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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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one by one
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we fill the days
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we find
a thousand different ways
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Sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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oh, my god!
Barbara, what are you doing?
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What? You asked me
to help with the housework.
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So leave me alone.
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Carol!
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What happened to my sweater?
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Don't look at me, daddy.
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Ask the person who's
dust-busting the dishes.
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Uh, Barbara, dear,
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you do not put a wool sweater
in the washing machine.
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When wool gets wet, it shrinks.
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Sheep go out in the rain.
They don't shrink.
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Carol, how much longer
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is Barbara gonna be
in charge of the housework?
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As long as I'm working
overtime at the library.
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So, daddy, we're just going
to have to live with Barbara.
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Oh, Carol,
that's your cashmere sweater.
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It should be dry by now.
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Let's get a maid.
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- Hey, that's a good idea.
- Well, wait. I...
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what if Barbara and I take
care of all the arrangements
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and split the cost?
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- Yeah.
- Well, I don't know.
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I don't know.
I'm very uncomfortable
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at the notion
of some strange person
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going through our things
and having the run of the house.
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Hey, westons.
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Whoa! What's going on here?
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Refrigerator's empty.
The kitchen's a mess.
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And look at these dishes...
Jeez!
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Don't you people have
a dustbuster?
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We were just talking
about getting a maid.
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All right!
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You know, there's something
about a young girl,
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scrub bucket by her side,
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down on her hands and knees,
scouring.
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I don't know.
Call me a romantic.
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Charley, go home.
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You know, ordinarily,
I wouldn't, but...
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I can never say no to someone
in a tight sweater.
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All right, I'm gonna go
upstairs and take this off.
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If I'm not down in ten minutes,
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send for the jaws of life.
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Hey, the first thing
we should do
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is take out an ad
in the classified section
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for a maid.
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Yes, and I know just
what it should say.
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Write this down, Barbara...
Quick, before I forget.
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Wanted... domestic.
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Enthusiastic,
yet open to criticism.
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Must have solid sense of self,
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coupled
with an exquisite sensitivity
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to the emotional needs
of those around her.
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- Got that?
- Got it.
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"Wanted... maid. Hours flexible."
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Well, pal, I'm afraid your uncle
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was just playing
a little trick on you.
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Your ear is not a bottomless
source of quarters.
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No, those two I took out
apparently are the last ones.
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Nothing to worry about.
See ya. Bye-bye.
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Say, Laverne,
is that a quarter in your ear?
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In your dreams, Houdini.
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Erica Brody, room one.
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Ah! Well...
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- Erica!
- Hi, Dr. Weston.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Boy, I haven't seen you
in a long time.
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Here, I made this for you
in art class last week.
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Oh, thank you.
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Boy, my desk could really use
a paperweight...
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Looking bookend...
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Style ashtray.
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Thank you.
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So what brings you in today?
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My arm. It hurts when I move it.
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Okay, let's take a look at it.
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You know, my mom came along
with me today.
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Uh-huh.
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She said she likes coming
with me to see you.
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Yeah, well, I like
seeing her a lot too.
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- You do?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ow.
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Oh. That hurts, huh?
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A little.
She's had her hair done.
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- Ow.
- I'm sorry, dear.
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I'll be finished
here in a second.
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She's finally dating again.
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I'll bet if you asked her,
she'd go out with you.
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She's free Friday.
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Erica, I think I'm old enough
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to manage my own social life.
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This Friday?
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So are you gonna ask her out?
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I don't know. I don't know.
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- I just might.
- All right!
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I mean, ow.
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Miracle cure, eh?
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How is she, Harry?
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Better than you can imagine.
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Oh, boy, you look lovely.
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And your hair... boy, your hair
looks really nice.
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Well, thank you.
I just had it done.
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Sweet of you to notice.
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He is the sweetest.
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I'll be in the car, mom.
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Doctor, I have
some messages for you.
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Uh, not right now, Laverne.
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I want to speak with Mrs. Brody.
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Okay, fine.
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Um, Linda, I...
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Laverne, is there someplace else
you could be?
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No.
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Uh, well, anyway,
I was just won...
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Laverne, are you sure
there isn't something
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you could be doing
someplace else?
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No.
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What is it, Harry?
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Well, I was just wondering,
you know,
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I don't know,
maybe, you know, this Friday,
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if, you know, we...
You know, if you're not busy...
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he wants to take you out,
dinner and a movie.
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- Yeah, dinner and a movie.
- Well, I'd love to.
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- Oh, great.
- Sure, so I'll see you at...
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7:00, dress casual, his treat.
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I look forward to it.
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Oh! Yeah. Uh...
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I'll see you Friday.
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- Yeah. Good.
- Okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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Laverne, I could have handled
that myself.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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Actually, I'm surprised
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you could even overhear
that conversation,
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what with these quarters
in your ear.
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Now, Mrs. Kramer, let me
tell you how this house runs.
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I'll need
a ten-minute break every hour
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and an hour for lunch...
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And albacore tuna.
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Don't let me
catch you sneaking in
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any of that chunky light stuff.
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I don't drive,
and I refuse to take the bus,
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so here's my address.
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And if Oprah
has an interesting guest,
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I'll need some alone time.
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Do you clean?
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Yeah, but I don't like
nobody to watch me.
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I like her.
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Mrs. Kramer, I'm sorry.
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I don't think this
is going to work out.
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Fine. I'll need a ride
to my next appointment.
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Good-bye, Mrs. Kramer.
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All right, I'll go.
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But I don't want anyone
to watch me.
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I think we're making a mistake
letting her go.
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Oh, Barbara, please.
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What? You don't like anybody.
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Well...
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good afternoon.
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Elspeth peabody, answering
your advert for a domestic.
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Yes, come in, please,
Ms. peabody.
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Oh, thank you. Here's my resume.
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My, what a lovely home
you have here.
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Well, yes, it collects
a lot of dust.
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Well, as I always say,
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the day they do away with dust
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is the day that I'm out of work.
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Your references
seem to be in order.
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But, of course, we'll need
to check them out.
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Of course.
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I assume the hours and salary
are satisfactory?
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Perfectly.
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But there are a few things
I'd like to point out.
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I thought there might be.
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I insist on providing
my own transportation.
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And I will not have you wasting
your valuable time
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fixing me meals...
I like to bring my own.
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Oh, and if it's not a bother,
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I'd like you to send
every fourth check
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to the foundlings home.
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It's just a little something
I like to do.
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I think she's even better
than the last one.
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Uh, just one more question.
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Would you call me "mum"?
If you'd like.
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Carol, I think
we should hire her.
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Barbara, we cannot hire somebody
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just because
they're willing to call you
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by some silly name.
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You understand that,
don't you, elspeth?
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- Yes, mum.
- You're hired.
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Oh, thank you, mum.
And thank you too, mum.
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She's working out great already!
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I know! So we'll see you
Monday at 9:00?
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Very well. Ta-ta.
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Both: Ta-ta.
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Ta-ta.
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Good morning, Laverne.
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How was your weekend? All right.
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Nick was out of town
on a road trip,
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so I put the knobby tires
on the pickup
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and did some four-by-four
muddin' down on the sludge run
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at the lake.
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I'm surprised we didn't bump
into each other.
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How about you?
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How'd your date
with Erica's mom turn out?
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It was okay, I guess.
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I mean, I like Linda, but...
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We really just...
We don't click.
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Hi, Dr. Weston.
Can I talk to you?
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Sure you can, dear. Come on.
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So how did it go with my mom?
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Ah, Erica, please.
Come on. Sit down.
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On a scale from one to ten,
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how pretty do you think
my mom is?
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Erica, dear,
I don't know that we...
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'cause she said you were an 11.
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That's...
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Is that so?
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Yeah.
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Uh, and she understood
that ten is the best?
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So you're seeing my mom again?
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Well, I don't know, sweetheart.
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I-I think your mom
and I should be just friends.
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Oh, no. That's just what
she was afraid of.
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What?
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That she made
a bad first impression.
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See, she was real nervous
'cause she likes you a lot.
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Really?
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Well, she'd never been out
with an 11 before.
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Well...
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Now, she understood
that ten was the best?
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So would you ask her out
again, Dr. Weston?
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She'd really like to get
another chance
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to make you like her.
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Ah, I don't know. I don't know.
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Listen, all right, look,
I'll talk to your mom,
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and, uh, we'll see what happens.
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- Thanks, Dr. Weston.
- All right.
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Well, then don't pick at it!
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Well, that was quick.
How's the arm?
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Okay. Guess what.
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I think Dr. Weston's gonna
ask you out again.
258
00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:01,356
Oh, honey, I don't think so.
259
00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:03,024
We've been all through that.
260
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:05,360
Dr. Weston is a really nice man.
261
00:11:05,395 --> 00:11:06,995
I just don't like him
in that way
262
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:09,731
that people who are dating
are supposed to like each other.
263
00:11:09,766 --> 00:11:11,132
But he really likes you a lot
264
00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:12,667
and hopes you'll go out
with him again.
265
00:11:12,702 --> 00:11:14,002
Honey, I don't think
Dr. Weston is...
266
00:11:14,037 --> 00:11:15,637
he said you were an 11.
267
00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,266
Really?
268
00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:22,177
He was just real nervous
the other night
269
00:11:22,212 --> 00:11:23,511
'cause he likes you so much.
270
00:11:23,547 --> 00:11:25,280
He'd never been out
with an 11 before.
271
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:26,948
He said all that?
272
00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:28,576
Oh, uh...
273
00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:31,373
Oh. Linda, how are you?
274
00:11:31,696 --> 00:11:33,017
Hi, Harry.
275
00:11:34,491 --> 00:11:37,548
- You're looking lovely.
- Uh, yeah, you too.
276
00:11:37,596 --> 00:11:39,060
Well, thank you.
277
00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:41,074
Listen, um, Linda...
278
00:11:41,589 --> 00:11:44,199
I was just wondering
if we could, uh, maybe...
279
00:11:44,234 --> 00:11:45,767
hi, all!
280
00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:51,806
Laverne, I think I know
the answer to this question
281
00:11:51,842 --> 00:11:53,475
before I ask it, but...
282
00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:56,211
Is there someplace else
you could be right now?
283
00:11:56,246 --> 00:11:57,477
No.
284
00:11:58,114 --> 00:11:59,416
I knew that.
285
00:11:59,816 --> 00:12:02,183
Um, anyway, listen,
how about a picnic Saturday?
286
00:12:02,219 --> 00:12:04,419
The three of us
and... and a big, floppy dog.
287
00:12:04,454 --> 00:12:06,421
Well, I just love a picnic.
288
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:08,189
Oh, great. It's a date, then.
289
00:12:08,225 --> 00:12:10,191
Okay, so I'll see you Saturday.
290
00:12:10,227 --> 00:12:11,392
- Great.
- Great.
291
00:12:11,428 --> 00:12:12,794
Come on, I-I'll walk you
to the elevator.
292
00:12:12,829 --> 00:12:14,123
I'll be right there, mom.
293
00:12:15,465 --> 00:12:18,520
Laverne, you know
Dr. Weston's daughters.
294
00:12:18,835 --> 00:12:20,235
They must be the happiest,
295
00:12:20,270 --> 00:12:22,003
luckiest girls
in the world, huh?
296
00:12:22,038 --> 00:12:23,799
You got about an hour?
297
00:12:24,908 --> 00:12:27,408
I can't think of anyone
I'd rather have as a father
298
00:12:27,444 --> 00:12:28,476
than Dr. Weston.
299
00:12:28,512 --> 00:12:29,811
Well, sweetheart,
300
00:12:29,846 --> 00:12:31,179
I-I wouldn't get my hopes up.
301
00:12:31,214 --> 00:12:33,311
Oh, no,
it's gonna happen, Laverne.
302
00:12:33,358 --> 00:12:35,316
Someday soon, you'll pick up
the phone and hear,
303
00:12:35,352 --> 00:12:37,121
"hi, is my dad there?"
304
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,643
And it'll be me.
305
00:12:42,299 --> 00:12:44,196
Bye, Laverne.
306
00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,186
Daddy was right.
307
00:12:47,221 --> 00:12:49,577
I should have stayed
in the coal mine.
308
00:12:56,973 --> 00:12:58,639
Boy, that elspeth's incredible.
309
00:12:58,674 --> 00:13:00,241
I walk around the house,
and I can see my reflection
310
00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:01,276
in everything.
311
00:13:01,310 --> 00:13:02,576
She's good.
312
00:13:02,612 --> 00:13:04,245
Some tea, lady Barbara?
313
00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,946
Oh, just a spot.
314
00:13:06,983 --> 00:13:08,315
What was that?
315
00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:09,550
What?
316
00:13:09,585 --> 00:13:11,819
I thought I heard a crumb drop.
317
00:13:11,854 --> 00:13:13,587
You heard a crumb drop?
318
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:16,657
Just as I thought.
319
00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:18,607
Here's the little culprit.
320
00:13:19,195 --> 00:13:21,462
Elspeth, this is amazing!
321
00:13:21,497 --> 00:13:22,963
My sweater's like brand-new.
322
00:13:22,999 --> 00:13:24,265
How did you do this?
323
00:13:24,300 --> 00:13:26,938
Actually, Dr. Weston,
I knitted it.
324
00:13:28,004 --> 00:13:29,970
Well, I-i... Thank you.
325
00:13:30,006 --> 00:13:31,572
At least let me pay you for it.
326
00:13:31,607 --> 00:13:33,474
Oh, no, Dr. Weston, please.
327
00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:35,930
You'll make me blush.
328
00:13:36,846 --> 00:13:38,679
I should be off.
329
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,848
She's good. She's good.
330
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:42,049
Listen, if you girls want me,
331
00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:44,718
I'll be at, uh, Stevenson park,
picnicking.
332
00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,963
Come on, dreyf,
let's go. Picnic.
333
00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:51,292
Dreyfuss, frisbee!
334
00:13:53,696 --> 00:13:55,696
Trees!
335
00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:57,347
Ah.
336
00:13:58,467 --> 00:14:01,168
Oh, Barbara,
isn't elspeth wonderful?
337
00:14:01,204 --> 00:14:03,070
I mean, look,
our China sparkles.
338
00:14:03,105 --> 00:14:04,305
Our stemware sparkles.
339
00:14:04,340 --> 00:14:05,837
Our silver spar...
340
00:14:06,909 --> 00:14:07,975
Our silver's missing.
341
00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,777
- What?
- Oh, my god.
342
00:14:09,812 --> 00:14:13,080
Mom's wedding silver...
Half of it's missing.
343
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:16,650
And our teapot's gone, too,
344
00:14:16,686 --> 00:14:18,285
and the candlesticks!
345
00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:21,055
We've been robbed.
I don't believe it.
346
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,489
- And I know who did it.
- Who?
347
00:14:22,525 --> 00:14:23,624
Elspeth.
348
00:14:23,659 --> 00:14:25,461
Elspeth the maid?
349
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:29,196
What other elspeth?
350
00:14:29,232 --> 00:14:30,297
I mean, look at the facts,
Barbara.
351
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,899
The silver was all here
four days ago
352
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:33,534
before we hired her.
353
00:14:33,569 --> 00:14:35,803
Yeah, and then she
started polishing it,
354
00:14:35,838 --> 00:14:37,304
and now it's gone.
355
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:38,906
That's why she's been
so efficient and polite.
356
00:14:38,941 --> 00:14:41,408
She's been... she's been covering
up so she could clean us out.
357
00:14:41,444 --> 00:14:43,110
Yeah, what a phony.
358
00:14:43,145 --> 00:14:44,912
Yes, mum. No, mum.
359
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:46,614
And how about that sweater ploy.
360
00:14:46,649 --> 00:14:48,716
Well, she'll have plenty
of time for knitting.
361
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:50,664
In the big house.
362
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:58,158
All right, now,
ladies and gentlemen,
363
00:14:58,194 --> 00:15:01,161
at this point in the picnic,
it is my distinct pleasure
364
00:15:01,197 --> 00:15:04,965
to introduce one of the great
fetch artists of all time...
365
00:15:05,001 --> 00:15:06,867
Dreyfuss the dog!
366
00:15:06,902 --> 00:15:10,187
Dreyf, ball. Hey, boy, yeah. Go!
367
00:15:11,741 --> 00:15:13,173
Atta boy, atta boy, dreyf!
368
00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,516
There you go! Go get it!
369
00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:16,932
Go!
370
00:15:19,115 --> 00:15:20,881
That's... that's right. Lie down.
371
00:15:20,916 --> 00:15:24,380
Take a rest. No sense going
the full 20 feet nonstop.
372
00:15:25,087 --> 00:15:26,954
Mom, the sandwiches were great.
373
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,555
Isn't she a great cook,
Dr. Weston?
374
00:15:28,591 --> 00:15:29,957
Yes, indeed.
375
00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:31,525
Don't you think
he's a great eater, mom?
376
00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:33,071
He sure is.
377
00:15:33,329 --> 00:15:35,195
Well, it looks like you two
have a lot to talk about.
378
00:15:35,231 --> 00:15:37,051
And I feel the wind picking up.
379
00:15:39,435 --> 00:15:42,176
Well, you raised
one terrific kid there.
380
00:15:43,806 --> 00:15:45,973
Look at her... she's getting
the kite up already.
381
00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,541
You know,
it doesn't surprise me.
382
00:15:47,576 --> 00:15:50,041
Everything she touches
seems to work like a charm.
383
00:15:50,112 --> 00:15:51,773
Yeah, well...
384
00:15:52,381 --> 00:15:54,646
She is. She's one great kid.
385
00:16:01,324 --> 00:16:03,495
Yeah, you gotta like that kid.
386
00:16:04,226 --> 00:16:06,994
You know, I just love
the open air,
387
00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,329
being outside.
388
00:16:08,364 --> 00:16:09,730
Do you like camping?
389
00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:12,435
Camping! No, not really, uh...
390
00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:16,382
Well, I love camping.
I go every vacation.
391
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,202
How about that?
392
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,313
- Do you like music?
- Yeah.
393
00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,381
Oh! Great.
394
00:16:27,416 --> 00:16:29,378
What, jazz, classical,
contemporary?
395
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,513
No.
396
00:16:38,060 --> 00:16:40,361
Uh, I-Linda, I-i have
to be honest with you.
397
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:42,496
I-I was very surprised
when Erica told me
398
00:16:42,531 --> 00:16:44,365
that you wanted
to, uh, see me again
399
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,503
after that first date.
400
00:16:47,262 --> 00:16:48,636
Erica told you that?
401
00:16:48,653 --> 00:16:51,487
- Yeah.
- What else did she say?
402
00:16:51,522 --> 00:16:54,190
Well, she said
you were afraid you made
403
00:16:54,225 --> 00:16:57,260
a bad impression
because you were nervous,
404
00:16:57,295 --> 00:17:01,480
because you found me
so very attractive.
405
00:17:02,734 --> 00:17:05,735
Well, she told me
the same thing about you.
406
00:17:14,379 --> 00:17:15,879
Hmm.
407
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,347
- Friends?
- Friends.
408
00:17:18,383 --> 00:17:20,049
Well, friend, I think you and I
409
00:17:20,084 --> 00:17:21,917
have a bit of a problem here.
410
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,353
Dreyf, dreyf, where did you
get that picnic basket?
411
00:17:24,389 --> 00:17:25,821
Dreyfuss!
412
00:17:25,857 --> 00:17:28,124
Well, obviously
from this enormously large man
413
00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:29,225
running this way.
414
00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:31,527
Uh, hi, there, sir.
Is this your dog?
415
00:17:31,562 --> 00:17:33,396
He's a pushy little fella.
416
00:17:39,337 --> 00:17:41,281
Okay, that's elspeth.
417
00:17:41,824 --> 00:17:43,518
Elspeth the maid?
418
00:17:44,342 --> 00:17:47,043
Yes, elspeth the maid!
Maybe I should do the talking.
419
00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:48,778
No, no, I've had
experience with thieves.
420
00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:50,379
We'll do
a good cop/bad cop thing.
421
00:17:50,415 --> 00:17:53,049
- Okay, I'll be the bad cop.
- No, I'll be the bad cop.
422
00:17:53,084 --> 00:17:54,650
Okay, we'll both be the bad cop.
423
00:17:54,686 --> 00:17:56,052
Carol, it doesn't work that way.
424
00:17:56,087 --> 00:17:57,653
Well, if I can't be the bad cop,
425
00:17:57,689 --> 00:17:59,098
I don't want to do it!
426
00:18:00,124 --> 00:18:02,391
How about bad cop/whiny cop?
427
00:18:04,328 --> 00:18:06,883
I got your message.
Is there a problem?
428
00:18:06,921 --> 00:18:08,349
Sit down, elspeth.
429
00:18:10,368 --> 00:18:12,275
Now...
430
00:18:12,704 --> 00:18:15,225
Is there anything
you'd like to tell us?
431
00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:16,472
No, mum.
432
00:18:16,507 --> 00:18:18,696
You can cut
the "mum" crap, lady!
433
00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:21,444
Did I do something wrong?
434
00:18:21,479 --> 00:18:24,046
"Did I do something wrong?"
435
00:18:24,082 --> 00:18:25,114
Look, lady,
436
00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:26,482
I don't know how things
work in england,
437
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,584
but in this country,
we respect people's property.
438
00:18:28,619 --> 00:18:30,486
Where's our silver,
439
00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:32,355
our candlesticks and our teapot?
440
00:18:32,390 --> 00:18:34,430
Oh, yes.
441
00:18:35,426 --> 00:18:37,938
We know about the teapot.
442
00:18:38,262 --> 00:18:39,929
I'm afraid I don't follow.
443
00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:41,697
Oh, give us a break, elspeth,
444
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,866
if that is your real name.
445
00:18:43,901 --> 00:18:46,570
Or is it big Bertha?
446
00:18:50,541 --> 00:18:52,208
Under the circumstances,
447
00:18:52,243 --> 00:18:54,789
I don't think I can stay here
any longer.
448
00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:56,332
Good-bye, mums.
449
00:18:56,748 --> 00:18:58,522
You'll be hearing from us!
450
00:18:59,117 --> 00:19:01,384
That went over pretty well.
451
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:03,285
I guess you can do
bad cop/bad cop.
452
00:19:03,321 --> 00:19:07,036
Hey, who's the old goat
crying in the Subaru?
453
00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:11,470
Elspeth.
454
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,484
Elspeth the maid?
455
00:19:13,564 --> 00:19:15,251
Yes, elspeth the maid!
456
00:19:15,290 --> 00:19:16,665
Actually, our ex-maid.
457
00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,033
Ex, huh? What'd she do?
458
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,468
She took half our silver.
459
00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,237
Whoa, I guess great minds
think alike.
460
00:19:21,272 --> 00:19:22,445
So did I.
461
00:19:22,607 --> 00:19:24,378
Wait a second, Charley.
462
00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:25,908
You took our silver?
463
00:19:25,943 --> 00:19:28,010
Yeah, and your candlesticks
and your teapot.
464
00:19:28,045 --> 00:19:30,079
- Oh, my god.
- Don't get upset.
465
00:19:30,114 --> 00:19:32,569
I'll dust-bust it
before I return it.
466
00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:35,384
Elspeth, wait!
467
00:19:35,420 --> 00:19:38,154
She's gone. Okay. Okay, Barbara.
468
00:19:38,189 --> 00:19:39,588
I know. I know what we'll do.
469
00:19:39,624 --> 00:19:42,191
Um, um, we'll write a letter
of apology to elspeth.
470
00:19:42,226 --> 00:19:44,675
Quick, quick... write this down
before I forget.
471
00:19:44,996 --> 00:19:46,435
"Dear elspeth...
472
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,213
"Oh, my!
473
00:19:48,467 --> 00:19:50,402
Well, what a sticky wicket."
474
00:19:57,408 --> 00:19:59,875
Come in.
475
00:19:59,911 --> 00:20:02,845
Hi, Dr. Weston. My mom said
you wanted to talk to me.
476
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:04,780
Yeah. Thank you
for coming over, dear.
477
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:05,981
- Sit down.
- Guess what.
478
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:07,983
My mom had a great time
at the picnic Saturday.
479
00:20:08,019 --> 00:20:10,432
She told me she can't wait
for your call.
480
00:20:11,062 --> 00:20:13,522
Erica, your mother
is not waiting for my call.
481
00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:14,716
Sure she is.
482
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,027
Dear, we found out Saturday
that you've been telling us
483
00:20:18,062 --> 00:20:20,463
things about each other
that aren't quite true.
484
00:20:20,498 --> 00:20:21,607
Oh.
485
00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:23,899
Well, I might have lied
a little bit.
486
00:20:23,935 --> 00:20:25,935
But what counts is I got
you two together, right?
487
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:30,039
Erica, we are not
gonna be together.
488
00:20:30,074 --> 00:20:31,307
But you have to.
489
00:20:31,342 --> 00:20:33,309
You and I are so great together,
490
00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:34,877
like after you and mom's
first date
491
00:20:34,912 --> 00:20:37,546
when you brought home ice cream
and we made floats,
492
00:20:37,582 --> 00:20:38,982
and at the picnic
when you taught me
493
00:20:39,016 --> 00:20:40,838
how to catch a frisbee
behind my back.
494
00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,808
I mean, I finally found
a great father.
495
00:20:44,823 --> 00:20:47,396
And I know if we just keep
trying, mom will come around.
496
00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:51,994
Honey, I'm afraid
it just doesn't work that way.
497
00:20:52,029 --> 00:20:53,128
You're gonna have to wait
498
00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:55,030
until your mom
meets the right person.
499
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,732
But that's not fair.
500
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:59,168
Why does mom get to pick
who she wants for a husband,
501
00:20:59,203 --> 00:21:01,604
but I don't get to pick
who I want for a father?
502
00:21:01,639 --> 00:21:04,373
Erica, trust me, dear. Trust me.
503
00:21:04,408 --> 00:21:08,077
One day your mom's gonna find
a wonderful man.
504
00:21:08,112 --> 00:21:09,845
You're both gonna love him.
505
00:21:09,881 --> 00:21:11,313
But that'll never happen.
506
00:21:11,349 --> 00:21:13,457
Yes, it will, dear.
I promise you.
507
00:21:13,713 --> 00:21:15,117
But I tell you what.
508
00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:16,952
While you're waiting
for this great father,
509
00:21:16,988 --> 00:21:18,721
I'd love to spend time with you
510
00:21:18,756 --> 00:21:21,257
and catch frisbees
and fly kites and make floats.
511
00:21:21,292 --> 00:21:23,225
Really? You'll still do
those things with me?
512
00:21:23,261 --> 00:21:24,646
Of course.
513
00:21:24,910 --> 00:21:27,780
Honey, I will always,
514
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,131
always be here for you,
515
00:21:30,801 --> 00:21:34,670
whether you just want to talk
or whether you just need a...
516
00:21:34,705 --> 00:21:36,726
Quarter!
517
00:21:39,076 --> 00:21:41,310
You know, maybe my mom
can do better.
518
00:21:41,345 --> 00:21:43,298
Give me that!
519
00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:54,362
Hi, daddy. How was your day?
520
00:21:54,721 --> 00:21:56,814
- Kind of tough.
- Us too.
521
00:21:57,069 --> 00:21:59,103
There have been some changes
around here.
522
00:21:59,138 --> 00:22:00,871
Sweetheart, please,
tell me later.
523
00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:02,873
I just want to get
something to eat, okay?
524
00:22:02,909 --> 00:22:07,058
Stop staring at me.
I don't like to be watched.
525
00:22:11,890 --> 00:22:13,673
Who is this lady?
526
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:18,273
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