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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,219 --> 00:00:06,399 Life goes on, and so do we 2 00:00:06,422 --> 00:00:10,105 Just how we do it is no mystery 3 00:00:10,676 --> 00:00:12,609 Sometimes the answer 4 00:00:12,644 --> 00:00:15,169 can be hard to find 5 00:00:15,191 --> 00:00:18,075 that's something I will never be 6 00:00:18,105 --> 00:00:19,871 I'm always here 7 00:00:19,906 --> 00:00:23,293 for anything that you need 8 00:00:23,746 --> 00:00:25,693 Rain or shine 9 00:00:25,716 --> 00:00:27,749 I'll be the one 10 00:00:27,785 --> 00:00:31,853 to share it all as life goes on 11 00:00:32,222 --> 00:00:36,324 We share it all 12 00:00:36,410 --> 00:00:40,371 as life goes on 13 00:00:59,074 --> 00:01:01,241 - Morning, Charley. - Morning, westons. 14 00:01:01,277 --> 00:01:02,743 Mail call. 15 00:01:02,778 --> 00:01:05,522 Ah, somebody's due for a rabies vaccination. 16 00:01:12,254 --> 00:01:13,320 Question for the room. 17 00:01:13,355 --> 00:01:14,955 I got a raise, don't ask me why. 18 00:01:14,990 --> 00:01:16,590 And suddenly my paycheck 19 00:01:16,625 --> 00:01:18,325 is smaller than it was last week. 20 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:22,396 It seems like most of the money is going to this fica guy. 21 00:01:24,099 --> 00:01:27,134 Who is he? And why is he sponging off the dietzter? 22 00:01:27,169 --> 00:01:29,403 Fica's a plant. 23 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:31,738 Don't be ridiculous. 24 00:01:31,774 --> 00:01:35,609 Fica is an acronym for federal insurance... 25 00:01:36,712 --> 00:01:38,287 Daddy? 26 00:01:39,214 --> 00:01:41,495 The federal insurance... 27 00:01:42,651 --> 00:01:44,217 ca. 28 00:01:44,253 --> 00:01:47,966 I've... I have no idea what fica stands for. 29 00:01:48,089 --> 00:01:49,322 Ah, don't worry about it. 30 00:01:49,357 --> 00:01:50,757 You lost me back there at "acronym." 31 00:01:52,216 --> 00:01:55,551 Well, whatever this fica thing is, I won't stand for it. 32 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:58,321 I mean, it's not right for somebody on the outside 33 00:01:58,356 --> 00:02:00,923 to come in and take stuff that doesn't belong to them. 34 00:02:04,162 --> 00:02:06,128 Jean Douglas. 35 00:02:06,164 --> 00:02:08,631 I don't know any Jean Douglas. 36 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:11,367 Oh, oh, Jean Douglas. 37 00:02:11,402 --> 00:02:14,170 Jean Douglas. We went to the sixth grade together. 38 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:18,101 Little Jeannie Douglas. I have no idea who this is. 39 00:02:18,943 --> 00:02:20,142 What does the letter say? 40 00:02:20,178 --> 00:02:22,111 Well, she's coming to Miami on business, 41 00:02:22,146 --> 00:02:25,081 and wants to get together on Thursday, the 12th. 42 00:02:25,116 --> 00:02:26,769 That's today. 43 00:02:27,051 --> 00:02:29,819 Today? She can't come today. I don't know who she is. 44 00:02:31,122 --> 00:02:33,255 Wait a minute, wait. Jean mcdowell. 45 00:02:33,291 --> 00:02:34,490 That's her maiden name. 46 00:02:34,525 --> 00:02:36,759 Jeannie mcdowell. Little Jeannie mcdowell. 47 00:02:36,794 --> 00:02:38,694 Her, I remember. 48 00:02:38,730 --> 00:02:39,929 In fact, I thought she was 49 00:02:39,964 --> 00:02:41,697 the prettiest girl I'd ever seen. 50 00:02:41,733 --> 00:02:44,200 Prettier than me daddy? 51 00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:51,401 No. Carol, come on. 52 00:02:52,143 --> 00:02:54,563 No, but she was the first girl I ever loved. 53 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,913 Boy, I'll never forget that one Saturday. 54 00:02:57,949 --> 00:02:59,749 Jean and I were gonna go to the movies, 55 00:02:59,784 --> 00:03:01,016 you know, like we always did, 56 00:03:01,052 --> 00:03:02,885 and what she didn't know 57 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,955 was I was planning on stealing my first kiss. 58 00:03:05,990 --> 00:03:07,544 Girls: Aww. 59 00:03:07,756 --> 00:03:10,159 Yeah, I wanted everything to be perfect, 60 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:12,495 but, unfortunately, wuthering heights 61 00:03:12,530 --> 00:03:14,597 had just completely its run at the movie house 62 00:03:14,632 --> 00:03:17,900 and Francis the talking mule joins the army 63 00:03:17,935 --> 00:03:19,635 was now playing. 64 00:03:19,670 --> 00:03:22,705 But I figured, you know, we can work on that. 65 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:24,106 I figured that while she's laughing, 66 00:03:24,142 --> 00:03:26,409 I can catch her off guard 67 00:03:26,444 --> 00:03:28,210 and plant one on her. 68 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,278 Oh, daddy, that's so cute. 69 00:03:31,736 --> 00:03:33,001 Yeah, well, 70 00:03:33,684 --> 00:03:36,609 things didn't go exactly as I had planned. 71 00:03:37,255 --> 00:03:40,615 Now, I always met Jean in soldier park. 72 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:44,612 I can't remember why it was called soldier park. But... 73 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:48,264 Anyway, I was waiting for Jean 74 00:03:48,299 --> 00:03:51,000 when this other kid Eric Lancaster shows up. 75 00:03:51,035 --> 00:03:52,768 And he said that my mom 76 00:03:52,804 --> 00:03:54,203 wanted me to come home right away 77 00:03:54,238 --> 00:03:57,673 because my dog was trapped under my porch. 78 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:59,175 Eric agreed to wait for Jean 79 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,377 and tell her I'd be right back. 80 00:04:01,412 --> 00:04:03,446 But what Eric actually told Jean 81 00:04:03,481 --> 00:04:05,911 was something else entirely. 82 00:04:06,784 --> 00:04:10,219 Call me naive, but it never occurred to me that... 83 00:04:10,254 --> 00:04:11,748 I'd just been had. 84 00:04:14,425 --> 00:04:16,859 So your dog wasn't trapped under the porch? 85 00:04:16,894 --> 00:04:18,494 No, when I got home, he was fine. 86 00:04:18,529 --> 00:04:20,162 So you put two and two together 87 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:23,365 and you figured out that Eric had played you for the fool. 88 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:29,521 No, I just figured my dog had managed to get free. 89 00:04:32,577 --> 00:04:34,210 - Daddy. - Well, come on. 90 00:04:34,245 --> 00:04:35,744 I was a very trusting child. 91 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:39,119 You have to remember things were simpler back then. 92 00:04:39,278 --> 00:04:40,850 I mean, we believed that talking mules 93 00:04:40,885 --> 00:04:42,437 could battle fascism. 94 00:04:43,387 --> 00:04:47,823 Anyway, I picked up a couple of ice cream cones 95 00:04:47,859 --> 00:04:49,492 and headed back to the park, 96 00:04:49,527 --> 00:04:51,686 where I waited for Jean. 97 00:04:52,481 --> 00:04:54,047 And waited. 98 00:04:55,449 --> 00:04:56,949 And waited. 99 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,823 And waited. 100 00:05:04,631 --> 00:05:05,894 Poor daddy. 101 00:05:05,930 --> 00:05:08,514 Yeah, you were so pathetic. 102 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:11,567 Sweetheart, could we just stick with "poor daddy"? 103 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,423 Then what happened? 104 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:15,037 The next afternoon, 105 00:05:15,072 --> 00:05:17,680 I confronted Jean and Eric in the park. 106 00:05:18,442 --> 00:05:20,542 I tried to explain to Jean what had happened, 107 00:05:20,578 --> 00:05:23,866 but somehow, Eric made it sound like I was the liar. 108 00:05:24,022 --> 00:05:26,062 Finally, I turned to Jean and said, 109 00:05:26,124 --> 00:05:27,494 "you decide." 110 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,182 Talk about a painful decision. 111 00:05:34,391 --> 00:05:35,991 There was no convincing Jean. 112 00:05:36,026 --> 00:05:40,095 But I was determined to give Eric a piece of my mind. 113 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,564 Why is it a crowd always mysteriously appears 114 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:44,366 when there's a fight? 115 00:05:44,401 --> 00:05:46,801 How bad did you beat him up? 116 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,981 Well, let's just say, uh, 117 00:05:49,641 --> 00:05:51,441 I had him on his knees. 118 00:05:57,047 --> 00:06:00,949 So, I never got my kiss from little jeanie mcdowell. 119 00:06:00,985 --> 00:06:02,784 - Oh. - Daddy, about Jean. 120 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:04,019 Yes, dear? 121 00:06:04,054 --> 00:06:06,413 Am I really prettier than she was? 122 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:09,179 - Yes, dear. - How about Barbara? 123 00:06:09,211 --> 00:06:10,508 Is Barbara prettier than she was? 124 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:11,555 Much. 125 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:13,350 What's that supposed to mean, daddy? 126 00:06:15,799 --> 00:06:16,899 Nothing, dear. 127 00:06:16,934 --> 00:06:18,200 You're pretty, Barbara's pretty. 128 00:06:18,235 --> 00:06:20,035 I'm pretty. We're all prettier than Jean. 129 00:06:26,911 --> 00:06:28,677 - Good morn... - Ho! 130 00:06:31,415 --> 00:06:33,081 Oh, you nearly scared me to death. 131 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:35,915 Don't you think you ought to announce your presence first? 132 00:06:39,323 --> 00:06:41,590 I'm, I'm sorry, I don't know 133 00:06:41,625 --> 00:06:42,758 what I could have been thinking, 134 00:06:42,793 --> 00:06:44,459 just walking into this office, 135 00:06:44,495 --> 00:06:46,862 the one with my name on the door. 136 00:06:46,897 --> 00:06:49,131 I'm sorry, I guess I'm just a little jumpy 137 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:51,181 over this here article I'm a-readin'. 138 00:06:51,212 --> 00:06:54,408 "Fetus does mom's taxes from the womb?" 139 00:06:55,639 --> 00:06:57,239 Laverne, I'm ashamed that you're reading that. 140 00:06:57,274 --> 00:06:59,074 That's trash. 141 00:06:59,109 --> 00:07:00,842 Not that one. That one's silly. 142 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,744 This one. This one, here. 143 00:07:02,746 --> 00:07:05,247 It's all about how aliens come here from other planets 144 00:07:05,282 --> 00:07:06,949 and sometimes assume human form, 145 00:07:06,984 --> 00:07:08,116 a-lookin' and talkin' 146 00:07:08,152 --> 00:07:10,352 like the people we've known for years. 147 00:07:16,727 --> 00:07:18,493 Say, you were late this morning. 148 00:07:18,529 --> 00:07:20,529 You weren't out by chance... 149 00:07:20,564 --> 00:07:22,531 Mutilatin' cattle? 150 00:07:24,535 --> 00:07:26,000 Let me think. 151 00:07:27,171 --> 00:07:28,737 I showered, I talked to the girls, 152 00:07:28,772 --> 00:07:30,682 disemboweled a pig... 153 00:07:32,276 --> 00:07:34,209 No, no cattle mutilation. 154 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:35,544 Come on, Laverne, this is ridiculous. 155 00:07:35,579 --> 00:07:37,079 Can we please get to work? 156 00:07:37,114 --> 00:07:38,780 Harry? 157 00:07:40,517 --> 00:07:41,984 Jean. 158 00:07:42,019 --> 00:07:46,321 I almost didn't recognize you without your milk mustache. 159 00:07:47,791 --> 00:07:49,891 Yeah, well, I guess it was after we parted ways 160 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,994 that I figured out how to work a napkin. 161 00:07:52,029 --> 00:07:54,563 - Oh. - Well. 162 00:07:57,735 --> 00:08:00,369 Laverne, this is an old friend of mine, Jean. 163 00:08:00,404 --> 00:08:02,904 - Hi, Laverne. - Hello, nice to meet you. 164 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:05,407 But before you start gettin' cozy with him, 165 00:08:05,442 --> 00:08:07,042 let me warn you. 166 00:08:07,077 --> 00:08:09,678 He's not quite of this earth. 167 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:14,650 In many other areas, she's indispensable. 168 00:08:14,685 --> 00:08:16,885 - You look great. - So do you. 169 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,154 Tell me, are you still inspiring men to battle 170 00:08:19,189 --> 00:08:20,298 for your affection? 171 00:08:20,344 --> 00:08:22,224 Oh, Harry. 172 00:08:22,259 --> 00:08:25,060 You're not referring to that incident in the park. 173 00:08:25,095 --> 00:08:27,596 Oh, you mean my fight with that rat Eric Lancaster? 174 00:08:27,631 --> 00:08:29,264 No, that's long forgotten. 175 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:34,603 Boy, I guess we acted pretty childishly back then. 176 00:08:34,638 --> 00:08:36,267 We were children. 177 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:38,540 It's a good point. 178 00:08:38,575 --> 00:08:39,875 Well, how about some coffee? 179 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,343 - Oh, I'd love some. Black. - All right. 180 00:08:41,378 --> 00:08:42,577 So, list, are you still in touch 181 00:08:42,613 --> 00:08:43,679 with any of the old gang? 182 00:08:43,714 --> 00:08:45,452 What ever happened to... 183 00:08:46,216 --> 00:08:47,749 Eli Prescott? 184 00:08:47,785 --> 00:08:50,952 The kid who beat me out for tallest in the class. 185 00:08:50,988 --> 00:08:53,322 I'm afraid he's passed on. 186 00:08:53,357 --> 00:08:54,756 Oh, that's a shame. 187 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:57,659 But I guess that does make me the tallest. 188 00:09:00,464 --> 00:09:02,230 Yeah. And you and your husband have plans for tonight? 189 00:09:02,266 --> 00:09:05,434 No. Since the divorce, we don't go out very much. 190 00:09:05,469 --> 00:09:07,936 Oh! I'm sor... Here you are. 191 00:09:07,971 --> 00:09:09,438 Oh, thank you. Thank you. 192 00:09:09,473 --> 00:09:12,874 Well, I'm a single person myself. 193 00:09:12,910 --> 00:09:14,343 - How about dinner? - Fine. 194 00:09:14,378 --> 00:09:15,677 Great. I tell you. 195 00:09:15,713 --> 00:09:18,013 I will take you to a lovely place on the beach 196 00:09:18,048 --> 00:09:22,217 and I guarantee you, you will have a wonderful time. 197 00:09:22,252 --> 00:09:23,919 You sound very sure. 198 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:25,387 Well, with good reason. 199 00:09:25,422 --> 00:09:27,612 You'll be with the tallest boy in the class. 200 00:09:34,998 --> 00:09:36,164 Hello, Weston women. 201 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,433 Hello, neanderthal man. 202 00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,772 Okay, I decided to send a telegram to my congressman 203 00:09:43,807 --> 00:09:45,484 about this fica thing. 204 00:09:46,210 --> 00:09:47,609 Listen to this. 205 00:09:47,644 --> 00:09:49,611 "Dear honorable what's-your-name..." 206 00:09:51,115 --> 00:09:53,615 "What is fica anyway? Stop. 207 00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:55,183 "Whatever it is, it's taking money 208 00:09:55,219 --> 00:09:56,651 "from my paycheck every week. 209 00:09:56,687 --> 00:09:58,019 "Stop." 210 00:09:58,055 --> 00:09:59,688 "Stop. Stop." 211 00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:04,960 "If you don't stop, this I will. Stop. 212 00:10:04,962 --> 00:10:06,061 "And you can't stop me. Stop. 213 00:10:06,096 --> 00:10:08,430 Signed Charles dietz." Both: Stop! 214 00:10:08,465 --> 00:10:11,032 Charley, this is stupid and idiotic. 215 00:10:11,068 --> 00:10:12,634 Oh, Carol, you don't know nothing. 216 00:10:12,669 --> 00:10:15,137 I stand behind this telegram 1,000%. 217 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:17,239 Charley, you know, they charge by the word. 218 00:10:17,274 --> 00:10:19,274 Okay, let's cut this baby down. 219 00:10:20,844 --> 00:10:25,080 "What is fica anyway? Signed Chaz. Stop." 220 00:10:25,115 --> 00:10:26,214 I like it. 221 00:10:26,250 --> 00:10:27,816 Well, I'm off to send this telegram 222 00:10:27,851 --> 00:10:29,284 to my congressman. 223 00:10:29,319 --> 00:10:30,452 I wish I could be there 224 00:10:30,487 --> 00:10:31,927 when the gorilla sings it to him. 225 00:10:43,567 --> 00:10:46,835 Here's to the end of a wonderful evening. 226 00:10:46,870 --> 00:10:49,571 Harry, I've had such fun tonight. 227 00:10:49,606 --> 00:10:50,672 I can't help but think 228 00:10:50,707 --> 00:10:51,807 this is something we should have done 229 00:10:51,842 --> 00:10:53,175 a long time ago. 230 00:10:53,210 --> 00:10:55,811 Listen, how about going out again, Friday night? 231 00:10:55,813 --> 00:10:57,479 Oh, I'd like that. 232 00:10:57,514 --> 00:10:58,580 That'll be a wonderful way 233 00:10:58,615 --> 00:11:00,026 to spend my last night in town. 234 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,806 Great. Great. We'll have dinner, then... 235 00:11:02,861 --> 00:11:05,387 I know, I could, you know, rent a classic old movie, 236 00:11:05,422 --> 00:11:07,189 I don't know, you know, maybe a comedy. 237 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:08,623 How do you feel about. 238 00:11:08,659 --> 00:11:11,126 Francis the talking mule joins the army? 239 00:11:12,563 --> 00:11:14,629 I never saw that. 240 00:11:14,665 --> 00:11:18,700 Well, you have no idea what you missed out on. 241 00:11:18,735 --> 00:11:20,135 This must be some movie. 242 00:11:20,170 --> 00:11:22,078 Oh, yeah. Yes. 243 00:11:22,706 --> 00:11:24,739 I've been waiting over 40 years to see it. 244 00:11:28,111 --> 00:11:30,078 Excuse me, but are you Jean mcdowell? 245 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:33,081 - Yes, but... - I thought so. 246 00:11:33,116 --> 00:11:34,850 I'm afraid I have some bad news. 247 00:11:34,885 --> 00:11:36,117 What is it? 248 00:11:36,153 --> 00:11:38,086 You're wanted in the principal's office. 249 00:11:39,122 --> 00:11:41,056 - Eric? - Yes. 250 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:43,024 - Eric Lancaster? - Yes. 251 00:11:43,060 --> 00:11:45,126 Oh. I don't believe this. 252 00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:51,099 Same thing here. Neither do I. 253 00:12:00,243 --> 00:12:02,935 So, Eric, how did you ever find us? 254 00:12:02,977 --> 00:12:05,988 Yeah, I'd be curious about that myself, Eric. 255 00:12:06,549 --> 00:12:08,416 Well, I live here in Miami, 256 00:12:08,451 --> 00:12:10,318 and I heard you were gonna be staying at this hotel 257 00:12:10,353 --> 00:12:11,786 when I went to Eli Prescott's funeral. 258 00:12:11,821 --> 00:12:14,288 Oh. I'm so sorry I missed that. 259 00:12:14,324 --> 00:12:16,390 Filing past that casket 260 00:12:16,426 --> 00:12:19,327 was one of the longest walks of my life. 261 00:12:19,362 --> 00:12:21,229 Heart-breaking, huh? 262 00:12:21,264 --> 00:12:23,498 No, he was really tall, remember? 263 00:12:25,213 --> 00:12:26,312 You know, Eric? 264 00:12:26,348 --> 00:12:27,980 We were just talking about you the other day 265 00:12:28,016 --> 00:12:29,415 and that silly fight 266 00:12:29,451 --> 00:12:31,351 that you and Harry had in the park, remember? 267 00:12:31,386 --> 00:12:34,320 Fight in the park? Oh, right, right. 268 00:12:34,356 --> 00:12:36,956 I'm afraid I didn't treat you very nicely 269 00:12:36,991 --> 00:12:38,291 in those days, Harry. 270 00:12:38,326 --> 00:12:39,826 I've been meaning to ask you these past 40 years, 271 00:12:39,861 --> 00:12:40,923 are you okay? 272 00:12:42,831 --> 00:12:45,365 I'm one of Miami's most respected pediatricians. 273 00:12:47,402 --> 00:12:48,668 Jean. 274 00:12:48,703 --> 00:12:49,869 You look very beautiful. 275 00:12:49,904 --> 00:12:51,838 No, she does not. 276 00:12:53,308 --> 00:12:54,474 Well, boy, I mean, of course, she... 277 00:12:54,509 --> 00:12:56,642 I already told her that. 278 00:12:56,678 --> 00:12:57,977 Oh, I'm sorry. 279 00:12:58,012 --> 00:13:00,313 I see I've interrupted something between you two. 280 00:13:00,348 --> 00:13:03,015 Jean, Harry, nice to see both of you again. 281 00:13:03,051 --> 00:13:05,084 Eric, wait, wait. 282 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,586 The three of us together, 283 00:13:06,621 --> 00:13:09,781 we have 40 years to catch up on. Right Harry? 284 00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:11,591 Yeah, right. 285 00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:17,130 So you live in Miami, what do you do? 286 00:13:17,165 --> 00:13:19,198 - I'm a lawyer. - Well, I'm caught up, you? 287 00:13:19,234 --> 00:13:20,867 Okay, that's it. 288 00:13:20,902 --> 00:13:22,802 All caught up, well, Eric, 289 00:13:22,837 --> 00:13:24,003 it's been really nice seeing you. 290 00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:25,705 We should do this like every 40 years or so 291 00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,640 and good luck in your Miami and the law thing. 292 00:13:27,675 --> 00:13:29,142 Harry. Harry. 293 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,276 No, it's okay, Jean. 294 00:13:30,311 --> 00:13:32,845 I can tell that I've got bad timing here. 295 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:34,847 My wife always accuses me of that. 296 00:13:34,883 --> 00:13:36,082 Your wife? 297 00:13:36,117 --> 00:13:37,850 Did you hear that? He's got a wife. 298 00:13:37,886 --> 00:13:39,952 Eric, congratulations. 299 00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,154 Sit down, come on. 300 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:44,690 You got 40 years to catch up on here. 301 00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,932 Here you go, Laverne. 302 00:13:52,967 --> 00:13:54,267 Thank you, doctor. 303 00:13:54,302 --> 00:13:56,903 That is if you are doctor Weston. 304 00:13:56,938 --> 00:13:59,505 Laverne, would you stop with this alien business? 305 00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:01,040 It's not funny. Come on. 306 00:14:01,075 --> 00:14:02,375 You're driving me nuts. 307 00:14:02,410 --> 00:14:05,778 Please, just show me how to work this new coffeemaker. 308 00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:09,449 Oh, you'd love for me to give you that information. 309 00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,818 So you can share it with all your fellow lizard people 310 00:14:11,853 --> 00:14:13,920 back on cryoton nine. 311 00:14:16,991 --> 00:14:19,892 Oh, Jean. What brings you by? 312 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,527 I just happened to be in the neighborhood. 313 00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:22,895 I thought I'd stop by and say hello. 314 00:14:22,931 --> 00:14:24,363 Oh, how nice of you. 315 00:14:24,399 --> 00:14:26,666 Well, I also wanted to see you. 316 00:14:26,701 --> 00:14:28,201 If you're gonna get mushy, 317 00:14:28,236 --> 00:14:30,093 could you do it in private? 318 00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,023 Come, come here. 319 00:14:33,678 --> 00:14:35,344 Listen, if you can stick around just for a minute, 320 00:14:35,379 --> 00:14:36,512 we can go out and get a bite to eat. 321 00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:37,913 Oh, Harry, I'm sorry. 322 00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:39,114 Eric just took me to lunch 323 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,783 to that Japanese restaurant down the street. 324 00:14:40,818 --> 00:14:43,878 - Oh, really? - Yes. He's such a sweet man. 325 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,088 Yeah, well, you know, 326 00:14:46,123 --> 00:14:47,856 he's changed a lot since the sixth grade, but... 327 00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,358 I mean, people can change. 328 00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:51,783 It's a shame his marriage didn't work out. 329 00:14:54,623 --> 00:14:56,065 That's not surprising, I mean, 330 00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:58,103 the man hasn't changed. 331 00:14:58,769 --> 00:15:00,803 He said he was married, what happened to the wife? 332 00:15:00,838 --> 00:15:02,037 Where is this wife? 333 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:04,206 Oh, they've been separated for a year. 334 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:06,175 Poor man, he's really very upset. 335 00:15:06,678 --> 00:15:08,377 Obviously not so upset. 336 00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,285 He can suck down Sushi. 337 00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,221 Harry, is something wrong? 338 00:15:12,275 --> 00:15:13,615 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 339 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,517 I was being a little childish there. 340 00:15:15,553 --> 00:15:18,253 I'm really looking forward to our date tomorrow night. 341 00:15:18,289 --> 00:15:20,255 - Oh, so am I. - Okay, good. 342 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,991 So, okay if I come by and pick you up around 6:00? 343 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,928 - Fine. - Oh, I look forward to that. 344 00:15:25,963 --> 00:15:27,996 I told you about that mushy stuff. 345 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:33,001 God, don't you people ever stop? It's like rabbits. 346 00:15:39,818 --> 00:15:41,143 There you go, sir. 347 00:15:41,178 --> 00:15:43,212 Oh, well, thank you. 348 00:15:43,247 --> 00:15:44,380 One thing. 349 00:15:44,415 --> 00:15:45,981 I pride myself on being able to guess 350 00:15:46,016 --> 00:15:47,282 what people do for a living. 351 00:15:47,318 --> 00:15:49,318 You're a stock broker, right? 352 00:15:49,353 --> 00:15:51,814 So, what do you think? Should I buy t bills? 353 00:15:52,123 --> 00:15:54,156 Sorry, I'm a pediatrician. 354 00:15:54,191 --> 00:15:55,871 So, what do you think? Is this ring worm? 355 00:16:00,144 --> 00:16:01,292 Damn. 356 00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:02,898 What is it? 357 00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:04,157 I told my service not to call me, 358 00:16:04,168 --> 00:16:06,402 unless it was an emergency. 359 00:16:06,437 --> 00:16:07,569 Is there a phone? 360 00:16:07,571 --> 00:16:08,537 Yeah, it's right down the hall. 361 00:16:08,572 --> 00:16:10,415 - Would you do me a favor? - Sure. 362 00:16:10,439 --> 00:16:12,337 I'm supposed to meet a woman here. 363 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:14,041 Her name is Jean Douglas. 364 00:16:14,076 --> 00:16:15,638 Pretty blonde lady. 365 00:16:15,669 --> 00:16:17,544 If I'm not back in a couple of minutes, 366 00:16:17,580 --> 00:16:19,580 would you tell her that Harry 367 00:16:19,615 --> 00:16:21,208 had to be called off to the hospital? 368 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,416 Give her these flowers. 369 00:16:22,451 --> 00:16:25,052 And I will meet her at au petite cafe. 370 00:16:25,087 --> 00:16:26,987 - Will do. - Thank you so much. 371 00:16:38,267 --> 00:16:40,734 - Nice job. - Thank you. 372 00:16:42,238 --> 00:16:43,871 - Jean. - Eric. 373 00:16:43,906 --> 00:16:45,272 You seem to be everywhere. 374 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,274 Oh, I met Harry here for drinks. 375 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,609 Oh. Where is he? 376 00:16:48,644 --> 00:16:51,211 I'm afraid he was called away on a medical emergency. 377 00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:54,281 Oh, no. It's my last night in town. 378 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,416 My last chance to see him. 379 00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:57,551 Well, he felt terrible about it, too. 380 00:16:57,586 --> 00:17:00,054 He asked me to entertain you in his place. 381 00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:03,757 So... I got these for you. 382 00:17:03,793 --> 00:17:05,592 Oh. 383 00:17:05,628 --> 00:17:07,795 Eric, how sweet. 384 00:17:07,830 --> 00:17:10,331 What would you say to an evening of dancing? 385 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:11,699 I'd love it. 386 00:17:20,142 --> 00:17:22,142 I can't believe it. 387 00:17:22,178 --> 00:17:24,945 I can't believe it could happen again. 388 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:27,289 Daddy, did you drive into the garage door again? 389 00:17:29,785 --> 00:17:32,619 Yes, but that's not what I'm angry about. 390 00:17:32,655 --> 00:17:33,921 What is it, daddy? 391 00:17:33,956 --> 00:17:35,389 Remember that story I told you 392 00:17:35,424 --> 00:17:36,590 about little Jeannie mcdowell 393 00:17:36,625 --> 00:17:38,625 and how Eric Lancaster played me for the fool 394 00:17:38,661 --> 00:17:40,378 and stole her away from me? 395 00:17:41,297 --> 00:17:43,030 Well, he did it again tonight. 396 00:17:43,065 --> 00:17:46,100 Daddy, this is getting to be a pattern. 397 00:17:46,135 --> 00:17:49,766 I mean, every 40 years this guy really dumps on you. 398 00:17:50,506 --> 00:17:53,507 Oh, Barbara. What happened, daddy? 399 00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:56,410 Well, he trumped-up some phony medical emergency 400 00:17:56,445 --> 00:17:57,611 to get rid of me. 401 00:17:57,613 --> 00:17:59,246 I spent half the night in a restaurant waiting. 402 00:17:59,281 --> 00:18:01,485 He's out having a good time with Jean. 403 00:18:01,565 --> 00:18:02,778 I'd still be there now, 404 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,682 if I hadn't gone back to the hotel 405 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,617 and bribed the bartender for the truth. 406 00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:09,453 At least you weren't holding ice cream cones. 407 00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,461 - Well. - Oh, daddy. 408 00:18:17,496 --> 00:18:19,830 Well, I thought it would be cute. 409 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,704 That's it. I'll see you later. 410 00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:27,705 - Where are you going? - Never mind. 411 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,274 Just don't wait up for me. 412 00:18:30,309 --> 00:18:35,112 I'm Patricia Ballard, and this is face the forum. 413 00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:36,522 I wanna watch bullwinkle. 414 00:18:36,545 --> 00:18:38,215 Barbara, I think you could profit 415 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,150 from a little more cerebral television fair. 416 00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:43,854 Besides, you know how that flying squirrel scares me. 417 00:18:45,558 --> 00:18:46,990 Stop it. 418 00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:49,193 Tonight, we turn our attention to the economy. 419 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:50,928 Our panel, in Washington, 420 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,063 financial analyst Brooks Livingston. 421 00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:56,133 In New York, mutual fund manager Marilyn arthurs. 422 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,868 And, in our Miami studio, 423 00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:59,336 the man who single-handedly 424 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,038 crystallized the concerns of a nation 425 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:03,954 when he asked in his now-famous telegram to congress, 426 00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,803 "what is fica anyway?" 427 00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,933 Mr. Charles dietz. 428 00:19:11,911 --> 00:19:14,646 Patricia, in these times of economic hardship, 429 00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:16,114 it's the duty of all Americans 430 00:19:16,149 --> 00:19:17,348 to make sacrifices. 431 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:18,850 And what better place to begin 432 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:21,619 than for you gals to stop wearing underwear. 433 00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:26,824 The hailstorm on the roof seemed more important. 434 00:19:29,729 --> 00:19:31,280 Hello there. 435 00:19:31,831 --> 00:19:34,265 Harry. I wasn't expecting to see you here. 436 00:19:34,301 --> 00:19:37,302 Hi, Jean. Hello, Eric. 437 00:19:37,337 --> 00:19:40,838 Harry. You're back from your medical emergency. 438 00:19:40,874 --> 00:19:41,874 Child's okay, I hope. 439 00:19:41,908 --> 00:19:43,274 Oh, child's fine. 440 00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:44,409 Oh, that's a relief. 441 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:46,944 It's the doctor who's not okay. 442 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,945 Harry, what's wrong? 443 00:19:47,981 --> 00:19:49,080 Eric, you wanna tell her? 444 00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:50,452 Tell me what? 445 00:19:50,863 --> 00:19:52,929 I don't know what he's talking about. 446 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,753 Would somebody please tell me what's going on here? 447 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:58,823 Jean, there was no emergency for me. 448 00:19:58,858 --> 00:20:00,792 He sent me off in a wild goose chase 449 00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:01,826 so he could be alone with you. 450 00:20:01,861 --> 00:20:03,394 Oh, this is absurd. 451 00:20:03,430 --> 00:20:05,029 Harry, I hope this isn't your way to get back at me 452 00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,898 for what happened 40 years ago. 453 00:20:06,933 --> 00:20:08,173 Harry, that isn't true, is it? 454 00:20:08,201 --> 00:20:09,167 Of course not, Jean. 455 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:12,103 Eric, you did this to me once before. 456 00:20:12,138 --> 00:20:13,471 You're not gonna do it again. 457 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,573 Now, tell Jean the truth. 458 00:20:15,608 --> 00:20:18,209 Jean, I think maybe he's had a little too much to drink. 459 00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,944 Perhaps you should take you to your room. 460 00:20:19,979 --> 00:20:22,839 You are taking her nowhere. 461 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:24,215 So I'm right. 462 00:20:24,250 --> 00:20:25,450 You're not gonna be happy 463 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,251 until we've replayed the entire incident. 464 00:20:27,287 --> 00:20:29,987 What are you gonna do now, Harry? Fight me? 465 00:20:29,989 --> 00:20:32,990 All: Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight! 466 00:20:33,026 --> 00:20:34,852 Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight! 467 00:20:34,899 --> 00:20:37,597 Where do these people come from? 468 00:20:38,031 --> 00:20:39,630 Okay, if that's the way you want it? 469 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:40,765 Put 'em up. 470 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:41,766 Let's see if you got any more 471 00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:42,767 than you had in the sixth grade. 472 00:20:42,802 --> 00:20:45,238 Eric, I'm not gonna fight. 473 00:20:45,872 --> 00:20:48,439 All: 474 00:20:48,475 --> 00:20:51,976 Don't you people have someplace else you could be? 475 00:20:54,881 --> 00:20:56,441 Jean. 476 00:20:57,517 --> 00:20:59,517 This is your last night in town 477 00:20:59,552 --> 00:21:02,253 and you can only spend it with one of us. 478 00:21:02,288 --> 00:21:04,422 Now, someone here is lying 479 00:21:04,457 --> 00:21:07,525 and you're gonna have to decide who to believe. 480 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,293 I guess it just comes down to our character 481 00:21:09,329 --> 00:21:10,561 and your gut instinct. 482 00:21:10,597 --> 00:21:11,896 If you would like to factor in 483 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:14,499 that I have dedicated my life to the art of healing 484 00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,167 and he is a price gouging, 485 00:21:16,202 --> 00:21:18,669 ambulance chasing shyster, please do. 486 00:21:19,893 --> 00:21:21,105 Jean, that's not true. 487 00:21:21,141 --> 00:21:22,594 Most of my clients are referrals. 488 00:21:26,063 --> 00:21:28,063 So, who's it gonna be? 489 00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:36,586 Harry, I'm sorry. 490 00:21:36,622 --> 00:21:38,088 My god. 491 00:21:38,123 --> 00:21:41,291 I'm sorry I didn't believe you 40 years ago. 492 00:21:41,326 --> 00:21:44,461 But I'm not gonna make that same mistake again. 493 00:21:44,496 --> 00:21:47,397 Jean, you're not being taken in by this guy? 494 00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,400 Eric, let me put it this way. 495 00:22:00,912 --> 00:22:04,014 Jean dear, there's something else that's 40 years overdue. 496 00:22:04,049 --> 00:22:05,382 What's that? 497 00:22:09,087 --> 00:22:11,409 It was worth the wait. 498 00:22:11,459 --> 00:22:16,009 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35696

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