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Chris, look at your sister.
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What happened to her?
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You weren't watching her,
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that's what happened to her.
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I told you I wanted a cookie.
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Mom, I just sat down
for a minute.
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Do you know
what can happen in a minute?
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Now, go get your sister
washed up now.
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Come on, Tonya.
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Thanks to Drew and Tonya,
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I was taking care of kids
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until I was taking careof my own kids.
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Chris, get me
some potato chips.
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Chris, help me
with my homework.
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Chris, find
my doll.
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Chris, go make me a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich.
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Chris, make me some Kl Aid.
Chris, strap up my shoe.
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Chris, I'm going
to take a shower,
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watch the kids.
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Chris, tie my shoe!
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Chris, I'm going
to pick up my Porgy's.
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Watch the kids!
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Chris, help!
My head is stuck!
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Chris, I'm going
to eat some peanuts.
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Watch the kids.
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Chris, I'm going to get
my mustache waxed.
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Watch the kids.
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Chris!
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Chris!
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Chris!
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Chris!
Chris!
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1x07 - Everybody Hates the Babysitter
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Transcript: Cfsmp3
Adaptation: Sixe
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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The one thing that Drewand I did together
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was watch basketball gamesand Rocky movies.
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Tonight it was basketball.
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Whoa! See that shot?
Whoa!
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But since we only had one TV,we had to share with Tonya,
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and Tonya always got her way.
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Mama said I can watch
Three's Company.
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We're watching
the game!
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I don't care.
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Move.
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Oh, hey, baby.
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How was work?
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Hard.
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You know, I was thinking that maybe
we should go out, you know?
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Have dinner...
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relax a little.
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Why would I go out to relax,
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when I can relax at home
for free?
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That was my father's rationalefor everything.
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$20 to get in the club?
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We can dance at home for free.
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I just wanted to
do something nice.
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That all.
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I think staying home
is nice.
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Well, you're not here all day.
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Well, why don't
I stay home,
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and you can go out
and work two jobs?
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Where's a time machinewhere you could just go back
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and shut up?
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No, I did not mean-- I'm not
trying to take anything away
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from what you do here.
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That's okay. If you don't want
to go out you don't have to.
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- No, look...
- It's okay, no, no. Enough said.
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It's over.
Over.
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There are two thingsmy father knew for sure:
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He knew he knew nothingfor sure,
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and he knew this wasn't over.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey, guys.
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Y'all eating already?
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- Where's your mother?
- In the kitchen.
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Hey, babe.
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What's for dinner?
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Well, the kids
are having chicken.
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What about me?
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Well, you got two jobs.
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You could take
your two-job money
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and go buy you a two-job meal.
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I'm sorry baby.
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If you want to go out,
we can go out.
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Thank you, baby, oh!
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I'll call
Sheila's baby-sitter
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and tell her
she can come tomorrow.
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Why do we got to
pay a baby-sitter
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when Chris'll do it for free?
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No, no, no, he does it during
the day, not at night.
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Rochelle, we don't
really need...
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Do you want me
to make you some chicken?
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Okay, well, I'm gonna
call Sheila's baby-sitter.
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Hi, I'm Yvette.
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Oh, okay,
come on in.
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Okay, so have
some chicken
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baking in the oven.
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Just take it out
about in 20 minutes.
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Chris and Drew are gonna
watch the basketball game.
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What am I gonna do while Chris and Drew
are watching the basketball game?
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Well, you can hang with me.
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I'll show you how to
make french braid.
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Okay.
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And, Yvette, I left the number
of the restaurant
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by the phone.
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Now, call me if anything
goes wrong, ok
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Everything's
gonna be fine.
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Chris, I don't want
that girl calling us.
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So if there's
a problem...
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handle it.
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Me and your mother
don't go out often,
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so I don't want
nothing to spoil it.
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Here.
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Whoa, what's this?
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That's emergency money.
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My father believed there'snothing $10 couldn't fix.
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What if something costs $11?
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Talk them down to ten.
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Got it.
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Okay, you guys be good.
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All right, Chris.
Call me if you need anything, okay?
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Okay.
Okay, bye, y'all.
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Bye.
Bye-bye. Bye, Dad.
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Bye, sweetie.
Take your time and have fun.
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Welcome to Pastures
and Shores.
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May I take your order?
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Okay, I'll have the
all-you-can-eat
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shrimp and sirloin combo,
well done,
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order of coleslaw
and a Coke.
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And you, sir?
I'll have
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the ultimate surf and
turf and a large Coke.
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That'll be $17.99.
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Wait, baby.
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Are you sure we
can afford this?
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It's okay.
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I have coupons.
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If there was a coupon forsomething, my father had it.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's this?
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A coupon-- no
tickets on Tuesday.
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This doesn't include
the all-you-can-eat
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shrimp and sirloin combo.
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Oh, you know what?
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I'll just order
something else.
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I'll take the...
No, it's okay.
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I want everything
to be perfect.
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Get what you want.
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I'll pay for it.
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Is there a problem?
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Can I have my coupon?
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Having a babysitterin the house was great,
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because the only kidI had to worry about was me.
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I'll be right back.
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No, I can't talk right now.
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My motherwould never hire someone
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she thought was irresponsible.
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But irresponsible peoplenever tell you
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that they're irresponsible--because they're irresponsible!
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Chris, I got to go!
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What do you mean you got to go?
I got something
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I got to do.
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You are doing something!
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You stayed with your brother
and sister before, right?
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Yeah, but that's only
during the day.
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You'll be fine.
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I'll be right back.
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At that moment, I want to busther right upside the head.
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I'm hungry.
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Oh, our food, yeah.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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I am hungry.
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Thank you.
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Oh, wait, wait.
Uh, excuse me.
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I ordered coleslaw,
but this is potato salad.
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I'll get the manager.
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We don't want
the manager.
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We want coleslaw.
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I'll get the manager.
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Is there a problem?
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My wife ordered coleslaw
and got potato salad.
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I'm sorry
for the misunderstanding,
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but that meal comes
with potato salad.
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But I ordered coleslaw.
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It comes with potato salad.
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We'd be happy
to sell you
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a side of coleslaw for 79 cents,
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you just have
to get back in line.
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Never go out on the daythey give out welfare checks.
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You got a thousand little paper
cups of coleslaw back there.
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You mean you can't take
this back and bring her one?
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You know what?
Never mind.
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Just bring me a bowl--
I'll have some of his coleslaw.
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Not a problem.
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No, no, no,
can't do that, ma'am.
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We have a no-sharing policy.
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So what you're telling
me is that I can't have
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some of my
husband's coleslaw?
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That's what you're
saying to me?
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You could, but we would
have to ask you to leave.
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You know...
You know what?
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You know what?
I eat at home.
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That's why I cook
my own meals.
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You know what?
I'll get you coleslaw.
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Is there anything else?!
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Enjoy your meal.
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What the hell-- does
he think he's Mr. T?
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Why is he acting like that?
It's okay.
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This is our night,
it's our night.
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You're right.
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- What's that?
- It's my baby.
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You can't bring
that baby in here.
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Would you be quiet,
and let me handle this?
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You can't bring
that baby in here.
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It'll just be
for a little while.
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Did you bring
something back to eat?
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I'm hungry.
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I forgot your mother put some
chicken in the oven for you.
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I'm gonna run and get you guys
something to eat.
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Watch the baby, okay?
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You can't leave
your baby here.
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Why not?
Because you're baby-sitting.
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I'm just going down
to Lincoln Fried Chicken.
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What if he gets hungry?
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What if he throws up?
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He won't-- it'll be fine.
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I'll be right back.
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At that moment I was sure
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of two things: I wasn't going to be fine,
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and she wasn't goingto be right back.
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What's this?
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Why didn't they just
give you a cup of coleslaw?
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It's this big.
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It'll be here in a few minutes.
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Where you going?
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I'm going to check
on the kids.
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The kids are fine...
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I'm just going to check, okay?
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Whoa-- a behind the back,
off the backboard dunk!
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Chris, man, you're missing it!
Come on!
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Shh, would you be quiet?
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Stop yelling
and turn the TV down.
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♪ It's like a jungle sometimes ♪♪
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♪ It makes me wonder
how I keep from going under ♪
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♪ Uh, uh, uh-uh ♪
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♪ It's like a jungle sometimes♪
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♪ It makes me wonder
how I keep from going under. ♪♪
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Hey, he cried when I sang"Endless Love."
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- You think she's coming back?
- She better.
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Hello.
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Hey, baby, how's it going?
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Good.
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- Is that a baby?
- No, it's the TV.
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Where's Yvette?
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She's in the bathroom.
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Okay. Well, we'll be home
in a little while, all right?
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Okay.
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- Okay, love you.
- All right, bye.
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I know you're thinking:
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00:10:50,561 --> 00:10:53,507
"Why did'nt I just tell mymother what was going on?"
262
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,701
Well, I figuredit couldn't get any worse.
263
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,017
Hi, um... is Yvette here?
264
00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:00,542
She just left.
265
00:11:00,886 --> 00:11:01,841
And who are you?
266
00:11:01,842 --> 00:11:02,842
I'm Mario.
267
00:11:03,125 --> 00:11:04,294
Is that my baby?
268
00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,597
I don't know, is it?
269
00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,320
I know. He takes after
his mom.
270
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,753
We didn't knowif it was his baby, either.
271
00:11:12,754 --> 00:11:15,359
But trust me, there ain'tno black man picking up a baby
272
00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:16,582
that ain't his.
273
00:11:18,452 --> 00:11:19,510
What's he doing here?
274
00:11:19,511 --> 00:11:20,463
Where did she go?
275
00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:22,258
She went to go get us
something to eat.
276
00:11:22,259 --> 00:11:23,425
She's babysitting us.
277
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,365
Where you think
you're going?
278
00:11:26,366 --> 00:11:28,240
You can't just leave
with somebody's baby.
279
00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:29,387
Look, when she comes back,
280
00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,486
tell her
I'll be at her mother's house.
281
00:11:31,823 --> 00:11:33,402
Chris, man,
you should have seen it!
282
00:11:33,403 --> 00:11:35,490
Bernard King hit a shot
from the top of the key,
283
00:11:35,514 --> 00:11:38,059
stole it and hit another one
right before the half!
284
00:11:38,060 --> 00:11:39,060
I'm hungry.
285
00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,220
Sometimes my fatherwould be so focused
286
00:11:47,221 --> 00:11:48,625
on everything going right,
287
00:11:48,626 --> 00:11:50,274
he didn't realizehe was the reason
288
00:11:50,275 --> 00:11:51,719
it was going wrong.
289
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:53,629
It's okay.
290
00:11:54,049 --> 00:11:56,397
Your coleslaw will be here
any minute.
291
00:11:56,589 --> 00:11:59,640
Julius, why do you make
such a big deal out of nothing?
292
00:11:59,641 --> 00:12:01,242
Because I spent good money
on this.
293
00:12:01,243 --> 00:12:02,344
I expect it to be good.
294
00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:04,900
Well, is it about the money
or is it about me?
295
00:12:05,351 --> 00:12:06,800
Why would you even ask me that?
296
00:12:06,801 --> 00:12:08,451
Baby, we have been waing
30 minutes
297
00:12:08,452 --> 00:12:10,285
for a Dixie Cup
full of coleslaw.
298
00:12:10,508 --> 00:12:11,508
Think about it.
299
00:12:13,789 --> 00:12:15,111
Oh, finally!
300
00:12:22,153 --> 00:12:23,484
Enjoy your coleslaw.
301
00:12:27,987 --> 00:12:28,987
I'm sorry.
302
00:12:29,565 --> 00:12:31,641
I don't get to take you out
as much as I'd like.
303
00:12:31,642 --> 00:12:32,642
It's okay, baby.
304
00:12:32,739 --> 00:12:34,683
I just want everything
to be right.
305
00:12:35,191 --> 00:12:37,968
But as long as I'm with you,
everything's perfect.
306
00:12:38,645 --> 00:12:39,537
I love you.
307
00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:40,696
Everybody down!
308
00:12:40,850 --> 00:12:41,996
Get down!
Now!
309
00:12:42,454 --> 00:12:43,454
Damn it!
310
00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:47,309
- Hey.
- Hey.
311
00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:49,809
Isn't it funny howirresponsible people think
312
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:52,266
they can change the whole worldwith a piece of chicken?
313
00:12:52,267 --> 00:12:54,386
Chris, man,
this is the best game I ever seen.
314
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:55,670
You got to come watch.
315
00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:56,950
Chris, where's the baby?
316
00:12:56,951 --> 00:12:58,211
His father took him.
317
00:12:58,772 --> 00:13:00,538
You gave my baby to a stranger?
318
00:13:00,539 --> 00:13:01,790
No, to his father.
319
00:13:01,951 --> 00:13:03,255
That could be anybody.
320
00:13:04,313 --> 00:13:05,688
He asked for you at the door.
321
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,133
And the baby said "Da-Da."
322
00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:09,448
- Who else could it be?
- I don't know!
323
00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:11,467
- Where'd they go?
- To his mother's house.
324
00:13:13,361 --> 00:13:15,180
I know-- you'll be
right back.
325
00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:20,172
Yeah!
326
00:13:20,471 --> 00:13:22,122
As bad as things were going,
327
00:13:22,123 --> 00:13:24,880
I could always count onone person to make things go
328
00:13:24,881 --> 00:13:26,269
from bad to worse.
329
00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,086
- Hello?
- Hello?
330
00:13:31,121 --> 00:13:33,692
I'm looking for my parents.
They're having dinner there tonight.
331
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:35,537
I'm sorry, I think
you got the wrong number.
332
00:13:35,572 --> 00:13:36,881
This ain't no restaurant.
333
00:13:36,996 --> 00:13:38,092
Tonya, what are you doing?
334
00:13:38,093 --> 00:13:39,757
Hey!
What are you doing?
335
00:13:39,793 --> 00:13:41,703
- I'm calling mom.
- I'm answering the phone!
336
00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:44,737
- Are you trying to mess everything up?
- You going to mess everything up.
337
00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:46,210
Just put the money in there!
338
00:13:46,255 --> 00:13:48,258
Momma said call
if anything went wrong.
339
00:13:48,259 --> 00:13:50,161
Something went wrong,
so I'm calling.
340
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,511
Tonya, no.
341
00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,868
They're on a date.
342
00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:55,325
And if you call, you're going
to be messing everything up.
343
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,965
Then mama will be mad at dad,
dad will be mad at me.
344
00:13:58,029 --> 00:13:59,496
Just let me
handle this, okay?
345
00:13:59,497 --> 00:14:00,497
All I know is
346
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:02,653
somebody better
French braid my hair.
347
00:14:04,899 --> 00:14:07,154
Give me the money, big man!
348
00:14:07,509 --> 00:14:09,611
Yeah, just watch where
you're pointing that thing.
349
00:14:09,669 --> 00:14:12,814
Don't tell me where to watch.
I'll point this wherever I want.
350
00:14:12,891 --> 00:14:14,435
Julius, just be quiet.
351
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:16,778
You better listen to your girl.
352
00:14:16,779 --> 00:14:18,999
Hey, that's not my girl,
that's my wife.
353
00:14:19,038 --> 00:14:21,083
Hey, man, come on,
just get the money and let's go.
354
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:23,342
Noman, big man over here
trying to be a hero.
355
00:14:23,380 --> 00:14:25,579
Hey, come on,
I got . I got this.
356
00:14:27,416 --> 00:14:28,591
Chelle?
357
00:14:28,746 --> 00:14:30,600
- Huh?
- Is that you?
358
00:14:31,801 --> 00:14:33,131
It's me, Ricky!
359
00:14:33,552 --> 00:14:35,125
Remember? From Flatbush!
360
00:14:35,605 --> 00:14:38,271
I'm sorry,
I-I don't believe I know who you are.
361
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:41,475
I used to be at the club
with Shine and them, remember?
362
00:14:41,717 --> 00:14:43,044
We used to pop lock.
363
00:14:47,671 --> 00:14:48,671
Remember?
364
00:14:49,127 --> 00:14:50,418
Ricky Edwards?!
365
00:14:50,825 --> 00:14:51,825
Donna's brother!
366
00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:52,977
Yeah! Yeah!
367
00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:53,932
How you been?
368
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:55,243
Oh, good till now.
369
00:14:55,973 --> 00:14:56,973
How you been?
370
00:14:57,082 --> 00:14:58,326
Oh, I'm hanging in there.
371
00:14:58,327 --> 00:14:59,327
All right.
372
00:14:59,358 --> 00:15:01,081
Hey, since you all
so tight,
373
00:15:01,252 --> 00:15:03,243
why don't you
just let uslide?
374
00:15:03,785 --> 00:15:05,896
Hey, man, if it was up to me,
I would.
375
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:08,550
But my partner... crazy.
376
00:15:08,654 --> 00:15:10,853
So you all going to have
to put something in the bag.
377
00:15:10,872 --> 00:15:13,303
Look, why don't we just pretend
we put something in the bag?
378
00:15:13,361 --> 00:15:15,148
Because this ain't
no pretend robbery!
379
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:16,926
Julius, just give him
the money.
380
00:15:17,545 --> 00:15:20,360
Um, can you just leave us
a little bit for babysitter?
381
00:15:20,361 --> 00:15:21,416
You know how it is.
382
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,679
You got kids?
383
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,370
Boy, I got three!
384
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:26,621
Two boys
and a girl!
385
00:15:27,780 --> 00:15:29,555
Kids, they a blessing,
ain't they?
386
00:15:29,633 --> 00:15:30,887
Yeah, love of my life.
387
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,888
Dig. Look, just give me 20-- and
hurry up before my man sees you.
388
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,793
Give him, give him!
389
00:15:34,794 --> 00:15:36,460
Hurry, before my partner sees.
390
00:15:37,642 --> 00:15:38,642
Chelle....
391
00:15:39,052 --> 00:15:40,653
It was good seeing you, girl.
392
00:15:40,654 --> 00:15:41,553
You too, man.
393
00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:42,554
Hey!
394
00:15:42,704 --> 00:15:44,315
Don't tell nobody I did this.
395
00:15:48,692 --> 00:15:49,964
Hello.
Hi.
396
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:51,218
Is Yvette here?
397
00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,266
Who are you?
398
00:15:52,269 --> 00:15:53,269
I'm her mother.
399
00:15:53,723 --> 00:15:55,223
I came to pick up
the baby.
400
00:15:55,469 --> 00:15:56,571
His father took him.
401
00:15:56,572 --> 00:15:57,377
Where's Yvette?
402
00:15:57,378 --> 00:15:58,930
She said
she'll be right back.
403
00:15:58,931 --> 00:16:01,208
Then again, she said that
30 minutes ago.
404
00:16:01,635 --> 00:16:03,429
You mind if I come in
and wait for her?
405
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:04,935
Come in.
406
00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:13,447
Is everybody okay?
407
00:16:13,921 --> 00:16:16,309
No we're not okay, man,
we just got robbed.
408
00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:17,280
Julius...
409
00:16:17,281 --> 00:16:19,124
After everything that happened
410
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,326
you would expectmy mother's reaction
411
00:16:21,327 --> 00:16:23,084
to be a little like this...
412
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:24,879
You are such a brave man.
413
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,073
Oh, baby, thank you
for taking me to dinner
414
00:16:28,136 --> 00:16:30,441
and standing up
to those robbers.
415
00:16:31,042 --> 00:16:32,653
Oh, baby, I love you so much.
416
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,133
Instead, it wenta little something like this.
417
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:37,767
Are you crazy?
418
00:16:38,088 --> 00:16:40,795
What was you thinking arguing
with a masked gunman?!
419
00:16:40,796 --> 00:16:42,296
You could
have been killed!
420
00:16:42,299 --> 00:16:45,167
Do you think I got married
to raise three kids by myself?
421
00:16:45,549 --> 00:16:47,826
The next time somebody
tries to rob us...
422
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:48,976
get robbed!
423
00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,381
Let's go!
424
00:16:55,042 --> 00:16:56,793
Here's a coupon for a free meal
425
00:16:56,794 --> 00:16:58,600
if you decide
to come back again.
426
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,353
- Thanks, man.
- Julius!
427
00:17:00,917 --> 00:17:02,054
Take two.
428
00:17:02,098 --> 00:17:03,098
Good luck.
429
00:17:11,970 --> 00:17:13,422
What happened to your hair?
430
00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:15,935
Yvette says she was going to
teach me how to French braid.
431
00:17:16,296 --> 00:17:17,867
Does Yvette live with you?
432
00:17:17,941 --> 00:17:18,941
Yes. Why?
433
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,750
My mama said
if I have a baby
434
00:17:20,788 --> 00:17:21,954
before I get married,
435
00:17:22,245 --> 00:17:23,856
she says she's
putting me out
436
00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:25,942
because she ain't
raising no babies.
437
00:17:26,096 --> 00:17:28,147
- You like raising babies?
- No.
438
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:29,925
How come you
didn't put her out?
439
00:17:30,156 --> 00:17:31,156
How old are you?
440
00:17:31,609 --> 00:17:32,609
Nine.
441
00:17:34,664 --> 00:17:35,664
I'll get it!
442
00:17:38,368 --> 00:17:39,423
Your mother's here.
443
00:17:42,933 --> 00:17:44,782
Chris, this is the best game
I ever seen!
444
00:17:44,783 --> 00:17:46,005
You got to come watch!
445
00:17:49,706 --> 00:17:51,744
How come you didnt tell me
you were babysitting?
446
00:17:51,745 --> 00:17:53,094
Why are you in my business?
447
00:17:53,095 --> 00:17:55,249
You live in my house,
you don't have any business.
448
00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,798
I don't have to live at your house.
I'll move in with Mario.
449
00:17:57,799 --> 00:17:59,878
You think Mario's mother
wants to deal with you?
450
00:17:59,951 --> 00:18:00,951
You need a job.
451
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,953
Why do you think
I'm babysitting?
452
00:18:02,954 --> 00:18:04,176
You weren't even here.
453
00:18:04,204 --> 00:18:05,537
I was coming right back.
454
00:18:05,562 --> 00:18:07,231
Hey, hey!
That's enough.
455
00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:08,410
Excuse me?
456
00:18:08,448 --> 00:18:10,312
You got to leave
and take that baby with you.
457
00:18:10,313 --> 00:18:11,168
Fine!
458
00:18:11,169 --> 00:18:12,169
Not you, her.
459
00:18:12,973 --> 00:18:15,017
I don't know if
that's such a good idea.
460
00:18:15,018 --> 00:18:17,344
If my mom comes home
and finds out what happened,
461
00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,273
she's going to ask me
why I didn't tell her.
462
00:18:19,274 --> 00:18:21,480
And I'm going say
because my dad told me not to.
463
00:18:21,481 --> 00:18:23,126
And then she's going
to curse him out
464
00:18:23,127 --> 00:18:24,127
and kill me.
465
00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:27,218
When are you
coming home?
466
00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:29,364
As soon as his
mom and dad come back.
467
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,135
Are you still
going to teach me
468
00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:38,690
how to French braid
my hair?
469
00:18:38,691 --> 00:18:39,691
Yeah.
470
00:18:40,102 --> 00:18:42,244
Oh, Chris why don't you
go watch your game.
471
00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:44,539
Three, two, one!
472
00:18:45,439 --> 00:18:46,392
Oh, man!
473
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,690
That was a good game!
474
00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:55,294
So, everything
went okay?
475
00:18:55,295 --> 00:18:57,337
Oh, everything went so good.
We had so much fun.
476
00:18:57,401 --> 00:18:59,150
Oh, good!
They were really good.
477
00:18:59,151 --> 00:19:00,373
We should do it again.
478
00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:01,696
For sure!
You know what?
479
00:19:01,697 --> 00:19:03,863
Maybe we could go
to a movie next time.
480
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:06,551
I wanted this to bea good night for my parents.
481
00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:09,886
and I didn't want my father tothink I couldn't handle things.
482
00:19:09,887 --> 00:19:12,893
So, I decided to keepeverything that hapened...
483
00:19:12,894 --> 00:19:13,894
to myself.
484
00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:16,246
You know, Yvette,
are you free next Friday?
485
00:19:16,247 --> 00:19:17,302
No, no, no, no, no!
486
00:19:17,475 --> 00:19:18,911
She left us to go get a baby.
487
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:21,072
But then when she came back,
she burnt your chicken.
488
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,336
So then, this guy came
to the door asking for the baby.
489
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:25,290
He said his name was Mario
and he was the baby's father.
490
00:19:25,291 --> 00:19:26,750
So then when he left,
she came back,
491
00:19:26,789 --> 00:19:27,795
and the baby wasn't here.
492
00:19:27,796 --> 00:19:29,449
So then she went
too get ge baby back,
493
00:19:29,450 --> 00:19:31,898
her mother came the door
looking for her and the baby.
494
00:19:31,899 --> 00:19:33,552
So then they had a big fight
about where to live.
495
00:19:33,553 --> 00:19:34,752
She said she'd live
at Mario's house.
496
00:19:34,753 --> 00:19:35,503
Who is Mario?!
497
00:19:35,504 --> 00:19:37,721
So then when she came back, she
started braiding Tonya's hair.
498
00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:39,658
Drew got to watcthe game,
you guys came back.
499
00:19:39,659 --> 00:19:40,867
She's trying to make it
look like
500
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,199
everything was
all peachy and fine.
501
00:19:42,238 --> 00:19:43,066
It's not!
502
00:19:47,372 --> 00:19:49,872
I told you we should have
let Chris baby-sit.
503
00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:51,733
Girl, give me
my money back.
504
00:19:51,838 --> 00:19:53,282
I'm going to kick her ass.
505
00:19:53,850 --> 00:19:54,988
Hold my wig.
506
00:19:55,825 --> 00:19:57,680
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