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[upbeat music]
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Here you go.
One wine, one cosmo.
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And for you, Haskell,
a screaming orgasm.
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[Chuckles]
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- Don't be too loud.
- [Laughs]
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I can't make any promises.
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[Chuckles]
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Really, Haskell?
You're flirting with Nicki
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over naughty drink orders?
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Well, haven't you noticed
the simmering
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sexual tension
building between us?
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Uh, not even slightly.
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Honey, you gotta
tell her how you feel.
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If you're nervous
about doing it, just ask Phil.
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I mean, that guy
could pick up anyone.
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Hey, I dated him.
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I'm sorry.
What you two had was beautiful.
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Seriously, anyone.
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No, no, no, no.
Phil can't know.
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If I tell him,
he'll tell Stuart,
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who will tell Nicki.
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I want the moment I reveal
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my true feelings
to be a beautiful story
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I can tell my grandchildren.
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It all began when grandma
gave me a screaming orgasm.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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- Don't look.
- Where?
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- I said don't look!
- Okay.
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- Over there.
- [Gasps]
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The silver fox?
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That's my old law school
Professor, James Malcolm.
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Oh, my God,
I had such a crush on him.
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That man could make
tax law sound sexy.
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"Primary residence cancelation
of debt exclusion
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will improve
financial liquidity."
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[Moans]
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Was that good for you?
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'Cause it made me
a little queasy.
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Anyway, why don't
you go say hello?
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Oh.
[Chuckles]
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He wouldn't remember me.
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I mean, I was
just a shy, awkward,
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uncannily brilliant student
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who was the envy
of all her peers.
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- Just go.
- Okay.
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Hi.
Professor Malcolm?
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Sorry.
Hi.
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You probably
won't remember me.
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I'm Holly...
Holly Franklin.
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- Of course I remember you.
- [Laughs]
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You always challenged me,
kept me on my toes,
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- questioned everything.
- [Laughs]
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God, that was irritating.
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- I'm... I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, don't be.
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It's what made you
an outstanding student
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and me a better Professor.
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Really? Professor Malcolm,
you have no idea
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how much
that means to me.
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- Please, call me James.
- Oh, okay.
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Why don't
you join me for a drink?
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You wanna have
a drink with me?
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Well, unless
you're with somebody.
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A husband?
Boyfriend?
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- No, just my girlfriend.
- Ooh.
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No, no, no.
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No "ooh."
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She... she's not
a girlfriend girlfriend.
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She's just a friend...
Ms. Franklin,
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as I used
to say in class:
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You have made your point,
now sit down.
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Hey.
Nicki, can we get two beers?
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Yeah, one second.
Look, Steve.
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I know we were
supposed to go out tonight,
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but something kinda came up.
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My grandma died.
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Yes, very, very sad.
Very sad.
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Yes, okay, see ya!
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Grammie died?
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Yeah, she said
you were a disappointment
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and took her own life.
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- What was that about?
- Oh, just some guy.
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We went out
a few times.
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We were supposed
to have dinner tonight,
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but I cancelled.
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- Why'd you cancel?
- No reason.
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Let it go.
Come on, Nicki, come on.
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Come on, we're back
in each other's lives, huh?
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You can tell me anything.
Okay.
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I'm a little nervous
he's gonna wanna go back
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to his place
and have sex.
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I'm out.
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What's the big deal?
You're a single woman now.
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What's wrong
with having a little fun?
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Well, what's wrong
is I haven't been with a guy
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who wasn't
my husband in 20 years,
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it's a little scary.
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You know,
do I still look good?
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Am I doin' it right?
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Do things still go
where they used to?
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Nah, they switched
everything around.
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No, I'm just playing.
I'm just playing.
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Look, Nicki,
stop overthinking it, all right?
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All you gotta do
is find a guy and knock one out.
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Oh.
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Yes, great idea.
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And maybe I could
buy myself something pretty
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with the money
he leaves on the nightstand.
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[Upbeat music]
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The Exes - S03E20
The Old Man and the Holly
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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That was fun last night.
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Ooh, it certainly
was, Professor.
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Oh, I learned
a few things
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you definitely
didn't cover in class.
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Time for your pills,
Mr. Malcolm.
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Holy crap.
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It's okay.
It's my nurse.
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You have a live-in nurse?
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No, I share her
with everyone on the floor.
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The floor?
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Where the hell am I?
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This is
an assisted living facility.
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An old-age home?
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No, it's nothing like that.
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I've had some medical issues,
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and it makes life
easier living here.
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I mean, they've got everything.
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It's like
living in a hotel.
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[Motorized bed whirrs]
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This doesn't
bother you, does it?
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No.
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[Upbeat music]
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- Hi, hi.
- Hey, Eden.
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So how was
your Tuesday with morrie?
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It was great.
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We laughed.
We caught up.
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We went back
to his place.
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His place?
Does that mean...
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Well, let's just say
I earned a little extra credit.
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[Chuckles]
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Teacher has a new pet.
[Chuckles]
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I finished top of my class...
Stop.
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Sounds like you two
have a nice thing.
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Yes.
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Yes, we do.
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We certainly do.
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What's wrong?
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It's just his living
situation isn't ideal.
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Ugh, Holly, you always
find something to nitpick.
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What is it this time?
Place too small?
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No view?
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He lives in an assisted
living facility.
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An old-age home?
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No.
It's nothing like that.
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It's more like
a swanky hotel
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with high toilets
and a crash cart.
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Okay.
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Well, the important thing
is you gave it a try.
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You widened the net.
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Now, it's time
to tighten it up a notch.
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Really?
'Cause I was thinkin'
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maybe I might
sorta see him again.
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In the home?
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It is assisted living
for the active adult.
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And let me tell you...
He is very active.
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And what we did
last night was very adult.
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Holly, come on.
You gotta dump father time.
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Listen.
James is a great guy.
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I mean... and he thinks
I'm smart and beautiful.
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He couldn't take
his eyes off me.
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That's because he was
trying to remember who you are.
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[Knocking on door]
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[Sighs]
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Oh, hey, Nicki.
What's up?
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Hey, Phil.
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I've just been thinking
about this whole sex thing...
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- Mm.
- And you're right.
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I just gotta get it over with
and knock one out.
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[Laughs]
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There you go.
Knock one out.
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[Laughs]
[Laughs]
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So when's good for you?
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Wait, whoa.
Um, uh...
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[Chuckles]
You wanna do it with me?
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Yeah, look,
I know it sounds crazy,
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but it's like you said.
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I just need
one night of meaningless sex.
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And what could be
more meaningless than with you?
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Uh, I'm sorry, Nicki.
I just can't do this.
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Wow, wow.
Okay, great.
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My new sex life
is off to a great start.
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I can't even
give it away.
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No, Nicki, you're a hottie.
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It's just that
you're also Stuart's sister.
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Look, don't worry.
He'll never know.
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I promise.
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- I don't know.
- Come on.
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It's not like
I'm asking you to help me move.
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Be a pal.
Do me!
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- Okay.
- Yeah?
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- But you're gonna owe me.
- Oh, okay.
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All right.
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So meet me
at my place tomorrow night.
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No flowers, no champagne.
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Just show up
and we'll get down to business.
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I will be there,
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but a little
sweet talk wouldn't kill you.
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Oh, Phil.
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You didn't tell me
we have company.
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Why, hello, Nicki.
Lovely to see you.
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Lovely to see
you too, Haskell.
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Well, then we agree.
It's lovely to see each other.
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Yeah, sure.
See ya.
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Curious visit.
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Stuart's not here.
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What... or should
I say who...
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Could've drawn her over here?
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Listen, Haskell,
I got a problem,
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and I can only
talk to you about it.
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If I told Stuart,
he would flip out.
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Unburden yourself.
I am here for you, my friend.
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Okay.
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Nicki wants to have sex
with me, and I said yes.
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You son of a bitch!
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What?
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That... That...
That's how Stuart would react
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if he caught
wind of this.
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And that's why
he can't know.
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Nicki hasn't done it
with anyone since her divorce,
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and she wants to get
the first time over with.
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But it should be
with someone who worships her,
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who... who puts her
on a pedestal,
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who writes her name
in syrup on his pancakes.
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Why you?
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Come on.
[Chuckles]
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- That was nice.
- It certainly was.
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James.
Mm?
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Let's go do something.
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The night is young.
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- And so are we.
- Yeah.
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Let me check
the activities calendar.
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All right.
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[Groans]
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What do we have?
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It's bingo night,
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and there's karate for seniors,
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and there's a talk on overcoming
your fear of computers.
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James, let's get
the hell out of here.
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- You're right.
- Yeah.
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I've become
complacent living here.
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That's what
I love about you.
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You make me
feel young and alive.
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Stick with me, and you will
feel like a kid again.
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00:10:16,042 --> 00:10:17,980
Oh, no.
Hey, hey, hey!
256
00:10:19,011 --> 00:10:20,612
Are you all right?
Help!
257
00:10:20,613 --> 00:10:23,648
I've fallen,
and I can't get up!
258
00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:29,729
[Upbeat music]
259
00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,369
Oh, where you off to?
260
00:10:36,370 --> 00:10:38,406
Nowhere.
[Laughs]
261
00:10:38,407 --> 00:10:39,807
[Laughing]
262
00:10:39,808 --> 00:10:41,440
Come on. Come on.
All dressed up?
263
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,175
[Sniffing]
264
00:10:43,176 --> 00:10:44,710
Smelling pretty.
[Laughs nervously]
265
00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,347
Huh? Huh?
266
00:10:46,348 --> 00:10:49,683
You are on your way
to get some strange.
267
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,818
[Laughing]
268
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,620
No, no, no strange.
269
00:10:53,621 --> 00:10:56,089
Stuart, if you must know,
I'm...
270
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,359
Off to help a friend out.
271
00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,863
Sounds like a Booty call.
272
00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:04,865
Wish I had a friend
like that.
273
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,767
No, you don't.
274
00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:08,935
I'm gonna go.
275
00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,368
Yeah! Yeah, yeah.
276
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:11,769
Don't wanna keep
the lady waiting.
277
00:11:11,770 --> 00:11:13,036
Phil, you know...
278
00:11:13,037 --> 00:11:16,544
Sometimes I wish I could be you,
just for one night.
279
00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:20,113
Trust me, Stuart,
this isn't the night.
280
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:24,950
Hey. Hey, Haskell.
281
00:11:24,951 --> 00:11:28,791
Phil is on his way
to have sex with your sister.
282
00:11:28,792 --> 00:11:30,026
What?
283
00:11:30,027 --> 00:11:31,094
You heard me!
284
00:11:31,095 --> 00:11:33,264
Phil, Nicki, boom-boom!
285
00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:37,471
My sister is his Booty call?
286
00:11:37,472 --> 00:11:38,973
Yeah, I tried to talk him
out of it,
287
00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,775
but this is something
that only a brother can do.
288
00:11:41,776 --> 00:11:44,078
Millions of women in New York
and he has to have Nicki?
289
00:11:44,079 --> 00:11:45,516
It's an outrage!
290
00:11:47,086 --> 00:11:49,056
You know what,
this is sleazy, even for Phil.
291
00:11:49,057 --> 00:11:50,220
I know.
292
00:11:50,221 --> 00:11:51,486
I mean,
just because she asked him
293
00:11:51,487 --> 00:11:52,653
there's no reason
he should've said yes.
294
00:11:52,654 --> 00:11:57,294
Go get 'em, champ.
295
00:11:57,295 --> 00:11:59,797
- Hang on, she asked him?
- Not important. Now go.
296
00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,232
No, no, no.
Come on, come on, come on.
297
00:12:01,233 --> 00:12:02,968
Why would she ask him?
298
00:12:02,969 --> 00:12:04,872
Some nonsense about getting
the first time out of the way.
299
00:12:04,873 --> 00:12:06,274
Now scoot.
300
00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,777
Oh. Yeah.
No, that's a difficult time.
301
00:12:08,778 --> 00:12:11,950
I remember after my divorce
I was so insecure.
302
00:12:11,951 --> 00:12:14,322
Was I still desirable?
Could I please my partner?
303
00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:16,856
Less chatter, more rage!
304
00:12:19,127 --> 00:12:22,766
Mm. You know what?
Nicki's a grown woman.
305
00:12:22,767 --> 00:12:25,533
If this is what she wants,
who am I to stop her?
306
00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:30,238
Well, if you're not gonna
do something about this, I will.
307
00:12:30,239 --> 00:12:32,773
'Cause if there's
one thing I know,
308
00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:35,575
it's how to stop a woman
from having sex.
309
00:12:36,543 --> 00:12:39,515
[Upbeat music]
310
00:12:41,183 --> 00:12:44,753
I got two pair.
What do you got, Holly?
311
00:12:44,754 --> 00:12:46,388
Wha?
312
00:12:46,389 --> 00:12:49,857
She says,
"what do you have, dear?"
313
00:12:49,858 --> 00:12:53,061
Well, I got some red cards
and some black cards.
314
00:12:53,062 --> 00:12:55,361
And... one of 'em's
wearing a hat.
315
00:12:55,362 --> 00:12:58,196
That's the meds.
316
00:12:58,197 --> 00:13:00,498
They mess with your vision
and your hearing.
317
00:13:00,499 --> 00:13:02,735
Here, try these.
318
00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:06,337
Oh, well, that's better.
319
00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:07,972
I got nothing.
320
00:13:07,973 --> 00:13:09,777
How's your hip feeling?
321
00:13:09,778 --> 00:13:11,911
Oh, it's seen better days,
but who hasn't?
322
00:13:11,912 --> 00:13:13,614
[Laughter]
323
00:13:13,615 --> 00:13:15,882
- Hello, ladies!
- [Various exclamations]
324
00:13:15,883 --> 00:13:17,220
How's your card game?
325
00:13:17,221 --> 00:13:20,022
Oh, they're killing me.
I'm down 87 cents.
326
00:13:20,023 --> 00:13:21,488
Ooh.
327
00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,424
Holly, I thought tonight we'd go
out to dinner for a change.
328
00:13:23,425 --> 00:13:24,759
Why?
329
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,830
They're serving sliced beef
in the dining room.
330
00:13:26,831 --> 00:13:29,834
And there's a rumor
there might be a pudding bar.
331
00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:31,334
Well, I'm gonna
hit the shower.
332
00:13:31,335 --> 00:13:32,502
Wha?
333
00:13:32,503 --> 00:13:33,669
I said
I'm gonna hit the shower.
334
00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:36,037
Well, don't be a hero.
Use the rails.
335
00:13:39,877 --> 00:13:42,578
Hi, hi.
Oh! I must have the wrong room.
336
00:13:42,579 --> 00:13:44,346
I'm looking for...
337
00:13:46,048 --> 00:13:47,515
Holy crap.
338
00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:50,617
Hi, Eden.
Come on in.
339
00:13:50,618 --> 00:13:52,753
I want you to meet ruthie
and pearl.
340
00:13:52,754 --> 00:13:54,488
This is Eden.
341
00:13:54,489 --> 00:13:57,291
And what grade are you in?
342
00:13:57,292 --> 00:14:00,096
What?
I'm a grown woman.
343
00:14:00,097 --> 00:14:04,398
Yes, you are.
You're a big girl.
344
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:08,736
Excuse us.
345
00:14:08,737 --> 00:14:09,938
Oh!
346
00:14:09,939 --> 00:14:11,271
Holly, what the hell
is going on?
347
00:14:11,272 --> 00:14:12,772
Why haven't you answered
my texts?
348
00:14:12,773 --> 00:14:15,144
Oh, those letters
are too tiny.
349
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,612
What happened to you?
Why are you in a wheelchair?
350
00:14:18,613 --> 00:14:20,280
I fell out of bed
and I hurt my hip.
351
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,284
They're letting me stay here
until it gets better.
352
00:14:22,285 --> 00:14:24,120
Listen, you've gotta get
out of here, okay?
353
00:14:24,121 --> 00:14:25,587
You've turned
into an old lady.
354
00:14:25,588 --> 00:14:27,454
Don't be ridiculous.
355
00:14:27,455 --> 00:14:29,123
Why do you have to wear
so much makeup?
356
00:14:29,124 --> 00:14:31,594
You're such a pretty girl.
357
00:14:31,595 --> 00:14:33,797
Holly!
358
00:14:33,798 --> 00:14:35,966
This place is sucking the life
out of you.
359
00:14:35,967 --> 00:14:37,967
No, it's wonderful!
360
00:14:37,968 --> 00:14:40,970
This place has food, crafts,
activities.
361
00:14:40,971 --> 00:14:42,873
[Gasps] Tomorrow
they're bringing in puppies
362
00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:44,441
for us to pet.
363
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:46,244
That's it,
I'm taking you out of here.
364
00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:48,277
No, no, no!
365
00:14:48,278 --> 00:14:49,845
No!
Get your hand off the brake!
366
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:51,882
I'm not leaving!
367
00:14:51,883 --> 00:14:53,819
I can't stand seeing you
like this.
368
00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:57,721
The Holly I know is a vital,
young... ish woman.
369
00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:00,192
I still am!
370
00:15:00,193 --> 00:15:03,097
You have oatmeal
in your hair.
371
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:09,901
[Upbeat music]
372
00:15:09,902 --> 00:15:13,538
[Knocking on door]
373
00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:17,774
Hey.
374
00:15:17,775 --> 00:15:19,209
Look, I don't know
what you have in mind,
375
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,877
but I'ma need
a glass of wine first.
376
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,276
Huh?
377
00:15:22,277 --> 00:15:23,645
Oh! These.
378
00:15:23,646 --> 00:15:25,915
No, the pipe under
my bathroom sink is leaking.
379
00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:27,449
Come on in.
Okay.
380
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,950
Have a drink.
381
00:15:28,951 --> 00:15:30,450
I am already
two ahead of you.
382
00:15:30,451 --> 00:15:32,619
Ha, sounds good.
[Laughs]
383
00:15:32,620 --> 00:15:34,623
Okay.
384
00:15:34,624 --> 00:15:37,091
So...
385
00:15:37,092 --> 00:15:38,960
You wanna take it off?
386
00:15:38,961 --> 00:15:40,628
Yeah.
387
00:15:40,629 --> 00:15:44,569
- Uh, your jacket.
- I know! Yeah!
388
00:15:44,570 --> 00:15:46,905
It's coming off right now.
389
00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:49,238
- All right.
- All right.
390
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,341
[Both laughing]
391
00:15:50,342 --> 00:15:52,478
So what do you usually
do first?
392
00:15:52,479 --> 00:15:55,149
I usually don't talk
about what I do first.
393
00:15:55,150 --> 00:15:56,449
Right.
394
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:58,350
Right, right, right, right,
right, right, right.
395
00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:00,285
[Laughing]
396
00:16:00,286 --> 00:16:04,326
That was awkward and stilted.
Let's make sex!
397
00:16:06,996 --> 00:16:08,262
Uh, okay.
398
00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,368
[Both stammering]
399
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:13,301
I'm just gonna...
Okay.
400
00:16:13,302 --> 00:16:15,469
[Laughs]
401
00:16:17,037 --> 00:16:18,471
Something wrong?
402
00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:21,711
No. No.
It's very... hot.
403
00:16:21,712 --> 00:16:23,212
- Uh-huh.
- You keep going.
404
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:24,179
- Okay.
- Okay.
405
00:16:24,180 --> 00:16:25,880
Here we go.
406
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:28,483
[Giggling]
407
00:16:28,484 --> 00:16:29,618
What?
408
00:16:29,619 --> 00:16:31,552
I'm a little ticklish.
[Babbles]
409
00:16:31,553 --> 00:16:33,286
[Both laughing]
410
00:16:33,287 --> 00:16:35,021
Try the ear.
I'm on my way.
411
00:16:35,022 --> 00:16:36,889
The ear, okay?
I'm on my way.
412
00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:38,156
Good.
413
00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:40,927
Ooh, ooh.
414
00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:42,130
I'm sorry,
did you just whimper?
415
00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:43,534
No! No.
No whimper.
416
00:16:43,535 --> 00:16:44,900
I'm a little nervous.
I'm a little...
417
00:16:44,901 --> 00:16:46,671
Come on, Nicki.
Shake it off, shake it off.
418
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,139
Head in the game!
Head... in... the game!
419
00:16:49,140 --> 00:16:51,474
All right!
Here we go!
420
00:16:51,475 --> 00:16:52,809
Ready?
Yeah!
421
00:16:52,810 --> 00:16:57,281
This is gonna be great.
This is gonna be magical.
422
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,382
You ready?
423
00:16:58,383 --> 00:17:00,017
Bring it.
424
00:17:00,018 --> 00:17:01,317
Bring it.
All right.
425
00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:02,783
Okay.
426
00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:07,858
Wh-what's the matter?
Why are you stopping?
427
00:17:07,859 --> 00:17:09,762
Um, you're
my best friend's sister
428
00:17:09,763 --> 00:17:11,329
and I'm having a hard time
doing this
429
00:17:11,330 --> 00:17:12,631
and not thinking
about Stuart.
430
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,567
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, yeah.
431
00:17:14,568 --> 00:17:16,035
Okay. Ha.
432
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,935
Does Stuart have these?
433
00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:32,584
Nuh, no.
No, he does not.
434
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:36,985
[Clears throat]
This is happening now.
435
00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,787
- It's going down.
- Yeah.
436
00:17:38,788 --> 00:17:40,523
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
437
00:17:40,524 --> 00:17:41,825
You can take your...
Thank you!
438
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,061
- Yeah!
- Thank you.
439
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,497
Oh, I'm sorry.
440
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,699
I can't do this.
441
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,866
I thought I could,
442
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:48,835
but I guess I'm just not
a "knock one out" kind of girl.
443
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:50,170
Nicki, it's all right.
All right?
444
00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:51,905
You're a beautiful,
sexy woman.
445
00:17:51,906 --> 00:17:54,073
And you're gonna meet a guy
and it's gonna feel right
446
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:55,839
and it's just gonna happen.
[Sighs]
447
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,375
Thank you, Phil.
448
00:17:57,376 --> 00:17:58,676
No doubt.
449
00:17:58,677 --> 00:18:01,379
You're a sweetheart.
450
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,517
[Pipe bursts, water leaking]
451
00:18:04,518 --> 00:18:06,185
Oh, no.
452
00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:07,754
My pipe burst.
453
00:18:09,794 --> 00:18:11,563
It really has been
a while, huh?
454
00:18:11,564 --> 00:18:13,601
[Laughs]
455
00:18:21,878 --> 00:18:25,483
Hi, Eden.
456
00:18:25,484 --> 00:18:26,818
Well, look who's back.
457
00:18:26,819 --> 00:18:28,318
I'm so glad you came
to your senses
458
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:30,051
and finally got out of
the old folks' home.
459
00:18:30,052 --> 00:18:32,452
- Actually, James dumped me.
- What?
460
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:36,156
Yeah. He said
I was slowing him down.
461
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,860
He wanted somebody
with more vitality and...
462
00:18:38,861 --> 00:18:40,262
Spunk.
I don't know.
463
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:43,729
I forget the rest,
I nodded out.
464
00:18:43,730 --> 00:18:45,263
- Well, I'm proud of you.
- Aww.
465
00:18:45,264 --> 00:18:46,665
It didn't work out
with James,
466
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:49,337
but the important thing
is you put yourself out there.
467
00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:50,539
You're right.
468
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,839
Next time,
I'm gonna find a guy
469
00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:53,240
a little more my speed,
you know?
470
00:18:53,241 --> 00:18:55,609
Ooh, like that one.
471
00:18:57,480 --> 00:18:59,047
Hey, there.
472
00:18:59,048 --> 00:19:00,849
Oh... no.
473
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,617
Where are you going?
I can't...
474
00:19:02,618 --> 00:19:04,284
Slow down.
475
00:19:10,293 --> 00:19:12,460
[Frantic knocking on door]
476
00:19:16,834 --> 00:19:19,467
Oh, no.
477
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,569
I'm too late.
478
00:19:20,570 --> 00:19:22,037
Too late for what?
479
00:19:22,038 --> 00:19:23,638
You and Nicki.
480
00:19:23,639 --> 00:19:28,842
Oh. Man, I was in the bathroom
taking care of her pipes.
481
00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:31,643
I don't think anyone's
snaked that thing in years!
482
00:19:31,644 --> 00:19:33,312
- I'll kill you!
- Whoa!
483
00:19:33,313 --> 00:19:34,880
Whoa! Ha-Haskell!
484
00:19:34,881 --> 00:19:36,817
Haskell! Haskell!
Ha...
485
00:19:36,818 --> 00:19:39,154
[Both struggling]
486
00:19:39,155 --> 00:19:42,658
The pipes under her sink burst
and I fixed them.
487
00:19:44,692 --> 00:19:47,995
- So you didn't?
- No! We didn't.
488
00:19:47,996 --> 00:19:49,496
Anyway, why do you care?
489
00:19:49,497 --> 00:19:51,662
Because I'm in love
with Nicki.
490
00:19:51,663 --> 00:19:53,630
What?
491
00:19:54,931 --> 00:20:00,576
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