:03,220 --> 00:45:05,620 Madam, may I dance with your daughter? 716 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,870 You need to ask my mother, dumbo? 717 00:45:08,251 --> 00:45:12,492 There was the friend of the red woman, who then left with Bellugi. 718 00:45:12,552 --> 00:45:13,604 Oh, yes. 719 00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:16,228 Bellugi, the engineer a bit sissy... 720 00:45:16,724 --> 00:45:21,548 So you say that Bellugi went fishing with the little architect, a sissy him too. 721 00:45:22,251 --> 00:45:24,152 You saw them leaving together? 722 00:45:24,212 --> 00:45:28,159 Yes, why? - I was told that Bellugi was boating with the lifeguard. 723 00:45:28,219 --> 00:45:30,285 And you believed it? - No. 724 00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:33,980 Impossible, because Mario was dancing with me. 725 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:38,142 DJ was the lawyer from Turin, so I was petting that hunk at leisure. 726 00:45:38,202 --> 00:45:39,922 Petting? - Yeah! 727 00:45:40,354 --> 00:45:44,104 And the red-haired petted the dentist. - You make my blood boil! 728 00:45:44,766 --> 00:45:49,070 He'd really gone off his head. And she was playing cat and mouse with him. 729 00:45:49,330 --> 00:45:51,634 But suddenly, Wilma dumps the dentist, 730 00:45:51,694 --> 00:45:53,590 comes to me and says: 731 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:57,688 Do you mind if I steal him? - Yes. This is the ladies' night. 732 00:45:57,748 --> 00:46:00,048 Come back Thursday, on your day off. 733 00:46:00,202 --> 00:46:03,990 Barbara, stop it! - Never mind, she might go into hysterics. 734 00:46:04,175 --> 00:46:05,975 Hey, have you gone insane? 735 00:46:06,035 --> 00:46:08,285 What are you doing, you scratch me? 736 00:46:09,170 --> 00:46:12,617 You think that Wilma got upset? - Don't know. Did she? - No. 737 00:46:12,677 --> 00:46:16,009 She burst out laughing. I would have killed her. 738 00:46:17,156 --> 00:46:19,456 However, it wasn't me who killed her. 739 00:46:20,439 --> 00:46:23,487 And then what happened? - I don't know. 740 00:46:24,073 --> 00:46:25,923 I went to sleep in my room. 741 00:46:26,386 --> 00:46:28,736 Ask Mrs Bellugi. She remained there. 742 00:46:28,796 --> 00:46:33,212 After that melodramatic scene with Barbara, Mario...- The lifeguard. - Yes, 743 00:46:33,272 --> 00:46:35,380 stuck to the red lady. 744 00:46:36,087 --> 00:46:37,617 Wilma. - Exactly. 745 00:46:37,677 --> 00:46:41,831 And after a while, I see that they stop dancing and head to the beach. 746 00:46:42,242 --> 00:46:45,192 They must have had a row, Wilma had such a face! 747 00:46:45,310 --> 00:46:48,619 And when he tried to hug her she gave him a smack! 748 00:46:48,974 --> 00:46:53,500 Meanwhile comes to my table the dentist, that Pedretti, totally pissed off! 749 00:46:54,227 --> 00:46:56,463 Why don't you dance with Manuela? 750 00:46:56,690 --> 00:46:59,658 My daughter. At night she's always in our way. 751 00:46:59,866 --> 00:47:04,222 Yes, I met her. A very precocious girl. - A pest! 752 00:47:04,282 --> 00:47:09,868 Meanwhile, I see Mario coming back from the beach, angry red. 753 00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:13,635 But Wilma doesn't return. So I get up and go looking for her. 754 00:47:13,695 --> 00:47:17,589 Commissioner, may I tell you something? - Yes. - I felt sorry for her. 755 00:47:17,649 --> 00:47:19,756 What's wrong? What happens? 756 00:47:20,315 --> 00:47:23,265 It happens that all want just one thing from me. 757 00:47:23,678 --> 00:47:25,567 And you cry for that? 758 00:47:26,656 --> 00:47:30,506 I know lots of women who would like to be in your place, you know? 759 00:47:31,109 --> 00:47:32,516 My life sucks. 760 00:47:33,131 --> 00:47:36,794 No one understands me, no one tries to understand who I am. 761 00:47:37,940 --> 00:47:40,376 Come on, go to your room. 762 00:47:40,436 --> 00:47:43,819 Then, later, I come to keep you a bit of company huh? 763 00:47:43,879 --> 00:47:45,687 Yes... I don't know. 764 00:47:46,685 --> 00:47:48,365 Now leave me alone. 765 00:47:52,077 --> 00:47:53,398 See you soon... 766 00:48:01,490 --> 00:48:04,990 When I went to her it was about 1:30, but she wasn't there. 767 00:48:05,050 --> 00:48:06,636 There was Barbara. 768 00:48:07,313 --> 00:48:10,871 What are you doing here? - I came to get a painkiller. 769 00:48:11,135 --> 00:48:12,952 I had a terrible headache. 770 00:48:13,012 --> 00:48:17,074 I knew Barbara as a big liar, and I knew her soft spot for Wilma. 771 00:48:17,218 --> 00:48:20,796 Were you jealous? - Yes, I admit it. I was a bit. 772 00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:24,700 Anyway, hers, seemed downright an excuse. 773 00:48:24,876 --> 00:48:27,866 What? A little earlier she wanted to kill her 774 00:48:27,926 --> 00:48:30,426 and now she was there, for a painkiller? 775 00:48:30,627 --> 00:48:33,457 Dear Madam, it's me who needs a painkiller now. 776 00:48:33,517 --> 00:48:35,802 I can't understand anything. I'm losing all trace. 777 00:48:35,862 --> 00:48:39,723 Arcuni, the dentist, the one from Bologna...Who the hell killed Wilma? 778 00:48:39,783 --> 00:48:42,014 You asking me? Not me, for sure! 779 00:48:42,284 --> 00:48:43,434 Commissioner. 780 00:48:43,856 --> 00:48:46,215 May I have a word with you? - Tell me. 781 00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:48,238 One-to-one would be better. 782 00:48:48,652 --> 00:48:51,302 Excuse me, Madam. - Away from prying ears. 783 00:48:51,986 --> 00:48:54,891 Please, be careful with that whatsit. - Sorry. 784 00:48:56,771 --> 00:49:00,557 So, Ragusa, what's up? - The editor wavers. - What does he want? 785 00:49:00,617 --> 00:49:03,162 Who? - Editor Havers, what does he want from me? 786 00:49:03,222 --> 00:49:05,787 No, wavers, he wastes time, hesitates. 787 00:49:05,847 --> 00:49:08,609 He's an old-fashioned man: no guarantee, no article. 788 00:49:08,669 --> 00:49:11,292 He wants the certainty of the corpse! 789 00:49:11,352 --> 00:49:15,071 He thinks he is the editor of the NY Times? The certainty of the corpse! 790 00:49:15,131 --> 00:49:17,781 Are we in England? - It's a nuisance for me too. 791 00:49:17,841 --> 00:49:22,530 I'd written a great article, midway between Peyton Place and Mario Puzo. 792 00:49:22,771 --> 00:49:25,322 You know "The Godfather"? - Commissioner. 793 00:49:25,490 --> 00:49:27,107 Commissioner. - Yes. 794 00:49:27,167 --> 00:49:29,426 Listen to this diver. - What's up? 795 00:49:30,459 --> 00:49:31,959 So? - Commissioner, 796 00:49:32,131 --> 00:49:34,567 while I was diving, at Saraceno Rock... 797 00:49:34,627 --> 00:49:38,017 Get to the point! - On the seafloor, I saw a severed head. 798 00:49:38,077 --> 00:49:41,456 A severed head! And where is it now? - On the seafloor! 799 00:49:41,822 --> 00:49:44,539 What's the hair colour? - Fiery red. - Fiery red? 800 00:49:44,599 --> 00:49:46,879 Want to bet it's Wilma? Thanks! 801 00:49:46,939 --> 00:49:50,980 There! These are front page news! Phone your editor! 802 00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:54,407 Do we take a nice photo? - It's not the right moment, this. 803 00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:57,247 We'll publish it. - How should I place myself? 804 00:49:57,307 --> 00:49:59,207 Facing, or profile? - Smile. 805 00:49:59,267 --> 00:50:02,100 Like this? - Now in profile. - Commissioner! 806 00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,407 Wait a minute! - Now with the hat. 807 00:50:04,559 --> 00:50:05,918 Commissioner! 808 00:50:06,496 --> 00:50:09,745 You don't have a pipe? - No, I smoke cigars. - Now with glasses on. 809 00:50:09,805 --> 00:50:11,056 Commissioner. 810 00:50:11,116 --> 00:50:14,339 Gridelli, we've found the cut-off head of Wilma. 811 00:50:14,399 --> 00:50:18,124 Who's Wilma? - My cousin from Barletta! The corpse, the dead! 812 00:50:18,427 --> 00:50:21,977 Hey, diver! - Indeed, go with that diver who found the head, 813 00:50:22,252 --> 00:50:26,384 take some photos, then bring Arcuni for the indentification of the body. 814 00:50:26,444 --> 00:50:30,594 Indeed, I came to inform you that Arcuni has been seen leaving the island 815 00:50:30,676 --> 00:50:34,564 with annexed bag, evading the Police roadblock. - What roadblock? 816 00:50:34,624 --> 00:50:37,125 Me, sir. - What? You let him get away? 817 00:50:37,185 --> 00:50:39,945 I don't have 100 eyes. - 101 you must have! 818 00:50:40,005 --> 00:50:42,506 Exactly, with that extra eye, I think I saw something. 819 00:50:42,566 --> 00:50:44,982 Do you remember Wilma's photo? 820 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:48,623 It's in my pocket! So? - You see the ring on her finger? 821 00:50:48,807 --> 00:50:51,607 I saw it at the hand of Mario, the lifeguard. 822 00:50:53,467 --> 00:50:55,067 Mario the lifeguard... 823 00:50:55,558 --> 00:50:57,558 It resembles to sergeant Cal๏ฟฝ. 824 00:50:58,387 --> 00:51:00,607 You claim that Wilma gave it to you? 825 00:51:00,667 --> 00:51:03,386 Yes. - When? - That night at the club. 826 00:51:04,206 --> 00:51:07,293 Now, calmly, tell me all that happened that night. 827 00:51:07,353 --> 00:51:11,047 We'd made love on the beach, and... - We, who? - Me and Wilma! 828 00:51:11,107 --> 00:51:14,258 Yeah, if you don't fuck... - I get a headache. 829 00:51:14,318 --> 00:51:16,514 Mario! Mario, come! 830 00:51:17,129 --> 00:51:21,029 Trudy, I'm busy with the Commissioner at the moment. I'll be right! 831 00:51:21,264 --> 00:51:22,806 Komm. Ich will Liebe machen. 832 00:51:22,866 --> 00:51:26,490 What did you say? - Come. I want to make love. 833 00:51:26,987 --> 00:51:31,422 Go on with the story, hurry! What then? - Then we returned to the club. I was DJ 834 00:51:31,482 --> 00:51:34,931 and she danced with the dentist, who did her a sort of interrogation. 835 00:51:34,991 --> 00:51:36,380 Where have you been? 836 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,575 At the beach. - What have you done? 837 00:51:38,635 --> 00:51:40,687 Love! - With him but not with me! 838 00:51:40,747 --> 00:51:42,942 You got it! With him but not with you! 839 00:51:43,002 --> 00:51:45,456 Some day I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 840 00:51:46,513 --> 00:51:49,663 You heard all this with your own ears? - On my word! 841 00:51:50,388 --> 00:51:53,970 What's the dentist's name? - Pedretti, but they call him Bazooka. 842 00:51:54,059 --> 00:51:55,172 Bazooka. 843 00:51:55,689 --> 00:51:59,239 And where I can find him now? - Surely at the nudists' club. 844 00:52:00,501 --> 00:52:03,790 Go! - Thanks. - Or you will get a headache. 845 00:52:06,144 --> 00:52:08,426 Why didn't you tan your bum? 846 00:52:11,827 --> 00:52:13,226 Gridelli! - Yes! 847 00:52:15,627 --> 00:52:19,586 Why aren't you naked? - Because I'm a Commissioner. 848 00:52:19,707 --> 00:52:23,614 Or you ashamed to have a tiny one? - Your dad's is no bigger! Go! 849 00:52:24,187 --> 00:52:25,381 Asshole! 850 00:52:27,843 --> 00:52:30,897 You're the dentist Pedretti from Bolzano? - Yes, sir. 851 00:52:30,957 --> 00:52:35,030 Why do they call you Bazooka? - Nature has been very generous to me. 852 00:52:37,443 --> 00:52:40,179 Hold as well...your hat on. Take a seat. 853 00:52:42,587 --> 00:52:45,637 Did you know a certain Cerulli Wilma? - Very well. 854 00:52:46,278 --> 00:52:50,212 Do you confirm that the day she got killed you said these words? 855 00:52:50,707 --> 00:52:55,382 "Some day I'll kill you! I'll kill you!" - Do you confirm? - I confirm. 856 00:52:55,654 --> 00:52:59,247 Words said in a moment of rage. Have you ever been in love? 857 00:52:59,307 --> 00:53:02,219 Hey, I'm the one asking questions! - If you have, as I hope, 858 00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:04,976 you know that sometimes you say things you don't mean 859 00:53:05,036 --> 00:53:07,473 especially when you know that the woman you love 860 00:53:07,533 --> 00:53:10,245 has given to her lover, a lifeguard! 861 00:53:10,507 --> 00:53:13,647 the ring you've given to her! - Don't get pissed off! 862 00:53:13,707 --> 00:53:18,417 So, you gave that ring to her. Then? - Yes. It was a ring very dear to me. 863 00:53:18,531 --> 00:53:21,545 A lucky charm, holy cow! - Don't shout! 864 00:53:21,667 --> 00:53:24,898 The night when it happened, where were you between 1 and 2am? 865 00:53:24,958 --> 00:53:27,148 I was madly jealous, I admit it. 866 00:53:28,082 --> 00:53:31,319 I was beside myself. I'd completely gone off my head. 867 00:53:31,379 --> 00:53:35,628 I wandered around Wilma's hut and... - Wait, you went around that hat, right? 868 00:53:35,688 --> 00:53:37,510 No, around Wilma's hut! 869 00:53:37,570 --> 00:53:40,570 And I saw Mrs Bellugi and Miss Barbara going out. 870 00:53:41,307 --> 00:53:43,631 When I went in, Wilma wasn't there. 871 00:53:43,891 --> 00:53:47,591 But she came right after me. She burst out laughing and said... 872 00:53:47,827 --> 00:53:49,377 You did well to come. 873 00:53:49,764 --> 00:53:52,285 That's what drove me crazy, about her. 874 00:53:52,667 --> 00:53:56,182 Her sudden mood swings. So I asked her... 875 00:53:56,347 --> 00:53:57,847 Where have you been? 876 00:53:58,697 --> 00:53:59,729 Nowhere. 877 00:54:01,143 --> 00:54:02,838 I had to see someone. 878 00:54:04,027 --> 00:54:08,387 You're jealous... I like jealous men. They excite me. 879 00:54:09,507 --> 00:54:12,658 You want to make love? - You need asking? 880 00:54:27,763 --> 00:54:29,729 I was aroused like a beast, 881 00:54:29,789 --> 00:54:31,285 but in the thick... 882 00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:33,011 In the thick? 883 00:54:33,427 --> 00:54:34,977 My bazooka jammed up. 884 00:54:35,918 --> 00:54:39,896 Well, it happens. When there's a lot of desire, it can happen. 885 00:54:40,169 --> 00:54:42,527 It happened to you too? - To me? 886 00:54:43,627 --> 00:54:48,906 Yes, once, in Paris, in 1965. 887 00:54:52,176 --> 00:54:54,283 Commissioner? - What is it? 888 00:54:54,532 --> 00:54:57,300 Well... - Oh yes. And then? 889 00:54:57,747 --> 00:55:02,907 I went away with shame, rage. I cried, I would have killed myself! 890 00:55:03,577 --> 00:55:05,179 Yes, bad moments. 891 00:55:05,862 --> 00:55:09,804 Later, when you left Wilma's whatsit, did you notice anything? 892 00:55:09,970 --> 00:55:13,900 No. Yes. Actually I did. A dark figure 893 00:55:14,192 --> 00:55:16,362 a shadow, hiding behind a hut. 894 00:55:16,619 --> 00:55:18,066 Man or woman? - Woman. 895 00:55:19,552 --> 00:55:22,579 This is something new. Gridelli, did you hear? 896 00:55:23,627 --> 00:55:26,425 Where did you buy this ring? - In Mexico. 897 00:55:26,547 --> 00:55:28,697 During a holiday in Acapulco, I think. 898 00:55:28,791 --> 00:55:30,002 Acapulco... 899 00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:32,750 Remember what happened in Acapulco? 900 00:55:33,587 --> 00:55:38,870 Listen, are you sure that you hadn't met this Wilma Cerulli right in Acapulco? 901 00:55:39,817 --> 00:55:40,917 Pretty sure. 902 00:55:41,627 --> 00:55:45,540 Alright, thank you. Enough for today. Be on hand, ja? - Jawohl. 903 00:55:47,667 --> 00:55:50,545 Excuse me. - Sorry, dear... 904 00:55:51,895 --> 00:55:53,351 I'm unable to... 905 00:55:54,523 --> 00:55:56,299 Excuse me, ugh! 906 00:55:58,992 --> 00:56:01,537 All those nudes had dazed me a bit, 907 00:56:01,879 --> 00:56:04,078 but didn't stop me from admiring 908 00:56:04,138 --> 00:56:07,066 how Commissioner Lo Gatto was holding the inquiry: 909 00:56:07,126 --> 00:56:09,900 with tactfulness, firmness, astuteness. 910 00:56:10,307 --> 00:56:13,936 My admiration for him was growing day by day. 911 00:56:14,400 --> 00:56:18,189 I was beginning to understand the meaning of the word "charisma". 912 00:56:24,446 --> 00:56:27,583 You are crazy! Crazy! - Yes, I was up to anything! 913 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:29,726 The dishonor of the family, you are! 914 00:56:29,786 --> 00:56:32,647 It's not true! Hot female, I am! Not like you! 915 00:56:32,747 --> 00:56:36,620 Whore you are! Take! - It's not true, innocent I am! 916 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:39,880 Hey, keep calm! What's going on here? - It wasn't me! 917 00:56:39,940 --> 00:56:43,540 I swear I'm innocent! - Take it easy. Leave us alone, please. 918 00:56:44,170 --> 00:56:47,064 Keep calm, tell me everything, dont' worry, trust me! 919 00:56:47,124 --> 00:56:48,703 From the start, ok? 920 00:56:48,849 --> 00:56:51,607 It's true, the other night I went to the resort 921 00:56:51,667 --> 00:56:54,739 to kill the whore! - Don't shout. Who is the whore? 922 00:56:54,799 --> 00:56:58,263 The one who stole Gino's senses! - Who's Gino? - Gridelli Gino! 923 00:56:58,347 --> 00:57:01,464 Oh, my agent. - Commissioner, I've got him under my skin 924 00:57:01,547 --> 00:57:03,649 He's handsome, like a god! - Well... 925 00:57:03,709 --> 00:57:06,759 In short, you went to kill that whore, that woman. Her, 926 00:57:06,914 --> 00:57:10,063 and maybe even him! - Instead another person was killed. 927 00:57:10,210 --> 00:57:13,167 Yes, but it wasn't me, I swear! My sister thinks I'm guilty 928 00:57:13,227 --> 00:57:15,792 because she saw me back late at night, investigated, 929 00:57:15,852 --> 00:57:17,527 and learned of my murderous rampage. 930 00:57:17,587 --> 00:57:20,494 I know, you got nothing to do with Wilma Cerulli. 931 00:57:20,554 --> 00:57:23,065 But I saw her shortly before she got killed. 932 00:57:23,125 --> 00:57:24,810 You did? Tell me all. 933 00:57:25,238 --> 00:57:27,219 I walked among the bulgalows... 934 00:57:27,279 --> 00:57:30,147 Bulgarians? - The huts, bulgalows! - Oh, bulgalows. 935 00:57:30,207 --> 00:57:33,145 Looking for the damn couple, trying to catch them red-handed, 936 00:57:33,205 --> 00:57:35,661 when suddenly I saw Wilma with a man. 937 00:57:35,787 --> 00:57:38,737 A man? - Yes. - What time was it? - Almost 2:00. 938 00:57:38,907 --> 00:57:40,432 What was he like? 939 00:57:40,492 --> 00:57:43,947 Well, I just saw his athletic shoulders and... 940 00:57:44,865 --> 00:57:45,964 And what? 941 00:57:46,570 --> 00:57:48,527 A bum like a Riace Bronze! 942 00:57:48,945 --> 00:57:52,098 Why, was he naked? - Yes, both of them were. 943 00:57:54,329 --> 00:57:56,279 Well, and then? - I ran away. 944 00:57:56,616 --> 00:58:00,416 You did right, don't worry. Stay calm and go to sleep, ok? - Yes. 945 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,186 You're a false lean, huh? 946 00:58:08,987 --> 00:58:12,882 Ow, ow, ow. The matter gets complicated. 947 00:58:19,706 --> 00:58:20,843 Come in! 948 00:58:21,667 --> 00:58:23,917 Excuse me, Commissioner. - Please. 949 00:58:24,410 --> 00:58:27,710 I brought you the tisane. - Thanks. - I'll put it here. 950 00:58:28,100 --> 00:58:32,252 Annunziata, how could you ever think that your sister is involved in a murder? 951 00:58:32,312 --> 00:58:34,407 Huh? - I don't know. 952 00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:37,567 But since you arrived, this island has become hell! 953 00:58:37,744 --> 00:58:40,345 My sisters burn, like cats in heat! - Yes, I know. 954 00:58:40,405 --> 00:58:44,435 I too am burning! Feel how I'm burning! - Yes, yes. - You feel it? 955 00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,979 What are you doing? Hold still! - Handsome! Your eyes drive me crazy! 956 00:58:49,107 --> 00:58:51,670 Please, I'm a public officer. Try to... 957 00:58:52,924 --> 00:58:57,213 But you, are you a man, or what? - I am a man, but... - No! 958 00:58:58,591 --> 00:59:00,006 Do not push! 959 00:59:02,827 --> 00:59:04,418 She's really horny! 960 00:59:05,064 --> 00:59:07,332 Naughty, naughty, naughty! 961 00:59:08,230 --> 00:59:09,666 Oh, fuck off! 962 00:59:12,061 --> 00:59:15,434 I don't know... - Naughty! - Incredible! 963 00:59:20,707 --> 00:59:22,107 Babette, ch๏ฟฝrie... 964 00:59:31,587 --> 00:59:34,499 La chair est faible! The flesh is weak! 965 00:59:37,019 --> 00:59:38,281 Excuse me. 966 00:59:40,694 --> 00:59:42,496 You still there? - Yes! 967 00:59:45,427 --> 00:59:48,930 Would you...bring me some sugar? - Now! Right away! 968 01:00:07,907 --> 01:00:11,727 Very alike, dear doctor Lo Gatto! Photogenic at the utmost! 969 01:00:11,787 --> 01:00:15,223 A cocktail of Commissioner Maigret and Lieutenant Colombo! 970 01:00:15,283 --> 01:00:17,424 And even more handsome than in natural! 971 01:00:17,484 --> 01:00:19,087 Gorgeous, Commissioner! 972 01:00:19,147 --> 01:00:22,275 Self-assured, professional, charming! 973 01:00:22,335 --> 01:00:24,035 Don't stiffen your arse. 974 01:00:25,988 --> 01:00:27,933 Congratulations, Commissioner! 975 01:00:27,993 --> 01:00:29,807 Handsomer than Lt. Kojak! 976 01:00:29,867 --> 01:00:33,085 Congratulations! They will erect him a monument! 977 01:00:35,384 --> 01:00:38,447 Congratulations. - Are you all gone mad today? 978 01:00:38,507 --> 01:00:41,657 Congrats, cheers...What's up? - We are in the paper! 979 01:00:44,707 --> 01:00:46,612 No, on the front page. 980 01:00:48,667 --> 01:00:50,567 Turbid murder in Favignana. 981 01:00:50,627 --> 01:00:51,853 Do I look fat? 982 01:00:51,913 --> 01:00:55,063 You're gorgeous! - Read it, I don't have my glasses. 983 01:00:55,123 --> 01:00:56,140 So... 984 01:00:57,060 --> 01:00:58,118 There! 985 01:00:58,178 --> 01:01:02,007 The inquiry has been entrusted to Commissioner Natale Lo Gatto, 986 01:01:02,067 --> 01:01:07,983 a mature man, thoughtful, cultured, endowed with a strong charisma. 987 01:01:08,867 --> 01:01:11,725 Well? Is that all? - No, there's more. - Go on then! 988 01:01:11,785 --> 01:01:15,028 Faultless and without blemish, is the right man to unravel 989 01:01:15,088 --> 01:01:17,806 the tangled skein of the giallo of Favignana. 990 01:01:17,866 --> 01:01:20,037 The doom of the murderer is marked. 991 01:01:21,427 --> 01:01:23,827 It is finished? - Unfortunately, yes. 992 01:01:24,987 --> 01:01:27,182 Nice pen, this Ragusa! I like it! 993 01:01:27,242 --> 01:01:28,969 He just told the truth. 994 01:01:31,987 --> 01:01:35,527 Well, I must admit that I underrated you. - I know, I know. 995 01:01:35,587 --> 01:01:38,226 I'm like those jokes that come late. 996 01:01:38,347 --> 01:01:40,815 Offhand, you don't understand them. 997 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:44,125 But then, you wake up at night and feel like laughing. 998 01:01:45,030 --> 01:01:48,781 I switch here, it's best. It happened to me too, many times, this thing. 999 01:01:48,841 --> 01:01:51,615 I remember once, in Nocera lnferiore, I was... 1000 01:01:51,675 --> 01:01:54,540 Commissioner? - Yes? - At what point is the investigation? 1001 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:58,344 Ragusa, you're likeable, but, the confidentiality of investigations. 1002 01:01:58,404 --> 01:02:01,703 Anyway, since I'm fine with you, I too am a cultured man, 1003 01:02:01,763 --> 01:02:03,087 while chatting... 1004 01:02:03,147 --> 01:02:07,174 Tonight we dine together, my treat! - No, I won't allow. - OK, your treat! 1005 01:02:08,481 --> 01:02:11,617 Addolorata? - Yes. - Is there some Marsala left? 1006 01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:14,019 Sure! I'm coming! Here it is. 1007 01:02:14,536 --> 01:02:17,663 I brought you some cookies. I made them myself. 1008 01:02:17,787 --> 01:02:21,799 Thanks. - You're welcome. - Vintage year 1964. Good! 1009 01:02:22,747 --> 01:02:26,537 Well, the little sisters treat you well, huh? - Well, all in all... 1010 01:02:26,597 --> 01:02:30,979 Let's say they love me, so I'm like the hotel's mascot. - Commissioner? - What? 1011 01:02:31,039 --> 01:02:33,132 You with the sisters...huh? 1012 01:02:33,570 --> 01:02:34,860 Ragusa, please! 1013 01:02:34,920 --> 01:02:39,519 Come on! Lobsters, cookies, Marsala... I grasp these things on the fly. 1014 01:02:39,579 --> 01:02:42,829 I've held the g๏ฟฝssip column for years. - Which column? 1015 01:02:42,935 --> 01:02:44,815 The g๏ฟฝssip column, right? 1016 01:02:44,988 --> 01:02:47,167 But you, are you really from Turin? 1017 01:02:47,227 --> 01:02:49,077 No, not exactly from Turin. 1018 01:02:49,143 --> 01:02:51,493 I was born in Polignano a Mare, Bari. 1019 01:02:51,553 --> 01:02:53,985 Oh! I heard "g๏ฟฝssip", and the like... 1020 01:02:54,408 --> 01:02:56,866 But inside I feel like a Piedmontese. - I see. 1021 01:02:56,926 --> 01:03:01,338 Excuse me. I take a toothpick, because I have sparse teeth. 1022 01:03:01,833 --> 01:03:03,819 You know how they say in Spain? - No. 1023 01:03:03,879 --> 01:03:06,038 "Sparse teeth, lucky beneath" 1024 01:03:07,593 --> 01:03:10,643 Excuse me a question...a bit delicate. - Go ahead. 1025 01:03:10,993 --> 01:03:12,893 How did the mishap happen? 1026 01:03:13,638 --> 01:03:15,550 Which mishap? - Your foot. 1027 01:03:15,895 --> 01:03:17,872 Oh! That's not a mishap! 1028 01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:22,140 It's a family foot, everyone has it at home: my father, my uncle, my grandpa. 1029 01:03:22,200 --> 01:03:25,445 It's the so-called "equine foot". Like horses, right? 1030 01:03:27,867 --> 01:03:30,939 Listen... Damn! I always feel like saying "thou". 1031 01:03:30,999 --> 01:03:34,047 Obviously I deem you a friend! Let's thou each other! 1032 01:03:34,107 --> 01:03:37,000 Shall we thou? - Sure! Vituccio! - Natalino. 1033 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,750 I wanted to ask another thing: but you've always galloped...? 1034 01:03:41,104 --> 01:03:44,007 Sorry. You've always worked here, in Sicily? 1035 01:03:44,067 --> 01:03:46,887 You've touched a sore spot, dear Natalino. 1036 01:03:47,064 --> 01:03:49,374 My life is like a Jack London novel, 1037 01:03:49,434 --> 01:03:52,026 where the protagonist finds gold in Klondike, 1038 01:03:52,086 --> 01:03:54,647 then goes to California loses all, becomes a banker, 1039 01:03:54,707 --> 01:03:58,026 falls in love with the wrong gal and goes back to grow lettuce. 1040 01:03:58,086 --> 01:04:00,571 I didn't see this film. When was it showed? 1041 01:04:00,631 --> 01:04:04,887 It's not a film: everything took place between Catanzaro, Reggio and Trapani. 1042 01:04:04,947 --> 01:04:07,859 I was abroad just once, in Portugal. 1043 01:04:07,987 --> 01:04:09,943 Lisbon? - No. Fatima. 1044 01:04:10,347 --> 01:04:13,076 A pilgrimage with the parish, to the sanctuary. 1045 01:04:13,136 --> 01:04:15,555 A wonderful thing. 80 hrs by coach. 1046 01:04:15,738 --> 01:04:18,544 That was the top. The rest was mediocrity. 1047 01:04:18,667 --> 01:04:20,897 I still haven't found my ace up the sleeve! 1048 01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:23,677 What say. Even with me, life hasn't been generous. 1049 01:04:23,737 --> 01:04:26,709 I always dreamed of being Commissioner in Milan, 1050 01:04:26,769 --> 01:04:29,590 but I never went beyond Rome. From Rome upwards, never. 1051 01:04:29,650 --> 01:04:31,664 A crap of life, if you will. 1052 01:04:31,724 --> 01:04:32,931 You married? 1053 01:04:33,712 --> 01:04:36,029 No. I am a lone wolf. 1054 01:04:36,788 --> 01:04:40,087 And you, are you married? - No. Single, alone, free. 1055 01:04:40,147 --> 01:04:42,421 As the Americans say. You kidding? 1056 01:04:42,481 --> 01:04:45,428 No, once, I was about to fall for it, in Paris, 1057 01:04:45,610 --> 01:04:46,940 in 1965. 1058 01:04:47,637 --> 01:04:49,936 A wonderful woman, different... 1059 01:04:51,467 --> 01:04:53,506 Interesting...interesting. 1060 01:04:53,767 --> 01:04:55,631 But, you too were different! 1061 01:04:55,770 --> 01:04:57,199 Were you a singer? 1062 01:04:57,337 --> 01:05:01,959 No, at all. It was fashionable then to have a tuft Elvis style. 1063 01:05:02,836 --> 01:05:04,344 Paris...Lovely. 1064 01:05:08,387 --> 01:05:10,139 Natale, but you're crying! 1065 01:05:11,536 --> 01:05:12,876 You are crying. 1066 01:05:13,368 --> 01:05:15,542 No, I've got a hay fever. 1067 01:05:17,162 --> 01:05:20,661 But there's no hay on this island. - But there's fever! 1068 01:05:22,137 --> 01:05:23,660 Look here. - Eh. 1069 01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:28,704 Her name was Raffaella, daughter of a gynaecologist. 1070 01:05:28,764 --> 01:05:30,857 A cultured girl, intellectual, femminist, 1071 01:05:30,917 --> 01:05:32,793 with an ass to make you dizzy. 1072 01:05:32,853 --> 01:05:34,543 I was about to marry her. 1073 01:05:34,603 --> 01:05:39,103 Going to the altar she stops and says: Sorry, I changed my mind. I won't marry. 1074 01:05:39,166 --> 01:05:42,127 And she leaves. And that's where my wedding ended. 1075 01:05:42,348 --> 01:05:44,912 How many meters were you from the altar? 1076 01:05:45,090 --> 01:05:46,984 Well, we were on our way to it. 1077 01:05:47,044 --> 01:05:48,544 I mean, was it near? 1078 01:05:49,427 --> 01:05:51,897 Half the aisle. But why do you ask? 1079 01:05:52,047 --> 01:05:55,626 A professional bias. I always like to know the details. 1080 01:05:55,865 --> 01:05:58,847 A toast to love? - A toast to love? - To Babette! 1081 01:05:58,907 --> 01:06:00,135 To Raffaella! 1082 01:06:01,554 --> 01:06:03,527 I propose another toast. - Again! 1083 01:06:03,587 --> 01:06:05,913 I toast to the happy conclusion of our giallo. 1084 01:06:05,973 --> 01:06:10,323 The Commissioner finds the killer and gets promoted to Milan! - I like that. 1085 01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:13,907 I propose another toast. 1086 01:06:14,145 --> 01:06:17,287 To Vituccio Ragusa, who does a sensational scoop, 1087 01:06:17,347 --> 01:06:19,747 and gets close friend with Enzo Biagi! 1088 01:06:22,587 --> 01:06:25,607 But now I have to go. - Fuck, this thing is strong! 1089 01:06:25,667 --> 01:06:27,650 It's good, strong. Strong but good! 1090 01:06:27,710 --> 01:06:31,612 I need to go because I'm in Trapani tomorrow. I too am on a track. 1091 01:06:31,672 --> 01:06:32,821 Which one? 1092 01:06:32,881 --> 01:06:36,070 You're teaching me that if you want to find the culprit 1093 01:06:36,130 --> 01:06:40,139 you have to know the victim first. - I don't get it. - You will. 1094 01:06:40,667 --> 01:06:44,904 Good night, my friend! And thanks for the delicious dinner! 1095 01:06:45,797 --> 01:06:47,262 Good night, Vito! 1096 01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:52,906 Poor thing! 1097 01:06:54,242 --> 01:06:55,264 Babette. 1098 01:07:00,038 --> 01:07:04,220 So, Commissioner, should I serve the brew here 1099 01:07:04,627 --> 01:07:06,327 or take it to your bed? 1100 01:07:06,387 --> 01:07:10,285 No, thanks, Addolorata. Better not. I've drunk too much Marsala. 1101 01:07:10,345 --> 01:07:11,381 Pity. 1102 01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:16,423 What a good perfume! What is? - It's a French perfume. 1103 01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,857 It's called Vertige. 1104 01:07:21,067 --> 01:07:23,456 Pleasant! Vertige... 1105 01:07:25,627 --> 01:07:26,748 Vertige... 1106 01:07:27,068 --> 01:07:28,224 of fish. 1107 01:07:29,869 --> 01:07:31,007 Addolorata? 1108 01:07:32,914 --> 01:07:35,545 I was thinking...that thing, the brew... 1109 01:07:36,316 --> 01:07:37,327 maybe... 1110 01:07:37,898 --> 01:07:39,520 bring it to me in bed. 1111 01:07:41,316 --> 01:07:42,586 Yes... 1112 01:07:46,424 --> 01:07:48,741 Great news! Trapani FC buys Maradona! 1113 01:07:48,801 --> 01:07:50,651 Wait till you hear my news! 1114 01:07:51,227 --> 01:07:52,455 Maradona? 1115 01:07:53,871 --> 01:07:57,859 Ragusa, just on the eve of Ferragosto you had to break our balls? 1116 01:07:57,919 --> 01:08:00,874 For us journalists there's no Easter, Christmas nor Ferragosto. 1117 01:08:00,934 --> 01:08:03,970 We're always in the trenches, as said Ernesto! 1118 01:08:04,483 --> 01:08:06,935 Hemingway! Do you know what a scoop is? 1119 01:08:06,995 --> 01:08:11,569 One of those news that then make seize the newspaper. Here, this is '82. 1120 01:08:11,733 --> 01:08:15,367 I marked the day that interests you, and these are the photos. 1121 01:08:15,427 --> 01:08:16,606 Here she is! 1122 01:08:16,870 --> 01:08:20,103 The new Miss Trinacria elected last night in Polipo d'Argento. 1123 01:08:20,227 --> 01:08:22,616 Quite a babe, she is. - She was! 1124 01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:26,917 This is the girl brutally murdered on the island of Favignana. 1125 01:08:27,787 --> 01:08:32,477 Wilma Cerulli is a fake name. The girl's name is Maria Papetti. 1126 01:08:43,027 --> 01:08:45,780 Papetti Maria? - Do you know her? - No. 1127 01:08:45,907 --> 01:08:47,238 Papetti Maria... 1128 01:08:47,866 --> 01:08:50,081 What are you doing? - Verbalizing! 1129 01:08:50,141 --> 01:08:52,410 And who told you to verbalize? 1130 01:08:54,827 --> 01:08:57,794 Sorry. - I remembered having seen her somewhere, 1131 01:08:57,854 --> 01:08:59,779 and indeed I had seen her! 1132 01:09:00,027 --> 01:09:02,463 Maria Papetti had frequented Trapani. 1133 01:09:02,523 --> 01:09:04,647 We're talking of some time ago. 1134 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:07,786 She even tried the climb to success, a local TV station. 1135 01:09:07,846 --> 01:09:09,953 She hosted a show on Sicilian wines. 1136 01:09:10,013 --> 01:09:13,785 The title was "It isn't corked!" - It isn't, yes. - You saw it? - No. 1137 01:09:13,845 --> 01:09:17,098 A disaster! So she began to perform in striptease. 1138 01:09:17,158 --> 01:09:19,986 She worked in a very exclusive club, The Mocambo. 1139 01:09:20,046 --> 01:09:21,781 Mocambo... - Mocambo. 1140 01:09:22,371 --> 01:09:27,884 Gridelli, please, this tick-tick-tick is drilling my head ! Fuck! 1141 01:09:28,907 --> 01:09:31,527 Type faster, or don't type! Go away, it's best! 1142 01:09:31,587 --> 01:09:34,420 Tick-tick-tick! Go on, go on. 1143 01:09:34,543 --> 01:09:37,955 Then she became the lover of a very rich man, very high up. 1144 01:09:38,015 --> 01:09:39,367 I don't recall his name. 1145 01:09:39,427 --> 01:09:43,261 It was a complicated, long name. Fri... Fri... Fri... 1146 01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:45,087 Frico? - That's right! 1147 01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:48,981 Baron Frico. - Do you know him? - Yes, I know him. 1148 01:09:52,935 --> 01:09:55,820 My commander would like to speak with your boss. 1149 01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:59,007 The Baron's not here. He's hunting for wild rabbit today. 1150 01:09:59,067 --> 01:10:02,722 On the mountain, St Catherine, find him you can. - Thanks. 1151 01:10:03,427 --> 01:10:06,607 Commissioner, the Baron is hunting, at Saint Catherine. 1152 01:10:06,667 --> 01:10:08,230 What an ugly face! 1153 01:10:39,347 --> 01:10:40,700 There he is! 1154 01:11:00,112 --> 01:11:03,129 The Baron, waiting is. - And I, going am. 1155 01:11:05,987 --> 01:11:08,667 Who's playing the violin? - The Baron. 1156 01:11:11,747 --> 01:11:14,784 What are you doing with that violin? - I've put everything in it. 1157 01:11:14,844 --> 01:11:18,058 Keep it in mind if something happens to me. Remember! 1158 01:11:21,447 --> 01:11:23,504 Take off you hat! - Hey! 1159 01:11:23,564 --> 01:11:27,127 Watch your mouth, you know? No one ever told me "take off your hat"! 1160 01:11:27,187 --> 01:11:31,153 I take it off if I want to. If I don't, I won't! Got it? Boor! 1161 01:11:31,799 --> 01:11:33,300 I take it off. 1162 01:11:34,083 --> 01:11:37,458 Baron, the Commissioner is here. - Take it, asshole. 1163 01:11:38,886 --> 01:11:42,826 Dearest Commissioner! - Baron... - What brings you here? 1164 01:11:42,947 --> 01:11:46,622 So. Just visiting. I didn't know you played violin. 1165 01:11:47,706 --> 01:11:52,006 Let's rather say I torture the violin! But, see, music relaxes me. 1166 01:11:52,066 --> 01:11:54,848 May I offer you a glass of Marsala? 1167 01:11:54,908 --> 01:11:56,785 No, thanks, I never drink on duty. 1168 01:11:56,845 --> 01:12:00,614 Then accept at least a good cigar! These are genuine Havana. 1169 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,390 Thank you! 1170 01:12:06,265 --> 01:12:07,567 Good old stuff! 1171 01:12:08,947 --> 01:12:12,735 Dear Baron, should I consider this as a indemnity? - For what? 1172 01:12:12,914 --> 01:12:16,837 Baron, you surprise me! Really you don't know the mishap 1173 01:12:16,897 --> 01:12:20,097 to my cigar this morning in your game reserve? - No! 1174 01:12:20,157 --> 01:12:22,157 What happened? - To the cigar? 1175 01:12:23,547 --> 01:12:24,621 Shattered. 1176 01:12:24,787 --> 01:12:27,487 But not by a hand. A rifle shot! - Shit! 1177 01:12:27,625 --> 01:12:30,700 Shit, if you allow, I say it. They nearly killed me! 1178 01:12:30,760 --> 01:12:33,626 But you tell me if you knew a certain Wilma Cerulli. 1179 01:12:33,686 --> 01:12:36,898 Wilma Cerulli? I don't think so, I don't remember. 1180 01:12:37,067 --> 01:12:40,298 And Maria Papetti? - Oh, her, yes. But many years ago! 1181 01:12:40,358 --> 01:12:41,860 Four, to be precise. 1182 01:12:42,227 --> 01:12:45,864 A gorgeous girl who performed striptease at the Mocambo. 1183 01:12:47,067 --> 01:12:49,868 Baron, Wilma and Maria are the same person. 1184 01:12:50,254 --> 01:12:53,345 And this person was killed under mysterious circumstances. 1185 01:12:53,405 --> 01:12:55,582 Tell me where you were the night of the crime! 1186 01:12:55,642 --> 01:12:58,687 I don't know, I don't remember, so many days have passed. 1187 01:12:58,747 --> 01:13:00,458 Give me that violin. - Why? 1188 01:13:00,518 --> 01:13:02,100 Give me that violin! 1189 01:13:03,867 --> 01:13:06,617 But why? What you want to do with my violin? 1190 01:13:09,810 --> 01:13:14,778 But what have you done, Commissioner? Are you crazy? A museum piece! 1191 01:13:14,907 --> 01:13:17,867 A Stradivarius worth 800 millions! 1192 01:13:18,147 --> 01:13:20,536 I don't give a damn! It could be worth a billion! 1193 01:13:20,833 --> 01:13:22,452 800 millions? Shit! 1194 01:13:22,766 --> 01:13:26,014 When I get mad I can't understand a thing! Alright? 1195 01:13:29,252 --> 01:13:31,056 Baron Frico has an alibi. 1196 01:13:31,219 --> 01:13:34,966 I looked carefully into the violin, a Stradivarius worth 800 million, 1197 01:13:35,026 --> 01:13:36,232 there was nothing. 1198 01:13:36,292 --> 01:13:38,142 Were you looking for drug? 1199 01:13:38,596 --> 01:13:39,632 Natale, 1200 01:13:39,984 --> 01:13:43,391 I bet you're thinking exactly what I'm thinking. 1201 01:13:43,815 --> 01:13:44,837 No? 1202 01:13:45,310 --> 01:13:46,419 I think so. 1203 01:13:46,833 --> 01:13:49,133 And I wonder how you did understand. 1204 01:13:49,705 --> 01:13:51,805 Let's hear, what I was thinking? 1205 01:13:51,867 --> 01:13:54,569 That someone has tried to hush you! 1206 01:13:56,107 --> 01:13:59,757 After all, we're in Sicily. And, in Sicily, there is the ma... 1207 01:14:01,467 --> 01:14:03,061 The ma...? - Malmsey? 1208 01:14:03,958 --> 01:14:05,031 The Mafia! 1209 01:14:05,860 --> 01:14:09,276 Sure, I know, Mafia is a big word, a word that causes fear. 1210 01:14:09,336 --> 01:14:13,447 But sure you're not a guy who yields in the face of these intimidations. 1211 01:14:14,279 --> 01:14:18,007 You know how I thought to entitle the article, tomorrow? - No. 1212 01:14:18,112 --> 01:14:20,217 "Lo Gatto is a wild beast!". 1213 01:14:23,227 --> 01:14:24,190 You like? 1214 01:14:25,463 --> 01:14:26,565 Nice. 1215 01:14:28,100 --> 01:14:29,550 Listen, Vituccio... 1216 01:14:29,670 --> 01:14:34,139 you who know Sicily very well now, you're a connoisseur of Trinacria, 1217 01:14:34,525 --> 01:14:36,632 what do you recommend I do? 1218 01:14:37,775 --> 01:14:39,020 Natalino. 1219 01:14:40,307 --> 01:14:42,257 This calls for strong action. 1220 01:14:42,430 --> 01:14:43,680 I don't get it. 1221 01:14:44,996 --> 01:14:46,314 It takes a blitz. 1222 01:14:46,374 --> 01:14:47,519 I don't grasp. 1223 01:14:47,579 --> 01:14:48,715 A blitz! 1224 01:15:11,382 --> 01:15:14,179 All this noise! Why not put a rubber sole? 1225 01:15:15,699 --> 01:15:18,502 I do, ring? - No! Now we make a phone call! 1226 01:15:18,562 --> 01:15:21,812 We're here for a blitz. Want to join? Take off, idiot! 1227 01:15:28,794 --> 01:15:31,088 Nobody move! Freeze! Hands up! 1228 01:15:35,707 --> 01:15:37,319 There's nobody here. 1229 01:15:39,304 --> 01:15:41,183 What is this mess? 1230 01:15:42,012 --> 01:15:44,904 How dare you to shoot in my house? 1231 01:15:45,418 --> 01:15:48,123 Baron Fric๏ฟฝ, you're under arrest. - Me!? 1232 01:15:48,183 --> 01:15:51,737 For complicity in the Cerulli murder, and Mafia conspiracy. 1233 01:15:51,868 --> 01:15:53,105 Mafioso? 1234 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:55,257 Here is the Commissioner! 1235 01:15:55,450 --> 01:15:59,247 Thank you! - You're like Petrosino, now! I made you become a legend! 1236 01:15:59,307 --> 01:16:01,502 Look. "Lo Gatto challenges La Piovra". 1237 01:16:01,562 --> 01:16:04,762 A nice photo, Commissioner? - I go here, OK? - Ready? 1238 01:16:04,928 --> 01:16:06,017 Wait! 1239 01:16:06,239 --> 01:16:07,972 Say cheese! Done! 1240 01:16:08,032 --> 01:16:11,162 Another one? - Gridelli, not so intimate! - Done! 1241 01:16:11,222 --> 01:16:13,460 Commissioner Lo Gatto? - It's me. 1242 01:16:16,427 --> 01:16:20,056 I am the Deputy Public Prosecutor, Michele La Volpe. 1243 01:16:20,116 --> 01:16:21,616 Lo Gatto, nice to... 1244 01:16:21,806 --> 01:16:22,808 La Volpe? 1245 01:16:24,747 --> 01:16:29,063 Here comes our Annunziata, with the peppered mussels of Favignana. 1246 01:16:30,875 --> 01:16:32,050 Bon appetit! 1247 01:16:32,867 --> 01:16:36,150 Dear Lo Gatto, I was staying so well in Taormina... 1248 01:16:36,387 --> 01:16:39,092 Blitzes shouldn't be done at Ferragosto! 1249 01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:43,026 Dear La Volpe, we don't look at season, when is cause to force majeure! 1250 01:16:43,086 --> 01:16:45,380 And also Ferragosto is cause to force majeure! 1251 01:16:45,440 --> 01:16:48,463 I know, but this time I believe I hit the jackpot, judge. 1252 01:16:48,523 --> 01:16:51,140 Have you read the newspapers? - I have. 1253 01:16:51,704 --> 01:16:53,108 What's this stuff? 1254 01:16:53,301 --> 01:16:55,867 Mussels of Favignana. Aren't they good? 1255 01:16:56,107 --> 01:16:59,307 No, this story about mafia. - What proof do you have? 1256 01:16:59,427 --> 01:17:02,178 I have none, but I have strong suspicions. 1257 01:17:02,665 --> 01:17:06,063 And you unleash the press, arresting a Baron and a coloured worker, 1258 01:17:06,123 --> 01:17:09,207 only on suspicions? - But the anti-mafia law agrees with me, 1259 01:17:09,267 --> 01:17:12,854 since it says that even a suspicion may be sufficient evidence. 1260 01:17:12,914 --> 01:17:16,177 Where's that worker from? - Saint-Juan de la Martinique. 1261 01:17:16,406 --> 01:17:20,580 And have you ever heard of Martiniquan mafiosi? - No. 1262 01:17:21,634 --> 01:17:22,781 So then? 1263 01:17:23,947 --> 01:17:26,747 But hey, who the hell killed her, this Wilma? 1264 01:17:26,807 --> 01:17:29,937 Prosecutor La Volpe, I summoned all the suspects. 1265 01:17:30,184 --> 01:17:34,260 In an hour, the truth will be known. - In an hour. 1266 01:17:34,728 --> 01:17:38,717 Ladies, Gentlemen, Prosecutor. I've summoned you here 1267 01:17:39,347 --> 01:17:43,465 to let you know the path that led me to discover the murderer, 1268 01:17:43,587 --> 01:17:45,808 or murderess, of Wilma Cerulli. 1269 01:17:45,987 --> 01:17:49,208 At first, my suspicions fell on architect Arcuni 1270 01:17:49,323 --> 01:17:52,727 Wilma's steady companion, the only one who is not here, 1271 01:17:52,787 --> 01:17:55,058 I'd accused him, but... - Unjustly. 1272 01:17:55,369 --> 01:17:58,043 And you know what saved him? This button. 1273 01:17:58,467 --> 01:18:00,025 Button for overcoat. 1274 01:18:00,236 --> 01:18:02,822 Overcoat! Later I explain why. 1275 01:18:03,811 --> 01:18:07,785 Then I thought of Dr Pedretti, odontologist, from Bolzano, 1276 01:18:07,907 --> 01:18:09,802 naturist, known as Bazooka, 1277 01:18:10,155 --> 01:18:14,287 who had shouted that night, while dancing with Wilma, he shouted: 1278 01:18:14,347 --> 01:18:17,727 Some day I'll kill you! I'll kill you! 1279 01:18:17,787 --> 01:18:20,585 Too easy, judge! So, at that point, 1280 01:18:20,907 --> 01:18:24,703 increasingly took shape in me the hypothesis of a crime of passion. 1281 01:18:24,763 --> 01:18:26,098 Me? - No. 1282 01:18:26,603 --> 01:18:27,743 Too easy! 1283 01:18:28,107 --> 01:18:30,302 A crime of passion. Yes! 1284 01:18:30,787 --> 01:18:34,687 And for few hours the protagonists became these 2 beautiful ladies. 1285 01:18:34,787 --> 01:18:36,139 Thank you. - Intriguing, 1286 01:18:36,534 --> 01:18:38,806 scathing, liars, 1287 01:18:39,358 --> 01:18:42,476 belonging to a Milanese milieu where 1288 01:18:42,931 --> 01:18:47,364 there's an odd sense of morality, and an odd morality of the senses! - Bravo! 1289 01:18:47,962 --> 01:18:50,546 Bravo! Not very clear, but effective! 1290 01:18:50,697 --> 01:18:54,543 But sadly, even this time... - ...wrong I was! - I admit it. 1291 01:18:54,827 --> 01:18:57,500 And what saved these 2 beautiful ladies? 1292 01:18:58,587 --> 01:19:01,326 These strawberry-coloured panties. 1293 01:19:01,529 --> 01:19:04,386 Are they yours? - Later you'll understand. 1294 01:19:05,020 --> 01:19:07,132 Now we come to this young gent, 1295 01:19:07,202 --> 01:19:10,302 athletic, a bit thief and a bit scoundrel, 1296 01:19:10,516 --> 01:19:12,580 entertainer by day, lover by night, 1297 01:19:12,640 --> 01:19:16,599 he could be the murderer, but he's not, judge! What did save him? 1298 01:19:18,284 --> 01:19:21,253 This harmonica! And later you'll understand. 1299 01:19:25,867 --> 01:19:29,742 Hey! Send him out, Gridelli! Where does he think he is? 1300 01:19:29,802 --> 01:19:32,963 Let's go. - I need to test the mike. - Later, go! 1301 01:19:34,677 --> 01:19:36,441 Executed, Commissioner. 1302 01:19:36,747 --> 01:19:40,245 But finally some light begins to filter in this mystery. 1303 01:19:40,305 --> 01:19:42,371 At about 25 meters on the seabed, 1304 01:19:42,431 --> 01:19:45,595 is found by a diver the severed head of Cerulli Wilma! 1305 01:19:45,655 --> 01:19:47,314 Gridelli, the head! 1306 01:19:49,818 --> 01:19:51,161 Et voil๏ฟฝ! 1307 01:19:51,848 --> 01:19:53,155 A toy head. 1308 01:19:54,107 --> 01:19:56,701 A macabre mistake that led me astray. 1309 01:19:57,184 --> 01:19:59,780 But then things start to get heavy, sir. 1310 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:04,245 The local Gattopardo, Baron Fric๏ฟฝ, tries to get me kill by his Mafioso servant. 1311 01:20:04,305 --> 01:20:07,527 And the riddles in my brain overlap one after another. 1312 01:20:07,587 --> 01:20:08,649 Mafia! 1313 01:20:08,805 --> 01:20:09,880 Drugs! 1314 01:20:10,224 --> 01:20:13,025 Kidnapping! Organized crime! 1315 01:20:13,630 --> 01:20:16,790 I know, it's complicated but, I'll try to summarize. 1316 01:20:17,050 --> 01:20:20,157 A fine August morning, lands on the island of Favignana 1317 01:20:20,217 --> 01:20:24,892 a stunning red-haired woman, accompanied by...a half...a half-man. 1318 01:20:26,987 --> 01:20:30,087 Is the same person that after three days is murd... 1319 01:20:33,187 --> 01:20:38,136 Is the same person that after three days is murd...murd...ed... 1320 01:20:38,196 --> 01:20:40,861 is murd...ered? This is the question mark! 1321 01:20:40,987 --> 01:20:42,864 Wilma Cerulli, was murdered? 1322 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,697 That is, is murdered, her? 1323 01:20:45,850 --> 01:20:48,865 And the answer is no, folks! Because Wilma Cerulli is here! 1324 01:20:48,925 --> 01:20:51,825 Alive, kicking! 'Geez! She's here! Here she is! 1325 01:20:54,427 --> 01:20:57,544 Mr Lo Gatto, here we are, safe and sound. 1326 01:20:58,554 --> 01:21:02,865 But you weren't dead? - Dead, I? Up yours! Don't you see I'm alive? 1327 01:21:03,331 --> 01:21:07,687 Newspapers, mafia... Are you crazy? But mind you that I will ruin you all! 1328 01:21:07,747 --> 01:21:09,607 Calm down, Miss. - Who are you? 1329 01:21:09,667 --> 01:21:12,053 I am the Deputy Public Prosecutor. 1330 01:21:12,113 --> 01:21:15,487 If you were the Minister of lnterior, I couldn't care less! 1331 01:21:15,547 --> 01:21:18,152 If you knew in what a mess you committed yourselves! 1332 01:21:18,212 --> 01:21:19,945 Another photo, Wilma! 1333 01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:22,555 Commissioner, but you knew she was alive? 1334 01:21:23,067 --> 01:21:26,990 Geez, didn't I know? - How did you do? - Nose, Gridelli, nose! 1335 01:21:27,164 --> 01:21:29,382 Miss Wilma, we need to talk you and me! 1336 01:21:29,442 --> 01:21:32,207 Agent, will you remove these bracelets? 1337 01:21:32,267 --> 01:21:36,671 I must have forgotten the keys in a drawer at the precinct. - What brain! 1338 01:21:41,968 --> 01:21:46,211 La Volpe, do you have something to say to the press? - No comment! 1339 01:21:46,271 --> 01:21:49,658 Miss Wilma, to our readers you're something more than just news. 1340 01:21:49,718 --> 01:21:51,265 Tell us what happened. 1341 01:21:51,325 --> 01:21:52,505 No comment! 1342 01:21:52,565 --> 01:21:55,910 Allow me to insist. - Ragusa! Excuse him, miss. 1343 01:21:55,970 --> 01:21:59,319 If two people say "no comment", it is "no comment", huh? 1344 01:21:59,379 --> 01:22:01,661 Well, goodbye. - Goodbye, Miss. 1345 01:22:01,721 --> 01:22:04,121 Consider me a friend always available. 1346 01:22:04,707 --> 01:22:08,441 Available for anything you might need. You too, my regards. - Let's go. 1347 01:22:08,501 --> 01:22:10,153 Goodbye, architect. 1348 01:22:12,711 --> 01:22:13,941 Ragusa! 1349 01:22:14,616 --> 01:22:17,607 Remember me, Miss. Commissioner Natale Lo Gatto. 1350 01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:20,739 Lo Gatto Natale. All the best! 1351 01:22:21,347 --> 01:22:24,287 Always available, night and day, for anything! 1352 01:22:24,615 --> 01:22:27,346 Regards! Have a safe journey! 1353 01:22:28,879 --> 01:22:30,608 Don't forget me, dear! 1354 01:22:31,766 --> 01:22:32,901 Natale. 1355 01:22:32,961 --> 01:22:36,555 In name of our old friendship, if you leave me now, you stab me in the back. 1356 01:22:36,615 --> 01:22:39,828 Ragu', in name of our old friendship, if I speak now, I stab my balls! 1357 01:22:39,888 --> 01:22:42,255 Try to forget this thing. - I can't. 1358 01:22:42,315 --> 01:22:46,465 Because I smell a bombshell news! - The news there is, Ragusa, there is! 1359 01:22:46,619 --> 01:22:50,310 If I speak, in 2 days you become the editor of Corriere della Sera. 1360 01:22:52,202 --> 01:22:53,513 So, speak! 1361 01:22:54,304 --> 01:22:55,549 Commissioner, 1362 01:22:55,609 --> 01:22:59,032 you know I'm a grown man who goes about his business. 1363 01:22:59,387 --> 01:23:02,327 You gotta tell me what happened to the dead killed 1364 01:23:02,387 --> 01:23:04,295 who then all of a sudden is risen! 1365 01:23:04,355 --> 01:23:07,403 Armandino, from tomorrow I switch to the electric razor, OK? 1366 01:23:07,463 --> 01:23:09,734 Commissioner, the cloth! - Here! 1367 01:23:10,233 --> 01:23:11,333 And the rub? 1368 01:23:11,435 --> 01:23:13,860 Rub yourself, and you know where! 1369 01:23:16,195 --> 01:23:19,927 Seems they spread the word! All over me, all want to know, 1370 01:23:19,987 --> 01:23:21,864 like damn ticks! 1371 01:23:22,787 --> 01:23:24,971 Why are you so nervous today? 1372 01:23:25,031 --> 01:23:27,684 Who says I'm nervous? You too now, Gridelli? 1373 01:23:27,744 --> 01:23:32,408 Everybody's talking, wants to know. To know what? I'm so quiet, minding my own! 1374 01:23:32,468 --> 01:23:35,042 Mind you, it's a stamp! - I know! 1375 01:23:36,284 --> 01:23:39,767 Then, I don't want to smoke anymore, OK? What's up? What's up? 1376 01:23:39,827 --> 01:23:43,527 Commissioner, I'm not a scandalmonger from Romagna, a gossiper. 1377 01:23:43,698 --> 01:23:47,511 Confide with me. Don't keep everything inside, confess! 1378 01:23:47,571 --> 01:23:51,298 And I confess to you? Idiot! "Confessing with someone is good!" 1379 01:23:51,358 --> 01:23:52,487 Confessing! 1380 01:23:56,547 --> 01:23:59,224 I'm going. - Where to? - I'm not telling. 1381 01:24:03,720 --> 01:24:07,087 Now you understand, don Giacomo, more than a confession, 1382 01:24:07,147 --> 01:24:09,076 this is a confidence to a friend! 1383 01:24:09,136 --> 01:24:13,095 I must talk, I must confide with someone! The matter is too important! 1384 01:24:13,227 --> 01:24:16,367 Hey, beware, you won't go around to... - Oh no! - Well... 1385 01:24:16,427 --> 01:24:19,043 So, I'll explain the situation from the start. The summary. 1386 01:24:19,103 --> 01:24:22,321 Who is this Wilma Cerulli? Wilma is a fledgling starlet, 1387 01:24:22,529 --> 01:24:26,093 friend of a big shot, who recommends her to RAI 1388 01:24:26,153 --> 01:24:28,385 to do a television drama, a thriller. 1389 01:24:28,445 --> 01:24:29,823 So far, so good. 1390 01:24:29,987 --> 01:24:33,990 At one point, when I find the damn tape, on which... 1391 01:24:34,250 --> 01:24:37,727 on the tape, then, there was the crime told word by word! 1392 01:24:37,787 --> 01:24:40,725 I thought of a crime, whoever would have thought! But no! 1393 01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:43,264 It was the scene from that TV drama 1394 01:24:43,387 --> 01:24:47,615 that the girl had to learn by heart. Then suddenly Wilma disappears. 1395 01:24:47,785 --> 01:24:51,257 So I, as anyone in my place, finding blood in the room, 1396 01:24:51,317 --> 01:24:55,067 I think of a crime, of passion at least. But no. Why disappears? 1397 01:24:55,147 --> 01:24:58,105 Because she was picked up by a sailor that night! 1398 01:24:58,528 --> 01:25:00,229 To take her on board! 1399 01:25:01,140 --> 01:25:04,047 At one point, the room flooded with blood... 1400 01:25:04,274 --> 01:25:06,212 Did I say there was plenty of blood? 1401 01:25:06,272 --> 01:25:10,046 Did I? Hey! I'm talking to you! Did I tell you about the blood? 1402 01:25:10,106 --> 01:25:14,977 What was it? It was tunny's blood. - Bunny? - Tunny, the fish! 1403 01:25:15,037 --> 01:25:19,654 The big shot had bought it, and the two had prepared it to take it on board. 1404 01:25:20,016 --> 01:25:23,866 Where they would gobble it merrily with all friends of the cruise. 1405 01:25:24,045 --> 01:25:27,969 At some point, the girl returns, and I nearly get a stroke! 1406 01:25:28,630 --> 01:25:32,141 When she came back, I questioned the girl as everyone else. 1407 01:25:32,201 --> 01:25:35,367 I said: "Sorry, where were you the night of the crime?" 1408 01:25:35,427 --> 01:25:38,013 And, in the most candid way, she says: 1409 01:25:38,507 --> 01:25:41,398 I was on cruise on a Navy ship. - Huh? 1410 01:25:42,394 --> 01:25:44,868 In the company of the Prime Minister. 1411 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:49,868 So you see, Don Giacomo, in what kind of mess too big for me I committed myself? 1412 01:25:49,928 --> 01:25:52,392 I'm sweating at the mere idea. In short, 1413 01:25:52,452 --> 01:25:56,625 I was going to badmouth the prime minister, in such a political moment, 1414 01:25:56,685 --> 01:25:58,796 during his escapade of Ferragosto! 1415 01:25:58,856 --> 01:26:01,967 It's not that you were going to! You badmouthed him alright! 1416 01:26:02,027 --> 01:26:03,506 Fuck, what a news! 1417 01:26:03,947 --> 01:26:06,415 A bombshell! - You! - Thanks, Commissioner! 1418 01:26:06,475 --> 01:26:09,811 This time I'll win the Pulitzer Prize! - Good Heavens! 1419 01:26:10,760 --> 01:26:14,177 So? - Wait! - Our Commissioner wants to confess? 1420 01:26:14,307 --> 01:26:16,025 Good, be my guest! 1421 01:26:16,827 --> 01:26:18,180 Let's hear him! 1422 01:26:19,546 --> 01:26:20,822 Vituccio! 1423 01:26:22,208 --> 01:26:24,608 That goddamn journalist had ruined me. 1424 01:26:24,668 --> 01:26:27,015 The bombshell news toppled the Government, 1425 01:26:27,075 --> 01:26:30,559 Christian Democrats returned to power. It was the end of my career. 1426 01:26:30,619 --> 01:26:32,305 So I thought. But ... 1427 01:26:32,693 --> 01:26:34,527 Dear Commissioner Lo Gatto, 1428 01:26:34,587 --> 01:26:39,487 you've done a great service to the State, and, in this instance, to my party. 1429 01:26:39,547 --> 01:26:43,547 The former president was hoping to stay in charge a lifetime, instead 1430 01:26:43,627 --> 01:26:47,852 has intervened an honest and courageous Commissioner: 1431 01:26:48,296 --> 01:26:49,327 you. 1432 01:26:49,588 --> 01:26:53,753 I'm sure that your loyalty to the institutions will be rewarded. 1433 01:26:53,813 --> 01:26:57,609 Do forward us a request, and we will try to fulfil it. 1434 01:26:57,947 --> 01:26:59,797 A request, Your Excellency? 1435 01:26:59,857 --> 01:27:03,351 Commissioner in Milan, is the dream of my life. - Very well. 1436 01:27:04,255 --> 01:27:07,011 The dream of my life had finally come true. 1437 01:27:07,150 --> 01:27:10,250 I was moved to Milan, and promoted deputy chief. 1438 01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:14,276 At the meeting of Heads of State of most industrialized countries, 1439 01:27:14,367 --> 01:27:17,942 I was given the most delicate task: the security. 1440 01:27:18,002 --> 01:27:19,892 Guard on the roof, hey! 1441 01:27:21,667 --> 01:27:24,767 On the air, RAI special correspondent, Vito Ragusa. 1442 01:27:24,827 --> 01:27:27,127 We see former Prime Minister Craxi, 1443 01:27:27,225 --> 01:27:29,847 who is kissing the hand of Mrs Thatcher. 1444 01:27:30,187 --> 01:27:34,683 It has thus begun today in Milan, the summit of major industrialized countries. 1445 01:27:35,089 --> 01:27:39,598 ln this splendid setting of the XIX century villa, that was dear to Manzoni, 1446 01:27:39,726 --> 01:27:43,449 will take place shortly the banquet... the business lunch, 1447 01:27:43,611 --> 01:27:47,858 that the Mayor of Milan will offer to the 7 great. But, let's go pr... 1448 01:27:48,650 --> 01:27:53,249 pry now into the tent where, in fact, the symposium will take place. 1449 01:27:53,542 --> 01:27:57,579 Here we are! The richly laid table... and this is the menu. 1450 01:27:57,787 --> 01:28:02,178 A menu that provides shrimp supreme ๏ฟฝ la sauce baign๏ฟฝre, 1451 01:28:02,525 --> 01:28:05,607 Black Forest trouts with Abruzzi strawberries, 1452 01:28:05,667 --> 01:28:09,327 kidney stuffed veal ๏ฟฝ la Pompadour, meringue pie ๏ฟฝ la UNICEF, 1453 01:28:09,471 --> 01:28:12,431 bitters, wine and coffee at will, of course. 1454 01:28:12,782 --> 01:28:14,083 Good morning! 1455 01:28:16,147 --> 01:28:17,564 Thank you! 1456 01:28:18,734 --> 01:28:21,105 Impressive the security measures. 1457 01:28:21,225 --> 01:28:24,687 Security service was entrusted to deputy chief Lo Gatto. 1458 01:28:24,747 --> 01:28:27,296 Deputy Lo Gatto, can you tell us a word? 1459 01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:30,299 Well, what shall I say? I'm very excited, 1460 01:28:30,359 --> 01:28:32,854 the safety of the 7 great is in my hands. 1461 01:28:32,914 --> 01:28:36,192 You can see nothing, dear Ragusa. - No. - Well, on each tree, 1462 01:28:36,252 --> 01:28:39,665 each bush, and even in each flower pot, there's a cop. 1463 01:28:39,725 --> 01:28:41,912 Unbelievable, even in the pots! 1464 01:28:41,972 --> 01:28:45,087 But, let's go to the G7. Mrs. Thatcher wears a tailleur... 1465 01:28:45,147 --> 01:28:47,297 Tree squad, you hear, Corporal Gridelli? 1466 01:28:47,357 --> 01:28:51,013 Loud and clear. - Everything under control? - Yes, Chief. 1467 01:28:51,318 --> 01:28:54,668 Deputy Chief. Are you watching everything with 100 eyes? 1468 01:28:55,016 --> 01:28:56,837 101. - Alright. 1469 01:28:57,707 --> 01:28:59,536 Chief Lo Gatto! - What now? 1470 01:28:59,690 --> 01:29:03,421 Keep an eye on the tent! Something shiny comes out! A rod! 1471 01:29:06,307 --> 01:29:08,679 Good Heavens! A Kalashnikov! 1472 01:29:09,147 --> 01:29:12,423 It's an attack! Down on the ground! Everyone! Down! 1473 01:29:12,483 --> 01:29:15,847 You too, Excellencies! Sorry for throwing you in water! 1474 01:29:16,187 --> 01:29:17,527 So sorry! 1475 01:29:20,267 --> 01:29:21,508 A vacuum... 1476 01:29:25,227 --> 01:29:28,539 That courageous act, though pointless, was rewarded. 1477 01:29:28,707 --> 01:29:32,630 Promoted Chief, Lo Gatto was transferred to a hot area of Sicily, 1478 01:29:32,867 --> 01:29:35,176 where a mafia bomb, a few days before, 1479 01:29:35,307 --> 01:29:38,265 had killed Chief Marullo and his escort. 1480 01:29:39,053 --> 01:29:43,472 English subs by: marooned2 & edam17 @ KG 1481 01:29:44,305 --> 01:30:44,870 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 121532

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