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Life goes on
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and so do we
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just how we do it
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is no mystery
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sometimes the answer
can be hard to find
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That's something
I will never be
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I'm always here
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for anything that you need
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rain or shine
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I'll be the one
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to share it all
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as life goes on
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we share it all
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as life goes on
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there you go, Laverne.
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I rotated his tires,
adjusted his brakes,
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and did some expensive and
unnecessary transmission work.
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Thanks, Dr. goodwrench.
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Bye, garett.
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Bye, nurse Todd.
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See you.
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Oh.
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So what do you think?
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It's a little overdressed
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for the Johnson girls
vaccination,
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but it's nice.
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Well, tonight's the annual to-do
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for Nick's ball team.
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Gives us a chance
to see the wives
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all dressed up fancy
for a change
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and see the men
not spittin' all over...
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Except for Steve marlowe,
of course.
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Oh. Well, uh, you might consider
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leaving the plastic
on the dress.
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Doctor's office. Oh, hi, Nick.
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- Good morning, daddy.
- Hi, sweetheart.
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You left your wallet
on the kitchen table.
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Oh, jeez. Thank you so much.
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How come you have three pictures
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of Barbara in your wallet
and only two of me?
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Well, I don't know, dear.
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I guess we didn't have
as many photos of you as...
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Oh, boy. Thank you so much.
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Laverne, that dress is gorgeous.
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What's the occasion?
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Well, it was
a big baseball banquet,
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but now I'm not goin'. Why not?
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Well, Nick just called to say
he has to go to Georgia
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for a few days, take care
of a little family business.
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- Oh, no.
- Well, Laverne,
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I'm sorry you're gonna have
to miss your night.
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Yeah, it's a real shame too.
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Nick and I have been
in kind of a rut lately.
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We could have used
some quality banquet time.
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Well, Laverne,
daddy will take you.
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Oh...
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No, it'd just be a bore
and an awkward four hours
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with a bunch of total strangers.
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He insists.
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Well, if he feels
that strongly...
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But I'd insist on drivin'.
It's a date.
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That is so nice. Thank you.
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- He'll see you tonight.
- Thank you.
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Okay, that's it.
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I saw it for sure this time.
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I'm not fooling around.
It is a real mouse.
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We have a mouse in the house.
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Do we have any rat poison?
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Barbara,
what are you talking about?
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The poor little thing...
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We're not going to use
rat poison.
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Fine. Then we'll get a cat.
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Barbara,
we are not going to kill it.
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Why would we kill it?
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Carol, it's the way things go.
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Like on
national geographic specials.
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Survival of the fittest.
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Lions kill hyenas.
Hyenas kill gazelles.
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God designed a very beautiful,
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complicated,
delicate balance of nature.
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Where's my gun?
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Absolutely not, Barbara.
You are not going to shoot it.
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What if this mouse has a family?
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What if he's a daddy mouse?
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And... and what if he has
a little house
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and two little daughter mouses?
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And one of them's
a little domestic mouse
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who does all the cooking
for the family?
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And the other's
a little police mouse...
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Who wears too much eye makeup
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and goes to second base
on the first date?
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Shut up, Carol. The mouse dies.
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- Wow.
- Thank you.
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Ooh, daddy, you look terrific.
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Thank you so much.
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That's Laverne.
Okay, daddy, now,
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I know you're apprehensive
about tonight,
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but I think you'll fit in fine.
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Yes, well,
I hope you're right, dear.
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Hi.
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You're not wearing that,
are you?
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Why? You're dressed formally.
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This is the only chance
the wives get to dress up,
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but the men all think
dressing up is sissy.
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I'll change, then.
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No, you won't. There's no time.
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Look, here's the corsage
I knew you'd forget.
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I'll pin it on myself.
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Thank you. That is so beautiful.
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Now, let's move.
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Daddy, Laverne,
just real quick before you go,
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what do you think?
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Do you think that man
has the inalienable right
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to murder smaller animals
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merely because of his
superior size and intellect?
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I think you need to get
yourself a boyfriend.
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Daddy, don't answer that.
It's a trick question.
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She's talking about a mouse.
We have a mouse.
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Oh, a mouse?
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Well, don't worry
about that, girls.
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That's what
we have dreyfuss for.
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Good night.
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I was talking to daddy, Barbara.
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We're killing it.
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Oh, boy.
The river palms country club.
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I'm beginning to like this. Hmm.
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Stay with me, Laverne.
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I can't. I got to go help
the Miami mustangs mascot
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into his horse's head.
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Now, you just mingle.
Try to fit in.
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All right.
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- Less filling.
- No, tastes great.
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- Less filling.
- No, tastes great.
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- Less filling.
- Tastes great.
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- I don't believe this.
- Don't walk out on me.
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Ah, great.
Somebody else dressed up.
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You look good.
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Thanks.
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So, uh,
what position do you play?
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Waiter.
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How you doing?
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Oh, hoo, hoo. Uh, I'm fine.
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- And how are you?
- Fine, fine.
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So, uh...
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Less filling.
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Hey, I'm with you.
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Well, it's been real nice
talking to you.
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Yeah, so, listen,
can I get a scotch and soda?
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Yeah...
Oh, no, I don't work here.
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Oh, then what's
with the waiter outfit?
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Oh, it's...
It's a very long story.
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Come on, we'll get this thing
freshened up for you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's my spitting cup.
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Oh, you must be Steve marlowe.
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Yeah. Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you.
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- I'm Harry Weston.
- Right.
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I'm just waiting here
for my date to get back.
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Your date?
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You here with the new shortstop?
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No, no.
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I'm here with Laverne Todd.
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Oh, Laverne Todd,
Nick Todd's old lady.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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Laverne has a date?
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Oh, no, she must have found out
about Nick and Kathy.
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Wait, wait, wait. Who...
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that's got to be it.
That's got to be it.
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Nick's old lady knows
all about Nick's affair.
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Whoa, wait a minute. Wait.
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Oh, this is big.
This is bigger than big.
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This is...
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Real big.
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Whoa. Uh...
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Oh, my god,
Nick's having an affair.
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Whoo, there's somethin'
brewin' in that other room.
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It looks like after five years,
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this "taste great" thing
may be comin' to a head.
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Uh, yeah, Laverne,
come with me a minute.
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We have to have a little...
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- Laverne.
- Whoa, hey, nice meeting you.
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Laverne, I just want you to know
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that I know that Nick loves you.
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Sweet. Got to run.
Bye-bye. Come, dear.
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And Kathy Ryan
means nothing to him.
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It was just one night...
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Two nights at the most.
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It was one or two.
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But the important thing
is it meant nothing.
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It was just a fling, a romp...
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You know, a fling or a romp.
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Oh, I know, Steve.
It wasn't anything serious.
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Now, come on,
let's go strap on the feed bag
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and share some memories, huh?
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Laverne, uh, you knew about
Nick's affair with this woman?
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This is the first
I've heard of it.
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Well, I must say,
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I think you're taking it
remarkably well.
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Thanks.
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Hi, Nick.
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I just found out some real
interesting information,
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and I want you to know
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that I am havin' an affair.
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Well, it's not important
with who.
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Well, if you must know,
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it's... it's Dr. Weston.
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Laverne, Laverne,
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did you just say
what I think I heard you say?
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Because I think...
I think you said,
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"Nick, I'm having an affair
with Dr. Weston,"
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which would have
a direct bearing on me,
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since I'm Dr. Weston.
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I did just blurt that out,
didn't I?
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Well, it's just
this whole thing's
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kind of thrown me for a loop.
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Oh, Laverne, good.
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Look, you know how I told you
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that Nick was seeing
that other lady?
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Well, I got my secrets mixed up.
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Turns out Lenny phipps
is the one
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who is cheating on his wife.
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See, Nick Todd is the one
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who's gonna surprise his wife
with earrings on her birthday.
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Whoops.
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Oh, well,
I better go tell Mrs. phipps
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not to get her ears pierced.
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Well, food's gettin' cold.
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Laverne...
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Don't you think
you would like to make
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another phone call to Nick?
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Oh, I think
we've bothered him enough.
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Laverne, the man thinks
we're having an affair.
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All right, all right.
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Stop your bellyaching.
I'll call him.
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Oh, but, honey,
baby, you know it didn't...
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Ooh, Mrs. phipps is taking
that earring news hard.
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Hi, Nick. It's me.
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Uh, I don't know if you
remember my last phone call...
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But it was all a mistake.
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Yeah, see, I got the idea
maybe you were seeing someone,
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so I got back at you by sayin'
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I was having an affair
with the doctor.
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It ain't true.
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Uh-huh.
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Okay.
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Bye, sweetie.
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Okay, so that's over with.
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Well, not exactly.
He didn't believe me.
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But I'll just have a talk
with him when he gets home.
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Oh, by the way, he said he's
gonna stop by your place tonight
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and tear your head off.
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Laverne, I'm gonna be
real honest with you here.
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You're not such a great date.
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Who's that? Is that you, Nick?
256
00:11:13,852 --> 00:11:16,414
Daddy, what are you doing
down here in the dark?
257
00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:18,334
Well, it's the mouse.
258
00:11:18,369 --> 00:11:20,002
Um, as you see,
I turned off the lights,
259
00:11:20,037 --> 00:11:21,937
because, um, as everyone knows,
260
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,673
the way you catch a mouse
is to paralyze it with fear
261
00:11:24,709 --> 00:11:26,879
by shining a flashlight
in his eyes.
262
00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:31,013
And I have dreyfuss on a leash
263
00:11:31,048 --> 00:11:34,202
to show the mouse
I am master of the beasts.
264
00:11:36,354 --> 00:11:38,320
Well, daddy,
if you do see the mouse,
265
00:11:38,356 --> 00:11:40,189
remember, try to shoo him
out the door
266
00:11:40,224 --> 00:11:42,191
without traumatizing him...
Yeah, I got it, dear.
267
00:11:42,226 --> 00:11:43,706
Because every
living creature has a...
268
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,342
Aah!
269
00:11:45,563 --> 00:11:48,269
Die! Die! Die!
270
00:11:51,903 --> 00:11:53,404
Oh, my god.
271
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,176
I've taken a life.
272
00:11:58,743 --> 00:12:00,075
What's going on?
273
00:12:00,111 --> 00:12:01,896
I've killed Mickey.
274
00:12:03,614 --> 00:12:04,780
Good.
275
00:12:04,815 --> 00:12:06,631
That'll teach him
to run through the...
276
00:12:07,251 --> 00:12:10,961
The poor little thing.
277
00:12:11,756 --> 00:12:14,381
I didn't know he'd be so cute.
278
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,325
Look, Barbara, he's moving.
279
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,701
Call 911.
280
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,735
Carol, that's crazy.
281
00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,099
They'll never get here in time.
282
00:12:24,135 --> 00:12:26,468
We'll take him
to the animal hospital.
283
00:12:26,504 --> 00:12:27,770
I'll drive.
284
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:29,092
You stick your head
out the window
285
00:12:29,127 --> 00:12:30,841
and make siren noises.
286
00:12:32,297 --> 00:12:33,763
It's all right. It's okay.
287
00:12:33,799 --> 00:12:35,432
All right, dreyf,
don't worry about this.
288
00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:38,034
Now, listen.
We're alone in the house.
289
00:12:38,069 --> 00:12:39,903
Nick may be on his way over.
290
00:12:39,938 --> 00:12:42,672
We...
291
00:12:42,707 --> 00:12:43,976
Dreyf!
292
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:46,743
Doctor Weston.
293
00:12:46,778 --> 00:12:49,412
Nick. Nick, this whole thing
with Laverne,
294
00:12:49,448 --> 00:12:50,847
nothing happened.
295
00:12:50,882 --> 00:12:52,515
Don't try to deny it.
296
00:12:52,551 --> 00:12:54,117
On the drive here,
I had five hours
297
00:12:54,152 --> 00:12:55,819
to think
about what I was gonna do
298
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:57,454
when I finally
got my hands on you.
299
00:12:57,489 --> 00:13:00,623
At first, I was figuring
on just using my fists.
300
00:13:00,659 --> 00:13:03,938
Then I thought,
"why limit myself creatively?"
301
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,130
That's when the notion
of pickin' you up
302
00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,399
and hurling you through your
picture window crossed my mind,
303
00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:12,776
but I couldn't really remember
the layout of your lovely home.
304
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:16,139
It was only as I pulled up
in your driveway
305
00:13:16,174 --> 00:13:17,841
that I realized
the most fittin' way
306
00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:19,175
to deal with this situation.
307
00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:20,410
Oh, yes?
308
00:13:20,445 --> 00:13:21,878
Yes?
309
00:13:21,913 --> 00:13:25,315
Doctor, I'm givin' you Laverne.
310
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:33,437
I beg your pardon?
311
00:13:33,925 --> 00:13:35,892
Yeah, I've been neglectin' her,
312
00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:38,061
and now I've driven her
into your arms.
313
00:13:38,096 --> 00:13:40,697
Now, I love Laverne,
but I want what's best for her,
314
00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:41,987
and that's you...
315
00:13:42,167 --> 00:13:43,500
A man who's smarter,
316
00:13:43,535 --> 00:13:46,369
who doesn't leave town
for weeks on end on road trips,
317
00:13:46,404 --> 00:13:48,171
a man, I'm guessin',
318
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:50,392
who owns his furniture outright.
319
00:13:52,344 --> 00:13:55,044
There is one thing you should
know about Laverne, though.
320
00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,947
Between you and me,
she can be a might pushy.
321
00:13:57,983 --> 00:13:59,979
Yes, I know.
322
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:01,684
That's right.
323
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,521
You've lain with her.
324
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:07,910
Nick, I have not lain with her!
325
00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,293
Well, since she's yours now,
326
00:14:10,328 --> 00:14:13,196
I'd appreciate it if you'd
explain this situation to her.
327
00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,265
Nick, Nick,
please just wait a second.
328
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,666
Let me explain.
329
00:14:16,701 --> 00:14:18,321
You take care of that woman.
330
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:20,283
But, Nick!
331
00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:29,553
I'm coming, Nick.
332
00:14:37,756 --> 00:14:39,222
Laverne, I'm not looking.
333
00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:40,557
Well, it's a little late now.
334
00:14:40,592 --> 00:14:43,342
I already gave you
a lifetime full of memories.
335
00:14:45,230 --> 00:14:46,635
Come on in.
336
00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:51,000
Laverne,
Nick was just at my house.
337
00:14:51,036 --> 00:14:52,735
I'm sorry about that.
338
00:14:52,771 --> 00:14:54,237
But when it comes to me,
339
00:14:54,272 --> 00:14:55,939
Nick does tend
to get overemotional
340
00:14:55,974 --> 00:14:57,874
and let his fists
do the talking.
341
00:14:57,909 --> 00:15:00,376
No, no, no, no, no,
it wasn't like that.
342
00:15:00,412 --> 00:15:02,278
He still thinks
we're having an affair,
343
00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:03,513
but he has this crazy idea
344
00:15:03,548 --> 00:15:05,715
that somehow I would be
better for you than he is,
345
00:15:05,750 --> 00:15:07,768
so he gave you to me.
346
00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:09,652
I don't believe it.
347
00:15:09,688 --> 00:15:11,220
Well, it's true.
It's ridiculous.
348
00:15:11,256 --> 00:15:12,622
Laverne, you got to talk to him.
349
00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:15,658
You got to tell him you love him
and you want him back.
350
00:15:15,694 --> 00:15:17,694
Why would I want him back?
351
00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:23,833
What?
352
00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,602
The Nick I fell in love with
353
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,782
would never give me up
without a fight.
354
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,985
If that's the fella he's become,
I can do without him.
355
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,443
Now, if you'll excuse me,
doctor,
356
00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:36,098
I think I'll put on something
shapeless and unrevealing.
357
00:15:39,184 --> 00:15:40,650
Laverne, remember that bad time
358
00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:42,541
I was having at the banquet?
359
00:15:42,887 --> 00:15:45,148
It's looking real good now.
360
00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,947
Daddy, we need to talk to you.
361
00:15:56,267 --> 00:15:57,520
About what?
362
00:15:58,236 --> 00:15:59,584
Nibbley.
363
00:16:03,284 --> 00:16:04,339
Nibbley?
364
00:16:04,370 --> 00:16:06,309
Yeah, you know,
the cute little mouse
365
00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,478
that Carol bashed
over the head with the broom.
366
00:16:08,513 --> 00:16:10,146
I didn't bash him, Barbara,
367
00:16:10,181 --> 00:16:12,493
and if you don't mind,
I feel bad enough about this.
368
00:16:12,523 --> 00:16:15,535
I just thank god the skull X-ray
turned out negative.
369
00:16:16,494 --> 00:16:18,394
Hold it, hold it, hold it.
370
00:16:18,429 --> 00:16:21,664
You had skull x-rays done
on a mouse?
371
00:16:21,699 --> 00:16:23,399
They ran
a whole battery of tests,
372
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:24,867
and it's a good thing, too,
373
00:16:24,902 --> 00:16:27,863
otherwise we would have never
found out about the cataract.
374
00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:34,243
Cataract?
375
00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:36,178
Yeah, they did
laser surgery on it,
376
00:16:36,214 --> 00:16:39,515
and the vet says he should
regain full sight in that eye.
377
00:16:42,687 --> 00:16:45,864
All right, just... just let me
get this straight, please.
378
00:16:46,224 --> 00:16:48,693
The mouse we were going to kill
379
00:16:49,026 --> 00:16:51,153
is now in post-op?
380
00:16:52,497 --> 00:16:54,730
That's what we wanted
to talk to you about, daddy.
381
00:16:54,765 --> 00:16:56,635
They're sending you the bill.
382
00:16:57,502 --> 00:16:58,968
That's just great, girls.
383
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:00,136
Now...
384
00:17:00,505 --> 00:17:02,083
Go away.
385
00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,807
Nick and Laverne
are on their way over here.
386
00:17:04,842 --> 00:17:07,209
- Oh, are they back together?
- No, I'm working on that.
387
00:17:07,245 --> 00:17:09,545
Neither one of 'em knows
the other one's gonna be here.
388
00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,248
There they are.
389
00:17:12,283 --> 00:17:13,349
Come on, let's go.
390
00:17:13,384 --> 00:17:14,950
Barbara, I'm worried.
391
00:17:14,986 --> 00:17:17,253
When nibbley
regains consciousness,
392
00:17:17,288 --> 00:17:19,030
do you think he'll remember me?
393
00:17:21,459 --> 00:17:23,092
Oh, Nick.
394
00:17:23,127 --> 00:17:24,894
Oh, hi. I thank you so much
for coming over.
395
00:17:24,929 --> 00:17:26,262
Well, you said it was important.
396
00:17:26,297 --> 00:17:28,797
Well, it is. It really is.
Please, come on, sit down.
397
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:29,932
Yeah.
398
00:17:29,967 --> 00:17:31,518
Oh, boy.
399
00:17:31,736 --> 00:17:33,586
To own something like this...
400
00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:37,940
Well, someday, you know...
401
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:39,786
Stay right there now. Hold on.
402
00:17:40,645 --> 00:17:42,611
Come... come in. Let's go.
403
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:45,214
Oh, you didn't tell me
he was gonna be here.
404
00:17:45,249 --> 00:17:46,782
- You.
- I'm leaving.
405
00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,083
Laverne, sit down.
406
00:17:48,119 --> 00:17:50,653
Hey, no one talks
to my woman that way.
407
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,922
Oh, she's your woman.
408
00:17:52,957 --> 00:17:54,403
Forget it.
409
00:17:55,092 --> 00:17:57,493
Laverne, please, please,
please, dear, sit down.
410
00:17:57,528 --> 00:17:58,694
Please. Now, listen to me.
411
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,755
The two of you,
please listen to me here.
412
00:18:01,365 --> 00:18:03,232
Nick, you love Laverne,
413
00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:04,767
but you've got
this ridiculous notion
414
00:18:04,802 --> 00:18:07,144
that somehow I'm better
for her than you are.
415
00:18:07,872 --> 00:18:09,338
And, Laverne, you love Nick,
416
00:18:09,373 --> 00:18:11,273
but you don't think
he cares for you,
417
00:18:11,309 --> 00:18:13,145
because he gave you up
too easily.
418
00:18:13,278 --> 00:18:14,610
Well, if I thought for a second
419
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,412
that Laverne still had
some love left for me,
420
00:18:16,447 --> 00:18:17,746
there would be nothin'
in this world
421
00:18:17,782 --> 00:18:19,081
I wouldn't do to get her back.
422
00:18:19,116 --> 00:18:20,482
Nick, that's... that's great.
423
00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:22,184
That's all Laverne's
been waiting to hear.
424
00:18:22,219 --> 00:18:24,186
Laverne, you heard that.
Now go home... poof, poof.
425
00:18:24,221 --> 00:18:26,042
Live happily ever after.
426
00:18:26,557 --> 00:18:28,602
Not so fast.
427
00:18:29,093 --> 00:18:32,194
His words are pretty enough,
but talk is cheap.
428
00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:34,897
What if I was to beat the tar
out of this charmin',
429
00:18:34,932 --> 00:18:36,773
well-to-do pediatrician?
430
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:40,409
Now, Nick, that
wouldn't accomplish anything.
431
00:18:40,705 --> 00:18:42,244
Would it, Laverne?
432
00:18:46,477 --> 00:18:47,576
Well, you're right.
433
00:18:47,612 --> 00:18:49,345
Fist-fightin'
wouldn't prove nothing.
434
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,779
I'd still have
that nagging feeling
435
00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,881
you could offer Laverne
things I can't.
436
00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,683
No, I got to beat you
at your own game,
437
00:18:54,719 --> 00:18:56,267
on your own turf.
438
00:18:57,547 --> 00:18:59,796
We'll have a battle of wits.
439
00:19:02,361 --> 00:19:04,494
Nick, are you sure
you want to do this?
440
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:07,163
We'll play password...
Winner gets Laverne.
441
00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,698
Oh, password.
442
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:11,104
Yeah, I got the travel version
out in the pickup.
443
00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:14,571
This is nuts. This is nuts.
444
00:19:14,606 --> 00:19:15,872
I thought we would get together,
445
00:19:15,908 --> 00:19:17,541
discuss this
like rational human beings,
446
00:19:17,576 --> 00:19:20,891
and now I'm playing
password for you?
447
00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,450
I'm okay with that.
448
00:19:25,350 --> 00:19:27,517
Okay, let's get down to it.
449
00:19:27,553 --> 00:19:29,019
Call it.
450
00:19:29,054 --> 00:19:30,020
Heads.
451
00:19:30,055 --> 00:19:31,021
Tails.
452
00:19:31,056 --> 00:19:33,023
- I get first clue.
- Okay.
453
00:19:33,058 --> 00:19:34,324
Okay, Laverne,
454
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,259
we don't have one of them
fancy announcer fellas,
455
00:19:36,295 --> 00:19:38,095
so you're gonna have
to cover your ears.
456
00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:42,165
The password is...
457
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:43,605
"Bail."
458
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,603
Okay, Laverne. Ready?
459
00:19:46,638 --> 00:19:48,939
- Ready.
- Ready?
460
00:19:52,244 --> 00:19:53,209
Bail.
461
00:19:53,245 --> 00:19:55,445
Darn it, I've said the word.
462
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:01,585
Better cover up your ears again.
463
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,991
The password is...
464
00:20:08,026 --> 00:20:09,540
"Cold."
465
00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:11,580
Okay, Laverne.
466
00:20:14,774 --> 00:20:16,548
Brr.
467
00:20:17,903 --> 00:20:19,324
Saddle.
468
00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,977
Lamppost.
469
00:20:28,046 --> 00:20:29,618
Cold.
470
00:20:32,684 --> 00:20:35,752
How do you get "cold"
from "lamppost"?
471
00:20:35,787 --> 00:20:37,988
"Lamppost" makes
me think of streets.
472
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:39,456
Streets make me think
of parkin' lots.
473
00:20:39,491 --> 00:20:41,224
Parkin' lots make me think
of supermarkets.
474
00:20:41,259 --> 00:20:43,727
Supermarkets makes me think
of TV dinners.
475
00:20:43,762 --> 00:20:45,996
TV dinners makes me think
of the freezer section...
476
00:20:46,031 --> 00:20:47,797
Ooh, cold.
477
00:20:51,536 --> 00:20:55,839
Dang, I was debating between
"brr" and "lamppost."
478
00:20:55,874 --> 00:20:57,521
Went the wrong way.
479
00:20:58,677 --> 00:21:01,450
I sure am gon' miss you,
sweetheart.
480
00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,882
Nick, don't leave.
481
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:08,118
It's you I love.
482
00:21:08,153 --> 00:21:10,667
I just wanted you to care enough
to fight for me.
483
00:21:10,873 --> 00:21:12,306
But I lost.
484
00:21:12,341 --> 00:21:15,344
It ain't the winnin',
it's the tryin'.
485
00:21:15,911 --> 00:21:18,010
Oh, Laverne.
486
00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:22,382
You know, in some ways,
487
00:21:22,418 --> 00:21:25,185
this affair was the best thing
ever happened to our marriage.
488
00:21:25,221 --> 00:21:27,988
What affair?
There never was an affair!
489
00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,857
I only wish
I could believe that.
490
00:21:29,892 --> 00:21:32,092
Oh, just take a look at him.
491
00:21:35,731 --> 00:21:37,664
I mean, look at those bird legs.
492
00:21:37,700 --> 00:21:40,249
You think I can crawl
between the sheets with those?
493
00:21:41,737 --> 00:21:43,996
Frankly,
that always troubled me.
494
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,807
Oh, Laverne, how could
I have ever doubted you?
495
00:21:46,842 --> 00:21:48,705
Oh, back at cha.
496
00:21:49,044 --> 00:21:50,611
Let's go home, honey.
497
00:21:50,646 --> 00:21:52,880
We got a lot of making up to do.
498
00:21:55,851 --> 00:21:57,551
That's over with.
499
00:21:57,586 --> 00:22:00,836
Dreyf,
now we get back to normal.
500
00:22:01,490 --> 00:22:02,812
Okay, daddy...
501
00:22:03,726 --> 00:22:05,045
What do you think?
502
00:22:05,095 --> 00:22:09,645
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