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Previously on "Faking it"...
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Amy, you have to tell her the truth.
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I know. But how do I even begin?
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"Oh, by the way, I'm
sometimes attracted to guys
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and oh, I once slept with Liam."
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All these private sessions
are starting to pay off.
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I've seen Duke's abs all over Stubble.
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The gay hook-up app!
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Robin, my sister, is really my mother.
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And those two, my grandparents.
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They raised me as their son.
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Why don't you just go to his
new school and out him as a narc.
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He isn't who he says he is.
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- He's a narc!
- Narc!
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As you breathe in, really
connect with the earth.
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Only at Hester would we waste a P.E. unit
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on [bleep] tai chi.
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Damn it! Duke's on Stubbl again.
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Well, you're on Stubbl.
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But only to see if he is.
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Which he is... for the fourth time today.
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Shane Harvey... sounds like
you wanna be monogamous.
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What? Eew, no! Gross.
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We're gay. I just want him
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to only be gay for me.
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What are we...
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Hey. Sneak out Friday night.
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And bring handcuffs.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Anything specific you'd like me to wear?
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Uh... whatever you want.
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But I might get hot wax on it.
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[whispers] Eew!
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You sure you two aren't back together?
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We just... have a thing.
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No commitment, no labels,
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no hurt feelings.
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Speaking of... how'd your conversation
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with Reagan go last night?
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She texted and said she couldn't make it.
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But don't worry... I'm gonna
head over there after school,
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and I'm gonna tell her everything.
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I'm just afraid she's
gonna break up with me.
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Just be honest. Maybe she'll understand.
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But... to be safe, if she
gives you anything to drink,
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don't take it.
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So you said you had something to tell me.
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What is it?
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Okay. Wow.
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Uh... all right, let's just
get right into it, shall we?
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- Well, you see...
- [game sounds on TV]
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Can we go somewhere a little more private?
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I have five roommates.
There is nowhere private.
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Don't worry. He can't hear anything.
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Hey, Marley!
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See? Now, tell me what you need to tell me.
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- [game sounds continue]
- [bag rustles]
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Okay. You know what? This can wait.
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Jesus. You're such a [bleep] coward.
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What are you talking about?
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I was outside your window last night
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when you were talking to Karma.
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After everything I've
been through with my ex,
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how could you not tell me you're into guys?
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Because I'm not sure I
am. I only slept with one.
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Oh, yeah, and he just happened to be
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the boyfriend of your best friend,
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the same best friend
you kept secret from me
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because you're in love with her,
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and supposedly, you're over that.
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- I am.
- And I'm supposed to
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believe you? After all these lies?
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- Karma's not a lesbian.
- Neither are you!
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I am!
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[explosion on TV]
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And you're just realizing this now?
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Part of questioning your sexuality
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is eventually getting the answer,
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and survey says: lesbian.
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Prove it.
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[pop music]
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I don't need nobody
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To tell me who to be
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Ready to...
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It's so sweet of you to walk me to school.
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Yeah, except I've been here ten minutes,
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and we haven't left your room.
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Maybe I should just call in sick.
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- [chime]
- Tempting, but I've gotta train.
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My first fight's next week.
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You've been training so much lately.
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I've barely seen you.
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Except on Stubbl.
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Hey, I've seen you on there a lot too.
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I mean, not that I care,
because you've always said,
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you know, monogamy's for
straight people, right?
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I have always said that.
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And you're fresh out of the closet.
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I don't want to keep you
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from checking out all the
other rooms in the house.
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So... I guess we're agreed.
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We're now officially
in an open relationship.
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Do they make a greeting card for that?
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If not, they totally should.
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[both laughing]
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You told her you were a lesbian.
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I'm a girl in a monogamous
relationship with another girl.
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What else would you call me?
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Uh, I'm gonna go with Amy.
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What about the fact
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that you're sometimes attracted to guys?
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That hasn't happened in ages.
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I think it's all cleared up.
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- Amy, it's not a rash.
- Can we focus
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on what's important here?
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College. Our dream of going to CU together
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is never gonna come true unless
we do something this summer
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that they find... "impressive."
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The big question is...
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what?
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Why don't we just ask her?
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Hello, ladies.
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Can I tell you a little bit about us?
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No need, no need... we both
knew we wanted to go to Clement
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ever since we were old enough
to know what college was.
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Not too big, not too small.
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World-class media documentary program...
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And it looks just like that
school from Greek,
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and I love that show.
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Well, you two should definitely consider
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our Summer Scholars program.
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You can audit classes, live in the dorms...
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[soft laughter]
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Oh, um...
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How much does it cost?
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There's no cost to the student.
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At CU we want to find the
best and the brightest,
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and this is how we find them.
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- Sign us up!
- Yeah.
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Well, there is an application process.
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And the deadline is soon.
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Oh, right. Of course.
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Just curious...
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How many spots are there?
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- 30.
- Oh! For how many applicants?
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3,612.
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Those were last year's numbers.
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- Hi. I'm Lauren Cooper.
- Oh! Hello.
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I know you'll be meeting
hundreds of students today,
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and I want to be the one you'll remember.
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Here's my card. It lists
a smidge of who I am.
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Sophomore class president,
ballroom dancing champion,
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- social chair.
- "Friend to the elderly"?
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I go every Sunday.
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They're helping me as
much as I'm helping them.
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Mother[bleep]!
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- Lauren, let me explain.
- Is this some sort of joke?
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After you guys outed me,
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they wanted to send me to another school,
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so I requested a transfer.
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I don't want to lie to people for a living.
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Big whoop, what do you
want, a Nobel Peace Prize?
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Why the hell are you here?
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The chief's not happy about my decision,
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so he transferred me to Hester.
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[bleep] you, narc.
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'Sup, Brad?
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Look, I know you're not
ready to forgive me yet,
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but maybe this'll give me a
chance to make things right.
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I want you back.
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The fact that you even
think you have a chance
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shows you have no clue
how deeply you hurt me.
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Just stay the hell away!
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[school bell rings]
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Hey, buddy. Quick question.
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What are you doing this summer?
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- Jackson? Why are you...
- Here?
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Just swinging through with
an answer to that question.
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- Pow!
- "Southwest Artist Collective"?
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Yeah, I run it with a bunch
of artist friends of mine.
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But I gotta warn ya... we
got no idea what we're doing.
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But we still got an eye for talent.
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Every student we've hosted
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has been accepted to the
art school of their choice.
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And I think you'd be a shoo-in.
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But, uh, but why me? I mean,
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you didn't really like my piece,
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and I already rejected you once.
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Well, let's just say you remind me
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a lot of myself when I was your age.
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Except with far superior skin.
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- [chuckles]
- So, what do you say?
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I really wish I could, but I can't.
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Ouch. That's twice, Booker.
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Third time's a charm.
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Think about it.
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Um... care to explain?
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That's Jackson Lee, the artist
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who offered me that fellowship.
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Now wants me to apply
to his summer program.
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Well, looks like someone
found himself a sugar daddy!
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[laughs]
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Oh, my God.
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Shane, Shane, I think he might be my dad!
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Okay. Extracurricular activities.
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We were Homecoming Queens.
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Yeah. That'll really wow 'em.
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At least you have straight As.
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I got a B- in Yarn Arts.
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What have I been doing with my life?
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Chasing boys and the approval of others.
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Hate to rain on your parade.
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Speaking of parade, what's
up with the twirling?
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Did you not hear that F bomb
I dropped on that Clement rep?
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I wanted to make a
strong impression, but...
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not like that.
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Oh, yeah. What did Theo say?
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Not talking about it.
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I'm focusing on my future.
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Tomorrow, I will make a
lasting second impression
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via my lifelong passion for baton.
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You don't have a lifelong
passion for baton.
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Uh, yeah, Amy, I do.
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I know that schools look
for students with passions,
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and applying to college
is a cutthroat process,
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as your... blank applications
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clearly show you're realizing.
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And unfortunately, you
two can't just fake it.
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Bye!
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Why not?
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Well, we are really good at it.
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Hello, Clement University!
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I'm Karma.
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And I'm Amy.
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We're passionate about nutrition!
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So passionate, we turned Amy's backyard
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into an organic garden.
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Where we grew... all of this.
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Apparently, we have green thumbs!
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And soon, we were growing
more than we could ever eat.
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So we started juicing.
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- Mmm!
- Mmm!
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Delicious!
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Our friends thought so too,
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and their friends... and their friends!
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But we couldn't charge them for it.
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It didn't feel right.
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So our friends started
a Kickstarter campaign
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and got us this juice truck.
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Hashtag blessed!
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We just wanna help people
live healthier lives.
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Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You can't be serious.
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[scoffs] Okay, look, Felix,
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we don't need a lecture on honesty.
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We just need to know if
it's believable or not.
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Nope. Not even a little bit.
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Oh...
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And Meryl Streep here
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isn't really doing you any favors.
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Wha... hey!
263
00:09:13,765 --> 00:09:15,952
I'm a good actor!
264
00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:18,053
I beg to differ.
265
00:09:18,604 --> 00:09:20,003
Well,
266
00:09:20,028 --> 00:09:22,061
I made you believe I was attracted to you.
267
00:09:22,086 --> 00:09:23,343
Well, you obviously weren't acting,
268
00:09:23,368 --> 00:09:25,034
'cause you can't.
269
00:09:25,059 --> 00:09:27,296
Okay. Now your lips are just flapping.
270
00:09:27,321 --> 00:09:29,577
- You can go now.
- This is my room.
271
00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:32,600
Felix, just give us a moment.
272
00:09:36,171 --> 00:09:37,972
Are you attracted to Felix?
273
00:09:37,997 --> 00:09:40,228
Eew! No. Gross.
274
00:09:40,253 --> 00:09:41,476
But you heard him.
275
00:09:41,501 --> 00:09:43,234
We're never gonna in the
Clement summer program
276
00:09:43,259 --> 00:09:45,358
with this. We need a plan B.
277
00:09:50,195 --> 00:09:52,960
So she was a freshman
when Jackson was a senior.
278
00:09:52,985 --> 00:09:54,966
There might be some proof in
here that they knew each other.
279
00:09:54,991 --> 00:09:55,888
Just for the record,
280
00:09:55,912 --> 00:09:57,348
I think you're jumping to conclusions,
281
00:09:57,373 --> 00:09:59,570
and I'm worried you're
gonna end up disappointed.
282
00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:02,295
I'm just helping because
I need to distract myself
283
00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:04,840
from the fact that Duke
is supposed to be training.
284
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,864
But instead, he's logged on to Stubbl!
285
00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:08,122
Why can't you just tell him
286
00:10:08,147 --> 00:10:09,270
you don't want an open relationship?
287
00:10:09,295 --> 00:10:10,043
Because I don't know
288
00:10:10,069 --> 00:10:11,768
if I can do monogamy.
289
00:10:14,027 --> 00:10:15,995
Holy [bleep].
290
00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:19,547
Grr! Young Jackson Lee was cute.
291
00:10:19,549 --> 00:10:21,380
And that's Robin in the same picture.
292
00:10:21,405 --> 00:10:23,724
That's proof! Shane... he's my dad!
293
00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:25,224
I don't know.
294
00:10:25,248 --> 00:10:27,148
I've been in plenty of pictures with people
295
00:10:27,173 --> 00:10:28,672
- I haven't impregnated.
- No, it all makes
296
00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:29,903
so much sense now!
297
00:10:29,928 --> 00:10:31,494
Being an artist is in my blood,
298
00:10:31,519 --> 00:10:32,630
and now my dad has come back
299
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:34,655
to build some kind of relationship with me.
300
00:10:34,828 --> 00:10:36,887
I've dreamt about this moment.
301
00:10:36,912 --> 00:10:37,944
- Liam...
- Shh!
302
00:10:37,969 --> 00:10:39,106
When I dreamt about it,
303
00:10:39,131 --> 00:10:40,764
there was no talking.
304
00:10:40,789 --> 00:10:42,512
[squealing]
305
00:10:42,537 --> 00:10:44,270
[laughing]
306
00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:45,628
What?
307
00:10:45,653 --> 00:10:48,057
I just got some amazing news.
308
00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,982
Remember that punk band
I opened for last month?
309
00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,051
Oh, Pussy Explosion?
310
00:10:51,076 --> 00:10:52,442
They're going on tour this summer,
311
00:10:52,467 --> 00:10:53,817
and they want me to come with!
312
00:10:53,842 --> 00:10:56,243
No way! That's so cool!
313
00:10:56,268 --> 00:10:58,067
You know what'd be even cooler?
314
00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,740
If you came with me.
315
00:10:59,765 --> 00:11:01,199
- Me?
- The bass player
316
00:11:01,224 --> 00:11:02,997
just dumped her girlfriend.
There's room in the van!
317
00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:04,655
Uh, that sounds amazing.
318
00:11:04,991 --> 00:11:07,202
[sighs] But I can't.
319
00:11:07,227 --> 00:11:08,961
I've gotta spend my summer
320
00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:11,336
doing something that'll look
good on my college application.
321
00:11:11,361 --> 00:11:13,016
Look, you say you want to be a film major
322
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,469
to make documentaries. Why wait?
323
00:11:15,494 --> 00:11:17,813
Make one this summer! Shoot the tour!
324
00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:21,373
Think about it. We'll stay out all night,
325
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,593
stay in bed all day.
326
00:11:23,618 --> 00:11:25,961
Live on doughnuts.
327
00:11:26,139 --> 00:11:28,573
I do love doughnuts.
328
00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,692
[phone buzzing]
329
00:11:31,851 --> 00:11:34,317
[sighs] But Karma's...
330
00:11:34,342 --> 00:11:36,617
Seriously, Amy, you say
you want a future with me,
331
00:11:36,642 --> 00:11:39,290
but you keep planning one with her.
332
00:11:40,331 --> 00:11:42,719
Hey, can we talk?
333
00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:44,448
Now's really not a good time.
334
00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:45,939
Amy, I'm really worried about...
335
00:11:45,964 --> 00:11:47,230
That summer program?
336
00:11:47,255 --> 00:11:48,656
Uh...
337
00:11:48,681 --> 00:11:51,246
I-I say let's just forget about it.
338
00:11:51,271 --> 00:11:52,856
It's not worth the stress.
339
00:11:52,881 --> 00:11:55,118
What? W... Amy...
340
00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:56,651
You always said you
wanted to be a lifeguard.
341
00:11:56,676 --> 00:11:58,275
Maybe you should just do that.
342
00:11:58,277 --> 00:12:01,340
But you refuse to get a job
that requires a bathing suit.
343
00:12:01,365 --> 00:12:03,741
And I stick to that statement.
344
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,690
But Reagan is going on tour this summer,
345
00:12:06,715 --> 00:12:08,948
and she invited me to come, so...
346
00:12:08,986 --> 00:12:10,986
maybe I'll just do that.
347
00:12:11,011 --> 00:12:12,778
[Karma laughs] What...
you're kidding, right?
348
00:12:12,803 --> 00:12:14,227
What about getting into Clement?
349
00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:16,684
Um... maybe college
350
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:18,575
just... isn't my thing.
351
00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,063
I gotta... I gotta go.
352
00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:22,118
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
353
00:12:22,143 --> 00:12:23,532
- [click]
- Wha...
354
00:12:23,557 --> 00:12:25,057
Amy!
355
00:12:28,204 --> 00:12:31,657
Look... I know why you're
trying to help me out.
356
00:12:32,408 --> 00:12:33,741
Oh, y-you do.
357
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,938
- Yeah.
- This isn't how I planned it.
358
00:12:35,963 --> 00:12:37,517
I wanted to get to know you better
359
00:12:37,542 --> 00:12:39,110
before I said anything.
360
00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:41,515
You're not, uh... you're not mad?
361
00:12:41,540 --> 00:12:43,674
No! Why would I be mad? No, I'm excited!
362
00:12:43,676 --> 00:12:45,409
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
363
00:12:45,411 --> 00:12:47,280
Great. Okay. Then so am I.
364
00:12:47,305 --> 00:12:48,838
I just wish we'd met sooner.
365
00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,239
Wait, wait... are you saying it's too late?
366
00:12:50,241 --> 00:12:53,141
We'll make the most of
the time we have now.
367
00:12:53,143 --> 00:12:56,609
Okay, s-so you'll
introduce me to your dad?
368
00:12:56,611 --> 00:12:58,381
What?
369
00:12:58,406 --> 00:13:00,590
No, no. You're my dad.
370
00:13:00,615 --> 00:13:02,007
What? No.
371
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,132
Wait, wait, who's your mom?
372
00:13:03,134 --> 00:13:04,366
- Robin Booker.
- No, no, no.
373
00:13:04,368 --> 00:13:05,485
I'm definitely not your dad.
374
00:13:05,510 --> 00:13:07,777
Then... why were you talking about,
375
00:13:07,802 --> 00:13:09,269
you know, getting to know me?
376
00:13:09,294 --> 00:13:12,595
I heard your family's commissioning a mural
377
00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,285
at the new Skwerkelplex in Sao Paolo,
378
00:13:14,310 --> 00:13:16,076
and I thought that if I was your mentor,
379
00:13:16,101 --> 00:13:17,391
you'd put in a good word.
380
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,336
You don't care if I'm an artist at all.
381
00:13:19,361 --> 00:13:20,728
Look, sorry, kid, but...
382
00:13:20,753 --> 00:13:23,559
use it in your art.
383
00:13:25,947 --> 00:13:28,430
I'm passionate, determined,
384
00:13:28,455 --> 00:13:30,355
willing to take risks.
385
00:13:41,107 --> 00:13:44,349
- (crowd) Oh!
- [gasps]
386
00:13:48,476 --> 00:13:50,494
I'm so sorry.
387
00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:54,740
May I begin again?
388
00:13:54,765 --> 00:13:56,439
No... [stammers] That won't be necessary.
389
00:13:56,464 --> 00:13:58,931
I can already tell that
you're right for the program.
390
00:13:58,956 --> 00:13:59,975
You can?
391
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:01,858
Was it my "refuse to give up" attitude?
392
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,585
Actually, it's come to my attention
393
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,912
that you are Hester's
first out intersex student.
394
00:14:06,937 --> 00:14:09,203
And we value that kind
of diversity at Clement.
395
00:14:09,228 --> 00:14:11,428
Now, I can't promise anything,
396
00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:13,225
but I would be very surprised
397
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,110
if you didn't win a spot this summer.
398
00:14:17,648 --> 00:14:19,515
Because of my body?
399
00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,974
No! No, because of your...
400
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,199
uniqueness.
401
00:14:23,224 --> 00:14:26,909
Well, then I withdraw my application.
402
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:29,610
If you'll excuse me.
403
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,709
You have to watch this video.
404
00:14:34,734 --> 00:14:38,302
[sighs] You made another
one? So you're still applying?
405
00:14:38,327 --> 00:14:40,594
Just watch.
406
00:14:41,727 --> 00:14:44,196
[both giggling]
407
00:14:48,967 --> 00:14:51,601
Then the two princesses have tea.
408
00:14:51,626 --> 00:14:53,727
No, Karma, this is college.
409
00:14:53,752 --> 00:14:55,572
They're reading books underneath the tree.
410
00:14:55,597 --> 00:14:57,163
But what about the prince?
411
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,173
He's the professor.
412
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,033
[as professor] Here's your diploma.
413
00:15:02,058 --> 00:15:03,557
[girls giggling]
414
00:15:03,582 --> 00:15:05,649
I know what you're doing.
415
00:15:05,674 --> 00:15:07,707
Good. I was afraid I was being too subtle.
416
00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:09,719
But that was over a million years ago.
417
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,177
Amy... you wanted this yesterday.
418
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:14,703
And you're gonna ditch
college because what...
419
00:15:14,728 --> 00:15:16,227
because Reagan asked you to?
420
00:15:16,252 --> 00:15:18,399
Of course not. But she
didn't go to college,
421
00:15:18,424 --> 00:15:19,640
and she's doing fine.
422
00:15:19,665 --> 00:15:21,055
She's also a lesbian,
423
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,846
something we both know you're not.
424
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:24,392
Well, tell it to my wardrobe.
425
00:15:24,417 --> 00:15:26,351
I saw the way you blushed around Felix.
426
00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,553
Not again with that.
427
00:15:28,578 --> 00:15:29,939
I'm not into Felix.
428
00:15:29,964 --> 00:15:32,009
And why are you so
against me being a lesbian?
429
00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:33,266
I'm not!
430
00:15:33,291 --> 00:15:35,392
I'm against you changing who you are
431
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:37,690
to make someone else happy.
432
00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:40,502
Amy, the one thing you've always said is
433
00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:42,368
that you can't wait to get to college.
434
00:15:42,393 --> 00:15:45,261
You're just upset that I'm
not gonna be here this summer.
435
00:15:45,286 --> 00:15:47,552
Yeah. I'll admit.
436
00:15:47,926 --> 00:15:49,774
I wanna spend the summer together,
437
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:51,937
doing things to get us into Clement.
438
00:15:51,962 --> 00:15:54,767
Reagan wants you to go on tour with her.
439
00:15:55,065 --> 00:15:57,555
What do you want?
440
00:16:00,652 --> 00:16:03,391
I don't want to lose her.
441
00:16:05,471 --> 00:16:09,373
Well, you can't lose yourself to keep her.
442
00:16:20,121 --> 00:16:21,701
I got your text...
443
00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,511
Why do you like me?
444
00:16:24,536 --> 00:16:26,542
[laughs] What?
445
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,747
You claim your feelings for me are real.
446
00:16:28,772 --> 00:16:30,450
You say you want me back. Tell me why.
447
00:16:30,475 --> 00:16:32,466
And don't you dare say
it's because I'm pretty.
448
00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,317
Though that can be one of your reasons.
449
00:16:34,342 --> 00:16:35,440
You're gorgeous.
450
00:16:35,465 --> 00:16:37,648
You're also a tenacious badass.
451
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:40,226
You know what you want, and
you won't stop until you get it.
452
00:16:40,251 --> 00:16:41,651
You've been through some [bleep],
453
00:16:41,676 --> 00:16:43,799
but you refuse to see yourself as a victim.
454
00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:51,455
Okay. What else?
455
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,650
Keep 'em coming.
456
00:16:55,165 --> 00:16:58,199
Our first stop is Dallas.
There's this barbecue joint
457
00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,591
that you're gonna love.
458
00:16:59,616 --> 00:17:02,116
- Reagan...
- And then we drive to Amarillo.
459
00:17:02,134 --> 00:17:04,534
Wait until you see Cadillac Ranch.
460
00:17:04,536 --> 00:17:08,872
Reagan, I can't go on the
road with you this summer.
461
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:12,809
Let me guess... Karma talked you out of it?
462
00:17:12,811 --> 00:17:16,476
No. She just reminded me of who I am.
463
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,481
And who is that, exactly?
464
00:17:19,684 --> 00:17:22,585
A sexually confused girl who...
465
00:17:22,587 --> 00:17:25,855
wants to go to college.
466
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:29,740
So you're not a lesbian either.
467
00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,264
I don't know.
468
00:17:31,289 --> 00:17:33,393
The best answer I can give you is maybe.
469
00:17:33,662 --> 00:17:36,259
I'm sorry I don't have
everything figured out
470
00:17:36,284 --> 00:17:38,817
- like you do.
- Ha. Hardly.
471
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,666
I don't have everything figured out,
472
00:17:41,691 --> 00:17:43,257
like...
473
00:17:43,282 --> 00:17:46,416
I have no idea how I'm gonna get over you.
474
00:17:50,190 --> 00:17:53,360
[sniffles] Um...
475
00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:55,604
Does this have to be the end?
476
00:17:55,763 --> 00:17:58,797
We're just in different places, Amy...
477
00:17:58,822 --> 00:18:01,657
as much as I wish we weren't.
478
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:05,768
Me too.
479
00:18:11,521 --> 00:18:14,430
Can I have one last kiss?
480
00:18:18,082 --> 00:18:21,870
Won't you free my love
481
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:27,713
Only for a moment
482
00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:35,811
483
00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:41,161
Hey, you're frisky.
484
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:43,186
And here I thought you'd be exhausted.
485
00:18:43,211 --> 00:18:47,300
I mean, how many Duke groupies
did you get sweaty with tonight?
486
00:18:47,325 --> 00:18:50,300
Just a few... the normal amount.
487
00:18:55,475 --> 00:18:57,410
Wait, Duke, hold on!
488
00:18:57,435 --> 00:18:59,301
I can't stand the thought of you hooking up
489
00:18:59,326 --> 00:19:01,392
with other people behind our Dumpster.
490
00:19:01,417 --> 00:19:03,018
I only agreed to that
491
00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:05,339
because I thought that's what you wanted.
492
00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:07,011
- Really?
- I haven't even hooked up
493
00:19:07,036 --> 00:19:08,835
with anyone else since
we got back together.
494
00:19:09,025 --> 00:19:11,230
Then why are you always on Stubbl?
495
00:19:11,255 --> 00:19:13,579
[laughs] To see if you are.
496
00:19:13,604 --> 00:19:16,029
Shut up! Me too.
497
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:21,135
Shane...
498
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:23,642
when I got outed and lost my sponsorship,
499
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,277
it was the worst day of my life.
500
00:19:26,302 --> 00:19:28,678
You were the only one there for me.
501
00:19:28,703 --> 00:19:31,437
I love you.
502
00:19:31,526 --> 00:19:33,777
I'm not going anywhere.
503
00:19:35,341 --> 00:19:37,643
I love you too.
504
00:19:37,739 --> 00:19:39,777
Free my love
505
00:19:39,802 --> 00:19:42,814
Only for a moment
506
00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:46,007
Only for a moment
507
00:19:46,032 --> 00:19:49,678
I just can't believe it's over.
508
00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:51,692
For now.
509
00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:54,284
But you know, maybe someday soon,
510
00:19:54,309 --> 00:19:56,609
you'll be in that place
511
00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:59,716
and she'll be in that place and...
512
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:02,909
it'll finally be right.
513
00:20:02,934 --> 00:20:04,701
I hope so.
514
00:20:04,726 --> 00:20:07,078
[sniffles]
515
00:20:07,238 --> 00:20:09,777
Will you stay over tonight?
516
00:20:13,184 --> 00:20:15,477
Yeah, of course.
517
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:20,715
Were you gonna get waxy with Liam?
518
00:20:21,085 --> 00:20:24,419
You're more important.
519
00:20:28,711 --> 00:20:32,911
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