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Hey, Stuart.
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I'd like you to meet my friend
and client, Kevin Tyler.
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Hey, nice to meet you.
I'm a... I'm a big, big fan.
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Easy with the shake there,
buddy.
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That's his shooting hand.
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He's more protective
than my mother.
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[Chuckles]
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Okay, well, look.
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Who signed you
out of college, huh?
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Who got you
your first sneaker deal?
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She may be your mommy,
but who's your daddy?
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[Laughs]
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Hello.
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Haskell Lutz.
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Oh, Phil told me
you might be dropping by.
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I'm your biggest fan.
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I see that.
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Yeah, if it's not
too much trouble,
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would you mind signing these?
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Haskell, he doesn't have time
to sign all of those.
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I just need a sample,
I'll take care of the rest.
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Haskell, please.
I brought him here to relax.
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He has a big game tonight,
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and I don't want
any distractions.
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Asking as a fan,
not as one who would ever engage
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in sports wagering,
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uh, are you guys gonna
cover the spread tonight?
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What about the over-under?
Throw me a bone.
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Haskell.
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You didn't hear it from me,
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but tonight,
we're gonna crush it.
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Interesting.
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[Laughs]
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Uh, excuse me,
I don't mean to be rude,
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but I need to call
my sick Uncle Reno in Vegas.
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Hey, Phil, I need to borrow...
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Hello.
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Hey.
How you doing?
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- How you doing?
- Okay...
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Holly, I'd like you
to meet my client, Kevin Tyler.
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He plays for...
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- New York.
- New York.
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Yeah, I'm a big fan of...
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- Basketball.
- Basketball.
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[Laughs]
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I'm sorry.
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I just don't...
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Get out much.
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I was going to say,
"follow sports."
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Well, maybe
you should check it out.
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Maybe I will.
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Maybe I like that.
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Maybe I like it more.
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Okay, maybe you all should
realize I'm standing right here.
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Oh, oh, okay.
Sorry.
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I just remembered,
I... you know,
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I have a brand
new phone number,
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that's why I came over,
so, um,
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I wonder where
I should write it down.
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You know
what might be helpful?
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Let me put it in your phone,
and you could forward it to him.
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♪ Du du du du ♪
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♪ du du du du ♪
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♪ du du ♪
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In the face!
That's my dog.
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That's my dog!
Give me some!
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[Laughs]
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Excuse me. Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, Kevin invited me.
Can you believe it?
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I don't even remember
how he got my number.
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Hey, Kevin. It's Holly!
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Oh, my God,
I'm on that big screen.
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Oh, my eyebrows could really
use a tweezing.
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Relax, they're showing you
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because you're
in the girlfriend seat.
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I'm in the girl...
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I'm in the girlfriend seat.
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How many women get
that honor?
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You really don't know anything
about basketball, huh?
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Oh, oh, oh...
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What's wrong?
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Kevin got fouled.
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He's going to the line
to shoot two.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kevin!
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It's me, Holly,
in the girlfriend seat!
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Just put the thingy
in the thingy.
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You can do it!
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Good for you. Oh...
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Sit yourself down.
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Gosh, I'm just having fun.
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What are you
so uptight about?
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Thanks to Kevin, this team
is on a winning streak.
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He's having the season
of his life.
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If he keeps playing like this,
we're gonna get
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a fat new contract,
and all our dreams come true.
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Yes! He made it!
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[Laughs]
I love you, man!
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Kevin! I...Love...You.
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[Laughs]
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Maybe you should be sitting
in the girlfriend seat.
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Hey.
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I caught the end of the game
at the bar downstairs.
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You must've won
your bet.
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How much did you make?
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45 bucks.
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Well,
that's a tidy little sum.
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It's nothing!
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It makes me sick to think
what I could have made
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if I had more money
to put down.
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I need a partner,
a backer,
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perhaps a professional
with a thriving dental practice.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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I don't gamble.
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I have been known to buy
the occasional raffle ticket
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just for
the adrenaline rush, but...
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No, no,
gambling's not for me.
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Gambling?
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Who said anything
about gambling?
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It's not gambling
if you know who's going to win.
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How do you know
who's going to win?
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You met Kevin
this morning.
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He's in the zone.
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I smell a winner.
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The thing is...Can you?
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I might have a little
fun money lying around.
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You really think
it's a sure thing?
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Well, there are no sure
things, but it's a can't-lose.
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Really?
It's a can't-lose?
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Absolutely,
it's a sure thing.
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Wait a minute,
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is it a sure thing
or a can't-lose?
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Just fork over the money!
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Ah, Kevin,
you killed it tonight.
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- Hmm.
- Best game all season.
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Thanks, man.
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Well, we've got time
for a quick celebration
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and then, good night.
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All right,
good night, Phil.
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Good night, Phil.
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Oh. Okay.
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Yeah, oh... yeah... I... I...
Good night, Kevin!
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Night, man!
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Holly, can I talk to you
for a sec?
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Yeah.
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What are you doing?
He has a game tomorrow.
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Relax, grandma.
Your golden boy's safe with me.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
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there's a gentleman waiting
for me in my apartment
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which for the last eight months,
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has been known as
the dead zone.
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I had so much fun tonight.
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I hope I didn't embarrass you
by cheering too loudly.
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Oh, trust me.
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I never mind a beautiful woman
screaming out my name.
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Well,
that's flattering,
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but listen,
let me be honest with you.
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I know how you guys live.
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I mean, women throwing
themselves at you,
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but I'm not like that.
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It's just not me,
you know.
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I want to start slow
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and just get to know
each other a little better.
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Holly, I get it.
That's cool.
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[Knocking on door]
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Holly, answer the door
already, it's me!
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[Knocking on door]
Holly!
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[Sighs]
Where were you?
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You had me worried
to death.
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It's already noon, you
didn't show up to work, and...
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[Screams]
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Oh, my God!
You've had sex.
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The world
looks different.
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Colors seem
more vibrant,
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noises from the outside
suddenly seem melodic.
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You seem taller.
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So dish!
Who? How? Who? How? Who?
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That's who.
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Whoa...
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When you get back
in the game,
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you really
don't mess around.
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I'd like you
to meet my assistant, Eden.
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Nice to meet you.
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You, too.
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And I'll see you later.
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All right.
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Um, how did this happen
because last week,
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you were on match.Com
trolling for accountants.
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I know.
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He's a client
of Phil's.
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I met him yesterday.
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Oh, dirty whore.
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Well, I'm going
to the game again tonight.
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I'm gonna sit
in the girlfriend seat.
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I can't believe it!
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Neither can I.
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Okay, well, I'm going
to get back to the office
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where I won't spread
this around?
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His name's Kevin Tyler.
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Spread it
like peanut butter.
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Yeah.
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- [Chuckles] Hey.
- Hey, Phil.
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What is happening?
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Give me some, give me some,
give me some, give me some.
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Tonight's gonna
be a good game, y'all.
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Ah, yeah.
How's Kevin, huh?
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Is he psyched?
Is he focused? Is he ready?
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Kevin's always ready,
but look.
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Dallas is tough.
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"Tough"?
Whoa.
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What do you mean "tough"?
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I was led to believe
this was a slam dunk.
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There's no chance
they could lose, is there?
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- Hey.
- Ow!
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Take it easy,
will you?
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I mean, we're
in this together.
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You're not the only one
who's got money on this game.
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Yes, I am.
We bet my money.
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Hey.
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Look at me, I'm back
in the girlfriend seat.
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Kevin Tyler's girl.
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[Laughs]
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Ah.
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Game's about to start.
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I didn't get the chance
to speak to Kevin today.
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Did he get home early
last night?
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Oh, I can promise you
he was in bed by midnight.
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[Buzzer blares]
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All right, now.
Tip-off.
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Tip-off.
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Kevin gets the ball...
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Whoa, whoa.
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Brings it up to the elbow,
pulls up for the "J" and...
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[Crowd groans]
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Nothing.
Air ball.
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Haskell, he missed it.
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Why did he miss it,
Haskell?
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How do I know?
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And watch the hands,
Romeo.
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You're one graze away
from a moment
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we may never
come back from.
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I don't like the way
he's running up court.
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Kevin seems tired.
His legs are kind of rubbery.
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Oh, my goodness,
did he just yawn?
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Oh, I'm sure
he'll be fine.
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[Stifling a yawn]
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He's got lots
of stamina.
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Lots and lots
of stamina.
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Holly,
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what happened with
you and Kevin last night?
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Let's just say he got
the thingy in the thingy.
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I specifically said
no distractions.
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That wasn't a distraction,
that guy left so happy.
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Trust me,
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he's going to have
the game of his life.
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Oh!
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[Crowd boos]
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No, Kevin, no!
260
00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:50,738
I'm starting to have a bad
feeling about this one, Stuart.
261
00:09:50,772 --> 00:09:53,841
Finally,
they're giving Kevin a rest.
262
00:09:53,875 --> 00:09:55,376
They're not
giving him a rest.
263
00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:57,378
The coach
is benching him.
264
00:09:57,412 --> 00:09:58,746
Thanks to you,
he just had the worst game
265
00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,014
of his career.
266
00:10:00,048 --> 00:10:03,918
Oh, maybe I should go
down there and cheer him up.
267
00:10:03,952 --> 00:10:05,253
Holly,
you cheer him up any more,
268
00:10:05,287 --> 00:10:08,556
he'll be
on life support.
269
00:10:12,638 --> 00:10:14,205
My hard-earned money
gone.
270
00:10:14,240 --> 00:10:15,206
Poof.
271
00:10:15,241 --> 00:10:16,208
[Door slams shut]
272
00:10:16,242 --> 00:10:17,509
You said
this was a sure thing.
273
00:10:17,543 --> 00:10:18,710
Hey,
it's gambling.
274
00:10:18,745 --> 00:10:19,912
You said
it wasn't gambling.
275
00:10:19,946 --> 00:10:21,347
I said it was
a can't-lose.
276
00:10:21,381 --> 00:10:22,448
So how did we lose?
277
00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:23,816
Because it wasn't
a sure thing.
278
00:10:23,850 --> 00:10:25,083
But you said
it was a sure thing.
279
00:10:25,118 --> 00:10:27,953
Look, we can go round
and round on this thing,
280
00:10:27,988 --> 00:10:33,893
but you gambled,
and you lost.
281
00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,262
[Knocking on door]
282
00:10:38,165 --> 00:10:39,833
Oh, it's you.
283
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,601
I was hoping
it would be Kevin.
284
00:10:41,636 --> 00:10:42,970
Oh, no, no.
285
00:10:43,004 --> 00:10:46,707
I dropped him off at his place
where he's safe, sound,
286
00:10:46,742 --> 00:10:51,011
and asleep
in his own bed, alone.
287
00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,780
I can't believe
you're blaming me
288
00:10:52,814 --> 00:10:54,215
for what happened tonight.
289
00:10:54,249 --> 00:10:56,217
I mean, it's not like
he's the first professional
290
00:10:56,251 --> 00:10:58,220
basketball player
ever to have a little sex
291
00:10:58,254 --> 00:10:59,221
the night before a game.
292
00:10:59,255 --> 00:11:00,222
[Chuckles]
293
00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:04,025
A little?
294
00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:07,529
Holly, you drained him
like a car battery.
295
00:11:07,564 --> 00:11:09,765
This car's been stuck
in a garage
296
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:12,234
for the last eight months.
297
00:11:12,269 --> 00:11:13,803
Undriven.
298
00:11:13,837 --> 00:11:18,173
I can't help it if
the brakes didn't work.
299
00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:20,009
I'll go easy on him
next time.
300
00:11:20,043 --> 00:11:21,343
Holly, no, no.
301
00:11:21,377 --> 00:11:23,245
There... there can't
be a next time.
302
00:11:23,279 --> 00:11:25,380
You're telling me
not to see the guy?
303
00:11:25,415 --> 00:11:26,681
No, no.
304
00:11:26,716 --> 00:11:28,884
I... I'd never get into
your business like that.
305
00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:31,987
I'm just saying
you can't have sex with him.
306
00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:33,054
What?
307
00:11:33,089 --> 00:11:34,256
Just till
the season's over.
308
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,091
Phil, no.
309
00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:39,060
I came back from
the dead last night.
310
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:42,964
Forces were unleashed,
gates were opened.
311
00:11:42,999 --> 00:11:46,034
It was fun.
312
00:11:46,069 --> 00:11:47,168
I liked it.
313
00:11:47,203 --> 00:11:51,173
I'm good at it.
314
00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,374
Holly, Holly.
315
00:11:52,409 --> 00:11:53,909
I'm not asking you
to stop.
316
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:56,445
I'm just saying,
hold off for a bit.
317
00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,881
Be like one
of those African Lungfish.
318
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,350
You know,
the lake dries up,
319
00:12:00,384 --> 00:12:04,988
and they just sit there waiting
for the rains to come back.
320
00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:08,559
What if I need it
to rain before then?
321
00:12:08,593 --> 00:12:12,463
You ever considered
walking in the rain alone?
322
00:12:12,497 --> 00:12:18,203
Just what do you think
this fish has been surviving on?
323
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:19,838
Holly, I know
it's a lot to ask,
324
00:12:19,872 --> 00:12:21,106
but there's a lot
at stake here
325
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,874
for me and Kevin.
326
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:24,744
I'm asking you
to do me this favor.
327
00:12:24,778 --> 00:12:26,412
As a friend.
328
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,481
You played
the friendship card.
329
00:12:28,515 --> 00:12:31,183
That's not fair.
330
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,185
Did it work?
331
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:34,553
Yeah, it worked.
332
00:12:34,588 --> 00:12:36,055
On one condition.
333
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,757
You go without it, too.
334
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,458
Okay.
335
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:46,496
I won't have sex
with Kevin, either.
336
00:12:48,432 --> 00:12:49,599
[Knocking on door]
337
00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:55,372
Hey, beautiful.
338
00:12:55,406 --> 00:12:56,673
Hi.
339
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:58,609
Sorry about last night.
340
00:12:58,643 --> 00:12:59,643
It's one
of those games,
341
00:12:59,677 --> 00:13:00,811
but today's
a new day.
342
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:01,812
Hmm.
343
00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:02,980
I got
a good night's sleep,
344
00:13:03,014 --> 00:13:07,651
and I'm back, baby.
345
00:13:07,685 --> 00:13:10,487
Um, Kevin.
346
00:13:10,521 --> 00:13:11,955
As much as I enjoyed
the other night...
347
00:13:11,989 --> 00:13:14,091
And believe me, I did...
348
00:13:14,125 --> 00:13:16,827
How about we slow things down
a little bit
349
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,763
and just get to know
each other a little bit?
350
00:13:18,797 --> 00:13:21,199
Okay,
what do you wanna do?
351
00:13:21,233 --> 00:13:22,967
Um...
352
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:29,541
Well, are you a fan
of board games?
353
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:32,044
No.
354
00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:33,512
Do you like books?
355
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:34,680
They're all right.
356
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,148
Oh, good.
We'll read to each other.
357
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:38,884
[Clears throat]
358
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,654
"Lolita...
359
00:13:41,688 --> 00:13:44,657
Light of my life,
fire of my loins."
360
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,759
Screw the book.
361
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,828
You know, we don't need books
or board games.
362
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:51,296
Let's just talk and get
to know each other better.
363
00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:52,631
Okay.
364
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:55,666
Uh...Uh...
365
00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:58,536
So, Kevin, what made you decide
to become a basketball player?
366
00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:03,674
Holly,
I'm almost 7 feet tall.
367
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,709
Yes, you are.
368
00:14:05,743 --> 00:14:07,978
A big strong man...
369
00:14:08,012 --> 00:14:12,181
With big strong hands...
370
00:14:12,215 --> 00:14:16,084
And big strong shoulders.
371
00:14:16,118 --> 00:14:19,220
Is there anything else
you want to ask me?
372
00:14:19,254 --> 00:14:21,221
Yes.
373
00:14:21,256 --> 00:14:26,159
Do you remember
where my bedroom is?
374
00:14:26,194 --> 00:14:28,428
Yes.
375
00:14:38,406 --> 00:14:39,373
I'm so sorry.
376
00:14:39,407 --> 00:14:41,108
Is his back
going to be okay?
377
00:14:41,142 --> 00:14:43,677
We won't know until
we take him to the hospital.
378
00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:45,078
Can you describe what happened?
379
00:14:45,113 --> 00:14:47,447
Oh, I thought he was faking
left and going right,
380
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:51,385
but instead he was driving
straight to the bucket.
381
00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:52,620
Call Phil.
382
00:14:52,654 --> 00:14:54,255
I'm not going
to be able to play tonight.
383
00:14:54,289 --> 00:14:55,523
Oh, no, no, no.
Don't panic.
384
00:14:55,557 --> 00:14:57,358
You'll probably be up
on your feet in no time.
385
00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:59,761
[Groans]
386
00:14:59,795 --> 00:15:00,829
Damn, woman.
387
00:15:05,334 --> 00:15:07,769
Oh, my God.
388
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:11,439
I broke Kevin.
389
00:15:14,525 --> 00:15:16,993
- Oh, hey, Phil.
- Hey.
390
00:15:17,028 --> 00:15:19,229
Check out the nice write-up
my boy got in the daily news.
391
00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:20,697
Oh.
392
00:15:20,731 --> 00:15:23,432
"One bad game doesn't change
the fact that Kevin Tyler
393
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:25,635
may join the ranks
of the game's elite."
394
00:15:25,669 --> 00:15:26,669
Hear that?
395
00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:29,839
- Hmm.
- My boy's elite.
396
00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:33,976
Oh, yes,
he is.
397
00:15:34,011 --> 00:15:36,779
Holly,
I gotta thank you.
398
00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:38,581
I know how much
you like Kevin.
399
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:40,015
Had to be tough
to hold out.
400
00:15:40,050 --> 00:15:41,150
Oh, yeah.
401
00:15:41,184 --> 00:15:42,952
- It was tough.
- Hmm.
402
00:15:42,986 --> 00:15:46,823
One might even say
damn near impossible.
403
00:15:46,857 --> 00:15:49,326
The point is,
you did it.
404
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:51,862
And you did it for me.
405
00:15:51,897 --> 00:15:53,598
You're a good friend.
406
00:15:53,632 --> 00:15:55,900
Well, see, here's the thing
about friendship.
407
00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:59,471
You know, it's almost
as much about intentions,
408
00:15:59,505 --> 00:16:03,008
as it is about not doing
or even doing
409
00:16:03,042 --> 00:16:08,212
the thing
you intended not to do.
410
00:16:08,247 --> 00:16:10,849
You slept with Kevin again!
411
00:16:10,883 --> 00:16:13,251
Holly,
you promised you wouldn't!
412
00:16:13,285 --> 00:16:15,153
Oh, I tried.
I failed.
413
00:16:15,187 --> 00:16:16,521
I'm sorry.
414
00:16:16,555 --> 00:16:18,756
Ah, now he's going
to have another bad game,
415
00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,257
dragging his butt up
and down the court.
416
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,425
[Groans]
417
00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:27,297
That is if he gets
his butt to the court.
418
00:16:27,332 --> 00:16:28,732
Holly, what's going on?
419
00:16:28,767 --> 00:16:33,704
Well, you know how,
in the throes of passion,
420
00:16:33,739 --> 00:16:38,943
one could get thrown...
421
00:16:38,977 --> 00:16:40,277
Off a bed...
422
00:16:40,312 --> 00:16:42,012
Oh...
423
00:16:42,047 --> 00:16:43,080
And over an end table.
424
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:46,483
[Gasps]
425
00:16:46,517 --> 00:16:48,218
Holly, please tell me
Kevin's okay.
426
00:16:48,252 --> 00:16:50,353
Well, he hurt his back,
but the paramedic...
427
00:16:50,387 --> 00:16:53,123
Paramedics?
428
00:16:53,158 --> 00:16:54,458
There's paramedics?
429
00:16:54,492 --> 00:16:56,093
Well, how else do you think
he got to the hospital?
430
00:16:56,127 --> 00:16:58,162
Hospital?
431
00:16:58,196 --> 00:16:59,964
[Screaming]
432
00:16:59,998 --> 00:17:03,267
Phil, I'm sorry.
Oh, my God, I'm so...
433
00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,170
You just couldn't keep
a promise for one night.
434
00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:06,872
Now Kevin's laid
up in the hospital.
435
00:17:06,906 --> 00:17:07,940
Who knows how long
he'll be put for?
436
00:17:07,974 --> 00:17:08,941
I'm so...
437
00:17:08,975 --> 00:17:11,877
Save it!
438
00:17:11,912 --> 00:17:13,079
[Door slams shut]
439
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:15,748
Ah, did you hear that?
Kevin's hurt, poor guy.
440
00:17:15,783 --> 00:17:19,819
Yes...
441
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:22,188
It's a tragedy.
442
00:17:22,222 --> 00:17:25,290
A horrible,
horrible tragedy.
443
00:17:25,325 --> 00:17:27,893
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
444
00:17:27,927 --> 00:17:31,329
We should send him
a get-well basket.
445
00:17:31,363 --> 00:17:33,197
Screw the basket!
446
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:36,633
The universe
has handed us a gift.
447
00:17:36,668 --> 00:17:39,970
Right now, you and I
are the only ones in this city
448
00:17:40,004 --> 00:17:41,638
who know that Kevin
won't be playing tonight.
449
00:17:41,672 --> 00:17:43,273
Oh, no, no, no.
450
00:17:43,307 --> 00:17:45,141
I am done with gambling.
451
00:17:45,176 --> 00:17:46,376
And don't tell me
it's not gambling.
452
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,146
Oh, it's gambling.
453
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,915
And in gambling,
there are winners and losers.
454
00:17:51,949 --> 00:17:54,517
And right now,
you're a loser.
455
00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:56,319
And it's eating you up,
gnawing at you,
456
00:17:56,353 --> 00:17:58,287
keeping you up nights.
457
00:17:58,322 --> 00:17:59,555
I'll... I'll admit,
458
00:17:59,590 --> 00:18:02,925
I haven't been getting
my usual 91/2 hours.
459
00:18:02,959 --> 00:18:03,926
91/2 hours?
460
00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:06,328
What are you,
a newborn?
461
00:18:06,362 --> 00:18:09,865
This is our chance to win back
everything we lost,
462
00:18:09,899 --> 00:18:11,166
and make a killing.
463
00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,202
And to show you
how confident I am,
464
00:18:14,236 --> 00:18:16,671
I am willing
to bet my own money.
465
00:18:16,705 --> 00:18:17,805
How much?
466
00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:20,342
As much as
you will loan me.
467
00:18:20,376 --> 00:18:24,614
Look, all we have
to do is make one call.
468
00:18:24,648 --> 00:18:28,018
Now tell me,
do I make that call?
469
00:18:28,052 --> 00:18:29,419
Are we losers,
470
00:18:29,454 --> 00:18:32,890
or are we winners?
471
00:18:32,924 --> 00:18:34,358
Make that call.
We're winners.
472
00:18:34,393 --> 00:18:35,360
Damn right, we are!
473
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:37,395
[Laughing]
474
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:45,804
Hey, Phil.
I'm so sorry.
475
00:18:45,838 --> 00:18:48,473
Listen, I... I... just...
I screwed up big time.
476
00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:51,543
I know that I ruined
a huge opportunity for you,
477
00:18:51,578 --> 00:18:55,281
and what's worse,
I even betrayed our friendship.
478
00:18:55,315 --> 00:18:57,583
God, I just... I really
hope you could find it
479
00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,518
in your heart to for...
What are you looking at?
480
00:18:59,553 --> 00:19:00,986
[Gasps]
481
00:19:01,021 --> 00:19:02,521
Is that Kevin?
Kevin's playing?
482
00:19:02,556 --> 00:19:03,889
Yup.
483
00:19:03,924 --> 00:19:05,925
How long were you going
to let me twist in the wind?
484
00:19:05,959 --> 00:19:07,260
Till it stopped
being funny.
485
00:19:07,294 --> 00:19:08,828
[Chuckles]
486
00:19:08,862 --> 00:19:09,829
I don't get it.
487
00:19:09,863 --> 00:19:11,097
They wheeled him
out on a gurney.
488
00:19:11,131 --> 00:19:13,934
I mean,
I put that man down.
489
00:19:13,968 --> 00:19:16,837
Well, it's the miracles
of modern sports medicine.
490
00:19:16,872 --> 00:19:18,606
Yup, it took a team
of chiropractors
491
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:19,641
and a boatload
of cortisone,
492
00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:21,342
but my boy
is back on the court.
493
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:23,645
What a relief.
494
00:19:23,679 --> 00:19:24,646
[Sighs]
495
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:25,881
Again, I'm sorry.
496
00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,916
No, Holly, I'm the one
who should be sorry.
497
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:30,452
I was way over the line
to ask you not to do
498
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:33,055
what I asked you
not to do.
499
00:19:33,090 --> 00:19:35,591
Even though you did it.
500
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:37,861
So we're okay?
501
00:19:37,895 --> 00:19:41,030
- We're more than okay.
- Hmm.
502
00:19:41,065 --> 00:19:46,435
Look at my man, running,
jumping, shooting...
503
00:19:46,469 --> 00:19:50,939
Who's that bimbo
in the girlfriend seat?
504
00:19:50,973 --> 00:19:54,375
It's the freaking paramedic.
505
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:57,044
He was out of my sight
for six hours.
506
00:19:57,078 --> 00:19:59,446
How could he pick up
a woman that fast?
507
00:19:59,481 --> 00:20:02,282
Holly, he's a professional
basketball player.
508
00:20:02,317 --> 00:20:05,986
Six hours is a dry spell.
509
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:08,389
Well, I might have almost
killed him,
510
00:20:08,423 --> 00:20:10,825
but at least
I got my groove back.
511
00:20:10,859 --> 00:20:12,059
[Laughs]
512
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,494
Bartender,
513
00:20:13,529 --> 00:20:15,963
two glasses
of your finest cognac.
514
00:20:15,998 --> 00:20:18,066
Oh, isn't
that a little pricey?
515
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,301
Still thinking
like a loser.
516
00:20:20,336 --> 00:20:22,404
Poor, poor Stuart.
517
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:24,306
You know what?
You're right.
518
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:25,641
I gotta get used
to being a winner.
519
00:20:25,675 --> 00:20:26,842
[Chuckles]
520
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:28,143
Guys, check it out.
521
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:29,145
It's a blowout.
522
00:20:29,179 --> 00:20:30,146
[Chuckles]
523
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My boy,
Kevin's back!
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