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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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one by one
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we fill the days
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we find a thousand
different ways
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Sometimes the answer
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can be hard to find
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that's something
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I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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hi, westons.
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You know how I always say,
"all the world's a stage
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and the men and women
merely players"?
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Okay, maybe it wasn't me.
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Anyway, here, theater tickets.
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Watch it, daddy.
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President Lincoln
was set up this way.
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I suppose I deserve that.
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There was a time
when I used to come over here
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and take things from you.
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That was
10 minutes ago, Charley.
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Right.
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But that was the old me.
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The new Charley acknowledges
all that you've done for him.
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And now it's payback time.
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Female spaghetti wrestling?
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Whoops.
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Can't have those.
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These are for you.
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Char, these are
for phantom of the opera!
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I've been on the waiting list
for a month!
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They must have cost a fortune.
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Hey, nothing's too good
for my old pals the westons.
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Yeah, okay, daddy,
I've heard enough.
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Something very strange
is going on here.
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Oh, Carol, stop.
You're so suspicious.
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Charley just simply came over
and gave us a gift,
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out of the blue,
at great expense.
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Charley, something very strange
is going on here.
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Darn, I thought
I could pull it off.
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But you westons
are too smart for me.
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Okay, here's how it went down.
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I got a date
with the carpesi twins...
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I guess technically two dates.
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Now, I didn't tell jan
that nan was coming,
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and nan didn't know
that jan was coming.
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Okay, so far, normal, right?
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Oh.
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Anyway, they dumped me.
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And now I'm stuck
with these tickets to a play
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about a man with half a face.
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Naturally, I thought
of you people.
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Well, Charley,
this is so unexpected.
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It's... it's... i mean,
it's really very sweet of you.
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And I'm... I-I'm touched.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Settle down, buddy.
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You'd think I'd given you
my spaghetti wrestling tickets.
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Now, Carol, you...
Listen to me, dear.
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You make sure
that you and Barbara
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get to the theater on time,
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because I don't want to miss
the opening curtain.
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It's Laverne. I got to go.
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I got a special surprise
for her.
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Oh.
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Good morning, Laverne.
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Hey.
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You're right on time.
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You better have
a good explanation.
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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Uh, do you notice
anything different?
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Oh, my lord!
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You've straightened up my area.
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Ha! The entire office, Laverne.
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You know how
you're always complaining
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how disorganized I am?
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Oh, I knew I never should've
given you your own key.
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Well, I guess
there wasn't any harm done.
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Wait a minute.
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Where's my wienie wrapper?
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I, uh... I beg your pardon?
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Wienie wrapper, wienie wrapper!
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Where's my wienie wrapper?
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I always keep it right here
between my tape dispenser
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and my staple remover.
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What, that wasn't garbage?
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Garbage?
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That was only my
most prized memento, that's all.
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Laverne,
it was a hot-dog wrapper.
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Well, that hot-dog wrapper
was the first thing
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my husband, Nick, ever give me.
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We were at the ballpark.
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It was our first date,
and I was still uncertain
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just how I might feel about him.
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But then he hit a single.
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I was cheering in the stands.
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And he looked up
and caught the eye of a vendor
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and called out,
as only Nick can do,
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"send that little lady
a wienie!"
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And from that moment on,
I was a goner.
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Now you've done thrown away
my wrapper.
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All right, now,
don't worry about it.
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Don't worry. I-i put all
the trash bags in the basement.
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I will go down there,
and I will...
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- I'll dig through them.
- Oh.
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Well, that's awful sweet of you.
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If you happen to find
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an unflattering caricature
of yourself,
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I know nothing about it.
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It was her fault.
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It was not. It was your fault.
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I don't care whose fault it was.
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Everybody else in the theater
managed to share an armrest.
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Daddy, you're making
way too big a deal out of this.
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Really?
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The phantom himself
asked us to leave.
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Ah, aloha!
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Welcome to Charley's pool party.
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Uh... uh, what?
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Yeah, it's a luau.
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Look, uh,
just make yourselves at home.
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Uh, chicks and beer in the back.
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A lot of roof diving going on.
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Swimsuits optional.
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Whoa!
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Where is the host?
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I think he's out back
rotating the pig.
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Daddy, look what they did
to dreyfuss!
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Dreyfuss, we got a house full
of strange people,
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and you bark at us?
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Hey, somebody send
the beer dog back in here!
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And when the captain comes
on board, they do one of these.
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Permission
to come aboard, Charley.
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Hey, Harry.
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Harry!
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Hey, what are all you
strange people doing
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in my neighbor's house?
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You got one hour to clear out.
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Everybody out at the pool
for the limbo contest!
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- Excuse me.
- No, come here, Charley.
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I want to talk to you.
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What are you doing home, anyway?
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They promised me
that phantom didn't get out
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until after midnight.
Never mind that, Charley.
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You are a lying, scheming,
conniving lowlife.
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Hey, buddy, you sound mad.
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I am more than mad, Charles.
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I am furious. I am livid.
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Really?
Because you just sound mad.
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Charley, I am through with you.
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I will have nothing more
to do with you.
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Hey, Harry.
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Buddy.
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Oh, buddy? You're not my buddy.
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You're not my friend.
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Friends don't do things
like this.
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You're not my anything.
Get out, Charley.
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Come on, Harry, now, I mean,
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you say that all the time.
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Yeah, well,
I've never said this before.
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Get out. Stay out.
Never come back.
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I can't believe the perverts
Charley invited to that party.
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Look what I found under my bed.
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So that's where my...
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Pool man.
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Yeah, come on in.
So how's the pool?
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Well, I think I got it
under control now.
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But as your pool man,
I'd really like to steer you
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towards air mattresses and away
from those inflatable girls.
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Fine. Just... may I have
the bill, please?
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Thank you.
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$200?
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Hey, you party hard,
you pay the Piper.
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I am not paying this.
Charley's paying this.
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Cha...
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hey, where's all the furniture?
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Charley?
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Listen to this...
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"attention, ladies.
Charley dietz has moved."
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Charley's moved?
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"Atencion, se?oritas."
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Charley dietz no esta aqui."
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"Attention, mademoiselles.
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Charley dietz
n'habite plus ici."
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Laverne.
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What is going on here?
Why is this chained down?
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Well, that letter opener
has a lot of sentimental value.
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I didn't want to see you
throwing it away
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like you have so many
of my misty watercolor memories.
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Laverne, it was just one thing.
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I threw away a hot-dog wrapper,
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and I feel...
I feel awful about that.
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Well, all right.
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I guess it's best
we just forget this whole thing.
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Dr. Weston's office.
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Oh, hi, Nick.
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Yeah, I can't talk right now.
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He's here.
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Laverne, please.
Let me talk to him, all right?
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Uh, hi. It's Dr. Weston.
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Nick, that is not fair.
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I did not rip a little piece
of your heart out.
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Yes, I know it was
a misty watercolor memory.
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Well, I'm... I'm sorry.
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I'm sure he'll get over it.
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I hope so,
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'cause in the past,
whenever there was
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a difficult time
in our marriage,
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there was only one sure way
to smooth things over.
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Oh, well, what?
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We'd pull out
that hot-dog wrapper
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and remember the good times.
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Ugh.
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So long, Ilsa,
or should I say...
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Hbo.
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Showtime.
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Playboy channel.
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Cinemax.
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Playboy channel.
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Nickelodeon.
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Playboy channel.
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Off.
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Record.
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Hi, Charley.
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Barbara, hey!
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I was just thinking about you.
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It's good to see you.
You too. Can I come in?
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Sure, come on in.
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I got you some groceries.
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It's been a couple of days,
so I figured
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you'd be missing
our refrigerator.
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Speaking of frigid, how's Carol?
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She's fine.
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And, um, Harry?
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He's fine too.
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Still a pediatrician?
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Charley, it's only been
a couple of days.
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Well, you lose touch, you know.
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So I guess he's still
pretty mad at me, huh?
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Yeah.
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You know, Charley,
just because daddy
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got mad at you
didn't mean you had to move.
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I mean,
it would have blown over.
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I'll tell you something.
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I was a little upset at first,
but turns out,
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best thing
that ever happened to me.
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Check this out.
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The beach rise complex
newsletter.
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Monday night, body painting.
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Tuesday night,
the art of sensual massage.
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Wednesday night,
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video highlights
of Monday and Tuesday.
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Oh, you sound like
you're happy here.
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Oh, yeah.
263
00:11:38,853 --> 00:11:40,304
Excuse me.
264
00:11:40,621 --> 00:11:43,155
Ginny, hi! Come on in.
265
00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:45,090
Barbara Weston,
meet my neighbor, Ginny schill.
266
00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:46,225
- Hi.
- Hi.
267
00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,726
I brought you
your favorite goodies.
268
00:11:47,761 --> 00:11:49,268
I'll bet you did.
269
00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:51,898
Oh, you mean the bag.
270
00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:56,401
What can I say, except put those
in the kitchen, will you?
271
00:11:56,437 --> 00:11:57,908
Thanks, hon.
272
00:11:58,572 --> 00:12:00,906
Well, Charley, it looks like
you have everything you need.
273
00:12:00,941 --> 00:12:01,907
So I'll be going.
274
00:12:01,942 --> 00:12:03,342
Oh, it was nice of you
to stop by.
275
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:06,006
Oh, and thanks,
but I won't be needing these.
276
00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:15,254
Oh, no, Ginny.
Those don't go there.
277
00:12:15,289 --> 00:12:18,394
They go way up on the top shelf.
278
00:12:19,138 --> 00:12:20,625
Right.
279
00:12:27,589 --> 00:12:30,456
Hi, is this the hickory,
Arkansas, municipal stadium?
280
00:12:30,492 --> 00:12:32,558
Oh, great. Uh, listen.
281
00:12:32,594 --> 00:12:34,761
I'm calling from Miami, Florida.
282
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,096
Um, I need you to send me
a hot dog
283
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:39,665
by federal express.
284
00:12:43,900 --> 00:12:47,683
No, I don't want a coke
with that, just the hot dog.
285
00:12:49,177 --> 00:12:51,641
Well, how many kinds
can there possibly be?
286
00:12:52,947 --> 00:12:55,148
Regular, footlong, superdog.
287
00:12:55,183 --> 00:12:58,661
Well, whichever is
the most romantic.
288
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:00,987
Hello?
289
00:13:01,022 --> 00:13:02,524
Hello?
290
00:13:04,159 --> 00:13:06,292
Wow.
291
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,061
Would you look at this?
292
00:13:08,096 --> 00:13:09,662
Otto, why so excited?
293
00:13:09,697 --> 00:13:11,130
It's just a-a bandage.
294
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,132
Well, this here's
a Garfield bandage.
295
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,867
This is what you call found art.
296
00:13:14,903 --> 00:13:17,379
It's going right
into my collection.
297
00:13:17,672 --> 00:13:18,938
Collection?
298
00:13:18,973 --> 00:13:21,067
Yeah, one of the best.
299
00:13:21,529 --> 00:13:23,443
Take this for example.
300
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:25,959
It's a tie-dyed tube sock...
301
00:13:26,381 --> 00:13:27,713
Two treasures in one.
302
00:13:27,749 --> 00:13:30,116
On one hand, it's a celebration
of the youth culture.
303
00:13:30,151 --> 00:13:31,751
On the other one,
it's a fine example
304
00:13:31,786 --> 00:13:35,254
of the decline
of American manufacturing.
305
00:13:35,290 --> 00:13:36,823
Feel.
306
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:38,993
Just... just feel that elastic.
307
00:13:41,957 --> 00:13:44,091
- It could be springier, yeah.
- Yeah.
308
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:46,059
Uh, Otto,
you wouldn't happen to have
309
00:13:46,095 --> 00:13:48,128
a hot-dog wrapper
in there, would you?
310
00:13:48,163 --> 00:13:50,263
As a matter of fact, I added one
311
00:13:50,299 --> 00:13:52,632
to my collection just last week.
312
00:13:52,668 --> 00:13:53,834
That's... you found it!
313
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,435
You found the...
The missing hot dog...
314
00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:58,472
Listen, Otto,
I'll give you $10 for it.
315
00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:00,318
I don't know.
316
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,543
$20.
317
00:14:03,579 --> 00:14:04,911
Deal.
318
00:14:04,947 --> 00:14:06,813
Okay, thank you very much.
319
00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:07,881
This is it.
320
00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:09,199
Uh...
321
00:14:09,897 --> 00:14:11,885
Uh, Laverne, would you sit down?
322
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,049
There was something I'd like
to say to you.
323
00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:16,623
Now, you know how sometimes
in life,
324
00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:18,859
things are dark and bleak,
and you lose hope?
325
00:14:18,894 --> 00:14:21,144
Uh, what the hell
are you talking about?
326
00:14:21,997 --> 00:14:24,171
I'm talking about this.
327
00:14:24,633 --> 00:14:27,734
- My hot-dog wrapper.
- I found it!
328
00:14:27,770 --> 00:14:29,469
Well, the trouble
you must've gone through
329
00:14:29,505 --> 00:14:30,937
to get this... That is so sweet.
330
00:14:30,973 --> 00:14:32,739
- Yeah, well...
- Huh.
331
00:14:37,312 --> 00:14:39,112
Davey Matthews, room one.
332
00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:40,881
What are you doing?
333
00:14:40,916 --> 00:14:43,350
- You mean that wrapper thing?
- Uh, yeah.
334
00:14:43,385 --> 00:14:45,352
Well, you remember
how Nick and I were so upset
335
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:46,920
about you throwing that out
and everything?
336
00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:49,456
Uh, yeah,
I-i seem to recall that.
337
00:14:49,491 --> 00:14:51,391
Well, we got to talking
about it,
338
00:14:51,427 --> 00:14:53,193
and we realized
that we didn't need
339
00:14:53,228 --> 00:14:54,995
some old hot-dog wrapper
to help us
340
00:14:55,030 --> 00:14:57,097
through the hard times...
We got each other.
341
00:14:57,132 --> 00:14:59,733
That's just a worthless piece
of garbage.
342
00:15:02,237 --> 00:15:03,837
Well, you know,
just a few minutes ago,
343
00:15:03,872 --> 00:15:06,532
it had much, much,
much more value.
344
00:15:07,509 --> 00:15:08,742
Well, hold it, now.
345
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,631
Reverse that skedaddle.
346
00:15:11,313 --> 00:15:14,714
The old 75-watter
just went off overhead.
347
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,450
Laverne, forgive me.
348
00:15:16,485 --> 00:15:19,368
I'm about two colorful phrases
behind you.
349
00:15:19,955 --> 00:15:22,856
Well, it occurs to me
that while this hot-dog wrapper
350
00:15:22,891 --> 00:15:25,392
might not be important
to me an Nick anymore,
351
00:15:25,427 --> 00:15:27,427
now it's taken on
a whole new meaning.
352
00:15:27,463 --> 00:15:28,606
Oh?
353
00:15:28,645 --> 00:15:30,363
Well, I mean, you went
through a lot of trouble
354
00:15:30,399 --> 00:15:31,932
to find this for me,
and that was really sweet,
355
00:15:31,967 --> 00:15:35,032
so I'm gonna keep
this wienie wrapper.
356
00:15:35,378 --> 00:15:37,037
And every time I look at it,
357
00:15:37,072 --> 00:15:39,067
I'll remember
how much you really care.
358
00:15:39,658 --> 00:15:41,174
Well...
359
00:15:41,210 --> 00:15:43,643
Well, I'm really touched,
Laverne.
360
00:15:43,679 --> 00:15:46,079
You know what? You might say
that now you and I
361
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,248
have our own
misty watercolor memory.
362
00:15:48,283 --> 00:15:49,850
Don't push it.
363
00:15:56,558 --> 00:15:58,492
Oh, daddy, isn't it wonderful?
364
00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:00,794
We have all these perks
since Charley left.
365
00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,563
You get to read the paper
with the sports section intact.
366
00:16:03,599 --> 00:16:04,965
Yes, that's true.
367
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,067
Oh, look, it seems Miami
368
00:16:07,102 --> 00:16:09,165
has a professional football
team now.
369
00:16:10,372 --> 00:16:11,671
You see?
370
00:16:11,707 --> 00:16:13,673
Isn't it nice to have
your paper in the evening,
371
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:15,308
your clothes in the closet,
372
00:16:15,344 --> 00:16:17,210
some beer left
in the refrigerator?
373
00:16:17,246 --> 00:16:19,246
Well, I don't drink beer, dear.
374
00:16:19,281 --> 00:16:20,647
Well, all right.
Your beer, then.
375
00:16:20,682 --> 00:16:21,781
I don't drink it.
376
00:16:21,817 --> 00:16:24,684
You mean none of us
even drinks beer?
377
00:16:28,090 --> 00:16:30,985
I've been buying it
just for Charley?
378
00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,094
Do you realize what the man
must've cost us
379
00:16:34,129 --> 00:16:35,695
in food over the years?
380
00:16:35,731 --> 00:16:38,498
Well, let's see. If each beer
costs about 60 cents...
381
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:40,400
Barbara, does the word
"rhetorical"
382
00:16:40,435 --> 00:16:42,117
mean anything to you?
383
00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:44,062
Not really.
384
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:46,439
Besides, I kind of liked it
385
00:16:46,475 --> 00:16:47,974
when Charley came around
for meals.
386
00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:49,442
I must say,
387
00:16:49,478 --> 00:16:52,279
Charley had
the most astounding appetite.
388
00:16:52,314 --> 00:16:53,413
Yes, daddy, he was a pig.
389
00:16:53,448 --> 00:16:54,648
Oh.
390
00:16:54,683 --> 00:16:56,283
Carol, you're being
too hard on Charley.
391
00:16:56,318 --> 00:16:57,784
I kind of miss him.
392
00:16:57,819 --> 00:17:01,188
Now, Barbara, that's just
those low s.A.T. Scores talking.
393
00:17:01,223 --> 00:17:03,023
Tell her, daddy.
394
00:17:03,058 --> 00:17:04,891
Well, it's... you know,
it was a lot more lively
395
00:17:04,927 --> 00:17:06,026
when Charley was around.
396
00:17:06,061 --> 00:17:07,427
What is wrong with you two?
397
00:17:07,462 --> 00:17:09,729
We're talking about a man
who used to barge in here,
398
00:17:09,765 --> 00:17:11,565
day or night,
without even knocking.
399
00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:13,366
Yeah, remember that?
400
00:17:13,402 --> 00:17:14,743
Stop this!
401
00:17:14,769 --> 00:17:15,934
This is Charley...
402
00:17:15,970 --> 00:17:18,470
The man who used dreyfuss
to pick up women,
403
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:19,471
for god's sake.
404
00:17:19,507 --> 00:17:20,873
Yeah.
405
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:22,307
All right, all right.
406
00:17:22,343 --> 00:17:24,076
What about that pool party, huh?
407
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,911
And the way he set us up
with those theater tickets?
408
00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,246
You haven't forgotten
that, have you?
409
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:28,747
No, dear,
I haven't forgotten that.
410
00:17:28,783 --> 00:17:30,749
You're right, it was not
a very nice thing to do.
411
00:17:30,785 --> 00:17:31,984
Yeah.
412
00:17:32,019 --> 00:17:34,119
Then he has the audacity
to try to squirm out of it
413
00:17:34,155 --> 00:17:36,221
by pretending he knew
nothing about it.
414
00:17:36,257 --> 00:17:37,489
Right.
415
00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:40,025
Who but Charley would try
something so stupid
416
00:17:40,061 --> 00:17:41,493
and ridiculous?
417
00:17:41,529 --> 00:17:44,029
Both: Yeah.
418
00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,564
No!
419
00:17:45,599 --> 00:17:47,463
No, no, no.
420
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,672
What's it spell?
421
00:17:53,707 --> 00:17:56,062
Both: Charley!
422
00:17:56,577 --> 00:17:58,744
Do you want us to do
another cheer, Charley?
423
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:00,787
Maybe later.
424
00:18:02,116 --> 00:18:04,349
I know...
Let's go down to the jacuzzi
425
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,885
and sit on the jets.
426
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:10,255
Not tonight.
427
00:18:10,291 --> 00:18:12,024
Oh, what is with you, Charley?
428
00:18:12,059 --> 00:18:13,959
You used to be so much fun!
429
00:18:13,994 --> 00:18:16,014
I never thought
I'd say this, but...
430
00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:18,330
I'm not in the mood to party.
431
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,165
Come on. Let's get out of here.
432
00:18:20,201 --> 00:18:22,835
"Get out of here"...
That's what they used to say.
433
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:26,505
Oh, no, not those
westworld people again.
434
00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:29,308
Not westworld... The westons.
435
00:18:29,343 --> 00:18:31,778
They're my closest friends
in the world.
436
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,705
That's why I stole
this picture of them.
437
00:18:35,850 --> 00:18:37,916
Come on, Liza.
Let's get out of here.
438
00:18:37,952 --> 00:18:39,426
Yeah.
439
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:44,690
Hi, Harry.
440
00:18:44,725 --> 00:18:46,220
Charley, hi.
441
00:18:52,323 --> 00:18:53,288
Harry, Barbara.
442
00:18:53,324 --> 00:18:54,790
- Hi, Charley.
- Hi.
443
00:18:54,825 --> 00:18:56,058
- Charley.
- So...
444
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:57,230
Harry...
445
00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:00,462
You look good.
Uh, well, thank you.
446
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:02,226
Uh, you too, Charles.
447
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:04,316
So...
448
00:19:06,003 --> 00:19:07,910
Still a pediatrician?
449
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:09,773
Yep.
450
00:19:09,807 --> 00:19:11,073
That's funny, 'cause I'm...
451
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,175
You know, I'm still
in the cruise-ship thing.
452
00:19:13,210 --> 00:19:14,276
Charley, please, look,
453
00:19:14,311 --> 00:19:16,397
the reason we came over here
is that...
454
00:19:17,348 --> 00:19:18,881
We realized we miss you,
455
00:19:18,916 --> 00:19:20,616
and we want you
to move back home.
456
00:19:20,651 --> 00:19:22,651
- Really?
- Yeah.
457
00:19:22,686 --> 00:19:24,686
Gee, I'd...
I'd love to move back.
458
00:19:24,722 --> 00:19:26,321
But I-i don't know.
459
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:29,024
Uh, you said
some pretty awful things
460
00:19:29,060 --> 00:19:30,125
about me the other day.
461
00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:31,894
Charley, daddy was just angry.
462
00:19:31,929 --> 00:19:33,662
He didn't mean
the things he said.
463
00:19:33,697 --> 00:19:35,256
Did you, daddy?
464
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:36,899
Daddy.
465
00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:38,467
- Hmm, what?
- No, Barbara.
466
00:19:38,502 --> 00:19:39,568
He's right.
467
00:19:39,603 --> 00:19:41,546
Everything Harry said was true.
468
00:19:41,972 --> 00:19:44,673
You people have been wonderful
to me over the years,
469
00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:45,908
and look how I repay you.
470
00:19:45,943 --> 00:19:48,347
I'm a lousy neighbor
and a rotten friend.
471
00:19:48,712 --> 00:19:50,012
I don't deserve you.
472
00:19:50,047 --> 00:19:52,114
Well, come on.
I mean, Charley, it's...
473
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:53,348
no, it's true, Harry.
474
00:19:53,384 --> 00:19:55,150
There's not one nice thing
about me.
475
00:19:55,186 --> 00:19:56,418
Well, that's silly.
476
00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:57,586
Name one.
477
00:19:57,621 --> 00:20:00,316
All right, fine.
That's no problem.
478
00:20:04,277 --> 00:20:05,722
You're, um...
479
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,366
Barbara, just jump in anytime.
480
00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:17,734
Well, I mean, there's...
There's got to be something.
481
00:20:18,476 --> 00:20:19,775
I'm courteous?
482
00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:21,046
No.
483
00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:24,079
Thoughtful?
484
00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:25,880
Pfffft, no.
485
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,884
Wait a minute. This is crazy.
486
00:20:28,919 --> 00:20:30,552
There's nothing nice about me,
yet you miss me,
487
00:20:30,588 --> 00:20:32,054
and you want me to move back?
488
00:20:32,089 --> 00:20:33,089
Why?
489
00:20:33,124 --> 00:20:34,523
I... Charley, I don't know.
490
00:20:34,558 --> 00:20:36,533
I guess, you know, you're...
491
00:20:38,596 --> 00:20:40,095
Family.
492
00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:41,756
Family?
493
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:43,565
Yeah, I mean, that's...
That's got to be it.
494
00:20:43,601 --> 00:20:45,467
Uh, you're...
You're part of the family.
495
00:20:45,503 --> 00:20:47,636
And when you're part
of a family,
496
00:20:47,671 --> 00:20:50,906
you know, you kind of overlook
an occasional fault.
497
00:20:50,941 --> 00:20:52,474
Yeah, like me and Carol...
498
00:20:52,510 --> 00:20:54,910
Most of the time, I hate
her guts, and she makes me sick.
499
00:20:54,945 --> 00:20:56,578
But I know I'm gonna be
stuck with her
500
00:20:56,614 --> 00:20:59,521
for the rest of my life,
and I'm okay with that.
501
00:21:00,251 --> 00:21:02,851
And you feel that way about me?
502
00:21:02,887 --> 00:21:04,351
Sis.
503
00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:06,889
Dad.
504
00:21:06,924 --> 00:21:08,423
Oh, whoa, whoa.
505
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:09,833
Aw.
506
00:21:09,994 --> 00:21:12,327
Am I too late? You haven't
asked him back yet, have you?
507
00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:14,224
Old maid aunt.
508
00:21:15,799 --> 00:21:18,556
No! No, no, no!
509
00:21:18,602 --> 00:21:19,902
Hey, we have to put up with her.
510
00:21:19,937 --> 00:21:22,304
She's family.
511
00:21:22,354 --> 00:21:26,904
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