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Previously on "Heartland"...

A school uniform?

Blessed Virgin Academy.

They're sending me
to boarding school.

Cherie?

Yeah, she's a lawyer in town.

Lou.

- Amy didn't tell you?
- Tell me what?

It's Apollo.

I love this hat.

Come on.
It's fit for the garbage.

Me and this hat have been
through a lot together.

Ty and Kit are happy.

And I know you need some time
to get used to it, but they are.

You know what I think?

I think he gave up on you
pretty easy.

Milady.

Oh!

Okay. Okay, stop.

You're making me dizzy.

Gonna make me puke.

I would die for a belt like that.

Me too. But don't get your hopes up.
Check the price.

- A thousand dollars?
- Yeah.

Even with the store discount,
I could never afford it.

Amy, you ready to go?

Yeah.

And that fancy belt?

First big rodeo payout, it's yours.

What, you think
you can just buy me?

Well, my natural charm
coupled with a big wad of cash.

May not buy you outright,

but I could sure make
a down payment.

You never quit, do you?

No, I don't.

See you.

The reservation
is under what name?

Excuse me?

Yes, of course.

No. No problem at all.

Okay. Yep.

What's wrong, Lou?

Oh, my God, Grandpa,
you are not gonna believe it.

That was a friend of Laurers
who's a big agent in L.A.,

and he represents
all the A-list stars.

I can't tell you.

Riding lessons?
I'm not a riding instructor.

Listen, her agent says
she's really good.

All she needs is a little tune-up.

- Her agent?
- Yeah. Her travel agent.

Look, Amy, I'm prepared to pay.
Name your price.

I'm not gonna take your money, Lou.

There must be something you want.

Well, actually there was
this B.B. Simon belt in Maggie's.

B.B. Simon?
Those things cost a fortune.

But you know what?
You want it, you got it.

- Are you serious?
- You bet I am.

So, Amy, if this works out,
this could change our lives.

In a good way.
Do we have a deal?

So who is this person
who's gonna change my life?

What's this?

A confidentiality agreement.

What is it I'm keeping confidential?

I don't think
it's a "what" question, Grandpa.

I think it's a "who" question.

Excuse me.

I need a pair of cowboy boots.

Wow. I absolutely need that belt, too.

Oh, my God.

You're...

Mindy Fanshaw.

Who is Mindy Fanshaw?

- Mindy Fanshaw?
- I saw one of her movies once.

- Oh, man, she's hot.
- I can't wait to tell Soraya.

Yeah, that's the thing.
Nobody is telling anybody anything.

Where am I supposed to get
pure Egyptian cotton sheets?

10 cases of Fiji Water?

What's wrong with our own water?

Well, yeah.

Organic flaxseed snack bars?
Kumquats?

15 strawberry incense sticks.
One box of bendy straws.

Yeah. And we need white candles.

Where do we keep the white candles
in this house?

Ah. Bingo.

Lou, those are for emergencies.

What do you think this is?

I need a dozen
spaced around each room

to ward off bad vibes.

Okay.

Oh, and Grandpa?

You need to replace
the toilet seat in the outhouse.

What's wrong with the old one?
It's barely been sat on.

Yeah. But it has been sat on.
And that's the problem.

I'm thinking
the fact that the toilet seat

is perched
over a hole in the ground

might be more the problem
for that little girl.

You guys, I know this is ridiculous
and that obviously Mindy Fanshaw

is a self-centered, obnoxious,
narcissistic sociopath

who thinks the world revolves...

You must be Lou.

Hi.

♪ And at the break of day ♪

♪ You sank into your dream ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

♪ You dreamer ♪

So, then my agent called me back,

and he said, "Guess what?

You're going to cowboy camp."

I love this.

God, It was so last-minute, you know?

They stuck me
on a commercial flight.

Oh, what a nightmare.

I know.

Then some awful paparazzi

snuck in the VIP lounge.

Well, listen, speaking of last minute,

I didn't have time

to get the Egyptian cotton.

But I can absolutely guarantee

these sheets have never been

touched by another human.

[Gasps]

[Screams]

[Screams]

Oh, my God. Mallory.

Oh, my God.
Mindy Fanshaw.

Oh, my God! Somebody get
this person out of my room!

So, your little girl

is safe and sound.

Give me a call when you get this.

Okay. I talked to a Sister Gabrielle
at your school.

And I left a message
with your mom and dad.

Why don't you tell me
what is going on?

First things first.

You need to sign this.

Hey, not that one.
The good one.

Well, that's Amy's saddle.

Yeah? We're talking
about Mindy Fanshaw's butt.

Yeah, and if Mindy wants a ride,

she can tack up
her own damn horse

just like everyone else.

So, which one of you cowboys
is gonna saddle up my horse for me?

Butch or Sundance?

Actually, Mindy, that's not the way
we do things here.

Wow, it's hard-core.

Okay, celebrity boot camp.

I can take it.

All right.

You don't understand.

A major Hollywood celebrity
is riding my horse.

This is huge.

You hold on.

You still haven't told me
what the heck you're doing here.

Have you ever been
to an all-girls boarding school?

Do I really have to answer that?

Pizza Thursdays?
Frozen.

Discipline?
Lights out at 9:00.

And even you've heard
of high-speed.

So how did you manage to pull off
this great escape all by yourself?

I used the old
pillow-under-the-sheet trick.

Climbed over the wall.
Took a taxi to the bus station.

Took the 11:30 to Hudson.

Okay.

Well, there's still
a 20-mile discrepancy

between the end of your story
and your arrival here.

You know
that confidentiality agreement

Lou's been making everyone sign?

Uh-huh.

Yeah, it's kind of like that.

Hey!

All right.

Don't worry.
I got your horse here.

Here. I'll give you a leg up.

Whoa!

Ahh!

You know, Mindy, I've seen
pretty much all your movies.

Yeah? Even the bad ones?

Especially the bad ones.

Okay, well,
I'm ready to ride the range.

Wait.

I need a picture, okay?
Take a picture.

No, Mallory.

You have no idea
how often this happens to me.

Sweetie, if you want a picture,

you can download one
from my fan site.

You don't understand.
You're actually riding my horse.

If you're incapable

of respecting my rights
as a famous person,

then I don't think you can
call yourself a fan at all.

Go on, now.

Okay. Where were we?

All right, well,
just collect your reins.

Yeah. Those leather things
right there.

No, no, no, no.
Not that much.

Don't move.

There you go.

Keep your hands low,
together on his neck.

And you just want to kick him up.

No! Not that much!
Not that much!

He's not listening to me!

Wow, Ty. She's almost as bad
as when you first started.

Hey.

No, I think she's worse.

Damn.

Mindy Fanshaw.

She might not know how to ride,
but she sure looks good trying.

Yeah, she sure does.

Guys!

Whoa!

Okay. That was awesome.

You're an amazing instructor.
Really.

I mean, I'm gonna be a cowgirl
in, like, a week.

I don't know about that.

See, the thing is, I'm not really
a real riding instructor.

Yeah, and I'm not really a teenager.

But all the scripts they send me
are for these stupid teen movies.

Stupid?

But what about that one where
you played the teen president?

Or the one where she saved
that talking whale.

That was pretty good.

Look, see, the thing is,

is that, like, a week ago
my agent sent me this script.

Right? It's amazing.

It's based on a book.
A best seller.

And my character
is a girl just like me.

Wouldrt even have to act.
I would be myself, you know?

But there is
this little tiny problem

where I told them that I could ride.

Well, I'm sure
if you just had more time.

But see, I don't, right?
'Cause that's why I'm here.

And I mean...

Well, I mean, can't they get
a stunt double or whatever?

Isn't that what they do
in Hollywood?

Have you ever thought
about that kind of work?

I mean, people must have told you

you're a bit
of a Mindy Fanshaw type?

No, actually, they haven't.

I mean, not that you're a wannabe.

You should take it as a compliment.

I think you'd be just perfect anyhow.

[Cell phone chimes]

Oh, yeah. Okay.
This is a conference call.

I have to be at the cabins,
like, 10 minutes ago.

Well, I'll give you a ride
if you want.

Yeah, that'd be great.
Let's go.

I should probably go.
You know, just to, like, chaperone.

Yeah.

I got Mindy Fanshaw's helmet.

It's all wet and sweaty.
Can I buy it from you?

No, you're not buying this helmet.

Her water bottle.
Even better.

This has Mindy Fanshaw's
lipstick on it.

[Laughter]

Okay.

Oh, wait. Wait, wait.

Stop. Wait right there.

I got to get a picture.
You just look so Western.

Just turning this old boy out.

What's his name?

This is Pegasus.
He's Amy's dad's horse.

Hi, Pegasus.

He got into a bad wreck
at the stampede

about 10 years ago now.

We don't work him anymore.

A horse with a backstory.
I love it.

All horses have a story.
They're just like people.

Yeah, I got a million stories.
But none of them are true.

I guess it just comes
with the territory.

You're just so lucky to live out here

and be able to see things
as for how they are

and not how some publicist
or fan site

or celebrity tracker sees them.

Well, we've got our own brand
of B.S. Out here, believe me.

He does seem to like me, though.

Well, he'd like you a lot more
if you gave him this.

What's this?

Keep your hand nice and flat.

Oh!

What's that?

Hey, guys.

Oh, my God.
You won't believe it.

See those guys over there?

They've been there since breakfast
ordering double espresso shots.

So?

They're paps.

Paparazzi.

Why would paparazzi
be in Hudson?

They're looking for Mindy Fanshaw.

- What?
- Yeah.

Mindy Fanshaw?

What makes you so sure?

I swear to God.
She was in here yesterday.

She bought boots
and that great belt.

No way!

Ladies.
Hello. I'm sorry to interrupt.

I couldn't help but overhearing.

So, now, you said
that you've seen Mindy Fanshaw?

Yeah. Standing right here.

Actually, more over there.

Yeah, over there.

You know, I'll tell you what.
If you see her again...

Here's my card.
Just give me a call, yeah?

- I'll make it won'th your while.
- Thanks.

Thank you.

Paparazzi?

In Maggie's.

This could be very bad for us.

I'll tell you what's bad.

That stupid
confidentiality agreement.

Do you know what it felt like
to lie to my friends?

Look, it's just
for a little while, okay?

Everybody's lying.
Even Mindy lied about her riding.

I mean, she's basically
a total beginner.

She didn't lie, okay?
Her agent lied.

Oh, whatever.

I don't know how I'm gonna teach her
to ride in a couple of days.

You don't have to teach her to ride.

Just teach her enough
so she can act like she can ride,

and then they'll double her.

It's what they do.

I know, she offered me the job.

To be her riding double?

She thinks I kind of look like her.

Yeah?

I guess. Maybe.

If you, like, squint your eyes
and get pretty far away

and do, like, movie magic.

Shut up!

Hey.

Hey.

I'm just going out with Kit
unless you need anything.

No.

Have fun, though.

Hey, did you see Caleb today?

Mindy had him
going pretty good, huh?

Yeah.

You know, it's funny how some guys
fall for that whole movie-star thing.

What, you think I'm all impressed
because she's some big movie star?

No. Not you. Definitely.

I mean, if you were,
then you hid it really well.

And I know you pretty good, so...

Well, I believe you,
but I know you pretty well, too.

I'll see you.

Wow.
That was quite a performance.

You totally sold the fact

that you didn't care he was
going out with another girl.

I should be taking lessons
from you.

I mean, not riding lessons.
Acting lessons.

Give me a break.

You're telling me
you're not all about that guy?

No.

I mean, maybe I was once.

But that was a while ago.
That's over.

Yeah, sure. No.
Whatever you say.

I didn't come here
to pry into your love life.

Anyway, I actually
just wanted to tell you

I was sorry about today.

My people should have been
more up-front with you.

I've really only been on a horse
once in my life.

It was a pony.
Best friend's birthday party.

I was six.

I wish you had told me that.

I would have put you
on a different horse.

What about this guy?
He's so beautiful.

He has such sad eyes.
I'll bet he's seen a lot.

Look, it's like he knows me.

Pegasus, he hasn't
been doing so well lately.

So, no. You can't ride him.

That must be hard.

I can tell with you
he's not just another horse,

he's part of your family.

Yeah, he is.

I meant what I said, you know,
about you being my riding double.

Look.

We could be sisters.

Hey, Jack. Have you seen
Mindy's water bottle?

How am I supposed to find it now?

I didn't know
you were such a big fan.

You wouldn't understand.

I finally talked to your dad.
He's been off the grid.

He didn't even get my message
till him and your mom hit Whitehorse.

Give it to me full on, Jack.
I can take it.

Well, until a more permanent solution
can be reached,

we've decided
that you'll be going back...

To Blessed Virgin Academy?

You might as well just tear out
my heart and wrap it in plaid!

Going back to you staying here,

going to your old school,
and doing your chores.

Starting with recycling.

Thank you, Jack.
You won't regret it.

Yeah.

Talk about a Hollywood moment. I...

You're not working
for the tabloids, though, right?

No, I signed
that confidentiality agreement.

Can't speak
for the horses, though.

You know, I never thought

I would ever feel so deeply
about a horse.

And then Amy was telling me
about Pegasus

and how he's so old and sick.

And I just...

You know, if I had a horse,
and it died,

a little piece of me
would die, too.

And I've never opened
my heart up to anything

like I have since I got here.

You know, and not just the horses,
but the people.

I know we haven't spent
that much time together,

but I just feel like...

Well, some people can live
a lifetime in a minute.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just...

Could you hold me
for a minute, please?

It's okay.

All right.
Now I understand.

You understand what?

It's just so tragic, you know?

I mean, obviously you're still
totally in love with Amy, too.

Amy said that she...

Well, see, Amy and I,
we're like, you know...

We're friends, so...

She tells me everything.

Look, I've got to water the horses.

And they need some hay, too, so...

Whatever. Knock yourself out.

I was just worried about him.

You know, he seems to be
slowing down, losing weight.

You're not working him, are you?

No, he's just been out in the field
with the other horses.

Well, maybe the younger horses
are beating him to the hay.

Why don't you stable him for a while,
change his feed?

Well, feed is Lou's department.

Maybe you should talk to her.

It's been a while.

[Knocks]

Hey.

So, how you doing, Lou?

Great, great.
Couldrt be better.

Okay.

I was seeing Mark,
and it didn't quite work out.

But, like, in a good way.

How about you?

Nothing serious.

No? Playing the field?

Yeah, I guess you could say.

So, just out of curiosity,
how big is that field?

[Cell phone rings]

I've got to take this call.

- I'll see you next time.
- Okay.

Hey, Cherie.

Yeah, I'm just with a client.

Yeah, I'm on my way. Okay.

What happened to Mindy
tacking up her own horse?

Well, I guess I just figured
that she's a guest,

and we don't have a lot of time.

But you have time to spill your guts.

What is that supposed to mean?

I can't believe you'd talk about us
with someone like her.

She just...
She asked me about you,

and I didn't know what to say.

And...

Well, apparently
she talked to you, too, 'cause...

You know,
I don't know why it matters.

I mean, everyone knows
you're with Kit, so...

Look, all I'm trying to say
is that...

It's weird, okay?
I mean, you think...

You see her face
in magazines and movies,

and you think you know her,
but you don't.

And don't think
that she's your friend,

'cause she's not.

You take away the fact
that she's famous

and kind of beautiful and...

I don't know
what I'm trying to say, okay?

Just be careful, Amy.

Okay. So, just weave
through these standards.

You're looking good.

Okay. But I want to...

Okay. Just shorten your reins up.

But he's not doing
what I want him to do.

Go.

Take your hand further down.

Yeah. Now take hold
of your inside rein.

There you go.

Okay. We're doing it.

We're doing it.

Hey, since when do you guys
lock the gate?

It's Lou. Something to do
with the dude ranch.

Well, unlock it.
I want to ride my horse.

That's the deal. I can't.

See, Amy's down there
with one of the dudes now.

And, well, the gate's
got to stay locked.

What?

To make sure the dudes
don't skip without paying?

Something like that.

Hey, so how's things at home?

It's bearable.

Barely.

What do you even care?

I care.

So, please unlock it.

I can't.

I'm sorry, Ash.

You know, this is the best thing
I've ever done.

It's nice once you form a connection
with a horse.

Tell me about it.
This is better than any therapy.

You know, I was thinking.

I know a lot of people in L.A.,
and they got lots of money.

I'm pretty sure I could make things
happen for you down there.

You know?

Do you want to try something crazy?

Yes, I do. Bring it on.

All right.
Grab your reins with one hand.

- Like this?
- Yeah.

And hold your saddle horn
with the other.

- Okay.
- You got it?

- Yeah.
- Hang on.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

Woo!

You know, Jack,
you have a really incredible face.

Well, I guess I wasrt
all that bad-Iooking once.

Oh, come on, Grandpa, admit it.
You were a babe.

Well, now...

You know, that is the thing
about L.A.

I mean, if you were there,
for instance,

you couldn't look
all old and tired and wrinkly.

You know? You always
have to be camera-ready.

Well, I guess
I'll cancel my ticket, then.

Seriously, I mean,
can you imagine?

Like, I can't even
take out the garbage

without people shoving cameras
all in my face.

You take out the garbage?

Oh, no, sweetie.

It's just kind of a metaphor
for my entire life.

Speaking of your life,
is what they're saying true?

"Mindy quits rehab.
Drunk and Disorderly."

Mallory.

No, no, no. Give that to me.
Thank you.

Hm.

Oh, yeah.
Pole-dancing in Vegas. Sure.

It was a gym in Lake Tahoe.

Obviously.

Nothing that they say in here
is true.

Except your skin
does kind of look blotchy.

Well, Melanie, honey,
at least I didn't shave my head.

Maybe not your head, but...

Mallory, put that away.

Yeah. Give it.
Bedtime reading.

Cowboy, how about giving me
a ride back to my cabin?

Sure. Yeah.

I mean, why not?

- Good night.
- MIND Y: Bye.

Melanie?

Give her a break.
She meets a lot of people.

She probably can't remember
everybody's name.

Yeah. Okay.
Whatever you say, Zack.

You are such a gentleman.

Well, not always.
That's for sure.

What about right now?

Don't get me wrong.
I know who you are.

Maybe I'm just an idiot,
but I don't want to waste your time.

I work here.
And you're a guest.

This doesn't have anything to do
with Amy, does it?

Talk about wasting your time.
She is totally into Ty.

And how would you know that?

Oh, besides the fact
that it's so in-your-face obvious?

She told me.

She told you?

Wow. What is it with that girl
and you guys?

It's just...
I mean, get over it.

You know, my bodyguard
has the night off.

Just wondering
if maybe you want the job.

In a minute.

It's so beautiful.

I just feel like everything
I've ever done in my entire life,

it's just been to bring me here
to this place.

Oh!

I should get the producer
of the movie out here.

There's still one cabin available.

I'm not talking vacation.
I'm talking location.

We could rent the entire ranch

and then just shoot the movie
right here.

What do you say?

You know, I have to check
with reservations,

but I think that...

But you do have to get
the part first, right?

Psh. Details.

You know, I think that would be
an amazing opportunity for you.

Really. You should just go for it.

You know, you should just grab it

and clutch on to it
till your knuckles turn white.

Yeah.

- Oh, this looks great. Thank you.
- Okay.

She's up for this really big part.

And even though she's been in rehab,
she's totally blitzed all the time.

You really shouldn't judge someone
if you don't know all the facts.

Oh, yeah, right.
I mean, take a look at this.

You really believe
what you read in the tabloids?

I mean, look at that.
It must be ancient.

Her hair's way too short.

See ya.

Hey, Amy! Wait!

I don't get you.

All of a sudden
you're a Mindy Fanshaw expert?

Or you're hiding something.

Because you're the worst liar
in the world.

And I can tell
that you're lying right now.

Okay.

You have to promise
not to repeat this.

Mindy Fanshaw?
At Heartland?

I've been giving her riding lessons.

Wow.

I didn't really think
you were lying, but...

Man, you really folded fast.

Note to self...
Never tell you anything.

That goes for me, too.

Soraya, I had to sign
this stupid confidentiality...

You're supposed to be
my best friend.

And you just stood there,
and you never said a word?

I couldn't!

Don't talk to me.

Soraya!

Soraya!

- Hi. I'm...
- Oh, I'm sorry.

Didrt you hear
about the Celebrity Rights Act?

It bars random fans
from speaking to celebrities

unless they've been introduced
or they already know each other

or it's for work.

Well, how about the rights
of former fans

who realize
that a so-called celebrity

made a bunch of lame movies
and now they want their money back?

Mindy, this is my friend Ashley.

[Knocking on door]

Door's open.

Jake, what can I do for you?

Is Mallory here?

Now, what makes you think
she's here

and not at boarding school?

What did she tell you, Mr. Bartlett?

Nothing.

My lips are sealed.

For once.

Jake's are, too.

I wanted to pay you back,
but Jack recycled my water bottle.

Your water bottle?

Yeah, but I got something
even better.

Guess whose lipstick this is.

I don't know.

- She's really pretty.
- You wear lipstick?

It's not me.
She's famous.

I would tell you,
but it's a secret,

and Lou made me sign
this stupid paper.

I understand.
If it's a secret...

Mindy Fanshaw.
She's staying here.

I can get a bunch of stuff
that she's personally used.

We can sell it on eBay
and make a fortune,

and I can pay you back.

I don't want money.

I helped you out
'cause that's the kind of guy I am.

Hey.

This your idea of night life?

Well, it is a school night.

So, what did the vet say
about my beautiful horse?

He just needs
to gain some weight.

So, he's not sick?
Can I ride him?

No. I told you before.

I hope you don't mind me
hanging out here for a little bit.

It's so boring at the cabins.
I don't have anyone to talk to.

What about that bodyguard
of yours?

See, rule number one...

You never get involved
with your bodyguard.

Rule number two...

You never get involved

with your riding instructor's
boyfriend,

even though she swears
he's not her boyfriend,

and he's a really good kisser.

Ty?

I don't know. Or Caleb.

See, I say "boyfriend,"

and you don't even know
who I'm talking about.

You think I don't know

that you're playing those boys
off against each other?

Ty.

- Wonder what she wants.
- I don't know.

But whatever it is,
she's probably gonna get it.

She's not the easiest girl
to turn down.

Not that anyone would want to.

So, there's this place
somebody was telling me about

that I have to see.

Mustang Meadows.

So, which one of you boys

want to saddle up my horse
and take me there?

Well, Amy's gonna be back
from school pretty soon, so...

Oh, yeah, see,
there's this weird thing about me

you might not know...
I hate waiting.

Good. I hate to keep a lady waiting.

I don't know why you want Pegasus.
He's kind of old and slow.

Oh, well, we have
a special connection.

Yeah, you don't get it.
Amy got it right away.

The only thing Amy's gonna get
is ticked off.

She just had Scott
in to see him, Caleb.

Well, I swear she said
it was okay, so...

Relax, bro. We're just going
for a little trail ride.

Besides, I don't have to remind you

it's good to mix things up
now and again.

Ah!

There you go.

Okay.

You sure this is the way
to Mustang Meadow?

Well, this is the scenic route.

Well, I've already had
all the scenery I can stand.

Hey.

Have you seen Pegasus?
He wasrt in his stall.

Mindy took him out.
With Caleb.

You just let them go?

She said you were good with it.

There they are.
Down there.

No. Great.

Look, Joey and Dawson.

I told you
you couldn't ride that horse.

What were you thinking?

- Hey, Mindy. Over here.
- Give us a big cowgirl smile.

Pull up on your reins!

I can't! Help!

Mindy!

[Screams]

Mindy!

Mindy!

Are you all right?

Woo! That was incredible!

Oh, my God, what a rush!

- Which one's your new boyfriend?
- They found me out here.

I'm okay!

Do I look okay?

Hey.

I'm really sorry I didn't tell you
about Mindy Fanshaw.

So, I guess, you know,

if you told someone
that she was staying at Heartland,

I would totally understand.

What are you talking about?

Well, someone told
those photographers where she was.

And I mean, it was
in the middle of nowhere.

They must have followed her
or something.

First, you lie to me,
and now you're blaming me?

Look, Amy, I don't know
why you're here.

But if you're looking for coffee
or a Coke or something like that,

forget it, we're closed.

I thought you were gonna
take it easy on this old guy.

What's wrong with him?

I was feeding the horses,

and he couldn't even walk
to his grain bin.

- So, I called Scott.
- Good thing.

He's got stone bruises
on his feet.

And he's got a chipped bone
in his hock.

How bad is it?

Well, for his age,
it's pretty serious.

What are we supposed to do?

Butazone. Maybe surgery.

But we got to think
about whether he can handle that.

I thought that girl had more sense,

or at least that she had
some feelings for that horse.

Well, you were wrong.

I guess we all were.

Amy!

Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
I just want to talk to you.

I feel really terrible.
And I know it's all my fault.

And I will totally pay
for all the vet bills.

This is not about bills.

I get it. Caleb.

I went riding with Caleb.

You think this is about Caleb?

Well, you see, that's the thing
about being an actress

is that I learn
how to read between the lines.

I mean, both those guys
obviously have a thing for you.

What are you gonna do? You just
gonna string them along forever?

You know what?
You have no clue.

Okay, Pegasus, he could have...

[Cell phone rings]

Oh, sorry.
Sorry, I got to take this.

Hello?

I'll talk to you in a minute.

Hi. No, I didn't see them yet.

But everyone says
they're really good.

Really?

Oh, my God!
I'm so excited!

There's something
that's been bothering me.

You say that you ran away
from Blessed Virgin

because the pizza was frozen,

the nights were long,
and the Internet was slow.

But that pretty well
describes life right here.

There were many other reasons.

I'd like to hear one.

Okay.

Obviously I missed everyone.

But the thing I didn't plan on
was Jake.

He knew exactly
what I was thinking.

He took charge.

He bought me a bus ticket

and even had two horses
waiting in Hudson.

Well, that sounds very romantic.

That's my problem.

That's why
I just want to pay him back.

I just don't want him
to get the wrong idea.

Yeah.

I'm looking at them
right now, Lauren.

She said what?

"One-star roach motel"?

Yeah.

Well, so much for renting
the whole place as a location.

You're kidding.
You got me a meeting?

Did you tell them I don't audition?

Hang on.

Hi. Sorry. I'm on the phone.

Okay, then get off the phone.

Oh, okay.
What's your problem?

Just, this is my room.

No, actually, this is my room.
And this is my problem.

I don't care if you have
to pull pathetic stunts

to prop up your failing career.

But when you put
my dad's horse at risk...

I'm sorry.
This is about a horse?

'Cause I already told Amy
I'd pay for the, you know, whatever.

You know what?
Pack your bags.

Or get someone
to pack them for you.

Or whatever you have to do.

I want you out of here. Now.

Hey, buddy.

Look what I got for you.

Come on.
It's your favorite.

What, you don't like me anymore?

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you.

Okay, well...

Just gonna leave it right here
on the fence.

Bye.

Amy. Hi.

I'm glad I got a chance
to talk to you

before your insane sister
trashes me.

She's probably gonna tell you

that I told the paparazzi
where I'd be.

- And did you?
- No. Never.

Well, not technically.
I mean, my P.R. People did.

But I just needed something fresh.
You know, different.

Instead of all the shopping
and clubbing and...

But I really, really didn't think
it was gonna turn out that way.

I didn't know a horse
could just hurt itself like that.

I'll make it up to you, Amy.

And how do you expect to do that?
Huh?

You just about killed my horse.

My best friend
won't even talk to me.

I have no idea what games
you played with Ty and Caleb.

And not to mention,
you bought that damn belt.

Look, for what it's won'th,

nothing happened
between Caleb and me.

Or Ty and me. It's weird.

Yeah, I don't even know
why I fell for that bogus offer

to be your riding double.

Well, that's because you don't
know much about people like me.

But that offer?
It still stands.

Honestly, anytime.

You call me,
I'll send you a ticket.

Okay? Sorry.
Just hang on a minute.

[Cell phone rings]

My life coach. Hello?

What? Yeah. Okay.

Okay, I'll talk to you later, Amy.
Bye.

Well, if it isn't the Lone Ranger.

I heard about your midnight ride.

You don't for a second think
I approve of what of you did.

I guess not.

But a mars got to do
what a mars got to do.

She's in the kitchen.

Hi.

Do you have another one
of these belts?

They're one of a kind.

Well, in that case,
I'd like to return it.

- Okay.
- Well, no, not return it.

Just give it back
so that you can gift wrap it

and send it to a friend or mine.

Okay.

Hey.

Hey.

How's he doing?

He's better.

Scott said he
might not need surgery.

That's good.

Look, I don't know
what Mindy told you.

But whatever it was,
it isn't true.

What?

Hey.

Oh, my God.
Amy, you're famous.

Look! It's your horse's ass!

Oh, would you look at that?

I guess I'll have to get
a couple copies or something, right?

Unless, of course,
the store is still closed.

Um, Mindy left something for you.

Oh, my God.

Here. I want you to have it.

She gave it to you.

And I'm giving it to you.

Hey, while you girls work this out,
I'm taking it for a test-drive.

Hands off my belt.

Ashley!

[Phone rings]

Heartland Equestrian Connection.

Oh, Mindy's agent.

Yeah, you know what?
Let me tell you something, Mister.

I don't care what she said, 'cause...

Heaven on Earth?

Really?

Another one of your clients?

Yeah, you know what?

Unfortunately, we're fully booked.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Hey. Look, I don't know
what Mindy told you...

But whatever it was,
it wasrt true?

Yeah. Well, maybe some of it wasrt.

But some was. I don't know.

But she said some stuff, too.

Like what? What did she say?

Just stuff.

And let me guess.

You signed
that confidentiality agreement?

Yeah, something like that.

Come on, Ty. Just tell me.

Tell me.

I wish I could, but I can't.

I'm gonna get it out of you
one way or another.

I'd like to see you try.

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