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Ai-ya, no birth is easy.
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Everyone thinks Baby
Number 3 will be quick,
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because the lady is
already "stretched out".
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This is my mother.
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But I still remember
your head pushing out.
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Like someone cutting me with a knife!
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For as long as I remember,
she has been... inappropriate.
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Stab stab stab, right
into Mummy's vee-vee.
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For a long time, I thought Mum
didn't fit in because she was Chinese.
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Then I realised... it's just Mum.
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Ben, can you imagine
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squeezing a lemon out of your penis hole?
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- Can I blow out the candles now?
- So much pain...
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This is why kids should always thank
their mummies on their birthday.
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But when you plop out,
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I was so happy.
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You came out so cute!
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Where's your dad?
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I'm making a wish.
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Ah-Ben, growing up!
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Fried ice-cream cake. New
invention for the birthday boy.
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Guys!
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We can eat them both.
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Mum and Dad weren't always like this.
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Then, I guess it's not easy raising
five kids in a foreign country.
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People said they were crazy
for having this many children.
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But as Mum says, what family isn't crazy?
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Right?
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My name is Benjamin Law
and this my family.
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Shut up!
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Ben!
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Ow!
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How am I supposed to win if
I don't practise, Humphrey?
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The talent show's on Friday.
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Ben!!
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Dad's back on the couch.
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He probably just fell asleep
watching Chinese soaps again.
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No, they had another fight.
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See?
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Just give them space.
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Space? All Mum complains about is
how Dad's never here for anything.
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You know, if Dad came to
the talent show for once...
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Actually, Ben...
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about that...
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I don't think I can make it either.
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What? Why?
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I've got something amazing planned.
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- Schoolies.
- What's Schoolies?
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Schoolies is where Year 12s party
and contract unwanted diseases.
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Your words.
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Ow!
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79...
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80...
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81...
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82...
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- Michelle has worms.
- No, I don't!
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- Why are you scratching, then?
- Cheek or hole?
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Cheek.
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That's okay.
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But you've never missed a show.
Who's going to do my make-up?
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- You always redo it anyway.
- Why bother? You lose every time.
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- Hey...
- I was runner-up last year!
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You're going now?
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- Andrew, go help your sister.
- No! I mean, I'm fine.
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And Ben... you're going to be great.
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If she doesn't have to go, I don't.
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If I have to watch that fat
girl play bongos again...
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Her name is Stacey McCann and
she has a thyroid problem.
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- Everybody's going, okay?
- Except Candy.
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Be careful. And remember...
no ring, no ding-ding.
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Oh, Mum! Jesus!
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Oh, Ben. It's okay, you can still win.
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Because I have such a supportive family...
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who believes in me!
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- Drama queen.
- What's that?
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These are the Thomsons.
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When Heidi and Klaus
aren't on ski holidays,
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they're modelling for their
parents' organic garment empire.
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Last year, they were nominated
for Young Australians of the Year,
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for building a school for AIDS orphans.
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They're awful.
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Friday's the busiest night of the week.
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Isn't that why you have staff?
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It's Ben's Annual Variety Gala Showcase.
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Remember when he was dressed as a
singing cat? What was that about?
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When he lost last time,
he cried for a week.
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He was runner-up! He's doing it for us.
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Why is Candy even going
to Schoolies anyway?
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Last year, I heard Kristy
Ronson woke up naked
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in a waterbed full of men
she didn't even know.
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Doesn't sound too bad.
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The waterbed part, I mean. Never mind.
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This is the most important
cultural event of the year.
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If we win, we get our photo
in the Sunshine Coast Daily.
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You can't buy that sort
of publicity, Melissa.
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- Actually, guys...
- I'm adding early morning rehearsals.
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I don't care if our lips bleed
if it means we get to beat Klaus.
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Hey, morning, guys!
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- Hello, Klaus.
- You guys going to this year's show?
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Last year's was so awesome! So awesome.
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I still can't believe we won.
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Heidi and I only entered
because Mr Mallory asked us to.
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Yeah, wow, cool story.
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Hey, you guys should enter too!
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- We already have.
- We'll think about it.
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See you guys in class.
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See you in hell.
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Yeah, Ben, about the talent show...
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Costume-wise, we're doing
the fittings at my place.
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- It's just...
- What, Troy?
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Mum threw Dad out. We're moving
closer to my grandparents.
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We leave tomorrow.
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But the talent show's this Friday!
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I mean... all of this is horrible.
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Really horrible, Troy.
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But there's no chance your
parents will get back together?
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Good work, Troy's mum! Don't
just ruin your son's life.
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Ruin the most acclaimed woodwind
ensemble on the Coast while you're at it.
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Maybe we could do it. As a couple.
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Wait, that came out wrong.
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All of our songs are for woodwind trios.
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If we don't find someone else,
we'll never destroy Klaus.
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Didn't you say it's not about winning?
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That participating in itself
is a worthwhile experience?
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Melissa, I made that up.
Judges love hearing that crap.
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We need posters.
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Jenny!
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Hey, Jenny!
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- Jenny!
- Hey, Jenny!
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Says it's declined.
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No, no, no. It's just the bank.
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Still declined.
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- Ai-ya, let me!
- Let me, let me!
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Platinum member.
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You take half and I'll take half.
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You're much better at this legwork.
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So to speak.
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You start at the quadrangle
and I'll do the stadium.
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Ben...
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Melissa, they're just pigeons.
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I've told you about my ornithophobia.
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Yeah, some ibis attacked
your eyeball or something.
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It's like the birds follow
me everywhere... watching me.
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I'm never safe.
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Mum, he just forgot. He's busy.
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So typical!
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Your father knows everything
about the restaurant money.
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Home bank accounts? Hello?
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How is Jenny supposed to buy groceries?
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I know Troy's family has issues,
but has his family ever considered
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that their issues affect other people?
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Troy's dad always had
the wandering eyeball.
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Always staring at Mummy's boobs.
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Yes, I know they are nice, but
hello? Your wife is right there.
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- Troy's mum says he's a deadbeat.
- Deadbeat?
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D-E-A-D-B-E-A-T.
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What does it mean?
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It's like someone who can't
be relied on. A loser.
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Oh... I know someone like that.
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Dad's not a deadbeat...
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Hey... you're supposed to be asleep.
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I needed to pee.
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What's happening?
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Well, his wife found out
he was a magic snake king.
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Now she wants to find him and kill him.
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Oh... makes sense.
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He loves her, but she does not
like the magic snake people
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because they cut off her sister's arms.
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Dad...
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Is everything okay... with you and Mum?
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Why do you ask?
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Well, it's no big deal if you
can't come. I know you're busy.
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I'll just tell Mum it's okay.
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Hey... Of course I'll be there.
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Where is everyone?
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I posted an urgent call-out to
the regional woodwind forum.
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We're screwed.
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So, Russell, how long
have you been playing?
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Excuse me?
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No... excuse me.
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He's deaf! How can he play
music if he can't hear?
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- Ben!
- What? He can't hear us.
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"And of course, thanks to my parents,
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"who raised me and my siblings so well...
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"And how's about a round of
applause for our runner-up... Klaus."
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Or should I just skip Klaus?
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Wait!
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Is that a harp?
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Ow!
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It's not my fault. It's your skull.
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Tam, no blood this time, please.
Chop-chop, Chinaman! Time to go.
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Mum, you don't understand.
They have a harp.
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So what? You have your talent.
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Everyone says you play like the black man.
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Mum, that's racist.
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- Why?
- I don't know, it just is.
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Klaus could just stand on stage drooling
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and everyone would think it was amazing.
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That creepy man at the fruit
shop spends all day drooling.
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No one thinks that he's amazing.
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Mum, Philip had a stroke.
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Whatever.
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You know, whenever Mummy's sad,
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I hear you play, it always
make me feel better.
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So you just get up there and
do the best for Mummy and Daddy.
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And, if you get to beat
stupid Klaus... good.
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Tammy, would you rather eat
someone's bum or their poo?
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That is disgusting. Why
would you even ask that?
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Oh, I've got another one!
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Would you rather drink a
stranger's phlegm or your own hand?
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Rather eat your own butt, Michelle.
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Hey, put that away! It's
your brother's big night.
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- Disgusting! Shut up, okay?
- Girls! Time for quiet. Shh!
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Jenny!
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Kumi told me young Ben's
competing tonight.
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Jenny, is this seat free?
If Tammy shuffles over...
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Oh, so sorry! Danny's coming.
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It's okay. It's going to be fine.
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I'll call you!
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Oh, no!
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Thank you, good evening. I am
your host, Mr Mallory Mallory.
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Thank you.
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To celebrate the end of the school year,
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we have some of Sacred Heart
College's finest talents
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performing for you.
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From Indigenous dance to slam poetry,
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from Chinese acrobatics to bongos,
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we have something for everyone.
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So...
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'Carpe noctum!'
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Let the games begin!
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What's wrong?
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Ahhh!
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A big round of applause for Stacey McCann
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and that robust performance of...
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'Nairobi Moonblood at Night'.
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Thank you.
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And now... for our next act.
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Sibling sensation Klaus und Heidi Thomson!
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Got my fingers burnt
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Now when I think of touching your hair
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You have changed so
much that I don't know
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If I can call you and tell you I care
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I would love to bring you down
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Plant your feet back on the ground
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You think you're so beautiful
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So beautiful
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So beautiful, beautiful...
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So beautiful...
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Bravo!
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Okay, listen up.
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Melissa, focus! Those guys
were nothing. We can nail this.
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You with us, Russell?
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No. What?
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Weren't they wonderful,
ladies and gentlemen?
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Break a leg!
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Bit insensitive, don't you think?
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And next up, with their rendition
of the classic hit 'Watermelon Man',
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Sacred Heart's very own wind-filled
wonders... Tooty Frutti!
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Shh!
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Sorry...
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- Can we stop?
- We'll stop when Mum stops.
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I can't ever go back to school.
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Hey, everyone.
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- Candy!
- Oh, hey...
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- How was Schoolies?
- What?
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Oh yeah, good. I mean, great.
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- So, what's going on?
- Well, now that you're so interested,
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Russell's hearing aids fell off,
Melissa was assaulted by a bird,
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- Klaus and Heidi won again...
- I mean... with Mum and Dad.
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Why do you think I work so hard?
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How else will we pay for their
school fees, their clothes?
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Their... fruit costumes?
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I spent all week helping Ben
make his costume. Where were you?
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I was working!
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You wouldn't know what it's like to
slave your guts out for this family.
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What? You haven't worked
since Ben was born.
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Meanwhile I'm at the
restaurant seven days a week.
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And what I do here, day in, day
out, looking after everything,
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isn't work?
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- Deadbeat!
- What the hell's a "deadbe..."
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Crazy!
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, Mummy's fine.
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Need some cheering up?
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Oh, just like the black man.
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Merry Christmas!
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What if Mum never lets Dad
back? It's already been a week.
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Dad! You should come to Christmas.
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I'll do it. Food, everything.
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Just give Dad this one chance.
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You are Martha Stewart, Nigella Lawson...
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Dad's here!
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