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As rough as
I had it as a kid,
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even I got excited when
Christmas came around.
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Chris, how do you
spell "cabbage"?
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C-A-B-B-A-G-E.
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Thanks.
Cabbage Patch.
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Oh, Chris!
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Look at this cool BMX bike.
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Oh, that's cool!
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Chris, what are you
putting on your list?
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I'm not writing a list.
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That's for kids.
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I wasn'twriting a list,
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because the onlything I wanted
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was a portablecassette player.
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Having a Walkman meant youcould even listen to bad music
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and nobody had to know.
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♪ Shout, ♪
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♪ let it all out... ♪
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Unless you were dumbenough to sing along.
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♪ ...I can do without ♪
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♪ Come on ♪
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♪ I'm talking to you, ♪
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♪ come on... ♪
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I had been leaving thatad all over the house,
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so I was pretty sure mymother got the hint.
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♪ Meet me in the playground ♪
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♪ At a quarter to 4:00 ♪
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♪ Wait till ♪
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♪ everybody's long gone ♪
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♪ There might be some ♪
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♪ things we could explore ♪
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♪ Hey, baby, ♪
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♪ maybe I couldwalk you home... ♪
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Since I only wanted one gift,I knew I'd get it.
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This was going to bethe best Christmas ever.
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Happy Kwanza, Kunta Kinte.
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Well, maybe not ever.
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1x11 - Everybody Hates Christmas
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Transcript: Raceman - Adaptation: Sixe
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- I'm getting a ColecoVision.
- Wait.
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You have an Atari and you're
getting a ColecoVision?
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Yeah.
What are you getting?
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I'm getting a Walkman.
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No way.
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It's the only thing
I've been asking for.
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Man, I would kill for one of those.
You're so lucky.
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How come your dad
doesn't get you one?
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Censorship--
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he wants to makes sure he can
hear the music I'm listening to.
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First rap was fun,then rap was gun.
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Let me go, you bitches.
You're punks, both of you.
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West side!
West side!
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Years later,Greg played some Ice Cube
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and his own father shot him.
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Class,
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since this is the
season of giving,
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I'd like you all to bring
in canned food items,
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so we can donate them to
those less fortunate.
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It's funny how mostpeople only think
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about feeding the needyduring Christmas.
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I'm sure there's a lot of hungrypeople during President's Day.
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Yes, Chris?
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Do we have to bring in cans?
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Can we bring in,
like, boxes of food?
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You don't have to
bring anything,
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but that's very
thoughtful of you.
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I know this time of year must
be hard for your family.
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No. We're doing fine.
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I know.
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I know.
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She made it seem like we were having
a bowl of steam for dinner that night.
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Who used up all
the hot water?
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It's five degrees outside.
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What you trying to do,
kill me?
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Chris said it was cool when
he took a shower earlier.
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Oh!
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The hot water heater's
probably broken again.
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You think you can fix it?
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I'm already holding it together
with duct tape and hangers.
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We're just gonna
have to replace it.
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Well, baby, how much to you
think that's gonna cost?
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More than I got.
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Well, will we still have enough
money to but Christmas presents?
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I thought you
finished shopping.
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Well, I bought a few
things for Drew and Tonya,
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but I have got to get
that Walkman for Chris.
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he's been giving me hints
and clues since Thanksgiving.
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Man, these kids get too
many gifts on Christmas.
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When I was a kid,
instead of buying gifts,
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my father used to call
the cops on Christmas
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and tell us the house
got robbed.
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In order to make extramoney for Christmas,
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my father would do any job.
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That'll be $30.
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He worked as a cab driver.
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That's okay.
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It was easy for himto pick up odd jobs
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for extra money whenhe needed it.
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Merry Christmas.
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- Lint roll, sir?
- Yeah.
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He worked as a lint roller.
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Thank you.
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He even worked asan oil taster.
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This is 10-W 30.
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You need 10-W 40.
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Now that's a father.
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Drew.
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Drew.
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- Drew!
- Ow!
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What'd you do that for?
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How do you spell "Malibu."
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M-A-L-I-BOO?
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Are you still writing that
stupid Christmas list?
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It's not stupid.
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Yes, it is.
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Everybody knows there's
no Santa Claus, Tonya.
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That's not true.
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And it's not stupid.
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- You're stupid.
- You're stupid.
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You're stupid.
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Drew, stop calling
your sister stupid!
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My mother hadamazing hearing.
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We couldn't do anything in ourhouse without her hearing it.
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Chris! Quit throwing cotton
balls all over the place!
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Now what are y'all
arguing about?
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Nothing.
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Drew said there's no such
thing as Santa Claus.
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What are you
talking about, boy?
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Of course there's a
Santa Claus, baby.
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- Hey. What's up Drew?
- Hey.
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Mama, we're having a
food drive at school.
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Can I bring some
canned goods?
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Okay. But don't take
generic brands.
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Only store brands.
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I do not want those people thinking
we can't afford to donate food.
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My mother would give awayall the food we had if she
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thought it would provewe didn't need it.
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How come you say
my list is stupid?
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Because, everybody knows
there's no Santa Claus.
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Come here,
let me show you something.
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Where are we going?
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I'm taking you to the toys.
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Santa doesn't come
down the chimney.
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We don't even have a chimney,
we have radiators.
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Have you ever heard of Santa
Claus coming through radiators?
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But how can we have our toys already
if I haven't even finished my list?
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Because.
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Hey, man.
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What you doing?
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I'm taking canned goods
to school for the needy.
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Man, that's $2.89
cent worth of food.
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What you trying to do,
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feed the needy
or be the needy?
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- Rochelle!
- Julius!
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My parents tried not arguein front of the kids,
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so instead, they just made faces.
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They make curseout faces, too,
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but we can't show you those.
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Meanwhile, Drew was showing Tanyasomething no kid should see.
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See, I told you.
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Whoa! Cool!
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Tonya wasn't the onlyone having a bad day.
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Is there something wrong?
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Have a seat, baby.
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The last time they asked me to sitdown before they told me something,
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The Jackson Five broke up.
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Hey, Chris.
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Um, baby, look, I know you've
been looking forward to getting
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that new Walkman
for Christmas.
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And, Chris,
I've always wanted my kids
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to have a better Christmas
than I had growing up.
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But the older you get,
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the more you learn about the
sacrifices you have to make.
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Sacrifices?
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Uh...
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Uh...
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Like not getting a new pair of work
boots so you kids can have shoes.
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Or like taking the subway to work
so your wife can use the car.
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Mom, Dad, I'm 13.
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Well, you're not getting
a present for Christmas.
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He said that likewe're out of bacon.
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We got to buy a
new water heater.
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Well, then,
we need a plan to tell Drew and Tonya.
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Tell them what?
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That they're not getting
any presents for Christmas.
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Who said they weren't getting
anything for Christmas?
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Wait, they're getting
stuff and I'm not?
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You're older, Chris.
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They wouldn't understand.
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Am I gonna get anything?
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Oh, baby, you'll be able to use
up all the hot water you want.
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So all I'm gettingis a clean ass?
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Steaming hot.
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♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪
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So you're not getting
anything for Christmas?
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Nope.
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Man, nothing for Christmas?
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Isn't that considered
child abuse?
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Sure does feel like it.
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They're at least gonna put
something in your stocking, right?
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Maybe some leftover sausage.
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There's got to be
a law against this.
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Oh, Chris, look at you.
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You didn't have to
bring any food.
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Sometimes I forget how
strong your people are.
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What do you mean how
strong my people are?
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"What do I mean how
strong your people are?"
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You shall overcome someday.
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See me after class.
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I have something for you.
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Okay.
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We shall overcome
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We shall
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overcome...
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Tonya, I thought you were
gonna put up the decorations.
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I don't want to now.
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Why not?
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Because... you and
Daddy lied to me.
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We lied to you?
About what?
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I know there's no such
thing as Santa Claus.
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When my mother heardTonya say those words,
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it was like she wasn'ther baby anymore.
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So what else to you
lie to me about?
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Are you really gonna kick
me out if I get pregnant?
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Is it true you ain't
taking care of no baby?
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Can I really not bring
a white boy home?
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Does the Foreman Grill
really knock out the fat?
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Can I really get a loan
with no money down?
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Are you my real mother?
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Momma, I want answers.
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Tonya, like Mommy told you,
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there is a Santa Claus.
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So how come there's a room
upstairs full of presents?
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Who told you that?
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Drew showed me.
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Drew, get in here!
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Yes, Mom?
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Did you show Tonya
the presents upstairs?
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Yeah.
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We need to talk.
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Uh... uh... no.
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Hold on, Momma. No, no.
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My mother talked aboutbeating us all the time,
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but the only time she ever beat usis when she said she wanted to talk.
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And she talked the hellout of Drew that night.
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Oh... well,
what's all this stuff?
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I got it from my teacher.
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She thinks that we're
underprivileged and starving.
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Oh, no.
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Mm-mmm.
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Absolutely not.
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I'm not going to have them people
thinking that we don't have anything to eat.
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She wasn't too proudto take those olives.
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Where you going?
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I'm taking this to put
some more food in it,
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'cause you're taking this
back to school tomorrow.
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My mother was so upset aboutpeople thinking we needed charity,
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she almost forgot she felt guiltyabout not getting me a gift.
260
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:22,776
Chris, wait a minute.
261
00:11:22,867 --> 00:11:25,410
Look... I'm sorry.
262
00:11:25,669 --> 00:11:27,724
I know all of this
is not your fault.
263
00:11:27,969 --> 00:11:30,284
And I know it seems kind of
crazy with me giving back
264
00:11:30,331 --> 00:11:33,742
free food when we can't even afford
to buy you a Christmas gift.
265
00:11:34,197 --> 00:11:35,197
It's okay.
266
00:11:36,088 --> 00:11:39,387
After that, my mother gave methe one gift she could afford--
267
00:11:39,504 --> 00:11:40,948
she was really nice to me!
268
00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:45,530
Who needs Christmas when allyour wildest dreams come true?
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00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,345
Chris gets the big piece.
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00:11:50,127 --> 00:11:51,849
I got the bigpiece of chicken.
271
00:11:57,520 --> 00:11:58,642
Merry Christmas.
272
00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:05,014
I didn't have todo any chores.
273
00:12:05,045 --> 00:12:06,377
Tonya, wash the dishes.
274
00:12:06,545 --> 00:12:08,211
I thought Chris
had to do 'em.
275
00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:09,298
You thought wrong.
276
00:12:11,261 --> 00:12:12,538
I got Tonya in trouble.
277
00:12:12,604 --> 00:12:14,126
Ow! Ow!
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00:12:14,511 --> 00:12:16,755
Mama, Tonya hit me twice.
279
00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,440
It felt so good,I was thinking
280
00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,192
what life would be likeif I never got a present.
281
00:12:23,378 --> 00:12:25,191
Get up and let your
brother watch TV.
282
00:12:25,221 --> 00:12:26,985
- But Mom?
- But nothing! Get up.
283
00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:32,410
I wondered what I couldget if the roof caved in.
284
00:12:35,575 --> 00:12:36,549
Mwa!
285
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,619
Hey, Drew,
can you pass me the remote?
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00:12:41,857 --> 00:12:43,015
Yeah, right.
287
00:12:44,011 --> 00:12:45,011
Ma...
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00:12:51,561 --> 00:12:53,569
I couldn't believehow good I had it.
289
00:12:53,570 --> 00:12:55,774
Meanwhile, Tonya didn'tbelieve anything.
290
00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:58,260
Mama, is cornbread
made of corn?
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00:12:59,425 --> 00:13:00,425
Hmm... no.
292
00:13:00,936 --> 00:13:03,317
I think it's made
of cornmeal. Why?
293
00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:05,453
Just checking.
294
00:13:05,673 --> 00:13:08,397
Why, you want Santa Claus to bring
you some cornbread for Christmas?
295
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:10,567
Yeah, he could bring it with
your Cabbage Patch Doll.
296
00:13:10,591 --> 00:13:11,988
Hey, hey.
Stop it.
297
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:13,121
Okay? Enough.
298
00:13:13,428 --> 00:13:14,761
Leave your sister alone.
299
00:13:14,783 --> 00:13:17,908
Drew, you believed in the Easter Bunny
till you was about her age, and Chris,
300
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,577
you damn near lost
all your teeth before
301
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,761
you stopped believing
in the Tooth Fairy.
302
00:13:23,993 --> 00:13:26,604
There's no Easter Bunny
or Tooth Fairy, either?
303
00:13:27,246 --> 00:13:28,196
Uh...
304
00:13:28,197 --> 00:13:30,349
No, baby,
he-he-he didn't mean that.
305
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,461
Somebody better give
me my teeth back.
306
00:13:32,493 --> 00:13:33,883
Baby, I didn't mean it!
307
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:35,354
I didn't mean it!
308
00:13:35,394 --> 00:13:36,505
Julius!
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00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,941
I want my teeth back!
310
00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,019
Baby, no...
311
00:13:40,283 --> 00:13:41,458
- Tonya!
- We were joking!
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00:13:41,493 --> 00:13:42,447
It's a joke!
313
00:13:42,506 --> 00:13:43,375
It's a...
314
00:13:44,279 --> 00:13:45,512
It's a joke!
315
00:13:47,944 --> 00:13:50,499
That's her. She said Santa
can't come to our house,
316
00:13:50,590 --> 00:13:52,320
'cause all we have
is space heaters.
317
00:13:52,350 --> 00:13:54,165
And Santa can't come
through a space heater.
318
00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:55,970
What kind of children
are you raising?
319
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,917
This girl's going around
town crushing dreams.
320
00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,601
- I...
- Is that what you want her to be?
321
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:01,076
- A dream crusher?
- No, but you...!
322
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,772
That girl needs
to be stopped.
323
00:14:04,810 --> 00:14:05,810
Tonya!
324
00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:07,265
It's the truth!
325
00:14:07,769 --> 00:14:11,022
Normally, my mama would smackthe grease out of Tonya's hair.
326
00:14:11,023 --> 00:14:13,745
But she couldn't smackher for telling the truth.
327
00:14:13,995 --> 00:14:15,129
What's that?
328
00:14:15,179 --> 00:14:17,378
My mom made me bring
all this stuff back.
329
00:14:17,379 --> 00:14:19,823
It proves that we can
afford to donate food.
330
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:22,244
Hey, look...
I got something for you.
331
00:14:23,142 --> 00:14:24,142
Thanks!
332
00:14:24,289 --> 00:14:25,941
- What's this?
- Open it.
333
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:28,992
"Computer Games."
334
00:14:29,652 --> 00:14:31,503
- Who is it?
- George Clinton.
335
00:14:31,766 --> 00:14:33,701
There's a song on there,
"Atomic Dog",
336
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,578
I heard on the radio.
It's really funny.
337
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,626
- You think I'll like it?
- I don't know.
338
00:14:37,661 --> 00:14:40,292
When you finally do get your Walkman,
at least you'll have a tape.
339
00:14:40,322 --> 00:14:42,710
I always liked thatGreg was so optimistic.
340
00:14:42,752 --> 00:14:46,307
To this day, he still thinks Al B.Sure's gonna make a comeback.
341
00:14:50,461 --> 00:14:52,183
But if Santa
Claus is not real,
342
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:54,104
why do people make it up?
343
00:14:55,017 --> 00:14:59,089
Tonya, Santa is just a way to teach
kids about the spirit of giving.
344
00:15:00,231 --> 00:15:02,297
He's just a...
symbol, that's all.
345
00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:03,731
Oh.
346
00:15:05,386 --> 00:15:06,386
Tonya...
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00:15:06,632 --> 00:15:09,689
you're a big girl, and,
now that you're old enough to know
348
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:13,983
the truth, it's your responsibility
to not spoil it for other kids, okay?
349
00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:17,200
Because you want to give them
something to believe in.
350
00:15:17,255 --> 00:15:18,452
Exactly.
351
00:15:19,101 --> 00:15:20,156
That's my big girl.
352
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:21,299
Mwa!
353
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:22,722
So, you do understand.
354
00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:25,508
Yeah. It's okay to lie.
355
00:15:28,211 --> 00:15:29,211
Good night, Mommy.
356
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:31,935
You think explaining SantaClaus to Tonya was hard,
357
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,490
you should have been therefor the birds and the bees.
358
00:15:34,520 --> 00:15:36,918
Eww... that's nasty!
359
00:15:42,431 --> 00:15:44,877
Nobody ever seems to getany sleep on Christmas Eve.
360
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:50,844
Everybody's up fordifferent reasons.
361
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:52,719
What you doing, baby?
362
00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:54,360
Setting out milk and cookies.
363
00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,419
We talked about this.
364
00:15:56,803 --> 00:15:59,235
We did...
and they're not for Santa.
365
00:15:59,764 --> 00:16:00,764
They're for you.
366
00:16:02,663 --> 00:16:03,762
Thank you, baby.
367
00:16:08,518 --> 00:16:10,315
But sinceI wasn't getting anything,
368
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,970
I didn't have that problem.
369
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,417
On Christmas morning,
I even took my time going downstairs.
370
00:16:28,261 --> 00:16:30,332
Now that Tonya knew there
wasn't a Santa Claus,
371
00:16:30,362 --> 00:16:32,695
her complaints went
directly to my mother.
372
00:16:32,816 --> 00:16:35,982
Mama, I wanted a Cabbage
Patch Doll with long hair.
373
00:16:36,376 --> 00:16:38,598
How about you have no
doll with no hair?
374
00:16:38,876 --> 00:16:39,876
Oh, thank you.
375
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,082
Okay.
376
00:16:42,386 --> 00:16:44,219
Chris, this one
is for you, baby.
377
00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:46,356
- Is it a new album?
- Open it and find out.
378
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:50,977
They were giving those away at the
doctor's office I deliver papers to.
379
00:16:51,082 --> 00:16:52,676
I thought you could
use it for school.
380
00:16:52,706 --> 00:16:54,474
Thanks.
I will.
381
00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:56,662
Hey, Chris,
what'd you get?
382
00:16:57,914 --> 00:16:58,914
A calendar.
383
00:16:59,111 --> 00:17:00,111
A calendar?
384
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,417
Yeah, that's what I wanted.
385
00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:04,484
See, now, look here.
386
00:17:04,621 --> 00:17:06,794
Did you know that May is
High Blood Pressure Month?
387
00:17:06,824 --> 00:17:07,824
No.
388
00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,247
What if you had a calendar?
389
00:17:09,277 --> 00:17:10,126
See?
390
00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:12,385
All y'all should ask
for calendars next year.
391
00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:13,441
That's a good idea.
392
00:17:13,586 --> 00:17:16,469
Hey, Chris, you want to go ride
my bike with me outside later?
393
00:17:16,499 --> 00:17:18,168
By "later," he meant summer.
394
00:17:18,649 --> 00:17:19,649
Yeah, sure.
395
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:20,957
Hey, Chris...
396
00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:22,452
you can have this.
397
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:25,363
You sure?
398
00:17:25,815 --> 00:17:26,815
Yeah. I'm sure.
399
00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:29,126
Baby, that's nice.
400
00:17:29,580 --> 00:17:31,135
That's what I thought, too.
401
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:34,088
Yes! I won again!
402
00:17:34,281 --> 00:17:36,131
In your face! Ooh!
403
00:17:39,089 --> 00:17:40,974
What now?
I don't get New Year's?
404
00:17:41,245 --> 00:17:42,090
Mwa!
405
00:17:42,091 --> 00:17:43,839
- Thank you.
- For what?
406
00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:46,222
For the way you've handled
not getting what you wanted.
407
00:17:46,252 --> 00:17:48,085
You've really made
us proud, man.
408
00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:49,752
Drew and Tonya are kids.
409
00:17:49,753 --> 00:17:51,780
They need Christmas
presents more than me.
410
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:53,788
You know,
you're really growing up, Chris.
411
00:17:53,818 --> 00:17:56,575
It's kind of nice having
another man around the house.
412
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:57,576
It was weird.
413
00:17:58,026 --> 00:18:00,031
That morning with myparents felt better
414
00:18:00,032 --> 00:18:02,452
than any gift I ever got.
415
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:03,681
Here you go.
416
00:18:04,486 --> 00:18:05,439
What's this?
417
00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:06,440
Toy store coupon.
418
00:18:06,639 --> 00:18:07,639
50% off.
419
00:18:08,149 --> 00:18:09,315
It's good till March.
420
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:11,764
By the end of the day,
421
00:18:11,794 --> 00:18:14,520
it didn't even matter anymorethat I didn't have a gift,
422
00:18:14,550 --> 00:18:16,219
because I had a good day.
423
00:18:16,802 --> 00:18:18,935
And right now, I'm with Mrs.
Vivian Morello.
424
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:21,344
- Hey, that's my teacher.
- And what are you doing tonight?
425
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:26,140
Every year, my students collect
food for the very poorest,
426
00:18:26,510 --> 00:18:28,770
most destitute and
neediest families.
427
00:18:29,769 --> 00:18:31,157
These people are so poor,
428
00:18:31,270 --> 00:18:34,190
they probably don't have anything
but the clothes on their backs.
429
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:37,053
Even though they're
embarrassingly underprivileged,
430
00:18:37,076 --> 00:18:39,286
they're just too
proud to ask for help.
431
00:18:40,481 --> 00:18:41,925
Too proud to ask for help.
432
00:18:42,895 --> 00:18:43,988
And they're poor.
433
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:47,709
And tonight, we're going to
give a family this basket.
434
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,847
Now, who wants somebody
coming to their door on TV
435
00:18:50,947 --> 00:18:52,724
talking about how
poor they are?
436
00:18:53,774 --> 00:18:54,896
So exciting.
437
00:18:57,578 --> 00:18:59,499
Hmm, I'll get it.
438
00:19:00,826 --> 00:19:01,906
You got it?
439
00:19:05,575 --> 00:19:07,437
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:10,259
Chris!
441
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:14,428
Everybody hates Chris...
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00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:18,192
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