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It's a fucking sketchy neighborhood, man.
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You see that guy? That's Chuy Ramirez.
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And he's gonna do our new logo.
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That's the artist you were talking about?
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You said he had paintings in galleries.
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His works hang in the
gallery of the streets.
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- I'll be back in a flash.
- Whoa, no. What?
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OK.
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Man, we're just going
to sit here like this?
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Oh, shit. Look at this guy.
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He's a scary individual.
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- Whoa. Um...
- Hey, buddy. Do you have any drugs?
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Please, let it up. Let it up.
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If you don't let it go, I can't roll it up.
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Just... please... Just, you...
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Fucking prick! Ow!
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I'm gonna beat you in your face!
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Chuy Ramirez? Erlich Bachman.
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- We spoke on the phone?
- What's up, man?
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- Pleasure to meet you.
- All right.
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This is great. Look at this.
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This is what we need, you know
what I mean? Something raw.
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We already have kind of a
shitty name, Pied Piper,
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but the last thing we want is
two lowercase P's in a square
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like those motherfuckers
across the freeway would make.
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This is what we want?
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So you gonna give me
stock options, or what?
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- What?
- Yeah. You know Dave Cho?
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He did the murals over at Facebook.
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He got a stock option deal, ended up
making like a hundred million dollars.
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I want a deal like that.
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You know, I don't really speak
all that Wall Street bullshit.
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You know what I'm saying?
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We're just like five guys
hanging out in a house,
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trying to make cool shit.
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Well, you told me you
own ten percent of it,
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so you must know something about it, right?
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You could just give me some of your points.
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Hey, I'm not an accountant, you know?
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I don't even know what that means,
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a lot of those words.
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You fucking prick!
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Oh, you fucker.
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Let me in. Please, please...
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I'll break this. I don't
care. I don't care.
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- I'll break this...
- I can't hear you.
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Oh God.
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I can't hear you.
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Yeah, but you don't want
stock in our company.
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If I could go back in time, I
wouldn't have taken the stock.
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I would've taken cash
only. I'm telling you...
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Who's that dude?
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- Uh, nobody. He's a coder.
- You got a Latino working for you?
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That's cool, yo. Not a lot
of Latinos working in tech.
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Yeah. Yeah, he's Latino.
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Yeah, and he's one of
the best coders we have.
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Kind of adds a Latin flair to the company.
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I told you, we do things differently.
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Yeah. You know what?
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I could do a cash deal
for a Latino company.
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I think we should get out of here, though,
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because I just painted
over some dude's shit
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and people get shot behind that.
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So I'll catch you on the flip. Peace!
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Uh, OK. Peace, Chuy.
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Oh, God. This is...
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This is very real!
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Hey, Dinesh! Get in the fucking car.
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There may be a drive-by about to happen.
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What?
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☯Synced & Corrected by Seppuku17☯
❃www.addic7ed.com❃
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You promised this guy ten thousand dollars
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without any approval?
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- Are you high?
- A little bit, yeah.
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But that's irrelevant.
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A cool company needs a cool logo.
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You think those guys over
at Nucleus are hiring
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a convicted felon to paint
a mural on their garage?
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For ten thousand dollars? No.
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Look, I took a run at a burn-down chart.
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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It's not pretty.
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The way things are going,
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we're not gonna finish for five months,
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and even with everyone on reduced salaries,
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we'll exhaust all our funding in four.
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And that's without wasting ten
thousand dollars on artwork.
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"Wasting"? I got a great deal.
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You know he wanted stock
options until he saw Dinesh?
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- Hold on, what?
- Don't be offended,
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but for some weird reason,
Chuy took a look at you
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and thought you were... a Mexican.
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Why would I be offended by that?
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- What?
- Why would I be offended
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by him thinking I'm Mexican?
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He's Mexican, right?
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Yeah, he is, but you're
not. You're Pakistani.
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So? Actually,
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the very fact that you think
this would be offensive to me
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is offensive.
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You're the one being racist.
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No. I'm not the one who
called you a Mexican.
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"Called me a Mexican"?
You're doing it again.
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I'm bending over backwards
to not be racist right now.
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All right. Well, what did he say
when you told him I wasn't Mexican?
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- I didn't.
- And why not?
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Because I wanted him to
paint our garage for cheap.
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I... I genuinely don't know
how to respond to that.
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You know, I'm not gonna take the bait here.
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I am not a racist, all right?
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I watch a lot of black porn. I mean, a lot.
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One question.
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In this porn, is the man black,
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or the woman black, or are they both?
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Is one of those racist,
and the others aren't?
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I'll hack his browser history.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
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Yep.
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Hold on. That's unnecessary.
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Hold on.
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Richard?
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Can you explain this to me?
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Hmm? What?
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I just got a text from
my friend at TechCrunch.
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Pied Piper just got into this
year's Start-Up Battlefield?
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Oh, really? Oh, that's so cool.
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No. No, it isn't. We're
already seeded, Richard.
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Why would we enter a start-up
competition at a tech conference?
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I sent in the application a few months ago
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and I totally forgot about it.
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Relax, I will withdraw.
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Relax? This house is chaos.
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I gave up a great job and stock
options at Hooli to come here
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because I thought Pied
Piper could be viable,
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but it never will be unless
we make some changes.
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We need to operate like a business
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or we're not going to...
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Richard? Richard?
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Thanks for coming in, Nelson.
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Mr. Belson is very
excited to meet with you.
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I thought he was in Jackson Hole this week.
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Yes, he is. We're going to
call him up on the TeleHuman.
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It's amazing. It's holographic 3D
teleconferencing technology that we've acquired.
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It's going to feel as
if Gavin is right here
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in the room with you.
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Oh, it's him!
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It's him!
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Hello, Nelson. Thanks for meeting with me.
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Whoa. Hi. That's cool.
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Am I a hologram over there too?
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What? No, of course not.
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do you still talk to Richard Hendricks?
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Uh, yeah. I mean, not about
Nucleus or anything...
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Why would he enter Pied
Piper in TechCrunch Disrupt?
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I know a lot of big players
have come out of it,
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Dropbox, Yammer, what have you.
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But Peter Gregory's already funding him.
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Why would he let Richard
do this? It makes no sense.
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I don't know. I didn't
even know Richard got in.
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Is Peter Gregory toying with me?
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Is he trying to make Richard seem folksy?
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Like some aw-shucks boy-genius
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entering an everyman's competition?
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Mr. Bel... Mr. Belson?
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- Can you hear me?
- Hello?
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- Can you hear me?
- Yeah, it's just...
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- It's sort of fading.
- Hel-l-l-lo?
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- Hello.
- Hello-ooo.
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I'm hearing you, it's just the image is...
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Nelson, shut up for a second.
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If you can hear me, make a gesture.
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Is that... do you... I hear you.
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- Is this...
- I have no idea what you're saying, Nelson.
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...Nelson. Nelson.
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Can you help me, please?
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OK, I think what happened
was when you set it up,
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- you forgot to...
- I didn't set it up.
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I paid one of you people
to set it up. Just fix it.
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Uh... OK.
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Here's the thing, it's not working.
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Um, the audio's still working.
You could just use that.
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"The audio is working"? Excuse me?!
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I paid twenty million fucking
dollars to acquire this company!
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Fuck you, the audio is working!
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Audio worked a hundred fucking years ago!
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You fucking piece of shit-t-t-t...
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- It appears we've lost him.
- Yeah.
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- Why don't we just Hooli-Chat instead?
- Yeah.
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Ah. That's better.
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Sorry. The TeleHuman is a
great piece of technology.
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Unfortunately, the broadband isn't
that great out here in rural Wyoming.
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That presents a great business opportu...
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Nelson, make a gesture... hear me.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Uh... I think you forgot
to update your software.
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God dammit. Fu...!
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Oh.
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Hello. Oh, hi, Gavin.
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What's that? I'm sorry,
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you're kind of breaking up there.
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He... Hello? Hello?
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OK, let's start the meeting.
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I think we need to define
our corporate culture.
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Our whole corporate culture
is that we don't have
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a corporate culture.
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That is totally ridiculous, Gilfoyle.
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The main reason dogs are perceived to have
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a more keen sense of smell is because
their noses are closer to the ground.
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Therefore, with a little practice,
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I could easily have as keen
a sense of smell as a dog's.
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Guys? I guess you didn't see the sign.
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We're actually having a meeting here.
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Congratulations.
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It's sort of for management only.
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Are you fucking serious right now?
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Are you really kicking us out?
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Well, I thought, maybe you guys could just
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take your food into the living room?
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So you want to have a meeting in
the room where all the food is,
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while we eat our food in the room
where all of the computers are?
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Guys, just five minutes. Please?
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OK, you see? This...
This is a case in point.
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This is a company,
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and yet we have no
boundaries and no protocol.
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We need to establish a
clear corporate culture
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or we're not gonna make it.
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Take Dinesh and Gilfoyle.
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They are wasting an enormous
amount of time arguing.
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What if we were to separate them, right?
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Divide their existing
work space into two areas.
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We could put in some kind
of portable barrier...
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He's talking about cubicles!
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We are not doing cubicles. No way!
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No, no, no. Don't think of it as a cubicle.
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Just think of it as a
neutral-colored enclosure,
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about yay-high, around your workspace.
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OK, fine. But do you
know who uses cubicles?
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Every single Fortune 500 company.
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Why? Because they work.
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He's trying to turn us into
corporate rock, Richard.
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- No.
- We are punk rock.
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Actually, you know, I think a
better analogy would be jazz.
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Like we riff and improvise
around a central theme
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to create one cohesive piece of music...
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No, no. They teach
fucking jazz at Juilliard.
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We're not jazz. We're fucking punk rock.
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You see? You see, you guys are arguing over
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what metaphor to use to
agree with each other.
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This is the inefficiency
I'm trying to eliminate.
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My suggestions could actually
help you beat me in this argument.
250
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Do you see the irony there?
251
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I... I can't argue with this.
252
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Yo, Erlich!
253
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Uh, Chuy's here.
254
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No. And this, this... This
is the craziest one of all.
255
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I mean, we're really about
to spend ten thousand dollars
256
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on-on-on a logo we could
generate in-house for free?
257
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It's madness. You want a logo?
258
00:11:30,050 --> 00:11:32,790
Here, just...
259
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:36,680
There. I just saved this
company ten thousand dollars.
260
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Are you fucking serious? Lowercase letters?
261
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Twitter: lowercase "t".
Google: lowercase "g".
262
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,550
Facebook: lowercase "f".
263
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Every fucking company in the
Valley has lowercase letters.
264
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Why? Because it's safe.
265
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But we aren't going to do that.
266
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We're gonna go with Chuy.
267
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Unless any of you gringos
wants to go out there
268
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and tell a guy with
three assault convictions
269
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that we're not gonna give him
the money we promised him.
270
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Hm? That's what I thought.
271
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I mean... God.
272
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Are you still enjoying your asparagus, sir?
273
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I was never enjoying it.
274
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I only eat it for the nutrients.
275
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You may take it.
276
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Oh, shit.
277
00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:28,269
Peter, I don't want to upset you,
278
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but Gavin Belson just walked in.
279
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Does he see us?
280
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I don't know. He must
know that you're here.
281
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If I scurry to the restroom,
do you imagine he would...
282
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Peter!
283
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I didn't know you came here.
284
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Gavin. Hello.
285
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Nice to see you.
286
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And you, as well.
287
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How are you?
288
00:13:05,230 --> 00:13:07,690
Well.
289
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:08,979
And you?
290
00:13:08,980 --> 00:13:10,649
Not bad.
291
00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,319
I just got back from Jackson Hole.
292
00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:14,440
Have you been?
293
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I have not.
294
00:13:17,570 --> 00:13:22,530
But I hear good things.
295
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:25,650
You look well. Are you exercising?
296
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:28,210
I have begun to do Pilates.
297
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:33,800
Well... I hear that's good.
298
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I like it.
299
00:13:35,170 --> 00:13:39,009
Yes.
300
00:13:39,010 --> 00:13:41,390
Well, I didn't mean to interrupt.
301
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,920
Nice to see you, Peter.
302
00:13:42,930 --> 00:13:50,760
- Goodbye now.
- OK.
303
00:13:50,770 --> 00:13:53,189
You know, I almost forgot.
304
00:13:53,190 --> 00:13:56,029
I saw that Pied Piper
305
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,650
is in the Start-Up Battlefield
at TechCrunch Disrupt.
306
00:13:58,660 --> 00:14:01,199
It inspired me to call TechCrunch
307
00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:03,369
and offer to be their keynote speaker.
308
00:14:03,370 --> 00:14:05,280
They were quite accommodating.
309
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:08,369
Especially when I said
that I'd make the event
310
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the grand unveiling of Nucleus.
311
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:14,590
So, I will see you all at the conference.
312
00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:22,719
This is displeasing.
313
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:26,210
I have never seen him so incensed.
314
00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:28,100
What the hell were you thinking, Richard?
315
00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:31,140
How could you not tell us you
entered TechCrunch Disrupt?
316
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,060
I applied before I even met you guys.
317
00:14:33,070 --> 00:14:35,360
I wasn't gonna say anything
because I was gonna withdraw.
318
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:38,140
- No, you're not.
- I'm not? Why not?
319
00:14:38,150 --> 00:14:42,560
Because of you, Gavin Belson
is debuting Nucleus at TCD.
320
00:14:42,570 --> 00:14:45,700
If you pull out, it looks like
Peter is running away from Gavin.
321
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:48,450
So like it or not, you
are presenting a live demo
322
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,490
in front of the world in eight weeks.
323
00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:52,240
A live demo of what?
324
00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,410
I entered TCD with an
early build of Pied Piper,
325
00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:56,250
when it was still just a music app.
326
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,960
No. Sorry. Executive decision,
we are not doing TechCrunch.
327
00:14:58,970 --> 00:15:02,330
OK. So let me just tell
you what's gonna happen.
328
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,429
Peter will pull all of his support
329
00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,250
and pass on any further funding,
330
00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:09,170
which, as you know, is the most
flaming signaling risk on earth.
331
00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:11,599
You'll burn through the
rest of your runway,
332
00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:14,100
no one will step in, then you'll go bust.
333
00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,980
I don't get it.
334
00:15:15,990 --> 00:15:18,350
Doesn't Peter Gregory want
what's best for the company?
335
00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:27,330
Look. I'm going to be straight with you.
336
00:15:27,340 --> 00:15:30,619
Peter Gregory doesn't care.
337
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:33,370
- About...?
- You.
338
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,670
Wait. Just him or both of us?
339
00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,040
Any of you. Pied Piper.
340
00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:40,790
OK...
341
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,460
Uh, well, then why did he back us?
342
00:15:43,470 --> 00:15:45,460
Does he just want to piss off Gavin Belson?
343
00:15:45,470 --> 00:15:48,970
- He spent two hundred thousand dollars just to...
- Yeah, that's nothing!
344
00:15:48,980 --> 00:15:52,970
Peter would spend millions
just to mildly annoy Gavin.
345
00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:54,640
These are billionaires, Richard.
346
00:15:54,650 --> 00:15:56,610
Humiliating each other
is worth more to them
347
00:15:56,620 --> 00:15:58,060
than we'll make in a lifetime.
348
00:15:58,070 --> 00:16:00,940
I see.
349
00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:03,780
And you conveniently forgot
to mention any of this
350
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:05,319
when you were convincing me
351
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,400
to turn down ten million dollars?
352
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:09,820
And now I'm in the middle
of some pissing contest
353
00:16:09,830 --> 00:16:11,290
between two billionaires.
354
00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:13,290
In fairness,
355
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,329
Gavin only offered you
the ten million dollars
356
00:16:15,330 --> 00:16:17,130
because we started pursuing you...
357
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,630
But he offered it to me,
Monica! He offered it to me.
358
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,630
Ten million dollars and I didn't take it.
359
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,580
Because you came to me when
I was puking and freaking out
360
00:16:24,590 --> 00:16:27,590
and told me that Peter
Gregory believed in me,
361
00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,720
when in reality, he didn't
even give a flying fuck!
362
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:31,010
- Richard...
- Oh, my God.
363
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:33,510
I didn't turn down ten million dollars
364
00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,210
because of Peter Gregory, Monica!
365
00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:40,980
I turned it down because of you!
366
00:16:40,990 --> 00:16:47,070
However angry he is, I
am one-tenth as angry.
367
00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,910
Because one of the ten
million would've been mine.
368
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,869
- Because I... I own ten percent.
- I know.
369
00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:56,780
- Of Pied Piper...
- I know!
370
00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:59,197
It's push.
371
00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:11,100
We didn't think we were
going to get this thing done
372
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:13,889
when we had five months
to do it. Now we have two?
373
00:17:13,890 --> 00:17:15,750
Granted, it's not ideal, but
we're just gonna have to...
374
00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,059
What the good fuck?
375
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,490
What is happening? Is that Dinesh?
376
00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:22,890
Is that the Statue of Liberty?
377
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:26,530
And it's... There's penetration.
378
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,060
Oh! Hey, neighbor.
379
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:31,780
- Ashley's getting big!
- Aw.
380
00:17:31,790 --> 00:17:34,249
She looks... What do we do?
381
00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:35,900
I don't know. Paint over it.
382
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:37,079
No, no, no. You can't paint over it.
383
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,749
It's like the code of the streets.
384
00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:39,919
People get shot behind that.
385
00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,210
- Oh, good.
- Hey. So what do you guys think, man?
386
00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:45,580
Uhh... I think Erlich had a few thoughts.
387
00:17:45,590 --> 00:17:49,920
So, I gotta... I'll let you...
388
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:55,390
Uhh...
389
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,590
Here's the headline:
390
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,939
there's a lot right with it.
391
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,260
A lot of good stuff in there.
392
00:18:01,270 --> 00:18:03,270
But I just...
393
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,779
Do you think the piece is working?
394
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:10,240
I mean... Maybe it's a bit
too graphic for the space?
395
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:11,740
No way. Look at it.
396
00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,360
It comments on the Latino
struggle for justice in America.
397
00:18:14,370 --> 00:18:15,860
But even without all the symbolism,
398
00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:18,250
it's just aesthetically pleasing.
399
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,250
Yeah.
400
00:18:19,260 --> 00:18:23,670
All right, here's the real shit, Chuy.
401
00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,540
Uh, you know, our prize coder,
402
00:18:25,550 --> 00:18:29,120
he's actually not... Latino.
403
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,380
What?
404
00:18:30,390 --> 00:18:32,710
Yeah. Point of fact is, he's Pakistani.
405
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,960
Homes, you lied to me.
406
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,309
No, no, no. You thought he was Latino,
407
00:18:36,310 --> 00:18:39,640
and I thought I would be racist
telling you, you were wrong.
408
00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:41,850
Come on, man. Why would you think that?
409
00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:43,970
Thinking that, now that's racist.
410
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:47,780
God, I can't win... with that.
411
00:18:47,790 --> 00:18:51,200
Look, Chuy, painting a
guy named Dinesh Chugtai
412
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:55,489
as an Aztec warrior
just doesn't make sense.
413
00:18:55,490 --> 00:18:56,900
Yeah. You know what?
414
00:18:56,910 --> 00:18:58,990
I think you might be right, boss.
415
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,460
Great. That's...
416
00:19:01,470 --> 00:19:03,490
So... Perfect. So change that
417
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,830
and then don't have him be fucking
418
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,830
the literal symbol of freedom.
419
00:19:07,840 --> 00:19:10,080
And then, whatever else you wanna do.
420
00:19:10,090 --> 00:19:13,300
- All right.
- All right.
421
00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:17,270
If I had known, we could have withdrawn your
application before any of this happened.
422
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,140
This is exactly why we need to have
clearer lines of communication.
423
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,730
I know, Jared, I know.
424
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,730
Listen, I'd like to institute
425
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,680
an organizational system called "scrum."
426
00:19:26,690 --> 00:19:27,980
Scrum is designed to...
427
00:19:27,990 --> 00:19:29,850
All right, you have one hour! Go!
428
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:32,190
No.
429
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,490
No. Just musty.
430
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:34,910
Uhh, what's going on?
431
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:36,490
Gilfoyle bet me a hundred bucks
432
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,910
that if I touched one object in this room,
433
00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:39,369
he could find it just by sniffing.
434
00:19:39,370 --> 00:19:41,209
OK. Not now, please.
435
00:19:41,210 --> 00:19:44,830
It has to be now. I just
masturbated to heighten my focus.
436
00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:46,080
I have a fifteen-minute refractory period.
437
00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:49,000
- Ow.
- Uhh, well, we have a lot of work to get done
438
00:19:49,010 --> 00:19:51,549
- So maybe we should do that instead, please.
- Dude, relax, OK?
439
00:19:51,550 --> 00:19:53,549
We each ripped through a
full module this morning.
440
00:19:53,550 --> 00:19:54,760
We're just taking a little break.
441
00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:57,300
DRM is now a thing of beauty.
442
00:19:57,310 --> 00:19:59,559
Wait. You did DRM?
443
00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,470
- Yeah.
- I did DRM.
444
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,050
Why did you do DRM? I said I would
do DRM, you would do error handling.
445
00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,069
Anything to do with "error"
sounds like your whole vibe.
446
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:10,440
- Yeah, I handle errors like you every day.
- Scrum?
447
00:20:10,450 --> 00:20:13,160
- Yes, scrum.
- Scrum.
448
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:17,070
So from "rules based filtering"
we got to "workflow,"
449
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,700
at which point that card
is moved from the "icebox"
450
00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:23,040
into the "in progress"
column and it stays there
451
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,460
until it is ready for "testing."
452
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:27,880
OK. This increases visibility
into our team's progress.
453
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:31,160
And that, gentlemen, is scrum.
454
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:33,580
Welcome to the next
eight weeks of our lives.
455
00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,420
This just became a job.
456
00:20:35,430 --> 00:20:38,220
OK, so here are the cards
457
00:20:38,230 --> 00:20:40,929
I'm adding under this epic
for the ingestion engine.
458
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:43,269
And there are three stories here.
459
00:20:43,270 --> 00:20:46,090
How long do we think each one will take?
460
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,760
I don't know. Who cares? Four hours apiece?
461
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,570
Yeah. Maybe for you.
462
00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:54,100
Each of those tasks
would take me three max.
463
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:55,850
Not "tasks," "stories."
464
00:20:55,860 --> 00:20:58,070
I've got a story, why don't
you choke on my balls?
465
00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:59,770
Well, how about this?
466
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:04,330
Why don't you each take one story, right...
467
00:21:04,340 --> 00:21:06,620
and we'll see who's right?
468
00:21:06,630 --> 00:21:08,500
You see what he's doing, right?
469
00:21:08,510 --> 00:21:11,459
He's trying to get us to
compete so we work faster.
470
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:16,840
He thinks this wall of Psych
101, MBA mind-control bullshit
471
00:21:16,850 --> 00:21:18,210
is going to motivate us?
472
00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:23,130
Fine. Don't compete. Do them
at whatever speed you like.
473
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:25,100
Uh, Jared.
474
00:21:25,110 --> 00:21:28,890
Uh... I know these guys.
475
00:21:28,900 --> 00:21:31,940
I really don't think scrum
is gonna work for them.
476
00:21:31,950 --> 00:21:33,819
Whoa... Just trust in the system.
477
00:21:33,820 --> 00:21:37,110
So we're just going to work at
a nice, leisurely pace, right?
478
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:40,480
Sure.
479
00:21:40,490 --> 00:21:42,370
Wait, why are you typing faster?
480
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,620
I'm not.
481
00:21:43,630 --> 00:21:50,040
Maybe my leisurely pace is just
a little faster than yours.
482
00:21:50,050 --> 00:21:52,580
Cock-sucker.
483
00:21:53,890 --> 00:21:55,910
Boo-yah.
484
00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:58,339
Guys? Have you been out front yet?
485
00:21:58,340 --> 00:21:59,670
'Cause you might wanna come see this.
486
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:02,050
- I'm good.
- Fuck off, we're working.
487
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:05,670
Wow. This took a lot of work.
488
00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:07,680
I mean, I'm already smiling.
489
00:22:07,690 --> 00:22:09,850
Did he really have to paint
me giving the thumbs-up?
490
00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:11,310
It's gratuitous.
491
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,810
Really? That's the gratuitous part?
492
00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:14,680
Well, and Dinesh's shaft...
493
00:22:14,690 --> 00:22:16,270
- Oh, no.
- Uh...
494
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:20,360
Oh shit.
495
00:22:20,370 --> 00:22:22,020
Are one of you the homeowner?
496
00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:23,530
Yeah. I am.
497
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:26,280
We've had a number of complaints
about your artwork here.
498
00:22:26,290 --> 00:22:28,830
Look, what you do inside the
house is your own business...
499
00:22:28,840 --> 00:22:31,000
- Oh, no. We don't... We don't do that.
- Oh, no!
500
00:22:31,010 --> 00:22:34,090
But that is you, is it not?
The individual on the right?
501
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:35,870
Yeah.
502
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,210
You're gonna need to paint over this.
503
00:22:37,220 --> 00:22:41,389
Oh, I don't think the artist
would like that, he's Latino.
504
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:44,260
- Was that racist?
- Why are you asking me?
505
00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:48,350
Oh. I mean, I could've asked
anybody, but your... race...
506
00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,300
It doesn't matter. I have a solution.
507
00:22:50,310 --> 00:22:51,770
We put it up.
508
00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,440
We don't put it down. Leave it up.
509
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,069
No, no, no. No, no, no! Close it!
510
00:22:55,070 --> 00:22:56,890
No...
511
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:02,739
Look at this... left
from the previous tenant.
512
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,980
Unbelievable. I can't believe
513
00:23:03,990 --> 00:23:07,200
I didn't enter the garage until this point.
514
00:23:07,210 --> 00:23:08,370
I mean, is that marijuanas?
515
00:23:08,380 --> 00:23:10,540
We're gonna need to take those.
516
00:23:10,550 --> 00:23:13,240
Or, we leave them and wait to see
517
00:23:13,250 --> 00:23:18,160
if the criminal returns
to the scene of the crime.
518
00:23:18,170 --> 00:23:20,300
What do you say, please?
519
00:23:20,310 --> 00:23:23,150
OK. So I keep the mural,
and I keep the ten G's.
520
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:24,390
What do you get?
521
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,720
I just thought when I
got a new garage door,
522
00:23:26,730 --> 00:23:28,590
maybe you could come and paint a new logo.
523
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,890
Something just as artistic,
524
00:23:29,900 --> 00:23:32,140
but maybe a little less challenging?
525
00:23:32,150 --> 00:23:36,310
Hey! Don't look under
there. Get away from there!
526
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:40,440
That's not me.
527
00:23:40,450 --> 00:23:42,490
Um, just to be honest with you, like,
528
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,520
I really, really, really need this.
529
00:23:45,530 --> 00:23:48,940
So... I'm trying to be
vulnerable in front of you.
530
00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:50,910
I don't know. Is this a safe place?
531
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,670
Look, you can be vulnerable, esé,
532
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,030
but this ain't a safe place.
533
00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:56,420
A plumber got stabbed just last week,
534
00:23:56,430 --> 00:23:57,590
right where you're standing.
535
00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:58,870
What?! Jesus Christ!
536
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:02,870
What... Why would you stab a plumber?
537
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,639
All right. It was worth a try.
538
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,760
Thanks anyway, Chuy.
539
00:24:06,770 --> 00:24:10,050
Wait. Just go ahead and leave the mural.
540
00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:12,100
I like looking at it.
541
00:24:12,110 --> 00:24:15,100
And plus, I think I know what kind
of logo you white boys might like.
542
00:24:15,110 --> 00:24:16,970
Uh, that's amazing. Thank you, Chuy!
543
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:19,860
- Uh, yeah. Appreciate it.
- All right, man.
544
00:24:19,870 --> 00:24:26,230
- Yes, one of those too.
- All right.
545
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,400
- Another one down.
- Did you really?
546
00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:31,499
You still working on that last one?
547
00:24:31,500 --> 00:24:38,339
Take your time. There's no rush, Dinesh.
548
00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,040
Feeling pretty happy about yourself?
549
00:24:40,050 --> 00:24:42,180
I'm pretty happy with ourself.
550
00:24:45,810 --> 00:24:47,550
Hello?
551
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:51,340
Hey, is... Is Richard here?
552
00:24:51,350 --> 00:24:52,390
I don't know.
553
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,930
- Hey.
- Hey.
554
00:24:54,940 --> 00:24:58,019
Come to check up on your investment?
555
00:24:58,020 --> 00:25:00,980
Listen, you were right.
556
00:25:00,990 --> 00:25:02,859
I played you a little.
557
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:06,740
Maybe a lot. I got caught
up in making the deal.
558
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:11,360
All right? And I would like to
say I was just doing my job,
559
00:25:11,370 --> 00:25:13,869
but that's the excuse that the Nazis used,
560
00:25:13,870 --> 00:25:16,080
so I'm not really sure
how effective that one is.
561
00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:18,039
Your point being?
562
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,700
I'm sorry.
563
00:25:20,710 --> 00:25:22,170
But I'm also not sorry.
564
00:25:22,180 --> 00:25:24,879
The reason I pushed Peter to seed you is,
565
00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:27,840
I think you have an
unbelievably good platform.
566
00:25:27,850 --> 00:25:30,719
Way better than the rest of
his other compression plays,
567
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:34,520
which I apologize for
not telling you about.
568
00:25:34,530 --> 00:25:36,350
Look, I know eight weeks
isn't a lot of time
569
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:37,970
to get this ready,
570
00:25:37,980 --> 00:25:40,720
but I get the feeling you're
the kind of guy that does better
571
00:25:40,730 --> 00:25:43,470
when there's a fire lit under his ass.
572
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:45,739
It's a pretty big fire.
573
00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,530
It is.
574
00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:49,610
And by the way,
575
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,530
you're the only one of Peter's companies
576
00:25:51,540 --> 00:25:54,150
that I've invested ten percent
of my annual salary in.
577
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:58,790
So I really hope that you can do this.
578
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,910
Uh, well, you know,
579
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:07,670
I guess we'll find out.
580
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,330
I saw the logo out front.
581
00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:12,099
I didn't know it was...
582
00:26:12,100 --> 00:26:17,010
Cool. Guys, the new logo!
583
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:20,780
- Can we please both go?
- You go first.
584
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:28,690
I love it.
585
00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,570
Well, it's lowercase,
586
00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:34,280
but at least it isn't racist.
587
00:26:34,290 --> 00:26:36,530
Is it?
588
00:26:36,540 --> 00:26:39,410
It's Chuy Ramirez? I'm impressed.
589
00:26:39,420 --> 00:26:42,700
He sold a mural today
for a half-million bucks.
590
00:26:42,710 --> 00:26:47,090
It wasn't on a garage door, was it?
591
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:51,010
You don't think it's too
incendiary for the offices?
592
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:55,260
Kevin, you got where you are
by challenging sensibilities.
593
00:26:55,270 --> 00:26:58,139
You know me well.
594
00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:02,440
It is pretty raunchy, though.
595
00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:13,870
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