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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,261 --> 00:03:37,217 [JOY TO THE WORLD INSTRMENTAL] 2 00:03:37,285 --> 00:04:21,462 ** 3 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:25,866 I HAVE SOME TERRIBLE NEWS. 4 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,336 THE NAUGHTY AND NICE LISTS ARE SHOWING A SIGNIFICANT 5 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,405 STATISTICAL SWING. 6 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:34,675 I HAVE CHECKED THE LISTS MANY TIMES AND THE NAUGHTY 7 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:39,246 CHILDREN ARE FAR OUTWEIGHING THE NICE. 8 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:42,015 IN FACT, ONLY 32% OF CHILDREN IN THE 9 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,484 WORLD ARE NOW ON THE NICE LIST. 10 00:04:43,551 --> 00:04:46,153 AND THAT NUMBER KEEPS FALLING. 11 00:04:46,219 --> 00:04:51,425 EVERY ELF MUST SEND THEIR COORDINATES TO HEADQUARTERS 12 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:55,162 AS WE BEGIN DEVISING A STRATEGY TO COMBAT THIS 13 00:04:55,228 --> 00:05:00,568 INCREASE IN NAUGHTINESS. 14 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:06,006 I CANNOT OVEREMPHASIZE THE IMPORTANCE OF THIS SITUATION. 15 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:08,409 IF THE NICE NUMBERS CONTINUE TO PLUMMET I WILL HAVE NO 16 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:11,945 OTHER OPTION BUT TO CALL A HALT TO ALL TOY MAKING 17 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:19,653 OPERATIONS AND RELINQUISH MY DUTIES AS SANTA CLAUS. 18 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:26,126 STAY AT YOUR LOCATION AND AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. 19 00:05:26,193 --> 00:06:08,068 ** 20 00:06:08,135 --> 00:06:40,934 [TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS] 21 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:57,985 ** 22 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,854 YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND HERE, ARE YOU? 23 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:04,224 EXCUSE ME? 24 00:07:04,291 --> 00:07:06,794 ARE YOU OKAY ABOUT IT? 25 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,228 YES. 26 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,531 YOU'RE OKAY ABOUT THE CHILDREN? 27 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,433 I'M OKAY WITH NOT BEING FROM AROUND HERE. 28 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:16,069 WHO ARE YOU? 29 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,104 I'M ELWOOD. 30 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,573 NICE TO MEET YOU. 31 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:24,478 OKAY, 'ELWOOD', WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 32 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,681 DIDN'T YOU JUST RECEIVE BAD NEWS? 33 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:29,349 HOW DID YOU KNOW? 34 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:31,251 I SAW YOU CRYING. 35 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:33,353 YOU WERE WATCHING ME? 36 00:07:33,420 --> 00:07:35,989 I JUST RECEIVED SOME BAD NEWS MYSELF! 37 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:38,859 WE'VE GOT THAT IN COMMON THEN... 38 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:42,496 EXCUSE ME. 39 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:07,454 I THINK WE RECEIVED THE SAME BAD NEWS. 40 00:08:07,521 --> 00:08:09,623 THAT'S UNLIKELY. 41 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,525 DID YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM LOSE OR SOMETHING? 42 00:08:11,592 --> 00:08:16,263 FOOTBALL? NO. 43 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,081 WHAT DID YOU MEAN ABOUT CHILDREN? 44 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:36,016 THEIR... BEHAVIOR. 45 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,818 AND A LIST? 46 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:39,920 YOU ARE FROM THE... 47 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,555 NORTH POLE. 48 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:42,923 ARE YOU? 49 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:44,725 WOODCRAFT DEPARTMENT, BOAT DESIGNER. 50 00:08:44,792 --> 00:08:46,760 FIGURINE DEPARTMENT, DOLL APPRENTICE. 51 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,929 NICE TO MEET YOU. 52 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,732 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE YOUNG TO BE A DESIGNER? 53 00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,400 I HAD A SHORT APPRENTICESHIP. 54 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,535 ONLY 387 YEARS. 55 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,738 YOU MUST BE GOOD. 56 00:08:57,805 --> 00:08:59,372 SO ARE YOU STAYING IN TOWN? 57 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,009 AT THE BED AND BREAKFAST. YOU? 58 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711 I JUST GOT HERE BUT THAT IS WHERE I USUALLY STAY. 59 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,613 I SHOULD GET BACK THERE. 60 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,180 I NEED TO SEND IN MY COORDINATES. 61 00:09:07,247 --> 00:09:09,850 I SHOULD TOO. MAY I ACCOMPANY YOU? 62 00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,184 SURE. 63 00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:15,322 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN HERE? 64 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,692 OH, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON... 65 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:21,028 YOU WERE LOOKING FOR THE RESTROOM AND GOT LOCKED IN. 66 00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:22,863 YOU MUST BE FREEZING, COME ON OUT. 67 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:27,567 OH, NO, ACTUALLY, I THOUGHT IT FELT PRETTY NICE IN HERE. 68 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:54,662 ** 69 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,164 JUST THROW IT, JESSICA. 70 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,232 HOW WILL MR. GIBSON CLEAN THIS UP? 71 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,267 HE'S OLD. 72 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,102 WHO CARES? 73 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,103 THIS IS TERRIBLE. 74 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,137 THIS ISN'T A JOKE. 75 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,706 SO? 76 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:07,574 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO YOUR HOUSE? 77 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:09,609 MY PARENTS WOULD CLEAN IT UP. 78 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,712 IT'D BE FUNNY TO WATCH THEM. 79 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,747 THEY'RE SO YOUNG AND IN BROAD DAYLIGHT! 80 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,315 WHAT'S HAPPENING? 81 00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:16,684 I'M NOT GOING TO DO IT. 82 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,318 DON'T BE SUCH A GOODY-TWO-SHOES. 83 00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:19,519 YOU'RE NO FUN. 84 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,089 AT LEAST I'M NOT MEAN. 85 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:38,071 I AM SURE SANTA WILL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO FIX THIS. 86 00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:42,075 WHY DID YOU CHOOSE SILVER WELLS, OHIO? 87 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:44,144 I WANTED TO GO SOMEWHERE SIMILAR TO THE NORTH POLE... 88 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:47,915 I THOUGHT THE TOWN WAS CALLED SILVER BELLS. 89 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,783 A TYPO. 90 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:52,085 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF IT SO FAR? 91 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,522 IT MAY NOT BE THE NORTH POLE, BUT I'VE ENJOYED IT. 92 00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:58,992 I'VE ALWAYS LIKED IT HERE. 93 00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:08,068 WELCOME TO THE BUSY BEEHIVE BED & BREAKFAST! 94 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:10,938 WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF B'S! 95 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,873 SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BED AND BREAKFAST SHOULD HAVE A LOT 96 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,275 OF B'S DON'T YOU THINK? 97 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,144 WE HAVE EVEN MORE BEES OUT BACK! 98 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:20,047 CAN'T BEES STING YOU TO DEATH? 99 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:24,051 YES, BUT THESE NEVER HAVE. 100 00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,353 COME IN! 101 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:30,357 THIS IS ELWOOD ELVIN. 102 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:34,227 I HAVE STAYED HERE A FEW TIMES BEFORE; IT USED TO BE 103 00:11:34,294 --> 00:11:36,196 CALLED THE LAZY DAY INN. 104 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,598 I JUST BOUGHT IT AND CHANGED THE NAME. 105 00:11:38,665 --> 00:11:41,802 WHO WOULD STAY WITH A NAME LIKE THAT? 106 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,737 BUT YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU? 107 00:11:43,804 --> 00:11:45,538 NORA'S MY FIRST GUEST. 108 00:11:45,605 --> 00:11:46,907 ARE YOU GOING TO JOIN HER? 109 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,942 I DON'T USUALLY MAKE A RESERVATION. 110 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,744 THE PREVIOUS OWNER JUST EXPECTED ME. 111 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,645 I HOPE THAT DOESN'T CAUSE YOU MORE WORK. 112 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,347 YOU ARE LUCKY! 113 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,349 YOU CAN BE MY LITTLE GUINEA PIG WITH NORA. 114 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,251 HOPE YOU DON'T MIND. 115 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:01,021 DON'T WORRY! 116 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:04,124 WE KNOW HOW TO RELAX AROUND HERE. 117 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:07,094 HONEY, NORA ELVIN'S HUSBAND HAS JOINED HER! 118 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:09,963 HUSBAND?! 119 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:13,200 I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW HIM THEIR ROOM! 120 00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,568 MY HUSBAND'S NOT SO SURE ABOUT RUNNING A BED & BREAKFAST. 121 00:12:15,635 --> 00:12:18,138 HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE STRANGERS, ESPECIALLY 122 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,339 IN HIS HOME. 123 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,574 OH, GREAT. 124 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:25,745 - WE NEED SEPARATE ROOMS. - I'M NOT HER HUSBAND. 125 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:28,849 WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME THEN? 126 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:33,653 - WE'RE FROM THE SAME TOWN. - WE'RE RELATED. 127 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:37,624 - HE'S MY COUSIN. - SHE'S MY SISTER. 128 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,292 UMM-HMM. 129 00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:40,928 I UNDERSTAND. 130 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,997 SEPARATE ROOMS THEN. 131 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,866 YOU WILL LOVE OUR LITTLE TOWN. 132 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:48,401 WE HAVE ALL SORTS OF FUN DIVERSIONS! 133 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,203 WHY JUST YESTERDAY MISS ADDIE BEGAN PUTTING IN HER 134 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,206 WORLD FAMOUS FLOWER GARDEN. 135 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,641 WORLD FAMOUS? 136 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,243 I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT. 137 00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,710 PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU DON'T APPRECIATE BEAUTY 138 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,446 LIKE YOU SHOULD. 139 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,981 NOW IT IS QUITE A SIGHT! 140 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:03,650 IF YOUR HUSBAND, OR BROTHER OR COUSIN OR NEIGHBOR OR 141 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:06,887 WHATEVER YOUR STORY IS, DOESN'T WANT TO I WILL GO 142 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:09,056 OVER THERE WITH YOU. 143 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:13,493 I APPRECIATE BEAUTY. 144 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,931 HERE IS YOUR ROOM. I HOPE YOU LIKE IT. 145 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,067 IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU, MA'AM. 146 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,235 JUST ACROSS THE HALLWAY. 147 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,971 NOT EXACTLY WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED BUT... 148 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,939 WHAT DOCTOR? 149 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,841 THE THERAPIST. 150 00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:31,611 WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT? 151 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:35,482 HONEY, I CAN SPOT A MARRIAGE IN TROUBLE FROM A MILE AWAY! 152 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,617 WHEN WE WERE GOING THROUGH OUR ROUGH PATCH WE TOOK A 153 00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,619 LITTLE GETAWAY TOO! 154 00:13:39,686 --> 00:13:42,990 WE ARE NOT MARRIED! 155 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,125 PLEASE. YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARED YOUR STORY 156 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,826 A LITTLE BETTER THEN. 157 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:50,898 I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS WOMAN BEFORE IN MY LIFE! 158 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,333 DIFFERENT KIND OF THERAPIST, HUH? 159 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,202 YOU POOR GIRL. 160 00:13:55,268 --> 00:14:00,240 IF YOU NEED TO TALK I'M ALWAYS AROUND. 161 00:14:04,411 --> 00:14:05,345 THAT WOMAN IS... 162 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:06,613 WELL-INTENTIONED. 163 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,750 IT MUST BE CONFUSING SINCE ALL ELVES ARE ELVIN. 164 00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,252 HUMANS ARE STRANGE WHEREVER YOU GO. 165 00:14:12,319 --> 00:14:14,754 DON'T YOU THINK? 166 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,157 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 167 00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:24,764 THIS IS MY FIRST TRIP ABROAD. 168 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,799 YOU'VE NEVER LEFT THE NORTH POLE? 169 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,402 NEVER. 170 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,471 THEN YOU'VE NEVER BEEN SWIMMING? 171 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,240 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO? 172 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:34,274 MAYBE... 173 00:14:34,341 --> 00:14:35,675 GREAT. 174 00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,777 WHAT? NOW? 175 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:41,081 ISN'T IT DANGEROUS? 176 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,516 HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME. 177 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,152 IT MIGHT BE DIFFERENT FOR THEM. 178 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:47,254 I'VE BEEN SWIMMING. 179 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,121 YOU HAVE? 180 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,889 HUNDREDS OF TIMES. 181 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:53,126 MAYBE I'LL JUST GO THIS TIME AND WATCH. 182 00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:55,495 I'LL GET CHANGED AND MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS, OKAY? 183 00:14:55,562 --> 00:15:24,057 ** 184 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,592 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY? 185 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,693 WE'RE GOING TO THE POOL. 186 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,996 I'VE NEVER BEEN SWIMMING BEFORE. 187 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:32,199 THAT IS VERY DANGEROUS IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW! 188 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,501 I THOUGHT IT MUST BE. 189 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,036 I'M ONLY GOING TO WATCH. 190 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:39,506 YOU NEED TO TAKE LESSONS BEFORE YOU DO IT YOURSELF. 191 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:40,840 THEY GIVE LESSONS? 192 00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,609 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE WITH HER MR. ""I'VE NEVER SEEN HER 193 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,545 BEFORE IN MY LIFE."" SHE SHOULD NOT BE 194 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:48,081 TRAVELING ALONE. 195 00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:52,052 WHAT A PAIR! 196 00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,889 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 197 00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:05,665 ** 198 00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:10,170 WHY ARE YOU WET ALREADY? 199 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:12,539 YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHOWER. 200 00:16:12,605 --> 00:16:17,644 THAT'S THE RULES. 201 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:24,751 THEY'RE NOT SCARED AT ALL! 202 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:30,390 MY FIRST TIME IN A POOL. 203 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:37,764 ** 204 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,400 ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT TO COME SWIMMING? 205 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:46,073 I DON'T HAVE A SWIMMING SUIT. 206 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:47,740 HAVE YOU EVER TAKEN LESSONS? 207 00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:49,709 NO. 208 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:53,713 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T GET IN THAT WATER. 209 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:57,284 IT IS PERFECTLY SAFE. 210 00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:03,090 THE TRICK IS NOT TO LET YOUR HEAD GO UNDER THE WATER. 211 00:17:05,392 --> 00:17:11,030 I HAVEN'T FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THAT YET WITHOUT DROWNING. 212 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,606 SEE? PERFECTLY SAFE. 213 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,674 IT COOLS YOU OFF TOO. 214 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,512 IT IS HOT HERE! 215 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:29,216 I ONCE STAYED IN THE CARIBBEAN. 216 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:31,918 COULDN'T STAY FOR MORE THAN TWO DAYS. 217 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,254 I ALMOST MELTED. 218 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:38,425 YOU'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE! 219 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,828 ** 220 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,463 ELWOOD!!! 221 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,931 HE'S DROWNING! SOMEONE HELP! 222 00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:56,643 ** 223 00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:01,514 [SPUTTERING AND CHOKING] 224 00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:06,586 ARE YOU OKAY? 225 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,621 I JUST SLIPPED. 226 00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:13,893 I'LL BE FINE. 227 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,528 YOU SAVED HIS LIFE!! 228 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,063 THANK YOU! 229 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,567 I DIDN'T DO CPR OR ANYTHING. 230 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:23,203 WHAT DO CHRISTMAS PRESENT REQUIREMENTS HAVE 231 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,672 TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 232 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,708 THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 233 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,378 I JUST LOST MY BALANCE. 234 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,546 I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE TRICK WHILE I WAS DOWN THERE. 235 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,582 WHAT IS IT? 236 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:39,919 NOT TO BREATHE. 237 00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:45,258 ISN'T THAT BAD FOR YOU? 238 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:46,393 EVENTUALLY. 239 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,696 I'VE GOT TO GO HOME. 240 00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:53,333 THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE. 241 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,303 YOU ARE A VERY NICE LITTLE GIRL. 242 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,004 MAKE SURE YOU STAY THAT WAY. 243 00:18:58,070 --> 00:18:59,706 OKAY. BYE. 244 00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:03,109 THANK YOU FOR SAVING MY LIFE! 245 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:06,546 BYE. 246 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,782 WE HAVE TO EAT, NICK, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 247 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,984 YOU SAID YOU COULD KEEP THE GROCERY BILLS 248 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,520 UNDER $250 A MONTH. 249 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,087 I THOUGHT I COULD BUT THE PRICE OF EVERYTHING 250 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:19,025 KEEPS GOING UP. 251 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:22,495 EGGS, MILK, BREAD, EVERYTHING. 252 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,996 YOU'RE ONE TO TALK... 253 00:19:24,063 --> 00:19:25,465 WHAT? 254 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:28,034 YOU WENT OUT TO EAT TWICE THIS MONTH! 255 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:31,638 YOU SPENT $24.63 AND $22.97! 256 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,940 WHAT WERE YOU EATING? FILET MIGNON? 257 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,445 YOU WENT OVER ON YOUR CELL PHONE BILL TOO! 258 00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,713 OUR CELL PHONE BILL, IT COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE 259 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,282 BEEN YOU AS ME. 260 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,851 YEAH, AS IF I TALK ON IT AS MUCH AS YOU DO. 261 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,119 IT'S JUST THAT WE NEED TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO GO 262 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,721 OVER THE BUDGET. 263 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:49,822 REALLY? 264 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:51,691 I HADN'T REALIZED THAT WAS THE GOAL. 265 00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,861 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING THAT CLEAR! 266 00:19:54,927 --> 00:20:06,339 ** 267 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,442 WHEN ARE YOU PLANNING ON LEAVING? 268 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,944 A COUPLE OF WEEKS, HOW ABOUT YOU? 269 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,781 I WAS PLANNING ON LEAVING TOMORROW BUT SANTA SAID 270 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:18,718 TO STAY PUT... 271 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:20,987 WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO BESIDES WORK? 272 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,389 I'M A CARPENTER. 273 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,223 THAT'S WORK. 274 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,558 I'M A PAINTER. 275 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,260 WORK. 276 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,997 IT MAY SOUND SILLY BUT I AM GROWING THIS TREE. 277 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,199 REALLY? 278 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:36,369 I CROSSED SEVERAL DIFFERENT TYPES OF PLANTS TO MAKE 279 00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,970 A NEW ONE. 280 00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,206 WHY? 281 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:45,745 I LOVE TREES. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO? 282 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:48,381 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M GOING TO FIND OUT. 283 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,684 I MUST BE A GENIUS AT SOMETHING SUMMER-Y! 284 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,820 LIKE SWIMMING? 285 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:57,156 MAYBE NOT SWIMMING! 286 00:20:57,223 --> 00:21:16,809 ** 287 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:20,079 YOU'RE THE MAN FROM THE POOL YESTERDAY. 288 00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:21,548 I REALLY CAN SWIM YOU KNOW. 289 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:24,884 YOU WERE FLOUNDERING IN THE SHALLOW END. 290 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,919 ARE YOU NAUGHTY OR NICE? 291 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,721 NICE, OF COURSE. 292 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:31,524 WOULD ANYONE EVER ANSWER NAUGHTY? 293 00:21:31,591 --> 00:21:33,660 YOU'D BE SURPRISED. 294 00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:35,362 DO YOU WORK FOR SANTA OR SOMETHING? 295 00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,829 SANTA? 296 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:39,432 WHAT WOULD GIVE YOU A SILLY NOTION LIKE THAT? 297 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:42,535 IT'S JUST NO ADULT HAS EVER ASKED ME THAT BEFORE. 298 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,637 IT'S A SANTA QUESTION. 299 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:46,906 LOTS OF PEOPLE BESIDES SANTA ASK THAT QUESTION. 300 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,075 WHAT? 301 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,142 WHAT? WHAT? 302 00:21:50,209 --> 00:21:53,346 YOU'RE WEIRD. 303 00:21:53,413 --> 00:21:54,714 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 304 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,948 ELWOOD. 305 00:21:56,015 --> 00:22:01,788 I'M JESSICA. 306 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,725 HARDLY ANYONE'S PARENTS ARE WORKING NOW SINCE THE 307 00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:07,994 FACTORY CLOSED. 308 00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,996 THAT MUST BE HARD. 309 00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:11,998 IT IS. 310 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:14,166 MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING A LOT NOW. 311 00:22:14,233 --> 00:22:17,036 EVERYONE ELSE'S PARENTS ARE PROBABLY FIGHTING TOO. 312 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:21,107 I'M SURE YOUR PARENTS STILL LOVE EACH OTHER. 313 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,444 I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE WORRIED ABOUT MONEY. 314 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,946 THEY HAVE HOUSE PAYMENTS, CAR PAYMENTS, 315 00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,948 CREDIT CARD PAYMENTS... 316 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,717 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 317 00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,652 THEY'RE FIGHTING ABOUT IT. 318 00:22:32,719 --> 00:22:36,155 I HATE BEING A KID. 319 00:22:36,222 --> 00:22:38,090 THEY JUST NEED TO REMEMBER THAT THERE IS MORE TO BEING 320 00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:39,358 A FAMILY THAN PAYING BILLS. 321 00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:41,428 HOW? 322 00:22:41,494 --> 00:22:43,095 WHY DON'T YOU CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS? 323 00:22:43,162 --> 00:22:44,931 THAT'S SIX MONTHS AWAY! 324 00:22:44,997 --> 00:22:47,967 I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF TIME! 325 00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:51,671 THERE IS NO RULE THAT IT CAN ONLY BE IN DECEMBER. 326 00:22:51,738 --> 00:22:54,140 THERE ISN'T ANY SNOW. 327 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,677 HALF OF THE WORLD CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS DURING SUMMERTIME. 328 00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:59,779 CHRISTMAS TAKES MONEY. 329 00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,914 ARE YOU ALWAYS SO GLOOMY? 330 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:05,718 I AM PRACTICAL. 331 00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,119 CHRISTMAS DOESN'T HAVE TO TAKE MONEY. 332 00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:09,355 YOU CAN MAKE A GIFT INSTEAD OF BUYING IT. 333 00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:11,123 DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOUR MOM. 334 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:13,926 DECORATE SOMETHING IN FESTIVE GREENS AND REDS. 335 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:17,997 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 336 00:23:18,064 --> 00:23:19,666 I ALREADY HAVE AN IDEA. 337 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,033 SEE? 338 00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,769 YOU'RE A STRANGE FELLOW. 339 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:25,938 WHO THINKS ABOUT CHRISTMAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER? 340 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:28,207 BUT IT JUST MIGHT WORK! 341 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:38,618 I HOPE SO. 342 00:23:38,685 --> 00:23:50,262 [DEVICE RINGS] 343 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:54,667 WE HAVE PINPOINTED THE CAUSE. 344 00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:59,271 THE DAY BEFORE THE NICE NUMBERS BEGAN TO DROP ALL OF 345 00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:01,641 THE WORLD LEADERS SIGNED AN AGREEMENT THAT SIGNIFICANTLY 346 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:04,544 RESTRICTED THE AUTHORITY PARENTS HAVE OVER THEIR 347 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,146 OWN CHILDREN. 348 00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:10,016 THIS WOULD SUGGEST THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS BETTER SUITED 349 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:12,685 TO RAISING CHILDREN THAN THEIR OWN PARENTS! 350 00:24:12,752 --> 00:24:14,621 WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT? 351 00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,256 THE RESULT HAS BEEN CATASTROPHIC! 352 00:24:17,323 --> 00:24:20,059 WE ARE DOWN TO TWENTY-TWO PERCENT OF CHILDREN 353 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:22,729 WORLDWIDE LEFT ON THE NICE LIST. 354 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:25,264 NAUGHTINESS IS RAMPANT... 355 00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:27,433 AND IT IS GROWING. 356 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,736 AT LEAST WE KNOW ONE NICE LITTLE GIRL. 357 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,673 ALL ELVES ARE ON STANDBY FOR ACTIVATION. 358 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,908 I HAVE NOT YET GIVEN THE ORDER TO HALT 359 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,511 TOY PRODUCTION. 360 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:47,386 WE STILL HAVE TIME TO REVERSE THIS TREND. 361 00:24:47,453 --> 00:24:52,391 I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD GET THIS BAD. 362 00:24:52,458 --> 00:25:04,503 ** 363 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:09,976 DID YOU HAVE ANY LUCK? 364 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,444 EVERYONE IS OUT LOOKING FOR THE SAME FEW JOBS. 365 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:15,114 TOO MANY PEOPLE WITH MORE SKILLS ABLE TO WORK FOR LESS 366 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:17,483 MONEY THAN I CAN. 367 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,285 MAYBE DAD HAD BETTER LUCK. 368 00:25:19,351 --> 00:25:20,887 MAYBE HE DID. 369 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,388 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 370 00:25:22,454 --> 00:25:26,492 HOW EXCITING. 371 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:28,828 COME IN HERE. 372 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,305 THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, HONEY, BUT WHY... 373 00:25:39,371 --> 00:25:42,174 YOU AND DAD HAVE BEEN GLOOMY, YOU NEED TO BE 374 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:46,345 CHEERED UP AND CHRISTMAS CHEERS EVERYBODY UP. 375 00:25:46,412 --> 00:25:49,115 WELL, THAT IS TRUE. 376 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,183 IT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL. 377 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,820 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 378 00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:56,723 HONEY, WE CAN'T AFFORD ANY GIFTS RIGHT NOW. 379 00:25:56,789 --> 00:26:02,929 THAT'S WHY I MADE IT! 380 00:26:02,995 --> 00:26:05,264 I FOUND IT ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR CAR. 381 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,133 IT HAD LOST ALL OF ITS SMELL SO I DIPPED IT IN SOME OF 382 00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:14,306 YOUR PERFUME. 383 00:26:14,373 --> 00:26:16,876 I CAN SMELL THAT. 384 00:26:16,943 --> 00:26:19,812 WHEN YOU DRIVE AROUND LOOKING FOR JOBS YOU CAN 385 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,814 LOOK AT THAT AND THINK ABOUT CHRISTMAS AND BE HAPPY. 386 00:26:21,881 --> 00:26:25,517 EVERY TIME I LOOK AT IT I WILL THINK OF YOU 387 00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,419 AND BE HAPPY. 388 00:26:27,486 --> 00:26:29,021 THANK YOU. 389 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,891 I REALLY THINK THIS WILL HELP. 390 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:35,294 WILL YOU HELP ME FINISH DAD'S GIFT BEFORE HE GETS HOME? 391 00:26:35,361 --> 00:26:36,896 WHAT ARE WE MAKING HIM? 392 00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:39,999 I'LL SHOW YOU! HE'S GONNA LOVE IT! 393 00:26:55,682 --> 00:26:57,083 DAD'S HOME! 394 00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:58,350 ARE YOU READY? 395 00:26:58,417 --> 00:26:59,318 SHOULD I PLUG IN THE TREE? 396 00:26:59,385 --> 00:27:01,921 SURE. 397 00:27:22,141 --> 00:27:24,777 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, LADIES? 398 00:27:24,844 --> 00:27:31,017 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 399 00:27:31,083 --> 00:27:33,452 I LOST A FEW MONTHS SOMEWHERE! 400 00:27:33,519 --> 00:27:36,622 I WAS THINKING THAT CHRISTMAS WAS HALF A YEAR AWAY! 401 00:27:36,689 --> 00:27:38,925 SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU KNOW! 402 00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:42,461 JESSICA WANTED TO CHEER US UP. 403 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:45,397 YOU'VE BOTH BEEN REALLY GLOOMY. 404 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,499 I SEE. 405 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:50,937 WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 406 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:55,441 THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL, JESSICA. 407 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:15,561 DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY, DAD? 408 00:28:15,627 --> 00:28:19,832 VERY. 409 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,934 I LOVE YOU, LITTLE GIRL. 410 00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:23,936 I LOVE YOU TOO, DADDY. 411 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:28,307 DID YOU HEAR BACK? 412 00:28:29,641 --> 00:28:33,780 THEY DECIDED TO GO WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 413 00:28:33,846 --> 00:28:37,984 DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL FIND SOMETHING. 414 00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:43,555 I KNOW YOU HOW MUCH YOU WANTED IT. 415 00:28:43,622 --> 00:28:45,391 I HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU. 416 00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,394 REALLY? 417 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:03,109 WE SHOULD CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS MORE OFTEN! 418 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:21,493 ** 419 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,195 MY COUSIN, COLLEEN, IN IRELAND WANTS ME TO COME 420 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:24,396 LIVE WITH HER. 421 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:26,098 YOU CAN'T MOVE TO IRELAND! 422 00:29:26,165 --> 00:29:27,466 WHY NOT? 423 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:28,700 WHAT WOULD YOU DO THERE? 424 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:30,536 GUARD POTS OF GOLD? 425 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,872 IT'S BETTER THAN THE FIGURINE DEPARTMENT. 426 00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:35,207 YOU DON'T ENJOY YOUR APPRENTICESHIP? 427 00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:37,910 IT STINKS. 428 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,212 I'M SURE THERE ARE OTHER REASONS TO STAY AT THE NOR-- 429 00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:44,583 IN OUR HOMETOWN. 430 00:29:44,650 --> 00:29:51,090 WHAT ABOUT THE HOT CHOCOLATE AND FRIENDS AND SKATING? 431 00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:54,193 I'D LIKE TO SEE IRELAND, THAT'S ALL. 432 00:29:54,260 --> 00:29:59,866 IF YOU LEFT THE-- OUR HOMETOWN WOULDN'T BE AS 433 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:01,633 CHEERFUL ANYMORE. 434 00:30:01,700 --> 00:30:03,202 YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW ME THERE! 435 00:30:03,269 --> 00:30:05,171 BUT I WOULD HAVE NOTICED THAT... 436 00:30:05,237 --> 00:30:07,573 IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN... 437 00:30:07,639 --> 00:30:11,243 THERE... 438 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:13,345 DO YOU WANT TO RIDE IN THE SLEIGH? 439 00:30:13,412 --> 00:30:14,646 ARE WE ALLOWED? 440 00:30:14,713 --> 00:30:17,816 I WON'T TELL ANYONE. COME ON. 441 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:24,456 ELWOOD! IT WORKED! 442 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:25,657 WHAT WORKED? 443 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:28,360 THEY'RE HAPPY NOW! I SAW THEM KISS! 444 00:30:28,427 --> 00:30:29,828 THAT'S GREAT! 445 00:30:29,896 --> 00:30:31,230 DO YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US? 446 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:33,332 SURE. 447 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:41,908 YOU'RE THE LITTLE GIRL THAT SAVED ELWOOD'S LIFE 448 00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,409 IN THE POOL! 449 00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:45,411 MY NAME'S JESSICA. 450 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,279 JESSICA? 451 00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,415 I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE! 452 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,918 REALLY? 453 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:53,785 IT'S PRETTY COMMON. 454 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,321 IT IS BEAUTIFUL. 455 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:59,225 I LIKE THAT IT STARTS WITH A J. 456 00:30:59,291 --> 00:31:02,228 JENNIFER STARTS WITH A J. 457 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:04,863 JENNIFER? 458 00:31:04,931 --> 00:31:08,667 THAT'S LOVELY AS WELL. 459 00:31:08,734 --> 00:31:12,404 I'M NORA. 460 00:31:12,471 --> 00:31:15,774 I CAN'T THINK OF VERY MANY NAMES THAT START WITH N. 461 00:31:15,841 --> 00:31:18,277 THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I CHOSE IT! 462 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:21,380 MY WHOLE NAME IS ELINORA. 463 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,950 SO, IT REALLY STARTS WITH E LIKE MOST NAMES. 464 00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:26,718 LIKE ELWOOD. 465 00:31:26,785 --> 00:31:28,387 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 466 00:31:28,454 --> 00:31:31,924 LOTS OF NAMES START WITH SOMETHING OTHER THAN E! 467 00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:33,392 NOT WHERE I COME FROM. 468 00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:36,929 WHAT ABOUT DONNER AND BLITZ--? 469 00:31:36,996 --> 00:31:38,998 WHO? 470 00:31:39,065 --> 00:31:41,267 DONNIE AND, UH, JUST SOME GUYS WE KNOW... 471 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:44,336 THEY'RE NOT ELV-- EVERYONE. 472 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:47,706 THEY ARE A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN US. 473 00:31:47,773 --> 00:31:49,541 I LIKE ELWOOD AND ELINORA. 474 00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:51,443 THANK YOU. 475 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,845 SO, WHAT WORKED? 476 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:55,447 WHAT MADE YOUR PARENTS HAPPY? 477 00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:57,283 MY CHRISTMAS GIFTS! 478 00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,251 CHRISTMAS? 479 00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:01,453 I TOLD ELWOOD HOW SAD MY PARENTS WERE AND HE 480 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:04,323 SUGGESTED THAT I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS WITH THEM. 481 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,425 I WOULD NEVER HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT CHRISTMAS THIS 482 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:09,528 TIME OF YEAR! 483 00:32:09,595 --> 00:32:11,630 WHAT A FANTASTIC IDEA! 484 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,132 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE CHILDREN NEED! 485 00:32:13,199 --> 00:32:15,901 WHAT CHILDREN? 486 00:32:15,968 --> 00:32:18,504 THE NAUGHTY-- UH... 487 00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:22,241 THE NOT HAPPY CHILDREN. 488 00:32:22,308 --> 00:32:24,543 YOU SAID A LOT OF KIDS IN TOWN WERE UNHAPPY BECAUSE 489 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:26,412 THERE AREN'T MANY JOBS. 490 00:32:26,478 --> 00:32:29,315 THEIR PARENTS DON'T HAVE JOBS. 491 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,685 EXACTLY. 492 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,058 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 493 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,859 THAT THE OTHER KIDS SHOULD CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO? 494 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:42,628 THAT'S RIGHT! 495 00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:44,130 THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 496 00:32:44,196 --> 00:32:45,964 IT WORKED FOR MY PARENTS. 497 00:32:46,032 --> 00:32:49,068 I'LL TELL THE OTHER KIDS. 498 00:32:50,536 --> 00:32:51,737 YOU ARE BRILLIANT! 499 00:32:51,803 --> 00:32:53,072 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE KIDS NEED TO REMEMBER 500 00:32:53,139 --> 00:32:56,808 TO BE NICE AGAIN! 501 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,244 I FORGOT! 502 00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,411 MY PARENTS WANT YOU TWO TO COME TO DINNER 503 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,380 TOMORROW NIGHT. 504 00:33:01,447 --> 00:33:04,683 HOW DO THEY KNOW ABOUT US? 505 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,485 I TOLD THEM THAT ELWOOD GAVE ME THE IDEA FOR THE 506 00:33:06,552 --> 00:33:08,354 CHRISTMAS GIFTS. 507 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:11,023 THEY WANTED TO SAY THANKS. 508 00:33:11,090 --> 00:33:12,591 THAT IS SO NICE OF THEM! 509 00:33:12,658 --> 00:33:13,992 SURE. WE'LL COME. 510 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:17,263 GREAT. WE'LL EAT AT SIX. 511 00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:21,533 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU THEN. 512 00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:25,003 JESSICA... 513 00:33:25,071 --> 00:33:29,108 I'M GLAD IT WORKED. 514 00:33:41,787 --> 00:33:43,289 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 515 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,690 NOTHING. 516 00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:45,824 NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 517 00:33:45,891 --> 00:33:47,293 OR WATCH TV. 518 00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:51,029 POOL'S CLOSED BECAUSE SOMEONE THREW UP IN IT. 519 00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,131 EWW. 520 00:33:52,198 --> 00:33:54,433 NOW THERE'S NOTHING TO DO. 521 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,135 WE COULD GO TO THE LIBRARY. 522 00:33:56,202 --> 00:33:58,737 NO THANKS. 523 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:01,006 WE SPENT ALL MORNING HERE PLAYING CASTLE 524 00:34:01,073 --> 00:34:03,809 BUT IT GOT BORING. 525 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:06,445 WE'VE PLAYED AT THIS PARK OUR ENTIRE LIVES, THAT'S 526 00:34:06,512 --> 00:34:09,081 WHAT IS BORING. 527 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:11,283 I HAVE AN IDEA. 528 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,984 IT BETTER BE GOOD. 529 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:14,086 WE COULD HAVE A CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 530 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:15,721 WHY? 531 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,323 WE ALL KNOW WHO'D WIN. 532 00:34:17,389 --> 00:34:19,725 WIN? 533 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:22,194 TO BE MISS CHRISTMAS. 534 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,696 IT'S NOT A BEAUTY PAGEANT. 535 00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:26,898 THAT SOUNDS DUMB. 536 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:30,202 IT ISN'T CHRISTMAS TIME. 537 00:34:30,269 --> 00:34:33,071 IT WOULD COOL US OFF TO THINK ABOUT CHRISTMAS. 538 00:34:33,139 --> 00:34:35,707 AND IF WE PUT IT ON FOR OUR PARENTS IT WOULD MAKE THEM 539 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,343 HAPPY AGAIN. 540 00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:38,877 HOW? 541 00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,712 CHRISTMAS MAKES EVERYONE HAPPY. 542 00:34:40,779 --> 00:34:44,816 IT'S SOUNDS PRETTY LAME. 543 00:34:48,987 --> 00:34:51,957 WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO DO? 544 00:34:52,023 --> 00:34:54,693 FINE. 545 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,128 BUT IF IT'S DUMB... 546 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:57,629 IT WON'T BE. 547 00:34:57,696 --> 00:34:58,830 YOU CAN BE JOSEPH. 548 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,432 OKAY. 549 00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:05,904 I CAN BE MARY BECAUSE I'M THE PRETTIEST. 550 00:35:05,971 --> 00:35:07,606 I'LL BE A WISE MAN. 551 00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,541 YOU WON'T BE ANY GOOD AT THAT. 552 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,510 YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE A BEARD. 553 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:12,944 NO PROBLEM. 554 00:35:13,011 --> 00:35:14,813 WE NEED SOME MORE KIDS FOR THE OTHER WISE MEN, THE 555 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,483 INNKEEPER, SOME SHEPHERDS AND ANGELS. 556 00:35:17,549 --> 00:35:19,351 WE NEED SOME ANIMALS TOO. 557 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,387 IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK. 558 00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:23,189 IF IT'S TOO HARD FOR YOU... 559 00:35:23,255 --> 00:35:25,357 IT'S NOT TOO HARD FOR ME, DUMMY! 560 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:28,093 BEN, YOU GET THE KIDS TO PLAY THOSE PARTS. 561 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,329 JIMMY, YOU GET THE GIFTS FOR THE WISE MEN TO GIVE JESUS 562 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,764 AND REMEMBER YOUR BEARD. 563 00:35:32,831 --> 00:35:36,902 SARAH, YOU NEED A BABY AND A MANGER. 564 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,004 LESLIE, YOU NEED SOME ANIMALS. 565 00:35:39,070 --> 00:35:41,307 ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING? 566 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:43,509 I NEED TO GET A STAGE AND A STAR. 567 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,411 WHEN ARE WE GOING TO DO THE PLAY? 568 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,479 WE ARE JUST GOING TO PRACTICE TODAY. 569 00:35:47,546 --> 00:35:49,848 WE WON'T BE READY FOR AN AUDIENCE FOR QUITE A WHILE. 570 00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:53,151 EVERYBODY MEET BACK HERE AS SOON AS YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 571 00:36:03,962 --> 00:36:05,431 I'M GLAD YOU THOUGHT OF THIS. 572 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,098 IT IS A HUMAN CUSTOM TO BRING GIFTS WHEN VISITING 573 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:11,303 SOMEONE'S HOME. 574 00:36:11,370 --> 00:36:12,871 THAT'S WHAT THE TRAVEL BOOK SAID. 575 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:16,174 AND IT IS EXACTLY THE SPIRIT WE SHOULD HAVE! 576 00:36:16,242 --> 00:36:18,444 WE SHOULD START THIS AT THE NORTH POLE. 577 00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:27,253 HI! COME IN! 578 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,457 THIS IS MY DAD, NICK, AND MY MOM, AMY. 579 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,592 AND THIS IS ELWOOD AND NORA. 580 00:36:33,659 --> 00:36:35,794 IT IS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 581 00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:42,334 THIS IS FOR YOU. 582 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:46,772 THANK YOU. 583 00:36:46,838 --> 00:36:50,876 I GUESS I'LL OPEN IT RIGHT NOW. 584 00:36:53,645 --> 00:36:54,546 OH! 585 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,382 WOW! 586 00:36:56,448 --> 00:36:58,550 IS IT A...? 587 00:36:58,617 --> 00:37:00,519 IT'S A GLASS EGGPLANT! 588 00:37:00,586 --> 00:37:02,488 WOW. 589 00:37:02,554 --> 00:37:05,724 THAT WILL GO GREAT IN OUR... 590 00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:08,760 IN OUR LIVING ROOM, DEAR, ON THE COFFEE TABLE. 591 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:10,796 THAT WAS SO THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. 592 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,832 THANK YOU. 593 00:37:13,899 --> 00:37:16,001 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THE EGGPLANT AND GO INTO THE 594 00:37:16,067 --> 00:37:18,937 LIVING ROOM WHERE YOU CAN ADMIRE IT AND I'LL FINISH 595 00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:21,640 LAYING OUT DINNER? 596 00:37:21,707 --> 00:37:26,111 OKAY? 597 00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,079 CAN I HELP YOU WITH THAT? 598 00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:31,650 SURE. 599 00:37:46,332 --> 00:37:47,766 WOULD YOU MIND HELPING ME WITH THE CORN? 600 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:50,702 SURE. 601 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:54,573 SO, HAVE YOU AND ELWOOD KNOW EACH OTHER A LONG TIME? 602 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,308 NO. 603 00:37:56,375 --> 00:37:58,209 I'VE ONLY JUST MET HIM SINCE BEING HERE. 604 00:37:58,276 --> 00:38:00,078 WE'RE FROM THE SAME TOWN. 605 00:38:00,145 --> 00:38:02,180 AND WHERE IS THAT? 606 00:38:02,247 --> 00:38:04,983 JUST SOUTH OF THE NORTH POLE! 607 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:06,785 CANADA? 608 00:38:06,852 --> 00:38:08,286 MMMHMM. 609 00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,289 IT'S JUST HARD GETTING USED TO THE TEMPERATURE CHANGE. 610 00:38:11,357 --> 00:38:13,892 THE HARDEST THING TO GET USED TO IS THE HEAT. 611 00:38:13,959 --> 00:38:16,562 ARE YOU FROM UP NORTH? 612 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:19,631 AS FAR NORTH AS YOU CAN GO! 613 00:38:19,698 --> 00:38:21,099 ALASKA? 614 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,001 MMMHMM. 615 00:38:23,068 --> 00:38:25,904 IS YOUR TOWN PRETTY SMALL? 616 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,407 NOT REALLY, THERE ARE THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS 617 00:38:28,474 --> 00:38:31,410 OF--- FOLKS THERE. 618 00:38:31,477 --> 00:38:35,046 IT'S A SMALL PLACE REALLY, QUAINT. 619 00:38:35,113 --> 00:38:37,248 BUT YOU DIDN'T KNOW NORA? 620 00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:39,451 JESSICA! 621 00:38:39,518 --> 00:38:43,121 BUT WE KNOW JUST ABOUT EVERYONE HERE. 622 00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,824 I MEANT THAT IT HAS A SMALL TOWN FEELING. 623 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:52,431 LIKE YOUR TOWN, THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS COME HERE -- SO MUCH. 624 00:38:52,498 --> 00:38:54,232 IT IS VERY DIFFERENT FROM HERE. 625 00:38:54,299 --> 00:38:57,569 IT'S BUSTLING, VERY BUSY. 626 00:38:57,636 --> 00:38:59,070 AND WHAT DO YOU DO? 627 00:38:59,137 --> 00:39:01,473 I MAKE TOYS. 628 00:39:01,540 --> 00:39:03,975 I'M IN MANUFACTURING. 629 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,644 ME TOO. 630 00:39:05,711 --> 00:39:08,346 OUR PLANT CLOSED A FEW MONTHS AGO. CARS. 631 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,549 TOYS. 632 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,884 YOU MAKE TOYS AT THE NORTH POLE? 633 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,085 IN CANADA, JESSICA. 634 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:17,288 WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS- SANTA DOESN'T EXIST. 635 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:25,163 ACTUALLY... 636 00:39:25,230 --> 00:39:26,998 WE CAN GO INTO THE DINING ROOM. 637 00:39:27,065 --> 00:39:30,001 THE FOOD'S ON THE TABLE. 638 00:39:42,848 --> 00:39:47,586 LET'S SAY GRACE. 639 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,555 LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD. 640 00:39:49,621 --> 00:39:52,090 PLEASE BLESS AMY FOR PREPARING IT AND PLEASE BE 641 00:39:52,157 --> 00:39:54,593 WITH ELWOOD AND NORA WHILE THEY ARE HERE VISITING. 642 00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:57,062 IN JESUS' NAME. AMEN. 643 00:39:59,030 --> 00:40:00,766 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 644 00:40:00,832 --> 00:40:03,435 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO THANK GOD FOR THE FOOD. 645 00:40:03,502 --> 00:40:06,772 OH...RIGHT. 646 00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,740 YOU MUST BE VERY PROUD OF JESSICA. 647 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:11,477 SHE IS A BRAVE AND THOUGHTFUL LITTLE GIRL. 648 00:40:11,543 --> 00:40:16,414 SHE IS A SPECIAL LITTLE GIRL. 649 00:40:19,618 --> 00:40:23,121 WHAT IS THERE TO DO HERE TO PASS THE TIME? 650 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:26,958 THERE'S HIKING AND BOATING AND FISHING... 651 00:40:27,025 --> 00:40:30,295 THERE'S A REALLY GREAT AMISH FURNITURE AND ANTIQUE STORE. 652 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:32,230 YOU COULD TOUR A FARM. 653 00:40:32,297 --> 00:40:33,765 WE HAVE AN ARCHERY RANGE. 654 00:40:33,832 --> 00:40:36,568 I LOVE THE VELVET ICE CREAM FACTORY! 655 00:40:36,635 --> 00:40:39,437 ICE CREAM? 656 00:40:39,505 --> 00:40:41,940 I HAVEN'T HAD ICE CREAM SINCE I GOT HERE! 657 00:40:42,007 --> 00:40:44,476 WHICH WAS WHEN? 658 00:40:44,543 --> 00:40:45,944 FOUR DAYS. 659 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,178 THREE. 660 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:50,782 STILL, THAT'S A LONG TIME WITHOUT ICE CREAM. 661 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:55,020 YOU KNOW, IT HAS BEEN A REALLY LONG TIME FOR ME TOO. 662 00:40:55,086 --> 00:40:58,423 WE SHOULD GO GET ICE CREAM TOMORROW FOR BREAKFAST. 663 00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:00,358 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 664 00:41:00,425 --> 00:41:02,761 ICE CREAM IS FOR DESSERT! 665 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:04,162 REALLY? 666 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,464 OF COURSE. 667 00:41:06,532 --> 00:41:10,201 ICE CREAM IS GOOD ANYTIME, ANYPLACE. 668 00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:14,540 THE PLACE IS ONLY 20 MINUTES FROM HERE. 669 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,441 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO WITH US, JESSICA? 670 00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:17,743 YEAH! 671 00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:19,678 WOULD THAT BE OKAY? 672 00:41:19,745 --> 00:41:21,146 THAT WOULD BE FINE. 673 00:41:21,212 --> 00:41:24,315 GREAT, WE'LL PICK YOU UP AROUND TEN TOMORROW. 674 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:25,584 GREAT. 675 00:41:25,651 --> 00:41:26,918 SEE YOU TOMORROW, JESSICA. 676 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:30,622 BYE! 677 00:41:32,057 --> 00:41:33,358 BYE! 678 00:41:33,424 --> 00:41:37,896 GOODNIGHT. 679 00:41:37,963 --> 00:41:42,033 WELL, THAT WAS SOMETHING. 680 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:44,670 THEY'RE NICE PEOPLE. 681 00:41:44,736 --> 00:41:47,005 PROBABLY PRETTY NORMAL FOR HUMANS. 682 00:41:47,072 --> 00:41:49,040 DON'T YOU THINK? 683 00:41:49,107 --> 00:41:51,242 I LIKE THEM A LOT. 684 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:53,845 I JUST HOPE WE CAN HELP JESSICA STAY ON THE NICE LIST. 685 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:57,015 THAT'S WHY I INVITED HER. 686 00:42:06,457 --> 00:42:08,794 DO YOU RENT AUTOMOBILES? 687 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:11,196 RENT, SELL, BUY, SMASH, TRADE, HOCK, YOU NAME IT. 688 00:42:11,262 --> 00:42:12,564 EXCELLENT! 689 00:42:12,631 --> 00:42:14,700 FOR HOW LONG? 690 00:42:14,766 --> 00:42:17,569 THIS MORNING. 691 00:42:17,636 --> 00:42:19,838 CAR, TRUCK, VAN OR SUV? 692 00:42:19,905 --> 00:42:21,139 CAR. 693 00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:22,941 WHAT SIZE? 694 00:42:23,008 --> 00:42:24,375 MEDIUM. 695 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:25,877 ECONOMY, COMPACT, MID-SIZED, STANDARD, FULL, PREMIUM, 696 00:42:25,944 --> 00:42:27,979 LUXURY OR CONVERTIBLE? 697 00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,115 UMM... 698 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:32,918 CAN YOU SAY THOSE AGAIN? 699 00:42:32,984 --> 00:42:34,285 DO YOU WANT TO IMPRESS A GIRL? 700 00:42:34,352 --> 00:42:37,889 YES. 701 00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:40,391 I'VE GOT JUST THE CAR FOR YOU. 702 00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:45,130 YOU WANT A CONVERTIBLE. 703 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:50,201 ISN'T THAT DANGEROUS? 704 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:51,502 IT'S COOL. 705 00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,505 GIRLS LIKE THEM. 706 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:56,775 THIS GIRL IS AFRAID TO GO SWIMMING. 707 00:42:56,842 --> 00:42:59,010 THEN YOU DON'T WANT THE CONVERTIBLE. 708 00:42:59,077 --> 00:43:00,612 BUT I STILL WANT TO IMPRESS HER. 709 00:43:00,679 --> 00:43:04,816 THEN THE LUXURY CAR IS THE CAR FOR YOU. 710 00:43:04,883 --> 00:43:07,252 SHOW HER THAT YOU HAVE MONEY AND STYLE WHILE ALSO BEING 711 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:09,454 SAFE AND RESPONSIBLE. 712 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,857 UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT HER TO THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF 713 00:43:11,923 --> 00:43:13,759 MONEY OTHERWISE SHE WILL EXPECT A BIGGER DIAMOND. 714 00:43:13,825 --> 00:43:17,996 THAT'S THE PLACE I'M AT RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT A GOOD 715 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:21,266 PLACE TO BE. 716 00:43:21,332 --> 00:43:25,336 I DON'T THINK I NEED LUXURY. 717 00:43:25,403 --> 00:43:27,806 I AM JUST DRIVING TWENTY MINUTES OUT OF TOWN TO TOUR 718 00:43:27,873 --> 00:43:30,241 AN ICE CREAM FACTORY WITH THIS WOMAN AND A LITTLE GIRL. 719 00:43:30,308 --> 00:43:32,143 A LITTLE GIRL? 720 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:33,779 WE ARE HELPING HER. 721 00:43:33,845 --> 00:43:39,184 GOING THAT ROUTE, ARE YOU? 722 00:43:44,222 --> 00:43:46,758 ANY LUGGAGE? 723 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,660 TO AN ICE CREAM FACTORY? 724 00:43:48,727 --> 00:43:50,595 STANDARD QUESTION. 725 00:43:50,662 --> 00:43:52,664 I HAVE TO ASK. 726 00:43:52,731 --> 00:43:54,232 NO LUGGAGE. 727 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,334 ARE YOU CONCERNED ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT? 728 00:43:56,401 --> 00:44:01,306 WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH CAR RENTAL? 729 00:44:01,372 --> 00:44:03,408 DO YOU WANT A HYBRID? 730 00:44:03,474 --> 00:44:06,077 OR A NORMAL CAR? 731 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,946 NORMAL. 732 00:44:08,013 --> 00:44:09,580 ARE YOU INTERESTED IN THE RATE COMPARISON PROMOTIONAL 733 00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:14,285 PLAN OFFER? 734 00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:17,689 DO YOU WANT TO SAVE MONEY OR DON'T YOU CARE? 735 00:44:17,756 --> 00:44:20,525 I JUST WANT A CAR FOR THE MORNING. 736 00:44:20,591 --> 00:44:22,560 I HAVE JUST THE VEHICLE FOR YOU! 737 00:44:22,627 --> 00:44:24,896 IT IS ONE OF OUR STANDARD SIZE MODELS WHICH WILL ALLOW 738 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:27,098 YOU TO ENJOY YOUR MORNING EXCURSION WITHOUT SPENDING 739 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:28,533 TOO MUCH MONEY. 740 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:30,769 YOU WON'T BE CRAMPED INTO A TIGHT LITTLE SPACE WITH ALL 741 00:44:30,836 --> 00:44:33,238 OF THE PEOPLE IN YOUR PARTY. 742 00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:35,573 YOU WILL BE DRIVING IN THE LAP OF LUXURY... 743 00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:44,816 ** 744 00:44:44,883 --> 00:44:46,517 CAN YOU DRIVE THIS CAR? 745 00:44:46,584 --> 00:44:47,853 IT'S TRICKY BECAUSE THE ROAD DOESN'T HAVE THAT RAIL IN 746 00:44:47,919 --> 00:44:49,587 THE MIDDLE. 747 00:44:49,654 --> 00:44:50,822 THE CAR CAN SWERVE TO EITHER SIDE! 748 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,590 I NOTICED. 749 00:44:52,657 --> 00:44:54,392 CAN YOU DRIVE THIS? 750 00:44:54,459 --> 00:44:56,627 ITS TRICKY, THAT'S ALL. 751 00:44:56,694 --> 00:44:58,129 ELWOOD... 752 00:44:58,196 --> 00:45:00,932 I'VE ALMOST GOT IT, IT'LL BE FINE. 753 00:45:00,999 --> 00:45:05,303 HUH, THIS LOOKS IMPORTANT. 754 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:12,811 I'M READY! 755 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:42,240 DON'T WORRY, I WON'T TELL MY PARENTS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE 756 00:45:42,307 --> 00:45:44,976 AN AMERICAN DRIVER'S LICENSE. 757 00:45:45,043 --> 00:45:47,512 DRIVING IN CANADA IS DIFFERENT. 758 00:45:47,578 --> 00:45:49,547 CANADA? 759 00:45:49,614 --> 00:45:52,383 DO THEY DRIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD THERE? 760 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:53,785 PRACTICALLY. 761 00:45:53,852 --> 00:46:00,158 LET'S GET SOME ICE CREAM, SHALL WE? 762 00:46:00,225 --> 00:46:30,889 ** 763 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:32,757 EXCUSE ME, WHEN IS THE NEXT TOUR? 764 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:34,259 THEY JUST STARTED. 765 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:35,994 WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO NOW OR WAIT FOR THE NEXT TOUR? 766 00:46:36,061 --> 00:46:37,595 WE'LL GO NOW. 767 00:46:37,662 --> 00:46:39,030 TWO ADULTS AND ONE CHILD. 768 00:46:39,097 --> 00:46:40,631 HOW MUCH WILL THAT BE? 769 00:46:40,698 --> 00:46:42,500 IT'S FREE, JUST GO THROUGH THAT DOOR AND YOU SHOULD BE 770 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:43,935 ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH THE TOUR. 771 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:46,304 OKAY, THANK YOU. 772 00:46:46,371 --> 00:47:50,835 ** 773 00:47:50,902 --> 00:47:57,475 THIS TASTES LIKE HOME. 774 00:47:57,542 --> 00:47:59,644 ARE THOSE FOR BREAKFAST OR THE RIDE HOME? 775 00:47:59,710 --> 00:48:02,447 I'VE MISSED BREAKFAST. 776 00:48:02,513 --> 00:48:05,750 WHO EATS ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST? 777 00:48:05,816 --> 00:48:43,788 ** 778 00:48:43,854 --> 00:48:46,591 ARE YOU OKAY? 779 00:48:46,657 --> 00:48:50,996 MMM-HMM. 780 00:48:51,062 --> 00:48:53,999 THAT ICE CREAM MUST HAVE REALLY HIT THE SPOT? 781 00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:56,767 DEFINITELY. 782 00:48:56,834 --> 00:49:01,672 DEFINITELY. 783 00:49:07,745 --> 00:49:10,781 THIS WAS REALLY NICE. THANK YOU. 784 00:49:10,848 --> 00:49:48,786 ** 785 00:49:48,853 --> 00:49:51,022 JESSICA IS SUCH A NICE GIRL. 786 00:49:51,089 --> 00:49:52,790 I HOPE SHE STAYS NICE. 787 00:49:52,857 --> 00:49:55,760 YOU DON'T THINK SHE COULD BECOME NAUGHTY, DO YOU? 788 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:57,062 A LOT OF CHILDREN ARE. 789 00:49:57,128 --> 00:49:58,929 NOT JESSICA. 790 00:49:58,996 --> 00:50:00,965 I HOPE NOT BUT WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE REST OF 791 00:50:01,032 --> 00:50:03,468 THE CHILDREN IN THE TOWN. 792 00:50:03,534 --> 00:50:04,769 I DON'T KNOW. 793 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,638 SANTA HASN'T GIVEN US ANY INSTRUCTIONS YET. 794 00:50:07,705 --> 00:50:10,141 IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THE SITUATION WORSE. 795 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:12,110 THE KIDS ARE ALREADY ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. 796 00:50:12,177 --> 00:50:14,312 I DON'T KNOW... 797 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:15,746 LET'S RETURN THE CAR. 798 00:50:15,813 --> 00:50:18,583 I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I MEAN. 799 00:50:18,649 --> 00:50:44,142 ** 800 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,449 LET'S FOCUS ON ONE CHILD. 801 00:50:51,516 --> 00:50:52,850 WHICH ONE? 802 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:54,252 THEY'RE ALL BEING BAD. 803 00:50:54,319 --> 00:50:55,753 THAT LITTLE GIRL. 804 00:50:55,820 --> 00:50:57,555 GIVE IT TO ME! 805 00:51:05,330 --> 00:51:07,698 GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE IT TO ME! 806 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:11,969 OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE IT. 807 00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:13,704 IT WORKED! 808 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:15,173 NOW WE JUST NEED TO DO THAT FOR THE REST 809 00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,774 OF THE CHILDREN. 810 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:18,509 IT WILL TAKE A LONG TIME TO HELP ALL THE CHILDREN 811 00:51:18,576 --> 00:51:21,312 IN THE WORLD. 812 00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:28,753 WHY DID SHE DO THAT? 813 00:51:28,819 --> 00:51:31,389 IT SEEMS OUR MAGIC IS ONLY TEMPORARY. 814 00:51:31,456 --> 00:51:34,759 LET'S TRY ON THAT LITTLE BOY. 815 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:56,181 OUR MAGIC SEEMS TO MAKE ONLY ONE BAD ACTION GOOD. 816 00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:59,250 IT'S HOPELESS. 817 00:52:03,188 --> 00:52:05,856 KIDS! BE NICE TO EACH OTHER! 818 00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:09,160 STOP BEING MEAN! 819 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:21,206 DO YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN? 820 00:52:21,272 --> 00:52:22,673 JUST THE TWO OF US? 821 00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:25,075 I'D RATHER JUST GO BACK TO MY ROOM. 822 00:52:25,142 --> 00:52:30,114 THANKS THOUGH. 823 00:52:30,181 --> 00:52:33,050 I'LL JUST HANG OUT WITH MYSELF THEN. 824 00:52:33,117 --> 00:52:36,153 FUN. 825 00:52:36,221 --> 00:54:16,186 ** 826 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:21,158 WHAT COULD NORA LIKE ABOUT AN AVERAGE ELF LIKE ME? 827 00:54:21,225 --> 00:54:26,397 NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. 828 00:54:46,884 --> 00:55:31,362 ** 829 00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:34,098 DON'T YOU THROW AN EGG AT MY HOUSE! 830 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:36,934 YOU BETTER RUN BEFORE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! 831 00:55:37,001 --> 00:55:39,737 I'M GONNA TELL YOUR MOTHER, JACK MILLS! 832 00:55:39,804 --> 00:55:42,139 I SEE YOU TOO SAMMI PRIZLER! 833 00:55:42,206 --> 00:55:44,575 YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET EVER RAISING A HAND TO MY 834 00:55:44,642 --> 00:55:49,647 BEAUTIFUL BED AND BREAKFAST! 835 00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:54,985 YOUR ARM HAD BETTER HAVE HAD A SPASM! 836 00:55:55,052 --> 00:55:57,154 IF I GET MY HAND ON THAT SPRINKLER, HENRY BAKER, 837 00:55:57,221 --> 00:56:00,391 YOU'LL BE SORRY! 838 00:56:05,262 --> 00:56:09,434 WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 839 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:10,968 WHAT'S THE BIG EMERGENCY? 840 00:56:11,035 --> 00:56:14,204 ELWOOD IS SAD. WE NEED TO CHEER HIM UP! 841 00:56:14,271 --> 00:56:15,740 WHY IS HE SAD? 842 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:19,444 BECAUSE HE LIKES NORA BUT NORA DOESN'T LIKE HIM BACK. 843 00:56:19,510 --> 00:56:21,646 HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 844 00:56:21,712 --> 00:56:24,449 THIS ISN'T ANY OF OUR BUSINESS. 845 00:56:24,515 --> 00:56:26,651 WE SHOULD LEAVE THE POOR MAN ALONE. 846 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:31,489 I OVERHEARD HIM TALKING TO HIMSELF. 847 00:56:31,556 --> 00:56:34,224 YOU WERE EAVESDROPPING? 848 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:36,360 MORE LIKE SPYING. 849 00:56:36,427 --> 00:56:38,262 JESSICA... 850 00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:40,130 IT WAS HIS IDEA TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AND THAT 851 00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:41,832 MADE US HAPPIER. 852 00:56:41,899 --> 00:56:45,302 NOW HE NEEDS TO BE HAPPY TOO. 853 00:56:45,369 --> 00:56:47,838 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER TO ELWOOD? 854 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,740 BY MAKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES. 855 00:56:49,807 --> 00:56:51,942 DOESN'T THAT SOUND GOOD, DAD? 856 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:53,611 THAT DOES SOUND GOOD... 857 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:55,780 I AM SURE ELWOOD WOULD APPRECIATE CHRISTMAS COOKIES 858 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:59,383 REGARDLESS OF WHAT JESSICA THINKS SHE OVERHEARD. 859 00:56:59,450 --> 00:57:05,155 I WONDER IF NORA WOULD LIKE TO... 860 00:57:05,222 --> 00:57:07,324 AMY... 861 00:57:07,391 --> 00:57:10,695 ...HELP US BAKE THEM? 862 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,930 I AM SURE ELWOOD WOULD NOT APPRECIATE ANY MATCH MAKING 863 00:57:12,997 --> 00:57:15,365 SERVICES YOU THINK YOU NEED TO PROVIDE. 864 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:20,170 I ONLY WANT EVERYONE ELSE TO BE AS HAPPY AS I AM! 865 00:57:20,237 --> 00:57:21,939 LET'S FIND SOME RECIPES, JESSICA, AND WE CAN MAKE 866 00:57:22,006 --> 00:57:23,674 THE GROCERY LIST. 867 00:57:23,741 --> 00:57:26,911 WE'LL CALL NORA AS SOON AS WE GET BACK FROM THE STORE. 868 00:57:26,977 --> 00:57:29,013 GREAT. 869 00:57:41,425 --> 00:57:43,093 WHEN WILL THE BOYS BE BACK? 870 00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:45,462 EARLY AFTERNOON. 871 00:57:45,530 --> 00:57:50,134 UNLESS ELWOOD HATES FISHING. 872 00:57:50,200 --> 00:57:53,137 HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WE BAKING FOR? 873 00:57:53,203 --> 00:57:55,305 THE NUMBER JUST KEEPS ON GROWING. 874 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:57,742 WE STARTED THINKING ONLY OF ELWOOD BUT IT TURNS OUT 875 00:57:57,808 --> 00:58:01,846 THERE ARE A LOT MORE PEOPLE THAT NEED TO BE CHEERING UP. 876 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:04,849 THIS IS A LOT OF INGREDIENTS. 877 00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:07,084 WE GOT THE GROCERY STORE TO DONATE SUPPLIES, NOW WE CAN 878 00:58:07,151 --> 00:58:10,387 BAKE FOR 91 FAMILIES! 879 00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:12,256 THAT'S A LOT OF COOKIES! 880 00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:15,059 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE THAT NEED JOBS. 881 00:58:15,125 --> 00:58:17,895 I AM GLAD TO HELP SPREAD SOME CHRISTMAS CHEER! 882 00:58:17,962 --> 00:58:22,800 DO YOU BAKE MUCH FOR CHRISTMAS? 883 00:58:22,867 --> 00:58:25,069 YOU COULD SAY THAT. 884 00:58:25,135 --> 00:58:29,840 I BET YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT BAKING CHRISTMAS COOKIES! 885 00:58:29,907 --> 00:58:33,277 THERE IS SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE SPECIAL ABOUT CHRISTMAS 886 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:39,216 COOKIES, DON'T YOU THINK? 887 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:46,156 I'M GLAD WE'RE MAKING THESE FOR ELWOOD. 888 00:58:46,223 --> 00:58:48,993 EVERYONE ELSE TOO! 889 00:58:49,059 --> 00:58:58,002 BUT ESPECIALLY ELWOOD, HE'S FEELING A LITTLE DOWN. 890 00:58:58,068 --> 00:59:08,312 ** 891 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,014 SO THE POINT IS TO CATCH FISH? 892 00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,649 THAT'S RIGHT. 893 00:59:11,716 --> 00:59:14,919 THEN YOU EAT THEM? 894 00:59:14,985 --> 00:59:17,021 SOMETIMES. 895 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:18,589 SOMETIMES YOU THROW THEM BACK. 896 00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:20,958 WHY? 897 00:59:21,025 --> 00:59:24,328 DON'T YOU ICE FISH IN CANADA? 898 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,732 I GUESS, BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN. 899 00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:32,837 I HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS. 900 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:36,173 IT IS FUNNY, JESSICA THINKS I'M FROM THE NORTH POLE AND 901 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:39,176 YOU DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. 902 00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:41,612 WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. 903 00:59:41,679 --> 00:59:45,482 BUT YOU TOLD JESSICA THAT SANTA DOESN'T EXIST. 904 00:59:45,549 --> 00:59:49,654 WE CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF JESUS AT CHRISTMAS INSTEAD. 905 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,488 YOU THINK SANTA IS BAD? 906 00:59:51,555 --> 00:59:54,058 JUST A DISTRACTION. 907 00:59:54,124 --> 00:59:57,928 WE WANT THE FOCUS TO BE ON JESUS, NOT ON GIFTS. 908 00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:02,566 CAN YOU ONLY HAVE ONE OR THE OTHER? 909 01:00:02,633 --> 01:00:04,601 EVERY FAMILY IS DIFFERENT. 910 01:00:04,669 --> 01:00:06,671 YOU AND YOUR FUTURE WIFE CAN DECIDE ALL THAT BEFORE YOU 911 01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,639 HAVE KIDS. 912 01:00:08,706 --> 01:00:11,241 THAT'S A LONG TIME FROM NOW. 913 01:00:11,308 --> 01:00:14,278 NOT IF AMY HAS HER WAY. 914 01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:16,013 WHAT? 915 01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:19,616 NOTHING. 916 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:55,352 NORA! ELWOOD! 917 01:00:55,419 --> 01:00:57,688 THIS WAS ON THE FRONT PORCH FOR YOU. 918 01:00:57,755 --> 01:00:59,857 FOR BOTH OF YOU, TO SHARE. 919 01:00:59,924 --> 01:01:01,792 YOU OPEN IT, ELWOOD. 920 01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:05,830 WHO IS IT FROM? 921 01:01:05,896 --> 01:01:07,732 CHRISTMAS COOKIES! 922 01:01:07,798 --> 01:01:09,299 THIS WAS ON THE PORCH FOR ME! 923 01:01:09,366 --> 01:01:10,801 ISN'T IT WONDERFUL? 924 01:01:10,868 --> 01:01:14,538 CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS IN THE SUMMERTIME! 925 01:01:14,604 --> 01:01:16,573 WERE YOU A PART OF THIS? 926 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,575 THE CHRISTMAS CHEER YOU STARTED SPREADING IS COMING 927 01:01:18,642 --> 01:01:20,077 BACK TO YOU! 928 01:01:20,144 --> 01:01:22,212 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 929 01:01:22,279 --> 01:01:24,815 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 930 01:01:36,693 --> 01:01:38,628 ARE YOU BUSY? 931 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:40,164 JUST TRYING TO GET SOME THINGS DONE. 932 01:01:40,230 --> 01:01:41,732 WHAT'S UP? 933 01:01:41,799 --> 01:01:43,500 I NEED SOME ADVICE. 934 01:01:43,567 --> 01:01:45,469 I KNOW A SECRET ABOUT SOMEONE. 935 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:50,440 A BIG SECRET AND I AM NOT SURE WHAT I SHOULD DO. 936 01:01:50,507 --> 01:01:52,276 WHAT KIND OF SECRET? 937 01:01:52,342 --> 01:01:56,613 GOOD? BAD? SERIOUS? 938 01:01:56,680 --> 01:02:00,785 THERE IS A CERTAIN PERSON, ACTUALLY TWO PEOPLE, WHO ARE 939 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:03,553 LYING ABOUT THEMSELVES. 940 01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:08,392 THAT'S A SERIOUS ACCUSATION. 941 01:02:08,458 --> 01:02:11,228 HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING PEOPLE AGAIN? 942 01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:13,063 ELWOOD AND NORA? 943 01:02:13,130 --> 01:02:16,801 I CAN'T KEEP IT A SECRET ANYMORE; IT'S TOO BIG! 944 01:02:16,867 --> 01:02:17,802 THEY'RE ELVES! 945 01:02:17,868 --> 01:02:19,904 SANTA'S ELVES! 946 01:02:19,970 --> 01:02:22,372 WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT? 947 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:23,473 I HEARD THEM! 948 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:24,942 ELWOOD, ACTUALLY, SAID IT. 949 01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:26,944 HE CALLED HIMSELF AN AVERAGE ELF! 950 01:02:27,011 --> 01:02:30,580 AND HE CAN DO MAGIC! 951 01:02:30,647 --> 01:02:33,918 YOU'RE LETTING YOUR IMAGINATION CARRY YOU AWAY. 952 01:02:33,984 --> 01:02:37,487 YOU HAVE TO ADMIT THEY ARE WEIRD. 953 01:02:37,554 --> 01:02:39,123 REMEMBER THE GLASS EGGPLANT? 954 01:02:39,189 --> 01:02:41,591 AND NORA IS AFRAID OF WATER. 955 01:02:41,658 --> 01:02:43,527 LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF WATER. 956 01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,562 SHE ISN'T JUST AFRAID SHE IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT 957 01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:48,298 BECAUSE SHE IS USED TO ICE! 958 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:51,168 HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THEIR EARS? 959 01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:54,638 THERE ARE SOME STRANGE LOOKING EARS OUT THERE. 960 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:56,740 THEY EAT ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST. 961 01:02:56,807 --> 01:02:59,443 ELWOOD CAN'T DRIVE A CAR AND HE SAID HE LIVES JUST SOUTH 962 01:02:59,509 --> 01:03:01,711 OF THE NORTH POLE. 963 01:03:01,778 --> 01:03:03,380 HE MEANT CANADA. 964 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:06,250 NORA TOLD MOM THEY WERE FROM ALASKA. 965 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:09,219 SHE DID? 966 01:03:09,286 --> 01:03:12,722 THEY MAKE TOYS. 967 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:16,426 BY JOVE, I THINK YOU'RE ON TO SOMETHING! 968 01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:17,794 CALL SCOTLAND YARD! 969 01:03:17,862 --> 01:03:19,997 DADDY, BE SERIOUS! 970 01:03:20,064 --> 01:03:22,132 WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 971 01:03:22,199 --> 01:03:24,301 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT. 972 01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:26,871 KEEP ME POSTED. 973 01:03:35,545 --> 01:03:36,780 YOU ARE VERY BRAVE. 974 01:03:36,847 --> 01:03:38,748 I'M SCARED TO DEATH! 975 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,617 BUT YOU'RE OUT HERE ANYWAY. 976 01:03:40,684 --> 01:03:43,820 I AM IMPRESSED. 977 01:03:43,888 --> 01:03:46,756 THE BANK SIGN SAID IT'S 91 DEGREES TODAY. 978 01:03:46,823 --> 01:03:48,692 I DIDN'T KNOW IT COULD GET THAT HOT! 979 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:50,660 NO WONDER I'M BURNING UP! 980 01:03:50,727 --> 01:03:54,431 LET'S DRIFT FOR A WHILE. 981 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:56,466 I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT IN THE CARIBBEAN. 982 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:58,435 FISHING THERE WOULD BE NICE THOUGH. 983 01:03:58,502 --> 01:03:59,769 HOW DID YOUR FISHING GO? 984 01:03:59,836 --> 01:04:01,671 YOU'LL SEE AT DINNER TONIGHT. 985 01:04:01,738 --> 01:04:05,642 IT DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT TO BE BOATING AND FISHING WHEN THE 986 01:04:05,709 --> 01:04:08,078 WORLD IS FALLING APART! 987 01:04:08,145 --> 01:04:12,917 I WISH WE COULD HELP THIS SWEET LITTLE TOWN. 988 01:04:12,983 --> 01:04:15,552 WE MAY NOT BE ABLE TO CHANGE THE KIDS... 989 01:04:15,619 --> 01:04:17,621 BUT MAYBE WE COULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE JOBS! 990 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,156 DO YOU HAVE AN IDEA? 991 01:04:19,223 --> 01:04:21,725 I HAVE THIS PLANT-- 992 01:04:21,791 --> 01:04:22,927 UH-OH. 993 01:04:22,993 --> 01:04:23,827 WHAT? 994 01:04:23,894 --> 01:04:24,995 A WATERFALL. 995 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:26,430 A WATERFALL?! 996 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:31,401 WE NEED TO JUMP. NOW. 997 01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:35,572 DO SOMETHING! 998 01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:38,008 JUMP! NOW! 999 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:38,875 I'LL DROWN! 1000 01:04:38,943 --> 01:04:40,911 AHHH! 1001 01:04:44,681 --> 01:04:50,520 WE'RE SAFE! 1002 01:04:50,587 --> 01:04:52,156 BUT STUCK. 1003 01:04:52,222 --> 01:04:57,027 NORA, BUT WE'RE STILL GOING TO HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE BOAT. 1004 01:04:57,094 --> 01:04:59,930 WE'RE STUCK! PLEASE HELP US! 1005 01:04:59,997 --> 01:05:02,166 THE WATER IS, LIKE, THREE FEET DEEP. 1006 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:05,769 JUST GET OUT OF THE BOAT AND WALK. 1007 01:05:05,835 --> 01:05:10,540 I'LL PROTECT YOU. 1008 01:05:17,414 --> 01:05:18,682 ARE YOU NERVOUS? 1009 01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:21,351 I AM STILL NOT SURE HOW I CAN EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT 1010 01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:22,886 EXPLAINING IT. 1011 01:05:22,953 --> 01:05:25,389 I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 1012 01:05:25,455 --> 01:05:26,890 I'M EXCITED TO TRY YOUR FISH. 1013 01:05:26,957 --> 01:05:29,093 ME TOO! 1014 01:05:30,794 --> 01:05:32,396 COME ON IN. 1015 01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:34,264 AMY AND JESSICA ARE STILL BUSTLING IN THE KITCHEN BUT 1016 01:05:34,331 --> 01:05:35,865 THEY SHOULD BE DONE SOON. 1017 01:05:35,932 --> 01:05:37,834 GREAT, I'LL SEE IF I CAN HELP. 1018 01:05:37,901 --> 01:05:39,936 DOES THAT NEED TO GO IN THE KITCHEN? 1019 01:05:40,004 --> 01:05:41,871 IT'S WHAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1020 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:44,541 LET'S GET COMFORTABLE THEN. 1021 01:05:52,882 --> 01:05:55,519 I KNOW THE TOWN COULD USE A NEW INDUSTRY AND I FOUND 1022 01:05:55,585 --> 01:05:58,855 SOMETHING TODAY THAT JUST MIGHT HELP. 1023 01:05:58,922 --> 01:06:01,825 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1024 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:04,494 TRY IT. 1025 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:10,934 IT TASTES LIKE... 1026 01:06:11,001 --> 01:06:14,971 PEPPERMINT OR CINNAMON. 1027 01:06:15,039 --> 01:06:18,408 IT REMINDS ME OF SPARKLING LIGHTS AND... 1028 01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,610 CHRISTMAS. 1029 01:06:20,677 --> 01:06:23,613 WHERE DID YOU PICK THIS? 1030 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:25,115 DOES THAT MATTER? 1031 01:06:25,182 --> 01:06:26,850 HOW DO WE KNOW IT IS HEALTHY? 1032 01:06:26,916 --> 01:06:31,688 THAT THERE ARE NO LONG TERM EFFECTS TO EATING IT? 1033 01:06:31,755 --> 01:06:34,524 THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT. 1034 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,326 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1035 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,595 WE SHOULD FIND OUT WHO IT BELONGS TO. 1036 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:44,634 IT BELONGS TO YOU. 1037 01:06:44,701 --> 01:06:48,205 WHAT? 1038 01:06:48,272 --> 01:06:49,806 I PICKED THEM IN YOUR FRONT YARD AS WE WERE COMING UP 1039 01:06:49,873 --> 01:06:52,842 THE STEPS TONIGHT. 1040 01:06:52,909 --> 01:06:56,746 WHERE'D YOU GET THE BOWL? 1041 01:06:56,813 --> 01:07:02,286 NORA HAD IT WITH HER. 1042 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,321 YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANY MORE. 1043 01:07:04,388 --> 01:07:08,625 I KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT YOU. 1044 01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:13,263 DO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THE TRUTH? 1045 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:19,569 WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW. 1046 01:07:19,636 --> 01:07:24,341 THAT YOU WORK FOR THE BIG MAN. 1047 01:07:24,408 --> 01:07:25,842 GOD? 1048 01:07:25,909 --> 01:07:28,145 NO. 1049 01:07:28,212 --> 01:07:29,413 THE PRESIDENT? 1050 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:32,949 NO. 1051 01:07:33,016 --> 01:07:39,156 SANTA? 1052 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:41,991 I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN SANTA! 1053 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:45,195 I DIDN'T. 1054 01:07:45,262 --> 01:07:47,497 HOW DID YOU FIGURE IT OUT THEN? 1055 01:07:47,564 --> 01:07:49,133 SO YOU ARE?!?! 1056 01:07:49,199 --> 01:07:50,567 I KNEW IT! 1057 01:07:50,634 --> 01:07:52,536 I HAD MY SUSPICIONS BUT JESSICA IS THE ONE WHO 1058 01:07:52,602 --> 01:07:54,171 DISCOVERED IT. 1059 01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:55,905 WE'RE READY TO EAT, BOYS. 1060 01:07:55,972 --> 01:07:58,542 WE'LL BE RIGHT IN. 1061 01:07:58,608 --> 01:07:59,943 DOES AMY KNOW? 1062 01:08:00,009 --> 01:08:01,911 I'M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING YET, BUT YOU'VE GOT 1063 01:08:01,978 --> 01:08:06,283 A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO. 1064 01:08:11,555 --> 01:08:13,557 LORD, THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD AND THIS EVENING 1065 01:08:13,623 --> 01:08:14,958 WITH FRIENDS. 1066 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:17,761 PLEASE BLESS AND GUIDE OUR CONVERSATION TO YOUR GLORY. 1067 01:08:17,827 --> 01:08:20,730 IN JESUS CHRIST'S NAME WE PRAY, AMEN. 1068 01:08:20,797 --> 01:08:26,536 DOES EVERY ONE KNOW NOW? 1069 01:08:26,603 --> 01:08:29,173 KNOW WHAT? 1070 01:08:29,239 --> 01:08:31,541 THAT NORA AND ELWOOD ARE ELVES. 1071 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:33,977 WE'RE NOT... 1072 01:08:34,043 --> 01:08:37,481 NORA, WOULD YOU LIKE FISH? 1073 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:41,218 SURE. 1074 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:42,719 AMY, HOW DID YOU...? 1075 01:08:42,786 --> 01:08:45,722 I AM A WOMAN, A WIFE AND A MOTHER. 1076 01:08:45,789 --> 01:08:49,559 SHE HAS EYES IN THE BACK OF HER HEAD. 1077 01:08:49,626 --> 01:08:52,028 BESIDES, DIDN'T THE TWO OF YOU JUST FIGURE IT OUT ONLY 1078 01:08:52,095 --> 01:08:53,830 A FEW DAYS AGO? 1079 01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:56,633 YOU SHOULD WORK FOR THE FBI OR SOMETHING. 1080 01:08:56,700 --> 01:08:59,002 ANY OTHER NEWS? 1081 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:01,771 ACTUALLY, ELWOOD HAS AN IDEA I THINK YOU SHOULD HEAR. 1082 01:09:01,838 --> 01:09:03,740 ABOUT THE BERRY? 1083 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:07,877 SINCE EVERYONE KNOWS I WILL TELL YOU THE WHOLE STORY BUT 1084 01:09:07,944 --> 01:09:10,380 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE IN TOWN, AGREED? 1085 01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:12,816 (TOGETHER) AGREED. 1086 01:09:12,882 --> 01:09:16,386 I HAVE THIS PLANT AT MY HOME IN THE NORTH POLE THAT I'VE 1087 01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:20,690 BEEN WORKING ON IT FOR ABOUT 400 YEARS. 1088 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:24,828 IS IT MAGIC? 1089 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:26,430 NOT QUITE THAT EXCITING. 1090 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:29,366 I'VE CROSSED MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PLANTS TO GIVE IT 1091 01:09:29,433 --> 01:09:33,937 THAT UNIQUE FLAVOR. 1092 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:35,539 I HAVE SOME BERRIES WITH ME. 1093 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:38,242 TRY SOME. 1094 01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:49,586 THIS REMINDS ME OF MY GRANDMA FOR SOME STRANGE REASON. 1095 01:09:49,653 --> 01:09:52,456 IT TASTES LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING! 1096 01:09:52,522 --> 01:09:57,627 WE USED TO GO TO GRANDMA'S ON CHRISTMAS MORNING. 1097 01:09:57,694 --> 01:10:02,031 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING OF DOING? 1098 01:10:02,098 --> 01:10:04,534 I COULD GRAFT A PORTION OF MY PLANT THERE WOULD SURELY 1099 01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:06,803 BE ENOUGH OF A DEMAND FOR THE BERRY THAT YOU COULD 1100 01:10:06,870 --> 01:10:10,139 HIRE THE ENTIRE TOWN. 1101 01:10:10,206 --> 01:10:16,079 I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GROWING... TREES? BUSHES? VINES? 1102 01:10:16,145 --> 01:10:18,315 VINES. 1103 01:10:18,382 --> 01:10:22,886 NOW WE JUST NEED TO FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW. 1104 01:10:22,952 --> 01:10:24,554 MR. STEWART KNOWS HOW. 1105 01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:26,055 REALLY? 1106 01:10:26,122 --> 01:10:27,991 HIS WIFE SAID THEIR DREAM WAS TO RUN A VINEYARD SOMEDAY. 1107 01:10:28,057 --> 01:10:31,561 I CAN TEACH HIM THE CARE THAT IS SPECIFIC TO THIS 1108 01:10:31,628 --> 01:10:35,098 PLANT YOU CAN RUN THE OPERATION. 1109 01:10:35,164 --> 01:10:37,401 BUT YOU MADE THESE BERRIES. 1110 01:10:37,467 --> 01:10:39,836 WHY SHOULD I BE THE ONE TO PROFIT FROM IT? 1111 01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:42,038 YOU COULD GROW IT YOURSELF FROM THE NORTH POLE. 1112 01:10:42,105 --> 01:10:45,041 YOU COULD EXPORT IT AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. 1113 01:10:45,108 --> 01:10:47,744 IT'S TOO COLD. 1114 01:10:47,811 --> 01:10:50,347 I HAVE A SMALL GREENHOUSE AT MY HOME. 1115 01:10:50,414 --> 01:10:52,849 THAT'S WHY I ONLY HAVE ONE PLANT. 1116 01:10:52,916 --> 01:10:55,885 BESIDES I LIKE WORKING FOR SANTA. 1117 01:10:55,952 --> 01:11:01,224 AMY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1118 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:05,329 IT SOUNDS PERFECT. 1119 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:10,066 YOU'RE THE BEST! 1120 01:11:10,133 --> 01:11:12,602 THE BEST ELF IN THE WORLD. 1121 01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:15,204 AND A VERY GOOD FISHERMAN. 1122 01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:16,906 THIS LOOKS GREAT, AMY. 1123 01:11:16,973 --> 01:11:21,044 IT DOES LOOK DELICIOUS! 1124 01:11:32,689 --> 01:11:35,091 THANKS FOR TAKING ME OUT FOR LUNCH TODAY. 1125 01:11:35,158 --> 01:11:37,594 IT'S TOO BAD JESSICA COULDN'T EAT WITH US. 1126 01:11:37,661 --> 01:11:39,963 SHE SAID SHE HAD SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO DO. 1127 01:11:40,029 --> 01:11:41,331 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS? 1128 01:11:41,398 --> 01:11:45,869 SHE SAID IT WAS A SURPRISE. 1129 01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:47,270 HAS ELWOOD LEFT YET? 1130 01:11:47,337 --> 01:11:48,705 IT SHOULDN'T TAKE TOO LONG. 1131 01:11:48,772 --> 01:11:50,574 ALL HE HAS TO DO IS GET THE BERRY. 1132 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,442 HE SHOULD BE BACK TOMORROW. 1133 01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,077 MR. STEWART HAS ALREADY STARTED CONVERTING HIS 1134 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:57,381 WORKSHOP INTO A GREENHOUSE. 1135 01:11:57,447 --> 01:12:00,884 WHEN DO YOU THINK HE'LL START HIRING PEOPLE? 1136 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:03,520 HE HOPES TO START HIRING IN THE NEXT FEW MONTHS. 1137 01:12:03,587 --> 01:12:06,055 A FEW JOBS ARE BETTER THAN NONE, I GUESS. 1138 01:12:06,122 --> 01:12:09,493 IN THIS TOWN A FEW JOBS HELP EVERYONE. 1139 01:12:09,559 --> 01:12:13,062 THE PEOPLE NICK HIRES WILL HIRE SOMEONE ELSE TO FIX 1140 01:12:13,129 --> 01:12:16,833 THEIR PLUMBING OR GET THEIR HAIR PERMED OR BUY A CAR. 1141 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,235 REALLY? 1142 01:12:19,302 --> 01:12:23,006 WHAT ELWOOD HAS DONE IS ALREADY HELPING THIS TOWN. 1143 01:12:23,072 --> 01:12:26,710 HE'S WONDERFUL, ISN'T HE? 1144 01:12:26,776 --> 01:12:28,945 DOES HE KNOW YOU THINK SO? 1145 01:12:29,012 --> 01:12:30,480 OF COURSE NOT! 1146 01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:33,383 HE ONLY THINKS OF ME AS A FRIEND. 1147 01:12:33,450 --> 01:12:37,286 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 1148 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:41,124 I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING IMPORTANT OR INTERESTING. 1149 01:12:41,190 --> 01:12:42,659 I'M SURE YOU HAVE. 1150 01:12:42,726 --> 01:12:44,694 NOPE. 1151 01:12:44,761 --> 01:12:47,631 MAKING TOYS FOR SANTA IS IMPORTANT. 1152 01:12:47,697 --> 01:12:51,635 I BRUSH DOLLS' HAIR. 1153 01:12:51,701 --> 01:12:56,039 OH. 1154 01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:07,984 WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO THESE CHILDREN? 1155 01:13:08,051 --> 01:13:14,190 I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH BAD BEHAVIOR, THE LOT OF THEM! 1156 01:13:14,257 --> 01:13:16,493 ONE PROBLEM MAY BE SOLVED BUT THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN 1157 01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:20,063 DO ABOUT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE. 1158 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:34,343 JOAN! AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU! 1159 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,512 I HAVE NEWS! 1160 01:13:35,579 --> 01:13:36,846 WHAT IS IT? 1161 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:39,082 A RELIABLE SOURCE HAS CONFIRMED... 1162 01:13:39,148 --> 01:13:40,750 YES? 1163 01:13:40,817 --> 01:13:44,253 ANOTHER COMPANY IS COMING INTO TOWN! 1164 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:46,155 BUT I THOUGHT THEY SAID THAT THE LIKELIHOOD OF ANOTHER 1165 01:13:46,222 --> 01:13:48,224 COMPANY WANTING TO COME INTO OUR TINY LITTLE TOWN 1166 01:13:48,291 --> 01:13:49,593 WAS NEGLIGIBLE! 1167 01:13:49,659 --> 01:13:52,529 THEY WERE WRONG! 1168 01:13:52,596 --> 01:13:54,397 DID YOU HEAR IT FROM DOROTHY AT THE COURTHOUSE? 1169 01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:56,165 THAT'S IT. 1170 01:13:56,232 --> 01:13:58,602 SHE'S ALREADY PROCESSED THE PAPERWORK. 1171 01:13:58,668 --> 01:14:01,270 IT'S GOING TO BE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS FOR MANY FAMILIES! 1172 01:14:01,337 --> 01:14:03,072 YOU AREN'T THINKING OF CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS THIS 1173 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:04,608 SUMMER ARE YOU? 1174 01:14:04,674 --> 01:14:06,710 AND WHY NOT? 1175 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:07,877 A NEW COMPANY COMING IN IS THE BEST CHRISTMAS NEWS THIS 1176 01:14:07,944 --> 01:14:10,113 TOWN HAS HAD IN A LONG TIME! 1177 01:14:10,179 --> 01:14:12,616 WHO CARES IF IT IS 90 DEGREES OUTSIDE? 1178 01:14:12,682 --> 01:14:14,884 WE'D BETTER START SPREADING SOME CHEER THEN! 1179 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:16,653 IT'S OUR DUTY! 1180 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:20,289 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T MENTION DOROTHY'S NAME. 1181 01:14:20,356 --> 01:14:25,394 THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING. 1182 01:14:25,461 --> 01:14:27,731 I'VE HAVE IT ON THE BEST OF AUTHORITY THAT A NEW PLANT 1183 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,365 BUSINESS IS COMING IN! 1184 01:14:29,432 --> 01:14:30,800 WHOSE AUTHORITY? 1185 01:14:30,867 --> 01:14:32,802 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO... 1186 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:35,104 SHAME ON YOU FOR SPREADING IDLE REPORTS, JOAN! 1187 01:14:35,171 --> 01:14:37,106 DOROTHY CAUDILL. 1188 01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:39,308 REALLY? 1189 01:14:39,375 --> 01:14:40,977 IT'S HAPPENING. 1190 01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:42,812 THAT IS GOOD NEWS. 1191 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:44,180 WE'LL HAVE JOBS SOON. 1192 01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:45,515 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1193 01:14:45,582 --> 01:14:48,017 MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU. 1194 01:14:48,084 --> 01:14:49,986 HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS? 1195 01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:51,655 THERE IS A NEW PLANT COMING INTO TOWN! 1196 01:14:51,721 --> 01:14:52,656 WE'LL ALL HAVE JOBS BY CHRISTMAS! 1197 01:14:52,722 --> 01:14:53,823 YES, JEAN JUST TOLD US! 1198 01:14:53,890 --> 01:14:54,958 WONDERFUL, MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1199 01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,025 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1200 01:14:56,092 --> 01:14:57,527 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1201 01:14:57,594 --> 01:14:59,062 YOU TOO! 1202 01:14:59,128 --> 01:15:07,804 ** 1203 01:15:18,582 --> 01:15:20,817 WHAT ARE THOSE SUPPOSED TO BE, ROBBIE? 1204 01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,987 HORNS...HE'S A REINDEER. 1205 01:15:24,053 --> 01:15:27,724 REINDEER HAVE ANTLERS AND REINDEER WEREN'T AT THE MANGER. 1206 01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:30,660 I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CHRISTMAS PLAY. 1207 01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:34,030 IT IS A PLAY ABOUT JESUS, NOT SANTA! 1208 01:15:34,097 --> 01:15:37,166 SANTA GIVES GIFTS AND BABIES ARE GIFTS. 1209 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:38,802 MY MOM SAID SO. 1210 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,970 HE'S RIGHT, JESSICA. 1211 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,939 EVERYONE KNOWS THAT JESUS WAS GOD'S GIFT TO THE WORLD. 1212 01:15:43,006 --> 01:15:45,474 SANTA MUST HAVE MADE HIM. 1213 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:53,282 EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND COME OVER HERE! 1214 01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:03,960 HOW MANY OF YOU THINK THIS A BEAUTY PAGEANT? 1215 01:16:04,027 --> 01:16:06,663 IT'S NOT. 1216 01:16:06,730 --> 01:16:09,498 HOW MANY OF YOU THINK SANTA IS IN THIS PLAY? 1217 01:16:09,565 --> 01:16:12,501 HE'S NOT. 1218 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,304 THIS IS THE STORY WHERE MARY AND JOSEPH RIDE A DONKEY A 1219 01:16:15,371 --> 01:16:20,009 LONG WAY AND THEN THEY HAVE A BABY IN A MANGER. 1220 01:16:20,076 --> 01:16:22,211 DOESN'T SOUND LIKE YOU WILL NEED ALL OF US THEN. 1221 01:16:22,278 --> 01:16:24,313 WE NEED A LOT OF PEOPLE. 1222 01:16:24,380 --> 01:16:27,150 THERE ARE SHEPHERDS AND ANGELS AND AN INNKEEPER. 1223 01:16:27,216 --> 01:16:29,352 AND WISE MEN! 1224 01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,154 AND WISE MEN. 1225 01:16:31,220 --> 01:16:32,421 YOU'RE BEING BOSSY. 1226 01:16:32,488 --> 01:16:33,589 I'M IN CHARGE. 1227 01:16:33,657 --> 01:16:34,991 I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE. 1228 01:16:35,058 --> 01:16:37,493 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE STORY! 1229 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:39,462 YOU DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING, JESSICA. 1230 01:16:39,528 --> 01:16:41,665 WE'RE NOT DUMB. 1231 01:16:41,731 --> 01:16:43,332 LET'S KEEP PRACTICING. 1232 01:16:43,399 --> 01:16:47,771 I WANTED TO BE IN A BEAUTY PAGEANT NOT IN THIS DUMB PLAY! 1233 01:16:47,837 --> 01:16:51,007 THIS ISN'T FUN. 1234 01:16:51,074 --> 01:16:53,542 IF I WERE IN CHARGE WE WOULD BE PLAYING CASTLE 1235 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:55,979 IN HERE INSTEAD. 1236 01:16:56,045 --> 01:16:59,683 I QUIT! 1237 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:06,555 WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 1238 01:17:06,622 --> 01:17:08,725 THEY NEED TO BE CHEERED UP! 1239 01:17:08,792 --> 01:17:10,426 WHO CARES? 1240 01:17:10,493 --> 01:17:12,028 I CARE. 1241 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:16,632 LEXI AND I WILL DO THE PLAY THEN! 1242 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,739 THE TWO OF US CAN'T DO THIS WHOLE PLAY BY OURSELVES. 1243 01:17:22,806 --> 01:17:32,048 SORRY, JESSICA. 1244 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:42,959 ** 1245 01:17:43,026 --> 01:17:44,427 WHERE DID ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN GO? 1246 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:49,332 THEY ALL QUIT! MEANIES! THEY RUINED MY PLAN! 1247 01:17:49,398 --> 01:17:50,166 THEY'RE SO... 1248 01:17:50,233 --> 01:17:51,567 DON'T BE MEAN. 1249 01:17:51,634 --> 01:17:56,539 WHY NOT? THEY'RE MEAN AND THEY DESERVE IT! 1250 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,908 I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR OUR PARENTS LIKE 1251 01:17:58,975 --> 01:18:02,178 ELWOOD SAID AND SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER BUT THEY 1252 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:04,447 RUINED EVERYTHING! 1253 01:18:04,513 --> 01:18:06,783 YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT THEM. 1254 01:18:06,850 --> 01:18:08,551 A CHRISTMAS PAGEANT? 1255 01:18:08,617 --> 01:18:10,954 I CAN'T BE ALL OF THE PARTS! 1256 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:14,457 YOU COULD DO IT WITH PUPPETS OR SOME OTHER CREATIVE WAY. 1257 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:19,062 MAYBE THEY NEED TO WATCH THE PLAY INSTEAD OF BE IN IT. 1258 01:18:19,128 --> 01:18:20,864 YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM WHEN THEY WERE 1259 01:18:20,930 --> 01:18:23,266 JUST MEAN TO ME? 1260 01:18:23,332 --> 01:18:26,135 THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT AS A ONE GIRL SHOW? 1261 01:18:26,202 --> 01:18:27,737 I CAN HELP. 1262 01:18:27,804 --> 01:18:29,205 THAT'S OKAY. 1263 01:18:29,272 --> 01:18:32,408 I GUESS I WON'T NEED ALL THIS SPACE AFTER ALL. 1264 01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:35,578 YOU STILL MAY NEED ALL OF THOSE SEATS. 1265 01:18:35,644 --> 01:18:38,314 ONLY MY PARENTS WILL COME NOW. 1266 01:18:38,381 --> 01:18:42,485 YOU MAY BE SURPRISED. 1267 01:19:04,540 --> 01:19:08,778 UNLESS IT'S AN EMERGENCY... 1268 01:19:08,845 --> 01:19:11,114 THE CHURCH? 1269 01:19:11,180 --> 01:19:12,381 YES? 1270 01:19:12,448 --> 01:19:14,150 THE KIDS JUST QUIT JESSICA'S PLAY. 1271 01:19:14,217 --> 01:19:15,384 WHAT PLAY? 1272 01:19:15,451 --> 01:19:17,520 IT WAS A SURPRISE? 1273 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,555 IS SHE OVER THERE NOW? 1274 01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,124 SHE WAS HERE PUTTING ON A CHRISTMAS PLAY WITH THE 1275 01:19:21,190 --> 01:19:23,492 OTHER CHILDREN BUT THEY JUST QUIT. 1276 01:19:23,559 --> 01:19:26,362 POOR JESSICA. 1277 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:28,764 SHE IS DETERMINED TO SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER! 1278 01:19:28,832 --> 01:19:30,867 IS SHE HEADING HOME? 1279 01:19:30,934 --> 01:19:33,069 I'VE TALKED HER INTO DOING THE PLAY BY HERSELF. 1280 01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:35,671 I HAVE AN IDEA OF HOW WE CAN HELP... 1281 01:19:35,738 --> 01:19:52,956 ** 1282 01:19:53,022 --> 01:19:54,457 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, GUYS. 1283 01:19:54,523 --> 01:19:55,959 IT'S A CHURCH. 1284 01:19:56,025 --> 01:19:57,326 IT'S NOT BAD ANYMORE. 1285 01:19:57,393 --> 01:19:59,295 WE'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE SOME FUN. 1286 01:19:59,362 --> 01:20:01,931 PLAYING CASTLE AT THE PARK IS GETTING OLD. 1287 01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:06,502 BUT THIS LOOKS LIKE A REAL CASTLE. 1288 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:27,290 WHOOO! 1289 01:20:27,356 --> 01:20:52,181 ** 1290 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:52,848 SAVE ME! 1291 01:20:52,916 --> 01:20:54,050 SAVE ME! 1292 01:20:54,117 --> 01:20:55,151 PLEASE PRINCE CHARMING, HELP! 1293 01:20:55,218 --> 01:20:57,220 SAVE ME! 1294 01:20:57,286 --> 01:21:00,256 ** 1295 01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:02,258 OH NO! 1296 01:21:02,325 --> 01:21:13,236 ** 1297 01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:15,905 OOWWW! 1298 01:21:15,972 --> 01:21:20,476 [SOBBING] 1299 01:21:20,543 --> 01:21:23,546 WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING? 1300 01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:29,052 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 1301 01:21:35,024 --> 01:21:35,591 DOES THIS HURT? 1302 01:21:35,658 --> 01:21:36,325 YES! 1303 01:21:36,392 --> 01:21:37,060 THIS? 1304 01:21:37,126 --> 01:21:39,095 YES! EVERYTHING HURTS! 1305 01:21:39,162 --> 01:21:40,296 IT MUST BE BROKEN. 1306 01:21:40,363 --> 01:21:42,065 I'M GOING TO CALL AN AMBULANCE. 1307 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:46,202 DO NOT MOVE. 1308 01:21:56,079 --> 01:22:00,449 HERE, DRINK THIS. 1309 01:22:00,516 --> 01:22:02,051 I DON'T WANT ANY. 1310 01:22:02,118 --> 01:22:03,719 THE AMBULANCE IS ON THEIR WAY. 1311 01:22:03,786 --> 01:22:06,722 YOU ARE GOING TO BE JUST FINE. 1312 01:22:06,789 --> 01:22:08,124 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 1313 01:22:08,191 --> 01:22:10,359 WHAT DO YOU CARE? 1314 01:22:10,426 --> 01:22:12,061 BEN. 1315 01:22:12,128 --> 01:22:14,930 WHY WERE YOU ATTACKING THE CHURCH? 1316 01:22:14,998 --> 01:22:16,932 I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO ADULTS ANYMORE! 1317 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:18,901 I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. 1318 01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,603 MY PARENTS CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 1319 01:22:20,669 --> 01:22:22,238 MY TEACHERS CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 1320 01:22:22,305 --> 01:22:24,307 YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 1321 01:22:24,373 --> 01:22:25,874 WHY NOT? 1322 01:22:25,941 --> 01:22:27,643 BECAUSE PARENTS WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF THEY TELL KIDS 1323 01:22:27,710 --> 01:22:29,512 WHAT TO DO NOW. 1324 01:22:29,578 --> 01:22:31,647 AND TEACHERS CAN'T SAY A KID DID SOMETHING BAD ANYMORE. 1325 01:22:31,714 --> 01:22:35,784 NOW IT'S OKAY TO DESTROY SOMEONE ELSE'S PROPERTY? 1326 01:22:35,851 --> 01:22:38,021 I CAN'T GET INTO TROUBLE. 1327 01:22:38,087 --> 01:22:40,623 A BROKEN LEG HURTS WORSE THAN MOST PUNISHMENTS, 1328 01:22:40,689 --> 01:22:44,127 DOESN'T IT? 1329 01:22:44,193 --> 01:22:48,197 RULES EXIST BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS AND TEACHERS LOVE YOU. 1330 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,033 THEY WANT TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING HURT OR FROM HURTING 1331 01:22:50,099 --> 01:22:51,500 SOMEBODY ELSE. 1332 01:22:51,567 --> 01:22:54,370 NO THEY DON'T, NOBODY CARES ABOUT KIDS. 1333 01:22:54,437 --> 01:22:57,806 THAT'S WHY THEY PASSED THAT NEW LAW. 1334 01:22:57,873 --> 01:23:00,976 THE NEWS SAID A CONTRACT HAD BEEN SIGNED BY THE WHOLE WORLD. 1335 01:23:01,044 --> 01:23:06,449 AN INTERNATIONAL AGREEMENT? 1336 01:23:06,515 --> 01:23:10,286 ONLY GOD CAN COMMAND RIGHT AND WRONG. 1337 01:23:10,353 --> 01:23:12,788 NO PERSON ON THIS EARTH CAN CHANGE THAT. 1338 01:23:12,855 --> 01:23:15,791 PARENTS AND TEACHERS AND EVERYONE ELSE TRY AND HELP 1339 01:23:15,858 --> 01:23:18,127 YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG BETTER BUT THEY 1340 01:23:18,194 --> 01:23:21,497 CAN'T UNDO OR CHANGE IT. 1341 01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:23,766 NO ONE CAN. 1342 01:23:23,832 --> 01:23:26,469 THE GUYS WHO SIGNED THAT ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING, 1343 01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:27,736 AREN'T THEY? 1344 01:23:27,803 --> 01:23:29,538 NOT EVERYTHING. 1345 01:23:29,605 --> 01:23:32,108 SO, I CAN STILL GET INTO TROUBLE? 1346 01:23:32,175 --> 01:23:33,776 YES, BEN. 1347 01:23:33,842 --> 01:23:36,545 IN FACT, YOU ALREADY ARE IN TROUBLE, AND NOT JUST 1348 01:23:36,612 --> 01:23:38,347 FOR TONIGHT, 1349 01:23:38,414 --> 01:23:41,617 BUT FOR EVERY BAD THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE. 1350 01:23:41,684 --> 01:23:43,852 THAT STINKS. 1351 01:23:43,919 --> 01:23:47,190 IF THAT WERE THE END OF THE STORY, IT WOULD STINK. 1352 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:51,394 BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT JESUS CAME TO EARTH TO TAKE 1353 01:23:51,460 --> 01:23:54,697 THE PUNISHMENT FOR ALL THE TROUBLE YOU WILL EVER GET INTO. 1354 01:23:54,763 --> 01:23:58,067 SO I'M FREE TO GO? 1355 01:23:58,134 --> 01:24:00,503 NOT EXACTLY. 1356 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:03,572 RIGHT AND WRONG REMAIN CONSTANT. 1357 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:06,309 AND EVEN THOUGH JESUS TOOK YOUR BLAME, YOU MUST STILL 1358 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:09,312 DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS. 1359 01:24:09,378 --> 01:24:12,781 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1360 01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:16,319 DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE POLICE? 1361 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:17,753 THAT WON'T BE NEEDED. 1362 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,624 HERE IS THE YOUNG MAN WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP. 1363 01:24:21,690 --> 01:24:23,492 WHAT DID YOU DO? 1364 01:24:23,559 --> 01:24:27,530 OKAY, LAY BACK. 1365 01:24:29,031 --> 01:24:30,466 ONCE YOU GET YOUR CAST ON, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN 1366 01:24:30,533 --> 01:24:33,102 COME BACK AND CLEAN EVERYTHING UP. 1367 01:24:33,169 --> 01:24:35,204 THE CHURCH HAS TO BE CLEAN BY SATURDAY NIGHT! 1368 01:24:35,271 --> 01:24:36,739 WHAT HAPPENS SATURDAY NIGHT? 1369 01:24:36,805 --> 01:24:40,643 JESSICA'S CHRISTMAS PAGEANT. 1370 01:24:40,709 --> 01:26:13,869 ** 1371 01:26:13,936 --> 01:26:15,304 CAN WE BE IN THE PLAY AGAIN? 1372 01:26:15,371 --> 01:26:17,806 I'M SORRY WE QUIT. 1373 01:26:17,873 --> 01:26:19,808 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LEG? 1374 01:26:19,875 --> 01:26:25,781 I FELL...BUT SOMEONE PICKED ME BACK UP. 1375 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:27,316 WE'D BETTER GET STARTED. 1376 01:26:27,383 --> 01:26:30,386 WE HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT! 1377 01:26:33,622 --> 01:26:34,757 JEAN! 1378 01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:36,925 ARE YOU HOME? 1379 01:26:36,992 --> 01:26:38,627 YES, HONEY? 1380 01:26:38,694 --> 01:26:40,829 AMY ADAMSON NEEDS YOU TO HELP HER WITH SOMETHING. 1381 01:26:40,896 --> 01:26:42,898 FOR AMY? ANYTHING. 1382 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:44,967 SHE IS PUTTING ON A LITTLE CHRISTMAS PARTY TOMORROW 1383 01:26:45,033 --> 01:26:46,969 NIGHT AND WONDERED IF YOU WOULD HELP HER ORGANIZE 1384 01:26:47,035 --> 01:26:48,737 THE DETAILS. 1385 01:26:48,804 --> 01:26:50,005 A CHRISTMAS PARTY? 1386 01:26:50,072 --> 01:26:51,507 TO HELP CHEER EVERYONE UP. 1387 01:26:51,574 --> 01:26:53,175 THIS TOWN IS GOING CRAZY. 1388 01:26:53,242 --> 01:26:54,577 I LOVE IT! 1389 01:26:54,643 --> 01:26:55,944 OF COURSE I WOULD LOVE TO HELP. 1390 01:26:56,011 --> 01:26:57,413 A CHRISTMAS PARTY IN JUNE... 1391 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:58,914 I'LL GO GIVE HER A CALL. 1392 01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:00,883 IS ELWOOD BACK YET? 1393 01:27:00,949 --> 01:27:04,820 HE GOT BACK ABOUT AN HOUR AGO CARRYING SOME PLANT. 1394 01:27:04,887 --> 01:27:07,323 BETWEEN YOU AND ME, I THINK HE'S CRAZY. 1395 01:27:07,390 --> 01:27:09,825 I THINK HE MUST BE. 1396 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:12,661 BUT I'VE HEARD THAT GENIUSES USUALLY ARE. 1397 01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:13,862 GENIUSES... 1398 01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:17,132 NORA? 1399 01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:20,836 IF HE'S NOT YOUR HUSBAND, HE OUGHT TO BE. 1400 01:27:20,903 --> 01:27:22,237 I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 1401 01:27:30,112 --> 01:27:31,447 NORA! IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU. 1402 01:27:31,514 --> 01:27:33,115 YOU TOO. DO YOU HAVE IT? 1403 01:27:33,181 --> 01:27:34,783 WHAT? 1404 01:27:34,850 --> 01:27:36,251 THE VINE. 1405 01:27:36,319 --> 01:27:37,286 OH, YES. I DO. 1406 01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:39,522 GREAT. 1407 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:42,491 WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A WALK TONIGHT? 1408 01:27:42,558 --> 01:27:43,992 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MEET WITH NICK AND MR. STEWART TO 1409 01:27:44,059 --> 01:27:45,260 START TEACHING THEM. 1410 01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:46,895 OH. 1411 01:27:46,962 --> 01:27:48,230 WE COULD TAKE A WALK NOW. 1412 01:27:48,297 --> 01:27:50,265 I'D RATHER DO IT AT NIGHT. 1413 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:52,735 I THOUGHT WE COULD WALK BETTER THEN. 1414 01:27:52,801 --> 01:27:55,203 I NEED TO HELP AMY DECORATE FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1415 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,773 SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF SHE COULD USE YOUR BERRIES IN A 1416 01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,942 DESSERT OR TWO TO INTRODUCE THEM TO PEOPLE. 1417 01:28:00,008 --> 01:28:01,477 SURE, I'LL GET YOU SOME. 1418 01:28:01,544 --> 01:28:05,113 MAYBE SOME OTHER TIME THEN. FOR THE WALK. 1419 01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:07,450 OKAY. 1420 01:28:22,197 --> 01:28:24,567 THERE HAS BEEN A BREAKTHROUGH. 1421 01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:27,770 AN ENTIRE TOWN FULL OF CHILDREN HAS STOPPED BEING 1422 01:28:27,836 --> 01:28:32,007 NAUGHTY AND ARE BACK ON THE NICE LIST!!! 1423 01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:35,277 IT IS A SMALL TOWN IN THE UNITED STATES CALLED 1424 01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:39,147 SILVER WELLS, OHIO. 1425 01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:42,050 WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED? 1426 01:28:42,117 --> 01:28:44,252 EVERY ELF MUST REPORT FOR DEPLOYMENT. 1427 01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:48,290 IT IS TIME TO INITIATE OUR PLAN. 1428 01:28:48,357 --> 01:28:50,325 WHAT DID I MISS? 1429 01:28:50,393 --> 01:28:53,496 I HAVE NO IDEA. 1430 01:28:54,863 --> 01:28:56,399 IT DOESN'T MATTER! THEY'RE GOOD AGAIN! 1431 01:28:56,465 --> 01:28:58,634 I HAD ALMOST LOST HOPE. 1432 01:28:58,701 --> 01:29:01,370 DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK TO THE NORTH POLE? 1433 01:29:01,437 --> 01:29:07,543 WE HAVE A COUPLE MORE THINGS TO DO HERE FIRST. 1434 01:29:14,650 --> 01:29:16,184 I'M GLAD WE COULD DO THIS TONIGHT. 1435 01:29:16,251 --> 01:29:19,187 YOUR MEETING WITH NICK AND MR. STEWART WENT QUICKLY. 1436 01:29:19,254 --> 01:29:21,156 THEY'RE FAST LEARNERS. 1437 01:29:21,223 --> 01:29:24,326 ELWOOD! 1438 01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:26,662 IT'S BEAUTIFUL! 1439 01:29:26,729 --> 01:29:29,698 IT HAD TO BE SPECIAL. 1440 01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:31,299 I WANTED TO ASK YOU SOMETHING... 1441 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:34,036 ASK ME WHAT? 1442 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:36,171 ARE YOU MOVING TO IRELAND? 1443 01:29:36,238 --> 01:29:39,007 I COULD NEVER LIVE OUTSIDE THE NORTH POLE. 1444 01:29:39,074 --> 01:29:42,778 NEITHER COULD I. 1445 01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:17,980 I AM PLEASED TO WELCOME YOU TO SILVER WELL'S 1446 01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:21,116 FIRST EVER SUMMERTIME CHRISTMAS PAGEANT! 1447 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:23,986 THE PAGEANT TONIGHT WAS DONE ENTIRELY BY THE KIDS. 1448 01:30:24,052 --> 01:30:26,955 THEY HAVE WORKED VERY HARD AND DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB. 1449 01:30:27,022 --> 01:30:29,792 PLEASE ENJOY! 1450 01:30:33,629 --> 01:30:37,666 THIS LAUNDRY NEVER SEEMS TO BE DONE! 1451 01:30:37,733 --> 01:30:41,436 AND I HAVE TO WASH IT WITH MY HANDS INSTEAD OF USING A 1452 01:30:41,504 --> 01:30:46,875 WASHING MACHINE SO I AM REALLY TIRED! 1453 01:30:46,942 --> 01:30:48,877 [LAUGHTER] 1454 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,713 MARY, MARY! 1455 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:52,681 BE YE NOT AFRAID! FOR I'M AN ANGEL! 1456 01:30:52,748 --> 01:30:55,618 OH, THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER. 1457 01:30:55,684 --> 01:30:57,019 CAN I HELP YOU? 1458 01:30:57,085 --> 01:30:58,320 YOU ARE WITH CHILD. 1459 01:30:58,386 --> 01:30:59,755 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! 1460 01:30:59,822 --> 01:31:01,323 BUT I CAN'T HAVE A BABY! 1461 01:31:01,389 --> 01:31:02,991 I'M A KID! 1462 01:31:03,058 --> 01:31:06,562 WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE. 1463 01:31:13,869 --> 01:31:15,103 MARY! 1464 01:31:15,170 --> 01:31:16,672 I KNOW ABOUT THE BABY BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE AN ANGEL 1465 01:31:16,739 --> 01:31:19,241 TOLD ME TO MARRY YOU. 1466 01:31:19,307 --> 01:31:20,909 YOU WANNA MARRY ME? 1467 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:21,877 IN THE PLAY! 1468 01:31:21,944 --> 01:31:23,311 WE HAVE TO GO TO BETHLEHEM. 1469 01:31:23,378 --> 01:31:25,681 THEY ARE COUNTING ON US. 1470 01:31:25,748 --> 01:31:28,383 WE'D BETTER GO AHEAD AND GET MARRIED FIRST. 1471 01:31:28,450 --> 01:31:30,653 [LAUGHTER] 1472 01:31:38,160 --> 01:31:40,729 [KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1473 01:31:40,796 --> 01:31:42,497 WHY, HELLO THERE LITTLE ONES! 1474 01:31:42,565 --> 01:31:44,800 WELCOME TO THE BUSY BEEHIVE BED & BREAKFAST! 1475 01:31:44,867 --> 01:31:46,835 I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU COULD COME! 1476 01:31:46,902 --> 01:31:48,904 HI, ARE ALL YOUR ROOMS FULL? 1477 01:31:48,971 --> 01:31:51,540 WE'VE ASKED EVERYONE ELSE BUT ALL THEIR ROOMS ARE FULL. 1478 01:31:51,607 --> 01:31:53,542 YOU CAME HERE LAST? 1479 01:31:53,609 --> 01:31:57,145 HMM. HMM. 1480 01:31:57,212 --> 01:31:59,081 YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN IF YOU WANT. 1481 01:31:59,147 --> 01:32:01,416 THE BARN WILL BE GOOD BECAUSE MY WIFE IS GONNA 1482 01:32:01,483 --> 01:32:03,385 HAVE A BABY TONIGHT. 1483 01:32:03,451 --> 01:32:05,621 NEXT TIME COME HERE FIRST THEN MAYBE YOU COULD SLEEP 1484 01:32:05,688 --> 01:32:07,455 IN A BED. 1485 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:09,725 [LAUGHTER] 1486 01:32:09,792 --> 01:32:12,561 OKAY, THANKS. 1487 01:32:28,210 --> 01:32:31,213 [LAUGHTER] 1488 01:32:31,279 --> 01:32:32,781 HALLELUJAH! 1489 01:32:32,848 --> 01:32:33,816 A KING IS BORN IN BETHLEHEM. 1490 01:32:33,882 --> 01:32:35,317 WHERE IN BETHLEHEM? 1491 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,552 IN THE BARN BEHIND THE BUSY BEEHIVE BED & BREAKFAST. 1492 01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:39,021 WE SHOULD GO THERE TO MEET HIM. 1493 01:32:39,087 --> 01:32:40,823 OKAY. 1494 01:32:47,696 --> 01:32:49,665 LOOK! A STAR! IT MUST BE IMPORTANT! 1495 01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:51,133 IT MEANS A KING WAS BORN! 1496 01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:52,400 WE SHOULD FOLLOW IT! 1497 01:32:52,467 --> 01:32:53,702 OKAY. 1498 01:32:53,769 --> 01:32:55,403 DO YOU THINK SANTA WAS REALLY THERE? 1499 01:32:55,470 --> 01:32:56,605 I DON'T KNOW. 1500 01:32:56,672 --> 01:33:01,009 WE'LL HAVE TO ASK HIM. 1501 01:33:04,346 --> 01:33:05,547 IT STOPPED ABOVE THAT BARN. LET'S GO IN, OKAY? 1502 01:33:05,614 --> 01:33:07,282 OKAY. 1503 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:08,884 WE NEED TO GET OUR GIFTS! 1504 01:33:08,951 --> 01:33:12,187 OOPS! 1505 01:33:17,225 --> 01:33:18,393 LET'S GO IN, OKAY? 1506 01:33:18,460 --> 01:33:21,196 OKAY. 1507 01:33:31,339 --> 01:33:36,078 FOR UNTO US A CHILD IS BORN, UNTO US A SON IS GIVEN; 1508 01:33:36,144 --> 01:33:39,014 AND THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE UPON HIS SHOULDER. 1509 01:33:39,081 --> 01:33:43,218 AND HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL, COUNSELOR, MIGHTY 1510 01:33:43,285 --> 01:33:50,392 GOD, EVERLASTING FATHER, PRINCE OF PEACE. 1511 01:33:55,263 --> 01:33:59,501 (TOGETHER) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY JESUS! 1512 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:03,038 THAT IS ONE OF MY BABY DOLLS! 1513 01:34:06,108 --> 01:34:21,757 [APPLAUSE] 1514 01:34:42,845 --> 01:34:45,680 WOW, THIS TASTES JUST LIKE CHRISTMAS. 1515 01:34:49,785 --> 01:34:51,186 YOU DID A WONDERFUL JOB! 1516 01:34:51,253 --> 01:34:53,722 YOU SAID THE VERSE PERFECTLY. 1517 01:34:53,789 --> 01:34:55,190 WERE YOU IN CHARGE OF THE WHOLE PLAY? 1518 01:34:55,257 --> 01:34:56,691 YES. 1519 01:34:56,759 --> 01:34:59,027 IT WAS DONE VERY WELL. 1520 01:34:59,094 --> 01:35:01,163 WE'VE NEVER SEEN A PLAY LIKE THIS BEFORE. 1521 01:35:01,229 --> 01:35:02,898 WHERE DID YOU COME UP WITH IT? 1522 01:35:02,965 --> 01:35:04,767 IT'S A TRUE STORY. 1523 01:35:04,833 --> 01:35:06,501 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE. 1524 01:35:06,568 --> 01:35:09,738 CAN I GO GET A COOKIE, MOM? 1525 01:35:09,805 --> 01:35:12,040 SURE, GO AHEAD. 1526 01:35:12,107 --> 01:35:13,641 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING? 1527 01:35:13,708 --> 01:35:17,479 SURPRISE ME. 1528 01:35:18,713 --> 01:35:20,482 WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING, NORA? 1529 01:35:20,548 --> 01:35:24,352 CAN I JUST SHARE WITH YOU? 1530 01:35:35,363 --> 01:35:37,365 YOUR PLAY TURNED OUT REALLY WELL, JESSICA. 1531 01:35:37,432 --> 01:35:39,734 I AM VERY IMPRESSED. 1532 01:35:39,802 --> 01:35:41,069 THANK YOU, MISS ADDIE. 1533 01:35:41,136 --> 01:35:43,171 YOU'VE ALREADY MADE MY JOB EASIER. 1534 01:35:43,238 --> 01:35:45,173 YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAUGHTER, NICK. 1535 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,608 I THINK SO TOO. 1536 01:35:46,674 --> 01:35:49,744 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE FALL. 1537 01:35:52,214 --> 01:36:00,188 WAIT A MINUTE, I DIDN'T HIRE SOMEONE TO BE SANTA. 1538 01:36:04,126 --> 01:36:07,329 I WONDER IF JEAN DID IT? 1539 01:36:07,395 --> 01:36:09,264 LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK. 1540 01:36:09,331 --> 01:36:13,268 HE JUST MIGHT BE THE REAL THING. 1541 01:36:13,335 --> 01:36:17,205 CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION PLEASE? 1542 01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:19,474 WE HAVE ONE MORE SURPRISE LEFT FOR THIS EVENING. 1543 01:36:19,541 --> 01:36:23,045 IF YOU WILL PLEASE JOIN ME BACK IN THE SANCTUARY. 1544 01:36:37,459 --> 01:36:40,062 ELWOOD, IS THAT THE REAL SANTA CLAUS? 1545 01:36:40,128 --> 01:36:42,931 HE LOOKS LIKE HIM. 1546 01:36:42,998 --> 01:36:46,334 A LOT LIKE HIM! 1547 01:36:46,401 --> 01:36:50,973 LET'S GET A CLOSER LOOK. 1548 01:36:51,039 --> 01:36:54,609 YOU AND ELWOOD DID AN EXCELLENT JOB HERE. 1549 01:36:54,676 --> 01:36:56,511 BUT IT WASN'T US. 1550 01:36:56,578 --> 01:36:57,913 SANTA CLAUS! 1551 01:36:57,980 --> 01:37:01,383 JESSICA ADAMSON, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 1552 01:37:01,449 --> 01:37:03,485 IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, SANTA. 1553 01:37:03,551 --> 01:37:05,353 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO SEE YOU IN PERSON. 1554 01:37:05,420 --> 01:37:09,424 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO MEET YOU TOO! 1555 01:37:09,491 --> 01:37:14,362 ARE YOU BEING GOOD FOR YOUR PARENTS? 1556 01:37:14,429 --> 01:37:17,199 I'VE BEEN HELPING ELWOOD AND NORA SPREAD CHRISTMAS CHEER! 1557 01:37:17,265 --> 01:37:20,268 AND YOU'VE DONE A WONDERFUL JOB OF IT! 1558 01:37:20,335 --> 01:37:23,838 WHY, I'VE NEVER SEEN AN ENTIRE TOWN CELEBRATE 1559 01:37:23,906 --> 01:37:27,675 CHRISTMAS IN JUNE! 1560 01:37:27,742 --> 01:37:29,978 WE COULDN'T MAKE THE CHILDREN NICE. 1561 01:37:30,045 --> 01:37:33,415 BUT YOU HAVE HELPED THESE PEOPLE IN OTHER WAYS. 1562 01:37:33,481 --> 01:37:35,217 OUR MAGIC WOULDN'T WORK ON THE CHILDREN. 1563 01:37:35,283 --> 01:37:37,485 MAGIC CAN'T CHANGE HEARTS. 1564 01:37:37,552 --> 01:37:40,655 ONLY GOD CAN DO THAT. 1565 01:37:40,722 --> 01:37:42,290 THEN WHAT'S YOUR JOB? 1566 01:37:42,357 --> 01:37:46,161 I ENCOURAGE GOOD BEHAVIOR IN CHILDREN TO HELP PARENTS 1567 01:37:46,228 --> 01:37:48,796 RAISE THEIR CHILDREN WELL. 1568 01:37:48,863 --> 01:37:50,532 WE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU. 1569 01:37:50,598 --> 01:37:52,400 MOST ADULTS DON'T. 1570 01:37:52,467 --> 01:37:54,202 I REALLY DIDN'T BELIEVE IN YOU EITHER. 1571 01:37:54,269 --> 01:37:56,738 BUT YOU WERE A GOOD GIRL ANYWAY! 1572 01:37:56,804 --> 01:38:00,075 THAT DESERVES A SPECIAL GIFT. 1573 01:38:00,142 --> 01:38:03,178 WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THIS CHRISTMAS? 1574 01:38:03,245 --> 01:38:05,247 I WANT ELWOOD AND NORA! 1575 01:38:05,313 --> 01:38:07,015 [LAUGHTER] 1576 01:38:07,082 --> 01:38:08,917 I CAN'T GIVE AWAY MY ELVES. 1577 01:38:08,984 --> 01:38:10,885 I MEAN, TO VISIT. 1578 01:38:10,953 --> 01:38:13,688 HOW ABOUT DURING SUMMER VACATION? 1579 01:38:13,755 --> 01:38:16,024 THAT WOULD BE FINE. 1580 01:38:16,091 --> 01:38:18,593 IT IS SETTLED THEN, BUT YOU BE GOOD FOR THE 1581 01:38:18,660 --> 01:38:20,095 REST OF THE YEAR. 1582 01:38:20,162 --> 01:38:21,629 I WILL, SANTA. 1583 01:38:21,696 --> 01:38:22,965 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1584 01:38:23,031 --> 01:38:25,900 MERRY CHRISTMAS, JESSICA. 1585 01:38:25,968 --> 01:38:30,805 WELL, I HAD BETTER BE GOING. 1586 01:38:30,872 --> 01:38:37,612 I HAVE A MEETING I HAVE TO GO TO. 1587 01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:59,901 ** 1588 01:38:59,968 --> 01:39:04,506 GOOD JOB SPREADING THE CHRISTMAS CHEER. 1589 01:39:04,572 --> 01:39:50,118 ** 1590 01:39:50,185 --> 01:39:53,455 THEY ONLY SENT ONE OF YOU? 1591 01:39:53,521 --> 01:39:54,522 I'M SORRY, SIR. 1592 01:39:54,589 --> 01:39:57,359 I AM ALL THAT COULD BE SPARED. 1593 01:39:57,425 --> 01:39:59,627 IT IS A PLEASURE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, MR. CLAUS. 1594 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:07,269 AND WHAT IS YOUR POSITION, YOUNG MAN? 1595 01:40:07,335 --> 01:40:09,003 I AM THE JUNIOR REPRESENTATIVE FROM THE 1596 01:40:09,071 --> 01:40:14,476 STATE OF ALASKA. 1597 01:40:14,542 --> 01:40:19,481 I REMEMBER MANY YEARS AGO WHEN I REQUESTED A MEETING. 1598 01:40:19,547 --> 01:40:23,451 THE ROOM WAS BURSTING FULL OF IMPORTANT WORLD LEADERS. 1599 01:40:23,518 --> 01:40:35,697 I'M SORRY, SIR. 1600 01:40:37,232 --> 01:40:41,269 WELL, I DON'T HAVE MUCH TO SAY. 1601 01:40:41,336 --> 01:40:47,675 JUST SEND ALONG THIS MESSAGE: 1602 01:40:55,483 --> 01:40:58,620 YOUR IRRESPONSIBLE POLICIES HAVE MADE A NAUGHTY LIST 1603 01:40:58,686 --> 01:41:03,258 THAT HAS HOVERED AROUND FIVE PERCENT FOR HUNDREDS OF 1604 01:41:03,325 --> 01:41:13,535 YEARS AND TURNED IT INTO A NAUGHTY LIST PUSHING 90%. 1605 01:41:13,601 --> 01:41:15,137 WE HAVE MANAGED TO FIND A WAY TO COMBAT THE 1606 01:41:15,203 --> 01:41:17,472 CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR AGREEMENT BUT WE CAN ONLY 1607 01:41:17,539 --> 01:41:21,276 HOPE TO GET THE NAUGHTY LIST DOWN TO 60% BY CHRISTMAS. 1608 01:41:21,343 --> 01:41:23,878 CHILDREN HAVE RIGHTS TOO. 1609 01:41:23,945 --> 01:41:25,980 CHILDREN SHOULD NEVER BE EXPLOITED BUT NEITHER SHOULD 1610 01:41:26,047 --> 01:41:27,882 THEY LIVE WITHOUT RULES. 1611 01:41:27,949 --> 01:41:31,018 IT IS THE DUTY OF PARENTS TO INSTRUCT AND DISCIPLINE THEM 1612 01:41:31,085 --> 01:41:33,355 WHILE THEY ARE YOUNG SO THAT WHEN THEY ARE OLDER, THEY 1613 01:41:33,421 --> 01:41:40,662 WILL NOT DEVIATE INTO EVIL. 1614 01:41:40,728 --> 01:41:55,710 ** 1615 01:41:55,777 --> 01:41:59,147 UNLESS THIS RESOLUTION IS NULLIFIED THE NAUGHTY LIST 1616 01:41:59,214 --> 01:42:11,493 WILL SIGNIFICANTLY OUTWEIGH THE NICE UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 1617 01:42:11,559 --> 01:42:37,719 ** 1618 01:42:37,785 --> 01:42:41,689 DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING? 1619 01:42:41,756 --> 01:42:47,829 I UNDERSTAND, BUT I DON'T THINK THEY WILL. 1620 01:42:47,895 --> 01:42:51,766 IF THEY DON'T CHANGE THEIR POLICIES THEY WILL 1621 01:42:51,833 --> 01:42:58,005 UNDERSTAND SOON ENOUGH. 1622 01:42:58,072 --> 01:43:23,531 ** 1623 01:43:23,598 --> 01:43:26,601 IT MIGHT SEEM ODD TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF SILVER WELLS THAT 1624 01:43:26,668 --> 01:43:30,472 WE ARE LIGHTING A CHRISTMAS TREE IN JUNE BUT THIS TREE 1625 01:43:30,538 --> 01:43:33,575 CELEBRATES THE POSITIVE CHOICES OUR COMMUNITY HAS 1626 01:43:33,641 --> 01:43:36,544 MADE THESE LAST FEW WEEKS. 1627 01:43:36,611 --> 01:43:40,615 IN THE FACE OF ECONOMIC HARDSHIP AND GLOBAL AGENDA 1628 01:43:40,682 --> 01:43:45,620 WE DIDN'T TAKE THE LOW ROAD. 1629 01:43:45,687 --> 01:43:48,356 INSTEAD WE DECIDED TO FIGHT FOR OUR BELIEFS AND WORK FOR 1630 01:43:48,423 --> 01:43:50,858 OUR LIVELIHOOD. 1631 01:43:50,925 --> 01:43:53,595 THE CHILDREN OF THIS COMMUNITY HAVE CHOSEN TO BE 1632 01:43:53,661 --> 01:43:57,299 GOOD EVEN THOUGH THE WORLD TOLD THEM IT WAS OKAY TO BE BAD. 1633 01:43:57,365 --> 01:44:01,202 FROM THIS DAY FORTH A CHRISTMAS TREE IN 1634 01:44:01,269 --> 01:44:05,373 SILVER WELLS WILL BE LIT BOTH AT CHRISTMAS AND ON TODAY, JUNE 1635 01:44:05,440 --> 01:44:09,143 25TH, FOR AS LONG AS ANYONE HERE TODAY IS ALIVE 1636 01:44:09,210 --> 01:44:16,651 TO REMEMBER THIS SPECIAL SUMMER. 1637 01:44:16,718 --> 01:44:20,355 YOU STARTED OUR CELEBRATION WITH THIS GIFT. 1638 01:44:20,422 --> 01:44:24,726 WOULD YOU MIND HANGING IT ON THE TREE? 1639 01:44:32,767 --> 01:44:41,175 * SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT 1640 01:44:41,242 --> 01:44:50,852 * ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT 1641 01:44:50,918 --> 01:45:00,227 * 'ROUND YON VIRGIN, MOTHER AND CHILD 1642 01:45:00,294 --> 01:45:09,671 * HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD 1643 01:45:09,737 --> 01:45:26,053 * SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE 1644 01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:44,439 ** 1645 01:45:44,506 --> 01:45:51,078 * SILENT NIGHT, HOLY NIGHT 1646 01:45:51,145 --> 01:46:00,655 * ALL IS CALM, ALL IS BRIGHT 1647 01:46:00,722 --> 01:46:10,765 * 'ROUND YON VIRGIN, MOTHER AND CHILD 1648 01:46:10,832 --> 01:46:20,241 * HOLY INFANT SO TENDER AND MILD 1649 01:46:20,307 --> 01:46:49,871 * SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE SLEEP IN HEAVENLY PEACE 1650 01:46:49,937 --> 01:50:41,135 ** 106542