All language subtitles for Everybody Hates Chris s01e13 Everybody Hates Picture Day.eng

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Of all the things in school
that could affect your life forever--

making friends,
taking tests--

the one thing that
could really affect it

was your school picture.

If your picture looked good,

everybody thought
you were cool,

and every girl wanted one.

I got one!

Ladies, ladies, please.

I'm signing as fast as I can.

Chris only has one hand.

When you took a bad picture,
it was like giving out subpoenas.

Hey, I got some yearbook pictures.

Five by sevens,
five by sevens.

Wallet size.

Hey, I'll frame it up for you.

I will frame it up for you.

So, this year
I had to prepare,

and the first thing I had to do
was find the right outfit.

I really wanted to look good.

The problem was, my mother wanted me
to look good, too.

Chris,

I got your outfit for Picture Day.

Only thing missing was
a hat with a propeller.

1x13 Everybody Hates Picture Day

Transcript: Raceman
Synchro: Sixe

Oh, Chris, you look sharp.

I look stupid.

How come
I have to wear Drew's old stuff?

Oh, baby, I had to buy Drew
a new pair of pants

and Tonya a new pair of shoes
for their school pictures.

Mm, you look fine.

My father thought any clothes
were good clothes

Well, that's 'cause he didn't have
matching socks till he was 29.

I look like an idiot.

Baby, you do not look like
an idiot to me.

That'd be great if I was two.

Well, can I please
wear something else?

As long as I don't have to pay for it.

Just find something to wear
and I'll take a look at it, okay?

I don't have anything special.

When I was a kid,
we didn't need special clothes.

Just having clothes was special.

The only way I was gonna get
my mother to spend money on me

was if not doing it
would embarrass her.

Mom, I'm the only black kid
in the whole school.

They already think
I'm a crack baby.

Wearing this sweater,
they'll probably think I'm on welfare.

Who said we were on welfare?

Be home from school
on time tomorrow.

We're gonna go shopping.

I thought you said
we didn't have the money.

Oh, I'll get it.

Or they'll think
that we on welfare.

If people thought
we were homeless,

I could've got
some leather socks.

We do.

When my mother couldn't get
any business to hire her,

she would start
her own business from home.

The secret to success in selling
Yvonne cosmetics is in attitude.

Now,
when I started selling Yvonne,

I was like a lot of you.

I was raising my kids,

doing housework and wondering
where I went wrong. but since,

I've divorced my husband,
my kids moved in with my mother,

and just last month
I won an award,

the Yvonne yellow Buick Riviera.

Wait. So,
how can we make money again?

Well, you do like me.

You sell your products
to women like yourself,

then they sell them
to women like them.

Now, isn't that
the pyramid scheme?

Oh, no.
Of course not.

We use the triangulated vertical
integration model, or TVI for short.

TVIs work from the bottom up.

This is your business,
ladies.

There is no one below you.

So, that means
we're at the top.

No, you're at the bottom.

But that's as high
as you can go.

Count me in.

Me, too.

Yeah, girl.
We're gonna make some money.

While my mother
was keeping it together,

Tonya was tearing things apart.

You broke my car?

It fell.

It didn't just fall.

What were you doing
in here anyway?

I was trying to see
if my doll could ride in it.

It's a model car.

Nobody's supposed to fit in it.

It's just a stupid car,
Drew.

Say you're sorry.

I ain't saying nothing.

Drew was a pretty nice guy,

but if you crossed him,

it was a whole different game.

It's all right.

Translation:
You done messed up.

What's all this?

Yvonne cosmetics.

I'm gonna be a sales rep.

You're not working
from home again, are you?

My father hated when my mother
went into business for herself.

I know it's January, sir,

but candy corn is not just
for Halloween anymore.

She ran up the phone bill.

She put my father to work.

What you mean
you got to put it together yourself?

What size shoe you wear?

And she was always eating.

Well, Supperware
is just like Tupperware,

except it's for us.

How much does all of this cost?

$75.

Where'd you get $75?

From our savings account.

How are we supposed to save anything
if you keep taking money out?

I need money to buy a new outfit
for Chris's Picture Day.

But if you don't think
that I can do it, then fine.

Translation:
How come you're always putting me down?

It's not that. I...

I just don't want all these women
hanging out over here,

running their mouth,

eating our food
and wasting your time.

It's not gonna be
a waste of time.

All right.

Meanwhile, Drew was getting revenge,

and Tonya couldn't tell how.

What are you doing in my room?

Are you gonna say sorry?

No.

Okay.

That's the same thing Martha Stewart
said before they sent her to jail.

Hey.
What happened to your hair?

I wanted to try
something new for Picture Day.

Man, you should try again.

Come on, man,
it's like Billy Idol.

It's just hair gel.

Yeah, but on Picture Day,
aren't you supposed to look like...

I don't know...
You?

It was either this
or Boy George.

Boy George? Man,
the girls would have been all over you.

What about for your picture?
You do anything special?

My mom's taking me shopping
after school for a new outfit.

Get out.
What are you gonna get?

I don't know.

Anything that does not have
a big red fire truck on it.

Nice hair.
You waiting for a white wedding?

Those guys are losers.

You should have seen Greg
on Picture Day

after he started listening to ZZ Top.

Irwin's was our neighborhood
clothing store.

Before rappers
had clothing lines,

you can get an outfit
for under $40.

Welcome to Irwin's.

Thank you.
Uh, we're looking for an outfit.

With the right outfit,

you can beat any charge.

I'm not charged with anything.

We're just looking for an outfit
for his school pictures.

Oh, oh.
Okay, good.

Stay in school, kid--

it'll keep you out of jail.

Yeah,
that and not breaking the law.

Come here.

You know what good clothes look like?
Please.

It's okay.

Mom.

No.

Put it back.

To find the perfect outfit
for Picture Day,

I tried out all kinds of looks.

The Isaac Hayes look.

The Don King look.

The Rerun.

Thurston Howell III.

And finaly the
"Please, Mama, can I have it?"

We got Chris a new outfit
for his school picture.

It's so cool.
I have a suede-front shirt.

You got Chris a suede shirt?

I don't even have suede shoes.

How much does a suede shirt cost?

Don't worry, Julius.

I'll pay for it
out of my Yvonne money.

You sold all that stuff already?

I'm having a party tomorrow.

You're having a party?

Wish I was having a party.

So, Tonya,

I was trying to put your outfit together
for your school picture,

and I was only able
to find one shoe.

Where's your other shoe?

Huh?

Your shoes.
Your brand-new pair of shoes.

One is missing.
Where's the other one?

Wish I could afford to lose a shoe.

Drew took it.

No, I didn't.

The only way Tonya could tell on Drew
was if she told on herself.

So, she had a choice to make,

and it kinda made her feel like this...

You're a low-down lying Yankee.

Prove it.

Why would Drew take your shoe?

I don't know.

Wish I could afford
to not know stuff.

Well, you need to stop lying
on people and find your shoe.

It was only a few times at my school
that I actually felt good.

Now, the day
I showed up in a suede-front shirt,

that was one of them.

Yo, what's that?

Suede.

Greg's look went from Billy Idol
to his other idol, Pat Riley.

Hey, Chris.

Hey, ugly bear.
Nice shirt.

When you get done,
you can make some hushpuppies out of it.

He's just jealous.

I had never had another kid
feel jealous of me before.

It felt kind of cool.

And then this happened.

My clothes are gone.

Oh, man, they're taking pictures
next period.

Don't you think I know that?

What's wrong, Scatman?

Where'd you put my clothes?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

You do know
what I'm talking about.

You stole my clothes.

Did you see me steal your clothes?

Maybe you lost them.

Well,
maybe your mama lost them.

What?

That shirt cost $35,
and I want it back.

I don't have it, Nipsy.

We gone see about that.

I knew Caruso
would never give me back my clothes

unless I proved I was willing to do
what I needed to do.

So I told on him.

He stole my clothes.

- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.

Mrs. Malone was the school's assistant principal.

She was promoted to the position
after proving the only

thing she hated more than kids
was working with kids.

Stop it.
Both of you.

I don't have time for this.

If you stole his clothes,
give them back now.

I didn't.

See?

Told you.

I don't like liars,
young man.

Lie to me again,
that's detention.

I wonder what I would have gotten
if I'd stomped on her big toe.

I can't take my pictures in this.

You might not have to.
Come on.

My mother was good
at buying stuff,

but she was never
any good at selling.

Okay, ladies,
can I have your attention, please?

These women are worse
than pigeons in Central Park.

Ladies,
can I have your attention, please?

Um, ladies,
how about we all have a seat?

Here, in here, please.

Take a seat.
Thank you.

Please,
be seated.

Okay,

I would like to tell you
about the benefits

of buying and selling
Yvonne cosmetics.

Ooh, what is that?

Oh, this is a light skin-blemish cream.
It removes...

No, no, no, I'm talking about
the sauce on these wings.

Oh, those are
honey barbecue.

Yes. So, um...

Ooh, these are good.

I mean, good.

Thank you very much,
I appreciate that.

So, getting back to
the cosmetic line,

what we need to do, ladies,
is position ourselves...

What's your name again?

My name is Rochelle.

- Rochelle.
- Yeah,

with Yvonne cosmetics,
you need to position yourself

- in order to...
- You know what?

I am late. I have got to
go pick up my sister's son.

I am so...

Ooh, but this is really nice.
It really was.

But wait,
I didn't explain to you

the marketing strategy for Yvonne cosmetics.

You know what,
we-we'll come back again next time.

All right, then.
You know,

I'm sorry. You know what?
I got to go, too.

I know, I know, I'm so sorry.
I gotta go.

It's getting late.

You so sweet.

God bless your little heart,

you're just as cute as you can be.

I, uh...
You, too? I...

This was great.

Let us know when
you want to do it again.

They ran out of there
like Keith Sweat tickets were on sale.

How you all just going to...?

Spent all this money!

They ate all this?

If you say,
"I told you so,"

they might be
the last words you ever say.

That's not what
I was going to say.

- Oh, it's not?
- No.

Oh.

Well,
what were you going to say?

You need to get it together.

- What?
- I put $75 into this,

so as far as I'm concerned,
that makes us partners.

And I want my money back.

You think people
are just going to buy this junk?

Look, I tried
to give my speech, Julius.

Nobody cares about that.

This is makeup,

it's not heat,

it's not lights,

it's not clothes.

I don't know how
you're going to sell this stuff.

But either you going
to get my money,

or I'm going to get my money.

Now, how are you going
to get your money?

I don't know,
but I'm going to get my money.

You've got to be kidding me.

What choice do you have?

My mother spent $35
on a new shirt for me to wear.

I can't take a picture
in Lost and Found clothes.

What'd you spend
on the pictures, $15?

Oh, she's going to kill me.

You'd better take this picture.

At least she'll have something
to remember you by.

The only thing Greg was worse at
than fighting was cheering people up.

It's not suede,
but it's not bad.

If I had known kids
were losing clothes this cool,

I would never have gone
shopping in the first place.

Thank you. Thank you.

All right, go ahead
and take a spot

back by the girl in the pink
in the back row.

And you can sit right here, buddy.

This looks like
the educated Wu Tang Clan.

All right, smile.

One, two...

Hold on one second.

Chris, will you step into the hallway?

Go ahead.
We'll wait.

What's going on?

He stole my shoes.

That's my sweater.

That's my shirt.

Those are my pants.

How the hell
did he get home with no pants?

I didn't steal them.
I got them from the Lost and Found.

Did you lose them?

No.

Then you can't find them.

You'd better find something to wear.

You can't take a picture
in your underwear.

I guess nobody
ever told Prince that.

Where'd you get that?

Drama department.

I felt better in my underwear.

Just stay back here.

Nobody will notice you.

Hey, kid, can you
kind of slide over some?

- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.

Naw, it's no good.

You know what?
Just come up front.

I'd rather stay back here.

Come on.
Your mother will be able to see you

and you won't be lost
in the back row.

My day was going bad,
but my mother's was going worse.

Ladies?
Ladies,

can I, can I please
get your attention?

Ooh, Rochelle,

this was just great.

Um,

I gotta go, but,

uh, let me know when
you're going to do this...

Oh, no, no, no, no!

You are not leaving!
Sit down!

Oh!

You, too.
Sit down.

We do not appreciate
being talked to like this.

Shut up!

Now I brought you here
to sell some Evonne,

and by damn it,
I'm going to sell some Evonne.

Rochelle,
that is not the way we sell Yvonne.

Be quiet.

Now let me ask y'all a question.

Why are you here?

To buy and sell Yvonne?
No.

You're here because
you can't get a man.

We're here because
we don't need a man.

Didn't I tell you to be quiet?

Now, I know y'all say
y'all don't want a man,

and I know you say
you don't need a man,

but the truth is,
you can't get a man.

What you talking about,
Willis?

Look at her.

You don't think
she don't want a man?

Why do you think
she wears all this makeup?

Believe or not,
the heifer's 62 years old.

But she looks good.

And if you want to look like this
when you're 62,

I suggest that you purchase
some Yvonne.

Come on, baby.

Please come.
Girl, come here

'cause I saw the dry scalp
from across the room.

And you know what?
You gotta get this skin lighter here.

You know, it's always ashy.

No, let me tell you.

You gotta put it on your hands.

Thank you so much.

It was great having you.

Girl, stop stealing crackers.

Take care.

All right now.

All right, girl,
no more chicken.

All right,
take care of that little boy.

I have to tell you I've never seen
anything like this in my life.

You know what we should do next?

We should schedule another party,

but this time
let's do it at my house.

But, but, I still want you
to bring the chicken.

Well, you know what?

That sounds really good.

Great.
When do you want to do it?

On your 63rd birthday.

Hey,
is that my money?

This is your money.

This is my money.

Women say that
in divorce court every day.

You're blocking my light.

Drew,
do you have my shoe?

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Tonya, why you in here
fooling around?

You have a picture
to take tomorrow.

You need to be looking for
the other shoe.

Now!

I'm sorry.

What? I couldn't hear you.
What'd you say?

Drew was never the type
to take advantage of people,

but Tonya had it coming,
so he was going to give it to her.

I said I'm sorry.

Sorry for what?

Come on, Drew, dang.

I don't know what
you're talking about, Tonya.

I'm sorry for breaking your car,

and I won't mess
with your stuff anymore.

And you'll stay out of our room?

Yes.

Good.

Now give me my shoe back.

I don't have your shoe.

All he wanted
was to see her crawl.

Tonya.

Here.

Thanks.

Three hours later,
Tonya set his Voltron robot on fire.

Oh, Julius!
look at your baby girl.

She's so...

She looks so...

Look at my handsome man!

Oh, you are just
too fine for words.

Look at him, Julius.

Look at that,
how cute he is.

- Aw, man, so handsome.
- Chris, where's your pictures?

I hadn't told my mother
about the school picture.

But when they arrived,
I had no choice.

Now,
before you look at the picture,

I have to tell you something.

What?

Somebody stole my clothes.

Somebody stole your clothes?

Why in the world would somebody
steal your clothes, boy?

I got one!

Ladies, ladies, please,

I'm signing as fast as I can.

Doyle only has one hand.

I don't think
you're going to like them.

Chris,
even if I don't like the pictures,

it's not the end of the world.

You are a handsome young man,

and I love you either way,
baby, okay?

It cannot be that bad.

Every now and again,

my mother made me feel like
I wasn't the biggest nerd in the world.

And for a moment,

I actually felt like
the picture didn't matter.

A lawn jockey?

You took your pictures
dressed as a lawn jockey?!

What, they've run out
of monkey suits?

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