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ANNOUNCER: Empty field days.
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Three big days in your ag future.
September 20, 21, 22.
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REPORTER: The missing ballot papers
from the knife-edge election
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in the seat of Murray-Darling Downs
have been found
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in the possession of divisional
returning officer John Pomphrey.
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The AEC described the discovery
of 4,000 uncounted ballots
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in his Toowoomba home as the worst
case of electoral malfeasance
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since the last time.
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A by-election will be
held in six weeks,
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and given the knife-edge
outcome of the federal election,
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the major parties are
expected to pour huge resources
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into a campaign that will be watched...
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Now, if you want help with the campaign,
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we could always use someone
to hand out leaflets.
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What the hell is that?
You should try one.
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Can I have another one of these,
please, for my friend Keith?
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Another grapefruit and prosecco
mimosa coming straight up.
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No, I'm not going to be here
long enough to drink it.
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- What do you want?
- And no, thank you, anyway.
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Look, can't an old friend
simply meet with another
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in order to wish him well?
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It's not every day that a man
with a career like yours behind him
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decides to give it all away
for the sake of his health.
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On the plus side, I suppose Belinda
and the kids will be relieved.
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There's nothing wrong with my health!
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I've seen the X-rays.
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I've got to admit, I was surprised.
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Where did you get these?
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I know a radiographer.
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And let me guess who
they've got running.
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Hmm! Might see some money
from this after all.
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Probably here for Grant Denyer.
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No time for chitchat, people.
The more of these I sign,
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the less they can return to the
publisher when they don't sell.
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- Here's some more caffeine.
- Thank you.
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I've been telling him he should
do one of those audiobooks.
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He's got such a lovely speaking voice.
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Oh, yeah, my mum listens
to audiobooks all the time
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while she's driving the truck.
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- She's not even blind.
- Well, listening is the new reading.
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Reading, schmeading, as long as
those idiots out there buy them.
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Oh, poop. I wrote "idiot".
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Send it to Alan Jones,
give him something to talk about.
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Oh, he'll be talking about you,
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but it won't just be
because of your book.
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Ellen should be doing this.
You wrote it.
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Really love the typeface, Ellen.
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Trebuchet, it's really crisp on my Kobo.
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Thank you, Myles.
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Digital books are great-you
don't have to autograph them.
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Do you want to know why Alan Jones
will be talking about you?
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As my late wife used to say,
an open book is like an open mind.
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The answer is there,
but until you get to the end,
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there is the tantalising pleasure
of endless possibility.
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Oh, poop. I wrote "dead wife".
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Well, speaking of endless possibilities,
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they want you to run again.
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"They" as in who?
What are you talking about?
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Both factions think
you're the man for the job.
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The by-election? Where is it again?
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Murray-Darling Downs.
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It's still Rudd country,
heartland Australia.
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Ellen made you out to be relatable
and caring and principled.
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They've done the polling.
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- What about Pasquale?
- Um, health problems.
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Preselection... guaranteed.
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Ah, so, that's what Henry was up to.
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Well, you're eligible, you've
got the property up there.
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The little farm Henry made you
purchase in Catherine's name
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for your investment portfolio.
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No. No, if they want me back,
it's got to be a blue-chip seat,
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not some marginal backwater.
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It's a foot back in the door, Andrew.
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And if you win, you could very
well hold the balance of power.
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- Within the party, I meant.
- Think of the revenge.
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What does she mean "if" I win?
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And you wouldn't have
to do anything, Andrew.
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Survey says name recognition
alone will get you in.
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The book will do the heavy lifting.
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The reviews, they were glowing.
Weren't they, Ellen?
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- 4.5 stars on Amazon.
- Really?
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Yeah, I put them up there myself.
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The people out there love you, Mr D.
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And while we're on the topic,
Mr Dugdale, sir.
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I would be honoured if you
would inscribe a copy for me.
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What sort of farm is it?
Because I don't like corn.
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- (FLIES BUZZ)
- _
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Well, what do you care?
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It's only a seven-week campaign
and then we are back in Canberra.
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Just think, you can spend
the next three years
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being a thorn in the side
of the government
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and they'll be begging you to run for...
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..Secretary-General.
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Well, I was a lot less unpopular
than Kevin Rudd ever was.
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Don't like to complain, Mr Dugdale, sir,
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but could I have
the "idiot" one instead?
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Gonna have to talk to
Catherine about it.
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Of course.
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Think she had her heart set on us
spending a lot more time together.
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I'm going to have to approach
this very, very delicately.
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Of course you're going to
do it, you fucking idiot.
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REPORTER: The by-election in the
seat of Murray-Darling Downs
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will be one of the most
closely watched in Canberra.
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REPORTER 2: Former Prime Minister
Andrew Dugdale is back
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and this time he means business.
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REPORTER 3: Political cleanskin
Lorelei Baggins
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says she's looking forward to it.
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See, the key to the Australian
accent is efficiency.
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- Synced & Corrected by Dragoniod -
www.addic7ed.com
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Firstly, the font is Trebuchet
and I hate Trebuchet.
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- But...
- Secondly, 'Dugdale' is all smudged,
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so it looks like it says 'drug mule'.
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Thirdly, they've chopped off
the top of Dad's head.
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- Carol!
- And most importantly,
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as far as I'm concerned,
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it's on yellow paper.
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Yellow is the colour of
primary school geography projects,
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not federal parliament campaign flyers.
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- This isn't...
- Go back and get them to do it again.
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This isn't my job, Carol.
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If you want me, I'll be in my
office doing today's itinerary.
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That's my office!
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Dad said I could have
whichever one I want.
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Oh, and tell Sonny
the phones keep cutting out.
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That's my office!
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I have been on hold for 20 minutes,
you pre-recorded arsehole. Hello!
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Bloody Telstra.
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You ring to complain about them,
the thing you're complaining about
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prevents you from complaining to them.
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Can we get a real PR person?
Carol's getting really annoying.
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You don't think a real PR
person won't be annoying?
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- There's reception on the roof.
- The roof?
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Yeah, I was up there
looking for an office.
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Hello. Hello!
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There's a crawl space - maybe
I'll just squeeze into that.
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Where is Mr Dugdale's office?
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Carol says the one at the back's hers.
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It's mine!
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Down the back, next to
the cupboard no-one can open.
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(APPLAUSE)
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Thank you.
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But it is only the first week,
so let's save the applause
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until after my victory speech.
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- Oh!
- (ALL LAUGH)
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(CAROL LAUGHS)
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Alright, everybody,
let's get back to work
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and tell Canberra
he's not dreaming. Hey!
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Ha-ha! Whoo! Yeah!
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I'll speak to her.
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- Your purse, darling.
- Thank you, darling.
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12.5% off for the volunteers.
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It's actually the second week,
Mr Dugdale, sir,
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if I might be so bold.
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We've been busy, Curtis.
Sewage farm doesn't run itself.
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A very effective slogan,
Mr Dugdale, sir.
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Almost as good as
the "not dreaming" one.
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Oh, I meant it literally.
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Chigwell Farm might be the
keystone to this community
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but it's going to turn a profit.
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It's not all prohibited fishing and
grey-water rafting, you know. What?
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- Dad!
- Yes?
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It's alright if I have
this office, isn't it?
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Oh, anything you want, sweetie.
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What?
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Nothing. I'll write your
speeches in the campaign bus.
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Well, you can share with Sonny.
He's got plenty of room.
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Hasn't he?
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My office is smaller than hers.
What about the one next to it?
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- That's a cupboard.
- And it's locked!
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Oh, hello!
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Yes, I'd like to speak
to John Mullin, please,
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or anyone from the Telstra board.
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Is Henry here?
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Yes, he is, Mr Dugdale, sir.
And he has a surprise for you.
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I hope it's a donor, so we
can get a real PR person.
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I don't want to spoil the
surprise, except to say yes,
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he has a donor willing to spend
$1 million on the campaign.
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Ducktail for Canborra.
Tell zem he's noo dreaming!
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"Dugdale for Canberra.
Tell them he's not dreaming."
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Ducktail for Canberra...
No. Dugdale for Canberra.
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Ducktail...
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No, Dugdale. Sounds like
you're saying "duck tail".
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It's Dugdale, Dug as in "dig".
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Dicktail.
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You don't seem very surprised.
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Well, Curtis told me. So, who is it?
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Well, that announcement will be made
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in due course, Andrew, by the AEC.
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You don't need to worry about that now.
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See, that's what worries me,
that you won't tell me.
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Well, it doesn't matter who it
is-there are no strings attached.
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The party's fine with it,
your benefactor believes in you,
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which is terrific.
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I mean, you're actually
better off not knowing who it is.
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You can't be compromised.
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It's a bank cheque.
Do you know who it is?
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They wouldn't tell me either.
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You should never look a gift horse
in the mouth, Mr Dugdale, sir.
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- Correct as usual, Curtis.
- I don't know.
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If the Trojans had looked
inside the mouth
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of that horse they'd been given,
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they would have seen
all those Greek soldiers.
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This does mean we can sack
Carol, though, doesn't it?
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We can't sack my daughter, Ellen.
She's a volunteer.
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Plus, she's my daughter.
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That slogan idea
she came up with wasn't bad.
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She stole it from The Castle.
Just like she stole my office.
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She just wanted to pick my campaign
music and I encouraged her.
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It's gotten out of hand,
I'll admit that.
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But I wanted to be the father
that you described in your book.
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I want to be that guy again.
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Someone with integrity,
someone who cares about people.
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And for the first time in our lives,
she sees that.
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? Feel right in this motherfucker ?
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? I feel good in this motherfucker ?
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? My whole hood in this motherfucker ?
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? And we gon' rock this
motherfucker, alright! ?
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You think you can get the rights?
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I really want to write and
perform something original.
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How much money did Henry say
that guy was giving us?
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A mill, but I don't think
you can blow the whole lot
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- on a YouTube video.
- Yeah, no, of course not.
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Fuck! I really wish I could rework
Krista Branch's I Am America.
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? You preach your tolerance
but lecture me! ?
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? Is there no end to
your own hypocrisy? ?
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? I am America! ?
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Obviously, I'll change that bit.
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? One voice, united we stand ?
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? I am Ameri... ?
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Australia, whatever.
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? One hope to heal our land. ?
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- This is really good. What is it?
- I don't know, it's Ellen's.
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She's got some Kombucha in the fridge
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if you want something
to wash it down with.
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Think of yourself as Michelangelo
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and this new benefactor
as one of the Medici popes.
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He's there to help you
realise your vision,
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not to influence or interfere.
239
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Well, whoever it is, they'd better
be on board with our policies
240
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because they're all hippies
and tree-changers around here.
241
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:18,399
Well, our new friend happens
to agree with our climate change
242
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rollback agenda, and is absolutely
on board with preserving
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the splendour and natural beauty
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of the great
Murray-Darling Downs basin.
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Bloody NBN!
246
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And the whole re-greening of the
corridor that we're planning?
247
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:30,559
Oh, yeah, with us every step of the way.
248
00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,239
But why won't this Medici pope
just give money to the Greens?
249
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Because he actually wants
to do something about it,
250
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he doesn't want to just throw
his support away on a gesture.
251
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"He actually." HE actually.
252
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So, we know it's a pro-ecology guy.
253
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That's Gina Rinehart out.
254
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- Permission to speak, sir.
- What is it, Jones?
255
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If the central plank of our
campaign is supported
256
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by the vast majority
of the electorate anyway,
257
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and name recognition alone
258
00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:58,079
because of Ellen's book is
sufficient to garner us enough votes
259
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to secure victory,
260
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why is any money required to
fund anything in this campaign?
261
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Maybe he's electrocuted himself.
262
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Curtis, it's politics.
263
00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,399
Everybody loves an underdog
but nobody is going to back you
264
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,600
if they think you're going to lose.
265
00:11:12,601 --> 00:11:15,079
Spending money is a way of
trying to win people over
266
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and indicating that you've got
the support to do it.
267
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You've got to be careful, though,
268
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because if you've got too much money,
it looks like it comes from
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the big end of town and
you're not one of them.
270
00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,439
And too little money and they
think you're not sufficiently
271
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successful to warrant their support.
272
00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,079
She's a funny game, politics.
273
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,280
I just should stick to what I know best.
274
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Right, the first thing to do is
spend some of this money
275
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on some well-earned lunch.
Who's for a couple of pizzas?
276
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Not for me, thanks.
I've got that think this afternoon.
277
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If there are cameras there,
I don't want to look bloated.
278
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- I'll have a couple of pizzas.
- Ellen?
279
00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,759
No, thanks, Henry. I bought
my own lunch today.
280
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(HICCUPS)
281
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Kombucha?
282
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,639
I managed to get one bar
when I stood like this,
283
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,319
now I've got no bar at all.
284
00:11:54,320 --> 00:11:57,959
And they say that power
is the ultimate aphrodisiac?
285
00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,159
Bloody NBN!
286
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It takes me back, all this.
287
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:07,799
Late nights, watching Andrew on TV
making some speech or another.
288
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Playing Catch Me If You Can
along the corridors of power.
289
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:13,679
It's going to be different this time.
290
00:12:13,680 --> 00:12:15,799
He's a new man.
291
00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,319
And so am I.
292
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:20,559
Do you remember when we made love
on the desk in your office
293
00:12:20,560 --> 00:12:22,119
on the night of the leadership spill?
294
00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:25,199
(CHUCKLES) Yeah...
295
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That wasn't me.
296
00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,519
Really? Oh. Well, it was somebody.
297
00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:32,399
It was definitely your
office and your desk.
298
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,999
I remember knocking that picture
of your sister off the annex.
299
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:38,079
Oh, that was you, was it?
I had to replace the frame.
300
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:41,279
You can't expect me to remember
everywhere we've made love.
301
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,040
Or everyone, by the sounds of it.
302
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,759
Oh, I remember this desk, though.
303
00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,519
Really?
304
00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,319
Myles and Curtis picked it up from
the army disposal place yesterday.
305
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,280
Still, you're probably right.
306
00:12:56,600 --> 00:13:00,840
"Dugdale for Canberra.
Tell them he's not dreaming."
307
00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:06,239
Dugdale for Canberra.
Tell them he's not dreaming.
308
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,360
Come on, you two.
309
00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:10,159
This women's indoor beach volleyball
centre's not going to open itself!
310
00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:13,759
Wait for me. I want to get
some B-roll for the viral ad.
311
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,839
Ellen, grab my camera.
312
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,079
Andrew. Dad!
313
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Not in front of the troops, Ellen.
314
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:22,359
Yeah, Ellen. Time and place.
315
00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:23,600
We're on the move.
316
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,799
Catherine, I am Andrew's
chief of staff, his right-hand man.
317
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:31,639
Then we'd better make sure
that the left hand doesn't know
318
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:33,039
what the right hand's doing!
319
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:35,359
That doesn't even make any sense.
320
00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:39,679
Listen, fella.
I made you, and I can break you.
321
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,319
One word to Andrew and your
career's down the shitter.
322
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:44,240
So is yours, sweetcakes.
323
00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:48,679
I'm a woman, Sonny.
324
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:52,119
On an obviously overprescribed
amount of HRT.
325
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,560
I have uncontrollable needs.
326
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,480
You're supposed to look after me.
327
00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:02,800
Now, get those pants off.
328
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,480
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACH) (UNZIPS FLY)
329
00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,920
Arggh!
330
00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,039
Are you coming to the thing?
331
00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,520
Yeah. Absolutely.
332
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:25,079
What, you mean now?
333
00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:27,600
No, I've still got to find
Catherine, so you've got time to...
334
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,600
..do whatever it is you need to do.
335
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,839
Oh, no, it...
336
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,239
Oh, it can wait.
337
00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,120
- Oh, isn't it hot?
- Yeah, I'll see you outside.
338
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:05,319
? Jukebox in Siberia ?
339
00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,559
? Pounding out hysteria ?
340
00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:08,959
? Get down, get down... ?
341
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,799
Turn that shit off, will you, Curtis?
342
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:13,239
Carol told me to play it, sir.
343
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:16,599
The rights are really cheap, Dad,
and it appeals to your older demo.
344
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,439
I'm not having Jukebox In Siberia
as my campaign song.
345
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,279
Your choice. You heard
the man, Curtis. Kill it.
346
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,000
(MUSIC STOPS)
347
00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,359
What are you doing?
348
00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:33,719
I just want to get some stuff of
you guys being natural together.
349
00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:35,239
Oh, well...
350
00:15:35,240 --> 00:15:37,079
Carol, you could have
given me some warning,
351
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,759
I would have prepared something.
352
00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:40,439
Do you want me to duck down
behind the seat?
353
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,039
I framed you out.
354
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,199
- Just talk to each other?
- What about?
355
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,879
Doesn't matter, I'm not using the audio.
356
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,399
It's just behind the scenes
stuff for the viral campaign.
357
00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:51,439
Yeah, good, take your jacket off
and roll your sleeves up.
358
00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,479
Makes you look like
you're doing something.
359
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,999
- We could go over your speech?
- Yes, that's a good idea, actually.
360
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,159
I have a couple of questions
I want to ask you about that.
361
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,599
Yeah, piece of paper, good.
362
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:03,959
Uh, do I have to say
"important building"?
363
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,479
It's a beach indoor volleyball centre.
364
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:09,199
Well, it's important to their
community. Their beach is all mud.
365
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,439
I appreciate that, it's just
that indoor beach volleyball
366
00:16:11,440 --> 00:16:13,199
doesn't make any sense, does it?
367
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,399
If you're going to build
a centre to play volleyball,
368
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,599
then why not just play
normal volleyball?
369
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,319
Well, it has sand.
370
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,039
Normal volleyball doesn't have sand.
371
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,719
Yeah, but why have sand
in the first place?
372
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,959
That's my point. Why have sand?
373
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,559
I mean, if you're going to
truck in sand,
374
00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:28,599
you might as well take it down
the beach and put it on the mud.
375
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,639
Because then it wouldn't be indoor.
376
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:32,359
Why call it beach volleyball?
377
00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:34,639
What difference does the surface make?
378
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:37,519
It doesn't make it another sport
just because you play it on sand.
379
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:40,759
At the Olympics, they don't have
beach archery or beach high jump,
380
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:42,159
or beach fencing.
381
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,359
Beach cricket. They play that on sand.
382
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:47,319
Yeah, but beach cricket
isn't an Olympic event,
383
00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,399
whereas for some reason,
beach volleyball is.
384
00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,719
They do long jump on sand
and that's in the Olympics.
385
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,439
- Yeah, and the triple jump.
- Yeah, alright.
386
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:57,439
Yes, those involve sand but
they're not examples of a sport
387
00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,239
that suddenly becomes a different sport
388
00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,919
the moment you play it on the beach.
389
00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:03,519
Well, how would beach long jump
be different from long jump?
390
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,759
Well, you'd run along the sand and jump
391
00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:08,599
and land in the sand with
the sand over the top of it.
392
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:10,839
Just because an existing sport
is played on a different surface
393
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:13,319
doesn't mean it's a different sport.
That's my point.
394
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,600
Water polo.
395
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,160
Beach water polo?
396
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,639
No.
397
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,239
It's an example of a sport
becoming another sport
398
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:24,319
when it's played on a different surface.
399
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,720
Or below the surface.
400
00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:30,799
What? Someone ate my lunch.
I'm low on sugar.
401
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:33,919
- RITA: Floor gymnastics.
- Oh, shut up, Rita!
402
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,600
She does go on, doesn't she?
403
00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:42,359
Sister Elizabeth Kenny was,
of course, not a qualified nurse.
404
00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:44,679
But in times of war, you make do.
405
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,919
And that's exactly what our diggers did
406
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,999
when they were tended by her
during the Great War.
407
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,839
And that is why this is
an important building
408
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:57,359
and as why I, as a feminist,
am honoured to open it.
409
00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,959
(APPLAUSE)
410
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:01,080
Oh, OK.
411
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,079
- Are you sure this is the right image?
- Well, that depends, darling.
412
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,319
Are you trying to look
like a depraved old man?
413
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:12,119
- Alright, Dad, I'll cut around it.
- Ah, good. Thank you.
414
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,399
The feminist bit is his.
I told him not to say it.
415
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,199
As soon as you say you're a feminist,
416
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,239
it sounds like you're worried
people think you're sexist.
417
00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,959
It's a rare politician who isn't.
418
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:23,119
I once jumped out of a cake
at a Liberal Party fundraiser
419
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:24,959
hosted by Christopher Pyne
420
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,079
completely naked and covered in glitter.
421
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,399
I said to him, "You
better put something on
422
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:30,959
"or you'll catch your death."
423
00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:34,089
Andrew hasn't got a sexist
bone in his pants.
424
00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:36,920
You've got an admirer.
425
00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:40,839
Just doing a perimeter search.
426
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:43,679
Scanning for sniper vantage points,
when this guy reached out.
427
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,639
I've checked it for anthrax.
It's clean.
428
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,000
Said it was for your eyes
and your eyes only.
429
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:52,559
Wants you to meet him in the car
park at 16:00 hours, which is...
430
00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,279
..five o'clock - an hour from now.
431
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,600
It means four o'clock.
432
00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:58,679
Then you better get going, then. Over.
433
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,319
What are you doing reading my mail?
434
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,880
I thought you might know
what 16:00 hours meant.
435
00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,399
Hey, babe. What's happening?
436
00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:10,479
You left this on the bus. Shit!
437
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:11,720
Shh!
438
00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:14,560
What about the bullets?
439
00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:18,119
They were cop killers too!
440
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:20,080
Oh, they're really expensive.
441
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,280
(DOOR SHUTS)
442
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:44,919
- Ellen LeBlanc?
- Yes.
443
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,600
Did I startle you?
444
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,600
No, I watched you walking towards me.
445
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:52,879
Told you to meet me in the car park.
446
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,839
- This is the car park.
- I meant the car park around the back.
447
00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:57,799
I didn't know there was
a car park around the back.
448
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:00,000
- It would have been less public.
- I'm sorry.
449
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,640
Who are you?
450
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,399
Oh, good, you don't know who I am.
451
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,959
That's good, let's keep it that way.
452
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,719
Oh, hang on, you're George Pasquale.
453
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,599
You're the candidate Andrew replaced.
454
00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:15,399
Well, you see, this is why I wanted
to meet in the other car park.
455
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,679
Because I could have stayed in
the shadows and remained anonymous.
456
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,879
Would you feel more comfortable
if we went to the other car park?
457
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,279
No, no! Doesn't matter now, does it?
458
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,399
I mean, cover's being blown,
so, you know, whatever.
459
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,600
Alright, gee.
460
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:30,119
Look, I'm sorry.
461
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,759
I haven't done this
sort of thing before, so...
462
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,080
Done what before?
463
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:38,839
You can't tell anyone
I told you this, you understand?
464
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,560
You haven't told me anything.
465
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,720
Yeah, good. Good,
we understand each other.
466
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,999
That's all the information I have
from your mysterious benefactor.
467
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,399
Now, I don't like your boss or
the way he goes about his business,
468
00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,439
but that is not good for
the electorate or the party.
469
00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:01,840
Or the country.
470
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:04,440
Er...
471
00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:06,679
Yeah, I think they're too...
472
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,999
No, I'm sorry. I've got to...
473
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:11,119
Er, hi. Great!
474
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,159
I was wondering whether...
475
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:15,679
..maybe your little sister might
like to have her picture taken...
476
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:17,120
..instead, if that's alright?
477
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,679
Would you like to come in here
and have your picture taken?
478
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,399
That's great. And it'll be fun.
479
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,480
I'll throw the ball
and you can catch it.
480
00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:31,399
Better, I think. Alright.
481
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,239
Now, you ready? Here we go!
482
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One, two, three.
483
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(OTHERS GASP)
484
00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:40,480
Ugh!
485
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,440
No, no. And delete that,
will you? Delete it.
486
00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,600
Jesus! Is this on the level?
487
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,439
I'm going to keep digging.
488
00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,119
I didn't want to get in over
my head without some insurance.
489
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,479
Hey, I'm just a speechwriter.
490
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,679
You should speak to Henry or the AEC.
491
00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,559
No, no. Henry's in it up to his neck.
492
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:07,160
I want my career back and that is
why I am writing to my MP.
493
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,239
Oh, that's a metaphor.
494
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,759
I didn't actually mean that literally.
495
00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,119
- I don't want this.
- You just keep it, just in case.
496
00:22:14,120 --> 00:22:16,799
In case what? What do you mean?
497
00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:18,319
I'll keep digging.
498
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:22,560
And the next time we meet, it has
to be in the other car park, right?
499
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,079
But I already know who you are.
500
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:27,039
Well, it'll be more discreet.
501
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,120
You see, we can't have a secret
conversation out here in the open.
502
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,640
- That's ridiculous.
- Shh!
503
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:39,060
(SIREN WAILS)
504
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,319
NEWSREADER: The stray ball
knocked unconscious
505
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,599
primary school honours
student Paige McQuinley.
506
00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,639
She was rushed to the
Murray-Darling Downs Hospital
507
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,519
and later airlifted to the
nearby Cambooya District Medical,
508
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:01,999
after facilities proved inadequate
to deal with her injuries.
509
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,599
Mr Dugdale said that
once he was elected,
510
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:07,879
he would ensure that local medical
services were upgraded,
511
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,599
so that children like Paige
512
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:11,999
would never have to
suffer like that again.
513
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,639
Rival candidate Lorelei Baggins
said that the best way to stop
514
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,599
children like Paige suffering
515
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,919
was for Mr Dugdale
not to throw volleyballs at them.
516
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:23,919
Mr Dugdale said he didn't
want the volleyball incident
517
00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,920
turning into a political football.
518
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,599
Carol, have you seen my cop killers?
519
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:35,839
Myles! Jesus!
520
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,839
I am right in the middle of
doing Dad's campaign video. Fuck!
521
00:23:38,840 --> 00:23:40,160
I'll come back.
522
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