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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,266 --> 00:00:44,699 He's coming. 2 00:00:52,342 --> 00:00:53,707 I love you. 3 00:01:02,619 --> 00:01:03,848 Jessie! 4 00:01:16,334 --> 00:01:17,995 Oh, I missed you. 5 00:01:19,670 --> 00:01:21,399 More! 6 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:23,064 Again! 7 00:01:26,611 --> 00:01:28,841 What will you do with me now, sir? 8 00:01:28,913 --> 00:01:32,405 Find a priest, take our vows and live happily ever after. 9 00:01:32,483 --> 00:01:34,144 But what of your mother? 10 00:01:34,218 --> 00:01:37,278 You know how she feels about mixed marriages. 11 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:39,220 By sunset we will be man and wife, 12 00:01:39,290 --> 00:01:42,488 and the Queen, bless her soul, will be out of my life. 13 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:05,239 - He's coming! He's coming! Let's go. 14 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:06,716 Everybody! 15 00:02:22,635 --> 00:02:25,195 Stand back. Make way. I am the Prince. 16 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,432 We are here on the Queen's business. 17 00:02:27,507 --> 00:02:29,702 We have orders to arrest your peasant girl. 18 00:02:30,643 --> 00:02:32,110 Over my dead body. 19 00:02:32,178 --> 00:02:35,511 Do not draw that sword unless you intend to use it, sir. 20 00:02:41,387 --> 00:02:43,514 I think he means it. 21 00:02:43,589 --> 00:02:45,352 Sir, a word in private. 22 00:02:45,425 --> 00:02:48,087 We're mere soldiers working on the Queen's business. 23 00:02:48,161 --> 00:02:50,595 Can't you try to see things... No, don't! 24 00:02:53,767 --> 00:02:55,234 Unhand her! 25 00:03:03,711 --> 00:03:05,941 - My prince! - Jessie! 26 00:03:06,814 --> 00:03:09,874 - I love you! - I love you! 27 00:03:14,555 --> 00:03:16,682 - My prince! - Jessie! 28 00:03:19,393 --> 00:03:20,860 William! 29 00:03:20,928 --> 00:03:23,158 Queen, the queen! 30 00:03:23,230 --> 00:03:26,893 Stop picking on those soldiers and get away from that peasant girl. 31 00:03:26,967 --> 00:03:29,094 Hit the ground, you scummy toads. 32 00:03:29,169 --> 00:03:31,570 I love her, Mother. I will always love her. 33 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:35,006 Be still, my son. She's only after the royal jewels. 34 00:03:35,076 --> 00:03:36,737 You know she's not our type. 35 00:03:36,811 --> 00:03:39,803 Now, come home with me and we'll discuss it over some mutton. 36 00:03:39,881 --> 00:03:41,542 Give her the gift. 37 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:59,198 - Well, my little sweetie pie. - I don't want your gold or your jewels. 38 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:01,132 Get out of the way. 39 00:04:01,202 --> 00:04:03,693 No? Then how about gold and jewels? 40 00:04:06,407 --> 00:04:12,142 Jessie, let us make this a symbol of our eternal love. 41 00:04:13,449 --> 00:04:15,576 Then I will wear it forever. 42 00:04:30,833 --> 00:04:32,562 You have cursed my gift! 43 00:04:32,635 --> 00:04:35,570 It's not me, darling. It's the work of Spretzle. 44 00:04:35,638 --> 00:04:38,630 Brilliant. Simply brilliant. Frozen forever. 45 00:04:38,707 --> 00:04:41,540 That little curse was nothing, my queenie. Nothing, no, nothing. 46 00:04:41,610 --> 00:04:44,045 Mother, I have never asked you for anything. 47 00:04:44,114 --> 00:04:47,515 But I beseech you, take my life and spare hers. 48 00:04:47,617 --> 00:04:49,949 All right, since you're such a romantic. 49 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,921 A thousand years, 50 00:04:52,989 --> 00:04:55,719 or until she meets a true love from another land. 51 00:04:55,792 --> 00:04:58,693 Only then can the cursed necklace be removed. 52 00:04:58,762 --> 00:04:59,888 No! 53 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,000 Is it a deal? 54 00:05:06,570 --> 00:05:10,028 Yes, but you have cursed your kingdom for 1,000 years. 55 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:37,765 And that is the legend 56 00:05:37,835 --> 00:05:41,669 of Hauptmann-Koenig's enchanted peasant girl. 57 00:05:41,739 --> 00:05:45,231 Of course, nobody really believes the legend. 58 00:05:45,309 --> 00:05:46,606 Now, if you'll step this way, 59 00:05:46,677 --> 00:05:50,670 I'll show you our famous collection of umbrellas through history. 60 00:05:51,549 --> 00:05:53,881 Is it true the statue's going on tour? 61 00:05:53,951 --> 00:05:55,179 Yes. 62 00:05:55,253 --> 00:05:59,987 "Nobody really believes the legend"? 63 00:06:03,328 --> 00:06:08,698 My great, great, great, great, great, 64 00:06:09,801 --> 00:06:11,598 great, great, great... 65 00:06:12,404 --> 00:06:14,304 Do you mind? Thank you. 66 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:18,736 Great, great grandfather was never wrong: 67 00:06:19,678 --> 00:06:23,512 And very soon, my darling, you will be alive and belong to his 68 00:06:23,582 --> 00:06:26,449 great, great, great, great, 69 00:06:27,419 --> 00:06:33,551 great, great, great, great grandson. 70 00:06:33,625 --> 00:06:34,991 That's me. 71 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,510 See you, Mom. 72 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,592 Jason, your breakfast. 73 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:19,303 You have to eat before you start a new job. 74 00:07:22,676 --> 00:07:23,802 Thanks, Mom. 75 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:26,812 - Did I keep you up last night? - You work too hard. 76 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,246 Well, all right. So, marry a rich girl, and I'll retire. 77 00:07:29,316 --> 00:07:31,546 - So, find me a rich girl. - All right. I will. So, go. 78 00:07:31,618 --> 00:07:33,643 Don't be late. I'll be waiting up for you. 79 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,848 Mrs. Williamson! Mrs. Williamson! 80 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:37,584 - What happened? - I'm married! 81 00:07:37,658 --> 00:07:39,990 - Oh, I don't believe it. - Thank you! 82 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,288 - Thank you! - Well, thank you. 83 00:07:41,362 --> 00:07:43,557 He's the most beautiful man I have ever met. 84 00:07:43,630 --> 00:07:45,291 Oh, wonderful. Come in. You'll tell me. 85 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:46,492 - Is he rich? - Yes. 86 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:47,865 - Does he have a Gold Card? - Yes, he does. 87 00:07:47,936 --> 00:07:49,801 - Does he have car? Does he have a condo? - Yes. 88 00:08:06,121 --> 00:08:09,454 Maybe I'm crazy but I'm no fool 89 00:08:09,524 --> 00:08:12,220 I know where I stand 90 00:08:13,061 --> 00:08:16,428 All of your reasons and all your rules 91 00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:19,026 Don't stop me again 92 00:08:19,501 --> 00:08:23,528 Because a lie's a lie and a fact's a fact 93 00:08:23,605 --> 00:08:26,939 You can try but you can't change that 94 00:08:27,009 --> 00:08:30,467 I've got something to make you see 95 00:08:30,546 --> 00:08:32,309 And that something is me 96 00:08:32,381 --> 00:08:34,406 You better wake up 97 00:08:34,717 --> 00:08:37,379 Because my time is coming 98 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:41,383 And I'm running all the way Wake up! 99 00:08:41,657 --> 00:08:43,921 My engine's humming 100 00:08:43,993 --> 00:08:47,759 Running down the road to paradise Wake up! 101 00:08:48,497 --> 00:08:51,091 No time for sleeping 102 00:08:52,101 --> 00:08:54,695 Going to drive all night Wake up! 103 00:08:55,538 --> 00:08:57,597 And start believing 104 00:08:57,673 --> 00:09:01,667 Racing through the darkness to the light 105 00:09:04,481 --> 00:09:07,780 Make me an offer I can't refuse 106 00:09:08,018 --> 00:09:10,384 Near my back to the wall 107 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:14,755 Fold me a bed with those concrete shoes 108 00:09:14,825 --> 00:09:17,521 It don't matter at all 109 00:09:18,462 --> 00:09:21,693 Through the fire, on the ice 110 00:09:21,932 --> 00:09:25,299 I've been knocked down once or twice 111 00:09:25,368 --> 00:09:28,269 I've got something left to prove 112 00:09:28,939 --> 00:09:30,702 Going to prove it to you 113 00:09:30,774 --> 00:09:33,038 You better wake up 114 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:35,670 'Cause my time is coming 115 00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:39,311 And I'm running all the way Wake up! 116 00:09:40,118 --> 00:09:43,610 And start believing Racing through 117 00:09:43,821 --> 00:09:48,019 Racing through the night 118 00:09:48,526 --> 00:09:49,925 Wake up! 119 00:09:51,562 --> 00:09:53,689 - Oh, thank you. - Hold it. 120 00:09:54,165 --> 00:09:57,225 Start believing 121 00:09:57,568 --> 00:10:00,537 Ooh, you better wake up 122 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:01,594 Wake up! 123 00:10:03,407 --> 00:10:06,274 I like to get candids. Come with me. 124 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:08,005 Yeah, it might just be your ID badge, 125 00:10:08,079 --> 00:10:11,708 but I try to capture the essence of every Prince employee. 126 00:10:11,782 --> 00:10:13,374 Here, sign this. 127 00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:17,320 I'm Andy Ackerman, Security. I don't miss much. 128 00:10:17,389 --> 00:10:19,323 Hi, I'm Jason Williamson. 129 00:10:19,391 --> 00:10:22,121 I guess you're wondering what I'm doing with a steering wheel, right? 130 00:10:22,194 --> 00:10:23,752 Steering wheel? 131 00:10:23,829 --> 00:10:27,287 Oh, that. No, I assumed it was a key chain. 132 00:10:28,967 --> 00:10:32,630 No. No, I just don't want my jeep stolen. 133 00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:36,298 You don't have to worry about that with me around here. 134 00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:41,204 - Isn't that hair spray? - Yeah. Well, I sort of flunked Mace class. 135 00:10:41,280 --> 00:10:42,269 Oh. 136 00:10:42,981 --> 00:10:44,243 You blind one instructor, 137 00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:46,375 - they make you wait six months. - Yeah. 138 00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:48,646 Oh, here. Don't lose this baby. 139 00:10:48,720 --> 00:10:51,588 You can charge anything in the store with it. 10 percent off, too. 140 00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:53,592 - Come with me. I'll help you check in. - Thanks. 141 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:56,652 I'm supposed to report to a Mr. James. 142 00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:59,391 - Do you know... - Oh, boy. Yeah. 143 00:10:59,832 --> 00:11:01,231 Has the shipment arrived from Hauptmann-Koenig yet? 144 00:11:01,301 --> 00:11:03,064 - It's coming in this afternoon. - Not good enough. 145 00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:05,001 - I want it this morning. - That's impossible, sir. 146 00:11:05,071 --> 00:11:09,007 Nothing is impossible. "Impossible" is a dirty, dirty word. 147 00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:12,377 - Dust. - Pardon me? 148 00:11:13,146 --> 00:11:16,240 I smell dust. 149 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:24,819 Dust your counter. 150 00:11:26,726 --> 00:11:28,490 Make a showplace of the workplace. 151 00:11:28,562 --> 00:11:31,895 "Make a showplace of the workplace." 152 00:11:31,966 --> 00:11:34,992 I want a major employee turnout at the airport tonight. 153 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:37,060 This whole event has to go off without a hitch, 154 00:11:37,137 --> 00:11:39,162 otherwise, heads will roll. 155 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,569 He's not kidding. 156 00:11:45,446 --> 00:11:47,209 That's him right there. 157 00:11:47,281 --> 00:11:49,476 Mr. James, I'm so sorry. 158 00:11:49,550 --> 00:11:52,314 It was an accident. It will never happen again, I promise. 159 00:11:52,386 --> 00:11:54,911 - Excuse me, Mr. James? - Not now. 160 00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:56,479 An accident? 161 00:11:56,557 --> 00:11:59,287 You destroy a mannequin during store hours 162 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:00,418 and you call it an accident? 163 00:12:01,629 --> 00:12:03,460 - Mr. James. - Not now! 164 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,860 What do you do, Albert? 165 00:12:07,836 --> 00:12:10,327 I work for Mr. Montrose, sir. 166 00:12:10,405 --> 00:12:13,636 On the Hauptmann-Koenig presentation? 167 00:12:13,708 --> 00:12:16,199 - Mr. James. - Not now! 168 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:22,472 Do you realize how important that presentation is? 169 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:25,451 The cream of Philadelphia society is going to be here. 170 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,887 The eyes of the entire city will be on that presentation 171 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:32,415 and on this store and on me. 172 00:12:32,494 --> 00:12:35,952 - Do you understand? - Yes. 173 00:12:36,031 --> 00:12:40,127 - And have you learned your lesson? - Yes, sir. 174 00:12:40,201 --> 00:12:42,067 Good. You're fired. 175 00:12:45,808 --> 00:12:49,437 For best effect, deplore neglect, demand respect. 176 00:12:49,512 --> 00:12:53,642 "Deplore neglect, demand respect." 177 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,977 Now. 178 00:12:57,086 --> 00:12:58,644 I'm Jason Williamson. 179 00:12:58,721 --> 00:13:01,986 I think I'm supposed to report to you. I'm the new trainee. 180 00:13:02,191 --> 00:13:03,215 Ah. 181 00:13:03,292 --> 00:13:04,589 Well, lucky you. 182 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:07,151 It seems we have an opening on Mr. Montrose's staff. 183 00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:12,225 Just because Hauptmann-Koenig is drab does not mean that we have to be. 184 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:15,668 I'm going to breathe some life into this presentation. 185 00:13:15,738 --> 00:13:19,675 Remember, the password is pizzazz! 186 00:13:19,743 --> 00:13:21,734 Stop! Wait! 187 00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:27,712 Do you remember Miss Diana Ross in the movie Mahogany? 188 00:13:28,552 --> 00:13:29,678 Yeah. 189 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:33,283 Give me cheekbones, or give me death! 190 00:13:44,634 --> 00:13:46,693 Five, six, seven, eight. 191 00:13:56,581 --> 00:13:58,811 Mr. James is coming! Mr. James is coming! 192 00:13:58,883 --> 00:14:00,942 Scatter, children! Scatter! 193 00:14:01,018 --> 00:14:03,179 Bring down the curtains! 194 00:14:11,462 --> 00:14:14,260 Montrose. Montrose! I need to talk to you. 195 00:14:15,199 --> 00:14:17,793 The Wizard's not here. Go away. Go away. 196 00:14:19,637 --> 00:14:22,401 - Montrose! - Laughing, joking, kidding. 197 00:14:23,708 --> 00:14:26,438 I'd like you to meet your new assistant. 198 00:14:26,944 --> 00:14:28,639 What happened to Albert? 199 00:14:28,713 --> 00:14:32,241 Albert was a blemish on the face of Prince and Company. 200 00:14:32,317 --> 00:14:33,375 I fired him. 201 00:14:33,452 --> 00:14:36,819 Just like you did those 18 other assistants? 202 00:14:36,889 --> 00:14:39,824 Guess there's no use in worrying about the pension plan around here, huh? 203 00:14:41,193 --> 00:14:44,424 He's got a sense of humour. I like that. We can use that around here. 204 00:14:44,496 --> 00:14:45,929 No peeking! 205 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,766 - Why won't you let me see it? - Because I am an artiste. 206 00:14:51,837 --> 00:14:54,772 You wouldn't want to interrupt the creative flow, would you? 207 00:14:54,840 --> 00:15:00,369 Montrose, this show will be elegant and demure, won't it? 208 00:15:00,446 --> 00:15:03,244 - No crazy stuff. - You have my word. 209 00:15:04,316 --> 00:15:05,840 Fine. 210 00:15:05,918 --> 00:15:08,478 The pursuit of excellence begins with elegance. 211 00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:12,047 "The pursuit of excellence begins with elegance." 212 00:15:12,125 --> 00:15:16,619 I haven't been elegant and demure since I graduated from finishing school. 213 00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:19,391 Entr�e. 214 00:15:23,303 --> 00:15:24,327 She's pretty. 215 00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:26,872 What is all this enchanted-peasant-girl stuff? 216 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,966 Oh, it's a typical old world tale. 217 00:15:30,043 --> 00:15:31,510 Girl meets prince. 218 00:15:31,578 --> 00:15:34,069 Evil sorcerer turns girl into wood for 1,000 years, 219 00:15:34,147 --> 00:15:35,375 Lord knows how. 220 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:38,417 Wooden girl becomes major tourist attraction. 221 00:15:38,485 --> 00:15:40,146 Yeah, that's pretty typical, all right. 222 00:15:40,220 --> 00:15:41,710 Would you like to try one of our new fragrances? 223 00:15:41,788 --> 00:15:43,187 No, thanks. 224 00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:48,120 Tabu. How mysterious. Hit me again, Gail. 225 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:49,492 You never buy, Hollywood. 226 00:15:49,563 --> 00:15:52,623 Well, no. That is because I am constantly evolving. 227 00:15:52,700 --> 00:15:54,634 Put it right here, Jason. 228 00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:59,202 - How about a gift for your girlfriend? - Oh, I don't have one. 229 00:15:59,273 --> 00:16:00,672 So you're looking. 230 00:16:02,409 --> 00:16:04,604 For true love. Yeah. Sure. 231 00:16:04,678 --> 00:16:06,908 True love is like the Loch Ness monster. 232 00:16:06,981 --> 00:16:09,211 Everyone has heard of it, but no one has ever seen it. 233 00:16:09,283 --> 00:16:11,183 - I have. You know, I don't know. 234 00:16:11,252 --> 00:16:12,879 I think there's someone out there for everyone. 235 00:16:12,953 --> 00:16:14,784 I couldn't agree more. 236 00:16:14,855 --> 00:16:19,224 You just have to follow your heart, and your nose. 237 00:16:19,293 --> 00:16:22,262 Well, my, my, my. Aren't we the little coquette? 238 00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:24,025 Forgive me if I'm wrong, but, Jason, 239 00:16:24,099 --> 00:16:27,262 I think that if you asked Gail out, she would probably say yes. 240 00:16:27,335 --> 00:16:28,927 Am I hallucinating, Gail? 241 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:33,441 Excuse me, I'm beeping. Pardon moi. 242 00:16:33,508 --> 00:16:35,237 Put it right there, Jason. 243 00:16:36,444 --> 00:16:40,574 Well, I am free Friday, Jason. 244 00:16:40,649 --> 00:16:42,446 I'm free, too, Gail. 245 00:16:43,818 --> 00:16:46,184 Well, why rush it? 246 00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:47,983 I mean, looks like we're going to be working here together. 247 00:16:48,056 --> 00:16:51,856 - Why don't we just, you know... - Something terrible has happened. 248 00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:54,623 The enchanted peasant girl has been in an accident! 249 00:16:54,696 --> 00:16:57,995 Come on. We must go. Follow me! Move your buns! 250 00:16:59,301 --> 00:17:00,963 Still free Friday. 251 00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:05,438 My little nip and tuck derriere is going to be in a sling 252 00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:08,966 if anything happens to that statue, those clothes or the royal jewels. 253 00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:10,512 I'm sure everything's going to be fine. 254 00:17:10,580 --> 00:17:12,639 Oh, it's just the word "jewels." 255 00:17:12,715 --> 00:17:16,048 I have these beads and baubles, mementos of old flames. 256 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,110 Souvenirs for old Mr. Left Behind Hollywood. 257 00:17:19,188 --> 00:17:21,418 Oh, it's just so cheap and tawdry. 258 00:17:21,490 --> 00:17:25,324 Well, at least they thought enough of you to give you the gifts. 259 00:17:26,162 --> 00:17:27,754 I bought them myself. 260 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:41,370 Wow! 261 00:17:44,247 --> 00:17:45,976 Hold it right there, man. 262 00:17:46,683 --> 00:17:49,550 Someone please kill me! I don't want to live! 263 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:51,918 Just breathe or something, would you? 264 00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:56,358 Jeez! The whole thing's going to go! Get out of the truck! 265 00:17:56,426 --> 00:18:00,385 Be careful. The girl will fall out. We must secure the doors. 266 00:18:00,464 --> 00:18:04,264 All my years on the force, I never saw anybody more stupid than you guys. 267 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,268 The sign said "keep right." 268 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:09,897 To the end of the bridge, where the street is. 269 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,440 Hoist her up. 270 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,268 But the peasant girl! 271 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:17,212 - It's going to go! Get out! - No! 272 00:18:24,422 --> 00:18:25,912 I'll save you! 273 00:18:26,290 --> 00:18:28,224 Oh, chivalry's not dead. 274 00:18:28,292 --> 00:18:29,657 Let go! 275 00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:31,695 Where is Jacques Cousteau when you need him? 276 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:15,237 Give her to us. She's ours. 277 00:19:15,307 --> 00:19:17,070 Take it. - There he is! 278 00:19:17,142 --> 00:19:20,942 Don't you ever touch the enchanted peasant girl. 279 00:19:22,748 --> 00:19:24,545 Oh, my hero! 280 00:19:25,217 --> 00:19:27,778 You saved the presentation and my phoney baloney job. 281 00:19:27,854 --> 00:19:30,186 I could have sworn she was real. 282 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,520 She's a mannequin. 283 00:19:34,027 --> 00:19:36,222 I could have sworn she was real. 284 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:39,496 She's the enchanted peasant girl. 285 00:19:39,566 --> 00:19:40,931 Let me guess. 286 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:43,400 You must be the boys from Hauptmann-Koenig. 287 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:45,768 My, haven't we been hoarding the steroids. 288 00:19:45,839 --> 00:19:48,069 We are here to guard our national treasure. 289 00:19:48,141 --> 00:19:50,974 Oh, and doing a fabulous job. 290 00:19:51,044 --> 00:19:53,740 Did you recover the rest of the sacred wardrobe? 291 00:19:53,813 --> 00:19:55,337 I thought Arnold did. 292 00:19:55,415 --> 00:19:57,280 I thought you did. 293 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,942 No! 294 00:20:01,020 --> 00:20:02,351 Goodbye, boys. 295 00:20:02,422 --> 00:20:05,483 Jason, let's take the mannequin back to the store. 296 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:07,151 Yeah, we wouldn't want her to catch cold. 297 00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:11,457 They're so dumb. I just love that in a man. 298 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:16,033 This is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me. 299 00:20:16,103 --> 00:20:18,367 Believe me, stranger things have happened. 300 00:20:18,439 --> 00:20:20,999 Yeah? Well, not to me, they haven't. 301 00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:24,639 Do you think these jewels are real? 302 00:20:25,346 --> 00:20:29,942 Honey, this little country girl knows jewels and, believe me, those are real. 303 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:40,985 It's your fault. 304 00:20:41,062 --> 00:20:43,257 No, it's your fault. 305 00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:45,932 We have to catch a ride. 306 00:20:46,001 --> 00:20:47,559 I know how. 307 00:20:47,636 --> 00:20:48,830 Hey, look! 308 00:20:54,709 --> 00:20:57,269 I don't believe this. I don't believe it. 309 00:20:57,345 --> 00:20:58,437 Whoo! 310 00:20:58,814 --> 00:21:00,475 Hey! 311 00:21:00,549 --> 00:21:03,017 All right, let's give them a ride. 312 00:21:07,422 --> 00:21:09,083 Oh, baby, yeah. 313 00:21:09,157 --> 00:21:10,590 - Get in. - Get in. 314 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:13,025 Get in. I told you it would work. 315 00:21:13,829 --> 00:21:15,228 Take them up. 316 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:30,478 Did you get my note? - Yes, Andy, I got it. 317 00:21:30,546 --> 00:21:32,013 Well? 318 00:21:32,081 --> 00:21:35,847 Look, you're very sweet, but you can't buy my car insurance. 319 00:21:35,918 --> 00:21:39,513 - Why not? - Andy, can I give you a little tip? 320 00:21:39,589 --> 00:21:41,784 Car insurance is not very romantic. 321 00:21:41,858 --> 00:21:44,122 Say that after a major injury accident. 322 00:21:44,193 --> 00:21:48,186 Andy, let's just leave it that we're friends. 323 00:21:48,264 --> 00:21:50,960 Really? What kind of friends? 324 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:53,558 The kind that don't talk to each other much 325 00:21:53,637 --> 00:21:55,127 and never go out. 326 00:22:06,583 --> 00:22:08,881 Excuse me, just one sec... 327 00:22:16,326 --> 00:22:18,419 You boys have been playing in the Kitty Litter. 328 00:22:18,495 --> 00:22:21,396 No, we have to ride in garbage truck. 329 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,592 Have you seen the enchanted peasant girl? 330 00:22:23,667 --> 00:22:27,364 No. But you could imagine me in a different outfit. 331 00:22:27,437 --> 00:22:29,428 - Ja. - Come on. We have to find her. 332 00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:32,567 - Here, have a little. - That's nice. 333 00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,544 We have to get ourselves some new clothes. 334 00:22:34,612 --> 00:22:35,874 Ja, we do stink. 335 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:43,187 What are you so nervous about? You were made for each other. 336 00:22:43,254 --> 00:22:45,518 Estelle, this is Clark. 337 00:23:01,739 --> 00:23:04,071 I command you to come to life. 338 00:23:25,731 --> 00:23:27,358 I must be crazy. 339 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:29,094 Oh, yeah. 340 00:23:29,168 --> 00:23:31,398 There is definitely something wrong with me. 341 00:23:31,470 --> 00:23:35,702 2.5 billion women in the world and I'm trying to score with a statue. 342 00:23:40,612 --> 00:23:42,739 - Gesundheit. Danke sch�n. 343 00:23:42,815 --> 00:23:44,613 You're welcome. Whoa! Whoa! 344 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,915 - My prince. - Stay back. 345 00:23:48,989 --> 00:23:50,513 Why are you running? 346 00:23:50,590 --> 00:23:53,286 Why am I running? Why are you moving? 347 00:23:56,663 --> 00:23:59,826 I saw you in the water and in the fast wagon. 348 00:23:59,899 --> 00:24:02,060 Water. That's it. 349 00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:06,799 It's the toxins in the river, they do strange things to your brain! 350 00:24:06,873 --> 00:24:09,034 My prince, why are you doing this? 351 00:24:09,109 --> 00:24:12,272 - Have you lost your memory? - My memory. 352 00:24:12,345 --> 00:24:15,542 - This is a dream. - It is I. 353 00:24:15,615 --> 00:24:17,515 Jessie, your true love. 354 00:24:21,389 --> 00:24:24,324 - You're real? - Of course I am. 355 00:24:25,059 --> 00:24:27,391 You're beginning to frighten me. 356 00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:30,362 When was the last time we saw each other? 357 00:24:30,431 --> 00:24:33,457 I mean, before our little swim today. 358 00:24:33,534 --> 00:24:35,468 Just a few minutes ago, on the bridge. 359 00:24:35,536 --> 00:24:37,333 - What bridge? - The one near the castle. 360 00:24:37,405 --> 00:24:39,396 We were on our way to be married. 361 00:24:39,473 --> 00:24:42,499 Don't you remember the soldiers and the sorcerer? 362 00:24:43,811 --> 00:24:45,540 The legend is true. 363 00:24:46,781 --> 00:24:48,180 What legend? 364 00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:53,285 That sorcerer guy, he put a curse on you. 365 00:24:55,256 --> 00:24:57,691 You've been frozen for 1,000 years. 366 00:25:01,296 --> 00:25:04,993 - Oh, my Prince William, always joking. - Yeah. 367 00:25:06,134 --> 00:25:07,965 I'm not kidding. 368 00:25:08,036 --> 00:25:10,061 This is the 20th century. 369 00:25:11,573 --> 00:25:13,302 - 20th? - Yeah. 370 00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:16,036 Look. 371 00:25:17,546 --> 00:25:19,480 Bet you've never seen one of these before. 372 00:25:19,548 --> 00:25:22,176 Sure I have. Those are jesters' shoes. 373 00:25:23,018 --> 00:25:24,485 Jesters' shoes. 374 00:25:26,188 --> 00:25:29,988 - Hey, how about one of these? - No, I'm not sure. 375 00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:37,394 Oh, I guess she is real. 376 00:25:37,467 --> 00:25:39,526 - Anything? - Nothing. 377 00:25:40,903 --> 00:25:43,701 The Count will have us tarred and feathered. 378 00:25:43,773 --> 00:25:46,867 Yes. Then he will torture us. 379 00:25:52,048 --> 00:25:53,242 Hi. 380 00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:56,575 No, no, no, no. Just lie still for a minute. 381 00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:58,820 Are you okay? 382 00:25:59,689 --> 00:26:01,088 I love you. 383 00:26:03,626 --> 00:26:07,027 I'm Jason Williamson of Germantown, PA. 384 00:26:07,096 --> 00:26:10,588 - I'm not a prince. - I don't care. I still love you. 385 00:26:10,666 --> 00:26:14,626 - I think you're still in shock. - Forever and ever and ever. 386 00:26:14,705 --> 00:26:16,935 I don't even know you. 387 00:26:17,007 --> 00:26:19,874 Yes, you do. You just haven't realized it yet. 388 00:26:22,513 --> 00:26:25,209 You really do love me, don't you? 389 00:26:25,916 --> 00:26:28,111 More than anyone is going to in your whole life. 390 00:26:29,286 --> 00:26:30,583 I think she's here. 391 00:26:30,654 --> 00:26:32,178 Who is that? - I know this is the place. 392 00:26:34,658 --> 00:26:37,183 It's him, the guy from the river. 393 00:26:37,261 --> 00:26:40,560 What have you done with the enchanted peasant girl? 394 00:26:40,631 --> 00:26:42,030 You guys are not supposed to be back here. 395 00:26:42,099 --> 00:26:43,623 I'm going to have to call security. 396 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:45,361 There she is. 397 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:50,369 That was a close one. 398 00:26:51,176 --> 00:26:53,269 Not a word of this to the Count. 399 00:26:53,344 --> 00:26:55,778 - We don't want to get him upset. - Ja, ja, ja. 400 00:26:55,847 --> 00:26:59,840 If we don't go to the airport to greet him, he will be upset. 401 00:26:59,918 --> 00:27:03,479 Guys, you know, she's going to be okay here. 402 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:07,355 I mean, we lock this up at night. It's very safe. 403 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:10,019 Oh, good. Let's go. 404 00:27:10,094 --> 00:27:12,221 Thanks a lot, little fellow. 405 00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:18,961 Hey. 406 00:27:24,509 --> 00:27:27,274 - Who were they? - Don't do that anymore. 407 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:30,138 What do they want with me? 408 00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,808 You're a national treasure. Those were your personal guards. 409 00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:35,513 I don't like them very much. 410 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:39,122 What's that noise? 411 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,484 It's my stomach. I haven't eaten in 1,000 years. 412 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:48,659 Come on. I know a great place near here where we can go to eat. 413 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:52,067 Oh, good. Do they have boiled weasel? 414 00:27:52,137 --> 00:27:54,332 You won't be able to tell the difference. 415 00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:58,740 And the first thing we need to do is get you something to wear. 416 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:02,009 - Do you remember this? - Sure, it's your necklace. 417 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,016 Right. 418 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,255 Hello! 419 00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:11,722 Hello! 420 00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:14,023 This is so much fun! 421 00:28:16,663 --> 00:28:18,688 The lights are beautiful! 422 00:28:20,433 --> 00:28:23,732 So, when the little person is blinking, then you can walk? 423 00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:27,864 - Right. - Wow! I love cars! I love electricity! 424 00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:31,138 I love America! How does it all work? 425 00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:35,443 Well, that's going to take a little longer to explain. 426 00:28:44,358 --> 00:28:45,848 There you go. 427 00:28:53,034 --> 00:28:56,902 So, what do you think? Is it better than weasel? 428 00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:59,337 Well, it's not as salty, but it's good. 429 00:28:59,407 --> 00:29:02,467 It's the best meal I've had in 1,000 years. 430 00:29:02,543 --> 00:29:05,706 It'll probably stay with you for another thousand, too. 431 00:29:05,780 --> 00:29:07,680 What's the crunchy stuff? 432 00:29:08,349 --> 00:29:10,874 There's not supposed to be any crunchy stuff. 433 00:29:12,353 --> 00:29:15,187 That's the paper. You're eating the wrapper. 434 00:29:15,257 --> 00:29:17,384 You don't eat this outside, white stuff. 435 00:29:17,459 --> 00:29:20,951 - It's good. Try it. It's good. - No. Thanks. 436 00:29:22,764 --> 00:29:25,460 Listen, you know, you're going to need a place to stay. 437 00:29:25,534 --> 00:29:27,764 And I was thinking, you're welcome to stay at my house. 438 00:29:27,836 --> 00:29:29,394 Really. I mean, no strings attached. 439 00:29:29,471 --> 00:29:33,532 You know, you'll need an address for, like, a green card for a job. 440 00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:36,668 What do you do? What do you like to do? 441 00:29:36,745 --> 00:29:40,442 Well, at first I wanted to be a sheepherder. 442 00:29:40,515 --> 00:29:43,712 But every time I got near the sheep, I would sneeze. 443 00:29:43,785 --> 00:29:45,275 So, then I tried weaving. 444 00:29:45,354 --> 00:29:49,791 And I can weave an entire blanket in 17 months. 445 00:29:49,858 --> 00:29:51,519 - No! - That's pretty fast. 446 00:29:51,593 --> 00:29:53,653 That's amazing. 447 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,756 - Can I ask you something? - Sure. 448 00:29:58,534 --> 00:30:00,195 Are you betrothed? 449 00:30:01,771 --> 00:30:03,238 Betrothed? 450 00:30:03,306 --> 00:30:06,332 Well, I'm just going to tell you. 451 00:30:06,409 --> 00:30:08,877 There is someone I've been seeing. 452 00:30:09,912 --> 00:30:11,470 I'd like to introduce you to her, if it's okay. 453 00:30:12,749 --> 00:30:14,216 Harriet. Harriet, this is Jessie. 454 00:30:14,283 --> 00:30:17,650 Jessie, this is Harriet. Please don't embarrass me in front of her. 455 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:21,679 No, no. It's not what you're thinking. 456 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:24,283 You are so suspicious. She's terrible. 457 00:30:26,329 --> 00:30:29,458 And no, I'm not betrothed to anybody. 458 00:30:32,136 --> 00:30:33,194 Yay! 459 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,794 All right, people. 460 00:30:34,872 --> 00:30:36,999 - Give me an "H"! H. 461 00:30:37,074 --> 00:30:39,565 - Give me an "A." - A. 462 00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:42,378 People, where is your enthusiasm? 463 00:30:42,446 --> 00:30:44,437 Everybody to move! Move! 464 00:30:44,515 --> 00:30:47,177 - Get out of the way! - Move! Move! 465 00:31:01,331 --> 00:31:03,731 - Give me an "H"! H. 466 00:31:03,801 --> 00:31:06,168 - Give me an "A"! A. 467 00:31:06,237 --> 00:31:09,434 - Give me a "U". - U. 468 00:31:22,554 --> 00:31:25,580 Count Gunter Spretzle of Hauptmann-Koenig. 469 00:31:25,657 --> 00:31:26,851 Koenig. 470 00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:29,487 Koenig. 471 00:31:29,561 --> 00:31:32,689 May I say what a pleasure it is to... 472 00:31:32,764 --> 00:31:34,288 On behalf of... 473 00:31:35,533 --> 00:31:38,468 On behalf of Prince and Company... 474 00:31:42,208 --> 00:31:43,971 What you look at? 475 00:31:45,511 --> 00:31:48,207 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sorry. 476 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:49,611 On behalf of Prince and Company, 477 00:31:49,682 --> 00:31:52,549 may I say what a pleasure it is to have you hair. 478 00:31:53,853 --> 00:31:55,013 Wart! Here! 479 00:31:55,087 --> 00:31:58,022 It's a pleasure to have you here. 480 00:32:02,361 --> 00:32:04,795 - Count Spritzle... - Spretzle. 481 00:32:05,764 --> 00:32:06,856 Pretty. 482 00:32:06,932 --> 00:32:08,661 May I present Hollywood Montrose, 483 00:32:08,734 --> 00:32:12,932 our chief of visual merchandising and an artist, in every sense of the word. 484 00:32:13,005 --> 00:32:16,441 He is the gentleman who is in charge of your display. 485 00:32:16,509 --> 00:32:20,742 This peacock here put his hands on my statue? 486 00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,142 Listen, have you ever thought about 487 00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:25,776 putting a few African trading beads � la Bo Derek on that? 488 00:32:25,852 --> 00:32:28,286 It would be absolutely smashing. 489 00:32:28,355 --> 00:32:30,255 Just a suggestion. Ow! 490 00:32:30,323 --> 00:32:35,022 Count Spretzle, I think you'll be pleased at our handling of your presentation. 491 00:32:35,095 --> 00:32:39,191 Good. And you promise that this will bring attention to my country? 492 00:32:39,266 --> 00:32:40,494 National publicity. 493 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:44,799 Good, because my tourism, you know, income is down slightly. We... 494 00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:49,808 Oh, I don't know, we gross maybe $52 and change last year. 495 00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:53,209 And we would like to get it up to maybe, oh, I don't know, three figure next time. 496 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,773 Perhaps, you should charge admission to see that face. 497 00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,250 What he say? 498 00:32:58,786 --> 00:33:03,155 He said he has such admiration for Your Grace. 499 00:33:04,692 --> 00:33:06,387 Well, that's okay. 500 00:33:06,460 --> 00:33:08,951 Good. Well, your car is waiting. 501 00:33:09,030 --> 00:33:10,497 It's waiting. 502 00:33:12,500 --> 00:33:16,459 Hollywood, just walk fast. I've got an important meeting to go to. 503 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:18,630 That hair! 504 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:22,301 Are my accommodations ready? Oh, yeah, the very best in the city. 505 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,936 Take us to the YMCA, and step on it. 506 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:30,047 - Slippers! Wow! Look at all the colours. - Some things never change. 507 00:33:31,919 --> 00:33:34,480 Okay. All right, stand right here. 508 00:33:34,556 --> 00:33:36,183 Close your eyes. 509 00:33:36,825 --> 00:33:40,693 That's good. Turn around. Okay. Smile. 510 00:33:40,762 --> 00:33:42,992 Okay. Open your eyes. 511 00:33:44,166 --> 00:33:46,760 - Get me out of the box! - Shh! It's okay. 512 00:33:46,835 --> 00:33:50,327 She's fine. She's a little... It's this cheese steak. 513 00:33:50,405 --> 00:33:51,929 You're okay. Okay, look. 514 00:33:52,007 --> 00:33:55,374 See, you're out of the box now. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 515 00:33:55,444 --> 00:33:59,676 - You saved my life. I'm so lucky. - Yeah. 516 00:33:59,748 --> 00:34:02,114 I guess we're both pretty lucky. 517 00:34:02,184 --> 00:34:03,412 Come on. 518 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:07,380 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Nice to see you again. 519 00:34:07,456 --> 00:34:09,891 Oh, the crab dudes. These dudes must be all right. 520 00:34:09,959 --> 00:34:12,257 Come on in and have a good time. 521 00:34:12,328 --> 00:34:15,855 Oh, definitely. Definitely. How you doing? Your boyfriend still in prison? 522 00:34:15,932 --> 00:34:17,422 Yeah. - Good. 523 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,263 No, no, no, no. You go on. 524 00:34:19,335 --> 00:34:20,927 Look, just join your friend. 525 00:34:21,004 --> 00:34:22,801 What'd you all do? Take the bus up from Jersey? 526 00:34:22,872 --> 00:34:24,305 Get on out of here. 527 00:34:24,374 --> 00:34:27,673 Hey, lose your boyfriend, you're in, darling. 528 00:34:27,744 --> 00:34:30,178 - Bye, Tony. - Step off, Junior. 529 00:34:30,246 --> 00:34:32,043 Oh, let's go in here. 530 00:34:32,115 --> 00:34:35,744 No, this is the most exclusive club in the city. 531 00:34:35,818 --> 00:34:38,286 I've been trying to get in here since it opened, there's no way. 532 00:34:38,354 --> 00:34:40,686 Oh, that's too bad. It's just for royalty, huh? 533 00:34:40,757 --> 00:34:44,056 Hey, hey, hey, hey, Goldilocks. Come here. 534 00:34:44,127 --> 00:34:47,620 - Girl, where have you been all my life? - Frozen. 535 00:34:49,266 --> 00:34:50,927 I can dig that. 536 00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:53,401 Yeah, come on in. Come on in. 537 00:34:53,470 --> 00:34:55,961 - Really? - Yeah, come on. 538 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:59,407 Hey, you and me dance a little later? Yeah. 539 00:35:01,178 --> 00:35:04,045 Hey, what's this, prom night? 540 00:35:04,114 --> 00:35:06,981 Take a hike, man. Go on. I hate taffeta. 541 00:35:22,833 --> 00:35:24,961 I have to go into the trees. 542 00:35:27,238 --> 00:35:30,469 - The trees? - You know, someplace private. 543 00:35:31,676 --> 00:35:35,510 Oh, the ladies' room. Here, it's right over here. 544 00:35:37,015 --> 00:35:41,076 - Thank you. - Right through there. I'm going to stay here. 545 00:35:41,152 --> 00:35:42,414 Sorry. 546 00:35:49,094 --> 00:35:50,755 - Wow. - Hi. 547 00:35:51,496 --> 00:35:52,929 That's really beautiful. 548 00:35:52,997 --> 00:35:54,965 Passion Pink. All the guys love it. 549 00:35:55,033 --> 00:35:56,432 You want to try? 550 00:35:57,836 --> 00:35:59,167 Thank you. 551 00:36:01,774 --> 00:36:04,538 Look, you have to turn it. Like this. 552 00:36:05,678 --> 00:36:06,702 Oh. 553 00:36:09,915 --> 00:36:11,212 Did you make that? 554 00:36:11,283 --> 00:36:14,309 - You've never tried lipstick before? - No. 555 00:36:15,721 --> 00:36:19,316 Well, you put it on, you rub it on your lips. 556 00:36:22,294 --> 00:36:24,023 And then you go like this. 557 00:36:28,334 --> 00:36:31,167 - Okay? - Oh, yeah. Everything's just fine. 558 00:36:32,404 --> 00:36:33,803 Still here. 559 00:36:36,810 --> 00:36:39,574 And what about you know who? 560 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:41,538 Who? 561 00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:45,107 Who? The enchanted peasant girl, you idiot. 562 00:36:45,185 --> 00:36:47,016 - That's who. - Oh, yeah. 563 00:36:47,087 --> 00:36:49,419 - Is she safe? - Ja. Yes, of course. 564 00:36:49,489 --> 00:36:52,253 Good. Good. Oh, that's good. 565 00:36:52,325 --> 00:36:54,885 You see, my plan, it is working. 566 00:36:54,961 --> 00:36:58,488 We have succeed to get her and the jewels out of Hauptmann-Koenig. 567 00:36:58,565 --> 00:37:01,534 In a few weeks, we be off to Bermuda. 568 00:37:01,601 --> 00:37:02,966 Bermuda. 569 00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:07,666 Never to return to that queen and that armpit of country again. 570 00:37:09,676 --> 00:37:11,473 What country is that? 571 00:37:16,117 --> 00:37:18,881 Hauptmann-Koenig, stupid! 572 00:37:35,002 --> 00:37:38,062 I'm sorry, honey, but the bartender's never heard of yak's milk, 573 00:37:38,139 --> 00:37:40,369 so I brought you Pepsi instead. 574 00:37:40,441 --> 00:37:42,909 - You want to run a tab? - Yeah, thanks. 575 00:37:42,977 --> 00:37:47,573 It's diet soda. No calories, no sugar, no caffeine. 576 00:37:47,648 --> 00:37:50,550 Oh, we had something like that back home called water. 577 00:37:50,619 --> 00:37:52,519 This is easier to find. 578 00:37:54,022 --> 00:37:55,717 Well, I love this place. 579 00:37:58,994 --> 00:38:00,052 Mmm. 580 00:38:00,963 --> 00:38:02,123 Good. 581 00:38:04,433 --> 00:38:07,766 - Do you want to dance? - Oh, I'd love to. 582 00:38:08,470 --> 00:38:10,131 All right, let's go! 583 00:38:13,942 --> 00:38:16,240 - Hi, precious. - I think he's cute. 584 00:38:20,649 --> 00:38:22,981 - Hello, beautiful. - Hello. 585 00:38:23,986 --> 00:38:26,318 - Are you a general? - I'm a notary public. 586 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:28,983 - You want to dance, baby? - I already have a man. 587 00:38:31,628 --> 00:38:33,528 Come on, feel the beat. 588 00:38:34,998 --> 00:38:36,124 Okay. 589 00:38:39,903 --> 00:38:41,063 That's it. 590 00:38:41,137 --> 00:38:43,662 Are you under some kind of a spell? 591 00:38:46,342 --> 00:38:49,243 - Come on, Jessie, follow me. - I'm trying. 592 00:39:02,158 --> 00:39:06,493 Wait. Wait. That's not dancing. 593 00:39:06,563 --> 00:39:09,726 That's not dancing. This is dancing. 594 00:39:55,447 --> 00:39:59,884 I've danced alone a thousand times 595 00:40:02,187 --> 00:40:07,819 To songs that no one else could even hear 596 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:14,096 I've reached into the flame of love 597 00:40:15,567 --> 00:40:21,165 I couldn't hold it And it disappeared 598 00:40:22,174 --> 00:40:26,235 I've lived to learn to hate the blues 599 00:40:28,848 --> 00:40:33,080 I've lived with everything but you 600 00:40:33,219 --> 00:40:35,881 I can't believe my eyes 601 00:40:35,955 --> 00:40:38,321 I see you here 602 00:40:38,391 --> 00:40:40,052 Looking just the way you should 603 00:40:40,493 --> 00:40:42,154 Now, you comfortable? 604 00:40:42,995 --> 00:40:48,126 As comfortable as I can be in front of the probing eye of the camera. 605 00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,395 Oh, come on, you're not on national television. 606 00:40:50,469 --> 00:40:53,632 This is just your own personal dating videocassette. 607 00:40:54,508 --> 00:40:56,476 Now, relax. We're rolling. 608 00:40:56,543 --> 00:40:58,477 Okay. What is your name? 609 00:40:59,346 --> 00:41:00,745 I am Mr... 610 00:41:02,682 --> 00:41:04,980 - Jones. - Good. Very good. 611 00:41:05,052 --> 00:41:09,955 And, Mr. Jones, what is it that you do for a living? 612 00:41:10,023 --> 00:41:12,218 Well, I am the manager of a major... 613 00:41:13,894 --> 00:41:15,293 Dog... 614 00:41:15,362 --> 00:41:16,795 Pet... 615 00:41:16,863 --> 00:41:19,423 A major pet emporium. 616 00:41:22,169 --> 00:41:27,368 Now, tell me, what is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you? 617 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:30,575 That would have to be knee surgery. 618 00:41:31,846 --> 00:41:34,406 You know, I think we should take a different tack. 619 00:41:45,359 --> 00:41:47,759 - Is this your cottage? - Yeah. 620 00:41:47,829 --> 00:41:50,320 Your mother must be a very wealthy lady. 621 00:41:50,398 --> 00:41:53,663 Well, as a matter of fact, she does have her own business, 622 00:41:53,734 --> 00:41:56,726 but we don't want to discuss it with her. Okay? 623 00:41:56,804 --> 00:41:59,170 We'll just... We'll be very quiet. 624 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,037 - Okay. - Okay. 625 00:42:06,013 --> 00:42:08,949 Here is our dating dossier. 626 00:42:09,017 --> 00:42:11,952 You just look under the category that you're interested in. 627 00:42:12,020 --> 00:42:16,047 Age range, personality preferences. You know, it's all listed. 628 00:42:16,125 --> 00:42:18,958 - Oh, you're home late. - Oh, yeah. 629 00:42:19,561 --> 00:42:21,495 Stopped off to look at an apartment. 630 00:42:21,563 --> 00:42:24,031 Well, you know, it wouldn't be the end of the world if you stayed here. 631 00:42:24,099 --> 00:42:27,865 This is a perfectly nice, normal home. 632 00:42:28,303 --> 00:42:31,397 Mom, I'm a big boy now. 633 00:42:31,473 --> 00:42:33,771 I need to be on my own, okay? 634 00:42:35,077 --> 00:42:36,442 Good night. 635 00:42:40,883 --> 00:42:43,943 - What are you doing? - Oh, I've changed my mind. 636 00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:45,988 I've made a terrible mistake. 637 00:42:46,055 --> 00:42:48,216 You don't know me. I have never been here. 638 00:42:48,291 --> 00:42:49,883 You have never seen me. 639 00:42:51,394 --> 00:42:53,726 I have never ever... Oh, I'm sorry. 640 00:42:53,796 --> 00:42:57,232 Here's $10. Here's money for the tape. 641 00:42:57,300 --> 00:42:59,427 I'll pay for that. Send me the bill. 642 00:43:01,671 --> 00:43:04,970 Wow. This is a palace. 643 00:43:14,684 --> 00:43:16,652 I love the 20th century. 644 00:43:22,059 --> 00:43:24,254 This little painting looks so real. 645 00:43:25,095 --> 00:43:27,563 It must have been done by a great artist. 646 00:43:28,532 --> 00:43:31,797 It's a snapshot taken by my Uncle Bob. 647 00:43:31,869 --> 00:43:33,837 That's my dad. 648 00:43:33,904 --> 00:43:37,670 He... He passed away a couple of months after that was taken. 649 00:43:39,743 --> 00:43:41,938 You both have the same smile. 650 00:43:43,781 --> 00:43:46,773 I wish I had a snapshot painting of my family. 651 00:43:48,452 --> 00:43:50,249 I miss them so much. 652 00:43:50,921 --> 00:43:54,118 Yeah. I know what you mean. 653 00:43:56,927 --> 00:44:02,730 You know, sometimes I can picture myself back in your time. 654 00:44:03,868 --> 00:44:08,601 A prince alone in a strange land, armed only with my sword, 655 00:44:08,673 --> 00:44:10,334 taking on the world for love. 656 00:44:14,145 --> 00:44:18,081 - It's just a fantasy. - No, you are a prince. 657 00:44:18,149 --> 00:44:21,141 As great and valiant as there ever was. 658 00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:28,023 I'm so glad I'm not alone anymore. 659 00:44:28,093 --> 00:44:30,459 I'm never going to leave you alone. 660 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,732 Good night. 661 00:45:06,365 --> 00:45:11,393 Girl, there's so much in this world that I'm sure of 662 00:45:14,107 --> 00:45:19,704 But, girl, I believe what I need now is your love 663 00:45:22,716 --> 00:45:25,913 The way you touch me with your eyes 664 00:45:26,620 --> 00:45:29,453 The way you heat me up inside 665 00:45:29,523 --> 00:45:31,957 Is why I want you 666 00:45:32,025 --> 00:45:35,654 And I want you to feel the way that I do 667 00:45:35,729 --> 00:45:39,256 Like I do, like I do I want you 668 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:43,165 And I want you to feel the way that I do 669 00:45:44,304 --> 00:45:46,602 Like I do, like I do 670 00:45:46,673 --> 00:45:49,700 Got to say the words you've got 671 00:45:50,445 --> 00:45:53,346 Of all the things that get me hot 672 00:45:53,414 --> 00:45:55,712 That's why I want you 673 00:45:55,783 --> 00:45:58,980 And I want you to feel the way that I do 674 00:45:59,587 --> 00:46:03,182 Like I do, like I do I want you 675 00:46:03,791 --> 00:46:07,454 And I want you to feel the way that I do 676 00:46:07,528 --> 00:46:09,291 Like I do, like I do 677 00:46:09,364 --> 00:46:12,265 You, cooking? What's the occasion? 678 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,891 - I'm hungry. - Uh-huh. 679 00:46:13,968 --> 00:46:16,903 And, by the way, who's in the bathroom? 680 00:46:16,971 --> 00:46:19,872 A friend. No questions, please. 681 00:46:19,941 --> 00:46:22,102 I always respect your privacy. 682 00:46:22,176 --> 00:46:25,635 - Did you sleep with this friend? - No, I slept on the couch, thank you. 683 00:46:25,714 --> 00:46:27,375 And, Mom, thanks for respecting my privacy. 684 00:46:28,617 --> 00:46:29,914 No problem. 685 00:46:29,985 --> 00:46:31,748 - Where'd you meet her? - At work. 686 00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:34,152 She's a model. 687 00:46:34,223 --> 00:46:36,851 Foreign, I think from Bavaria. 688 00:46:36,925 --> 00:46:40,452 Bavaria. Oh, your father always claimed to have royal Bavarian blood. 689 00:46:40,529 --> 00:46:43,123 Of course, he also claimed to be a Harvard graduate, 690 00:46:43,198 --> 00:46:46,326 the only one who ever worked at Abe's Fish Market. 691 00:46:46,935 --> 00:46:51,167 - Did you ever hear of a Prince William? - No, but I'd sure like to meet one. 692 00:46:52,975 --> 00:46:55,500 - Am I going to meet her? - No. 693 00:46:56,345 --> 00:46:57,778 That's my kid. 694 00:46:59,681 --> 00:47:00,807 Jessie. 695 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:05,916 Good morning. Jessie. 696 00:47:08,057 --> 00:47:11,788 Will you stop doing that? I can't tell if you're kidding or not. 697 00:47:13,096 --> 00:47:14,324 Jessie? 698 00:47:14,864 --> 00:47:15,922 Hello? 699 00:47:17,133 --> 00:47:18,828 Oh, no. 700 00:47:20,270 --> 00:47:24,707 Come on, Jessie. Come on. You're real. Yes, you are. 701 00:47:25,408 --> 00:47:27,706 Come on. Come on, baby. Come on. 702 00:47:31,114 --> 00:47:34,413 Don't... Don't... Don't be a dummy now! 703 00:47:34,951 --> 00:47:36,543 Come on, please. 704 00:47:36,986 --> 00:47:38,510 You're so hard. 705 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:44,185 I'm talking to a dummy. I was dancing with a dummy. 706 00:47:44,261 --> 00:47:46,661 Breakfast. Come on, eat! 707 00:47:52,369 --> 00:47:53,802 Oh, God. 708 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:56,830 Come on, honey. 709 00:47:57,775 --> 00:48:00,335 Jason, what are you doing? 710 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:03,042 This is the girl you brought home last night? 711 00:48:03,113 --> 00:48:07,675 - It's not what you're thinking, Mom. - And you want your own apartment. 712 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:30,171 I've danced alone a thousand times 713 00:48:32,043 --> 00:48:35,479 To songs that no one else could even hear 714 00:48:35,547 --> 00:48:38,380 Care for anything else? 715 00:48:38,450 --> 00:48:40,782 - Either of you? - No, thank you. 716 00:48:41,253 --> 00:48:43,983 I've reached into the flame of love 717 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:48,250 I couldn't hold it And it disappeared 718 00:48:48,326 --> 00:48:49,918 Thank you. 719 00:48:49,995 --> 00:48:52,294 Darling, I need the banner over here. 720 00:48:52,365 --> 00:48:56,233 Yes, oh, that looks smashing, fellows. You're doing a wonderful job. 721 00:48:56,302 --> 00:48:59,203 - Hollywood, you got a second? - Always have time for a man in uniform. 722 00:48:59,272 --> 00:49:02,571 Yeah, how can I get Gail over in Perfumes to notice me? 723 00:49:02,642 --> 00:49:04,200 Well, now, Andy, I am flattered. 724 00:49:04,277 --> 00:49:06,336 Of all the people here at Prince and Company, 725 00:49:06,412 --> 00:49:09,575 you've chosen counsel from the Gangster of Love. 726 00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:11,845 No one else had any ideas. 727 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:12,976 Mmm-hmm. 728 00:49:13,052 --> 00:49:14,349 - Gail in Perfumes? - Yeah. 729 00:49:14,420 --> 00:49:16,945 Andy, she is not good enough for you. 730 00:49:17,023 --> 00:49:18,820 You have made overtures for the past few weeks 731 00:49:18,891 --> 00:49:20,756 and all she has done is ignore you, 732 00:49:20,826 --> 00:49:23,852 humiliate you and treat you like so much dirt on the ground. 733 00:49:23,930 --> 00:49:26,125 So, what do you think? Buy her chocolates or something? 734 00:49:26,198 --> 00:49:29,862 - Jewellery, baby. Jewellery. - Jewellery. Yeah. What kind? 735 00:49:29,937 --> 00:49:33,566 There is but one kind, Andy. Expensive. 736 00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,609 But, Andy, I think you should ignore her. 737 00:49:36,677 --> 00:49:38,542 That always seems to work best. 738 00:49:38,612 --> 00:49:43,015 Play hard to get. Thanks, homeboy. Knew I could count on you. 739 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:45,051 - Oh, Andy? - Yeah. 740 00:49:45,118 --> 00:49:46,346 Wedgie. 741 00:49:47,854 --> 00:49:52,086 And when you get a chance, I think you need a visit with the Minister of Style. 742 00:49:55,762 --> 00:49:59,220 Oh, Montrose, the Count is here to preview the display. 743 00:50:00,667 --> 00:50:03,966 I'm not superstitious, but are you sure you're supposed to be out in the daylight? 744 00:50:04,037 --> 00:50:05,299 Get back. 745 00:50:07,809 --> 00:50:10,073 Hollywood really is a genius. 746 00:50:10,144 --> 00:50:12,442 His designs have put Prince and Company on the map. 747 00:50:12,513 --> 00:50:17,075 - In fact, he is responsible for... - I don't care about this nose hair. 748 00:50:17,151 --> 00:50:18,675 He's nothing. 749 00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,482 Well, colour me hurt. 750 00:50:20,555 --> 00:50:23,524 I want to see the enchanted peasant girl now. 751 00:50:24,726 --> 00:50:27,058 Right this way, Your Assholiness. 752 00:50:27,128 --> 00:50:31,929 - What did he say? - He said, "This room is a total mess." 753 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,662 - Please. - Oh, that's okay. 754 00:50:38,473 --> 00:50:41,704 You know, Count, you should try and lighten up. 755 00:50:41,776 --> 00:50:44,610 Not take things so seriously. 756 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:47,672 Learn to enjoy life more. 757 00:50:47,750 --> 00:50:49,081 Voil�. 758 00:50:52,154 --> 00:50:54,179 - She's gone! - Where is she? 759 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:57,088 Where is she? 760 00:50:57,159 --> 00:50:59,127 - Potty. - Potty? 761 00:50:59,995 --> 00:51:03,021 Search the store! Everybody! We must found her! 762 00:51:03,098 --> 00:51:06,761 And if we don't found her, I will personally chop off your hands. 763 00:51:06,835 --> 00:51:10,464 And for the rest of you, I lock you in dark room with rats! 764 00:51:10,539 --> 00:51:13,804 Big, ugly rats. And that is scary, believe me. 765 00:51:13,876 --> 00:51:16,902 Hold the rats, Your Nauseousness. Here she comes. 766 00:51:16,979 --> 00:51:18,310 Jason. 767 00:51:21,885 --> 00:51:23,409 Jason, come on. 768 00:51:24,621 --> 00:51:25,952 Excuse me. 769 00:51:28,191 --> 00:51:32,787 Why you... Why you dress her in these vulgar clothes, huh? 770 00:51:32,862 --> 00:51:35,387 - Trash! It's absolute trash! - Junior Miss. 771 00:51:35,465 --> 00:51:37,296 Oh, wait, just a second. 772 00:51:37,367 --> 00:51:40,461 That's from our exclusive Junior Miss designer collection. 773 00:51:40,537 --> 00:51:43,131 Good. Plugging the store's merchandise. 774 00:51:45,275 --> 00:51:47,038 Well done, Williamson. 775 00:51:47,977 --> 00:51:51,708 You're like the son I never had, and never really wanted. 776 00:51:51,781 --> 00:51:56,810 This is an insult to my entire kingdom. She is not to be touched again. 777 00:51:59,056 --> 00:52:01,490 We 778 00:52:04,228 --> 00:52:07,857 Have met before someplace, no, what, maybe, yes? 779 00:52:08,632 --> 00:52:10,190 I think I would have remembered. 780 00:52:11,402 --> 00:52:13,336 Well, let's get busy. 781 00:52:14,138 --> 00:52:16,163 We have a presentation. 782 00:52:16,240 --> 00:52:19,801 Yes. Perhaps you'd care to see the rest of the store? 783 00:52:19,877 --> 00:52:23,779 No. No, I would like to be alone here for a moment, please. 784 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:28,480 You heard what the count said. Move! 785 00:52:28,552 --> 00:52:31,680 Everybody to get out. Move! Move! 786 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,717 Oh, my darling. 787 00:52:37,863 --> 00:52:42,323 My darling, very soon, very soon you be alive, huh? 788 00:52:44,803 --> 00:52:50,435 I wait for that moment as the greatest day in 1,000 year. 789 00:53:14,901 --> 00:53:16,630 Get out of the way. 790 00:53:20,573 --> 00:53:24,600 Well, he's a real charmer. Probably grows fangs at night. 791 00:53:25,611 --> 00:53:27,875 - Would you like a cappuccino? - No, thanks. 792 00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:30,278 I'd better get to work. 793 00:53:41,727 --> 00:53:46,130 I don't know what happened last night. I don't even know if you're real. 794 00:53:47,501 --> 00:53:50,402 If you can hear me, I want you to come back. 795 00:53:52,105 --> 00:53:54,437 I need you to come back, Jessie. 796 00:53:56,677 --> 00:53:59,840 Oh, he's in love. Now, who is Jessie? 797 00:54:01,748 --> 00:54:02,806 Her. 798 00:54:03,817 --> 00:54:05,216 Oh, Jason. 799 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,847 Hear that? Hollow. 800 00:54:08,922 --> 00:54:10,787 Now, we do not fall in love with empty things 801 00:54:10,858 --> 00:54:13,122 unless, of course, their daddies are rich. 802 00:54:13,193 --> 00:54:16,629 And in this case, her daddy's a redwood, so I'd forget about it. 803 00:54:16,697 --> 00:54:20,394 Hollywood, last night the most amazing thing happened. 804 00:54:21,168 --> 00:54:22,260 What? 805 00:54:26,207 --> 00:54:27,538 Forget it. 806 00:54:28,243 --> 00:54:29,904 Nothing happened. 807 00:54:30,545 --> 00:54:33,343 Okay, well, in that case, why don't you run down to the storeroom 808 00:54:33,414 --> 00:54:34,676 and get the rest of the wardrobe? 809 00:54:34,749 --> 00:54:37,877 Someone has got to glitz up this presentation. 810 00:54:43,391 --> 00:54:46,690 You little tart. What have you done to my prot�g�? 811 00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:48,422 I'll tell you what. 812 00:54:48,496 --> 00:54:52,557 You let me borrow this fierce necklace and all is forgiven. 813 00:54:54,936 --> 00:54:58,099 Oh, me, oh, my, I'm in love with you, baby. 814 00:55:01,310 --> 00:55:03,244 How did I get back in here? 815 00:55:06,215 --> 00:55:07,546 What's that? 816 00:55:09,451 --> 00:55:11,043 Who's there? 817 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:12,314 Hello? 818 00:55:19,528 --> 00:55:22,759 Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? 819 00:55:22,831 --> 00:55:25,698 You must be. There's no one else here. 820 00:55:25,768 --> 00:55:27,998 Get back, Bobby De Niro. 821 00:55:28,971 --> 00:55:31,496 Some day 822 00:55:39,649 --> 00:55:41,446 Look at me. Oh, how about this one? 823 00:55:41,518 --> 00:55:44,385 - Oh, I like that one. Wait, look at this one. 824 00:55:44,988 --> 00:55:47,786 That's nice. That goes good with your eyes. 825 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:48,947 Hello. 826 00:55:49,592 --> 00:55:51,423 All of you look very cute. Come here, come here, come here. 827 00:55:51,494 --> 00:55:53,860 Come on. Come here, come here, come here. 828 00:55:54,965 --> 00:55:56,193 We are something, huh? 829 00:55:56,266 --> 00:56:00,134 Oh, you are really, really something. Yes. Oh, yeah, really something. 830 00:56:00,203 --> 00:56:03,969 I want you to take hat, both hats, and put it right over your face. 831 00:56:04,507 --> 00:56:05,633 That's it. 832 00:56:05,709 --> 00:56:10,408 You idiots, idiots, idiots! Now get out of here, and go guard the girl! 833 00:56:16,253 --> 00:56:18,483 Would you like to try our Black Forest Dew? 834 00:56:18,556 --> 00:56:21,753 - It's our Hauptmann-Koenig special. - Oh, thank you. 835 00:56:25,062 --> 00:56:29,590 Oh, that smell reminds me of my old friend, Inga. 836 00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:31,658 Poor, poor Inga. 837 00:56:31,736 --> 00:56:34,671 - What happened to her? - She was eaten by a boar. 838 00:56:36,540 --> 00:56:39,941 Oh, well. Oh, you know Jason. 839 00:56:40,011 --> 00:56:43,538 Jason? Oh, yes. He let me sleep in his bed last night. 840 00:56:44,849 --> 00:56:46,043 He did? 841 00:56:47,752 --> 00:56:52,554 Well, if you don't mind my asking, how was it? 842 00:56:52,624 --> 00:56:53,955 Wonderful. 843 00:56:54,026 --> 00:56:57,860 He showed me things I never would have imagined in 1,000 years. 844 00:56:57,929 --> 00:56:59,453 I must go find him. 845 00:57:01,533 --> 00:57:04,058 One of these days I'll rip that wart out of his face 846 00:57:04,136 --> 00:57:05,899 and make him eat it. 847 00:57:05,971 --> 00:57:07,495 Shh! He could be anywhere. 848 00:57:07,572 --> 00:57:11,167 Hey, you, fancy guy. What are you doing with that necklace? 849 00:57:15,614 --> 00:57:18,105 This is property of Hauptmann-Koenig 850 00:57:18,183 --> 00:57:20,708 and they are not for you to play dress up with. 851 00:57:20,786 --> 00:57:23,983 And if we ever, ever catching you... 852 00:57:24,056 --> 00:57:27,424 Listen, the girl is gone again! 853 00:57:30,496 --> 00:57:32,828 What have you done with her? 854 00:57:32,899 --> 00:57:37,393 Just let me figure what I'm doing on the floor and I'll get back to you. Okay? 855 00:57:39,739 --> 00:57:45,143 The necklace is here, but the enchanted peasant girl is gone. 856 00:57:46,612 --> 00:57:50,173 You don't think there's really something to this curse thing? 857 00:57:50,249 --> 00:57:53,047 If it's true, we have blown our trip to Bermuda! 858 00:57:53,119 --> 00:57:54,677 Bermuda! 859 00:57:54,754 --> 00:57:55,880 We must tell the Count. 860 00:57:55,955 --> 00:57:57,183 Egon, you tell him. 861 00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:01,427 Fellows, you are hurting me. That's my earring. 862 00:58:05,065 --> 00:58:07,033 Phone call for Count Spitzle. Urgent. 863 00:58:07,101 --> 00:58:09,433 Please pick up any white customer phone. 864 00:58:09,503 --> 00:58:12,097 - Spretzle. - Spretzle. 865 00:58:13,207 --> 00:58:14,731 - That's good. Count Spretzle. 866 00:58:14,808 --> 00:58:17,299 Hello, Your Majestic Magnificence. 867 00:58:17,377 --> 00:58:20,039 Shut up, Spretzle. I have been looking for you. 868 00:58:20,114 --> 00:58:22,708 Here I am, Your Queenly Greatness. 869 00:58:22,783 --> 00:58:26,014 I told you I didn't want this silly publicity tour. 870 00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:29,817 Especially now when our weather has turned so beautiful. 871 00:58:29,890 --> 00:58:34,224 Also, someone has stolen our precious crown jewels, Spretzle. 872 00:58:34,294 --> 00:58:36,524 Heads will roll, do you hear me? 873 00:58:36,597 --> 00:58:39,327 Yours and those three idiots you brought with you. 874 00:58:39,399 --> 00:58:40,696 - Do you hear me, Spretzle? - What? 875 00:58:40,767 --> 00:58:42,827 If I don't find those crown jewels... 876 00:58:42,904 --> 00:58:44,064 Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I can't... 877 00:58:45,240 --> 00:58:47,470 Oh, this connection, it's fading, Your Majesty. 878 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:51,672 It's fading, it's fading away. I can't hear you no more, you... 879 00:58:52,981 --> 00:58:55,882 Your breasts smell like toe jam. What? 880 00:59:00,688 --> 00:59:03,589 "Dear Count, the enchanted peasant girl 881 00:59:04,659 --> 00:59:07,253 "is missing again." 882 00:59:08,229 --> 00:59:10,129 "Please do not hit us." 883 00:59:14,536 --> 00:59:16,561 Find her now! 884 00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:21,968 This one's too wide. 885 00:59:23,879 --> 00:59:25,073 Wow! 886 00:59:26,482 --> 00:59:28,006 Hello! 887 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:30,745 You know, we can make your home look just as nice. 888 00:59:30,819 --> 00:59:32,446 I don't have a home. 889 00:59:32,521 --> 00:59:35,354 Oh, it's been nice talking to you. 890 00:59:35,424 --> 00:59:38,951 But my friend, Jason, would love furniture like this. 891 00:59:39,495 --> 00:59:42,464 Well, hello again. 892 00:59:43,098 --> 00:59:44,656 This is his picture. 893 00:59:44,733 --> 00:59:46,758 His picture, yes, but... 894 00:59:46,835 --> 00:59:52,273 Well, yes, he looks like he could use some really nice furniture. 895 00:59:52,341 --> 00:59:54,275 Well, I have no silver. 896 00:59:54,343 --> 00:59:57,780 Oh, nobody uses cash anymore. 897 00:59:59,683 --> 01:00:02,777 We'll just put it on his employee account. 898 01:00:03,653 --> 01:00:05,780 What exactly do you want, and when would you like it? 899 01:00:05,855 --> 01:00:07,220 Oh, well, it must be soon. 900 01:00:07,290 --> 01:00:09,918 I don't know how much longer I will stay alive. 901 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:12,161 That's too bad. 902 01:00:12,696 --> 01:00:15,995 Well, I have a delivery date this morning. 903 01:00:16,066 --> 01:00:17,294 Oh, good. 904 01:00:17,367 --> 01:00:22,896 We can have it delivered then, and who knows, you may still be alive. 905 01:00:24,174 --> 01:00:28,406 It must have been something I ate. No more sushi at 3:00 a.m. 906 01:00:28,478 --> 01:00:30,503 What's the matter, Hollywood? 907 01:00:30,580 --> 01:00:32,947 I'm not sure, my man. I'm just not sure. 908 01:00:33,017 --> 01:00:34,917 I just got back from a trip to Oz. 909 01:00:34,986 --> 01:00:36,510 - Where's Jessie? - I don't know. 910 01:00:36,587 --> 01:00:38,782 - What do you mean, you don't know? - Well, she was here, 911 01:00:38,856 --> 01:00:41,518 and when I got back from the yellow brick road, she was gone. 912 01:00:41,592 --> 01:00:43,992 We got to find her. She could be in trouble. 913 01:00:44,061 --> 01:00:45,085 Hold on. 914 01:00:45,162 --> 01:00:48,620 You said you wanted to tell me about last night. What happened? 915 01:00:49,533 --> 01:00:53,970 She came to life. She was alive. I mean, this whole curse thing is true. 916 01:00:54,038 --> 01:00:56,165 I can't explain it. We ate. 917 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,708 We walked around. We went dancing. 918 01:00:58,776 --> 01:01:01,939 - I know you think I'm nuts. - I certainly don't. 919 01:01:02,013 --> 01:01:03,378 This has happened before. 920 01:01:03,447 --> 01:01:05,210 - I believe you. - You do? 921 01:01:05,283 --> 01:01:06,750 Yes, and we better hurry up and find her 922 01:01:06,817 --> 01:01:08,683 because those goony boys are looking for her, too. 923 01:01:08,754 --> 01:01:10,346 Come on! Go! 924 01:01:17,262 --> 01:01:19,321 I can't believe it. 925 01:01:19,398 --> 01:01:21,662 Arnold, Egon, come here! 926 01:01:22,567 --> 01:01:24,398 Look, the girl. 927 01:01:25,137 --> 01:01:27,196 She's alive! She's moving! 928 01:01:27,272 --> 01:01:30,639 - It's not possible. - Yes, it is her. 929 01:01:36,882 --> 01:01:38,372 She know us. 930 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:41,142 Come! 931 01:01:41,219 --> 01:01:42,516 Go! 932 01:01:48,294 --> 01:01:50,023 Oh, she isn't even stiff. 933 01:01:50,096 --> 01:01:51,723 That's for sure. 934 01:02:12,518 --> 01:02:14,247 Can I help you? 935 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:18,518 - Could you make me look different? - Honey, we can change your whole life. 936 01:02:19,659 --> 01:02:23,289 Once you did it for pity And you did it for pride 937 01:02:23,364 --> 01:02:27,198 Oh, you did it for fashion Or some voice inside 938 01:02:27,267 --> 01:02:29,064 Yes, you do it for virtue 939 01:02:29,136 --> 01:02:31,366 Or to prove you're tough 940 01:02:31,438 --> 01:02:34,464 Well, if you're going to do it 941 01:02:34,541 --> 01:02:37,442 Do it for love 942 01:02:38,412 --> 01:02:40,812 Do it for love 943 01:02:42,616 --> 01:02:46,484 Now you've done it for money And you've done it for fame 944 01:02:46,553 --> 01:02:50,250 You might do it for power Or to win some game 945 01:02:52,025 --> 01:02:54,789 You can do it for kicks But that's never enough 946 01:02:54,862 --> 01:02:56,523 If you're going to do it Do it for love 947 01:02:56,597 --> 01:02:57,689 No. 948 01:02:58,733 --> 01:03:01,463 No, no, no, no, no. It is. 949 01:03:02,003 --> 01:03:02,992 Uh-oh. 950 01:03:03,571 --> 01:03:05,300 It is him! 951 01:03:05,373 --> 01:03:07,637 It is him. I knew I knew that guy someplace. 952 01:03:07,709 --> 01:03:10,872 It is Prince William, curse the ages! 953 01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:14,476 Herr Count. Count Spretzle. 954 01:03:14,549 --> 01:03:17,074 Count Spretzle, she's come to life. 955 01:03:17,152 --> 01:03:20,349 - The enchanted peasant girl's alive. - That is impossible. 956 01:03:20,422 --> 01:03:25,359 It can't be. No. She is mine tomorrow. I've spent years calculating the best site! 957 01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:28,760 You know, the exact moment of her re-animation. 958 01:03:28,830 --> 01:03:32,789 Someone has removed the necklace. Maybe she has found true love. 959 01:03:33,735 --> 01:03:36,728 I want... See that guy down there? 960 01:03:36,806 --> 01:03:41,209 I want to kill him, I want to hurt him, and I want to eliminate him now! 961 01:03:41,277 --> 01:03:43,142 Go! Now! 962 01:03:43,212 --> 01:03:46,409 No one, no one messes with Count Spretzle, 963 01:03:47,716 --> 01:03:49,411 and his love life. 964 01:03:50,653 --> 01:03:52,883 Oh, no! What are you doing? 965 01:03:54,490 --> 01:03:57,391 Okay, you mess with Count Spretzle, I shoot you. 966 01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:58,688 I shoot you not through the mouth, 967 01:03:58,761 --> 01:04:01,355 not through the eye, but through the heart. 968 01:04:03,332 --> 01:04:05,527 - Anything? - No, not a trace. 969 01:04:08,604 --> 01:04:10,299 I thought Cupid aimed for the heart. 970 01:04:10,372 --> 01:04:14,070 I'll get you this time, my little sweetie pie. 971 01:04:14,144 --> 01:04:15,975 - What the... - Hit the deck! 972 01:04:17,547 --> 01:04:20,277 - I learned this from the Marines. - You were in the Marines? 973 01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:23,877 Yes, they were looking for a few good men, and so was I. 974 01:04:27,757 --> 01:04:28,951 Okay. 975 01:04:29,025 --> 01:04:32,654 - Okay, we better split up. - Where have I heard that before? 976 01:04:34,197 --> 01:04:37,394 - Get down, honey! Get down! - Get down! 977 01:04:37,467 --> 01:04:40,561 You take the second floor, I'll take the third. Go. 978 01:04:50,681 --> 01:04:52,706 There he is. 979 01:05:06,531 --> 01:05:07,930 There he is! 980 01:05:09,233 --> 01:05:10,723 It backfired. 981 01:05:12,837 --> 01:05:16,068 Wow, what a fit, and no wrinkles. 982 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:18,938 - It's polyester. - Polyester. 983 01:05:19,010 --> 01:05:20,773 What plant is that from? 984 01:05:21,846 --> 01:05:25,613 The New Jersey one. Will this be cash or charge? 985 01:05:25,684 --> 01:05:27,515 Who uses cash these days? 986 01:05:27,586 --> 01:05:29,850 - Jessie! - Jason! 987 01:05:31,757 --> 01:05:33,452 - Jason! We lost him. 988 01:05:38,330 --> 01:05:40,093 I'll be right back. 989 01:05:42,968 --> 01:05:45,198 This time we really kill him! 990 01:05:51,677 --> 01:05:52,939 Hey! 991 01:05:55,547 --> 01:05:57,037 Oh, look out! 992 01:05:58,517 --> 01:06:01,577 Jason! Jason, come on! 993 01:06:01,653 --> 01:06:03,121 Look out! 994 01:06:03,189 --> 01:06:04,816 Stop her! 995 01:06:04,891 --> 01:06:06,654 Get out of the way! 996 01:06:07,493 --> 01:06:09,984 Are you okay? I never thought I'd see you alive again. 997 01:06:10,063 --> 01:06:11,121 What? 998 01:06:11,197 --> 01:06:13,461 I said I never thought I'd see you alive again. 999 01:06:13,533 --> 01:06:15,524 I can't hear! 1000 01:06:15,602 --> 01:06:17,001 Look out! 1001 01:06:19,839 --> 01:06:22,569 Keep going! Keep going! Look out! Look out! 1002 01:06:28,014 --> 01:06:30,312 Get out! Get out! 1003 01:06:30,383 --> 01:06:32,044 Hold on! 1004 01:06:41,662 --> 01:06:43,027 You okay? 1005 01:06:43,097 --> 01:06:44,655 Look out for the window! 1006 01:06:44,732 --> 01:06:46,962 - Go out the window? - No! No! 1007 01:06:54,074 --> 01:06:56,372 - Jason! - Jessie! 1008 01:06:56,443 --> 01:06:59,606 - I can't stop it! - Use the brakes! 1009 01:07:00,648 --> 01:07:02,741 Push the pedal! 1010 01:07:04,351 --> 01:07:05,511 Look out! 1011 01:07:07,454 --> 01:07:10,753 Hey! Hey, come on! Let's go to the store! 1012 01:07:16,164 --> 01:07:18,029 What the heck is going on here? 1013 01:07:18,099 --> 01:07:21,865 Find that boy! He has stolen enchanted peasant girl. 1014 01:07:21,936 --> 01:07:25,872 Montrose. Montrose! Your new assistant, where is he? 1015 01:07:26,875 --> 01:07:28,137 Let's go. 1016 01:07:31,346 --> 01:07:34,941 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. 1017 01:07:38,653 --> 01:07:42,783 We are going to follow fancy pants. And get me out of this armour! 1018 01:07:48,663 --> 01:07:51,962 Wow, she's got a great sense of direction. 1019 01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:07,645 Look, your mother gave me all these people's lives. 1020 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:11,483 Jessie, I was scared I was never going to see you again. 1021 01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:15,615 My love was stolen once before, but it's never going to happen again. 1022 01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:19,594 Nothing will ever come between us. 1023 01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:29,235 Could you do that again, please? 1024 01:08:38,415 --> 01:08:42,647 - Where did all this furniture come from? - It's my gift to you. 1025 01:08:42,719 --> 01:08:46,951 - You bought it? - Yeah, with your little magic card. 1026 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:48,685 Ouch! 1027 01:08:49,426 --> 01:08:52,520 Okay. Okay, look, we're going to have to get out of here. 1028 01:08:52,596 --> 01:08:54,757 - We got to go. They're going to come here. - Wait, where are we going? 1029 01:08:54,831 --> 01:08:58,323 We'll hide anywhere, we just have to get out of here. 1030 01:09:01,004 --> 01:09:03,472 Wait. I love you. 1031 01:09:08,679 --> 01:09:10,169 What is that? 1032 01:09:11,616 --> 01:09:15,916 Oh, it's too late. Look, just stay here, okay? 1033 01:09:15,987 --> 01:09:17,386 - Just don't... - More. 1034 01:09:17,455 --> 01:09:19,184 - Okay, just... - Again. 1035 01:09:19,257 --> 01:09:20,622 Just... 1036 01:09:31,803 --> 01:09:34,203 Oh, Jason, the heat is coming. 1037 01:09:34,272 --> 01:09:36,263 - What's going on? - Where is she? 1038 01:09:38,643 --> 01:09:41,111 That is him. The peasant girl must be here. 1039 01:09:41,179 --> 01:09:42,476 - You're in big trouble, pal. - Listen, I... 1040 01:09:43,649 --> 01:09:44,809 Search this house. 1041 01:09:44,883 --> 01:09:50,480 Check out the back. Nobody escape. Me, I will look her upstairs. 1042 01:09:50,556 --> 01:09:53,218 Hey, no! You can't go up there! 1043 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:55,453 Don't ever, ever touch a count. Okay? 1044 01:09:55,527 --> 01:09:57,825 When I want to go up the stairs, I go up the stairs. 1045 01:09:57,896 --> 01:10:00,831 And I feel like going up the stairs now. 1046 01:10:00,899 --> 01:10:02,389 You have the right to remain silent. 1047 01:10:02,467 --> 01:10:04,731 Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. 1048 01:10:04,803 --> 01:10:07,897 - It's you! - No, it's not. 1049 01:10:07,973 --> 01:10:09,702 You understand these rights? 1050 01:10:09,775 --> 01:10:13,336 - Don't be afraid to use the gun. - You can't threaten my son! 1051 01:10:18,951 --> 01:10:20,943 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1052 01:10:21,221 --> 01:10:23,849 Is everything all right? 1053 01:10:23,923 --> 01:10:27,324 Everything is perfect. 1054 01:10:27,393 --> 01:10:28,621 Sorcerer. 1055 01:10:28,695 --> 01:10:32,426 Oh, my little sweetie pie, you have to come with me because, 1056 01:10:32,498 --> 01:10:35,228 well, we must fulfill our destiny. 1057 01:10:35,301 --> 01:10:38,327 I love Jason. You can't make me go with you. 1058 01:10:45,178 --> 01:10:46,475 Here now, 1059 01:10:50,483 --> 01:10:52,474 my lovely. 1060 01:10:59,159 --> 01:11:02,253 You've even been stealing furniture from us. Shame! 1061 01:11:02,329 --> 01:11:05,765 I didn't steal it. She bought it for me. 1062 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:09,564 - Who? The enchanted peasant girl? - Yes! 1063 01:11:09,637 --> 01:11:11,628 You are a certified sicko. 1064 01:11:13,707 --> 01:11:15,834 And to think I even gave you my flower. 1065 01:11:17,011 --> 01:11:19,309 Oh, look, there's your main squeeze. 1066 01:11:19,380 --> 01:11:22,941 Jessie. Come on, let her go. Look, she's real, I swear! 1067 01:11:23,017 --> 01:11:27,977 Oh, my God! He's in love with a dummy. 1068 01:11:28,055 --> 01:11:30,182 Wait a minute, honey. I was going to do that. 1069 01:11:30,257 --> 01:11:33,955 Okay, we have what we come for. Right? Now, to the airport, quick. 1070 01:11:34,029 --> 01:11:35,792 Just one little minute. 1071 01:11:35,864 --> 01:11:39,061 Count, we have a presentation tomorrow afternoon. 1072 01:11:39,134 --> 01:11:40,499 I know that but... 1073 01:11:40,568 --> 01:11:44,595 And we have a contract that you are not going to break. 1074 01:11:44,673 --> 01:11:47,164 - I know that but... - Grab the dummy. 1075 01:11:49,377 --> 01:11:51,504 The other dummy. 1076 01:11:51,579 --> 01:11:54,707 Easy, easy, easy. All right, it's all right. 1077 01:11:54,783 --> 01:11:58,048 You must be very, very gentle. 1078 01:11:58,119 --> 01:12:01,054 The necklace! That's it! That's what he's using! 1079 01:12:01,122 --> 01:12:04,387 Just take the necklace off, you'll see she's real. I swear! 1080 01:12:04,459 --> 01:12:07,121 - Take it off! - Yes, and I'm Rumpelstiltskin. 1081 01:12:07,195 --> 01:12:09,026 Get him out of here. 1082 01:12:09,097 --> 01:12:10,793 No, no, it's true. It's true. 1083 01:12:10,866 --> 01:12:14,996 No one could make up a story like that, except perhaps someone like myself. 1084 01:12:15,671 --> 01:12:18,834 And, Count, please, don't worry your pretty little wart... 1085 01:12:18,908 --> 01:12:20,842 Face about all this. 1086 01:12:20,910 --> 01:12:24,778 We'll have some very large, armed gentlemen to guard her. 1087 01:12:24,847 --> 01:12:27,816 Tomorrow afternoon, she'll be all yours. 1088 01:12:29,018 --> 01:12:30,713 Thank you so much. 1089 01:12:33,456 --> 01:12:35,890 I never had this problem at Kmart. 1090 01:12:37,226 --> 01:12:38,887 Too much red meat. 1091 01:12:39,795 --> 01:12:41,353 All right, come on. 1092 01:12:44,767 --> 01:12:48,898 So, all we have to do is wait till the presentation is over tomorrow. 1093 01:12:48,972 --> 01:12:51,532 They will hand us the girl. 1094 01:12:53,877 --> 01:12:55,606 Then it's off to Bermuda. 1095 01:12:55,679 --> 01:12:56,976 Bermuda! 1096 01:12:57,047 --> 01:13:00,016 Up, shut up! Go on, get on now. Go, go, go. 1097 01:13:00,083 --> 01:13:01,550 Go, ja. Go. 1098 01:13:07,624 --> 01:13:10,559 I am so sorry, madam, to have taken all your time. 1099 01:13:18,568 --> 01:13:21,628 Once again left holding the bag. 1100 01:13:21,705 --> 01:13:23,229 Oh, nothing personal. 1101 01:13:30,214 --> 01:13:34,878 I've danced alone a thousand times 1102 01:13:36,921 --> 01:13:42,291 To songs that no one else could even hear 1103 01:13:43,494 --> 01:13:48,295 I've reached into the flame of love 1104 01:13:50,268 --> 01:13:55,865 I couldn't hold it And it disappeared 1105 01:13:56,841 --> 01:14:00,676 I've lived to learn to hate the blues 1106 01:14:03,615 --> 01:14:07,517 I've lived with everything but you 1107 01:14:07,886 --> 01:14:10,616 I can't believe my eyes 1108 01:14:10,689 --> 01:14:14,250 I see you here 1109 01:14:14,326 --> 01:14:18,126 Looking just the way you should 1110 01:14:18,197 --> 01:14:23,692 Oh, so good It's too good to be true 1111 01:14:24,036 --> 01:14:27,335 I lived my life 1112 01:14:27,739 --> 01:14:30,435 To be lying here with you 1113 01:14:39,986 --> 01:14:43,444 I'm here to pick up one of my men and take him downtown. 1114 01:14:43,556 --> 01:14:46,389 - We are downtown. - Oh. 1115 01:14:46,459 --> 01:14:52,056 I mean down downtown. Way, way down. He's going to be digging latrines for years. 1116 01:14:52,132 --> 01:14:53,292 Who are you? 1117 01:14:53,366 --> 01:14:56,096 Staff Sergeant Montrose, sir. Butch Montrose. 1118 01:14:56,169 --> 01:14:57,466 What do you want with the prisoner? 1119 01:14:57,537 --> 01:14:59,767 Well, he took a powder, you know. What's that word? 1120 01:14:59,839 --> 01:15:02,399 - AWOL? - That's it. 1121 01:15:04,711 --> 01:15:07,771 He's going to be court-martialed at 2500 hours. 1122 01:15:07,847 --> 01:15:10,873 - You got a name? - Staff Sergeant Butch Montrose. 1123 01:15:10,950 --> 01:15:13,612 Not yours, the prisoner's. 1124 01:15:13,686 --> 01:15:17,316 Oh. Williamson, sir. Jason Williamson. 1125 01:15:17,391 --> 01:15:21,259 - The nut with the dummy! - I know. It's sad, isn't it? 1126 01:15:21,328 --> 01:15:24,126 Hey, Al, take this guy down to the holding cell. 1127 01:15:24,198 --> 01:15:27,759 Give him 307, you know, the dummy kid. 1128 01:15:27,835 --> 01:15:29,359 Thank you, sir. 1129 01:15:31,472 --> 01:15:32,530 Hey, 1130 01:15:34,808 --> 01:15:36,139 You didn't sign these. 1131 01:15:38,879 --> 01:15:40,312 So sorry. 1132 01:15:42,082 --> 01:15:43,140 Ta. 1133 01:15:57,933 --> 01:16:01,061 Williamson, got a friend of yours here. 1134 01:16:07,108 --> 01:16:09,508 Williamson, follow me. 1135 01:16:12,881 --> 01:16:16,248 - I hope this works. - Too outrageous not to. 1136 01:16:21,122 --> 01:16:23,784 Let those feet hit that street. 1137 01:16:23,858 --> 01:16:26,452 - Hey! - We're moving. 1138 01:16:26,528 --> 01:16:27,894 Hold it right there! 1139 01:16:27,964 --> 01:16:29,693 Run, Jason! 1140 01:16:29,765 --> 01:16:31,198 Get back here! 1141 01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:33,164 Get back here! 1142 01:16:34,136 --> 01:16:35,296 Sorry. 1143 01:16:36,572 --> 01:16:37,561 Car! 1144 01:16:39,308 --> 01:16:41,606 - Mom! - Come on, what kind of kid did I raise? 1145 01:16:41,677 --> 01:16:44,168 You got cops on your tail, you keep your head down! 1146 01:16:44,247 --> 01:16:46,112 I have to save her, Hollywood. 1147 01:16:46,182 --> 01:16:48,946 They are guarding her like Fort Knox. But, hold on tight. 1148 01:16:49,018 --> 01:16:51,418 This old bossman's got a plan. 1149 01:17:00,696 --> 01:17:04,827 Sheila Barberstein and her sister. Sheila's father does marvellous work. 1150 01:17:04,901 --> 01:17:07,062 Nice to see you. 1151 01:17:07,137 --> 01:17:10,334 Well, Count. May I call you Gunter? 1152 01:17:11,708 --> 01:17:12,936 No, no. Uh-uh. 1153 01:17:13,910 --> 01:17:16,708 Everything seems to be going very smoothly. 1154 01:17:16,780 --> 01:17:19,442 Well, you better hope it stay that way, huh? 1155 01:17:19,516 --> 01:17:22,849 Yes. Well, I've personally attended to every... 1156 01:17:23,754 --> 01:17:26,450 Oh, my God. Teen-A-Rama, Philadelphia. 1157 01:17:26,523 --> 01:17:29,788 You know what this means? We'll be swamped with teenagers. 1158 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:33,921 - That's terrible, sir. - No, that's wonderful, you tall twit. 1159 01:17:33,997 --> 01:17:37,296 Teens are insatiable consumers. They spend hard cash. Take a memo. 1160 01:17:37,367 --> 01:17:41,064 Mark everything in the Junior Department up 10��. 15��. 1161 01:17:41,138 --> 01:17:43,130 I want to be sure that the Prince and Company banner 1162 01:17:43,207 --> 01:17:44,868 will be prominently displayed on... 1163 01:17:44,942 --> 01:17:47,035 Will be prominently displayed on the screen at all times. 1164 01:17:47,111 --> 01:17:49,443 Relax, man, I'm not the director. 1165 01:17:49,514 --> 01:17:52,745 Is there someone I can talk to who will give me a little respect here? 1166 01:17:52,817 --> 01:17:54,216 I doubt it. 1167 01:17:57,755 --> 01:17:59,689 Thanks a lot. Got to bail. 1168 01:17:59,757 --> 01:18:02,590 Hey, any time. Any time you want the job. 1169 01:18:02,660 --> 01:18:04,184 Good luck. 1170 01:18:04,262 --> 01:18:05,854 - Oh, careful! - Careful! 1171 01:18:11,169 --> 01:18:14,730 Ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin. 1172 01:18:14,806 --> 01:18:18,834 I must say, I did not think that you could pull this off. 1173 01:18:18,911 --> 01:18:21,004 It is very, very dignified. 1174 01:18:21,080 --> 01:18:25,312 Well, thank you, sir. When it comes to dignity, I am the master. 1175 01:18:25,384 --> 01:18:26,749 Yes, fine. 1176 01:18:26,819 --> 01:18:29,652 Then you will reach perfection when you zip up your fly. 1177 01:18:29,722 --> 01:18:31,747 I'm just kidding. It's a Count Spretzle joke. 1178 01:18:33,492 --> 01:18:34,652 Hello. 1179 01:18:34,727 --> 01:18:38,561 Is everything in readiness for our immediate departure? 1180 01:18:38,664 --> 01:18:42,327 - Transportation has been arranged. - Very good. Very good indeed. Very good. 1181 01:18:49,441 --> 01:18:51,807 I don't know if you can hear me or not, 1182 01:18:51,877 --> 01:18:53,640 but if you can, 1183 01:18:53,712 --> 01:18:56,238 I want you to take very good care of Jason. 1184 01:18:56,316 --> 01:19:02,312 He's a prime catch, and you are a very, very lucky mannequin. 1185 01:19:02,389 --> 01:19:04,619 Hey, hey. Who are you talking to? 1186 01:19:04,691 --> 01:19:08,183 Just wishing her luck. She's the star of the show, you know. 1187 01:19:15,135 --> 01:19:17,933 What are you doing here? You're 10 minutes late. 1188 01:19:18,004 --> 01:19:21,997 - I just love all that hair. - Why, thank you. Here, it's yours. 1189 01:19:22,075 --> 01:19:23,235 It's the wrong style, honey. 1190 01:19:23,309 --> 01:19:24,742 Do you really think we're going to pull this off? 1191 01:19:24,811 --> 01:19:27,075 Of course, mi amigo. You better get going. 1192 01:19:27,147 --> 01:19:28,273 Okay. 1193 01:19:28,948 --> 01:19:31,508 Come on, girls. Less than a minute. Let's go. 1194 01:19:31,585 --> 01:19:33,576 The lights. The excitement. 1195 01:19:34,588 --> 01:19:36,351 Showbiz is my life. 1196 01:19:49,170 --> 01:19:51,798 Oh, excuse me. I'm Muriel Dawn Williamson. 1197 01:20:40,956 --> 01:20:44,448 You. You call this dignified? 1198 01:20:45,528 --> 01:20:49,020 Well, I think it's kind of hip in a rad sort of way. 1199 01:20:49,098 --> 01:20:51,532 There she goes! There she goes! 1200 01:20:51,601 --> 01:20:53,159 Come on, baby. 1201 01:20:56,472 --> 01:20:58,303 Once upon a time 1202 01:20:58,374 --> 01:21:01,571 a peasant girl was victim of a crime 1203 01:21:04,313 --> 01:21:06,247 Was frozen ever since 1204 01:21:06,315 --> 01:21:09,648 she dared to love the handsome prince 1205 01:21:09,719 --> 01:21:11,778 Is that so wrong? 1206 01:21:11,854 --> 01:21:15,620 But, alas, a thousand years have passed 1207 01:21:15,691 --> 01:21:19,422 since that spell from hell had been cast 1208 01:21:21,764 --> 01:21:23,255 Where is she? 1209 01:21:24,268 --> 01:21:27,431 Today, my friends, that spell will end 1210 01:21:27,504 --> 01:21:30,268 There she comes! There she comes! 1211 01:21:30,340 --> 01:21:32,604 Ladies and gentlemen, 1212 01:21:32,676 --> 01:21:35,372 Prince and Company is proud to present 1213 01:21:35,445 --> 01:21:39,541 our beloved enchanted peasant girl. 1214 01:21:48,358 --> 01:21:52,260 And here to free her forever with the kiss of life, 1215 01:21:52,329 --> 01:21:53,819 the prince. 1216 01:21:54,598 --> 01:21:56,225 That's my kid. 1217 01:22:07,979 --> 01:22:09,606 Stop this music! 1218 01:22:09,681 --> 01:22:14,516 Stop this nonsense! I will not. I will not let it continue! 1219 01:22:14,586 --> 01:22:19,819 - Count Spretzle... - No one, no one treats my culture like this. 1220 01:22:21,159 --> 01:22:24,720 Someone stop this fool before I strike him with this microphone. 1221 01:22:24,796 --> 01:22:26,525 He's about to ruin my presentation. 1222 01:22:26,998 --> 01:22:29,523 - Get him out of here! - Let's go. 1223 01:22:30,168 --> 01:22:32,227 Outrageous! 1224 01:22:32,337 --> 01:22:33,565 Go ahead, laugh. 1225 01:22:33,638 --> 01:22:37,405 Laugh and have fun, my little stupid Americans. 1226 01:22:37,476 --> 01:22:39,307 Boo! 1227 01:22:39,378 --> 01:22:43,815 Boo to you, too. Boo. Because this party is now over. 1228 01:22:43,882 --> 01:22:48,819 And I am taking my peasant girl and getting out of here. 1229 01:22:48,887 --> 01:22:50,787 Boo! 1230 01:22:50,856 --> 01:22:55,953 Unhand that damsel. I command you to step aside. 1231 01:22:56,028 --> 01:22:58,553 Are you kidding me or what? 1232 01:22:58,631 --> 01:23:01,691 She belong to me. 1233 01:23:01,767 --> 01:23:04,429 She is a living soul. She belongs to no one. 1234 01:23:04,503 --> 01:23:08,496 Then we will settle this like men. 1235 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:17,678 Come on, Jason. For love and honour! 1236 01:23:17,751 --> 01:23:20,914 Come on, Count. For money and Bermuda! 1237 01:23:20,987 --> 01:23:22,011 Shut up. 1238 01:23:23,189 --> 01:23:26,352 I come from a long line of fencers. I have royal Bavarian blood. 1239 01:23:26,426 --> 01:23:29,520 Which I will be happy to shed! 1240 01:23:35,168 --> 01:23:38,035 I wait 1,000 year for this moment, 1241 01:23:38,104 --> 01:23:42,939 and no pipsqueak like you is going to interfere with that destiny. 1242 01:24:06,400 --> 01:24:07,799 Touch�. 1243 01:24:23,284 --> 01:24:24,979 Looks so painful. 1244 01:24:26,755 --> 01:24:27,847 Good. 1245 01:24:41,203 --> 01:24:44,366 - Jason. - Everything's going to be okay. 1246 01:24:47,476 --> 01:24:50,536 Come on, you've got to be kidding. That's not fair. 1247 01:24:50,612 --> 01:24:52,443 So I cheat. Sue me! 1248 01:24:52,514 --> 01:24:56,211 This is my store, my presentation and career. How dare... 1249 01:25:00,322 --> 01:25:02,517 I'm in trouble. Get a doctor, on the double. 1250 01:25:02,591 --> 01:25:04,753 "I'm in trouble. Get a doctor, on the double." 1251 01:25:04,827 --> 01:25:05,953 Stop it! Stop it! 1252 01:25:06,028 --> 01:25:07,086 "Stop it! Stop it!" 1253 01:25:07,163 --> 01:25:09,996 This fairy tale's gone far enough, huh? 1254 01:25:12,935 --> 01:25:14,732 - Come here, my dear. - No! 1255 01:25:14,804 --> 01:25:18,900 No? Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! Look at this! No! Come here! 1256 01:25:20,743 --> 01:25:24,304 Don't you move. You move. Come on. 1257 01:25:24,847 --> 01:25:26,075 That's it. 1258 01:25:27,183 --> 01:25:29,014 Nobody move. 1259 01:25:30,987 --> 01:25:32,215 Come on. 1260 01:25:36,259 --> 01:25:39,023 He's not getting away with this. - I'm right behind you. 1261 01:25:39,563 --> 01:25:41,224 Come on. Come on. 1262 01:25:41,865 --> 01:25:44,959 - Let me go! - You want me to use necklace again? 1263 01:25:45,035 --> 01:25:47,196 Get out of the way! Get out of the way! 1264 01:25:47,271 --> 01:25:49,171 Keep them back! Keep them back! Keep them back! 1265 01:25:49,239 --> 01:25:50,729 - I'll take the one on the right. - Come on. 1266 01:25:50,808 --> 01:25:52,799 - Come on. Come on. - I'll take them. 1267 01:25:52,876 --> 01:25:55,037 Gentlemen, leave them to me. 1268 01:25:58,515 --> 01:26:01,279 - Oh, my eyes. - That's extra-firm hold, too. 1269 01:26:04,788 --> 01:26:07,313 He's taking her to the roof. Come on, we'll take the stairs! 1270 01:26:07,391 --> 01:26:10,326 - Must we? - I'll watch the goons. 1271 01:26:10,394 --> 01:26:14,831 - Down on your bellies, now! - Andy, you're so forceful! 1272 01:26:22,473 --> 01:26:24,737 I do not believe it! 1273 01:26:29,047 --> 01:26:30,537 Let me go! 1274 01:26:36,588 --> 01:26:38,249 I thought you got helicopter for me! What you do? 1275 01:26:39,457 --> 01:26:41,687 I thought this would be more romantic. 1276 01:26:41,759 --> 01:26:43,727 More romantic? Get out of the way, you idiot! 1277 01:26:43,795 --> 01:26:46,764 Stand aside. Dancing strengthens the legs. 1278 01:26:49,701 --> 01:26:51,396 Stop it! 1279 01:26:51,469 --> 01:26:52,731 Jason. 1280 01:26:52,804 --> 01:26:55,365 Go ahead. Make my day! 1281 01:26:55,441 --> 01:26:59,377 Only one little gun? Honey, I am from North Philadelphia! 1282 01:27:02,281 --> 01:27:03,942 - What are you doing? - It's stuck. 1283 01:27:04,016 --> 01:27:05,415 Stand back. 1284 01:27:08,921 --> 01:27:12,914 - I'll take care of this. - No, Hollywood. This is my job. 1285 01:27:13,893 --> 01:27:17,693 You're not taking her to Hauptmann-Koenig, Spretzle! 1286 01:27:19,098 --> 01:27:21,760 I won't allow it! Let her go! 1287 01:27:23,736 --> 01:27:26,569 Hauptmann-Koenig? That dump? Are you crazy? 1288 01:27:26,639 --> 01:27:29,335 We are on our way to Bermuda. 1289 01:27:32,879 --> 01:27:34,369 Look out! 1290 01:27:37,517 --> 01:27:38,848 Allow me. 1291 01:27:40,253 --> 01:27:41,948 - Jason! No Jason for you. 1292 01:27:42,022 --> 01:27:44,957 - Jessie! - I guess I win, right? 1293 01:27:45,959 --> 01:27:47,119 Whoa! 1294 01:27:47,527 --> 01:27:48,721 Jason! 1295 01:27:48,795 --> 01:27:51,559 That must have been very painful, huh? But enough of this. 1296 01:27:51,631 --> 01:27:55,158 Now that we are finally alone, at last, in our little balloon, 1297 01:27:55,235 --> 01:27:58,204 how about a little smoochie-woochie? 1298 01:27:58,271 --> 01:27:59,795 Leave me alone! 1299 01:27:59,873 --> 01:28:01,932 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 1300 01:28:02,008 --> 01:28:05,375 Don't ever, ever refuse a count. 1301 01:28:07,515 --> 01:28:08,709 No! 1302 01:28:11,252 --> 01:28:13,618 - You want me. Come on. Come on. - Stop it! Get away! 1303 01:28:13,688 --> 01:28:16,555 Spretzle, you let her go! Jason loves her! 1304 01:28:16,624 --> 01:28:19,388 Come, my princess, you must learn to obey me. 1305 01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:20,484 Stop it! 1306 01:28:20,561 --> 01:28:23,189 - Not if I have anything to say about it. Jason! 1307 01:28:29,770 --> 01:28:31,533 Oh, I can't do it. 1308 01:28:33,107 --> 01:28:35,940 Good. Good. That's very good. 1309 01:28:36,010 --> 01:28:39,810 - But guess what? I can. - No! No! 1310 01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:45,776 - Let him go! - Down, my little prince. Down you go. 1311 01:28:48,290 --> 01:28:49,951 Goodbye, my little pest. 1312 01:28:50,025 --> 01:28:55,429 In 1,000 years, on a single day, only if you love me, take the curse away. 1313 01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:01,068 Jason, it worked. 1314 01:29:04,206 --> 01:29:05,503 Oh, no! 1315 01:29:05,574 --> 01:29:07,474 Catch him! 1316 01:29:07,542 --> 01:29:10,841 No! No! 1317 01:29:11,913 --> 01:29:13,710 - No! - Oh, no! 1318 01:29:14,883 --> 01:29:17,716 - Count. - I can't believe it. 1319 01:29:17,786 --> 01:29:20,779 We've blown our trip to Bermuda! 1320 01:29:21,758 --> 01:29:22,850 Wait. 1321 01:29:22,925 --> 01:29:27,294 If we be putting him back together and finding him a true love, 1322 01:29:27,363 --> 01:29:29,092 he will be coming back to life. 1323 01:29:29,165 --> 01:29:32,032 Ja. - Wait, look out! 1324 01:29:42,011 --> 01:29:46,107 - Oh, my prince. - My princess. 1325 01:29:46,182 --> 01:29:48,776 - Forever. - And ever. 1326 01:30:02,499 --> 01:30:06,128 And that is the legend of Count Spretzle. 1327 01:30:06,203 --> 01:30:09,036 Of course, nobody really believes it. 1328 01:30:09,106 --> 01:30:12,633 Now, if you'll come this way, I'll show you our Hall of Galoshes. 1329 01:30:14,945 --> 01:30:17,436 Looking in your eyes I see a paradise 1330 01:30:17,514 --> 01:30:22,713 This world that I've found Is too good to be true 1331 01:30:22,786 --> 01:30:27,382 Standing here beside you Want so much to give you 1332 01:30:27,458 --> 01:30:32,452 This love in my heart that I'm feeling for you 1333 01:30:33,330 --> 01:30:38,291 Let them say we're crazy I don't care about that 1334 01:30:38,369 --> 01:30:40,530 Put your hand in my hand, baby 1335 01:30:40,605 --> 01:30:43,267 Don't ever look back 1336 01:30:43,341 --> 01:30:47,744 Let the world around us just fall apart 1337 01:30:48,413 --> 01:30:53,316 Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart 1338 01:30:53,718 --> 01:30:57,552 And we can build this dream together 1339 01:30:57,622 --> 01:31:03,891 Standing strong forever Nothing's going to stop us now 1340 01:31:03,962 --> 01:31:07,659 And if this world runs out of lovers 1341 01:31:07,732 --> 01:31:10,166 We'll still have each other 1342 01:31:10,235 --> 01:31:16,698 Nothing's going to stop us Nothing's going to stop us now 1343 01:31:20,246 --> 01:31:25,115 I'm so glad I found you I'm not going to lose you 1344 01:31:25,184 --> 01:31:29,814 Whatever it takes I will stay here with you 1345 01:31:30,222 --> 01:31:34,955 Take it to the good times See it through the bad times 1346 01:31:35,194 --> 01:31:39,893 Whatever it takes is what I'm going to do 1347 01:31:40,766 --> 01:31:45,294 Let them say we're crazy What do they know 1348 01:31:45,771 --> 01:31:48,002 Put your arms around me, baby 1349 01:31:48,074 --> 01:31:50,440 Don't ever let go 1350 01:31:50,810 --> 01:31:55,304 Let the world around us just fall apart 1351 01:31:55,815 --> 01:31:59,774 Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart 1352 01:32:01,121 --> 01:32:05,023 And we can build this dream together 1353 01:32:05,091 --> 01:32:11,394 Standing strong forever Nothing's going to stop us now 1354 01:32:11,464 --> 01:32:15,059 And if this world runs out of lovers 1355 01:32:15,135 --> 01:32:17,603 We'll still have each other 1356 01:32:17,671 --> 01:32:24,407 Nothing's going to stop us Nothing's going to stop us now 1357 01:32:27,648 --> 01:32:32,585 I'm so glad I found you I'm not going to lose you 1358 01:32:32,653 --> 01:32:37,215 Whatever it takes I will stay here with you 1359 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:42,688 Take it to the good times See it through the bad times 1360 01:32:42,763 --> 01:32:47,325 Whatever it takes is what I'm going to do 1361 01:32:48,236 --> 01:32:52,798 Let them say we're crazy What do they know 1362 01:32:53,274 --> 01:32:55,333 Put your arms around me, baby 1363 01:32:55,409 --> 01:32:58,105 Don't ever let go 1364 01:32:58,179 --> 01:33:02,879 Let the world around us just fall apart 1365 01:33:03,252 --> 01:33:07,621 Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart 1366 01:33:08,523 --> 01:33:12,425 And we can build this dream together 1367 01:33:12,494 --> 01:33:15,054 Standing strong forever 1368 01:33:15,130 --> 01:33:18,793 Nothing's going to stop us now 1369 01:33:18,867 --> 01:33:22,530 And if this world runs out of lovers 1370 01:33:22,604 --> 01:33:25,038 We'll still have each other 1371 01:33:25,107 --> 01:33:30,443 Nothing's going to stop us Nothing's going to stop us 1372 01:33:30,512 --> 01:33:36,678 Ooh, all that I need is you 1373 01:33:37,820 --> 01:33:42,450 All that I ever need 1374 01:33:42,525 --> 01:33:47,189 And all that I want to do 1375 01:33:47,697 --> 01:33:54,227 Is hold you forever Ever and ever 1376 01:33:55,405 --> 01:33:56,702 Hey! 1377 01:34:13,456 --> 01:34:17,484 And we can build this dream together 1378 01:34:17,561 --> 01:34:23,363 Standing strong forever Nothing's going to stop us now 1379 01:34:23,834 --> 01:34:27,531 And if this world runs out of lovers 1380 01:34:27,604 --> 01:34:30,095 We'll still have each other 1381 01:34:30,174 --> 01:34:32,904 Nothing's going to stop us 1382 01:34:32,976 --> 01:34:35,444 Nothing's going to stop us 1383 01:34:35,512 --> 01:34:37,742 And we can build this dream together 1384 01:34:37,815 --> 01:34:39,874 Standing strong forever 1385 01:34:39,950 --> 01:34:41,474 Whoa 1386 01:34:41,552 --> 01:34:43,315 Nothing's going to stop us now 1387 01:34:44,188 --> 01:34:45,553 Nothing's going to stop us now 1388 01:34:45,622 --> 01:34:47,419 And if this world runs out of lovers 1389 01:34:47,491 --> 01:34:50,051 We'll still have each other 1390 01:34:50,127 --> 01:34:52,119 Nothing's going to stop us 1391 01:34:52,197 --> 01:34:55,758 Us now 109101