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Growing up in Brooklyn,
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I always thought that traveling
to faraway places was something
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that only rich people did.
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At 13,
I'd never been out of New York,
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but all that was about to change.
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Class, I have an announcement.
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We're all going on a field trip
to Washington, DC.
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You just need to have your parents
sign your permission slips
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and sell 30 boxes of cookies
to cover the cost of the trip.
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Chris.
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If your people can't afford to pay cash,
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I'll see if we'll accept food stamps.
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She acts like it's caviar.
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It's just cookies, damn.
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How are we going to get there?
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We're chartering a bus.
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Prepare to sit in the back,
Birmingham.
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I'd like to sit you under a bus.
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1x21 Everybody Hates Dreamgirls.
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Transcript: Raceman
Adaptation: Sixe
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Happy anniversary.
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What's this?
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Oh, baby,
you didn't have to get me anything!
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Oh, yes, he did.
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My father learned that the hard way.
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You're the one that told me
not to get you nothing!
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What you stab me for?!
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Rochelle!
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And it was just Arbor Day.
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Rochelle!
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Go ahead, open it.
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Let's see what you got me.
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This is so sweet, baby.
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Dreamgirls!
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Oh, Dreamgirls!
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Oh, baby!
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How did you get tickets to Dreamgirls?
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These are expensive.
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It's okay,
I got them from Risky.
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Risky?
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My father has gotten tickets
from Risky before--
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for the Ali-Frazier fight
at Madison Square Garden.
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What happened?
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Who's down? What happened?
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Man!
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He got him tickets to see
Patti LaBelle at Lincoln Center.
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What's she wearing?
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Did she throw her shoe yet?
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I got Patti's shoe!
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I got Patti's shoe!
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Smell it!
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Yes, Patti, I love you, girl!
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Don't worry,
we're gonna have a good time, okay?
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We are!
We're gonna have a good time!
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Thank you, baby.
You are the sweetest man in the world.
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Tonya, breakfast!
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Mama, I think something bit me.
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No, baby,
I don't think these are bites.
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You've got chicken pox.
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Who gave her chicken pox?
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Wasn't me.
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Want me to get the Robitussin?
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No, I don't think Robitussin's
gonna help this.
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Look, Chris and Drew,
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I don't need y'all getting sick,
so I need y'all to stay away from Tonya.
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That's like saying stay away
from a serial killer.
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Okay.
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Mom.
Did you sign my permission slip?
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It's in your book, baby.
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Permission for what?
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A field trip to Washington, DC.
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I need to sell cookies so I can go.
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Can you take a few boxes to work?
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Oh, I'm sorry, Chris,
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but I can't ask these people
to buy nothing else.
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I've sold Avon for your mother,
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wrapping paper for Tonya,
chocolate bars for Drew...
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Okay.
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No, no, no.
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I'll tell you what.
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I'll buy two boxes for myself
to get you started.
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The rest,
you're gonna have to handle yourself.
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Thanks, Dad.
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With at least 100,000 people
living in Bed-Stuy,
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selling 28 boxes of cookies
couldn't be that hard.
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Hello?
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She said she was 18!
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Hey!
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Would you like to buy...
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Never mind.
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Would you like to buy some cookies?
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I'll take four.
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What are you doing?!
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He has diabetes.
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You trying to kill him?
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I can't believe it's harder
selling cookies than crack.
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My mother told us
to stay away from Tonya,
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but it was too late for Drew.
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You're gonna make it worse, boy.
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Stop scratching.
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Why don't she just tell him
to stop growing hair?
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But it itches.
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Sit over here.
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Mama, my booty itches.
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Oh, come here.
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Let me see.
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See, baby, you can't scratch,
you got to pat.
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S ee?
Does that feel better?
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Yes.
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All right, go back to bed, okay?
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Let me see.
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Ooh, 100 degrees,
that's not so bad.
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Here, lay down, get some rest.
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I'll come check on you later.
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And stop scratching.
You're making me itch.
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You find anyone?
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Nobody wants to baby-sit
kids with chicken pox.
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Well, there goes Dreamgirls.
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Thanks anyway, baby.
You know what?
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This would have been
the best present you ever gave me.
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It wouldn't be the first time
my parents missed something
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because one of us was sick.
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I got a coupon for a free dinner!
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Oh, I'm gonna get dressed.
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Mama, I have rabies!
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Damn!
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I got Michael Jackson tickets!
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Oh, I'll call the sitter.
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Mama, my eye fell out.
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Damn!
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We just won a trip to Miami!
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Ooh, I'm gonna go get packed!
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Ma, I think I broke my neck.
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Damn.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no, Julius, it's okay.
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We'll just spend
another anniversary at home.
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At least we'll be together.
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You know what?
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These tickets are expensive.
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There's no reason why both of us
should sit at home.
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I'll watch the kids.
You go.
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Okay.
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If she had a ball,
she could have played for the Jets.
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Sheila!
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We're going to see Dreamgirls!
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That's right.
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Women never catch you in a lie
when you want them to.
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Okay.
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And I am telling you
I'm not going
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You're the best man
I've ever known
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And there's no way I could ever,
ever go
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Darling, there's no way
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No...
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I'm living without ya
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I'm not living without ya
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Not living without ya
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I don't want to be
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Free-e-e-e-e-e
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I'm staying
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I'm staying
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And you, you, you
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You're gonna love me...
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Jennifer, I'm coming!
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Daddy,
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can you scratch my booty?
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Please?
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Dude, you got to pull it together.
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This is the best field trip all year.
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I might get to see Tip O'Neill.
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Who?
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You've never heard of
Thomas Tip O'Neill?
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Not unless he's related to Shaquille.
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He's only like the most famous Speaker
of the House of Representatives ever.
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Well, I don't know what else I can do.
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I knocked on, like, 100 doors.
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Well, you better knock on
100 more, Jermaine,
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'cause if I'm not on that bus to DC,
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I'm gonna freedom march
all over your face.
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Counting the two boxes of cookies
I had sold to my dad,
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I had sold two boxes of cookies
and had one stolen.
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I needed a new strategy.
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Excuse me. would you like
to buy a box of cookies?
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Can I get drunk on those cookies?
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Hey, Risky,
you want to buy a box of cookies?
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Hey, youngblood,
I don't buy, I sell.
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You want to buy a VCR?
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No, thanks.
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Hey.
You need a VCR?
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I got one already.
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Fell off the truck this morning.
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Really? I'll take two.
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I never realized
the only stuff that sold on the street
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in my neighborhood
was stolen stuff.
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Cookies! Cookies for sale!
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Chocolate chip, peanut butter,
Do-Si-Do, chocolate mint!
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I got cookies.
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They just fell off the truck
this morning.
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Why didn't you say so?
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Give me two boxes.
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Thank you.
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I couldn't wait
to get back to school.
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You the kid selling the cookies?
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Right off the truck.
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How many you want?
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None.
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You're under arrest.
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All I knew about getting arrested
was what I saw on TV.
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They read you your rights...
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You have the right to remain silent.
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...and you get a phone call...
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You get one call.
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and the food is horrible.
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Thanks.
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What I found out was that
the worst part of getting arrested
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is being treated like a criminal.
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Excuse me,
can I use the bathroom?
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Should have thought
about using the bathroom
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before you started
selling stolen goods.
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I wasn't selling stolen goods.
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Then we must have got the wrong guy.
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Don't I get, like, a phone call?
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Should have thought
about making a phone call
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before you started
selling stolen goods.
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I know I looked cool on the outside,
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but on the inside,
I was doing this...
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I won't do it anymore,
I promise!
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I'm not a thief!
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I want my mama!
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All I was thinking was
one way or another,
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I wish they'd let me go.
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Back at home,
my father was thinking the same thing.
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How do I look?
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You changed five times already.
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You looked fine the first time.
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Oh, thank you, baby.
I'm just so excited.
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I mean, this is Dreamgirls.
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Dreamgirls!
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This is like
a once-in-a-lifetime thing.
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It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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- Yeah.
- So, uh, you better get going.
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You're right, baby.
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Oh, you are so good to me.
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Dreamgirls.
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We'll make you happy.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Daddy, I'm itchy!
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Come on,
I need to put you in a lineup.
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A lineup?
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Yeah, apparently a delivery truck
carrying cookies
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was hijacked
in East Bergen the other day.
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I know you're probably thinking
who would hold up a cookie truck?
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Don't move!
Don't move!
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All we want are your cookies!
Think I'm playing?
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Now, go!
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- I'm not doing time for this--
- Go!
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I didn't hijack a truck.
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I don't even know
where East Bergen is.
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Should have thought of that before
you started selling stolen cookies.
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I ain't taking a bath in that.
That looks nasty.
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It'll help your itching.
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But I don't like oatmeal.
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00:11:40,987 --> 00:11:43,622
You don't have to eat it, girl,
you got to take a bath in it.
265
00:11:43,675 --> 00:11:44,932
Then she's got to eat it.
266
00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,441
My father didn't waste food.
267
00:11:46,847 --> 00:11:49,582
It wasn't me.
I go to Corleone Junior High.
268
00:11:49,677 --> 00:11:50,951
I got the cookies from school,
269
00:11:50,956 --> 00:11:54,101
and I'm just selling them so I can go
on some trip to Washington, DC.
270
00:11:54,108 --> 00:11:55,573
And I did not steal them.
271
00:11:55,618 --> 00:11:58,093
I was just saying that so people
would want to buy them.
272
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,471
You go to Corleone?
273
00:11:59,578 --> 00:12:01,673
What are you the only black kid there?
274
00:12:01,766 --> 00:12:02,762
Nice try.
275
00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:06,380
There was an eyewitness,
and you fit the profile, cookie boy.
276
00:12:06,477 --> 00:12:08,042
I may have only been 13,
277
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:10,463
but I already knew
how racial profiling worked.
278
00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:12,401
This is what the witness said...
279
00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:13,660
He was a black male,
280
00:12:13,835 --> 00:12:17,271
medium complexion,
about 6'4, 230 pounds.
281
00:12:17,647 --> 00:12:18,693
He had brown eyes.
282
00:12:18,795 --> 00:12:22,083
Um, he was wearing a--
Scout uniform with a yellow beanie,
283
00:12:22,146 --> 00:12:25,530
and he had on dark pants,
and size 14 dark shoes.
284
00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:28,802
And, uh, a birthmark
on the back of his left wrist.
285
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:30,803
Oh, and-
and he walked with a limp.
286
00:12:30,896 --> 00:12:32,863
But this is what the cop heard...
287
00:12:32,968 --> 00:12:34,993
Um, he was black, and, uh,
288
00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:36,261
black, black, and black.
289
00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,751
Um, black, black,
290
00:12:37,787 --> 00:12:39,160
and he black, black, black,
291
00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:40,640
black, black, black.
292
00:12:40,675 --> 00:12:41,910
And, uh, he had, uh,
293
00:12:41,977 --> 00:12:43,291
black, black, black, black.
294
00:12:43,316 --> 00:12:44,572
And, oh, a black.
295
00:12:44,888 --> 00:12:47,022
Yeah.
And, uh, he walked with a black.
296
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,380
Face forward.
297
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,541
Number two, stand still!
298
00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:56,241
That looks like the cover
of the last Commodores album.
299
00:12:56,247 --> 00:12:58,841
Usually, my father wanted
my mother to be happy.
300
00:12:58,857 --> 00:13:01,152
But this was the one time
he was secretly hoping
301
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,681
that the tickets that Risky
gave him were horrible as usual.
302
00:13:13,078 --> 00:13:14,261
Oh, my God!
303
00:13:14,346 --> 00:13:15,413
These seats are great!
304
00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:17,082
- I know!
- Oh, girl, I hate to say it,
305
00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:19,201
but I'm glad your kids
got the chicken pox. Oh!
306
00:13:19,236 --> 00:13:20,422
Happy anniversary.
307
00:13:20,436 --> 00:13:21,500
Oh, thank you,
308
00:13:24,236 --> 00:13:25,420
We love you!
309
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,542
Don't go!
You stay!
310
00:13:27,718 --> 00:13:29,161
You better go, girl!
311
00:13:29,518 --> 00:13:30,791
I'm staying!
312
00:13:31,496 --> 00:13:32,491
Hey.
313
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,090
Is Chris here yet?
314
00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:36,972
No,
I guess he's still out selling cookies.
315
00:13:37,807 --> 00:13:38,801
Okay.
316
00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:41,091
Hey, dad?
Can you get my armpit?
317
00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,692
So, uh, when's mom coming home?
318
00:13:49,638 --> 00:13:50,902
It'll be a while.
319
00:13:51,016 --> 00:13:53,860
She's using my coupon
to take Sheila to dinner, too.
320
00:13:54,585 --> 00:13:58,071
How come she's going out
with somebody else on your anniversary?
321
00:13:58,118 --> 00:13:59,223
Well...
322
00:13:59,566 --> 00:14:00,562
I told her to go.
323
00:14:00,977 --> 00:14:02,022
Why'd you do that?
324
00:14:03,547 --> 00:14:05,713
Because I want your mother
to be happy.
325
00:14:05,817 --> 00:14:08,990
Well, if I had to stay at home
and be with sick people
326
00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:12,073
while somebody else
was out having fun, I'd be mad.
327
00:14:13,677 --> 00:14:14,733
Well, I'm not mad.
328
00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:15,973
I would be.
329
00:14:16,008 --> 00:14:17,141
I'd be sad, too.
330
00:14:17,937 --> 00:14:20,103
Be kind of depressed
because she left me.
331
00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,153
- Yeah...
- I'd be crying and everything.
332
00:14:22,248 --> 00:14:23,453
Man, I'd be so upset.
333
00:14:23,478 --> 00:14:25,841
- You know, let's get...
- I don't see how you hold it in.
334
00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:26,841
Here you go.
335
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:28,293
Sit tight, don't move.
336
00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:29,840
I'll be back.
337
00:14:39,568 --> 00:14:40,712
Hey, Russo,
338
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,413
the kid's storry checks out.
339
00:14:42,818 --> 00:14:44,701
Looks like you were telling the truth.
340
00:14:44,706 --> 00:14:46,702
Your teacher confirmed your story.
341
00:14:46,868 --> 00:14:48,073
- Thank you.
- Oh, yeah.
342
00:14:48,177 --> 00:14:51,353
She also said to tell you
you're a credit to your race.
343
00:14:52,676 --> 00:14:53,713
Can I leave now?
344
00:14:54,028 --> 00:14:56,433
Sure--
soon as your parents come get you.
345
00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:58,022
My parents?
346
00:14:58,107 --> 00:15:00,962
Can't you just let me go?
I can't tell my mom I got arrested.
347
00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:03,010
Should have thought of that
before you started
348
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:05,331
telling people
you were selling stolen goods.
349
00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:10,592
Hello?
350
00:15:10,645 --> 00:15:11,640
Hi, Dad.
351
00:15:11,698 --> 00:15:14,340
Chris, you're supposed to be home
at 3:00. Where are you?
352
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:17,290
I... need you to pick me up
at the police station.
353
00:15:17,608 --> 00:15:18,601
You're in jail?!
354
00:15:18,997 --> 00:15:21,503
No matter what y did,
don't say nothing.
355
00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:24,713
- But, Dad, I didn't...
- Didn't I tell you don't say nothing?
356
00:15:24,765 --> 00:15:27,801
Anything you say
can and will be used against you.
357
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:31,572
That was as close as my father
came to being a lawyer.
358
00:15:31,768 --> 00:15:33,720
Keep your mouth shut,
I'll be there in a minute.
359
00:15:33,738 --> 00:15:34,730
Okay.
360
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,162
So what are you selling
these things for, anyway?
361
00:15:39,245 --> 00:15:41,061
A class trip to Washington, DC.
362
00:15:41,447 --> 00:15:43,501
got any peanut butter Do-Si-Do?
363
00:15:43,945 --> 00:15:44,942
Just these.
364
00:15:46,045 --> 00:15:47,222
Chocolate chip, huh?
365
00:15:48,797 --> 00:15:49,851
How much are they?
366
00:15:52,106 --> 00:15:53,501
Say what you want about cops,
367
00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,442
they sure got a mean sweet tooth.
368
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,323
Sign right there and you're all set.
369
00:16:04,278 --> 00:16:06,450
It's okay, they just got chicken pox.
370
00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,031
Hi, Dad.
371
00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:14,541
Come on, let's go.
372
00:16:14,885 --> 00:16:15,883
Are you mad at me?
373
00:16:15,897 --> 00:16:16,891
Yeah, I'm mad.
374
00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:20,162
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Tell him
375
00:16:20,212 --> 00:16:24,762
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