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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,254 --> 00:00:03,722 Amy: Previously on "Heartland": 2 00:00:05,125 --> 00:00:07,060 Jack: Sorry to hear about the split. 3 00:00:07,127 --> 00:00:08,895 Well, news sure does travel fast around here. 4 00:00:08,963 --> 00:00:11,631 But uh... It's just a break. 5 00:00:11,699 --> 00:00:13,232 Almost makes me wanna work at Maggie's again. 6 00:00:13,300 --> 00:00:14,400 No way. I need you here 7 00:00:14,469 --> 00:00:16,102 to help me with the baby. 8 00:00:16,170 --> 00:00:18,370 Nice to feel appreciated. Who knew? 9 00:00:18,438 --> 00:00:19,472 I was kinda hoping that you might give me 10 00:00:19,539 --> 00:00:21,106 another chance, too, son. 11 00:00:21,174 --> 00:00:22,508 Son? 12 00:00:22,576 --> 00:00:23,843 Wait. Wait a second, we're still talking. 13 00:00:23,910 --> 00:00:25,277 Don't walk away from me! 14 00:00:25,345 --> 00:00:27,045 Shane: Yeah, well, you walked away from me. 15 00:00:27,113 --> 00:00:28,180 Shane. 16 00:00:29,783 --> 00:00:31,083 You can call me anytime. 17 00:00:31,150 --> 00:00:33,284 And think about the summer-- 18 00:00:33,352 --> 00:00:35,152 it's wide open. 19 00:00:38,323 --> 00:00:39,357 He hates me. 20 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:49,132 Tim: Well, bet you're happy to be finished school. 21 00:00:51,002 --> 00:00:53,770 Leave any girlfriends behind? 22 00:00:53,838 --> 00:00:55,105 Nope. 23 00:00:55,172 --> 00:00:57,508 Well, I am really, 24 00:00:57,575 --> 00:00:59,009 really glad you changed your mind 25 00:00:59,076 --> 00:01:00,443 and decided to spend the summer, 26 00:01:00,512 --> 00:01:02,913 because we are gonna have some fun. 27 00:01:04,548 --> 00:01:06,382 They closed that road. 28 00:01:06,449 --> 00:01:08,518 There was a rock slide. 29 00:01:09,452 --> 00:01:11,387 Wiped it right out a few weeks ago. 30 00:01:11,454 --> 00:01:12,622 Shane: Oh yeah? 31 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:13,856 Hey, you know what? 32 00:01:13,924 --> 00:01:15,558 There's an old movie set up there. 33 00:01:15,626 --> 00:01:17,793 It's like an old Western town. 34 00:01:17,861 --> 00:01:19,595 - Really? - Yeah, really. 35 00:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,362 Some of those old westerns are pretty cool. 36 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:24,399 Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, I love 'em. 37 00:01:24,466 --> 00:01:28,003 I think "Stagecoach," remember "Stagecoach"? 38 00:01:28,070 --> 00:01:30,005 "My Darling Clementine," 39 00:01:30,072 --> 00:01:31,205 and "Shane." 40 00:01:31,273 --> 00:01:33,041 You might've been named after "Shane." 41 00:01:33,108 --> 00:01:34,442 I don't think so. 42 00:01:38,713 --> 00:01:40,180 "Desperado," 43 00:01:40,248 --> 00:01:41,749 "Shanghai Noon." 44 00:01:41,816 --> 00:01:44,351 Yeah, well, those movies were made in the nineties. 45 00:01:44,419 --> 00:01:46,720 Yeah. Like I said, you know, they're old. 46 00:01:51,325 --> 00:01:52,392 Yeah. 47 00:01:54,194 --> 00:01:55,562 (Truck rumbles) 48 00:01:58,666 --> 00:01:59,899 (Hoof strikes the ground loudly) 49 00:02:01,869 --> 00:02:02,936 (Bull grunts) 50 00:02:05,238 --> 00:02:06,806 (Snorted breath) 51 00:02:06,874 --> 00:02:08,507 Chad: When I nod... 52 00:02:09,475 --> 00:02:11,242 Gimme a fast gate. 53 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:13,411 (Bull grunts and snorts) 54 00:02:16,616 --> 00:02:17,749 (Gate rattles) 55 00:02:17,817 --> 00:02:19,350 (Bull grunts wildly) 56 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:21,419 Waylon: Hey! 57 00:02:21,487 --> 00:02:22,420 Hey! 58 00:02:22,488 --> 00:02:24,422 (Bull grunts and snorts) 59 00:02:31,029 --> 00:02:32,630 Waylon: Hey! Whoa! 60 00:02:39,871 --> 00:02:41,037 Hey, bull! Bull! 61 00:02:41,105 --> 00:02:42,205 Chad: Wooo! 62 00:02:43,808 --> 00:02:45,075 Waylon: Got 'em! 63 00:02:45,142 --> 00:02:46,509 Chad: (Triumphant laugh) Woo! 64 00:02:46,577 --> 00:02:50,080 Men: Hey! All right! You looked great, kid! 65 00:02:50,147 --> 00:02:51,815 Chad: Not bad, hey buddy? 66 00:02:51,882 --> 00:02:53,549 Chad's riding great! 67 00:02:53,618 --> 00:02:55,652 Yeah, he's got Dad's talent. 68 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,687 All I got are his flat feet and lady hands. 69 00:02:58,755 --> 00:03:00,490 You should get Chad to give me some pointers. 70 00:03:00,557 --> 00:03:01,991 I wanna try bulls. 71 00:03:02,058 --> 00:03:03,626 Well, now, I guess light really does travel 72 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:04,827 faster than sound. 73 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:05,828 You always seem so bright, 74 00:03:05,895 --> 00:03:06,929 until you speak. 75 00:03:06,997 --> 00:03:07,997 I'm serious. 76 00:03:08,064 --> 00:03:09,432 Come on now, Caleb. 77 00:03:09,500 --> 00:03:11,200 A bull'd shake you faster than Ms. Ponaka did 78 00:03:11,268 --> 00:03:14,936 - a few years back. - What's your problem today? 79 00:03:15,004 --> 00:03:16,771 I'm in a bad mood, all right? 80 00:03:16,839 --> 00:03:18,006 It's my ride. 81 00:03:18,073 --> 00:03:19,941 I'm having serious engine trouble. 82 00:03:20,009 --> 00:03:21,143 Tell you what. 83 00:03:21,210 --> 00:03:22,210 Get your brother to give me lessons, 84 00:03:22,278 --> 00:03:24,279 and I got a guy who can fix your ride. 85 00:03:24,347 --> 00:03:26,114 Think about it. 86 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:29,250 (Truck rumbles) 87 00:03:33,555 --> 00:03:37,424 Shane: Hey, Pal! Hey, Amy! Amy: Welcome home, Shane. 88 00:03:37,492 --> 00:03:38,725 Shane: Can we go for a ride? 89 00:03:38,793 --> 00:03:40,327 Amy: What, already? Shane: Yeah, yeah. 90 00:03:40,395 --> 00:03:42,229 Shane: Come on, let's get Pal and Spartan tacked up. 91 00:03:42,297 --> 00:03:44,198 Amy: Well, don't you wanna get settled at Big River first? 92 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,431 You know, I kinda wish 93 00:03:45,499 --> 00:03:48,368 I was staying here with you guys. 94 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:50,203 Tim: Shane! 95 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:51,871 Tim: Hey! 96 00:03:51,938 --> 00:03:53,673 Got you a welcome home gift. (Laughs) 97 00:03:55,476 --> 00:03:56,643 Uh... thanks. 98 00:03:57,545 --> 00:03:59,379 Yeah, you can practice roping him. 99 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:01,580 Cowboys rope steers. 100 00:04:01,648 --> 00:04:03,948 Well, you gotta start somewhere. 101 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:06,351 My dad got me one of these little guys 102 00:04:06,419 --> 00:04:07,986 when I was seven. 103 00:04:08,054 --> 00:04:09,921 Dad, he's not seven. 104 00:04:12,492 --> 00:04:14,993 Could we just go for a ride? 105 00:04:15,061 --> 00:04:17,795 Yeah. Let's go grab the saddles. 106 00:04:25,704 --> 00:04:26,737 What're you lookin' at? 107 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,240 ♪ 108 00:04:36,614 --> 00:04:38,214 ♪ 109 00:04:44,054 --> 00:04:50,292 ♪ And at the break of day you sank into your dream, ♪ 110 00:04:51,194 --> 00:04:52,494 ♪ you dreamer. ♪ 111 00:04:52,562 --> 00:04:55,231 ♪ Oh, oh, oh... ♪ 112 00:04:55,298 --> 00:04:57,233 ♪ You dreamer, ♪ 113 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:03,905 ♪ you dreamer. ♪ 114 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:08,477 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 115 00:05:09,478 --> 00:05:12,280 Lou: Katie's leaked through again. 116 00:05:13,215 --> 00:05:14,582 Why're you looking at me? 117 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:15,850 Because you never pull out the back properly 118 00:05:15,917 --> 00:05:16,984 and you give her a diaper wedgie. 119 00:05:17,052 --> 00:05:18,786 She just squirms when I change her. 120 00:05:18,854 --> 00:05:20,087 I don't need excuses, 121 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:21,821 I need you to give her a bath now. 122 00:05:21,889 --> 00:05:23,323 - Fine. - Thank you. 123 00:05:23,391 --> 00:05:26,326 And please remember to wash under her neck this time. 124 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,462 (Exasperated sigh) 125 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,265 I know it's tough when Peter's away, 126 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:32,832 but she's helping the best she can. 127 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,167 Lou: Well, she better be; 128 00:05:34,235 --> 00:05:35,435 We're paying her double her usual fee. 129 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,570 (Chuckles) 130 00:05:38,705 --> 00:05:41,240 Hey, Tim, where's Shane? 131 00:05:41,308 --> 00:05:43,075 Went for a ride with Amy. 132 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:45,010 Couldn't wait to get away from me. 133 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,513 Can't do anything right for the kid. 134 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,515 He hates me. 135 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:51,484 Seriously, he hates me. 136 00:05:51,551 --> 00:05:53,185 Jack: You gotta stop saying that. 137 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,819 He just needs a little time. 138 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:57,188 Yeah, well, time's up, he's here, 139 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:59,190 and it's gonna be a long summer if this keeps up. 140 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:00,792 Well, what does he like to do? 141 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,661 Well, he likes to... 142 00:06:02,728 --> 00:06:05,730 Get as far way from me as possible, 143 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:07,299 and old westerns, apparently. 144 00:06:07,366 --> 00:06:09,200 Jack: Oh, another John Wayne fan? 145 00:06:09,268 --> 00:06:10,934 No, more like Jackie Chan. 146 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:12,135 Hmm. 147 00:06:12,203 --> 00:06:14,471 I got his attention for five seconds 148 00:06:14,539 --> 00:06:17,007 when I told him about that old movie set 149 00:06:17,074 --> 00:06:18,942 up at Cook's Pass. 150 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,277 Lou: Well, that's something. You could take him up there. 151 00:06:20,345 --> 00:06:21,712 Can't; That road's still closed. 152 00:06:21,780 --> 00:06:23,747 You can't get up there. 153 00:06:26,249 --> 00:06:27,317 Not by car. 154 00:06:28,985 --> 00:06:30,085 Okay. 155 00:06:31,288 --> 00:06:34,056 Hey, Ty. Uh, this is... 156 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:35,057 I gotta go. 157 00:06:35,125 --> 00:06:36,258 This is Waylon Rogers. 158 00:06:36,327 --> 00:06:38,260 He's been on the circuit since I started. 159 00:06:38,329 --> 00:06:39,929 Good to meet you. 160 00:06:39,996 --> 00:06:41,797 Caleb and I got to talking over at the bull pens. 161 00:06:41,864 --> 00:06:45,066 He says you can, uh, super-charge my ride. 162 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:46,000 Well, I can take a look at it. 163 00:06:46,068 --> 00:06:47,869 What kind of bike you got? 164 00:06:47,937 --> 00:06:49,003 Not a bike. 165 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:52,140 (Engine rumbles) 166 00:06:57,713 --> 00:06:58,912 Caleb: (Laughs) 167 00:06:59,848 --> 00:07:01,081 What is that? 168 00:07:01,149 --> 00:07:02,282 It's a bathtub on wheels. 169 00:07:02,351 --> 00:07:03,584 What, are you blind or something? 170 00:07:03,652 --> 00:07:05,853 Caleb: He's a rodeo clown. 171 00:07:07,288 --> 00:07:09,557 I need to jump this sucker off a three-foot ramp, 172 00:07:09,624 --> 00:07:11,692 over a tank full of piranhas. 173 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:12,860 Piranhas? 174 00:07:12,927 --> 00:07:14,227 Well, actually, it's gold fish, 175 00:07:14,294 --> 00:07:17,597 but the crowd's too far away to notice. 176 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:21,701 You mounted a bathtub on an ATV chassis. 177 00:07:21,769 --> 00:07:23,970 And how fast do you want this to go? 178 00:07:24,037 --> 00:07:26,239 Fast enough to jump six feet. 179 00:07:26,306 --> 00:07:27,607 You want this to jump six feet? (Cell phone rings) 180 00:07:27,675 --> 00:07:29,342 Yeah. Are you crazy? 181 00:07:29,409 --> 00:07:30,809 That's what my psychiatrist said, 182 00:07:30,877 --> 00:07:32,678 so I told him I wanted a second opinion. 183 00:07:32,746 --> 00:07:35,347 He says, "Okay, you're ugly too." Heh. 184 00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:39,117 Tough crowd. 185 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:40,318 Think you can do it? 186 00:07:40,387 --> 00:07:42,788 Uh, yeah, I'll give it a shot. 187 00:07:42,856 --> 00:07:44,890 Awesome! Hey, Dougie, 188 00:07:44,957 --> 00:07:47,191 the boxers were s'posed to have the polka dots, not my cape. 189 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:48,325 Thanks for the referral, man, 190 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:49,761 but I thought you were talking bikes, 191 00:07:49,828 --> 00:07:50,928 not bathtubs. 192 00:07:50,996 --> 00:07:53,765 Figured you'd just like the challenge. 193 00:07:53,832 --> 00:07:56,433 So what were you doing at the bull pens anyway? 194 00:07:56,501 --> 00:07:57,434 You're not thinking of uh... 195 00:07:57,502 --> 00:07:59,135 Agh! Why not, man? 196 00:07:59,203 --> 00:08:00,470 Talk to any bull rider, 197 00:08:00,538 --> 00:08:02,338 they'll tell ya it's the best rush there is. 198 00:08:02,407 --> 00:08:04,340 What about broncs? 199 00:08:04,409 --> 00:08:06,276 Mm. I've been doing it for a long time. 200 00:08:06,343 --> 00:08:08,077 Time for a new challenge, you know? 201 00:08:08,145 --> 00:08:09,880 Take it to the next level. 202 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:11,380 Waylon: What part of "Carrie Underwood look-alike" 203 00:08:11,447 --> 00:08:13,282 do you not understand? 204 00:08:13,349 --> 00:08:14,617 Dinner was amazing. 205 00:08:14,684 --> 00:08:17,287 Surprised you can taste it you ate it so fast. 206 00:08:18,555 --> 00:08:21,123 I have to ask... Uh, what's up with the goat? 207 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,160 What? 208 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:26,295 He got me a goat. 209 00:08:27,763 --> 00:08:29,130 To practice his roping. 210 00:08:29,197 --> 00:08:30,932 A goat for roping? 211 00:08:30,999 --> 00:08:32,634 Yeah, that's what I started on-- a goat. 212 00:08:32,701 --> 00:08:34,368 (Laughs) 213 00:08:34,437 --> 00:08:35,970 Tim: And I got buckles for roping at every major rodeo, 214 00:08:36,038 --> 00:08:38,205 so... try beating that, buddy. 215 00:08:38,273 --> 00:08:39,908 Well, maybe I could, 216 00:08:39,975 --> 00:08:41,543 but I'm gonna stick with just one event. 217 00:08:41,610 --> 00:08:43,811 Well, I've got a pretty good track record in broncs too. 218 00:08:43,878 --> 00:08:46,179 Caleb: Ah. Well, I'm actually switching to bulls. 219 00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:47,781 Whoa. 220 00:08:47,849 --> 00:08:49,683 You know, bull riders are like the toughest guys out there. 221 00:08:49,751 --> 00:08:53,687 Mallory: Yeah. Nothing says tough like a full body cast. 222 00:08:53,755 --> 00:08:55,322 Shane: Hey, did you ever ride bulls? 223 00:08:55,389 --> 00:08:57,858 Tim: Yup. Once, and one time was enough. 224 00:08:57,926 --> 00:09:00,726 Always thought it was a little more stupid than tough. 225 00:09:00,794 --> 00:09:02,762 Caleb, have you actually ridden a bull yet? 226 00:09:02,830 --> 00:09:05,230 No. But, uh, maybe tomorrow. 227 00:09:05,298 --> 00:09:07,132 Really? Can I come watch? 228 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,735 Tim: Actually, I have a surprise for you. 229 00:09:09,803 --> 00:09:10,870 Not a goat. 230 00:09:12,138 --> 00:09:13,773 It's a trip, on horseback. 231 00:09:13,841 --> 00:09:15,406 Really. 232 00:09:15,475 --> 00:09:17,809 Like... Just the two of us? 233 00:09:19,445 --> 00:09:22,246 And also, I have a good idea. 234 00:09:22,314 --> 00:09:24,449 Amy and Lou should come. 235 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:25,550 Um... 236 00:09:27,587 --> 00:09:30,588 A family trip-- all three of my kids, 237 00:09:30,655 --> 00:09:31,989 first time. 238 00:09:32,056 --> 00:09:34,157 Really, really fun. 239 00:09:37,395 --> 00:09:39,262 Lou. 240 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,465 Lou, now it was your idea to visit the movie set 241 00:09:41,533 --> 00:09:42,833 - in the first place. - Yeah, Dad, 242 00:09:42,901 --> 00:09:44,468 I said you should take Shane. 243 00:09:45,403 --> 00:09:47,269 You know, this trip should be the two of you 244 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,005 so you can get to know each other better. 245 00:09:49,072 --> 00:09:50,239 What's so wrong with me 246 00:09:50,307 --> 00:09:51,841 wanting to take my daughters too? 247 00:09:51,909 --> 00:09:53,309 You just want us there as a buffer 248 00:09:53,377 --> 00:09:55,912 because you're uncomfortable with him. 249 00:09:55,980 --> 00:09:57,079 I don't wanna go, with him, alone. 250 00:09:57,147 --> 00:09:59,716 You have to come. Please? 251 00:09:59,783 --> 00:10:00,950 I can't. 252 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:02,084 You know, Peter's away at a job interview 253 00:10:02,152 --> 00:10:04,119 and I have to watch Katie. 254 00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:05,988 Lou, that's what you pay me for. 255 00:10:06,055 --> 00:10:07,856 Seriously, go have some fun. 256 00:10:07,924 --> 00:10:08,991 Please. 257 00:10:10,493 --> 00:10:11,860 Covered. 258 00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:13,294 Amy's coming! 259 00:10:13,362 --> 00:10:14,763 Tim: Really? Great. 260 00:10:14,831 --> 00:10:17,332 Okay, so, everybody in? 261 00:10:21,904 --> 00:10:23,505 Okay. I'm in. 262 00:10:23,572 --> 00:10:25,306 (Laughs happily) Okay, this... 263 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:27,575 This is gonna be so much fun. 264 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:29,911 It'll be like our old family vacations. 265 00:10:29,978 --> 00:10:32,247 Great... Just like one of those. 266 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:34,249 (Rooster crows) 267 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,218 (Horses snort and nicker) 268 00:10:39,987 --> 00:10:41,355 Shane: Oh, oh, Amy. 269 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,323 Um, can you show me where to tie off my rope? 270 00:10:43,391 --> 00:10:46,093 Oh, why don't you ask Dad? He's the roping expert. 271 00:10:46,161 --> 00:10:50,164 Tim: Oh, yeah. Let your dad help ya. 272 00:10:51,065 --> 00:10:52,831 Okay, what were you gonna do there? 273 00:10:52,899 --> 00:10:54,267 Here, I'll show ya. 274 00:10:54,334 --> 00:10:55,834 You never wanna put this at the back 275 00:10:55,902 --> 00:10:57,803 'cause you might get your foot caught in it. 276 00:10:57,871 --> 00:10:59,172 Here, move out of the way. I'm gonna show you. 277 00:10:59,239 --> 00:11:01,040 You just wanna keep it up in front, like this. 278 00:11:01,108 --> 00:11:03,142 Wrap it a couple times over the horn, 279 00:11:03,210 --> 00:11:04,343 then it's outta your way. 280 00:11:04,411 --> 00:11:05,878 Now, if you're in roping competition, 281 00:11:05,946 --> 00:11:07,245 you'll probably wanna dally it 282 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,114 around the horn a couple times. 283 00:11:09,182 --> 00:11:11,283 Okay, I've lined up all the pre-pumped milk 284 00:11:11,350 --> 00:11:12,284 on the second shelf. 285 00:11:12,351 --> 00:11:13,785 And do not, I repeat, 286 00:11:13,852 --> 00:11:15,620 do not warm them up in the microwave. 287 00:11:15,688 --> 00:11:17,122 Okay, I did that like one time. 288 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,557 And remember to check the temperature on the... 289 00:11:18,624 --> 00:11:21,159 Inside of my wrist. I've done this before. 290 00:11:21,227 --> 00:11:23,260 Okay, what else? 291 00:11:23,328 --> 00:11:24,428 Lotion. 292 00:11:25,797 --> 00:11:27,164 Katie: (Cooing) 293 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:29,800 Hello! 294 00:11:29,867 --> 00:11:31,168 Hi! Look who's awake. 295 00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:34,238 Look who's awake. Muah! 296 00:11:34,306 --> 00:11:35,906 Okay. 297 00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:37,341 I just bought this. 298 00:11:37,409 --> 00:11:39,109 You need to use it every time you change her. 299 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,176 - Okay? - Got it. 300 00:11:40,244 --> 00:11:42,212 - Really? - What? 301 00:11:42,279 --> 00:11:43,446 Okay, I forget sometimes. 302 00:11:43,514 --> 00:11:45,881 Well, don't. She could get a rash. 303 00:11:45,949 --> 00:11:48,151 Uh, what else? Oh! Here. 304 00:11:49,220 --> 00:11:50,853 Keep this stuffy right here, 305 00:11:50,921 --> 00:11:53,156 where she can see it all the time. 306 00:11:53,224 --> 00:11:54,157 Okay? 307 00:11:54,225 --> 00:11:56,492 She just loves it. 308 00:11:56,559 --> 00:11:57,892 They're ready to go. 309 00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,961 Oh my God, I can't believe I'm leaving her. 310 00:12:00,029 --> 00:12:01,930 Mallory: Come on, Lou, you've left her a whole night before. 311 00:12:01,998 --> 00:12:03,732 Yeah, but that was just at the dude ranch. 312 00:12:03,799 --> 00:12:05,100 This time I'm gonna be away. 313 00:12:05,168 --> 00:12:07,269 Like hours away. 314 00:12:07,337 --> 00:12:09,904 Jack: She'll be in great hands with Mallory, 315 00:12:09,972 --> 00:12:11,472 and I'll be here to help her out. 316 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:13,274 So go have some fun. 317 00:12:15,076 --> 00:12:16,377 It's just a ride. 318 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,079 Okay. 319 00:12:20,549 --> 00:12:22,116 Here you go. 320 00:12:23,519 --> 00:12:24,585 (Moans, reluctant) 321 00:12:26,155 --> 00:12:27,287 (Sighs) 322 00:12:32,393 --> 00:12:35,862 Tim: All right! Let's hit the happy trail! 323 00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:37,797 Amy: (Laughs) See ya, guys. 324 00:12:37,865 --> 00:12:38,898 Mallory: Bye. 325 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:43,502 Lou: Mallory, remember, before you give her a nap- 326 00:12:43,570 --> 00:12:44,703 read two books. 327 00:12:44,771 --> 00:12:46,305 Right. And then you have to sing-- 328 00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:48,207 "Twinkle, twinkle" and "Bah bah black sheep." 329 00:12:48,275 --> 00:12:49,808 I know. 330 00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:50,842 Lou: Exactly. But remember to put her in the crib 331 00:12:50,910 --> 00:12:52,378 before you start singing, 332 00:12:52,445 --> 00:12:54,580 because otherwise she's just gonna wake up-- 333 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:56,282 You're too far away, I can't hear you. 334 00:12:56,349 --> 00:12:58,250 Just nod your head, Mallory. 335 00:12:58,318 --> 00:12:59,984 Just keep nodding. 336 00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:02,720 Lou: Oh-oh-oh! And give her the pink soother, 337 00:13:02,788 --> 00:13:04,189 and her blue kitty blanket. 338 00:13:04,256 --> 00:13:07,659 It's in the basket... (Voice trails off) 339 00:13:07,726 --> 00:13:09,527 Soraya: So what is this, like the fifth day in a row? 340 00:13:09,595 --> 00:13:11,095 Amy told me you can cook. 341 00:13:11,163 --> 00:13:13,130 Yeah, but I like being cooked for even better. 342 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:16,900 Soraya, I need a coffee, quick, and strong. 343 00:13:16,967 --> 00:13:18,535 Like rocketfuel strong. 344 00:13:18,603 --> 00:13:19,803 Special occasion? 345 00:13:19,870 --> 00:13:22,239 Yeah, I might be riding my first bull today. 346 00:13:22,307 --> 00:13:23,407 Are you serious? 347 00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:24,774 Yes, I am. 348 00:13:24,842 --> 00:13:26,009 You know, you should come out and watch. 349 00:13:27,478 --> 00:13:29,779 Shouldn't you be working on the bathtub? 350 00:13:29,847 --> 00:13:31,047 I'm on it, man. I got it. 351 00:13:31,115 --> 00:13:32,582 Thanks a lot. 352 00:13:33,517 --> 00:13:34,883 (Diner doors open) 353 00:13:34,951 --> 00:13:38,487 Long story. Don't ask. 354 00:13:38,555 --> 00:13:40,623 So bulls... that's pretty crazy. 355 00:13:40,691 --> 00:13:42,325 Yeah, that's 'cause Caleb is crazy. 356 00:13:42,392 --> 00:13:44,493 Yeah, and reckless, even for a cowboy. 357 00:13:44,561 --> 00:13:47,396 I mean, everything is full throttle with that guy. 358 00:13:47,464 --> 00:13:48,797 He could really get hurt out there. 359 00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:52,067 So, maybe you should, you know, talk to him. 360 00:13:52,135 --> 00:13:53,535 Well, why don't you talk to him? 361 00:13:53,603 --> 00:13:56,471 Because I don't want him to get the wrong idea. 362 00:13:57,774 --> 00:13:58,807 I care about Caleb. 363 00:13:58,875 --> 00:14:01,443 I just don't... "care" about Caleb, 364 00:14:01,510 --> 00:14:04,011 and... anyway, I thought he'd listen 365 00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:05,346 to an ex-bull rider. 366 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,081 More like a one time, 367 00:14:07,149 --> 00:14:09,683 three second ex-bull-riding fool. 368 00:14:09,752 --> 00:14:11,652 Austin: (Yelling loudly) Soraya! 369 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,020 Toilet's overflowing again 370 00:14:13,088 --> 00:14:14,055 and the floor's like totally covered in-- 371 00:14:14,123 --> 00:14:15,823 Thank you, Austin. Come here! 372 00:14:17,659 --> 00:14:19,060 Come here faster. 373 00:14:19,128 --> 00:14:22,829 Next time that happens, use your indoor voice. 374 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:23,964 10-4. 375 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,101 Sorry. 376 00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:30,570 (Clears throat) 377 00:14:34,242 --> 00:14:36,242 (Stream babbles loudly, birds chirp) 378 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,043 (Horses whinny) 379 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:39,511 (Water splashes) 380 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,690 (Horse nickers and whinnies) 381 00:14:55,194 --> 00:14:56,594 Amy: Hey, Shane, you okay? 382 00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:57,728 Shane: Yeah. 383 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:00,364 Lou: Whoa! Easy, boy. 384 00:15:06,738 --> 00:15:08,538 Tim: Great view, huh? 385 00:15:16,815 --> 00:15:17,981 Waylon: You're up, Caleb. 386 00:15:18,049 --> 00:15:19,683 Chad: Let's see what you got. 387 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,584 Waylon: Come on. 388 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,720 Come on, stay over top of the rope! 389 00:15:23,788 --> 00:15:25,221 Waylon: Let's see what you got! 390 00:15:25,289 --> 00:15:26,722 Chad: You got to hang on with your feet! 391 00:15:26,790 --> 00:15:27,857 (Grunts) 392 00:15:29,059 --> 00:15:30,659 Wow. Impressive. 393 00:15:30,727 --> 00:15:32,295 Almost four seconds that time. 394 00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:35,231 Caleb: Yeah, well, I've never been much for barrels. 395 00:15:35,299 --> 00:15:37,233 I'd rather just try the real thing. 396 00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:39,135 Sorry, man, not yet. 397 00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,635 All right. 398 00:15:40,703 --> 00:15:42,337 You need to quit spurring like you're on a bronc. 399 00:15:42,404 --> 00:15:44,072 Okay, no spurring. 400 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:46,274 So has Ty figured it out yet? 401 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,943 You just brought it to him yesterday. 402 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,445 Yeah, well, I leave for the rodeo tomorrow. 403 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:52,113 We better do a drop-by. 404 00:15:53,049 --> 00:15:54,950 Sure. But you gotta buck me off first. 405 00:15:58,486 --> 00:15:59,619 Waylon: Deal. 406 00:16:01,189 --> 00:16:03,757 (Barrel clanks loudly) Cowboys: Whoa! 407 00:16:03,825 --> 00:16:06,293 (Caleb grunts, cowboys laugh) 408 00:16:10,531 --> 00:16:12,098 Yeah, pretty funny. 409 00:16:12,799 --> 00:16:15,869 Lou: Thank God we made it over that Ridge. 410 00:16:15,936 --> 00:16:17,136 Tim: Oh, come on, 411 00:16:17,204 --> 00:16:18,204 we used to come up here all the time. 412 00:16:18,272 --> 00:16:19,705 Family rides, remember? 413 00:16:19,773 --> 00:16:22,208 Lou: That's why I was having serious deja vu. 414 00:16:22,276 --> 00:16:24,510 That's where you told me that crazy story 415 00:16:24,578 --> 00:16:25,745 about a guy getting mauled by a bear. 416 00:16:25,812 --> 00:16:27,046 That's a true story. 417 00:16:27,114 --> 00:16:28,914 Yeah, it scared me out of my wits. 418 00:16:28,982 --> 00:16:30,415 You remember that, Amy? 419 00:16:30,483 --> 00:16:33,151 Amy: What? No. I... I don't think so. 420 00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:36,621 (Stammers) Do you remember that view? 421 00:16:36,689 --> 00:16:38,590 Well, that would've been a pretty dangerous Ridge 422 00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:40,625 for a five-year-old, Dad. 423 00:16:40,693 --> 00:16:42,261 Yeah. 424 00:16:42,328 --> 00:16:44,461 Yeah, I guess it probably was before your time. 425 00:16:44,529 --> 00:16:46,297 Lou: Okay, we're way behind schedule. 426 00:16:46,365 --> 00:16:47,564 Maybe we should just start heading back 427 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,000 before we start losing light. 428 00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,134 No, we're almost there. 429 00:16:50,202 --> 00:16:51,769 It's just up over the rise. 430 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:53,337 That's what you said the last 10 times we came over a Ridge, 431 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:54,738 or around a bend, or-- 432 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,473 Admit it, we're lost. I knew this would happen. 433 00:16:56,541 --> 00:16:59,210 You know, just like all of those family trips. 434 00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:00,510 We would spend the whole day 435 00:17:00,577 --> 00:17:02,112 looking for some stupid army fort, 436 00:17:02,179 --> 00:17:03,446 or a gopher museum, 437 00:17:03,514 --> 00:17:05,382 or that town statue of two giant potatoes 438 00:17:05,449 --> 00:17:07,517 dressed up like farmers. 439 00:17:07,584 --> 00:17:09,286 Hey! Look at this! 440 00:17:10,187 --> 00:17:12,022 Oh, just over the rise? 441 00:17:14,358 --> 00:17:17,226 Now this is cool. (Clucks tongue) 442 00:17:17,294 --> 00:17:18,394 Tim: "Cool." Ha! 443 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,400 (Galloping hoof beats) 444 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,366 Tim: (Chuckles) 445 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,433 Shane: Come on, Amy! Let's go. 446 00:17:47,501 --> 00:17:49,068 Amy: (Laughs) 447 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:50,503 Tim: Yeah, you guys go ahead. 448 00:17:50,571 --> 00:17:52,304 I'll get the horses. 449 00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,411 Hey, there's a jail in there. 450 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,413 (Half laughs) 451 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:09,520 Dammit. There's no reception, Dad. 452 00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:11,188 If anything happens to Katie... 453 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:14,057 Okay, calm down. You can use my phone. 454 00:18:14,125 --> 00:18:17,027 That archaic flip phone you refuse to upgrade. 455 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,228 I'm sure it works just great out here 456 00:18:18,297 --> 00:18:19,463 in the middle of nowhere. 457 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:22,366 It may not look pretty, but I have bars... 458 00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,134 I have... a bar. 459 00:18:25,403 --> 00:18:26,403 (Phone beeps) 460 00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:28,004 Okay, come on, be quick. 461 00:18:28,071 --> 00:18:29,572 Okay, this is like a family trip... 462 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,374 Yes. One second. 463 00:18:31,442 --> 00:18:32,509 Okay. 464 00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:35,144 Mallory. 465 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,114 Are you there? 466 00:18:38,182 --> 00:18:39,649 I can't hear you. 467 00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,150 Okay, now I can hear you. 468 00:18:42,218 --> 00:18:43,319 How's Katie? 469 00:18:44,587 --> 00:18:45,921 Mallory? Hello? 470 00:18:47,123 --> 00:18:48,390 Dammit. 471 00:18:48,458 --> 00:18:49,525 (Moans) 472 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,006 (Door creaks open) 473 00:19:12,147 --> 00:19:13,179 Yes! Bars. 474 00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:15,782 (Sighs) 475 00:19:16,951 --> 00:19:18,518 Mallory! Oh! Thank God. 476 00:19:19,420 --> 00:19:22,021 Okay, how's Katie? (Lost call tone beeps) 477 00:19:22,089 --> 00:19:23,523 Mallory? 478 00:19:23,591 --> 00:19:25,024 Mallory? 479 00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,360 (Exasperated sigh) 480 00:19:26,427 --> 00:19:28,161 (Wrench cranks) 481 00:19:28,229 --> 00:19:30,062 Ty: Just putting on some new spark plugs. 482 00:19:30,129 --> 00:19:31,897 I found a way to get ram air through the carb. 483 00:19:31,965 --> 00:19:34,367 Waylon: Will she make the jump? 484 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:35,835 Ty: (Sighs, reluctant) I don't know, man. 485 00:19:35,902 --> 00:19:37,135 I don't think it's gonna happen. 486 00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:38,504 It's not really built for that kind of thing, 487 00:19:38,572 --> 00:19:40,272 - you know? - Yeah, well people say pigs can't fly, 488 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,007 but I used to do this bit with a cannon 489 00:19:42,075 --> 00:19:43,442 and a vietnamese pot belly 490 00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:45,309 that proves, with sufficient thrust, 491 00:19:45,378 --> 00:19:47,379 pig'll fly just fine. 492 00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:49,080 (Laughs) You know, I could put a straight pipe 493 00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:50,615 on the exhaust, 494 00:19:50,683 --> 00:19:52,584 but then your engine's gonna sound like a chainsaw. 495 00:19:52,651 --> 00:19:53,818 Hang on. Are you telling me 496 00:19:53,886 --> 00:19:55,687 that you can make this faster and louder? 497 00:19:55,755 --> 00:19:57,455 Slap on the damn pipe. 498 00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:58,590 (Waylon's phone rings) 499 00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,724 I gotta take this. 500 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,825 Hey, Dougie. 501 00:20:01,893 --> 00:20:02,959 Yeah, I'm working on a new gag. 502 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:03,994 Here's what I need: 503 00:20:04,061 --> 00:20:05,863 A speedo, tar, feathers, 504 00:20:05,930 --> 00:20:07,698 an exploding cigar and a trained chimp, 505 00:20:07,766 --> 00:20:10,166 one that don't scare easy. 506 00:20:10,234 --> 00:20:12,503 (Half laughs) Is this guy for real? 507 00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:14,471 He's a rodeo clown, man. 508 00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:15,773 They're a... they're a special breed, 509 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,340 but they're a bull rider's best friend, so... 510 00:20:18,409 --> 00:20:19,575 Hey, I gotta ask, man, 511 00:20:19,643 --> 00:20:21,811 this sudden interest in bulls... 512 00:20:21,879 --> 00:20:23,513 Has it got anything to do with Ashley? 513 00:20:23,580 --> 00:20:25,915 Yeah, 'cause I'm the first idiot to jump on a bull 514 00:20:25,982 --> 00:20:27,817 to impress a girl. 515 00:20:27,885 --> 00:20:29,719 Yeah. 516 00:20:29,787 --> 00:20:32,121 But, yes, Ashley would hate the idea. 517 00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:34,489 It'd make her crazy. Hell, if she found out, 518 00:20:34,557 --> 00:20:35,690 she'd probably drive all the way back 519 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:37,826 just to wring my neck. So trust me, 520 00:20:37,894 --> 00:20:40,128 this has nothing to do with Ashley. 521 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,262 Okay. 522 00:20:49,237 --> 00:20:51,705 Oh my gosh, she's driving me nuts. 523 00:20:51,773 --> 00:20:52,673 The baby? 524 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:53,674 No. Lou. 525 00:20:53,742 --> 00:20:54,809 She can't even get reception 526 00:20:54,876 --> 00:20:56,143 and she's still trying to call me. 527 00:20:56,210 --> 00:20:57,611 I mean, where's the trust? 528 00:20:57,679 --> 00:21:00,714 She wouldn't have gone if she didn't trust you. 529 00:21:00,782 --> 00:21:04,751 And that's why she's on me for every little mistake? 530 00:21:04,819 --> 00:21:06,586 Not that I'm making any. 531 00:21:06,654 --> 00:21:08,822 Even if I was, which I'm totally not, 532 00:21:08,889 --> 00:21:11,424 how would she even know that I'm messing up? 533 00:21:11,492 --> 00:21:12,559 (Phone rings) 534 00:21:14,929 --> 00:21:18,631 Well, why don't you ask her yourself. 535 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,099 Hey, Lou. 536 00:21:22,268 --> 00:21:24,402 Still no reception. 537 00:21:25,404 --> 00:21:27,072 Okay. Lou? 538 00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:29,608 If you can hear me, everything's good here. 539 00:21:29,676 --> 00:21:30,976 Katie's just waking up. 540 00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:32,344 What did you say? 541 00:21:32,411 --> 00:21:34,279 She's throwing up? 542 00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:35,714 Katie's sick? 543 00:21:35,782 --> 00:21:37,515 Mallory? 544 00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:38,516 Mallory! 545 00:21:38,584 --> 00:21:40,718 I'm losing you again. 546 00:21:40,786 --> 00:21:42,386 Really, really bad connection. 547 00:21:42,454 --> 00:21:43,855 What's really bad? 548 00:21:43,922 --> 00:21:45,422 Does she have a fever? 549 00:21:45,491 --> 00:21:47,658 Oh my God, she has a fever doesn't she? 550 00:21:47,726 --> 00:21:48,860 Okay, Mallory, 551 00:21:48,927 --> 00:21:51,061 you need to run a lukewarm bath. 552 00:21:51,129 --> 00:21:53,129 Okay? Mallory! 553 00:21:53,197 --> 00:21:55,665 (Lost call tone beeps) Ugh! Mallory? 554 00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:56,399 (Sighs) 555 00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,505 What, is that old back injury acting up, Dad? 556 00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:03,473 Tim: No. No, no, I'm just a little stiff. 557 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,342 Well, no wonder, after that ride today. 558 00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:07,777 Shane: Whoa! 559 00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:11,747 The bars on this window's really made of iron. 560 00:22:12,816 --> 00:22:14,449 They sure are. 561 00:22:14,518 --> 00:22:16,451 I bet you wish you hadn't robbed that stagecoach now, 562 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:17,953 huh, fella? 563 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:20,756 Not my jurisdiction. So, cool your heels. 564 00:22:20,824 --> 00:22:23,325 Uh... that sounded like it actually locked. 565 00:22:23,393 --> 00:22:25,793 Sure did. He's been incarcerated. 566 00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:27,228 (Door rattles) 567 00:22:27,295 --> 00:22:29,196 No, no, I think it is. 568 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,965 Trust me, it's not locked, you guys. 569 00:22:31,033 --> 00:22:32,133 Amy: Dad. 570 00:22:33,736 --> 00:22:35,102 (Door rattles) 571 00:22:35,170 --> 00:22:36,571 Dad. 572 00:22:36,639 --> 00:22:38,105 It's actually locked. 573 00:22:38,173 --> 00:22:40,074 It's probably just stuck. Get outta the way. 574 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:41,942 (Amy sighs, annoyed) 575 00:22:42,877 --> 00:22:44,477 (Grunts of effort) 576 00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:45,478 Ungh! 577 00:22:45,547 --> 00:22:46,479 Agh! 578 00:22:46,548 --> 00:22:48,214 (Grunts and groans in pain) 579 00:22:49,183 --> 00:22:50,183 Dad, what did you do? 580 00:22:50,251 --> 00:22:51,818 Dad: Oh! My bad shoulder. 581 00:22:51,886 --> 00:22:53,086 He locked me in here. 582 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,220 You did what? 583 00:22:54,288 --> 00:22:56,689 I didn't do it on purpose. 584 00:22:56,757 --> 00:22:58,290 Okay, keys. Let's look for the keys. 585 00:22:58,358 --> 00:23:00,026 They must be around here somewhere 586 00:23:00,093 --> 00:23:01,894 hanging from a hook. 587 00:23:01,962 --> 00:23:02,795 Tim: Oh yeah, I'm sure there's an extra set of keys 588 00:23:02,863 --> 00:23:03,963 lying around here somewhere. 589 00:23:04,031 --> 00:23:05,297 Well, great. 590 00:23:05,365 --> 00:23:06,265 How're we supposed to get him out then? 591 00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:07,266 My God, Dad, what did you do? 592 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:08,834 I was trying to have a little fun. 593 00:23:10,938 --> 00:23:12,737 Just calm down. 594 00:23:14,406 --> 00:23:17,175 I'm really stuck in here? 595 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:23,181 Not for long. 596 00:23:24,116 --> 00:23:26,184 Lou: Dad, come on. This is crazy. 597 00:23:26,251 --> 00:23:28,519 Yeah. So crazy it just might work. 598 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:30,054 Amy: Or it just might not. 599 00:23:30,121 --> 00:23:31,589 Oh, it's been done in dozens of westerns. 600 00:23:31,656 --> 00:23:33,624 Lou: Yeah, with stunt guys and fake bars, 601 00:23:33,692 --> 00:23:36,393 and, Dad, we have to get home. 602 00:23:36,461 --> 00:23:38,161 Tim: It's gonna work. 603 00:23:38,229 --> 00:23:40,330 Tim: Here we go. Shane: Wait! Don't do it. 604 00:23:40,398 --> 00:23:41,431 Don't worry, I'm gonna get you outta there, little buddy. 605 00:23:41,499 --> 00:23:43,333 No. Seriously, stop! 606 00:23:43,401 --> 00:23:45,134 Shane, stand back from the window. 607 00:23:45,202 --> 00:23:46,302 H'yah! Ha! 608 00:23:48,005 --> 00:23:49,639 (Horse whinnes, Tim groans in pain) 609 00:23:49,707 --> 00:23:52,341 Amy: Dad! Lou: Are you okay? 610 00:23:52,409 --> 00:23:54,343 Lou: Are you all right? Tim: Yes, I'm fine. 611 00:23:54,411 --> 00:23:56,980 Tweaked the knee a bit there. 612 00:23:57,047 --> 00:23:58,781 Shane, how did you get out? 613 00:23:58,849 --> 00:24:00,182 The keys. 614 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,617 They were under the mattress in the cell. 615 00:24:01,684 --> 00:24:02,884 Why didn't you tell me? 616 00:24:02,952 --> 00:24:05,721 I did. I said stop, twice. 617 00:24:09,091 --> 00:24:10,357 Oh... 618 00:24:11,259 --> 00:24:13,594 So it sounds like Caleb's going through with it, 619 00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:14,962 and he made a special point of telling me 620 00:24:15,030 --> 00:24:16,396 it has nothing to do with Ashley. 621 00:24:16,464 --> 00:24:17,732 So in other words... 622 00:24:17,799 --> 00:24:19,500 It has everything to do with Ashley. 623 00:24:19,567 --> 00:24:20,601 Austin: Excuse us. 624 00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:23,871 (Toilet thuds onto floor) 625 00:24:23,939 --> 00:24:24,938 Your toilet's installed. 626 00:24:25,006 --> 00:24:25,905 Where do you want the old one? 627 00:24:25,973 --> 00:24:27,507 Uh, not here. 628 00:24:27,574 --> 00:24:29,976 Take it out back, now! 629 00:24:41,121 --> 00:24:42,855 (Cooing) 630 00:24:42,922 --> 00:24:44,356 Mallory: Here you go, Katie. A nice clean diaper. 631 00:24:44,423 --> 00:24:46,725 No wedgie, lots of lotion. 632 00:24:46,793 --> 00:24:49,427 Your auntie Mallory learns quick, doesn't she? 633 00:24:49,495 --> 00:24:50,996 Can you say "auntie"? 634 00:24:51,064 --> 00:24:52,998 (Cooing) 635 00:24:53,066 --> 00:24:54,599 You're a ticklish little one, aren't you? 636 00:24:54,668 --> 00:24:55,768 You got ticklish feet? 637 00:24:55,835 --> 00:24:57,902 (Katie giggles) 638 00:24:59,104 --> 00:25:00,404 Do you want your doggy? 639 00:25:00,472 --> 00:25:02,373 Are you sure want him? 640 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:07,244 He might wanna tickle you too. 641 00:25:21,926 --> 00:25:23,160 What's the matter? Is it Katie? 642 00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:25,829 No, she's fine. It's this. 643 00:25:25,897 --> 00:25:27,698 You still think Lou trusts me? 644 00:25:27,765 --> 00:25:29,932 I don't get what a mutt in coveralls 645 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,502 - has to do with trust? - This a lens. 646 00:25:33,570 --> 00:25:35,437 This is a camera. 647 00:25:35,505 --> 00:25:38,473 This is a video card. It's a nanny-cam. 648 00:25:38,541 --> 00:25:40,009 A nanny-what? 649 00:25:40,077 --> 00:25:42,111 It's for spying, Jack, on me! 650 00:25:46,315 --> 00:25:47,582 Okay, that should hold. 651 00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:49,550 All right, let's go. 652 00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:52,386 Come on. Lou, where's Shane? 653 00:25:52,454 --> 00:25:53,955 Dammit! Someone's gotta find him. 654 00:25:54,023 --> 00:25:56,257 I gotta get home. Katie's sick, I think. 655 00:25:56,325 --> 00:25:57,726 Well, we are losing the light. 656 00:25:57,793 --> 00:25:58,893 Come on, Dad. 657 00:25:58,961 --> 00:26:00,328 But you can't even get up. 658 00:26:00,395 --> 00:26:01,628 Dad, how are you gonna ride? 659 00:26:01,696 --> 00:26:03,597 I'll suck it up. Yeah, he'll suck it up. 660 00:26:03,664 --> 00:26:05,165 Even if you manage to get on the horse, 661 00:26:05,233 --> 00:26:06,867 it's gonna take us twice as long to ride back. 662 00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,103 And on that trail? Come on. 663 00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:10,604 Amy, please don't tell me... 664 00:26:11,172 --> 00:26:14,507 Lou, we're not gonna make it home before sunset. 665 00:26:14,575 --> 00:26:15,843 We're stuck here for the night. 666 00:26:16,777 --> 00:26:18,010 Ugh! Damn! 667 00:26:24,740 --> 00:26:28,610 Lou: I said we're staying the night, Grampa. 668 00:26:28,678 --> 00:26:30,078 Yeah. 669 00:26:31,013 --> 00:26:34,716 Would you just put Mallory on the phone please? 670 00:26:34,784 --> 00:26:36,584 She won't come to the phone? Why? 671 00:26:36,652 --> 00:26:39,420 (Lost call tone beeps) Grampa? 672 00:26:39,488 --> 00:26:40,921 Hello? 673 00:26:40,989 --> 00:26:42,490 (Lou sighs, frustrated) 674 00:26:43,192 --> 00:26:44,625 Shane: Wouldn't it just be easier to text them? 675 00:26:44,693 --> 00:26:45,859 Lou: Yeah, you'd think, 676 00:26:45,927 --> 00:26:48,796 except my dad's too cheap to pay for text. 677 00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:53,633 Shane: So were all your family trips this lame? 678 00:26:53,701 --> 00:26:55,902 You really don't get it, do you? 679 00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:57,170 What do you mean? 680 00:26:57,238 --> 00:26:58,905 Why do you think we came out here? 681 00:26:58,972 --> 00:27:00,907 I don't know. 682 00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:02,709 Hey, I didn't ask for any of this. 683 00:27:02,776 --> 00:27:05,212 My dad just wants to impress you, okay? 684 00:27:05,279 --> 00:27:06,479 So maybe you could lose the whole 685 00:27:06,547 --> 00:27:08,114 too-cool-for-school attitude 686 00:27:08,182 --> 00:27:10,082 and give him a chance. 687 00:27:10,149 --> 00:27:11,450 I mean, if you didn't wanna be around him, 688 00:27:11,518 --> 00:27:13,352 why did you come out here for the summer? 689 00:27:13,420 --> 00:27:15,754 Because my mom works all the time, 690 00:27:15,822 --> 00:27:18,624 and we move around a lot, so... 691 00:27:18,692 --> 00:27:19,625 I guess I thought it'd be better 692 00:27:19,693 --> 00:27:22,328 than spending it by myself. 693 00:27:26,932 --> 00:27:28,333 (Groans in pain) 694 00:27:30,436 --> 00:27:31,902 Oh, good, you found some. 695 00:27:33,171 --> 00:27:34,505 (Wood clatters) 696 00:27:36,342 --> 00:27:38,943 So what's your secret? 697 00:27:39,010 --> 00:27:40,877 What secret? 698 00:27:40,945 --> 00:27:41,878 Why do you get along with Shane 699 00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:43,179 so much better than I do? 700 00:27:44,549 --> 00:27:46,783 Well, there is no secret, Dad. 701 00:27:46,851 --> 00:27:49,919 It's not as complicated for us. 702 00:27:49,987 --> 00:27:50,954 He was surprised to find out 703 00:27:51,021 --> 00:27:51,988 that he had a sister, 704 00:27:52,056 --> 00:27:53,590 but he's known his whole life 705 00:27:53,658 --> 00:27:57,293 that his dad was out there somewhere. 706 00:27:57,361 --> 00:27:59,895 Well, you'd think he'd be happy when he finally found him. 707 00:27:59,963 --> 00:28:01,196 He's had a long time to dream up 708 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:03,966 what his dad was really gonna be like. 709 00:28:04,033 --> 00:28:06,269 He probably had a lot of expectations. 710 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:07,836 (Wounded) Oh. 711 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:10,573 So the reality doesn't stack up to the fantasy. 712 00:28:11,742 --> 00:28:13,541 No. 713 00:28:13,609 --> 00:28:16,177 Dad, it's not like that. 714 00:28:18,213 --> 00:28:19,347 It's just... 715 00:28:20,750 --> 00:28:23,918 It's gonna take some time to adjust, 716 00:28:23,986 --> 00:28:26,688 and I guess I can relate 717 00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:29,623 'cause I don't have Lou's memories of you 718 00:28:29,691 --> 00:28:32,092 when I was growing up, 719 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:34,428 and... 720 00:28:34,496 --> 00:28:36,363 When I was Shane's age, I was still dreaming 721 00:28:36,431 --> 00:28:38,565 about what my dad was really like. 722 00:28:56,116 --> 00:28:57,483 Hey, Caleb, you wanna give me a hand? 723 00:28:58,419 --> 00:28:59,786 Caleb: (Sighs) Okay. 724 00:28:59,853 --> 00:29:01,720 I got a tub in my truck. 725 00:29:01,788 --> 00:29:03,288 Is Waylon gonna be happy? 726 00:29:03,356 --> 00:29:04,723 How fast does it go? 727 00:29:04,791 --> 00:29:06,291 Fast enough. 728 00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:07,659 All right. 729 00:29:08,494 --> 00:29:11,930 Caleb and Ty: (Excited) Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! 730 00:29:15,368 --> 00:29:18,336 (Tub rumbles, Caleb and Ty laugh) 731 00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:19,804 Caleb: Woo-hoo! 732 00:29:19,871 --> 00:29:20,971 Yeah! 733 00:29:23,308 --> 00:29:25,242 Ty: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 734 00:29:25,310 --> 00:29:27,144 (Laughing) 735 00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:30,080 So, what'd you think? 736 00:29:30,148 --> 00:29:31,882 I think it's awesome. I know, eh? 737 00:29:31,950 --> 00:29:33,683 And I think it's my turn. 738 00:29:33,751 --> 00:29:35,017 Oh, I don't know, man. 739 00:29:35,085 --> 00:29:36,219 The steering's pretty tough on this guy, so... 740 00:29:36,286 --> 00:29:38,421 Oh yeah, 'cause you're some kinda 741 00:29:38,489 --> 00:29:41,190 bathtub driving professional. 742 00:29:41,258 --> 00:29:42,325 Come on... 743 00:29:42,393 --> 00:29:43,760 Ty: I don't know. 744 00:29:43,828 --> 00:29:47,230 Caleb and Ty: (Excited whoops and laughter) 745 00:29:48,398 --> 00:29:49,598 Woooo-hoo-hoo! 746 00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:52,000 Here we go! 747 00:29:52,068 --> 00:29:53,836 Woo-hoo-woo! Yeah! 748 00:29:53,903 --> 00:29:55,036 (Laughter) 749 00:29:55,104 --> 00:29:56,304 Easy, easy! The brake! The brake! 750 00:29:56,373 --> 00:29:57,740 Caleb: What? Ty: The brake! Pull the brake! 751 00:29:57,807 --> 00:29:58,974 Caleb: I know! I'm doing great! 752 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:00,141 Ty: No! Agggghhhhh! 753 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,545 (Loud crash) 754 00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:09,350 Caleb and Ty: (Grunting and groaning) 755 00:30:12,988 --> 00:30:16,323 Caleb: (Grunts and moans) 756 00:30:17,492 --> 00:30:19,559 (Tub hisses) 757 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:24,531 Waylon's gonna kill you. 758 00:30:29,904 --> 00:30:30,970 (Fire crackles) 759 00:30:32,239 --> 00:30:33,406 You gonna be okay 760 00:30:33,473 --> 00:30:34,941 looking after the baby all night? 761 00:30:35,009 --> 00:30:36,509 Mallory: Yeah. But this is the last time. 762 00:30:36,576 --> 00:30:39,612 I'm not babysitting for Lou anymore. 763 00:30:41,282 --> 00:30:43,649 Katie's sure gonna miss you. 764 00:30:43,717 --> 00:30:47,986 I'll come visit her, but not when Lou's around. 765 00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:49,721 Maybe you oughta just talk to Lou 766 00:30:49,789 --> 00:30:52,190 before you make any rash decisions. 767 00:30:52,258 --> 00:30:53,658 You two have had your moments, 768 00:30:53,726 --> 00:30:55,961 but you've always been very close. 769 00:30:56,029 --> 00:30:58,931 Yeah, that's what I thought. 770 00:31:03,835 --> 00:31:07,571 (Coyote howls, owl hoots, crickets chirp) 771 00:31:08,506 --> 00:31:10,541 Lou: I had reception like two minutes ago. 772 00:31:10,608 --> 00:31:11,742 This is maddening! 773 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:13,510 Yeah, tell me about it. Can I try? 774 00:31:13,578 --> 00:31:15,279 Lou: Yeah. Good luck. 775 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,981 Lou: Amy, what're you doing? 776 00:31:18,049 --> 00:31:20,616 Amy: Oh, just consider this an intervention. 777 00:31:20,684 --> 00:31:22,118 Lou: Give it back. 778 00:31:22,186 --> 00:31:23,553 Amy: No, Lou. You know you can't get through. 779 00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:24,687 Lou: Amy, give it back. 780 00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:25,755 Amy: Katie is fine. 781 00:31:25,823 --> 00:31:28,391 She is with Mallory and grampa. 782 00:31:28,459 --> 00:31:29,759 Lou: Give it back. 783 00:31:29,827 --> 00:31:30,526 Amy: Lou, I will put it in the fire. 784 00:31:30,594 --> 00:31:32,661 You two, please stop! 785 00:31:32,728 --> 00:31:34,997 It's supposed to be a fun family outing! 786 00:31:35,065 --> 00:31:36,365 Lou: Oh yeah, Dad? What part was that? 787 00:31:36,433 --> 00:31:37,699 Oh, oh, pardon me 788 00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:38,900 for wanting to go on a trip with my three kids 789 00:31:38,969 --> 00:31:41,203 for the first time ever. 790 00:31:41,271 --> 00:31:42,371 You know, I thought it would be a big deal, 791 00:31:42,439 --> 00:31:44,173 but I guess... 792 00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:45,807 Guess I'm the only one who thought that. 793 00:31:48,844 --> 00:31:51,946 (Coyote cries in the distance) 794 00:31:52,014 --> 00:31:53,281 What was that? 795 00:31:53,349 --> 00:31:55,716 Coyote. They rarely eat people. 796 00:31:57,686 --> 00:31:59,787 No, I think just saw something outside. 797 00:31:59,855 --> 00:32:01,055 Tim: It's the light from the fire, 798 00:32:01,123 --> 00:32:02,023 it's playing tricks with your eyes. 799 00:32:02,091 --> 00:32:03,057 I heard something. 800 00:32:03,125 --> 00:32:04,691 (Horses whinny outside) 801 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:05,758 I think the horses... 802 00:32:05,826 --> 00:32:07,494 (Horses whinny) 803 00:32:07,561 --> 00:32:09,863 Oh yes, of course, 804 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:13,733 because horses detect a presence... 805 00:32:16,270 --> 00:32:18,538 Like the ghost of Digger Mckee. 806 00:32:18,606 --> 00:32:20,873 Who's Digger Mckee? 807 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:24,076 The guy who got mauled by a bear. 808 00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:25,478 Here we go. 809 00:32:26,346 --> 00:32:27,846 You know, they say that just before he died, 810 00:32:27,914 --> 00:32:29,348 he shot the bear, 811 00:32:29,416 --> 00:32:32,551 and they both bit the dust at exactly the same moment. 812 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,253 (Footsteps thump on the verandah) 813 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,388 Amy: Dad... 814 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:40,925 And their souls became intertwined. 815 00:32:41,860 --> 00:32:43,361 Lou: Dad... 816 00:32:43,429 --> 00:32:47,399 Tim: So amongst us walks a spirit who is half man, 817 00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:48,599 half beast... 818 00:32:48,667 --> 00:32:50,402 - Dad! - Aw, you just called me-- 819 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,636 Agghhhh! 820 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,537 (Groans in pain) 821 00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:58,042 What the hell are you doing here? 822 00:32:58,109 --> 00:33:00,644 This is private property. 823 00:33:01,579 --> 00:33:02,513 Are you okay, buddy? 824 00:33:02,580 --> 00:33:03,680 No. 825 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,550 What's the matter with you guys? 826 00:33:06,617 --> 00:33:07,617 You look like you've seen a ghost or something. 827 00:33:08,552 --> 00:33:09,718 Tim: That would be you. 828 00:33:09,786 --> 00:33:12,522 What? I'm the caretaker of this set. 829 00:33:14,324 --> 00:33:17,026 I saw the saloon lit up from my place up on the hill. 830 00:33:17,094 --> 00:33:18,094 I thought you were a bunch of teenagers 831 00:33:18,162 --> 00:33:19,462 having another party down here. 832 00:33:19,530 --> 00:33:20,963 I'm sorry, we're trespassing. 833 00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:22,665 We're gonna be outta here first thing in the morning. 834 00:33:22,732 --> 00:33:24,732 Bearded man: This ain't a campground. 835 00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:26,068 Well, I'm a little racked up here. 836 00:33:26,135 --> 00:33:27,702 Yeah, and we only had a couple of hours 837 00:33:27,770 --> 00:33:28,803 until sunset. 838 00:33:28,871 --> 00:33:30,838 And we live all the way in Hudson. 839 00:33:30,906 --> 00:33:32,874 Hudson? It's only an hour and a half from here. 840 00:33:34,310 --> 00:33:35,710 Trust me, it's not. 841 00:33:35,778 --> 00:33:38,713 Well, it is if you take the Flats. 842 00:33:38,781 --> 00:33:40,181 You didn't come by... 843 00:33:41,183 --> 00:33:42,383 (Laughs) 844 00:33:43,452 --> 00:33:45,586 You came by Cook's Pass? (Laughing hard) 845 00:33:46,754 --> 00:33:49,056 It's lucky you got here in one piece. 846 00:33:49,124 --> 00:33:50,191 (Laughing) 847 00:33:51,926 --> 00:33:52,726 Thanks for checking in. 848 00:33:52,794 --> 00:33:53,860 (Laughing) 849 00:33:56,498 --> 00:33:59,399 (Forced chuckle, sighs, defeated) 850 00:34:05,037 --> 00:34:06,170 Lou: 'Morning! 851 00:34:07,105 --> 00:34:09,940 Okay, sleepyheads, sun's up! Come on! 852 00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,741 (Clanks can) 853 00:34:11,809 --> 00:34:13,043 Let's hit the road. 854 00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:14,277 (Groans) 855 00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,079 How's your knee? 856 00:34:16,146 --> 00:34:17,213 (Groans) 857 00:34:18,449 --> 00:34:19,783 It's pretty swollen. 858 00:34:19,850 --> 00:34:20,984 Can you ride? 859 00:34:21,052 --> 00:34:22,351 I don't know. 860 00:34:22,419 --> 00:34:24,087 So what, we have to get you airlifted out of here? 861 00:34:24,154 --> 00:34:26,989 No, I'm not calling in some rescue team 862 00:34:27,057 --> 00:34:28,190 for a bum knee. 863 00:34:28,257 --> 00:34:30,525 So what, you gonna hop home on one leg? 864 00:34:30,594 --> 00:34:31,660 (Groaning) 865 00:34:33,129 --> 00:34:34,529 Hey, I've got an idea. 866 00:34:34,598 --> 00:34:35,564 There's this whole pile of wood 867 00:34:35,632 --> 00:34:36,865 over by the blacksmith's. 868 00:34:36,933 --> 00:34:38,000 I'm gonna need some help. 869 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:44,538 (Groans) 870 00:34:51,113 --> 00:34:53,447 Will you sit down? You're making me nervous. 871 00:34:53,515 --> 00:34:58,018 I'm going over everything I have to say to Lou. 872 00:34:58,086 --> 00:35:00,353 I'm afraid I'm gonna clam up when we're face-to-face. 873 00:35:00,421 --> 00:35:03,389 Since when do you have trouble expressing yourself? 874 00:35:03,457 --> 00:35:05,291 When I'm this upset. 875 00:35:06,227 --> 00:35:07,661 Maybe I should just send an email. 876 00:35:07,729 --> 00:35:09,863 No. No, that's not the way 877 00:35:09,931 --> 00:35:12,699 to deal with something like this. 878 00:35:12,767 --> 00:35:14,066 Whatever words you choose, 879 00:35:14,134 --> 00:35:15,835 Lou needs to hear 'em come outta your mouth. 880 00:35:17,671 --> 00:35:19,138 Ty: Hey, guys. 881 00:35:19,205 --> 00:35:21,306 Um, sorry, to break up your breakfast there, Jack, 882 00:35:21,374 --> 00:35:22,975 but I could really use your help. 883 00:35:23,043 --> 00:35:24,543 Everything okay? 884 00:35:24,611 --> 00:35:26,411 Yeah, I just need to rebuild something really quickly, 885 00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:27,947 and I could use an extra pair of hands. 886 00:35:28,015 --> 00:35:29,448 Oh, sure. I can give you a couple of hours. 887 00:35:29,516 --> 00:35:30,581 What're we rebuilding? 888 00:35:33,218 --> 00:35:34,552 (Gate crashes open) 889 00:35:38,057 --> 00:35:39,090 (Bull snorts) 890 00:35:51,402 --> 00:35:53,837 Chad: All right, Caleb, you ready? 891 00:35:53,905 --> 00:35:54,972 You got that? 892 00:35:56,007 --> 00:35:57,407 All right? 893 00:36:04,915 --> 00:36:06,049 Guy: Hey, Caleb, easy... 894 00:36:06,116 --> 00:36:08,417 (Rope rasps loudly) 895 00:36:08,485 --> 00:36:10,619 (Bull snorts heavily) 896 00:36:10,688 --> 00:36:11,988 (Rope whips through the air) 897 00:36:14,357 --> 00:36:15,892 Chad: It's tied down. Okay, we're all set. 898 00:36:25,667 --> 00:36:27,367 (Gate bursts open, bull grunts loudly) 899 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:28,836 Waylon: (Unclear) In your feet! (Unclear) In your feet! 900 00:36:29,805 --> 00:36:31,906 Cowboys: (Encouraging shouts) 901 00:36:31,973 --> 00:36:33,741 Waylon: Stay over your rope! Stay over your rope! 902 00:36:34,676 --> 00:36:35,609 Hey, bull! 903 00:36:35,677 --> 00:36:37,311 (Bull grunts wildly) 904 00:36:37,879 --> 00:36:40,747 Waylon: Hey, bull! Hey, bull! Hey, bull! Hey, bull! 905 00:36:40,815 --> 00:36:43,049 H'yah! I got him! 906 00:36:43,117 --> 00:36:45,351 See you, bull! Get outta here. 907 00:36:46,286 --> 00:36:48,188 (Laughs) That was awesome! 908 00:36:48,255 --> 00:36:49,388 Are you okay? 909 00:36:49,456 --> 00:36:50,656 Yeah! 910 00:36:50,725 --> 00:36:52,192 You know how people say your crazy? 911 00:36:52,259 --> 00:36:53,259 Well, you're not. You're-- 912 00:36:53,327 --> 00:36:55,028 - Fearless? - No, that's not it. 913 00:36:55,096 --> 00:36:56,762 - Super talented. - I was gonna say-- 914 00:36:56,830 --> 00:36:58,396 - Amazing. - Pathetic. 915 00:36:58,464 --> 00:37:00,832 Caleb, you are doing this for the attention of someone 916 00:37:00,899 --> 00:37:02,334 who's so wrapped up in herself, 917 00:37:02,401 --> 00:37:04,336 she's not even gonna notice. 918 00:37:04,403 --> 00:37:07,005 This has nothing to do with Ashley. 919 00:37:07,073 --> 00:37:10,475 Okay. Just... Just don't hurt yourself. 920 00:37:10,543 --> 00:37:11,977 Don't go breaking anything, 921 00:37:12,045 --> 00:37:14,879 especially that big heart of yours. 922 00:37:17,015 --> 00:37:18,750 Not bad for a bronc rider. 923 00:37:18,817 --> 00:37:19,751 Thanks. 924 00:37:19,818 --> 00:37:20,785 Okay, so, uh, 925 00:37:20,853 --> 00:37:21,819 I held up my end of the bargain. 926 00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:23,520 What's going on with my ride? 927 00:37:23,588 --> 00:37:25,890 Yeah, well, uh... 928 00:37:26,792 --> 00:37:27,892 Thing is... 929 00:37:31,495 --> 00:37:32,996 Caleb: It was an accident. 930 00:37:33,064 --> 00:37:34,865 I'll kill him. Yeah, well, it's not all his fault. 931 00:37:34,932 --> 00:37:36,233 He was the one driving it, right? 932 00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:38,635 You know, that's not exactly important right now. 933 00:37:38,702 --> 00:37:39,936 Waylon: You smashed up my ride? 934 00:37:40,004 --> 00:37:41,437 Easy, now. 935 00:37:41,505 --> 00:37:42,438 You think that tub is a joke? 936 00:37:42,506 --> 00:37:43,439 That's my livelihood. 937 00:37:43,507 --> 00:37:44,607 Look, I'm really sorry, okay? 938 00:37:44,675 --> 00:37:45,941 But I think I fixed it. 939 00:37:46,009 --> 00:37:47,777 So, just wait right here for a second, okay? 940 00:37:48,979 --> 00:37:50,146 Ty find a new tub? 941 00:37:50,213 --> 00:37:51,380 Not exactly... 942 00:37:51,447 --> 00:37:52,581 Oh boy. 943 00:37:52,649 --> 00:37:54,083 (Vehicle rumbles loudly) 944 00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,222 A toilet. 945 00:38:00,290 --> 00:38:03,691 You replaced my tub with a toilet? 946 00:38:04,626 --> 00:38:05,894 You brilliant son of a gun! 947 00:38:05,961 --> 00:38:07,028 That is awesome! 948 00:38:09,064 --> 00:38:10,098 Ty: Yeah! 949 00:38:13,635 --> 00:38:14,735 Caleb: Impressive. 950 00:38:16,138 --> 00:38:17,204 Waylon: Yeah! 951 00:38:19,941 --> 00:38:21,341 (Record button clicks) 952 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,378 (Sighs) 953 00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:28,682 Hey, Lou. 954 00:38:28,749 --> 00:38:31,351 I guess this is like my resignation. 955 00:38:31,419 --> 00:38:35,154 I just wanted to say thank you for the opportunity 956 00:38:35,222 --> 00:38:38,791 to work for such an obsessive-compulsive, 957 00:38:38,859 --> 00:38:41,627 micro-managing, anal-retentive boss 958 00:38:41,695 --> 00:38:43,996 with the most insane expectations 959 00:38:44,064 --> 00:38:45,564 and standards. 960 00:38:45,632 --> 00:38:48,500 Now I know, no matter what life throws at me, 961 00:38:48,568 --> 00:38:50,035 I can handle it, 962 00:38:50,102 --> 00:38:52,904 because I survived working for Lou Fleming-Morris. 963 00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,811 (On the verge of tears) Actually, 964 00:39:00,746 --> 00:39:03,215 I should also say, 965 00:39:03,282 --> 00:39:06,984 no matter how crazy it's been working for you, 966 00:39:07,052 --> 00:39:09,186 I've always respected you. 967 00:39:10,121 --> 00:39:12,489 Always felt like you were a friend, 968 00:39:12,557 --> 00:39:15,192 like we were family. 969 00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:17,995 But I guess I was just kidding myself. 970 00:39:18,897 --> 00:39:21,630 How could you spy on me, Lou? 971 00:39:21,698 --> 00:39:23,666 That's so not fair. 972 00:39:31,654 --> 00:39:35,089 (Engine buzzes, Waylon whoops happily) 973 00:39:35,157 --> 00:39:36,725 So I went back to Maggie's 974 00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,126 and luckily the toilet was still sitting out back. 975 00:39:39,193 --> 00:39:40,694 - Did you clean it? - No. 976 00:39:40,762 --> 00:39:42,329 Lou: Grampa! 977 00:39:42,397 --> 00:39:44,164 Dad hurt his knee really bad. 978 00:39:44,232 --> 00:39:45,533 We need to get him to a hospital. 979 00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,004 Seriously? A travois? 980 00:39:50,906 --> 00:39:53,606 Could this day get any crazier? 981 00:39:56,510 --> 00:39:58,945 Waylon: This is awesome! 982 00:39:59,914 --> 00:40:01,614 Whoa! Sweet! 983 00:40:01,682 --> 00:40:02,749 Waylon: Woo! 984 00:40:05,152 --> 00:40:06,252 (Laughs excitedly) 985 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,555 Get me off this thing! 986 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,160 Where is she? 987 00:40:15,227 --> 00:40:17,362 Uh, in the nursery. 988 00:40:21,901 --> 00:40:24,102 (Nursery door creaks open) 989 00:40:25,637 --> 00:40:26,737 (Door shuts) 990 00:40:29,775 --> 00:40:31,241 She looks fine. 991 00:40:31,309 --> 00:40:33,044 What're you talking about? 992 00:40:33,111 --> 00:40:34,111 (Sighs) 993 00:40:34,179 --> 00:40:36,781 Stupid phone connection. 994 00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:40,851 Hey, she's gonna wanna see him 995 00:40:40,919 --> 00:40:43,019 when she wakes up. 996 00:40:44,822 --> 00:40:48,324 I know he looks creepy, but she loves this guy. 997 00:40:48,392 --> 00:40:50,526 Yeah, well, you didn't buy it for its looks now, did you? 998 00:40:50,595 --> 00:40:52,662 No. It was a gift. 999 00:40:52,730 --> 00:40:55,364 It's one of those stupid nanny-cams. 1000 00:40:55,432 --> 00:40:57,666 God, people are so paranoid. 1001 00:40:57,734 --> 00:40:59,001 I would never use one of these, 1002 00:40:59,069 --> 00:41:00,368 but Katie just loves him. 1003 00:41:02,606 --> 00:41:04,406 A nanny-cam, huh? 1004 00:41:04,474 --> 00:41:05,808 Gee, I wonder how it works? 1005 00:41:05,875 --> 00:41:09,645 There's a record button on the back here. 1006 00:41:09,713 --> 00:41:11,614 You know, this would be really easy to press. 1007 00:41:11,681 --> 00:41:13,948 (Gasps) Katie is always cuddling with this. 1008 00:41:14,016 --> 00:41:17,118 I wonder if she ever accidentally recorded herself. 1009 00:41:17,185 --> 00:41:18,119 We should see if there's anything 1010 00:41:18,186 --> 00:41:19,420 on this video recorder. 1011 00:41:19,488 --> 00:41:21,889 No! I mean... Let me. 1012 00:41:21,957 --> 00:41:23,524 I can just download it on your laptop. 1013 00:41:23,592 --> 00:41:25,159 Why don't we just watch it now? 1014 00:41:25,227 --> 00:41:27,528 You've had a long trip. 1015 00:41:27,596 --> 00:41:30,497 Seriously, I can just edit all the good bits together, 1016 00:41:30,564 --> 00:41:33,033 if there's even anything on here. 1017 00:41:33,101 --> 00:41:35,969 You're right. I should just chill, 1018 00:41:36,037 --> 00:41:38,639 have a shower while Katie's still napping. 1019 00:41:38,706 --> 00:41:39,740 (Sighs) 1020 00:41:39,807 --> 00:41:41,174 Oh. 1021 00:41:41,242 --> 00:41:44,645 And, uh, thank you, you know, for everything. 1022 00:41:44,712 --> 00:41:47,312 I don't know what I would do without you. 1023 00:41:55,321 --> 00:41:58,124 Amy: And then this like giant man-bear 1024 00:41:58,191 --> 00:41:59,558 comes outta the darkness. 1025 00:41:59,626 --> 00:42:02,260 A man-bear. What is a man-bear? 1026 00:42:02,327 --> 00:42:04,462 Okay, he was more like... 1027 00:42:04,530 --> 00:42:05,830 A really hairy fat guy. 1028 00:42:05,898 --> 00:42:06,965 Ty: (Laughs) 1029 00:42:09,334 --> 00:42:10,935 You Fleming's are crazy. 1030 00:42:11,003 --> 00:42:12,704 I firmly believe that. 1031 00:42:12,772 --> 00:42:14,205 I should probably get going. (Laughs) 1032 00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:17,542 Ty: I'll see you later. Amy: Yeah. 1033 00:42:22,714 --> 00:42:25,716 Hey, Dad. What'd the doc say? 1034 00:42:25,784 --> 00:42:27,617 Agh... 1035 00:42:27,686 --> 00:42:29,186 Strained a few ligaments. 1036 00:42:29,253 --> 00:42:30,888 No tears this time. 1037 00:42:30,955 --> 00:42:32,790 So I'm guessing this is another surprise? 1038 00:42:32,857 --> 00:42:34,523 Yeah, well... 1039 00:42:35,693 --> 00:42:37,259 Let's hope Shane likes this one. 1040 00:42:37,327 --> 00:42:38,460 (Steer moos) 1041 00:42:39,663 --> 00:42:41,064 (Tim chuckles and grunts in pain) 1042 00:42:44,768 --> 00:42:45,835 Honey, 1043 00:42:47,771 --> 00:42:49,405 I'm real sorry about missing all those years 1044 00:42:49,472 --> 00:42:51,406 when you were a kid. 1045 00:42:51,473 --> 00:42:54,109 Dad, that's water way under the bridge. 1046 00:42:54,177 --> 00:42:57,179 We're in a good spot now, right? 1047 00:42:57,246 --> 00:43:00,682 Well, you have to remind me how we got here again? 1048 00:43:00,749 --> 00:43:04,118 How did I manage to make up for all those years? 1049 00:43:04,186 --> 00:43:06,254 You never gave up. 1050 00:43:06,322 --> 00:43:07,355 I love you. 1051 00:43:07,423 --> 00:43:08,789 Love you, too. 1052 00:43:09,825 --> 00:43:12,360 Shane: Whoa! You got a steer! 1053 00:43:12,428 --> 00:43:13,827 Hey. 1054 00:43:13,894 --> 00:43:15,495 Thought you might wanna practice your roping 1055 00:43:15,563 --> 00:43:17,130 on that guy. 1056 00:43:18,132 --> 00:43:19,199 Wait. Really? 1057 00:43:19,267 --> 00:43:20,334 (Chuckles) 1058 00:43:21,469 --> 00:43:22,603 What about the goat? 1059 00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:24,238 Ah, you can keep him as a pet. 1060 00:43:24,305 --> 00:43:26,072 You're old enough for the real deal. 1061 00:43:28,643 --> 00:43:30,309 So I'll bet your knee's really sore. 1062 00:43:30,377 --> 00:43:31,910 Nah. 1063 00:43:31,978 --> 00:43:35,248 Not as bad as the first time I wrecked it back in '83. 1064 00:43:35,315 --> 00:43:36,649 It was '84. 1065 00:43:36,717 --> 00:43:38,016 What? 1066 00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:41,287 You hurt it bulldogging at Grande Prairie in '84. 1067 00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:43,556 I read about it online. 1068 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,057 And your back injury 1069 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:46,758 was from a nasty bronc named Night Train 1070 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:48,293 at the Stampede in '88. 1071 00:43:48,361 --> 00:43:49,661 (Chuckles) 1072 00:43:49,729 --> 00:43:51,496 I'm impressed. 1073 00:43:51,564 --> 00:43:54,599 But I never read anything about a shoulder injury. 1074 00:43:54,667 --> 00:43:58,670 Yeah, well, that's 'cause it didn't happen at a rodeo. 1075 00:43:58,738 --> 00:44:00,538 Gunshot. 1076 00:44:00,606 --> 00:44:01,639 Wait. Really? 1077 00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:03,741 Yeah. Yeah, real standoff. 1078 00:44:03,808 --> 00:44:05,542 Some of the meanest, orneriest cattle rustlers 1079 00:44:05,610 --> 00:44:07,844 you ever met in the West. 1080 00:44:07,912 --> 00:44:10,347 I don't talk about it much... 1081 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,650 There were a lot of rifles. Amy was surrounded by them; 1082 00:44:12,717 --> 00:44:14,752 They were all aimed at her. 1083 00:44:14,819 --> 00:44:17,787 I had to. And then I dove. 1084 00:44:17,854 --> 00:44:19,589 Dove in front of a bullet. 1085 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:23,660 I had to run 100 to 150 yards - a sprint. 1086 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:25,762 Yeah, I won't forget it... (Voice trails off) 1087 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:36,971 Sync & corrections by Alice www.addic7ed.com 1088 00:44:37,021 --> 00:44:41,571 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 75094

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