All language subtitles for Heartland s01e06 One Trick Pony.eng

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Can l have another one?

You're going back to New York, right?

Amy, l'm not just going back
to New York because of Carl.

l'm going because that's where l live.
That's where my job is.

l got fired.

What?

Do you know how hard l worked
to get there?

To get out of here?

He's really mad. Go get him.
l dare you.

He's coming at you! He's mad!

Try to grab that one.
Oh, he's coming at you, Lou.

Here he comes. Oh, all right.
Coming at you, Lou.

No, no, don't!

Now you've done it.

Oh, my God!
Get him away from me!

All right.
Okay, hold him for me.

Hold him? No way!

l need both hands to make sure
he gets the whole dose in.

Ah!

Oh, my God!
He pooped on me!

Just a second more.

Can you hurry up, please?

LOU:
Aah!

-He pooped on me again!
-Okay, hold on.

Easy.

lt's okay.

All right. All right.

All right.
All done. You can let him go now.

lt's okay, Lou.

Only three more to go.

Yeah, l would like to thank you
for reminding me

why l left here in the first place.

No problem.

Scott vetted him at the rescue center.
He's perfectly sound.

Decent bloodlines.
He's even got a name. Pirate.

So, what's the problem?

Well, he doesn't stop
when you pull him up.

And he doesn't go forward
when you kick him.

And he doesn't neck rein.

He must be good for something.

Well, l was hoping to ask
our friendly neighborhood vet,

but it seems like he's got himself
tied up de-worming geese.

Gross!

l've never seen Lou get down
and dirty with a goose before.

Hey, who's the dude?

l don't know.
Must be a tourist.

-He looks like an oil man.
-l'm betting real estate developer.

Maybe Lou knows him.

Here we go.

Oh, my God! Carl!

Figure she might.

And at the break of day

You sank into your dream

You dreamer

You dreamer

You dreamer

l can't believe this.
Why didn't you call?

Are you kidding me?
And lose the element of surprise?

Look at you. l would not have missed
this for the world.

You came all the way from New York
just to make fun of me?

No, no. l got a new job. ln Chicago.

Chicago?

Yes, l gave the New York office
my notice.

lt is a huge, huge bump up for me,
Lou.

lt's everything
that we used to talk about.

lt seems like such a long time ago.

Well, not for me, it doesn't.

Why do you think l'm here?

l don't know.
A sudden interest in the wild west?

Do you really have to ask?

No. l guess not.

Mmm. . .

Take a shower.

Hey, Scott.
Aren't you staying for dinner?

Uh, l forgot,
l have another appointment.

Tell Lou l'm sorry.

What about Pirate?

Oh, yeah.

[ Clears throat ]

l'll see if l can find out
where he came from.

l can't believe l haven't picked up
on this before.

Picked up on what?

All the signs are totally there.

Scott's in love with Lou,

and he's secretly devastated

about the arrival
of the New York boyfriend.

. . .with stock options.
They paid my moving expenses.

They gave me a great corner office
with a killer view.

lt's a total no-brainer.

This new job in Chicago,

it wouldn't happen to be
with Griffin & Sharpe, would it?

Yeah, yeah.
How'd you know that?

Well, it's probably
just a coincidence.

But l got a letter in the mail
from them

asking me to interview
for a position.

Oh, cool.
So, what'd you tell them?

Well, l didn't take it seriously.

Well, maybe you should have.

lt's not like, uh, you've got a job
in New York anymore.

Yeah. l guess l should've seen
that coming, eh?

So did anyone say anything?

Mmm.

Come on, Carl. l know the drill.
First you get fired.

Then you get trashed.

Which is why you should
probably consider Chicago.

lt's a happening firm.
You'd fit right in there.

l'm kinda working here right now.

Yeah, on the family farm?

lt's, uh, it's quaint. But, frankly,
l don't really see you as a farm girl.

There you are. Scott just left.
l thought he was staying for supper.

Grandpa, you finally get to meet Carl.

Carl, this is my grandfather,
Jack Bartlett.

Well, the New York boyfriend.
Good to meet you.

Heard a lot about you, Jack.

Looks like you got a bit of the mother
ship stuck to your ear there, Carl.

Which reminds me.
l left my laptop in the rental.

Uh, you don't have to lock
your car here, Carl.

How long is he staying?

Just a couple days.

l figure since Ben's away at a show,
we could put him in here.

ln your mother's room?

Yeah.

Well, that's, uh, the room that butts
right up against, uh, your room.

Are you kidding? Give your big shot
New York boyfriend my room?

l'm not asking you.
l'm telling you.

And where am l supposed to go?
Sleep in a stall?

Pitch a tent out in the yard?
Curl up in the manure pile?

No one said anything
about kicking you out.

No way!

Well, that's about it.
Thanks for your help.

Which bed is mine?

You're over there.

Perfect.

Just perfect.

All right.

Do you have WiFi here?

Nope. You'll have to downgrade
to dial-up.

Where's your phone jack?

l think there's one in the house.

Hey, cowboy.
We both know this sucks.

Personal issues aside,
l get a ton of e-mail.

l'm going to need
internet connectivity here.

Trust me. You're sleeping
over a barn full of horses,

your internet connectivity
is the least of your problems.

No, thanks.

You know,
l saw a lot of oil wells,

a lot of gas wells,
on the drive up here.

They're all over the place.
Frankly, l'm a little surprised.

Jack, as Lou knows,
you're sitting on a goldmine here.

Well, this outfit's been
in our family for six generations.

We don't look on it
as an investment property.

No, l'm not talking
about selling the farm.

l'm talking about commodifying
the mineral rights and just hook up

with the oil companies. . .

Heartland is our home, Carl.
lt's a, it's a horse ranch.

All right. Well, you just re-purpose
a couple hundred acres off

in some lost corner of the ranch.

You'd never even know.
lt's a developer's dream.

l've heard it all before.

Heartland Estates--

A million times.

Better yet,
Heartland Executive Estates.

Might even buy in myself.

So, Carl, um, have you ever been
around horses before?

Yeah, sure, when l was younger,

my parents took me out
to Dude Ranch

every summer in Arizona.

Dude.

So great, um, maybe you and Mallory
could take Carl on a trail ride, Amy.

l've got a lot of work to do, Lou.

But sure.

Have you been around horses lately,
Carl?

No. But it's like riding a bicycle,
right?

Once you learn, you never forget.

So your friend Carl sure
has a lot of good ideas

about how this place
can make more money.

l know he comes off
a bit corporate at first,

but once he settles in
you'll see what a fun guy he is.

Settles in?
How long is he staying?

Just a couple days.

He's got a new job in Chicago
that starts next week,

so you can cool it with the attitude.

Are you planning on going with him?

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Not necessarily.

Four boxes of cake mix?

How many birthday cakes
are you planning on making?

Just the one.

The others are for insurance,
in case the first one's a flop.

When it comes to grandpa's birthday
cake, failure is not an option.

You know, works starts
pretty early around here.

Yeah? l'm on vacation.

Hello?

Yeah, l'll be right there.

All right.

Look, l don't want to tell you
what to do, but. . .

Never mind.

[ Noise ]

[ Dog barks ]

l see you just accidentally
triggered our alarm system there.

Yeah, it's surprisingly efficient
for such a low-tech security solution.

Well, most of the time
it works real good.

But if it doesn't,
there's always backup.

More ducks?

They're geese.

Just testing, Jack.

The thing is, Carl, the older you get,
the lighter you sleep.

You know, a foot steps on the porch,
a screen door slams,

a bed spring squeaks.

You get my drift?

How's the vacation going so far?

Oh, my God!
They're wearing matching outfits!

So what?

lt's one of those signs.

You don't see it very often,
but when you do, it's serious.

They're not matching.
They're just both in black.

They're from New York.

So, Amy, in terms
of prioritizing your schedule--

Hmm. . . Prioritizing?

l think what she means is,
what are you going to do first?

l just need some feedback
on the horses' progress

so when l touch base
with the clients. . .

Wait. Where are you going?
l haven't finished yet.

l'm just doing some prioritizing
of my own.

Ty?

l'm just doing
whatever he tells me to do.

lf you're looking for something
to prioritize,

we're running low on alfalfa cubes.

That's why we have a schedule, Amy.
We make orders on Monday a.m.

You have a schedule?

Yeah, Lou's got it all figured out.
That's why we're running low on feed.

l'm going into Hudson anyway. But l
was thinking of switching to pellets.

Mom never used pellets.

They're half the price of cubes.

Oh, it's useless to argue
the bottom line with Lou.

Trust me, l've tried.

lt's not about money.

Everybody knows that pellets
aren't half as good as cubes.

You see what l have to deal with
every day?

Maybe you should take that interview
with Griffin & Sharpe.

Chicago's a great town.

Yeah. But l'm not going
to Chicago, Carl.

l'm going into Hudson
with my grandpa.

And l was kind of hoping
you'd come with us.

Oh, no, l drove through Hudson
on my way in from the airport.

And l saw everything that there is
to see in about 30 seconds

that it took me to get from one end
of the town to the other.

That's including the full stop that
l made at the city's one stop sign.

l just. . . l hate the way Lou acts
like the CEO of Heartland

when Carl's around.

Just be happy
you're not bunking with him.

At least you don't have to go riding
with him.

He spent 15 minutes on a dude ranch
when he was 12.

Whoa, dude. . . !

[ Horse snorts ]

What's wrong with this guy?

Maybe it's the whoa.
Let me try something.

And whoa!

Of course.
Verbal signals.

This horse is trained
to respond to verbal signals.

Oh, so, you know how to make him
stop. How do you make him go?

Hmmm. . .

Walk on.

No?

Um. . .

Come on, let's go!

Move that big butt of yours!
Come on!

Git along.

Whoa? Git along?

This horse speaks cowboy!

How about a nice new shirt?

l've got too many damn shirts
as it is.

There's got to be something here
you want.

Well. . . l did notice that somebody
bought a couple boxes of cake mix.

A nice piece of birthday cake
after a meal with my family,

wouldn't refuse that.

All right, Lou, your order of cubes
is ready out back.

l thought l ordered pellets.

Oh, l figured it was a mistake.

l mean, your mom
never cheaped out on feed.

But l can change it if you like.

Aw, just take the cubes, Lou.

Scott!

What do you think?
Cubes or pellets?

l always recommend the cubes.

l got some literature
back at the clinic,

if you're interested in voluntary
feed intake and nutrition statistics.

Sounds fascinating, but l'm gonna
have to take a rain check.

l'll just take the cubes.

lt's too bad you missed supper
last night.

Lou outdid herself.

How about tomorrow?
She's gonna make a cake.

And you could finally meet Carl.

Tomorrow?
Oh, l'm up at Sheep River.

Uh, l, l gotta do
all this vaccinating,

and l don't think l'll be half done
by dinner.

Too bad about Carl, though.
How long is he staying?

That's what everyone
seems to want to know.

Yeah, they call it Big Sky Country.
l don't know.

Probably because there's
not much else to see up here.

Yes, yes, l'm talking up
the situation with Lou.

lt's just that l gotta proceed
with a bit of caution here.

lf she ever found out that l set
the entire thing up, she'd freak.

Hello?

Yeah, just trust me
on this one, Pete.

When she gets to Chicago,
she's gonna be amazing.

You're gonna owe me
big time on this.

Yes. Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Damn.

Whew!
Talking on the phone.

For a minute there,
l thought you were delusional.

Speaking of delusional.

Do you know that 99 percent
of all people

who claim
they can ride a horse can't?

l'm part of the one percent who can.

Still, everybody can use
a refresher course.

Luckily, l'm a good teacher.
And affordable. Ten dollars an hour.

l'll tell you what,
you want to make some cash?

Why don't you run
and get my battery charger?

lt's in my computer case.

Wow! A whole dollar!
Whatever you say. . .

. . .dude.

How long's that guy Carl staying?

Don't worry. He'll be outta here
before you know it.

What makes you so sure?

Well, he's got a job in Chicago--

So does Lou!

What?

l heard him talking
about how they owe him

for setting this whole thing up.

lt's pathetic what people will do
for money.

Mallory, wait.
Where are you going?

l'm going to get Carl's phone charger.
He's paying me a dollar.

A whole dollar.

lt's worse than we thought!

-Where did you get that?
-Carl's computer case.

You were snooping?

You can thank me later.

You put that back right now.

Fine. l just thought
maybe you'd be interested.

Wait!

Can l see it?

What are you doing in here?

Stuff.

What kind of stuff?

l'm running an errand for Carl.

l'm getting his battery charger.
He's paying me.

How much?

A dollar.

Hmm, it's out of my price range.

Too bad.

l was gonna ask you
to help me turn out the horses.

Doesn't Amy usually do that?

Yeah. But l figured
you could handle it.

Wait, Ty! l'll do it!
lt won't even cost you a cent!

Lou, when you left the firm
to go run the family business,

l didn't realize that baking cakes

was an integral part
of the job description.

l know it might seem old-fashioned,
but it's a tradition in our family.

Grandpa doesn't like a fuss.

But he does like a piece of cake
on his birthday.

Does he like it rare,
medium or well-done?

Oh, my God!

Oh!

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! Ahh. . .

Luckily, l have insurance.

Jack.

Can l have a word with you?
Mano a mano.

What's on your mind, Carl?

This place Heartland
is one hell of a ranch.

And l can see it means
the world to you.

But l know Lou. She's. . . She just
doesn't belong here anymore.

She's got an MBA, Jack.

lt doesn't take an MBA
to run a horse ranch.

Well, they don't run themselves, Carl.
Cut to the chase.

Appreciate your candor,
and your family values,

and the manner in which
you cling to tradition. . .

. . .which is why l thought it best

that l should ask you first for your
granddaughter's hand in marriage.

Well, like you say,
Lou's a modern woman,

and she'll make up her own mind

whether she wants
to marry you or not.

Yeah.

No matter what l think about it.

l'd love to stay and help,
but l've got to work with Pirate.

How's it going with him?

Good.
l'm beginning to figure him out.

Uh, great.

So, hey, remember how you said
you'd take Carl on a trail ride?

lt'd be good if you could do it
before he left.

Well, you know, trail rides
can be pretty romantic.

Why don't you take him?

Who's gonna make this cake?

l'll make it.

Okay, shut up. l don't want him
to see l'm afraid of horses.

What difference does it make?

There aren't a lot of horses
in Chicago.

What are you talking about, Amy?
l'm not going anywhere.

You do like him, though?

Obviously, l like him.
He's a lot of fun.

Fun? Really?

We had a lot of fun working together
in New York. You know?

lt's something l miss.

Are you in love with him?

lt's not that simple, Amy.
You think it is, but it's not.

Why? l mean, either you are
or you aren't.

Things were different in New York.
lt was like, we were both. . .

lt was like we had the same. . .

Could you please just take him
on a trail ride, Amy?

He's only here
for a couple more days.

Would it be that hard for you
to be nice to him?

Okay.

l saw your truck
parked out front there.

Wednesday. Vegetarian chili.
l wouldn't miss it.

Coffee?

Ah, no, honey, l can't stay long.

Well, Lou's been doing
some delegating.

l got stuck with the shopping.

l guess she's busy.

Her boyfriend from New York.

-How long is he staying?
-Long enough.

So maybe you can pass this
on to Amy, save me the trip?

Red Rodeo Cowboy Girls?

l did some research
on that rescued horse.

Picked up a saddle too.
lt's back at the truck.

Well, l think this might be something

that you might want to give
to her yourself.

Another time, Jack.

Do you remember
a couple of years back,

we were bringing calves
to be doctored up

at Travis Cooley's place there?

Travis Junior was chasing
that runaway,

he built his loop, tossed it perfect,
the calf zigged, his horse zagged,

and his rope slips off.

Junior, he dove right off his horse,

grabbed that calf's tail and got
dragged all over hell's half acre.

But at the end of the day. . .

Dislocated shoulder. Broken nose.
Various cuts and abrasions.

You're missing the point there, Scott.

l got the point.
He never gave up.

Did l mention it's my birthday?

And how l'll be mighty disappointed
if you're not sitting at the table,

eating that cake that Lou
has tried so hard to bake.

You know, the commands
are right out of an old western.

Git along, giddy-up, whoa.

So how does he gallop?

l haven't got there yet. Maybe l need
to watch a few cowboy movies.

l think l'm watching one right now.
Check out the Dude.

This will be fun.
Howdy there, partner!

Howdy. So, which one of these
here critters is mine?

Not so fast, Carl.

l've never seen you ride before,

so we're just gonna
go on a walking trail.

Single file, you stay behind me.
And you need to wear a helmet.

None of you guys
are wearing helmets, so. . .

Here's your helmet.
This is your horse.

This is my horse.
Oh, come on, guys.

l was kinda hoping to have something
with a little more spark, you know?

Like maybe that one.

Pirate? No.
Definitely not for beginners.

All right. l'll wear your helmet,
but l am not gonna ride this nag.

Come on, it looks like you could
set a bomb off next to his head,

he wouldn't even blink.

This isn't a dude ranch, Carl.

l can't risk letting you get up
on a horse you can't handle.

l can handle.

Amy!

Come here.
l want to show you something.

Look. Either you ride this horse,
or you don't ride at all.

All right.

Hey, Grandpa, can it wait?
l gotta take Carl on a trail ride.

You just take a look at this.

Wow, it's beautiful.

Scott found that at a yard sale.

lt's in really good shape, but it's
a trick riding saddle, Grandpa.

What am l gonna do with that?

That's the thing.

Take a look at this.

-lt's Pirate!
-Yeah.

Well, that makes perfect sense!
He was a trick riding horse!

Hey, what are you doing?

Don't worry.
That horse isn't going anywhere.

Yee-haw!

Ahhh! Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

Yee-haw! Who knew?

Come on, let's go!

Ahhh! Ahhh!

See? l told you l knew how to ride!
Woo, hoo!

Whatever you do, don't say--

Whoa! Whoa!

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, never better.
Why do you ask?

Ah, it's, uh. . .

Come on, buddy.

What are you doing?

Fall off a horse,
gotta get right back on, right?

Upsy-daisy!

Well, he rears on command too.

l've got some arnica back at the barn.
lt's good for superficial wounds.

Thanks.
l, uh, appreciate the offer.

l was kinda hoping to show
your sister my cuts and bruises.

[ Laughs ]

l guess that's a sign of true love,

when you're willing to kill yourself
in order to score some points.

True love? What are you,
the family romantic?

No. l'm just trying to figure out
why you and Lou hooked up.

Are you kidding me?
We make a great team.

Yeah, l can sort of see it.

l mean, Lou's pretty pushy

when it comes
to the business end of things.

You say pushy. l say she's driven.
She's energetic. She's focused.

l mean, come on, Amy.

Filling out feed orders
and making schedules

that nobody pays attention to.

Baking cakes?
A trained monkey could do all that.

Meanwhile, Lou's career
is on hold indefinitely.

Oh!

So is that why you're here?
To take Lou away from all this?

Seriously, Amy. Don't you want
your sister to be happy?

Yeah.
That's exactly what l want.

Scott!
You've gotta help me with this.

l don't know how my mom did it.

Your mom had a trick, Lou.

Everybody loved her icing.

And here's why.

My Mother used icing from a can?
That is genius!

lf only the rest of life
was this simple.

You know, Lou, Jack invited me
here for his birthday dinner,

but really l came here
to talk to you.

Uh-oh. Last time you wanted
to talk to me,

l ended up getting drunk
and singing karaoke.

And crying.

And crying.

So how long is it gonna take for you
to get to the point this time?

What are you talking about?

Oh, come on.

You beat around the bush for weeks

before you finally told me
you were taking off to vet school.

And what about you?

You didn't even tell me you were
planning to move to New York.

That was different.

l knew you would try to talk me
out of it, so l couldn't tell you.

Well, that's sort of
where l'm at now.

Oh, my God, Carl!
Are you all right?

Yeah, l need, um, medical attention,
honey. Lots of medical attention.

What happened?

Let's just say that, um,

l'm thinking of giving up investment
banking and joining the rodeo.

You got thrown?

Twice.

Aah. . .

l should've left well enough alone
after the first time,

but l got back up.

And all l said was the magic word,
and voila,

he behaves like a circus horse.

You rode Pirate?

ln a manner of speaking, yes.

He's a trick horse. He used to ride
with the Red Rodeo Cowboy Girls.

A trick horse?

Git along.

Giddy-up.

LOU:
Amy!

You know, l know you don't like Carl,

but you didn't have to try
to kill him!

l warned him not to ride Pirate.
l tried to stop him.

Well, maybe you didn't try very hard.

He wouldn't take no for an answer.

lf you think l deliberately tried
to put a rider in danger--

Well, what else
am l supposed to think?

You know what, maybe you
should take that job in Chicago.

There is no job in Chicago.

Oh, yeah? Why don't you ask Carl?
He's the one who arranged it for you!

You don't even know
what you're talking about, Amy!

Scott!

You leaving so soon?
l thought you were staying for dinner.

Never mind.

Happy birthday, Jack.

Appreciate it.

Kinda wish l was going with you.

That was delicious.
lf you'll excuse me.

Grandpa, wait.
There's dessert.

Really?

l'll get it.

Excuse me, people.

l'd just like to take this opportunity
to say a little something

about a very special person.

ln the days since you have, uh,
welcomed me into your home,

thank you for that, l have come
to appreciate just what goes

into running a ranch like this,
and how it's all about family.

l thought l said no fuss.

Needless to say, you all, and this
was the farthest thing from my mind

when l first met Lou
at the Strickland & Cook lunch room,

and l knew right away

that l had to get to know this totally
hot and funny and intelligent and. . .

. . .spunky and forthright
and beautiful young woman.

And did l mention hot?

Please, Carl, sit down and shut up.

Samantha Louise,
will you marry me?

Uh, Carl. . .?

Happy...

Oh, my God!

Mallory! You put it back
like l told you, didn't you?

l meant to put it back.
l tried to put it back. . .

but l couldn't put it back,
and then l forgot to put it back!

Where is it now?

l don't know!

Think. Where was the last place
you had it?

ln my riding pants pocket!

And where are the pants?

At home.

ln the laundry!

l never took it out of the box.

Well, it's gotta be
here somewhere, Carl.

Always the optimist.

Well, it didn't just walk out of here.

No. At least not under its own steam.

Hey, that's my stuff.

Yeah. So you say.

Oh, l get where this is going.

l didn't take your lousy ring.

No one is accusing you
of anything, Ty.

Yeah, right.

l'm really, really sorry.

Well, the important thing is,
you brought it back.

lt went through the washer,
but l think it's still okay.

No harm done.

lt's a really nice ring.

l mean, my dad gave my mom
a semi-precious stone.

lt was actually a mood ring,
but they still got married.

Even though it stayed black
for the entire engagement.

You can go now, Mallory.

Well, uh, so much
for the surprise factor,

but since practice makes perfect. . .

Lou Fleming, will you marry me?

Oh, my God, Carl,
it is so beautiful.

Just like you.

Wow.

l don't know what to say.

Yes. . .?

l know. You are overwhelmed,
but trust me, Lou,

this is going to be amazing.

We can be in Chicago
by tomorrow night and--

Tomorrow? That's so fast.

Yeah, but you gotta have
enough time

to prepare for your interview
on Thursday, right?

Thursday?

How did you know they want
to interview me on Thursday?

You must've told me.

l never told you about that, Carl.

Yeah, sure you did.
You just forgot.

With everything that's been going on,
it's natural.

You arranged this whole thing,
didn't you?

So what?

l want you to come with me.

The people in Chicago,
they want you to come.

lt's a family firm, Lou.
They expect me to have a family.

Because l told them
l was getting married.

Boy, l'd sure hate to read my
performance review after that one.

''Ability to propose marriage,
zero out of a possible ten.''

But l swear to you, Lou. . .

lt's not about a job.

l love you.

l love you.
That's what this is about.

And l want you to marry me,
because l love you.

Come on, Lou, say something.

l can't get this damn thing
off my finger.

Ummm. . .

You know, you can always
change your mind, Lou.

Keep your options open.

l'll keep that in mind.

[ Phone rings ]

Chicago.

Take the call, Carl.

Howdy, partner.

Yes, l'm still in Big Sky Country,

heading back to civilization
as we speak.

There he goes.

The Dude.

Well, look on the bright side, Lou.
He didn't overstay his welcome.

At least now everyone can stop
asking me how long he's staying.

No regrets, then?

Thought l saw Carl on the road
back there, heading out.

Yeah.

You know, l guess l feel kind of bad
about how things turned out.

Yeah. Me too.

Yeah, right.

Git along.

That's a nice job you did
with the icing, Lou.

lt's my mom's recipe.

Rip: DevilsBackbone

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