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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,000 www.tvsubtitles.net 2 00:00:02,683 --> 00:00:05,859 ♪ Unemployment at a record high ♪ 3 00:00:06,133 --> 00:00:07,824 ♪ People coming, people going... ♪♪ 4 00:00:07,847 --> 00:00:08,892 Mama, can we get these? 5 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:11,597 No, we've already got peanut butter and jelly. 6 00:00:11,598 --> 00:00:14,362 Ma, I hate that stuff. It tastes like concrete. 7 00:00:14,547 --> 00:00:15,664 Ring it up, please. 8 00:00:15,907 --> 00:00:17,505 When I was a kid, my dad would try 9 00:00:17,506 --> 00:00:19,604 to save money any way he could, 10 00:00:19,605 --> 00:00:22,158 so when my mother went shopping, he had one rule: 11 00:00:22,159 --> 00:00:23,159 No name brands. 12 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:29,423 So instead of Fruit Loops, Cheerios, or Frosted Flakes, 13 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:30,424 we got... 14 00:00:31,828 --> 00:00:32,828 "Cereal"? 15 00:00:33,324 --> 00:00:34,441 What is this stuff? 16 00:00:34,626 --> 00:00:36,394 Is it oats? Is it flakes? 17 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:38,684 Is there a prize inside? 18 00:00:38,685 --> 00:00:40,979 The prize is you don't starve to death. 19 00:00:41,304 --> 00:00:42,438 Ring it up. 20 00:00:42,830 --> 00:00:44,841 And instead of Oreos, Ginger Snaps, 21 00:00:44,842 --> 00:00:46,665 or Chips Ahoy, we got... 22 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:49,264 "Cookie"? 23 00:00:49,322 --> 00:00:50,925 That's right, Cookie. 24 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:52,918 Not Cookies, Cookie. 25 00:00:53,277 --> 00:00:55,982 A big bag with one cookie in it. 26 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:58,790 Ooh, Mama, can I have some cookie? 27 00:00:59,188 --> 00:01:00,658 Yeah, but only two bites. 28 00:01:01,088 --> 00:01:04,146 Don't suck out all the chips like you did last time. 29 00:01:05,044 --> 00:01:06,150 When it came to soap, 30 00:01:06,151 --> 00:01:09,445 instead of Zest, Dial, or Coast, we got... 31 00:01:09,658 --> 00:01:10,658 Camay? 32 00:01:10,808 --> 00:01:12,690 Do you have a problem with that? 33 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,307 Ring it up. 34 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:16,913 My mother could save money a lot of places 35 00:01:16,914 --> 00:01:18,443 but not on her ass. 36 00:01:19,386 --> 00:01:21,836 1x09 - Everybody Hates Food Stamps. 37 00:01:23,485 --> 00:01:26,938 Transcript: cfsmp3 - Synchro: Sixe FOROM.COM 38 00:01:51,218 --> 00:01:53,657 Partner science project are due Friday, 39 00:01:53,824 --> 00:01:55,724 so decide who you want to work with, 40 00:01:55,725 --> 00:01:57,725 sign the sheet as it comes around. 41 00:01:59,528 --> 00:02:01,689 Back off! One at a time. 42 00:02:01,734 --> 00:02:02,833 Quietly. 43 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:04,788 Hey, Greg. 44 00:02:04,789 --> 00:02:06,689 You want to do a project together? 45 00:02:06,690 --> 00:02:07,439 I don't know. 46 00:02:07,440 --> 00:02:09,427 I had a couple ideas I was already working on. 47 00:02:09,451 --> 00:02:10,736 I wanted to work with Greg 48 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:14,225 because my last science project didn't go so well. 49 00:02:15,050 --> 00:02:16,060 Chris! 50 00:02:17,915 --> 00:02:20,827 Would you get these damn ants out of here! 51 00:02:21,039 --> 00:02:23,578 James Brown stole that whole "ants in my pants" idea 52 00:02:23,579 --> 00:02:24,873 from my father. 53 00:02:28,134 --> 00:02:30,839 Come on, man... who else will partner with me? 54 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:33,181 Chris, it's not that I don't want to be your partner. 55 00:02:33,182 --> 00:02:35,711 It's just I take my science very seriously. 56 00:02:35,793 --> 00:02:38,440 Yeah, but, you know, we could still have fun. 57 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:42,246 We're talking about science, Chris, so you got to decide, 58 00:02:42,247 --> 00:02:44,298 do you want to have fun, or you want to win? 59 00:02:44,299 --> 00:02:46,357 Hell, I just wanted to pass. 60 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:55,794 Rochelle! Rochelle! 61 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,061 I'm in here, baby! 62 00:02:59,228 --> 00:03:01,875 You are never going to believe what happened. 63 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:03,133 What? 64 00:03:03,282 --> 00:03:04,440 Hah!* 65 00:03:05,913 --> 00:03:07,251 Bah-yah!* 66 00:03:08,685 --> 00:03:11,076 That's $200-worth of food stamps. 67 00:03:11,244 --> 00:03:13,048 Where did you get food stamps from, Julius? 68 00:03:13,049 --> 00:03:14,049 I found them. 69 00:03:14,392 --> 00:03:17,100 From the time he was a kid to the time he was an adult, 70 00:03:17,101 --> 00:03:19,277 my father loved to find money. 71 00:03:19,755 --> 00:03:22,874 Mom! Mom! Mom! I found a quarter. 72 00:03:23,658 --> 00:03:24,834 I love you, quarter. 73 00:03:25,110 --> 00:03:27,462 I'm gonna keep you and name you Bernard. 74 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:30,416 It's a boy! 75 00:03:31,123 --> 00:03:32,123 I found a dollar 76 00:03:32,526 --> 00:03:34,467 That's not even my mother. 77 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:39,229 Look at this. 78 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:41,416 Wha... What's wrong? 79 00:03:41,781 --> 00:03:44,251 Julius, you know I hate using food stamps. 80 00:03:44,654 --> 00:03:46,838 My mother hated using food stamps 81 00:03:46,839 --> 00:03:48,541 because she was a ghetto snob. 82 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:52,779 And sometimes using food stamps could be a little embarrassing. 83 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:55,335 That'll be 79 cent. 84 00:03:57,375 --> 00:03:59,067 Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50... 85 00:04:00,747 --> 00:04:03,889 My mother would have felt better just robbing the place. 86 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:06,654 Does anybody have change for a fifty-cent bill? 87 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:09,620 Rochelle, money is money. 88 00:04:09,660 --> 00:04:12,130 Cash, food stamps-- what's the difference? 89 00:04:12,133 --> 00:04:14,529 Because I don't want to have to curse nobody out. 90 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:15,280 What?! 91 00:04:15,281 --> 00:04:17,748 Julius, when I pull out food stamps, 92 00:04:18,059 --> 00:04:20,764 people look at me like I ain't got no husband. 93 00:04:20,918 --> 00:04:21,827 They talk to me 94 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:23,357 like I ain't got no sense. 95 00:04:23,372 --> 00:04:25,524 They treat me like I ain't got no class. 96 00:04:25,525 --> 00:04:29,172 and if somebody treats me like that, I'm gonna curse them out! 97 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:31,286 $200 is $200. 98 00:04:31,596 --> 00:04:33,667 If you don't go to shop with it, or I am. 99 00:04:33,668 --> 00:04:35,844 And you don't want me to go shopping. 100 00:04:36,082 --> 00:04:38,214 My father figured out that the only food 101 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:41,567 cheaper than generic food was damaged food. 102 00:04:45,472 --> 00:04:46,472 Fine. 103 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,438 Since we got the extra cash, can you give me $20, 104 00:04:50,439 --> 00:04:51,999 so I could get my hair done? 105 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,352 Can you do it yourself? 106 00:04:54,348 --> 00:04:55,818 Sure, baby, you go ahead. 107 00:04:55,997 --> 00:04:56,997 You look good. 108 00:04:59,187 --> 00:05:00,521 $200, man! 109 00:05:02,667 --> 00:05:03,895 Thank you, Lord. 110 00:05:04,844 --> 00:05:06,597 At school, I felt like I was trying to do 111 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,098 a science project and Greg was trying to win 112 00:05:09,099 --> 00:05:10,449 the Nobel Prize. 113 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:12,825 I was thinking about doing something on the periodic table. 114 00:05:12,826 --> 00:05:14,523 we can chart when each element was discovered 115 00:05:14,524 --> 00:05:16,174 and show how it affected society. 116 00:05:16,175 --> 00:05:17,922 I was thinking we could make a volcono 117 00:05:17,923 --> 00:05:19,434 with vinegar and baking soda. 118 00:05:19,435 --> 00:05:21,086 No, I did that in the third grade. 119 00:05:21,087 --> 00:05:24,236 My third grade science project was watching a banana rot! 120 00:05:24,237 --> 00:05:27,139 Hey, why don't we do a whole thing on plate tectonics? 121 00:05:27,175 --> 00:05:28,695 I thought "Plate Tectonics" 122 00:05:28,696 --> 00:05:30,814 was the original name of the Wu Tang Clan. 123 00:05:30,849 --> 00:05:32,600 We can diagram the continental shift 124 00:05:32,601 --> 00:05:34,171 and show how mountain ranges form 125 00:05:34,218 --> 00:05:35,644 and show how the shape of the Earth 126 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:36,962 has changed throughout history. 127 00:05:36,963 --> 00:05:39,015 So I guess making a robot out of soup cans 128 00:05:39,016 --> 00:05:40,133 ain't gonna get it. 129 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:41,360 No. 130 00:05:43,219 --> 00:05:46,073 As much as it hurt my mother to shop with food stamps, 131 00:05:46,074 --> 00:05:49,879 there were two words that made it all worthwhile... 132 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,997 Name brands. 133 00:05:52,480 --> 00:05:53,880 ♪ Everybody get high-- sing! ♪ 134 00:05:53,881 --> 00:05:54,881 ♪ Bustin' out ♪ 135 00:05:58,638 --> 00:05:59,638 ♪ Bustin' out ♪ 136 00:06:02,947 --> 00:06:04,417 ♪ Sing! ♪ ♪ Bustin' out ♪ 137 00:06:08,208 --> 00:06:08,984 ♪ Bustin'out ♪♪ 138 00:06:08,985 --> 00:06:12,263 ♪ We're bustin' out of this L-Seven square ♪ 139 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:17,469 ♪ Freaks like you and I could never funk from there ♪ 140 00:06:18,524 --> 00:06:21,802 ♪ We're bustin' out, everybody, come along ♪ 141 00:06:22,493 --> 00:06:24,434 ♪ We're gonna dance on the funk ♪ 142 00:06:24,748 --> 00:06:26,689 ♪ And make love on this song... ♪ 143 00:06:26,858 --> 00:06:29,183 That's my mom, ghetto snob. 144 00:06:31,053 --> 00:06:34,800 ♪ Love, lift us up where we belong ♪ 145 00:06:36,668 --> 00:06:43,269 ♪ Where the eagles cry, on a mountain high ♪ 146 00:06:45,074 --> 00:06:48,246 ♪ Love, lift us up where we belong ♪ 147 00:06:50,432 --> 00:06:53,181 ♪ Far from the world below ♪ 148 00:06:53,887 --> 00:06:56,936 ♪♪ Up where the clear winds blow... ♪ 149 00:07:00,478 --> 00:07:01,665 That'll be $95.33. 150 00:07:02,855 --> 00:07:04,463 This store is highway robbery. 151 00:07:04,464 --> 00:07:06,209 Rochelle! Girl! 152 00:07:06,362 --> 00:07:07,362 Hey! 153 00:07:07,589 --> 00:07:08,821 What are you doing here? 154 00:07:08,822 --> 00:07:10,274 I didn't know you shopped here. 155 00:07:10,275 --> 00:07:11,686 I come here all te time. 156 00:07:11,921 --> 00:07:13,568 Mama, you dropped your-- ow! 157 00:07:14,825 --> 00:07:15,825 So, um... 158 00:07:16,333 --> 00:07:17,678 what are you doing here? 159 00:07:17,679 --> 00:07:18,679 Two for one. 160 00:07:18,835 --> 00:07:19,751 Okay. 161 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:21,132 You know I like to save my money. 162 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:22,838 Yeah, you know, you got to... 163 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:24,941 know what to do with your money. Uh-huh. 164 00:07:24,942 --> 00:07:25,942 - Yeah. - Yeah. 165 00:07:27,547 --> 00:07:28,787 $95.33. 166 00:07:29,197 --> 00:07:29,949 Hmm? 167 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,436 $95.33. 168 00:07:31,904 --> 00:07:34,975 Oh, okay... I wasn't listening. 169 00:07:35,707 --> 00:07:37,937 You'd think she'd pay with food stamps. 170 00:07:37,972 --> 00:07:40,765 That cash was supposed to last my mom a month. 171 00:07:40,801 --> 00:07:43,737 Girl you know what, you got to buy the best for your family. 172 00:07:43,772 --> 00:07:46,074 The best. You know? That's what I always say. 173 00:07:46,075 --> 00:07:48,226 There's nothing too expensive for my family. 174 00:07:48,227 --> 00:07:49,227 Mm-mm. 175 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:50,542 Daddy gonna be mad. 176 00:07:51,934 --> 00:07:55,110 That look meant, "Get with the program." 177 00:07:55,486 --> 00:07:57,188 You look good, you look good. 178 00:07:57,189 --> 00:07:58,591 You look good, too, girl. 179 00:07:58,592 --> 00:07:59,827 Y'all get in the car. 180 00:08:00,996 --> 00:08:01,996 Get in the car. 181 00:08:03,848 --> 00:08:05,751 Meanwhile, I turned down Greg's project 182 00:08:05,752 --> 00:08:08,222 on the Theory of Relativity. 183 00:08:08,454 --> 00:08:09,454 Go! 184 00:08:11,515 --> 00:08:13,059 - Ooh! - I'm coming up there, boys! 185 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:13,910 Go. 186 00:08:13,911 --> 00:08:15,462 He turned down my project 187 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:16,992 on how to make ice. 188 00:08:16,999 --> 00:08:19,549 Finally, we decided on something we both liked: 189 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:21,353 The solar system! The solar system! 190 00:08:21,354 --> 00:08:22,629 This looks great. 191 00:08:23,106 --> 00:08:24,870 Mercury is closest to the sun, 192 00:08:24,908 --> 00:08:26,964 Venus is second, Earth is third. 193 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:29,451 And we have four moons around Jupiter. 194 00:08:30,064 --> 00:08:31,475 It's perfectly to scale. 195 00:08:31,585 --> 00:08:32,761 Quit lying yourself. 196 00:08:33,645 --> 00:08:34,996 What's that supposed to mean? 197 00:08:34,997 --> 00:08:37,149 If Earth was actually this close to the sun, 198 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:38,002 we'd all be dead. 199 00:08:38,003 --> 00:08:39,994 Greg, it's a science project. 200 00:08:40,889 --> 00:08:41,787 It looks great. 201 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:42,689 We got to do it over. 202 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:43,584 Do it over? 203 00:08:43,585 --> 00:08:45,330 Do the whole universe over? 204 00:08:45,637 --> 00:08:46,637 Are you crazy? 205 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,341 It looks great the way it is. 206 00:08:48,342 --> 00:08:49,848 This isn't great, this sucks. 207 00:08:49,849 --> 00:08:50,849 Look at this kid. 208 00:08:50,995 --> 00:08:52,818 His project is a bug in Jell-O. 209 00:08:53,303 --> 00:08:54,812 - We're fine. - I knew you didn't 210 00:08:54,813 --> 00:08:56,313 take science as seriously as I do. 211 00:08:56,314 --> 00:08:58,622 Einstein didn't take science as seriously as you do. 212 00:08:58,646 --> 00:09:00,807 I knew I should've gotten somebody else for a partner. 213 00:09:00,830 --> 00:09:02,987 I can't turn this in; people will think I'm an idiot. 214 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:04,091 What are you trying to say? 215 00:09:04,114 --> 00:09:06,023 I said it once, and I'm gonna say it again. 216 00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:06,982 This sucks. 217 00:09:06,983 --> 00:09:09,679 You know what? If you want to do something else... 218 00:09:09,680 --> 00:09:11,154 well, then do something else. 219 00:09:11,178 --> 00:09:13,512 I'm not gonna let you screw the whole thing up. 220 00:09:17,311 --> 00:09:20,442 There's a reason why you didn't have a friend till I came along. 221 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:23,060 And there's a reason you don't have a friend now. 222 00:09:23,061 --> 00:09:26,296 It was like Andrew Ridgeley leaving Wham! 223 00:09:26,620 --> 00:09:28,382 ♪♪Everybody Hates Chris♪ 224 00:09:36,698 --> 00:09:39,833 Rochelle, I thought I asked you not to buy these name brands. 225 00:09:39,858 --> 00:09:41,408 Oh, well, honey, I figured the kids... 226 00:09:41,431 --> 00:09:42,641 You know what? Forget it. 227 00:09:42,688 --> 00:09:44,415 I forgot you used food stamps. 228 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:47,253 Uh-huh. We used food stamps. 229 00:09:47,564 --> 00:09:48,504 Mama, you know we... 230 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,918 Tonya, why don't you go get your daddy some syrup. 231 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:52,658 For his cereal? 232 00:09:53,115 --> 00:09:54,284 For his pancakes. 233 00:10:00,923 --> 00:10:02,180 Baby, you want some pancakes? 234 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:05,004 - Yeah, I didn't even know we had these. - Yeah. 235 00:10:05,178 --> 00:10:06,825 Wow, Ma, this toast is good. 236 00:10:07,036 --> 00:10:08,082 What'd you do different? 237 00:10:08,083 --> 00:10:09,318 I bought fresh bread. 238 00:10:09,361 --> 00:10:12,108 We usually got our bread from the day-old bakery, 239 00:10:12,109 --> 00:10:13,766 which was even cheaper when we got it 240 00:10:13,767 --> 00:10:15,884 from the three-day-old shelf. 241 00:10:17,316 --> 00:10:21,198 That look says, "If you couldn't whup me, I'd tell." 242 00:10:24,727 --> 00:10:26,256 You know, I been thinking. 243 00:10:26,580 --> 00:10:27,887 Since I found this money, 244 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,292 we got over $100 left 245 00:10:29,388 --> 00:10:32,136 after we pay the light bill and get your hair done. 246 00:10:32,137 --> 00:10:34,539 - Maybe we could splurge for once. - Splurge? 247 00:10:34,540 --> 00:10:36,754 Yeah, I mean... $100. 248 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:39,065 I could take the day off. 249 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,716 I could sleep till 9:00. 250 00:10:40,859 --> 00:10:43,315 Hey, we could even go to a movie for once. 251 00:10:43,316 --> 00:10:44,551 That was 1982. 252 00:10:44,969 --> 00:10:48,119 These days, $100 won't even buy you $20. 253 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:50,355 Um, maybe that's not such a good idea. 254 00:10:50,628 --> 00:10:51,628 Oh, yes it is. 255 00:10:51,778 --> 00:10:53,777 Not every day you find money like that. 256 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,728 I know, but, you know, maybe we should... 257 00:10:55,729 --> 00:10:58,023 Come on. You're getting your hair done. 258 00:10:58,848 --> 00:11:00,715 Why can't I treat myself to something? 259 00:11:00,738 --> 00:11:01,789 I'm just saying, look, 260 00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:04,260 we shouldn't rush into anything, you know? 261 00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:06,844 You know what, baby? You're right. 262 00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:09,618 - See? I'm right. - You right. I hear you. 263 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,325 I'm gonna take a nap 264 00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,405 and figure out how to spend this money. 265 00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:18,170 Some people counted sheep, my father counted cheap 266 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:19,931 Don't you have to go to work? 267 00:11:20,532 --> 00:11:21,532 Not right now. 268 00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:27,270 I'm gonna be over by the electric company. 269 00:11:27,305 --> 00:11:28,343 If you give me the money 270 00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:29,342 I can pay the light bill. 271 00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:32,344 No, no, no. I'll do it. 272 00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,748 You just lay down and take a nap 273 00:11:33,749 --> 00:11:35,456 and rest easy, I'll take care of it. 274 00:11:35,457 --> 00:11:36,200 It's across the... 275 00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:37,201 Sh! 276 00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:41,447 Could you get me a pillow, please? 277 00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:42,448 Sure, sure. 278 00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:44,157 Pillow for Julius. 279 00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,871 - Thank you baby. - Go ahead, baby. Get some rest. 280 00:11:47,411 --> 00:11:49,871 I hate to admit it, but the first real breakup 281 00:11:49,872 --> 00:11:53,474 I ever had wasn't with a girl, it was with Greg. 282 00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:54,710 Give me back Mercury. 283 00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,047 Go ahead, you can have it. 284 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,632 But I brought Earth into this project, 285 00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,995 so it's rightfully mine. 286 00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:01,892 Hey, where's my Earth? 287 00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,540 It got burned up by the sun. 288 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:04,946 You know what? 289 00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:06,398 I'm gonna get another partner, 290 00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,671 then we're gonna finish this and slaughter you. 291 00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:10,869 - Yeah, I'm going to get one too. - Go ahead. 292 00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:12,137 I will! 293 00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:13,938 Bye. 294 00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:15,286 Shoot. 295 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:20,946 There's two more girls I can scratch off my list. 296 00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,100 You know what? 297 00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:25,002 Instead of spending all that money on ourselves, 298 00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:27,757 why don't you, me and the kids go to the movies on Friday? 299 00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,346 Well, isn't that expensive? 300 00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,948 We got it. It could be fun. 301 00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:33,612 We could go see Rocky III at the dollar show. 302 00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:34,789 The kids love Rocky. 303 00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:37,480 Usually, my mother would jump at going to the movies, 304 00:12:37,481 --> 00:12:40,435 because with three kids, she never had time. 305 00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:44,259 As a matter of fact, here's the last movie she saw. 306 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,152 Movies are on TV every Friday, you know? 307 00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:56,408 There's no gum on the floor, 308 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,467 no rats running through the aisles. 309 00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:00,068 You can get up and go to the bathroom 310 00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,245 as much as you like. 311 00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,541 As a matter of fact, 312 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,992 Friday night, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken is on. 313 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,645 Why would I need to go to the movies? 314 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,158 Because you're always complaining 315 00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:10,409 about how I never take you to the movies. 316 00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:12,301 Well, I'm tired, you know? 317 00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,772 I just want to stay home. 318 00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:16,759 Okay. 319 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,712 You never really appreciate a friend 320 00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,669 until you try to find another one. 321 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,668 Did you see Knight Rider last night? 322 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,130 No. Did you see the Celtics game? 323 00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,454 No. I didn't. 324 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:32,524 Si. 325 00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:34,986 If I had known there was a Porto Rican kid in the school, 326 00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:38,634 I would've hung out with him in the first place. 327 00:13:38,699 --> 00:13:40,644 My mother couldn't admit what she did, 328 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,396 so the only thing left for her to do 329 00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,449 was sell her food stamps. 330 00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,254 Food stamps. I got those food stamps. 331 00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,760 What? You got to speak up. 332 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,111 I can't hear what you're saying. 333 00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:51,660 I said I got food stamps. I got those food stamps. 334 00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:52,896 Oh, whoop-de-damn-do. 335 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,282 I got food stamps, too. 336 00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,377 Excuse me. 337 00:13:57,632 --> 00:13:58,632 Food stamps. 338 00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,017 Come on, girl, you know you need them. 339 00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:02,942 Listen, I'm short on my light bill. 340 00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,345 I need to sell these food stamps. 341 00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:05,397 Fifty cent on the dollar. 342 00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:06,897 Oh, no, no, no. No thank you. 343 00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:07,898 Beat it, beat it. 344 00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:08,953 Food stamps! 345 00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:09,802 What? Food stamps! 346 00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:10,852 Fifty cent on the dollar. 347 00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:12,039 What the hell? 348 00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:16,476 What the hell is going... All right, all right. 349 00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,473 One at a time. One at a time. 350 00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,725 Damn it! 351 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,280 My mother finally had to turn to the one guy 352 00:14:22,281 --> 00:14:24,733 she thought could help her-- Risky. 353 00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:27,991 Now, Risky specialized in buying and selling things 354 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,594 he wasn't supposed to have. 355 00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:30,595 Come on, Risky. 356 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,279 Man, this $200 worth of food stamps. 357 00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:34,753 $200 dollars worth of food stamps? 358 00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:37,518 I'm trying to sell $2,000 worth of food stamps. 359 00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:39,957 Want to buy an iron? 360 00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,193 You take food stamps? 361 00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:43,770 ♪ I got so much trouble on my... ♪♪ 362 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,403 ♪ I got my so much trouble on my mind ♪ 363 00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,133 ♪ Refuse to lose... ♪ 364 00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:49,724 Get out of my way. 365 00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:50,923 No, you get out of my way. 366 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,129 Fight! 367 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,130 Like wars, most fights are started 368 00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:57,189 by people who won't get hit. 369 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,283 All right, then. 370 00:14:58,335 --> 00:14:59,335 Hold my books. 371 00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,118 Hold my books. 372 00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,539 Hold my sweater. 373 00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:03,991 Hold my vest. 374 00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:05,441 Hold my watch. 375 00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,296 Hold my Star Trek bracelet. 376 00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:09,297 Hold my shoes. 377 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,170 "Hold my shoes"! 378 00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:20,681 Where'd you get that? 379 00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:22,774 It was either that or punch you in the face. 380 00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:24,255 - Seriously? - No. 381 00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:27,682 What are we gonna do about the science project? 382 00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:28,688 I got an idea. 383 00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:34,457 What? 384 00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,986 He said, "What about us?" 385 00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:39,077 Come on. 386 00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,335 ♪ Watch me! ♪ 387 00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,639 My mother decided to hit the one place 388 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,292 where selling food stamps would be easy. 389 00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:52,351 Food stamps, 50 cent on the dollar. 390 00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,204 Food stamps, 50 cent on the dollar. 391 00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,052 Come on, Paco. 392 00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,405 I'll take a nickel bag. 393 00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:01,807 Risky? 394 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:02,965 Rochelle? 395 00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:05,168 What you doing? You selling weed? 396 00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,463 No, I'm not selling weed. 397 00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:07,768 I'm selling food stamps. 398 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,471 Oh, well, who's selling weed? 399 00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:11,648 Get your jelly bean head out of here. 400 00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,031 Excuse me, did I just hear you say 401 00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:15,205 you were selling food stamps? 402 00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,345 I most certainly am not selling food stamps. 403 00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,825 Who said I was selling food stamps? 404 00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,883 Rochelle! Hey, hey! 405 00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,216 Hey, I didn't know you knew Pam 406 00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:26,668 Hi, Pam. We just met. 407 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,094 Girl, your hair looks good. 408 00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,448 Thank you. Pam is my hairdresser. 409 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,515 - I just came from her shop. - Coincidence. 410 00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:33,880 So what about the food stamps? 411 00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:36,179 - I'm not selling food stamps. - You selling food stamps? 412 00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,180 No, no, no, no. 413 00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:39,385 It looked like to me that she was selling food stamps. 414 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,616 - So where's your shop? - Oh, it's right up the block. 415 00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,968 - Okay, okay. - You like you could use a touch up. 416 00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:45,671 I sure can. 417 00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,923 Uh, um, when's your next appointment? 418 00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,931 Oh, no, no, she can take you now, can't you, Pam? 419 00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:51,586 Yeah, I was just came to get some lunch, 420 00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,660 but my next appointment isn't for another hour. 421 00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:54,719 See? There you go. 422 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,614 Well, I'll see y'all later. 423 00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:57,470 All right, girl. 424 00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:59,219 Hey, you see that lady selling food stamps, 425 00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,376 - let me know. - Will do. 426 00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:03,313 Take care. Looking good, girl. 427 00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,609 - So where's your shop? - Girl, it's right up the street. 428 00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,407 Come on, I'll put you up right now 429 00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,290 I still wish Earth was further away from the sun. 430 00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:12,510 You think we can win it? 431 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,496 Are you kidding me? 432 00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:14,870 If we can't beat a bug in Jell-O, 433 00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:16,416 I'll goto school in your neighborhood. 434 00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,119 You're right. This looks great. 435 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120 Hey, Frank. 436 00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,674 I finished our science project. 437 00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,027 Hey, you can't do that! 438 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,827 What are you gonna do about it? 439 00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:26,338 All the science in the world is no match for a guy 440 00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:29,750 who could smack the taste out of your mouth. 441 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,776 Caruso couldn't spell "solar system," 442 00:17:32,812 --> 00:17:34,742 but since he could kick both our asses, 443 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,448 that meant the universe was his. 444 00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:38,899 Yeah! 445 00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:41,534 At least we beat the Jell-O bug. 446 00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:45,137 Wow, Mom, your hair looks great. 447 00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:46,162 Thank you, baby. 448 00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:48,419 Hey, Dad, can we get Frosted Flakes 449 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,669 next time we go to the store? 450 00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670 I don't know. 451 00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,673 Did you spend all the food stamps? 452 00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,824 Hey, Mom, now that we have fresh bread, 453 00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,231 can we have French toast? 454 00:17:56,232 --> 00:17:58,975 I've never had it when the bread wasn't smashed. 455 00:17:58,976 --> 00:17:59,976 Hey, Rochelle, 456 00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:01,977 I know you don't want to go to the movies, 457 00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:03,524 but can you at least think about it? 458 00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:04,705 We're going to the movies? 459 00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:05,706 Rocky III. 460 00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:08,308 If your mother wants to go. 461 00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:11,161 Even though my mother cared about what people thought, 462 00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:14,691 she cared a little more about what we thought. 463 00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,918 I have a confession to make. 464 00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,227 What's wrong? 465 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,064 We don't have the money to go to the movies. 466 00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,567 What are you talking about? 467 00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,197 After your hair and the light bill, 468 00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:26,433 we should have at least $30 left over. 469 00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,639 Well, I used it to buy groceries. 470 00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:31,831 I told you, I don't like shopping with food stamps. 471 00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,592 Sheila was in the store when I was there 472 00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,710 and I just got a little embarrassed. 473 00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,090 I didn't want her to think we couldn't afford food. 474 00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:43,829 You know what? Forget about it. 475 00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:45,333 It's no big deal. 476 00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,334 Money is money. 477 00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:50,074 We can still buy groceries with food stamps. 478 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,614 You bought those name brands, 479 00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:54,673 so we gonna have to make it stretch, so get generic. 480 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,885 We ain't got the food stamps. 481 00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:00,432 What? 482 00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:03,034 I gave it to my hairdresser to fix my perm. 483 00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,093 That was $200 worth of food stamps. 484 00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,840 Baby, she only gave me 25 cents on the dollar. 485 00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:09,094 What do you want me to do? 486 00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:11,212 You couldn't talk her up to 27 cent? 487 00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:15,348 You know what? Hey... 488 00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,310 At least you paid the light bill. 489 00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,227 Chris! 490 00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:25,032 cfsmp3 - Sixe - FOROM.COM sixeloute@gmail.com 491 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:29,632 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35824

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