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Hey. Good morning, beautiful.
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Hi, baby.
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I got you a present.
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Oh, my God. Wow.
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- Danny Castellano, good morning.
- Morning.
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Oh, my God!
Why did you give me a cockroach?
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No, it's not a cockroach,
it's a date.
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Oh, fruit! You know I hate fruit!
What's wrong with you?
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Okay, stop!
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Oh, God,
it's my living nightmare.
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Hey. Okay, look look,
that was just my way of saying
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I wanna set a date
for our wedding.
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Oh.
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Yeah, I was doing
my weekly dry fruit run...
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[snaps] And it just came to me.
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I'm tired of living in sin.
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Oh, please,
we're like God's favorite porno.
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Well.
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Okay, well why now?
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Well, when I was
taking care of my dad,
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the only thing that got me through
was thinking about you and Leo.
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Oh, sweetheart.
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- I love you.
- I'm so excited.
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Hey, to celebrate our matrimony,
how about a little mattress-mony?
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- No, baby.
- What?
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- There's no time.
- There's not?
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No, we have to find
a wedding location.
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[sighs] And it can't be
anywhere in Central Park,
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because I fit the description of
that flasher they never caught.
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Babe, I'd marry you in a gutter.
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Aw. That is the sweetest
and worst thing
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that anyone has ever said to me.
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Now, go get your checkbook, 'cause
this bitch gon' be expensive.
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[hip-hop music]
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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
www.addic7ed.com/
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Hey, guys, I'm so glad
you could join us tonight.
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Um, Richie, congratulations,
I have selected you
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to be one of
my bridesmaids at our wedding.
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Yeah, boy.
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That's a little offensive,
don't you think?
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If anything,
I should be the Maid of Honor.
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It's not like you have
any female friends, Mindy.
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- He's right.
- I don't know.
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Come on, Richie,
you gotta be a bridesmaid,
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'cause Rishi,
we'd like you to be a groomsman.
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Oh, no, Mindy,
I am not gonna be a groomsman
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at some honky's wedding,
all right?
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- Hey!
- Look, I'm the DJ.
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[rapping]
Here comes
the bride... ha!
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All dressed in cash,
church is going crazy
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'Cause it's all
about that ass
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You know what, I apologize.
You need to be doing that.
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You know how I do.
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Well, Mindy, I took the liberty of...
designing your invitations!
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On my computer, of course.
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The theme is: Very Religious.
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Cool, okay. [clears throat]
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"Annette Luiga Castellano
invites you to the union
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of her son Daniel Matthew
Mark Luke John Castellano"
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Ma, you didn't use all
my confirmation names.
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Oh, they wouldn't fit.
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Hey, I love this, in theory,
but I actually already finished
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designing the invitations
to the wedding.
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They're silk.
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Ma, what are you doing? Ma.
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Okay, you know what, Annette,
we can use your invitation,
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but, for God's sakes,
put my name on it, okay?
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Really, Mindy?
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Yeah. It's fine.
I mean, everyone knows
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that the wedding is just
about the dress, anyway.
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Exactly! Which is why
I made an appointment for us
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at Gretchen's Bridal Pile &
Beeper Store.
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Oh wow, Ma,
you're so good at this.
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Maybe I should be marrying you.
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I always thought you two
would make a great couple.
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- Oh...
- We'd be a great couple,
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- you and I.
- Meant to be.
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[both laughing]
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I mean, I'm marrying you, but...
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- Eh...
- Yeah!
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- Goodnight, Ma!
- Goodnight!
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That was great.
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Hey, your mom is ruining
this wedding for me,
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and it's not fair, Danny.
I'm supposed to be the one
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that ruins it for
everybody else.
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Okay, just relax.
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Just be nice and try
on a couple dresses.
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If you don't find one you like,
then go get the one you want.
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Oh, really Danny?
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I can choose my own
dress for my wedding?
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That's so nice,
but your mom's gonna come
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on the honeymoon with us, right?
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So she can tuck you in at night?
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I don't know guys,
it doesn't feel very me.
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First of all,
I did not know that the Vatican
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even made wedding dresses,
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you know, and it was always
my dream, growing up,
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to wear a beautiful
wedding dress that made
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all the groomsmen
tent their pants.
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Have you ever
considered that maybe
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- the dress is not the problem?
- Huh?
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Well, that's the eighth
one you didn't like.
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I guess we should go.
I'm sorry, Mindy.
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I just really wanted to
help you find a winner.
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I mean, it wasn't unhelpful,
Annette,
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I definitely know what I don't
want at all in a million years.
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It's just that at
Danny's first wedding,
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Christina and her
mom boxed me out.
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They threw it at
their fancy country club.
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I'm sorry, Annette.
That's not cool.
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Thank you, Mindy.
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So, that dress is definitely...
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I don't know,
maybe I was kind of hasty.
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I kinda like it. I'll get it.
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- Yes!
- Ohh!
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Everyone, I present to you,
my wedding dress.
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Oh, yeah! [beat boxing sounds]
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- Wow.
- Holy God.
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- Whoa.
- You know, I get paid
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like a thousand dollars
for this in Japan.
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Wow, that looks amazing...
on Tamra.
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Okay, I'm going to be her weight
and her height by my wedding.
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You know, I actually entered
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your sexual history into
an online wedding dress finder.
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It said you can just
wear a lawn and leaf bag.
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Or totally nude with a nun
chanting "Shame, shame."
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Pardon the interruption,
Mindy, but would you mind
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working for a few minutes?
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- Nah, I'll pass.
- Mm-hm. Just a sec.
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Hey, no no no wait,
she's not done...
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Now, I support your legal
right to marry Danny.
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Jody, you know
that I'm a woman, right?
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I'm just concerned
that your wedding planning
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has begun to encroach
upon our business venture.
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What? Jody, I assure you, I am
100% committed to "Later, Baby."
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In fact,
I started us a Periscope account.
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Then, I forgot about it,
and 100 people saw me shave my ears.
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Well, I'm happy to hear that.
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Because I've booked us to
speak at my Alma Mater.
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What? That's incredible.
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Yes. Southern Legacy University.
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John Wilkes Booth School
of Political Creationism.
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- We leave Friday.
- Wait, Friday?
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Oh, Jody, I can't go.
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Oh, yes, you can.
It's an integrated campus.
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I mean, it will be,
when you're there.
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No... although, that's...
alarming.
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The truth is, I haven't exactly
told Danny about our business
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or that I even want to
go back to work at all.
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We've just been going
through this stuff
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Oh, some stuff.
Well, isn't that just dandy?
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You know, I never would've
gone into business with you
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if I had known that you were such
an air-headed flibbity-jibbit.
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A fli... how dare you! Okay, we are
not in business together, sir.
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"Later, Baby" is my company,
you just made it
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a million times better
with your great ideas.
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Yeah, keep walking,
Kimble-Kinney.
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Yeah, well it ended
up to be okay.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, wow.
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Babe, did you get me
these cool new boat shoes?
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- No. Oh, my God...
- What?
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The only person I know uncool enough
to like those shoes, are you...
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all: Surprise!
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Oh, my God!
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Rishi,
say surprise to your sister.
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Yeah, I saw her,
like, yesterday.
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- Hi!
- Hello.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Well, I've come to help
you plan your wedding.
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Your prayers have been answered.
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And you guys are... you
guys are staying... here?
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Oh, if we're in your hair, there
is a hotel at the airport.
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Don't worry that we already
brought up our heavy bags.
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We can go.
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No. Mr. Lahiri,
my home is your home.
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No, no, don't do that.
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Oh, that's wonderful,
because we took all the clothes
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out of your closet and put
them on the fire escape.
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I'm gonna chill here too till
my girlfriend's birthday passes,
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'cause I'm not trying
to get her a gift.
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This is great.
This is like a big sleepover,
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all eight of us in
a one-bedroom apartment.
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Now, Mindy, while we're in town,
we'd like to
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throw a little engagement party
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to meet your friends
and Danny's mother.
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- Oh, my God, that's great!
- That's great,
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but it's absolutely not possible,
'cause Ma is...
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she's not here.
She's in... New Jersey.
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Oh, that's not far.
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No, yeah, no, I meant New Haven.
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That's also not too far.
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She's dead.
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- [gasps]
- Wh... what?
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I'm so sorry, Danny.
When did that happen?
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I don't know why I said that.
No, she's alive. She can come.
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- What?
- He's just making a joke.
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Yeah, it's... it's funny.
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- That's not funny.
- Yeah, I know.
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Okay, can I talk for a second?
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- Sure.
- Gimme one second.
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- Okay.
- So, I...
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Hey, you're acting really weird.
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Trust me,
we don't want Ma to come.
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What? You love introducing
your mother to people.
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I mean,
except me and my parents.
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Oh, my God.
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Does your mother have
a problem with beautiful people?
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No, it's just,
you've been doing such a good job
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involving her with the wedding,
but now that your parents are here,
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she's gonna feel
threatened, okay?
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They went to college, they're
worldly, they flaunt their wealth.
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Wealth? What wealth?
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My weekly allowance
is still crap.
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Look, Ma only likes people
who are exactly the same as her
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culturally,
but slightly worse off,
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so she can feel comfortable,
but superior.
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- Okay. We'll keep them apart.
- Great.
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Oh, wow! Sorry, sir.
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[sighs] We need to find a hotel
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for your parents.
It's too crowded.
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I've seen your father's
penis five times already.
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Okay, you know what,
I am basically your mother's
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on-call, private,
24/7 gynecologist.
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I don't need to hear
your issues with parental nudity.
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Wait a minute.
Did you remember to tell Ma
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that she doesn't need to
take care of Leo this week?
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No, I thought you
were gonna do it.
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[screaming]
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Danny, Mindy,
there are robbers in your house.
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- Ma!
- Stop, stop, stop.
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What are you doing?
Put down the knife.
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It's just Mindy's parents,
they're not robbers.
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Oh, my... Mindy's parents!
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Ma, no, oh...
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- Oh, how nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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Nobody told me you were here,
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despite numerous
opportunities to do so.
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Well, the good news is
that the introduction was made.
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- Yes.
- Everybody's happy, right?
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00:08:45,461 --> 00:08:47,529
Okay, let's get out of here.
Yeah, well... we're gonna
241
00:08:47,522 --> 00:08:49,089
see you guys later.
Let's go to T.J.
242
00:08:49,085 --> 00:08:51,489
And you're sure you cannot
come to the engagement party?
243
00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,266
Engagement party?
244
00:08:55,262 --> 00:08:57,903
What engagement party? Danny?
245
00:08:57,895 --> 00:09:00,030
No. There is no
engagement party...
246
00:09:00,023 --> 00:09:03,625
per se, I mean, it's just for you
guys to go meet the Shulman gang
247
00:09:03,613 --> 00:09:05,447
and just...
I thought you'd be bored.
248
00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:07,442
And you know what you
say about Indian food:
249
00:09:07,436 --> 00:09:09,171
"Eat diarrhea,
get diarrhea." - [gasps] No!
250
00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,233
Excuse me, what is that saying?
251
00:09:11,226 --> 00:09:13,361
Oh, it... it's nothing.
It's absolutely nothing.
252
00:09:13,354 --> 00:09:15,622
I would love to
come to the party.
253
00:09:15,615 --> 00:09:18,544
- Oh, wonderful. Wonderful!
- What should I bring?
254
00:09:18,534 --> 00:09:20,674
Nothing. It's all taken care of.
255
00:09:20,668 --> 00:09:22,569
I'm bringing something.
256
00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:25,067
And it will be from both of us.
257
00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:26,101
Okay.
258
00:09:31,550 --> 00:09:34,585
Guys! Guys, gather around, uh...
259
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,409
Look, I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...
260
00:09:36,403 --> 00:09:40,306
I need you all to come to
our engagement party tonight.
261
00:09:40,293 --> 00:09:42,194
- Tonight?
- Are you serious?
262
00:09:42,188 --> 00:09:44,156
Guys, we're not kidding.
Danny needs you there.
263
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:45,417
We need to keep our moms apart.
264
00:09:45,413 --> 00:09:47,547
They both think they're
planning the wedding, so...
265
00:09:47,541 --> 00:09:48,775
Hol... okay, hold on.
266
00:09:48,771 --> 00:09:50,104
No one ever comes
to my lame stuff.
267
00:09:50,100 --> 00:09:51,634
Fine, you don't have to come.
268
00:09:51,630 --> 00:09:52,764
No, I'd really like to.
269
00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,927
Well make up
your mind either way,
270
00:09:53,924 --> 00:09:55,858
- you coming or not coming?
- I can't come.
271
00:09:55,852 --> 00:09:59,721
I have an important work commitment
at Southern Legacy University.
272
00:09:59,708 --> 00:10:03,077
I don't break commitments.
I guess I'm just a good guy.
273
00:10:03,066 --> 00:10:05,001
My word means something.
274
00:10:04,995 --> 00:10:07,930
Okay, not a big deal, I don't
know you that well. Whatever.
275
00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:10,688
Oh, Dr. C, Can I bring Neil?
276
00:10:10,679 --> 00:10:12,714
- Neil the dog?
- I'll put a sweater on him.
277
00:10:12,708 --> 00:10:13,905
No, only humans.
278
00:10:13,901 --> 00:10:15,772
What's the dress code?
279
00:10:15,767 --> 00:10:18,101
Nothing you have will work.
You'll have to buy something.
280
00:10:18,093 --> 00:10:20,061
Okay, you can borrow
one of my blazers.
281
00:10:20,055 --> 00:10:21,123
Ugh.
282
00:10:22,151 --> 00:10:23,552
Hey, guys, we're home.
283
00:10:24,396 --> 00:10:26,878
Wow. This looks nice.
284
00:10:26,870 --> 00:10:28,637
It looks like the kind
of place Indiana Jones
285
00:10:28,632 --> 00:10:31,184
would just pop out of a basket.
286
00:10:31,175 --> 00:10:34,052
Sari we're late. Get it?
287
00:10:34,043 --> 00:10:35,293
[both laugh]
288
00:10:35,289 --> 00:10:37,290
The taxi driver
helped me put it on.
289
00:10:37,284 --> 00:10:39,619
I did mine myself.
290
00:10:39,612 --> 00:10:43,490
Wait a minute,
we're not all wearing curtains?
291
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,560
Uh, it's fine.
You look like a gypsy, Ma.
292
00:10:47,038 --> 00:10:49,352
[Indian music playing]
293
00:10:49,344 --> 00:10:52,314
[indistinct chatter]
294
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:56,328
- 'Sup.
- No.
295
00:10:56,318 --> 00:10:59,862
- Annette, there you are!
- Oh, Sonu.
296
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:02,281
- [grunting]
- Oh, you guys found each other.
297
00:11:02,273 --> 00:11:04,945
Oh, sorry, you guys are
here together, but Morgan,
298
00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:07,671
didn't you have that story
you wanted to tell Ma?
299
00:11:07,662 --> 00:11:11,164
Yes. About my wound,
which is healed.
300
00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,855
But the rash around
it is worse than ever.
301
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:15,814
It's making, like,
a little bit of a hiss sound.
302
00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:16,841
Can you like take
a look at it real quick?
303
00:11:16,838 --> 00:11:18,172
- No.
- Yeah, Ma...
304
00:11:18,168 --> 00:11:20,269
- Two seconds. Please, please.
- Just a few seconds.
305
00:11:20,262 --> 00:11:21,395
- Come with me, come with me.
- Thank you guys.
306
00:11:21,392 --> 00:11:23,193
Okay. All right.
307
00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:25,540
[Indian music continues]
308
00:11:25,532 --> 00:11:27,783
Excuse me, excuse me.
309
00:11:27,776 --> 00:11:29,076
Mindy!
310
00:11:29,072 --> 00:11:31,774
Hey, Jody.
I didn't know you were gonna come.
311
00:11:31,765 --> 00:11:33,532
Oh my God,
I am so sorry that I had to bail
312
00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:34,827
on our trip to your Alma Mater.
313
00:11:34,823 --> 00:11:37,392
Well, no need to apologize,
because you're coming with me tonight.
314
00:11:37,384 --> 00:11:38,517
N-no...
315
00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:39,681
What do you mean,
I'm coming with you?
316
00:11:39,677 --> 00:11:40,977
Follow me.
317
00:11:40,974 --> 00:11:43,442
Hey, man. No. Jody, I can't go.
318
00:11:43,434 --> 00:11:45,402
I already returned my ticket
and I spent the money
319
00:11:45,396 --> 00:11:47,831
to buy a waist-trainer from
Taiwan that made me barf.
320
00:11:47,823 --> 00:11:49,590
I bought you another ticket.
321
00:11:49,584 --> 00:11:51,185
This trip is essential
to our business,
322
00:11:51,181 --> 00:11:52,615
and this business
is essential to you.
323
00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:55,345
Now, where's your steamer trunk?
324
00:11:55,336 --> 00:11:57,203
You do have a steamer trunk,
do you not?
325
00:11:57,198 --> 00:11:59,666
Hey, Min, your mom's telling
theater stories again,
326
00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:02,327
she...
she wants you to come listen.
327
00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:04,153
What...
why are your clothes out?
328
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:09,145
Well, the name of the play
is already "Sheer Madness".
329
00:12:09,133 --> 00:12:11,101
So you can only imagine
the level of madness
330
00:12:11,095 --> 00:12:13,129
the night the power
went off in the theater.
331
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:15,958
Well, they shined
their phones on us so we could
332
00:12:15,948 --> 00:12:19,851
finish the show, which we did,
to a standing ovation.
333
00:12:19,838 --> 00:12:22,473
[cheering] - Oh,
bravo, bravo. Diva.
334
00:12:22,464 --> 00:12:25,466
- Great story, Sah, Great story.
- Jesus, Dot.
335
00:12:25,457 --> 00:12:27,925
But if you liked that one,
get a load of this.
336
00:12:27,917 --> 00:12:31,917
One time, me and Dot,
we went to SeaWorld in the summer.
337
00:12:32,474 --> 00:12:38,043
So, we're thinking, school's out,
everybody's gonna be there,
338
00:12:38,024 --> 00:12:41,551
but it was empty.
In and out in three hours!
339
00:12:41,539 --> 00:12:44,349
[Annette and Dot laugh]
340
00:12:44,340 --> 00:12:46,700
Okay.
341
00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:48,801
They're not liking our story.
342
00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,595
Morons.
343
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:51,991
Oh, Sono.
344
00:12:51,987 --> 00:12:54,847
So, we just booked my cousin
Irma to be the photographer.
345
00:12:54,837 --> 00:12:58,581
She's giving me a discount
because she's got cataract.
346
00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:01,496
Well, no,
there's no need to worry
347
00:13:01,486 --> 00:13:04,263
about pinching pennies,
Annette, because...
348
00:13:04,254 --> 00:13:06,322
I have an announcement to make.
349
00:13:06,315 --> 00:13:09,650
Tarun and I have decided to
pay for the entire wedding!
350
00:13:09,639 --> 00:13:11,273
- What?
- Yes, you're all
351
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:14,037
- coming to Boston.
- Exsqueeze me?
352
00:13:14,028 --> 00:13:15,695
Why are these clothes out?
353
00:13:15,690 --> 00:13:17,925
My clothes are out because
354
00:13:17,918 --> 00:13:19,985
Jody was gonna do a little
performance for the party.
355
00:13:19,979 --> 00:13:22,397
And he needed to borrow
a dress to do it.
356
00:13:22,389 --> 00:13:24,040
Show him, Jody.
Show him your act.
357
00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:25,469
What?
358
00:13:25,465 --> 00:13:27,332
[imitates a woman's voice] Hello,
my name...
359
00:13:27,326 --> 00:13:28,793
No, no, enough of this.
360
00:13:28,788 --> 00:13:30,539
I will not stand by while
these lies continue.
361
00:13:30,534 --> 00:13:32,619
What the hell's going
on with you two?
362
00:13:32,613 --> 00:13:34,247
Okay, the truth is...
363
00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:37,244
Jody and I were gonna
go on a business trip.
364
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,500
Excuse me?
365
00:13:38,496 --> 00:13:41,056
You guys are in
business together?
366
00:13:41,048 --> 00:13:43,558
Yeah. We've been
traveling to colleges,
367
00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,585
telling young women how
to freeze their eggs.
368
00:13:45,578 --> 00:13:48,746
So, in addition to
your regular practice
369
00:13:48,736 --> 00:13:51,405
and your fertility practice,
you have a third job?
370
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:53,697
What about our family?
371
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,691
Well, it's great for our family.
372
00:13:55,684 --> 00:13:58,010
Making extra money, I'm happy,
373
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,446
and these college girls
are really responding.
374
00:14:00,438 --> 00:14:02,606
I mean, they look at me
like I'm a role model.
375
00:14:02,599 --> 00:14:03,933
Okay, look, I'm back, okay?
376
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,163
And you're not even
supposed to be working.
377
00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:06,426
That was the deal, right?
378
00:14:06,422 --> 00:14:10,317
I know, but I wanted to
talk to you about that.
379
00:14:10,304 --> 00:14:12,747
- I think I should go.
- No. Please stay.
380
00:14:12,739 --> 00:14:14,774
This is a business matter,
and you're my business partner.
381
00:14:14,768 --> 00:14:17,703
- I want you to stay.
- Okay.
382
00:14:17,693 --> 00:14:20,428
I think that there's a...
All right.
383
00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:24,422
Boston? These people aren't
gonna want to go to Boston.
384
00:14:24,409 --> 00:14:26,110
Oh, I do. I love Boston.
385
00:14:26,104 --> 00:14:28,472
They made the racism of
the South seem quaint.
386
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,599
Well, that's not what
Mindy wants, okay?
387
00:14:30,592 --> 00:14:33,336
Sh... we... we bought a dress.
She told me.
388
00:14:33,327 --> 00:14:34,585
She bought a dress?
389
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:35,582
- Yes.
- Yeah.
390
00:14:35,579 --> 00:14:36,579
- Really?
- Mm-hm.
391
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,193
She sent me a picture.
Is this the one?
392
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:43,405
"Mom, isn't this wedding dress
sexy and perfect and it looks
393
00:14:43,391 --> 00:14:46,828
great lying on the floor
ha-ha-ha 'eggplant'."
394
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:48,880
Wha...
395
00:14:48,877 --> 00:14:50,210
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no.
396
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:51,841
When... when I left,
you were excited to stay home
397
00:14:51,836 --> 00:14:53,871
with Leo, right?
- Yes, I was. Kind of.
398
00:14:53,864 --> 00:14:55,231
- Kind of?
- Yes.
399
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:58,029
Then you left, and I had to
be a mom, and go to work.
400
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,620
And you know what, Danny?
It was the hardest thing
401
00:14:59,615 --> 00:15:01,132
I have ever done in my life.
402
00:15:01,128 --> 00:15:05,382
But I did it, and I loved it
and I wanna keep doing it.
403
00:15:05,367 --> 00:15:06,834
Oh, you...
you wanna keep doing it.
404
00:15:06,830 --> 00:15:08,163
Well, you know,
I realized something too
405
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,561
when I was taking care of my dad.
I thought...
406
00:15:10,553 --> 00:15:13,254
[sighs] My childhood
was terrible
407
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,972
and Richie and I basically,
we had to take care of ourselves,
408
00:15:15,964 --> 00:15:18,508
and I don't want
that for our son.
409
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:20,533
Don't you want him to
have family around?
410
00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:22,161
All the time, always?
411
00:15:22,156 --> 00:15:24,290
I don't know. My family's been
here for two days, and you've
412
00:15:24,283 --> 00:15:25,884
threatened to throw yourself
out of the window 14 times.
413
00:15:25,879 --> 00:15:27,580
Yeah, because it took
some getting used to,
414
00:15:27,575 --> 00:15:29,842
but I... I need it. I love it.
415
00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:31,403
Oh, you love seeing
my dad's penis?
416
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:33,732
You know what, I do. I love
seeing every wrinkly inch of it,
417
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,760
because that's life,
that's what family is.
418
00:15:35,753 --> 00:15:38,321
I didn't have that growing up,
and I'd like Leo to have it,
419
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,047
because, you know what?
There's nothing better.
420
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:41,776
Okay, listen to me.
421
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:45,806
Leo is going to be fine, all right?
He's amazing.
422
00:15:45,793 --> 00:15:49,888
And Danny, I'm doing a good job.
He is loved.
423
00:15:49,874 --> 00:15:52,784
And honestly,
if that is not enough for you, then,
424
00:15:52,774 --> 00:15:56,143
by all means, why don't you give
up your career and stay at home?
425
00:15:56,132 --> 00:15:58,601
- Ha-ha are you kidding me?
- Are you kidding me?
426
00:15:58,593 --> 00:16:00,026
I don't like to be
bullied like this.
427
00:16:00,022 --> 00:16:01,656
- I'm not bullying you.
- You are bullying me.
428
00:16:01,651 --> 00:16:03,219
We agreed,
and now you're changing your mind?
429
00:16:03,214 --> 00:16:04,681
I can't keep up with you.
You know what?
430
00:16:04,677 --> 00:16:07,462
I don't even recognize
this relationship anymore.
431
00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,785
[somber music]
432
00:16:17,775 --> 00:16:21,244
433
00:16:21,232 --> 00:16:23,792
Hey, Annette. It's me.
434
00:16:23,784 --> 00:16:26,694
What's that squeaking I hear?
435
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:28,520
Must be a rat.
436
00:16:28,514 --> 00:16:32,525
Okay, well,
I deserved that hilarious burn,
437
00:16:32,511 --> 00:16:35,805
but, Annette,
I'm sorry about the dress.
438
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,228
Just, it really wasn't me.
439
00:16:37,224 --> 00:16:39,959
Well, you don't have to worry
about what I think anymore
440
00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:42,351
with your godless
Boston wedding.
441
00:16:42,343 --> 00:16:44,027
I'm not getting
married in Boston.
442
00:16:44,022 --> 00:16:45,147
What?
443
00:16:45,144 --> 00:16:46,825
Yeah, that's what my mom wants.
444
00:16:46,820 --> 00:16:48,866
Well, maybe somebody
could've told me that
445
00:16:48,860 --> 00:16:50,361
before I ruined your party.
446
00:16:50,356 --> 00:16:54,025
Please. Two screaming mother-in-laws
does not ruin a party.
447
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,680
In India,
it's rude if you don't fight.
448
00:16:55,675 --> 00:16:57,109
[laughs] Yeah.
449
00:16:57,105 --> 00:16:59,006
You know, Mindy,
I guess it's just that
450
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,602
I've come to think of you
as a daughter, of sorts.
451
00:17:02,590 --> 00:17:05,768
And then when Sonar flits into
town all glamorous and rich,
452
00:17:05,757 --> 00:17:09,818
I wonder how I fit into the picture,
and I go a little crazy.
453
00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:11,705
That's actually kind of
hard for me to understand
454
00:17:11,699 --> 00:17:14,000
because Danny and I are, like,
so reasonable and cool-headed.
455
00:17:13,993 --> 00:17:15,861
Sorry. [Annette laughs]
456
00:17:15,855 --> 00:17:18,490
Hey, wait a minute,
shouldn't you be on a plane?
457
00:17:18,482 --> 00:17:20,616
Wait, you think I should
go on my business trip?
458
00:17:20,609 --> 00:17:22,176
I thought you weren't
voting for Hilary Clinton
459
00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:24,840
because you thought she should
spend more time being a grandma.
460
00:17:24,831 --> 00:17:27,432
Oh, I just say that stuff
because I'm jealous.
461
00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:29,726
You and Hilary are living
the life I never got.
462
00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:33,588
I had to work crappy jobs
to support my family,
463
00:17:33,575 --> 00:17:36,544
but you are working to
make your dreams come true.
464
00:17:36,534 --> 00:17:40,053
And it sucks... for me.
465
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,793
For you, I couldn't be happier.
466
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:46,420
You know, Annette,
Sonu might be my mom,
467
00:17:46,408 --> 00:17:49,276
but you... you're my Ma.
468
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:53,103
Really? Wow.
469
00:17:53,090 --> 00:17:55,174
I can't wait to rub
that in her face.
470
00:17:55,168 --> 00:17:56,585
Mm-kay.
471
00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:59,950
Guess what, Princess Jasmine?
Your daughter just called me Ma.
472
00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:01,872
Okay, well,
please don't do that.
473
00:18:01,866 --> 00:18:03,901
That would really get
me in a lot of trouble.
474
00:18:03,895 --> 00:18:06,763
- Morning, Tarun.
- Good morning, Danny.
475
00:18:06,754 --> 00:18:08,889
Hey, did Mindy sleep
out here last night?
476
00:18:08,882 --> 00:18:12,985
No, it appears she went on
her business trip to Georgia.
477
00:18:12,971 --> 00:18:14,171
[sighs] Well, that's great.
478
00:18:14,168 --> 00:18:16,369
That's really
considerate of her.
479
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,662
- Danny?
- Yeah?
480
00:18:17,658 --> 00:18:20,068
Did I ever tell you
that Sonu put her acting career
481
00:18:20,060 --> 00:18:22,153
on hold to raise our family?
482
00:18:22,146 --> 00:18:23,513
And it was the right choice,
right?
483
00:18:23,509 --> 00:18:25,143
I mean,
that's what I keep telling Mindy.
484
00:18:25,139 --> 00:18:28,341
Nope. She's resented
me for 30 years.
485
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:30,289
Well, she always seems so happy.
486
00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,293
Most of the time, yes,
487
00:18:32,286 --> 00:18:35,922
but then, once a week, she screams,
"You ruined my dreams!"
488
00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:38,561
and throws a scalding
teabag at my face.
489
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:41,705
Danny, giving up
your passions is very hard,
490
00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,362
no matter what you
give it up for.
491
00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:47,393
And Mindy is a much better
doctor than Sonu was an actress.
492
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:50,348
- Ow!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
493
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:53,441
- What did you say?
- Oh, shoot.
494
00:18:54,623 --> 00:18:56,028
[crowd laughing]
495
00:18:56,024 --> 00:18:58,107
So we're suggesting
that this year,
496
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,234
you don't spend spring
break in Myrtle Beach
497
00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:01,962
bringing shame on your families.
498
00:19:01,956 --> 00:19:03,924
Guys, spring break is a joke.
499
00:19:03,918 --> 00:19:06,186
The drinks are crazy expensive,
you make out with a girl
500
00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:07,846
to get into a video,
and then they edit you out.
501
00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:09,509
[laughter]
502
00:19:09,504 --> 00:19:11,004
So, we'd like to propose instead
503
00:19:10,999 --> 00:19:13,434
that you come to New York
and freeze your eggs.
504
00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:15,126
And if you still wanna
bring shame to your family,
505
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:17,590
you can stay in New York
and take improv classes.
506
00:19:17,582 --> 00:19:18,915
Thanks so much for
coming out, guys.
507
00:19:18,911 --> 00:19:19,911
Thank you.
508
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,410
[applause]
509
00:19:21,405 --> 00:19:24,775
Does anyone have any
questions about this process?
510
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,897
Yeah, we'll start in the back,
there.
511
00:19:26,890 --> 00:19:29,158
Uh... I have a question.
512
00:19:29,151 --> 00:19:30,685
Oh, sorry.
513
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,714
The only male in the room,
clearly a pervert.
514
00:19:32,708 --> 00:19:34,676
Security, please escort
this man from the room.
515
00:19:34,670 --> 00:19:36,504
No no no no, I'm...
I'm not a pervert.
516
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:37,832
I... I just want to say that
517
00:19:37,828 --> 00:19:39,228
I think you're both
doing a great job.
518
00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,825
I don't have ovaries,
but this is...
519
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:42,421
wouldn't you say,
this is a very...
520
00:19:42,417 --> 00:19:44,117
it's a very compelling
presentation.
521
00:19:44,111 --> 00:19:46,479
I have a question
for Dr. Lahiri.
522
00:19:46,472 --> 00:19:50,175
Just wondering if you
had dinner plans tonight.
523
00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:51,863
No, I would love to
have dinner with you.
524
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:54,626
[applause]
525
00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:55,884
It's Danny, we work with him.
526
00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:58,434
Ah, well, hello, Danny.
527
00:19:59,541 --> 00:20:02,507
Wow. Min, that was incredible.
528
00:20:02,497 --> 00:20:05,064
Thank you.
I can't believe you came down here.
529
00:20:05,056 --> 00:20:06,190
You're so great at this.
530
00:20:06,187 --> 00:20:10,223
I can see now
that you can do both.
531
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,976
I'm so happy to hear that.
532
00:20:11,971 --> 00:20:13,439
Yeah, you can stay
home with Leo,
533
00:20:13,434 --> 00:20:16,269
and do this on the weekend,
like a hobby.
534
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:17,293
Hobby?
535
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,724
Yeah, it's perfect
for being a mom,
536
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,120
'cause we're gonna
have another kid soon,
537
00:20:20,116 --> 00:20:22,518
and then, you know,
this will get you out of the house.
538
00:20:22,510 --> 00:20:24,044
We're having another kid?
539
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,241
Yeah, that's why
I pushed up the wedding...
540
00:20:26,234 --> 00:20:29,970
'cause you wanna have
more kids. Right?
541
00:20:29,957 --> 00:20:33,126
I haven't thought about it
in a while, but... yeah.
542
00:20:33,116 --> 00:20:34,125
Yes. Yeah.
543
00:20:34,122 --> 00:20:38,182
Good. Ah, I love you.
I'm proud of you.
544
00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:39,769
- Thanks.
- Hey, let's go home.
545
00:20:39,764 --> 00:20:41,775
Okay.
546
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,548
Well, whatever you did to Danny
under that airline blanket
547
00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:49,908
seems to have paid off.
548
00:20:49,904 --> 00:20:52,005
- He's tuckered out.
- Hm.
549
00:20:51,999 --> 00:20:56,269
So, am I to assume that you
two have everything sorted?
550
00:20:56,254 --> 00:20:57,854
Yeah...
551
00:20:57,849 --> 00:21:00,084
I've found that the longer
a "yeah" stretches out,
552
00:21:00,077 --> 00:21:02,145
the more it might
mean something else.
553
00:21:02,139 --> 00:21:04,373
- No.
- Oh, dear.
554
00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:05,900
It's fine. We're good. We spoke,
555
00:21:05,895 --> 00:21:09,198
and I'm going to continue to
do "Later, Baby" as a hobby.
556
00:21:09,187 --> 00:21:11,121
A hobby? Our business?
557
00:21:11,115 --> 00:21:13,583
Yeah, you know,
it's just something that I can do
558
00:21:13,575 --> 00:21:15,876
in between having kids.
559
00:21:15,869 --> 00:21:18,237
I mean, is that what you want?
560
00:21:18,229 --> 00:21:21,258
I don't know.
I mean, I'll figure it out.
561
00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:25,418
Hm.
562
00:21:25,410 --> 00:21:26,844
What does "hm" mean?
563
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:29,375
Oh, it's nothing,
I was just thinking about last time
564
00:21:29,367 --> 00:21:31,602
I said, "We'll figure it out."
565
00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:33,027
What happened?
566
00:21:33,023 --> 00:21:36,793
We didn't. I had to leave
my home and the love of my life
567
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:41,083
for that godforsaken
cesspool where I met you.
568
00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:43,572
Oh, but that's a completely
different situation
569
00:21:43,564 --> 00:21:46,231
than you're in,
I wouldn't worry about it.
570
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,056
Just make sure
that when you do figure out
571
00:21:48,050 --> 00:21:52,050
exactly what you want,
you don't lose sight of it, okay?
572
00:21:58,556 --> 00:22:02,392
Meanwhile, I have figured
out exactly what I want.
573
00:22:02,379 --> 00:22:05,348
The stewardess is giving me a signal
to meet her in the lavatory.
574
00:22:05,338 --> 00:22:08,173
Oh, God. You are a sex criminal.
575
00:22:08,164 --> 00:22:10,708
Get out of here. Ugh.
576
00:22:10,758 --> 00:22:15,308
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