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[Snores]
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Is everything okay...
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with you and Mum?
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All you think about is what you want!
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Nobody understands Jenny.
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What are you doing to your underwear?
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It's just until your mum decides
not to be crazy any more.
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Just give Dad this one chance.
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- I'd like to take you somewhere.
- Okay.
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- Happy anniversary.
- You too.
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Mum!
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- It was nice.
- Go!
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This is Wayne. My boyfriend.
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G'day.
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- We're getting married.
- What?
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So, you want to be actors.
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I've had a bit of a crush
on someone this past year.
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Melissa! What are you doing?
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Surprise!
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Here's where the lounge room will be,
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and downstairs, our Asian grocery store.
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This is your dream.
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Not mine.
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We have something to tell you.
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BOTH: We're getting a divorce.
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People always say there are rules.
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That families work better
this way or that way.
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But there are the rules,
and there are the Laws.
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Traditionally, Chinese New Year
is all about renewal -
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fresh starts and new beginnings.
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It's in with the new
and out with the old,
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especially if the old
belongs to your ex-husband.
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It's why everyone does
a huge spring clean,
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because how you start the year
dictates how the rest will pan out.
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Aaah!
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I'm a monster!
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Ai, don't scare Mummy like that.
I thought you were being stabbed.
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Why did I have to get braces?
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It doesn't look so bad.
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Show Mummy your best politician smile.
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Open wide.
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Hey, Mum, ask first!
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Show me.
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Oh, I'm hideous.
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Not hideous. Growing up.
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It's the new you.
My new Ben for the New Year.
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- Chinese Year of the Cock.
- Rooster, Mum.
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We definitely celebrated cock.
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[Beeps horn] This year, people!
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Ben, we have heaps of time.
Yeah, some of us go to school.
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Someone's got breast implants...
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- Ow! Mum!
- Tam!
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- She started it.
- While we're young!
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Tam, don't be ashamed of your body.
Boobies is just part of growing up.
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Be proud of the boobies
you got from your sexy mummy.
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Here, you forgot these. Mummy
bookmarked the best wedding dresses.
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Oh... thanks.
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- Okay, everyone. Seatbelts on!
- Yes, let's go.
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Ugh... the Thomsons.
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Ai, that family. So up each other.
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"Up themselves."
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Up themselves.
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey...
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Oh, Mum...
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Today is a big day!
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First day of middle school...
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becoming captain...
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and... being so cute!
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- Bye, Mum.
- What about Mummy's goodbye kiss?
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We'll see you in, like, six hours.
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That's what everyone thinks
just before they get murdered.
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I got it.
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Andrew, I can handle my own instrument.
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Yeah, but I like doing it for you.
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It's okay, I've got it.
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See you after second period?
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That's ages away.
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- First.
- Promise?
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Promise.
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[Horn blasts]
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Morning, lovebirds!
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Smile for Mummy.
First day of your last year.
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And sign-ups for chess, mooting
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and liturgical dance clubs
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are up on S Block noticeboards.
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Sign-ups are also up
for Aussie Rules,
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rugby league, rugby union, soccer...
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basketball...
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I don't know what that one is...
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all other manner of sports-ball.
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And finally...
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it's the middle school captain
election at the end of this week.
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Yes.
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For one of you,
it will mean victory and popularity.
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For the rest, bitter defeat...
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and a lifetime of resentment.
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Make no mistake.
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Politics is theatre
and only the brightest shine.
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Do you have what it takes?
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Because there can be only one.
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Melissa!
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Melissa?
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So what, after weeks of not messaging,
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you suddenly want to talk?
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I thought maybe you needed space.
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You know, after... the kiss.
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I don't want to talk about it!
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Well, you can't want to talk
and not want to talk.
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I mean...
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I just wanted to say... I'm sorry.
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I need you, Melissa.
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Really? That means a lot to me.
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Good.
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Because to beat Klaus
I need you to set up a mailing list.
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Are you serious?
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Melissa!
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Hey.
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Ah-Leung,
where do you want me to put your...
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- Look at all the sauces!
- Whoa!
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Welcome, kids. You like?
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- Yes! Japanese bubblegum.
- Haw flakes!
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- What you think?
- Cool, huh?
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I underestimated you.
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Everything premium,
direct from the suppliers.
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Top quality only. And...
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for the final step...
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my name.
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Dad, this is amazing!
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- Way better than the restaurant.
- Way better!
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Hey, the restaurant was Step Number One.
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This always your daddy's big plan.
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What was this place?
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The agent told me
they used to make ice here.
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No wonder they went bankrupt.
You can buy ice anywhere.
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[Laughter]
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Anyway, now this is my dream,
somewhere you can buy
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everything your mum and I couldn't
get when we moved to Australia.
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Close your eyes! Close your eyes!
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And...
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Open! I made one for everybody.
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Thanks, Dad!
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- Tam-tam... Ah-Ben.
- Does Mum get one too?
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Oh. I'm sorry. I thought, um...
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Oh... don't worry about it.
It's... employees only.
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Whoa, check out the view!
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Where's a glass, where's a glass?
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- It's connected to the internet?
- Mum, Mum, Mum!
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There's bunk beds
for Tammy-Jer and me!
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Cool. Sleepovers galore.
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- Okay, okay, okay...
- This is amazing!
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Dickhead!
You only need to press it once.
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Ben, just be careful. You know
how much Dad spent on this thing?
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You'll still have enough
to cover the wedding, right?
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Because we can chip in.
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Daddy can cover the whole thing.
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Look at you. All this.
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Divorce suits you.
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You're right.
We should have done it years ago.
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[Laughs]
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Aaaah!
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[Sucks loudly on straw]
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[Cheerful clarinet]
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See? No need to buy a dress.
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Mummy can make myself.
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Wow! That's a lot of... patterns.
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Well, you've been so busy
with O-Week,
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Mummy thought I could help.
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Yeah...
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Mum, thank you so much for all of this,
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but I started looking online.
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Of course, no problem.
It was just an idea.
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Okay. Thanks, though.
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Hey! How'd it go today?
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Crap. No one took my badges.
Well, nearly no one.
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Well... maybe they were worried
to put holes in their uniform.
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- Did you shake hands? Kiss babies?
- No teen pregnancies this year.
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Are you doing the social media?
Facebook, Twitter, Snap... chap.
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None of that will change anything.
And Klaus is just too perfect.
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His face is perfect.
His life is perfect.
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No such thing as perfect.
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Hey, this is just day one.
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And you're the best man for the job.
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- But what if...
- What if what?
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What if I'm a loser?
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- Bye, Mum.
- What about Mummy's goodbye kiss?
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Fortune cookies?
Are you sure about this, Mum?
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Last night, Mummy had a genius stroke.
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Feed people's stomachs, win their hearts.
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Open one.
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"Vote 1 Benjamin Law for 'gook' luck"?
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- God, Mum...
- Ai, it's funny!
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Australians love racism.
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- Now go win this election.
- Not the hair!
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Sorry, sorry.
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- Okay.
- Thanks, Mum.
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Fortune cookie?
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It's totally paleo.
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Hey, Damo, check this out.
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Fortune cookies! Fortune cookies!
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For a prosperous future, vote for
Benjamin Law. Go with your gut!
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Ai, look at your dad. If he smiles
any more his face will break.
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Mum, Mum, Mum!
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Those cookies were so good.
They ran out in, like, five minutes.
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I can't believe you wrote
all those fortunes yourself.
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Mummy just closed my eyes
and let them all come on me.
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- Now, your speech...
- I'm onto it.
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We can draft tonight.
Mummy will be your sounding board.
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Oh, my son! Successful businessman,
successful school captain.
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- Runs in the family.
- Dad, I haven't won yet.
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- Oh, you will.
- I'm the mummy of the captain.
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Campaign manager.
Vote Benjamin Law for 'gook' luck.
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- That's positive.
- Okay, hello, everybody.
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Thank you very much for coming.
It means a lot to me and my family.
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So, without further ado,
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I declare my Asian Alley open!
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Wow, Wayne!
You've lost so much weight.
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All it took was exercise
and cutting out sugar.
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Plus, Danny's stocking
this incredible laxative tea
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from Thailand.
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You're going to rock that tux. I'll
look like I crawled out of a bin.
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Oh, you will look beautiful
no matter what you wear.
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- What was your dress like?
- Oh, very intricate.
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- 100 per cent fair-trade.
- Even back then.
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Hey, Ben.
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Aaah!
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- Ben! Don't you knock?
- It's a storeroom.
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Oh, that's where the soy sauce got to.
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This is a clear violation of OH&S.
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Ah, Danny!
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- Congratulations!
- Big business man!
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And then I'd say how, despite being
first clarinet in the orchestra,
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I'm still part of a team.
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Even though I'm the best,
which is like being captain.
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Oh, then I'd mention
the debating championships.
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Master debater. Put that down.
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Didn't Klaus win that?
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What about your performance
at the eisteddfod?
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- Which Klaus won.
- Lions Youth of the Year?
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Klaus.
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Face it, you're never going to beat him.
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- Tam!
- I should just give up.
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You are not giving up!
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I will not have Klaus beating off
my baby boy.
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What's he got that you don't?
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Eyelids.
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Hey...
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We can do this. Mummy's not
a quitter and neither are you.
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We will not be left behind and discarded
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like some unwanted Chinese pregnancy.
268
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,120
Yeah, Mum,
I wasn't actually going to quit.
269
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Oh... Okay. Good.
270
00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,208
"And that's why
I should be captain."
271
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It's late.
I think we've got enough, Mum.
272
00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,080
Read that last bit again.
273
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,720
[Truck approaches]
274
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- Who is it?
- Not sure.
275
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[Engine stops]
276
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:50,520
Who gets packages
in the middle of the night?
277
00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,227
Probably drugs.
278
00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,560
You see? What if it is drugs?
279
00:17:00,760 --> 00:17:03,617
How can someone like that
be middle school captain?
280
00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:10,040
Wait, Mum! Don't! Mum!
281
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:30,625
Mum...
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Fair trade, my arsehole.
283
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:50,760
Three words... Rape of Nanking.
It's in their blood.
284
00:17:50,960 --> 00:17:52,988
Told you! Totally up himself.
285
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:56,480
The kids need to know the truth
about their perfect Klaus.
286
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,077
He is the loser!
287
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,000
The Thomsons' clothing empire
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00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:02,371
is built on exploitation
and slave labour?
289
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,240
I am so making my whole speech about it.
290
00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,240
Okay, point 1, Klaus can't be trusted.
291
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Point 2, child exploitation.
292
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,400
I was junior school captain,
293
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:17,410
so I didn't really want to run
for middle school captain.
294
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:21,426
But everyone wanted me to,
so I thought "Why not?"
295
00:18:21,840 --> 00:18:23,360
[Laughter]
296
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,511
- Classic!
- So this campaign...
297
00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:29,520
It isn't about me. It's about us.
298
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:30,928
It's about "we".
299
00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:33,744
It's about what we can do together.
300
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,516
Because a vote for me...
301
00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:38,342
is a vote for we.
302
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,880
Today isn't just an election.
303
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,553
Today is the start of a movement...
304
00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:50,475
a movement of we.
305
00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,216
And I want us to be part
of that movement together.
306
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,494
Look under your chairs.
307
00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,941
These T-shirts
are part of that movement.
308
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,592
Last year, my family had a chance
to make a change,
309
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,480
and we set up a fair-trade
garment factory in Bangladesh
310
00:19:15,680 --> 00:19:18,060
which made the T-shirts
you're holding now.
311
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,673
I want to do the same thing
for our school.
312
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:25,633
First, we change our school.
313
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,663
Then we change the world.
314
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:31,880
[Applause]
315
00:19:39,739 --> 00:19:41,899
ALL: Klaus! Klaus! Klaus! Klaus!
316
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,588
I'd like to start by...
317
00:20:18,095 --> 00:20:19,655
Where's your 'gook' luck now?
318
00:20:19,680 --> 00:20:21,120
[Laughter]
319
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:41,400
Hello, everybody.
Jenny-Mum here, Benjamin's mummy.
320
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:45,484
What Benji is trying to say is,
321
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:50,040
he would make
a great middle school captain
322
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,857
for...
323
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,840
so many reasons.
324
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:57,560
Like...
325
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,171
protecting the whales...
326
00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:02,179
saving the environment...
327
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,666
helping the retarded people.
328
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:09,360
Also, as captain, he can help us
prepare for our future.
329
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,600
I mean, if Chinese people are going
to overtake Australia anyway,
330
00:21:12,625 --> 00:21:15,425
you may as well get used to it now.
[Laughs]
331
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,034
So to finish, vote for my Benji.
332
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,080
Happy New Year!
333
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:27,280
May you all have an exciting
and prosperous Year of Cock!
334
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:40,788
Hey, slow down!
335
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:44,502
It doesn't matter that you didn't
win. I'm still proud of you!
336
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,111
Mummy was only trying to help.
337
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,360
I don't need your help any more!
338
00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:52,200
None of us do!
We're not little kids any more.
339
00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,518
Just because you don't have a life
since the break-up
340
00:21:54,554 --> 00:21:56,354
doesn't mean you have to ruin mine!
341
00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,690
Ai... your mother.
342
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,880
Always like this. "I do my way!"
343
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:14,846
Never think about consequence.
344
00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:17,687
So much drama!
345
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,493
Too emotional.
Not thinking with brain.
346
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,136
That's your mum. Me, me, me.
347
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,724
Never think about other people.
348
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,480
[Sparking sound]
349
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,840
Mum, hurry! Come down here.
350
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,680
- Happy New Year!
- Ah-Ben, what are you doing?
351
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,456
It's for new beginnings!
352
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:09,000
But, Mum...
353
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,160
[Coughs]
354
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:23,829
I'm sorry for what I said.
355
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,988
Mummy's sorry too.
356
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:29,567
I just didn't want people
to think I was a loser.
357
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,561
Hey, you're not a loser.
358
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,021
Who cares about middle school captain?
359
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,188
Politicians all dickheads anyway.
360
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,833
And anyway, you were right, you know.
361
00:23:40,360 --> 00:23:44,080
Mummy needs to find her own life.
You guys are growing up.
362
00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,120
I'm already not a wife.
Soon I won't be a full-time mum.
363
00:23:47,145 --> 00:23:48,956
Then who will Jenny be?
364
00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:53,829
It's time to stretch out.
Discover the world. Spread my flaps.
365
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:56,160
Wings, Mum. You mean wings.
366
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,385
Wings.
367
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,938
Jenny's going to spread her wings.
368
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,920
- [Firecrckers explode]
- Oh!
369
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,720
You have all this,
the kids have their interests.
370
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,480
Why can't I have something too?
371
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:16,840
Look!
372
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:20,480
Touching your inner goddess.
No 1 best-seller from Big W.
373
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,280
Mum, is a book from Big W
really going to have all the answers?
374
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,480
Mummy's home! Ah! Oh!
375
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,486
Did you trip over your inner goddess?
376
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,440
Everyone in the car. Now!
377
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:35,280
Well, your mum can be a cow sometimes.
378
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,600
Dad...
379
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:40,520
You have all been summoned here
because you will form the ensemble
380
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:43,960
of Sacred Heart College's
biannual theatre production.
381
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:45,520
Welcome...
382
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:47,400
to the casting showdown.
383
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,920
No!
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