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Mum and Dad have always had
different parenting styles.
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Mum disciplines us using
traditional Chinese techniques...
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like passive aggression,
emotional manipulation...
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and occasional violence.
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This is so good!
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Thank your dad.
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With his shop, we can have
'dah-bin-loh' every week!
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While Dad takes
a different approach.
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- Ai, Tam, get the new one?
- Mish is closer.
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Hey... do it for Daddy.
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And get the drinks out too.
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Okay! Attention, please.
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Mummy has exciting news.
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Look what I did today.
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"Jenny Fang"...
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"Phang". It's Mum's maiden name.
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What is that,
your birth certificate?
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No! I changed my name back.
Deed poll.
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Old name for new Jenny.
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What do you think?
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Wait, so you're not a Law any more?
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Our children have that name.
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I'll just tell everyone you're adopted.
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You know, Mummy didn't change name
to upset you.
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This was something just for me.
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You talk about changing
your name all the time.
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Yeah, when I make it in Hollywood.
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It's like we're not part
of the same family any more.
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Hey!
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Nothing can break the special bond
between mums and kids.
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From the first day I breastfed you...
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Mummy was all dried up,
but you kept sucking anyway.
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Yes, I know the story.
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You were the one who told me
to spread my wings.
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And Mummy knows how to now.
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Look!
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'Touching Your Inner Goddess'.
Number One bestseller from Big W.
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It's a book and two-disc set.
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It's about finding your true self.
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Changing name was just first step.
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Mum, is a book from Big W really
going to have all the answers?
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Everyone should read this book,
not just mummies.
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It can help you, you know,
with this.
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Not sure touching my inner goddess
will help with my audition.
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This book will change everything.
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You'll see.
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[Recording] Feel your inner goddess,
your innate feminine divinity...
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- Mum, I can't find my togs!
- Hanging in the shower.
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..yearning to be pushed out
from inside you.
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- Nurture her... protect her.
- Gross! Who left the door open?
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- Make time and space for her.
- Mum!
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The cat from next door
pissed on the carpet again.
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Bicarb and vinegar.
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Remember -
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the path to discovering your inner
goddess is a scenic journey...
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- I just need some contact solution.
- ..not a frantic rat-race.
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- Be still and centred.
- Sorry, sorry!
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Creating a distraction-free zone
is paramount for this journey,
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so protect your environment
and enjoy this special "you" time.
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What are these?
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Affirmations.
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- 'Joh-sun', kids!
- 'Joh-sun', Mum.
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- Or whatever your name is now.
- Ah, Tam...
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At your age you should be exploring
your "ocean of abundance" too.
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So it says on the fridge.
We've run out of juice.
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Why aren't you changed?
You'll be late for school.
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Chop-chop, Chinawoman!
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Mum, are you sure about this book?
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Some of this stuff is pretty out there.
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That's Wayne.
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Oh, so sorry, just remembered.
I used up all your petrol yesterday.
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Go! Live your dreams!
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Tam, Tammy-Jer! Stay still.
You have something on your shirt.
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Gotcha!
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Mum!
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Ai-ya, girls, be nice.
Stop pulling each other's hairs.
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Remember, men will come and go
but sisters are forever.
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It was just a joke.
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My costume! Where is it?
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Oh, my God, I've left it at home!
Mum, we have to head back now!
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Ah-Ben, close your eyes and breathe.
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This costume is the one thing
I have over Klaus.
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- If he beats me at this as well...
- Close your eyes. Close! Close...
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- Close, and breathe.
- Yes, look, I'm breathing!
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Now open.
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Look again.
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Oh, yes! Thanks, Mum.
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Touching your inner goddess
isn't just for women, you know.
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"Embrace your divine feminine essence."
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Mum, there's four girls at home.
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I basically live in feminine essence.
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Good luck with your audition!
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Hey, guys, what are you looking at?
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- How was Bali?
- It was so good.
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So good! That monkey, though.
It basically raped your leg!
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So it did!
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That's so funny.
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Your hair looks nice.
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Hey, Ben!
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'Boogie Nights'
is a great choice, Melissa.
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It really plays to your strengths.
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Thanks.
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'Gladiator'.
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There's a raw masculinity
in Russell Crowe's performance
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that really speaks to me.
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Benjamin Law...
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Wish me luck.
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Aunty... Aunty...
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And focus on yourself.
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Children need a mummy.
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..find herself.
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Lesbian.
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Oh, hey!
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I've been meaning to say,
I like your new hair.
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Thanks.
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Also... did you totally go up
a cup size over summer?
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So, do you think this is a callback?
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Children!
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Good afternoon.
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You have all been summoned here...
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because you are this year's chosen few.
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No Klaus, I see.
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Together, you will form the ensemble -
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the elite of Sacred Heart College's
bi-annual theatre production.
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Sorry I'm late!
Middle school captain's meeting.
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Over the past decade...
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this school's drama department,
headed by me,
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has become exalted as the most
critically acclaimed maker
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of school-aged theatre
in South East Queensland.
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Before I reveal this year's
production, let us be clear.
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The cast has not been decided.
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Instead, by using the Mallory Method,
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the roles will reveal themselves.
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But first... the play.
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This year, we will stage
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one of the greatest works
of theatre ever written.
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- 'Les Mis'?
- An epic tale of tragedy...
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'Cats'.
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..and infanticide.
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'Wicked'?
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The classic stage spectacular...
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'Medea'!
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It will be easier if we close the joint
account and each have our own.
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You only changed your name
this week. Can't this wait?
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Oh, good afternoon! Hello.
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Sure, fine. I have things to do anyway.
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I'm on a personal journey.
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Journey?
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Well, you have all this.
The kids have their interests.
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- Why can't I have something too?
- Like what?
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I'm working that out.
I need to find myself first.
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Find yourself?
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You're right here!
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This year's play is 'Medea'.
It's a really famous Greek tragedy
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about a woman who kills both
her babies in a fit of rage.
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- Sounds like a crowd-pleaser.
- I know, right!
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No one's been cast yet, but I really
want Jason, the adulterous prince.
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I mean, it's called 'Medea',
but the show's really about him.
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What are you watching?
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Kids, Mummy's home!
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Oh, Mum...
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You think this is funny?
Mummy's just one big joke to you?
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Did you trip over your inner goddess?
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Hey! What if Mummy was paralysed,
or broke my...
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Inner goddess?
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At least Dad pays us to do stuff.
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And doesn't yell at us.
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Everyone in the car.
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Now.
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Pizza, incoming!
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I'm so hungry!
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- You're always hungry.
- Did we get garlic bread?
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Dad, can we play while we eat?
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Yeah, can we? Gor-Gor's teaching us
'Fists of Tomorrow'.
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Sure, whatever you like.
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No stupid rules
like at your mum's place, eh, Tam?
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Should I get plates?
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No, just use paper towels. No cleaning.
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Everything in the bin. Easy!
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Not everything
has to be so complicated.
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Hey, Laws of the Land!
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Hi, future husband.
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Dad, maybe you should talk to Mum.
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She didn't talk to anyone
about changing her name.
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Why should women take
their husband's name anyway?
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It's branding us like cattle.
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Well, your mum can be
a bit of a cow sometimes.
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- Dad...
- It was just a joke.
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Wait, you're not going to be
Mrs Wayne Kerr?
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Babe, that was never
going to happen.
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- What about hyphenating?
- Kerr-Law sounds like an animal.
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We could blend them.
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I'm not going to be Candy Klaw.
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- Okay, we're going.
- See you.
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- See you, guys.
- Bye!
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Okay, move over!
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Daddy's going to play
fisting game too.
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- Okay.
- Here.
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You think Mum will be okay?
She seemed pretty upset.
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She dropped you all off, remember?
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She'll be fine.
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[Recording]
Take your time and breathe in deep.
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Centre yourself
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and enjoy this precious moment
of stillness and quiet.
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Look inward, and use this opportunity
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to reflect on the successes of your day,
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no matter how small.
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Embrace the solitude
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and the complete control
over your life that it affords you.
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Mum!
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'Joh-sun', kids!
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I've packed your lunches.
All of your favourite things.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm taking the kids to school.
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No, no.
You're on your "journey", remember?
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Kids, get in the car.
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No, I'm already here.
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It's okay, I can take them.
Come on, you kids, come with Mummy.
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No, I can do this. You "go find
yourself". Much more important.
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Ah... no... no, no. Kids...
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Come on. Time to go.
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Ah-Ben...
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Children!
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Welcome to the casting showdown.
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Today, we will unlock the essence of you
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to unveil the roles
you were destined for.
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Today, we will be asking,
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who is our Medea?
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Who is our prince Jason?
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'Medea' is...
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a play of extremes.
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Envy. Betrayal.
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Rage.
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Your capacity for these emotions
will be tested now.
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For you to be cast in your roles,
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I will need to see how you respond...
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to murder!
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[Screams piteously]
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Excellent. Yes, Heidi.
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Feel the cold hands of death envelop you.
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Princess, Daughter of Creon.
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And death.
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[Screams]
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Good girl! Embrace the despair,
channel the energy.
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Nurse and Narrator of Medea.
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[Screams]
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Chorus... Chorus...
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Chorus understudy.
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Jason!
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Excuse me!
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00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:46,320
No!
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Medea!
280
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,398
It's just... the friendship's
not really working out.
281
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,320
What? So what,
we just stop being friends now?
282
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I mean, it's not like we were
that good friends anyway.
283
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,640
Jesus, Tammy,
don't take it so personally.
284
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:16,000
It's just... we're different people now.
285
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:17,958
Yeah, it's like, we're...
286
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And you're...
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Oh, my God, are you crying?
Kirsty, she's crying!
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[Alarm sounds]
289
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What is that?
290
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,160
My rape alarm. Didn't Mum give you one?
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Oh, my God! How embarrassing!
292
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You know what's embarrassing, Kirsty?
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I'm Kirsty.
294
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Whatever. You all look the same to me.
295
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What's embarrassing
is how cool you think you are.
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You think cool kids
become cool adults? No!
297
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They end up marrying young
and popping out non-stop babies
298
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because they have nothing better to do!
299
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And you know what?
300
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,960
It's good you're not friends any more,
301
00:19:53,994 --> 00:19:55,274
because awesome people like Tam
302
00:19:55,345 --> 00:19:57,400
shouldn't hang out with ferals like you.
303
00:19:58,880 --> 00:20:01,419
Upset my sister again, and watch out.
304
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,031
I'm studying how to kill children.
305
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,200
- Thanks... I think.
- Hey, wait up!
306
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,223
- Where are you going?
- Home.
307
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,240
You know Mum married young
308
00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:22,613
and basically had non-stop babies, right?
309
00:20:30,455 --> 00:20:32,455
_
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I didn't dump the kids
in the middle of the night.
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00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,399
_
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00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,120
"Middle of the night"?
It was dinner-time!
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00:20:38,144 --> 00:20:39,690
_
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00:20:39,726 --> 00:20:42,615
You were the one who went crazy
and it's my fault?
315
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,080
Don't make the kids choose favourites!
316
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,218
Don't abandon them
when it gets difficult.
317
00:20:47,935 --> 00:20:49,455
Maybe they wouldn't be so difficult
318
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if you didn't bribe them all the time.
319
00:20:51,489 --> 00:20:53,600
They're our kids, not your staff!
320
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,200
They're your kids, huh?
321
00:20:55,400 --> 00:20:57,253
How are people supposed to know that now?
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00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:02,794
- This is about my name.
- It's not just a name.
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It's like everything we had,
everything we did...
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has been erased.
325
00:21:10,166 --> 00:21:13,380
That's not true! We're still a family.
326
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,983
And there are no sides in a family.
327
00:21:25,655 --> 00:21:26,842
What's going on?
328
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,368
We're sorry.
329
00:21:35,195 --> 00:21:37,506
And we won't put you
in the middle like that again.
330
00:21:38,687 --> 00:21:40,256
Mummy and Daddy screwed.
331
00:21:40,505 --> 00:21:42,920
- "Screwed up."
- Oh, yeah, screwed up.
332
00:21:43,120 --> 00:21:44,576
Daddy's right.
333
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:47,541
We're not perfect parents,
either of us.
334
00:21:48,133 --> 00:21:49,320
But we're working on it.
335
00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:51,760
Is that from your self-help book?
336
00:21:51,960 --> 00:21:55,517
Ai, I'm done
touching my inner goddess.
337
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,000
Does this mean no more "affirmations"?
338
00:21:58,200 --> 00:22:00,429
I think most were stolen
from Oprah anyway.
339
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,166
Anything you want to say?
340
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,190
Actually, I do.
341
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,440
I got Medea!!
342
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,320
- It's the lead!
- Oh, my God, I'm so proud!
343
00:22:20,941 --> 00:22:23,574
- Wait, you're playing a woman?
- Makes sense.
344
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,512
I think you were right about
embracing my "feminine essence".
345
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:29,889
I'm playing a mother sent insane
by her terrible ex-husband.
346
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,880
I saw Dad kissing...
347
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,640
a woman!
348
00:22:49,665 --> 00:22:51,665
I'll go over and tell her right now.
349
00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:53,640
No! Mum's not in a good place.
350
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:57,120
If she finds out now...
who knows what she's capable of?
351
00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,680
I need to find Mum a new man.
352
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,213
That way when she finds out
about Dad, she won't care.
353
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,000
Benjamin, what is
the most important thing
354
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,385
an actor must possess?
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00:23:05,977 --> 00:23:08,215
Quality headshots
from a professional photographer.
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00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:09,274
Oh, God!
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Focus. An actor must have focus.
Where is yours?
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