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(female narrator)
Previously on "Faking It"...
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You did the one thing
you knew I could never forgive.
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This is where you decide
whether or not
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- I'll be in your life anymore.
- Wait.
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- Was any of it real?
- No.
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You're done
with the art nonsense.
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You'll start an internship
at Skwerkel instead.
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You know Liam
did this, right?
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Apparently someone sent a link
of Duke's double account to TMZ.
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I am in love
with Shane Harvey.
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(Lauren)
Thank you all for your support.
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I can't wait
to be your president.
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- Does this mean you forgive me?
- No.
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I love you.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sorry.
It just slipped out.
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How many times
do I have to tell you,
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we're just good buddies
who occasionally have sex.
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And if that's too confusing for
you, then maybe we should stop.
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Yeah. Yeah, I get it.
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My mouth just forgot.
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[cell phone beeps]
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[bleep].
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We're going to be late.
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To be continued.
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Just give me a sec.
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Lauren?
Are you okay?
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It's been two weeks since
you broke up with that boy.
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Who? What boy?
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Oh, that Theo guy?
I barely knew him.
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If that's true,
then why are you so angry?
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I'm not angry.
I'm stressed.
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As class president,
I'm now a role model,
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which means I can't be late.
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So tell Amy
she can take the bus.
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Amy!
You've got five seconds
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till I come up there
and drag you out of bed!
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I'm here. Jeez.
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If you want to ride with Lauren,
she just left.
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Oh, it's okay. Karma and Liam
are picking me up.
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Darling, I know I haven't
been the best model
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for healthy relationships,
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but even I can tell
that's a terrible idea.
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Karma and I spent the past two
weeks talking everything out,
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and she's totally forgiven me
for sleeping with Liam.
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I hope you're right.
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But if she comes at you
with a sharp object, run.
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Walking down the sidewalk
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Is that the way
that you want to be seen?
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[cell phone vibrates]
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Oh, is that Reagan?
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Let me guess.
Did she propose?
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Very funny.
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No, she texted a pic
from our camping trip.
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That's not at all
how I pictured it.
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Not that I pictured
anything.
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[laughs]
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It was really nice of you
to drive us to school today.
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What can I say?
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I'm a good buddy.
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And plus, this way I can keep
an eye on you two.
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[laughs]
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I am kidding, guys.
Jeez.
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I told you, I'm over it.
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Let it go.
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Karma, are you sure
you're over it?
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What?
Why do you ask?
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I just sense this edge
in your voice,
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and you're still not wearing
your friendship necklace.
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Oh, are we still
doing that?
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[chuckles] I mean, don't you think
they're a little childish?
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We are 16.
We've already been arrested.
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And we're not virgins anymore,
thanks to this guy.
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Trust me.
So over it.
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[school bell rings]
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Look at me,
a professional MMA fighter
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holding hands in public
with a super-hot boyfriend.
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See? Stars...
they're just like us.
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It's almost like whoever
outed you did you a favor.
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Almost, except that bitter,
little dickwad didn't realize
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that when Cluck-N-Go dropped me,
Swiftly would come to my rescue.
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If I ever find out
who he is...
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Okay, Dukey,
save it for the ring.
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I'm sorry. You're right.
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You always know
how to talk me down.
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You okay? I'm being all shrimpy,
and you seem distracted.
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You're hiding something.
I think I know what it is.
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You do?
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Yeah. Lauren got elected
class president over you.
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She's played
the inter-sex card, okay?
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The school will turn on her
when they see her radical...
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agenda.
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All right, you're next.
Step forward, please.
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Student IDs, please.
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Uh, I threw mine away
last year.
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Horrible pic. I tried this new
eyebrow-raise thing,
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and it did not work.
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Penny, we got another one.
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It's okay.
This young man is a student.
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What about this yahoo?
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Uh, he's not a student.
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This is my professional
MMA fighter boyfriend.
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Now I've seen everything.
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Penelope,
what the [bleep] was that?
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I know. I'm sorry.
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Trust me,
I didn't hire him.
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Then who did?
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The new principal.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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This is
a perfect opportunity
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to prop up your softening
poll numbers.
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What are you talking about?
People love me.
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People love the idea of you.
The reality? Not so much.
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Everyone had hopes
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that you would be a more
inspirational leader.
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Perhaps if you talked more
about being inter-sex.
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Zip.
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Okay, then talk
about how Theo betr...
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Zip.
We discussed this.
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Public figure,
private person.
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Okay.
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Then your only other option
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is to stand up
to this new principal.
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Rally the school
behind you.
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I'm sorry, Wendy.
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We'll have to pause
this conversation.
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Someone is sitting
at our table.
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Pipe down, Evita.
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There are no reserved tables
in the cafeteria.
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There are now.
I enacted the measure last week.
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So, if you don't mind...
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You know what, Lauren?
I'm so glad
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you have something
to cling to
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since Theo's tragic betrayal.
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But don't forget who really
calls the shots around here... me.
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[both laugh]
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(Lauren)
Oh, Shane.
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Bitter really suits you.
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Hey.
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- Can we talk about Karma?
- Can we talk about Karma?
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- You go.
- You go. Ladies first.
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- I will cut you.
- Then I'll go first.
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Karma says that she's forgiven
us, but I don't think she has.
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I know. She called
these necklaces childish.
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Well, she has a point.
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Didn't you win them
playing Skee-Ball?
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No. It was the claw machine.
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[Penelope on PA]
Attention, all students,
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please make your way to the quad
for a mandatory assembly.
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- Ladies first.
- Ugh!
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Gandhi once said
the best way to find yourself
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is to lose yourself
in service.
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And I look forward to serving
you as Hester's new...
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[gulps]
Vice principal.
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As of today,
we have a new leader...
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Principal Turner.
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(boy)
What's the deal?
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Thank you,
Vice Principal Beaver.
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It's Bevier.
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Kids, I'll be honest
with you.
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I am not
an inspirational leader.
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I'm not here to tell you
to dream big
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or reach for the stars
or any of that bullcrap.
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The recent drug bust
exposed a school
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with dangerously loose
academic standards
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and a complete disregard
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for how things are done
in the real world.
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I am here to fix that.
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Trust that it's for
your own good.
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[crowd booing]
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Lauren Cooper,
sophomore class president.
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You must let me
give you a tour.
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And, no, I won't take no
for an answer.
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We got to stop this guy.
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Let's meet after school
and come up with a plan.
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Uh, I can't today.
I've got to go to the dentist.
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This is important.
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I heard he turned the art studio
into a storage room.
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And I'm really
upset about it.
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But he books up
weeks in advance.
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[sighs]
Penelope.
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That guy's going
to destroy everything
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this school stands for.
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You don't think
that I know that?
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But I barely kept my job,
and I have three cats to feed.
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I'm sorry.
There's nothing I can do.
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But if a certain
student leader
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were to rally the school
in protest.
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Okay, I'm blushing.
Stop.
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- I'll do it.
- You're gonna talk to Lauren.
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Thank you. I got to keep
my hands clean.
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You want to talk
about what's wrong?
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[sighs]
Well, let's see.
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Now I'm not just the girl
who lied about being a lesbian,
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[sighs] I'm also the daughter
of the drug dealers
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who destroyed the school.
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- So fun.
- You're having feelings.
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How about I'll come over
after school
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and we'll eat them
together?
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Isn't today your mom's
meatless meat loaf Monday?
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[chuckles]
Oh, uh, that got canceled.
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Mom's got
a really bad hangnail.
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It's infected.
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Trust me, you don't want
her hands in your food.
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Bye.
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(man) Skwerkel Headquarters.
Please hold.
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- Hey, Liam!
- Hey, Janet.
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- How's your husband's bunion?
- Doctor says it isn't infected.
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Oh, good.
I was worried.
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We meet again,
young Jedi.
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[both imitating lightsabers
whooshing]
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I'll never join you
on the Dark Side.
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We'll see.
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[both grunting]
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[grunts]
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Nice move, Booker.
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Okay, back to work.
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- You mean back to Skwerk.
- [both laugh]
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Hey, Yoda.
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Do you know where
the interns sit?
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Yeah. I do, because that
is where I sit.
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It's this way.
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My name's Liam.
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Zita.
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So, what brings you
to Skwerkel, Zita?
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Uh, last week I popped
the wrong pills
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and wrecked my dad's
precious Tesla.
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So it was either
an internship here
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or boarding school
in Florida.
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And not Miami.
Tampa.
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So here I am. Yay.
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Well, we're
in the same boat,
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'cause I, too,
am here against my will.
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Right.
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[scoffs]
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The school converted
the football field
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into an organic
vegetable garden.
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- You got to be kidding.
- That's just the beginning.
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They replaced AP calculus
with yarn arts.
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Everyone had to knit a sweater
for the final.
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I couldn't make
this shi... stuff up.
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Miss Cooper,
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you seem as horrified
by this place as I am.
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How were you possibly elected
president of your class?
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Because I've learned how
to manipulate these idiots.
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- And, boy, do you need my help.
- Oh, do I?
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You've got to get the students
on your side
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before there's a protest.
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Trust me, we're barely
in class as it is.
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Hey, boo-boo.
252
00:09:48,295 --> 00:09:49,494
Miss me?
253
00:09:49,496 --> 00:09:51,996
Uh, Amy, what are you
doing here?
254
00:09:51,998 --> 00:09:55,466
Oh, well, it took me four years
to read Fifty Shades,
255
00:09:55,468 --> 00:09:58,336
and I figured
you'd want it back, stat.
256
00:09:58,338 --> 00:10:00,004
What is happening here?
257
00:10:00,006 --> 00:10:01,806
Where are all your things?
You love things.
258
00:10:01,808 --> 00:10:04,759
Uh, you know,
spring cleaning.
259
00:10:04,761 --> 00:10:06,594
Out with the old,
in with the new.
260
00:10:06,596 --> 00:10:09,013
Oh. Sorry.
I, um... I can come back.
261
00:10:09,015 --> 00:10:10,732
Why are you here now?
Who's this?
262
00:10:11,685 --> 00:10:15,019
Uh... Felix here
263
00:10:15,021 --> 00:10:16,854
is my new...
264
00:10:16,856 --> 00:10:19,240
GBF.
265
00:10:19,242 --> 00:10:21,659
He's helping me take
my wardrobe from drab to fab.
266
00:10:21,661 --> 00:10:23,161
Isn't that right, Felix?
267
00:10:23,163 --> 00:10:24,862
Yes, I am.
268
00:10:24,864 --> 00:10:26,197
And not only am I gay,
269
00:10:26,199 --> 00:10:28,249
I am also
a walking stereotype.
270
00:10:28,251 --> 00:10:29,534
[Karma laughs]
271
00:10:29,536 --> 00:10:31,035
Oh, you're
so dramatic, Felix.
272
00:10:31,037 --> 00:10:32,870
Uh, we have a lot
of work to do.
273
00:10:32,872 --> 00:10:35,206
So I will call you
tomorrow, yeah?
274
00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:36,541
But...
275
00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:39,043
Yeah.
All right. Bye.
276
00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:43,798
I can't believe you told her
I was gay.
277
00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:45,580
Do you think she bought it?
278
00:10:45,721 --> 00:10:47,201
Students of Hester High,
279
00:10:47,236 --> 00:10:48,577
there are certain
personal freedoms
280
00:10:48,612 --> 00:10:50,456
you will no longer
be able to enjoy.
281
00:10:50,491 --> 00:10:52,785
Are you tired of being treated
like a criminal?
282
00:10:52,820 --> 00:10:55,135
I'm Lauren Cooper,
and I feel the same way.
283
00:10:55,137 --> 00:10:57,354
I mean, what's the point
of having lockers
284
00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:59,389
if there are no doors on them,
am I right?
285
00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,975
We're not allowed to park
on campus anymore.
286
00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,978
And worst of all,
we have to carry these.
287
00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,480
It's inhumane.
288
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:08,482
Why should all of us be punished
for the crimes of a few?
289
00:11:08,484 --> 00:11:10,534
That's why I worked
with Principal Turner
290
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:14,538
to create Hester's
new Verified Program.
291
00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:18,826
Now I can drive to school
and use a normal backpack.
292
00:11:18,828 --> 00:11:21,044
I have all of the freedoms
I enjoyed before.
293
00:11:21,046 --> 00:11:22,996
And getting verified
is simple.
294
00:11:22,998 --> 00:11:24,498
Just sign
the new code of conduct,
295
00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:27,751
get fingerprinted,
and agree to random drug tests,
296
00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,553
because if we have
nothing to hide,
297
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,054
what's the big deal?
298
00:11:31,056 --> 00:11:33,891
"What's the big deal"?
Is she serious?
299
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,893
Hey, nobody's going
to fall for that.
300
00:11:35,895 --> 00:11:37,895
Congratulations.
You're verified.
301
00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:39,646
What is happening?
302
00:11:39,648 --> 00:11:41,932
Hey, Shane, have you met Karma's
new mysterious gay friend?
303
00:11:41,934 --> 00:11:44,401
Are you kidding me?
Is he full of witty retorts?
304
00:11:44,403 --> 00:11:46,987
How's his fashion sense?
Is he cute? Cuter than me?
305
00:11:46,989 --> 00:11:49,523
I don't know.
I only met him once.
306
00:11:49,525 --> 00:11:50,774
- His name is Felix.
- Felix.
307
00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,993
Oh, the new guy
in my yarn arts class?
308
00:11:52,995 --> 00:11:55,662
Oh, thank God he's not gay.
309
00:11:55,664 --> 00:11:57,164
You're sure?
310
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:59,783
Trust me.
My gaydar is 100% accurate.
311
00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:01,201
Well, with guys.
312
00:12:01,203 --> 00:12:03,170
If that's true, then why
would he fake being gay?
313
00:12:03,172 --> 00:12:05,088
Yeah. Who would do
such a terrible thing?
314
00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,207
He's Karma-ing Karma.
315
00:12:07,209 --> 00:12:09,960
He's pretending to be gay
so he can gain her trust
316
00:12:09,962 --> 00:12:11,428
and seduce her.
317
00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:13,213
Uh-huh.
Will you excuse me one second?
318
00:12:13,215 --> 00:12:15,015
(Lauren)
Hi, Brenda.
319
00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:16,466
Thumbprint.
320
00:12:16,468 --> 00:12:18,635
Brenda, what the [bleep]?
You're getting verified?
321
00:12:18,637 --> 00:12:21,104
I'm sorry, Shane.
I just really need the parking.
322
00:12:21,106 --> 00:12:22,522
You should join her.
It's easy.
323
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,608
Just click here to accept
the terms and conditions.
324
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,245
If you don't mind,
I'd prefer to read them first.
325
00:12:27,916 --> 00:12:30,530
What?
326
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,399
Have any of guys read this?
327
00:12:32,401 --> 00:12:34,701
This is longer than
my grandma's Christmas letter.
328
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:36,403
They want us to play
by their rules.
329
00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:38,989
But Hester High has always been
about breaking the rules.
330
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:40,874
We question tradition.
We trust each other.
331
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:43,076
We stand up for the little guy.
Can I get an amen, Brenda?
332
00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:46,079
- Amen.
- You guys, there's no need
333
00:12:46,081 --> 00:12:48,165
for another silly protest.
They never work anyway.
334
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,717
Maybe that's because
they've never been
335
00:12:50,719 --> 00:12:52,052
as epic as this one.
336
00:12:52,054 --> 00:12:54,471
Fellow students,
if Principal Turner
337
00:12:54,473 --> 00:12:56,256
wants to strip us
of our rights,
338
00:12:56,258 --> 00:12:59,309
then maybe we should strip
to protect them.
339
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,262
Naked protest!
Naked protest!
340
00:13:02,264 --> 00:13:06,872
(all) Naked protest! Naked protest!
Naked protest!
341
00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:08,804
And then, as if the day
wasn't bad enough,
342
00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:10,978
we had to use
the service elevator.
343
00:13:11,013 --> 00:13:14,460
[both laughing]
344
00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:15,661
Oh, son.
345
00:13:15,663 --> 00:13:17,246
I dropped by to tell you
346
00:13:17,248 --> 00:13:19,131
I heard you're doing great work,
and you're late.
347
00:13:19,133 --> 00:13:20,716
What are the odds?
348
00:13:20,718 --> 00:13:22,468
I was held up at school.
349
00:13:22,470 --> 00:13:26,923
Mm. Well, luckily, Zita's
been a delightful distraction.
350
00:13:26,925 --> 00:13:29,866
[sighs]
351
00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:32,562
You didn't tell me
your dad was the CEO.
352
00:13:32,564 --> 00:13:34,263
He's kind of hot.
353
00:13:34,265 --> 00:13:36,516
What? It's true.
354
00:13:36,518 --> 00:13:38,434
You could tell
he'd be into it.
355
00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:41,153
- Oh!
- Sheesh. Such a prude.
356
00:13:41,155 --> 00:13:42,939
Trust me, not a prude.
357
00:13:42,941 --> 00:13:44,440
And stay far away
from that man.
358
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:46,492
He eats children's souls
for breakfast.
359
00:13:46,494 --> 00:13:48,110
Wow.
360
00:13:48,112 --> 00:13:50,580
You really don't
like him.
361
00:13:50,582 --> 00:13:53,616
- Booker, Skwerking hard?
- Hardly Skwerking.
362
00:13:55,203 --> 00:13:57,336
These people actually
enjoy working here.
363
00:13:57,338 --> 00:13:59,956
- I can't piss all over that.
- Hmm.
364
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,591
Well, if you really
hate it so much,
365
00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:04,210
then why are you here?
366
00:14:04,212 --> 00:14:05,545
That is a long story.
367
00:14:05,547 --> 00:14:08,214
Sounds juicy.
Take your time.
368
00:14:08,216 --> 00:14:10,967
Embellish the good parts.
369
00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:12,885
Oh, come on.
You can trust me.
370
00:14:12,887 --> 00:14:14,887
Who am I going to tell?
All my friends are in rehab.
371
00:14:14,889 --> 00:14:19,358
Okay.
Um, where do I begin?
372
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:22,695
All right, Hester, when I say
"We have nothing to hide,"
373
00:14:22,697 --> 00:14:24,530
everyone take off
your clothes.
374
00:14:24,532 --> 00:14:26,198
N-U-D-E!
375
00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,701
(all) You can't take my rights
from me!
376
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:30,536
N-U-D-E!
377
00:14:30,538 --> 00:14:32,538
You can't take my rights
from me!
378
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,539
N-U-D-E!
379
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,658
You can't take my rights
from me!
380
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:37,543
N-U-D-E!
381
00:14:37,545 --> 00:14:39,078
You can't take my rights
from me!
382
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,463
- We need to talk.
- N-U-D-E!
383
00:14:40,465 --> 00:14:42,048
(all) You can't take my rights
from me!
384
00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:45,134
Lauren, it's not too late.
Go tell them you made a mistake.
385
00:14:45,136 --> 00:14:46,552
But I didn't, Wendy.
386
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,554
I support everything
Principal Turner is doing.
387
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,806
You're not the same
candidate I voted for.
388
00:14:53,845 --> 00:14:55,261
- Lauren.
- What the [bleep]
389
00:14:55,263 --> 00:14:56,679
- are you doing here?
- You blocked my calls.
390
00:14:56,681 --> 00:14:58,180
I need to tell you
that I lied to you.
391
00:14:58,182 --> 00:15:00,399
Yeah, I know.
How stupid do you think I am?
392
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:03,152
No. When you asked
if any of it was real,
393
00:15:03,154 --> 00:15:06,355
I only said no because
my boss was listening.
394
00:15:06,357 --> 00:15:08,157
I don't know what game
you're playing,
395
00:15:08,159 --> 00:15:10,326
but it's not
going to work.
396
00:15:11,863 --> 00:15:13,195
(all)
N-U-D-E!
397
00:15:13,197 --> 00:15:14,947
You can't take my rights
from me!
398
00:15:14,949 --> 00:15:17,750
All right, students!
399
00:15:17,752 --> 00:15:19,251
You have ten seconds
to disperse.
400
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,253
After that,
everyone here
401
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,339
will receive Saturday detention
for a month.
402
00:15:23,341 --> 00:15:25,207
(girl)
Is he for real?
403
00:15:27,211 --> 00:15:29,345
I know you all
hate these new rules.
404
00:15:29,347 --> 00:15:30,880
A real politician
would get up here
405
00:15:30,882 --> 00:15:32,515
and tell you they hate them too,
but I won't pander,
406
00:15:32,517 --> 00:15:34,884
especially when that's not
how I feel.
407
00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:37,436
Hester isn't the same place
it used to be.
408
00:15:37,438 --> 00:15:40,389
Nobody knows that
better than me.
409
00:15:42,193 --> 00:15:45,853
We were humiliated.
We were used.
410
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,589
[students murmuring]
411
00:15:47,624 --> 00:15:49,899
We were betrayed.
412
00:15:49,901 --> 00:15:51,484
[murmuring continues]
413
00:15:51,486 --> 00:15:53,152
These rules are here
to protect us,
414
00:15:53,154 --> 00:15:56,405
because we can't let
our guard down like that again.
415
00:15:56,407 --> 00:15:59,158
- [feedback whines]
- Protect us from what, Lauren?
416
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:01,243
We have nothing to hide.
417
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:05,297
[all gasp]
418
00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:09,418
What the [bleep]?
419
00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:10,920
And even though
all she wants to be
420
00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:12,421
is friends with benefits
right now,
421
00:16:12,423 --> 00:16:14,640
I know that if I wait it out,
she'll forgive me.
422
00:16:14,642 --> 00:16:17,093
Mm, I hate
to be blunt, but...
423
00:16:17,095 --> 00:16:20,062
Actually, I love to be blunt,
because I speak the truth,
424
00:16:20,064 --> 00:16:22,264
and you need to hear it.
Give up.
425
00:16:22,266 --> 00:16:23,733
No, no, no.
You don't know her.
426
00:16:23,735 --> 00:16:25,735
I don't need to.
You screwed her best friend.
427
00:16:25,737 --> 00:16:27,236
Game over.
It's a lost cause.
428
00:16:27,238 --> 00:16:29,739
Not us, okay?
We have something special.
429
00:16:29,741 --> 00:16:32,024
Oh, Liam, how can be so rich
and so na?ve?
430
00:16:32,026 --> 00:16:33,492
[cell phone beeps]
431
00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,995
5:00.
We're free.
432
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:37,279
[sighs]
433
00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:41,617
Whoa. Hey, hey.
434
00:16:41,619 --> 00:16:44,170
I just had
to get you alone.
435
00:16:44,172 --> 00:16:45,454
I...
436
00:16:45,456 --> 00:16:47,339
can't stop thinking
about you.
437
00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:49,258
I get mistaken
for other people a lot.
438
00:16:49,260 --> 00:16:50,793
I have a pretty common face.
439
00:16:50,795 --> 00:16:52,294
[laughs]
440
00:16:53,181 --> 00:16:54,797
Come on.
441
00:16:54,799 --> 00:16:56,932
Tell me you didn't feel
the connection
442
00:16:56,934 --> 00:16:58,601
between us last night.
443
00:16:58,603 --> 00:17:00,686
It was electric.
444
00:17:00,688 --> 00:17:02,805
It was?
445
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:04,774
I mean, it was...
446
00:17:04,776 --> 00:17:06,008
so electric.
447
00:17:06,010 --> 00:17:08,194
But I thought
you were a lesbian.
448
00:17:08,196 --> 00:17:10,062
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
449
00:17:10,064 --> 00:17:12,481
I've never
labeled myself.
450
00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,900
I'm more attracted
to the person.
451
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:17,319
And you are a person
452
00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:20,823
to whom I am definitely
attracted.
453
00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:23,325
And I think the feeling
is mutual.
454
00:17:23,327 --> 00:17:26,545
If only you weren't gay.
455
00:17:27,835 --> 00:17:29,665
Uh, yeah.
456
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,967
Um, about that.
457
00:17:31,969 --> 00:17:34,170
What the [bleep]
is going on?
458
00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:39,916
Is it your goal to seduce
every guy in my life?
459
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:41,482
Just when I thought
I could trust you again.
460
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:45,253
You can. I was just exposing
Felix for the fraud that he is.
461
00:17:45,255 --> 00:17:47,589
He's straight.
He was only pretending to be gay
462
00:17:47,591 --> 00:17:50,759
- so he could seduce you.
- Whoa! What? Wait a second.
463
00:17:50,761 --> 00:17:52,477
I am straight, yeah.
464
00:17:52,479 --> 00:17:54,980
But I would never
do something like that.
465
00:17:54,982 --> 00:17:57,065
What kind of person would?
466
00:17:59,436 --> 00:18:01,486
Well, I can't believe
467
00:18:01,488 --> 00:18:02,821
you lied to me.
468
00:18:05,109 --> 00:18:07,242
Okay.
No, I'm sorry.
469
00:18:07,244 --> 00:18:08,694
I'm sorry, I can't go along
with this anymore.
470
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:10,529
If you're not going
to tell her, then I will.
471
00:18:10,531 --> 00:18:11,903
[sighs]
472
00:18:11,938 --> 00:18:13,782
Tell me what?
473
00:18:13,784 --> 00:18:16,668
Why I was in her bedroom
last night.
474
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,954
Because...
475
00:18:18,956 --> 00:18:20,789
it's not my bedroom
anymore.
476
00:18:20,791 --> 00:18:22,624
It's his.
477
00:18:24,094 --> 00:18:25,460
There we go.
478
00:18:25,462 --> 00:18:28,130
I'm going to leave
you two alone.
479
00:18:30,968 --> 00:18:33,507
I don't understand.
480
00:18:35,305 --> 00:18:37,856
Since the drug bust,
we're broke...
481
00:18:37,858 --> 00:18:42,277
so broke that we had to rent out
our house to Felix's family.
482
00:18:42,279 --> 00:18:44,279
So we're basically homeless,
only we own a home.
483
00:18:44,281 --> 00:18:47,282
We just can't afford
to live in it.
484
00:18:47,284 --> 00:18:48,483
[sighs]
485
00:18:48,485 --> 00:18:50,786
I'm sorry.
Why didn't you tell me?
486
00:18:50,788 --> 00:18:53,989
I'm living in the juice truck in
my backyard. It's humiliating.
487
00:18:53,991 --> 00:18:57,159
There's nothing humiliating
about it. It's not your fault.
488
00:18:57,161 --> 00:18:59,795
Now, those bangs you got
in fourth grade,
489
00:18:59,797 --> 00:19:01,496
that was humiliating.
490
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:05,050
You can get through this,
but you have to let me help.
491
00:19:05,052 --> 00:19:08,503
But we just got through
some really heavy stuff.
492
00:19:08,505 --> 00:19:10,172
Exactly.
493
00:19:10,174 --> 00:19:12,674
And we're so much
stronger because of it.
494
00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:14,226
You're my best friend.
495
00:19:14,228 --> 00:19:16,428
We don't need these childish
necklaces to prove it.
496
00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,063
I don't think
they're childish.
497
00:19:18,065 --> 00:19:21,016
I lost mine when we were moving
everything into storage.
498
00:19:24,334 --> 00:19:26,104
Well...
499
00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:28,190
we can share mine.
500
00:19:28,192 --> 00:19:29,241
Really?
501
00:19:29,243 --> 00:19:31,610
- Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles]
502
00:19:31,612 --> 00:19:35,113
Ooh, it'll be like
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.
503
00:19:35,115 --> 00:19:36,698
No, it's not.
504
00:19:38,142 --> 00:19:39,675
Hey, Karma?
505
00:19:41,205 --> 00:19:43,338
Hey, hey, I know it's late,
506
00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,374
but I just wanted
to tell you
507
00:19:46,376 --> 00:19:49,344
that I told a friend
our story today,
508
00:19:49,346 --> 00:19:53,932
and they called me na?ve because
I still have hope for us.
509
00:19:53,934 --> 00:19:56,718
I love you,
and I'm not giving up.
510
00:19:56,720 --> 00:20:00,105
And if you can't find
your hope right now,
511
00:20:00,107 --> 00:20:01,723
then that's okay,
512
00:20:01,725 --> 00:20:05,393
because I have enough
for us both.
513
00:20:05,395 --> 00:20:09,147
Look, buddy, I don't know
what you heard,
514
00:20:09,149 --> 00:20:10,365
but I'm not gay.
515
00:20:10,367 --> 00:20:12,567
What are you doing
in Karma's room?
516
00:20:12,569 --> 00:20:14,569
You should talk to her
about that tomorrow.
517
00:20:18,075 --> 00:20:20,742
Felix.
518
00:20:20,744 --> 00:20:22,043
Who was that?
519
00:20:22,045 --> 00:20:23,712
Wrong number, Dad.
520
00:20:23,714 --> 00:20:26,248
Don't worry about it.
521
00:20:26,298 --> 00:20:30,848
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