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♪ Unemployment
at a record high ♪
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♪ People coming,
people going... ♪♪
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Mama, can we get these?
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No, we've already got
peanut butter and jelly.
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Ma, I hate that stuff.
It tastes like concrete.
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Ring it up, please.
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When I was a kid,my dad would try
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to save moneyany way he could,
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so when my mother wentshopping, he had one rule:
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No name brands.
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So instead of Fruit Loops,Cheerios, or Frosted Flakes,
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we got...
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"Cereal"?
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What is this stuff?
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Is it oats? Is it flakes?
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Is there a prize inside?
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The prize is
you don't starve to death.
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Ring it up.
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And instead of Oreos,Ginger Snaps,
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or Chips Ahoy, we got...
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"Cookie"?
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That's right, Cookie.
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Not Cookies, Cookie.
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A big bagwith one cookie in it.
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Ooh, Mama,
can I have some cookie?
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Yeah, but only
two bites.
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Don't suck out all the chips
like you did last time.
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When it came to soap,
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instead of Zest, Dial,or Coast, we got...
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Camay?
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Do you have a problem with that?
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Ring it up.
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My mother could save moneya lot of places
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but not on her ass.
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1x09 - Everybody Hates Food Stamps.
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Transcript: cfsmp3 - Synchro: Sixe
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Partner science project are due Friday,
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so decide who you want
to work with,
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sign the sheet
as it comes around.
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Back off!
One at a time.
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Quietly.
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Hey, Greg.
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You want to do a
project together?
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I don't know.
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I had a couple ideas
I was already working on.
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I wanted to work with Greg
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because my last science projectdidn't go so well.
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Chris!
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Would you get these
damn ants out of here!
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James Brown stole that whole"ants in my pants" idea
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from my father.
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Come on, man... who else
will partner with me?
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Chris, it's not that I don't
want to be your partner.
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It's just I take my science
very seriously.
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Yeah, but, you know,
we could still have fun.
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We're talking about science,
Chris, so you got to decide,
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do you want to have fun,
or you want to win?
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Hell, I just wanted to pass.
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Rochelle!
Rochelle!
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I'm in here, baby!
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You are never going to believe
what happened.
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What?
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Hah!*
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Bah-yah!*
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That's $200-worth
of food stamps.
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Where did you get
food stamps from, Julius?
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I found them.
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From the time he was a kidto the time he was an adult,
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my father loved to find money.
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Mom! Mom! Mom!
I found a quarter.
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I love you, quarter.
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I'm gonna keep you
and name you Bernard.
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It's a boy!
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I found a dollar
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That's not even my mother.
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Look at this.
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Wha... What's wrong?
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Julius, you know I hate
using food stamps.
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My mother hatedusing food stamps
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because she was a ghetto snob.
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And sometimes using food stampscould be a little embarrassing.
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That'll be 79 cent.
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Ten, 20, 30, 40, 50...
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My mother would have felt
better just robbing the place.
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Does anybody have change
for a fifty-cent bill?
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Rochelle, money is money.
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Cash, food stamps--
what's the difference?
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Because I don't want to
have to curse nobody out.
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What?!
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Julius, when I pull
out food stamps,
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people look at me like
I ain't got no husband.
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They talk to me
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like I ain't got no sense.
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They treat me
like I ain't got no class.
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and if somebody treats me like
that, I'm gonna curse them out!
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$200 is $200.
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If you don't go to shop with it,
or I am.
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And you don't want me
to go shopping.
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My father figured outthat the only food
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cheaper than generic foodwas damaged food.
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Fine.
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Since we got the extra
cash, can you give me $20,
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so I could get my hair done?
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Can you do it yourself?
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Sure, baby, you go ahead.
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You look good.
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$200, man!
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Thank you, Lord.
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At school, I felt likeI was trying to do
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a science projectand Greg was trying to win
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the Nobel Prize.
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I was thinking about doing
something on the periodic table.
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we can chart when each element
was discovered
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and show how
it affected society.
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I was thinking
we could make a volcono
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with vinegar and baking soda.
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No, I did that
in the third grade.
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My third grade science project
was watching a banana rot!
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Hey, why don't we do a whole
thing on plate tectonics?
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I thought "Plate Tectonics"
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was the original nameof the Wu Tang Clan.
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We can diagram
the continental shift
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and show
how mountain ranges form
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and show how
the shape of the Earth
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has changed
throughout history.
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So I guess making a
robot out of soup cans
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ain't gonna get it.
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No.
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As much as it hurt my motherto shop with food stamps,
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there were two wordsthat made it all worthwhile...
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Name brands.
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♪ Everybody get high-- sing! ♪
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♪ Bustin' out ♪
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♪ Bustin' out ♪
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♪ Sing! ♪
♪ Bustin' out ♪
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♪ Bustin'out ♪♪
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♪ We're bustin' out
of this L-Seven square ♪
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♪ Freaks like you and I
could never funk from there ♪
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♪ We're bustin' out,
everybody, come along ♪
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♪ We're gonna dance
on the funk ♪
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♪ And make love
on this song... ♪
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That's my mom, ghetto snob.
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♪ Love, lift us up
where we belong ♪
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♪ Where the eagles cry,
on a mountain high ♪
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♪ Love, lift us up
where we belong ♪
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♪ Far from the world below ♪
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♪♪ Up where
the clear winds blow... ♪
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That'll be $95.33.
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This store is highway robbery.
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Rochelle! Girl!
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Hey!
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What are you doing here?
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I didn't know
you shopped here.
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I come here all te time.
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Mama, you dropped your-- ow!
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So, um...
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what are you
doing here?
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Two for one.
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Okay.
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You know I like
to save my money.
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Yeah, you know,
you got to...
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know what to do with your money.
Uh-huh.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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$95.33.
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Hmm?
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$95.33.
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Oh, okay...
I wasn't listening.
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You'd think she'd paywith food stamps.
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That cash was supposedto last my mom a month.
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Girl you know what, you got
to buy the best for your family.
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The best.
You know? That's what I always say.
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There's nothing too expensive
for my family.
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Mm-mm.
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Daddy gonna be mad.
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That look meant,"Get with the program."
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You look good,
you look good.
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You look good,
too, girl.
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Y'all get in the car.
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Get in the car.
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Meanwhile, I turned downGreg's project
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on the Theoryof Relativity.
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Go!
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- Ooh!
- I'm coming up there, boys!
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Go.
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He turned down my project
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on how to make ice.
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Finally, we decidedon something we both liked:
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The solar system!
The solar system!
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This looks great.
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Mercury is closest
to the sun,
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Venus is second,
Earth is third.
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And we have four moons
around Jupiter.
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It's perfectly to scale.
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Quit lying yourself.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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If Earth was actually
this close to the sun,
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we'd all be dead.
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Greg, it's a science project.
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It looks great.
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We got to do it over.
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Do it over?
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Do the whole universe over?
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Are you crazy?
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It looks great the way it is.
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This isn't great,
this sucks.
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Look at this kid.
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His project is a
bug in Jell-O.
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- We're fine.
- I knew you didn't
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take science
as seriously as I do.
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Einstein didn't take science
as seriously as you do.
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I knew I should've gotten
somebody else for a partner.
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I can't turn this in;
people will think I'm an idiot.
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What are you trying to say?
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I said it once,
and I'm gonna say it again.
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This sucks.
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You know what? If you want
to do something else...
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well, then do
something else.
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I'm not gonna let you
screw the whole thing up.
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There's a reason why you didn't
have a friend till I came along.
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And there's a reason
you don't have a friend now.
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It was like Andrew Ridgeleyleaving Wham!
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♪♪Everybody Hates Chris♪
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Rochelle, I thought I asked you
not to buy these name brands.
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Oh, well, honey,
I figured the kids...
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You know what?
Forget it.
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I forgot you used food stamps.
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Uh-huh.
We used food stamps.
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Mama, you know we...
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Tonya, why don't you
go get your daddy some syrup.
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For his cereal?
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For his pancakes.
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Baby, you want some pancakes?
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- Yeah, I didn't even know we had these.
- Yeah.
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Wow, Ma, this toast is good.
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What'd you do different?
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I bought
fresh bread.
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We usually got our breadfrom the day-old bakery,
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which was even cheaperwhen we got it
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from the three-day-old shelf.
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That look says, "If youcouldn't whup me, I'd tell."
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You know, I been thinking.
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Since I found
this money,
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we got over $100 left
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after we pay the light bill
and get your hair done.
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- Maybe we could splurge for once.
- Splurge?
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Yeah, I mean... $100.
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I could take the day off.
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I could
sleep till 9:00.
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Hey, we could even go
to a movie for once.
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That was 1982.
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These days, $100won't even buy you $20.
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Um, maybe that's not
such a good idea.
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Oh, yes it is.
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Not every day you find
money like that.
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I know, but, you know,
maybe we should...
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Come on.
You're getting your hair done.
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Why can't I treat
myself to something?
259
00:11:00,738 --> 00:11:01,789
I'm just saying, look,
260
00:11:01,790 --> 00:11:04,260
we shouldn't
rush into anything, you know?
261
00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:06,844
You know what, baby?
You're right.
262
00:11:07,148 --> 00:11:09,618
- See? I'm right.
- You right. I hear you.
263
00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,325
I'm gonna
take a nap
264
00:11:12,504 --> 00:11:14,405
and figure out
how to spend this money.
265
00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:18,170
Some people counted sheep,my father counted cheap
266
00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:19,931
Don't you have to go to work?
267
00:11:20,532 --> 00:11:21,532
Not right now.
268
00:11:25,298 --> 00:11:27,270
I'm gonna be over by
the electric company.
269
00:11:27,305 --> 00:11:28,343
If you give me
the money
270
00:11:28,344 --> 00:11:29,342
I can pay the light bill.
271
00:11:29,343 --> 00:11:32,344
No, no, no. I'll do it.
272
00:11:32,397 --> 00:11:33,748
You just lay down and
take a nap
273
00:11:33,749 --> 00:11:35,456
and rest easy,
I'll take care of it.
274
00:11:35,457 --> 00:11:36,200
It's across the...
275
00:11:36,201 --> 00:11:37,201
Sh!
276
00:11:39,994 --> 00:11:41,447
Could you get me
a pillow, please?
277
00:11:41,448 --> 00:11:42,448
Sure, sure.
278
00:11:42,783 --> 00:11:44,157
Pillow for Julius.
279
00:11:44,485 --> 00:11:46,871
- Thank you baby.
- Go ahead, baby. Get some rest.
280
00:11:47,411 --> 00:11:49,871
I hate to admit it,but the first real breakup
281
00:11:49,872 --> 00:11:53,474
I ever had wasn't with a girl,it was with Greg.
282
00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:54,710
Give me back Mercury.
283
00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:56,047
Go ahead,
you can have it.
284
00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,632
But I brought Earth
into this project,
285
00:11:57,667 --> 00:11:58,995
so it's rightfully mine.
286
00:12:00,939 --> 00:12:01,892
Hey, where's my Earth?
287
00:12:01,893 --> 00:12:03,540
It got burned up
by the sun.
288
00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:04,946
You know what?
289
00:12:04,947 --> 00:12:06,398
I'm gonna
get another partner,
290
00:12:06,399 --> 00:12:08,671
then we're gonna finish this
and slaughter you.
291
00:12:08,672 --> 00:12:10,869
- Yeah, I'm going to get one too.
- Go ahead.
292
00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:12,137
I will!
293
00:12:12,938 --> 00:12:13,938
Bye.
294
00:12:14,286 --> 00:12:15,286
Shoot.
295
00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:20,946
There's two more girlsI can scratch off my list.
296
00:12:21,100 --> 00:12:22,100
You know what?
297
00:12:22,802 --> 00:12:25,002
Instead of spending all
that money on ourselves,
298
00:12:25,003 --> 00:12:27,757
why don't you, me and the kids
go to the movies on Friday?
299
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,346
Well, isn't that expensive?
300
00:12:29,360 --> 00:12:30,948
We got it.
It could be fun.
301
00:12:31,268 --> 00:12:33,612
We could go see Rocky III
at the dollar show.
302
00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:34,789
The kids love Rocky.
303
00:12:34,918 --> 00:12:37,480
Usually, my mother would jumpat going to the movies,
304
00:12:37,481 --> 00:12:40,435
because with three kids,she never had time.
305
00:12:40,436 --> 00:12:44,259
As a matter of fact,here's the last movie she saw.
306
00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,152
Movies are on TV
every Friday, you know?
307
00:12:54,961 --> 00:12:56,408
There's no gum
on the floor,
308
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,467
no rats running
through the aisles.
309
00:12:58,507 --> 00:13:00,068
You can get up
and go to the bathroom
310
00:13:00,069 --> 00:13:01,245
as much as you like.
311
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:02,541
As a matter of fact,
312
00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:04,992
Friday night, The Ghostand Mr. Chicken is on.
313
00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:06,645
Why would I need
to go to the movies?
314
00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:08,158
Because you're always
complaining
315
00:13:08,181 --> 00:13:10,409
about how I never
take you to the movies.
316
00:13:11,076 --> 00:13:12,301
Well, I'm tired,
you know?
317
00:13:12,302 --> 00:13:13,772
I just want to stay home.
318
00:13:15,759 --> 00:13:16,759
Okay.
319
00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:19,712
You never reallyappreciate a friend
320
00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,669
until you tryto find another one.
321
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,668
Did you see Knight Rider
last night?
322
00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:26,130
No. Did you see
the Celtics game?
323
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,454
No.
I didn't.
324
00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:32,524
Si.
325
00:13:32,527 --> 00:13:34,986
If I had known there was aPorto Rican kid in the school,
326
00:13:34,987 --> 00:13:38,634
I would've hung outwith him in the first place.
327
00:13:38,699 --> 00:13:40,644
My mother
couldn't admit what she did,
328
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:42,396
so the only thingleft for her to do
329
00:13:42,397 --> 00:13:44,449
was sell her food stamps.
330
00:13:44,450 --> 00:13:46,254
Food stamps.
I got those food stamps.
331
00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:47,760
What? You got
to speak up.
332
00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,111
I can't hear
what you're saying.
333
00:13:49,112 --> 00:13:51,660
I said I got food stamps.
I got those food stamps.
334
00:13:51,661 --> 00:13:52,896
Oh, whoop-de-damn-do.
335
00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:54,282
I got food stamps, too.
336
00:13:56,377 --> 00:13:57,377
Excuse me.
337
00:13:57,632 --> 00:13:58,632
Food stamps.
338
00:13:58,782 --> 00:14:01,017
Come on, girl,
you know you need them.
339
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:02,942
Listen, I'm short on
my light bill.
340
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,345
I need to sell
these food stamps.
341
00:14:04,346 --> 00:14:05,397
Fifty cent
on the dollar.
342
00:14:05,398 --> 00:14:06,897
Oh, no, no, no.
No thank you.
343
00:14:06,898 --> 00:14:07,898
Beat it, beat it.
344
00:14:08,006 --> 00:14:08,953
Food stamps!
345
00:14:08,954 --> 00:14:09,802
What?
Food stamps!
346
00:14:09,803 --> 00:14:10,852
Fifty cent on the dollar.
347
00:14:10,887 --> 00:14:12,039
What the hell?
348
00:14:13,712 --> 00:14:16,476
What the hell is going...
All right, all right.
349
00:14:16,768 --> 00:14:18,473
One at a time.
One at a time.
350
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:19,725
Damn it!
351
00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:22,280
My mother finallyhad to turn to the one guy
352
00:14:22,281 --> 00:14:24,733
she thought could help her--Risky.
353
00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:27,991
Now, Risky specializedin buying and selling things
354
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,594
he wasn't supposed to have.
355
00:14:29,595 --> 00:14:30,595
Come on, Risky.
356
00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:33,279
Man, this $200 worth
of food stamps.
357
00:14:33,312 --> 00:14:34,753
$200 dollars worth
of food stamps?
358
00:14:34,754 --> 00:14:37,518
I'm trying to sell
$2,000 worth of food stamps.
359
00:14:38,981 --> 00:14:39,957
Want to buy an iron?
360
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,193
You take food stamps?
361
00:14:41,712 --> 00:14:43,770
♪ I got
so much trouble on my... ♪♪
362
00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:46,403
♪ I got my so much
trouble on my mind ♪
363
00:14:46,765 --> 00:14:48,133
♪ Refuse to lose... ♪
364
00:14:48,709 --> 00:14:49,724
Get out of my way.
365
00:14:49,725 --> 00:14:50,923
No, you get out of my way.
366
00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,129
Fight!
367
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,130
Like wars,most fights are started
368
00:14:55,131 --> 00:14:57,189
by people who won't get hit.
369
00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,283
All right, then.
370
00:14:58,335 --> 00:14:59,335
Hold my books.
371
00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,118
Hold my books.
372
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,539
Hold my sweater.
373
00:15:02,991 --> 00:15:03,991
Hold my vest.
374
00:15:04,441 --> 00:15:05,441
Hold my watch.
375
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,296
Hold my Star Trek
bracelet.
376
00:15:08,297 --> 00:15:09,297
Hold my shoes.
377
00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:19,170
"Hold my shoes"!
378
00:15:19,573 --> 00:15:20,681
Where'd you get that?
379
00:15:20,682 --> 00:15:22,774
It was either that
or punch you in the face.
380
00:15:22,775 --> 00:15:24,255
- Seriously?
- No.
381
00:15:24,918 --> 00:15:27,682
What are we gonna do about
the science project?
382
00:15:27,688 --> 00:15:28,688
I got an idea.
383
00:15:33,457 --> 00:15:34,457
What?
384
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:35,986
He said, "What about us?"
385
00:15:38,077 --> 00:15:39,077
Come on.
386
00:15:44,142 --> 00:15:45,335
♪ Watch me! ♪
387
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:47,639
My mother decidedto hit the one place
388
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,292
where selling food stampswould be easy.
389
00:15:50,293 --> 00:15:52,351
Food stamps,
50 cent on the dollar.
390
00:15:54,299 --> 00:15:56,204
Food stamps, 50 cent
on the dollar.
391
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:57,052
Come on, Paco.
392
00:15:57,053 --> 00:15:58,405
I'll take a nickel bag.
393
00:16:00,807 --> 00:16:01,807
Risky?
394
00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:02,965
Rochelle?
395
00:16:03,664 --> 00:16:05,168
What you doing?
You selling weed?
396
00:16:05,169 --> 00:16:06,463
No, I'm not selling weed.
397
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:07,768
I'm selling food stamps.
398
00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,471
Oh, well,
who's selling weed?
399
00:16:09,472 --> 00:16:11,648
Get your jelly bean
head out of here.
400
00:16:12,574 --> 00:16:14,031
Excuse me, did I just
hear you say
401
00:16:14,066 --> 00:16:15,205
you were selling food stamps?
402
00:16:15,228 --> 00:16:17,345
I most certainly am not
selling food stamps.
403
00:16:17,380 --> 00:16:18,825
Who said
I was selling food stamps?
404
00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,883
Rochelle!
Hey, hey!
405
00:16:21,393 --> 00:16:23,216
Hey, I didn't know
you knew Pam
406
00:16:23,489 --> 00:16:26,668
Hi, Pam.
We just met.
407
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,094
Girl, your hair
looks good.
408
00:16:28,095 --> 00:16:29,448
Thank you.
Pam is my hairdresser.
409
00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:31,515
- I just came from her shop.
- Coincidence.
410
00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:33,880
So what about the food stamps?
411
00:16:33,881 --> 00:16:36,179
- I'm not selling food stamps.
- You selling food stamps?
412
00:16:36,180 --> 00:16:37,180
No, no, no, no.
413
00:16:37,201 --> 00:16:39,385
It looked like to me that she
was selling food stamps.
414
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:41,616
- So where's your shop?
- Oh, it's right up the block.
415
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,968
- Okay, okay.
- You like you could use a touch up.
416
00:16:44,015 --> 00:16:45,671
I sure can.
417
00:16:45,945 --> 00:16:47,923
Uh, um,
when's your next appointment?
418
00:16:47,958 --> 00:16:49,931
Oh, no, no, she can take
you now, can't you, Pam?
419
00:16:49,954 --> 00:16:51,586
Yeah, I was just came
to get some lunch,
420
00:16:51,621 --> 00:16:53,660
but my next appointment
isn't for another hour.
421
00:16:53,661 --> 00:16:54,719
See? There you go.
422
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,614
Well, I'll
see y'all later.
423
00:16:56,615 --> 00:16:57,470
All right, girl.
424
00:16:57,471 --> 00:16:59,219
Hey, you see that lady
selling food stamps,
425
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,376
- let me know.
- Will do.
426
00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:03,313
Take care.
Looking good, girl.
427
00:17:04,196 --> 00:17:06,609
- So where's your shop?
- Girl, it's right up the street.
428
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:08,407
Come on, I'll put
you up right now
429
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:11,290
I still wish Earth was
further away from the sun.
430
00:17:11,324 --> 00:17:12,510
You think
we can win it?
431
00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:13,496
Are you kidding me?
432
00:17:13,531 --> 00:17:14,870
If we can't
beat a bug in Jell-O,
433
00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:16,416
I'll goto school
in your neighborhood.
434
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,119
You're right.
This looks great.
435
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,120
Hey, Frank.
436
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:20,674
I finished
our science project.
437
00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:22,027
Hey, you can't do that!
438
00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:23,827
What are you gonna do about it?
439
00:17:23,828 --> 00:17:26,338
All the science in the worldis no match for a guy
440
00:17:26,339 --> 00:17:29,750
who could smack the tasteout of your mouth.
441
00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:32,776
Carusocouldn't spell "solar system,"
442
00:17:32,812 --> 00:17:34,742
but since he couldkick both our asses,
443
00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,448
that meantthe universe was his.
444
00:17:37,899 --> 00:17:38,899
Yeah!
445
00:17:39,466 --> 00:17:41,534
At least we beat
the Jell-O bug.
446
00:17:43,255 --> 00:17:45,137
Wow, Mom, your hair looks great.
447
00:17:45,162 --> 00:17:46,162
Thank you, baby.
448
00:17:46,361 --> 00:17:48,419
Hey, Dad, can we get
Frosted Flakes
449
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:49,669
next time we go
to the store?
450
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670
I don't know.
451
00:17:50,766 --> 00:17:52,673
Did you spend
all the food stamps?
452
00:17:52,674 --> 00:17:54,824
Hey, Mom, now that we
have fresh bread,
453
00:17:54,825 --> 00:17:56,231
can we have French toast?
454
00:17:56,232 --> 00:17:58,975
I've never had it when
the bread wasn't smashed.
455
00:17:58,976 --> 00:17:59,976
Hey, Rochelle,
456
00:18:00,177 --> 00:18:01,977
I know you don't want
to go to the movies,
457
00:18:01,978 --> 00:18:03,524
but can you
at least think about it?
458
00:18:03,525 --> 00:18:04,705
We're going
to the movies?
459
00:18:04,706 --> 00:18:05,706
Rocky III.
460
00:18:06,874 --> 00:18:08,308
If your mother
wants to go.
461
00:18:08,309 --> 00:18:11,161
Even though my mother caredabout what people thought,
462
00:18:11,162 --> 00:18:14,691
she cared a little moreabout what we thought.
463
00:18:15,271 --> 00:18:16,918
I have a confession to make.
464
00:18:17,227 --> 00:18:18,227
What's wrong?
465
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,064
We don't have the money
to go to the movies.
466
00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,567
What are
you talking about?
467
00:18:22,591 --> 00:18:24,197
After your hair
and the light bill,
468
00:18:24,198 --> 00:18:26,433
we should have
at least $30 left over.
469
00:18:26,698 --> 00:18:28,639
Well, I used it
to buy groceries.
470
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:31,831
I told you, I don't like
shopping with food stamps.
471
00:18:31,852 --> 00:18:33,592
Sheila was in the store
when I was there
472
00:18:33,593 --> 00:18:35,710
and I just got
a little embarrassed.
473
00:18:36,090 --> 00:18:39,090
I didn't want her to think
we couldn't afford food.
474
00:18:42,006 --> 00:18:43,829
You know what?
Forget about it.
475
00:18:44,455 --> 00:18:45,333
It's no big deal.
476
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,334
Money is money.
477
00:18:47,486 --> 00:18:50,074
We can still buy groceries
with food stamps.
478
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:51,614
You bought
those name brands,
479
00:18:51,615 --> 00:18:54,673
so we gonna have to make it
stretch, so get generic.
480
00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:57,885
We ain't got the food stamps.
481
00:18:59,432 --> 00:19:00,432
What?
482
00:19:00,531 --> 00:19:03,034
I gave it to my hairdresser
to fix my perm.
483
00:19:03,035 --> 00:19:05,093
That was $200 worth
of food stamps.
484
00:19:05,192 --> 00:19:07,840
Baby, she only gave me
25 cents on the dollar.
485
00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:09,094
What do you want me to do?
486
00:19:09,095 --> 00:19:11,212
You couldn't
talk her up to 27 cent?
487
00:19:13,016 --> 00:19:15,348
You know what?
Hey...
488
00:19:15,369 --> 00:19:17,310
At least
you paid the light bill.
489
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:22,227
Chris!
490
00:19:22,524 --> 00:19:25,032
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