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'Bad Asian driver' is such
an offensive stereotype.
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So the fact Mum actually
is a bad Asian driver
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just makes things worse.
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Still, she loves the sense
of freedom driving gives her.
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- The independence...
- [horn blasts]
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..and the serenity.
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- Mum!
- Shame they can't understand.
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Can you fix it? I'm going to be late!
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Okay, yeah.
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Hello, it's Danny Law.
Sorry I missed your call.
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Mum...
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Hey! If Mummy can push all you kids
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out, you can push this van.
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Come on.
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Do we have to?
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Hey, kids, close the
door! Wasting electricity.
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Ai, are you listening?
We need repairs done now.
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Kids, look. What do you think?
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- Cool, huh?
- Yeah, everyone loves no-name denim.
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Hey, we're diversifying. Like Aldi.
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Soy sauce in aisle 1, jeans
in aisle 3. Very convenient.
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- 'Wrongler'? Wow.
- Dad, are these elasticised?
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People don't care about brands
now. They just care about quality.
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Feel, 100% poly-cotton.
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Hello! The car!
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- Hey, Clement can do for cheap.
- Uncle Clement?
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When he fix the fridge and toilet,
we got hot fridge and shit tsunami.
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You have no problem spending money
on the business or the wedding,
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but when it's something we need...
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Oh, no! Everybody's so red and sweaty.
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All your faces is like a big tomato.
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Hello, Ming-Zhu.
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Though I don't mind
sweat. Just ask Danny.
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So what happened?
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Our van broke down.
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And someone won't pay to get it fixed.
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Hey, don't be so mean.
Just give Jenny the money.
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Thank you, Ming-Zhu. Very helpful.
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Guys! Rehearsal! It's
only our final week.
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I can drive. Ming-Zhu to the rescue.
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I'm being sensible. Uncle
Clement is a good mechanic.
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You want it fixed your way,
you pay for it yourself.
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Okay. Fine.
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I don't need to rely on you
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or Uncle Clement or any man.
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Come on, Ming-Zhu!
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Ben!
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Okay.
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So we come in from stage left.
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Your stage left or my stage left?
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Ben, there's only one stage
left. We come in together anyway.
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Remember what Mr Mallory said -
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two heads, one soul.
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We think and move as one.
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- Unlike my parents.
- Ben, concentrate.
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If we're going to be better
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than Coastside Grammar's
'Steve Irwin' musical...
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You're right, you're right.
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Children!
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We have some exciting news.
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Thanks to my industry connections,
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our production of 'Medea'...
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is going to be broadcast on
community access television.
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[excited chatter]
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Suncoast TV
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is going to air 'Medea' in
their Sunday evening slot.
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That's an average
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of 700 viewers each week!
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[mutters in Cantonese]
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[door opens and slams]
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Mum, Mum, Mum!
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Guess who's going to be on screen!
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'Medea' is being
broadcast on prime time TV.
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- Oh!
- What's going on?
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What use is Escape
button if I can't escape!
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There, see? All you had to do was
that. Why do you need a resume?
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Mummy doesn't depend on
your drop-dead dad any more.
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Seems like a lot of work
just to get the van fixed.
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It isn't just about the van.
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This is about me standing
on my two hind legs.
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Well, do you have anything
else, other than homemaker?
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Well, Mummy was professional
waitress in Hong Kong.
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Then I work in the restaurant
before you were born
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and I have been full-time
professional mum for 20 years.
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That's something.
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Okay, let's make it pop, at least.
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We'll add a border.
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And everyone loves Comic Sans.
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- There.
- Ah!
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Ooh! And maybe some colour?
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Oh, rainbow font! Great idea.
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Oh! I can always rely on my baby boy.
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Now, Medea, remember,
all is lost to you now.
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Nothing's left but bottomless rage.
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And go!
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Your pain is comfort to ours!
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- Good, good.
- You will never mock us now!
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Yes! Jason...
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Children, you have evil as a mother.
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- You've...
- [mobile phone rings]
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- Children, you...
- [phone rings again]
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Sorry, guys, I should answer this.
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Mum, I really can't talk.
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The massage parlour took Mummy's CV!
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They asked if I would do extras.
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I say Jenny always willing
to go the extra mile.
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Mum, I'll call you back later, okay?
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- Sorry, sorry. Where were we?
- From the top of the page.
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- O children...
- Children, your father's treachery!
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Ben... that's my line.
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- Oh, sorry! I thought...
- [phone rings]
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One minute, tops.
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Mum, you really don't
have to call every time.
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"Not enough experience"?
Hello! It's a laundromat.
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I have 20 years' experience
dealing with stains.
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Hey, I just saw your agent.
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Gotta go, Mum. I'll call you back.
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[phone rings]
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Yes? What is it?
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Ah-Ben, can you come to the
shop? Bit of emergency here.
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Dad, I can't. I'll call you after...
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- [loud crash]
- What was that?
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- [phone disconnects]
- Ben! Can we start yet or what?
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Sorry, guys, my dad...
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No. You go.
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We're fine here.
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Miss Beryl!
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- It's 100% snail slime extract.
- Miss Beryl... Miss Beryl...
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- Oh, hello!
- Ben's mum.
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Oh, yes, and how is little, um... Ben?
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Oh, great. Lead role in the school play.
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Media. Very classic.
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Oh, wonderful! Well, as
mother to the stars...
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you need to look your best.
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Why don't you try some of this?
It's Vitamin E and royal jelly.
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Orientals love it.
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And Pouffe, it isn't just
a brand, you know? It's...
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It's an international movement.
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It's about... self-actualisation.
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Putting you in charge of your own life.
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Now, how can I help you, madam?
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Oh, yes...
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- It was okay this morning.
- Well, I didn't touch anything.
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You know I left rehearsal for
this. It's opening night this week.
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Hey, that's abalone! If people
get sick, Daddy's the one they sue.
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Just a little...
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And all ingredients are from nature.
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No animal testing. All hyper-allergic.
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Hypoallergenic.
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- Which is good for skin diseases.
- Conditions. Skin conditions.
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Like, you know, eczema, psoriasis.
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Aunty...
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- We were on this gorgeous island.
- Mm, Phu Quoc.
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What? I made an effort
to learn the language.
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Oh, you lovebirds.
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It's always rosy at the start.
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Before you find your husband
in bed with one of your sisters.
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I will take one of
the intense day creams.
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My skin's so thirsty it's gagging for it.
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My pores are really opening up!
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[Snorts]
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There's also a slight burning.
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Oh, that's completely normal. Just
the mud sucking all the toxins out.
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I can't afford to have
visible pores on stage!
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Actually, we should talk about my...
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post-broadcast career moves, Beryl.
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[Chuckles]
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So many sales tonight, Jenny,
and it's your first go, too!
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Next time Jenny will be total sell-out.
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Yes, it's a very impressive first step.
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- First step?
- Yes. Remember, you're only Tier 1.
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In order to make money, you
must climb the Pouffe ladder
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by recruiting others.
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Recruit?
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You don't earn money until you
recruit others to make you money,
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like I recruited you.
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But... you do get a bonus
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for tonight's sales.
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A voucher, from Pouffe.
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[knock at door]
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- Hi, Melissa!
- Hey.
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- Come on in.
- Wow! Cool house, Klaus. So shiny.
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[faint dialogue]
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Keep up your hate.
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How I loathe your voice!
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If you only remember one thing
Mummy says, it's don't trust anyone.
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Tell me about it.
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People see you're weak,
then just use and abuse you.
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Or go behind your back to
undermine and destroy you.
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Exactly!
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Wait, who are you talking about?
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Melissa. Who are you talking about?
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Beryl! Pouffe is a big scam.
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She took all the money and
I even had to pay to host.
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A scam? That's not like Beryl.
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Your dad controls all the money.
No one wants to give me a job.
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- What choice do I have?
- Oh, Mum.
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How do white people make money?
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We're just here to suss
out our options, okay?
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Nothing to be ashamed of.
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Okay.
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Just suss.
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And look... number 55,
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for the mummy with five kids.
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Did you call Melissa yet?
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When did she become so two-faced?
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Well, Medea has two heads now, so
she's clearly nailing the character.
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[gasps]
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- Ai-ya, Jenny, ah!
- Jenny!
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Jenny!
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Jenny! Ai-ya, Jenny!
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Aunty... Aunty.
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- Customer No. 55, counter No. 5.
- Oh, that's us!
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There are just so many forms.
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How am I supposed to
know "value of my asses"?
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- Assets.
- Oh, whatever.
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Your dad took care of everything.
I knew nothing in the marriage.
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Now I have to go crawling back
to your dad again. For help.
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Maybe he's right. I'm being stupid.
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Easier to do things his way.
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- Just call Uncle Clement.
- I can get the paperwork off Dad.
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Really?
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All Mum needs is your tax
return and a list of assets.
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That's easy, right?
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I didn't come to Australia
for my family to go on welfare.
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People do it all the time.
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- There's no shame in it, Dad.
- No need, either.
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I offer your mum money to get
the van fixed with Uncle Clement
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but she wants to do her way.
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Ah-Ben...
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Sit down.
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I know you're only
trying to help your mum.
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When I was your age,
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it was just me and my mum.
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We live in Hong Kong,
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my daddy in America.
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Work, work, work, send us money.
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Never saw him, even as a baby,
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because he was working
hard to provide for us.
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Then, after long time away,
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he decide to come back to see us.
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San Francisco to Hong Kong.
Longest journey by ship.
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Then he lands.
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First day, boom.
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Explosion in the brain.
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- What?
- Stroke.
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Your Yeh-Yeh...
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he say hello to me, then he collapse.
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He died.
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Died? On the first day?
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- First day.
- That's horrible.
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But he left us money,
and we were never poor.
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So providing is...
Daddy's number one job.
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And that's why if your mum needs welfare,
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then I'm not being a good dad for you.
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But what am I going to tell Mum?
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Good of you to finally grace
us with your presence, Mr Law.
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Sorry, I've had some family issues.
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Certain members of the production
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are concerned about your
level of... commitment.
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Oh! After all I've done for you!
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All you've done?
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All I've been doing is covering for you
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while you screw up our
biggest opportunity ever.
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I've screwed up? Hello!
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I'm not the one going behind my
back with my new boyfriend Klaus.
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Yes, I know all about it.
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He's not my boyfriend!
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Newsflash! I live across the road.
Could you have made it more obvious?
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- You could've rehearsed with me.
- But you're always busy!
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So it's my fault?
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I'm sorry my mum's car died,
sorry my dad's freezer exploded...
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They're adults, Ben. They're
supposed to take care of themselves.
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And you're my friend! You're
supposed to be on my side.
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Not black-swanning me.
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Ben!
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Wait, am I Natalie
Portman or the other one?
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It doesn't matter! You
just want to be the star.
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Well, if you're going to be
like this, maybe I should be!
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I can't keep putting you first
if it means putting me last.
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I'm giving myself... permission to shine.
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And I won't let you ruin it for me.
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JENNY: Ai, that stuff gave me a rash too.
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Well, the exfoliant was like sandpaper,
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but that depilatory cream was incredible.
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Not a single hair from the neck
down. It's like Seaworld down there.
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lLaughs]
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Sorry, Diane, but Pouffe is poof.
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Dodgy. Beryl was a pyramid artist.
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No!
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Knock, knock.
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Sorry, the door was open.
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- I'm Diane.
- Danny.
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Uh... I spoke to Ah-Ben.
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Everything you need should
be here for the, um...
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the welfare.
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_
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- What's this about welfare?
- Oh, it's nothing, nothing.
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Hey, there's no shame
in going on the dole.
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I was on it after Denis left me.
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Well, I tried to get a job,
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but everyone see single
mum with no experience.
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So I'm no use to anyone. So...
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You need a job?
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I can get you work.
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Really? Do I need to have an interview?
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Not if I'm hiring.
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Hello, hello! Big night is finally here.
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Baby number three about
to become big TV star.
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Let's go see the celebrity.
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Guys, don't.
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It's okay. Nerves are natural.
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It's your body's way of
telling you you're excited.
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Melissa and I had a big fight.
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She says I'm not committed
enough. That I've been distracted.
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Which is kind of true,
but only because of...
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I said some stuff I shouldn't have said.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if she never speaks to me.
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You know... again.
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Well, what do you want?
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To be friends like before.
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Then tell her.
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Melissa is your best friend.
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And best friends understand each other,
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inside out.
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Need some help?
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I'm sorry.
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So, what? Suddenly I'm
not a black swan any more?
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You were right.
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You're the most talented,
capable person I know.
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And you have every right to be a star.
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On your own.
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Without me.
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Wait... what are you saying?
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I haven't exactly been
nailing it at rehearsal.
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And I don't want to steal your thunder.
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You can do this on your own.
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You should.
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Ten minutes, people!
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[dramatic music]
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Your grief's not yet begun!
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Their mother loved them!
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BOTH: You did not!
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[eerie music]
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_
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There'll be accidents, of course.
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Usually they're the yellow variety,
but you'll get code browns, too.
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Don't worry, it's nothing
shocking if you've raised kids.
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Once my first baby pooed into my hands,
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nothing can shock me any more.
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Most of the residents
are pretty independent.
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You should hear those two at night.
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Hearing aids off and more
moaning than a slaughterhouse.
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And here are your supplies.
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00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,422
Sorry, it isn't exactly glamorous.
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Thank you, for all of this.
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00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:35,978
Hey, what are mates for?
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And this is where we have breaks.
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What do we do on breaks?
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Have a cuppa, scratch your
fanny. Whatever you want.
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Stay in here and watch TV
if you want. And look...
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On Fridays, we have cake.
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00:22:03,479 --> 00:22:05,876
Children! We are going on tour.
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00:22:07,964 --> 00:22:09,408
Oh, Eddie, that's...
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Dad... Dad!
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- Dad, how are you feeling?
- Yes...
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Yes. How are you feeling?
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When my Uncle Toby had one
of his testicles amputated,
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it took him ages to work again.
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00:22:22,013 --> 00:22:23,791
I found some paperwork at Dad's office.
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I don't think the shop's doing great.
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We get through this.
We've been through worse.
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Have we?
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