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Previously on "Girlfriend's
Guide to Divorce... "
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In the spirit of radical honesty,
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I am dedicated to truth from here on in.
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Becca is pregnant.
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I try to fix everybody else's stuff
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cause I don't have the
first clue to fix my own.
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These belong Zooey.
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She's gonna visit Frumpkis
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and the Wicked Witch of the South.
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I'm going to hate being
with Dad and the fat head.
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How do you know Dr. Harris?
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He's like an Oprah doctor.
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Today, I find out
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that he knocked up his ex-girlfriend.
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Good, I'm glad he finally
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manned up and told you.
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How long have you known Becca was pregnant?
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About a month.
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That is a huge omission.
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Okay fine, it's my fault.
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It kind of is.
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_
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So...
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Right?
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Yeah.
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Right.
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Lilly, will you please go get your brother?
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You're late.
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- Charlie, we're late!
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That's not what I asked you to do.
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Can you please go upstairs and get him?
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hi.
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Hello.
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I should've told you about Becca
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as soon as I knew.
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I am so sorry.
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It's just old Jake.
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Bad Jake.
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Not bad.
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No bad.
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A little bit.
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I just, um...
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Look, I said some horrible things too
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and, ah... I was upset, I
could be very cutting.
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No, no, I'm apologizing.
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I am sorry.
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I was wrong.
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And you accepted my apology
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and let's not...
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Spend an hour revisiting
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all the awful things we said to each other.
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Yeah, that.
Let's not do that one.
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- We could make out instead.
- That I like.
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Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama!
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Wow! Oh, my God, Charlie, slow down!
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My butt is so itchy.
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Hi, Dad!
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Hi, itchy butt.
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Go to the car please, I'll be right out.
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What about my butt?
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We'll get to it.
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- Hurry!
- Nobody cares about your butt.
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Um, hey, I was thinking,
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before Latvia,
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maybe we should go up to that place in Ojai
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for a weekend.
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We can't fix this in a weekend.
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No, of course we can't,
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but look, I'm going to
Latvia for four months.
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You're gonna be going on glam dates
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and writing a book about divorce.
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The clock is ticking here, Abby.
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Even if I wanted to
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I have to work and you're prepping.
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Always gonna be something though, no!
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- Okay, hey!
- I want to go away with you.
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How about we hole up at home?
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No kids. All weekend.
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Oh.
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Why does that seem naughty to me?
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Because how many hours do you think
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we get to spend in this house without kids.
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I think zero, zero hours.
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- None hours.
- None hours.
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Great!
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And then we could, you know...
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- What? Oh.
- On the couch, in the pool,
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in the garage and...
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- Garage? Are you into that?
- Not that we... I...
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Not the garage, I'm just
riffing on that idea.
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You know what we do?
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We send the kids with Ford
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and Lilly can help him get the cousins.
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- And no phones...
- Yeah.
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Cause if something goes on with the kids,
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Ford can use the landline.
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It's old school, it's analog.
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I like it.
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Analog!
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Good.
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Oh, got to take the kids.
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Quickie in the garage?
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- No.
- Kidding.
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Okay.
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- Okay.
- Tonight?
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Tonight!
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I'm so excited.
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Can't wait, I love you.
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I love you.
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Oh no, no, no, this is cute.
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Right?
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This is really, really cute here.
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Oh, my gosh, hi!
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Hello.
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Marria, this is Delia, my former divorce
attorney and current good friend.
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- Hello, nice to meet you.
- Hello.
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This is Marria, we were models
and were roommates in Milan.
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I thought I recognized your face.
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Beauty.
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I know, she actually kept working
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and got really good gigs.
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For a minute.
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Now, I'm lucky if I book
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the mom in a J. Crew catalog
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because I'm like,
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33.
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Shh.
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But that's why the Blue Robin campaign
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is so empowering.
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You have to do this with me, Phoebe.
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I got a call today,
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along with the beauty here,
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to maybe be in this year's
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all-natural gal campaign.
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The all-natural woman at any age ads?
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That's enormous!
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Right?
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So powerful, it's positive,
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raw, real, minimal makeup, no Photoshop.
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Terrifying.
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Come on, you look amazing.
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I don't know.
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My modeling years were
not the best memories.
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And these are test shots, right?
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So only one of us actually gets the job.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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I'm with Marria, give it a shot.
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Anyway I got to run, I'm
going house hunting with Gordon
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Oh, that's fun.
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Enough of this wedding B.S.
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Let's just, get on the real life, right?
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Do it.
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We on for dinner?
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Oh yeah, you bet your fine ass we are.
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- See you later.
- Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too.
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So is the food good at least?
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Deep-fried NASCAR pickles or whatever.
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I can't wait to come home tomorrow.
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Charlene is the worst.
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I hate her.
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Oh, honey, I'm so sorry to hear that.
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How's the paradise place?
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It's great!
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It's like we work for IBM in the '80s.
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- Ew.
- Kidding.
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It's fun.
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Ping-pong and a swimming pool,
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and Uncle Jake lives in
one of the lesser areas.
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It's like the Paradiso ghetto.
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I thought you hate Uncle Jake.
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No it's good to keep your
enemies where you can see them,
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my little southern belle.
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Well, I can see mine perfectly.
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Ugh.
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Hang in there, okay?
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You're almost home.
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I love you.
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And here's your perfect kitchen.
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Don't look at me, sweetie.
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It's perfect for my chef.
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Oh yes. of course.
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Nice, nice home office for you.
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Do we like?
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We love.
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Now, this is the 19th century configuration
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of bedroom for each.
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Each what?
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Person.
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Oh.
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Huh, I didn't know that was a thing.
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Oh, yes.
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It's become popular. The...
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"Downton Abbey" style.
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But a lot of folks prefer the single.
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No, I... I kind of love it.
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I love the idea.
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It's very regal.
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You love separate bedrooms, really?
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Insomniac.
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Teeth grinder, duvet hogger.
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Oh, what about warts and all?
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I don't know, I just...
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it seems kind of romantic.
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Or the opposite of romantic?
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It's nice to have the option, right?
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I think the bidets are African ivory.
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Maybe before poaching
was illegal of course.
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Too late now! Come see.
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Abby?
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Abs!
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Colder.
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Warmer.
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Warmer.
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Holy shit.
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Last one naked gets to do
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whatever the other one wants.
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That's a win-win.
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I know.
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That's the loudest sex we've ever had.
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Definitely.
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Radical honesty.
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Oh, no.
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What?
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I would like my husband slash
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ex-husband to make me a drink.
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Oh, yeah?
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Yeah.
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Honesty.
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- That's right.
- Love it!
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You know seriously,
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I love the conversation
we had this morning.
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Yeah, me too.
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We apologized, we moved on, and...
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We didn't rehash every argument we've had
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for the last 20 years.
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Exactly.
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Radical honesty,
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and then we let it go.
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Let it go.
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No!
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Don't sing that song.
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Fine.
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You get my point?
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I do.
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Oh, what's in this?
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Good stuff.
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Radical honesty.
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Cheers.
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So were you in love with Nate?
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What?
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Okay, I'm letting it go.
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Most of it.
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But, you know, you told
me about the Will thing,
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and that somehow got me back to Nate
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and were you in love with Nate.
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Okay.
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No, I was not in love with Nate.
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It was not about that.
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I think I just needed someone
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to tell me I'm beautiful
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and funny, smart.
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I needed somebody to give me cookies.
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Some ego cookies.
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I wasn't giving out many of those.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah, well,
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I do demand a lot of cookies.
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Indeed you do.
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Y'know I was little, I
cookie-starved myself...
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Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.
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- Mmm.
- I just think as time goes by
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eventually it's like
you can't see each other.
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Not the way other people do.
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Mm-hmm.
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00:09:07,618 --> 00:09:08,900
Well, I see you now.
279
00:09:08,925 --> 00:09:09,958
What?
280
00:09:11,706 --> 00:09:13,739
Yeah in fact, I would like...
281
00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,824
- Oh!
- To see you lay all over...
282
00:09:15,826 --> 00:09:17,209
Oh, my God!
283
00:09:17,245 --> 00:09:18,994
Our dining room table.
284
00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:20,212
Whoa!
285
00:09:22,833 --> 00:09:24,800
We're gonna about 30 seconds
286
00:09:24,835 --> 00:09:25,968
before you get all Hazmat-y
287
00:09:26,003 --> 00:09:27,169
and have to clean this table up.
288
00:09:27,171 --> 00:09:28,504
You have always underestimated
289
00:09:28,506 --> 00:09:29,889
my tolerance for disorder.
290
00:09:29,924 --> 00:09:31,173
Oh, I have?
291
00:09:31,198 --> 00:09:32,314
Yeah.
292
00:09:33,886 --> 00:09:35,052
So like
293
00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:37,455
if I...
294
00:09:39,967 --> 00:09:41,550
If I just
295
00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:43,320
dropped this egg on the floor,
296
00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:44,794
that'd be cool, you
wouldn't have to clean it up
297
00:09:44,819 --> 00:09:45,818
right away?
298
00:09:45,856 --> 00:09:47,494
It would be wasteful, but...
299
00:09:47,519 --> 00:09:49,185
I wouldn't...
300
00:09:50,118 --> 00:09:52,505
And one, two...
301
00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:53,696
You are so gonna get it.
302
00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:54,697
- Three.
- First of all,
303
00:09:54,699 --> 00:09:55,948
you left the refrigerator door open.
304
00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,949
Here we go, four.
305
00:09:57,001 --> 00:09:58,834
That is a wild waste of energy.
306
00:09:58,869 --> 00:10:00,369
Six, seven...
307
00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:05,606
Bam!
308
00:10:05,631 --> 00:10:07,347
Not cleaning that up, baby.
309
00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:10,713
You are so dead.
310
00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:02,866
Oh, my God.
311
00:11:05,190 --> 00:11:06,323
When he seemed
312
00:11:06,348 --> 00:11:08,682
positively delighted
313
00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:10,366
at the thought of separate bedrooms.
314
00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:11,690
You said he had sleep problems.
315
00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:12,681
Mm-mm.
316
00:11:12,706 --> 00:11:14,540
He never had a problem with it before.
317
00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,245
What if he's that
doubting the whole things?
318
00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:18,497
No, did he demand separate bedrooms?
319
00:11:18,532 --> 00:11:19,615
Was he trying to start a fight?
320
00:11:19,617 --> 00:11:21,166
No, he said like it's nice to have
321
00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:22,202
the option or something.
322
00:11:22,253 --> 00:11:23,369
That's not cold feet,
323
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,621
and I kind of get his point.
324
00:11:25,673 --> 00:11:26,673
What?
325
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,424
Binge Netflix, fart with abandon,
326
00:11:28,459 --> 00:11:29,425
get your alone time.
327
00:11:29,450 --> 00:11:31,749
It really took me by surprise.
328
00:11:32,084 --> 00:11:33,918
No, I'm good.
329
00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,026
I have a photo shoot tomorrow.
330
00:11:36,183 --> 00:11:38,133
- You're kidding.
- No.
331
00:11:38,185 --> 00:11:40,386
Oh, my... I could've sworn
332
00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:42,638
that you were letting Marria down gently.
333
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:44,640
This is probably going
to be the last chance
334
00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:45,974
I get to do this again.
335
00:11:46,027 --> 00:11:47,390
And you know after Marco,
336
00:11:48,457 --> 00:11:50,824
I'm kind of grateful to do something
337
00:11:50,849 --> 00:11:54,640
that might send some good
energy into to the universe.
338
00:11:54,706 --> 00:11:58,515
Mm, here's to sending some good energy.
339
00:11:59,216 --> 00:12:00,765
Good energy.
340
00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:11,514
Mmm.
341
00:12:14,348 --> 00:12:15,348
Mm-hmm.
342
00:12:15,373 --> 00:12:17,218
Good morning Mrs. Clean.
343
00:12:17,957 --> 00:12:18,905
Mm-hmm.
344
00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:20,713
Good morning.
345
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:22,907
Really, the sports already?
346
00:12:22,932 --> 00:12:25,817
Really with the scrubbing already?
347
00:12:29,019 --> 00:12:30,352
I really don't want to watch.
348
00:12:30,354 --> 00:12:31,353
Oh, come on.
349
00:12:31,355 --> 00:12:33,322
Come watch it with me.
350
00:12:33,357 --> 00:12:35,240
You've never given it the time of day.
351
00:12:35,276 --> 00:12:38,360
You know that Phil Jackson
used to have his players
352
00:12:38,362 --> 00:12:39,361
practice without the ball.
353
00:12:39,363 --> 00:12:40,529
Oh, my God.
354
00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:41,997
No, no, cause it's about five people...
355
00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:44,249
- You sound like...
- Thinking with one mind.
356
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:46,618
A pretentious guy, who's about
357
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:49,338
to direct a film with Joseph Gordon Levitt.
358
00:12:49,373 --> 00:12:50,373
Oh, wait!
359
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,624
Oh, come on.
360
00:12:52,676 --> 00:12:54,676
I'm serious.
361
00:12:54,712 --> 00:12:56,762
It's... you danced in college.
362
00:12:56,797 --> 00:12:57,880
Yeah. It's... come here.
363
00:12:57,882 --> 00:12:58,881
I'll show you.
364
00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,215
No, I am hungover
365
00:13:00,267 --> 00:13:01,383
and I need food and water.
366
00:13:01,385 --> 00:13:02,768
Uh-huh, you need this.
367
00:13:02,803 --> 00:13:04,887
This is the ball, right?
368
00:13:04,889 --> 00:13:06,555
You can't let me get it, right?
369
00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:07,556
Cause here I can get it,
370
00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,191
but here I can't get it.
371
00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:10,309
You got to use your butt.
372
00:13:10,361 --> 00:13:12,144
- My butt?
- Yeah you got to like dance.
373
00:13:12,196 --> 00:13:13,145
I will be away from... no.
374
00:13:13,197 --> 00:13:14,196
Keep it... let's see look, I get it.
375
00:13:14,231 --> 00:13:15,814
Oh, God!
376
00:13:15,839 --> 00:13:17,622
Ow!
377
00:13:17,647 --> 00:13:19,347
That didn't hurt.
378
00:13:20,404 --> 00:13:22,070
Now there's pretzels everywhere.
379
00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:24,490
I know that OCD carb nightmare!
380
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,824
God, grow up!
381
00:13:25,876 --> 00:13:27,409
Oh, grow down!
382
00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:29,995
Grow down, Abby.
383
00:13:30,047 --> 00:13:31,046
I don't want to be tickled.
384
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,047
Grow down, grow down, grow down.
385
00:13:32,082 --> 00:13:33,048
No really, stop.
386
00:13:33,083 --> 00:13:34,049
I don't want to be tickled.
387
00:13:34,084 --> 00:13:35,050
Stop!
388
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:36,802
Oh, God! Jesus.
389
00:13:37,755 --> 00:13:38,755
You hit me in the face.
390
00:13:38,806 --> 00:13:39,838
I'm sorry.
391
00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,890
Can you just like relax for a minute.
392
00:13:41,926 --> 00:13:43,425
You're provoking me.
393
00:13:43,427 --> 00:13:44,426
I'm not provoking you.
394
00:13:44,428 --> 00:13:45,594
You clean the entire house
395
00:13:45,596 --> 00:13:47,429
when we talked about not cleaning the house.
396
00:13:50,468 --> 00:13:52,418
No, mm-mmm.
397
00:13:55,078 --> 00:13:56,027
No.
398
00:13:57,155 --> 00:13:59,162
No? And what is it Jake and Abby's
399
00:13:59,187 --> 00:14:00,943
greatest hits argument number seven?
400
00:14:00,945 --> 00:14:01,945
The cleaning argument?
401
00:14:01,996 --> 00:14:03,695
I don't want to have it, do you?
402
00:14:03,747 --> 00:14:05,030
Skip it, right?
403
00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:05,968
Let it go.
404
00:14:05,993 --> 00:14:08,160
I'm just... I'm gonna let it go.
405
00:14:11,026 --> 00:14:13,660
I think we're either
gonna save our marriage
406
00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:16,262
or we're gonna end up in a
mental institution together.
407
00:14:16,287 --> 00:14:17,920
Same difference.
408
00:14:23,234 --> 00:14:24,607
Good morning.
409
00:14:24,632 --> 00:14:25,581
- Hi.
- Hi.
410
00:14:25,606 --> 00:14:26,638
Gordon texted.
411
00:14:26,781 --> 00:14:28,448
He's just running a bit late.
412
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,449
No problem.
413
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:30,616
It's probably brunch traffic.
414
00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:31,617
Is that a thing?
415
00:14:31,619 --> 00:14:32,618
I don't know.
416
00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,953
Anyways, no real time crunch here
417
00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:35,037
since we're only seeing the two houses.
418
00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:36,122
Oh, two.
419
00:14:36,124 --> 00:14:37,323
I thought that we were seeing four.
420
00:14:37,358 --> 00:14:39,008
Well, the ones on Roscomare and Samara
421
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,126
have single master bedrooms
422
00:14:40,128 --> 00:14:41,711
and Mr. Beech's email said
423
00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:45,181
just the two master bedroom
configurations from now on.
424
00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:48,634
Oh right, no, I thought the others...
I didn't... they're singles.
425
00:14:48,636 --> 00:14:50,019
And here's Mr. Beech!
426
00:14:50,054 --> 00:14:51,521
I think I have the door code.
427
00:14:51,556 --> 00:14:53,106
Mm-hmm.
428
00:14:58,696 --> 00:15:00,947
You and Courtney have,
uh, separate bedrooms?
429
00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:02,732
Uh, good morning to you too.
430
00:15:02,784 --> 00:15:04,400
We can take separate vacations.
431
00:15:04,452 --> 00:15:05,735
Come on.
432
00:15:05,787 --> 00:15:07,036
I just think the option is intriguing...
433
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:09,372
The option to not sleep beside me.
434
00:15:09,397 --> 00:15:12,815
Okay, Chateau Du Beech et Banai awaits!
435
00:15:13,545 --> 00:15:15,161
Delia, love of my life,
436
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:16,829
we are just exploring this thing.
437
00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,080
Exploring?
438
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:19,882
You told Cyan.
439
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,134
- Shawn.
- Whatever his name is.
440
00:15:21,169 --> 00:15:22,835
The only one to see
places with two masters,
441
00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:24,387
that's not exploring.
442
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:25,588
That's deciding
443
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:27,070
for both of us.
444
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,976
Cyan, there better be two of everything.
445
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:32,178
Two offices, two kitchens.
446
00:15:32,180 --> 00:15:33,327
So I take her through the whole thing,
447
00:15:33,352 --> 00:15:36,687
and afterwards Lilly thinks
about it for a second,
448
00:15:37,036 --> 00:15:41,155
and then she says, "Mom,
I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna
449
00:15:41,189 --> 00:15:43,573
"have sex until college, but when I do,
450
00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:45,992
"I promise I will call
you as soon as it's over."
451
00:15:46,027 --> 00:15:46,993
Aww.
452
00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:47,994
Our little girl.
453
00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:48,995
I know.
454
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:50,196
And Charlie...
455
00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:51,914
Oh, Charlie's gonna
lose his virginity at 13.
456
00:15:52,712 --> 00:15:53,795
Or 30.
457
00:15:54,202 --> 00:15:55,868
I can kinda see it
going either way for him.
458
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,954
Agreed, I totally get that.
459
00:15:58,006 --> 00:16:00,423
Ah, so radical honesty...
460
00:16:00,458 --> 00:16:01,458
Go for it.
461
00:16:01,483 --> 00:16:04,184
When I think about the CW, baby.
462
00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:06,879
I just feel ripped off.
463
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,348
I feel like we did the baby thing already.
464
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:11,217
It was hard, I don't want to do it again.
465
00:16:11,269 --> 00:16:12,218
Yeah.
466
00:16:12,243 --> 00:16:13,993
Well radical honesty...
467
00:16:14,996 --> 00:16:16,898
You probably should've come on her tits.
468
00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:19,275
Right?
469
00:16:19,310 --> 00:16:20,560
Right.
470
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,528
Like the CW baby is happening
471
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:23,613
and we can bitch about it
472
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:24,697
or we can embrace it.
473
00:16:24,732 --> 00:16:25,698
But if we're at our best,
474
00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,783
we can handle it.
475
00:16:27,819 --> 00:16:29,902
I mean, we can thrive even.
476
00:16:32,916 --> 00:16:34,115
Amazing.
477
00:16:34,140 --> 00:16:35,139
Thank you.
478
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:42,105
Oh, my baby!
479
00:16:42,130 --> 00:16:44,130
I missed you!
480
00:16:44,155 --> 00:16:45,454
Oh, I missed you too,
481
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:46,444
but I can't breathe.
482
00:16:46,469 --> 00:16:47,634
Mmm.
483
00:16:47,659 --> 00:16:50,890
The latest delectable creations from Scott.
484
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:53,188
Game changers.
485
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,430
Not vegan.
486
00:16:55,455 --> 00:16:56,955
Oh, exciting.
487
00:16:56,980 --> 00:16:58,012
- Mm-hmm.
- Thank you.
488
00:16:58,037 --> 00:16:59,653
Okay now, dish it.
489
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:01,095
How bad is it?
490
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,921
Honestly, I don't think I
have the language skills.
491
00:17:03,946 --> 00:17:06,413
I don't think James Joyce
had the language skills.
492
00:17:06,438 --> 00:17:07,737
Really?
493
00:17:07,942 --> 00:17:09,942
Mom, while I'm fully aware
494
00:17:09,944 --> 00:17:11,327
of the self-sabotaging nature
495
00:17:11,362 --> 00:17:12,662
of woman on woman ridicule.
496
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:14,497
- Mm-hmm.
- I must say this,
497
00:17:14,532 --> 00:17:16,532
she is a monster.
498
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,085
I caught the monster part go on.
499
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:20,786
She's dumb, she's mean, she's ignorant...
500
00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:21,921
Oh, whoa, whoa, mean how?
501
00:17:21,956 --> 00:17:22,922
Mean to you?
502
00:17:22,957 --> 00:17:23,957
Do I need to cut a bitch?
503
00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:26,259
The bitch was metaphorically cut.
504
00:17:26,284 --> 00:17:28,451
She even retreated to her parlor.
505
00:17:30,511 --> 00:17:32,261
I'm so proud of you.
506
00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:34,661
Please don't get into it
with Dad on this, okay?
507
00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,552
Mm-mm, no.
508
00:17:36,604 --> 00:17:39,138
Oh, munchkin, come here.
509
00:17:39,217 --> 00:17:41,584
I'm gonna wash up and unpack.
510
00:17:41,609 --> 00:17:42,929
Come keep me company?
511
00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:45,034
Nothing would make me happier.
512
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:46,950
I'll be right in.
513
00:17:51,728 --> 00:17:53,228
_
514
00:17:53,710 --> 00:17:55,538
"Retreated to her parlor," huh.
515
00:17:55,573 --> 00:17:57,206
- Zooey's back.
- _
516
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,202
_
517
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:18,678
Can I just say,
518
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,730
I had your June of '98 "Vogue" cover
519
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:23,149
in my locker all of 7th grade.
520
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,935
Oh, my God, that's cool, thanks.
521
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:28,104
Hey, can you help out a second?
522
00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:29,077
Yeah.
523
00:18:29,117 --> 00:18:30,195
Thanks, Phoebe.
524
00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:32,241
- Carson.
- Mm-hmm?
525
00:18:32,276 --> 00:18:34,026
This girl, jowls, I'm not kidding.
526
00:18:34,028 --> 00:18:36,362
Can you tape them, try to
put a jaw line on her, okay?
527
00:18:36,364 --> 00:18:37,413
- Okay.
- Kind of in a hurry.
528
00:18:37,448 --> 00:18:38,497
Thanks.
529
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:41,148
Tape them?
530
00:18:41,173 --> 00:18:42,866
What happened to all-natural?
531
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,087
Jonas?
532
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:46,088
Hey, I didn't know
533
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,089
you we're gonna be here.
534
00:18:47,125 --> 00:18:48,791
- Phoebes, hey, honey.
- Hi.
535
00:18:48,843 --> 00:18:50,376
Sorry, I couldn't sleep last night.
536
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,735
You can work some magic, right?
537
00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,548
I'm so puffy.
538
00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:57,466
No, stop it you're fine.
539
00:18:57,869 --> 00:18:59,536
Just breathe.
540
00:18:59,561 --> 00:19:01,060
Okay.
541
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:02,452
I'm great.
542
00:19:02,630 --> 00:19:04,513
I didn't even want to
think what year it was.
543
00:19:04,538 --> 00:19:06,622
The last time the three of us
were in the same room together.
544
00:19:06,647 --> 00:19:07,946
I'm sorry, out of time, come on.
545
00:19:08,062 --> 00:19:09,028
Almost done.
546
00:19:09,063 --> 00:19:10,896
Sorry, I'm good, I'm good.
547
00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:13,065
I could do it, I could do it.
548
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:15,735
It's gonna be fine, Marria.
549
00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,486
You won't regret this, I promise.
550
00:19:17,538 --> 00:19:18,571
I'm gonna be fine.
551
00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:19,523
Yeah.
552
00:19:23,378 --> 00:19:25,411
What does that mean?
553
00:19:25,463 --> 00:19:26,912
"You won't regret this."
554
00:19:26,964 --> 00:19:29,882
Oh, Alicia and I, the
producer, we're super tight.
555
00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:32,301
And she called me about this
and we started talking about
556
00:19:32,336 --> 00:19:33,469
what other girls might be good,
557
00:19:33,504 --> 00:19:36,088
and I totally pushed for you two.
558
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:37,335
You didn't tell me that.
559
00:19:37,417 --> 00:19:39,641
- Well you're glad you're here, right?
- Yeah.
560
00:19:41,095 --> 00:19:42,171
How is Jonas?
561
00:19:43,406 --> 00:19:44,939
Alcoholic.
562
00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,433
She's been sober for a few months.
563
00:19:47,435 --> 00:19:49,602
Just trying to throw her a bone.
564
00:19:49,654 --> 00:19:51,937
You should have seen her
before I worked on her.
565
00:19:55,046 --> 00:19:58,097
I did see on the Twitter
that you're fake date
566
00:19:58,122 --> 00:20:00,138
with the real doctor was a disaster.
567
00:20:00,163 --> 00:20:01,445
Well, I did cry
568
00:20:01,582 --> 00:20:02,865
over you.
569
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:04,033
If you must know.
570
00:20:04,085 --> 00:20:05,618
Sad, but what an awesome story.
571
00:20:05,670 --> 00:20:06,619
Go on.
572
00:20:07,509 --> 00:20:08,891
How much longer do you have to
573
00:20:09,090 --> 00:20:10,289
do that kind of stuff.
574
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,957
It's kind of bad for my ego cookies.
575
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,843
I don't know.
576
00:20:13,878 --> 00:20:15,878
I do know it's hard.
577
00:20:15,930 --> 00:20:17,038
Thank you.
578
00:20:17,904 --> 00:20:19,036
But I mean...
579
00:20:20,468 --> 00:20:22,101
Soon you have to abdicate your role
580
00:20:22,136 --> 00:20:24,553
as the face of the divorce
industrial complex, right?
581
00:20:24,605 --> 00:20:25,554
Not necessarily.
582
00:20:25,606 --> 00:20:26,555
I am writing a book.
583
00:20:26,607 --> 00:20:27,607
Oh, I know.
584
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:29,141
My parents read the press release.
585
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:30,476
"I mean, your marriage failed.
586
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:31,913
Do you have to announce it to the world?"
587
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:34,577
Ugh, that's a good
alternate title for the book.
588
00:20:35,817 --> 00:20:38,984
I'm sure your parents are glad
589
00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,877
that you finally ditched
the dead beat husband, right?
590
00:20:43,202 --> 00:20:44,374
I'm sorry.
591
00:20:44,408 --> 00:20:45,458
Jesus.
592
00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:47,243
They never gave you a real chance.
593
00:20:47,295 --> 00:20:50,162
And the truth is they have barely mentioned
594
00:20:50,164 --> 00:20:51,831
our split at all.
595
00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:52,998
Oh yeah, it's not about them.
596
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,166
Why would they?
597
00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,584
Don't be mean.
598
00:20:55,636 --> 00:20:57,169
I'm not being mean, I'm being realistic.
599
00:20:57,221 --> 00:20:59,505
I mean, you and Max are their props.
600
00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:02,641
They want the image of
the perfectly happy family
601
00:21:02,677 --> 00:21:05,511
until something gets messy then... whoosh!
602
00:21:05,513 --> 00:21:07,513
They're ghosts! They're gone!
603
00:21:07,565 --> 00:21:08,647
That is not true.
604
00:21:08,683 --> 00:21:10,015
They raised us to be independent...
605
00:21:10,017 --> 00:21:11,851
Come on, they raised you to raise yourself.
606
00:21:11,853 --> 00:21:13,853
I mean, my mom may call three times a day,
607
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,604
- Yeah, that does not mean...
- But she would anything for me.
608
00:21:15,656 --> 00:21:17,022
- That she...
- That means she's a parent!
609
00:21:17,074 --> 00:21:18,107
No!
610
00:21:18,159 --> 00:21:19,108
No.
611
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,493
This is Jake and Abby,
612
00:21:20,528 --> 00:21:22,528
greatest hits number 19.
613
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,413
You are 19 with a bullet in rising.
614
00:21:24,448 --> 00:21:25,414
Could we just?
615
00:21:25,449 --> 00:21:26,532
- Move on.
- Please.
616
00:21:26,534 --> 00:21:27,750
- Moving on!
- That number 19 is gone.
617
00:21:27,785 --> 00:21:29,034
I'm throwing it out.
618
00:21:29,086 --> 00:21:30,369
I don't even know what
you're talking about.
619
00:21:30,421 --> 00:21:31,787
What are you talking about?
620
00:21:36,624 --> 00:21:38,006
Yeah.
621
00:21:40,464 --> 00:21:41,714
Ah!
622
00:21:41,766 --> 00:21:43,682
Okay.
623
00:21:44,968 --> 00:21:46,218
I feel tense, do you feel tense?
624
00:21:46,220 --> 00:21:47,553
- Yeah, I feel a little tense.
- Yeah.
625
00:21:47,555 --> 00:21:49,305
But I still feel like
we're doing the right thing.
626
00:21:49,357 --> 00:21:50,806
You know, we're not going down old roads.
627
00:21:50,858 --> 00:21:52,024
- No, no, yeah, definitely.
- Dead-ends.
628
00:21:52,059 --> 00:21:53,025
- Definitely.
- Right?
629
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:54,777
- Less talk more action.
- Yes!
630
00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:58,113
- We should...
- We could... make hot cocoa.
631
00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:59,865
Play a game of Hearts.
632
00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,483
Not exactly action...
633
00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:03,536
If you want to go the mellow route,
634
00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:04,537
we could like
635
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:05,621
binge watch "House of Cards."
636
00:22:05,656 --> 00:22:06,956
I've plowed through it already.
637
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:07,957
- Okay.
- Sorry.
638
00:22:07,992 --> 00:22:08,958
We were separated.
639
00:22:08,993 --> 00:22:09,959
It's... yeah.
640
00:22:09,994 --> 00:22:11,043
I mean,
641
00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:12,244
we could just take a bunch of ecstasy,
642
00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:14,213
find the old dance mixes
and party all night.
643
00:22:14,248 --> 00:22:15,831
Oh, do you have molly?
644
00:22:15,883 --> 00:22:18,584
Molly... isn't that
the New Coke of ecstasy?
645
00:22:18,636 --> 00:22:20,135
Do you have it?
646
00:22:20,171 --> 00:22:21,337
No, I don't have any.
647
00:22:21,362 --> 00:22:23,896
Aww, sounds amazing.
648
00:22:25,092 --> 00:22:26,141
You know there is this guy
649
00:22:26,177 --> 00:22:28,761
at the the Paradiso
who says anytime I want,
650
00:22:28,813 --> 00:22:30,563
I could be back in like 40 minutes.
651
00:22:30,598 --> 00:22:31,538
Hurry up.
652
00:22:33,517 --> 00:22:34,934
Kiss me first.
653
00:22:34,986 --> 00:22:36,936
Oh, my God.
654
00:22:36,988 --> 00:22:37,988
All right, um,
655
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,271
I'll text you when I get it.
656
00:22:39,273 --> 00:22:41,023
Okay, I'll find Charlie's glow sticks.
657
00:22:41,075 --> 00:22:42,608
Whoo!
658
00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:45,778
Zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing.
659
00:22:57,484 --> 00:22:58,883
Novak, what?
660
00:22:58,919 --> 00:22:59,867
I need a quick favor.
661
00:23:00,039 --> 00:23:01,004
Is this a home invasion?
662
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:02,005
Uh, no.
663
00:23:02,041 --> 00:23:03,006
Fine, if you could show me
664
00:23:03,042 --> 00:23:04,124
how to forward a text message.
665
00:23:04,126 --> 00:23:05,209
Okay, I'm looking for that guy.
666
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:06,627
I think he lives in 3F...
667
00:23:06,629 --> 00:23:07,629
Stanny?
668
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:08,629
Oh... it's pronounced "Staani".
669
00:23:08,681 --> 00:23:09,630
Stanni.
670
00:23:09,682 --> 00:23:10,631
- Like Yanni.
- Uh-huh.
671
00:23:10,683 --> 00:23:11,765
He's in jail.
672
00:23:11,801 --> 00:23:13,016
- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
673
00:23:13,052 --> 00:23:14,017
Bummer.
674
00:23:14,053 --> 00:23:15,886
Forward texting, how?
675
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:17,468
You just...
676
00:23:18,891 --> 00:23:20,307
Press it then you press contact.
677
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:21,308
- Uh-huh.
- See?
678
00:23:21,360 --> 00:23:22,309
Is this Zooey's phone?
679
00:23:22,361 --> 00:23:23,310
Yeah.
680
00:23:23,362 --> 00:23:24,645
She tells me she hate Charlene, right?
681
00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:25,646
I check the phone,
682
00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:26,814
and they've been texting each other
683
00:23:26,866 --> 00:23:29,650
back and forth with, "I
miss you," "I miss you too,"
684
00:23:29,652 --> 00:23:31,118
"I can't wait to come back."
685
00:23:32,705 --> 00:23:34,371
It's horrible, right?
686
00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:36,857
Okay, you are, one,
spying on your daughter.
687
00:23:36,892 --> 00:23:38,208
And two, you're pissed
688
00:23:38,244 --> 00:23:39,209
that she's not miserable
689
00:23:39,245 --> 00:23:40,210
when she's with her father.
690
00:23:40,246 --> 00:23:41,462
She's lying to me.
691
00:23:41,497 --> 00:23:43,163
Well gosh, I wonder
how you would've reacted
692
00:23:43,215 --> 00:23:44,381
had she told you the truth.
693
00:23:44,406 --> 00:23:46,156
That would have gone great for her.
694
00:23:48,446 --> 00:23:50,023
Why are you in my apartment again?
695
00:23:52,712 --> 00:23:55,079
Do you have any ecstasy, extra molly?
696
00:23:57,596 --> 00:23:59,179
Oh, my God.
697
00:23:59,231 --> 00:24:00,848
You two are hilarious.
698
00:24:00,900 --> 00:24:01,849
What do you mean "you two?"
699
00:24:01,901 --> 00:24:02,850
What does that mean?
700
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:05,819
Oh, I know all about it, lover boy!
701
00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:07,009
You don't know anything.
702
00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:08,522
Let's see here.
703
00:24:08,937 --> 00:24:11,024
No ecstasy because I'm not 15.
704
00:24:11,026 --> 00:24:12,025
Okay.
705
00:24:12,050 --> 00:24:13,967
Now we've got... oh.
706
00:24:14,864 --> 00:24:17,831
Two Ambien, couple Zoloft,
707
00:24:17,867 --> 00:24:20,534
a Lipitor, and, um...
708
00:24:20,968 --> 00:24:23,420
Oh, what do you know.
709
00:24:23,455 --> 00:24:26,173
A Viagra-Frumpkis I found in my shoe.
710
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:27,708
I'll take it all.
711
00:24:27,710 --> 00:24:28,959
Except the Viagra, thank you.
712
00:24:29,011 --> 00:24:30,544
Mm-hmm.
713
00:24:33,549 --> 00:24:34,882
Fine, just give it to me.
714
00:24:34,884 --> 00:24:36,049
Don't give me the look.
715
00:24:36,101 --> 00:24:38,051
Can I have a baggy or something please?
716
00:24:38,053 --> 00:24:41,388
So how's my... highly-wound friend doing?
717
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,441
She's, um... good you know,
718
00:24:44,476 --> 00:24:45,893
we'll see, we're working on it.
719
00:24:45,945 --> 00:24:47,394
She misses you.
720
00:24:47,396 --> 00:24:50,452
I miss her too a lot.
721
00:24:51,199 --> 00:24:52,198
And if you tell her I told you that
722
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,922
I will kill you.
723
00:24:54,069 --> 00:24:55,118
Get out.
724
00:24:55,143 --> 00:24:57,109
Gladly.
725
00:25:10,070 --> 00:25:12,968
_
726
00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:22,820
Hi.
727
00:25:22,845 --> 00:25:23,845
Hey.
728
00:25:23,983 --> 00:25:25,432
Pig tails?
729
00:25:25,434 --> 00:25:26,733
Interesting.
730
00:25:26,769 --> 00:25:27,985
Where are you?
731
00:25:28,020 --> 00:25:29,653
I'm just heading out to Soho House,
732
00:25:29,688 --> 00:25:30,988
Terry Gilliam's having a screening,
733
00:25:31,023 --> 00:25:31,989
"The Fisher King."
734
00:25:32,024 --> 00:25:33,273
You want to come?
735
00:25:33,275 --> 00:25:35,179
Um, last minute.
736
00:25:35,578 --> 00:25:36,777
I know I'm sorry,
737
00:25:36,779 --> 00:25:38,445
but I just found out I got a plus one.
738
00:25:38,447 --> 00:25:39,446
Is it too late?
739
00:25:39,448 --> 00:25:40,864
It is,
740
00:25:40,916 --> 00:25:42,616
but that sounds like fun.
741
00:25:42,618 --> 00:25:44,117
Look, one more question.
742
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,335
Anything.
743
00:25:45,371 --> 00:25:47,421
Although it's impolitic to ask
744
00:25:47,456 --> 00:25:49,122
about your marital situation.
745
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,265
What?
746
00:25:50,509 --> 00:25:52,426
If you want to do a follow-up piece,
747
00:25:52,461 --> 00:25:54,343
don't you need a follow-up date?
748
00:25:55,214 --> 00:25:56,679
Let me say this.
749
00:25:57,132 --> 00:25:59,800
I would like to follow-up.
750
00:25:59,802 --> 00:26:03,053
Good to hear.
751
00:26:04,139 --> 00:26:05,188
Until then.
752
00:26:05,278 --> 00:26:07,028
Okay, bye.
753
00:26:18,462 --> 00:26:19,428
Gorgeous.
754
00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,249
Perfect
755
00:26:28,747 --> 00:26:30,964
It's good to be home, isn't it?
756
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,299
Yeah.
757
00:26:34,470 --> 00:26:36,054
Phoebe, over here.
758
00:26:37,006 --> 00:26:40,590
Okay. Yeah.
759
00:26:45,399 --> 00:26:46,632
Abby.
760
00:26:47,412 --> 00:26:48,778
Abs?
761
00:26:48,851 --> 00:26:50,350
Abby, where are you?
762
00:26:50,402 --> 00:26:52,085
Got some really lame drugs!
763
00:27:00,370 --> 00:27:03,070
- Good morning, you.
- Good morning.
764
00:27:04,533 --> 00:27:05,952
I feel asleep.
765
00:27:07,086 --> 00:27:08,535
No, you must have blacked out
766
00:27:08,587 --> 00:27:10,037
cause we... we rolled all night.
767
00:27:10,039 --> 00:27:11,121
We danced like maniacs.
768
00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:12,539
So you're going to be really tired.
769
00:27:12,591 --> 00:27:14,041
What's happening here?
770
00:27:14,093 --> 00:27:15,759
This dryer vent's been busted,
771
00:27:15,794 --> 00:27:17,711
and I'm just feeling
handy, and I miss being
772
00:27:17,713 --> 00:27:18,879
the man around the house.
773
00:27:18,931 --> 00:27:20,547
You missed attacking
774
00:27:20,549 --> 00:27:22,766
various inanimate objects and screaming?
775
00:27:22,801 --> 00:27:25,385
Maybe let's try the... new version of that.
776
00:27:25,387 --> 00:27:27,104
Where I'm calm and capable
777
00:27:27,139 --> 00:27:28,472
and you're supportive.
778
00:27:28,497 --> 00:27:29,366
Sorry.
779
00:27:30,225 --> 00:27:31,391
You're cute.
780
00:27:31,443 --> 00:27:32,943
You are capable.
781
00:27:32,978 --> 00:27:35,195
And this is... this looks beautiful.
782
00:27:35,230 --> 00:27:36,196
Thank you so much.
783
00:27:36,231 --> 00:27:37,397
You're welcome.
784
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,732
You mad about my party fail?
785
00:27:38,784 --> 00:27:40,951
No, I'm exhausted anyway.
786
00:27:41,987 --> 00:27:42,953
Actually, couldn't even find
787
00:27:42,988 --> 00:27:43,954
that guy at the Paradiso,
788
00:27:43,989 --> 00:27:45,288
so I had to score stuff from Jo.
789
00:27:45,324 --> 00:27:47,040
- Hilarious.
- I know.
790
00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:48,458
What drugs did Jo have?
791
00:27:48,494 --> 00:27:50,460
Ambien, Zoloft, and Viagra.
792
00:27:51,830 --> 00:27:53,747
So, we would have been sleepy,
793
00:27:53,772 --> 00:27:56,106
not depressed, and erect.
794
00:27:56,131 --> 00:27:57,430
Yeah, could've been a crazy night.
795
00:27:57,937 --> 00:27:59,653
It was a super cozy sleep though.
796
00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:01,671
- It was cozy.
- Hmm.
797
00:28:02,966 --> 00:28:04,382
How's Jo?
798
00:28:05,748 --> 00:28:07,414
Jo's batshit crazy.
799
00:28:07,513 --> 00:28:08,979
Whatever is going on
between the two of you,
800
00:28:09,014 --> 00:28:10,534
she seems like she wants to make peace.
801
00:28:10,566 --> 00:28:11,515
She misses you.
802
00:28:11,567 --> 00:28:13,900
Oh, peace sounds...
803
00:28:13,936 --> 00:28:15,102
complicated.
804
00:28:15,154 --> 00:28:16,937
I'm good.
805
00:28:25,614 --> 00:28:28,081
They want this every night.
806
00:28:30,753 --> 00:28:32,786
Mr. Beech, Ms. Banai?
807
00:28:32,788 --> 00:28:34,121
Everything okay in there?
808
00:28:34,173 --> 00:28:35,539
Yes, you guess!
809
00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:37,457
In your shared bedroom.
810
00:28:47,318 --> 00:28:48,530
Hello?
811
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,407
We'll take it!
812
00:28:50,432 --> 00:28:51,562
Wonderful!
813
00:28:52,691 --> 00:28:53,857
I'm here.
814
00:28:53,892 --> 00:28:55,642
Whenever.
815
00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,150
Fine.
816
00:29:03,152 --> 00:29:04,651
We go with the one bedroom.
817
00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:07,154
As long as you keep taking advantage of me.
818
00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:10,796
Oh, that makes me feel so good.
819
00:29:11,043 --> 00:29:13,405
You know, whenever
820
00:29:14,051 --> 00:29:15,718
I imagined being married,
821
00:29:15,743 --> 00:29:17,543
which was almost never,
822
00:29:17,666 --> 00:29:21,551
I did think about separate bedrooms,
823
00:29:21,587 --> 00:29:24,588
I mean, possibly as an idea but...
824
00:29:25,663 --> 00:29:27,132
When you brought it up,
825
00:29:28,015 --> 00:29:30,499
I decided, no way.
826
00:29:31,230 --> 00:29:33,346
I want my man close.
827
00:29:33,348 --> 00:29:35,460
It's funny how these things work, right?
828
00:29:40,739 --> 00:29:42,022
Wait a minute Gordon Beech,
829
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,190
did you play me?
830
00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:44,991
You do have a certain consistencies
831
00:29:45,027 --> 00:29:45,992
of character.
832
00:29:46,028 --> 00:29:47,444
You played me!
833
00:29:47,496 --> 00:29:49,613
You mean you wanted one
bedroom the whole time?
834
00:29:49,665 --> 00:29:52,365
Well hey, relationships are negotiation.
835
00:29:52,417 --> 00:29:54,773
Yes, and you are just so... good.
836
00:29:55,370 --> 00:29:56,703
I know, I know.
837
00:29:56,705 --> 00:29:57,704
Yes.
838
00:29:57,706 --> 00:29:59,539
God damn it, I love you.
839
00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:03,593
And done.
840
00:30:03,629 --> 00:30:04,594
Yeah?
841
00:30:04,630 --> 00:30:05,595
Impressed?
842
00:30:05,631 --> 00:30:07,180
I am, thank you.
843
00:30:07,216 --> 00:30:08,351
You're welcome.
844
00:30:09,101 --> 00:30:11,101
What's that?
845
00:30:12,354 --> 00:30:15,138
Oh yeah, what is that?
846
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,546
Oh, I don't know.
847
00:30:18,143 --> 00:30:19,359
Run inside and turn the dryer on
848
00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:20,265
maybe it's not important.
849
00:30:20,290 --> 00:30:21,374
It looks important.
850
00:30:21,813 --> 00:30:22,779
Well, how do you know?
851
00:30:22,814 --> 00:30:23,780
I'm the one who fixed it.
852
00:30:23,815 --> 00:30:25,866
Except it's not fixed.
853
00:30:25,901 --> 00:30:27,117
I'm just gonna...
854
00:30:27,152 --> 00:30:28,618
- Just give me a minute.
- I'm gonna YouTube it.
855
00:30:28,654 --> 00:30:29,870
- Are you kidding?
- Open my laptop.
856
00:30:29,905 --> 00:30:31,571
I'm not being overbearing.
857
00:30:31,623 --> 00:30:33,206
If you need help and I'm helping.
858
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:34,242
It's just help.
859
00:30:34,293 --> 00:30:35,242
Well, that was quite a sentence.
860
00:30:35,294 --> 00:30:36,376
You're a writer, right?
861
00:30:36,411 --> 00:30:38,662
And you're a dryer repairman, right?
862
00:30:40,713 --> 00:30:42,379
Okay, taking a breath.
863
00:30:42,404 --> 00:30:43,486
Breathing.
864
00:30:43,511 --> 00:30:44,510
Breathing.
865
00:30:44,535 --> 00:30:46,327
Argh.
866
00:30:47,055 --> 00:30:48,004
Same team.
867
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:49,056
Same team.
868
00:30:49,091 --> 00:30:50,056
- Yes.
- Okay.
869
00:30:50,092 --> 00:30:51,424
I think it will be a great idea
870
00:30:51,426 --> 00:30:52,592
if you went inside
871
00:30:52,644 --> 00:30:54,261
and use the Google machine
872
00:30:54,263 --> 00:30:55,312
and help me fix this.
873
00:30:55,347 --> 00:30:56,132
I shall.
874
00:30:56,157 --> 00:30:57,157
Thank you.
875
00:30:58,350 --> 00:31:00,100
Um, try...
876
00:31:00,102 --> 00:31:01,935
Strickland dryer vent weird piece
877
00:31:01,987 --> 00:31:03,320
or extra piece.
878
00:31:03,355 --> 00:31:05,021
- One sec.
- Okay.
879
00:31:09,444 --> 00:31:10,443
Shit!
880
00:31:10,445 --> 00:31:11,734
Hey, I just said one sec!
881
00:31:12,497 --> 00:31:14,497
Just look it up, please.
882
00:31:17,336 --> 00:31:19,869
No, don't Google it, Google... are you...
883
00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,755
You checking emails right now?
884
00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:23,707
I saw something from Barbara
885
00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:24,708
about an assignment
886
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:25,709
and I was ignoring it
887
00:31:25,761 --> 00:31:26,760
so that we can have our weekend.
888
00:31:26,795 --> 00:31:27,794
Is trying to save your marriage
889
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,452
getting the way of your divorce job?
890
00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:31,047
Wow.
891
00:31:31,099 --> 00:31:32,882
Yeah, here.
892
00:31:32,935 --> 00:31:34,601
Google it, please?
893
00:31:34,636 --> 00:31:36,019
No look, use Google Images...
894
00:31:36,054 --> 00:31:37,304
- Oh, my God!
- You're looking for an image.
895
00:31:37,306 --> 00:31:39,139
Would you please stop micromanaging me?
896
00:31:39,141 --> 00:31:40,523
- I haven't even started.
- Really?
897
00:31:40,559 --> 00:31:41,524
You're any further up my ass...
898
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,943
- I could see out my mouth.
- Out of my mouth.
899
00:31:42,978 --> 00:31:44,894
Yeah, yes, you know how I knew
you were going to say that?
900
00:31:44,947 --> 00:31:47,814
Because you have said it an
incalculable number of times!
901
00:31:47,816 --> 00:31:49,149
Fix it yourself.
902
00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:51,651
What is your problem?
903
00:31:51,653 --> 00:31:53,320
You are so stubborn!
904
00:31:53,372 --> 00:31:55,488
Yeah, I'm stubborn if I ever
deigned to suggested that
905
00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:56,873
you're the one who maybe
did something wrong!
906
00:31:56,908 --> 00:31:58,124
I have no idea what you're talking about.
907
00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,125
I think you're going crazy.
908
00:31:59,161 --> 00:32:00,161
You know what?
909
00:32:00,212 --> 00:32:02,329
Radical honesty, you're making me crazy!
910
00:32:02,331 --> 00:32:03,747
You can't handle honesty, Jake.
911
00:32:03,799 --> 00:32:04,831
Of any kind!
912
00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,832
Radical or otherwise.
913
00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:07,155
I can handle it!
914
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,180
Can you?
915
00:32:08,205 --> 00:32:09,882
Bring it on.
916
00:32:11,288 --> 00:32:12,842
They were work emails,
917
00:32:12,867 --> 00:32:13,999
or they were Harris emails.
918
00:32:14,035 --> 00:32:15,284
Would you even know the difference anymore?
919
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:16,285
Why does it even matter?
920
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,286
Why does it matter
921
00:32:17,321 --> 00:32:18,287
if you're lying to me?
922
00:32:18,322 --> 00:32:19,405
Like you lied about having a baby...
923
00:32:19,457 --> 00:32:20,739
No, no, don't change the subject.
924
00:32:20,741 --> 00:32:22,195
Answer the question.
925
00:32:23,297 --> 00:32:24,630
Fine, yes.
926
00:32:24,632 --> 00:32:26,632
I corresponded with Harris...
927
00:32:26,684 --> 00:32:29,718
- Corresponded!
- But only because all weekend,
928
00:32:29,770 --> 00:32:31,019
you've been picking on me...
929
00:32:31,055 --> 00:32:32,304
- All right.
- And making me feel like shit.
930
00:32:32,306 --> 00:32:33,555
This is my fault.
931
00:32:33,607 --> 00:32:35,307
First of all, I've not been picking on you,
932
00:32:35,309 --> 00:32:36,869
I've been trying to have a sense of fun,
933
00:32:36,894 --> 00:32:38,393
which I understand is not
exactly in your wheelhouse.
934
00:32:38,445 --> 00:32:39,394
This is what I'm talking about.
935
00:32:39,446 --> 00:32:40,395
You know what?
936
00:32:40,447 --> 00:32:41,530
If I do anything
937
00:32:41,565 --> 00:32:42,731
that's remotely corrected
938
00:32:42,783 --> 00:32:44,066
or remotely suggested,
939
00:32:44,118 --> 00:32:46,118
maybe you should just try to relax.
940
00:32:46,153 --> 00:32:47,819
You go to Defcon One.
941
00:32:47,821 --> 00:32:49,705
That's regular Defcon.
942
00:32:49,740 --> 00:32:51,290
No it... that's highest Defcon.
943
00:32:51,325 --> 00:32:53,625
- No, it is not.
- Stop it, stop it!
944
00:32:53,661 --> 00:32:54,876
Our problem is,
945
00:32:54,912 --> 00:32:56,962
and always will be,
946
00:32:56,997 --> 00:32:59,131
what you said before you believed.
947
00:32:59,554 --> 00:33:00,916
It's my fault.
948
00:33:01,077 --> 00:33:02,389
Everything.
949
00:33:02,552 --> 00:33:03,796
All the time.
950
00:33:05,851 --> 00:33:06,888
Not true.
951
00:33:06,924 --> 00:33:07,655
True.
952
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,063
I'm just a monkey.
953
00:33:09,343 --> 00:33:11,009
I just fling my poo
954
00:33:11,011 --> 00:33:12,227
and make bad decisions
955
00:33:12,263 --> 00:33:13,263
and make messes
956
00:33:13,314 --> 00:33:14,680
and you're the put upon adult
957
00:33:14,732 --> 00:33:16,848
who has to come in and save the day.
958
00:33:16,900 --> 00:33:18,767
And poor you, because your stuck
959
00:33:18,819 --> 00:33:20,185
with your monkey husband,
960
00:33:20,187 --> 00:33:23,710
you have to go find solace in other men!
961
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,441
Harris replaced Will!
962
00:33:26,493 --> 00:33:28,179
Replaced Nate!
963
00:33:28,984 --> 00:33:31,363
Who replaced your monkey husband!
964
00:33:36,086 --> 00:33:39,037
Because you make me feel like shit.
965
00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:40,789
- Oh, my God.
- Come on, Jake.
966
00:33:40,841 --> 00:33:42,046
Face it.
967
00:33:43,127 --> 00:33:44,843
Who I am,
968
00:33:44,878 --> 00:33:47,846
my neatness, my control,
969
00:33:47,881 --> 00:33:49,131
my ambition.
970
00:33:49,183 --> 00:33:50,716
You don't like me.
971
00:33:50,718 --> 00:33:53,302
- Don't put it back on me.
- No, you don't.
972
00:33:53,354 --> 00:33:54,936
You resent that I provide for this family.
973
00:33:54,972 --> 00:33:56,054
- Oh, here we go.
- The more important thing...
974
00:33:56,106 --> 00:33:58,056
- Money time!
- You have no respect
975
00:33:58,058 --> 00:33:59,057
for my career...
976
00:33:59,059 --> 00:34:00,275
- How did you figure that?
- Maybe if I...
977
00:34:00,311 --> 00:34:02,728
gave a crap about stuff nobody cares about.
978
00:34:02,730 --> 00:34:04,196
Joseph Gordon-Levitt cares about it.
979
00:34:04,231 --> 00:34:06,231
And you just can't get over the fact
980
00:34:06,233 --> 00:34:07,699
that I'm getting a movie made.
981
00:34:07,735 --> 00:34:09,618
Your loser monkey husband
is getting something done.
982
00:34:09,653 --> 00:34:10,619
You know what?
983
00:34:10,654 --> 00:34:11,703
I have been nothing but supportive,
984
00:34:11,739 --> 00:34:12,704
even you have admitted that.
985
00:34:12,740 --> 00:34:13,905
I got retroactive diamonds...
986
00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:14,990
- When, when?
- because of how supportive...
987
00:34:15,042 --> 00:34:16,408
Yeah, well that was love goggles,
988
00:34:16,410 --> 00:34:17,793
because you are not supportive
989
00:34:17,828 --> 00:34:20,078
and you remind me on a daily basis
990
00:34:20,130 --> 00:34:22,497
how much more functional and
reasonable you are than me.
991
00:34:22,549 --> 00:34:23,498
Because I am.
992
00:34:23,550 --> 00:34:25,917
No reasonable, functional adult
993
00:34:25,919 --> 00:34:28,303
would have knocked up his 26-year-old...
994
00:34:28,339 --> 00:34:29,304
- Oh, my God!
- actress rebound.
995
00:34:29,340 --> 00:34:30,639
I pulled out.
996
00:34:30,674 --> 00:34:32,891
- Oh, my God!
- It was an accident.
997
00:34:32,926 --> 00:34:33,925
You pulled out?
998
00:34:33,927 --> 00:34:34,926
Yes!
999
00:34:34,928 --> 00:34:36,311
Spoken like a true monkey!
1000
00:34:36,347 --> 00:34:38,063
Do you have any idea what
you've done to our lives?
1001
00:34:38,098 --> 00:34:39,765
Spare me your self-righteous bullshit!
1002
00:34:39,767 --> 00:34:42,601
Monkey, monkey!
1003
00:34:42,603 --> 00:34:43,603
Stop that.
1004
00:34:43,654 --> 00:34:45,103
Monkey, monkey, monkey...
1005
00:34:45,105 --> 00:34:46,571
Shut this stupid mouth!
1006
00:34:46,607 --> 00:34:47,607
Shut up!
1007
00:34:55,165 --> 00:34:56,281
Hello?
1008
00:34:56,333 --> 00:34:58,166
Hey, Ford, how are the kids?
1009
00:34:58,202 --> 00:34:59,751
They're fine, okay.
1010
00:34:59,787 --> 00:35:01,420
No, um...
1011
00:35:01,455 --> 00:35:04,256
I'm sorry, I just ran in from outside.
1012
00:35:04,291 --> 00:35:06,875
Um, okay great, I'll see
you in a little while.
1013
00:35:06,927 --> 00:35:08,460
Uh, Charlie couldn't sleep.
1014
00:35:08,512 --> 00:35:10,545
He's terribly homesick,
1015
00:35:10,597 --> 00:35:13,465
so Ford is bringing them
back early and, ah...
1016
00:35:14,405 --> 00:35:16,238
He will be here soon.
1017
00:35:21,108 --> 00:35:23,308
I'll help you clean up this mess.
1018
00:35:47,769 --> 00:35:49,519
Hey, you.
1019
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:50,969
Daddy!
1020
00:35:51,004 --> 00:35:51,970
Daddy just came over
1021
00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,054
to fix the dryer vent.
1022
00:35:53,090 --> 00:35:54,389
Yeah, I almost did it too.
1023
00:35:54,425 --> 00:35:55,507
Sweetheart.
1024
00:35:55,559 --> 00:35:56,842
I'm gonna head out, okay?
1025
00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:57,893
Cool.
1026
00:35:57,928 --> 00:35:59,344
Daddy, stay for dinner, please?
1027
00:35:59,379 --> 00:36:00,562
Oh buddy, dinner's not
like for like a few...
1028
00:36:00,597 --> 00:36:01,813
No, Daddy!
1029
00:36:01,849 --> 00:36:03,381
Mommy, make him stay!
1030
00:36:03,417 --> 00:36:05,765
Please don't let him leave.
1031
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:07,486
It's okay, Jake. Stay.
1032
00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:08,904
I'll order some pizzas in a little bit.
1033
00:36:08,939 --> 00:36:10,355
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1034
00:36:10,357 --> 00:36:12,441
Yes, yes, I will stay for dinner.
1035
00:36:12,493 --> 00:36:14,025
- Yeah!
- Ah!
1036
00:36:14,077 --> 00:36:16,828
- Yay!
- All right go up, go clean up.
1037
00:36:20,367 --> 00:36:22,534
All right, let's get in the works.
1038
00:36:22,536 --> 00:36:23,752
Uh, where's Jonas?
1039
00:36:23,787 --> 00:36:25,587
I don't know,
In-N-Out Burger?
1040
00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:27,205
I think she's drinking again.
1041
00:36:27,207 --> 00:36:29,791
So sad and so bloated.
1042
00:36:29,843 --> 00:36:31,426
She had like this panic attack
1043
00:36:31,462 --> 00:36:33,545
in makeup and it was just really sad.
1044
00:36:33,547 --> 00:36:36,631
Uh, no, I think she was
nervous and she wasn't drunk.
1045
00:36:36,683 --> 00:36:38,767
And that definitely wasn't a panic attack.
1046
00:36:38,802 --> 00:36:40,635
Whatever, she let herself go.
1047
00:36:40,687 --> 00:36:42,137
Let's get to work!
1048
00:36:42,189 --> 00:36:43,688
She looked real.
1049
00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,629
Like a real woman without tape.
1050
00:36:45,692 --> 00:36:47,359
I appreciate your opinion, Phoebe.
1051
00:36:47,394 --> 00:36:48,777
Oh wait, I don't.
1052
00:36:48,812 --> 00:36:51,396
Please, just go to makeup.
1053
00:36:53,066 --> 00:36:54,566
Bloated, Marria?
1054
00:36:54,568 --> 00:36:55,568
Really?
1055
00:36:55,619 --> 00:36:57,986
Look, Phoebes.
1056
00:36:58,038 --> 00:36:59,788
I know how this goes.
1057
00:36:59,823 --> 00:37:01,406
They test a couple of girls.
1058
00:37:01,408 --> 00:37:02,791
You don't know how it's gonna work out.
1059
00:37:02,826 --> 00:37:04,543
Portfolios lie.
1060
00:37:04,578 --> 00:37:07,078
Alicia asked me who I
liked from the old days,
1061
00:37:07,103 --> 00:37:09,304
so I stacked the deck a little.
1062
00:37:09,383 --> 00:37:11,917
You stacked the deck with Jonas?
1063
00:37:11,969 --> 00:37:13,585
You should be thanking me.
1064
00:37:13,637 --> 00:37:15,253
I knew she'd get cut
1065
00:37:15,305 --> 00:37:18,306
and now it's just between you and me.
1066
00:37:18,342 --> 00:37:19,937
Oh, my God.
1067
00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:22,594
What is wrong with you?
1068
00:37:22,859 --> 00:37:24,513
What, I forgot to screw my way
1069
00:37:24,565 --> 00:37:25,597
into millions of dollars,
1070
00:37:25,649 --> 00:37:27,679
so I could drink chai tea all day?
1071
00:37:28,382 --> 00:37:29,601
Wow.
1072
00:37:29,603 --> 00:37:31,736
So how are you gonna get me axed, huh?
1073
00:37:31,772 --> 00:37:34,022
What little lie were you gonna spread
1074
00:37:34,074 --> 00:37:35,273
about me?
1075
00:37:36,443 --> 00:37:37,776
I don't need this.
1076
00:37:37,828 --> 00:37:38,910
No.
1077
00:37:38,946 --> 00:37:40,078
You don't.
1078
00:37:40,284 --> 00:37:42,100
Aren't you lucky?
1079
00:38:25,946 --> 00:38:27,210
I should head out.
1080
00:38:27,327 --> 00:38:28,743
Uh, it's late.
1081
00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:29,795
Just stay.
1082
00:38:29,830 --> 00:38:30,879
I mean, we're both beat.
1083
00:38:30,914 --> 00:38:32,464
All right, thanks.
1084
00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:34,311
Where you going?
1085
00:38:34,843 --> 00:38:36,895
Uh, couch.
1086
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,831
Just sneak out before they get up.
1087
00:38:40,336 --> 00:38:42,336
Like the bad old days.
1088
00:39:02,521 --> 00:39:04,187
Oh!
1089
00:39:10,523 --> 00:39:12,073
So...
1090
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:15,026
Right.
1091
00:39:15,078 --> 00:39:16,773
Yeah.
1092
00:39:18,081 --> 00:39:19,062
Right.
1093
00:39:20,367 --> 00:39:22,200
So is Abby joining?
1094
00:39:22,202 --> 00:39:24,335
Uh, I texted her, I haven't...
I haven't heard back.
1095
00:39:24,371 --> 00:39:26,454
I give it a 50/50 chance she shows.
1096
00:39:26,506 --> 00:39:27,705
Wow, what does that mean?
1097
00:39:28,842 --> 00:39:30,091
I don't know what that means.
1098
00:39:30,126 --> 00:39:31,175
That means she's not telling.
1099
00:39:31,211 --> 00:39:32,844
- See.
- Hey, how was the shoot?
1100
00:39:32,879 --> 00:39:34,595
Yeah, Ms. Fancy Pants.
1101
00:39:34,631 --> 00:39:35,880
- I quit.
- Uh-oh.
1102
00:39:35,932 --> 00:39:36,932
What?
1103
00:39:37,171 --> 00:39:38,015
Really?
1104
00:39:38,051 --> 00:39:39,100
I know.
1105
00:39:39,135 --> 00:39:40,685
Um, I guess
1106
00:39:40,720 --> 00:39:42,019
I thought it would be an ego boost,
1107
00:39:42,055 --> 00:39:43,521
but it turns out that, ah...
1108
00:39:43,556 --> 00:39:45,106
beautiful girls are disposable.
1109
00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:47,024
Yeah, cutthroat doesn't even begin
1110
00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,025
to describe that world.
1111
00:39:48,061 --> 00:39:49,061
And now that I'm ancient,
1112
00:39:49,112 --> 00:39:50,144
it's a lot worse.
1113
00:39:50,312 --> 00:39:51,145
I know.
1114
00:39:51,197 --> 00:39:52,530
By the way, when they say,
1115
00:39:52,565 --> 00:39:54,282
"No Photoshop and no makeup,"
1116
00:39:54,317 --> 00:39:55,316
what they mean is they tape
1117
00:39:55,368 --> 00:39:56,484
and they moisturize the crap out of you
1118
00:39:56,536 --> 00:39:57,902
and then hit you with the
supernova of fill light.
1119
00:39:57,954 --> 00:39:58,903
I knew it.
1120
00:39:58,955 --> 00:39:59,904
Wow.
1121
00:39:59,956 --> 00:40:01,122
Think I need to find something
1122
00:40:01,157 --> 00:40:02,623
that makes me feel good about myself
1123
00:40:02,659 --> 00:40:03,624
for the right reasons.
1124
00:40:03,660 --> 00:40:04,742
Right on, lady, I get it.
1125
00:40:04,895 --> 00:40:07,046
What will that be?
1126
00:40:07,414 --> 00:40:08,796
That is the question.
1127
00:40:08,984 --> 00:40:10,214
I don't know.
1128
00:40:10,250 --> 00:40:11,749
I grew up really fast
1129
00:40:11,751 --> 00:40:12,750
and I skipped a lot of steps,
1130
00:40:12,752 --> 00:40:13,885
so I need to go back
1131
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:15,136
and walk a little bit slower
1132
00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:16,220
and see what I see.
1133
00:40:16,256 --> 00:40:17,472
What is this an incantation,
1134
00:40:17,507 --> 00:40:18,973
are you about to turn me into a newt?
1135
00:40:19,008 --> 00:40:21,175
Well, that sounds good.
1136
00:40:21,227 --> 00:40:22,530
Thank you, Julia.
1137
00:40:22,555 --> 00:40:25,640
So what's the first step
you're gonna be stepping?
1138
00:40:25,899 --> 00:40:27,098
I don't know,
1139
00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:28,599
but as soon as I do know,
1140
00:40:28,651 --> 00:40:30,685
you two will be the first I tell.
1141
00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:32,570
- I love it.
- Newt, how about that?
1142
00:40:32,605 --> 00:40:33,771
- I can't wait.
- I can't wait.
1143
00:40:33,823 --> 00:40:35,990
Yay, jinx, buy me a Coke.
1144
00:40:36,025 --> 00:40:37,408
- I'm hungry.
- Yes.
1145
00:40:37,444 --> 00:40:39,610
- Are you hungry?
- Yes, I'm always hungry.
1146
00:40:55,210 --> 00:40:56,511
You know I love you, right?
1147
00:40:57,171 --> 00:40:58,296
I do.
1148
00:40:59,997 --> 00:41:01,530
And I love you forever.
1149
00:41:04,551 --> 00:41:06,435
And we just can't fix it.
1150
00:41:07,690 --> 00:41:11,804
We are just these people together.
1151
00:41:14,614 --> 00:41:15,947
Are the kids gonna be okay?
1152
00:41:15,982 --> 00:41:17,698
Yeah, we'll make sure of it.
1153
00:41:19,931 --> 00:41:21,077
Okay.
1154
00:41:23,051 --> 00:41:25,719
We gave it a good second go, right?
1155
00:41:29,128 --> 00:41:30,249
We sure did.
1156
00:41:40,173 --> 00:41:41,452
Jake.
1157
00:41:45,201 --> 00:41:47,008
I think my heart is breaking.
1158
00:42:06,694 --> 00:42:11,992
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