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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,800 The toughest thing about going to a new school 2 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,100 was making friends. 3 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:11,500 At my old school, there were tons of kids just like me. 4 00:00:11,500 --> 00:00:14,400 But at Corleone, I didn't fit in anywhere. 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,000 Not with the jocks... 6 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,300 not with the smart kids... 7 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:21,300 not with the troublemakers... Hey, stop it! 8 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,200 ...and definitely not with the theater crowd. 9 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,500 Look at him dance. 10 00:00:28,500 --> 00:00:31,400 He went on to become the first Laker Boy. 11 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:35,700 The only group I fit in with were the nerds 12 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:37,300 Yeah! 13 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:39,600 Hey! 14 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:40,600 Give it back. 15 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,700 What'd he say that for? 16 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,600 Maybe theater isn't so bad. 17 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:19,600 Cfsmp3/Sixe/Birdyben for FOROM.COM 18 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:24,400 Man, I'm telling you. 19 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,900 Bernard King, when he gets hot, 20 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:29,100 he score 60, 70 points easy, I'm telling you. 21 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:30,600 Hey, man, check this out. 22 00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:31,600 What's that? 23 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:33,600 All right, well, it's a breakdown on who's got 24 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,000 a better front court-- the Knicks or the Lakers. 25 00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,800 Since me and Greg couldn't play sports, 26 00:01:38,800 --> 00:01:41,000 we talked about them all the time. 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:41,800 Front court? 28 00:01:41,800 --> 00:01:43,700 What's the difference who's in the front court 29 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,300 if Magic Johnson is in the back? 30 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,300 Good morning, gentlemen. 31 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,500 What was that? 32 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,900 We got a social studies quiz. 33 00:01:52,900 --> 00:01:54,900 How do you know? All she said was "good morning." 34 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:55,900 Trust me on this, man. 35 00:01:55,900 --> 00:01:57,700 The word is, she only speaks to the students 36 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,200 when she's giving them a pop quiz. 37 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,900 I got to warn the others so we can study. 38 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:06,600 Magic Johnson has the ball. 39 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,500 Three seconds on the clock. 40 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,100 Two... 41 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,000 And the crowd goes wild. 42 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:16,100 Hey kid! 43 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:17,900 Kid wait up. 44 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,000 What's your name? 45 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,000 Are you a student here? 46 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,500 Chris. I just transferd here. 47 00:02:22,700 --> 00:02:23,700 I'm Coach Brady. 48 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,000 Welcome to Corleone Junior High. 49 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:28,800 What I mean is, welcome to the basketball team. 50 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:29,800 The basketball team? 51 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,600 I didn't try out for the basketball team. 52 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,700 Son, after a shot like that, you don't have to. 53 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:36,500 All I did was throw away a piece of trash. 54 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:39,800 If a white kid had done that, he wouldt haven'ven noticed. 55 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:42,800 But 'cause I was black, here's what the coach saw. 56 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,500 ...gets the ball to Dr. J. 57 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:47,100 He goes inside... Unbelievable! 58 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:51,800 I know you probably play up at the courts in Harlem. 59 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:53,100 Uh, no, I'm from Bed-Stuy. 60 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:54,600 They're different? 61 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,900 Look, we were five and 20 last season, 62 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:58,100 but with you... 63 00:02:58,900 --> 00:03:01,500 I'm asking you, give my program a shot. 64 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:04,300 Give your program a shot? I can't play. 65 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:05,700 Yeah, right. 66 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,200 Look, kid, I'm not blind. 67 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:10,100 I tried to play basketball once. 68 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:14,500 But I sucked. 69 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:15,600 Ball! Ball! 70 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,600 Ball! 71 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,100 I sucked at every sport I tried. 72 00:03:21,100 --> 00:03:22,700 Baseball... 73 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,900 Football... 74 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:26,400 Like a fool, I even tried bowling. 75 00:03:28,300 --> 00:03:30,900 Look, son, I need you on this team. 76 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:32,600 What's your name again? 77 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:33,600 My name's Chris. 78 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,900 Swish. That's you. 79 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:37,600 Swish. 80 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,800 You can suit up on game day. 81 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:40,900 We're up against Delio. 82 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,100 Be at the gym at 3:30. 83 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,600 See you at the game, Swish. 84 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,000 When my mother wasn't working, 85 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,100 sometimes we would rent out a room upstairs 86 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:52,400 to make ends meet. 87 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:55,200 Are all of these children yours? 88 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,400 Um, six of them are. 89 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,300 But I don't know where these other kids came from. 90 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:00,900 Do y'all take food stamps? 91 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:03,400 Hey, hey. 92 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:05,700 - I'm tired of this. - We've been here 15 minutes, 93 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:06,800 and you already acting up... 94 00:04:06,900 --> 00:04:09,300 - Go comb your hair and brush your teeth. - Comb my hair? 95 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:11,400 - We don't got no daggone brushes. - Why don't you go 96 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,000 wait in the car? Go wait in the car. 97 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,800 We ain't got no car. We took the bus. 98 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,700 Y'all take food stamps? 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,600 So, you work at the church? 100 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,100 Yes! 101 00:04:23,700 --> 00:04:24,700 ♪ Yes, I do! ♪ 102 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,400 ♪ And I just need a place, ha ♪ 103 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 ♪ To lay my weary head, huh ♪ 104 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,400 ♪ Not trying to pay more ♪ 105 00:04:32,900 --> 00:04:35,400 ♪ Than $300 a month, ha ♪ 106 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:38,000 ♪ And all I need to know, ha ♪ 107 00:04:38,700 --> 00:04:39,700 ♪ Do you take ♪ 108 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:42,000 ♪ Food stamps? ♪ 109 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:50,800 Hey, 110 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:52,700 you know if that apartment's still for rent? 111 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:53,900 Oh, yeah, it's my place. 112 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:55,400 I'm Julius. 113 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:57,000 - Tate. - Hey, nice to meet you. 114 00:04:57,300 --> 00:04:58,400 It's clean, and it's nice. 115 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,400 How much you asking? 116 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,300 450. 117 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,500 450? I can only pay four months advance. 118 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,800 Four months?! 119 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,300 All right, six, but that's it. 120 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,400 With six months in advance rent, 121 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:10,300 he could have shot my father in the ass 122 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:11,800 and still got the room. 123 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,400 Have you ate yet? There you go. 124 00:05:14,600 --> 00:05:15,900 Come on up here, huh? 125 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:17,200 Watch out. 126 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:20,600 All right, so, we're all getting together today 127 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:22,900 during lunch, and we're l gonna stay for the... 128 00:05:24,100 --> 00:05:25,100 You're Chris, right? 129 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,700 Yeah. 130 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,200 Yeah. I'm Ernie D. 131 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:29,400 This is the team. 132 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:32,500 Hey, uh, let's go grab some food. 133 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:33,700 Go on, man. 134 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:34,700 Come on. 135 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,400 Food. All right, all right... 136 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:40,500 Bird's got the range, 137 00:05:40,500 --> 00:05:42,900 but Magic scored 42 points as a center. 138 00:05:43,200 --> 00:05:45,300 Man, Bird shoots the lights out every night. 139 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:46,200 I'm telling you, 140 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,000 I think the Knicks might make it this year. 141 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,200 A boy can dream. 142 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Hey, 143 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:51,900 you must be Chris. 144 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:53,200 I'm Jennifer. 145 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:56,600 At that moment, I discovered one of life's great secrets. 146 00:05:56,600 --> 00:06:00,100 Black guy plus basketball equals white girl. 147 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,000 Now, here's what would have happened 148 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:03,500 if I wasn't on the basketball team. 149 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,400 Oh, stop it. 150 00:06:05,900 --> 00:06:08,000 That sucks. Oh, my ribs. 151 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,900 Hey, Chris, you want to study for the quiz? 152 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,600 Man, does it look like I want to study? 153 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:16,900 Look at me, man. I'm killing. 154 00:06:16,900 --> 00:06:18,200 I'm two feet from a girl! 155 00:06:19,700 --> 00:06:22,100 Yeah, like I was saying, Bernard King 156 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:23,800 he was incredible last night. 157 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:24,900 Hey, Chris. 158 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:28,100 That was the first time Caruso ever said my name. 159 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:29,700 Good luck with the game tomorrow. 160 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:32,000 Good luck finding an ax to go with that shirt. 161 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,600 Being on the basketball team was gonna be all right. 162 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:41,100 As long as I didn't have to play. 163 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:43,400 Now, even though my father was the man of the house, 164 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,000 he wasn't supposed to make decisions 165 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:46,000 without my mother. 166 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,200 You rented it to who? 167 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,300 His me is Tate. 168 00:06:48,900 --> 00:06:51,000 Now, is that his first name, or his last name? 169 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:52,400 Did you get any references? 170 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:53,600 Yeah. 171 00:06:53,700 --> 00:06:55,300 Hamilton, Grant and Lincoln. 172 00:06:58,100 --> 00:06:59,100 Yeah 173 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,100 Hello? 174 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:01,200 Hello? 175 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:03,700 Rochelle, 176 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:05,700 this is Mr. Tate. 177 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:08,700 So, my husband tells me you're from Chicago. 178 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:12,200 That look means "Hey, shut up! 179 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,300 I know what I'm doing." 180 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,200 No, no, I'm from Philly. 181 00:07:15,700 --> 00:07:16,700 Philly? 182 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:18,700 I love Philly. 183 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:20,100 It's all right. 184 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,200 Okay, well, it's, um... nice to meet you. 185 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,700 Uh, if you need anything, you let us know. 186 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:33,900 Thank you, thank you very much. 187 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:42,200 That man is not from Philly. 188 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,100 People from Philly don't shut up about Philly. 189 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,500 All they want to talk about 190 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,100 is cheese steaks and Bill Cosby 191 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:49,600 and Patti LaBelle. Mm-hmm. 192 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,700 Who you know from Philly 193 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,300 don't want to talk about Patti LaBelle? 194 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:54,000 "Patti LaBelle this, Patti LaBelle that." 195 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,400 That man could be a serial killer 196 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,200 on the run from the law for all we know. 197 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,200 Ye, you're right. 198 00:07:58,400 --> 00:07:59,400 Julius! 199 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:01,500 Rochelle, everything I need to know about this man 200 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:03,400 for the next six months is right here. 201 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,300 Well, I got a bad feeling about this. 202 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Feel on! 203 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:13,700 Now hold up, hold up. 204 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,800 Books under the desk, eyes straight forward. 205 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,200 We're having a pop quiz. 206 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,100 Yes, I knew it. 207 00:08:26,900 --> 00:08:27,900 Good luck, Swish! 208 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,200 No talking. 209 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:50,800 Julius, go up there and see what that man is doing. 210 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,300 Why don't you leave that man alone? 211 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,400 I'm just trying to lay down for a few minutes 212 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,600 before I go back to work. 213 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,700 Look, if I'm not getting any sleep, 214 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,100 you're not getting any sleep. 215 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:01,300 Now, that was mean. 216 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,500 Taking sleep from my father 217 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:05,300 was like taking ignorance from a rapper. 218 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:16,900 Yeah? 219 00:09:16,900 --> 00:09:18,000 It's Julius. 220 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,400 Hey, Mr. Julius, how you doing? 221 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:27,400 Hey... um... 222 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:32,500 my-my wife said she heard sounds and it's keeping her up. 223 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:33,800 Sounds? 224 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:35,300 I didn't hear anything. 225 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,500 Look... I, um... 226 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:45,800 You know what? 227 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,600 If-if you hear something, just let me know. 228 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:49,800 Will do, Mr. Julius. 229 00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:56,300 So what's he doing? 230 00:09:57,300 --> 00:09:59,100 Nothing. Go to sleep. 231 00:10:02,500 --> 00:10:04,800 Did you put latches on the door upstairs? 232 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,700 No, why? 233 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:11,900 Oh, nothing. 234 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,300 Listen, I need a favor. 235 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,600 Uh-huh? 236 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:24,900 I got on the basketball team, 237 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:27,100 and I need to learn how to play by tomorrow. 238 00:10:27,300 --> 00:10:28,300 The basketball team? 239 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:29,900 Man, are you crazy? 240 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,600 You know you don't know how to play. 241 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:32,400 Didn't I say that? 242 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,300 I just need to know enough to look like I know something. 243 00:10:35,300 --> 00:10:36,400 You know how to faint? 244 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:38,000 You mean, like, fake somebody out? 245 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,500 No, I mean, like, fall down 246 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,900 on the ground so you won't have to play. 247 00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,200 Okay, thank you so much for calling, Ms. Martella. 248 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,700 I really appreciate it. 249 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,300 All right, then. Bye-bye. 250 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:56,500 Chris! 251 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:00,800 How come you didn't tell me you failed a quiz? 252 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,900 You failed a quiz? 253 00:11:01,900 --> 00:11:03,700 Oh, no, no, it gets better than that. 254 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:04,900 Since he failed that quiz, 255 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,300 he can't play in a basketball game tomorrow. 256 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,600 Thank the Lord! 257 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:10,400 You're on the basketball team? 258 00:11:10,400 --> 00:11:11,900 You can't play basketball. 259 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:13,700 I tried to tell him that... 260 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,700 Great! 261 00:11:14,700 --> 00:11:17,500 It always killed my father that I was no good at sports. 262 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:19,000 But he would never tell me that. 263 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,000 My man! 264 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:23,900 It always killed me that you were no good at sports. 265 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:26,800 I'm sorry I flunked off the team, Dad. 266 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,600 You're not off the team yet. 267 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:29,600 What? 268 00:11:29,700 --> 00:11:30,800 Lucky for you, 269 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,500 your coach got you a make-up quiz. 270 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Damn! 271 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,700 That's what I'm talking about. 272 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:38,000 So, after dinner, go upstairs and study. 273 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:39,800 Because if you don't pass that quiz, 274 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,600 I'm going to score 40 on your behind. 275 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:44,000 ♪ Everybody hates Chris. ♪ 276 00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:54,700 Hey. 277 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,200 Oh, hi, Swish. 278 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:57,800 Good luck with the game. 279 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,100 Hey, hey, wait. 280 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 I wasn't trying to blow you off the other day. 281 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:09,900 Then why did you? 282 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,900 It was just that... 283 00:12:10,900 --> 00:12:12,000 It's just I'm not cool? 284 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,800 I liked hanging out with Greg, 285 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,800 but a life without daily ass-whuppings 286 00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,500 does have its appeal. 287 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,200 No, it's not like that. 288 00:12:19,700 --> 00:12:20,700 It's just... 289 00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,900 it's kind of good to get a break. 290 00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:25,300 All right. 291 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:26,600 I mean, I can't blame you. 292 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,200 If I were you I'd probably do the same thing. 293 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,600 Hey, I think I aced the quiz. 294 00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:32,400 I know I failed it. 295 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,400 Wait, but doesn't that mean you can't play ball? 296 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,400 I wish. 297 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:38,400 Coach Brady found out and he got me a make-up. 298 00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:40,700 My mom made me study all night. 299 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,100 And if I don't pass, she will kill me. 300 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:45,700 But if you do play everybody's going to hate you. 301 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000 Not everybody. 302 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,100 Just everybody on the team... 303 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:51,300 everybody who likes the team 304 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,300 and everybody else. 305 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:03,600 All done. 306 00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,500 I decided to fail the test on purpose. 307 00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:10,500 Whatever my mother might do to me, 308 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,000 at least it wasn't 400 of her. You passed. 309 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,000 What?! 310 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,600 Hold on, let me see this. 311 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,700 Every answer on this paper is wrong. 312 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:20,400 You are on the basketball team, right? 313 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Yeah, but what does that have to do with anything? 314 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,800 Good luck at the game, Swish. 315 00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:25,500 Another life secret-- 316 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,700 black man plus basketball equals a C-plus. 317 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:37,800 I passed. 318 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,100 Way to go, baby! Way to go! 319 00:13:41,600 --> 00:13:42,700 Swish, Swish, Swish... 320 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,300 I bet this is how Milli Vanilli must have felt 321 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,500 when they were walking up to accept their Grammy. 322 00:13:52,300 --> 00:13:53,300 Miss Rochelle? 323 00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,600 I didn't mean to bother you, 324 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,200 but can I borrow some Scotch tape 325 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,300 and some ten-pound test fishing line? 326 00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:03,700 Fishing line? 327 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Ten-pound test. 328 00:14:06,700 --> 00:14:08,800 We don't have any fishing line, Mr. Tate. 329 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:11,100 Maybe your husband does. 330 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,500 Well, maybe I'll ask him when he gets home. 331 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:14,900 Thank you, ma'am. 332 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,300 I'll come back down. 333 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,100 That man is not from Philly. 334 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:28,400 Swish. 335 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,100 I want to run you through a couple plays. 336 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,200 Basically, 337 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,700 here's you with the ball, and here's the rest of the guys 338 00:14:34,700 --> 00:14:35,900 getting out of your way. 339 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,900 You got it? 340 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:38,200 Yeah, I got it. 341 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,900 Great. I'll see you out there. 342 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,300 ♪ Sweet dreams are made of this ♪ 343 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,300 ♪ Who am I to disagre? ♪ 344 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:54,100 ♪ I travel the world and the seven seas ♪ 345 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:58,200 ♪ Everybody's looking for something ♪ 346 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,600 ♪ Some of them want to use you ♪ 347 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,800 ♪ Some of them want to get used by you ♪ 348 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:09,200 ♪ Some of them want to abuse you ♪ 349 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:13,900 ♪ Some of them want to be abused. ♪ 350 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,800 Swish, Swish, Swish, 351 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,300 Swish, Swish, Swish... 352 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:19,700 You hear those people? 353 00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,200 They believe in me. 354 00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,200 And if they believed in me, 355 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,500 then I was going to believe in myself. 356 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,000 Come on, Chris! 357 00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:06,800 I thought you said you were from Harlem. 358 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,100 Sorry about the game, man. 359 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:12,500 You should have fainted like I told you. 360 00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:14,900 Who's that white girl who kept screaming at you? 361 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,100 Nobody. 362 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,900 I'm sorry, baby. 363 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,400 At that time I didn't know what I was going to be 364 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,600 when I grew up, 365 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,200 but I knew I wasn't going to be a basketball player. 366 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,100 Well, it's okay. 367 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,200 At least I passed my social studies quiz. 368 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,300 What's that? 369 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:40,700 Nothing. 370 00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:42,600 Anybody want some Kool-Aid? 371 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:49,000 Julius, I thought something was wrong 372 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,700 the minute I laid eyes on that man, and now I know it. 373 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:53,400 I want him out of my house. 374 00:16:58,900 --> 00:16:59,900 Yes? 375 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:01,000 It's me-- Julius. 376 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,700 Yes, Mr. Julius. 377 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,500 We need to come in. 378 00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:06,100 Now? 379 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,200 Yes, now. 380 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Who's that? 381 00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,100 Rochelle, your landlord. 382 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,500 Yes, Miss Rochelle. 383 00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,900 I'm sorry. 384 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800 What is going...? 385 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,300 Look, I don't know who you are or what you're doing, 386 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:36,000 but you got to go. 387 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:38,700 You're kicking me out? 388 00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,200 I'm sorry. It's... 389 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,400 it's not going to work out. 390 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,700 I gave you six months rent. 391 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:45,300 I know. 392 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,300 You've been here three days. 393 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:52,300 You don't know how much that's killing him right now. 394 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:54,500 I'm crying just looking at him. 395 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,900 That's 450... divided by 30... 396 00:17:57,900 --> 00:17:59,800 - 15... - Julius, you counted it ten times. 397 00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,300 Look, you got to get your spooky ass out of here. 398 00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:04,400 Come on, Julius. 399 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:05,600 I'm sorry... 400 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,800 Julius! 401 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,600 I'll be back for my change. 402 00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:11,800 Philly, my ass. 403 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:12,800 $400... 404 00:18:14,300 --> 00:18:15,400 Shh. 405 00:18:16,900 --> 00:18:19,100 We're going up the stairs. Let's go. 406 00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,600 On my signal. Go! 407 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,100 Move, move, move! 408 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,600 Turns out my mother was right. 409 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,400 Mr. Tate wasn't from Philly. 410 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:30,000 He was wanted in so many states for so many crimes 411 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:33,400 that when they caught him they had to let 30 guys go. 412 00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,100 What's that? 413 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:40,900 Nothing. 414 00:18:40,900 --> 00:18:42,500 That's just Mr. Tate leaving. 415 00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,100 Hmm. 416 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,500 Wait a minute. Where's my Kool-Aid? 417 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,500 Nice game, Raj. 418 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,700 The one chance you have to make yourself useful 419 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:10,700 and you blew it. 420 00:19:11,900 --> 00:19:13,900 I'd punch you if you didn't stink so bad. 421 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,200 Hey... 422 00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:38,400 Go for the yellow. 423 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,400 The yellow? Yeah. 424 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:42,800 Hey, how come you didn't come to the game? 425 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,500 I felt bad not being there, 426 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,200 but I would have felt worse 427 00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:48,700 seeing you miss all those shots, 428 00:19:48,700 --> 00:19:51,000 trip over the ball and pass to the other team. 429 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,200 You sure you weren't there? 430 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,600 The good thing about hanging out with nerds was 431 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,500 they were happy to hang out with anybody. 432 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,500 B-plus. Cool. 433 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:08,900 Wait a second. I thought I had a C-plus. 434 00:20:08,900 --> 00:20:10,500 I thought you were on the team. 435 00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:14,600 Cfsmp3/Sixe/Birdyben FOROM.COM 436 00:20:14,650 --> 00:20:19,200 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 30359