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Phil...
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did you see the mess
that Haskell left in the...
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What the huckleberry is that?
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It's Haskell's latest purchase.
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He managed to buy something
I have even less use for
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than a tanning bed.
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Enough is enough.
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You know, just because he came into money
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doesn't mean he can take over
the whole apartment!
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Excuse me.
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I'm aligning Mr. Lutz's chakras,
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and he says your voices
are disturbing his chi.
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Oh, well,
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the last thing I'd want to do is disturb...
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[whispering] Mr. Lutz's chi, so...
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Haskell, get your ass out here right now!
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All right, but make it quick,
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because underneath this robe,
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I am basted like a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Haskell, we need to talk.
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Uh, uh, Star, can you
excuse us for a moment?
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Oh, of course, Mr. Lutz.
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Star is descended from the Goddess Lakshmi.
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She also works part-time at Target.
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Look, Haskell,
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things have got to change around here.
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You're leaving dirty dishes in the sink,
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wet towels on the floor,
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not to mention turning the living room
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into your own personal amusement park.
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Yeah, and this fortune teller guy...
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He's really freaking me out.
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All right, I hear you, gentlemen.
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I, uh, intend to make it right.
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- Thank you.
- Here we go.
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Little something for your trouble.
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There you go.
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Something for you as well. There you are.
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What do I look like,
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the guy who works the door
at the Booty Palace?
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Come on, Haskell, we don't want your money.
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We want a little consideration.
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And you can start by getting
all this stuff out of here.
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Hey, I live here too,
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and I can display my possessions
any way I so choose.
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All right, fine. Then let's take a vote.
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Who here wants Haskell
to get rid of all this stuff
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and stop acting like a pompous tool?
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I believe the people have spoken.
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Well, screw the people. I'm not doing it.
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- The hell you ain't!
- Yeah.
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The brother speaks for me too!
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What? It just sounds tougher when you...
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Haskell, get the stuff out of here.
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[overlapping shouting]
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(Holly) Guys.
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Guys, what is going on?
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I'll tell you what's going on.
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Haskell's acting like he owns the place.
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That's right. He's rude.
He's disrespectful.
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And every time he turns on
that tanning bed,
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it wreaks havoc with my foot spa.
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Tell me, Holly.
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Do you think we should
have to put up with this?
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Yes. I invite your, uh, unbiased opinion.
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You just grazed my boob.
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Consider it a tip.
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I agree with the guys.
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Look, you got to get this stuff out of here
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and be more considerate.
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And keep your money, I... Ooh, a hundy.
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No, no, no.
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Fine. I will consider it.
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Star, heat up the sesame oil!
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And call Target,
tell them you're gonna be late.
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[upbeat music]
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Sync by brayanatsix
www.addic7ed.com
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Stuart, do you always have
to press the elevator button
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with your elbow?
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Those buttons are a teeming
colony of mutating viruses.
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It's a lot of work being you, isn't it?
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It's exhausting.
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- Hey.
- Ah.
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Hey, look at this.
Haskell got rid of his stuff.
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Huh. I was gearing up
for more of an imbroglio.
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I'm sorry, a-a whatio?
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An imbroglio... a messy,
complicated argument.
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Oh. Well, just say that, man.
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[gasps] Oh, my God! Look,
Haskell listened to you.
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Oh, I'm so glad.
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I was afraid you guys were gonna
have another contretemps.
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Yeah, all I know is I'm just happy
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we worked it out with Haskell
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and reached an agreeable denouement.
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Yeah, that's right... I can do snooty.
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Hey, Haskell!
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Hey, there he is. What's happening, man?
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Hi, roomie.
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I love it when my boys work it out.
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Oh, I'm so proud of you.
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Ah, look, I heard what you said,
and I took it to heart.
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The last thing I want
is for my newfound wealth
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to inconvenience you in any way.
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- Oh...
- Thank you.
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- Which is why I'm moving out.
- Huh?
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Uh, that's right, I found a new residence
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that's more suited
to my new station in life.
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Haskell, you can't be serious.
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Uh, here are my keys, and, uh,
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and this is a check to cover, well...
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you'll know when you see it.
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- No, no, Haskell...
- Hey, don't do this, man.
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- Come on...
- Don't do this.
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It's not without a tinge of remorse.
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Let me take one last, fond look
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at the place I called home for four years.
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Yikes.
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[door closes]
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Hey.
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Hey, breakfast is on
the table. Have a seat.
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Stuart, you set a place for Haskell again.
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Ah. [scoffs] I keep forgetting.
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I don't know why.
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It's not like I miss him or anything.
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[chuckling]
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Me neither. Not one bit.
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As a matter of fact, I was thinking
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we could do something fun with his room.
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- Oh.
- Like turn it into a man cave...
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Flat screen, leather chairs...
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- beer fridge.
- Gift-wrapping station?
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Oh, you'll thank me at Christmas.
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Hey, guys.
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- How you holding up?
- Oh, fine.
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We were just trying to figure out
what to turn Haskell's room into.
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That's all you care about?
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Your friend's been gone three days,
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and you don't even miss him?
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- Nope.
- Not a bit.
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Well, I do!
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I miss when I pop in in the morning,
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and he's sitting on that couch...
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or I come home from work,
and he's sitting on that couch.
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There's not much you can
depend on in this life
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except for his ass on that couch!
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Yeah, well, life goes on.
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Yes, it does.
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Oh, I don't buy this act for a second.
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You guys miss him too.
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No, we don't. Right, Stuart?
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[chuckles] Does the moon miss the sun?
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Of course we do.
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I saw his shorty robe hanging
in the bathroom this morning...
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I damn near lost it.
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Let's face it... We're family.
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It doesn't work without him.
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I couldn't bear any of you leaving.
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[gasps] Guys, you have to go get him back.
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How? He's the one who said
he wanted a place
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more suited to his new station in life.
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No, that's just his pride talking!
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Look, if I know Haskell...
And trust me, I do...
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He's sitting on some
strange couch right now
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missing us as much as we miss him.
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You're right. You're right.
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He's like a scared little kid
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who ran away from home and
is too stubborn to come back.
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Mama's comin', baby!
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Oh, my God, the elevator opens up
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right into his apartment.
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He's got no front door.
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It's like living on the bridge
of the Enterprise!
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Brazilian rosewood floors, Italian marble.
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[gasps] I can only imagine the kitchen.
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Okay. Play it cool.
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Remember, we're here to get him back.
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Right. [clears throat]
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Hello, gentlemen.
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Welcome to my humble little penthouse.
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So what do you think?
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It's all right.
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If you like that sort of thing.
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Breathtaking view, huh?
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In the distance, you can see Lady Liberty
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raising her torch.
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Unlike our old place where you could see
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Old Lady Rosenberg asleep on the toilet.
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So, uh...
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to what do I owe the pleasure?
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[clears throat]
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Well, Haskell,
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we know you're miserable
and you want to come home.
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[all laughing]
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Yeah, it's been hell.
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Ah, I-I have to admit,
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this place is pretty spectacular.
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Yeah, it's sick, man!
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You got no front door!
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I guess we better go tell Holly
you're not coming back.
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Hey, what's the rush? I mean, you're here.
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Why not hang out, have a few
drinks, enjoy the good life?
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Hey, you know there's
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a party tonight at the rooftop pool.
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I don't hate that.
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Well, I mean, it is a Wednesday, but, uh,
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I guess I could put on my party face.
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Ha! Excellent.
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Till then, we'll just enjoy our drinks
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and warm ourselves by the fire.
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What fire?
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Whoa!
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Good morning.
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Yes, it is a good morning, Haskell.
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That bathroom's crazy.
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Flat screen TV, sauna,
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showerhead with, like, 16 nozzles
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that hit all the right places.
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I feel clean...
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[sniffs] And a little dirty! Mm!
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Oh-ho-ho. I know that smile.
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Someone's in love.
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She's got an eight-burner range,
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a center island with a prep sink,
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and a wood-burning pizza oven.
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That kitchen completes me.
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Anyway, Haskell, thank you for allowing us
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to crash last night.
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Yes. After that second spritzer,
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I was totally piss-faced.
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Hey, it's nice living
the high life, isn't it?
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Mm.
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Wouldn't you like to do it every day?
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Well, you don't have to rub it in.
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I'm not.
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Move in with me.
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- What?
- Huh?
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Look, I miss you guys. I'm lonely.
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And what's the point
in having a place like this
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if I can't share it with my best friends?
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Haskell, are you kidding?
We could never afford this.
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But I can.
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Just pay what you've been paying,
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and I'll pick up the rest.
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You're gonna get a kiss.
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[Haskell laughs]
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Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait.
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What about Holly, right?
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I mean, she was upset
when Haskell moved out.
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Can you imagine if it was all of us?
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- Yeah, you're right.
- Of course I'm right.
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- Although...
- Although?
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You got something?
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For all these years,
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this woman has been putting us first.
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What would happen if we weren't there?
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- It would crush her.
- Or...
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Or... Stuart, there's an "or."
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Or with us out of the way,
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she'd be free to pursue
her... her life, her needs...
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00:10:22,177 --> 00:10:23,712
her happiness.
261
00:10:23,812 --> 00:10:25,213
You're right.
262
00:10:25,313 --> 00:10:27,416
We've been holding Holly back.
263
00:10:27,582 --> 00:10:30,385
We've been selfish.
264
00:10:30,485 --> 00:10:33,889
I don't like me very much right now.
265
00:10:33,989 --> 00:10:36,892
Well, then why don't we...
266
00:10:36,992 --> 00:10:40,429
do the right thing
and put Holly first for once?
267
00:10:40,595 --> 00:10:43,832
Gentlemen, do I surmise
that you agree to move in?
268
00:10:43,932 --> 00:10:44,866
Now, hang on, Haskell.
269
00:10:44,966 --> 00:10:46,268
This is still a very big decision.
270
00:10:46,368 --> 00:10:47,803
Phil and I are gonna have to talk it over.
271
00:10:47,903 --> 00:10:48,837
- Yes.
- God, yes.
272
00:10:48,937 --> 00:10:51,840
Yeah! [all laughing]
273
00:10:56,566 --> 00:10:59,936
[knock at door] Coming.
274
00:11:00,036 --> 00:11:01,705
Oh, where have you guys been?
275
00:11:01,805 --> 00:11:03,106
I thought you were gonna see Haskell.
276
00:11:03,206 --> 00:11:04,474
We did.
277
00:11:04,574 --> 00:11:07,177
Well, what happened?
Did you get him to come back?
278
00:11:07,277 --> 00:11:08,912
Sadly, no.
279
00:11:09,012 --> 00:11:10,180
Well, why not?
280
00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,682
He can't be happy in some cold,
lonely apartment.
281
00:11:12,782 --> 00:11:14,684
Well, it does have its charms...
282
00:11:14,784 --> 00:11:16,186
You know, chef's kitchen, high ceilings.
283
00:11:16,286 --> 00:11:17,954
Oh, steam shower with nozzles.
284
00:11:20,123 --> 00:11:22,225
[softly] Lots of nozzles.
285
00:11:22,325 --> 00:11:24,027
So he's choosing an apartment over us?
286
00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:25,528
I can't believe it.
287
00:11:25,629 --> 00:11:28,398
But, hey, at least we have each other.
288
00:11:28,498 --> 00:11:29,733
- [laughs]
- Yes, yes.
289
00:11:29,833 --> 00:11:31,034
And that's a good thing...
290
00:11:31,134 --> 00:11:32,802
But sometimes too much of a good thing
291
00:11:32,903 --> 00:11:34,571
can be a bad thing.
292
00:11:34,671 --> 00:11:36,840
Why's a good thing a bad thing?
Where you going with that?
293
00:11:36,940 --> 00:11:39,542
Well, it's funny. Uh, see, while...
294
00:11:39,643 --> 00:11:42,879
we were over there, Haskell
kind of asked us to move in.
295
00:11:42,979 --> 00:11:45,582
Oh-ho! I wish I could have
seen the look on his face
296
00:11:45,682 --> 00:11:47,584
when you turned him down.
297
00:11:47,684 --> 00:11:49,019
[gasps]
298
00:11:50,820 --> 00:11:53,423
You... you did turn him down, didn't you?
299
00:11:53,523 --> 00:11:54,491
Well, not in so many words.
300
00:11:54,591 --> 00:11:56,426
Exactly what words did you use?
301
00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,595
I don't remember the exact words.
302
00:11:58,695 --> 00:12:01,498
It was something along the lines of, um...
303
00:12:01,598 --> 00:12:03,133
yes.
304
00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:07,003
Wha...
305
00:12:07,103 --> 00:12:08,538
You're ditching me too?
306
00:12:08,638 --> 00:12:10,640
Yes, because we love you!
307
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,475
Yeah.
308
00:12:12,576 --> 00:12:15,011
All these years, Holly,
you've been putting us first.
309
00:12:15,111 --> 00:12:17,314
That's right... setting aside
your needs for us,
310
00:12:17,414 --> 00:12:18,949
and we let that happen.
311
00:12:19,049 --> 00:12:21,351
- We've been selfish.
- Mm. So selfish!
312
00:12:22,485 --> 00:12:24,054
Now it's your time to shine.
313
00:12:24,154 --> 00:12:26,456
You shine, girl.
314
00:12:26,556 --> 00:12:28,058
Wait, wait, okay, so wait.
315
00:12:28,158 --> 00:12:30,360
You're doing all this for me,
for my happiness?
316
00:12:30,460 --> 00:12:32,596
- Yeah. That's it.
- Yeah, you deserve it, Holly.
317
00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:35,298
That is just the biggest
load of crap I've ever heard!
318
00:12:35,398 --> 00:12:37,567
You're not doing it for me.
You're doing it 'cause
319
00:12:37,667 --> 00:12:39,469
you want to move into
some big, fancy apartment.
320
00:12:39,569 --> 00:12:41,438
You should have just had the
balls to come out and say it.
321
00:12:41,538 --> 00:12:43,273
At least I would have respected that.
322
00:12:43,373 --> 00:12:45,308
You're right. We're sorry.
323
00:12:45,408 --> 00:12:47,110
Yeah, we should have told you the truth.
324
00:12:47,210 --> 00:12:48,378
Thank you.
325
00:12:48,478 --> 00:12:50,847
- Get out!
- Oh!
326
00:12:55,685 --> 00:12:57,487
There he is, my wealth manager!
327
00:12:57,587 --> 00:12:59,089
The man who makes my life worth living!
328
00:12:59,189 --> 00:13:00,790
- Hello, Haskell.
- Come on in, Arnie!
329
00:13:00,890 --> 00:13:02,125
[laughs]
330
00:13:02,225 --> 00:13:04,661
How's my money?
Let's start with the pie charts.
331
00:13:04,794 --> 00:13:06,296
You know, I love the pie charts.
332
00:13:06,396 --> 00:13:08,231
- No pie charts today.
- What do you got?
333
00:13:08,331 --> 00:13:10,133
Haskell, you know when you go to the track
334
00:13:10,233 --> 00:13:11,935
and you have a gut feeling
about a long shot,
335
00:13:12,035 --> 00:13:13,336
so you put a bundle on it?
336
00:13:13,436 --> 00:13:15,438
- Uh-huh.
- The bell rings, they're off.
337
00:13:15,538 --> 00:13:16,907
Your horse is at the back of the pack,
338
00:13:17,007 --> 00:13:18,575
but at the clubhouse turn,
he makes his move,
339
00:13:18,675 --> 00:13:20,076
coming down the final stretch,
340
00:13:20,176 --> 00:13:21,111
it's neck and neck
341
00:13:21,211 --> 00:13:22,812
until your horse wins by a nose!
342
00:13:22,846 --> 00:13:24,147
- Yes!
- Well, that didn't happen.
343
00:13:24,247 --> 00:13:26,616
You're broke.
344
00:13:28,485 --> 00:13:29,886
What? What do you mean I'm broke?
345
00:13:29,986 --> 00:13:31,655
Believe me, this was
not easy for me to say.
346
00:13:31,821 --> 00:13:33,957
That's why I opened with
the uplifting racetrack story.
347
00:13:34,057 --> 00:13:35,859
What the hell happened to my money?
348
00:13:35,959 --> 00:13:37,260
You were supposed to be managing it!
349
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,596
You're the one that insisted
on a 60% return.
350
00:13:39,696 --> 00:13:41,665
Now, while third-world subprime mortgages
351
00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:43,433
can be very lucrative,
352
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,502
they can also be highly volatile.
353
00:13:45,602 --> 00:13:47,470
Now, who knew that the
Kazakhstan real-estate bubble
354
00:13:47,571 --> 00:13:49,839
would burst?
355
00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:52,042
I...I don't believe it!
356
00:13:52,142 --> 00:13:55,111
I don't have any money? What am I gonna do?
357
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:57,180
Well, now, as far as this place
goes, don't worry.
358
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,782
I pulled some strings.
359
00:13:58,848 --> 00:14:00,650
You don't have to be out until 5:00.
360
00:14:03,887 --> 00:14:05,655
Oh, my God.
361
00:14:05,789 --> 00:14:08,291
[panting] I'm weak. I-I'm nauseous.
362
00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:10,293
I-I-I've lost all feeling in my arms.
363
00:14:10,393 --> 00:14:11,428
I can't lift them.
364
00:14:11,528 --> 00:14:14,664
Would you do me a favor
and strangle yourself?
365
00:14:14,798 --> 00:14:16,800
I think maybe I should say my good-byes.
366
00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:20,003
I'm going to leave some cards by the door.
367
00:14:20,103 --> 00:14:21,838
Referrals are always appreciated.
368
00:14:23,373 --> 00:14:25,008
- Hey.
- Hi.
369
00:14:25,108 --> 00:14:27,611
Well, it was upsetting,
Haskell, but we did it.
370
00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:29,179
We told Holly we're moving out.
371
00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,348
Yeah. And she did not take it well,
372
00:14:31,448 --> 00:14:33,250
but on the upside...
373
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,818
- we have all of this.
- [chuckles]
374
00:14:34,884 --> 00:14:37,654
That's right, buddy... Home, sweet home.
375
00:14:37,821 --> 00:14:39,589
Magnificent, isn't it?
376
00:14:39,689 --> 00:14:41,558
We have to be out by 5:00.
377
00:14:41,658 --> 00:14:43,226
"Out"?
378
00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:44,694
You mean out so that housekeeping
379
00:14:44,828 --> 00:14:46,399
can come put those
little mints on our pillows?
380
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,266
I mean...
381
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:50,968
out.
382
00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:52,469
We have no place to live.
383
00:14:52,536 --> 00:14:53,870
I'm broke,
384
00:14:53,971 --> 00:14:57,174
busted, penniless.
385
00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:59,476
Oh, dear God in Heaven,
386
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:02,512
I'm one of them!
387
00:15:02,613 --> 00:15:03,714
I-I don't get it.
388
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,682
Haskell, what happened to all your money?
389
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:09,052
Don't ask me that question
when I'm 50 floors up!
390
00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:10,487
This is all your fault, man.
391
00:15:10,587 --> 00:15:12,623
You're the one who seduced us
with your steam showers
392
00:15:12,723 --> 00:15:13,890
and your heated toilet seats!
393
00:15:13,991 --> 00:15:15,559
Yeah, yeah, and your eight-burner range
394
00:15:15,659 --> 00:15:17,094
and your pasta faucet.
395
00:15:17,194 --> 00:15:19,863
Don't play the doe-eyed innocent with me!
396
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:23,300
Your panties dropped the second
you were off that elevator!
397
00:15:26,536 --> 00:15:27,938
He's right. He's right.
398
00:15:28,038 --> 00:15:29,906
He's right. We... [sighs]
399
00:15:30,007 --> 00:15:32,042
We sold out Holly for an apartment.
400
00:15:32,142 --> 00:15:34,411
Yes. But what are we gonna do?
Where are we gonna live?
401
00:15:34,511 --> 00:15:36,046
We're gonna have to
beg her to take us back.
402
00:15:36,146 --> 00:15:37,080
After what we did,
403
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,615
there's no way she'll take us back.
404
00:15:38,715 --> 00:15:39,892
- Although...
- He's got an "although."
405
00:15:39,892 --> 00:15:40,701
What's the "although"?
406
00:15:40,702 --> 00:15:44,221
Although she's upset now,
under all those hurt feelings
407
00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,990
is a warm, caring, compassionate woman.
408
00:15:47,090 --> 00:15:49,192
We're [bleep].
409
00:16:10,079 --> 00:16:11,347
Are you okay?
410
00:16:11,447 --> 00:16:13,983
I can't believe they're gone.
411
00:16:14,083 --> 00:16:16,352
I mean, I knew they'd move on eventually,
412
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,253
but I always thought it would be
413
00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,889
when Stuart got married or...
414
00:16:20,990 --> 00:16:23,525
Phil got some big job
415
00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:26,662
and Haskell would end up
on one of their couches.
416
00:16:29,865 --> 00:16:33,702
So I guess you'll be looking
for new tenants, huh?
417
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:35,704
Three strangers in here instead of my boys?
418
00:16:35,804 --> 00:16:37,840
I can't even think about it.
419
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,075
They're such a big part of my life.
420
00:16:40,175 --> 00:16:42,411
I don't know how I'm gonna fill the void.
421
00:16:42,511 --> 00:16:44,346
At least I have you.
422
00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,582
Ooh! That's right, I have you!
423
00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,485
[whimpering]
424
00:16:49,585 --> 00:16:51,754
Oh, I have the best idea!
425
00:16:51,854 --> 00:16:54,390
Why don't I move in here
and you move into my place?
426
00:16:54,523 --> 00:16:56,425
- No!
- You're right, that's crazy.
427
00:16:56,525 --> 00:16:57,993
Let's both move in here together.
428
00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,061
Yes. Yeah.
429
00:16:59,161 --> 00:17:00,429
We'll live together, work together.
430
00:17:00,529 --> 00:17:03,732
You'll become my personal project.
431
00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:06,101
Uh, uh, or you could take a class
432
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:09,171
or go on a singles' cruise
or take a raft down the Amazon.
433
00:17:09,271 --> 00:17:11,307
Most people come back.
434
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:15,544
Oh. Hey, Holly.
435
00:17:15,644 --> 00:17:16,812
- Hey, Eden.
- Help!
436
00:17:16,912 --> 00:17:19,214
She's gonna make me fill the void!
437
00:17:21,583 --> 00:17:24,253
So you guys came back
to get your stuff, huh?
438
00:17:24,353 --> 00:17:26,855
Look, Holly, because
we love and respect you,
439
00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:29,358
this time we're just gonna
tell you the truth.
440
00:17:29,458 --> 00:17:31,260
Yeah, uh...
441
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,062
Haskell lost all his money, and we're here
442
00:17:33,162 --> 00:17:35,864
to beg you to please let us come home.
443
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:37,599
Don't lie to me.
444
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:39,468
There's no way
he went through all that money.
445
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,170
Haskell's smarter than... [gasps]
446
00:17:41,270 --> 00:17:43,772
He went through all his money!
447
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,643
Every penny.
448
00:17:47,743 --> 00:17:48,978
I want my old room,
449
00:17:49,078 --> 00:17:51,113
and if you haven't cleaned up that thing,
450
00:17:51,213 --> 00:17:53,282
I could use that check back.
451
00:17:53,382 --> 00:17:56,652
Well, welly, well...
452
00:17:56,752 --> 00:17:58,320
[chuckles]
453
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,990
So you ditch me, come crawling back,
454
00:18:01,090 --> 00:18:04,793
expect me to welcome you with open arms?
455
00:18:04,893 --> 00:18:06,929
We were hoping.
456
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:08,931
It's too late. I already rented it out.
457
00:18:09,031 --> 00:18:10,265
- What?
- What? Already?
458
00:18:10,366 --> 00:18:11,667
We just moved out.
459
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,435
And I moved on. Or did you imagine
460
00:18:13,535 --> 00:18:16,138
I was just going to walk
around here whining, moping,
461
00:18:16,238 --> 00:18:19,608
wistfully running my fingers
across the furniture?
462
00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:23,379
- Well...
- Kind of.
463
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:24,980
I got three great guys coming in here.
464
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,449
Ted's an architect.
465
00:18:26,549 --> 00:18:27,983
Bob's a neurosurgeon.
466
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:30,152
And Warren's... also a neurosurgeon.
467
00:18:30,252 --> 00:18:31,654
And they're all cute and single.
468
00:18:31,754 --> 00:18:33,155
You know what? I should thank you guys.
469
00:18:33,255 --> 00:18:34,490
Thank you!
470
00:18:34,590 --> 00:18:37,359
No, no, Holly, those
guys don't belong here. We do.
471
00:18:37,426 --> 00:18:39,528
Look, we did a stupid thing,
472
00:18:39,628 --> 00:18:41,664
and we're really sorry,
but we really did miss you.
473
00:18:41,764 --> 00:18:43,532
Exactly what did you miss about me?
474
00:18:43,632 --> 00:18:47,169
No matter how fussy or insecure I am,
475
00:18:47,269 --> 00:18:50,539
you never lose patience,
and you're always there for me.
476
00:18:50,639 --> 00:18:54,009
Not bad. You?
477
00:18:54,110 --> 00:18:58,848
I know that sometimes
I can be a little shallow and...
478
00:18:58,948 --> 00:19:00,883
[chuckles] Self-involved...
479
00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:02,318
Mm-hmm.
480
00:19:02,418 --> 00:19:04,587
But you call me on it, and...
481
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,522
that makes me a better man.
482
00:19:09,325 --> 00:19:11,994
You're up, Haskell.
483
00:19:12,094 --> 00:19:13,829
Holly...
484
00:19:13,929 --> 00:19:16,565
I need you now more than ever.
485
00:19:16,665 --> 00:19:19,902
You're the only person
who never gave up on me.
486
00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:22,104
Oh, all right, all right!
487
00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,707
I'll call Ted, Bob, and Warren.
488
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:28,177
They'll be crushed.
I think Ted had the hots for me.
489
00:19:28,344 --> 00:19:30,112
- Thank you, Holly.
- We don't deserve you.
490
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,213
You're the best.
491
00:19:31,347 --> 00:19:32,481
And you remember that,
492
00:19:32,581 --> 00:19:35,417
'cause I'm only doing this for you.
493
00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:40,651
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