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Take care of your brothers, okay?
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- Yes, sir.
- Bye.
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Bring me back something.
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Okay.
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Hands on heads.
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("Thunderstruck" by AC/DC playing)
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Pete: Check out these pictures.
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These are my brothers.
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Real nice guys.
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I love that you're opening up to me,
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but I'm freaking out here!
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Relax, bro, I got this.
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Yeah, we're being shot at real
bad. We'd love some backup.
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Man (Over radio): Negative.
Command can't access your info,
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'cause the system's down.
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You're telling me we're screwed
because your computer crashed?
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- Say again?
- Idiots.
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Hey, any of you fellas got a PC?
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That was dumb.
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* Thunderstruck *
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* Thunderstruck *
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All right, which one of
you idiots denied my backup?
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Oh, shoot, you're old.
Like Larry King in camo.
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- I can't punch Larry King.
- I'm also a colonel.
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You signed on to get shot at,
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so get out of my face, candy-ass.
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Huh. Maybe I can punch Larry King.
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* Thunderstruck *
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(exhales)
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Suddenly, I'm thinking consequences.
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* Yeah, yeah, thunderstruck *
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Officer: Way to go, dumb-ass.
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You lost a rank and got booted stateside,
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some rear detachment unit in Florida.
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Rear D?
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Those guys aren't even real soldiers.
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All they do is wash tanks and mow lawns.
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My brothers are in Rear D.
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Wait a second. Florida?
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Oh, hell, no.
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(Excited murmuring)
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This is so stupid.
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We look like a couple of groupies
at a One Direction concert.
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Thank God I talked you out of flowers.
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- You didn't.
- I got him some carnations.
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They're man flowers.
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There's no such thing as man flowers.
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- Yeah, there are.
- Is that glitter?
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Yeah, he just got back from war,
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so yeah, it's glitter.
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Hold this.
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- Wow. Hey, brother.
- Hey, Randy.
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What's up, less handsome brother?
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How's Uncle Sam's favorite nephew?
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Oh, cool, you're still a dick.
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- Here we go, boys.
- Randy, stop.
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- You know I hate that.
- No, no.
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Hand-head is how we've said
"I love you" since we were kids,
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so give me this, because we
haven't been together in a year
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and I'm happy Pete didn't get blown up.
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Well, I almost got blown up.
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But you were never scared, right?
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I mean, I was scared for you,
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but I'd think about you not being scared,
and then I wouldn't be so scared anymore.
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- There's been a lot of this.
- Okay. Randy?
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- Uh-huh?
- People were shooting
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at me every day. Of course I was scared.
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- (Grunts)
- I shouldn't have said that.
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Now I have to reevaluate how I felt.
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Yeah, I'm actually getting
really scared again.
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No, no, you can't retroactively be scared.
The human body doesn't work that way.
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Mine does, okay? It's coming in a wave.
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I've literally been home a minute,
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I already broke Randy. Come
here, buddy. Here you go.
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- (Sighs) Hand-head.
- Yeah.
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Upswing. Thanks, Pete.
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- Feel better?
- So much better.
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Yeah. I got him.
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- Oh, you don't want some of this?
- Nope.
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Oh, come here, man.
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S01E01
Pilot
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I served with your father for half my life.
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When he died, I swore I'd look
after you and your brothers.
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Aw... Don't "aw," damn it!
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You were the only Hill
brother that wasn't a screw up.
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Derrick's got no respect,
hates being a soldier.
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Where's my motorcycle, boy?!
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Come on, where could I hide
a bright yellow motorcycle?
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It was in the tree.
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Cody: And Randy loves
being a soldier.
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I can aim by sight alone.
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Cody: Which is too bad.
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Boo-ya!
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Do I have to pay for that?
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When do you get to the part
about them being screw ups?
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Shut up.
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I didn't lose a foot in a land
mine to hear you talk junk.
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Have we ever talked without
you bringing up your fake foot?
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When your foot gets blown off, you
can bring it up whenever you like.
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You get it's weird it's a white guy's foot.
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My size only comes in white.
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Okay, I can't be stuck in Rear D.
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It's for the guys who can't cut it.
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- I'm in Rear D.
- Let me back up.
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Rear D maintains the base and supports
the families of deployed soldiers.
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- It's an important job.
- Totally agree.
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- Now, how do I get out of it?
- You don't.
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I'm being wasted here! This is insane!
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How did it go from him yelling
at me? I'm yelling at him.
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This is me we're talking about, all right?
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3.5 million taxpayer dollars
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went into training the
specimen you see before you.
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(Laughs) Specimen?
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In Afghanistan, I led over
100 raids on insurgent camps.
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I caught a grenade and
threw it back at the guy.
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You want to know who killed Bin Laden?
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Okay, it wasn't me, but it
was a guy very much like me.
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This is a little bell I ring
when someone's being a total ass.
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- I'm just trying to make a point.
- Oh, I get your point.
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You're Bruce Willis in Die Hard.
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Van Damme in Expendables 2.
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Is that really the Van Damme
movie you're gonna go with?
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You got Timecop, Kickboxer...
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Your mission is here.
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You got war games coming
up with an Italian platoon.
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- That is more like it.
- More important,
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you gotta find this dog ASAP.
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That is way less like it. Come on.
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Name's Bogie.
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Belongs to one of the families on the base.
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And this... (Toy squeaks)
Is his favorite toy.
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Come on, Pete, we're giving
you a tour of the base!
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Stop banging on the window, idiot.
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Come on, I'm gonna show you where we eat.
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Do you ever not shout?
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Can I please go back to war?
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* Ay, me gusta that booty... *
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Pete: This is the opposite
of an army commercial.
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Yeah, son!
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I don't know why I said that so excited,
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but it's pretty cool
we're here together, right?
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Uh, that's a complicated answer, buddy.
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Yeah. I too am thrilled, Pete.
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I mean, to think just
yesterday I was washing a tank
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without getting your take on it.
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Dude, the only thing that
stinks is that we never get
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to drive these babies.
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Someday.
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I doubt it.
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That should've been bolted on.
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* Me gusta that booty... *
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(Music stops)
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Private Sanchez.
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You too busy listening to awful music
to fix your Humvee, like I asked?
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How many push-ups should he do, guys?
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- (Shouting numbers) 25?
- Do we have 50? A hundie?
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How about 1,000?
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What...? 1,000?
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Well, that's just insane.
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150, and thank you for getting
"Me gusta that booty" stuck in my head.
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All right, go. Hi there.
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- I am sergeant Perez.
- Well, hello there.
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I know it seems like she's being nice,
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but she hates us and she's
about to say something mean.
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No. I head up the other Rear D unit here...
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The one not full of
rejects and mental patients.
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- Spot on, sergeant.
- So mean, man.
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- Yeah. Yeah, mean.
- Very well done.
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Look, if Cody wants you three
idiots here, it's fine with me.
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Just keep your unit out of my unit's way.
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(Snickers) "Unit."
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See, my platoon is full of
bright, dedicated soldiers.
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I'll put my privates up against
your privates any old day.
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(Snickers) Seriously?
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That was my fault. I'm sorry.
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I'm not a huge fan of double entendres,
but this has been a fun exchange.
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Point is, I'm a dedicated soldier.
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- Got a little chip on your shoulder, huh?
- Uh, it's actually in my shoulder.
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It's from a grenade... hurts when it rains.
Also when I move my arm in any direction.
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Ah...
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Wow. Well...
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I think there's something here.
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- I'm feeling it.
- There's not.
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Sanchez, you can have a little music.
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- Here you go.
- Boy, that never happens.
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That's never happened as far as I know.
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Let's go meet your platoon, huh?
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These guys?
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(Chanting): Bradley! Cooper!
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Bradley! Cooper!
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Did he say "Bradley Cooper"?
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I don't want to kill Bradley Cooper.
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It's just a rhythm thing.
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(Chanting): Bradley! Cooper!
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Bradley! Cooper!
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Yah!
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(Screams)
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Bradley Cooper! Bradley Cooper!
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What is he... What are you doing?
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Bradley Cooper, Bradley Cooper...
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He's actually gotten much better.
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(Roaring)
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Do I have to pay for that?
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I am so screwed.
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I've killed Bradley Cooper.
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Good morning. I'm Sergeant Hill.
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Yeah! Pete Hill in the house!
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Stop being his hype man.
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He just got back from war,
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and he's nervous.
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In Afghanistan, I led over
100 raids on insurgent camps.
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If anyone can make you
real soldiers, it's me.
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Now, to start with, this unit
doesn't even have a motto.
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A motto embodies the
spirit of the unit...
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Ooh, how about, "give me back
those CDs you borrowed, Brian."
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- That's not a motto.
- But it does need to be said.
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Let's talk about your appearance.
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Now, we've got a weight issue
in this general area here.
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- We do.
- Yeah, we do!
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Stop.
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Stop that. What's your name?
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- Corporal George Chubowski.
- Chubowski?
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Wow. Okay, you can't change.
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It'd be weird if you weren't big.
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No one likes an ironic name!
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For the love of all things
holy, shut up, Randy!
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Inside voice, boo-boo.
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Listen up!
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Our mission is to find a dog.
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But we can skip that, unless
that dog has been trained
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by the Taliban at a doggie madrasa.
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- (Pete chuckles)
- Hmm?
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It's an arabic learning institution.
You know what? Never mind.
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What we're gonna do instead
is focus on war games,
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which is way cooler than looking for a dog.
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Now, let's go find a great
soldier inside of each one of you.
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- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: Seven!
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- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: Eight!
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- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: One!
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I don't even know what that is.
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- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: Three!
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- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: Four!
250
00:08:58,482 --> 00:09:00,638
- Perez: One, two, three.
- Soldiers: Five!
251
00:09:00,639 --> 00:09:02,317
- Perez: One, two, three!
- Soldiers: Six!
252
00:09:02,318 --> 00:09:04,296
(Whimpers)
253
00:09:04,654 --> 00:09:06,126
(Screaming)
254
00:09:06,127 --> 00:09:07,895
Why you throwing elbows, Cindy?!
255
00:09:07,896 --> 00:09:09,992
- I'm going through a divorce!
- (Coughing)
256
00:09:09,993 --> 00:09:11,060
(Grunting) Let's go!
257
00:09:11,061 --> 00:09:12,661
I don't need your help!
258
00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:14,829
(Grunts)
259
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:16,231
Your back's like memory foam!
260
00:09:16,232 --> 00:09:18,467
Your hand's inside of me.
261
00:09:18,468 --> 00:09:19,934
Dear God.
262
00:09:21,738 --> 00:09:23,772
(Grunting)
263
00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:24,873
How does that even happen?
264
00:09:24,874 --> 00:09:26,608
Actually, this is the furthest I've gotten.
265
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:27,773
Of course it is.
266
00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,316
A little help.
267
00:09:31,317 --> 00:09:34,415
So it turns out there was not a great
soldier inside of each of you.
268
00:09:34,416 --> 00:09:36,474
Except for Park, who I'm now afraid of.
269
00:09:36,475 --> 00:09:37,152
Thank you.
270
00:09:37,153 --> 00:09:40,155
'Sup, grunts? You Pete?
271
00:09:40,156 --> 00:09:42,523
I'm Sergeant Hill. Oh...
I don't have to do that.
272
00:09:42,524 --> 00:09:46,481
That's Wallace. He's a civilian contractor
from the Washington, District of Columbia.
273
00:09:46,482 --> 00:09:48,059
- You don't have to say the whole thing.
- I do, out of respect.
274
00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:48,904
DC, Randy.
275
00:09:48,905 --> 00:09:51,031
I manage the big money
operations around here, brah.
276
00:09:51,032 --> 00:09:52,528
I coord, I liase.
277
00:09:52,529 --> 00:09:55,103
Wow. I've never disliked
somebody so quickly before.
278
00:09:55,104 --> 00:09:56,836
- It's exhilarating.
- It's Columbia.
279
00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:59,072
- I hate him more than you.
- I also set up the war games, and the...
280
00:09:59,073 --> 00:10:01,275
The Italians, they don't like losing.
281
00:10:11,085 --> 00:10:12,419
Those guys are stunning.
282
00:10:12,420 --> 00:10:14,554
- Hi! Hey. - How you doing?
- I love you.
283
00:10:14,555 --> 00:10:15,815
Later, goon platoon.
284
00:10:18,426 --> 00:10:22,028
I am not gonna lose to that douche
and those hairless bastards.
285
00:10:22,029 --> 00:10:23,596
Great speech, patton.
286
00:10:23,597 --> 00:10:25,465
You just got yourself an hour
looking for the dog.
287
00:10:25,466 --> 00:10:28,635
What? You said that was a stupid
idea, and for once I agreed with you.
288
00:10:28,636 --> 00:10:29,427
Two hours.
289
00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:32,706
- Dobkiss! Stop poking him with a stick.
- Why?
290
00:10:34,342 --> 00:10:36,008
Randy: Yeah! First beertogether in a year!
291
00:10:36,009 --> 00:10:37,346
So, did you find Bogie?
292
00:10:37,347 --> 00:10:39,526
No, I didn't, but I found
a basset hound named Reggie.
293
00:10:39,527 --> 00:10:41,909
- We solved some crimes together.
- Are you serious?
294
00:10:41,910 --> 00:10:43,927
No. Look, you can be our
boss during the day, okay?
295
00:10:43,928 --> 00:10:46,894
But at night, let's just be three
brothers having a drink. Please?
296
00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:49,174
Randy: That reminds me, we went
to medieval times for my birthday.
297
00:10:49,175 --> 00:10:50,188
It was so badass.
298
00:10:50,189 --> 00:10:51,923
- It was so embarrassing, but still...
- Cheers to it. No, it wasn't.
299
00:10:51,924 --> 00:10:53,959
We would've told you about
it if you'd ever contacted us.
300
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,361
I remember his birthday.
301
00:10:55,362 --> 00:10:56,695
- I was in Afghanistan.
- Oh, where?
302
00:10:56,696 --> 00:10:58,797
Afghanistan? Am I... am I saying it right?
303
00:10:58,798 --> 00:11:01,299
- Yeah, that's right.
- Anyway, this IED blew up a bad guy.
304
00:11:01,300 --> 00:11:03,469
His socks were hanging
on the telephone wire.
305
00:11:03,470 --> 00:11:04,470
(Grunts)
306
00:11:04,471 --> 00:11:05,738
Blown clean off.
307
00:11:05,739 --> 00:11:07,172
Randy: Oh, boy.
308
00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:09,274
Here comes the wave again, guys.
309
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,675
Sorry to ruin our first...
310
00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:12,210
Upswing. Okay.
311
00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:14,545
- Oh, hand-head...
- All right, well, this isn't weird.
312
00:11:14,546 --> 00:11:17,197
I'm gonna go watch, uh,
The Hurt Locker to cheer myself up.
313
00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:18,684
I gotta go, too.
314
00:11:18,685 --> 00:11:19,851
Booty calls.
315
00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:21,286
It's a play on "duty calls,"
316
00:11:21,287 --> 00:11:23,221
- but with "Booty".
- Yeah, Randy, I got it. Yeah.
317
00:11:23,222 --> 00:11:24,989
You got it? I knew you'd get that.
318
00:11:32,598 --> 00:11:34,799
Perez (Clears throat):
Doesn't mean anything.
319
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,401
This is the only open seat, so...
320
00:11:36,402 --> 00:11:37,869
You sure you don't want
to go sit with them?
321
00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:39,604
How much to drink all
the wax in this candle?
322
00:11:39,605 --> 00:11:41,471
Yes, I have ten dollars on that.
323
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:42,706
I'm good.
324
00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,641
Look, I, um... I'm sorry...
325
00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:46,010
About earlier.
326
00:11:46,011 --> 00:11:48,178
It's just that I worked really hard to get
327
00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:51,115
to a position that was basically
handed to you as a consolation prize.
328
00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:52,482
Got a little chip on your shoulder, huh?
329
00:11:52,483 --> 00:11:54,318
- Yes.
- Big old nacho chip.
330
00:11:54,319 --> 00:11:57,695
- Wh-what now?
- Wow, I shouldn't have said that.
331
00:11:57,696 --> 00:11:58,766
It's not because you're hispanic.
332
00:11:58,767 --> 00:12:01,057
I-I thought it was gonna be funny,
but it just came out hateful.
333
00:12:01,058 --> 00:12:02,058
- Want to keep... keep going?
- Stop talking.
334
00:12:02,059 --> 00:12:04,127
- I'll wait.
- I don't belong here.
335
00:12:04,128 --> 00:12:06,262
You want to know why I keep doing it?
336
00:12:06,763 --> 00:12:08,338
Because I love being a soldier.
337
00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,535
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
338
00:12:11,536 --> 00:12:14,770
Derrick: All right, I got 30 shots
of the worst Tequila in the house.
339
00:12:14,771 --> 00:12:15,805
Who's with me?
340
00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:17,340
Oh! Hey!
341
00:12:17,341 --> 00:12:19,442
Chill with the drinking.
You got to be up at 6:00 A.M.
342
00:12:19,443 --> 00:12:22,111
Oh, my God, stop acting
like my boss all the time.
343
00:12:22,112 --> 00:12:23,679
Hey, Randy, can you believe him?
344
00:12:25,515 --> 00:12:28,475
Randy can't believe you.
Hey, I-I got an idea. Listen.
345
00:12:28,476 --> 00:12:30,118
Let's run the flag, all
right? Every time my brother's
346
00:12:30,119 --> 00:12:31,253
a huge buzz kill, let's do a shot.
347
00:12:31,254 --> 00:12:33,956
- I'm just being an adult.
- Red, halt!
348
00:12:33,957 --> 00:12:35,621
- You're gonna regret this.
- White!
349
00:12:36,125 --> 00:12:38,861
I could drink you all under the
table. I am just choosing not to!
350
00:12:38,862 --> 00:12:40,863
Blue!
351
00:12:40,864 --> 00:12:42,531
(All yelling)
352
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:45,738
This is the face of a
proud American soldier.
353
00:12:46,173 --> 00:12:48,370
Come on, guys! We got to get serious.
354
00:12:48,371 --> 00:12:50,105
If you're gonna be a bear, be a what?
355
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:52,441
- Ooh, a panda bear.
- No, you're supposed to say grizzly.
356
00:12:52,442 --> 00:12:53,842
Pandas are very powerful.
357
00:12:53,843 --> 00:12:55,410
They can tear apart
bamboo with their teeth.
358
00:12:55,411 --> 00:12:57,312
The point is be the strongest bear.
359
00:12:57,313 --> 00:12:59,247
With all due respect,
pandas are very powerful.
360
00:12:59,248 --> 00:13:01,383
They can tear apart
bamboo with their teeth.
361
00:13:01,384 --> 00:13:03,485
Right, I get that.
Panda's my spirit animal.
362
00:13:03,486 --> 00:13:05,086
- Does it have to be a bear?
- Can it be a kitty?
363
00:13:05,087 --> 00:13:06,688
It should be a scorpion with two tails.
364
00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:08,623
- What about three tails?
- That's stupid.
365
00:13:08,624 --> 00:13:10,725
Oh, God. Hey!
366
00:13:10,726 --> 00:13:12,827
- Where the hell are you going?
- To bed. I'm hungover.
367
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:13,761
Get back in line, soldier!
368
00:13:13,762 --> 00:13:15,162
This isn't Afghanistan.
369
00:13:15,163 --> 00:13:17,390
We're in Florida, okay? This is Rear D.
370
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:18,299
We suck.
371
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,879
Hey, guys, that could be our motto.
372
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,803
- All: We suck! Hooah!
- Bradley Cooper!
373
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:23,904
Not now, Cindy! That was very good though.
374
00:13:23,905 --> 00:13:25,739
Guys, let's just knock
off the negativity, please!
375
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,074
Even if we do suck.
376
00:13:27,075 --> 00:13:28,342
And, Derrick, support your brother.
377
00:13:28,343 --> 00:13:31,778
Why? Look, he's just here to get his
stripe back so he can leave again.
378
00:13:31,779 --> 00:13:32,913
Maybe I am!
379
00:13:32,914 --> 00:13:34,348
Because maybe I'm better than this.
380
00:13:34,349 --> 00:13:36,950
What, I should just stick around
turn into a drunk with no future?
381
00:13:36,951 --> 00:13:38,218
Now you knock off the negativity.
382
00:13:38,219 --> 00:13:41,722
- God, this is getting so negative!
- Hey, Pete just cares about Pete, okay?
383
00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:43,423
Why do you think we never heard
from him when he was overseas?
384
00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:45,792
I'm sorry I was too busy
getting shot at every day
385
00:13:45,793 --> 00:13:47,427
to worry about Randy's stupid birthday!
386
00:13:47,428 --> 00:13:49,763
Well, I'm sorry I'm a giant
screw up and Randy turned
387
00:13:49,764 --> 00:13:51,297
into the worst soldier in
the history of the army!
388
00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:52,933
Ow! Hey!
389
00:13:52,934 --> 00:13:54,401
(All yelling)
390
00:13:54,402 --> 00:13:56,302
One large guillotine coming up, homeboy!
391
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:58,371
I'm gonna rear naked choke you right now!
392
00:13:58,372 --> 00:14:00,973
- Stop using with the stupid MMA terms!
- Never!
393
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,475
(Bugle plays "reveille")
394
00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,777
You said you didn't care about my birthday!
395
00:14:04,778 --> 00:14:07,080
- Rear naked choke hold!
- Gonna get you in your sleep.
396
00:14:07,081 --> 00:14:08,581
You're rear naked choking me!
397
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,018
Ooh!
398
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:14,887
("Reveille" continues)
399
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:24,357
Why are you punching their faces, Pete?
400
00:14:24,358 --> 00:14:25,542
Don't punch their faces!
401
00:14:25,543 --> 00:14:27,317
To be honest, Uncle Sergeant
Major Cody, it all started
402
00:14:27,318 --> 00:14:29,100
when Pete said he was
stronger than a panda bear.
403
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,146
- What?
- I never said I was stronger
404
00:14:31,147 --> 00:14:32,689
- than a panda bear.
- You're not.
405
00:14:32,690 --> 00:14:34,791
I mean, sure, I could probably
choke out a baby panda.
406
00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:36,359
Why would you do that? It's a baby!
407
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,694
Choking out a baby panda.
408
00:14:37,695 --> 00:14:39,595
The fur is so soft and supple.
409
00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:41,197
(Bell ringing) Get out.
410
00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:42,364
Get out!
411
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,432
Not you, Pete.
412
00:14:43,433 --> 00:14:44,767
We got to talk.
413
00:14:46,670 --> 00:14:48,204
What, are you gonna hit me with that?
414
00:14:48,205 --> 00:14:50,206
Oh, no, this is for my
daughter's boyfriend, Da'quan.
415
00:14:50,207 --> 00:14:53,375
I don't trust boys with
apostrophes in their names.
416
00:14:53,376 --> 00:14:55,143
He's gonna pull up in my driveway,
417
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:58,080
and I'm gonna turn his little ass around.
418
00:14:58,081 --> 00:14:59,315
(Groans)
419
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:01,183
Got pretty banged up over there, huh?
420
00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,618
Nah, let me see, uh...
421
00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:05,287
Concussion, shrapnel in my back,
422
00:15:05,288 --> 00:15:06,922
busted wrist, but still...
423
00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:10,092
I just... I feel guilty I'm not over there.
424
00:15:10,093 --> 00:15:11,259
I know, son.
425
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,461
But taking care of the people
left behind is important.
426
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:16,131
Oh, sure, sometimes we find lost dogs.
427
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,833
But if someone falls,
428
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,835
it's our job to tell the family.
429
00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,636
Soldiers who do our job
430
00:15:21,637 --> 00:15:24,139
showed up at your house once.
431
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,309
Your father was a good man.
432
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,477
Yeah, he was.
433
00:15:29,478 --> 00:15:30,878
So start acting like him.
434
00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:33,781
Your troops need to know
that you're one of them.
435
00:15:33,782 --> 00:15:35,516
Your brothers, too.
436
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:37,452
(Vehicle approaching)
437
00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:39,420
(Bass music pumping) Oh, hell no.
438
00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:42,523
Take your ass back to Kinko's,
you 20-year-old bastard!
439
00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,324
- (Laughs)
- (Tires squealing)
440
00:15:44,325 --> 00:15:46,594
I love being a dad.
441
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:49,596
(Snoring)
442
00:15:49,597 --> 00:15:50,697
(Door opens)
443
00:15:51,171 --> 00:15:53,901
- What's up with him?
- He felt bad about letting you down,
444
00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:55,592
so he did an hour of jumping Jacks.
445
00:15:55,593 --> 00:15:57,905
I don't know if you've ever seen a
grown man cry while doing jumping Jacks.
446
00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:01,408
- It sounds funny, it's just sad.
- All right, look.
447
00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:04,310
I'm sorry I didn't keep in touch.
448
00:16:06,281 --> 00:16:09,114
I guess I thought about what
could happen, like with dad,
449
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:13,664
and figured if I was distant
it would be easier on you guys.
450
00:16:13,665 --> 00:16:14,788
I was wrong.
451
00:16:14,789 --> 00:16:16,956
Yeah, well, it felt like
you didn't need us, you dick.
452
00:16:16,957 --> 00:16:18,958
You know, I mean, we're
all we've got, so...
453
00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:22,318
Okay, this is way too heavy
for Randy to hear, but, uh...
454
00:16:22,319 --> 00:16:25,031
You want to know how
much I needed you guys?
455
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,267
You see these?
456
00:16:27,868 --> 00:16:29,287
I put these on here.
457
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:32,634
And whenever I felt like
I wasn't gonna make it,
458
00:16:33,135 --> 00:16:34,618
I'd look at them.
459
00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:38,517
So you guys would be the
last thing that I see.
460
00:16:38,518 --> 00:16:41,011
(Quiet laugh)
461
00:16:41,012 --> 00:16:44,350
You're right. That's
way too heavy for Randy.
462
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:45,618
(Snorts)
463
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,152
(Both laugh)
464
00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:52,057
I'm sorry I disappointed you, Pete.
465
00:16:52,058 --> 00:16:54,026
(Crying)
466
00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:56,895
Oh, God, that's even sadder than you said.
467
00:16:56,896 --> 00:16:58,463
Well actually now...
now it is kind of funny.
468
00:16:58,464 --> 00:16:59,698
(Loud sobbing)
469
00:17:01,234 --> 00:17:03,268
Everyone just relax.
470
00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:05,561
That's too much.
471
00:17:06,104 --> 00:17:07,539
Now, I owe you guys an apology.
472
00:17:08,481 --> 00:17:12,143
I've been acting like I'm the only
winner in the middle of a bunch of losers.
473
00:17:12,144 --> 00:17:13,445
Well, guess what?
474
00:17:13,446 --> 00:17:15,246
I am a loser, too.
475
00:17:15,247 --> 00:17:17,281
Thought he was going
the other way with that.
476
00:17:17,282 --> 00:17:18,550
I'm just like you guys are.
477
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:19,917
A letdown.
478
00:17:19,918 --> 00:17:21,619
A disappointment to everyone I know.
479
00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:23,821
This is a terrible apology.
480
00:17:23,822 --> 00:17:25,489
But we don't have to be losers.
481
00:17:25,490 --> 00:17:27,624
Do you really want to lose to that guy?
482
00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:33,364
We can beat them.
483
00:17:34,399 --> 00:17:35,733
Who do you see when you look in the mirror?
484
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:38,336
Daffy duck. I have a picture
of him taped to my mirror.
485
00:17:38,337 --> 00:17:40,170
Okay, what-what do you
see next to daffy duck?
486
00:17:40,171 --> 00:17:41,171
Ryan Gosling.
487
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:43,793
And next to him, it's another
picture of Ryan Gosling,
488
00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:45,509
but in this one he's got two kittens.
489
00:17:45,510 --> 00:17:46,710
You see you!
490
00:17:46,711 --> 00:17:51,181
You, Chubowski, all of us, we're all
soldiers in the army of the United States.
491
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,283
Who cares if we're the
ones that nobody else wants?
492
00:17:53,284 --> 00:17:55,211
We don't need them. We have each other now.
493
00:17:56,002 --> 00:17:58,255
We're here together.
494
00:17:58,256 --> 00:18:00,891
We'll train together, we'll fight together.
495
00:18:00,892 --> 00:18:02,658
And we'll take care of each other.
496
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:05,262
We're all we've got.
497
00:18:05,263 --> 00:18:07,563
We're brothers.
498
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,065
I wish we had a motto to shout.
499
00:18:09,066 --> 00:18:10,400
We do.
500
00:18:10,401 --> 00:18:11,601
We're brothers.
501
00:18:11,602 --> 00:18:13,002
All: We are brothers!
502
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,070
- Who are we?
- We are brothers!
503
00:18:15,071 --> 00:18:16,939
- Who are we?
- We are brothers!
504
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:19,742
- Who are we?
- We are brothers!
505
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,910
Let's go kick some ass!
506
00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:39,828
All: Yeah!
507
00:18:39,829 --> 00:18:42,364
(All yelling)
508
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:46,334
(Indistinct chatter)
509
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,771
This should take the
Italians about five minutes.
510
00:18:49,772 --> 00:18:52,941
(Rumbling nearby)
511
00:18:54,410 --> 00:18:55,777
What the hell is that?
512
00:18:55,778 --> 00:18:58,279
* Thunderstruck... *
513
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,315
(Whoops)
514
00:19:00,316 --> 00:19:01,950
* Thunderstruck... *
515
00:19:01,951 --> 00:19:05,586
This is the best day of my life! Yeah!
516
00:19:05,587 --> 00:19:08,823
* Ooh, thunderstruck *
517
00:19:08,824 --> 00:19:09,857
* Thunder... *
518
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,208
Move, move, move, move, move!
519
00:19:12,209 --> 00:19:13,761
Come on, guys, just like we practiced.
520
00:19:13,762 --> 00:19:15,529
(Yelling)
521
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,365
(Beeping)
522
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:20,468
Okay, good shot.
523
00:19:20,469 --> 00:19:23,737
* Thunder *
524
00:19:23,738 --> 00:19:26,340
* I was caught... *
525
00:19:26,341 --> 00:19:27,675
We too late for the fun?
526
00:19:27,676 --> 00:19:28,876
What are you doing here?
527
00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,410
I told you, I love being a soldier.
528
00:19:30,411 --> 00:19:32,480
Plus it's always fun
seeing Wallace freak out.
529
00:19:32,481 --> 00:19:34,014
I am so texting the general.
530
00:19:34,015 --> 00:19:35,515
All right, let's do this. Let's do this.
531
00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:37,684
Take the wall, Chubowski!
532
00:19:37,685 --> 00:19:39,552
* Thunder *
533
00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:41,021
* My mind raced *
534
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:42,456
(wood creaking)
* And I thought... *
535
00:19:42,457 --> 00:19:44,657
(Speaks Italian)
536
00:19:44,658 --> 00:19:45,692
(Beeping)
537
00:19:45,693 --> 00:19:47,427
Go! (Speaks Italian)
538
00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:52,431
* There was no help, no help from you *
539
00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:53,733
* Thunder... *
540
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,669
(Speaks Italian)
541
00:19:56,670 --> 00:19:58,671
(Beeping)
542
00:19:58,672 --> 00:19:59,839
Where's my golf cart?
543
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,741
* The thunder of guns... *
544
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,275
(Beeping)
545
00:20:04,545 --> 00:20:05,678
* Tore me apart... *
546
00:20:05,679 --> 00:20:07,679
- Aw, man.
- Darn it.
547
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,948
- I want my money back.
- It was...
548
00:20:08,949 --> 00:20:11,317
We had a whole, really cool
Boyz n the Hood thing.
549
00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:13,085
- No, we did not...
- Yeah, we did.
550
00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:14,853
We're not boys and we're not in the hood.
551
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:16,422
(Yelling)
552
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,057
(Beeping)
553
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:20,393
(Imitating a machine gun) (Beeping)
554
00:20:20,394 --> 00:20:23,129
We're actually gonna win this thing.
555
00:20:23,130 --> 00:20:25,163
What do you got, brother?
556
00:20:26,533 --> 00:20:28,466
I'm seeing a dog.
557
00:20:28,467 --> 00:20:29,768
What?
558
00:20:32,205 --> 00:20:33,972
It's frigging Bogie.
559
00:20:34,841 --> 00:20:35,608
(Whimpers)
560
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,577
We can't go get him without
the Italians taking us out.
561
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:39,478
What are we gonna do, brother?
562
00:20:40,279 --> 00:20:41,513
Come on, Italians.
563
00:20:41,514 --> 00:20:42,647
Beat these losers.
564
00:20:44,716 --> 00:20:46,117
Pete.
565
00:20:49,555 --> 00:20:50,922
Pete?
566
00:20:50,923 --> 00:20:53,624
(Groans) Form up and follow me.
567
00:20:53,625 --> 00:20:54,625
Perez: What?
568
00:20:54,626 --> 00:20:56,694
Here, Bogie.
569
00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:58,763
(Toy squeaking) Maybe
they'll give us a time out.
570
00:20:58,764 --> 00:21:00,364
- (Speaks Italian)
- Here, Bogie...
571
00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:01,365
Please!
572
00:21:02,935 --> 00:21:05,135
Stop, Italians, we're being noble!
573
00:21:05,136 --> 00:21:07,572
(Beeping) Aw! Medic!
574
00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:08,372
Yes!
575
00:21:11,342 --> 00:21:13,882
This is so lame, man. I
know, we were about to win.
576
00:21:13,883 --> 00:21:16,346
I can't believe I came to help
and everything and you pulled this.
577
00:21:16,347 --> 00:21:18,882
Oh, my God! He's so cute!
578
00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:19,583
Wow!
579
00:21:19,584 --> 00:21:20,484
Whoa!
580
00:21:20,485 --> 00:21:21,651
(Laughs)
581
00:21:21,652 --> 00:21:24,088
Choosing a dog over victory.
Way to go, rear dummies.
582
00:21:24,089 --> 00:21:25,989
Okay, that's it. I got your back, sarge.
583
00:21:25,990 --> 00:21:28,325
Bradley Cooper! Ooh!
584
00:21:28,326 --> 00:21:30,259
Oh, way better than a punch.
585
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:31,661
- Really nice work.
- Such a good soldier.
586
00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:32,929
So precise, Cindy.
587
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:33,964
- Thank you.
- Okay.
588
00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:34,965
Let's go give this guy back.
589
00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:36,399
Come on.
590
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,534
Guys!
591
00:21:48,379 --> 00:21:49,980
Bogie!
592
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:51,981
Aw, thank you!
593
00:21:51,982 --> 00:21:54,918
Their dad's overseas
and we miss him so much.
594
00:21:54,919 --> 00:21:56,552
Bogie reminds us of him.
595
00:21:57,121 --> 00:21:58,087
Thank you.
596
00:21:58,388 --> 00:22:00,256
Well, this is what we do.
597
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:04,493
You see?
598
00:22:04,494 --> 00:22:06,929
- Those kids are like us.
- We get it, Randy.
599
00:22:06,930 --> 00:22:08,172
- The image is very clear.
- 'Cause there's brothers
600
00:22:08,173 --> 00:22:10,025
- and there's three of them.
- Got it, buddy.
601
00:22:10,566 --> 00:22:12,101
- Thank you.
- There you go.
602
00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,371
You did a good thing.
603
00:22:16,372 --> 00:22:18,306
You'll get to do a lot
more good things like that.
604
00:22:18,307 --> 00:22:20,442
After you wash that tank.
605
00:22:20,443 --> 00:22:21,643
(All groaning)
606
00:22:21,644 --> 00:22:23,744
- Come on, the tank?
- It's our job.
607
00:22:23,745 --> 00:22:25,179
Although it, uh...
608
00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:27,481
Could be dirtier.
609
00:22:27,482 --> 00:22:29,483
(All cheering)
610
00:22:29,884 --> 00:22:31,519
(Excited chattering) Let's pop a wheelie!
611
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,287
(Shouting, whooping)
612
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:44,191
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613
00:22:50,905 --> 00:22:52,139
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614
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,607
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615
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:58,109
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